Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach your day's glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray Gods, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sweety.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some glazing glory. Welcome.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody eats Episode three hundred the Smart Tank. Hey,
Speaker 3: it's me, it's it's him, it's that, and it's Lyle. Hey,
Speaker 3: Lyle's joining us for episode three hundred.
Speaker 2: I'm here for this important milestone. You know, when I
Speaker 2: when I helped build this podcast from the ground, I said,
Speaker 2: one day it's gonna make it to episode three hundred,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna finally go on tell the world my story.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was there, like when he pitched, when he
Speaker 3: pitched this show to me and then I stole it
Speaker 3: from under him.
Speaker 1: He said, let's have a let's have another fucking podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you zucker berg me out of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but we're good now, we've patched things out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Yeah, it's a historic it's a historic moment.
Speaker 3: Well, how's everybody doing. It's been I feel like I
Speaker 3: was actually checking. I think you were a last on
Speaker 3: the show. Episode seventy five, which is hilarious. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: like an insane amount of episodes.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's that's you've recorded. Maybe too many, I
Speaker 2: would say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree. Yeah, this is the last one.
Speaker 1: Actually good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing We're doing Snark Tank two after this
Speaker 4: actually quite literally. Oh yeah this sequel, Yeah, we're done,
Speaker 4: or second season. We're gonna do Snark Take season two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then you already got the next title
Speaker 1: line up exactly. Yeah, it's perfect. That's great. Oh man,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh this suck. I gotta Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, I so funny story I was Chris said, oh,
Speaker 2: I dropped my microphone on the floor and broke it
Speaker 2: into a million pieces. So I had to bring this.
Speaker 2: I was like walking down the street with it, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, they all know I'm going.
Speaker 1: To a podcast. I feel like people recognize this microphone now, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the podcast mic.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It annoys me.
Speaker 5: But the problem is, I guess it's not a problem.
Speaker 5: But it is a good mic though. So it's not
Speaker 5: like just like, oh, you can choose any mic, because
Speaker 5: I have many different mics, and if you want to
Speaker 5: just not mix as well, right, you just.
Speaker 2: You just it it hides the room a little better
Speaker 2: than most. Yes, it's a good podcast. Mic, it works.
Speaker 1: It is unfortunate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, there's a part of me I
Speaker 2: felt like a piece of meat our podcast.
Speaker 4: There is a like a breed out under attack. Are
Speaker 4: we like a are we like too.
Speaker 1: Many of us?
Speaker 3: There's way too many. I mean even this is arguably
Speaker 3: something that should not be done. It just works for
Speaker 3: some reason, and so there's no reason not to do it.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, I feel like when we did not
Speaker 4: enough podcasts are like useful. You know a lot of
Speaker 4: them are like you when you hear and I'm sorry
Speaker 4: about a woman getting ripped in half by a fucking
Speaker 4: Mulgarian boy.
Speaker 1: It's like, useful is a crazy thing. It's like, we're
Speaker 1: absolutely not useful in any way. Yeah, I know, I've never.
Speaker 2: Said it might as well be like mining crypto right now?
Speaker 2: For sometimes, why are we?
Speaker 1: Why are we not? Like we should have like a
Speaker 1: fucking fifty ninety in the middle of the table that
Speaker 1: fucking go go go go.
Speaker 2: And like a tree that we watched like die like
Speaker 2: a little little fonds.
Speaker 1: Just slowly. We're gonna a crypto mining show, I think
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't want to mind. I would love, but like
Speaker 4: I'll be here like I'm not.
Speaker 1: Gonna Why don't you want to mind? I want to.
Speaker 4: I want to stand against it, like morally, but also
Speaker 4: at the same time, if it's fun in any remote.
Speaker 5: Way, I'll be just say just say that you're against
Speaker 5: it while it's literally happening.
Speaker 4: I hate mining crypto as I buy another Tesla, as
Speaker 4: I buy a Tesla, the crass into my Tesla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still don't.
Speaker 3: I still am not fully aware of like how that
Speaker 3: even works, Like yeah, like tell me about like, oh
Speaker 3: you need It's like it's using graphics cards and.
Speaker 2: I could explain it to you, but I don't think
Speaker 2: anyone wants to.
Speaker 3: I'm not even asking for I'm just I'm just constantly
Speaker 3: explaining that I will never.
Speaker 2: If you know what mining crypto, how it's done, write
Speaker 2: out that comment and then like time yourself and see
Speaker 2: how long that took you, and just that you're never
Speaker 2: getting that back.
Speaker 1: Don't post it. Don't post it.
Speaker 4: Just don't post, don't do all the and then let
Speaker 4: it endway.
Speaker 2: It'll be cathartic. It'll be like like letting the second
Speaker 2: Sophie's choice, baby.
Speaker 1: Go exactly I ever thought about Sophie's choice, and fucking
Speaker 1: forever either is she She's been a lot happier since that.
Speaker 1: Was that another thing that you thought was like a sitcom?
Speaker 4: Look, dude, you know the story, this story about how
Speaker 4: like I went to went to a girl's house to
Speaker 4: watch and I thought it was gonna be like a
Speaker 4: little black Book movie, like a rom com.
Speaker 1: Well the Notebook.
Speaker 4: Yes, I thought it was gonna be like fifty first
Speaker 4: dates or something that was like like crazy.
Speaker 1: Thinking National Lampoon Bulls. Exactly did you her at the
Speaker 1: end of it? Absolutely not. I was not.
Speaker 4: I was not present after that. I was like, whoa man?
Speaker 4: Did she want to fuck?
Speaker 1: She might have thought that was going that way? You
Speaker 1: know exactly what she was doing all those Jews. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. I'm thinking about the at least eight
Speaker 1: thousand Jews that.
Speaker 5: Died, and that's fucking if she said that's a good
Speaker 5: surface number, Like we start there and then we expand
Speaker 5: from there.
Speaker 1: Right, what are you saying?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like, like I don't like, I'm not
Speaker 4: saying that like three million what didn't happen?
Speaker 1: But it sounded the big number.
Speaker 4: Why God, it's gidding not didn't happen?
Speaker 1: Really, we should We've reorganized this show. A couple of times.
Speaker 3: You have been sitting next to me for like a
Speaker 3: little I think we should move you back to that side.
Speaker 1: Just be on the same side as this. Okay, they
Speaker 1: don't want to be in frame when I'm saying something
Speaker 1: like that's exactly the reason. That's very smart. I think.
Speaker 4: I think very smart that tragedies don't have to make
Speaker 4: it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's okay, but listen, Hey.
Speaker 4: I've had conversations with my uncles about it like that,
Speaker 4: and I'm being like, can you stop saying this out loud?
Speaker 1: And your uncles? What are your uncle's doing? They're fucking
Speaker 1: five percenters of course, So I'm like, hey, stop, five percentage?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 4: Twelve like thirteenth tribe of Israel Black people that are
Speaker 4: like really, they're just crazy.
Speaker 1: You feel like five percentage is a terrible name for
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: It's like very people that understand the mind, the knowledge
Speaker 4: of self, and the power of the side.
Speaker 2: It's it's just like that thing where they think they're aliens.
Speaker 2: Is that you're talking about it.
Speaker 5: Before? So crazy dude, like just I love those guys though,
Speaker 5: like you ever see them? Have you ever encountered any
Speaker 5: public No?
Speaker 1: No, they don't have them here. I'm pretty sure. Well
Speaker 1: they have like versions, like there's people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're very, very very He's a four and a
Speaker 4: half percenter.
Speaker 1: There's different skews.
Speaker 5: There are five percenter like we should we should go
Speaker 5: a cruise down to South Central.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to talk to them. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't have to talk to them, you just hear
Speaker 1: them out. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like it because what happens that they talk
Speaker 4: with such conviction. It starts to kwame you actually, because
Speaker 4: it's not because I agree with the points, but the conviction.
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn roll, imagine thinking that highly, imagine having
Speaker 4: that much confidence in yourself.
Speaker 1: I do like the confidence. Yeah that is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always these muscular black dudes, these fucking nice hats.
Speaker 1: Gonna be rude if they're gonna be rude.
Speaker 6: To it.
Speaker 3: That's so I'm pretty sure. Like fifty percent of rfk's
Speaker 3: entire repeal. I think I think like he's kind of.
Speaker 1: More than he usually. He's in very good shape. For
Speaker 1: some he's like it's fun.
Speaker 5: I just I like the idea that he's like really
Speaker 5: scared of like sticking needles for like medicine. But then
Speaker 5: he very clearly there's like like I was like, bro,
Speaker 5: he's mad on gears.
Speaker 4: He's completely there is no way he was great.
Speaker 1: You know, like right here looks great. The body looks great.
Speaker 5: His face is kind of like you know, yeah, he
Speaker 5: looks a little he looks how he sounds.
Speaker 2: Should chop his own head off and put it on
Speaker 2: r f K's body. That's what he's probably keeping him
Speaker 2: around for.
Speaker 5: I want, like, I'm here for that level of like
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm I'm annoyed by the slow burn. I
Speaker 5: just want them to already hurry up for that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like like he.
Speaker 2: Slipped a little mickey into that blue liquid he puts
Speaker 2: in his watery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah I did. Add I'll tell you what, I've
Speaker 4: never looked better, never never looked better.
Speaker 3: That was the weirdest like he has like a weird
Speaker 3: like little poaching kit brings on the plane, little old brew,
Speaker 3: his little RFK brew.
Speaker 5: Did anyone explain what it is? It's gonna keep the
Speaker 5: worm's back. It's not to suppressed the suppressed.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, I've heard this story about the worm a
Speaker 3: million times.
Speaker 1: But is it still.
Speaker 2: In the Yeah, yeah, it's in there, and he insists
Speaker 2: that it's dead. He he he says that don't worry, guys,
Speaker 2: the worm's not active in eating. I killed it by
Speaker 2: eating a bunch of tuna.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something ship co opting.
Speaker 2: I guarantee if RFK is ever in like a near
Speaker 2: death like fight for his life, that worm is gonna
Speaker 2: take the fucking wheel and he's gonna like whip out
Speaker 2: some ship.
Speaker 3: Like. Yeah, he's got like a little it's like the
Speaker 3: little Orion's beltman in black alien or like a little
Speaker 3: venom living.
Speaker 4: In It's like Wesker at the end of five where
Speaker 4: he like fucking put his hands in the vats had
Speaker 4: like the fucking worm arms Wesker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Resident, I don't know why I didn't know that name.
Speaker 1: Name three other Weskers right now.
Speaker 3: I know exactly one other Western real I've had a
Speaker 3: doctor Wesker in my he was one of my doctors.
Speaker 1: Did you trust Did he move really quick? Could he
Speaker 1: shoot and teleport around the map at the same time?
Speaker 1: Or no? Is that like I didn't trust him before?
Speaker 3: I like I had no context for Albert Wesker at all,
Speaker 3: like in the games before I decided not to trust.
Speaker 1: Him, you decided to made a decision. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like he's like untrustworthy name. There's something about it that
Speaker 1: felt wrong.
Speaker 2: It doesn't moment like yeah, like a doctor Wesker even
Speaker 2: just take out resident Evil from it. It seems like
Speaker 2: like some guy who would have like vats of something, yeah,
Speaker 2: or like a jar.
Speaker 1: With like a like an organ that he grew in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something like a.
Speaker 4: Hope grown organ, like completely independent of anything else existing.
Speaker 1: It's an organ that you grew. Yeah, it's just soil
Speaker 1: and the time he started as a pig heart from
Speaker 1: the grocery store and now it's his son.
Speaker 2: Big heart have big hearts relative, they have like human
Speaker 2: sized hearts. Wrong because we use them sometimes.
Speaker 1: We're starting to splice like, uh, there their their organs
Speaker 1: and put them in our bodies, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: Do you about Crisper? Yeah about crisperthing right your kid?
Speaker 1: That I mean it's fucking excellent.
Speaker 4: What do you mean how do you feel about would
Speaker 4: you do you use it?
Speaker 1: If it if it like works, Like why wouldn't I
Speaker 1: like so? If it makes you not gay anymore? Do
Speaker 1: you use it? Why would I? That's not that's not
Speaker 1: a bad thing. What do you mean? I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: would you I would use.
Speaker 5: It if it was if I thought Gainis was actually bad?
Speaker 5: Like it's like, man, can't you would? So you're hindering
Speaker 5: my it's hindering my work because I kind of stop
Speaker 5: sucking Crisper.
Speaker 4: Yes would so the end, Gainess would use Krisper.
Speaker 2: You put it next to the shower, you get tender
Speaker 2: and grinder, and then like depending on what kind of
Speaker 2: date you're going on, you go into the Crisper's daily
Speaker 2: imagine it like the health thing and doom where you
Speaker 2: put your arm in it.
Speaker 1: No, totally.
Speaker 5: What wouldn't you like if you were really sex craze
Speaker 5: and you can stop like sucking cock, Like, couldn't you
Speaker 5: just alter like a turbo gay like a baral.
Speaker 1: Gay for you?
Speaker 6: You can't?
Speaker 1: You you can't step in the machine. Why can't yourself?
Speaker 1: Why not? Yet? Can't? We're talking about future?
Speaker 3: The future like like a BioShock Vita chamber that you
Speaker 3: step in you leave a black man, or like you leave.
Speaker 4: Like it's like it's like it's like the tank inside
Speaker 4: of dragon ball. You go inside of it and you're
Speaker 4: like like a suspended a little bit. You come out
Speaker 4: You're like, I don't know, not gay anymore.
Speaker 2: You're not like you could see you can perfectly if
Speaker 2: you get if you get horribly injured, you come out
Speaker 2: ten percent gay or like every tell me you're a.
Speaker 1: Little more gay. It's a weird side effact.
Speaker 4: I have to use left before I'm a full fledge almost.
Speaker 4: That would almost if that were true, that would be
Speaker 4: like use it more. That is literally the gay agenda,
Speaker 4: Like what people the agenda is, Yeah, homoseide, you want
Speaker 4: to make.
Speaker 1: Them right, I guess is what you're saying. I don't
Speaker 1: want to make them right, but I want to make
Speaker 1: I want to make the world be better.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: But if he could put RFK in that and make
Speaker 1: him not a fucking dickhead anymore, I don't think the
Speaker 1: worm will allow them his brain. He destroyed the entire
Speaker 1: factory because he will like turn on that superhero like
Speaker 1: human like type of strength and just destroy the entire facility.
Speaker 5: You know, he's because he can't. He can't like the
Speaker 5: worm trying to pretend like RFK is still a normal person.
Speaker 5: But I'm sure, it slips every once in a while.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, every time he opens his mouth. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't realize that part.
Speaker 5: But but I'm thinking, like, say, you know, accidentally walking
Speaker 5: through a brick wall instead of like, oh, using the
Speaker 5: door or some ship.
Speaker 1: Like it hasn't done that yet, but it can, and
Speaker 1: so uh be careful. The one I think it's given.
Speaker 5: I thought he gave Joe Rogan one, I swear to God,
Speaker 5: because Joe Rogan is a completely different person now. He's
Speaker 5: he's like not even remotely the same person at all.
Speaker 4: Joe Rogan's like the second half of fucking fosphologing on.
Speaker 4: He's like every time he opens his mouth, it's like
Speaker 4: this nigg is out of the fight really bad.
Speaker 1: It's it's is really sad. Yeah, that short story. He's
Speaker 1: crazy sad to read that one on a date too.
Speaker 4: And I read it in school and I was like, Yo,
Speaker 4: someone has this nigga become a retarded in the middle
Speaker 4: of class.
Speaker 2: And I was like he already was in the middle
Speaker 2: of class, really, and your teacher was like, stay after
Speaker 2: class as you want to see something, stay after the
Speaker 2: class that she gives him the posts.
Speaker 1: I never read that story that was like the kid
Speaker 1: losing his mind or something.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's it's a guy who, uh he like
Speaker 2: takes like a he's mentally disabled and he takes like
Speaker 2: a like a pill that makes him not anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then he decides that he would rather like eat rats,
Speaker 2: so he stops taking the pill.
Speaker 1: Insane. It's something like that, No idea, that's.
Speaker 4: That's uh you were he was like, he's like seven
Speaker 4: out of ten, he's pretty close, like Cipher in the
Speaker 4: matrix or cip whatever the guy's name is.
Speaker 1: When he's just like, oh, plum me back in the
Speaker 1: matrix of the No, No, it's uh.
Speaker 2: I think what actually happens is like there's a rat
Speaker 2: that is also taking it and that starts getting tumors.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I'd rather I'd rather not have tumors,
Speaker 1: and you know, like digimon and then he uh oh
Speaker 1: so okay, it's like very straightforward. I thought there was like, No,
Speaker 1: what happens.
Speaker 2: He does eat the rat at the end, though he
Speaker 2: like loses himself and when he goes remember it and
Speaker 2: he eats it.
Speaker 3: But rats just naturally kind of get tumors. Yeah, hamsters,
Speaker 3: do I feel like rats specifically almost do.
Speaker 4: Do you think a rat king is a thing that
Speaker 4: happens enough, it's enough to have a name. Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: how many rat kings have been discovered?
Speaker 1: Discovered? Yeah, like there was one in every Bureau of.
Speaker 4: I thought like, say, I feel like a rat king
Speaker 4: is not even enough to be a big prominent burrow
Speaker 4: like a rat king and be like whatever.
Speaker 2: Anytime you go to a restaurant and you see a
Speaker 2: c from the health department, that's a rat.
Speaker 4: Case, Like, it's not even enough to fail. You can
Speaker 4: still serve food here, but watch out there's a rat.
Speaker 3: That was like, okay, so you go to like an
Speaker 3: a restaurant, but there is an obvious rat king in
Speaker 3: the kitchen that no one's addressing you a rat king.
Speaker 1: I'm so curious they vary. I think it's the largest
Speaker 1: rat Google that largest tied together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think like a rat king like rat twoy
Speaker 2: ten would be like you know, yeah, there's like there's
Speaker 2: like a whole like line cook operation.
