Speaker 1: We have a special guest. She's bold, she's blunt, and
Speaker 1: she's never been afraid to stir the pot.
Speaker 2: The one and only Miss Brandy Glanville.
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. I'm excited to have you on the
Speaker 1: Private Talk couch to get to know you a little
Speaker 1: bit more. I've heard so many wonderful things about you,
Speaker 1: and I've seen you on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, it's a mixture of everything.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to see the un in front of me.
Speaker 3: I wish I was. We're private, I wish I could
Speaker 3: private talk every I'm the open book.
Speaker 1: But that's what it's like, two girlfriends getting to know
Speaker 1: each other where we don't know each other that well,
Speaker 1: but by the end, it's like we're having.
Speaker 3: A Kiki Listen. I'm down for it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. So you recently had a really you know,
Speaker 1: crazy episode just last night, you know, you had you
Speaker 1: had to call nine one one. You woke up and
Speaker 1: you couldn't move your neck. Like that's one thank you
Speaker 1: for coming after all of this, you see, Lena mean,
Speaker 1: talk about that experience. I know you've gone through a
Speaker 1: lot of health issues recently and you kind of are
Speaker 1: just don't know what to do, and when you wake
Speaker 1: up and something like that, it's like a pairing situation,
Speaker 1: like can you tell us how the day went yesterday
Speaker 1: and what the outcome of that is.
Speaker 3: Well, the outcome I can tell you was that Kaiser
Speaker 3: had a Brady Glenview housewife's fit and it was there
Speaker 3: was blood everywhere. I'm not gonna lie, oh but bloody mess.
Speaker 3: It was a bloody mess. Okay, okay, yes, So we're
Speaker 3: still trying to get to the bottom of what's going on.
Speaker 3: No one actually knows. It's been almost two years. My
Speaker 3: face was swelling up a lot, and then it started
Speaker 3: snaking in and then like I'll have good bait, good
Speaker 3: days and bad days, and then my skin turns gray,
Speaker 3: which is I'll show you the video after. It's disgusting,
Speaker 3: but there's something wrong. And the guy, the year guy
Speaker 3: said to me, like, you really need to see a doctor.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I'm a fucking loser. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: in the emergency room because I could not move for
Speaker 3: four hours, Like that is an emergency and that's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean, when you wake up like
Speaker 1: you're supposed to hear every single day, and then it's
Speaker 1: like you can't move.
Speaker 3: I've never had that in my life. And I felt
Speaker 3: one's downstairs ring and I'm like, no kids are at home,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what theatrifie so fucking And thank god
Speaker 3: my dog jumped from my stomach because like it kind
Speaker 3: of jerked me up. So I drew my arm over
Speaker 3: to get the drawn and then I was like I
Speaker 3: got up and not just hurt my neck, but anyway.
Speaker 3: Then I was like, I called my doctor that isn't
Speaker 3: from Kaiser, Yes, I hate you Kaiser, and she's like,
Speaker 3: called nine on one right away, and I did, and
Speaker 3: they basically just were like, was that the.
Speaker 1: First time that those symptoms that happened. I know that
Speaker 1: you've been kind of dealing with this health stuff for
Speaker 1: quite a bit, but it does it kind of get oh,
Speaker 1: nothing new every time or no, no.
Speaker 3: It's the same. But it used to just be on
Speaker 3: the left side of my face, and now it's on
Speaker 3: my whole head and it's on my neck, it's moving
Speaker 3: down my left arm, so's something's growing and it's getting
Speaker 3: It's like I don't want to wake up and not
Speaker 3: wake up one.
Speaker 1: Day for sure.
Speaker 3: And so the fact that it's you know, I've been
Speaker 3: on an antibiotics straight for almost two years and I
Speaker 3: hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just like you're just taking over your life.
Speaker 3: It has kind of you know.
Speaker 1: It's it's because it's like it's frustrating when you have
Speaker 1: something that you know for sure is happening to your
Speaker 1: body that you've had your whole life, and then people
Speaker 1: like either think you're lying or think you're like trying
Speaker 1: to do things for the potential, and it's like, why
Speaker 1: would I want to do this to myself. It's unfortunate
Speaker 1: that has to happen. So, because you're so vocal with
Speaker 1: you know, your health and everything like that, how is
Speaker 1: the community that you've built kind of been How have
Speaker 1: they been for you? Have they been an advocate for you,
Speaker 1: given you a place where you can kind of tell
Speaker 1: your woes and kind of like get feedback, or have
Speaker 1: they been negative?
Speaker 3: Well, So for the first almost year, I didn't tell anyone, okay,
Speaker 3: and I was going through some you know, reality we
Speaker 3: I'm already drunk reality TV bullshit, and so everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 3: she disappeared, she's guilty, she's done something wrong that she's
Speaker 3: tucking in her tail, and she left, and meanwhile I
Speaker 3: was having lumps, my face was ding like gymnastics. And
Speaker 3: so finally, one night drinking and instagramming, and I was like,
Speaker 3: somebody's like, oh, yeah, she's deaf, guilty like she does.
Speaker 3: She always says, you know what's up. And so finally
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck you all, this is what I look like.
Speaker 3: And I sent a picture out and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden the next day and it was something I
Speaker 3: didn't want to share because I thought I could get
Speaker 3: a grasp on it, get it figured out, and then
Speaker 3: come back and be cute again. And I kind of
Speaker 3: in sharing it, I felt a fucking giant relief and
Speaker 3: I allowed to cuss.
Speaker 2: By the ways, Okay, sorry, do you regret sharing it?
Speaker 1: I know that you say that's a relief, but at
Speaker 1: the time it's like something almost kind of feel like
Speaker 1: you were backed in a corner, because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: people are like accusing you of not coming out and
Speaker 1: coming forth because you are so you know, voiceful about
Speaker 1: your opinions and your actions.
Speaker 3: And now it's like, I don't regret sharing it, only
Speaker 3: because I have found a community online of men and
Speaker 3: women that have the same symptoms and have no answers,
Speaker 3: and so we're all now in this group text, and
Speaker 3: you know, we're talking to each other about different things
Speaker 3: that have happened, and there is something that is going
Speaker 3: on that no doctors can figure out. And this is
Speaker 3: all across the United States. I'm sure it's happening in Europe.
Speaker 3: But everyone I'm talking to online, I found my community.
Speaker 3: I have my village.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: I feel like if anything, that's kind of brought the
Speaker 1: fresh air where it's like almost where it's like at
Speaker 1: some point, I'm sure you kind of maybe feel crazy or.
