WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the Snart Egg. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:14.919 You're about to teach your day's glazed by the great 3 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:20.160 Chris Ray Gods, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sweety. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.480 Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:35.000 prepare for some glazing glory. Welcome. 6 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:37.280 Hey, everybody eats Episode three hundred the Smart Tank. Hey, 7 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:41.759 it's me, it's it's him, it's that, and it's Lyle. Hey, 8 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:43.399 Lyle's joining us for episode three hundred. 9 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:46.159 I'm here for this important milestone. You know, when I 10 00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:49.600 when I helped build this podcast from the ground, I said, 11 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:52.439 one day it's gonna make it to episode three hundred, 12 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:56.119 and I'm gonna finally go on tell the world my story. 13 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:56.399 Yeah. 14 00:00:56.439 --> 00:00:58.600 Yeah, he was there, like when he pitched, when he 15 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:00.600 pitched this show to me and then I stole it 16 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:01.200 from under him. 17 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:04.840 He said, let's have a let's have another fucking podcast. 18 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:06.760 Yeah yeah, you zucker berg me out of it. 19 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:10.000 Yeah yeah, but we're good now, we've patched things out. 20 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:13.200 Yeah yeah. Yeah, it's a historic it's a historic moment. 21 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:19.920 Well, how's everybody doing. It's been I feel like I 22 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:22.959 was actually checking. I think you were a last on 23 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:27.000 the show. Episode seventy five, which is hilarious. Yeah, that's 24 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:28.480 like an insane amount of episodes. 25 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:31.640 Well, yeah, that's that's you've recorded. Maybe too many, I 26 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:32.439 would say. 27 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:34.200 Yeah, I would agree. Yeah, this is the last one. 28 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:34.840 Actually good. 29 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:37.200 Yeah, we're doing We're doing Snark Tank two after this 30 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:40.680 actually quite literally. Oh yeah this sequel, Yeah, we're done, 31 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:42.879 or second season. We're gonna do Snark Take season two. 32 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:44.760 Oh yeah, and then you already got the next title 33 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:48.680 line up exactly. Yeah, it's perfect. That's great. Oh man, 34 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:51.760 oh my god, Oh this suck. I gotta Oh my god. 35 00:01:51.640 --> 00:01:54.959 No, I so funny story I was Chris said, oh, 36 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:57.560 I dropped my microphone on the floor and broke it 37 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:59.280 into a million pieces. So I had to bring this. 38 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:01.760 I was like walking down the street with it, and 39 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:04.280 I was like, oh god, they all know I'm going. 40 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:11.439 To a podcast. I feel like people recognize this microphone now, yeah. 41 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:13.879 Yeah, it's the podcast mic. 42 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:14.240 It is. 43 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:15.759 It annoys me. 44 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.159 But the problem is, I guess it's not a problem. 45 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:20.800 But it is a good mic though. So it's not 46 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:22.960 like just like, oh, you can choose any mic, because 47 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:27.000 I have many different mics, and if you want to 48 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:30.120 just not mix as well, right, you just. 49 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:33.240 You just it it hides the room a little better 50 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:36.000 than most. Yes, it's a good podcast. Mic, it works. 51 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:37.120 It is unfortunate. 52 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:39.039 Yeah, no, no, no, there's a part of me I 53 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:42.919 felt like a piece of meat our podcast. 54 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:45.000 There is a like a breed out under attack. Are 55 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:46.080 we like a are we like too. 56 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:46.759 Many of us? 57 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:48.759 There's way too many. I mean even this is arguably 58 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:50.599 something that should not be done. It just works for 59 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.439 some reason, and so there's no reason not to do it. 60 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:56.479 I mean, well, I feel like when we did not 61 00:02:56.680 --> 00:02:59.360 enough podcasts are like useful. You know a lot of 62 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:01.080 them are like you when you hear and I'm sorry 63 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:03.560 about a woman getting ripped in half by a fucking 64 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:04.800 Mulgarian boy. 65 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:10.479 It's like, useful is a crazy thing. It's like, we're 66 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:13.199 absolutely not useful in any way. Yeah, I know, I've never. 67 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.479 Said it might as well be like mining crypto right now? 68 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:18.000 For sometimes, why are we? 69 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:20.520 Why are we not? Like we should have like a 70 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:22.639 fucking fifty ninety in the middle of the table that 71 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:25.840 fucking go go go go. 72 00:03:25.919 --> 00:03:29.280 And like a tree that we watched like die like 73 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:30.919 a little little fonds. 74 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:36.759 Just slowly. We're gonna a crypto mining show, I think 75 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:37.280 I don't want to. 76 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:38.800 I don't want to mind. I would love, but like 77 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:39.840 I'll be here like I'm not. 78 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:41.439 Gonna Why don't you want to mind? I want to. 79 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:43.680 I want to stand against it, like morally, but also 80 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:45.919 at the same time, if it's fun in any remote. 81 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:48.080 Way, I'll be just say just say that you're against 82 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:49.280 it while it's literally happening. 83 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:51.639 I hate mining crypto as I buy another Tesla, as 84 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.240 I buy a Tesla, the crass into my Tesla. 85 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:55.759 Yeah, I still don't. 86 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:57.599 I still am not fully aware of like how that 87 00:03:57.639 --> 00:04:00.680 even works, Like yeah, like tell me about like, oh 88 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:03.360 you need It's like it's using graphics cards and. 89 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:05.240 I could explain it to you, but I don't think 90 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:06.360 anyone wants to. 91 00:04:07.319 --> 00:04:10.680 I'm not even asking for I'm just I'm just constantly 92 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:12.000 explaining that I will never. 93 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:16.360 If you know what mining crypto, how it's done, write 94 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:19.480 out that comment and then like time yourself and see 95 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:21.480 how long that took you, and just that you're never 96 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.160 getting that back. 97 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:24.240 Don't post it. Don't post it. 98 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:28.920 Just don't post, don't do all the and then let 99 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:30.199 it endway. 100 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:33.199 It'll be cathartic. It'll be like like letting the second 101 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:34.600 Sophie's choice, baby. 102 00:04:34.279 --> 00:04:40.920 Go exactly I ever thought about Sophie's choice, and fucking 103 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:43.399 forever either is she She's been a lot happier since that. 104 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:49.360 Was that another thing that you thought was like a sitcom? 105 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:54.720 Look, dude, you know the story, this story about how 106 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:55.920 like I went to went to a girl's house to 107 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:57.199 watch and I thought it was gonna be like a 108 00:04:57.199 --> 00:04:59.519 little black Book movie, like a rom com. 109 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:00.800 Well the Notebook. 110 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.680 Yes, I thought it was gonna be like fifty first 111 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.319 dates or something that was like like crazy. 112 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:10.959 Thinking National Lampoon Bulls. Exactly did you her at the 113 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:13.439 end of it? Absolutely not. I was not. 114 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:16.920 I was not present after that. I was like, whoa man? 115 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:18.000 Did she want to fuck? 116 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:20.680 She might have thought that was going that way? You 117 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.720 know exactly what she was doing all those Jews. I 118 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:26.920 can't do it. I'm thinking about the at least eight 119 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:28.000 thousand Jews that. 120 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:32.759 Died, and that's fucking if she said that's a good 121 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:35.399 surface number, Like we start there and then we expand 122 00:05:35.439 --> 00:05:35.759 from there. 123 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:37.079 Right, what are you saying? 124 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:41.000 I'm just saying, like, like I don't like, I'm not 125 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:45.160 saying that like three million what didn't happen? 126 00:05:45.839 --> 00:05:47.519 But it sounded the big number. 127 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:53.439 Why God, it's gidding not didn't happen? 128 00:05:53.839 --> 00:05:57.759 Really, we should We've reorganized this show. A couple of times. 129 00:05:57.920 --> 00:05:59.680 You have been sitting next to me for like a 130 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:02.199 little I think we should move you back to that side. 131 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:06.079 Just be on the same side as this. Okay, they 132 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:07.959 don't want to be in frame when I'm saying something 133 00:06:08.040 --> 00:06:10.920 like that's exactly the reason. That's very smart. I think. 134 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:14.079 I think very smart that tragedies don't have to make 135 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:14.519 it anymore. 136 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:17.560 It's okay, but listen, Hey. 137 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:21.120 I've had conversations with my uncles about it like that, 138 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:22.920 and I'm being like, can you stop saying this out loud? 139 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.120 And your uncles? What are your uncle's doing? They're fucking 140 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:28.519 five percenters of course, So I'm like, hey, stop, five percentage? 141 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:29.040 What is that? 142 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:33.319 Twelve like thirteenth tribe of Israel Black people that are 143 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:36.639 like really, they're just crazy. 144 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:38.600 You feel like five percentage is a terrible name for 145 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:39.279 something like that. 146 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:45.199 It's like very people that understand the mind, the knowledge 147 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:47.079 of self, and the power of the side. 148 00:06:47.079 --> 00:06:49.720 It's it's just like that thing where they think they're aliens. 149 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:52.560 Is that you're talking about it. 150 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:57.879 Before? So crazy dude, like just I love those guys though, 151 00:06:58.040 --> 00:06:59.920 like you ever see them? Have you ever encountered any 152 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:01.120 public No? 153 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:03.120 No, they don't have them here. I'm pretty sure. Well 154 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:05.399 they have like versions, like there's people. 155 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:09.680 Yeah, they're very, very very He's a four and a 156 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:10.360 half percenter. 157 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:11.319 There's different skews. 158 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:13.439 There are five percenter like we should we should go 159 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:15.000 a cruise down to South Central. 160 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:17.240 And I don't want to talk to them. I mean, 161 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:19.399 you don't have to talk to them, you just hear 162 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:20.160 them out. I don't. 163 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:22.680 I don't like it because what happens that they talk 164 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:26.920 with such conviction. It starts to kwame you actually, because 165 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:28.800 it's not because I agree with the points, but the conviction. 166 00:07:28.879 --> 00:07:32.920 I'm like, damn roll, imagine thinking that highly, imagine having 167 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:34.360 that much confidence in yourself. 168 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:36.160 I do like the confidence. Yeah that is. 169 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:39.959 Yeah, there's always these muscular black dudes, these fucking nice hats. 170 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:41.560 Gonna be rude if they're gonna be rude. 171 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:44.720 To it. 172 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:47.800 That's so I'm pretty sure. Like fifty percent of rfk's 173 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:50.439 entire repeal. I think I think like he's kind of. 174 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:54.839 More than he usually. He's in very good shape. For 175 00:07:54.920 --> 00:07:56.560 some he's like it's fun. 176 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:58.399 I just I like the idea that he's like really 177 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.720 scared of like sticking needles for like medicine. But then 178 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:04.600 he very clearly there's like like I was like, bro, 179 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:06.120 he's mad on gears. 180 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:10.480 He's completely there is no way he was great. 181 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:14.600 You know, like right here looks great. The body looks great. 182 00:08:14.639 --> 00:08:16.920 His face is kind of like you know, yeah, he 183 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:19.199 looks a little he looks how he sounds. 184 00:08:19.560 --> 00:08:21.240 Should chop his own head off and put it on 185 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:23.600 r f K's body. That's what he's probably keeping him 186 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:24.079 around for. 187 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:28.360 I want, like, I'm here for that level of like 188 00:08:29.199 --> 00:08:32.000 I'm like, I'm I'm annoyed by the slow burn. I 189 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:33.559 just want them to already hurry up for that ship. 190 00:08:33.639 --> 00:08:34.799 Yeah, Like like he. 191 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:37.120 Slipped a little mickey into that blue liquid he puts 192 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:38.440 in his watery. 193 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:49.480 Yeah, yeah I did. Add I'll tell you what, I've 194 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:51.960 never looked better, never never looked better. 195 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:54.679 That was the weirdest like he has like a weird 196 00:08:54.720 --> 00:09:00.440 like little poaching kit brings on the plane, little old brew, 197 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:02.320 his little RFK brew. 198 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:05.039 Did anyone explain what it is? It's gonna keep the 199 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:06.960 worm's back. It's not to suppressed the suppressed. 200 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:10.399 The Yeah, I've heard this story about the worm a 201 00:09:10.440 --> 00:09:11.399 million times. 202 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:13.480 But is it still. 203 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:16.519 In the Yeah, yeah, it's in there, and he insists 204 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:19.960 that it's dead. He he he says that don't worry, guys, 205 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:23.360 the worm's not active in eating. I killed it by 206 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:24.519 eating a bunch of tuna. 207 00:09:25.039 --> 00:09:30.120 That sounds like something ship co opting. 208 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:34.720 I guarantee if RFK is ever in like a near 209 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:37.480 death like fight for his life, that worm is gonna 210 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:40.039 take the fucking wheel and he's gonna like whip out 211 00:09:40.080 --> 00:09:40.480 some ship. 212 00:09:40.759 --> 00:09:42.720 Like. Yeah, he's got like a little it's like the 213 00:09:42.759 --> 00:09:45.039 little Orion's beltman in black alien or like a little 214 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:46.039 venom living. 215 00:09:45.799 --> 00:09:47.919 In It's like Wesker at the end of five where 216 00:09:47.919 --> 00:09:49.919 he like fucking put his hands in the vats had 217 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:52.159 like the fucking worm arms Wesker. 218 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:55.360 Yeah, Resident, I don't know why I didn't know that name. 219 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:57.000 Name three other Weskers right now. 220 00:09:56.879 --> 00:09:58.759 I know exactly one other Western real I've had a 221 00:09:58.759 --> 00:10:01.240 doctor Wesker in my he was one of my doctors. 222 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:08.879 Did you trust Did he move really quick? Could he 223 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:11.120 shoot and teleport around the map at the same time? 224 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:14.879 Or no? Is that like I didn't trust him before? 225 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:18.000 I like I had no context for Albert Wesker at all, 226 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:20.679 like in the games before I decided not to trust. 227 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:22.919 Him, you decided to made a decision. Yeah, I feel 228 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.039 like he's like untrustworthy name. There's something about it that 229 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:26.600 felt wrong. 230 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:29.320 It doesn't moment like yeah, like a doctor Wesker even 231 00:10:29.399 --> 00:10:31.360 just take out resident Evil from it. It seems like 232 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:34.879 like some guy who would have like vats of something, yeah, 233 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:35.960 or like a jar. 234 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.799 With like a like an organ that he grew in it. Yeah, 235 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:39.559 something like a. 236 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:44.360 Hope grown organ, like completely independent of anything else existing. 237 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:47.200 It's an organ that you grew. Yeah, it's just soil 238 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:50.080 and the time he started as a pig heart from 239 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:51.879 the grocery store and now it's his son. 240 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:58.879 Big heart have big hearts relative, they have like human 241 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:01.919 sized hearts. Wrong because we use them sometimes. 242 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:05.799 We're starting to splice like, uh, there their their organs 243 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:07.399 and put them in our bodies, which is crazy. 244 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:13.279 Do you about Crisper? Yeah about crisperthing right your kid? 245 00:11:13.799 --> 00:11:15.039 That I mean it's fucking excellent. 246 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:16.399 What do you mean how do you feel about would 247 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:16.960 you do you use it? 248 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:19.960 If it if it like works, Like why wouldn't I 249 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:21.759 like so? If it makes you not gay anymore? Do 250 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:24.960 you use it? Why would I? That's not that's not 251 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:26.519 a bad thing. What do you mean? I'm just saying, 252 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:27.799 would you I would use. 253 00:11:27.759 --> 00:11:30.600 It if it was if I thought Gainis was actually bad? 254 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:33.120 Like it's like, man, can't you would? So you're hindering 255 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:34.919 my it's hindering my work because I kind of stop 256 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:36.120 sucking Crisper. 257 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:38.919 Yes would so the end, Gainess would use Krisper. 258 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:43.000 You put it next to the shower, you get tender 259 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:45.200 and grinder, and then like depending on what kind of 260 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:50.039 date you're going on, you go into the Crisper's daily 261 00:11:51.399 --> 00:11:53.799 imagine it like the health thing and doom where you 262 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:54.600 put your arm in it. 263 00:11:58.120 --> 00:11:58.600 No, totally. 264 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:01.080 What wouldn't you like if you were really sex craze 265 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:04.120 and you can stop like sucking cock, Like, couldn't you 266 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.600 just alter like a turbo gay like a baral. 267 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:07.600 Gay for you? 268 00:12:07.799 --> 00:12:08.200 You can't? 269 00:12:08.279 --> 00:12:11.159 You you can't step in the machine. Why can't yourself? 270 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:14.039 Why not? Yet? Can't? We're talking about future? 271 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:17.960 The future like like a BioShock Vita chamber that you 272 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:21.679 step in you leave a black man, or like you leave. 273 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:24.240 Like it's like it's like it's like the tank inside 274 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:25.919 of dragon ball. You go inside of it and you're 275 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:29.639 like like a suspended a little bit. You come out 276 00:12:29.720 --> 00:12:31.080 You're like, I don't know, not gay anymore. 277 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:33.480 You're not like you could see you can perfectly if 278 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.480 you get if you get horribly injured, you come out 279 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:38.159 ten percent gay or like every tell me you're a. 280 00:12:38.159 --> 00:12:41.159 Little more gay. It's a weird side effact. 281 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:43.679 I have to use left before I'm a full fledge almost. 282 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:48.000 That would almost if that were true, that would be 283 00:12:48.159 --> 00:12:50.799 like use it more. That is literally the gay agenda, 284 00:12:51.240 --> 00:12:55.200 Like what people the agenda is, Yeah, homoseide, you want 285 00:12:55.240 --> 00:12:55.559 to make. 286 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:57.440 Them right, I guess is what you're saying. I don't 287 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:58.600 want to make them right, but I want to make 288 00:12:58.639 --> 00:12:59.799 I want to make the world be better. 289 00:12:59.840 --> 00:12:59.960 You know. 290 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:02.240 But if he could put RFK in that and make 291 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:05.000 him not a fucking dickhead anymore, I don't think the 292 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:10.799 worm will allow them his brain. He destroyed the entire 293 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:15.600 factory because he will like turn on that superhero like 294 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:18.720 human like type of strength and just destroy the entire facility. 295 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:21.360 You know, he's because he can't. He can't like the 296 00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:24.200 worm trying to pretend like RFK is still a normal person. 297 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.559 But I'm sure, it slips every once in a while. 298 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:29.279 Every once in a while, every time he opens his mouth. Well, 299 00:13:29.320 --> 00:13:31.159 I guess it doesn't realize that part. 300 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:34.720 But but I'm thinking, like, say, you know, accidentally walking 301 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:36.720 through a brick wall instead of like, oh, using the 302 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:37.519 door or some ship. 303 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:41.799 Like it hasn't done that yet, but it can, and 304 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:45.039 so uh be careful. The one I think it's given. 305 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.080 I thought he gave Joe Rogan one, I swear to God, 306 00:13:47.480 --> 00:13:49.720 because Joe Rogan is a completely different person now. He's 307 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:53.440 he's like not even remotely the same person at all. 308 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:57.360 Joe Rogan's like the second half of fucking fosphologing on. 309 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:00.320 He's like every time he opens his mouth, it's like 310 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:03.440 this nigg is out of the fight really bad. 311 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:09.039 It's it's is really sad. Yeah, that short story. He's 312 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:12.360 crazy sad to read that one on a date too. 313 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:15.440 And I read it in school and I was like, Yo, 314 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:18.159 someone has this nigga become a retarded in the middle 315 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:18.480 of class. 316 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:21.480 And I was like he already was in the middle 317 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:24.039 of class, really, and your teacher was like, stay after 318 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:27.960 class as you want to see something, stay after the 319 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:30.200 class that she gives him the posts. 320 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:31.720 I never read that story that was like the kid 321 00:14:31.799 --> 00:14:32.639 losing his mind or something. 322 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:35.639 No, No, it's it's a guy who, uh he like 323 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:38.960 takes like a he's mentally disabled and he takes like 324 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.840 a like a pill that makes him not anymore. Yeah, 325 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:45.559 and then he decides that he would rather like eat rats, 326 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:47.120 so he stops taking the pill. 327 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:50.679 Insane. It's something like that, No idea, that's. 328 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:54.279 That's uh you were he was like, he's like seven 329 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:57.600 out of ten, he's pretty close, like Cipher in the 330 00:14:57.639 --> 00:14:59.919 matrix or cip whatever the guy's name is. 331 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:01.519 When he's just like, oh, plum me back in the 332 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:03.720 matrix of the No, No, it's uh. 333 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:06.120 I think what actually happens is like there's a rat 334 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:08.799 that is also taking it and that starts getting tumors. 335 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:12.799 So he's like, I'd rather I'd rather not have tumors, 336 00:15:12.879 --> 00:15:16.480 and you know, like digimon and then he uh oh 337 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:21.440 so okay, it's like very straightforward. I thought there was like, No, 338 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:22.360 what happens. 