Speaker 3: Did they ever do like a because they used to
Speaker 3: do like random straight to DVD sequels to Disney movies.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not respect to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying they should do a ratituoy. But I
Speaker 2: know what they should call it, thirty two rats. I
Speaker 2: know where to put the two christ It's a good idea, but.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't do that there? Did you see?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 1: Seems like both the mondo rat king. You've ever been
Speaker 1: a raki?
Speaker 4: I like how they let it like petrify, Like what, wait,
Speaker 4: so is a rat one? It's alive at a point?
Speaker 4: Technically each rat was a part of Are they all
Speaker 4: alive at once?
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: I think obviously some of them are like a stale
Speaker 1: husk of like maybe like two rats.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it's like where the red fern grows,
Speaker 2: where it's like one dies they all die of sadness.
Speaker 2: I think that if if one dies, they just kind
Speaker 2: of keep on truck and add like another rat to it,
Speaker 2: like a polycule.
Speaker 1: That is right. I think that's right. Though I think
Speaker 1: on the right path, polycules are adjacent to rats.
Speaker 4: I will say, yeah, I guess based on my experience enough,
Speaker 4: I think every rat king we should have more rat
Speaker 4: kings now.
Speaker 1: I think I mean you can make them. You just
Speaker 1: make them.
Speaker 4: Actually that is so barbaric. So you bought seventy five
Speaker 4: rats recently. For what purpose I'm making a rat can?
Speaker 1: I to ethically make your own organic rat can?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I hear like it like pet Smart and
Speaker 2: ship when they like don't want them any like, they
Speaker 2: just like throw them out when they need to make
Speaker 2: inventory rats anything like fish dogs.
Speaker 1: They don't sell dogs that they do, don't they know?
Speaker 1: They don't. I feel like they specifically do know they
Speaker 1: sell dog food, they don't sell theyll dog food but
Speaker 1: not dogs. Yeah, you sell Xbox controllers but no Xbox stupid. Yeah, Chris, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guse guy's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the last time you set foot in a fucking
Speaker 2: pet Smart, you philistine.
Speaker 1: I've been a pet Smart in a while, but I'll
Speaker 1: pusually don't sell dogs pet smart cork sniffers.
Speaker 4: I remember the last time I want to freaking pet
Speaker 4: I think pet Co is that what it's called the
Speaker 4: famous mos sweetest one of Peto. I think probably when
Speaker 4: I was a kid to buy a dog, I thought
Speaker 4: I was gonna be able to find a dog there,
Speaker 4: and my grandma was like, I really it's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna get a dog there, And
Speaker 4: I went then there were no dogs. I think I
Speaker 4: almost shot the place like a dog shortage almost. Granted
Speaker 4: I was four, yeah, maybe five, maybe maybe nineteen.
Speaker 1: You thought about shooting things up when you were five? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was just one on Columbine to you know. I
Speaker 1: was getting hype off that.
Speaker 4: We're not aware of COLUMBI when you were five years old,
Speaker 4: you were aware of column five years old.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck.
Speaker 4: I was absolutely aware of columb mine. I was like, WHOA,
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't at all. I don't believe that video games
Speaker 1: caused this. The reason many of.
Speaker 5: Them is because he thought that like asphalt and pavement
Speaker 5: was actually like a part of like the earth, just
Speaker 5: growing like as a kid he thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's just like you. You definitely
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I was like, why is this here?
Speaker 1: I never was like, I guess it's just.
Speaker 5: There were commercials with construction workers, and people don't see
Speaker 5: construction making droves or streets.
Speaker 1: He was like workers, but he saw column. He saw that.
Speaker 4: Explains a lot about me, Like that that's the whole,
Speaker 4: every the whole entire pictures made. Now it speaks to me,
Speaker 4: you know, every time, like the Smash Bros get like
Speaker 4: the little picture and it fills out more of the story.
Speaker 1: That was the first part of the story. For me
Speaker 1: was like, oh wow, I don't think Smash Bros. Does
Speaker 1: that also, like you think? I think that was like
Speaker 1: you get a job. It's like, what are my options?
Speaker 4: It's like columbiner, you could be a doctor, you could
Speaker 4: be somebody that fishes.
Speaker 1: You could do a columbine some of these fish. But
Speaker 1: the roads they just grow exactly, roads grow. So were
Speaker 1: you one of the impression that the roads grew and
Speaker 1: then people had to chisel?
Speaker 4: Like for me, it was more or less like I
Speaker 4: never really had been to a place that didn't have
Speaker 4: like streets, like proper cities. I was like, I guess
Speaker 4: mountains and stuff are just somewhere else and dirt roads,
Speaker 4: and I guess I only exist where this.
Speaker 1: This is just how this was. You understand that's insane.
Speaker 4: I think as a kid, it's not that insane. I
Speaker 4: think it's it's a little stupid. I lived, I lived
Speaker 4: in a major city. I never saw I never really
Speaker 4: went anywhere that had like four.
Speaker 1: I think the standard position is that you've never thought
Speaker 1: about it, But for you to actually put thought into
Speaker 1: like this is natural or.
Speaker 4: It was more like, I guess this is just how
Speaker 4: things are, not like, oh, this is after after my
Speaker 4: studies and research, I deduced that there's only roads.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what sounds like you did. You're like you.
Speaker 1: You pondered and pontificated a.
Speaker 4: Little bit as much power. There is only as much
Speaker 4: as as much as I could at that age.
Speaker 1: A guru could twist that into something very profitable. There
Speaker 1: are only roads.
Speaker 4: There's no destination. There's only roads.
Speaker 5: That's profound, that's fired. Yeah, exactly that. You're not gonna
Speaker 5: find that there, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, somebody's somebody get to work, put it
Speaker 1: up there, get to work, put up there. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Not an immigrant.
Speaker 5: We do need one of those, yeah, I think it
Speaker 5: would like we're we're pretty bad at like doing all
Speaker 5: the you know, I want to get anything.
Speaker 4: I want to move to the Midwest, and I want
Speaker 4: to employ a bunch of people who are immigrants and
Speaker 4: help them get a pastis and ship. I want to
Speaker 4: get like a farm and like employ a bunch of things.
Speaker 1: I actually do. I want I want like land. You
Speaker 1: always pretend like you have these lofty like this is
Speaker 1: not lofty. I just want land. Yeah, that's it. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to. I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't want to look upon it engagement. I just want
Speaker 1: to own property, a entured servant kind of fucking underfenced
Speaker 1: railroad sort of ship.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely, I would respect. I would respect my possession.
Speaker 4: I mean my my workers.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't, Yes, I would. I'm not going to harm them.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mistreat them. He wouldn't strike them. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't harm the respect them. I'd be like, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: hey Hernandez, what's going on? Brother Hernandez. Make sure even
Speaker 1: you get to name is picked out for him already,
Speaker 1: news too.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to home. But like anyone named Hernandez this.
Speaker 1: Way, anyone, everyone gets up, dog breeds, getting some nice
Speaker 1: little people to work on my work, on my property
Speaker 1: for me, little people. I don't think they like being
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 3: A proper term if little people, isn't it? I think,
Speaker 3: oh man, all right, should we move on?
Speaker 1: Should we get some questions? Yeah, we need questions because
Speaker 1: I don't think anything. I think anything really happened, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing weird happened at all.
Speaker 3: We talked a little bit about the Super Bowl and
Speaker 3: the last thing that we did, but I don't even that.
Speaker 5: One was just like, you know, yeah, because it was
Speaker 5: very it was it was so cut and dry, like
Speaker 5: not and like even even the backlash of the performance
Speaker 5: was kind of it was fucking boring, like of the
Speaker 5: people that we're trying to come up with ship to.
Speaker 1: Be like ah, I was like, guys, gotta do something.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting why aren't people just I feel like,
Speaker 1: right now and with the current administration, you can just
Speaker 1: be as brazen as you want to, and I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for that. I'm waiting for these to be like just
Speaker 1: like I like, I hate hard urs, get the hard rs.
Speaker 5: I'm waiting for like more fuel to like, hey, let's
Speaker 5: have fun with this now, because you don't have to
Speaker 5: pretend anymore, you know, like you, oh, let's go Brandon.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm like, I think I think just say
Speaker 5: fuck him and you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 7: I always thought that was weird or it's like tis
Speaker 7: tisk to you, Brandon just saying it, saying So I'm
Speaker 7: waiting for these guys to just feel more comfortable with
Speaker 7: their like, you know, they're bigotry.
Speaker 1: It was pretty boring. Like a lot of people were like,
Speaker 1: this is music. Yeah, it was like, look, I've heard
Speaker 1: this a million times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the boring thing, Like I get it if you're
Speaker 5: just there for specific like you're just there for entertainment,
Speaker 5: you're someone who actually values the halftime show and you
Speaker 5: like I can't wait to be entertained, Like, yeah, it
Speaker 5: was boring if that's what you were looking for, but
Speaker 5: you know, you're also kind of retarded to like, come.
Speaker 2: On, he called the guy I don't like a pedophile
Speaker 2: on national television, and that doesn't that's enough for me?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that was so satisfactory. I thought that was crazy.
Speaker 3: The fact that it peaked the microphones in the stadium
Speaker 3: is awesome, Like everybody in the in the stands at
Speaker 3: the super Bowl. If I was Drake, I honestly, I
Speaker 3: genuinely I'd like to think I'm pretty like stealed to
Speaker 3: like internet commentary about me, but like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: that would kind of fuck me up a little bit.
Speaker 3: If the entire stadium at the super Bowl was just
Speaker 3: chanting along to like never made.
Speaker 4: They're never good enough to hurt you, Like if someone
Speaker 4: does a good job hurting your feelings. It's different, you know,
Speaker 4: like it's.
Speaker 3: Not even but like even, let's say, for the sake
Speaker 3: of argument, everything that Kendrick says is false. Like let's
Speaker 3: say just like it's all completely made up. That would
Speaker 3: be like whatever, like whatever I've had people make up
Speaker 3: up about me before, like whatever.
Speaker 1: The fact that it's at.
Speaker 3: The super Bowl and like Serena really Williams is dancing
Speaker 3: to my define that would think I think I might
Speaker 3: go away for like a long time.
Speaker 4: He should have had Kendrick killed. I don't know why
Speaker 4: he hasn't done that yet, Like I like, I mean
Speaker 4: it put him down, Like you don't know why he hasn't, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like kill this guy. Well, I mean because he would
Speaker 4: be next.
Speaker 1: So what that that would? That would what?
Speaker 4: What's better existing is everybody people are kids are gonna
Speaker 4: call him pedophile.
Speaker 3: Now, by the way, by the way, I want to
Speaker 3: point out, not five minutes ago, I want to move
Speaker 3: to the Midwest and give a life to immigrants also
Speaker 3: killed Drake.
Speaker 4: Those immigrants are saying I'm a pedophile and making the
Speaker 4: world dance along with me.
Speaker 1: You're you're co exciting the assassination of a musician.
Speaker 4: I just if I was Drake, if I was in
Speaker 4: a position which I'm not. I'm not Drake, but if
Speaker 4: I was, if I was Kendrick would have been sleeping
Speaker 4: forever a long time ago.
Speaker 1: But see you also, you're also thinking from the aspect
Speaker 1: that you you don't want to be alive, you don't
Speaker 1: want to be alive. But Drake clearly wants to be alive.
Speaker 1: So that's why he's moving. That's why he wouldn't have to.
Speaker 5: What he's doing disrespect him since then, so he didn't
Speaker 5: post like he did like a he was like he
Speaker 5: played like a big as show and he's like wearing
Speaker 5: some dumb bullshit. He's he seems fine, but I'm sure
Speaker 5: I feel like he's constructing like a death star or
Speaker 5: something like he's like and he's just gonna like boom
Speaker 5: and that'll take care of probably the West coast. So
Speaker 5: I actually would think we should all move because it
Speaker 5: is a pretty.
Speaker 1: Farms sounds pretty good. I don't know about that, but
Speaker 1: at least, like maybe Georgiagger, is it exaggeratory to be
Speaker 1: like that's that's a difficult thing to come back to you,
Speaker 1: even if it's just completely bullshit. Oh no, it's horrible.
Speaker 1: It's a horrible super Bowl.
Speaker 4: He has to make chanting pedophile, he has to make
Speaker 4: such good music and something has to happen.
Speaker 1: I mean that's the thing though, Like he didn't make thriller, right,
Speaker 1: so he's not Gonnavive pedophile, right right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: You know nothing, Yeah, he doesn't have criminal is the
Speaker 4: only the only thing that can prevent you from being
Speaker 4: a pedophile, exactly.
Speaker 2: Tote you just like he should go to jail for
Speaker 2: this very fucking song, you know, yeah, yeah, it's he's fucked.
Speaker 3: He doesn't, so I guess that's just flashbag. That that
Speaker 3: l sketch of Trump dancing to Hotline playing and that weird.
Speaker 1: Like I don't even I don't want to know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. I think you actually made
Speaker 1: that up. I swear to god.
Speaker 3: He has glasses too in that video, which is weird.
Speaker 3: Trump and glasses does not look right at all.
Speaker 1: You just have swords rained on him, Drake, both both simultaneously.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, If I were Drake, I just
Speaker 1: would leave. I would like write a book or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just become a producer. Just just make good music.
Speaker 4: That's it, Just making music. And not be a main
Speaker 4: stream marks anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he went away for a while, I think
Speaker 1: even even like the Pedal Ship would actually kind of
Speaker 1: after a while people get tired of it because the
Speaker 1: news cycle is so fucking.
Speaker 4: Like, he's gotta pray on, He's gotta do what Eddie
Speaker 4: Brock did at Spider Man three and pray on his
Speaker 4: downfall like.
Speaker 1: Like in the like in the Shadows and.
Speaker 2: Or or or he's got to start showing up to
Speaker 2: like an award shows, like oh he's dating Dolly Parton.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah. That's got to do is start going for
Speaker 1: like the g Mills. Is that? Yeah? Is that he
Speaker 1: shows up to do an a ward show with Betty
Speaker 1: White's mummy, Mummy, she's been, she's been her mouth and
Speaker 1: like on the Red Yeah that quickly. That's how they
Speaker 1: bury celebrities, I'm pretty sure. Is that what they do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they mummy them. Would y'all want to be exhumed? Would
Speaker 1: you want to be mumbified?
Speaker 3: If I think I would want to be mummied? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because like I don't. I don't want to be buried
Speaker 3: at all. I want to be burned. I don't want
Speaker 3: I don't want any chance I don't look, I don't
Speaker 3: believe in magic.
Speaker 1: No chance to coming back a young girl's heart, that
Speaker 1: all show. Yeah, but I don't believe. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in magic, but just to stay safe,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be in any state where I
Speaker 3: could potentially be resurrected by some strange sorcerer.
Speaker 1: I want to be dust, I want to be dusk.
Speaker 2: I actually learned a fun mummy fact. Apparently, like there
Speaker 2: was like some some explorer guy and he found like
Speaker 2: I think it was King tut. It was like some mummy,
Speaker 2: some fucking well known, noted mummy. It was like it
Speaker 2: was like the most intact they'd ever found a mummy.
Speaker 2: And the guy was like, I want to get it
Speaker 2: as jewelry, so he just started like ripping up the mummy.
Speaker 2: So so the reason we don't have no good mummies
Speaker 2: is because we found a good one and some dude
Speaker 2: fucking tore it apart. And you know, the fucked up
Speaker 2: thing is because all the like shit in there, like
Speaker 2: it's like fucking like thousand year old formaldehyde or whatever.
Speaker 2: So that's where like the whole mummy's curse thing comes from,
Speaker 2: because like all those motherfuckers got sick and died because
Speaker 2: they were inhaling mummy because some dude had to like
Speaker 2: rip it up for don't I would rip one up,
Speaker 2: like just for the fuck of it.
Speaker 1: Like I I got a new couch recently, and so.
Speaker 4: Have you?
Speaker 1: Have you ever like fucking ripped apart furniture? It is
Speaker 1: so satisfying. I think.
Speaker 4: I think destruction in general is in a lady feeling.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, yeah, like it just feels good to destroy things.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to one of those like rage rooms? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Those are pretty sick? Been to one? Yeah, Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: thought about it, but like I never I don't know.
Speaker 4: I haven't animals, Like, I don't know that's that are
Speaker 4: gonna be eating Fred's food.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I didn't do it. Oh you're from that
Speaker 1: family though? What family? Girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Your girlfriend's dad like throws baby raccoons down the fucking
Speaker 3: sink garbage.
Speaker 1: Your family is from? Like, Haiti, I'm not at all.
Speaker 1: I guess cats and dogs and ship You know, I've
Speaker 1: seen my.
Speaker 4: Grandma legitimately break a chicken's neck with the least amount
Speaker 4: of care of in my life, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa chickens? We had this conversation before.
Speaker 3: But like I feel like if I, if you could
Speaker 3: only eat the meat that you would feel comfortable killing,
Speaker 3: I think I would be fine because I really don't
Speaker 3: have a problem with chickens.
Speaker 4: I could not kill a little shaggy cow. I couldn't
Speaker 4: kill a shaggy That would be hard.
Speaker 2: Maybe, Yeah, that would be pretty pig would be difficult
Speaker 2: to because you only have to like suck it because
Speaker 2: like you get a lot of cow.
Speaker 1: If you have to kill the cow and you get
Speaker 1: the whole thing, get the whole thing. That is true. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that does. Shaggy ones are so cute. Don't kill the
Speaker 1: shaggy one? Yeah, why you see me murder its friends
Speaker 1: and I'm like, like a big old bitch cat. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't feel bad for. I don't know, if you could
Speaker 1: kill a buffalo.
Speaker 4: Make me sad, Yeah, would would because they're so they're
Speaker 4: so they just seem jovial, like they're not really they're
Speaker 4: just running around doing nothing.
Speaker 1: They're roaming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I guess I'd have to start killing predator animals,
Speaker 4: eating them because that's like because at least they would
Speaker 4: kill me.