Speaker 3: Like I'm just I'm sick of complaining. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: like that's what I did to you. I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Like I don't I don't even answer my
Speaker 3: phone anymore because when someone says how are you, I
Speaker 3: don't want to be like wow at the hospital and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I also feel in a sense of like
Speaker 1: you finding your community and like you being such a
Speaker 1: voiceable person as an advocacy of maybe figuring out what
Speaker 1: this really is and busting down the doors and being
Speaker 1: like no, I am going to keep telling you. And
Speaker 1: I mean I'm going to come back, and if it
Speaker 1: means I'm complaining, then I'm complaining. But this is your health.
Speaker 1: You know, you have kids, you have a legacy of
Speaker 1: a brand, and you know, a business entrepreneur and all
Speaker 1: these things where it's like you have something to fight for,
Speaker 1: and so everybody else is out there too. It's like
Speaker 1: I think it's sometimes I want to give them a
Speaker 1: voice and fortunate unfortunately to kind of stir the pot
Speaker 1: of what's happening really in the metatile or even like
Speaker 1: with you know, insurance people too, and just like them
Speaker 1: not really being as educated as you're supposed to.
Speaker 3: No, their answerquation, they're like they're very they're old, set
Speaker 3: in their ways. It's like when someone has cancer, they
Speaker 3: just throw camo at them and like chemera radiation. That's
Speaker 3: that's My best friend has cancer, by the way, and
Speaker 3: that's not like listen, we make fun of it. He's like, oh,
Speaker 3: now you're sick too. Oh it wasn't about you for
Speaker 3: a hot second. You had to make it about you.
Speaker 3: So we laugh at it and we like we try
Speaker 3: to make it funny, but like the whole like honestly,
Speaker 3: like just having these women and they's been like have
Speaker 3: an outlet where you can complain and we can share
Speaker 3: pictures that no one's ever going to see, and we
Speaker 3: can you know, listen, I might be doing something for
Speaker 3: these people and for myself that it's going to shine
Speaker 3: a light on all of this, or that is the plan.
Speaker 1: Do you have any like you know, I know that
Speaker 1: things kind of change, and like even yesterday as a setback,
Speaker 1: I'm sure for like where your growth has kind of
Speaker 1: been with this, But is there any kind of plan
Speaker 1: on what to do or what's next or is it
Speaker 1: just what happens?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I might just get on a plane
Speaker 3: and go to the Mayo Clinic and not leave. I
Speaker 3: was like planning to stay at Kaiser. I was trying
Speaker 3: not to leave. So this doctor pissed me the fuck off,
Speaker 3: like he was so condescending and so rude. And then
Speaker 3: they did a cat skin and like you have a
Speaker 3: ton of inflammation, like all in your neck and the
Speaker 3: reason the door. My other doctor from CEDAR said call
Speaker 3: nine one one. She thought it might be meningitis, and
Speaker 3: very well could be. They're like, you know, I said,
Speaker 3: you treat that. How you find that out is like
Speaker 3: with a spinal tap. So are you saying you want
Speaker 3: a spinal tap? And like you, who wants? But by
Speaker 3: the way, I've had one and I want to be better.
Speaker 3: It's for two fucking years. I want I maybe have
Speaker 3: like two years of looking hot left. So this is
Speaker 3: not hot. It's not been hot for two years. I
Speaker 3: need to get my groove back. My person needs to
Speaker 3: get on.
Speaker 2: How do we get your groove at? Brandy?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 1: I heard that you know you've been very vocal, even
Speaker 1: celibate for two years, and I feel like, not my choice.
Speaker 1: Well I understand that, but I also feel like me
Speaker 1: being Alexis Texas and being in the adult industry and
Speaker 1: not anymore. But two years is suck?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 2: Do you even think about sex anymore?
Speaker 3: All of the time?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: It's are you?
Speaker 1: Are you masturbating?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 2: So how often do you masturbate a day?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Every day?
Speaker 3: But okay, like so do you feel depends?
Speaker 2: That's why every place is the.
Speaker 3: I need human but I need human touch. I need
Speaker 3: to be thrown around. I need I need to feel
Speaker 3: like a girl because I feel like I'm such a
Speaker 3: boss bitch, like I'm the dad and the mom for
Speaker 3: my kids.
Speaker 1: Like so you want an alpha male because I'm alpha,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm like you, like we're boss witches, we do shit.
Speaker 3: I want to feel like a girl, and but I
Speaker 3: also want to feel pretty. And this is the most
Speaker 3: insecure I've ever been in my life where I don't
Speaker 3: want to I ically, I don't want to leave the house.
Speaker 3: The last thing I'm thinking about is like having someone
Speaker 3: look at my face. I mean, I guess they could
Speaker 3: put a pillow over me.
Speaker 1: Girl. No, I think it's one of those things. And
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a interesting because I could people
Speaker 1: could say so many things to you and then it
Speaker 1: doesn't relate. You know, you're not going through what you're
Speaker 1: going personally through. But I also feel like too, it's
Speaker 1: like a learning lessons of that sometimes the outside beauty
Speaker 1: is like less important than what's inside your heart and
Speaker 1: like who your true and core is. It's like working
Speaker 1: on that in your self worth is like what's on
Speaker 1: the outside that's for everybody else. For you is like
Speaker 1: I think you're a beautiful bright light and I think
Speaker 1: that that doesn't have anything to do unfortunately with your
Speaker 1: health right now, it's making you feel like here, but
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a there will come a time
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know what, like this is just
Speaker 1: who I am and how I am. I saying people
Speaker 1: go through accidents and when they stay married with somebody
Speaker 1: doing these things where it's sometimes those things are a
Speaker 1: little bit more vain, where it's like I don't think,
Speaker 1: I feel like we kind of mis see what's going
Speaker 1: on with where it's like.
Speaker 3: I think for me, like just coming up like I
Speaker 3: uaster model for like my life and then I met
Speaker 3: this handsome actor. I got married, and it was always
Speaker 3: about looks, looked looks and then and I always would
Speaker 3: say to my kids, because they're very handsome, they would
Speaker 3: look in the mirror for I'm like, guys, looks fade
Speaker 3: like that was my favorite thing to say, looks fake guys.
Speaker 3: It's about the inside if the inside doesn't match you outside,
Speaker 3: and it does for them, but they are a little cocky.
Speaker 3: But I did think that there's a purpose for this,
Speaker 3: like I am supposed to help these A couple of
Speaker 3: these women that I've been talking with have had this
Speaker 3: go around.
