Speaker 1: M neonic all my adoptions. How's that?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Look kind of voyda?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? You know what?
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 3: We've been We've just been fucking around for like I
don't care how long. I totally forgot what we were doing.
Speaker 1: Wow, get fucking good, Jacob Gone.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just sitting here posting pictures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, posting memes. The meme queen. Hi, how are you?
What's what's Popping's your d M your boy Devin coming
to you at some point in the past whenever these
episodes get posted. Hell my luck, I'm as not posting
until January twenty twenty four when these are getting released. Great,
I'm fucking going ship. But if you're listening to this
somewhere in the future, Hi, how are you what pop?
I'm to joined today by the group of the group
of buffoons? Who is thy group of buffoons?
Speaker 4: If this is a group offs and you're the leader.
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not enough, I'm not I'm a treasure.
I'm a treasure.
Speaker 2: You're a bottom.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't say it.
Speaker 2: I didn't say it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm in the I'm the verse in order. Hi,
I'm tiff, I play right now. I am playing a
character named Insa or is or what what is its signs?
I don't remember what the other one was. I usually
play a little bard named Davy, but she is out
of commission at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Jilliette. I played Bubbles, the giant woman. I
don't know what's the next.
Speaker 3: Oh h hi, I'm Jacob and I play Freed, the
wolfborne barbarian who is currently filling in the role of
captain for Davy until she wakes up.
Speaker 5: My name is Tama, and I'll be I mean, my
name is Tyler. I'll be playing the role of Tama.
I cannot sit still for the life of me. Oh no,
it's not out of excitement. It's a side effect mm.
Speaker 2: Hmmm of what.
Speaker 5: New medication.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm the dam and apparently i'm a Soula's bottom.
Speaker 4: So let's get to it, Jacob, to find her. She's
somewhere over here the village, which is where you didn't go.
Speaker 3: Whoa, You've You've explored way more than me. Holy shit, Yes.
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I don't have any of that like that.
Lower the lower right hand corner of the map.
Speaker 4: This is where the hag is.
Speaker 3: Well no, not where you're at right now, but to
your right, like all the way to the right, the
area where we originally start off. Pretty much that entire
square is all I've explored, so like growth.
Speaker 4: Like you said that you're in the Goblin camp right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wait, that's like wait, we're on.
Speaker 4: The left over here, right, that's over here.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well then I have a lot more than I thought.
Never mind, but you just have a lot more going
further up north. I haven't done a lot of shit yet.
Speaker 4: Boy, anyway, I haven't been playing religiously.
Speaker 3: I've been I've been working. I got I got other
things I gotta do.
Speaker 4: I've played for I've played for two days. That's two
days worth of work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so what I don't know what else coming with?
Speaker 2: Oh? I just posted a picture for you. I hate you.
Speaker 1: I saw that you're fired. You're fired, Tim fucking televishpill.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, hold on, let me put it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 4: Where is it? Okay, let me get it. I'm betting situated.
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We're gonna have fun here. Mince will be on the pillow.
Speaker 3: M h m hmmm, we'll stay's flavor.
Speaker 1: Jay's flavor is.
Speaker 2: Cinnamon.
Speaker 1: No yeah, sour raspberry Cinnamon, no dockingly sour raspberry.
Speaker 4: In honor of the spicy teethling, the hot spicy teeth fling.
Speaker 1: There's no hot spicy teeth.
Speaker 4: There is a hot spicy teethling.
Speaker 1: Not in this game.
Speaker 4: There isn't in my game.
Speaker 1: There is none in this game. There isn't.
Speaker 2: Look, the flavors donut.
Speaker 1: You know what. I will second that the flavors donut
so uh for extra HP for temporary HP. What happened
last time, y'all?
Speaker 2: I don't remember ship.
Speaker 6: Uh fuck was the last episode was the last session,
the one where we killed the kraken or was that
the one before that, because.
Speaker 1: The I think the kracking was the one before that's
the last session was a lot of rope play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so it was just a lot of role play.
Oh now I remember. So we introduced the two new
characters that Tip will be playing. They they literally just
said the name and I like forgot.
Speaker 1: His name is Sane to y'all. And then his cat Armella.
Oh yeah, so female tab cat Carmela.
Speaker 3: So saying you said sane or fane.
Speaker 1: Sane sane like insane sane s A I M.
Speaker 3: So Sane and the cat Carmela were both brought. Uh.
We found them on the like floating out and see
there were floating on some wreckage. So we brought them
on board.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Bubbles just jumped in like the like she always does
to go get them. Yeah, and uh we bring them
on board, and immediately Freed has now started a rivalry
with a cat. H. So, so Freed does not like cats. Uh,
and the to were welcome quote unquote welcome aboard. Even
though there's a lot of suspicion mainly on Free, it's
part towards that cat. I don't know, man, something is
off of that cat.
Speaker 1: You feel like there is nothing suspicious about that adorable
female tabby. He's just orange and cute.
Speaker 3: What don't be suspicious?
Speaker 1: Don't specially suspicious? And what happened?
Speaker 3: We continue to sell forward because since Davy is still
out of commission, we did some searching on in her
office and we found the map with a location marked
on it, and we figured, we figured deductive reasoning, that
Davy wouldn't have marked that spot if it wasn't important.
So so we decided to set sail, and that's exactly
what we did, and we ended up sailing through through
a storm. The ship may or may not sustained some damage,
but for the most part, it made it through until
we finally got into the eye of the storm. Even
before we entered the eye, we could tell that there
was something there in the center of the storm like this,
like what looked like a pillar from a distance, But
once we got into the eye and we came up
close to it, we realized it was actually a giant
bean stalk.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, a.
Speaker 3: Fucking bean stock. Yeah, And that's pretty much where we
left off. I'm pretty sure there was fewer things that
I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought, So okay,
I'm sorry we there was I'm pretty sure there was
other things that went on, but it has been almost
a month since we last played, and I forget. You're
lucky I remember it that much.
Speaker 1: All right, Jacob, you can give Freid ten temporary hit
points this episode.
Speaker 3: Yay, So this one.
Speaker 1: Since I can't find a beanstock map Abby and I
don't really feel like making one, we're gonna use the
Library of imagination or the theater the top of imagination,
your brains or that for pretty much this session. So
you see said beanstock in front of you, coming up
out of the ocean, all the way up into the sky.
Surround it as this, as I have the storm that's
surrounding it. It's lightning and rain come down along the circle.
Inside the circle, it's just windy. It's not there's no
rain or hail or anything. That's just a little breezy.