Speaker 1: This thing is like that'd be cool, not as good
Speaker 1: doesn't taste as good though. Yeah, prey animals just taste better.
Speaker 1: That's why they prey. Yeah almost almost literally, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: evolved to be more delicious, to be absolutely delicious. It's
Speaker 1: unfortunate I would kill the lion though.
Speaker 3: I've thought this for a long time, but I've never
Speaker 3: about to look if this is true, Like, would chickens
Speaker 3: be extinct if not for the fact that we just
Speaker 3: like specifically.
Speaker 1: Cows. Yeah, I've heard about chickens. I heard about chickens,
Speaker 1: and it seems right.
Speaker 4: I think like a lot of them wouldn't be here
Speaker 4: if we didn't eat them.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't make sense. Like the amount of chickens
Speaker 3: that have to die for like a for like a
Speaker 3: bucket of KFC is hilarious thing.
Speaker 5: It's like a million, Like it's like a million biss
Speaker 5: It's like a million and a half chickens.
Speaker 1: It's like something a dance.
Speaker 4: Imagine, Like imagine if chickens were just left to their devices,
Speaker 4: you know, how many more animals would you know? I man,
Speaker 4: peers will probably exist or probably have already died out
Speaker 4: because of just eating chickens only What do you mean,
Speaker 4: because like they're like a lot of animals probably starved
Speaker 4: out because of the fact that they didn't have things
Speaker 4: to eat, right, But imagine how many things would have
Speaker 4: just like kept eating because they wouldn't have been around.
Speaker 4: It would have kept been eaten by other ship.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'm trying, I'm stumble over my words.
Speaker 4: So right now, so right now, like chickens exist, right, Okay, yes,
Speaker 4: I can agree with that, But thinking of like how
Speaker 4: many things would have just eaten them without our intervention,
Speaker 4: Like how many other creatures would have probably still been
Speaker 4: able to exist long enough to eat them out and
Speaker 4: then die on their own, you know, Like, I don't
Speaker 4: think chicken have the ability to be able to like
Speaker 4: they don't just state quick enough and are able to
Speaker 4: get away well enough to have existed this long without
Speaker 4: humans of diventure.
Speaker 1: Like an egg day, don't they? Is it a day?
Speaker 4: I don't think it's a day a lot like they
Speaker 4: like forty a day. I think they go hard, Like
Speaker 4: I feel like, while I've been around chickens, there's been
Speaker 4: plenty of days they just didn't lay eggs.
Speaker 1: Because you guys, Yeah, you guys did weird not.
Speaker 4: Why don't you out there making the work happen yourself.
Speaker 4: Why aren't you getting busy yourself making no passes at them.
Speaker 1: Like you're a chicken go away. Uncles are like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? That's a free fun there. It's crazy, man.
Speaker 1: People just fucking animals is crazy. That's such a European
Speaker 1: that is agreed.
Speaker 5: I mean there's a documentary of like I think it's
Speaker 5: like South Americans like going hard in the paint on like, uh,
Speaker 5: was it goats or donkeys or something like that. It's
Speaker 5: something like that, And there's they're just it's like a
Speaker 5: it's like a some was like a rite of passage,
Speaker 5: like before you pussy you one of those type of.
Speaker 1: Animals, so that you have gone ahea going in like
Speaker 1: what's what beats me?
Speaker 5: But it was beginning somewhere in South America, I don't
Speaker 5: remember which country.
Speaker 4: In the beginning of Castlevanian animated series, the guy's complaining
Speaker 4: about that because a dude fucked his like something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first Pennsylvania he killed. I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: It's not the first shot. It's the first first. It's
Speaker 5: the first frame of the first one is the chicken burning.
Speaker 1: There's like there's like like single frame of a guy
Speaker 1: sucking a chicken, and then it's that the guy pause
Speaker 1: immediately and see everybody cheering him off. The chicken is blushing.
Speaker 1: That's part.
Speaker 3: That's that's the part of the show that's most like
Speaker 3: the game, because it's like needs your reaction time.
Speaker 1: Right, appreciate that is no posts, it is it is
Speaker 1: move on to some questions.
Speaker 3: Yep, please, we said that already, but like whatever, I
Speaker 3: don't think so we're gonna okay, so we're gonna move
Speaker 3: on to some questions. Questions you can ask us over
Speaker 3: a Patreon of concess, a snark tank. There's like a
Speaker 3: tear associated with it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. That's five dollars man, just tomorrow. Ye,
Speaker 1: you should learn. No, I guess better if I don't
Speaker 1: know why, right, yeah, because I don't whatever, I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a blind box, you know, give the amount
Speaker 2: of money and yeah, I get the answered.
Speaker 1: Tell you what I like that.
Speaker 3: Actually, pick whatever amount you want and then we'll decide
Speaker 3: whether or not you qualify.
Speaker 1: It will definitely answer your questions for sure if you
Speaker 1: give us about five hundred. Just letting you know that's
Speaker 1: that's in the running. You're in you've joined the Raffle
Speaker 1: for five Minsky, that's a classic. Asking for what was
Speaker 1: that guy's name?
Speaker 3: He said the other guy that he was working with
Speaker 3: that he offered, Fuck, it was something and like he
Speaker 3: was like, it's twenty dollars okay to edit, like everything, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Remember it's just this guy. I remember he had a
Speaker 5: hoodie on. Is this this stupid white guy? Why are
Speaker 5: so many people shitty?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Why are so many inner people just absolutely come because
Speaker 4: of people like you?
Speaker 1: It's not I don't think I did it. It's funny,
Speaker 1: that's true. That's true, and I laugh at the things.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: It is because I'm the only shit. Ye yeah, it's
Speaker 4: all my fault.
Speaker 1: You put me onto this.
Speaker 3: Lyle sent me this video of like what the was
Speaker 3: it the Paralympics of that little odd world munch as
Speaker 3: Odyssey guy.
Speaker 2: No, okay for context, this video you see like what's
Speaker 2: wrong with the dude? And you're like, there's no fucking
Speaker 2: way right, and then they throw him in the water,
Speaker 2: they throw it and he he goes he's a bullet, wins,
Speaker 2: He's a bullet. Like Yeah, the point where now I'm
Speaker 2: questioning if whatever is up with him? That makes him
Speaker 2: like shrimp shaped, just makes him better at swimming than
Speaker 2: like a normal guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like you think that we are more.
Speaker 3: It's like how Michael Phelps is like exactly hairless as
Speaker 3: he needs to be to be as fast as he is.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what's up with Michael. Pretty sure
Speaker 1: he's got a right, Yeah, that's that was it. That
Speaker 1: was what sweats oil. It was definitely know that he's
Speaker 1: got like webbed feet, he has a he has an
Speaker 1: ore like that someone using an ore under water, but
Speaker 1: it's just attached to his arm.
Speaker 3: I'm imagining him like the way that I imagined it.
Speaker 3: You know that like a little cut on Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like like an or we got whatever angry video.
Speaker 1: I can't even gay per v I angry video gay
Speaker 1: per gave per Yeah, exactly what it says versus the
Speaker 1: irape gamer. You remember the irate gamer? You he like
Speaker 1: hunts ghosts now.
Speaker 3: He hunts he did you see him with the Christian Uh?
Speaker 3: Like he took like the cursed Christian ambulant. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: tried to communicate with the spirits in it.
Speaker 1: Dude, that ship is legitimately cursed. All the low cows
Speaker 1: have dealt with that ship recently. It is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: It's kind of weird, like with the actual sambulet, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: they're so like they'll have there an actual one like that.
Speaker 1: I love that we're calling it the ambulant, the Christian Ambulet?
Speaker 4: Are there fake one? Like I understand it has to
Speaker 4: be fake ones?
Speaker 1: Is there one?
Speaker 5: Like this is actually in my in my worldview, it's
Speaker 5: just one. It's the same one being passed around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. There's no duplicates.
Speaker 3: It's like the sister heard of the Traveling Pants or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where it's like it's just the Christian medalliy And he
Speaker 3: made it.
Speaker 1: He cursed it. You're talking about like the fucked up
Speaker 1: one with like the single eye that looks burnt, right,
Speaker 1: I think so, but I actually don't really remember.
Speaker 3: However, I know I know it's right, yeah, and it's
Speaker 3: the one that he has. It's like I think it's
Speaker 3: just one of the ones he made, which is a
Speaker 3: little bit lame. But to me, it was like he
Speaker 3: even said it in the video. He's like in his
Speaker 3: Chris Boor's voice, he was he was like like that
Speaker 3: it's the first thing in that pos's great. Ye it's
Speaker 3: the first thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah you see that. Uh it looks like a cookie essentially. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's one of what he means he made.
Speaker 3: But even the video he's like these, this isn't the original.
Speaker 3: But like some say that even the ones that even
Speaker 3: if he touches them, there's like a darkness that like attaches,
Speaker 3: like he's saying like genuinely. I've seen interviews of him,
Speaker 3: like on news stations where like he's really earnest about it.
Speaker 1: Chris is only able to be earnest is the curse
Speaker 1: of earnestness.
Speaker 4: I think every person that does ghost finding content should
Speaker 4: die in a ghost like and then become a ghost person.
Speaker 4: I think that's I think it's like a cycle. It's
Speaker 4: like photos like a plant, you know, it grows, it dies,
Speaker 4: it grows back again. It's like watching power and you
Speaker 4: know it's gonna happen in every single episode. Like I'm
Speaker 4: cool with them just dying and then becoming a ghost
Speaker 4: in every episode.
Speaker 2: Person there should be whoever has the most subscribers has
Speaker 2: to have like a big box and then all the
Speaker 2: rest of them die and we put their corpses in
Speaker 2: that box.
Speaker 1: And then when his back breaks and he dies. That's
Speaker 1: when we stopped doing it. That's that's kind So where's
Speaker 1: the cycle exactly?
Speaker 2: Well, just whatever whatever the subscriber number like limit for
Speaker 2: that is. You know, that's its own kind of rat
Speaker 2: cag in a way. Yeah, yeah, the ghost, that's the
Speaker 2: dead back like that.
Speaker 3: But anyway, this guy, I'm not gonna read that name again.
Speaker 3: He wrote in he says, hello, fathers, which co host
Speaker 3: would you trust to write your biography?
Speaker 1: What would you expect them all to do with it?
Speaker 1: I guess we had a So we did an extra
Speaker 1: like our extra premium episode we did. Uh. We we
Speaker 1: finished each other's lives as from like this point. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we wrote the rest of each other's life. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: this is essentially that up. This was I Chris, because
Speaker 1: I have Chris dying. We put him in a loop.
Speaker 3: Time killed me immediately after we leave this room.
Speaker 1: Basically, you didn't give me.
Speaker 8: I gave you a whole life, became the president like
Speaker 8: a country. He had two countries, Mexico and America. I
Speaker 8: gave you a successful I gave you some hardship. I
Speaker 8: gave you like a fulfilling end, and you killed me
Speaker 8: immediately immediately.
Speaker 4: Two hours of life.
Speaker 1: I'm dying.
Speaker 4: It's always the loop of him going to the future
Speaker 4: being capt.
Speaker 1: How did you get there? So I don't want to
Speaker 1: get it. He used this microwave. Use this microwave. It
Speaker 1: blows up. He everybody thinks he died, Sweeny is my answer.
Speaker 1: He gets mine. It'll be the worst fucking thing you've
Speaker 1: ever read. It'd be really funny. You know what you
Speaker 1: can do? Would I don't?
Speaker 4: How would I? I guess I would. Let I guess
Speaker 4: Derek would have like a simple life. He just dies,
Speaker 4: like a really tragic plane crawd or something like that.
Speaker 4: It's very likely I would just fallow sep then like
Speaker 4: the toilet with flush and drain its whole body out
Speaker 4: his ass. And then Chris would just obviously the teleportation
Speaker 4: time travel thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a constant loop of death, waste of a person.
Speaker 4: Chris gets stabbed by a person. Chris gets stabbed like
Speaker 4: ghost in the future, gets teleported back to the past,
Speaker 4: is in shock, and then some guy that leaves the
Speaker 4: store and stabs the.
Speaker 1: Random Armenian dude just stabs him. He dies, and it's
Speaker 1: in the span of two hours. Everything's two lived hours.
Speaker 5: He meets like like these time bandits, he meets these
Speaker 5: fucking imagine dragon AI bought Spider it's crazy, then comes
Speaker 5: back and gets killed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, it's really funny.
Speaker 5: You're not Chris, and like that was a clone and
Speaker 5: it never gets to his apartment to stop him from
Speaker 5: doing the microwave things.
Speaker 1: Why that's why it keeps happening. It was pretty brilliant,
Speaker 1: pretty good. It came together. It was really stupid, but
Speaker 1: it ended off Wayne needed than show.
Speaker 5: To me, it was as stupid as like whoever like
Speaker 5: wrote Terminator. We're like they're like at the end, like
Speaker 5: oh and then Sarah and they fuck and then it crazy.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: It was like they wrote this thing and then they
Speaker 5: figured that out at the very end, and they're like,
Speaker 5: we're fucking geniuses. It was like one of those like
Speaker 5: smart dude, let's sucker on dicks.
Speaker 1: Like it was definitely not planned, but I like, I like,
Speaker 1: I like cyclical time bullshit that makes no sense. It
Speaker 1: is fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think time shit is fun, but like I
Speaker 4: don't like it because that some function has happened. I
Speaker 4: want somebody to go back in time and like I
Speaker 4: don't know, like high five been lodden. It turns him
Speaker 4: into like super cool like Goku or something like that,
Speaker 4: and it's like five. Yeah, like somehow, through some means
Speaker 4: someone does something really small stupid. Yeah, that turned into
Speaker 4: like really horrible.
Speaker 1: You're aware of ben Laden? Would you high five? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Bin Laden? High fight baby? Dad? You're he like you
Speaker 1: could you appear out of a pool of energy?
Speaker 4: And he's like and say saying something I'm not gonna repeat,
Speaker 4: probably eactly the baby and he's just like, what do you?
Speaker 1: High five? Baby? Is the most low stakes? You show
Speaker 1: that diagram of like him in the underground. Someone's done
Speaker 1: that as like the the e kg of like you know,
Speaker 1: she's looking at her baby and is that that one.
Speaker 3: Has to has to exist, has to be that guy
Speaker 3: who died spelunking. That guy's nutty putty cave or whatever.
Speaker 1: That guy. I'm not even joking. It's something that a
Speaker 1: fucking loser dies at a diagonal point. People like that
Speaker 1: a loser. He died diagonally. Ny, there's no way it's
Speaker 1: called Oh my god, was that right? Yes, nutty puddy cave.
Speaker 9: Fu.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that's right.
Speaker 3: That people like that man had a a newboorn baby,
Speaker 3: and he went he went to, I gotta go crawl
Speaker 3: in a fucking really tight ditch diagonally and die.
Speaker 1: My name is white guy, and I must die like
Speaker 1: he died like this. Yeah, he did die, and that
Speaker 1: was fucking jat standing. Also, I'll be.
Speaker 2: Real with you, I thought you were doing a bit
Speaker 2: when you googled it and it was called nutty putty cave.
Speaker 5: No, literally nutty Puddy. And this dumb ass died on
Speaker 5: his head all over himself.
Speaker 9: I can't.
Speaker 1: It's hard. We've been over it before, but it's we
Speaker 1: have I know.
Speaker 3: It's just so it's tragically stupid, but like it's like
Speaker 3: it's one of those things where it's like I I
Speaker 3: can only feel bad for people if if they if
Speaker 3: genuinely they're in a situation where like they could not
Speaker 3: predict something crazy, tragic tragedy like you even even something
Speaker 3: like you got a plant on a commercial flight, like
Speaker 3: oh I'm gonna go from Dallas to New York.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm dead. That sucks.
Speaker 3: If you crawl in a fucking crawl space ditch on
Speaker 3: or a mountain between like a couple of tectonic plates
Speaker 3: that you can't fucking fit through and then you die.
Speaker 1: I can like, I don't know, man, I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't got it in me to feel bad.
Speaker 4: At that point, I can laugh at all death because
Speaker 4: of the fact that there's a bit of comedy in death.
Speaker 4: Good person, the bit of comedy and death to me,
Speaker 4: you know, there's you know, but like I can always
Speaker 4: think the situation is unfortunately tragic. But like, but like
Speaker 4: this guy is a jackass.
Speaker 1: Some laugh at him. He's a jackass. That baby's gonna
Speaker 1: I hope his son, I.
Speaker 4: Hope, I hope his child is nowhere. You're stupid as
Speaker 4: that person. But they gotta die at the same point, Well,
Speaker 4: they gotta go find it.
Speaker 1: He's either gonna be like I have to conquer what
Speaker 1: my dad couldn't find. My dad find MACARONI can.
Speaker 2: Maybe their lifespan it's like a fucking praying mantis thing
Speaker 2: where it's like they reproduce and then immediately die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're that. Yeah, that's their genetics. Smullookers are pregnant.
Speaker 4: It's so unfortunate. But like, I don't know, because there's
Speaker 4: always something It's like if there's always something funny, Like
Speaker 4: if something funny happens like if I'm about to die,
Speaker 4: Like I told her this joke one time. We're backing
Speaker 4: out the house, right and I was like, what if
Speaker 4: I'm about to hit by a car and that turned
Speaker 4: you can say meet meeping in the car. Obviously it's
Speaker 4: blow up. And it was like, that'd be fucking horrible,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'd laugh my ass.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't because you'd like it would.
Speaker 4: Still be around, like if I'm a specter looking at
Speaker 4: my body looking like fucking cyborg, but in the worst way,
Speaker 4: I'd be laughing my ass.
Speaker 5: After your funeral, Yeah, no, laugh at my funeral, said
Speaker 5: meet me meat is pretty like that's just pretty funny.
Speaker 1: You've you've gotten the car. I think I would have
Speaker 1: to be disconnected from that actual moment in time. Even
Speaker 1: if you're saying meet me and it happens, I'm probably
Speaker 1: like laugh at me, what just happened? I'm first confused.