339 00:15:22.720 --> 00:15:24.200 He does eat the rat at the end, though he 340 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:26.919 like loses himself and when he goes remember it and 341 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:27.440 he eats it. 342 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:32.360 But rats just naturally kind of get tumors. Yeah, hamsters, 343 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:35.320 do I feel like rats specifically almost do. 344 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:37.879 Do you think a rat king is a thing that 345 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:41.559 happens enough, it's enough to have a name. Yeah, Like 346 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:43.320 how many rat kings have been discovered? 347 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.720 Discovered? Yeah, like there was one in every Bureau of. 348 00:15:48.679 --> 00:15:50.240 I thought like, say, I feel like a rat king 349 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:52.679 is not even enough to be a big prominent burrow 350 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:55.000 like a rat king and be like whatever. 351 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:57.320 Anytime you go to a restaurant and you see a 352 00:15:57.440 --> 00:15:59.279 c from the health department, that's a rat. 353 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:05.399 Case, Like, it's not even enough to fail. You can 354 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:07.600 still serve food here, but watch out there's a rat. 355 00:16:09.799 --> 00:16:12.240 That was like, okay, so you go to like an 356 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:16.120 a restaurant, but there is an obvious rat king in 357 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:19.679 the kitchen that no one's addressing you a rat king. 358 00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:24.039 I'm so curious they vary. I think it's the largest 359 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:27.200 rat Google that largest tied together. 360 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:29.840 Yeah, you think like a rat king like rat twoy 361 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:33.799 ten would be like you know, yeah, there's like there's 362 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:36.360 like a whole like line cook operation. 363 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:38.960 Did they ever do like a because they used to 364 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:42.600 do like random straight to DVD sequels to Disney movies. 365 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:44.440 Listen, I'm not respect to do that. 366 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:47.519 I'm not saying they should do a ratituoy. But I 367 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:51.360 know what they should call it, thirty two rats. I 368 00:16:51.480 --> 00:16:59.159 know where to put the two christ It's a good idea, but. 369 00:16:59.159 --> 00:17:01.639 They wouldn't do that there? Did you see? 370 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:01.960 That? 371 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:05.359 Seems like both the mondo rat king. You've ever been 372 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:05.839 a raki? 373 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:11.759 I like how they let it like petrify, Like what, wait, 374 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:15.160 so is a rat one? It's alive at a point? 375 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:18.200 Technically each rat was a part of Are they all 376 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:18.720 alive at once? 377 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:19.319 Is what I'm saying? 378 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:19.759 Is it? 379 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:22.440 I think obviously some of them are like a stale 380 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:24.599 husk of like maybe like two rats. 381 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:26.759 And I don't think it's like where the red fern grows, 382 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:29.160 where it's like one dies they all die of sadness. 383 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:31.200 I think that if if one dies, they just kind 384 00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:33.559 of keep on truck and add like another rat to it, 385 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:34.480 like a polycule. 386 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:39.920 That is right. I think that's right. Though I think 387 00:17:40.240 --> 00:17:42.920 on the right path, polycules are adjacent to rats. 388 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:48.799 I will say, yeah, I guess based on my experience enough, 389 00:17:49.680 --> 00:17:51.559 I think every rat king we should have more rat 390 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:52.000 kings now. 391 00:17:52.079 --> 00:17:54.799 I think I mean you can make them. You just 392 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:55.240 make them. 393 00:17:56.240 --> 00:18:00.960 Actually that is so barbaric. So you bought seventy five 394 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:03.359 rats recently. For what purpose I'm making a rat can? 395 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:06.799 I to ethically make your own organic rat can? 396 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:08.599 Yeah, well I hear like it like pet Smart and 397 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:10.559 ship when they like don't want them any like, they 398 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:12.200 just like throw them out when they need to make 399 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:16.640 inventory rats anything like fish dogs. 400 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:21.480 They don't sell dogs that they do, don't they know? 401 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:24.839 They don't. I feel like they specifically do know they 402 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:28.200 sell dog food, they don't sell theyll dog food but 403 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:35.559 not dogs. Yeah, you sell Xbox controllers but no Xbox stupid. Yeah, Chris, Yeah, 404 00:18:35.720 --> 00:18:36.960 this guse guy's a fucking joke. 405 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:40.200 Yeah, the last time you set foot in a fucking 406 00:18:40.279 --> 00:18:41.559 pet Smart, you philistine. 407 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:46.839 I've been a pet Smart in a while, but I'll 408 00:18:46.839 --> 00:18:49.920 pusually don't sell dogs pet smart cork sniffers. 409 00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:53.119 I remember the last time I want to freaking pet 410 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:55.400 I think pet Co is that what it's called the 411 00:18:55.559 --> 00:18:58.799 famous mos sweetest one of Peto. I think probably when 412 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:00.519 I was a kid to buy a dog, I thought 413 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:01.839 I was gonna be able to find a dog there, 414 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:04.039 and my grandma was like, I really it's gonna happen. 415 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:05.559 I was like, I'm gonna get a dog there, And 416 00:19:05.599 --> 00:19:07.279 I went then there were no dogs. I think I 417 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:12.920 almost shot the place like a dog shortage almost. Granted 418 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:16.000 I was four, yeah, maybe five, maybe maybe nineteen. 419 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:18.839 You thought about shooting things up when you were five? Yeah, 420 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:20.559 that was just one on Columbine to you know. I 421 00:19:20.599 --> 00:19:21.400 was getting hype off that. 422 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.720 We're not aware of COLUMBI when you were five years old, 423 00:19:23.799 --> 00:19:25.440 you were aware of column five years old. 424 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:26.640 Shut the fuck. 425 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:28.880 I was absolutely aware of columb mine. I was like, WHOA, 426 00:19:28.960 --> 00:19:29.720 that's crazy. 427 00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:32.960 I don't at all. I don't believe that video games 428 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:34.400 caused this. The reason many of. 429 00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:36.759 Them is because he thought that like asphalt and pavement 430 00:19:36.920 --> 00:19:39.599 was actually like a part of like the earth, just 431 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:41.720 growing like as a kid he thought. 432 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:44.079 I was like, oh, that's just like you. You definitely 433 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:46.920 I didn't know. I was like, why is this here? 434 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:49.160 I never was like, I guess it's just. 435 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:52.839 There were commercials with construction workers, and people don't see 436 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:55.519 construction making droves or streets. 437 00:19:56.440 --> 00:20:00.799 He was like workers, but he saw column. He saw that. 438 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:03.200 Explains a lot about me, Like that that's the whole, 439 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:06.079 every the whole entire pictures made. Now it speaks to me, 440 00:20:06.359 --> 00:20:08.680 you know, every time, like the Smash Bros get like 441 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:10.680 the little picture and it fills out more of the story. 442 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:12.640 That was the first part of the story. For me 443 00:20:12.880 --> 00:20:15.160 was like, oh wow, I don't think Smash Bros. Does 444 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:18.160 that also, like you think? I think that was like 445 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:20.440 you get a job. It's like, what are my options? 446 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:25.240 It's like columbiner, you could be a doctor, you could 447 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:26.200 be somebody that fishes. 448 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:28.920 You could do a columbine some of these fish. But 449 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:32.400 the roads they just grow exactly, roads grow. So were 450 00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:34.039 you one of the impression that the roads grew and 451 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:35.200 then people had to chisel? 452 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:38.160 Like for me, it was more or less like I 453 00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:39.960 never really had been to a place that didn't have 454 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:42.759 like streets, like proper cities. I was like, I guess 455 00:20:43.839 --> 00:20:47.599 mountains and stuff are just somewhere else and dirt roads, 456 00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:49.000 and I guess I only exist where this. 457 00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:51.440 This is just how this was. You understand that's insane. 458 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:53.559 I think as a kid, it's not that insane. I 459 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.839 think it's it's a little stupid. I lived, I lived 460 00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:58.720 in a major city. I never saw I never really 461 00:20:58.720 --> 00:21:00.119 went anywhere that had like four. 462 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:02.839 I think the standard position is that you've never thought 463 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:04.960 about it, But for you to actually put thought into 464 00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:07.880 like this is natural or. 465 00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:11.079 It was more like, I guess this is just how 466 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:15.839 things are, not like, oh, this is after after my 467 00:21:16.359 --> 00:21:19.960 studies and research, I deduced that there's only roads. 468 00:21:20.039 --> 00:21:23.279 I mean, that's what sounds like you did. You're like you. 469 00:21:23.559 --> 00:21:25.880 You pondered and pontificated a. 470 00:21:25.880 --> 00:21:30.519 Little bit as much power. There is only as much 471 00:21:30.559 --> 00:21:32.400 as as much as I could at that age. 472 00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:35.720 A guru could twist that into something very profitable. There 473 00:21:35.759 --> 00:21:36.799 are only roads. 474 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:39.039 There's no destination. There's only roads. 475 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:48.400 That's profound, that's fired. Yeah, exactly that. You're not gonna 476 00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:51.240 find that there, not yet, not yet. 477 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:55.680 I mean, yeah, somebody's somebody get to work, put it 478 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:57.559 up there, get to work, put up there. I'm not 479 00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:01.279 I'm not doing that. Not an immigrant. 480 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:05.000 We do need one of those, yeah, I think it 481 00:22:05.039 --> 00:22:07.279 would like we're we're pretty bad at like doing all 482 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:09.279 the you know, I want to get anything. 483 00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:11.079 I want to move to the Midwest, and I want 484 00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:14.400 to employ a bunch of people who are immigrants and 485 00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:16.440 help them get a pastis and ship. I want to 486 00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:18.440 get like a farm and like employ a bunch of things. 487 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:22.279 I actually do. I want I want like land. You 488 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:25.319 always pretend like you have these lofty like this is 489 00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:28.440 not lofty. I just want land. Yeah, that's it. I 490 00:22:28.440 --> 00:22:30.440 don't I don't want to. I don't want to. I 491 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:33.720 don't want to look upon it engagement. I just want 492 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:37.240 to own property, a entured servant kind of fucking underfenced 493 00:22:37.319 --> 00:22:38.480 railroad sort of ship. 494 00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:38.759 Ye. 495 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:42.720 No, absolutely, I would respect. I would respect my possession. 496 00:22:42.759 --> 00:22:43.880 I mean my my workers. 497 00:22:44.359 --> 00:22:46.519 You wouldn't, Yes, I would. I'm not going to harm them. 498 00:22:46.559 --> 00:22:49.319 I'm not gonna mistreat them. He wouldn't strike them. I 499 00:22:49.319 --> 00:22:55.160 wouldn't harm the respect them. I'd be like, hey, dude, 500 00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:59.240 hey Hernandez, what's going on? Brother Hernandez. Make sure even 501 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:01.240 you get to name is picked out for him already, 502 00:23:01.599 --> 00:23:02.039 news too. 503 00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:05.440 I'm gonna go to home. But like anyone named Hernandez this. 504 00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:13.559 Way, anyone, everyone gets up, dog breeds, getting some nice 505 00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:15.880 little people to work on my work, on my property 506 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:17.920 for me, little people. I don't think they like being 507 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:18.240 all that. 508 00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:23.400 A proper term if little people, isn't it? I think, 509 00:23:28.480 --> 00:23:29.920 oh man, all right, should we move on? 510 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.920 Should we get some questions? Yeah, we need questions because 511 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:34.960 I don't think anything. I think anything really happened, nothing, 512 00:23:35.519 --> 00:23:36.720 nothing weird happened at all. 513 00:23:36.839 --> 00:23:39.079 We talked a little bit about the Super Bowl and 514 00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:41.960 the last thing that we did, but I don't even that. 515 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.559 One was just like, you know, yeah, because it was 516 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.599 very it was it was so cut and dry, like 517 00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:49.160 not and like even even the backlash of the performance 518 00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:51.440 was kind of it was fucking boring, like of the 519 00:23:51.519 --> 00:23:53.400 people that we're trying to come up with ship to. 520 00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:56.400 Be like ah, I was like, guys, gotta do something. 521 00:23:56.680 --> 00:23:58.759 I'm just waiting why aren't people just I feel like, 522 00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:00.839 right now and with the current administration, you can just 523 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:02.799 be as brazen as you want to, and I'm waiting 524 00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:04.400 for that. I'm waiting for these to be like just 525 00:24:04.519 --> 00:24:07.559 like I like, I hate hard urs, get the hard rs. 526 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:10.279 I'm waiting for like more fuel to like, hey, let's 527 00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:11.680 have fun with this now, because you don't have to 528 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:14.240 pretend anymore, you know, like you, oh, let's go Brandon. 529 00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:18.039 You know, I'm like, I think I think just say 530 00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:21.119 fuck him and you can say whatever you want. 531 00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:23.799 I always thought that was weird or it's like tis 532 00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:28.599 tisk to you, Brandon just saying it, saying So I'm 533 00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:30.680 waiting for these guys to just feel more comfortable with 534 00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:32.160 their like, you know, they're bigotry. 535 00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:34.440 It was pretty boring. Like a lot of people were like, 536 00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:38.839 this is music. Yeah, it was like, look, I've heard 537 00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:39.640 this a million times. 538 00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:41.519 Yeah, the boring thing, Like I get it if you're 539 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:43.720 just there for specific like you're just there for entertainment, 540 00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:46.200 you're someone who actually values the halftime show and you 541 00:24:46.279 --> 00:24:48.440 like I can't wait to be entertained, Like, yeah, it 542 00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:51.240 was boring if that's what you were looking for, but 543 00:24:51.960 --> 00:24:56.480 you know, you're also kind of retarded to like, come. 544 00:24:56.440 --> 00:24:58.799 On, he called the guy I don't like a pedophile 545 00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:01.559 on national television, and that doesn't that's enough for me? 546 00:25:01.759 --> 00:25:06.000 Okay, Yeah, that was so satisfactory. I thought that was crazy. 547 00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:08.799 The fact that it peaked the microphones in the stadium 548 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:13.119 is awesome, Like everybody in the in the stands at 549 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:15.799 the super Bowl. If I was Drake, I honestly, I 550 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:19.920 genuinely I'd like to think I'm pretty like stealed to 551 00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:23.680 like internet commentary about me, but like, I don't know, man, 552 00:25:24.039 --> 00:25:25.519 that would kind of fuck me up a little bit. 553 00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:28.839 If the entire stadium at the super Bowl was just 554 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:31.960 chanting along to like never made. 555 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:35.000 They're never good enough to hurt you, Like if someone 556 00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:37.920 does a good job hurting your feelings. It's different, you know, 557 00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:39.559 like it's. 558 00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:43.119 Not even but like even, let's say, for the sake 559 00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:46.279 of argument, everything that Kendrick says is false. Like let's 560 00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:49.160 say just like it's all completely made up. That would 561 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:51.839 be like whatever, like whatever I've had people make up 562 00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:53.039 up about me before, like whatever. 563 00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:54.799 The fact that it's at. 564 00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:58.400 The super Bowl and like Serena really Williams is dancing 565 00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:03.279 to my define that would think I think I might 566 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:04.920 go away for like a long time. 567 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.759 He should have had Kendrick killed. I don't know why 568 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:09.240 he hasn't done that yet, Like I like, I mean 569 00:26:09.319 --> 00:26:12.519 it put him down, Like you don't know why he hasn't, Yeah, 570 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.599 like kill this guy. Well, I mean because he would 571 00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:14.960 be next. 572 00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:18.400 So what that that would? That would what? 573 00:26:18.559 --> 00:26:21.960 What's better existing is everybody people are kids are gonna 574 00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:22.559 call him pedophile. 575 00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:23.680 Now, by the way, by the way, I want to 576 00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:26.240 point out, not five minutes ago, I want to move 577 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:28.759 to the Midwest and give a life to immigrants also 578 00:26:29.799 --> 00:26:30.519 killed Drake. 579 00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:33.400 Those immigrants are saying I'm a pedophile and making the 580 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:35.319 world dance along with me. 581 00:26:35.559 --> 00:26:38.000 You're you're co exciting the assassination of a musician. 582 00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:39.799 I just if I was Drake, if I was in 583 00:26:39.799 --> 00:26:42.440 a position which I'm not. I'm not Drake, but if 584 00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:46.240 I was, if I was Kendrick would have been sleeping 585 00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:48.400 forever a long time ago. 586 00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:52.559 But see you also, you're also thinking from the aspect 587 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:55.240 that you you don't want to be alive, you don't 588 00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:57.720 want to be alive. But Drake clearly wants to be alive. 589 00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:00.599 So that's why he's moving. That's why he wouldn't have to. 590 00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:07.160 What he's doing disrespect him since then, so he didn't 591 00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:09.400 post like he did like a he was like he 592 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:11.200 played like a big as show and he's like wearing 593 00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:14.400 some dumb bullshit. He's he seems fine, but I'm sure 594 00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:16.599 I feel like he's constructing like a death star or 595 00:27:16.640 --> 00:27:21.599 something like he's like and he's just gonna like boom 596 00:27:22.119 --> 00:27:24.920 and that'll take care of probably the West coast. So 597 00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:27.279 I actually would think we should all move because it 598 00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:28.039 is a pretty. 599 00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:32.240 Farms sounds pretty good. I don't know about that, but 600 00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:36.279 at least, like maybe Georgiagger, is it exaggeratory to be 601 00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:39.079 like that's that's a difficult thing to come back to you, 602 00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:41.440 even if it's just completely bullshit. Oh no, it's horrible. 603 00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:43.119 It's a horrible super Bowl. 604 00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:45.920 He has to make chanting pedophile, he has to make 605 00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:48.160 such good music and something has to happen. 606 00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:51.160 I mean that's the thing though, Like he didn't make thriller, right, 607 00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:54.279 so he's not Gonnavive pedophile, right right? 608 00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:54.559 Right? 609 00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:57.440 You know nothing, Yeah, he doesn't have criminal is the 610 00:27:57.519 --> 00:27:59.480 only the only thing that can prevent you from being 611 00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:00.440 a pedophile, exactly. 612 00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:03.599 Tote you just like he should go to jail for 613 00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:07.640 this very fucking song, you know, yeah, yeah, it's he's fucked. 614 00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:10.920 He doesn't, so I guess that's just flashbag. That that 615 00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.480 l sketch of Trump dancing to Hotline playing and that weird. 616 00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:16.559 Like I don't even I don't want to know that. 617 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:19.000 I didn't even know that. I think you actually made 618 00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:20.079 that up. I swear to god. 619 00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:22.880 He has glasses too in that video, which is weird. 620 00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:25.079 Trump and glasses does not look right at all. 621 00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:31.279 You just have swords rained on him, Drake, both both simultaneously. 622 00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:32.880 I don't know. Man, If I were Drake, I just 623 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:35.160 would leave. I would like write a book or something. 624 00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:38.000 Yeah, just become a producer. Just just make good music. 625 00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:40.000 That's it, Just making music. And not be a main 626 00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:40.880 stream marks anymore. 627 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.839 Yeah, if he went away for a while, I think 628 00:28:43.319 --> 00:28:45.799 even even like the Pedal Ship would actually kind of 629 00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:48.000 after a while people get tired of it because the 630 00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:49.440 news cycle is so fucking. 631 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.559 Like, he's gotta pray on, He's gotta do what Eddie 632 00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:53.359 Brock did at Spider Man three and pray on his 633 00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.000 downfall like. 634 00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.119 Like in the like in the Shadows and. 635 00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:01.960 Or or or he's got to start showing up to 636 00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:04.880 like an award shows, like oh he's dating Dolly Parton. 637 00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:08.759 Now, Yeah. That's got to do is start going for 638 00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:11.599 like the g Mills. Is that? Yeah? Is that he 639 00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:13.319 shows up to do an a ward show with Betty 640 00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:17.920 White's mummy, Mummy, she's been, she's been her mouth and 641 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:22.440 like on the Red Yeah that quickly. That's how they 642 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:25.000 bury celebrities, I'm pretty sure. Is that what they do? Yeah, 643 00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.400 they mummy them. Would y'all want to be exhumed? Would 644 00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:28.200 you want to be mumbified? 645 00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:33.039 If I think I would want to be mummied? Yeah, 646 00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:34.839 because like I don't. I don't want to be buried 647 00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:36.240 at all. I want to be burned. I don't want 648 00:29:36.519 --> 00:29:38.240 I don't want any chance I don't look, I don't 649 00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:38.920 believe in magic. 650 00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:42.400 No chance to coming back a young girl's heart, that 651 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:44.400 all show. Yeah, but I don't believe. I don't. 652 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.240 I don't believe in magic, but just to stay safe, 653 00:29:46.279 --> 00:29:48.000 I don't want to be in any state where I 654 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:50.559 could potentially be resurrected by some strange sorcerer. 655 00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:53.079 I want to be dust, I want to be dusk. 656 00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:56.440 I actually learned a fun mummy fact. Apparently, like there 657 00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:59.440 was like some some explorer guy and he found like 658 00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:02.359 I think it was King tut. It was like some mummy, 659 00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:07.640 some fucking well known, noted mummy. It was like it 660 00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:10.200 was like the most intact they'd ever found a mummy. 661 00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:12.200 And the guy was like, I want to get it 662 00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:15.000 as jewelry, so he just started like ripping up the mummy. 663 00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:18.759 So so the reason we don't have no good mummies 664 00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:20.960 is because we found a good one and some dude 665 00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:23.119 fucking tore it apart. And you know, the fucked up 666 00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:25.640 thing is because all the like shit in there, like 667 00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:28.680 it's like fucking like thousand year old formaldehyde or whatever. 