But you see light coming down from the sky. But
you see the you see look at the bean stalk
and it goes all the way up. We don't know how
far it goes up, all right, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Climb? The bean stock.
Speaker 1: Now we are missing myth. Some myth takes Davy and
walks into her office, and he says, whatever y'all do,
He'll stay back and keep an eye on the captain.
Everyone looks to Freed mh. They're like, what do we do?
Speaker 3: I turned to Scarlet. H scar Scarlet, was was there
anything in Davy's office or on that map that talks
about that mentioned anything about this beanstock?
Speaker 1: She's She says, Nope, no, Captain, nothing of the sort.
Huh knowledge of.
Speaker 2: The bean stock?
Speaker 1: Uh? Ins?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Other than like you know, the one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the other. Okay, Okay, I know what I do.
We're let's spill some tea message.
Speaker 2: What kind of tea?
Speaker 1: The tea that is only spilt between the d M
and a player.
Speaker 2: That tea, I mean, there's so a bunch of tea,
Like what flavor this is?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: What's the good tea? Nice peach t, nice crisp peach t.
Speaker 2: Just for a bit of clary figuring. Bubbles is currently
swimming towards the beanstuck right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is he is?
Speaker 2: She? Jesus, I thought that's what I jumped in the
water for.
Speaker 1: You jumped in the water initially you did. You didn't
end onne jumping in the water. You ended you all
were on the ship. You jumped in the water, they've saying,
and Carmela.
Speaker 3: But we haven't done anything since.
Speaker 2: How far away is the beanstalk?
Speaker 1: The bean stalk, it would be about fifty feet away
from where and where away from the ship, so it's
pretty close. And it's a big old vine. It has
like little leaves and flowers and stuff coming off of it,
so it's so it's literally just a big old vine
coming out of the ground.
Speaker 2: So could Bubbles jump off and climb the bean stock
in theory?
Speaker 1: In theory, you all can jump off.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm just this is just a test because
I had to make sure. I have to make sure
that the extension is connected. So I'm just ignored this
row for a minute. I just want to make sure
that it's.
Speaker 2: Popping up. Okay, cool. Then yeah, Bubbles wants to jump
off and go swimming towards a being stopped.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're just gonna allow.
Speaker 1: You're the captain. I mean, you're the captain. Uh where
we pulled my finger? You're the captain.
Speaker 3: You're the captain, I said over the table, not on
the table, davy.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that was a practice role. I mean I asked,
y'all what y'all want, y'all want to do? As you
stare at the thing. I was messaging to have some
stuff real quick about the beanstalk. Uh, don't face face in.
Speaker 2: My book, Okay, cool? All right?
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all when we ended, y'all, no one made
a decision or anything about climbing or whatnot.
Speaker 7: Y'all.
Speaker 1: I haven't had the conversation yet about it.
Speaker 3: I was literally about to start, and then Bubbles decided
to do something stupid. So now I'm just like, okay,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Dm me?
Speaker 1: You did? I did? I did? Rubbles, do you want
to wait for? Do you want to have a make
a plan?
Speaker 2: Bubbles and plans.
Speaker 1: Find out maybe get information on the bean soup before
you started to climate because you don't know what's up
You don't know what's up there? Why up there? Maybe
somebody on board had some plans, had some information on
the bean stone help you.
Speaker 2: Alwaen a Right?
Speaker 1: So Bubbles walks over to the edge ray the jumpins
getting ready to.
Speaker 4: Free did ask right like like.
Speaker 3: Like he just well he just turned to Scarlet to
Scarlet and asked her if she had seen anything like
in Davy's office about a bean stock, like whether if
it was marked on the map like that, or if
it was like any mention that she noticed, because lately
Freed hasn't been able to go into like to actually
check up on this stuff. Okay, so here's what we're
gonna do. Does so? Free calls out, so, does anyone
have any good idea why there would be a beanstalk
that stretches or into the sky, would be way out here, anyone?
Speaker 2: I mean, we can find out.
Speaker 8: Right why there's a beanstalk in the middle of the ocean,
But I know who owns it.
Speaker 1: Sane raises singer up and says.
Speaker 3: That, oh really, well, I'm sorry, wait did I get
his name last time? I forget?
Speaker 4: I think he introduced himself to everybody.
Speaker 3: Okay, well really now, well mister saying what exactly is
who exactly owns this?
Speaker 8: It was a giant.
Speaker 3: Giant.
Speaker 8: Yes, he likes to destroy ships instill the treasure. He
destroyed my ship then the crew along with it.
Speaker 3: Of course he did, uh, like Free deciding a moment, okay, that's.
Speaker 1: Did you.
Speaker 3: Climb up the bean sack or did he just come
down on his zone.
Speaker 8: Whenever we were selling it kind of just appeared out
of nowhere like a giant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait over the table, are you talking about the
giant bean sock? Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh so, Yeah, we were on the way to.
Speaker 8: The neighboring kingdom to you know, supply.
Speaker 2: Up for a big, a big.
Speaker 8: Quest and Captain wouldn't tell us what it was about,
but told us that we needed to stalk up and then.
Speaker 2: Out of nowhere, just being stucked.
Speaker 8: Browted out, came down and destroyed our ship, took everything
along with it.
Speaker 1: He mentions on Mar, it's the giant. Is the giant
that came down the bean stock? Where his full name
on Mar?
Speaker 4: Themar the storm after being attacked and everything like that.
Would he actually have that knowledge.
Speaker 1: Though, Well, he would know his name on Mar. So
I'm talking about over the tables.
Speaker 2: Because that's fair.
Speaker 4: That's fair saying's not gonna give more information than what's
actually needed.
Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair. Gotch that part of David s
gotch that Yeah, Sat talks about a giant that came
down the bean stock, the story of the ship took
whatever valuables and life whatever and just left them there,
left Sane and the cat. What strikes she was interesting, Uh,
freed is treasure, and you think, mm hmm, maybe that's
what the captain circled it for because of all the
treasure that this giant is harboring.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You are pirates after all. Was always wanted to go
do pirates stuff. The whole quest of the ship and
everything was all just to get on the sea and
do part ship. Maybe this was a plan that she
was going to offer up to y'all request, that she
was going to suggest that you all do that. She'd
obviously has not gotten the chance to. Looks like just
circling the map.
Speaker 3: Huh, well.
Speaker 9: Great, so so, ladies, it looks like we got a
We've got a magic bean stock, a giant at the top,
and a buttload of loot.
Speaker 3: Who's ready to go? Who's ready to get some treasure?
Speaker 2: Now I can.