Speaker 1: I think the laughter would come way after I process
Speaker 1: like that just actually happened. The yeah, because because at
Speaker 1: a certain point you're like, did I just hear that
Speaker 1: or like that that happen?
Speaker 4: You know, I imagine to meet me, so like did
Speaker 4: he actually say it was not impossible to imagine.
Speaker 5: It's like, I don't know the worst things I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: A little kid, uh in my hometown. Uh, the mama's
Speaker 5: about cross uh at the at the at the crosswalk.
Speaker 5: But then like a car was coming making a right,
Speaker 5: really shouldn't made it a right. She fucking like stopped
Speaker 5: to sudden now that the kid was a little bit
Speaker 5: too old to being a stroller anyway, but still the
Speaker 5: kid fell motherfucker got a leg ran over and was
Speaker 5: like the timing of it. Yeah, so this was right
Speaker 5: by the chevron on my right ride or where I
Speaker 5: used to live by uh, and anybody that lives in
Speaker 5: Harbra you know Idaho and the boulevard, you know that chevron.
Speaker 5: And it was funny the timing, the time he made
Speaker 5: it funny. It's not funny explaining it.
Speaker 1: I seeing it happen, I was like, I can't fucking
Speaker 1: believe the rapid succession I was.
Speaker 4: I was at I was at Disney World one time,
Speaker 4: or scint of My Adventure where you're going toward Carson Line.
Speaker 4: We're walking down that little canyon and this little kid
Speaker 4: was laughing. This little kid was like being a jerk,
Speaker 4: and he like fell over and some guy kicked the
Speaker 4: kid in the face when he was walking and I
Speaker 4: saw it and I started crying, like full all crying.
Speaker 1: It was like what happened? I was like, I just
Speaker 1: saw this guy kick a kid and then shake the
Speaker 1: kid off his foot, and I was just like, this
Speaker 1: is not real harm.
Speaker 3: Accidental harm. Befalling children is funny. It is like when
Speaker 3: they fall off like a like a playground thing.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's funny to watch. Were you there with
Speaker 1: us when Jalen slapped that baby? No, I heard about it.
Speaker 1: Our funny, Jalen. It was my purpose. Obviously. We were
Speaker 1: walking out of like we were at the Palisades ball
Speaker 1: we were watching. It was like after promising something, slapping
Speaker 1: a baby? What's wrong? I mean many things, but what
Speaker 1: what I mean? I don't know. Actually I can't argue
Speaker 1: because if it was being loud, it was it was
Speaker 1: minding its own business, minding its own business. We were
Speaker 1: coming out of we were watching.
Speaker 3: We came out of a theater after like at the
Speaker 3: Palastates where we saw we just saw Super eight or something.
Speaker 3: It was like, I don't even remember what that movie was.
Speaker 3: It was like trying to be et but not I
Speaker 3: don't know, it was weird. We walked out of it
Speaker 3: and we were laughing about something and Jayde was like,
Speaker 3: he loses control of his hands.
Speaker 1: When he laughs.
Speaker 3: He just like flails all over the place. Obviously you
Speaker 3: would know, because you know not because you're black.
Speaker 1: No one, no one.
Speaker 4: You're so razy, you got to justify racism in your thoughts.
Speaker 1: I don't have to justify it at all. I know
Speaker 1: it's real.
Speaker 3: But but so he's losing control of his arms and
Speaker 3: he's laughing, and then this lady is walking by by
Speaker 3: us at the same time, and she's she's dragging her kid.
Speaker 3: Her kid's crying. He's like really sad, he's like screaming
Speaker 3: about something, and she's angry. He tells like she just
Speaker 3: had a hard day. And his hand is coming down
Speaker 3: right when the kid is passing, so it's just like
Speaker 3: a right in the face, and the mother doesn't notice
Speaker 3: at all, and Jalen puts his head and was like,
Speaker 3: why is my hand so wet? And then he turns
Speaker 3: around and then he sees the baby crying even more
Speaker 3: because he just got slapped by an adult man, and
Speaker 3: then the mommy yanks him further. It's like stop crying
Speaker 3: and we It was the funniest I rolled around on
Speaker 3: the floor actually in this in the middle of this
Speaker 3: mall screaming how I literally raffled a similar I r L.
Speaker 1: I raffled, I r L. Was it similar to this?
Speaker 9: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a priest and slap a baby? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: playing by the way, sorry, and he got it and
Speaker 1: he's like out of the baby. He just you know,
Speaker 1: the baby's being a little bit crying and then he's
Speaker 1: just like shut up. That was a little bit. That
Speaker 1: was like a little bit. It was kind of like
Speaker 1: it was it was a little like slapy bes.
Speaker 2: You's seeing that video the guy playing like connect skiing
Speaker 2: and then he the baby like walks behind him and
Speaker 2: does like a flip.
Speaker 4: You guys in the classic when the guy's break nancing
Speaker 4: and he does the back. Yes it's the baby. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the straight and the baby fucking like that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Why why do people strawl like that? They just like
Speaker 4: lock and like, you're stun locked. What do you mean
Speaker 4: that's true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally a sunlocked basics stunlocked. Yeah, basics stunted,
Speaker 1: sunlocked mechanics. You haven't lived, You've hit a baby. I've
Speaker 1: never hit a baby, That's what I mean. I haven't
Speaker 1: lived either yet. You know, like if I ever have
Speaker 1: a baby, then I'm gonna live right right now.
Speaker 4: I can wait to make my baby be afraid of
Speaker 4: that they shouldn't be afraid of. Like you're gonna watch
Speaker 4: out for the wind. When it wind picks up too much,
Speaker 4: it means a rapist is gonna come and get you,
Speaker 4: and the kid is just like what every time?
Speaker 1: Speaking of rapist? My amazing. My wife just got a
Speaker 1: new job and she takes public transportation and she was, well,
Speaker 1: she was walking to the bus or something. She told
Speaker 1: me this morning, just like hey, this guy rolled down
Speaker 1: the window and asked me to hop in. I'll take
Speaker 1: you wherever you need to go. And I'm like that
Speaker 1: still happens, Like.
Speaker 5: I thought, like that's not a thing anymore, Like you,
Speaker 5: like nobody there would be a zero between sands, anybody
Speaker 5: would ever do it, so you would just stop, like, oh,
Speaker 5: I always gotta carry see four with you wherever you.
Speaker 1: Go, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: But it's weird that, like I feel like back maybe
Speaker 5: in the eighties, people were still accepting rides, maybe like
Speaker 5: oh yeah, thanks mister, And I don't like, now what
Speaker 5: is it twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1: Like you feel like those guys are zero out of
Speaker 1: one hundred, Like it's never worked. Yeah, wow, someome shit.
Speaker 2: The other night, I was like, I was like walking,
Speaker 2: it must have been like one or two, and this
Speaker 2: woman walks by me. She's like clearly distraught. She's got
Speaker 2: an accent, and she's like, do you know if the
Speaker 2: train is still running? I'm like, I have no idea,
Speaker 2: I don't think so, but I'm on the train, man,
Speaker 2: what is this? And like someone was just like I
Speaker 2: think she asked him too, And then I like kind
Speaker 2: of like I turn around and I see her getting
Speaker 2: in his car. I'm like, I might be the last
Speaker 2: person to ever see her alive, but you know, she's
Speaker 2: got to get somewhere, So I guess, flip a coin,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking drive her.
Speaker 1: You know that's fucking wild.
Speaker 3: Who does Like It's it's just so beyond stupid, you know,
Speaker 3: you know it's too much true crime. I feel like
Speaker 3: for that kind of thing to be successful.
Speaker 5: For anymore, Like I feel like at this point it's
Speaker 5: just you only you can only do it like via
Speaker 5: uber where it's like, okay, here's an actual verification system.
Speaker 1: But what does that say about the situation that she
Speaker 1: was running from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that means she was in such a best way.
Speaker 1: She was asking that.
Speaker 4: I don't trust people at all.
Speaker 1: The guy that probably hurt her more than the other
Speaker 1: person was going to the other person was gonna slap
Speaker 1: her up a bit, and this guy cut her up
Speaker 1: into pieces. Like Yeah, man, potential dud potentially had a
Speaker 1: bad role. Man stopped it. Would to sleep on the one.
Speaker 2: You know, I could have done something about it. I
Speaker 2: could have made it like a like a like a
Speaker 2: bad situation guarantee. But maybe she wouldn't. Yeah whatever, there's
Speaker 2: other women out there there.
Speaker 1: We don't need that one.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, man, I can't feel bad.
Speaker 5: I mean at a certain point, it's kind of like
Speaker 5: that like fucking cave guy, Like at a certain point
Speaker 5: you can't save everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's nutty punny cave. It really is.
Speaker 1: It's a little different.
Speaker 4: Are you sure it's slightly There's one one was a
Speaker 4: bad station that led to a dumb action. One is
Speaker 4: a dumb ass that led to his own death.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's also the fact that what is it,
Speaker 1: what is the what is the cave man running from?
Speaker 1: Should be fair. Yeah, he faked his own death and
Speaker 1: it was it wasn't him in the cave. Just as
Speaker 1: a pair of shoes. It's a pair of shoes. Just
Speaker 1: be a pair of shoes. That's all it is.
Speaker 4: Because at the parties showed up point where you can
Speaker 4: see you can only see shoes.
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it, because nothing else to get in there? Right,
Speaker 1: what is it? The Wizard of Oz. It's just like
Speaker 1: the legs hanging out. You just leave a pair of
Speaker 1: tims there and you're like, you'll never be able to
Speaker 1: figure out.
Speaker 3: I got the guys, I got the perfect way out,
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna shove these fake legs.
Speaker 1: The authority show up like, oh, there's tims gone. They
Speaker 1: can't get in there.
Speaker 5: Look they didn't even try. They didn't even try it.
Speaker 5: They didn't even they didn't grab, they didn't do anything.
Speaker 5: You got them real good.
Speaker 1: He's gone. He did it real good.
Speaker 3: It's crazy about those deaths of people who die in
Speaker 3: the situations. They don't get them out of there, like
Speaker 3: they leave them in there like either right composed, they fell,
Speaker 3: they fill it with like cement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh dude, do you hear someone stole green boots?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that the fucking green on the mountain.
Speaker 2: Everest, there's like a guy who's like just became a
Speaker 2: marker because they couldn't get him out of there. So
Speaker 2: and he's got green boots, so they call him green boot.
Speaker 1: But he disappeared. That is cool off the mountains. Someone
Speaker 1: someone still, some billionaire was like, I want that, and
Speaker 1: I got it. I want green boots.
Speaker 4: Crazy my library as this study the weakness green footed bitch.
Speaker 1: Off line there, You're like, good, I'm sure it's you
Speaker 1: Green boots. He resurrects green boots.
Speaker 4: It's been three thousand years since you died green three
Speaker 4: thousand thinking about you.
Speaker 1: Ever second, since he had green years ago, they've stayed green.
Speaker 1: The boots have stayed green. He had green thousand years
Speaker 1: ago to the modern war. How recent is that that?
Speaker 1: I don't know how recent he is. That's the reason,
Speaker 1: since like the sixties, know what I mean, how recently
Speaker 1: they did they steal him? Was this recent? It was? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was within the last ten years. So green booth.
Speaker 4: So green Boot is technically he's technically a fucking mummy
Speaker 4: or what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's like an Arctic ummy, frozen mummy.
Speaker 1: Arctic mummy is like awesome, ben snow mummy. The Arctic
Speaker 1: mummies would go hard. The Arctic mummy is six snow mummy.
Speaker 1: But so the body of an Indian climber is still
Speaker 1: on mount the body. The body is believed to be
Speaker 1: that of Swang Pa Jore who died in ninety six.
Speaker 1: They're saying it's not true, but I don't I prefer
Speaker 1: that problem is I don't believe ai. I think a
Speaker 1: British pervert took him to use his spices, used him
Speaker 1: as spices directly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the first time he's ever tried to like, he's
Speaker 5: got like a greater talk I re Ember had, Like
Speaker 5: authentic British food is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like when people like, no shepherd's.
Speaker 3: Pie, like the that isn't that Irish, Sure Scots, I
Speaker 3: had it there though I had it there still, it's uh.
Speaker 1: I imagine the shepherd's pie you had had spices in it.
Speaker 1: They were caribbeans. That's kind of the problem, like that
Speaker 1: they didn't authentic man, I.
Speaker 4: Wasn't on caribbeans. I was there, so I had a
Speaker 4: good time, but like in Africa.
Speaker 5: They put just enough salt and stuff to where it's
Speaker 5: not bitter, and that's fucking horrible because it's just it's
Speaker 5: just like bringing up to that level. It's like, well,
Speaker 5: it's no longer has a better taste now it's just neutral.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: Every day of my life I really so upset to
Speaker 4: the British and almost took over the world entirely, Like
Speaker 4: every day of my life I think about it, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck was the planet all?
Speaker 1: You feel like they're getting back at us somehow, like
Speaker 1: you know how Jamaican they got back at me. Pretty
Speaker 1: they got back. It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the American Empire right now, it's not
Speaker 5: doing so well. Do you think, like somehow they did
Speaker 5: this somehow?
Speaker 1: I think. I think.
Speaker 4: I think Japan won at the end. I think Japan
Speaker 4: really won. I think, like every time I think, yeah,
Speaker 4: they won, they really won this war.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 5: I think they leveled up, like they they were so radioactive,
Speaker 5: they figured everything out quickly, like it helped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like like they.
Speaker 5: They theorized that like mushrooms gave us made our brains
Speaker 5: like expand uh fashion than any other species, right, And
Speaker 5: I think the radiation from those bombs perfected them to where, yeah,
Speaker 5: they figured out hint hi and uh.
Speaker 4: They figured out before they figured out freaking animated.
Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, I was first, then they did, Mario.
Speaker 2: That's probably true, though. I'm sure the first they were
Speaker 2: just drawing like dicks and butts and ship and then
Speaker 2: ever seen the Sistine chapelers Dix all over that thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, like yeah, yeah, Michael jork It.
Speaker 4: Do you think the first drawing was of like a
Speaker 4: like a vagina or like titch or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was probably that'd be the first thing I drawed.
Speaker 1: It was probably a dick. Yeah, I'm sure dick was
Speaker 1: the first thing ever drawn.
Speaker 2: Head.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I feel like that for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: Like the what is the first drawing ever drawn? My
Speaker 3: head says buffalo. I don't know why Buffalo. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: feel like that's first of all. I don't think there
Speaker 3: were first people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying. That's saying it
Speaker 1: makes sense, But it's.
Speaker 4: Just you saw was a buffalo, buffalo with big old
Speaker 4: with big a big titted buffalo, tittied buffalo.
Speaker 1: You know buffalo would have big ass tits. Dude, it would,
Speaker 1: it would, it would.
Speaker 5: Okay, but you said that monkey that was circulating around
Speaker 5: that big tits, and people were like getting ideas. It
Speaker 5: was kind of crazy, like Instagram was like and people
Speaker 5: are like hmmm, you know, like they were kind of
Speaker 5: doing those things like maybe, and I was like, this
Speaker 5: is crazy. This is uh, it's they they will funk animals.
Speaker 5: It just needs human parts and that kind of really.
Speaker 1: Concerned people are disgusting. Yeah, it's really concerning, but it
Speaker 1: needs to be. Well, I guess you you like what
Speaker 1: those digimon you you, but.
Speaker 4: They're not they're human esqualum fun Well, speaking of disgusting people,
Speaker 4: what do we got?
Speaker 1: We have questions from our pageots all all right, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got way off track. I thought about this.
Speaker 3: That's what this is is this podcast I cast level
Speaker 3: ten back pain with constant sneezing wrote in that's insane. Uh,
Speaker 3: he says, I don't know if some of y'all are
Speaker 3: aware of the PSN outage, but I'm not too beat
Speaker 3: up about it. I'll gladly accept blood borne at sixty
Speaker 3: frames for a second as an apology.
Speaker 1: What would you guys accept it as an apologies out there?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: I think it's over now? Oh yeah, if they didn't
Speaker 1: announce Bloodborne, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, the PSN thing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's over. It's not happening anymore.
Speaker 3: It happened like it's this was like maybe like a
Speaker 3: day and a half or something. It's crazy, but like
Speaker 3: I remember twenty eleven when it was down for.
Speaker 1: Like three weeks. Yeah, I remember like refund a bunch
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 5: I remember getting fucking hacked in like a bunch of
Speaker 5: the games were bought through my account.
Speaker 2: Everybody's PlayStation account has lost them like one hundred dollars
Speaker 2: that they have to argue with their bank over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, by the fucking never Winter Gold or whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a bunch of DLC or like fake
Speaker 3: currency in a game that I don't play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's exactly what happened to me, is they
Speaker 2: bought like five hundred dollars worth of it was specifically
Speaker 2: like never Winter Ship. And then like I was like
Speaker 2: talking to the PlayStation guy, the tech support guy, and
Speaker 2: he was like, okay, but this is like you're one
Speaker 2: if this happens again, You're on your own. I was like,
Speaker 2: excuse me, he said he basically he basically said that.
Speaker 2: He was like, he was like, yeah, everybody gets one
Speaker 2: and and then you never get your money back again
Speaker 2: if this happens again.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: This you can see that these transactions came from fucking
Speaker 2: Singapore or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is your fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they they yeah, every like six years
Speaker 2: they have to like apologize and give you like little
Speaker 2: big Planet three or something.
Speaker 1: You see that credit card? You see that?
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, it was like a few years ago,
Speaker 2: but like Sony was like, yeah, we're gonna do a
Speaker 2: PlayStation credit card, right, can't No.
Speaker 11: Absolutely bad. I mean it's like so when you get
Speaker 11: like you best Buy has one and ship. I always
Speaker 11: hated those. I hate the content of credit cards in general.
Speaker 11: But like the idea that like the oh, here's a
Speaker 11: fucking police, here's a here's a fucking Lively credit card.
Speaker 2: Lively Max the fuck out would have had a black
Speaker 2: like that frame of the guy like jumping in front
Speaker 2: of the bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the percentage on that card.