668 00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:31.720 So that's where like the whole mummy's curse thing comes from, 669 00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:35.119 because like all those motherfuckers got sick and died because 670 00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:37.720 they were inhaling mummy because some dude had to like 671 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:40.640 rip it up for don't I would rip one up, 672 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:41.599 like just for the fuck of it. 673 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.359 Like I I got a new couch recently, and so. 674 00:30:46.319 --> 00:30:46.519 Have you? 675 00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:49.160 Have you ever like fucking ripped apart furniture? It is 676 00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:51.160 so satisfying. I think. 677 00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:53.720 I think destruction in general is in a lady feeling. 678 00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:56.559 Oh dude, yeah, like it just feels good to destroy things. 679 00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.000 Have you ever been to one of those like rage rooms? Yeah? 680 00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:01.039 Those are pretty sick? Been to one? Yeah, Yeah, I've 681 00:31:01.079 --> 00:31:02.640 thought about it, but like I never I don't know. 682 00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:07.359 I haven't animals, Like, I don't know that's that are 683 00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:08.519 gonna be eating Fred's food. 684 00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:09.920 I'm not. I didn't do it. Oh you're from that 685 00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:12.720 family though? What family? Girlfriend? 686 00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:16.200 Your girlfriend's dad like throws baby raccoons down the fucking 687 00:31:16.279 --> 00:31:18.240 sink garbage. 688 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:21.559 Your family is from? Like, Haiti, I'm not at all. 689 00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:25.799 I guess cats and dogs and ship You know, I've 690 00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:26.160 seen my. 691 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.559 Grandma legitimately break a chicken's neck with the least amount 692 00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:30.720 of care of in my life, and. 693 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.119 I was like, whoa chickens? We had this conversation before. 694 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:36.079 But like I feel like if I, if you could 695 00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.119 only eat the meat that you would feel comfortable killing, 696 00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:39.720 I think I would be fine because I really don't 697 00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:40.559 have a problem with chickens. 698 00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:43.960 I could not kill a little shaggy cow. I couldn't 699 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:45.799 kill a shaggy That would be hard. 700 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:48.279 Maybe, Yeah, that would be pretty pig would be difficult 701 00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:49.880 to because you only have to like suck it because 702 00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:50.799 like you get a lot of cow. 703 00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:52.400 If you have to kill the cow and you get 704 00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:55.160 the whole thing, get the whole thing. That is true. Yeah, yeah, 705 00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:58.400 that does. Shaggy ones are so cute. Don't kill the 706 00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:02.319 shaggy one? Yeah, why you see me murder its friends 707 00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:06.039 and I'm like, like a big old bitch cat. You 708 00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:08.279 wouldn't feel bad for. I don't know, if you could 709 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:09.240 kill a buffalo. 710 00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:12.839 Make me sad, Yeah, would would because they're so they're 711 00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.440 so they just seem jovial, like they're not really they're 712 00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:17.119 just running around doing nothing. 713 00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:17.559 They're roaming. 714 00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:20.279 Yeah, Like I guess I'd have to start killing predator animals, 715 00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:23.720 eating them because that's like because at least they would 716 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:24.119 kill me. 717 00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:26.920 This thing is like that'd be cool, not as good 718 00:32:26.960 --> 00:32:29.599 doesn't taste as good though. Yeah, prey animals just taste better. 719 00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:33.640 That's why they prey. Yeah almost almost literally, Yeah, they 720 00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:36.480 evolved to be more delicious, to be absolutely delicious. It's 721 00:32:36.519 --> 00:32:38.480 unfortunate I would kill the lion though. 722 00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:42.640 I've thought this for a long time, but I've never 723 00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:46.920 about to look if this is true, Like, would chickens 724 00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:49.400 be extinct if not for the fact that we just 725 00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:50.920 like specifically. 726 00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:55.839 Cows. Yeah, I've heard about chickens. I heard about chickens, 727 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:56.839 and it seems right. 728 00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:58.279 I think like a lot of them wouldn't be here 729 00:32:58.279 --> 00:32:59.000 if we didn't eat them. 730 00:32:59.200 --> 00:32:59.599 That's true. 731 00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:03.880 It just doesn't make sense. Like the amount of chickens 732 00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:06.039 that have to die for like a for like a 733 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:07.599 bucket of KFC is hilarious thing. 734 00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:09.160 It's like a million, Like it's like a million biss 735 00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:10.599 It's like a million and a half chickens. 736 00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:11.640 It's like something a dance. 737 00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:16.240 Imagine, Like imagine if chickens were just left to their devices, 738 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:18.559 you know, how many more animals would you know? I man, 739 00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:21.680 peers will probably exist or probably have already died out 740 00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.480 because of just eating chickens only What do you mean, 741 00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:29.599 because like they're like a lot of animals probably starved 742 00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:31.640 out because of the fact that they didn't have things 743 00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:34.319 to eat, right, But imagine how many things would have 744 00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.160 just like kept eating because they wouldn't have been around. 745 00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:37.599 It would have kept been eaten by other ship. 746 00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:41.839 What are you saying? I'm trying, I'm stumble over my words. 747 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:46.839 So right now, so right now, like chickens exist, right, Okay, yes, 748 00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:51.079 I can agree with that, But thinking of like how 749 00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:53.599 many things would have just eaten them without our intervention, 750 00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:55.960 Like how many other creatures would have probably still been 751 00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:57.680 able to exist long enough to eat them out and 752 00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:59.519 then die on their own, you know, Like, I don't 753 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:01.319 think chicken have the ability to be able to like 754 00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:04.440 they don't just state quick enough and are able to 755 00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:06.960 get away well enough to have existed this long without 756 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:07.759 humans of diventure. 757 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.199 Like an egg day, don't they? Is it a day? 758 00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:14.719 I don't think it's a day a lot like they 759 00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:18.119 like forty a day. I think they go hard, Like 760 00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.159 I feel like, while I've been around chickens, there's been 761 00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:22.119 plenty of days they just didn't lay eggs. 762 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:24.360 Because you guys, Yeah, you guys did weird not. 763 00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:28.320 Why don't you out there making the work happen yourself. 764 00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:31.880 Why aren't you getting busy yourself making no passes at them. 765 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:36.599 Like you're a chicken go away. Uncles are like, what 766 00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:41.440 are you doing? That's a free fun there. It's crazy, man. 767 00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:45.119 People just fucking animals is crazy. That's such a European 768 00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:47.320 that is agreed. 769 00:34:48.519 --> 00:34:50.239 I mean there's a documentary of like I think it's 770 00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:53.920 like South Americans like going hard in the paint on like, uh, 771 00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:56.400 was it goats or donkeys or something like that. It's 772 00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:58.639 something like that, And there's they're just it's like a 773 00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:01.079 it's like a some was like a rite of passage, 774 00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:04.599 like before you pussy you one of those type of. 775 00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:08.079 Animals, so that you have gone ahea going in like 776 00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:11.280 what's what beats me? 777 00:35:11.480 --> 00:35:15.000 But it was beginning somewhere in South America, I don't 778 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:15.800 remember which country. 779 00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:19.559 In the beginning of Castlevanian animated series, the guy's complaining 780 00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:24.880 about that because a dude fucked his like something. 781 00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:31.159 Yeah, the first Pennsylvania he killed. I forgot about that. 782 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:34.039 It's not the first shot. It's the first first. It's 783 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:38.480 the first frame of the first one is the chicken burning. 784 00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:41.960 There's like there's like like single frame of a guy 785 00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:47.480 sucking a chicken, and then it's that the guy pause 786 00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:52.880 immediately and see everybody cheering him off. The chicken is blushing. 787 00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:57.000 That's part. 788 00:35:57.119 --> 00:35:59.000 That's that's the part of the show that's most like 789 00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:01.199 the game, because it's like needs your reaction time. 790 00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:07.480 Right, appreciate that is no posts, it is it is 791 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:08.840 move on to some questions. 792 00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:11.039 Yep, please, we said that already, but like whatever, I 793 00:36:11.079 --> 00:36:13.639 don't think so we're gonna okay, so we're gonna move 794 00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.320 on to some questions. Questions you can ask us over 795 00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:18.000 a Patreon of concess, a snark tank. There's like a 796 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:19.119 tear associated with it. 797 00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:21.880 I don't know what. That's five dollars man, just tomorrow. Ye, 798 00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:25.199 you should learn. No, I guess better if I don't 799 00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:28.159 know why, right, yeah, because I don't whatever, I don't 800 00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:28.920 know why. I don't know. 801 00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:32.000 It's like a blind box, you know, give the amount 802 00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:33.840 of money and yeah, I get the answered. 803 00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:34.920 Tell you what I like that. 804 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.280 Actually, pick whatever amount you want and then we'll decide 805 00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:38.360 whether or not you qualify. 806 00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:40.800 It will definitely answer your questions for sure if you 807 00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:43.519 give us about five hundred. Just letting you know that's 808 00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:45.960 that's in the running. You're in you've joined the Raffle 809 00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:53.880 for five Minsky, that's a classic. Asking for what was 810 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:54.559 that guy's name? 811 00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:57.199 He said the other guy that he was working with 812 00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.280 that he offered, Fuck, it was something and like he 813 00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:02.960 was like, it's twenty dollars okay to edit, like everything, Yeah, I. 814 00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:04.400 Remember it's just this guy. I remember he had a 815 00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:06.239 hoodie on. Is this this stupid white guy? Why are 816 00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:07.559 so many people shitty? 817 00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:07.800 Like? 818 00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.719 Why are so many inner people just absolutely come because 819 00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:11.239 of people like you? 820 00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:14.239 It's not I don't think I did it. It's funny, 821 00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:17.800 that's true. That's true, and I laugh at the things. 822 00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:17.960 Man. 823 00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:20.039 It is because I'm the only shit. Ye yeah, it's 824 00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:20.760 all my fault. 825 00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:22.159 You put me onto this. 826 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:26.400 Lyle sent me this video of like what the was 827 00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:28.760 it the Paralympics of that little odd world munch as 828 00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:29.360 Odyssey guy. 829 00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:36.159 No, okay for context, this video you see like what's 830 00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:38.920 wrong with the dude? And you're like, there's no fucking 831 00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:41.199 way right, and then they throw him in the water, 832 00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:44.599 they throw it and he he goes he's a bullet, wins, 833 00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:46.800 He's a bullet. Like Yeah, the point where now I'm 834 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.480 questioning if whatever is up with him? That makes him 835 00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:54.960 like shrimp shaped, just makes him better at swimming than 836 00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:55.960 like a normal guy. 837 00:37:56.119 --> 00:37:57.840 Yeah, he's like you think that we are more. 838 00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:00.960 It's like how Michael Phelps is like exactly hairless as 839 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:02.639 he needs to be to be as fast as he is. 840 00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:04.960 I don't think that's what's up with Michael. Pretty sure 841 00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:07.280 he's got a right, Yeah, that's that was it. That 842 00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:11.719 was what sweats oil. It was definitely know that he's 843 00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:15.719 got like webbed feet, he has a he has an 844 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:22.239 ore like that someone using an ore under water, but 845 00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:24.960 it's just attached to his arm. 846 00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:27.920 I'm imagining him like the way that I imagined it. 847 00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.519 You know that like a little cut on Jesus. 848 00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:43.159 Yeah, yeah, like like an or we got whatever angry video. 849 00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:50.679 I can't even gay per v I angry video gay 850 00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:53.679 per gave per Yeah, exactly what it says versus the 851 00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:57.920 irape gamer. You remember the irate gamer? You he like 852 00:38:58.000 --> 00:38:59.119 hunts ghosts now. 853 00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:02.280 He hunts he did you see him with the Christian Uh? 854 00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.679 Like he took like the cursed Christian ambulant. Oh my god, 855 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:07.599 tried to communicate with the spirits in it. 856 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.960 Dude, that ship is legitimately cursed. All the low cows 857 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:12.800 have dealt with that ship recently. It is kind of crazy. 858 00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:15.880 It's kind of weird, like with the actual sambulet, Like yeah, 859 00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:18.079 they're so like they'll have there an actual one like that. 860 00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:22.039 I love that we're calling it the ambulant, the Christian Ambulet? 861 00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:24.800 Are there fake one? Like I understand it has to 862 00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:25.320 be fake ones? 863 00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:26.119 Is there one? 864 00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:30.480 Like this is actually in my in my worldview, it's 865 00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:33.320 just one. It's the same one being passed around. 866 00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:35.199 Yeah, it's not. There's no duplicates. 867 00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:37.400 It's like the sister heard of the Traveling Pants or something. Yeah, 868 00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:39.199 where it's like it's just the Christian medalliy And he 869 00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:39.519 made it. 870 00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:42.000 He cursed it. You're talking about like the fucked up 871 00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:44.360 one with like the single eye that looks burnt, right, 872 00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:47.519 I think so, but I actually don't really remember. 873 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:50.440 However, I know I know it's right, yeah, and it's 874 00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:52.480 the one that he has. It's like I think it's 875 00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:54.000 just one of the ones he made, which is a 876 00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:56.400 little bit lame. But to me, it was like he 877 00:39:56.440 --> 00:39:58.119 even said it in the video. He's like in his 878 00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:00.239 Chris Boor's voice, he was he was like like that 879 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:02.559 it's the first thing in that pos's great. Ye it's 880 00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:03.079 the first thing. 881 00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:10.280 Yeah you see that. Uh it looks like a cookie essentially. Okay, 882 00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:11.559 it's one of what he means he made. 883 00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:14.320 But even the video he's like these, this isn't the original. 884 00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:17.239 But like some say that even the ones that even 885 00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:20.480 if he touches them, there's like a darkness that like attaches, 886 00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:24.000 like he's saying like genuinely. I've seen interviews of him, 887 00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:27.280 like on news stations where like he's really earnest about it. 888 00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:36.239 Chris is only able to be earnest is the curse 889 00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:36.920 of earnestness. 890 00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:40.239 I think every person that does ghost finding content should 891 00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:44.119 die in a ghost like and then become a ghost person. 892 00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:47.079 I think that's I think it's like a cycle. It's 893 00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:50.119 like photos like a plant, you know, it grows, it dies, 894 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:51.960 it grows back again. It's like watching power and you 895 00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.159 know it's gonna happen in every single episode. Like I'm 896 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:56.119 cool with them just dying and then becoming a ghost 897 00:40:56.199 --> 00:40:57.039 in every episode. 898 00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:00.159 Person there should be whoever has the most subscribers has 899 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:01.800 to have like a big box and then all the 900 00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:04.119 rest of them die and we put their corpses in 901 00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:04.840 that box. 902 00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:09.119 And then when his back breaks and he dies. That's 903 00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:12.440 when we stopped doing it. That's that's kind So where's 904 00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:13.599 the cycle exactly? 905 00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:17.440 Well, just whatever whatever the subscriber number like limit for 906 00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:19.880 that is. You know, that's its own kind of rat 907 00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:22.320 cag in a way. Yeah, yeah, the ghost, that's the 908 00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:23.960 dead back like that. 909 00:41:24.800 --> 00:41:26.599 But anyway, this guy, I'm not gonna read that name again. 910 00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.960 He wrote in he says, hello, fathers, which co host 911 00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:32.000 would you trust to write your biography? 912 00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:34.119 What would you expect them all to do with it? 913 00:41:35.800 --> 00:41:38.039 I guess we had a So we did an extra 914 00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:41.039 like our extra premium episode we did. Uh. We we 915 00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:44.159 finished each other's lives as from like this point. Oh yeah, 916 00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:45.840 we wrote the rest of each other's life. Yeah, and 917 00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:50.679 this is essentially that up. This was I Chris, because 918 00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.039 I have Chris dying. We put him in a loop. 919 00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:58.960 Time killed me immediately after we leave this room. 920 00:41:59.000 --> 00:41:59.880 Basically, you didn't give me. 921 00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:03.920 I gave you a whole life, became the president like 922 00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:07.280 a country. He had two countries, Mexico and America. I 923 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:09.199 gave you a successful I gave you some hardship. I 924 00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:11.559 gave you like a fulfilling end, and you killed me 925 00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:12.960 immediately immediately. 926 00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:13.840 Two hours of life. 927 00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:14.440 I'm dying. 928 00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:16.519 It's always the loop of him going to the future 929 00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:17.800 being capt. 930 00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:19.239 How did you get there? So I don't want to 931 00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:23.199 get it. He used this microwave. Use this microwave. It 932 00:42:23.360 --> 00:42:27.519 blows up. He everybody thinks he died, Sweeny is my answer. 933 00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:31.440 He gets mine. It'll be the worst fucking thing you've 934 00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:33.920 ever read. It'd be really funny. You know what you 935 00:42:33.920 --> 00:42:35.280 can do? Would I don't? 936 00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:38.639 How would I? I guess I would. Let I guess 937 00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:40.960 Derek would have like a simple life. He just dies, 938 00:42:41.079 --> 00:42:43.239 like a really tragic plane crawd or something like that. 939 00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:47.320 It's very likely I would just fallow sep then like 940 00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:49.480 the toilet with flush and drain its whole body out 941 00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:54.000 his ass. And then Chris would just obviously the teleportation 942 00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:54.760 time travel thing. 943 00:42:54.880 --> 00:43:00.519 Yeah, it's a constant loop of death, waste of a person. 944 00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:03.760 Chris gets stabbed by a person. Chris gets stabbed like 945 00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:07.159 ghost in the future, gets teleported back to the past, 946 00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:09.280 is in shock, and then some guy that leaves the 947 00:43:09.360 --> 00:43:10.199 store and stabs the. 948 00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:19.440 Random Armenian dude just stabs him. He dies, and it's 949 00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:23.760 in the span of two hours. Everything's two lived hours. 950 00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:27.199 He meets like like these time bandits, he meets these 951 00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:32.760 fucking imagine dragon AI bought Spider it's crazy, then comes 952 00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:33.960 back and gets killed. 953 00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:43.199 Oh my god, dude, it's really funny. 954 00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:46.320 You're not Chris, and like that was a clone and 955 00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:49.519 it never gets to his apartment to stop him from 956 00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:50.719 doing the microwave things. 957 00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.000 Why that's why it keeps happening. It was pretty brilliant, 958 00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:55.559 pretty good. It came together. It was really stupid, but 959 00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:57.800 it ended off Wayne needed than show. 960 00:43:57.880 --> 00:43:59.719 To me, it was as stupid as like whoever like 961 00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:03.559 wrote Terminator. We're like they're like at the end, like 962 00:44:03.639 --> 00:44:06.639 oh and then Sarah and they fuck and then it crazy. 963 00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:06.800 You know. 964 00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.280 It was like they wrote this thing and then they 965 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:10.719 figured that out at the very end, and they're like, 966 00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:12.679 we're fucking geniuses. It was like one of those like 967 00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:14.559 smart dude, let's sucker on dicks. 968 00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:19.000 Like it was definitely not planned, but I like, I like, 969 00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:22.599 I like cyclical time bullshit that makes no sense. It 970 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:23.079 is fun. 971 00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:25.559 Yeah, I think time shit is fun, but like I 972 00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:27.840 don't like it because that some function has happened. I 973 00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:29.280 want somebody to go back in time and like I 974 00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.239 don't know, like high five been lodden. It turns him 975 00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:33.400 into like super cool like Goku or something like that, 976 00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:36.280 and it's like five. Yeah, like somehow, through some means 977 00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:39.159 someone does something really small stupid. Yeah, that turned into 978 00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:40.360 like really horrible. 979 00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:44.239 You're aware of ben Laden? Would you high five? Maybe? 980 00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:52.920 Bin Laden? High fight baby? Dad? You're he like you 981 00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:54.880 could you appear out of a pool of energy? 982 00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:58.840 And he's like and say saying something I'm not gonna repeat, 983 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:03.320 probably eactly the baby and he's just like, what do you? 984 00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:07.079 High five? Baby? Is the most low stakes? You show 985 00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:15.760 that diagram of like him in the underground. Someone's done 986 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.280 that as like the the e kg of like you know, 987 00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:20.960 she's looking at her baby and is that that one. 988 00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:24.360 Has to has to exist, has to be that guy 989 00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:28.880 who died spelunking. That guy's nutty putty cave or whatever. 