Speaker 1: Jump in the water. Everyone's looking at each other, uh,
and Scarlett's like, I command the ship while you're gone.
We can just circle the bean stock.
Speaker 3: Excellent, excellent, alrighty now we got a jet. Now, new
problem climbing up this big gass bean stock.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a you problem. I'm not going to
have an issue with that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should figure out who's all going?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, of course, uh okay, Well well why do
you need to ask Bubbles because Bubbles is already about
to jump over the yeah, uh the edge of the rails?
Uh toma and I was about to call it.
Speaker 1: Yeah is uh dating with the captain?
Speaker 3: All right? Uh mister saying how much do you know
about this giant aside from you know, it's coming down
from on high and destroying your ship?
Speaker 8: Really, that's really all I can tell you. You know,
when we're on the ship and this bring this bean stalk,
brought it.
Speaker 2: Out of nowhere, attacked us.
Speaker 8: I see, I'm amazed that I was even able to survive.
Speaker 3: Uh why do you ask, just out of curiosity, what
kind of treasure where's your ship hauling?
Speaker 8: Well, we weren't really a pirate ship, but we were.
We were a merchant ship mm hmmm, and we were
in our way. We were hired to transport important an
important item. We were going to stock upon supply. So
that's really all the captain would tell us.
Speaker 3: And he didn't say anything about gotcha, And he didn't
say anything about what this important item was.
Speaker 8: For all I mean, for all I know, it could
have been a secret love letter between two star Cross lovers,
you know.
Speaker 4: Romeo and Juliet style.
Speaker 8: I could care less.
Speaker 4: I did what my captain.
Speaker 1: Told me to do. Hm hm h hailey. One of
your cruit, one of your human woman, I think, a
human wizard that handles the canons. She comes up and
she's like, I might have some knowledge on this beast
if it's what I'm sick. So really, yes, so I've been.
This is not my first time being on a pirate ship.
It's been quite some time, but I spent a good
chunk of my childhood on one. And you used to
say stories about the up the sea in the realm.
There was one about a bean stalk that has a
storm giant at the top of it that likes to
destroy ships and take its treasure, which explains all the
of course Sain's predicament, as well as the other destroyed
ships around here. As you look, there's like you're in it. Basically,
the ships destroyed in pieces everywhere. Ship graveyard. Yeah, this
explains this as well, so I'm assuming. And with the
storm because another uh, with the storm giant there's a
storm surrounding the beanstalk, so I'm thinking this is the
same giant. And if I'm remembering correctly, his name is Unma.
Unma the storm, according to the myth didn't think it
was real, but no one thinking it might be.
Speaker 3: I see, well, we got looks like we got our
work cut out for us.
Speaker 7: We got one giant that has a pension for jumping
down giant bean stocks and stealing a bunch of treasure
and an entire treasure board, and an entire treasure board
from all these lost ships.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is just getting better and better. Thank you, Haley.
Speaker 1: No problem, Captain, I.
Speaker 3: Can see Scarlett. I can see why Davy mark this
place on the map. We found ourselves an excellent opportunity.
It's a shame the Captain won't be able to join
us for this adventure, but I'm sure once everything is
said and done, she'd understand and appreciate our efforts.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's gonna be so thrilled. She's gonna be so
thrilled in the future. David, you did.
Speaker 4: What was it me?
Speaker 1: I didn't do that bad stock.
Speaker 4: Stock?
Speaker 3: I can just imagine now. Wait, so that wasn't you?
Speaker 1: No, A future problem. A future problem.
Speaker 3: The future, that's future Fred's problem.
Speaker 5: Then who was map?
Speaker 1: M hmm, I'm the map. I'm the map. I'm the map.
I'm the map. I'm the map.
Speaker 3: Hilarious.
Speaker 1: So and I was like, well, Captain, I take it
you're gonna go up that bean stock.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Absolutely. And of course I can't do this on my
I can't do this on my own, so I'm gonna
need some volunteers. Salma, thank you for volunteering.
Speaker 5: Thank you for volunteering me.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: You're very welcome. And of course we already got bubbles,
or rather bubbles has already gone ahead.
Speaker 1: You look easy, bubbles swimming swimming already.
Speaker 7: Too.
Speaker 3: Is it too much? Is it too late to pray
to whatever God's that maybe be to send another crack
into you? I don't know. Yeah, take on a nut,
take up upon this nice snack.
Speaker 1: Huh God, the gods up there? No, No, we're good,
We're good.
Speaker 3: Any way. Uh. Pip has a uh like a boat, right,
like a.
Speaker 1: Small Yes, there's a little smaller boat attached to the side.
Speaker 3: All right, let me see here to Hayley Malcolm pretty
uh ready the boat Toma and and mister Shane sane, sane,
Yeah right, mister Saye, how how would you like to
take upon this wonderful opportunity to retrieve your stolen treasure?
Speaker 1: Same?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 4: Hello, hello, Okay, sorry I couldn't hear what did he say?
Speaker 1: He asked you if you're wanting to join?
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: I had excellent things on that ship.
Speaker 2: I would like to get.
Speaker 3: Back, excellent, excellent, And of course, should you help us
retrieve more than just your own personal belongings, you'll not
only approve you'll not only have uh officially paid your
uh your future? Oh god, how do they how do
they pay your way through? I'm trying to like, I'm
trying to sound more ship like, uh like sailor talk.
You'll not only you'll not only effectively pay for your
transport to the neame Oft report, but should you choose
to I may, I may or may not be persuaded
to allow you to join our crew permanently.
Speaker 2: I thank you.
Speaker 3: Good free now huh.
Speaker 1: As you say that you're like good now, the cat
rubs up against your leg and then walks over to Insa,
walks over to Saye and jumps onto Saye's shoulder. Kind
of wrap, kind of moves around his neck and lays
around his neck.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Free resists the urge to uh resist the urge to
growl again, and it says, and of course your cat,
we'll be free.
Speaker 1: The cat stares at you, and it doesn't blink or
fought for a way too for for way too long.
It does not blink. It just stares at you.
Speaker 3: I just stare back blankly. There's a lot of those
in it. I was gonna say, if the this was
like an anime moment. You just see Freed and the
cat staring at each other, and that little bolt of
lightning is just like dapping in the middle.
Speaker 1: Yeah there, Yeah, there's a light of ball in the
in the storm behind you. The longer you stare at
this cat, you can't get you get the vibe. But
these eyes are not of This is weird because these
eyes don't seem like a cat's. It's maybe it's creeping
out a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, then let's not waste any more time, missus Shane.