Speaker 5: That's like like, for I was gonna be liker a
Speaker 5: pr is ninety ninety six and they give him ten thousand.
Speaker 4: They give like Egan spend ten thousand, a thousand dollars
Speaker 4: in one weekend. I'm like, guys, I gotta kill myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I didn't even notice that ship was down,
Speaker 1: someone said me, neither.
Speaker 4: I was on my PlayStation day. I was watching like
Speaker 4: twin Cheeks and Ship. I think I tried to play Fortnite,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I guess not really loves for
Speaker 4: play watching you play? Yeah, yeah, what about what my arrivals.
Speaker 1: Playing on piece?
Speaker 4: I'm never playing a shooting game on console again, It's
Speaker 4: insane before I never never.
Speaker 1: I just don't like, I don't feel like I get
Speaker 1: I get it. I told you.
Speaker 4: I just feel like that isn't relaxing as playing.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 5: That's really the only thing is that competitively, I completely understand.
Speaker 5: But I don't feel like I'm gaming anymore. I feel
Speaker 5: like I'm doing a task. I just edit too much
Speaker 5: on my computer, so it'd RPG. I can kind of
Speaker 5: I can kind of kick back a little bit. It's
Speaker 5: like just kind of like.
Speaker 1: About what is it the Steam machine clicking your package?
Speaker 2: There's console things that there was like Uh, there's like
Speaker 2: a leak for they keep having a headset leak. They're
Speaker 2: they're making a new like yeah, yeah, they're making a
Speaker 2: new headset that's like leaked like eighteen times, and like
Speaker 2: sometimes it's like them that leaks it, like they hatch
Speaker 2: something into Steam that has like.
Speaker 1: An icon of like the controller and ship. So it's
Speaker 1: like it's probably common. Yeah, I want a new steme
Speaker 1: deck really bad. Why why what do you mean, like
Speaker 1: a new version, new version of you like a new
Speaker 1: kind of seam deck.
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: I want a real strong one. Yeah, so you can
Speaker 1: just something use it enough just to just to play
Speaker 1: on it, and fucking like emulator like emulate like old
Speaker 1: games is an emulator. That's it.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing to me is like I literally have
Speaker 3: been using it to stream all the stuff from my
Speaker 3: PC and for like from my PlayStation. It's like that
Speaker 3: part is it works so much better than I thought,
Speaker 3: to the point where it's like I don't really need
Speaker 3: it to be stronger because I'm already like it's already
Speaker 3: running off the PC.
Speaker 1: If it ran yeah, if it ran off native.
Speaker 4: I exclusively stream like Sparking zero and hell walking around
Speaker 4: my house playing and.
Speaker 1: It's kind of. It's surprisingly good. It's really really I
Speaker 1: have terrible Wi Fi where I live, so that's the
Speaker 1: only downside. It is really good, is it wired? Like
Speaker 1: Wi Fi? Is this not good where I live? It's like,
Speaker 1: actually that zone.
Speaker 3: That's really confusing because I feel like the zone here
Speaker 3: is pretty bad. But like it's it's perfectly fine when
Speaker 3: I'm doing Wi Fi stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's not using your internet to do that,
Speaker 1: is it. It's just using your router. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get a bigger router. I think I have the
Speaker 4: second best one. I'm probably gonna get.
Speaker 1: The best one. Yeah. Just get a big, evil, big evil,
Speaker 1: sexy one router.
Speaker 4: It looks like a fucking sex doll. Yeah, have it
Speaker 4: right on my fucking dresser.
Speaker 5: You just that's brilliant actually, because that's the only reason
Speaker 5: I would get a sex doll, Like he just like
Speaker 5: it has a little sly you put the router in it,
Speaker 5: and people are like, why do you have a fun
Speaker 5: doll here?
Speaker 1: As it's my router? Would I would maybe get like
Speaker 1: a sex doll to like have sex with it or something.
Speaker 4: I want to get a sex doll really bad, can't.
Speaker 4: I just want Kenny Valley for me, man, that's the
Speaker 4: end of the story.
Speaker 1: Me out. You ever see people have like like it
Speaker 1: looks like Serial Killer ship where it's like the torso.
Speaker 4: It's like, I know exactly what I what one's so bad,
Speaker 4: But I know that's the that is, that's the end,
Speaker 4: Like that's like the last that's like the last scene
Speaker 4: of the movie.
Speaker 1: I walk in and I see it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: good and I close. The argument you ever have with
Speaker 1: your girlfriend, you go fine, you walk out of the room,
Speaker 1: you come back with that what you're worth?
Speaker 4: To me?
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: Because I know that that is so crazy about what's
Speaker 3: what's most upsetting about? I don't know what is more
Speaker 3: upsetting about that the fact that that it is a
Speaker 3: torso or the fact that like they're so small, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean that like the.
Speaker 1: Fact that they're so small. Yeah, they're small. So it's
Speaker 1: like a little upsetting, but also like would it be
Speaker 1: better if it was bigger?
Speaker 2: Really to clarify for the viewers at home, I would
Speaker 2: get a proportionate one.
Speaker 1: The big one.
Speaker 5: You can see that gifts there's like a guy kicking it.
Speaker 5: It's like a voluptuous Yeah, it's like it's so big
Speaker 5: so like at least it's apportionately like this is an adult,
Speaker 5: but like it's still just like you chop somebody, you're
Speaker 5: part of it.
Speaker 1: But it's attachment.
Speaker 4: There is almost no Well I don't want to make
Speaker 4: eyes and stuff because that's all what a woman is
Speaker 4: to me anyway. It's just the most part.
Speaker 1: In the eyes.
Speaker 4: Well, no, I don't want to see you don't want
Speaker 4: to see I don't want to try to connect with
Speaker 4: this that if it was a real lasting loads and
Speaker 4: you know, but if it.
Speaker 3: Was eyes but they were like they were just kind
Speaker 3: of like like on like yeah, put them on the
Speaker 3: but put the eyes on the button.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're like like you're you're give like
Speaker 1: you're you're sucking an alien or something. All in one.
Speaker 1: That is all in one. All uh, sex bought one.
Speaker 1: They're all in one.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: What if Microsoft is working on that right now? They don't.
Speaker 1: They're not innovative enough to do it anymore. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean they don't got that kind of they're not into Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got a weird system going. I don't really understand them.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing. They're confusing, I don't
Speaker 1: It's like there's like, no, sure what.
Speaker 4: They're going to sell off their eye ps. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: they're gonna start them out there?
Speaker 1: That makes no sense? Well, what the what? It just
Speaker 1: what makes sense what they're doing. I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: see that happened that, but they've been together for years.
Speaker 1: Not sell off their i ps. They're going to least
Speaker 1: eyeps off though people use them. They said they've been
Speaker 1: doing that. Yeah, they said they weren't getting out of
Speaker 1: the consoles. But why would they that?
Speaker 2: I that's I feel like that's just like a holdover
Speaker 2: where it's just kind of like you say that you
Speaker 2: never say, oh, yeah, we're just giving up.
Speaker 1: The investors never want to hear that. And then that's right.
Speaker 3: The Xbox is going to be like an optional machine.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you would choose it. I actually
Speaker 3: like their machines quite a bit, but it's just like
Speaker 3: there's no real reason.
Speaker 1: I never had a problem with the the last one.
Speaker 1: The last one I bought was that one S.
Speaker 5: I didn't buy any of the new gens, but like,
Speaker 5: I had no problems with that machine at all, Like
Speaker 5: it had any it It's fine.
Speaker 1: It's just it really they work perfectly fine.
Speaker 3: I just don't like, if you're gonna get Xbox games
Speaker 3: on PC in PlayStations.
Speaker 1: What would you have called so when Xbox one dropped,
Speaker 1: what would you have called that? Not the Xbox One? Right?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't Okay, I'll say this. I would not have
Speaker 1: called it the seven twenty. I remember. I remember there
Speaker 1: was a lot of people that they're like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: keep doing turns. You would have done the next box.
Speaker 2: The nextbox would be good, Xbox a little just some
Speaker 2: fucking revelations revolution kind of words.
Speaker 5: Imagine what about infinite Box Infinite The Infinite came out,
Speaker 5: Xbox Infinite.
Speaker 1: Every you know what's funny about that?
Speaker 2: Would that because the reason they called it the one
Speaker 2: is because it's like everything, I don't fucking care, Like, bro, come.
Speaker 1: On the Xbox Ultimate.
Speaker 4: Or you can car bomb with this console. You can
Speaker 4: car bomb cars consoles? Remember calling baying you can?
Speaker 1: You can?
Speaker 4: You can?
Speaker 1: You can be in calling BA.
Speaker 3: This could make you be Zuckerberg thing where he was
Speaker 3: like in VR in like Puerto Rico after the hurricane.
Speaker 1: Look at me, It's like I'm really in Columbine and around.
Speaker 1: What do you think of his new arc? You sees
Speaker 1: he's dripped out. Now he's definitely getting and he's definitely getting.
Speaker 5: He's married to he could be yeah he's married to
Speaker 5: an Asian woman, but I'm sure he's probably fucking some
Speaker 5: black stick, right because yeah, he looks.
Speaker 1: Like cool now, I guess. And yeah, before you move
Speaker 1: on to that, yeah, seven twenty is a terrible idea.
Speaker 2: Was it would like if you if you want, like
Speaker 2: the whole like it's everything is called like the Xbox
Speaker 2: Omni or something that's a probably that's of the.
Speaker 1: Anything minutes of thought I've given it now anything that's if.
Speaker 1: That's what I've landed on.
Speaker 3: I feel like their code names for these things were
Speaker 3: better than the scarlets.
Speaker 1: Scorpio, I guess.
Speaker 3: It's like a color, so like yeah, kind of weird,
Speaker 3: but like yeah, yeah it's better to like, it's way
Speaker 3: better to me than.
Speaker 1: The scorpia would have been. Dope.
Speaker 5: Actually, scorpio is not bad. I have have a soft
Speaker 5: spot for that because the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: Like Hank Sport. Yeah just cause exactly, oh.
Speaker 9: My god, flashbacks, just causeuse that's only played the second
Speaker 9: one you have in a video right now, I'm like
Speaker 9: video game grappling hooks.
Speaker 3: So I've been like I've been downloading all those I
Speaker 3: haven't played it yet. I remember that being a distinct
Speaker 3: I have a vivid memory of like playing the just cause,
Speaker 3: like demo the three.
Speaker 4: Like this is crazy, Yeah you cause him you close?
Speaker 1: Just cause?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just because it was awesome. Very B movie oriented,
Speaker 3: not the Terry Seinfeld movie. I mean, like literally the movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I have to clarify because I'm me. They
Speaker 1: would expect me to talk about the B movie very Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, let's see, this is a weird I don't
Speaker 3: even understand how to answer this one. But like six
Speaker 3: six hands of Ant wrote in six hands of Ant
Speaker 3: like ants.
Speaker 1: Like the creature, the creature, Yeah, because it was supposed
Speaker 1: to be because there's a you in there. But then,
Speaker 1: you know, people just pronounce things weird.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you pronounce it's like a like a.
Speaker 1: Like a person who's literate. I'm just literate, you know.
Speaker 1: But it's a Southern thing. Southerners like pronounce things wrong
Speaker 1: on purpose, So you know that you're from that on purpose?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's like a real thing. They'll be like,
Speaker 5: we know, if I'm out of town, if you say
Speaker 5: this or that.
Speaker 1: They literally do people in Nevada.
Speaker 5: Do that now, They're like, oh, we know you're from
Speaker 5: out of town if you say Nevada, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's who cares. Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: This person says, which curse? We're choosing between two curses here?
Speaker 3: You must always tell the truth, always lie willingly. Killing
Speaker 3: yourself is only possible if you choose the truth, as
Speaker 3: that would be a truthful revelation in its own right.
Speaker 4: I'm everyone put the killing yourself expect you.
Speaker 1: Kill yourself. I would kill myself. I'm like, I just die.
Speaker 1: What I'm dude? So you can never tell the truth again,
Speaker 1: or you can never lie again? I do never never lie,
Speaker 1: never lie, never tell the truth? Is like, that's insane.
Speaker 1: How does that even work?
Speaker 4: They tell you both get dangerous eventually, but like at
Speaker 4: the same time, it's like.
Speaker 1: How would you do, Like how would you navigate your life?
Speaker 1: Could you just not talk? Lawyer?
Speaker 4: But you have to tell the truth. It still be
Speaker 4: the truth.
Speaker 1: Well he didn't.
Speaker 2: Well he did say you always have to lie, not
Speaker 2: you can't tell the truth, right, because there's there's a
Speaker 2: difference between like skirting the truth and lying.
Speaker 1: Did he say lie? Did he specifically say you can
Speaker 1: only lie. Okay, So the thing is like you must
Speaker 1: always tell the truth or always.
Speaker 12: Lie, So you always have to directly lie. Sometimes that happens,
Speaker 12: lie your way into a truth. That's interesting. I think
Speaker 12: you could double negatives.
Speaker 2: So that's kind of like that I think happens if
Speaker 2: you don't know what the truth is and you think
Speaker 2: you're lying and that ends up being true, do you die?
Speaker 1: Oh that's fucking Can you break the cursing yourself?
Speaker 4: It's like like two men ask you one of us
Speaker 4: always like which one of you guys is lying, and
Speaker 4: it's gonna point to that.
Speaker 1: One not lying.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you believe it.
Speaker 2: I think we can all agree that the lying one
Speaker 2: would just be like a whack of dude existence that
Speaker 2: you would fucking hate. Within the first week you would
Speaker 2: see like some horrible unforeseen side effect of it. And probably, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that said, it'd be a lot funnier, it.
Speaker 1: Would be a lot more entertaining of an existence. And
Speaker 1: I think also it would be funny as fuck to
Speaker 1: just some really situations as well. It's just the thing.
Speaker 3: It would it would be difficult to do this show
Speaker 3: if we couldn't lie, because a lot of this is
Speaker 3: just maybe.
Speaker 4: We also couldn't tell the truth. At the same time,
Speaker 4: it would be insane as like this show doesn't depend
Speaker 4: on us.
Speaker 1: Telling the truth at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then it's it's not even about the show,
Speaker 5: it's just regular like, Hey, I'm gonna go order some coffee.
Speaker 4: You have to get that Nat dick on a plate,
Speaker 4: like like like, oh, would you like anything else? We
Speaker 4: would would we would start the podcast like what's going on?
Speaker 4: This is the ship pist fuck retard podcast, This is.
Speaker 1: Not the smarting podcast. Everything would be a lot. It
Speaker 1: would be hell Actually, yeah, it'd be awful. Both of them.
Speaker 1: Both of them are mega boring. But you'd have a
Speaker 1: safe life.
Speaker 4: And well no, you'd also ruin a lot of ladyships
Speaker 4: because everyone lies to a certain degree you, so you
Speaker 4: would just ruin ladyships. Someone would say you don't like you, like,
Speaker 4: you're stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't like this.
Speaker 2: You would have to exclusively associate with people that you
Speaker 2: feel entirely positive about all the time, which is impossible.
Speaker 2: You'd have like three friends you have.
Speaker 4: Like you'd have like every time Lily will talk and
Speaker 4: you take so stupid. I'd be like I think you're
Speaker 4: really fucking stupid every time that would that would ruin
Speaker 4: some relationships dumb, Like that's really dumb?
Speaker 1: Would it ruin?
Speaker 4: Well, it would well because people people don't want the truth,
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying, like the idea of the truth,
Speaker 4: not that we really wanted.
Speaker 3: But what if you met somebody who like they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: I appreciate that you have something, you've hit, You've kind
Speaker 3: you're kind of weeding out potentially bad connections in the inevitable.
Speaker 5: A bunch of autistic people, because because there are a
Speaker 5: bunch of people like everyone who just what if you
Speaker 5: give the truth and it leads.
Speaker 1: To something really fucked up though.
Speaker 4: You can't have that, you can't control that, well, you
Speaker 4: can't control that, but you also know that you are
Speaker 4: absolutely the catalyst that's made that happen.
Speaker 1: Can't you just lie by just being negative and but
Speaker 1: having them understand that so like hey, uh hey, dumb bitch,
Speaker 1: I I don't have a curse on me that requires
Speaker 1: me to lie. And then the first they're confused, so
Speaker 1: you have to like you have to treaty by the way,
Speaker 1: that's just that's just that's just rude moments.
Speaker 3: So everybody involved in your life essentially has to treat
Speaker 3: you like you're operating on opposite day rules and understand that,
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 1: Can't even convey that to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think if you just think of literally dressed
Speaker 2: like a super villain called like Doctor Opposite or some
Speaker 2: ship like that, well you can't do because you.
Speaker 1: Have to lie. I mean, I don't know. You can't
Speaker 1: even anything dishonest about the way that you dress. It is,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to convey a true idea what this
Speaker 1: thing falls apart.
Speaker 2: You would be dressed as not Doctor Opposite, so you
Speaker 2: would be lying nor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't, absolutely right, because like every your life
Speaker 5: is stressed.
Speaker 1: Right now, like this is this is a lie, Like
Speaker 1: I don't I never do. I never dressed like this.
Speaker 5: You dressed like that because it's like the three hundred
Speaker 5: I wanted to I wanted to celebrate a milestone and
Speaker 5: but not mention it at all, and it just it
Speaker 5: just completely came up right now.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, let me, I don't want to mention
Speaker 1: it at all, but I'm just like all right, I'll
Speaker 1: just get like mildly dressed. It's just kind of like
Speaker 1: let me semi get a little, a little. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: couldn't find my uh the the golf hat because I
Speaker 1: usually wear like a golf hat when it's nice, because
Speaker 1: I don't like those are like the Newsy caps, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I never I don't do like I have hair,
Speaker 5: but I don't do anything with it, so I always
Speaker 5: wear a hat.