Speaker 2: For six years, wow, six years.
Speaker 3: And they've been what they've sent me like what that
Speaker 3: they've tried, you know, home remedies and all they have
Speaker 3: helped more than anything a doctor has done for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm you know, for me, I'm very like
Speaker 1: spiritual and like in the EmPATH and those realms of
Speaker 1: things and even you know, I take fourteen different environments.
Speaker 1: But it's like from Siemas to the taxi Doyle and
Speaker 1: all these things where it's like, I think the more
Speaker 1: holistic time nowadays is showing us, especially now that all
Speaker 1: these incidents are happening with medical things and like the
Speaker 1: greed of what that industry is right of where it's like.
Speaker 2: Do you really want to help people or do you
Speaker 2: want to help people suffer?
Speaker 1: Because there are like medicines out there that could do
Speaker 1: those things that are on a homeopathic type of No.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm not having access to them, right.
Speaker 1: I think that don't have insurance or you know, I
Speaker 1: can afford the remedy or like the pills or the
Speaker 1: steroids or whatever the things that you need to like
Speaker 1: kind of fight.
Speaker 3: I would say, like I told my kids, if I
Speaker 3: was a Kardashian, I would have been fixed two days.
Speaker 3: This would not be happening for two years. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would be at the best doctors in Switzerland. Or where
Speaker 3: the fuck ever, and it would have just been fixed.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, you know, when you don't have
Speaker 3: the access to proper medical care because you can't afford it,
Speaker 3: that's when you really do have to turn to community
Speaker 3: and social media and all of these things, and because
Speaker 3: that's what that's all you have, you know, it can
Speaker 3: be a little bit like jauntao isolated.
Speaker 2: Like you said, you don't want to go out, you
Speaker 2: don't want to say things.
Speaker 1: But at least like in like Computer I mean, or
Speaker 1: like the computer Keyboard Warriors, how they say it's like
Speaker 1: they're positively for you in this sense where I feel
Speaker 1: like it's kind of cool that you they've found a
Speaker 1: community for you to kind of not necessarily a leader,
Speaker 1: but to kind of bring them together to show.
Speaker 3: I want to find out what's wrong with all of us,
Speaker 3: all those things like I want. I feel like this
Speaker 3: is probably happening to me partly because I'm supposed to
Speaker 3: use my platform for good, Like I don't know that
Speaker 3: I necessarily have done that, And I mean, like I
Speaker 3: tried to do try to live a great life and
Speaker 3: like be sweet and be a good person, but I
Speaker 3: haven't like really used it. I mean I did raise
Speaker 3: a lot of money for some charities and whatnot. But
Speaker 3: now that this is a difference to right personal well,
Speaker 3: and it's sad that it took that for me to
Speaker 3: want to use this platform for that. But I do
Speaker 3: always want to try to help everyone when I can.
Speaker 3: But of course, like having it personally happening to me
Speaker 3: right now has made me like this journey. Now, I
Speaker 3: feel like I have weight on my shoulders because these
Speaker 3: other people are depending on me and I want to
Speaker 3: do this for them, and that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to make it get done.
Speaker 2: Yeahirl, you're gonna get it done.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get it done. Let's get back, Yes, girls,
Speaker 1: get back to getting back because.
Speaker 3: Two years, Like, girl, that's not my choy.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I just do you remember the last
Speaker 2: Yes I do.
Speaker 3: I don't, but I could.
Speaker 1: Was it good?
Speaker 3: Yes? It was very good?
Speaker 1: Okay, so why don't you that's the last one you had?
Speaker 1: Like for me, it's like I don't have to watch something.
Speaker 1: I could just go back to my experiences.
Speaker 3: I really don't like him. Okay, So it was it
Speaker 3: was like great sex, but bad human.
Speaker 1: Toxic, So that's what sometimes makes the sex kind of good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was totally good, but like there's no empathy there,
Speaker 3: like like he's like, you want to fuck, and like
Speaker 3: I don't want to fuck when I like when I'm
Speaker 3: he's all about the aesthetic, okay, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And and my whole thing is like I like getting
Speaker 3: dressed up. I like I do like a little performance
Speaker 3: art and then you like to put.
Speaker 1: On a show. I love it, Okay, I'd like to
Speaker 1: wear outfits.
Speaker 3: I buy lingerie for myself and more so when I
Speaker 3: don't have boyfriends, which is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I will walk around laundry in my house in a
Speaker 2: robe all that time.
Speaker 3: I still do, and like my kids are like, mom, no,
Speaker 3: they just put it away. Could you put a bram?
Speaker 3: My friends a point?
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh, I feel like there has to
Speaker 1: be like a way that this taxes could help, you know,
Speaker 1: like get your groove back. I feel like, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: What is like your standards and requirement for like the
Speaker 1: next one that you're gonna fuck? Is it because they're
Speaker 1: not like putting it out there? Or is it do
Speaker 1: you want it to be a booty called You're you
Speaker 1: looking for something serious?
Speaker 3: I'm not a start anything else from having sex for
Speaker 3: two years. Like I'm just I'm feeling really insecure about
Speaker 3: my my face okay, and like it will just sink
Speaker 3: in your turn great at any point and you don't
Speaker 3: get to choose when it happens, and it's God forbid
Speaker 3: that happens. And I'm like, then you just leave, just
Speaker 3: reverse cowboy the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much doggy, Like there's other ways.
Speaker 2: That's not Saturday.
Speaker 3: I like also, like a romance, it just has to
Speaker 3: start like a little bit romantic. I'll tell you a
Speaker 3: lot more about this later.
Speaker 1: So you need to like you need like four play.
Speaker 3: I love for play. Yeah, but I mean like ultimately,
Speaker 3: I want to get what I want to what I want?
Speaker 1: What are you wanting to get?
Speaker 3: I want to get fucked properly.
Speaker 1: What is getting fucked properly means you just or No,
Speaker 1: I want to make I totally want to make out,
Speaker 1: like make out, makeout like all of the things. But
Speaker 1: that sounds like love making.
Speaker 3: No, I'm there's no love there. No, I just really
Speaker 3: love kissing. Like I've made up with all of my
Speaker 3: girlfriends may not band it, they're all like completely straight.
Speaker 3: I just thought I get drunk and I start kissing everyone.
Speaker 1: Okay, and so a lot of college girlfriends like you,
Speaker 1: and then they'd be the next day it'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we never kiss. I'm like, I have pictures, bitch, do.