If you have any anything you need, please please prepare
yourself and meet us by the boat. We'll be departing shortly.
Speaker 1: Of course, same.
Speaker 3: Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: But you're fine, don't you find I know how you
are with names. We'll just keep over. Mind you.
Speaker 3: It's not that I don't care, it's just like I
keep wanting to stay sane, and it just comes out Shane.
I don't know why I keep saying Shane.
Speaker 1: That's fair, all right. So about about twenty minutes or so,
girls by, and everyone's gotten the ship ready, and you
all take whatever you're gonna bring with you, like closing
your back, your weapons, all that fun stick. Also, if
you've lost any HP or small slatch, you have gained
those back by now. So if you haven't, please increase
those back to where they were before. Yeah. So actually
more like ten minutes. We been more like ten minutes.
So you get into the ship, you got into the
little ship, and you pour it off. As Scarlett continues
to circle the beanstock with Office as she is kind
of taking up the the sub mental captain while you're
gone off here, and he's getting quite better. He's getting
pretty good at it. He's not as terrible as he
was before. He's not not as terrible as he was
last Office. I love him.
Speaker 3: I walked by him and I just casually say steady
as she goes mister BOFE.
Speaker 1: I hi, captain, And then you go on a little
ship and you start heading out and after a good
few minutes you meet. You get to the banks of
the beanstalk and you guys get on the U get
You're still on the ship because the beans because the
ship goes right up to the bean stalk, because the
bean stuck contains going under the water a lot. It's deep.
So uh, as you see bubbles kind of swimming already
to the beanstalk, kind of looking up, and you do
see that there are like little ridges and vines and
branches and stuff we can grab onto. So it seems
to be fairly easily climbable. It's just, uh, you have
to keep your footing on said matter. So everyone who
is doing the climbing, please roll me a with this
these survival acrobatics.
Speaker 2: Is it for swimming, climbing, climbing or okay?
Speaker 1: I would say either roll for straight strength athletics or
I will throw another one in or survival.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cast fly.
Speaker 1: Uh you have flight, I do have work clean you
better work so athletics, athletics, strength or survival, whichever stat
is better.
Speaker 6: For you those.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So saying you use fly, you take the cat.
You start flying up there. Uh, Juliette, you have no
qualms and starting to climb. Stay with you, Freed. You
both start climbing up there, and Tama you get up
a little bit and then you kind of lose your
footing and you fall back down onto into the water.
You're more than welcome to roll again. See if you
can give Unless someone wants to go back down and
help him, I'll help. Okay, Julia comes back down to
help you up. Sama you can roll with a are you?
Are you casting fly twice?
Speaker 4: No? That was just me casting it because I hadn't
casted it properly.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh so Samaa, you can roll again with advantage.
His bubbles is helping you up. Jesus Christ, girl, you're
not getting up that. You're not getting up that bean sock.
I'll just set.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back down and
help him out.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, God, okay, So read how tall are
you seven feet seven feet? How tall are you.
Speaker 5: Five eight or five ten?
Speaker 1: Okay? If someone who's tall is a lot taller than
Freed wants to put him on his back, you're more
than welcome to do that, but you would be Okay,
are you going giant?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go giant.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're going giant, because what is giant do? You
don't get disadvantaged or anything.
Speaker 2: Right, So giant means that, uh I replace all of
a certain set of skills with strength. Check with strength skills,
I can uh I get advantage on all strength based
ability rules.
Speaker 1: And how tall would you be?
Speaker 2: Is there? I'm so I am eight foot Normally I
would be about eighteen foot large Okay, no, no, I
think more like sixteen foot sixteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, So since you're sixteen feet tall, Tama can get
on you and you wouldn't have any issues for sure.
Taller I don't in that party. So you can. So Tama,
you can attach yourself to bubbles, and bubbles can climb,
and the bubbles alread gets advantage.
Speaker 2: You won't.
Speaker 1: You don't necessarily adding into it. You'll just be trouble
at you get on. Bubbles is back and you kind
of just hang on for the ride. So you all start.
So you all are going up with the beanstone. It's
about it feels like it's taking forever. It's been. It's
been well words good, like thirty forty minutes. When you
look down, you only you see the little you see
the ocean and the ship what looks to be the
size of a pebble. You're high up there, and the
winds are blurring. They are just blowing in your face,
and it's starting to get a little rough. So could
everybody roll me the strengths the ones who are not
flying actually sixty three for the duration of the Turney, okay,
well there's no point. Okay, now fly You're just you're fine.
And I was like, cool, roll me a dexterity saving
thor see you don't get blown in through the clouds.
But so Freed and Bubbles rolled me strengths again with
no so much straining.
Speaker 2: Checks again, strength or athletic.
Speaker 1: Strength or athletics you the one. You get advantage, right.
Speaker 2: I have advantage on all strength checks.
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh, thank god, thank you got one in a
twenty Jesus Christ, you almost you almost fell, Bubbles Freed,
you're continuing on with no problems with that twenty seven.
Speaker 1: You are just booking a baby. Bubbles. You get a
burst of energy, You're gonna start climbing that thing. I
want to fucking i'ving the entire the the fucking skyscraper
in New York. You're just bucking it. And about another
thirty minutes goes by, and you guys start seeing what
looks to be something you see the kind of you're
kind of guessing that you're seeing the end of the storm,
because the clouds kind of end after a certain point.
And you see what looks to be this little extension
to the beanstalk, what looks to be a living area,
a house building of some kind at the very tippy top.
So you're it's bout size of the pebble, So you're
pretty much a You're thirty minutes to an hour up left,
and the air is starting to get a little thin,
and the winds are still going, are still blaring, but
lightning starts striking the bean stalk as you're going up. Uh,
saying roll maybexterity saving throw to see if you can
dodge this lightning strikes.
Speaker 2: I have a weird question, huh, because I can change
my weapons damaged? Next?
Speaker 1: Are you saving throat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I have shield?
Speaker 2: Do you have shield? Do I? Let's find out. So
I was going to ask if I could because I
can change the elemental type of my weapons. If I
could throw a weapon at the lightning bolt, if.
Speaker 1: You're trying to make it like a lightning rod.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, kind of, or you know, trying to like
hit the lightning bolt so that way it hits the
weapon instead of the person.
Speaker 1: To tackle that. Why do that?
Speaker 2: I'm going to use a light hammer.
Speaker 1: When you get advantage, I can.
Speaker 2: Do the reckless Yeah, for advantage.