Speaker 1: And so even when it's I want to do the bald,
Speaker 1: he won't do it. So we want to do like
Speaker 1: a coldest sound the least reason did not want to
Speaker 1: do it too, because imagine imagine him having a fade
Speaker 1: like a boa and then a coldest sound like yes,
Speaker 1: how do you know that? I just because you're lying
Speaker 1: to me, dude, he grows back in like a month.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, like he just won't do it. It's
Speaker 1: so it's so dude, you'll hair go back and meeting
Speaker 1: you guys want to you want to do like a skullet?
Speaker 1: Is that what I want to have?
Speaker 3: I want to have a horseshoe pattern, right, you have
Speaker 3: a worship pattern. I want you to do the horseshoe
Speaker 3: pattern or or I want you to straighten it. I
Speaker 3: think I think you and bangs would be hysterical, like
Speaker 3: the image of you, and with bangs, I think would
Speaker 3: be everywhere within.
Speaker 1: Like I would. I wouldn't love myself anymore. That's why
Speaker 1: they get them. Yeah, to shield the world and good night.
Speaker 4: So Lily would be so mad at me if I
Speaker 4: came back and out with bangs.
Speaker 1: Why And I was like, why did you do that?
Speaker 4: And I was like, for a joke. It's like, it's
Speaker 4: not funny though, Okay, it'd be funny for a moment.
Speaker 4: It'd be hilarious for a moment, until I look in
Speaker 4: the mirror and I'm like, like a fun it.
Speaker 3: Would be hilarious for a moment for you, it'll be
Speaker 3: hilarious for everybody forever. Yes, that that, I see it
Speaker 3: so clearly in my head. Man, So I could paint.
Speaker 3: If I could paint, I could paint you the do it.
Speaker 1: Let's get the hot comb, let's get done. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: let's go. We should do it. We should have did
Speaker 1: it now. I wanted to do it right now. It
Speaker 1: would have been great.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to do I will do it April.
Speaker 4: Fool's no, that's too soon, that's too soon to.
Speaker 1: Go to a wedding around Yeah, isn't it like towards
Speaker 1: the end of the month hair. I want to have
Speaker 1: hair for the wedding. Oh my god, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be vanity at somebody else's.
Speaker 5: Want to have hair for my Well, my god, I
Speaker 5: gotta look good at somebody else's wedding, you know, their
Speaker 5: big day.
Speaker 1: I gotta make sure I look good, Like come on, bro,
Speaker 1: this is literally how I'm going. I'm going. I'm going
Speaker 1: to the wedding like I'm going there. At least three
Speaker 1: viagrid in.
Speaker 4: Just two weekstends sucking a rhino pillill, just sitting there.
Speaker 1: On this guy. Were you were you walking with us?
Speaker 1: When when zach ate those rhino pills? No, it's the
Speaker 1: weirdest fucking why a report back of the boarding? I
Speaker 1: had one one time and they give you this weird
Speaker 1: like after image effect. There's no blood anywhere, but you're dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah one time? Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 5: One time in twenty twelve, I was dating this tiny,
Speaker 5: little black chicken. I was like, I'm gonna kill her
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 1: It's up and.
Speaker 5: It's uh, it's it's just one. It was just one pill,
Speaker 5: one uh entire it was one suppository. It was the
Speaker 5: one really weird gas station rhino pill. It's too distracting too.
Speaker 5: I don't think it works. It probably works if you're
Speaker 5: used to the the side effects, because it was so
Speaker 5: distracting that it did not help me perform, Like I
Speaker 5: was kind of scared.
Speaker 4: I feel like you take the podcast and then you
Speaker 4: turned it to the green goblin version of yourself, your
Speaker 4: doctor Jeko, mister Hyde.
Speaker 5: You just like I don't want to take like I'll
Speaker 5: take like tadalafill or whatever, like the actual like I'll
Speaker 5: take the ingredients of whatever vigorous salis or whatever that
Speaker 5: ship is.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to do gas station stuff anymore.
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's just too dangerous. It doesn't
Speaker 1: make you horny, right, it just makes your dick hard.
Speaker 1: It just well it I don't I just know, yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes your dick hard. And that gas station ship
Speaker 1: did not make me feel like I was harder than
Speaker 1: than before. Because also, right, you lose your erection if
Speaker 1: you're way you distracted, Right, So I feel like I
Speaker 1: was too distracted by the side effects.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, me, I've had directions at gun points.
Speaker 1: He needs to be distracted.
Speaker 5: I told you I had a gun wasn't it wasn't
Speaker 5: like pointed at me, but like this Drew carry like lesbian,
Speaker 5: Like I told you, did I say that on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah it was, so I know exactly exactly,
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah it was. I was where was?
Speaker 5: I was in Arizona, some bitch in college. Just long
Speaker 5: story short. I don't know why her. I don't know
Speaker 5: if it was because I'm a black man, or if
Speaker 5: she just had an insane mom. I'm not sure which
Speaker 5: one it was, but I was confused. I like, bitch,
Speaker 5: you're in college. You should be able to do whatever
Speaker 5: you want, you know, like I picked up she was
Speaker 5: an a s U and so we're just hanging out
Speaker 5: and then her mom pulls up and fucking with Drew
Speaker 5: carry looking ass with the gun, the fucking huge.
Speaker 1: Gun too, and she's like we were like a desert eagle.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that big, but it was. It was like
Speaker 1: a forty five that clearly would still blow my head off.
Speaker 1: And I was just like what is I'm like why
Speaker 1: I didn't understand because I didn't. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like say, oh, I'm fucking uh some creep.
Speaker 1: I'm a prowler I'm fucking hanging out by a high
Speaker 1: school or some shit, and like I deserve to be shot.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm literally like, well you wouldn't you
Speaker 1: like if it was a scenario like that, like kill
Speaker 1: this nigga, But like nothing happened, clearly I'm here. But
Speaker 1: I was like, why did a fucking this? Why did
Speaker 1: you carry threaten me? Like what was this? Crazy? That
Speaker 1: really pissed me off? And then of course to that
Speaker 1: that she was like, I'm sorry. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care, Like what do you mean, Like, we're
Speaker 1: not talking to you again, You're fucking I did learn
Speaker 1: a thing. They had a uh you ever heard of
Speaker 1: this website called it's it doesn't exist anymore. It's called
Speaker 1: is Anyone Up? And is Anyone Up?
Speaker 5: Was like, there's some guy named hunters More or something
Speaker 5: like that that posted revenge porn. It was exclusively on
Speaker 5: this website, but it was usually in the alternative scene,
Speaker 5: so people that were into like metal bands, Oh, here's
Speaker 5: this guy's new, so this girlfriend's there's a bunch of
Speaker 5: people just being dickheads and posting all the revenge porn,
Speaker 5: and eventually an anti bullying website bought it.
Speaker 1: And shut it down. But I learned about it through
Speaker 1: her because it was like, there's this thing and then
Speaker 1: they had it was based off it was called like
Speaker 1: they bought it. They bought it to shut it down
Speaker 1: anti bullying company. We gave them their lunch money.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but they thought it was for the greater
Speaker 5: good right to shut it down, so no more revenge
Speaker 5: point can be And that guy fucked off.
Speaker 1: I've never heard from him again. But it was it
Speaker 1: was based off of a thing called the dirt or
Speaker 1: the dirty that would existed in as U, and it
Speaker 1: was it was weird.
Speaker 5: She was giving me all this lore and then I
Speaker 5: started seeing it blow up. But yeah, fuck that bitch
Speaker 5: dude and their stupid fucking mom. Yeah there's a you know,
Speaker 5: one wrong move. Who knows that motherfucker in jail?
Speaker 1: Now let be a snart take a listener. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine she's just seething right now? Oh wow, damn? How
Speaker 1: dare I was such a big fan. I was a
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars fucking patron.
Speaker 10: So you Daisians, this is count Or and I am
Speaker 10: naughty here to sell you a prod, but to tell
Speaker 10: you he who is listening, you are gay.
Speaker 5: That is all yo, you see that that British OnlyFans
Speaker 5: uh uh sex work or whatever.
Speaker 1: She wanted to bang like one hundred dudes, which is
Speaker 1: not it's actually sad. Yeah, it's it's like it's actually
Speaker 1: that's not really that impressive in the PORM world, I
Speaker 1: guess because there's like huge almost a thousand as far
Speaker 1: as like the records go or some shit, but she
Speaker 1: wanted to do a hundred. She was being interviewed by
Speaker 1: this dude and she was asking He was asking basic
Speaker 1: questions like oh, so have you are you have you
Speaker 1: vetted everybody? Well, like the ones that we have vetted
Speaker 1: are getting like top priority, like they're going first. He's like,
Speaker 1: so wait, you're you haven't vetted everyone like whatever. So
Speaker 1: like so you're not worried about like getting fucking HIV
Speaker 1: or anything. She's like, well, you know they can only
Speaker 1: like bust in my mouth. I don't think you can
Speaker 1: get like HIV. The things that she was saying, it
Speaker 1: was like I.
Speaker 5: Was like, oh my god, this is gonna get she said,
Speaker 5: get HIV through like like someone like busting their mouth.
Speaker 5: She was saying things that like the guy was genuinely
Speaker 5: concerned and of course he didn't go well, Like people
Speaker 5: were going.
Speaker 1: Too long when they were banging her. Security was a
Speaker 1: little iffy.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: One of the guys there and I don't know how,
Speaker 1: got traumatized. And I was like, what then happened to him?
Speaker 1: He saw too much dick. He just saw too much dick.
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, just cool, just he's doing
Speaker 1: it for him. He grabbed, he grabs his but.
Speaker 3: Happens comes splashing all over him. He's just being waste
Speaker 3: around the room. He's like Michael Fastbender and the Assassin's
Speaker 3: Creed movie.
Speaker 1: The am was like throwing him around, the used him.
Speaker 1: It was a real movie, by the way. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot it came out.
Speaker 5: I appreciated, Like I was looking at someone behind the
Speaker 5: scenes stunts they were doing. I was like, that's pretty cool,
Speaker 5: but this is not gonna do well, Like this is
Speaker 5: waste time. Yeah, we're really trying to like capture the
Speaker 5: like doing like the Eagle diving ship.
Speaker 1: I was really trying. You're wasting a lot of money.
Speaker 1: You know, it sucks. I feel bad for you guys.
Speaker 1: Color wrote that ship up. Bro. You know yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess you know, like, how did that get a movie?
Speaker 1: Before like Mario There's is great. I don't know that.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, technically it didn't because there was that Mario
Speaker 3: movie in the eighties the nineties, yeah, which was Terrible.
Speaker 4: Night John Leguizamo, and one before Sonic.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: That's kind of blood Rain got one before that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the Rain? That's yeah, the Blood Rain?
Speaker 10: The Bowl?
Speaker 1: Was it a bowl? The Blood Rain? Probably? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a Blood Rain movie. Yeah, there was like three of them.
Speaker 5: Was really popular for I don't understand why, because even
Speaker 5: on as a as a game, I didn't know many people.
Speaker 1: That were like really stoked on it. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even think I got three games in one movie.
Speaker 1: That might be it was. I think I know it
Speaker 1: got two games for sure. I remember when bledtering two
Speaker 1: game out. But yeah, it's weird the games.
Speaker 3: That get movies and like the movies that don't get games.
Speaker 3: Like I remember, like because we used to get a
Speaker 3: lot of a lot of like movie based tie and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was actually like some of us pretty I remember
Speaker 1: Expan Origins Wolverine was pretty good always. I remember it.
Speaker 5: For that it was like it was like and like
Speaker 5: Arkham Asylum mixed together like where it was just like
Speaker 5: a lot of counter stuff. But that fucking pounds though,
Speaker 5: was so cool. Lunch and just people apart. And it
Speaker 5: was why it was so fun was because it was
Speaker 5: the first time as a as a avid Wolverine fan,
Speaker 5: was the first time I ever felt like Wolverine playing
Speaker 5: a game, because it was always like nerved because he
Speaker 5: would literally slice people, but you never get to watching
Speaker 5: the animated the nineties.
Speaker 1: He would always be like, I'm gonna get you, and
Speaker 1: then something would happen.
Speaker 2: Before he'd be able to do anything, or it'll like
Speaker 2: slice a fucking fire hydrant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was always that bullsh I'm like, what a
Speaker 1: fucking waste of a character.
Speaker 5: People up, And it's the only time he ever got
Speaker 5: closed when he h he first encountered a Nightcrawler and
Speaker 5: he was trying to tear him apart. But Nightcrawler is
Speaker 5: obviously elusive, so it was cool at least seeing him
Speaker 5: trying to kill him, but he couldn't, so I was like,
Speaker 5: at least and the adults now he's like a people
Speaker 5: and sucking uh who you got it? He got exploded
Speaker 5: by Magneto, I think, Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Thing and he pulled the skeleton out that was. That's
Speaker 1: so Greg can't wait for the new season.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's gonna be a good Man show.
Speaker 4: The showrunner is not the same guy anymore.
Speaker 1: He's gone. Think you didn't get like canceled or something.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 6: He had so he did some He an actual wolverine
Speaker 6: on camera. I don't know, you put this suit on
Speaker 6: it too, sick fantasy.
Speaker 2: I think that's one of those animals. It's like disproportionately strong.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is smaller than a person. But he
Speaker 2: probably had like a really fucking hard time.
Speaker 1: It's all about the fight for him.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't want to.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to fuck it. He he just wants
Speaker 4: to know he could.
Speaker 1: He wants to.
Speaker 3: He wants to, he wants he wants to earn it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like dark souls, you know. Yeah, would
Speaker 3: you play like we have movie based games and like
Speaker 3: things like that. Would would you play like a person based.
Speaker 1: Game simulated a Helen Keller video game? Would you play
Speaker 1: a Helen Keller.
Speaker 4: Video if there was Steam like simulator game, I put
Speaker 4: most video game it's like Gary's Mob but elon.
Speaker 1: Musk, what is that? What is that? That's just that's
Speaker 1: what what is that? Yeah? What does he do?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What do you need to do?
Speaker 4: You just be like a game about being on Helen Keller.
Speaker 4: You're just in the de seed of someone that's very
Speaker 4: autista exist as them. So it's but then there's like
Speaker 4: mildly fantastic moments that kind of like break them nd y, Like,
Speaker 4: what the does that?
Speaker 1: It's just an autism simulators. How fun would you know
Speaker 1: you were playing a Helen Keller game that it gets
Speaker 1: dark up progressively? Yeah? Wait, I thought she was born
Speaker 1: Helen Keller. She wasn't forged, she was forged into Helen Keller.
Speaker 4: Yes, the process of delimination became she was whittled into
Speaker 4: the contemporary Helen Keller over.
Speaker 1: Right, So you get to see like her origin story like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and then it becomes and then it becomes
Speaker 3: one of those experimental like uh, hell Blade kind of
Speaker 3: games where like the screen goes dimmer and more blurry,
Speaker 3: and then like you kind of have to use your
Speaker 3: you have to, you have to.
Speaker 1: It says you have to play this with headphones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I tell you, I turned myself into kind of like
Speaker 1: a Helen Kellen truther. Oh yeah, Helen Kell. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a Helen Keller skepticist.
Speaker 2: Well, because okay, my girlfriend said, do you know that
Speaker 2: people like don't believe in Helen Keller? And as a
Speaker 2: bit I started, I started doing it, right, I started
Speaker 2: like denying Helen Keller right right, And and then like
Speaker 2: someone in the room very genuinely asked, like, what did
Speaker 2: Helen Keller actually like do?
Speaker 1: So I looked it up. And what Helen Keller actually
Speaker 1: did is she wrote nine books conveniently about the lady
Speaker 1: that was like her handler. Yeah, yeah, that's that's like,
Speaker 1: that's like all she wrote about was this woman. She
Speaker 1: wrote a little bit about herself.
Speaker 2: He first tour about herself, and then the rest of
Speaker 2: them are just about how great this handle.
Speaker 1: About how great my nanny is. Yeah, exactly, so great.
Speaker 3: I know my nanny is friends with like Forrest Whittaker,
Speaker 3: and I as like fantastical stories about her nanny and
Speaker 3: how great she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly awfully convenient. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Like the more I hear about it, Like when I
Speaker 3: heard the she when you told me that, people were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: she flew a plane. No, yeah, no, there's shot.
Speaker 2: Maybe she maybe they told her like flip this switch
Speaker 2: and off you go. Right, But if that's where your
Speaker 2: bar for flying a plane is, then like how much
Speaker 2: of the other thing that.
Speaker 1: She actually by that life?
Speaker 3: Like I've do you remember when they used to do
Speaker 3: the fucking uh they used to bring kids in and
Speaker 3: like they used to get like the wings, yeah, pilot
Speaker 3: wings or whatever to.
Speaker 1: Bring kids in the cockpit. This is obviously before crazy
Speaker 1: he had his crash out.
Speaker 11: They used to let kids in the in the in
Speaker 11: the cockpit, and then they would give you like a
Speaker 11: little pilot wigs.
Speaker 1: I've essentially like flown the plane that Helen con never
Speaker 1: done that.
Speaker 4: I let you in, Yeah, of course yeah would they
Speaker 4: would crash the plane? Yeah, yeah, the tails tail dies.
Speaker 3: Some kids, some five year old kid in the aisle
Speaker 3: seat is talking about how roads grow out of the ground,
Speaker 3: and he's like, we should not let him into the cockpit.
Speaker 1: That's not that Chris, compared to the ship that other
Speaker 1: kids have seen are said, it's not that bad. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Thick God rode in Thick God he wrote it, and
Speaker 1: he says, what's up? Fuck next? Like fu next incorporated?
Speaker 1: What are the best DLCs of all time? In your
Speaker 1: opinion objective or subjective? Was objective, which he says, which
Speaker 1: a Blood and Wine did, Nightmare and the Oblivion horse
Speaker 1: armer a horse y dollars? Wasn't that like the first
Speaker 1: fucking like like actual DLC as far as like it
Speaker 1: was like the first micro Michael transaction. That's that's that's yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was similarly egregious, right, Like, wasn't it like and
Speaker 2: now that's normal, and now fifty cents is cheap for
Speaker 2: that fifty it was fifty cents.