Speaker 3: Not like, well, actually, can we take that hard hour? No?
Speaker 3: But like I've always just been like waste up. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't even know anymore because now I've been with women.
Speaker 3: But like before I had been with women, I always
Speaker 3: to joke that I was a waste up lesband okay,
Speaker 3: and then because I just I'm just very attractive, too
Speaker 3: beautiful women.
Speaker 1: And then there was a woman that you kiss that
Speaker 1: made your pea.
Speaker 3: Wet, and then you wanted to know there was a
Speaker 3: guy that fucking broke my heart. I decided to just
Speaker 3: try the whole girl show nanigans and it was good.
Speaker 3: It was like, great you would. Yeah, I have done
Speaker 3: it again, and I like, I like it, But I
Speaker 3: still like I love men.
Speaker 1: So you could fuck women but not be in a
Speaker 1: relationship with women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think that women.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like that work too much any one of me.
Speaker 1: But I like to fuck you and somebody be.
Speaker 3: The boss of me. Yeah, exactly, in the same Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like that please don't text me all day long
Speaker 3: the next day. I'm very like, I have like a
Speaker 3: dude like thing, like when they text me too much
Speaker 3: or they put emojis, it gives me cringe and I'm like,
Speaker 3: can't know you're a dude, like you're a man, like
Speaker 3: get it together. No, one we don't need like like
Speaker 3: these guns of emojis are a happy pace.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you don't get the eggs emoi or
Speaker 1: banana no the West.
Speaker 3: You actually have that egg plant, you don't need to
Speaker 3: put it in a fucking emoji like like sup, Like.
Speaker 2: That means something a little.
Speaker 3: That's the one that does get me. That's the only one.
Speaker 1: Best friends.
Speaker 3: Exactly, we are similar.
Speaker 1: I like that. So you've also been very vocal about
Speaker 1: the men that you've used to have sex. But even
Speaker 1: though that's been two years.
Speaker 3: And my bench is pretty fucking hot.
Speaker 1: Which ride was the funnest.
Speaker 5: Um, Which, m that's a tough one because why because
Speaker 5: there's so many that I really only do great.
Speaker 2: Only excellence, I really did.
Speaker 3: They're all super hot and I can never be like
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 2: Never have a summer really hop of can't fuck.
Speaker 3: No exactly no, if they if they're hot and they
Speaker 3: can't funk, They're gone. Okay, so don't worry.
Speaker 2: Okay, So no repeat offending.
Speaker 1: I had to do it wife, because then the first
Speaker 1: time maybe a little, the first time she never should whatever,
Speaker 1: and then you should like know by that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I had that. Well I'm not allowed to
Speaker 3: talk about Room one podcast anymore. But there was a
Speaker 3: guy for like three years I met him. He was
Speaker 3: my uber driver, like super hot.
Speaker 1: Was he a struggling actor trying to be he.
Speaker 3: Was a model, but he was an uber driver and
Speaker 3: I think he might have been an escort as well,
Speaker 3: which I don't give two fucks when I have the
Speaker 3: strint Mercedes. And then my Australian friend invited him into
Speaker 3: my house, not that one, but my girlfriend Katrina. I'm like,
Speaker 3: he's gonna fucking steal something, what are you doing? Of
Speaker 3: course I ended up having sex with that.
Speaker 2: He's still here vagina, but.
Speaker 3: He's still my vagina. And then he stuck around for
Speaker 3: three years and he's like fifteen years younger than me.
Speaker 1: Was it for you at that time like a like
Speaker 1: just a sex thing or was a relationship?
Speaker 3: It was just sex And he would get mad that
Speaker 3: I didn't get jealous because he was like he younger,
Speaker 3: he wanted to see me jealous. I'm like, trust me,
Speaker 3: I put that away. You don't want want that psychotic
Speaker 3: miss out because it's scary. I'm like toxic though, why
Speaker 3: I don't like when I go there, it's hard to
Speaker 3: get back out of that that it's really really damaging
Speaker 3: for me. But I have it, trust me.
Speaker 1: I mean for at this point to you know, it's
Speaker 1: like the older we get to, our mental health is
Speaker 1: really more important, so much more important, so much work
Speaker 1: I'm away from like we would say, like the old
Speaker 1: version of you, and it's like the healed version is
Speaker 1: it's still in there right, no.
Speaker 3: One see it. I'm like, be thankful.
Speaker 1: So is that man that you're not allowed to talk about?
Speaker 1: Is that's your favorite ride?
Speaker 3: I mean, I've had all of our kid ones. I
Speaker 3: don't think I have one favorite. Well I do have
Speaker 3: one favorite. It's the last one. I really don't enjoy him.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he enjoyed the dick, he didn't enjoy the man.
Speaker 3: All the things were great except for the human inside
Speaker 3: of him. It's the lips were good, like the making
Speaker 3: out was good, Like all of this stuff was good. Okay,
Speaker 3: just the attitude bad human, bad human?
Speaker 1: What have you had any crazy fan like sexual dms
Speaker 1: come in that you maybe kind of why, or like
Speaker 1: gals and gays.
Speaker 2: Okay, so no one's trying to say.
Speaker 3: No, but I know I've had a couple guys like
Speaker 3: DM me cute.
Speaker 1: But that something that you would entertain. Like if someone's
Speaker 1: out there right now and they're like thinking they can
Speaker 1: shoot their shot and they're like, hey, I can bring
Speaker 1: the to your celibacy, would they have a chance if
Speaker 1: they sit in your DM?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate the word celibacy, but it's okay. But
Speaker 3: because it's not my choice, it's just I haven't but it.
Speaker 2: Is accurately what's happening. Yeah, you're holding you have a
Speaker 2: chastity being down there.
Speaker 3: I really that's going on?
Speaker 1: Who has the key?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Who has the key?
Speaker 3: I feel like I went out with James one night
Speaker 3: and there was a bunch of dudes in like this
Speaker 3: hot tub, and I walked over and I could have
Speaker 3: had any one of us.
Speaker 1: Like porno that starts out that way.
Speaker 3: Really, I've seen everybody. I was like telling my he's
Speaker 3: also a porn star, Like I was the electricianabor. Now
Speaker 3: it was in the backyard. I saw my neighbor. I
Speaker 3: ended up giving me a BJ. He's like, that's like
Speaker 3: a porn that's how start. I'm like, well it's not.
Speaker 2: So you gave your neighbor a BJ.