Speaker 1: Okay, So with that twenty four, as you throw the hammer,
you see a lightning strike going for sane and you
throw your hammer, your little hammer, light hammer, and it
hits the lightning bowl and takes the takes the blunt
of the bolt of the lightning bulk, and you see
it kind of absorb into the hammer. You're using the
hammer as a lightning rod basically.
Speaker 2: Kind of just you know, element versus element because I
can make a lightning hammer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that works. So saying you kind of get
knocked to the side a little bit, but you're perfectly
finding a lightning strike missed. As that happens, mh, you
guys continue to flawing, continue flying. One of you continue
to fly, continues flying, and you all are climbing cleaning, dodging, letting,
bolts and throwings.
Speaker 2: Go so far, so good.
Speaker 1: One more check for everybody that's climbing for Fred and Juliette.
One more strength or athletics.
Speaker 3: Oh not my best one.
Speaker 1: Huh h. So who's up? Who's who's first, and who's second?
Who's further up?
Speaker 2: I would think I was first?
Speaker 1: Okay, see you're further up, Bubbles, do you kind of
it's starting to get a little tough all the way
up here. You lose your grip for a second, and
as you kind of start sliding down your kind of
gravel hold of the bean stalk, and you catch yourself
before you fall fully airborne freed and you dropped about
forty feet. You caught yourself, Bubbles Freed. You lose your
grip completely and you start sliding down the beanstalk and
eventually you catch yourself, but you're about one hundred one
hundred feet down.
Speaker 2: You's like.
Speaker 1: Like in your clause No, actually, you're certainly in your
claws or your claus and a stickus. You use your
teeth and you bed your teeth into the bean stalk
in that and you catch yourself before you fell any further.
Speaker 3: Laughter, you're like, I just imagine he doesn'tage he's sliding down.
You just all you hear is like, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Here's like like embedded with your with your fucking jaw.
And then you're like, you're like, I'm good, I'm good.
And you start climbing up, uh saying. You get up there,
and when you get to the very top, you break
the clouds and you fly above them and you see
the sunlight. Hands here, breath the fresh air, nice gentle coat,
cool breeze, and you see a very large house at
the very top of the bean stalk, and you see
the sun. But you also you kind of look around
at the sky. You see the space in between the realms.
You're at the very top of the bare of the
of the realm of terrain that you're in the mortal realm.
So you're at the very edge of the realm to
the point where you can look out and you can
see the other branches of the world tree at the
at this at this house, at this location, because the
beans talk is that high up, so you can see
the sky, but faintly you can see the other realms
of the world tree and the other branches off and stuff. About,
floating about, and it's almost breathtaking. It's just like, wow,
we're that fucking high. Then Bubbles comes up and Bubbles
you see the same thing, same with you, Tauma, And
then last not leaves. After some time later, Freed comes up.
He's just like m who.
Speaker 3: His first Oh now, mister saying, nobody likes it, nobody
likes a snitch.
Speaker 1: And you look, you see again a very big house
on top of this beanstalk. It's a large plot of
the looks. I mean, the very top of the bean
stock is almost like a piece of land. It's like
it's the top of the bean stock is turned into
this little fixture. The houses the house, as well as
a garden and flowers and plant lamps. They are sprouting
from the bean slack.
Speaker 2: And very tough.
Speaker 1: It's like he has his own little food and it
is he could. He could sustain himself up here on
this bean stock without any issues, ever having to come
down if you didn't want to. And the house doors closed,
when does there's no light coming from inside the house,
so you have no idea if he's You assume he's
up here, but you're not like one hundred percent suret
because there's no sign of him being up there, for
anyone being up there until y'all decided to go to exploring.
From the first glance, it seems a little light you're on,
like a little walkway from the side of the being
suck that y'all came up a little paved paved walk
all leaves episode to the house. And the house is
about good for a house for a giant. A giant's
what large, huge.
Speaker 2: Or dre huge depends on much giant used.
Speaker 1: The huge be what fifty fifty feet?
Speaker 2: So sixteen feet is large.
Speaker 1: Sixteen feet is large, Okay, so he would be I
would have him be about So the house itself would
be about sixteen days and so huge would be you
look of a height thing for huge, The sky would
be huge, so huge, h m hm, huge would be
sixteen to thirty two feet. So the house itself would
look to be about twenty to twenty five feet at night,
so it's pretty huge, but it looks about the out
size of.
Speaker 3: It well be five. Paul fund.
Speaker 4: Is the other table.
Speaker 2: Did you say that in character?
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a that's a bit racist.
Speaker 3: Who cares we're pirates or pirates? Who cares we're pirates. Pirates,
we don't discriminate.
Speaker 4: What would you say, Jef, The pirates aren't supposed to
be racist, mate, who.
Speaker 3: We're not saints either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we don't got to be racist.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're pirates.
Speaker 5: We just appropriate all cultures.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, stop it's it's not racism. We hate
everyone equally.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We are an equal opportunity. I hate hates it. What
what's better term? Our hatred is equal opportunity. We don't
discriptinate based on race, gender, or sexuality.
Speaker 8: Are you sure that you're sleeping captain would approve of
this talk?
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, are you sure the giant uh orc gets
a uh would approve of this talk?
Speaker 3: I don't know, do you.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm?
Speaker 2: I thought that was obvious.
Speaker 3: M'ka.
Speaker 1: So we're cutting that part. You're likely a racist gainst giants.
Speaker 3: It's not racism. God, God bringing this bullshit into the show. Now,
all right, let's go ah.
Speaker 1: No, But nonetheless, you guys are at the front basically
the front door of the house in the little walkway.
What do y'all do?
Speaker 2: Knock on the door?
Speaker 1: You want to knock on the door.
Speaker 3: Let's not let's not let's not.
Speaker 1: I mean you can walk on the you can knock
on the door. I'm like, hey, mister giant, So like
I heard, you have treasure, can we have that.
Speaker 3: Knock?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go knock?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Don't go knock?
Speaker 4: Is there another way to try and get in?
Speaker 1: You see a window in the front of the house,
and one of your face and you see a door
and a window and a roof and a chimney. That's it.
Do y'all want to explore the grounds?
Speaker 3: What's on the grounds?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would like look around first.
Speaker 1: So you got on a little lot of land, and
you got a little walkway and garden on both sides,
plants that are size of y'all literally, flowers, sunflowers the
fucking height of the sky and fucking uh yeah. Yeah,
So you got some sunflowers are the size of like
ten feet tall. And then you've got some big old
bachet I don't know what, tomatoes, trees that grow fruit.