990 00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:33.159 That guy. I'm not even joking. It's something that a 991 00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:37.000 fucking loser dies at a diagonal point. People like that 992 00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:41.119 a loser. He died diagonally. Ny, there's no way it's 993 00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:45.760 called Oh my god, was that right? Yes, nutty puddy cave. 994 00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:47.159 Fu. 995 00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:48.679 I can't believe that's right. 996 00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:53.159 That people like that man had a a newboorn baby, 997 00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.840 and he went he went to, I gotta go crawl 998 00:45:56.960 --> 00:45:59.679 in a fucking really tight ditch diagonally and die. 999 00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:04.519 My name is white guy, and I must die like 1000 00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:08.880 he died like this. Yeah, he did die, and that 1001 00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:11.360 was fucking jat standing. Also, I'll be. 1002 00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.000 Real with you, I thought you were doing a bit 1003 00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.440 when you googled it and it was called nutty putty cave. 1004 00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:21.760 No, literally nutty Puddy. And this dumb ass died on 1005 00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:24.280 his head all over himself. 1006 00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:26.039 I can't. 1007 00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:32.719 It's hard. We've been over it before, but it's we 1008 00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:35.719 have I know. 1009 00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.159 It's just so it's tragically stupid, but like it's like 1010 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:40.760 it's one of those things where it's like I I 1011 00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:43.800 can only feel bad for people if if they if 1012 00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:46.159 genuinely they're in a situation where like they could not 1013 00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:50.400 predict something crazy, tragic tragedy like you even even something 1014 00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:52.360 like you got a plant on a commercial flight, like 1015 00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:54.280 oh I'm gonna go from Dallas to New York. 1016 00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:56.159 Oh I'm dead. That sucks. 1017 00:46:56.840 --> 00:46:59.880 If you crawl in a fucking crawl space ditch on 1018 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:03.199 or a mountain between like a couple of tectonic plates 1019 00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:06.840 that you can't fucking fit through and then you die. 1020 00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:09.440 I can like, I don't know, man, I can't. I 1021 00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:10.840 don't got it in me to feel bad. 1022 00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:13.599 At that point, I can laugh at all death because 1023 00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:15.880 of the fact that there's a bit of comedy in death. 1024 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:18.199 Good person, the bit of comedy and death to me, 1025 00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:21.880 you know, there's you know, but like I can always 1026 00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:26.880 think the situation is unfortunately tragic. But like, but like 1027 00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:28.599 this guy is a jackass. 1028 00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:30.840 Some laugh at him. He's a jackass. That baby's gonna 1029 00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:33.239 I hope his son, I. 1030 00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:36.480 Hope, I hope his child is nowhere. You're stupid as 1031 00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:38.800 that person. But they gotta die at the same point, Well, 1032 00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:40.000 they gotta go find it. 1033 00:47:41.039 --> 00:47:43.519 He's either gonna be like I have to conquer what 1034 00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:48.599 my dad couldn't find. My dad find MACARONI can. 1035 00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.800 Maybe their lifespan it's like a fucking praying mantis thing 1036 00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:58.039 where it's like they reproduce and then immediately die. 1037 00:47:58.599 --> 00:48:03.639 Yeah, they're they're that. Yeah, that's their genetics. Smullookers are pregnant. 1038 00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:06.199 It's so unfortunate. But like, I don't know, because there's 1039 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.000 always something It's like if there's always something funny, Like 1040 00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.639 if something funny happens like if I'm about to die, 1041 00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:13.360 Like I told her this joke one time. We're backing 1042 00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:15.039 out the house, right and I was like, what if 1043 00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:16.440 I'm about to hit by a car and that turned 1044 00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:18.400 you can say meet meeping in the car. Obviously it's 1045 00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:22.559 blow up. And it was like, that'd be fucking horrible, 1046 00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:24.199 and I'm like, I'd laugh my ass. 1047 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:26.800 I wouldn't because you'd like it would. 1048 00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:28.480 Still be around, like if I'm a specter looking at 1049 00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:31.519 my body looking like fucking cyborg, but in the worst way, 1050 00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:33.119 I'd be laughing my ass. 1051 00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:36.199 After your funeral, Yeah, no, laugh at my funeral, said 1052 00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.480 meet me meat is pretty like that's just pretty funny. 1053 00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:42.400 You've you've gotten the car. I think I would have 1054 00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:46.840 to be disconnected from that actual moment in time. Even 1055 00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:49.960 if you're saying meet me and it happens, I'm probably 1056 00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:53.599 like laugh at me, what just happened? I'm first confused. 1057 00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.199 I think the laughter would come way after I process 1058 00:48:56.280 --> 00:49:05.960 like that just actually happened. The yeah, because because at 1059 00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:07.440 a certain point you're like, did I just hear that 1060 00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:08.519 or like that that happen? 1061 00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:12.280 You know, I imagine to meet me, so like did 1062 00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:14.840 he actually say it was not impossible to imagine. 1063 00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:17.400 It's like, I don't know the worst things I've ever seen. 1064 00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:21.440 A little kid, uh in my hometown. Uh, the mama's 1065 00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:25.000 about cross uh at the at the at the crosswalk. 1066 00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:26.880 But then like a car was coming making a right, 1067 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:29.400 really shouldn't made it a right. She fucking like stopped 1068 00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:32.519 to sudden now that the kid was a little bit 1069 00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:35.519 too old to being a stroller anyway, but still the 1070 00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:39.639 kid fell motherfucker got a leg ran over and was 1071 00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:43.639 like the timing of it. Yeah, so this was right 1072 00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:46.440 by the chevron on my right ride or where I 1073 00:49:46.519 --> 00:49:49.320 used to live by uh, and anybody that lives in 1074 00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:52.519 Harbra you know Idaho and the boulevard, you know that chevron. 1075 00:49:53.079 --> 00:49:59.320 And it was funny the timing, the time he made 1076 00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:00.800 it funny. It's not funny explaining it. 1077 00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:03.320 I seeing it happen, I was like, I can't fucking 1078 00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:05.920 believe the rapid succession I was. 1079 00:50:06.480 --> 00:50:09.280 I was at I was at Disney World one time, 1080 00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:12.159 or scint of My Adventure where you're going toward Carson Line. 1081 00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:14.880 We're walking down that little canyon and this little kid 1082 00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:17.800 was laughing. This little kid was like being a jerk, 1083 00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:20.800 and he like fell over and some guy kicked the 1084 00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.400 kid in the face when he was walking and I 1085 00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:27.960 saw it and I started crying, like full all crying. 1086 00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:29.440 It was like what happened? I was like, I just 1087 00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:32.039 saw this guy kick a kid and then shake the 1088 00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:34.119 kid off his foot, and I was just like, this 1089 00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:36.280 is not real harm. 1090 00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:41.599 Accidental harm. Befalling children is funny. It is like when 1091 00:50:41.599 --> 00:50:43.920 they fall off like a like a playground thing. 1092 00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.519 It's funny. It's funny to watch. Were you there with 1093 00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:49.280 us when Jalen slapped that baby? No, I heard about it. 1094 00:50:51.559 --> 00:50:55.000 Our funny, Jalen. It was my purpose. Obviously. We were 1095 00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:57.159 walking out of like we were at the Palisades ball 1096 00:50:57.159 --> 00:50:59.679 we were watching. It was like after promising something, slapping 1097 00:50:59.719 --> 00:51:02.119 a baby? What's wrong? I mean many things, but what 1098 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:05.440 what I mean? I don't know. Actually I can't argue 1099 00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:08.840 because if it was being loud, it was it was 1100 00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:12.000 minding its own business, minding its own business. We were 1101 00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:12.960 coming out of we were watching. 1102 00:51:13.119 --> 00:51:14.559 We came out of a theater after like at the 1103 00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:16.880 Palastates where we saw we just saw Super eight or something. 1104 00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:18.519 It was like, I don't even remember what that movie was. 1105 00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:20.280 It was like trying to be et but not I 1106 00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.119 don't know, it was weird. We walked out of it 1107 00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:23.760 and we were laughing about something and Jayde was like, 1108 00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:26.280 he loses control of his hands. 1109 00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:26.880 When he laughs. 1110 00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.239 He just like flails all over the place. Obviously you 1111 00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:32.960 would know, because you know not because you're black. 1112 00:51:33.559 --> 00:51:34.119 No one, no one. 1113 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:40.360 You're so razy, you got to justify racism in your thoughts. 1114 00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:42.400 I don't have to justify it at all. I know 1115 00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:42.800 it's real. 1116 00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:47.199 But but so he's losing control of his arms and 1117 00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:50.119 he's laughing, and then this lady is walking by by 1118 00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:52.239 us at the same time, and she's she's dragging her kid. 1119 00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:54.400 Her kid's crying. He's like really sad, he's like screaming 1120 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.880 about something, and she's angry. He tells like she just 1121 00:51:56.960 --> 00:51:59.480 had a hard day. And his hand is coming down 1122 00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:02.079 right when the kid is passing, so it's just like 1123 00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:06.519 a right in the face, and the mother doesn't notice 1124 00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:09.239 at all, and Jalen puts his head and was like, 1125 00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:12.159 why is my hand so wet? And then he turns 1126 00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:14.079 around and then he sees the baby crying even more 1127 00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:16.400 because he just got slapped by an adult man, and 1128 00:52:16.519 --> 00:52:19.519 then the mommy yanks him further. It's like stop crying 1129 00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:24.320 and we It was the funniest I rolled around on 1130 00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:26.760 the floor actually in this in the middle of this 1131 00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:31.599 mall screaming how I literally raffled a similar I r L. 1132 00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:33.800 I raffled, I r L. Was it similar to this? 1133 00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:34.280 Is that? 1134 00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:36.880 Is that a priest and slap a baby? Yeah, it's 1135 00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:41.199 playing by the way, sorry, and he got it and 1136 00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:44.840 he's like out of the baby. He just you know, 1137 00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:46.920 the baby's being a little bit crying and then he's 1138 00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:49.199 just like shut up. That was a little bit. That 1139 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:50.840 was like a little bit. It was kind of like 1140 00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:52.440 it was it was a little like slapy bes. 1141 00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:55.639 You's seeing that video the guy playing like connect skiing 1142 00:52:56.280 --> 00:52:59.119 and then he the baby like walks behind him and 1143 00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:01.159 does like a flip. 1144 00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:04.800 You guys in the classic when the guy's break nancing 1145 00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:06.760 and he does the back. Yes it's the baby. Yeah, 1146 00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:11.559 that's the straight and the baby fucking like that's beautiful. 1147 00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:14.440 Why why do people strawl like that? They just like 1148 00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:18.039 lock and like, you're stun locked. What do you mean 1149 00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:18.480 that's true? 1150 00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:23.320 Yeah, it's literally a sunlocked basics stunlocked. Yeah, basics stunted, 1151 00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:30.559 sunlocked mechanics. You haven't lived, You've hit a baby. I've 1152 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:33.079 never hit a baby, That's what I mean. I haven't 1153 00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:35.719 lived either yet. You know, like if I ever have 1154 00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:38.079 a baby, then I'm gonna live right right now. 1155 00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:40.280 I can wait to make my baby be afraid of 1156 00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:42.760 that they shouldn't be afraid of. Like you're gonna watch 1157 00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:44.639 out for the wind. When it wind picks up too much, 1158 00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:46.320 it means a rapist is gonna come and get you, 1159 00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:49.320 and the kid is just like what every time? 1160 00:53:49.760 --> 00:53:52.920 Speaking of rapist? My amazing. My wife just got a 1161 00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:58.639 new job and she takes public transportation and she was, well, 1162 00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:00.840 she was walking to the bus or something. She told 1163 00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:03.239 me this morning, just like hey, this guy rolled down 1164 00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:05.000 the window and asked me to hop in. I'll take 1165 00:54:05.000 --> 00:54:07.000 you wherever you need to go. And I'm like that 1166 00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:08.320 still happens, Like. 1167 00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:10.239 I thought, like that's not a thing anymore, Like you, 1168 00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:13.360 like nobody there would be a zero between sands, anybody 1169 00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:15.519 would ever do it, so you would just stop, like, oh, 1170 00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:18.079 I always gotta carry see four with you wherever you. 1171 00:54:18.079 --> 00:54:18.920 Go, That's what I'm saying. 1172 00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:21.519 But it's weird that, like I feel like back maybe 1173 00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:24.400 in the eighties, people were still accepting rides, maybe like 1174 00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:27.679 oh yeah, thanks mister, And I don't like, now what 1175 00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:28.840 is it twenty twenty five? 1176 00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:31.159 Like you feel like those guys are zero out of 1177 00:54:31.159 --> 00:54:34.239 one hundred, Like it's never worked. Yeah, wow, someome shit. 1178 00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:36.000 The other night, I was like, I was like walking, 1179 00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:39.079 it must have been like one or two, and this 1180 00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:42.320 woman walks by me. She's like clearly distraught. She's got 1181 00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:44.599 an accent, and she's like, do you know if the 1182 00:54:44.719 --> 00:54:47.679 train is still running? I'm like, I have no idea, 1183 00:54:47.719 --> 00:54:49.400 I don't think so, but I'm on the train, man, 1184 00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:54.920 what is this? And like someone was just like I 1185 00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:57.719 think she asked him too, And then I like kind 1186 00:54:57.760 --> 00:54:59.559 of like I turn around and I see her getting 1187 00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:01.880 in his car. I'm like, I might be the last 1188 00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:05.000 person to ever see her alive, but you know, she's 1189 00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:07.480 got to get somewhere, So I guess, flip a coin, 1190 00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:10.480 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking drive her. 1191 00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:13.079 You know that's fucking wild. 1192 00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:18.000 Who does Like It's it's just so beyond stupid, you know, 1193 00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:19.920 you know it's too much true crime. I feel like 1194 00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:21.880 for that kind of thing to be successful. 1195 00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:23.920 For anymore, Like I feel like at this point it's 1196 00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:26.800 just you only you can only do it like via 1197 00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:29.440 uber where it's like, okay, here's an actual verification system. 1198 00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:31.519 But what does that say about the situation that she 1199 00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:32.280 was running from. 1200 00:55:32.440 --> 00:55:33.880 Yeah, that means she was in such a best way. 1201 00:55:33.920 --> 00:55:34.480 She was asking that. 1202 00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:38.039 I don't trust people at all. 1203 00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:41.599 The guy that probably hurt her more than the other 1204 00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:43.760 person was going to the other person was gonna slap 1205 00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:45.239 her up a bit, and this guy cut her up 1206 00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:48.559 into pieces. Like Yeah, man, potential dud potentially had a 1207 00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:52.119 bad role. Man stopped it. Would to sleep on the one. 1208 00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:57.920 You know, I could have done something about it. I 1209 00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.440 could have made it like a like a like a 1210 00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:06.199 bad situation guarantee. But maybe she wouldn't. Yeah whatever, there's 1211 00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:07.239 other women out there there. 1212 00:56:10.039 --> 00:56:11.079 We don't need that one. 1213 00:56:11.360 --> 00:56:11.559 Yeah. 1214 00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:15.079 Look, man, I can't feel bad. 1215 00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:16.559 I mean at a certain point, it's kind of like 1216 00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:18.960 that like fucking cave guy, Like at a certain point 1217 00:56:18.960 --> 00:56:19.920 you can't save everybody. 1218 00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:25.039 Yeah, yeah, that's that's nutty punny cave. It really is. 1219 00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:27.400 It's a little different. 1220 00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.320 Are you sure it's slightly There's one one was a 1221 00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:32.519 bad station that led to a dumb action. One is 1222 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:34.440 a dumb ass that led to his own death. 1223 00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:37.960 Yeah. Yeah, there's also the fact that what is it, 1224 00:56:38.039 --> 00:56:40.159 what is the what is the cave man running from? 1225 00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:47.239 Should be fair. Yeah, he faked his own death and 1226 00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:49.960 it was it wasn't him in the cave. Just as 1227 00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:53.840 a pair of shoes. It's a pair of shoes. Just 1228 00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:56.760 be a pair of shoes. That's all it is. 1229 00:56:57.239 --> 00:57:00.840 Because at the parties showed up point where you can 1230 00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:02.239 see you can only see shoes. 1231 00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:04.800 I'm sure of it, because nothing else to get in there? Right, 1232 00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:07.199 what is it? The Wizard of Oz. It's just like 1233 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:09.400 the legs hanging out. You just leave a pair of 1234 00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:11.159 tims there and you're like, you'll never be able to 1235 00:57:11.239 --> 00:57:11.880 figure out. 1236 00:57:13.199 --> 00:57:15.480 I got the guys, I got the perfect way out, 1237 00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:18.199 gonna I'm gonna shove these fake legs. 1238 00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:25.599 The authority show up like, oh, there's tims gone. They 1239 00:57:25.639 --> 00:57:26.320 can't get in there. 1240 00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:29.920 Look they didn't even try. They didn't even try it. 1241 00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:32.679 They didn't even they didn't grab, they didn't do anything. 1242 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:34.079 You got them real good. 1243 00:57:34.480 --> 00:57:36.119 He's gone. He did it real good. 1244 00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:37.960 It's crazy about those deaths of people who die in 1245 00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:40.559 the situations. They don't get them out of there, like 1246 00:57:40.639 --> 00:57:43.440 they leave them in there like either right composed, they fell, 1247 00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:44.840 they fill it with like cement. 1248 00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:47.320 Yeah, oh dude, do you hear someone stole green boots? 1249 00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:48.519 That? 1250 00:57:48.679 --> 00:57:51.039 Oh? Is that the fucking green on the mountain. 1251 00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:54.039 Everest, there's like a guy who's like just became a 1252 00:57:54.159 --> 00:57:56.559 marker because they couldn't get him out of there. So 1253 00:57:56.679 --> 00:57:58.760 and he's got green boots, so they call him green boot. 1254 00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:03.760 But he disappeared. That is cool off the mountains. Someone 1255 00:58:04.440 --> 00:58:08.480 someone still, some billionaire was like, I want that, and 1256 00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:11.280 I got it. I want green boots. 1257 00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:18.639 Crazy my library as this study the weakness green footed bitch. 1258 00:58:19.599 --> 00:58:27.880 Off line there, You're like, good, I'm sure it's you 1259 00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:31.880 Green boots. He resurrects green boots. 1260 00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:35.639 It's been three thousand years since you died green three 1261 00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:38.440 thousand thinking about you. 1262 00:58:38.559 --> 00:58:44.119 Ever second, since he had green years ago, they've stayed green. 1263 00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:47.599 The boots have stayed green. He had green thousand years 1264 00:58:47.639 --> 00:58:53.480 ago to the modern war. How recent is that that? 1265 00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:57.920 I don't know how recent he is. That's the reason, 1266 00:58:58.119 --> 00:58:59.880 since like the sixties, know what I mean, how recently 1267 00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.039 they did they steal him? Was this recent? It was? Yeah, 1268 00:59:02.039 --> 00:59:04.480 I was within the last ten years. So green booth. 1269 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.760 So green Boot is technically he's technically a fucking mummy 1270 00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:08.639 or what. 1271 00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:11.480 Yeah, I mean he's like an Arctic ummy, frozen mummy. 1272 00:59:11.639 --> 00:59:15.000 Arctic mummy is like awesome, ben snow mummy. The Arctic 1273 00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:18.000 mummies would go hard. The Arctic mummy is six snow mummy. 1274 00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:23.199 But so the body of an Indian climber is still 1275 00:59:23.239 --> 00:59:27.400 on mount the body. The body is believed to be 1276 00:59:27.599 --> 00:59:32.280 that of Swang Pa Jore who died in ninety six. 1277 00:59:33.039 --> 00:59:35.840 They're saying it's not true, but I don't I prefer 1278 00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:39.400 that problem is I don't believe ai. I think a 1279 00:59:39.480 --> 00:59:44.880 British pervert took him to use his spices, used him 1280 00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:46.360 as spices directly. 1281 00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:49.599 Yeah, the first time he's ever tried to like, he's 1282 00:59:49.599 --> 00:59:54.719 got like a greater talk I re Ember had, Like 1283 00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:56.840 authentic British food is disgusting. 1284 00:59:57.079 --> 00:59:57.280 Yeah. 1285 00:59:57.559 --> 01:00:04.800 Yeah, it's just like when people like, no shepherd's. 1286 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:06.559 Pie, like the that isn't that Irish, Sure Scots, I 1287 01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:09.320 had it there though I had it there still, it's uh. 1288 01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:12.360 I imagine the shepherd's pie you had had spices in it. 1289 01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:16.719 They were caribbeans. That's kind of the problem, like that 1290 01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:18.760 they didn't authentic man, I. 1291 01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:20.400 Wasn't on caribbeans. I was there, so I had a 1292 01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:21.960 good time, but like in Africa. 1293 01:00:21.880 --> 01:00:23.760 They put just enough salt and stuff to where it's 1294 01:00:23.800 --> 01:00:26.519 not bitter, and that's fucking horrible because it's just it's 1295 01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:28.199 just like bringing up to that level. It's like, well, 1296 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:30.400 it's no longer has a better taste now it's just neutral. 1297 01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:31.960 And I'm like, what the fuck is this? 1298 01:00:32.199 --> 01:00:34.320 Every day of my life I really so upset to 1299 01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:36.760 the British and almost took over the world entirely, Like 1300 01:00:36.920 --> 01:00:38.480 every day of my life I think about it, and 1301 01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:41.079 I'm like, what the fuck was the planet all? 1302 01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:43.239 You feel like they're getting back at us somehow, like 1303 01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:46.119 you know how Jamaican they got back at me. Pretty 1304 01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:47.159 they got back. It's pretty good. 1305 01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:49.320 I'm talking about the American Empire right now, it's not 1306 01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:51.440 doing so well. Do you think, like somehow they did 1307 01:00:51.519 --> 01:00:52.239 this somehow? 1308 01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:53.679 I think. I think. 