Speaker 3: I didn't. Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: Did you know your neighbor? Was this the first time
Speaker 1: you'll met?
Speaker 3: I knew him like as a neighbor.
Speaker 2: But you're good at what you do.
Speaker 3: I am very good at what I but we like
Speaker 3: had a connection. I guess He's like, you want to
Speaker 3: come watch football.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is that? How do you establish a connection?
Speaker 3: By sick? Because I was whenever I was in the backyard,
Speaker 3: he would go into the backyard. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: say his name because I first of all don't like
Speaker 3: the same. But I was like, hey, like what he
Speaker 3: would always talk to me and I don't wear a
Speaker 3: load of clothes.
Speaker 1: I just don't, okay.
Speaker 3: And so one night, like he was like, you want
Speaker 3: to come watch football? Like I know what that meant.
Speaker 1: That's like Netflix and chill. Yeah, so what what? How
Speaker 1: far did you get in that game?
Speaker 3: That was just it.
Speaker 2: It was like I was do you know what?
Speaker 3: I was in charge I'm always in charge, which I
Speaker 3: do like to not be in charge. Just my point,
Speaker 3: like I need a man man.
Speaker 1: But see that seems like you're just like I was
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, you don't really use it.
Speaker 3: Wanted to know that was all that happened. I didn't
Speaker 3: after like I had it in my mouth. I definitely
Speaker 3: knew I didn't want it in my vagina. It was
Speaker 3: just average. Sorry, neighbor.
Speaker 1: Average is like five and a half, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the biggest you've ever had?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, in my mouth? Oh geez, I mean, well,
Speaker 3: I've dated someone in your industry. Oh, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to tell you initials. No, I'll tell you later, okay.
Speaker 1: But that also doesn't mean these days that they're that.
Speaker 3: No, that's what yeah, okay, okay, so don't guess.
Speaker 1: It couldn't be. Well, I don't even know because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of big ones to I took fourteen inches.
Speaker 1: Oh geez, that's not mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like you probably like probably like ten, but
Speaker 3: like really thick and very.
Speaker 1: Like like if you put your hands like this.
Speaker 3: Like my store nam was in me, you can feel
Speaker 3: it up here?
Speaker 1: Did you do it a lot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we ended up dating for a while.
Speaker 1: I wasn't too big, like because you know how they say,
Speaker 1: like boyfriend, I can't suck all the time.
Speaker 3: What I mean the time it was because you ended
Speaker 3: up getting bladder infections because like it's like, it's not
Speaker 3: because anyone's dirty. It just happens. Maybe they're dirty, I
Speaker 3: don't know, but it puts like bacteria up in places.
Speaker 2: That normally go when you're like done, right right after.
Speaker 3: After I take it back. I'm a professional. I'm ten
Speaker 3: years older than you at least, so I know what I'm.
Speaker 2: Doing eighteen years and poor.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of other things that happened that
Speaker 1: you've just been doing poorn behind closed doors. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta nee what.
Speaker 2: I need to know what's underneath your sink? I need
Speaker 2: to know all the girls.
Speaker 3: I got a lot of rxes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Let's see. Have you ever sent a
Speaker 1: savage DM to somebody trying to get their attention? Oh
Speaker 1: like yesterday? Yeah, no, you don't fuck with me, don't
Speaker 1: fuck with them. I just I don't like savage being sexual. Oh,
Speaker 1: like if you want it to be like if you know,
Speaker 1: have you ever just sit in and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's fuck or can we a date?
Speaker 2: Does it work?
Speaker 3: Date? Yeah? I don't use the date. You don't, I
Speaker 3: just go sat sup? Oh? What mean?
Speaker 1: And what is what comes?
Speaker 3: Buck? A big giant.
Speaker 1: No, no picks.
Speaker 3: I don't really enjoy you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: it's fun just to because then I don't hurt someone's feelings.
Speaker 3: Because that's true. I don't want to hurt someone's feelings.
Speaker 2: And sometimes they like when you hurt their fast.
Speaker 3: I know which I would. I wish they would preface like,
Speaker 3: please hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: That's usually what it's called sph small penis shumiliation. That
Speaker 1: means that they like.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to teach me. I'm new to only
Speaker 3: fans have only been like a year. Okay, I had
Speaker 3: a hiatus because the.
Speaker 1: Miss sexes will teach you the ways you've always been
Speaker 1: unapologetically yourself. Has that been?
Speaker 2: Is that more of a blessing or a backlash?
Speaker 3: It's a double it's a double edsword. So you know,
Speaker 3: telling your boss to fuck off on Twitter and setting
Speaker 3: and you know an email to all of the heads
Speaker 3: of NBC is not the best idea. No, that says,
Speaker 3: go fucking fuck yourself. Don't do that story out. Don't
Speaker 3: it's bad.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in love after everything that you've been
Speaker 1: through a relationship?
Speaker 3: I really do. I think that if I think that
Speaker 3: love for me will be different the second time around.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's talk about that. We're talking trying to
Speaker 1: find Brandy's groove back.
Speaker 3: The groove is different from the lab Like I mean.
Speaker 1: I think that comes with coming getting back your groove
Speaker 1: of where you can be in this space to allow
Speaker 1: love and like invite that in there. Because I think
Speaker 1: it's also like what we put out in the world
Speaker 1: is what we receive back.
Speaker 2: So it's like kind of like figure what those things are.
Speaker 1: So at this point where you are what kind of
Speaker 1: things are you looking for in a partner and where
Speaker 1: you're looking for love as far as like a standard
Speaker 1: and requirement list of like what it works for you.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm so not that. Like like every guy
Speaker 3: I've dated, it's been different. Okay, I don't have a type.
Speaker 3: I don't care if they're shorter, they're taller, like.
Speaker 1: That more of like you know, if like quality things
Speaker 1: of like a leader or someone who's you know, respectful,
Speaker 1: someone who's you know it has integrity.
Speaker 3: Someone I just need someone that's the boss of me,
Speaker 3: that lets me be the girl because honestly, like I
Speaker 3: have to run everything, and even having two boys that
Speaker 3: are they're men now they're eighteen and twenty one, it's
Speaker 3: like I still find myself being the dad. I keptain
Speaker 3: think fucking do this, but that's not how you sweep. Yeah,
Speaker 3: here's a broom like learn. It just makes me crazy.
Speaker 3: So I just need someone to like I need to
Speaker 3: be like swept off my feet and just to be
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean, taking carey about that
Speaker 3: because I have to worry about every single bill, every
Speaker 3: single business, every single thing with the kids. Like I'm
Speaker 3: I don't do anything for myself really.