You gotta pluthor of stuff so he can so he
has a bunch of food and stuff growing and then
flowers growing on his grounds. One oh no, As you
guys walk down the path, which I'm assuming that's what
you're doing, or if you're wanting to hide, are you
one to walk down the highway the pathway, or you
want to hide amongst the plant life and then make
your way that way because the plant life, again is huge,
so you could easily hide behind lake, the stacks of
the socks of flowers, or like the vegetables or trees
or whatnot, because everything is huge compared to down below.
So it depends on how y'all want to go about
doing it.
Speaker 2: I guess we could hide.
Speaker 1: So the cat jumps off your shoulder, saying, and the
cat takes a few steps forward on the path, tilts
its head, tilts her head, and then she walks amongst
the vegetables the pumpkin squash, and she starts walking along
in there so she has a place to hide as
she gets closer, and she when she gets to a
certain point, she stopped. I think, are y'all and you
just here? What do y'all do?
Speaker 2: Where the heck is that freaking I'll go hide?
Speaker 1: See you follow the cat?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Well, bubbles follows the cat. What's everyone else doing?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm following the cat too. I was just
looking for a spell real quick.
Speaker 5: Sorry, out from bubbles and followed the cat.
Speaker 3: Okayreat, great, we're following the cat now, oh, follow the captain.
You can see us now, m.
Speaker 1: As you all start walking around the big vegetables and
you see pumpkins, squash, tomatoes, broccoli, potatoes, but plants roots.
You see potatoes coming out of the ground like they're
just bursting on the ground. Huge. Oh god, I want
potato right now, Oh, big potato. I can't control your
hunger for potatoes. That's your ancestors talking. The ancestors are
calling hey, and that is mister big potato to you. Sir.
Speaker 3: I think there's no mister about you.
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon. Godly smite comes out from the
sky and strikes freed. You're taking D ten sorry, one
hundred D eight damage. Smite smite, the.
Speaker 2: Oh best damage.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you want to see the you want to
see where that damage would be. Okay, let me look
at you know what we're just going. We're gonna have
fun here. Oh god, not one thousand. Do you imagine
that's four hundred and eighty radiant damage? Damn, damn, damn, damn.
You burnt to a crisp annihilating you just annihilated.
Speaker 3: Sorry, my free walked into follows the cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so freed follows the cat after just like, yeah,
growlin at the cat. The traveling in the garden to
the side of the house, and you see another window
as well as you see a cellar that goes under
the house, and the door is open. Two said, sellar.
It's one of those two door open cellars. So one
side of it is open.
Speaker 2: Can we open it?
Speaker 1: I mean it's already open. One side of it's open,
so you can walk into one side of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what do you guys think? We could take
the easy route and go through the open cellar, or
we could find a way to climb through that window.
Speaker 1: I forgot to put it down, but saying you can
send the cat and see through the eyes of the cat,
I forgot to add that to the thing.
Speaker 4: Like a familiar, Yeah, like a familiar.
Speaker 1: The cat axe is kind of a familiar for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think let's sneak in through the door.
Speaker 4: I mean we could send caamelo.
Speaker 1: The cat sits down, kind of wags her tail in
the wind. She just looks back at saying and blinks, waiting,
just waiting.
Speaker 2: Why don't you oh, take it.
Speaker 1: And the cat gets up, stretches does the front just
kind of stretches the front and it stretches the back,
and she shakes her paws and she starts walking a
little peppi her step as she walks to the door,
and she kind of looks over. She got like the
scene from like the scene is like from inside the
shed or inside the basement, and you just see a
cat's hip hop over. So while this is happening, saying,
you could see through her eyes and what she sees
you see, Okay, So she looks over and she sees
a long hallway down a staircase, a staircase that goes
down like good, that's probably good, one hundreds of steps.
It sound a little bit not huge, not like under
like twenty feet underground, but like it's a little bounderground
Lord of Jesus side staircase. And the cat looks over
and she's like wow, and she kind of just looks
back both sides and she's just.
Speaker 2: He just what.
Speaker 4: Oh he cut out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gown.
Speaker 1: A laser feather.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to like backtrack up to the back
to the point cut out, you know, all, what's the
last part you heard, uh uh, the cat walked up
to the cellar, looked down, looked back, and then you
just said she looked back, and that was it.
Speaker 1: So yes, the cat looks into the cellar. He's a long,
he's a long staircase, looks back and then jumps in.
Her steps don't make a side because she's light as
she walks like a feather, and she starts make her
way down the staircase, and she hears the sounds of
a hammer slamming against metal.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: She makes her way down the hallway. She sees down
the staircase, she sees an opening, the little, a little
doorway with she gets closer, she sees flashes of what
looks to be blue and red for the colors. Every
time she hears that metal metal claughing sound, and she
gets down there clashing like to like two pieces of
metal hitting each other.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: She makes it down the staircase into a doorway and
she kind of peers in. It takes her head in
and she sees what looks to be a very giant
man slamming a hammer to a sword, surrounded by smith
materials and a oh god, what's it called? A Oh
my god, what is that thing called?
Speaker 5: Are you thinking of a forge?
Speaker 1: Yes, there you go. That's why I was looking for
a forge, so you see. So she sees a forge
and the giant and with the raises a hammer and
slams down on the sword that he's working on. And
as he hits the sword, lightning sparks out of it,
blue lightning, And every time the lightning comes off of it,
her hair kind of stands up from the electricity in
the air. And she kind of just looks at him
as he's working, and then she's she pulls her head
back and she starts making her way back up the stairs,
and then she jumps out of the door cellar door,
and she starts walking around the house, walking around to
the front of the house. And she started going she's
going rogue, and she starts walking around to the front
of the house. She jumps onto the porch and she's
kind of looking for a way and and she notices
the front door is cracked open, so like a cat,
curiosity kills the cat. She kind of squeezes her way
into the front door again, steps up make a sound.
She starts looking around the house. She sees a living
area with like a this is a very large house.
On the inside, there's one big room and a couple
of doors that leads to other areas, but the bed,
kitchen area, fireplace, all that is in the main room area.
And then there's a staircase that goes upstairs, and then
there's a door on the bottom on the main floor.
She walks over to the door and listens. Then she
can hear the slamming of the the slamming of the
hammer on the sword, and the sparks coming off. So
she said, oh, bry thinks herself, well, we mallm no
giant down there. Cool. She's like, okay, and she starts
making her way up the stairs to the upper floor,
and she a desk what looks to be like a box,
a very longated rectangle box has a lock on it,
or has a lock that's unlocked. She say, in a
chair and she the cat kay raise her eyebrow. She
jumps onto the chair and jumps onto the desk and
kind of plays the lock she's on, kind of whacking
the lock as she gets it off of the box,
and she kind of uses her head to push it open.