Speaker 1: Now it would be like people threw a flip over that,
Speaker 1: and people are spending like twenty dollars on skins. Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, but Shivering Isles, ironically Shivering Isles, Oblivion Shivering Isles
Speaker 2: was fucking sick as hell. I never played Oblivion. Yeah
Speaker 2: you you're not, dude. You should play it on stream.
Speaker 2: That game is janky as fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The reason I haven't finished it just fucking fucking
Speaker 1: glitch dog. Yeah yeah, raw dog, that's the reason I
Speaker 1: haven't finished it. So I have.
Speaker 5: I didn't mod it, and then I was just trying
Speaker 5: to get through it and it kept crashing like it
Speaker 5: was weird stuff.
Speaker 1: What was happening is having fun. But this was a
Speaker 1: long time ago, so I should I should go back to.
Speaker 3: They run really fucking it Like I was trying to
Speaker 3: play Fall in New Vegas, yeah, on PC, and it
Speaker 3: was just like this is not working right up.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck is going on. I
Speaker 1: broke that game somehow, like not somehow, it just well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just one of the things where it was
Speaker 1: it was an important it was an important mission. Like
Speaker 1: Helen Keller. Apparently she was.
Speaker 4: She was born broken because I thought she was blind,
Speaker 4: deaf and dumb my whole life, but she was actually smart.
Speaker 1: She's blind, deaf and smart, yeah, apparently, and then she
Speaker 1: learned like Phoenician. She flew planes. She discovered a mummy
Speaker 1: and she ripped it up, it apart like a cat furniture.
Speaker 4: If she gets them see, wouldn't make being able to
Speaker 4: see it like she gets the mummy crustle, she'll be able.
Speaker 1: To Why would have curse give you anything? Possibly?
Speaker 4: She started said, so many bus would be such a
Speaker 4: curse for her to see because she's so used.
Speaker 1: To like not seeing that scene.
Speaker 2: She's got a weird shape nose that she's never seen before,
Speaker 2: and then yeah, she sees it. She sees for like
Speaker 2: ten minutes, just long enough to be insecure about it.
Speaker 3: She's had nightmares about some demon in her in her memories,
Speaker 3: but it's always been vague.
Speaker 1: That she finds out that the demon looks exactly like
Speaker 1: her real face, or it's or it's the caretaker. Is
Speaker 1: the demon she's been dreaming about? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She she has this vivid memory of someone pouring bleach
Speaker 2: into her eyes and then she sees who's you.
Speaker 1: It was, it was you, and then the curse wears off,
Speaker 1: and yeah, oh my god, I mean I'd rather believe that.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen like biographics on her. What do you
Speaker 1: think they're gonna add Helen Kellor to Fortnite? You think soon?
Speaker 1: They did the Martin Luther King Day U thing? Did
Speaker 1: they do it again recently? I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: they're never better. Yeah, yeah, no, they're working on Ann
Speaker 1: Frank right now and Frank Celebration Day and the pajamas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly exactly. I thought that was gonna be a
Speaker 5: list fucking pack. Somebody said, would you buy a leam
Speaker 5: Neeson on Shinner's list?
Speaker 1: He was cool a Fortnite it was cool. I think
Speaker 1: they're gonna get to that point at some point, right,
Speaker 1: Like they're gonna run out of.
Speaker 4: Paula is in Fortnite, so yeah, probably Paula tradsn't.
Speaker 1: Well, that's from Dune. Dune is a really fucked fu series.
Speaker 1: They got, they got fucking They put Mariah Carey in there. Yes, yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: and which is funny and yeah yeah yeah plays Mariah
Speaker 1: Carey like the all I want for Christmas is us.
Speaker 1: I did, okay, you can play this Christmas Mariah care
Speaker 1: because I was like, why is she real? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's always relevant every twelve months?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good for her. I guess' smart. It's ironically
Speaker 3: a very smart idea to write.
Speaker 1: A Christmas every fucking if Spotify.
Speaker 2: I think I think at this point, like she she
Speaker 2: just won, and you're just like I think everybody has
Speaker 2: some agent that goes, oh, you gotta do a Christmas
Speaker 2: song every Christmas. You can bring it back, and then
Speaker 2: you get these like songs where it's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Christmas time. It's like that's not You're gonna never
Speaker 2: hear that again.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something. I bet those songs that
Speaker 1: that do sucking that we never hear make a ton
Speaker 1: of money though. No, here's the thing. If you can,
Speaker 1: Michael people breaking in money, go to people Spotify's that
Speaker 1: do Christmas albums. They're on their top charts all the time.
Speaker 2: That's because Macy just puts it on there. And let's
Speaker 2: say it's something like that is one of my favorite
Speaker 2: bands Christmas they made. We should do it all now
Speaker 2: in fucking February. I'm actually which one though, what you
Speaker 2: mean it's right our own. We'll steal one, yeah, steal it,
Speaker 2: make it gay and then.
Speaker 1: That's not smart that it has to be a cover
Speaker 1: because that's the cover.
Speaker 4: We can make a Christmas song like an actual ros song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we all do. Like I just can't dance
Speaker 1: in the video.
Speaker 5: I just learned how to because I create if you
Speaker 5: Spotify or all that thing you're supposed to if you
Speaker 5: wanted to appear on each person's artist account, I just
Speaker 5: learned how to do that because I was I was confused.
Speaker 5: I was like, how is distroc kid right? So yeah,
Speaker 5: I used distroy Kid because there's it's fucking whatever. There's
Speaker 5: probably maybe better ones, but this one works for me.
Speaker 1: I used to for a while but it's fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: sucks a while ago.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it got sorted out, and it's
Speaker 2: all of these are every someone has had a bad
Speaker 2: experience with fucking every service ever.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the one that uh Jonathan Young recommended to me,
Speaker 1: if you do covers, it was pretty good sound drop
Speaker 1: it would worked for me.
Speaker 5: I put a couple of covers on there. It seemed
Speaker 5: to work fun there on Spotify and the front the Yeah,
Speaker 5: the specifically covers though I don't know about like others.
Speaker 1: I gotta do that because I did.
Speaker 3: I did the brain stew one, and it keeps getting
Speaker 3: it keeps getting flagg because they think it's the real recording.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's got to be a way. See. One
Speaker 1: thing I can say this was years go Spotify if well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's do that they didn't want work never mind,
Speaker 1: because I was saying, whenever I had a problem with
Speaker 1: the if Spotify can help me get something distributed or
Speaker 1: if there was an issue, their customer service was fucking
Speaker 1: better than anything. Yeah, probably that was probably true like
Speaker 1: a while back, but like no way now that was nothing.
Speaker 5: And then whenever I would reach out to them, they
Speaker 5: would get back to me the next day, no matter what.
Speaker 5: Even when I chose a new artist's name, and then
Speaker 5: I learned that the SEO was fucking terrible, so I
Speaker 5: asked them to change it back, and they changed it back.
Speaker 5: It was like it was just like but yeah, those
Speaker 5: years ago, so.
Speaker 2: That's just crazy guitar at some point, Yeah, man, we
Speaker 2: can't start talking about this or it'll turn into like
Speaker 2: a whole info but.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, man, no, it's I'm I'm fucking they know,
Speaker 1: like they always hang out and go they they have
Speaker 1: this group chat of all those people and everybody you're
Speaker 1: probably in. I don't know, I don't not. Oh he's not.
Speaker 1: This is how I find out he's not. I was
Speaker 1: gonna tell him, for you to tell him that I
Speaker 1: didn't make it. Well, there's always stuff happening. I'm never there.
Speaker 5: It's so I'm like, it's I I'm just I'm so
Speaker 5: as soon as I get home, I have no the
Speaker 5: real world is gone. I don't know what's happening. So
Speaker 5: I'm I'm really I need to fix that comfortable to
Speaker 5: just be in your the place you live. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: it's good, but it's also really bad.
Speaker 1: We can't do it.
Speaker 4: I can't be at home so long I start going crazy.
Speaker 1: You're living with somebody, that's fine, that's true, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: But I just like being outside of my house. Like
Speaker 4: my house is boring, even though I've curated it to
Speaker 4: be a place that I should enjoy being all the time,
Speaker 4: I just get bored.
Speaker 1: Eventually, Well, we got, we gotta sat, we gotta actually
Speaker 1: before we part today just uh just like oh today,
Speaker 1: let's do it the this day or whatever? What do
Speaker 1: you call that? A date that wasn't even a bit
Speaker 1: discovers the concept of planning. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this whole time I've been ruminating on this DLC question,
Speaker 3: I don't have an answer because I I'm realizing.
Speaker 1: Now that I just like you gotta have one that
Speaker 1: you're like that was fucking dope. There, I think about
Speaker 1: ones that were better than I anticipated the big.
Speaker 4: I mean, Blood and Wine is probably the best one,
Speaker 4: like ever for you. I never played it for me. Really,
Speaker 4: really did you play Blood and One?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was, it was amazing. It's look, man, I I
Speaker 5: don't I don't know why Witcher three did. I like
Speaker 5: Witcher three.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 5: I have no problems with it. It just didn't hit
Speaker 5: me as hard as I thought it would. I'm not
Speaker 5: sure why I went you like, I like it a lot,
Speaker 5: but like it didn't. I don't have a good answer
Speaker 5: for one didn't.
Speaker 2: I think that game is too fucking long. I've played
Speaker 2: it once and I loved it, and then I've tried
Speaker 2: to play it like two more times, and both times
Speaker 2: I kind of like fall off.
Speaker 1: Like brand and I can't finish it.
Speaker 4: I agree, I can't finish it again because you get
Speaker 4: to because like you get to the point where you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is the end of it. This is the end,
Speaker 4: and then there's like and that was like thirty hours left,
Speaker 4: and you're like, well, I guess I.
Speaker 5: Remember that vividly. I remember that vividly. Everything's like this
Speaker 5: is it, this is the crescendo. We're done.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of a frustrating feeling for me when
Speaker 3: I feel like a game is ending and then it
Speaker 3: doesn't like that. I don't know if I like that, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't like games that are too long that when
Speaker 3: you fight the wild can you think like.
Speaker 1: This game is fucking over the wild Hunt?
Speaker 4: I don't like over And then there's literally like one
Speaker 4: third of the game left.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh left what.
Speaker 2: The thing that makes me go like is when they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've got to visit like five zones and then the
Speaker 2: first one is really long, and I'm just like the
Speaker 2: whole even if the game was that and it just
Speaker 2: didn't tell me just knowing, like there's exactly five more
Speaker 2: of these and this is exactly how long it takes.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that always bothers me, but it does.
Speaker 4: Part is fucking obnoxious, dude, the northern part where you
Speaker 4: have to go and fucking find random artifacts and fight
Speaker 4: a demon and it looks like smoke.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this? I gotta get around
Speaker 1: to finishing. It's really good.
Speaker 3: I played like I started that game no joke, like
Speaker 3: five times, like oh, like from the beginning, I was like,
Speaker 3: there's I know there's something here and I know I
Speaker 3: like it, but I don't like it enough.
Speaker 1: It was boring on it.
Speaker 5: To make it more interesting, make everyone naked and like
Speaker 5: like I have garyl like he's just bottom naked, like
Speaker 5: this is the bottom of the boner he's running around,
Speaker 5: and then like it makes it more interesting.
Speaker 2: I actually do think, yeah, you should give him a boner.
Speaker 2: But also that's a game that's like way better if
Speaker 2: you play it on a harder difficulty, because it can
Speaker 2: turn into just sludge after a bit, because like it
Speaker 2: gets way too easy if you play it on the default,
Speaker 2: but like if you actually have to like plan out
Speaker 2: the ship. Like when I was first playing the game
Speaker 2: on normal, and it's kind of just like shit's over
Speaker 2: leveled for you, I was like really fucking with it,
Speaker 2: and then it was like, oh, so like last time
Speaker 2: I played it, I bumped up the difficulty and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is way better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I gotta check it out. I've
Speaker 3: been working like a backlog right now.
Speaker 1: I own so many games I paid money for. Phantom
Speaker 1: Liberty another good, really good. Fantom Liberty was good. I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten to it. I haven't gotten to it either.
Speaker 4: Actually it is really cool.
Speaker 1: Phantom Liberty was good. I was super late on playing
Speaker 1: it in the I love cyberpol really good. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: actually really I liked it at launch. I like the characters.
Speaker 1: I like the world at launch, but it kind of
Speaker 1: like ruined it now for me because it's way better now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, I see.
Speaker 3: But I also didn't have I wasn't playing on PS four,
Speaker 3: so like the P four was hilarious yea, but yeah.
Speaker 1: I lost it. My game found disappeared. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: sick Jesus, that's fine. Is Phantom Liberty your answer is that?
Speaker 1: Or Blend and Wine.
Speaker 3: Is probably the one that I would say. The ones,
Speaker 3: the ones that I played, they're pretty it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I actually I also.
Speaker 4: Thought, like the Dragon, I'm freaking what you called the
Speaker 4: twin Dragon Shadow Dragon whoever it's called the far cry Blood.
Speaker 1: Dragon Blood dragon Blood.
Speaker 3: I appreciate standalone deal shows because but then I almost
Speaker 3: feel like a whole game that's.
Speaker 1: Like another game to me. Yeah, yes, I like, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I actually prefer those to like it would
Speaker 1: because that's something like say, for example, could have won
Speaker 1: Game of the Year for me technically you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Technic I wouldn't be I wouldn't be upset. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be upset.
Speaker 2: No no offense to Pnfardo da Vinci or whoever the
Speaker 2: fuck asked that. But like, it is this worth ruminating
Speaker 2: on for this?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we yeah, we fucking just we'll see
Speaker 3: what time is it. We got we got ten minutes.
Speaker 3: We'll do one more and then we'll wrap it up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's see.
Speaker 1: There's so many of these are just waste of fucking time.
Speaker 1: Read this, Yeah, I like I like the waste ones.
Speaker 1: Which one the top one?
Speaker 5: Gears Warrior read this Gear's Warrior, so Gears Cross Warrior
Speaker 5: nudes my niggas.
Speaker 1: That's all he wrote. You paid money for that.
Speaker 5: Look when I get in shape, I'm a I'm a
Speaker 5: hit up. My only fans can be called only thighs.
Speaker 1: Th pictures.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and with the like bicycle shorts and you can
Speaker 5: see male cameltone and stuff.
Speaker 1: But I need to get I'm gonna try.
Speaker 4: To get as hard as I possibly can, and I
Speaker 4: want to send him a picture of my extremely hard penis.
Speaker 1: I have the first time I ever met you. Let's
Speaker 1: sell your ball? Is that real?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like shorts with like a hole in them.
Speaker 1: You're like, my fucking balls are out that tracks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember this. I've retired those pants, but I
Speaker 1: still have them. That's fair. Yeah, around for the only
Speaker 1: fans my my thighs. You got good wrinklage. Destroy my
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Speaker 1: that a few times on accident. It's my thighs ruined.
Speaker 1: The crotch like it stretches the seams out right there
Speaker 1: and then it fucking starts loosing it up. And uh
Speaker 1: so now I just wear like a lot of stretchy stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's here's a good one to end on.
Speaker 3: Spike the Lizard wrote in he says, hello Puerto Rican
Speaker 3: black and combo of both.
Speaker 1: Okay? Nice?
Speaker 3: I also, technically we're commute alone. First time the first
Speaker 3: time question asker, first time question, ask you here. But
Speaker 3: I've been freeloading for the past six years.
Speaker 1: Well, bitch, chill frame one. We should be we should
Speaker 1: beat him and beat him up in an alley. I'm down.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 3: God comes down from the heavens and decides to delete
Speaker 3: the United States. But let's just you guys know beforehand,
Speaker 3: where do you guys move to? And how do you
Speaker 3: explain the sudden decision to lead?
Speaker 1: Well, can we tell anybody?
Speaker 3: I assumed the premise because we're expected to explain, is
Speaker 3: that the US is gone, and so is everybody's memory
Speaker 3: of it. Right, because if it was just gone, and
Speaker 3: everybody understood that it was gone. There would be no
Speaker 3: reason to explain because you'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, you're clear.
Speaker 4: I thought we're explaining where we're moving, explaining we're explaining
Speaker 4: why we're moving, like we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, the why why? I thought I thought it's where.
Speaker 1: I thought we're explaining the where, not where and why.
Speaker 1: Oh he said where and why? Well, I guess he
Speaker 1: just means where. How do you explain the sudden decision to.
Speaker 4: Leave exactly what's happening? I think we we're gonna be like,
Speaker 4: what's happeningable and be like he's expl that's yeah, I
Speaker 4: understand what you're saying. That is dumb as fuck thinking.
Speaker 4: What I'm thinking is that like, hey, we got like
Speaker 4: God's like, you guys got like nine ten hours before
Speaker 4: everything goes blank.
Speaker 1: You know, that's really fucking short. I guess I'm going
Speaker 1: to Canada.
Speaker 4: Immediately, to Mexico, just going to the closest one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then I'm gonna see America go by, and then I'm like,
Speaker 4: all right, cool, let's just drive up now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm curious, So where's like the world's Boston. Where
Speaker 1: does the world go for that?
Speaker 4: The World's Boston World. Boston's probably Mexico.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I only like cities that are like dirtier than l
Speaker 5: Yeah right, Uh that's no, I guess, uh Toronto, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I heard I heard getting kind of weird over there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hear that. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have such a lame Yeah, I wait, buildings,
Speaker 4: I guess, but I've been from New York, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean Drake's over there.
Speaker 2: It's because you know, cruelty, You're gonna cruelty, You're gonna
Speaker 2: make friends with Drake. Yeah, it's just this is gonna
Speaker 2: be like, you know, he's actually like not that bad.
Speaker 2: Like if you knew like everything with the Kendrick thing, yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd be that guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's always he doesn't. He doesn't handle that many teenagers.
Speaker 5: You got you're crazy. You guys are talking crazy.
Speaker 1: Not that many. There would be no reason to explain.
Speaker 1: In my view, I feel like it would just be
Speaker 1: like it's gone. The country came from his gone, he's gone.