Speaker 1: Okay, well wait, that's how we've got to first started
Speaker 1: doing the group. We got to more self care, more
Speaker 1: self love, more people around you that are going to
Speaker 1: pour into you and not take from you, because I
Speaker 1: feel like that's important too.
Speaker 2: It's like, can you get rid of the kids?
Speaker 4: You know they are of age, you know, you know
Speaker 4: my loves with my life, Like I feel like I
Speaker 4: have so much love for my friends and the kids, Like,
Speaker 4: like do I need romantic love because it always ends
Speaker 4: up like hurting too much like.
Speaker 2: That also thing, so you know you do.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's at that time you say you
Speaker 1: do want love, you still believe in love. So I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe at this point for you, that for
Speaker 1: everyone else but me, But I think that there comes
Speaker 1: a point where it's like when people say, oh, you're
Speaker 1: too much, Well it's like, no, I'm just too much
Speaker 1: for you. But there's someone out there that's going to
Speaker 1: give you all those things and don't settle. But now
Speaker 1: we need to, like, you know, two years we got,
Speaker 1: we have to fix that.
Speaker 3: Do you think like I didn't even go two weeks
Speaker 3: like I've never like maybe two days like long.
Speaker 1: As I've never gotten eight months And that was torture.
Speaker 1: I was during COVID too, So I.
Speaker 3: Think COVID like kind of set me because I broke
Speaker 3: up with the Uber driver right before COVID because I
Speaker 3: smoke too much pot. Had I known we were gonna
Speaker 3: have fucking COVID, I would have been like, great, let's
Speaker 3: just have sex and smoke pot like all the time.
Speaker 1: That would have been a fun time.
Speaker 3: But that did not happen because I broke up with them,
Speaker 3: and so COVID was just kind of like I was
Speaker 3: afraid to touch anyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think also too though That's why I
Speaker 1: said earlier, was like do you even think about it anymore?
Speaker 1: And not that it like goes away, But like at
Speaker 1: that eight month mark for me is I could see
Speaker 1: where I didn't care as much because I wasn't getting
Speaker 1: it as all the time. So it was like if
Speaker 1: it happened, I wanted it to be like intentional and
Speaker 1: not just to do it. So at this point it's
Speaker 1: like too, it's like why just fuck to fuck? But
Speaker 1: also I think you need to like.
Speaker 3: You do you need you need physical touch dust those shoulders.
Speaker 3: I hate that chocolate dust off those nuts.
Speaker 2: Hey, cocoa dusty.
Speaker 3: That could be a poor name, cocodest my nuts.
Speaker 1: What's the sexiest thing about confidence that people don't talk
Speaker 1: about enough?
Speaker 3: Just that it is sexy and there is a different
Speaker 3: it's between confidence and cocky. I have to instill in
Speaker 3: my kids, Like it's one thing to be confident and
Speaker 3: I love that and like ab swagger, but when you're
Speaker 3: when you have to tell someone how great you are,
Speaker 3: you're not that great. Like it's just like it has
Speaker 3: to come naturally. It has to be just a natural swag.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't explain it, but don't tell me.
Speaker 3: I hate when people speak with their wallet forward, like
Speaker 3: oh I have this much morning now that much. When
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, like.
Speaker 1: Like that's yours.
Speaker 3: I'd rather date my uber driver, like honestly, like, it's
Speaker 3: just yeah, don't lead with your wallet. I think it's
Speaker 3: not classy.
Speaker 1: You've had so many iconic one liners. Is there one
Speaker 1: that's is your favorite clap back of all time?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I think I was the first
Speaker 3: housewife to say fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I was.
Speaker 3: Like, shut the fuck up, and like, now, like they
Speaker 3: all say fuck all the time now, but.
Speaker 2: It's something that you weren't allowed at that time.
Speaker 3: Like they just they thought I was trash because I
Speaker 3: said fuck. No one says fuck. It's like dec say whatever,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well fuck you. And so the more
Speaker 3: they didn't like it, and the more they like were trashing,
Speaker 3: the more I said it. And so I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't think there's one. I think the one I get
Speaker 3: the most is like, at least I don't do crystal
Speaker 3: meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch. But that
Speaker 3: was a savage night. Whiches were coming after me and
Speaker 3: I was on crutche. Oh it was the worst.
Speaker 1: It was great TV, but I'm stringing in the moment
Speaker 1: and the whole weekend I barely got almost like why
Speaker 1: would I ever do the show?
Speaker 3: These women are horrible?
Speaker 1: Would you go back? Ye? No, mental health is more important.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: Yes, you've broken a lot of hearts. Do you think
Speaker 1: you're a heartbreaker or just misunderstood?
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think I've broken a lot
Speaker 3: of hearts. I think my heart's been broken at least once.
Speaker 3: But I don't let anyone close enough to me, and
Speaker 3: I I think, like maybe two people like I just
Speaker 3: couldn't get as deep as they wanted because I was
Speaker 3: in protection mode. I had little kids, and I wouldn't
Speaker 3: let my kids meet anyone, yeah, because out of fear
Speaker 3: for them leaving and like or us breaking up, and
Speaker 3: I didn't want one more person in their life that
Speaker 3: left them. So I really didn't have men around my
Speaker 3: children at all. So that was like I had a
Speaker 3: double personality one week one, you know, as mom, and
Speaker 3: then one week off as like trying to date and
Speaker 3: find someone. But you can't when you're when you, I
Speaker 3: mean you can. I couldn't personally find a balance that
Speaker 3: I needed to find.
Speaker 1: Do you think you have a balance now being a
Speaker 1: public figure and kind of protecting your personal peace?
Speaker 3: No? Probably not.
Speaker 2: What's something about Brandy that people wouldn't expect?
Speaker 3: That? What I mean? I think people know everything about me.
Speaker 3: But I really do love to cook. I know, I
Speaker 3: don't know people know that I'm really good cook. I
Speaker 3: love cook.
Speaker 1: Do you have a specialty dish which is when I.
Speaker 3: Can't cook anything?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Like I really like I'd love to go to a restaurant,
Speaker 3: taste it, No, it's in it, and then go home
Speaker 3: and cook it like I would love to be on
Speaker 3: to challenge. Yeah, I love it, like I could cook
Speaker 3: any Well, desserts aren't my jam because I don't like desserts.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't take the time to Yeah. I
Speaker 3: did figure out how to make donuts during COVID.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's just fried.