1309 01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:57.320 I think Japan won at the end. I think Japan 1310 01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:00.239 really won. I think, like every time I think, yeah, 1311 01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:01.519 they won, they really won this war. 1312 01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:01.960 I think so. 1313 01:01:02.039 --> 01:01:05.559 I think they leveled up, like they they were so radioactive, 1314 01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:07.760 they figured everything out quickly, like it helped. 1315 01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:09.280 Yeah, It's like like they. 1316 01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:17.599 They theorized that like mushrooms gave us made our brains 1317 01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:21.199 like expand uh fashion than any other species, right, And 1318 01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:26.119 I think the radiation from those bombs perfected them to where, yeah, 1319 01:01:26.119 --> 01:01:27.760 they figured out hint hi and uh. 1320 01:01:28.119 --> 01:01:31.719 They figured out before they figured out freaking animated. 1321 01:01:31.719 --> 01:01:35.400 They were like, yeah, I was first, then they did, Mario. 1322 01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:39.519 That's probably true, though. I'm sure the first they were 1323 01:01:39.599 --> 01:01:42.559 just drawing like dicks and butts and ship and then 1324 01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:45.519 ever seen the Sistine chapelers Dix all over that thing? 1325 01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:54.360 Yeah exactly, like yeah, yeah, Michael jork It. 1326 01:01:56.440 --> 01:01:58.639 Do you think the first drawing was of like a 1327 01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:01.000 like a vagina or like titch or something like that. 1328 01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:04.000 It was probably that'd be the first thing I drawed. 1329 01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:05.960 It was probably a dick. Yeah, I'm sure dick was 1330 01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:06.800 the first thing ever drawn. 1331 01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:07.920 Head. 1332 01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:11.360 I don't know why I feel like that for whatever reason, 1333 01:02:11.480 --> 01:02:14.239 Like the what is the first drawing ever drawn? My 1334 01:02:14.360 --> 01:02:17.559 head says buffalo. I don't know why Buffalo. Yeah, I 1335 01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:19.400 feel like that's first of all. I don't think there 1336 01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:20.079 were first people. 1337 01:02:20.639 --> 01:02:22.400 Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying. That's saying it 1338 01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:23.760 makes sense, But it's. 1339 01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:28.440 Just you saw was a buffalo, buffalo with big old 1340 01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:31.719 with big a big titted buffalo, tittied buffalo. 1341 01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:34.320 You know buffalo would have big ass tits. Dude, it would, 1342 01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:35.559 it would, it would. 1343 01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:38.599 Okay, but you said that monkey that was circulating around 1344 01:02:38.639 --> 01:02:40.639 that big tits, and people were like getting ideas. It 1345 01:02:40.719 --> 01:02:43.400 was kind of crazy, like Instagram was like and people 1346 01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:45.760 are like hmmm, you know, like they were kind of 1347 01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:48.679 doing those things like maybe, and I was like, this 1348 01:02:48.840 --> 01:02:53.159 is crazy. This is uh, it's they they will funk animals. 1349 01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:56.280 It just needs human parts and that kind of really. 1350 01:02:56.159 --> 01:02:59.679 Concerned people are disgusting. Yeah, it's really concerning, but it 1351 01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:01.519 needs to be. Well, I guess you you like what 1352 01:03:01.639 --> 01:03:03.440 those digimon you you, but. 1353 01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:07.679 They're not they're human esqualum fun Well, speaking of disgusting people, 1354 01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:08.239 what do we got? 1355 01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:10.639 We have questions from our pageots all all right, right, yeah, 1356 01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:12.280 we got way off track. I thought about this. 1357 01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.840 That's what this is is this podcast I cast level 1358 01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:20.360 ten back pain with constant sneezing wrote in that's insane. Uh, 1359 01:03:20.599 --> 01:03:22.119 he says, I don't know if some of y'all are 1360 01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:24.199 aware of the PSN outage, but I'm not too beat 1361 01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:27.280 up about it. I'll gladly accept blood borne at sixty 1362 01:03:27.320 --> 01:03:28.639 frames for a second as an apology. 1363 01:03:28.960 --> 01:03:31.199 What would you guys accept it as an apologies out there? 1364 01:03:31.760 --> 01:03:31.800 What? 1365 01:03:32.119 --> 01:03:34.320 I think it's over now? Oh yeah, if they didn't 1366 01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:37.719 announce Bloodborne, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, the PSN thing, Yeah, 1367 01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:38.760 it's over. It's not happening anymore. 1368 01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:41.119 It happened like it's this was like maybe like a 1369 01:03:41.239 --> 01:03:43.400 day and a half or something. It's crazy, but like 1370 01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:44.960 I remember twenty eleven when it was down for. 1371 01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:48.159 Like three weeks. Yeah, I remember like refund a bunch 1372 01:03:48.199 --> 01:03:48.480 of people. 1373 01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:51.000 I remember getting fucking hacked in like a bunch of 1374 01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:53.639 the games were bought through my account. 1375 01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:57.519 Everybody's PlayStation account has lost them like one hundred dollars 1376 01:03:57.599 --> 01:03:59.079 that they have to argue with their bank over. 1377 01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:02.480 Yeah. Yeah, by the fucking never Winter Gold or whatever 1378 01:04:02.559 --> 01:04:02.960 the fuck. 1379 01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:06.559 Yeah, I got a bunch of DLC or like fake 1380 01:04:07.320 --> 01:04:09.159 currency in a game that I don't play. 1381 01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:11.119 Yeah, that's that's exactly what happened to me, is they 1382 01:04:11.159 --> 01:04:14.360 bought like five hundred dollars worth of it was specifically 1383 01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:17.000 like never Winter Ship. And then like I was like 1384 01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:20.880 talking to the PlayStation guy, the tech support guy, and 1385 01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:22.880 he was like, okay, but this is like you're one 1386 01:04:22.960 --> 01:04:25.159 if this happens again, You're on your own. I was like, 1387 01:04:25.400 --> 01:04:29.119 excuse me, he said he basically he basically said that. 1388 01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:31.480 He was like, he was like, yeah, everybody gets one 1389 01:04:32.239 --> 01:04:35.639 and and then you never get your money back again 1390 01:04:35.679 --> 01:04:36.599 if this happens again. 1391 01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:37.480 It's crazy, dude. 1392 01:04:37.679 --> 01:04:40.599 This you can see that these transactions came from fucking 1393 01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:41.840 Singapore or something. 1394 01:04:41.920 --> 01:04:43.360 Yeah, this is your fault. 1395 01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:47.000 Yeah, and then they they yeah, every like six years 1396 01:04:47.000 --> 01:04:49.800 they have to like apologize and give you like little 1397 01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:51.079 big Planet three or something. 1398 01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:53.239 You see that credit card? You see that? 1399 01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:56.039 So yeah, yeah, it was like a few years ago, 1400 01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:57.880 but like Sony was like, yeah, we're gonna do a 1401 01:04:57.920 --> 01:05:01.239 PlayStation credit card, right, can't No. 1402 01:05:02.119 --> 01:05:06.320 Absolutely bad. I mean it's like so when you get 1403 01:05:06.360 --> 01:05:09.079 like you best Buy has one and ship. I always 1404 01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:11.639 hated those. I hate the content of credit cards in general. 1405 01:05:11.719 --> 01:05:13.599 But like the idea that like the oh, here's a 1406 01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:17.840 fucking police, here's a here's a fucking Lively credit card. 1407 01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:22.599 Lively Max the fuck out would have had a black 1408 01:05:22.840 --> 01:05:24.840 like that frame of the guy like jumping in front 1409 01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:25.239 of the bus. 1410 01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:28.159 Yeah, like the percentage on that card. 1411 01:05:28.679 --> 01:05:32.119 That's like like, for I was gonna be liker a 1412 01:05:32.239 --> 01:05:36.719 pr is ninety ninety six and they give him ten thousand. 1413 01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:45.039 They give like Egan spend ten thousand, a thousand dollars 1414 01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:48.599 in one weekend. I'm like, guys, I gotta kill myself. 1415 01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:52.360 Yeah I didn't. I didn't even notice that ship was down, 1416 01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:53.639 someone said me, neither. 1417 01:05:54.199 --> 01:05:55.880 I was on my PlayStation day. I was watching like 1418 01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:58.599 twin Cheeks and Ship. I think I tried to play Fortnite, 1419 01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:02.000 and I was like, I guess not really loves for 1420 01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:06.719 play watching you play? Yeah, yeah, what about what my arrivals. 1421 01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:07.079 Playing on piece? 1422 01:06:08.039 --> 01:06:10.440 I'm never playing a shooting game on console again, It's 1423 01:06:10.480 --> 01:06:12.320 insane before I never never. 1424 01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:14.920 I just don't like, I don't feel like I get 1425 01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:15.639 I get it. I told you. 1426 01:06:15.719 --> 01:06:19.199 I just feel like that isn't relaxing as playing. 1427 01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:19.599 That's all. 1428 01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:23.159 That's really the only thing is that competitively, I completely understand. 1429 01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:25.320 But I don't feel like I'm gaming anymore. I feel 1430 01:06:25.400 --> 01:06:28.719 like I'm doing a task. I just edit too much 1431 01:06:28.719 --> 01:06:31.800 on my computer, so it'd RPG. I can kind of 1432 01:06:31.880 --> 01:06:33.920 I can kind of kick back a little bit. It's 1433 01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:34.639 like just kind of like. 1434 01:06:36.119 --> 01:06:40.239 About what is it the Steam machine clicking your package? 1435 01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:43.760 There's console things that there was like Uh, there's like 1436 01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:46.719 a leak for they keep having a headset leak. They're 1437 01:06:46.760 --> 01:06:48.920 they're making a new like yeah, yeah, they're making a 1438 01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:52.159 new headset that's like leaked like eighteen times, and like 1439 01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:55.639 sometimes it's like them that leaks it, like they hatch 1440 01:06:55.760 --> 01:06:57.239 something into Steam that has like. 1441 01:06:57.280 --> 01:06:59.639 An icon of like the controller and ship. So it's 1442 01:06:59.679 --> 01:07:03.559 like it's probably common. Yeah, I want a new steme 1443 01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:06.440 deck really bad. Why why what do you mean, like 1444 01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:08.039 a new version, new version of you like a new 1445 01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:08.639 kind of seam deck. 1446 01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:08.920 Why? 1447 01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:11.960 I want a real strong one. Yeah, so you can 1448 01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:15.719 just something use it enough just to just to play 1449 01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:19.719 on it, and fucking like emulator like emulate like old 1450 01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:22.360 games is an emulator. That's it. 1451 01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:24.159 Well, the thing to me is like I literally have 1452 01:07:24.239 --> 01:07:27.280 been using it to stream all the stuff from my 1453 01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:29.320 PC and for like from my PlayStation. It's like that 1454 01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:31.719 part is it works so much better than I thought, 1455 01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:33.039 to the point where it's like I don't really need 1456 01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:35.119 it to be stronger because I'm already like it's already 1457 01:07:35.159 --> 01:07:35.760 running off the PC. 1458 01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:38.920 If it ran yeah, if it ran off native. 1459 01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:44.639 I exclusively stream like Sparking zero and hell walking around 1460 01:07:44.679 --> 01:07:45.280 my house playing and. 1461 01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:47.880 It's kind of. It's surprisingly good. It's really really I 1462 01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:49.719 have terrible Wi Fi where I live, so that's the 1463 01:07:49.760 --> 01:07:53.400 only downside. It is really good, is it wired? Like 1464 01:07:54.239 --> 01:07:56.119 Wi Fi? Is this not good where I live? It's like, 1465 01:07:56.519 --> 01:07:57.639 actually that zone. 1466 01:07:57.920 --> 01:08:00.840 That's really confusing because I feel like the zone here 1467 01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:03.239 is pretty bad. But like it's it's perfectly fine when 1468 01:08:03.239 --> 01:08:04.199 I'm doing Wi Fi stuff. 1469 01:08:04.880 --> 01:08:08.159 Yeah, I mean it's not using your internet to do that, 1470 01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:11.239 is it. It's just using your router. Yeah. 1471 01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:14.840 Yeah, get a bigger router. I think I have the 1472 01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:16.279 second best one. I'm probably gonna get. 1473 01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:20.000 The best one. Yeah. Just get a big, evil, big evil, 1474 01:08:20.039 --> 01:08:22.000 sexy one router. 1475 01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:26.000 It looks like a fucking sex doll. Yeah, have it 1476 01:08:26.239 --> 01:08:27.720 right on my fucking dresser. 1477 01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:31.159 You just that's brilliant actually, because that's the only reason 1478 01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:32.880 I would get a sex doll, Like he just like 1479 01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:34.399 it has a little sly you put the router in it, 1480 01:08:34.479 --> 01:08:35.520 and people are like, why do you have a fun 1481 01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:35.840 doll here? 1482 01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:39.159 As it's my router? Would I would maybe get like 1483 01:08:39.239 --> 01:08:41.800 a sex doll to like have sex with it or something. 1484 01:08:43.479 --> 01:08:45.920 I want to get a sex doll really bad, can't. 1485 01:08:46.039 --> 01:08:48.600 I just want Kenny Valley for me, man, that's the 1486 01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:49.359 end of the story. 1487 01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:52.079 Me out. You ever see people have like like it 1488 01:08:52.119 --> 01:08:54.239 looks like Serial Killer ship where it's like the torso. 1489 01:08:54.920 --> 01:08:59.840 It's like, I know exactly what I what one's so bad, 1490 01:09:00.039 --> 01:09:02.800 But I know that's the that is, that's the end, 1491 01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:05.239 Like that's like the last that's like the last scene 1492 01:09:05.279 --> 01:09:05.720 of the movie. 1493 01:09:06.520 --> 01:09:08.119 I walk in and I see it, and I'm like, 1494 01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:10.600 good and I close. The argument you ever have with 1495 01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:13.239 your girlfriend, you go fine, you walk out of the room, 1496 01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:16.960 you come back with that what you're worth? 1497 01:09:17.079 --> 01:09:17.279 To me? 1498 01:09:18.279 --> 01:09:19.359 That is crazy. 1499 01:09:20.800 --> 01:09:23.239 Because I know that that is so crazy about what's 1500 01:09:23.359 --> 01:09:26.640 what's most upsetting about? I don't know what is more 1501 01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:28.520 upsetting about that the fact that that it is a 1502 01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:32.800 torso or the fact that like they're so small, you 1503 01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:34.119 know what I mean that like the. 1504 01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:37.199 Fact that they're so small. Yeah, they're small. So it's 1505 01:09:37.239 --> 01:09:39.760 like a little upsetting, but also like would it be 1506 01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:40.720 better if it was bigger? 1507 01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:43.319 Really to clarify for the viewers at home, I would 1508 01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:44.520 get a proportionate one. 1509 01:09:45.680 --> 01:09:46.279 The big one. 1510 01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:52.079 You can see that gifts there's like a guy kicking it. 1511 01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:58.279 It's like a voluptuous Yeah, it's like it's so big 1512 01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:01.800 so like at least it's apportionately like this is an adult, 1513 01:10:02.239 --> 01:10:05.199 but like it's still just like you chop somebody, you're 1514 01:10:05.720 --> 01:10:06.079 part of it. 1515 01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:09.600 But it's attachment. 1516 01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:13.119 There is almost no Well I don't want to make 1517 01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:15.760 eyes and stuff because that's all what a woman is 1518 01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:17.520 to me anyway. It's just the most part. 1519 01:10:20.279 --> 01:10:20.720 In the eyes. 1520 01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:23.079 Well, no, I don't want to see you don't want 1521 01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:24.319 to see I don't want to try to connect with 1522 01:10:24.359 --> 01:10:26.960 this that if it was a real lasting loads and 1523 01:10:27.079 --> 01:10:27.960 you know, but if it. 1524 01:10:28.039 --> 01:10:29.479 Was eyes but they were like they were just kind 1525 01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:33.479 of like like on like yeah, put them on the 1526 01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:35.000 but put the eyes on the button. 1527 01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:39.800 It looks like you're like like you're you're give like 1528 01:10:39.880 --> 01:10:42.279 you're you're sucking an alien or something. All in one. 1529 01:10:43.439 --> 01:10:46.760 That is all in one. All uh, sex bought one. 1530 01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:49.119 They're all in one. 1531 01:10:49.319 --> 01:10:49.439 Yo. 1532 01:10:49.560 --> 01:10:51.840 What if Microsoft is working on that right now? They don't. 1533 01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:53.760 They're not innovative enough to do it anymore. Well, I 1534 01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:58.560 mean they don't got that kind of they're not into Yeah, 1535 01:10:59.159 --> 01:11:02.039 they got a weird system going. I don't really understand them. 1536 01:11:02.079 --> 01:11:04.399 I don't know what they're doing. They're confusing, I don't 1537 01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:07.119 It's like there's like, no, sure what. 1538 01:11:07.399 --> 01:11:09.119 They're going to sell off their eye ps. I'm sorry, 1539 01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:11.520 they're gonna start them out there? 1540 01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:13.680 That makes no sense? Well, what the what? It just 1541 01:11:13.720 --> 01:11:17.439 what makes sense what they're doing. I don't understand. I 1542 01:11:17.520 --> 01:11:20.319 see that happened that, but they've been together for years. 1543 01:11:20.399 --> 01:11:22.000 Not sell off their i ps. They're going to least 1544 01:11:22.039 --> 01:11:24.960 eyeps off though people use them. They said they've been 1545 01:11:25.079 --> 01:11:27.279 doing that. Yeah, they said they weren't getting out of 1546 01:11:27.279 --> 01:11:29.560 the consoles. But why would they that? 1547 01:11:29.720 --> 01:11:32.079 I that's I feel like that's just like a holdover 1548 01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:33.880 where it's just kind of like you say that you 1549 01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:35.760 never say, oh, yeah, we're just giving up. 1550 01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:38.760 The investors never want to hear that. And then that's right. 1551 01:11:38.800 --> 01:11:41.319 The Xbox is going to be like an optional machine. 1552 01:11:41.359 --> 01:11:42.880 I don't know why you would choose it. I actually 1553 01:11:43.119 --> 01:11:45.159 like their machines quite a bit, but it's just like 1554 01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:46.560 there's no real reason. 1555 01:11:46.880 --> 01:11:49.159 I never had a problem with the the last one. 1556 01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:50.760 The last one I bought was that one S. 1557 01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:53.840 I didn't buy any of the new gens, but like, 1558 01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:56.199 I had no problems with that machine at all, Like 1559 01:11:56.279 --> 01:11:58.119 it had any it It's fine. 1560 01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:00.680 It's just it really they work perfectly fine. 1561 01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:03.520 I just don't like, if you're gonna get Xbox games 1562 01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:05.359 on PC in PlayStations. 1563 01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:08.640 What would you have called so when Xbox one dropped, 1564 01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:11.720 what would you have called that? Not the Xbox One? Right? 1565 01:12:11.840 --> 01:12:13.920 I wouldn't Okay, I'll say this. I would not have 1566 01:12:14.000 --> 01:12:17.359 called it the seven twenty. I remember. I remember there 1567 01:12:17.479 --> 01:12:19.680 was a lot of people that they're like, oh, let's 1568 01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:22.159 keep doing turns. You would have done the next box. 1569 01:12:22.520 --> 01:12:25.119 The nextbox would be good, Xbox a little just some 1570 01:12:25.319 --> 01:12:28.640 fucking revelations revolution kind of words. 1571 01:12:28.840 --> 01:12:33.479 Imagine what about infinite Box Infinite The Infinite came out, 1572 01:12:33.560 --> 01:12:34.800 Xbox Infinite. 1573 01:12:35.039 --> 01:12:36.119 Every you know what's funny about that? 1574 01:12:36.319 --> 01:12:38.680 Would that because the reason they called it the one 1575 01:12:38.800 --> 01:12:44.600 is because it's like everything, I don't fucking care, Like, bro, come. 1576 01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:46.119 On the Xbox Ultimate. 1577 01:12:46.199 --> 01:12:48.359 Or you can car bomb with this console. You can 1578 01:12:48.520 --> 01:12:51.880 car bomb cars consoles? Remember calling baying you can? 1579 01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:52.199 You can? 1580 01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:54.359 You can? 1581 01:12:54.680 --> 01:12:56.199 You can be in calling BA. 1582 01:12:56.560 --> 01:12:59.680 This could make you be Zuckerberg thing where he was 1583 01:12:59.720 --> 01:13:02.279 like in VR in like Puerto Rico after the hurricane. 1584 01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:06.399 Look at me, It's like I'm really in Columbine and around. 1585 01:13:08.520 --> 01:13:10.359 What do you think of his new arc? You sees 1586 01:13:10.880 --> 01:13:15.119 he's dripped out. Now he's definitely getting and he's definitely getting. 1587 01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:17.920 He's married to he could be yeah he's married to 1588 01:13:17.960 --> 01:13:19.920 an Asian woman, but I'm sure he's probably fucking some 1589 01:13:19.960 --> 01:13:21.920 black stick, right because yeah, he looks. 1590 01:13:21.800 --> 01:13:25.279 Like cool now, I guess. And yeah, before you move 1591 01:13:25.319 --> 01:13:27.199 on to that, yeah, seven twenty is a terrible idea. 1592 01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:30.239 Was it would like if you if you want, like 1593 01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:32.520 the whole like it's everything is called like the Xbox 1594 01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:36.840 Omni or something that's a probably that's of the. 1595 01:13:37.039 --> 01:13:40.239 Anything minutes of thought I've given it now anything that's if. 1596 01:13:40.279 --> 01:13:41.239 That's what I've landed on. 1597 01:13:41.279 --> 01:13:43.479 I feel like their code names for these things were 1598 01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:45.239 better than the scarlets. 1599 01:13:46.439 --> 01:13:48.119 Scorpio, I guess. 1600 01:13:47.920 --> 01:13:49.880 It's like a color, so like yeah, kind of weird, 1601 01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:53.079 but like yeah, yeah it's better to like, it's way 1602 01:13:53.159 --> 01:13:53.720 better to me than. 1603 01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:54.640 The scorpia would have been. Dope. 1604 01:13:54.640 --> 01:13:56.920 Actually, scorpio is not bad. I have have a soft 1605 01:13:56.960 --> 01:13:58.800 spot for that because the Simpsons. 1606 01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:04.680 Like Hank Sport. Yeah just cause exactly, oh. 1607 01:14:04.600 --> 01:14:12.359 My god, flashbacks, just causeuse that's only played the second 1608 01:14:12.399 --> 01:14:13.720 one you have in a video right now, I'm like 1609 01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:14.760 video game grappling hooks. 1610 01:14:14.800 --> 01:14:17.039 So I've been like I've been downloading all those I 1611 01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:21.680 haven't played it yet. I remember that being a distinct 1612 01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:24.119 I have a vivid memory of like playing the just cause, 1613 01:14:24.199 --> 01:14:25.640 like demo the three. 1614 01:14:26.159 --> 01:14:29.159 Like this is crazy, Yeah you cause him you close? 1615 01:14:30.880 --> 01:14:31.439 Just cause? 1616 01:14:33.520 --> 01:14:37.680 Yeah, just because it was awesome. Very B movie oriented, 1617 01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:41.239 not the Terry Seinfeld movie. I mean, like literally the movie. 1618 01:14:41.399 --> 01:14:45.479 I didn't. I have to clarify because I'm me. They 1619 01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:48.239 would expect me to talk about the B movie very Yeah. 1620 01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:50.399 All right, let's see, this is a weird I don't 1621 01:14:50.399 --> 01:14:52.439 even understand how to answer this one. But like six 1622 01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:57.039 six hands of Ant wrote in six hands of Ant 1623 01:14:57.239 --> 01:14:58.000 like ants. 1624 01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:01.079 Like the creature, the creature, Yeah, because it was supposed 1625 01:15:01.079 --> 01:15:04.079 to be because there's a you in there. But then, 1626 01:15:04.319 --> 01:15:06.399 you know, people just pronounce things weird. 1627 01:15:06.840 --> 01:15:10.359 Okay, do you pronounce it's like a like a. 1628 01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:13.640 Like a person who's literate. I'm just literate, you know. 1629 01:15:13.720 --> 01:15:18.560 But it's a Southern thing. Southerners like pronounce things wrong 1630 01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:21.000 on purpose, So you know that you're from that on purpose? 1631 01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:23.119 Yeah, no, that's like a real thing. They'll be like, 1632 01:15:23.199 --> 01:15:24.720 we know, if I'm out of town, if you say 1633 01:15:24.760 --> 01:15:25.079 this or that. 1634 01:15:25.279 --> 01:15:28.800 They literally do people in Nevada. 1635 01:15:28.920 --> 01:15:30.640 Do that now, They're like, oh, we know you're from 1636 01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:32.560 out of town if you say Nevada, And I'm like, yeah, 1637 01:15:32.560 --> 01:15:33.000 I don't care. 1638 01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:36.560 That's who cares. Yeah, what does that mean? 1639 01:15:36.720 --> 01:15:40.239 This person says, which curse? We're choosing between two curses here? 1640 01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:44.560 You must always tell the truth, always lie willingly. Killing 1641 01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:47.159 yourself is only possible if you choose the truth, as 1642 01:15:47.239 --> 01:15:49.600 that would be a truthful revelation in its own right. 1643 01:15:49.640 --> 01:15:53.720 I'm everyone put the killing yourself expect you. 1644 01:15:55.279 --> 01:15:59.600 Kill yourself. I would kill myself. I'm like, I just die. 1645 01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:02.640 What I'm dude? So you can never tell the truth again, 1646 01:16:02.680 --> 01:16:06.840 or you can never lie again? I do never never lie, 1647 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:10.239 never lie, never tell the truth? Is like, that's insane. 1648 01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:11.399 How does that even work? 1649 01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:14.640 They tell you both get dangerous eventually, but like at 1650 01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:15.640 the same time, it's like. 1651 01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:18.039 How would you do, Like how would you navigate your life? 1652 01:16:19.199 --> 01:16:22.079 Could you just not talk? Lawyer? 1653 01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:24.960 But you have to tell the truth. It still be 1654 01:16:24.960 --> 01:16:25.239 the truth. 1655 01:16:25.479 --> 01:16:26.239 Well he didn't. 1656 01:16:26.279 --> 01:16:28.279 Well he did say you always have to lie, not 1657 01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:32.079 you can't tell the truth, right, because there's there's a 1658 01:16:32.079 --> 01:16:34.479 difference between like skirting the truth and lying. 1659 01:16:34.560 --> 01:16:36.600 Did he say lie? Did he specifically say you can 1660 01:16:36.680 --> 01:16:39.000 only lie. Okay, So the thing is like you must 1661 01:16:39.079 --> 01:16:41.039 always tell the truth or always. 1662 01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:45.800 Lie, So you always have to directly lie. Sometimes that happens, 1663 01:16:46.840 --> 01:16:50.800 lie your way into a truth. That's interesting. I think 1664 01:16:50.840 --> 01:16:52.600 you could double negatives. 1665 01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:55.079 So that's kind of like that I think happens if 1666 01:16:55.079 --> 01:16:57.600 you don't know what the truth is and you think 1667 01:16:57.680 --> 01:16:59.840 you're lying and that ends up being true, do you die? 1668 01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:06.079 Oh that's fucking Can you break the cursing yourself? 