And when she opens it, this light shines through and
she looks in and saying, if you're there. She sees
it's almost like a pocket realm inside this little box.
It's like the vault. It's like a it's a vault,
and you just see treasures upon your wildest dreams, gold, weapons, artifacts,
and it's just her just looking in as it's at
with it open, without her climbing in, because when she
because there's also a staircase that you can go into
when you climb in, climb into it. And what's funny
is the box is when she's looking at she could
see that it's magic. It's a magic box as far
as the out outer interior, and she finds it where
the box is the size of her at last of
a cat. So she keeps noting of that, and so
you would keep note of that. And then she hears
a noise come from downstairs. She's like, and she kind
of works up and goes behind the box, closes it,
and after a few minutes tries to finagle the lock
back on like it was, and then she tries to
make her wait and from outside you all hear the
giant coming upstairs and opening the door, and you hear rustling,
and everyone make me a perception chat this this deals
with smell and or This can also deal with smell
and or hearing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I so Free does get a vanished on that,
and he wrote to seventeen.
Speaker 1: Okay with that seventeen and nineteen, you realize Freed since well, actually, no, Tamad,
you have the highest score. You look behind Freed and
you see the cat sitting there cleaning yourself. That's it.
We just picked around the corner and we just see, Yeah,
she's like directly behind Freeze. She's just looking her paul
and cleaning herself. And free when you see Tom and
looking back, you look back and the cat's directly behind you,
just looking her paw and cleaning her her face. Recap
recap saying, the cat explored inside the house, went upstairs,
nothing nothing of importance, but went upstairs found a what
looks to be a pocket universe vault that a box
opened to a little pocket realm full of treasure.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: And then she and then the giant came out from
its from the basement, and you all thought, oh no,
the cat's in danger. Had everyone roll a perception check,
and the cat just ended up behind Freed out of nowhere.
Everyone just turns around and sees the cat sitting there
licking her pall and then cleaning her face. Okay, now
back to for what were you saying?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: So Free doesn't really react. He just looks at the cat,
and she's like, there's something wrong with this cat. I
can't be the one who thinks.
Speaker 1: That she looks up at you with big cat eyes.
All right, go on, sorry, do you have.
Speaker 8: An issue with my cat?
Speaker 3: That's not so much as your cat as just cats,
But yes, I do have an issue with your cat.
Speaker 8: She hasn't done anything to you.
Speaker 2: She's been nothing but helpful so far.
Speaker 1: Now she runs up against you, Freed, and she's purring.
Speaker 4: It seems to it seems that she's taken a liking
to you.
Speaker 1: Now, do you have anything covering your legs or your
legs open?
Speaker 2: Like my leg.
Speaker 3: Well, so, like I'm not wearing like shoes or boots,
but like I do have like sailor's pants. So they're
like kind of like they're kind of loose, and they're
kind of like, you know, like those type of pants
that have like not so they're not like cuffs really,
but they're like, uh, they are kind of tied off
at the bottom.
Speaker 1: So they just go right below his knee, oh, right
before right below the knee got so so his calf
down to his feet are showing. And yeah, I'm sure
he's full of hair, right m yep. The cat starts
walks up to your leg, to your calf. She kind
of tilts her head and she hasn't looked on her face, like, ugh,
this hair is nappy, so she starts licking the hair.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm not sure if I should have, if I
should growl, or if I should just be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's starting, She's like this, this hair is unacceptable.
And she just goes in and just kind of up
on her two front paws, leaning against your leg and
she's just licking your calf, cleaning your nasty fur. Well
it's well, it's not nasty, but to her it's nasty.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I wasn't saying, excuse me to what you
said about this is freading character. Excuse me, miss thing
like hello.
Speaker 1: And she looks up to your big eyes and she's
like that the cutest, cutest face ever.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, yeah, I'm on to you.
Speaker 1: As you get sound, and walks over to insa insa Sane. Sorry, Sane.
Sane walks over the sane and fits and just looks
to everybody to see what happens next. Now you know
where the treasure's at. Cool, there's plenty of it, gold items, artifacts, objects,
probably lots of magical stuff in there too. It's just
like a boatload.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm I'm, I'm looking for something because I
know I swear I had it.
Speaker 3: So Carmela tells Sane, like where the treasure is?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Saye was able to see through the eyes of Carmela's nose.
Sane saw it all.
Speaker 3: Whatever it said, huh uh huh. It's inside the house right,
Like it's not stop down in the forest. But it
was like she walked in.
Speaker 2: In the.
Speaker 1: It's a it's in the main it's in the main house.
There's like two low there's a main floor and then
there's an upper floor, and it's upstairs. Because the only
thing upstairs that she found was a desk, a chair
in this box that ended up being the vault.
Speaker 3: It's in a what now it's in a vault.
Speaker 1: In the box upstairs on desk.
Speaker 3: How big was the box?
Speaker 1: The box when she looked at it, it was about
the size of a desktop, like no size of a
mm hmm. That's what's weird, because there was a size
side of comparison to the real world, the size of
an xbox, which she seemed what she because that's weird
for a vault entrance to be that size for a giant,
because it should be much bigger. And there's something magical
about the outer exterior of said box.
Speaker 3: Oh so we could just go right in and grab
it and leave.
Speaker 8: It's not that easy.
Speaker 3: Mhm.
Speaker 1: The cat stops, turns around, and the giant is walking
outside out of the front door and looks out at
the garden. And you see a giant that's the size
of about seventeen to eighteen feet tall roughly.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: Long beard that goes down rapped to the end of
his belly that's braided. He's bald. He's just a big,
burly man. And his skin, his hair is pure white
and his skin is a light blue. And he leans
over the railing of the front of the house and
he just looks out.
Speaker 3: Oh, did he come out from the cellar or did
he come out from the He.
Speaker 1: Came out from the front, from the front door.
Speaker 3: Okay, so the cellar door is still up a huh, yes,
it is, okay, so I guess he's not in the
so if he's not in the cellar anywhere, we could
probably just sneek down there get around him.
Speaker 1: You could. That is an idea. Did you bring that
up to the crew? Yeah, okay, So he brings a
free brings it up to the crew that he's up there.
He's right over here, and the cellar door is open,
so we can go into the cellar and get into
the house that way and make our way upstairs, up
the into the main floor and then up to the
second floor. Yeah, was everyone's thoughts agreed. Mm hmmm, saying.