Speaker 2: Let's get straight to your booty, straight to.
Speaker 3: That ad the gut.
Speaker 2: So have you ever regretted not saying something on camera?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: If you were stuck on an island with one X
Speaker 1: and one housewife, who would you choose? Oh?
Speaker 3: Gosh, I would choose the uber driver and Phedra parks.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you let's see have you. What's one celebrity
Speaker 1: you flirted with that the public doesn't know about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, somebody else just talked about it, So then
Speaker 3: I didn't want to talk about it. And then I
Speaker 3: was married at the time, and that's why my friends
Speaker 3: had to dragged me out of this club. But there's
Speaker 3: a man who's a very famous actor, and he was
Speaker 3: he was like, let's get out of here. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: had I know my husband was cheating, I would have
Speaker 3: fucking left. I were like, oh my god. I was like,
Speaker 3: but it was Jason State. I'm like, you were allowed
Speaker 3: cal home. But I was okay with it. I was
Speaker 3: just like, oh my god, you guys, get I go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna ruin my marriage, didn't
Speaker 3: I did not know that the marriage was already ruined.
Speaker 3: Cham it. We could go back jam All my friends
Speaker 3: they called me Jason the girl. No times, he's married
Speaker 3: to a beautiful girl. I wouldn't. I'm not that girl,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I could just watch maybe
Speaker 3: it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2: But well, you could have been his wife.
Speaker 3: No, no, but it could have been fun night. I
Speaker 3: don't know, so hot, Like like I already had a
Speaker 3: crush on him before, and the fact that he was
Speaker 3: there and I had all my model girlfriends with me.
Speaker 3: They're all gorgeous, and we were.
Speaker 2: Vibing just the eyes across the room.
Speaker 3: But now he invited us over to their table. Okay,
Speaker 3: there's more than eyes. But I'm a very, I'm a very.
Speaker 3: I've never cheated on a person ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's integrity. I like
Speaker 1: those times. However, as much as it feels good to
Speaker 1: feel be wanted by someone, especially someone that's stature, I
Speaker 1: feel like that kind.
Speaker 2: Of almost feels just as good in es sense. Maybe
Speaker 2: not now because you went back and all right, well,
Speaker 2: we're gonna get to my favorite part.
Speaker 1: It's called Truth with Texas.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get little.
Speaker 1: Bit more spicier, a little bit more romantic, and a
Speaker 1: little bit more cankier. Truth with Texas. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Truth of Texas? Truth with you said truth or Texas Texas.
Speaker 1: Texas? Let's see. Do you think would you consider yourself
Speaker 1: a romantic? Yes, what's the most romantic thing you've done
Speaker 1: for a partner.
Speaker 3: Like everything, I'm like just lingerie made dinner, I write poems.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm pretty okay, cringey romantic.
Speaker 1: So are you always the one who's being the romancer
Speaker 1: or do you also being with partners that romance to you?
Speaker 3: No, No, I need to be romanced. I'm not always romantic,
Speaker 3: but I when I'm in love, I'm romantic, okay, But
Speaker 3: when I'm not, like the Homei's gotta work at it.
Speaker 1: I mean they're not doing it for you, for sure,
Speaker 1: they need to give it a little bit. But I
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes nowadays it's like people are so there's
Speaker 1: so much access to the romance is.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's gone, it's been ruined.
Speaker 1: M describe something that turns you on about a man.
Speaker 1: As soon as you see someone do something made me
Speaker 1: look at as they're like arms, chest, face, voice voice.
Speaker 3: Like if somebody has a good voice, like it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: it just makes me per cap and pay attention.
Speaker 1: Do you have phone sex with that person?
Speaker 3: I mean phone sex is fine, I mean like video
Speaker 3: phone sex.
Speaker 2: Sure, I feel like FaceTime definitely changed the game.
Speaker 3: But otherwise it's like what are we doing? We're idiots?
Speaker 2: What would be the perfect date night for you.
Speaker 3: M I don't know, like, just go to a nice restaurant.
Speaker 3: Maybe go this sounds slang, but go bowling or do
Speaker 3: something interactive. We're not going to a movie because you
Speaker 3: just sit there and you don't talk to that persivity.
Speaker 3: Doing doesn't competitive? Oh super? Okay, bowling I'm not that good,
Speaker 3: but I have a really pretty let. But my ball
Speaker 3: is Leppard print is really cood o.
Speaker 1: You're like, can we bring my bulls?
Speaker 3: I just like it because you bend over and then
Speaker 3: you can do cute little dances and it's almost like foreplay.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're teasing them. It's like you're gem it on
Speaker 1: the show like me, I'm going to put.
Speaker 3: My oh god, and then I think I walk away
Speaker 3: before I get the strike, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Kinky questions. Do you have any fetishes? Is there
Speaker 1: something that you kind of really? Are you in something
Speaker 1: a little crazier?
Speaker 3: I'm going to keep that to myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, maybe you can tell me later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell you favorite sex toy. Since you've
Speaker 1: been not having sex for two years, do you have
Speaker 1: a sex toy drawer?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I have like I mean, first of all,
Speaker 3: all the companies send me all of these sex chorice,
Speaker 3: which I'm very happy about. But I have one story.
Speaker 3: Reviews can this one. It's called Surrey. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I'm saying it right.
Speaker 1: It's like C E R E.
Speaker 3: It's like it does both, like the bottom part vibrates
Speaker 3: and the top part like it is like that airsucker.
Speaker 2: Like it's like a rose.
Speaker 3: So it's like I don't know what the roses, but
Speaker 3: it's like you're getting basically someone's going down and you're
Speaker 3: on the front, and then you're getting some stimulation in.
Speaker 1: The round, so it's like you're having a threesome yourself.
Speaker 3: I like, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a totchy girl because I like to
Speaker 1: get straight into that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I everyone has the magic one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean magic, like you know, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: going to if I'm not.
Speaker 1: Really it's a nice because I.
Speaker 3: Don't know any girls that are, so I'm not.
Speaker 1: Some people are, though. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: during COVID, when I wasn't having sex, I became that
Speaker 1: because I was missing something. Literally, Yeah, yeah, let's see
Speaker 1: role play.
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, what is your favorite thing to be? I mean,
Speaker 2: are you a teacher, Are you a naughty nurse?
Speaker 1: What are you branded?