Speaker 1: Tokyo is sick. Actually yeah, oh yeah, that's right. You
Speaker 1: went to Tokyo. Dude, that was so cool.
Speaker 2: I want to go too much of a real answer.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to think of like a dumb joke one.
Speaker 2: It's just like I doesn't want to go back.
Speaker 1: Real answers are valid. I would love to. I have
Speaker 1: been trying to go to Japan for a long time.
Speaker 1: I think we forced ourselves by having a show in Japan.
Speaker 1: What we we force you know, because it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: I haven't do a fucking snarktak travel vlog right at all.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of weirdos that'll show up just because
Speaker 1: they got like cash, and then there's probably we have
Speaker 1: three fans that'll just say, hey, there's these idiots that
Speaker 1: are gonna talk here, would you just come fill some seats?
Speaker 1: And they're very polite, so they'll do it like a
Speaker 1: little live show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know like that, like that's really cool, Like
Speaker 5: it'll I appreciate that they respect our culture and all
Speaker 5: this stuff, or allegedly, you know, like I don't know,
Speaker 5: we'll actually do so. Was there a coordinated thing with
Speaker 5: the rock tie and the Zoa energy, No, not at all,
Speaker 5: but that's crazy. Yeah this I just found it a
Speaker 5: twenty twelve. I found this at a what do you
Speaker 5: call those good will and I was like great, and
Speaker 5: this actually just happens to taste really good, does it? Yeah,
Speaker 5: the tropical punch one only though all the other flavors
Speaker 5: are like kind of piss, but.
Speaker 3: This one is actually good. Yeah, it tastes terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 3: until they pay us, until they pay Yeah, right, so
Speaker 3: this is really Yeah, let me turn the sexually just swill? Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you really like, look at it gives me money?
Speaker 1: What does swill? Exactly? Just like dirty garbage water? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the actual word is. Is it
Speaker 1: like a pig thing? I think it sounds like it
Speaker 1: sounds pig oriented. Swinee. I like swine. I like that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, slap, it sounds like a slop slop I envision
Speaker 13: it is like not like swill, is like like olive
Speaker 13: oil texture almost, but like dirty water, like gutter water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like gutter water, like oily a cup of gutter water. Man,
Speaker 1: would you would you take a swing?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: You don't, let me finish? How much eight bucks? No?
Speaker 4: Well, how much would it take for you to drink
Speaker 4: a one tea cup of.
Speaker 1: Com tea cup tea cup of cum I legitimately couldn't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 5: That's the problem. So, like, even if you gave me
Speaker 5: like a million dollars, I don't. I don't think I
Speaker 5: could really swallow it.
Speaker 14: So if it's the attempt, what is this like a
Speaker 14: fucking like I was cursed when I was born. Look,
Speaker 14: if it's an attempt, No it is.
Speaker 1: If it's wrong, If I get the money for attempting it,
Speaker 1: I'll do it for like a million dollars, like the money,
Speaker 1: get the money. You are like not completely attached.
Speaker 5: I'd probably do it for less actually because like at
Speaker 5: the end of the day, I'm like, at the end
Speaker 5: of the day, like, look, if it's like life changing money,
Speaker 5: like if it's an attempt, because like I.
Speaker 4: Won't do so how much you could you suck a dick?
Speaker 4: Not that that's different obvious, A lot of thing we'll see.
Speaker 4: To me, it's this that's inherently.
Speaker 2: Way the same, but probably less com Yeah, that is
Speaker 2: the trade off between this that's actually way amount of here's.
Speaker 4: The it's surely just the com it's not the sexual
Speaker 4: nature of it.
Speaker 5: Wait to come that bothers you, right, well, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: come kind of grossing me first verse and foremost I'm
Speaker 5: not grossed out by a brother.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's when we got to end it. There
Speaker 1: that's a perfect like it's the come that bothers you.
Speaker 1: We're your facts, fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3: We're gonna, we're gonna there will be a cut now
Speaker 3: and we're gonna we're gonna cut and then we're gonna
Speaker 3: read our names in uh three two.
Speaker 1: What's up, guys, it's your friendly neighborhood negroid. Uh. So
Speaker 1: we didn't get to do the credits with Lyle and uh.
Speaker 5: Also when we were gonna make it up, Uh, Chris's
Speaker 5: apartment had some outlet issues and the electrician came way
Speaker 5: too late. So it's at the point where I just
Speaker 5: gotta do it myself. Read read the names, and then uh,
Speaker 5: you know whatever, So UH apologize about that, but yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna get through the list and then I'm
Speaker 5: gonna go, I don't know, beat off or something.
Speaker 1: All right, So we got uh these are the twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars up people, so appreciate you off. You want
Speaker 1: to join and get your name read and read something
Speaker 1: or put something really stupid, that would be nice, all right?
Speaker 1: So deleted evil Tom Sweeney says, I love the gays,
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Speaker 1: Yalon wesk I am going to kill the president with
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Speaker 1: appreciated Emma build Gundam model kits. I thought about that.
Speaker 5: Actually, the people that I used to live with in Vegas,
Speaker 5: one of them was really trying to get me invested.
Speaker 5: But I kind of like I kind of fell off
Speaker 5: of Gundam's all the way back. I don't know, like
Speaker 5: my high school years. I kind of just whatever. There's
Speaker 5: been so much stuff that's come out, and I'm just
Speaker 5: so like, I just haven't caught up with.
Speaker 1: Any of it.
Speaker 5: Uh, my tart uncle used to molest you. Now that
Speaker 5: he has locked in syndrome, I O d on rhino
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Speaker 5: then he changes his avatar to the Globgo stupid binging
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Speaker 5: A lobster with human tits and penis large in parentheses,
Speaker 5: yet cub making swings child and albino. Yeah, Coop, I
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Speaker 5: H snark Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali. Man,
Speaker 5: I really want to do some type of I want
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 1: Some like outlandish live show.
Speaker 5: We've talked about Australia and then we've talked about Japan now,
Speaker 5: and I would really like the idea of the prospect
Speaker 5: of somebody who is a venue owner or a promoter
Speaker 5: in one of those respective countries to email us at
Speaker 5: snark Tank team at gmail dot com so we can
Speaker 5: actually set up something insane, something that we you know,
Speaker 5: we should probably have a show in the LA area first,
Speaker 5: but fuck it, I.
Speaker 1: Want to go all out. Uh. Man, I hope you
Speaker 1: guys don't hear the banging.
Speaker 5: There's people on our roofs doing roof stuff. I guess
Speaker 5: it sounds like they're just running like assholes, but I
Speaker 5: don't know. See snark Tank Okay, alright, read that? Hey baby,
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Speaker 1: but I don't know when's the last time he's actually
Speaker 1: been in the LA area.
Speaker 5: I know he's you would usually come to record new music.
Speaker 5: But I'll send him a message and say, hey, like,
Speaker 5: come stop by next time you're in town. I have
Speaker 5: a feeling that, but yeah, yeah, we get exammations on
Speaker 5: actually completely agree with that. I have a feeling that
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Speaker 1: eat roadhouse. Absolute horse piss in a chilled.
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Speaker 5: Derek looks like Frankly.
Speaker 1: In the Turtle.
Speaker 5: Holy fuck, I haven't heard I have forgot about Franklin.
Speaker 5: I completely forgot about I haven't heard about Franklin in
Speaker 5: a minute. Chris is built like a fourth grader.
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Speaker 5: would make my my foullus bust all over the place,
Speaker 5: fuck faced unstoppable. When you read the Patreon names, howard
Speaker 5: are they ordered by oldest member, money don't donated, or
Speaker 5: most gayest cardboard underscore pie.
Speaker 1: I think it's by.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 5: I think it's by most or least lesbian. I think
Speaker 5: that's the actual the box that you check. So I
Speaker 5: actually have no idea what the the criteria is for
Speaker 5: the for the order, I'm assuming oldest, newest, oldest. I'm
Speaker 5: assuming it's newest oldest. That's That's just the only thing
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Speaker 5: I mean, Tim Duncan is kind of just doesn't do
Speaker 5: anything right, like great basketball player, but like off court
Speaker 5: don't well if I literally don't see him ever or
Speaker 5: say anything. And uh, having Sweeten with all of them
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Speaker 5: Still sin wouldst thou be gay to fornicate with a
Speaker 5: Republican male, for they are not mow than giant pussies?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I said on and spirit it's not gay,
Speaker 5: but uh you.
Speaker 1: Know on paper it's it's still gay, you know.
Speaker 5: Auxiliary enjoyer Smitch of the kid Vivic didn't say anything
Speaker 5: when I told I wouldn't vote. We're gonna say, okay,
Speaker 5: she pipedan on my pipa ITCHI bond cusca uh post
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Speaker 5: just you go from being a complete fucking villain that
Speaker 5: you go from being like the like a demon just
Speaker 5: forgetting about everything, and then like afterwards you're like, what
Speaker 5: it's like, it's literally Doctor I'm assuming that Doctor Jekyll
Speaker 5: and mister Hyde is a allegory for just you know,
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Speaker 5: If we go to New York, maybe we'll find a
Speaker 5: way to beat him, Derek suggested no. Chris said, oh, oh,
Speaker 5: I see this is the thing. I guess Chris will
Speaker 5: have to read this again, but I'll do it too.
Speaker 5: Let me let me get a clear one though. If
Speaker 5: we go to New York, maybe we'll find a way
Speaker 5: to beat him. Derek suggested, no, said Chris.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 5: Sween asked Craig the Canadian. I've been writing questions with
Speaker 5: proper grammic. Oh wow, proper grammar and punctuation for years. Well, yeah,
Speaker 5: I guess the joke is you're not. It's your boy,
Speaker 5: Shawne d Major minority Snark Tank fans are now homeless
Speaker 5: and supported Big Facts Cerberus Agent two sixty seven. Wouldn't
Speaker 5: it be funny if Trump considered naming Greenland as Red, White,
Speaker 5: and Blue Land. That would be crazy, wouldn't it. I
Speaker 5: mean it, No, it wouldn't be crazy at all. Actually,
Speaker 5: it would be stupid and very believable. Did any party
Speaker 5: one Epstein Island catered by Jared Fogel and bartendered by
Speaker 5: Bill Cosby. It's so crazy every time I think about, like,
Speaker 5: so you have the Epstein and Jared Fogel in the
Speaker 5: same sentence one of my I have a an account
Speaker 5: in my in my Raid Shadow Legends clan name Epstein Fogel,
Speaker 5: and I always wonder what people think when they see
Speaker 5: all the all the user names, and yeah, shout out
Speaker 5: to that one one of our one of our listeners
Speaker 5: that actually joined my klan recently.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we don't really do much with it.
Speaker 5: I'm not a compart I don't fucking do PvP or
Speaker 5: I don't really compete and don't give a shit, especially
Speaker 5: in a gotcha game like I'm not retarded, uh, but
Speaker 5: good mechanics man like I swear by it. Raid Shadow
Speaker 5: Legends has fucking excellent turn based mechanics, and I know
Speaker 5: most people uh won't get to experience that because of
Speaker 5: all the negative shit surrounding it, which is completely understandable
Speaker 5: because it's still fucked up, Like gotcha mechanics just suck, man,
Speaker 5: Like this is a slow burn shit if you want
Speaker 5: to enjoy this game, like on the levels of like
Speaker 5: free to play, like what, I've been playing this game
Speaker 5: for fucking like five years now or something or longer almost,
Speaker 5: and like my account's pretty great, but I literally can't
Speaker 5: compete with anyone if I wanted to, like on the
Speaker 5: top people that I've been playing as long as me,
Speaker 5: because I don't spend thousands of dollars on this fucking game.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 5: I literally just saw somebody that was given away account
Speaker 5: that he he, he put a million dollars into that,
Speaker 5: and I'm just like this, the fucking people are so insane,
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Speaker 5: exactly what would happened. That was like, and I think
Speaker 5: a old man logan, uh when he like fucking I
Speaker 5: think a hulk tore them to pieces. I can't remember.
Speaker 5: I haven't read that shit in so long? How long
Speaker 5: ago the old man logan come out? I don't even
Speaker 5: read comics anymore. Man, It's just it's not even because
Speaker 5: I don't like him. It's just I can't multitask while
Speaker 5: reading stuff. So now I'm fucking a slave to audio
Speaker 5: books and audio shit, so I can also do other things,
Speaker 5: so like comics, I'm like, yeah, whatever, I can't fucking
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Speaker 5: Good luck, donk Donkerson the Colon Swinging Slasher. My villain
Speaker 5: arc has begun. Some asshole in New York got my
Speaker 5: debit card number and spent hundreds on poor. I will
Speaker 5: find him well, hopefully have a good bank, and they'll
Speaker 5: just refund you. No problem, because I've had I've had
Speaker 5: fraudulent charges and I've luckily everything has been refunded with
Speaker 5: no fucking hassle. But it was also shitty since Elon
Speaker 5: Musk is getting rid of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
Speaker 5: If you had a problem, you would be able to
Speaker 5: reach out to them when they would take care of it,
Speaker 5: but not anymore. So get on that fucking asshole PB, Derek.
Speaker 5: When is the review of all your alphabetically played games coming?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: I took a long pause. I don't even remember where
Speaker 5: I stopped. Oh, I stopped at an IM because I
Speaker 5: never beat Metal Gear five, and so I started playing
Speaker 5: through it and I got distracted. I don't even I'm
Speaker 5: really not even playing games right now. I've just been
Speaker 5: writing like a bunch of music.
Speaker 1: So when I get to the bottom, because the thing is,
Speaker 1: I'm not even abandon the thing because I've already kind
Speaker 1: of learned the lesson that I was trying to do
Speaker 1: that I'm buying way too many fucking games. Sure they're
Speaker 1: like five dollars or two dollars or super great deal,
Speaker 1: so it just stacks up. But most of these games,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested enough to finish them. And sure, I
Speaker 1: guess it's worth the money that I bought, you know,
Speaker 1: but it's just one of those things that like, I
Speaker 1: don't need to buy that much stuff because really my
Speaker 1: thought process is I keep going back to like wanting
Speaker 1: to play Skyrim or Balder's Gate three, or there's just
Speaker 1: certain older games that I just want to play, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that's totally fine, Like why do I need
Speaker 1: to fucking buy everything I'm interested in? It's actually just
Speaker 1: really think about it. But yeah, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Where are we at? Hey? What the fuck? What happened
Speaker 1: to my thing? Oh?
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Speaker 5: found rings. Yeah, cumface, it's like clay face, but well,
Speaker 5: you know, maybe fishy making my daily deposit in the
Speaker 5: cum drawer. Tom Sweeney is a sweet and beautiful angel.
Speaker 5: Oh well, hey, there you go find some positive fucking
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Speaker 1: That's big facts. First hurts of Keith David currently playing
Speaker 1: and enjoying Condom King Deliveries us stupid. That's so dumb sho.
Speaker 1: Didn't it at least be Kingdom come with cum or something.
Speaker 1: But Condom King Deliveries too is kind of funny. That's funny.
Speaker 5: Jamar from Afar Hey Fellas, I found the seven Dragon
Speaker 5: Balls the pre Rise Blake eight ninety six.
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are?
Speaker 5: I am the slob cock, the slob cock gab gallab nice.
Speaker 5: Uh do you think Brian Thomps's last words were, wah
Speaker 5: got stuck in snow for two weeks, was a bit cold.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 5: Jared Fogel using Doc Brown's time machine to molest himself
Speaker 5: as a job. I love that Texas State of Salad shot.
Speaker 5: Young Sheldon says, watch common side Effects. Stupid cold dissack
Speaker 5: your hair for the wedding. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Ah man, Yeah, I gotta read that. We gotta read
Speaker 1: that shit again, and we're gonna force we need to
Speaker 1: cold A sack? Is his cold a sack? Did? I
Speaker 1: I am insane? Cold a sack? You're here for the wedding?
Speaker 1: Nikki Ziggy.
Speaker 5: For some reason, in my brain, nutsack was in there,
Speaker 5: so it was like cold a sack your nutsack.
Speaker 1: It's just not a bad idea either. Sixty Shades of
Speaker 1: Gay the Quartering exploring his new sewer layer after being
Speaker 1: flushed down his pistrain. I love that. Christopher Colon Bust
Speaker 1: the Wompa fruits are laced with estrogen crash, nice fuck
Speaker 1: ticket meister, Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly Brave Dog the Baby
Speaker 1: Hunter Etheria needs help lowering his weapon, and Halo three
Speaker 1: Orange Man Hunter Nae from we only got a couple
Speaker 1: more men Molifus won and rounding out the list. Here
Speaker 1: we go, Baby the King.
Speaker 5: Of Haphazard. Yeah, so okay, somebody asked, uh, let me
Speaker 5: see what's the order of these, so.
Speaker 1: January, let me see what the fuck? Why isn't it
Speaker 1: show on the first page. It's sick. That's really cool.
Speaker 5: That's really cool because if you go on the last page,
Speaker 5: it has a whole like it shows everything in the
Speaker 5: columns like lifetime pledge, joined date and all this stuff
Speaker 5: in the very last page. I'm assuming because it's some
Speaker 5: people that I guess they joined when we first launched
Speaker 5: the Patreon back in twenty twenty, so it has to
Speaker 5: be that by oldest to news. But yeah, appreciate you
Speaker 5: all for being a part of this, Like it's crazy,
Speaker 5: it's uh and the Patreon keeps growing. I mean tell
Speaker 5: your people, man, especially uh, We've got some pretty cool
Speaker 5: extra amos on there that you know, it's exclusive to
Speaker 5: the five dollars tier. So but yeah, thank you guys,
Speaker 5: Like seriously, this is fucking awesome. And hey, man, let
Speaker 5: us know, let us know what else we can do
Speaker 5: to improve the show. You know, we want to grow
Speaker 5: up more and then do live shows and also just
Speaker 5: you know, just try to fucking make motherfuckers laugh when
Speaker 5: ship in this country is dumb as fuck.
Speaker 1: All right, take care, guys,