1669 01:17:06.079 --> 01:17:08.640 It's like like two men ask you one of us 1670 01:17:08.720 --> 01:17:11.039 always like which one of you guys is lying, and 1671 01:17:11.119 --> 01:17:11.920 it's gonna point to that. 1672 01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:12.840 One not lying. 1673 01:17:13.119 --> 01:17:13.479 I don't know. 1674 01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:15.720 If you believe it. 1675 01:17:15.800 --> 01:17:17.479 I think we can all agree that the lying one 1676 01:17:17.520 --> 01:17:20.000 would just be like a whack of dude existence that 1677 01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:23.039 you would fucking hate. Within the first week you would 1678 01:17:23.079 --> 01:17:27.479 see like some horrible unforeseen side effect of it. And probably, Yeah, 1679 01:17:28.199 --> 01:17:30.000 that said, it'd be a lot funnier, it. 1680 01:17:29.960 --> 01:17:32.079 Would be a lot more entertaining of an existence. And 1681 01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:33.880 I think also it would be funny as fuck to 1682 01:17:34.880 --> 01:17:37.560 just some really situations as well. It's just the thing. 1683 01:17:37.840 --> 01:17:40.039 It would it would be difficult to do this show 1684 01:17:40.079 --> 01:17:43.000 if we couldn't lie, because a lot of this is 1685 01:17:43.199 --> 01:17:44.039 just maybe. 1686 01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:46.079 We also couldn't tell the truth. At the same time, 1687 01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:48.760 it would be insane as like this show doesn't depend 1688 01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:49.119 on us. 1689 01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:49.840 Telling the truth at all. 1690 01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:52.000 Yeah, but then it's it's not even about the show, 1691 01:17:52.039 --> 01:17:55.640 it's just regular like, Hey, I'm gonna go order some coffee. 1692 01:17:56.359 --> 01:18:01.319 You have to get that Nat dick on a plate, 1693 01:18:01.399 --> 01:18:05.199 like like like, oh, would you like anything else? We 1694 01:18:05.239 --> 01:18:08.319 would would we would start the podcast like what's going on? 1695 01:18:08.439 --> 01:18:12.199 This is the ship pist fuck retard podcast, This is. 1696 01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:15.760 Not the smarting podcast. Everything would be a lot. It 1697 01:18:15.800 --> 01:18:18.600 would be hell Actually, yeah, it'd be awful. Both of them. 1698 01:18:18.760 --> 01:18:22.039 Both of them are mega boring. But you'd have a 1699 01:18:22.199 --> 01:18:23.000 safe life. 1700 01:18:22.840 --> 01:18:24.840 And well no, you'd also ruin a lot of ladyships 1701 01:18:24.840 --> 01:18:28.279 because everyone lies to a certain degree you, so you 1702 01:18:28.319 --> 01:18:30.680 would just ruin ladyships. Someone would say you don't like you, like, 1703 01:18:30.720 --> 01:18:31.239 you're stupid. 1704 01:18:31.239 --> 01:18:31.760 I don't like this. 1705 01:18:32.680 --> 01:18:36.560 You would have to exclusively associate with people that you 1706 01:18:36.720 --> 01:18:41.239 feel entirely positive about all the time, which is impossible. 1707 01:18:41.279 --> 01:18:44.439 You'd have like three friends you have. 1708 01:18:44.680 --> 01:18:47.079 Like you'd have like every time Lily will talk and 1709 01:18:47.159 --> 01:18:49.199 you take so stupid. I'd be like I think you're 1710 01:18:49.279 --> 01:18:52.720 really fucking stupid every time that would that would ruin 1711 01:18:52.760 --> 01:18:55.439 some relationships dumb, Like that's really dumb? 1712 01:18:55.520 --> 01:18:56.119 Would it ruin? 1713 01:18:56.279 --> 01:18:59.600 Well, it would well because people people don't want the truth, 1714 01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:02.000 That's what I'm saying, like the idea of the truth, 1715 01:19:02.079 --> 01:19:03.039 not that we really wanted. 1716 01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:05.239 But what if you met somebody who like they were like, oh, 1717 01:19:05.319 --> 01:19:08.119 I appreciate that you have something, you've hit, You've kind 1718 01:19:08.199 --> 01:19:14.039 you're kind of weeding out potentially bad connections in the inevitable. 1719 01:19:13.600 --> 01:19:16.079 A bunch of autistic people, because because there are a 1720 01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:18.119 bunch of people like everyone who just what if you 1721 01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:19.800 give the truth and it leads. 1722 01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:20.960 To something really fucked up though. 1723 01:19:23.319 --> 01:19:25.000 You can't have that, you can't control that, well, you 1724 01:19:25.079 --> 01:19:27.000 can't control that, but you also know that you are 1725 01:19:27.159 --> 01:19:29.359 absolutely the catalyst that's made that happen. 1726 01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:31.640 Can't you just lie by just being negative and but 1727 01:19:31.840 --> 01:19:36.399 having them understand that so like hey, uh hey, dumb bitch, 1728 01:19:36.680 --> 01:19:41.479 I I don't have a curse on me that requires 1729 01:19:41.560 --> 01:19:45.600 me to lie. And then the first they're confused, so 1730 01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:49.239 you have to like you have to treaty by the way, 1731 01:19:49.279 --> 01:19:54.800 that's just that's just that's just rude moments. 1732 01:19:54.920 --> 01:19:57.720 So everybody involved in your life essentially has to treat 1733 01:19:57.760 --> 01:20:00.720 you like you're operating on opposite day rules and understand that, 1734 01:20:02.640 --> 01:20:02.840 and you. 1735 01:20:02.880 --> 01:20:04.119 Can't even convey that to them. 1736 01:20:04.239 --> 01:20:07.760 Yeah, you think if you just think of literally dressed 1737 01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:10.479 like a super villain called like Doctor Opposite or some 1738 01:20:10.680 --> 01:20:14.520 ship like that, well you can't do because you. 1739 01:20:14.600 --> 01:20:16.800 Have to lie. I mean, I don't know. You can't 1740 01:20:16.840 --> 01:20:21.119 even anything dishonest about the way that you dress. It is, 1741 01:20:21.239 --> 01:20:24.399 if you're trying to convey a true idea what this 1742 01:20:24.479 --> 01:20:25.600 thing falls apart. 1743 01:20:26.039 --> 01:20:28.439 You would be dressed as not Doctor Opposite, so you 1744 01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:32.319 would be lying nor. 1745 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:36.399 Yeah, you can't, absolutely right, because like every your life 1746 01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:37.439 is stressed. 1747 01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:40.000 Right now, like this is this is a lie, Like 1748 01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:43.319 I don't I never do. I never dressed like this. 1749 01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:45.760 You dressed like that because it's like the three hundred 1750 01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:49.680 I wanted to I wanted to celebrate a milestone and 1751 01:20:50.000 --> 01:20:51.960 but not mention it at all, and it just it 1752 01:20:52.039 --> 01:20:53.239 just completely came up right now. 1753 01:20:53.319 --> 01:20:55.720 So I'm like, let me, I don't want to mention 1754 01:20:55.800 --> 01:20:57.239 it at all, but I'm just like all right, I'll 1755 01:20:57.279 --> 01:21:00.119 just get like mildly dressed. It's just kind of like 1756 01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:04.319 let me semi get a little, a little. Yeah, I 1757 01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:06.800 couldn't find my uh the the golf hat because I 1758 01:21:06.880 --> 01:21:08.560 usually wear like a golf hat when it's nice, because 1759 01:21:08.640 --> 01:21:10.920 I don't like those are like the Newsy caps, right, yeah, yeah, 1760 01:21:10.920 --> 01:21:11.319 I love those. 1761 01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:13.920 Yeah, I never I don't do like I have hair, 1762 01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:15.640 but I don't do anything with it, so I always 1763 01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:16.119 wear a hat. 1764 01:21:16.600 --> 01:21:20.479 And so even when it's I want to do the bald, 1765 01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:22.880 he won't do it. So we want to do like 1766 01:21:22.920 --> 01:21:25.039 a coldest sound the least reason did not want to 1767 01:21:25.079 --> 01:21:27.279 do it too, because imagine imagine him having a fade 1768 01:21:27.319 --> 01:21:30.039 like a boa and then a coldest sound like yes, 1769 01:21:30.359 --> 01:21:32.680 how do you know that? I just because you're lying 1770 01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:34.840 to me, dude, he grows back in like a month. 1771 01:21:35.079 --> 01:21:36.960 It's so stupid, like he just won't do it. It's 1772 01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:39.279 so it's so dude, you'll hair go back and meeting 1773 01:21:39.319 --> 01:21:41.000 you guys want to you want to do like a skullet? 1774 01:21:41.159 --> 01:21:43.439 Is that what I want to have? 1775 01:21:43.640 --> 01:21:45.920 I want to have a horseshoe pattern, right, you have 1776 01:21:46.000 --> 01:21:47.680 a worship pattern. I want you to do the horseshoe 1777 01:21:47.720 --> 01:21:51.880 pattern or or I want you to straighten it. I 1778 01:21:52.000 --> 01:21:54.880 think I think you and bangs would be hysterical, like 1779 01:21:55.000 --> 01:21:57.159 the image of you, and with bangs, I think would 1780 01:21:57.159 --> 01:21:58.079 be everywhere within. 1781 01:21:58.039 --> 01:22:07.760 Like I would. I wouldn't love myself anymore. That's why 1782 01:22:07.840 --> 01:22:12.079 they get them. Yeah, to shield the world and good night. 1783 01:22:13.359 --> 01:22:15.159 So Lily would be so mad at me if I 1784 01:22:15.239 --> 01:22:16.479 came back and out with bangs. 1785 01:22:16.560 --> 01:22:19.560 Why And I was like, why did you do that? 1786 01:22:19.600 --> 01:22:21.720 And I was like, for a joke. It's like, it's 1787 01:22:21.840 --> 01:22:26.199 not funny though, Okay, it'd be funny for a moment. 1788 01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:28.279 It'd be hilarious for a moment, until I look in 1789 01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:30.000 the mirror and I'm like, like a fun it. 1790 01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:31.680 Would be hilarious for a moment for you, it'll be 1791 01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:35.279 hilarious for everybody forever. Yes, that that, I see it 1792 01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:38.159 so clearly in my head. Man, So I could paint. 1793 01:22:38.199 --> 01:22:40.640 If I could paint, I could paint you the do it. 1794 01:22:40.720 --> 01:22:43.199 Let's get the hot comb, let's get done. Oh my god, 1795 01:22:43.279 --> 01:22:45.479 let's go. We should do it. We should have did 1796 01:22:45.520 --> 01:22:47.960 it now. I wanted to do it right now. It 1797 01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:48.479 would have been great. 1798 01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:51.000 Okay, I want to do I will do it April. 1799 01:22:51.039 --> 01:22:53.319 Fool's no, that's too soon, that's too soon to. 1800 01:22:53.319 --> 01:22:56.319 Go to a wedding around Yeah, isn't it like towards 1801 01:22:56.319 --> 01:22:59.039 the end of the month hair. I want to have 1802 01:22:59.159 --> 01:23:01.079 hair for the wedding. Oh my god, I don't want 1803 01:23:01.119 --> 01:23:04.439 to be vanity at somebody else's. 1804 01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:05.800 Want to have hair for my Well, my god, I 1805 01:23:05.840 --> 01:23:07.960 gotta look good at somebody else's wedding, you know, their 1806 01:23:08.000 --> 01:23:08.319 big day. 1807 01:23:08.359 --> 01:23:10.039 I gotta make sure I look good, Like come on, bro, 1808 01:23:12.079 --> 01:23:14.600 this is literally how I'm going. I'm going. I'm going 1809 01:23:14.640 --> 01:23:16.359 to the wedding like I'm going there. At least three 1810 01:23:16.479 --> 01:23:17.119 viagrid in. 1811 01:23:18.600 --> 01:23:25.319 Just two weekstends sucking a rhino pillill, just sitting there. 1812 01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:30.239 On this guy. Were you were you walking with us? 1813 01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:33.920 When when zach ate those rhino pills? No, it's the 1814 01:23:34.000 --> 01:23:37.720 weirdest fucking why a report back of the boarding? I 1815 01:23:37.800 --> 01:23:39.520 had one one time and they give you this weird 1816 01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:43.439 like after image effect. There's no blood anywhere, but you're dad. 1817 01:23:44.520 --> 01:23:47.000 Yeah one time? Are you serious? Yeah? 1818 01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:50.039 One time in twenty twelve, I was dating this tiny, 1819 01:23:50.079 --> 01:23:51.960 little black chicken. I was like, I'm gonna kill her 1820 01:23:52.920 --> 01:23:53.600 like that. 1821 01:23:53.840 --> 01:23:54.680 It's up and. 1822 01:23:56.199 --> 01:23:59.199 It's uh, it's it's just one. It was just one pill, 1823 01:23:59.279 --> 01:24:06.800 one uh entire it was one suppository. It was the 1824 01:24:06.880 --> 01:24:12.319 one really weird gas station rhino pill. It's too distracting too. 1825 01:24:12.880 --> 01:24:15.520 I don't think it works. It probably works if you're 1826 01:24:15.600 --> 01:24:18.279 used to the the side effects, because it was so 1827 01:24:18.399 --> 01:24:21.720 distracting that it did not help me perform, Like I 1828 01:24:21.840 --> 01:24:22.560 was kind of scared. 1829 01:24:22.560 --> 01:24:27.560 I feel like you take the podcast and then you 1830 01:24:27.680 --> 01:24:29.920 turned it to the green goblin version of yourself, your 1831 01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:32.119 doctor Jeko, mister Hyde. 1832 01:24:32.600 --> 01:24:35.479 You just like I don't want to take like I'll 1833 01:24:35.520 --> 01:24:39.000 take like tadalafill or whatever, like the actual like I'll 1834 01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:42.119 take the ingredients of whatever vigorous salis or whatever that 1835 01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:42.479 ship is. 1836 01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:45.199 But I don't want to do gas station stuff anymore. 1837 01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:47.159 And I feel like it's just too dangerous. It doesn't 1838 01:24:47.159 --> 01:24:48.840 make you horny, right, it just makes your dick hard. 1839 01:24:48.880 --> 01:24:51.439 It just well it I don't I just know, yeah, 1840 01:24:51.439 --> 01:24:54.800 it makes your dick hard. And that gas station ship 1841 01:24:54.920 --> 01:24:57.079 did not make me feel like I was harder than 1842 01:24:57.119 --> 01:24:59.720 than before. Because also, right, you lose your erection if 1843 01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:01.560 you're way you distracted, Right, So I feel like I 1844 01:25:01.640 --> 01:25:03.239 was too distracted by the side effects. 1845 01:25:03.520 --> 01:25:05.760 Well, yeah, me, I've had directions at gun points. 1846 01:25:07.800 --> 01:25:08.920 He needs to be distracted. 1847 01:25:09.560 --> 01:25:11.439 I told you I had a gun wasn't it wasn't 1848 01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:14.159 like pointed at me, but like this Drew carry like lesbian, 1849 01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:17.800 Like I told you, did I say that on the podcast? 1850 01:25:17.800 --> 01:25:21.880 I remember, yeah it was, so I know exactly exactly, 1851 01:25:22.279 --> 01:25:24.920 So yeah, yeah it was. I was where was? 1852 01:25:25.000 --> 01:25:28.039 I was in Arizona, some bitch in college. Just long 1853 01:25:28.119 --> 01:25:30.720 story short. I don't know why her. I don't know 1854 01:25:30.760 --> 01:25:32.680 if it was because I'm a black man, or if 1855 01:25:32.760 --> 01:25:34.520 she just had an insane mom. I'm not sure which 1856 01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:36.399 one it was, but I was confused. I like, bitch, 1857 01:25:36.399 --> 01:25:37.680 you're in college. You should be able to do whatever 1858 01:25:37.720 --> 01:25:39.479 you want, you know, like I picked up she was 1859 01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:41.800 an a s U and so we're just hanging out 1860 01:25:41.840 --> 01:25:44.840 and then her mom pulls up and fucking with Drew 1861 01:25:44.920 --> 01:25:47.640 carry looking ass with the gun, the fucking huge. 1862 01:25:47.399 --> 01:25:50.520 Gun too, and she's like we were like a desert eagle. 1863 01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:50.880 It was. 1864 01:25:54.239 --> 01:25:55.600 It wasn't that big, but it was. It was like 1865 01:25:55.800 --> 01:25:58.239 a forty five that clearly would still blow my head off. 1866 01:25:58.600 --> 01:26:01.199 And I was just like what is I'm like why 1867 01:26:01.479 --> 01:26:03.520 I didn't understand because I didn't. I didn't do anything. 1868 01:26:03.600 --> 01:26:06.279 It wasn't like say, oh, I'm fucking uh some creep. 1869 01:26:06.359 --> 01:26:08.600 I'm a prowler I'm fucking hanging out by a high 1870 01:26:08.640 --> 01:26:10.479 school or some shit, and like I deserve to be shot. 1871 01:26:10.560 --> 01:26:13.520 I was like, I'm literally like, well you wouldn't you 1872 01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:16.199 like if it was a scenario like that, like kill 1873 01:26:16.239 --> 01:26:19.399 this nigga, But like nothing happened, clearly I'm here. But 1874 01:26:19.520 --> 01:26:22.319 I was like, why did a fucking this? Why did 1875 01:26:22.359 --> 01:26:25.119 you carry threaten me? Like what was this? Crazy? That 1876 01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:26.760 really pissed me off? And then of course to that 1877 01:26:26.840 --> 01:26:28.079 that she was like, I'm sorry. I was like, yeah, 1878 01:26:28.079 --> 01:26:29.840 I don't care, Like what do you mean, Like, we're 1879 01:26:29.880 --> 01:26:33.199 not talking to you again, You're fucking I did learn 1880 01:26:33.239 --> 01:26:35.880 a thing. They had a uh you ever heard of 1881 01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:37.880 this website called it's it doesn't exist anymore. It's called 1882 01:26:37.960 --> 01:26:40.000 is Anyone Up? And is Anyone Up? 1883 01:26:40.119 --> 01:26:42.880 Was like, there's some guy named hunters More or something 1884 01:26:42.960 --> 01:26:46.600 like that that posted revenge porn. It was exclusively on 1885 01:26:46.640 --> 01:26:48.439 this website, but it was usually in the alternative scene, 1886 01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:51.600 so people that were into like metal bands, Oh, here's 1887 01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:53.880 this guy's new, so this girlfriend's there's a bunch of 1888 01:26:53.920 --> 01:26:56.199 people just being dickheads and posting all the revenge porn, 1889 01:26:56.520 --> 01:26:59.239 and eventually an anti bullying website bought it. 1890 01:26:59.279 --> 01:27:01.079 And shut it down. But I learned about it through 1891 01:27:01.079 --> 01:27:02.920 her because it was like, there's this thing and then 1892 01:27:02.960 --> 01:27:05.680 they had it was based off it was called like 1893 01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:07.880 they bought it. They bought it to shut it down 1894 01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:11.800 anti bullying company. We gave them their lunch money. 1895 01:27:12.439 --> 01:27:14.920 Yeah yeah, but they thought it was for the greater 1896 01:27:15.039 --> 01:27:17.600 good right to shut it down, so no more revenge 1897 01:27:17.600 --> 01:27:19.359 point can be And that guy fucked off. 1898 01:27:19.399 --> 01:27:21.319 I've never heard from him again. But it was it 1899 01:27:21.359 --> 01:27:23.359 was based off of a thing called the dirt or 1900 01:27:23.439 --> 01:27:27.000 the dirty that would existed in as U, and it 1901 01:27:27.119 --> 01:27:27.640 was it was weird. 1902 01:27:27.720 --> 01:27:29.000 She was giving me all this lore and then I 1903 01:27:29.319 --> 01:27:32.000 started seeing it blow up. But yeah, fuck that bitch 1904 01:27:32.079 --> 01:27:35.199 dude and their stupid fucking mom. Yeah there's a you know, 1905 01:27:35.760 --> 01:27:39.159 one wrong move. Who knows that motherfucker in jail? 1906 01:27:39.239 --> 01:27:41.960 Now let be a snart take a listener. Can you 1907 01:27:42.079 --> 01:27:45.800 imagine she's just seething right now? Oh wow, damn? How 1908 01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:47.159 dare I was such a big fan. I was a 1909 01:27:47.199 --> 01:27:49.000 twenty five dollars fucking patron. 1910 01:27:51.279 --> 01:27:59.319 So you Daisians, this is count Or and I am 1911 01:27:59.520 --> 01:28:07.039 naughty here to sell you a prod, but to tell 1912 01:28:07.399 --> 01:28:14.000 you he who is listening, you are gay. 1913 01:28:17.479 --> 01:28:22.239 That is all yo, you see that that British OnlyFans 1914 01:28:22.640 --> 01:28:25.199 uh uh sex work or whatever. 1915 01:28:25.479 --> 01:28:28.079 She wanted to bang like one hundred dudes, which is 1916 01:28:28.439 --> 01:28:31.079 not it's actually sad. Yeah, it's it's like it's actually 1917 01:28:31.159 --> 01:28:33.319 that's not really that impressive in the PORM world, I 1918 01:28:33.359 --> 01:28:35.960 guess because there's like huge almost a thousand as far 1919 01:28:36.000 --> 01:28:37.319 as like the records go or some shit, but she 1920 01:28:37.359 --> 01:28:40.119 wanted to do a hundred. She was being interviewed by 1921 01:28:40.159 --> 01:28:43.000 this dude and she was asking He was asking basic 1922 01:28:43.079 --> 01:28:44.680 questions like oh, so have you are you have you 1923 01:28:44.880 --> 01:28:48.000 vetted everybody? Well, like the ones that we have vetted 1924 01:28:48.039 --> 01:28:50.479 are getting like top priority, like they're going first. He's like, 1925 01:28:50.520 --> 01:28:53.199 so wait, you're you haven't vetted everyone like whatever. So 1926 01:28:53.359 --> 01:28:56.039 like so you're not worried about like getting fucking HIV 1927 01:28:56.199 --> 01:28:58.520 or anything. She's like, well, you know they can only 1928 01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.760 like bust in my mouth. I don't think you can 1929 01:29:00.800 --> 01:29:04.279 get like HIV. The things that she was saying, it 1930 01:29:04.479 --> 01:29:04.920 was like I. 1931 01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:06.800 Was like, oh my god, this is gonna get she said, 1932 01:29:07.239 --> 01:29:10.439 get HIV through like like someone like busting their mouth. 1933 01:29:10.680 --> 01:29:12.720 She was saying things that like the guy was genuinely 1934 01:29:12.800 --> 01:29:15.479 concerned and of course he didn't go well, Like people 1935 01:29:15.520 --> 01:29:16.039 were going. 1936 01:29:15.920 --> 01:29:18.000 Too long when they were banging her. Security was a 1937 01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:18.560 little iffy. 1938 01:29:19.119 --> 01:29:19.239 Uh. 1939 01:29:20.560 --> 01:29:22.079 One of the guys there and I don't know how, 1940 01:29:22.439 --> 01:29:24.600 got traumatized. And I was like, what then happened to him? 1941 01:29:24.880 --> 01:29:27.479 He saw too much dick. He just saw too much dick. 1942 01:29:27.520 --> 01:29:36.960 And he was like, no, just cool, just he's doing 1943 01:29:37.039 --> 01:29:38.880 it for him. He grabbed, he grabs his but. 1944 01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:50.800 Happens comes splashing all over him. He's just being waste 1945 01:29:50.840 --> 01:29:53.760 around the room. He's like Michael Fastbender and the Assassin's 1946 01:29:53.760 --> 01:29:54.279 Creed movie. 1947 01:29:55.319 --> 01:29:59.720 The am was like throwing him around, the used him. 1948 01:30:00.359 --> 01:30:02.119 It was a real movie, by the way. Oh yeah, 1949 01:30:02.199 --> 01:30:03.640 I forgot it came out. 1950 01:30:03.760 --> 01:30:05.840 I appreciated, Like I was looking at someone behind the 1951 01:30:05.880 --> 01:30:07.760 scenes stunts they were doing. I was like, that's pretty cool, 1952 01:30:07.800 --> 01:30:09.720 but this is not gonna do well, Like this is 1953 01:30:10.359 --> 01:30:13.520 waste time. Yeah, we're really trying to like capture the 1954 01:30:13.760 --> 01:30:15.199 like doing like the Eagle diving ship. 1955 01:30:15.279 --> 01:30:18.800 I was really trying. You're wasting a lot of money. 1956 01:30:19.039 --> 01:30:21.199 You know, it sucks. I feel bad for you guys. 1957 01:30:21.279 --> 01:30:23.359 Color wrote that ship up. Bro. You know yeah, I 1958 01:30:23.399 --> 01:30:27.720 guess you know, like, how did that get a movie? 1959 01:30:27.840 --> 01:30:31.800 Before like Mario There's is great. I don't know that. 1960 01:30:31.920 --> 01:30:35.560 That's yeah, technically it didn't because there was that Mario 1961 01:30:35.640 --> 01:30:38.520 movie in the eighties the nineties, yeah, which was Terrible. 1962 01:30:40.159 --> 01:30:43.439 Night John Leguizamo, and one before Sonic. 1963 01:30:44.279 --> 01:30:44.760 That's true. 1964 01:30:45.000 --> 01:30:47.319 That's kind of blood Rain got one before that. Yeah, 1965 01:30:47.359 --> 01:30:49.000 what's the Rain? That's yeah, the Blood Rain? 1966 01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:50.279 The Bowl? 1967 01:30:51.319 --> 01:30:54.359 Was it a bowl? The Blood Rain? Probably? Yeah, there's 1968 01:30:54.399 --> 01:30:56.720 a Blood Rain movie. Yeah, there was like three of them. 1969 01:30:58.079 --> 01:31:01.479 Was really popular for I don't understand why, because even 1970 01:31:01.640 --> 01:31:04.800 on as a as a game, I didn't know many people. 1971 01:31:04.600 --> 01:31:06.159 That were like really stoked on it. Yeah, I don't. 1972 01:31:06.159 --> 01:31:08.399 I don't even think I got three games in one movie. 1973 01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:11.319 That might be it was. I think I know it 1974 01:31:11.399 --> 01:31:13.720 got two games for sure. I remember when bledtering two 1975 01:31:13.760 --> 01:31:17.119 game out. But yeah, it's weird the games. 1976 01:31:16.960 --> 01:31:20.239 That get movies and like the movies that don't get games. 1977 01:31:20.960 --> 01:31:22.439 Like I remember, like because we used to get a 1978 01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:25.319 lot of a lot of like movie based tie and stuff. 1979 01:31:25.520 --> 01:31:26.840 It was actually like some of us pretty I remember 1980 01:31:26.880 --> 01:31:29.279 Expan Origins Wolverine was pretty good always. I remember it. 1981 01:31:31.239 --> 01:31:33.600 For that it was like it was like and like 1982 01:31:33.880 --> 01:31:36.399 Arkham Asylum mixed together like where it was just like 1983 01:31:36.479 --> 01:31:39.159 a lot of counter stuff. But that fucking pounds though, 1984 01:31:39.399 --> 01:31:45.560 was so cool. Lunch and just people apart. And it 1985 01:31:45.920 --> 01:31:47.439 was why it was so fun was because it was 1986 01:31:47.479 --> 01:31:50.840 the first time as a as a avid Wolverine fan, 1987 01:31:50.880 --> 01:31:52.600 was the first time I ever felt like Wolverine playing 1988 01:31:52.600 --> 01:31:55.079 a game, because it was always like nerved because he 1989 01:31:55.079 --> 01:31:58.079 would literally slice people, but you never get to watching 1990 01:31:58.119 --> 01:31:59.560 the animated the nineties. 1991 01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:01.960 He would always be like, I'm gonna get you, and 1992 01:32:02.039 --> 01:32:03.119 then something would happen. 1993 01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:04.520 Before he'd be able to do anything, or it'll like 1994 01:32:04.640 --> 01:32:06.359 slice a fucking fire hydrant. 1995 01:32:07.800 --> 01:32:09.520 Yeah, it was always that bullsh I'm like, what a 1996 01:32:09.680 --> 01:32:11.279 fucking waste of a character. 1997 01:32:13.520 --> 01:32:16.359 People up, And it's the only time he ever got 1998 01:32:16.479 --> 01:32:19.760 closed when he h he first encountered a Nightcrawler and 1999 01:32:19.880 --> 01:32:22.279 he was trying to tear him apart. But Nightcrawler is 2000 01:32:22.279 --> 01:32:24.560 obviously elusive, so it was cool at least seeing him 2001 01:32:24.600 --> 01:32:27.039 trying to kill him, but he couldn't, so I was like, 2002 01:32:27.039 --> 01:32:33.159 at least and the adults now he's like a people 2003 01:32:33.640 --> 01:32:35.840 and sucking uh who you got it? He got exploded 2004 01:32:35.880 --> 01:32:38.960 by Magneto, I think, Yeah, it was crazy. 2005 01:32:40.239 --> 01:32:42.680 Thing and he pulled the skeleton out that was. That's 2006 01:32:42.720 --> 01:32:44.079 so Greg can't wait for the new season. 2007 01:32:44.439 --> 01:32:47.239 I don't know if it's gonna be a good Man show. 2008 01:32:48.359 --> 01:32:50.199 The showrunner is not the same guy anymore. 2009 01:32:50.239 --> 01:32:52.800 He's gone. Think you didn't get like canceled or something. 2010 01:32:52.920 --> 01:32:53.199 He did. 2011 01:32:53.279 --> 01:32:56.920 He had so he did some He an actual wolverine 2012 01:32:58.199 --> 01:33:03.239 on camera. I don't know, you put this suit on 2013 01:33:03.359 --> 01:33:08.920 it too, sick fantasy. 2014 01:33:11.560 --> 01:33:14.479 I think that's one of those animals. It's like disproportionately strong. 2015 01:33:15.239 --> 01:33:17.920 Oh yeah, it is smaller than a person. But he 2016 01:33:18.039 --> 01:33:19.880 probably had like a really fucking hard time. 2017 01:33:24.159 --> 01:33:25.560 It's all about the fight for him. 2018 01:33:25.760 --> 01:33:25.920 Yeah. 2019 01:33:26.000 --> 01:33:27.079 Yeah, doesn't want to. 2020 01:33:27.359 --> 01:33:29.000 He doesn't want to fuck it. He he just wants 2021 01:33:29.039 --> 01:33:29.520 to know he could. 2022 01:33:29.760 --> 01:33:30.159 He wants to. 2023 01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:32.319 He wants to, he wants he wants to earn it. 2024 01:33:32.840 --> 01:33:36.720 It's like it's like dark souls, you know. Yeah, would 2025 01:33:36.760 --> 01:33:40.000 you play like we have movie based games and like 2026 01:33:40.039 --> 01:33:42.159 things like that. Would would you play like a person based. 2027 01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:45.319 Game simulated a Helen Keller video game? Would you play 2028 01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:46.039 a Helen Keller. 2029 01:33:45.880 --> 01:33:49.800 Video if there was Steam like simulator game, I put 2030 01:33:50.119 --> 01:33:52.119 most video game it's like Gary's Mob but elon. 2031 01:33:52.039 --> 01:33:54.159 Musk, what is that? What is that? That's just that's 2032 01:33:54.199 --> 01:33:55.399 what what is that? Yeah? What does he do? 2033 01:33:55.560 --> 01:33:55.600 Like? 2034 01:33:55.640 --> 01:33:56.279 What do you need to do? 2035 01:33:56.560 --> 01:33:59.039 You just be like a game about being on Helen Keller. 2036 01:33:59.640 --> 01:34:01.760 You're just in the de seed of someone that's very 2037 01:34:01.800 --> 01:34:05.560 autista exist as them. So it's but then there's like 2038 01:34:05.720 --> 01:34:08.680 mildly fantastic moments that kind of like break them nd y, Like, 2039 01:34:08.720 --> 01:34:09.319 what the does that? 2040 01:34:09.560 --> 01:34:12.000 It's just an autism simulators. How fun would you know 2041 01:34:12.119 --> 01:34:16.800 you were playing a Helen Keller game that it gets 2042 01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:19.760 dark up progressively? Yeah? Wait, I thought she was born 2043 01:34:20.000 --> 01:34:24.479 Helen Keller. She wasn't forged, she was forged into Helen Keller. 2044 01:34:24.720 --> 01:34:28.840 Yes, the process of delimination became she was whittled into 2045 01:34:29.359 --> 01:34:32.279 the contemporary Helen Keller over. 2046 01:34:32.319 --> 01:34:34.720 Right, So you get to see like her origin story like. 2047 01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:37.319 Yeah, yeah, and then it becomes and then it becomes 2048 01:34:37.359 --> 01:34:40.359 one of those experimental like uh, hell Blade kind of 2049 01:34:40.439 --> 01:34:44.760 games where like the screen goes dimmer and more blurry, 2050 01:34:44.800 --> 01:34:46.000 and then like you kind of have to use your 2051 01:34:46.079 --> 01:34:46.720 you have to, you have to. 2052 01:34:46.880 --> 01:34:48.880 It says you have to play this with headphones. Yeah, 2053 01:34:49.560 --> 01:34:51.319 I tell you, I turned myself into kind of like 2054 01:34:51.399 --> 01:34:54.000 a Helen Kellen truther. Oh yeah, Helen Kell. Yeah, you're 2055 01:34:54.000 --> 01:34:55.359 a Helen Keller skepticist. 2056 01:34:55.520 --> 01:34:59.640 Well, because okay, my girlfriend said, do you know that 2057 01:34:59.720 --> 01:35:02.560 people like don't believe in Helen Keller? And as a 2058 01:35:02.680 --> 01:35:06.239 bit I started, I started doing it, right, I started 2059 01:35:06.319 --> 01:35:08.760 like denying Helen Keller right right, And and then like 2060 01:35:08.880 --> 01:35:12.239 someone in the room very genuinely asked, like, what did 2061 01:35:12.319 --> 01:35:14.119 Helen Keller actually like do? 2062 01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:17.279 So I looked it up. And what Helen Keller actually 2063 01:35:17.359 --> 01:35:20.359 did is she wrote nine books conveniently about the lady 2064 01:35:20.439 --> 01:35:23.159 that was like her handler. Yeah, yeah, that's that's like, 2065 01:35:23.640 --> 01:35:26.039 that's like all she wrote about was this woman. She 2066 01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:27.359 wrote a little bit about herself. 2067 01:35:27.399 --> 01:35:29.680 He first tour about herself, and then the rest of 2068 01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:31.640 them are just about how great this handle. 2069 01:35:31.520 --> 01:35:34.800 About how great my nanny is. Yeah, exactly, so great. 