Speaker 3: I mean if there's not one favorite, it just depends
Speaker 3: on how it comes. Like they come in and I'm
Speaker 3: talking about one person specifically, and it just depends. No,
Speaker 3: just like whatever, Like I don't know, I just turn
Speaker 3: into I like to get dressed up and then we'll
Speaker 3: decide what we're doing, okay, and it's just fun. I
Speaker 3: love spontaneity. I think when you plan stuff, like my
Speaker 3: friends are planning threesomes, I'm like, that's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be the worst three It has to be spontaneous.
Speaker 3: Organic, Yes, Like it has to be organic or it's
Speaker 3: going to be I just like I said, if you
Speaker 3: haven't had one, don't plan to have one. Just if
Speaker 3: it happens, it happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so exactly going to happen a great right, and like.
Speaker 3: Ahead of time if you have a partner and you're
Speaker 3: like no penetration with this and if it ever happens,
Speaker 3: maybe is not that role ahead of time? Yeah, But
Speaker 3: like I just I it has to be organic. I
Speaker 3: just don't like things that are planned.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a swingers club?
Speaker 3: I haven't. I've been to a sex club. That's I
Speaker 3: don't think that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Would you be open to it?
Speaker 3: Noah, I wouldn't. I like to experience like everything I
Speaker 3: want to one my face is better. Is that more
Speaker 3: than three? Well? I mean yeah, I guess maybe.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess maybe kind of maybe come into it.
Speaker 1: There's four people, did you slip and fall on somebody? Well,
Speaker 1: if there's four people, right, like two couples, okay, does
Speaker 1: that orgy, y'all all have to be participating together, even
Speaker 1: if you switch Did you switch partners? No, you don't remember?
Speaker 3: No? I remember? And then you're like, we didn't know,
Speaker 3: Like her and I hooked up, but I didn't hook
Speaker 3: up with him and she didn't. I don't know. There's
Speaker 3: a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it has to be everyone fucking together.
Speaker 3: That's disgusting. I'm kidding, it's not, but I just, I mean,
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 1: It has a lot to do for someone who's not
Speaker 1: like for me, I've only done it in.
Speaker 3: One and that's that's a performance.
Speaker 1: But to set it up, like even to find that many.
Speaker 2: Actually want to write things, it could be a lot.
Speaker 3: I mean it's hard.
Speaker 2: I have high standards, given or received a Golden shower.
Speaker 1: But as you drink champagne.
Speaker 3: Cheers bitches, all.
Speaker 1: Right, spicy questions. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened
Speaker 1: to you sexually.
Speaker 3: These past two years?
Speaker 1: But you weren't fucking That's what I'm saying. Okay, I
Speaker 1: got you, I got you. How many partners have you had?
Speaker 3: You know what? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I really don't how many in one night?
Speaker 3: And one night?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 3: I mean two? Yeah? Girl?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah that you have it? Yeah, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 3: like I like in one night, like you just turn
Speaker 3: it because you want to know what fluence came from?
Speaker 3: Who I'm wearing wine?
Speaker 2: How what's your best move in the bedroom two years ago?
Speaker 3: Off?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you still have those moves?
Speaker 3: Brand?
Speaker 1: That's no question.
Speaker 3: I have no idea if these boats boots are still
Speaker 3: made for walking? Yeah? Bussy maybe later?
Speaker 1: Have you ever done the walk of shame many times
Speaker 1: out of revenge sex?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I have, which it makes me so mad
Speaker 3: at myself.
Speaker 1: It's like it's almost like it almost like you revement.
Speaker 3: You're like there's like an you feel an obligation, Like
Speaker 3: it's called obligatory sex for me, like because this person
Speaker 3: went to all of this, like like the Shenanigans. I
Speaker 3: mean they probably could.
Speaker 6: Do were you're not doing the bad stuff laying there,
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, because you know, I was about to
Speaker 6: break up with this person and then it was just
Speaker 6: like now I just felt like or then another guy
Speaker 6: invited away to be.
Speaker 1: Like one more time doing it just because you're like
Speaker 1: you felt like you had.
Speaker 3: To, like you spent all this money, was being nice,
Speaker 3: and then this other guy invited me away, and like
Speaker 3: they almost like think that because you're going away with them,
Speaker 3: that you're like supposed to. Yeah, like that means yes,
Speaker 3: that's a green flag and it's not. But it was,
Speaker 3: but I don't like it. We need to change obligatory sex.
Speaker 1: Sex is a job.
Speaker 3: It is a job, but I mean a job I enjoy,
Speaker 3: but not when I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: What's the shortest amount of time you've made a man?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. I don't know the times, but
Speaker 3: it seems like guys can't last so long anymore. I
Speaker 3: mean mostly it's with like a BJ.
Speaker 1: Like real quick, okay, ever faked?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Can I hear what it sounds? Nope?
Speaker 3: Later maybe okay?
Speaker 1: Naughty questions A couple more questions. The sides matter. Yes,
Speaker 1: are you more on this small average big?
Speaker 3: I don't know that anyone's on the small at all, but.
Speaker 2: Some people do because they can do it more.
Speaker 1: I don't work that way, but I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I like big, but not too big,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like as long as it's seven,
Speaker 3: but I have to exactly seven with girth. If it's
Speaker 3: skinny an like, it's all a hot dog in a hallway,
Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been attracted to a partner's best friend?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you done anything about it?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Okay, but after I was not that partner anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay. The revenge sex, Yeah, there's that. Have you ever
Speaker 1: paid for sex?
Speaker 3: No? But I feel like I should be paid for sex. Boom.
Speaker 2: Last question?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Speaker 3: You know what I have not? And that's I don't
Speaker 3: like with the kids, like just walk in your room,
Speaker 3: like I don't know. I have two boys, like my
Speaker 3: whole they've never seen me have sex, which is amazing.
Speaker 3: They've seen me naked a million times, like even like
Speaker 3: I'll just walk through. Yeah we not like they're usually
Speaker 3: in the room. Stat video games, so like, I'm just
Speaker 3: running from one area so next. But no, I have
Speaker 3: not been got which is so shocking to me because
Speaker 3: I'm pretty like, I'm like, I don't know. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: open about what I'm doing. I do it in the
Speaker 3: car sometimes when it's a long drive.
Speaker 1: I've done that before. It's you in traffic. I used
Speaker 1: to keep like a bullet.
Speaker 3: I just like, I'm really handy multitasker. Yes, we like
Speaker 3: the traffic sucks. We're welcome town.
Speaker 1: Well, we love it. Thank you so much. That's truth
Speaker 1: with Texas. Is there anything you want to ask in Texas?
Speaker 1: Before we know?
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that for