Speaker 4: He said you're the captain, did you hear that?
Speaker 1: And the cat just meows and looks up at the
captain bubbles. They're talking about going down into the basement
because the giant is standing on the front porch, so
the basement, so the cellar door is opened to go
into the basement as the entrance went into the house.
Thoughts Rusalem and the giant about eighteen feet tall in height.
Speaker 2: I think it broke up there.
Speaker 1: Cellar doors open, giants in the front porch. They're talking
about going inside the cellar into the house.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but up right, great as you.
Speaker 1: The giants eighteen feet tall, so.
Speaker 2: Like two feet shorter than me when I'm in large
two feet shorter than you. Sorry, I'm shorter than I'm Yeah,
I'm shorter by two feet.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I'll make the giant. Then the house would
be like thirty feet. I'll make the giant twenty. Yeah,
so the giant is twenty feet, so there's some little
height difference between you and the giant.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: He's on the smaller side of the giant of a giant.
Seen the thirty two feet so he's on the smaller
end of the giant of a giant size or a
huge size or a giant, so he's about twenty feet tall.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Or is your mic cut?
Speaker 4: I mean it comes, yeah, the audio comes in and out.
Speaker 3: I mean he does it from time to time, but
like when he's repeated himself several times and I heard
him just fine, all right, can y'all.
Speaker 1: Hear me now.
Speaker 2: For now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh you awsome? Hello, Hello, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm like good.
Speaker 2: Sounds good for now.
Speaker 4: It's just it's weird because like it'll go on perfectly
fine for a while, and then it'll just like stop
in the middle.
Speaker 1: It's probably it's probably my internet connection. It's my internet connections.
Fucking shit, because there's like ten billion fucking people using
the internet. My goddamn house can't wait to move. But
it's probably my internet connection, because I don't think it's
my mic I hope it's not.
Speaker 2: My mind, not for me, not for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been able to hear them.
Speaker 2: Fine, I think I might also be having some internet issues.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here here is the dilemma. The bottom shed door,
the shed is open, not the shed, the cellar doors open,
the giants out front, and you walk and go in
through the cellar into the forge area, begin into the house.
And you do know that there is a door that
leads directly into the main part of the house from
the cellar, so you can use the cellar as an
entry way. And as the idea Fred has proposed.
Speaker 2: Let's go in the cellar. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Everyone roll me a stealth check with advantage because you
are on the side of the house and he is
in the front of the house. I will give you
all advantage on stealth.
Speaker 2: Ah, who.
Speaker 1: Are you rolling for and you're rolling for, uh, Sayan's
character sheet, right, yeah, okay, okay, okay, I'm just taking
sure all right, so everyone, yeah, everyone succeeds. The The
d C was a fourteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like if you look on the bottom of
the box, it says it says the name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I see it. So yeah, the DC was fourteen.
So everyone passed.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: So you all get down into the cellar. The steps
are pretty large. It's like a very large step, so
you kind of have to watch your step as you
go down because they're kind of steep too. And you
make your way down to the cellar and you see
a big old forge and it's hot. You feel the
heat as you start going down the staircase from the forge.
And when you get into the forge to the cellar,
you see the forge to your right and all the
materials that correlate with that, and to your left you
see a well, sorry, to the back, back left, you
see the staircase that goes up into the house. But
you also see, oh, I have the way. I have
the way for Jacob.
Speaker 2: Down, have the way for Jacob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're about it. We're gonna end it here. But
I want to into on a cliffhanger.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, that is great because I took sedatives to
combat the restlessness and I'm about to nod off.
Speaker 1: Oh no, ok, yeah, no, I'm trying to.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to as soon as you say and that's
the end of the episode.
Speaker 2: We're gonna buye.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be like, it's goodnecting.
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm going to. I'm one to India around nineteen
thirty today. I want to wait for Jacob to get back.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're in the house or that's leasure, that's question.
Speaker 2: H yay.
Speaker 1: Yay mm hmmmm hm hm. Why the fuck have I
seen the picture of King Coln writing Gamera? And why
is this amazing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Camera? Also, Tiff, if you have not watched Castlevania Nocturne,
do yourself a favor. It's so good and so gay.
Oh it is so gay.
Speaker 4: I can't get holes into gate to like join my
party right now.
Speaker 2: It's making me upset. I need him here.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's so gay. And the Aztec Vampire is
the gayest he is the gayest thing ever and I
love it.
Speaker 3: What's this about Gamera?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: King Kong writing Camera.
Speaker 1: I sent you that image on Facebook. It's basically King
Kong from like God's Other versus King Kong writing on
Gamera as Gamera is rocket rocketing through the sky. I
love that lame. That's not lame, that's lit.
Speaker 3: That's lame. King Kong and Gamera have never had a crossover,
although will probably win.
Speaker 1: Larma would win damn anyway. So you all get into
the house right and you're in the cellar, and to
your right you see the forge. To your left, you
see the staircase up, but you also see a bunch
of cages. Do you get closer to look in said
cages because the cages are covered with let's be a blanket,
a cloth of some kind of like there's four of them.
Do you all explore the cages?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, the.
Speaker 1: Cages are about fifteen feet high. Well no, no, we're
like eight feet high. So you can easily pull them.
See you pull off the blankets or the cloth off
of the top of them that's covering them. And you
see inside the flour cages uh tama, and one of
them that you pull off. So you pull off one,
you pull out the blank off one of them. You
look inside, and you see a vulpus that looks very
similar to you, a male that's a little younger than you.
He looks up to you. You get to lock eyes
and he kind of freezes and he says, tom, oh.
Speaker 5: And which one are you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, wait, what was in the cage.
Speaker 1: It was a vulpus that looked like him, but it
was a younger and this vulpus knew who knew who
he was.
Speaker 3: Young.
Speaker 1: It's a male, a younger male.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know who this was.
Speaker 1: Uh, you do, it's your it's your younger, it's your
younger brother.
Speaker 5: I don't remember his writing a brother.
Speaker 2: At less.
Speaker 1: You just made this up. I did. I don't want you.
I was gonna do stuff. And as you pull off
the other three, you see a m mm hmmm. You
see an orc, an orc mail asleep. You see a
that's in the second cage. In the third cage, you
see a wolf born, another wolf born, And in the
last cage you see, oh god, another vulpus. And they're
all just staring at you. But of course the vulpus
that acknowledged Tama. Anyway, on that note, we're ending today's
episode here, catch us next time. As oh my god,
what is Toma's brother doing here? And who are these
other three? Until then by on next time, Bye
Speaker 2: Bye,