2070 01:35:34.840 --> 01:35:37.760 I know my nanny is friends with like Forrest Whittaker, 2071 01:35:38.079 --> 01:35:40.359 and I as like fantastical stories about her nanny and 2072 01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:40.960 how great she is. 2073 01:35:41.039 --> 01:35:44.079 Yeah, exactly awfully convenient. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm kind of 2074 01:35:44.119 --> 01:35:44.319 with you. 2075 01:35:44.600 --> 01:35:46.039 Like the more I hear about it, Like when I 2076 01:35:46.119 --> 01:35:49.159 heard the she when you told me that, people were like, oh, yeah, 2077 01:35:49.199 --> 01:35:52.840 she flew a plane. No, yeah, no, there's shot. 2078 01:35:55.680 --> 01:35:58.239 Maybe she maybe they told her like flip this switch 2079 01:35:58.359 --> 01:36:01.000 and off you go. Right, But if that's where your 2080 01:36:01.079 --> 01:36:03.800 bar for flying a plane is, then like how much 2081 01:36:03.840 --> 01:36:04.560 of the other thing that. 2082 01:36:04.640 --> 01:36:06.560 She actually by that life? 2083 01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:08.399 Like I've do you remember when they used to do 2084 01:36:08.479 --> 01:36:11.399 the fucking uh they used to bring kids in and 2085 01:36:11.520 --> 01:36:13.880 like they used to get like the wings, yeah, pilot 2086 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:14.920 wings or whatever to. 2087 01:36:14.960 --> 01:36:18.439 Bring kids in the cockpit. This is obviously before crazy 2088 01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:20.399 he had his crash out. 2089 01:36:23.520 --> 01:36:28.359 They used to let kids in the in the in 2090 01:36:28.439 --> 01:36:30.479 the cockpit, and then they would give you like a 2091 01:36:30.479 --> 01:36:31.359 little pilot wigs. 2092 01:36:31.840 --> 01:36:34.680 I've essentially like flown the plane that Helen con never 2093 01:36:34.760 --> 01:36:35.000 done that. 2094 01:36:35.119 --> 01:36:38.960 I let you in, Yeah, of course yeah would they 2095 01:36:39.000 --> 01:36:42.119 would crash the plane? Yeah, yeah, the tails tail dies. 2096 01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:44.960 Some kids, some five year old kid in the aisle 2097 01:36:45.000 --> 01:36:47.560 seat is talking about how roads grow out of the ground, 2098 01:36:47.960 --> 01:36:49.880 and he's like, we should not let him into the cockpit. 2099 01:36:50.600 --> 01:36:52.439 That's not that Chris, compared to the ship that other 2100 01:36:52.520 --> 01:36:55.439 kids have seen are said, it's not that bad. Whatever. 2101 01:36:55.680 --> 01:37:00.399 Thick God rode in Thick God he wrote it, and 2102 01:37:00.479 --> 01:37:04.960 he says, what's up? Fuck next? Like fu next incorporated? 2103 01:37:05.359 --> 01:37:07.720 What are the best DLCs of all time? In your 2104 01:37:07.760 --> 01:37:12.279 opinion objective or subjective? Was objective, which he says, which 2105 01:37:12.319 --> 01:37:15.479 a Blood and Wine did, Nightmare and the Oblivion horse 2106 01:37:15.640 --> 01:37:21.560 armer a horse y dollars? Wasn't that like the first 2107 01:37:21.680 --> 01:37:24.640 fucking like like actual DLC as far as like it 2108 01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:28.119 was like the first micro Michael transaction. That's that's that's yeah, 2109 01:37:28.199 --> 01:37:28.640 yeah it was. 2110 01:37:28.840 --> 01:37:31.399 It was similarly egregious, right, Like, wasn't it like and 2111 01:37:31.479 --> 01:37:34.520 now that's normal, and now fifty cents is cheap for 2112 01:37:34.640 --> 01:37:37.199 that fifty it was fifty cents. 2113 01:37:37.239 --> 01:37:39.439 Now it would be like people threw a flip over that, 2114 01:37:39.520 --> 01:37:43.760 and people are spending like twenty dollars on skins. Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. Yeah. 2115 01:37:44.000 --> 01:37:48.199 No, but Shivering Isles, ironically Shivering Isles, Oblivion Shivering Isles 2116 01:37:48.279 --> 01:37:51.239 was fucking sick as hell. I never played Oblivion. Yeah 2117 01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:53.600 you you're not, dude. You should play it on stream. 2118 01:37:53.640 --> 01:37:54.920 That game is janky as fuck. 2119 01:37:55.039 --> 01:37:59.439 Yeah. The reason I haven't finished it just fucking fucking 2120 01:37:59.560 --> 01:38:02.239 glitch dog. Yeah yeah, raw dog, that's the reason I 2121 01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:03.199 haven't finished it. So I have. 2122 01:38:03.319 --> 01:38:05.880 I didn't mod it, and then I was just trying 2123 01:38:05.880 --> 01:38:08.239 to get through it and it kept crashing like it 2124 01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:08.880 was weird stuff. 2125 01:38:08.880 --> 01:38:10.520 What was happening is having fun. But this was a 2126 01:38:10.560 --> 01:38:12.159 long time ago, so I should I should go back to. 2127 01:38:12.199 --> 01:38:13.960 They run really fucking it Like I was trying to 2128 01:38:14.000 --> 01:38:16.000 play Fall in New Vegas, yeah, on PC, and it 2129 01:38:16.079 --> 01:38:18.399 was just like this is not working right up. 2130 01:38:18.399 --> 01:38:19.600 I don't know what the fuck is going on. I 2131 01:38:19.760 --> 01:38:23.359 broke that game somehow, like not somehow, it just well, Yeah, 2132 01:38:23.600 --> 01:38:24.800 it was just one of the things where it was 2133 01:38:25.439 --> 01:38:28.760 it was an important it was an important mission. Like 2134 01:38:28.840 --> 01:38:31.079 Helen Keller. Apparently she was. 2135 01:38:31.319 --> 01:38:33.079 She was born broken because I thought she was blind, 2136 01:38:33.119 --> 01:38:36.520 deaf and dumb my whole life, but she was actually smart. 2137 01:38:36.760 --> 01:38:39.960 She's blind, deaf and smart, yeah, apparently, and then she 2138 01:38:40.159 --> 01:38:47.079 learned like Phoenician. She flew planes. She discovered a mummy 2139 01:38:47.960 --> 01:38:51.920 and she ripped it up, it apart like a cat furniture. 2140 01:38:52.039 --> 01:38:54.439 If she gets them see, wouldn't make being able to 2141 01:38:54.479 --> 01:38:56.359 see it like she gets the mummy crustle, she'll be able. 2142 01:38:56.199 --> 01:38:58.600 To Why would have curse give you anything? Possibly? 2143 01:38:58.680 --> 01:39:00.560 She started said, so many bus would be such a 2144 01:39:00.640 --> 01:39:02.600 curse for her to see because she's so used. 2145 01:39:02.399 --> 01:39:03.760 To like not seeing that scene. 2146 01:39:05.680 --> 01:39:09.000 She's got a weird shape nose that she's never seen before, 2147 01:39:09.039 --> 01:39:11.800 and then yeah, she sees it. She sees for like 2148 01:39:11.880 --> 01:39:14.159 ten minutes, just long enough to be insecure about it. 2149 01:39:14.439 --> 01:39:17.760 She's had nightmares about some demon in her in her memories, 2150 01:39:17.920 --> 01:39:18.840 but it's always been vague. 2151 01:39:18.920 --> 01:39:20.760 That she finds out that the demon looks exactly like 2152 01:39:20.840 --> 01:39:23.039 her real face, or it's or it's the caretaker. Is 2153 01:39:23.159 --> 01:39:25.319 the demon she's been dreaming about? Yeah? 2154 01:39:26.399 --> 01:39:29.000 She she has this vivid memory of someone pouring bleach 2155 01:39:29.039 --> 01:39:31.359 into her eyes and then she sees who's you. 2156 01:39:32.039 --> 01:39:35.800 It was, it was you, and then the curse wears off, 2157 01:39:35.880 --> 01:39:48.479 and yeah, oh my god, I mean I'd rather believe that. 2158 01:39:49.359 --> 01:39:53.399 Like I've seen like biographics on her. What do you 2159 01:39:53.399 --> 01:39:55.920 think they're gonna add Helen Kellor to Fortnite? You think soon? 2160 01:39:57.439 --> 01:40:00.640 They did the Martin Luther King Day U thing? Did 2161 01:40:00.680 --> 01:40:02.640 they do it again recently? I don't. I don't think 2162 01:40:02.680 --> 01:40:06.279 they're never better. Yeah, yeah, no, they're working on Ann 2163 01:40:06.359 --> 01:40:10.319 Frank right now and Frank Celebration Day and the pajamas. 2164 01:40:10.760 --> 01:40:14.319 Yeah, exactly exactly. I thought that was gonna be a 2165 01:40:15.520 --> 01:40:18.279 list fucking pack. Somebody said, would you buy a leam 2166 01:40:18.319 --> 01:40:19.640 Neeson on Shinner's list? 2167 01:40:19.720 --> 01:40:22.159 He was cool a Fortnite it was cool. I think 2168 01:40:22.199 --> 01:40:23.960 they're gonna get to that point at some point, right, 2169 01:40:24.000 --> 01:40:24.880 Like they're gonna run out of. 2170 01:40:25.279 --> 01:40:29.279 Paula is in Fortnite, so yeah, probably Paula tradsn't. 2171 01:40:29.279 --> 01:40:33.840 Well, that's from Dune. Dune is a really fucked fu series. 2172 01:40:34.279 --> 01:40:38.079 They got, they got fucking They put Mariah Carey in there. Yes, yeah, literally, 2173 01:40:38.159 --> 01:40:43.359 and which is funny and yeah yeah yeah plays Mariah 2174 01:40:43.399 --> 01:40:45.560 Carey like the all I want for Christmas is us. 2175 01:40:46.800 --> 01:40:48.920 I did, okay, you can play this Christmas Mariah care 2176 01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:51.119 because I was like, why is she real? Okay? Yeah, 2177 01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:52.840 she's always relevant every twelve months? 2178 01:40:52.960 --> 01:40:56.640 Yeah, yeah, good for her. I guess' smart. It's ironically 2179 01:40:56.680 --> 01:40:57.920 a very smart idea to write. 2180 01:40:57.720 --> 01:41:01.000 A Christmas every fucking if Spotify. 2181 01:41:01.560 --> 01:41:03.520 I think I think at this point, like she she 2182 01:41:03.800 --> 01:41:08.079 just won, and you're just like I think everybody has 2183 01:41:08.239 --> 01:41:10.880 some agent that goes, oh, you gotta do a Christmas 2184 01:41:10.920 --> 01:41:13.079 song every Christmas. You can bring it back, and then 2185 01:41:13.119 --> 01:41:15.239 you get these like songs where it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, 2186 01:41:15.359 --> 01:41:18.760 it's Christmas time. It's like that's not You're gonna never 2187 01:41:18.880 --> 01:41:19.520 hear that again. 2188 01:41:19.640 --> 01:41:21.560 Can I tell you something. I bet those songs that 2189 01:41:21.760 --> 01:41:23.479 that do sucking that we never hear make a ton 2190 01:41:23.520 --> 01:41:25.800 of money though. No, here's the thing. If you can, 2191 01:41:25.840 --> 01:41:28.880 Michael people breaking in money, go to people Spotify's that 2192 01:41:29.039 --> 01:41:31.880 do Christmas albums. They're on their top charts all the time. 2193 01:41:33.159 --> 01:41:35.239 That's because Macy just puts it on there. And let's 2194 01:41:35.239 --> 01:41:38.760 say it's something like that is one of my favorite 2195 01:41:38.760 --> 01:41:42.000 bands Christmas they made. We should do it all now 2196 01:41:42.119 --> 01:41:45.520 in fucking February. I'm actually which one though, what you 2197 01:41:45.600 --> 01:41:49.960 mean it's right our own. We'll steal one, yeah, steal it, 2198 01:41:50.039 --> 01:41:51.119 make it gay and then. 2199 01:41:51.199 --> 01:41:53.199 That's not smart that it has to be a cover 2200 01:41:53.479 --> 01:41:54.720 because that's the cover. 2201 01:41:55.359 --> 01:41:57.560 We can make a Christmas song like an actual ros song. 2202 01:41:58.720 --> 01:42:05.000 Yeah, well we all do. Like I just can't dance 2203 01:42:05.039 --> 01:42:05.439 in the video. 2204 01:42:05.680 --> 01:42:09.680 I just learned how to because I create if you 2205 01:42:10.319 --> 01:42:13.279 Spotify or all that thing you're supposed to if you 2206 01:42:13.319 --> 01:42:15.319 wanted to appear on each person's artist account, I just 2207 01:42:15.399 --> 01:42:18.479 learned how to do that because I was I was confused. 2208 01:42:18.520 --> 01:42:20.159 I was like, how is distroc kid right? So yeah, 2209 01:42:20.159 --> 01:42:23.119 I used distroy Kid because there's it's fucking whatever. There's 2210 01:42:23.119 --> 01:42:24.720 probably maybe better ones, but this one works for me. 2211 01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:26.680 I used to for a while but it's fucking stupid, 2212 01:42:27.359 --> 01:42:31.039 sucks a while ago. 2213 01:42:31.079 --> 01:42:33.479 I don't know if it got sorted out, and it's 2214 01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:35.600 all of these are every someone has had a bad 2215 01:42:35.640 --> 01:42:37.399 experience with fucking every service ever. 2216 01:42:37.520 --> 01:42:41.680 So yeah, the one that uh Jonathan Young recommended to me, 2217 01:42:41.720 --> 01:42:43.279 if you do covers, it was pretty good sound drop 2218 01:42:43.560 --> 01:42:44.119 it would worked for me. 2219 01:42:44.439 --> 01:42:46.000 I put a couple of covers on there. It seemed 2220 01:42:46.000 --> 01:42:48.680 to work fun there on Spotify and the front the Yeah, 2221 01:42:48.800 --> 01:42:51.199 the specifically covers though I don't know about like others. 2222 01:42:51.199 --> 01:42:52.119 I gotta do that because I did. 2223 01:42:52.239 --> 01:42:54.079 I did the brain stew one, and it keeps getting 2224 01:42:54.479 --> 01:42:57.000 it keeps getting flagg because they think it's the real recording. 2225 01:42:57.119 --> 01:42:58.880 That's crazy. It's got to be a way. See. One 2226 01:42:58.920 --> 01:43:02.079 thing I can say this was years go Spotify if well, 2227 01:43:02.079 --> 01:43:04.000 I guess it's do that they didn't want work never mind, 2228 01:43:04.079 --> 01:43:06.159 because I was saying, whenever I had a problem with 2229 01:43:06.279 --> 01:43:09.119 the if Spotify can help me get something distributed or 2230 01:43:09.119 --> 01:43:11.760 if there was an issue, their customer service was fucking 2231 01:43:12.520 --> 01:43:16.039 better than anything. Yeah, probably that was probably true like 2232 01:43:16.079 --> 01:43:19.119 a while back, but like no way now that was nothing. 2233 01:43:19.239 --> 01:43:20.880 And then whenever I would reach out to them, they 2234 01:43:20.880 --> 01:43:23.600 would get back to me the next day, no matter what. 2235 01:43:24.119 --> 01:43:26.560 Even when I chose a new artist's name, and then 2236 01:43:26.680 --> 01:43:28.920 I learned that the SEO was fucking terrible, so I 2237 01:43:28.960 --> 01:43:30.560 asked them to change it back, and they changed it back. 2238 01:43:30.600 --> 01:43:32.880 It was like it was just like but yeah, those 2239 01:43:32.920 --> 01:43:33.439 years ago, so. 2240 01:43:33.680 --> 01:43:37.920 That's just crazy guitar at some point, Yeah, man, we 2241 01:43:38.039 --> 01:43:40.000 can't start talking about this or it'll turn into like 2242 01:43:40.039 --> 01:43:41.319 a whole info but. 2243 01:43:41.479 --> 01:43:45.960 Like yeah, yeah, man, no, it's I'm I'm fucking they know, 2244 01:43:46.079 --> 01:43:48.640 like they always hang out and go they they have 2245 01:43:48.720 --> 01:43:50.840 this group chat of all those people and everybody you're 2246 01:43:50.880 --> 01:43:53.239 probably in. I don't know, I don't not. Oh he's not. 2247 01:43:55.079 --> 01:43:57.960 This is how I find out he's not. I was 2248 01:43:58.000 --> 01:44:01.199 gonna tell him, for you to tell him that I 2249 01:44:01.279 --> 01:44:05.279 didn't make it. Well, there's always stuff happening. I'm never there. 2250 01:44:05.479 --> 01:44:07.960 It's so I'm like, it's I I'm just I'm so 2251 01:44:08.640 --> 01:44:11.600 as soon as I get home, I have no the 2252 01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:13.960 real world is gone. I don't know what's happening. So 2253 01:44:14.159 --> 01:44:16.600 I'm I'm really I need to fix that comfortable to 2254 01:44:16.680 --> 01:44:18.560 just be in your the place you live. Yeah, you know, 2255 01:44:18.640 --> 01:44:20.279 it's good, but it's also really bad. 2256 01:44:20.399 --> 01:44:20.960 We can't do it. 2257 01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:23.079 I can't be at home so long I start going crazy. 2258 01:44:24.359 --> 01:44:27.800 You're living with somebody, that's fine, that's true, Yeah, that's true. 2259 01:44:28.039 --> 01:44:30.279 But I just like being outside of my house. Like 2260 01:44:30.399 --> 01:44:33.239 my house is boring, even though I've curated it to 2261 01:44:33.319 --> 01:44:35.359 be a place that I should enjoy being all the time, 2262 01:44:35.800 --> 01:44:36.560 I just get bored. 2263 01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:39.000 Eventually, Well, we got, we gotta sat, we gotta actually 2264 01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:44.600 before we part today just uh just like oh today, 2265 01:44:44.720 --> 01:44:47.279 let's do it the this day or whatever? What do 2266 01:44:47.319 --> 01:44:53.640 you call that? A date that wasn't even a bit 2267 01:44:54.920 --> 01:44:58.960 discovers the concept of planning. That's awesome. 2268 01:44:59.640 --> 01:45:02.039 Yeah, this whole time I've been ruminating on this DLC question, 2269 01:45:02.079 --> 01:45:04.199 I don't have an answer because I I'm realizing. 2270 01:45:03.920 --> 01:45:07.279 Now that I just like you gotta have one that 2271 01:45:07.359 --> 01:45:10.079 you're like that was fucking dope. There, I think about 2272 01:45:10.079 --> 01:45:12.000 ones that were better than I anticipated the big. 2273 01:45:13.560 --> 01:45:15.560 I mean, Blood and Wine is probably the best one, 2274 01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:18.000 like ever for you. I never played it for me. Really, 2275 01:45:18.000 --> 01:45:18.960 really did you play Blood and One? 2276 01:45:19.079 --> 01:45:19.279 Yeah? 2277 01:45:19.279 --> 01:45:24.199 It was, it was amazing. It's look, man, I I 2278 01:45:24.239 --> 01:45:26.840 don't I don't know why Witcher three did. I like 2279 01:45:26.960 --> 01:45:27.479 Witcher three. 2280 01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:28.039 I like it. 2281 01:45:28.119 --> 01:45:29.600 I have no problems with it. It just didn't hit 2282 01:45:29.640 --> 01:45:30.960 me as hard as I thought it would. I'm not 2283 01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:33.279 sure why I went you like, I like it a lot, 2284 01:45:33.359 --> 01:45:35.880 but like it didn't. I don't have a good answer 2285 01:45:35.920 --> 01:45:36.520 for one didn't. 2286 01:45:36.920 --> 01:45:39.039 I think that game is too fucking long. I've played 2287 01:45:39.039 --> 01:45:41.560 it once and I loved it, and then I've tried 2288 01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:43.680 to play it like two more times, and both times 2289 01:45:43.720 --> 01:45:44.800 I kind of like fall off. 2290 01:45:44.680 --> 01:45:46.079 Like brand and I can't finish it. 2291 01:45:46.159 --> 01:45:48.640 I agree, I can't finish it again because you get 2292 01:45:48.640 --> 01:45:50.520 to because like you get to the point where you're like, oh, 2293 01:45:50.600 --> 01:45:52.039 this is the end of it. This is the end, 2294 01:45:52.279 --> 01:45:55.279 and then there's like and that was like thirty hours left, 2295 01:45:55.319 --> 01:45:57.119 and you're like, well, I guess I. 2296 01:45:57.119 --> 01:46:00.119 Remember that vividly. I remember that vividly. Everything's like this 2297 01:46:00.199 --> 01:46:02.279 is it, this is the crescendo. We're done. 2298 01:46:02.640 --> 01:46:02.680 No. 2299 01:46:03.399 --> 01:46:05.159 Yeah, that's kind of a frustrating feeling for me when 2300 01:46:05.159 --> 01:46:06.359 I feel like a game is ending and then it 2301 01:46:06.399 --> 01:46:08.760 doesn't like that. I don't know if I like that, Like, 2302 01:46:08.800 --> 01:46:12.000 I don't like games that are too long that when 2303 01:46:12.039 --> 01:46:13.800 you fight the wild can you think like. 2304 01:46:15.920 --> 01:46:19.680 This game is fucking over the wild Hunt? 2305 01:46:19.760 --> 01:46:24.079 I don't like over And then there's literally like one 2306 01:46:24.239 --> 01:46:25.359 third of the game left. 2307 01:46:26.640 --> 01:46:28.880 You're like, oh left what. 2308 01:46:29.560 --> 01:46:32.880 The thing that makes me go like is when they're like, oh, yeah, 2309 01:46:32.920 --> 01:46:35.239 you've got to visit like five zones and then the 2310 01:46:35.279 --> 01:46:38.680 first one is really long, and I'm just like the 2311 01:46:38.720 --> 01:46:41.640 whole even if the game was that and it just 2312 01:46:41.760 --> 01:46:45.520 didn't tell me just knowing, like there's exactly five more 2313 01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:47.920 of these and this is exactly how long it takes. 2314 01:46:47.960 --> 01:46:50.159 I don't know why that always bothers me, but it does. 2315 01:46:51.840 --> 01:46:55.800 Part is fucking obnoxious, dude, the northern part where you 2316 01:46:55.880 --> 01:46:59.319 have to go and fucking find random artifacts and fight 2317 01:46:59.399 --> 01:47:00.920 a demon and it looks like smoke. 2318 01:47:01.239 --> 01:47:03.560 I was like, what is this? I gotta get around 2319 01:47:03.600 --> 01:47:05.079 to finishing. It's really good. 2320 01:47:06.399 --> 01:47:09.439 I played like I started that game no joke, like 2321 01:47:09.560 --> 01:47:12.520 five times, like oh, like from the beginning, I was like, 2322 01:47:12.720 --> 01:47:14.279 there's I know there's something here and I know I 2323 01:47:14.479 --> 01:47:15.920 like it, but I don't like it enough. 2324 01:47:16.239 --> 01:47:17.680 It was boring on it. 2325 01:47:17.760 --> 01:47:21.199 To make it more interesting, make everyone naked and like 2326 01:47:21.520 --> 01:47:24.800 like I have garyl like he's just bottom naked, like 2327 01:47:24.880 --> 01:47:27.119 this is the bottom of the boner he's running around, 2328 01:47:27.119 --> 01:47:28.680 and then like it makes it more interesting. 2329 01:47:28.720 --> 01:47:30.880 I actually do think, yeah, you should give him a boner. 2330 01:47:31.479 --> 01:47:34.079 But also that's a game that's like way better if 2331 01:47:34.119 --> 01:47:36.680 you play it on a harder difficulty, because it can 2332 01:47:36.760 --> 01:47:39.119 turn into just sludge after a bit, because like it 2333 01:47:39.359 --> 01:47:41.319 gets way too easy if you play it on the default, 2334 01:47:41.680 --> 01:47:43.720 but like if you actually have to like plan out 2335 01:47:43.760 --> 01:47:46.159 the ship. Like when I was first playing the game 2336 01:47:46.239 --> 01:47:48.640 on normal, and it's kind of just like shit's over 2337 01:47:48.720 --> 01:47:51.399 leveled for you, I was like really fucking with it, 2338 01:47:51.439 --> 01:47:53.359 and then it was like, oh, so like last time 2339 01:47:53.399 --> 01:47:55.079 I played it, I bumped up the difficulty and I 2340 01:47:55.159 --> 01:47:56.119 was like, oh, this is way better. 2341 01:47:56.720 --> 01:47:59.399 Yeah, I don't know, I gotta check it out. I've 2342 01:47:59.399 --> 01:48:01.119 been working like a backlog right now. 2343 01:48:03.000 --> 01:48:04.840 I own so many games I paid money for. Phantom 2344 01:48:04.920 --> 01:48:08.399 Liberty another good, really good. Fantom Liberty was good. I 2345 01:48:08.560 --> 01:48:10.880 haven't gotten to it. I haven't gotten to it either. 2346 01:48:10.920 --> 01:48:12.159 Actually it is really cool. 2347 01:48:12.239 --> 01:48:14.600 Phantom Liberty was good. I was super late on playing 2348 01:48:14.760 --> 01:48:20.079 it in the I love cyberpol really good. Yeah, it's 2349 01:48:20.119 --> 01:48:23.760 actually really I liked it at launch. I like the characters. 2350 01:48:24.000 --> 01:48:25.880 I like the world at launch, but it kind of 2351 01:48:25.960 --> 01:48:29.359 like ruined it now for me because it's way better now. Yeah, 2352 01:48:29.640 --> 01:48:30.399 for sure, I see. 2353 01:48:30.520 --> 01:48:32.359 But I also didn't have I wasn't playing on PS four, 2354 01:48:32.880 --> 01:48:36.119 so like the P four was hilarious yea, but yeah. 2355 01:48:36.039 --> 01:48:39.039 I lost it. My game found disappeared. I was like, oh, 2356 01:48:39.199 --> 01:48:42.279 sick Jesus, that's fine. Is Phantom Liberty your answer is that? 2357 01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:43.520 Or Blend and Wine. 2358 01:48:45.239 --> 01:48:47.359 Is probably the one that I would say. The ones, 2359 01:48:47.920 --> 01:48:50.159 the ones that I played, they're pretty it's pretty good. 2360 01:48:50.319 --> 01:48:51.119 I actually I also. 2361 01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:53.319 Thought, like the Dragon, I'm freaking what you called the 2362 01:48:56.199 --> 01:49:00.560 twin Dragon Shadow Dragon whoever it's called the far cry Blood. 2363 01:49:00.319 --> 01:49:01.840 Dragon Blood dragon Blood. 2364 01:49:03.560 --> 01:49:07.600 I appreciate standalone deal shows because but then I almost 2365 01:49:07.640 --> 01:49:09.239 feel like a whole game that's. 2366 01:49:09.079 --> 01:49:11.760 Like another game to me. Yeah, yes, I like, I 2367 01:49:11.960 --> 01:49:14.079 appreciate it. I actually prefer those to like it would 2368 01:49:14.159 --> 01:49:17.560 because that's something like say, for example, could have won 2369 01:49:17.600 --> 01:49:18.920 Game of the Year for me technically you know what 2370 01:49:18.920 --> 01:49:21.479 I mean? Technic I wouldn't be I wouldn't be upset. Yeah, yeah, 2371 01:49:21.479 --> 01:49:22.359 I wouldn't be upset. 2372 01:49:22.560 --> 01:49:25.479 No no offense to Pnfardo da Vinci or whoever the 2373 01:49:25.520 --> 01:49:28.359 fuck asked that. But like, it is this worth ruminating 2374 01:49:28.399 --> 01:49:28.800 on for this? 2375 01:49:29.119 --> 01:49:29.880 I guess I don't know. 2376 01:49:30.439 --> 01:49:33.319 Yeah, I mean we yeah, we fucking just we'll see 2377 01:49:33.640 --> 01:49:35.399 what time is it. We got we got ten minutes. 2378 01:49:35.439 --> 01:49:37.199 We'll do one more and then we'll wrap it up. Yeah, 2379 01:49:39.159 --> 01:49:39.720 let's see. 2380 01:49:40.720 --> 01:49:42.960 There's so many of these are just waste of fucking time. 2381 01:49:44.039 --> 01:49:46.640 Read this, Yeah, I like I like the waste ones. 2382 01:49:46.680 --> 01:49:47.479 Which one the top one? 2383 01:49:47.640 --> 01:49:51.920 Gears Warrior read this Gear's Warrior, so Gears Cross Warrior 2384 01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:54.560 nudes my niggas. 2385 01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:56.600 That's all he wrote. You paid money for that. 2386 01:49:56.800 --> 01:50:00.159 Look when I get in shape, I'm a I'm a 2387 01:50:00.319 --> 01:50:02.720 hit up. My only fans can be called only thighs. 2388 01:50:03.880 --> 01:50:04.479 Th pictures. 2389 01:50:04.600 --> 01:50:07.279 Yeah, and with the like bicycle shorts and you can 2390 01:50:07.279 --> 01:50:08.640 see male cameltone and stuff. 2391 01:50:09.720 --> 01:50:12.479 But I need to get I'm gonna try. 2392 01:50:12.319 --> 01:50:14.079 To get as hard as I possibly can, and I 2393 01:50:14.159 --> 01:50:17.880 want to send him a picture of my extremely hard penis. 2394 01:50:18.600 --> 01:50:20.399 I have the first time I ever met you. Let's 2395 01:50:20.399 --> 01:50:23.439 sell your ball? Is that real? 2396 01:50:23.680 --> 01:50:23.840 Yeah? 2397 01:50:23.960 --> 01:50:26.800 Yeah, we like shorts with like a hole in them. 2398 01:50:26.840 --> 01:50:33.319 You're like, my fucking balls are out that tracks. Yeah, yeah, 2399 01:50:33.600 --> 01:50:37.159 I vaguely remember this. I've retired those pants, but I 2400 01:50:37.199 --> 01:50:40.039 still have them. That's fair. Yeah, around for the only 2401 01:50:40.119 --> 01:50:45.000 fans my my thighs. You got good wrinklage. Destroy my 2402 01:50:45.479 --> 01:50:49.159 excellent stuff. Good, I'd recommend them to. Yeah, I've done 2403 01:50:49.159 --> 01:50:52.319 that a few times on accident. It's my thighs ruined. 2404 01:50:52.399 --> 01:50:55.159 The crotch like it stretches the seams out right there 2405 01:50:55.239 --> 01:50:57.760 and then it fucking starts loosing it up. And uh 2406 01:50:57.880 --> 01:51:00.840 so now I just wear like a lot of stretchy stuff. Yeah, 2407 01:51:01.079 --> 01:51:02.439 here's here's a good one to end on. 2408 01:51:02.960 --> 01:51:05.680 Spike the Lizard wrote in he says, hello Puerto Rican 2409 01:51:05.920 --> 01:51:07.479 black and combo of both. 2410 01:51:08.159 --> 01:51:08.960 Okay? Nice? 2411 01:51:09.039 --> 01:51:19.079 I also, technically we're commute alone. First time the first 2412 01:51:19.119 --> 01:51:21.920 time question asker, first time question, ask you here. But 2413 01:51:21.960 --> 01:51:23.399 I've been freeloading for the past six years. 2414 01:51:23.479 --> 01:51:29.119 Well, bitch, chill frame one. We should be we should 2415 01:51:29.119 --> 01:51:31.439 beat him and beat him up in an alley. I'm down. 2416 01:51:31.960 --> 01:51:32.279 He says. 2417 01:51:32.359 --> 01:51:34.840 God comes down from the heavens and decides to delete 2418 01:51:34.840 --> 01:51:38.960 the United States. But let's just you guys know beforehand, 2419 01:51:39.319 --> 01:51:40.640 where do you guys move to? And how do you 2420 01:51:40.720 --> 01:51:42.079 explain the sudden decision to lead? 2421 01:51:42.159 --> 01:51:44.640 Well, can we tell anybody? 2422 01:51:44.920 --> 01:51:49.279 I assumed the premise because we're expected to explain, is 2423 01:51:49.359 --> 01:51:53.399 that the US is gone, and so is everybody's memory 2424 01:51:53.479 --> 01:51:55.600 of it. Right, because if it was just gone, and 2425 01:51:55.600 --> 01:51:57.800 everybody understood that it was gone. There would be no 2426 01:51:57.840 --> 01:51:59.520 reason to explain because you'd. 2427 01:51:59.359 --> 01:51:59.960 Be like, oh, you're clear. 2428 01:52:01.359 --> 01:52:04.039 I thought we're explaining where we're moving, explaining we're explaining 2429 01:52:04.159 --> 01:52:06.199 why we're moving, like we gotta go. 2430 01:52:06.640 --> 01:52:09.600 Yeah, brother, the why why? I thought I thought it's where. 2431 01:52:10.279 --> 01:52:12.359 I thought we're explaining the where, not where and why. 2432 01:52:12.960 --> 01:52:14.840 Oh he said where and why? Well, I guess he 2433 01:52:15.000 --> 01:52:17.880 just means where. How do you explain the sudden decision to. 2434 01:52:17.960 --> 01:52:20.640 Leave exactly what's happening? I think we we're gonna be like, 2435 01:52:20.680 --> 01:52:24.520 what's happeningable and be like he's expl that's yeah, I 2436 01:52:24.600 --> 01:52:28.319 understand what you're saying. That is dumb as fuck thinking. 2437 01:52:28.399 --> 01:52:30.359 What I'm thinking is that like, hey, we got like 2438 01:52:30.560 --> 01:52:34.159 God's like, you guys got like nine ten hours before 2439 01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:35.479 everything goes blank. 2440 01:52:36.039 --> 01:52:38.800 You know, that's really fucking short. I guess I'm going 2441 01:52:38.840 --> 01:52:39.680 to Canada. 2442 01:52:39.399 --> 01:52:43.399 Immediately, to Mexico, just going to the closest one. 2443 01:52:43.640 --> 01:52:43.880 Yeah. 2444 01:52:44.119 --> 01:52:46.119 Then I'm gonna see America go by, and then I'm like, 2445 01:52:46.119 --> 01:52:47.600 all right, cool, let's just drive up now. 2446 01:52:49.560 --> 01:52:52.760 Yeah, I'm curious, So where's like the world's Boston. Where 2447 01:52:52.760 --> 01:52:53.760 does the world go for that? 2448 01:52:54.000 --> 01:52:56.880 The World's Boston World. Boston's probably Mexico. 2449 01:52:57.000 --> 01:52:57.159 Yeah. 2450 01:52:57.199 --> 01:52:59.920 I only like cities that are like dirtier than l 2451 01:53:00.359 --> 01:53:07.079 Yeah right, Uh that's no, I guess, uh Toronto, mm hmm. 2452 01:53:07.560 --> 01:53:09.720 I heard I heard getting kind of weird over there. Okay, 2453 01:53:10.920 --> 01:53:11.600 I hear that. I don't. 2454 01:53:11.600 --> 01:53:15.199 I don't have such a lame Yeah, I wait, buildings, 2455 01:53:15.239 --> 01:53:16.840 I guess, but I've been from New York, you know. 2456 01:53:16.880 --> 01:53:17.800 I mean Drake's over there. 2457 01:53:17.800 --> 01:53:21.399 It's because you know, cruelty, You're gonna cruelty, You're gonna 2458 01:53:21.399 --> 01:53:24.079 make friends with Drake. Yeah, it's just this is gonna 2459 01:53:24.119 --> 01:53:26.119 be like, you know, he's actually like not that bad. 2460 01:53:26.239 --> 01:53:30.039 Like if you knew like everything with the Kendrick thing, yeah, 2461 01:53:30.159 --> 01:53:30.920 you'd be that guy. 2462 01:53:31.239 --> 01:53:34.920 Yeah, he's always he doesn't. He doesn't handle that many teenagers. 2463 01:53:35.000 --> 01:53:37.000 You got you're crazy. You guys are talking crazy. 2464 01:53:37.800 --> 01:53:41.159 Not that many. There would be no reason to explain. 2465 01:53:41.880 --> 01:53:43.239 In my view, I feel like it would just be 2466 01:53:43.359 --> 01:53:45.600 like it's gone. The country came from his gone, he's gone. 2467 01:53:45.840 --> 01:53:48.239 Tokyo is sick. Actually yeah, oh yeah, that's right. You 2468 01:53:48.279 --> 01:53:49.920 went to Tokyo. Dude, that was so cool. 2469 01:53:49.960 --> 01:53:52.000 I want to go too much of a real answer. 2470 01:53:52.000 --> 01:53:53.680 I've been trying to think of like a dumb joke one. 2471 01:53:54.079 --> 01:53:55.680 It's just like I doesn't want to go back. 2472 01:53:55.800 --> 01:53:57.880 Real answers are valid. I would love to. I have 2473 01:53:58.000 --> 01:53:59.479 been trying to go to Japan for a long time. 2474 01:53:59.560 --> 01:54:02.319 I think we forced ourselves by having a show in Japan. 2475 01:54:02.960 --> 01:54:05.479 What we we force you know, because it's the same thing. 2476 01:54:05.560 --> 01:54:08.279 I haven't do a fucking snarktak travel vlog right at all. 2477 01:54:11.159 --> 01:54:13.439 There's a bunch of weirdos that'll show up just because 2478 01:54:13.520 --> 01:54:16.520 they got like cash, and then there's probably we have 2479 01:54:16.600 --> 01:54:20.479 three fans that'll just say, hey, there's these idiots that 2480 01:54:20.560 --> 01:54:23.640 are gonna talk here, would you just come fill some seats? 2481 01:54:23.800 --> 01:54:26.720 And they're very polite, so they'll do it like a 2482 01:54:26.760 --> 01:54:27.359 little live show. 2483 01:54:27.439 --> 01:54:30.399 Yeah, you know like that, like that's really cool, Like 2484 01:54:30.640 --> 01:54:33.239 it'll I appreciate that they respect our culture and all 2485 01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:34.960 this stuff, or allegedly, you know, like I don't know, 2486 01:54:35.520 --> 01:54:38.000 we'll actually do so. Was there a coordinated thing with 2487 01:54:38.079 --> 01:54:41.079 the rock tie and the Zoa energy, No, not at all, 2488 01:54:41.119 --> 01:54:43.840 but that's crazy. Yeah this I just found it a 2489 01:54:44.680 --> 01:54:46.800 twenty twelve. I found this at a what do you 2490 01:54:46.880 --> 01:54:49.279 call those good will and I was like great, and 2491 01:54:50.079 --> 01:54:52.720 this actually just happens to taste really good, does it? Yeah, 2492 01:54:52.920 --> 01:54:54.880 the tropical punch one only though all the other flavors 2493 01:54:54.920 --> 01:54:56.319 are like kind of piss, but. 2494 01:54:56.560 --> 01:55:00.359 This one is actually good. Yeah, it tastes terrible. Yeah, 2495 01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:03.119 until they pay us, until they pay Yeah, right, so 2496 01:55:03.319 --> 01:55:06.600 this is really Yeah, let me turn the sexually just swill? Yeah, 2497 01:55:06.640 --> 01:55:09.600 if you really like, look at it gives me money? 2498 01:55:09.760 --> 01:55:13.319 What does swill? Exactly? Just like dirty garbage water? Yeah, 2499 01:55:13.319 --> 01:55:15.079 I don't know what the actual word is. Is it 2500 01:55:15.199 --> 01:55:17.159 like a pig thing? I think it sounds like it 2501 01:55:17.479 --> 01:55:21.079 sounds pig oriented. Swinee. I like swine. I like that. 2502 01:55:22.039 --> 01:55:25.760 Yeah, slap, it sounds like a slop slop I envision 2503 01:55:25.840 --> 01:55:30.479 it is like not like swill, is like like olive 2504 01:55:30.520 --> 01:55:33.479 oil texture almost, but like dirty water, like gutter water. 2505 01:55:33.720 --> 01:55:37.199 Yeah, like gutter water, like oily a cup of gutter water. Man, 2506 01:55:37.239 --> 01:55:38.560 would you would you take a swing? 2507 01:55:38.720 --> 01:55:38.760 No? 2508 01:55:39.359 --> 01:55:42.199 You don't, let me finish? How much eight bucks? No? 2509 01:55:45.199 --> 01:55:47.680 Well, how much would it take for you to drink 2510 01:55:47.760 --> 01:55:50.600 a one tea cup of. 2511 01:55:50.840 --> 01:55:55.960 Com tea cup tea cup of cum I legitimately couldn't 2512 01:55:56.000 --> 01:55:56.159 do it. 2513 01:55:56.279 --> 01:55:58.039 That's the problem. So, like, even if you gave me 2514 01:55:58.119 --> 01:55:59.680 like a million dollars, I don't. I don't think I 2515 01:55:59.720 --> 01:56:00.760 could really swallow it. 2516 01:56:01.279 --> 01:56:04.439 So if it's the attempt, what is this like a 2517 01:56:04.560 --> 01:56:09.439 fucking like I was cursed when I was born. Look, 2518 01:56:09.560 --> 01:56:11.960 if it's an attempt, No it is. 2519 01:56:12.600 --> 01:56:15.479 If it's wrong, If I get the money for attempting it, 2520 01:56:15.600 --> 01:56:19.119 I'll do it for like a million dollars, like the money, 2521 01:56:19.640 --> 01:56:21.720 get the money. You are like not completely attached. 2522 01:56:21.720 --> 01:56:23.760 I'd probably do it for less actually because like at 2523 01:56:23.760 --> 01:56:25.520 the end of the day, I'm like, at the end 2524 01:56:25.560 --> 01:56:27.760 of the day, like, look, if it's like life changing money, 2525 01:56:28.279 --> 01:56:29.520 like if it's an attempt, because like I. 2526 01:56:29.600 --> 01:56:31.920 Won't do so how much you could you suck a dick? 2527 01:56:32.239 --> 01:56:34.520 Not that that's different obvious, A lot of thing we'll see. 2528 01:56:34.560 --> 01:56:36.279 To me, it's this that's inherently. 2529 01:56:36.000 --> 01:56:40.119 Way the same, but probably less com Yeah, that is 2530 01:56:40.560 --> 01:56:45.039 the trade off between this that's actually way amount of here's. 2531 01:56:44.840 --> 01:56:47.319 The it's surely just the com it's not the sexual 2532 01:56:47.399 --> 01:56:47.800 nature of it. 2533 01:56:48.239 --> 01:56:51.199 Wait to come that bothers you, right, well, well, yeah, 2534 01:56:51.239 --> 01:56:53.800 come kind of grossing me first verse and foremost I'm 2535 01:56:53.840 --> 01:56:55.840 not grossed out by a brother. 2536 01:56:56.359 --> 01:56:57.880 That's it. That's when we got to end it. There 2537 01:56:58.239 --> 01:57:01.039 that's a perfect like it's the come that bothers you. 2538 01:57:01.560 --> 01:57:04.039 We're your facts, fucking ridiculous. 2539 01:57:04.319 --> 01:57:06.319 We're gonna, we're gonna there will be a cut now 2540 01:57:06.640 --> 01:57:09.159 and we're gonna we're gonna cut and then we're gonna 2541 01:57:09.199 --> 01:57:12.399 read our names in uh three two. 2542 01:57:13.239 --> 01:57:17.479 What's up, guys, it's your friendly neighborhood negroid. Uh. So 2543 01:57:17.720 --> 01:57:22.000 we didn't get to do the credits with Lyle and uh. 2544 01:57:22.199 --> 01:57:26.359 Also when we were gonna make it up, Uh, Chris's 2545 01:57:26.479 --> 01:57:30.520 apartment had some outlet issues and the electrician came way 2546 01:57:30.560 --> 01:57:32.840 too late. So it's at the point where I just 2547 01:57:32.880 --> 01:57:35.800 gotta do it myself. Read read the names, and then uh, 2548 01:57:36.039 --> 01:57:40.279 you know whatever, So UH apologize about that, but yeah, 2549 01:57:40.319 --> 01:57:43.479 I'm just gonna get through the list and then I'm 2550 01:57:43.520 --> 01:57:47.159 gonna go, I don't know, beat off or something. 2551 01:57:47.560 --> 01:57:52.359 All right, So we got uh these are the twenty 2552 01:57:52.359 --> 01:57:54.960 five dollars up people, so appreciate you off. You want 2553 01:57:55.000 --> 01:57:57.880 to join and get your name read and read something 2554 01:57:58.159 --> 01:58:02.840 or put something really stupid, that would be nice, all right? 2555 01:58:02.920 --> 01:58:06.279 So deleted evil Tom Sweeney says, I love the gays, 2556 01:58:06.399 --> 01:58:11.680 but they're not human. J R. Steak eater a nice 2557 01:58:12.439 --> 01:58:16.119 Yalon wesk I am going to kill the president with 2558 01:58:16.279 --> 01:58:22.159 a mortar U meg or morph Emma throwing big Bucks 2559 01:58:23.119 --> 01:58:27.760 appreciated Emma build Gundam model kits. I thought about that. 2560 01:58:27.920 --> 01:58:30.680 Actually, the people that I used to live with in Vegas, 2561 01:58:31.079 --> 01:58:32.800 one of them was really trying to get me invested. 2562 01:58:32.880 --> 01:58:36.079 But I kind of like I kind of fell off 2563 01:58:36.119 --> 01:58:40.159 of Gundam's all the way back. I don't know, like 2564 01:58:40.279 --> 01:58:43.520 my high school years. I kind of just whatever. There's 2565 01:58:43.560 --> 01:58:45.159 been so much stuff that's come out, and I'm just 2566 01:58:45.279 --> 01:58:46.840 so like, I just haven't caught up with. 2567 01:58:46.840 --> 01:58:47.159 Any of it. 2568 01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:52.760 Uh, my tart uncle used to molest you. Now that 2569 01:58:52.920 --> 01:58:57.720 he has locked in syndrome, I O d on rhino 2570 01:58:57.880 --> 01:58:59.960 pills and take my revenge every day. 2571 01:59:00.000 --> 01:59:01.159 Hey, that's insane. 2572 01:59:02.800 --> 01:59:09.880 The the goon globe glog gag Glab is gay as hell. 2573 01:59:11.840 --> 01:59:15.479 The goon glob gap Glab is gay as hell, and 2574 01:59:15.560 --> 01:59:22.079 then he changes his avatar to the Globgo stupid binging 2575 01:59:22.159 --> 01:59:27.119 on babies for breakfast, both baked and battered but best blended. 2576 01:59:27.880 --> 01:59:31.720 A lobster with human tits and penis large in parentheses, 2577 01:59:32.520 --> 01:59:37.840 yet cub making swings child and albino. Yeah, Coop, I 2578 01:59:37.920 --> 01:59:41.680 guess look up yes King SpongeBob on YouTube and play 2579 01:59:42.119 --> 01:59:46.119 the first shorts result. I guess we'll have to do 2580 01:59:46.199 --> 01:59:50.479 that next time we're in the studio. Berserker Braley, gap 2581 01:59:51.760 --> 01:59:56.399 gap shotting, gap shotting, Sweeney Oh, gap shot Okay, gotcha? 2582 01:59:57.319 --> 02:00:00.560 H snark Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali. Man, 2583 02:00:00.600 --> 02:00:03.920 I really want to do some type of I want 2584 02:00:03.920 --> 02:00:04.079 to do. 2585 02:00:04.119 --> 02:00:05.600 Some like outlandish live show. 2586 02:00:06.000 --> 02:00:08.760 We've talked about Australia and then we've talked about Japan now, 2587 02:00:09.239 --> 02:00:12.439 and I would really like the idea of the prospect 2588 02:00:12.520 --> 02:00:17.800 of somebody who is a venue owner or a promoter 2589 02:00:18.520 --> 02:00:23.880 in one of those respective countries to email us at 2590 02:00:23.920 --> 02:00:25.960 snark Tank team at gmail dot com so we can 2591 02:00:26.039 --> 02:00:29.159 actually set up something insane, something that we you know, 2592 02:00:29.199 --> 02:00:32.279 we should probably have a show in the LA area first, 2593 02:00:33.640 --> 02:00:34.640 but fuck it, I. 2594 02:00:34.680 --> 02:00:38.279 Want to go all out. Uh. Man, I hope you 2595 02:00:38.319 --> 02:00:39.279 guys don't hear the banging. 2596 02:00:39.359 --> 02:00:43.000 There's people on our roofs doing roof stuff. I guess 2597 02:00:43.079 --> 02:00:45.079 it sounds like they're just running like assholes, but I 2598 02:00:45.119 --> 02:00:48.600 don't know. See snark Tank Okay, alright, read that? Hey baby, 2599 02:00:49.039 --> 02:00:49.920 are you being Shapiro? 2600 02:00:50.000 --> 02:00:54.119 Because I want to fuck your sister, Nice, I'm awesomeistic, 2601 02:00:54.680 --> 02:00:57.880 put donuts on my cock, my goo shooter, the truth, 2602 02:00:58.359 --> 02:01:02.760 you can't handle it. The Purple Warrior, I bite children, 2603 02:01:03.159 --> 02:01:10.960 calling retards the inhibited nice domination. Vaughn of the dread 2604 02:01:11.479 --> 02:01:18.159 special Needs Goblinoid Derek is innocent, hashtag free him, round 2605 02:01:18.199 --> 02:01:23.920 eyed magyard, Asian and desperate need of yellow representation on 2606 02:01:24.000 --> 02:01:28.159 this podcast, Bully Justin Wang or Michael reeves into coming 2607 02:01:28.239 --> 02:01:33.039 on if Justin will definitely do it if he's in town, 2608 02:01:33.760 --> 02:01:35.439 but I don't know when's the last time he's actually 2609 02:01:35.479 --> 02:01:36.479 been in the LA area. 2610 02:01:36.520 --> 02:01:40.119 I know he's you would usually come to record new music. 2611 02:01:40.760 --> 02:01:42.840 But I'll send him a message and say, hey, like, 2612 02:01:43.319 --> 02:01:47.399 come stop by next time you're in town. I have 2613 02:01:47.479 --> 02:01:49.479 a feeling that, but yeah, yeah, we get exammations on 2614 02:01:49.520 --> 02:01:51.920 actually completely agree with that. I have a feeling that 2615 02:01:52.039 --> 02:01:54.279 white men are worse than white women. I mean, I 2616 02:01:54.359 --> 02:01:58.279 guess that's I think that's subjectively true. Pee wee Herman 2617 02:01:58.359 --> 02:01:59.760 yelling cyanur nigga. 2618 02:02:00.239 --> 02:02:03.359 That's actually syn or nigga. 2619 02:02:03.520 --> 02:02:07.039 Yeah, that actually that works, I can hear it. Big boobies, 2620 02:02:07.079 --> 02:02:13.600 Titanic titties, jumbo jugs, calcium cannons straight up massive milkers, Amen, Hassan. 2621 02:02:13.720 --> 02:02:18.359 Looks like someone took a dup low figure and put 2622 02:02:18.399 --> 02:02:21.960 a lego head on it. Yeah, that works at Lee 2623 02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:26.119 Harvey Lion lying in wait, that's what's up, dude. I 2624 02:02:26.239 --> 02:02:28.720 was just thinking about Lee Harley Lion today for I 2625 02:02:28.800 --> 02:02:33.000 don't remember why, but yeah, suing my ex boyfriend for 2626 02:02:33.039 --> 02:02:37.159 a custody of our friends. My dick is hard, my 2627 02:02:37.319 --> 02:02:41.000 balls are numb, sippin' in my ass. 2628 02:02:41.159 --> 02:02:42.479 And fill with you. 2629 02:02:44.119 --> 02:02:47.279 Getting murdered by the entire United States Military because some 2630 02:02:47.560 --> 02:02:51.520 dog used to work at the White House, Cobain pov. 2631 02:02:52.399 --> 02:02:56.319 Have you watched Sound of Fury on Netflix? Now Death 2632 02:02:56.720 --> 02:03:00.199 just death Jack, the world's fastest Maori knocked turned and 2633 02:03:00.319 --> 02:03:02.680 has some of the worst designs I've ever seen. I 2634 02:03:03.079 --> 02:03:05.640 think it looks whatever, Like I said, Ali car looks 2635 02:03:05.640 --> 02:03:10.560 weird to me obviously, but whatever, mister fabtastic and I 2636 02:03:10.680 --> 02:03:12.640 mean I need to watch it again too, maybe mister 2637 02:03:12.680 --> 02:03:16.920 faptastic and the fantastic foursome nice gay, I am cock 2638 02:03:17.720 --> 02:03:19.319 me like a gay sex man. 2639 02:03:19.800 --> 02:03:22.680 Gay. I am cock me like that doesn't even fit. 2640 02:03:24.039 --> 02:03:27.600 Cock me like a gay sex man. Chris Gay come 2641 02:03:28.119 --> 02:03:32.560 big meat. He steaks, gooner kill by men who towerk Andy, 2642 02:03:32.640 --> 02:03:34.640 the man whose handies are now back to stire and 2643 02:03:34.720 --> 02:03:39.159 forever Dandy sex gifts getting injected with ten c seeds 2644 02:03:39.239 --> 02:03:43.199 of bleach because it was Nurse Kingston who read my chart. 2645 02:03:43.479 --> 02:03:46.600 Nice. I live in Texas. Ain't going to Vegas to 2646 02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:50.720 eat roadhouse. Absolute horse piss in a chilled. 2647 02:03:50.479 --> 02:03:55.319 Glass sounds delicious. The in game currency call the in 2648 02:03:55.439 --> 02:03:58.039 game currency and call of duty is called CP gigs. 2649 02:03:58.359 --> 02:04:00.319 Derek looks like Frankly. 2650 02:04:00.079 --> 02:04:00.600 In the Turtle. 2651 02:04:00.640 --> 02:04:03.279 Holy fuck, I haven't heard I have forgot about Franklin. 2652 02:04:05.199 --> 02:04:07.479 I completely forgot about I haven't heard about Franklin in 2653 02:04:07.479 --> 02:04:11.039 a minute. Chris is built like a fourth grader. 2654 02:04:12.159 --> 02:04:12.479 Facts. 2655 02:04:13.039 --> 02:04:15.760 I'm best at what I do, and what I do 2656 02:04:16.119 --> 02:04:19.880 is very gay. Black squid word more like N word. Yeah, 2657 02:04:20.039 --> 02:04:28.279 classic goopcalyptus, Wow, Vaggots and Gods, GUSA featuring Ydolf Hitler, 2658 02:04:28.520 --> 02:04:33.840 Goddamn Kevin Durant's feet, doctor Man Love or how I 2659 02:04:34.000 --> 02:04:36.479 learned to stop worrying and love the cock? 2660 02:04:37.159 --> 02:04:37.479 Fuck you. 2661 02:04:37.640 --> 02:04:42.840 I'm paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants. I'm waiting 2662 02:04:42.880 --> 02:04:49.159 for Elon and Trump to be blood Eagle. That shit 2663 02:04:49.239 --> 02:04:53.760 would make my my foullus bust all over the place, 2664 02:04:54.359 --> 02:04:57.600 fuck faced unstoppable. When you read the Patreon names, howard 2665 02:04:57.640 --> 02:05:00.520 are they ordered by oldest member, money don't donated, or 2666 02:05:00.680 --> 02:05:03.840 most gayest cardboard underscore pie. 2667 02:05:05.760 --> 02:05:06.680 I think it's by. 2668 02:05:08.079 --> 02:05:08.239 Uh. 2669 02:05:09.760 --> 02:05:13.239 I think it's by most or least lesbian. I think 2670 02:05:13.279 --> 02:05:18.399 that's the actual the box that you check. So I 2671 02:05:18.479 --> 02:05:21.920 actually have no idea what the the criteria is for 2672 02:05:22.079 --> 02:05:27.359 the for the order, I'm assuming oldest, newest, oldest. I'm 2673 02:05:27.399 --> 02:05:29.680 assuming it's newest oldest. That's That's just the only thing 2674 02:05:29.720 --> 02:05:34.880 I can think of. Where was I spun Befutter's Jollie 2675 02:05:34.880 --> 02:05:38.439 old Dipsha The Ace of Parades definitive Top five Black 2676 02:05:38.520 --> 02:05:42.840 people one Lebron two Keith David three future for Tim 2677 02:05:42.920 --> 02:05:50.960 Duncan five Sweeney. Well, this is very uh, it's very 2678 02:05:51.039 --> 02:05:51.840 biased towards the. 2679 02:05:51.960 --> 02:05:56.000 NBA and not even like you'd put in. 2680 02:05:57.159 --> 02:05:59.800 I mean, Tim Duncan is kind of just doesn't do 2681 02:06:00.039 --> 02:06:03.960 anything right, like great basketball player, but like off court 2682 02:06:04.640 --> 02:06:06.640 don't well if I literally don't see him ever or 2683 02:06:06.720 --> 02:06:11.000 say anything. And uh, having Sweeten with all of them 2684 02:06:11.279 --> 02:06:15.319 is great, That's hilarious. Hunky for cummy ummies feed me 2685 02:06:15.760 --> 02:06:22.199 chrissy pooh oh wow, this is nigga, I guess instead 2686 02:06:22.239 --> 02:06:26.319 of Sparta, head on down to stark tank dot shop 2687 02:06:26.439 --> 02:06:29.600 to pick up your our new scumbag cum rags. The 2688 02:06:29.640 --> 02:06:33.960 best way to wipe that wipe up that gross shit. Yeah, 2689 02:06:34.000 --> 02:06:38.119 the crimson cock peepee top. They come run instead as 2690 02:06:38.159 --> 02:06:41.359 easy top peepee top. They come running just as fast 2691 02:06:41.399 --> 02:06:44.840 as they can. Because every guy's crazy about a sharp 2692 02:06:44.920 --> 02:06:51.119 dick man. That's stupid, but there's something there, Dan Dan Dan, 2693 02:06:51.239 --> 02:06:56.319 a dan sucking cock. I don't know, sitting in a 2694 02:06:56.560 --> 02:07:00.560 gatorade bottle. Oh shitting sorry, excuse me, shitting a game bottle? 2695 02:07:00.880 --> 02:07:05.399 Still sin wouldst thou be gay to fornicate with a 2696 02:07:05.479 --> 02:07:09.640 Republican male, for they are not mow than giant pussies? 2697 02:07:10.560 --> 02:07:13.399 Oh yeah, I said on and spirit it's not gay, 2698 02:07:14.199 --> 02:07:14.760 but uh you. 2699 02:07:14.800 --> 02:07:17.239 Know on paper it's it's still gay, you know. 2700 02:07:18.159 --> 02:07:21.680 Auxiliary enjoyer Smitch of the kid Vivic didn't say anything 2701 02:07:21.720 --> 02:07:26.399 when I told I wouldn't vote. We're gonna say, okay, 2702 02:07:26.760 --> 02:07:30.600 she pipedan on my pipa ITCHI bond cusca uh post 2703 02:07:30.720 --> 02:07:36.279 clarity nut. That's that's it's dangerous man, because like it's 2704 02:07:36.359 --> 02:07:39.239 just you go from being a complete fucking villain that 2705 02:07:39.319 --> 02:07:42.760 you go from being like the like a demon just 2706 02:07:42.880 --> 02:07:47.239 forgetting about everything, and then like afterwards you're like, what 2707 02:07:48.279 --> 02:07:52.439 it's like, it's literally Doctor I'm assuming that Doctor Jekyll 2708 02:07:52.640 --> 02:07:57.680 and mister Hyde is a allegory for just you know, 2709 02:07:58.880 --> 02:08:00.960 mid goon and the post nutclarity. 2710 02:08:01.880 --> 02:08:02.000 Uh. 2711 02:08:02.319 --> 02:08:08.000 Let's see scrow toward the ball bearian he hunts cock 2712 02:08:08.680 --> 02:08:13.399 Star coffee, deporting my come to the unconscious ice agent's face. Yoush. 2713 02:08:14.479 --> 02:08:17.279 If we go to New York, maybe we'll find a 2714 02:08:17.359 --> 02:08:21.600 way to beat him, Derek suggested no. Chris said, oh, oh, 2715 02:08:21.680 --> 02:08:24.840 I see this is the thing. I guess Chris will 2716 02:08:24.840 --> 02:08:26.359 have to read this again, but I'll do it too. 2717 02:08:26.760 --> 02:08:29.000 Let me let me get a clear one though. If 2718 02:08:29.079 --> 02:08:31.439 we go to New York, maybe we'll find a way 2719 02:08:31.479 --> 02:08:34.680 to beat him. Derek suggested, no, said Chris. 2720 02:08:35.159 --> 02:08:35.520 Why not? 2721 02:08:35.760 --> 02:08:40.199 Sween asked Craig the Canadian. I've been writing questions with 2722 02:08:40.279 --> 02:08:49.520 proper grammic. Oh wow, proper grammar and punctuation for years. Well, yeah, 2723 02:08:50.119 --> 02:08:52.800 I guess the joke is you're not. It's your boy, 2724 02:08:52.920 --> 02:08:56.359 Shawne d Major minority Snark Tank fans are now homeless 2725 02:08:56.439 --> 02:09:00.640 and supported Big Facts Cerberus Agent two sixty seven. Wouldn't 2726 02:09:00.640 --> 02:09:03.920 it be funny if Trump considered naming Greenland as Red, White, 2727 02:09:04.000 --> 02:09:06.840 and Blue Land. That would be crazy, wouldn't it. I 2728 02:09:07.560 --> 02:09:10.600 mean it, No, it wouldn't be crazy at all. Actually, 2729 02:09:10.800 --> 02:09:15.239 it would be stupid and very believable. Did any party 2730 02:09:15.319 --> 02:09:18.840 one Epstein Island catered by Jared Fogel and bartendered by 2731 02:09:18.880 --> 02:09:21.680 Bill Cosby. It's so crazy every time I think about, like, 2732 02:09:21.760 --> 02:09:23.520 so you have the Epstein and Jared Fogel in the 2733 02:09:23.560 --> 02:09:28.319 same sentence one of my I have a an account 2734 02:09:28.439 --> 02:09:33.800 in my in my Raid Shadow Legends clan name Epstein Fogel, 2735 02:09:34.119 --> 02:09:35.960 and I always wonder what people think when they see 2736 02:09:35.960 --> 02:09:39.439 all the all the user names, and yeah, shout out 2737 02:09:39.479 --> 02:09:41.920 to that one one of our one of our listeners 2738 02:09:41.960 --> 02:09:43.960 that actually joined my klan recently. 2739 02:09:44.720 --> 02:09:47.159 And yeah, we don't really do much with it. 2740 02:09:47.960 --> 02:09:50.800 I'm not a compart I don't fucking do PvP or 2741 02:09:50.840 --> 02:09:52.880 I don't really compete and don't give a shit, especially 2742 02:09:52.920 --> 02:09:56.479 in a gotcha game like I'm not retarded, uh, but 2743 02:09:56.880 --> 02:09:59.479 good mechanics man like I swear by it. Raid Shadow 2744 02:09:59.520 --> 02:10:03.960 Legends has fucking excellent turn based mechanics, and I know 2745 02:10:04.159 --> 02:10:08.159 most people uh won't get to experience that because of 2746 02:10:08.239 --> 02:10:11.359 all the negative shit surrounding it, which is completely understandable 2747 02:10:11.359 --> 02:10:14.960 because it's still fucked up, Like gotcha mechanics just suck, man, 2748 02:10:15.960 --> 02:10:18.079 Like this is a slow burn shit if you want 2749 02:10:18.119 --> 02:10:20.920 to enjoy this game, like on the levels of like 2750 02:10:21.039 --> 02:10:23.880 free to play, like what, I've been playing this game 2751 02:10:23.960 --> 02:10:27.239 for fucking like five years now or something or longer almost, 2752 02:10:27.920 --> 02:10:30.640 and like my account's pretty great, but I literally can't 2753 02:10:30.640 --> 02:10:32.439 compete with anyone if I wanted to, like on the 2754 02:10:32.479 --> 02:10:33.840 top people that I've been playing as long as me, 2755 02:10:34.239 --> 02:10:37.159 because I don't spend thousands of dollars on this fucking game. 2756 02:10:37.199 --> 02:10:37.720 It's insane. 2757 02:10:38.079 --> 02:10:41.479 I literally just saw somebody that was given away account 2758 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:44.520 that he he, he put a million dollars into that, 2759 02:10:44.960 --> 02:10:47.600 and I'm just like this, the fucking people are so insane, 2760 02:10:48.560 --> 02:10:51.840 Like fuck, anyway, let me get back to where the 2761 02:10:51.920 --> 02:10:56.079 fuck I was. Okay, Billy j Armstrong, Jay z Tayzundate, 2762 02:10:57.119 --> 02:11:02.640 Danny and Grant McDonald having a conversation very cool three xisode, 2763 02:11:02.680 --> 02:11:05.920 chugging a two liter coke, swallowing three mintos like pills, 2764 02:11:05.960 --> 02:11:09.840 and doing ten jumping jacks, nice punching Nazis through swens 2765 02:11:10.800 --> 02:11:14.239 tooth gap Sweeney's improv class, where the first course is 2766 02:11:14.319 --> 02:11:17.880 called my second favorite n word, very nice, slurping stroke 2767 02:11:17.960 --> 02:11:23.479 and smoking joking. We're getting through these guys, uh emoticons 2768 02:11:23.520 --> 02:11:25.800 going like this, and he's pointing in a certain direction. 2769 02:11:25.960 --> 02:11:29.359 Drip inmates, Lord of all drip wha. Your name can't beat, 2770 02:11:29.600 --> 02:11:32.479 your name, can't contain special characters. Shut the fuck up, Patreon, 2771 02:11:32.560 --> 02:11:35.520 fuck you yeah, and that gay Obi want you blow 2772 02:11:35.600 --> 02:11:38.720 me waiting for the swen hunting tear. I want his 2773 02:11:39.079 --> 02:11:47.279 pelt Krimlin, the grimlin fucking squirrel squirrels, uh uh what oh? 2774 02:11:47.439 --> 02:11:51.039 And I forget the ampersand stupid fucking ampersand like, okay, 2775 02:11:51.479 --> 02:11:53.960 it's showing the end, and it's showing the amp fucking 2776 02:11:54.039 --> 02:11:57.359 semi colon totally threw me off, fucking square girl and 2777 02:11:57.640 --> 02:12:02.560 leaving two condoms in her. Brain Griffin, It's just brain Griffin, 2778 02:12:02.680 --> 02:12:06.920 not even Brian brain. It's a fucking brain Griffin is 2779 02:12:06.960 --> 02:12:09.840 so much better, though, Brain Griffin singing, never gonna give 2780 02:12:09.840 --> 02:12:14.119 you up, Jarvis, take me off. Epstein's Black Book. Now 2781 02:12:14.239 --> 02:12:19.199 presenting our special guest, Molesto the Clown Hulk voice, Hulk Gape, 2782 02:12:19.560 --> 02:12:26.840 Little claw Man Wolverine voice, Ah shit bub yeah, that's 2783 02:12:26.920 --> 02:12:29.520 exactly what would happened. That was like, and I think 2784 02:12:29.560 --> 02:12:35.039 a old man logan, uh when he like fucking I 2785 02:12:35.079 --> 02:12:37.880 think a hulk tore them to pieces. I can't remember. 2786 02:12:37.880 --> 02:12:40.960 I haven't read that shit in so long? How long 2787 02:12:40.960 --> 02:12:43.640 ago the old man logan come out? I don't even 2788 02:12:43.680 --> 02:12:46.079 read comics anymore. Man, It's just it's not even because 2789 02:12:46.079 --> 02:12:49.319 I don't like him. It's just I can't multitask while 2790 02:12:49.399 --> 02:12:51.840 reading stuff. So now I'm fucking a slave to audio 2791 02:12:51.960 --> 02:12:55.520 books and audio shit, so I can also do other things, 2792 02:12:56.000 --> 02:12:58.359 so like comics, I'm like, yeah, whatever, I can't fucking 2793 02:12:58.680 --> 02:13:03.560 also play a video game on reading anyway. Uh waite 2794 02:13:03.560 --> 02:13:08.680 sleay f three Green Goblin voice The Shane of Swain's 2795 02:13:08.800 --> 02:13:15.359 Pain is green from banging Marlene. That wasn't a good one, sorry, guys. 2796 02:13:15.560 --> 02:13:19.399 The Puppini Bros. Present Gordon Ramsey cleaning asmen Gold's Room ASMR. 2797 02:13:19.760 --> 02:13:25.159 Good luck, donk Donkerson the Colon Swinging Slasher. My villain 2798 02:13:25.239 --> 02:13:27.359 arc has begun. Some asshole in New York got my 2799 02:13:27.479 --> 02:13:31.760 debit card number and spent hundreds on poor. I will 2800 02:13:31.840 --> 02:13:34.159 find him well, hopefully have a good bank, and they'll 2801 02:13:34.199 --> 02:13:37.319 just refund you. No problem, because I've had I've had 2802 02:13:38.039 --> 02:13:42.279 fraudulent charges and I've luckily everything has been refunded with 2803 02:13:42.359 --> 02:13:46.039 no fucking hassle. But it was also shitty since Elon 2804 02:13:46.159 --> 02:13:49.760 Musk is getting rid of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. 2805 02:13:50.640 --> 02:13:52.960 If you had a problem, you would be able to 2806 02:13:53.000 --> 02:13:54.319 reach out to them when they would take care of it, 2807 02:13:54.399 --> 02:13:59.640 but not anymore. So get on that fucking asshole PB, Derek. 2808 02:13:59.720 --> 02:14:04.640 When is the review of all your alphabetically played games coming? 2809 02:14:06.920 --> 02:14:07.119 Man? 2810 02:14:07.199 --> 02:14:09.319 I took a long pause. I don't even remember where 2811 02:14:09.359 --> 02:14:12.680 I stopped. Oh, I stopped at an IM because I 2812 02:14:12.800 --> 02:14:16.880 never beat Metal Gear five, and so I started playing 2813 02:14:16.960 --> 02:14:21.359 through it and I got distracted. I don't even I'm 2814 02:14:21.399 --> 02:14:23.199 really not even playing games right now. I've just been 2815 02:14:23.239 --> 02:14:24.520 writing like a bunch of music. 2816 02:14:25.359 --> 02:14:28.319 So when I get to the bottom, because the thing is, 2817 02:14:28.399 --> 02:14:31.279 I'm not even abandon the thing because I've already kind 2818 02:14:31.279 --> 02:14:34.039 of learned the lesson that I was trying to do 2819 02:14:34.600 --> 02:14:36.960 that I'm buying way too many fucking games. Sure they're 2820 02:14:37.079 --> 02:14:40.319 like five dollars or two dollars or super great deal, 2821 02:14:40.399 --> 02:14:43.439 so it just stacks up. But most of these games, 2822 02:14:44.159 --> 02:14:48.600 I'm not interested enough to finish them. And sure, I 2823 02:14:48.640 --> 02:14:50.479 guess it's worth the money that I bought, you know, 2824 02:14:51.159 --> 02:14:53.439 but it's just one of those things that like, I 2825 02:14:53.520 --> 02:14:56.159 don't need to buy that much stuff because really my 2826 02:14:56.319 --> 02:14:58.920 thought process is I keep going back to like wanting 2827 02:14:59.000 --> 02:15:03.920 to play Skyrim or Balder's Gate three, or there's just 2828 02:15:03.960 --> 02:15:05.960 certain older games that I just want to play, and 2829 02:15:06.239 --> 02:15:10.279 I'm thinking that's totally fine, Like why do I need 2830 02:15:10.359 --> 02:15:13.159 to fucking buy everything I'm interested in? It's actually just 2831 02:15:13.239 --> 02:15:15.840 really think about it. But yeah, we'll see what happens. 2832 02:15:16.520 --> 02:15:19.600 Where are we at? Hey? What the fuck? What happened 2833 02:15:19.600 --> 02:15:20.119 to my thing? Oh? 2834 02:15:20.159 --> 02:15:23.680 Here it is okay, Chris, I hear Gollum maxing with 2835 02:15:23.920 --> 02:15:27.199 found rings. Yeah, cumface, it's like clay face, but well, 2836 02:15:27.279 --> 02:15:31.119 you know, maybe fishy making my daily deposit in the 2837 02:15:31.239 --> 02:15:34.560 cum drawer. Tom Sweeney is a sweet and beautiful angel. 2838 02:15:34.800 --> 02:15:37.600 Oh well, hey, there you go find some positive fucking 2839 02:15:38.119 --> 02:15:43.399 affirmations for Sweeney for once. John Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine. 2840 02:15:43.680 --> 02:15:50.079 My left ball, Hank's lower left Ballhank's lower club president. 2841 02:15:50.199 --> 02:15:55.359 That's big facts. First hurts of Keith David currently playing 2842 02:15:55.439 --> 02:16:04.279 and enjoying Condom King Deliveries us stupid. That's so dumb sho. 2843 02:16:04.319 --> 02:16:07.520 Didn't it at least be Kingdom come with cum or something. 2844 02:16:08.239 --> 02:16:11.439 But Condom King Deliveries too is kind of funny. That's funny. 2845 02:16:13.239 --> 02:16:16.720 Jamar from Afar Hey Fellas, I found the seven Dragon 2846 02:16:16.760 --> 02:16:20.359 Balls the pre Rise Blake eight ninety six. 2847 02:16:20.479 --> 02:16:22.039 Who do you think you are? 2848 02:16:22.159 --> 02:16:28.720 I am the slob cock, the slob cock gab gallab nice. 2849 02:16:30.000 --> 02:16:35.159 Uh do you think Brian Thomps's last words were, wah 2850 02:16:35.479 --> 02:16:38.680 got stuck in snow for two weeks, was a bit cold. 2851 02:16:38.760 --> 02:16:39.360 It's stupid. 2852 02:16:39.719 --> 02:16:42.639 Jared Fogel using Doc Brown's time machine to molest himself 2853 02:16:42.639 --> 02:16:45.440 as a job. I love that Texas State of Salad shot. 2854 02:16:45.559 --> 02:16:51.120 Young Sheldon says, watch common side Effects. Stupid cold dissack 2855 02:16:51.440 --> 02:16:55.600 your hair for the wedding. That's crazy. 2856 02:16:56.239 --> 02:16:57.959 Ah man, Yeah, I gotta read that. We gotta read 2857 02:16:57.959 --> 02:17:00.440 that shit again, and we're gonna force we need to 2858 02:17:00.520 --> 02:17:04.600 cold A sack? Is his cold a sack? Did? I 2859 02:17:05.440 --> 02:17:08.879 I am insane? Cold a sack? You're here for the wedding? 2860 02:17:09.200 --> 02:17:09.879 Nikki Ziggy. 2861 02:17:10.959 --> 02:17:14.319 For some reason, in my brain, nutsack was in there, 2862 02:17:15.319 --> 02:17:17.120 so it was like cold a sack your nutsack. 2863 02:17:18.000 --> 02:17:21.520 It's just not a bad idea either. Sixty Shades of 2864 02:17:21.559 --> 02:17:26.079 Gay the Quartering exploring his new sewer layer after being 2865 02:17:26.200 --> 02:17:30.959 flushed down his pistrain. I love that. Christopher Colon Bust 2866 02:17:31.760 --> 02:17:36.479 the Wompa fruits are laced with estrogen crash, nice fuck 2867 02:17:36.799 --> 02:17:41.200 ticket meister, Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly Brave Dog the Baby 2868 02:17:41.280 --> 02:17:45.159 Hunter Etheria needs help lowering his weapon, and Halo three 2869 02:17:45.639 --> 02:17:48.239 Orange Man Hunter Nae from we only got a couple 2870 02:17:48.319 --> 02:17:51.799 more men Molifus won and rounding out the list. Here 2871 02:17:51.879 --> 02:17:53.440 we go, Baby the King. 2872 02:17:56.000 --> 02:17:59.719 Of Haphazard. Yeah, so okay, somebody asked, uh, let me 2873 02:17:59.760 --> 02:18:03.719 see what's the order of these, so. 2874 02:18:04.159 --> 02:18:09.079 January, let me see what the fuck? Why isn't it 2875 02:18:09.120 --> 02:18:13.440 show on the first page. It's sick. That's really cool. 2876 02:18:14.040 --> 02:18:17.959 That's really cool because if you go on the last page, 2877 02:18:18.079 --> 02:18:20.760 it has a whole like it shows everything in the 2878 02:18:20.840 --> 02:18:26.040 columns like lifetime pledge, joined date and all this stuff 2879 02:18:26.120 --> 02:18:31.079 in the very last page. I'm assuming because it's some 2880 02:18:31.239 --> 02:18:33.559 people that I guess they joined when we first launched 2881 02:18:33.559 --> 02:18:36.120 the Patreon back in twenty twenty, so it has to 2882 02:18:36.200 --> 02:18:39.319 be that by oldest to news. But yeah, appreciate you 2883 02:18:39.360 --> 02:18:42.000 all for being a part of this, Like it's crazy, 2884 02:18:42.239 --> 02:18:45.760 it's uh and the Patreon keeps growing. I mean tell 2885 02:18:45.799 --> 02:18:48.879 your people, man, especially uh, We've got some pretty cool 2886 02:18:48.920 --> 02:18:51.319 extra amos on there that you know, it's exclusive to 2887 02:18:52.079 --> 02:18:54.680 the five dollars tier. So but yeah, thank you guys, 2888 02:18:54.799 --> 02:18:58.879 Like seriously, this is fucking awesome. And hey, man, let 2889 02:18:59.000 --> 02:19:01.159 us know, let us know what else we can do 2890 02:19:01.239 --> 02:19:04.200 to improve the show. You know, we want to grow 2891 02:19:04.319 --> 02:19:08.680 up more and then do live shows and also just 2892 02:19:08.760 --> 02:19:12.719 you know, just try to fucking make motherfuckers laugh when 2893 02:19:13.520 --> 02:19:15.440 ship in this country is dumb as fuck. 2894 02:19:17.040 --> 02:19:18.040 All right, take care, guys,