WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:13.359 See. 2 00:00:13.240 --> 00:00:17.600 Yeah, that's the Avidente Gosfellow program brought to you. Buy Cammel, 3 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:19.879 the cigarette that's first in the service according to actual 4 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:22.480 sales records. See if your throat and your taste don't 5 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:27.039 bake Cambell the first with you two find out for yourself. 6 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:30.640 Listen to the great rhythms of Freddie Rich in his orchest, 7 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:35.359 with the swingy singing of Connie Haynes, and that great 8 00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:37.920 statesman from the dun Barton Oaks Conference who. 9 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:53.240 Said, Hey, hey, Castella, Castella, come in a minute, come here, 10 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:53.799 will you please? 11 00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:57.000 What's all the excitement about? What are you so happy about? Oh? 12 00:00:57.039 --> 00:00:57.560 Look at it? What? 13 00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:00.000 I just got a lot from my cousin, Corporal Hugo Cuss. 14 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:02.560 He's away over in Africa and he says all the 15 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:04.760 soldiers in his company are gonna have a white Christmas. 16 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:07.480 Why you dummy, it's very hot in Africa. How could 17 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:09.879 the soldiers have a white Christmas? Their cook is gonna 18 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:15.200 bleach the beans. Costella, it's about time you were thinking 19 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:15.719 of Christmas? 20 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:18.159 Do you realize there are only age chopping days left? 21 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:18.599 You know? 22 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:21.400 I just bought I just bought one hundred Christmas eals, 23 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:22.519 one hundred Christmas. 24 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:25.200 Sure, for gonna sakes, how are you gonna feed them? 25 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.599 I love, Costelle? 26 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.799 Are you going to make much out of Christmas this year? 27 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:30.159 Am I? 28 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:32.439 What are you going to make much out of Christmas 29 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:32.879 this year? 30 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:35.120 I can't tell until I sell the presents I get, 31 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:37.719 sell your presence? 32 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:41.680 Oh sure, rabbit, sure? Talking about I even sold that 33 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:43.439 electric bed warmer you gave me last year. 34 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:46.640 That was no good electric bedwarmer. That was an electric toaster. 35 00:01:46.959 --> 00:01:50.359 An electric toaster, certainly no way kept turning me over 36 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:51.359 and throwing me out of bed. 37 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:56.560 Well, Costell, I hope you're getting a present from my 38 00:01:56.560 --> 00:01:59.239 wife Betty this year, you know, And I'll give you 39 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:02.319 a little tip. What she really needs is a new girdle. 40 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:05.159 What a girdle? Don't you know what a girdle is? 41 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:05.400 Oh? 42 00:02:05.439 --> 00:02:07.719 Sure, a girdle. It it's one of those what is it? 43 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:08.599 You gotta have it when you have? 44 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:08.919 Yes? 45 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:09.360 What is it? 46 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:10.599 Don't your your sort of yes? 47 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:11.319 That I know? 48 00:02:11.360 --> 00:02:13.240 Come on, you got to what is it? 49 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:15.759 It's one of those things that keeps an unhappy situation 50 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:20.240 from spreading. Yeah, Look what about your own family, Costella? 51 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:21.960 What are you going to give your kid brother Sebastian. 52 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:23.000 Oh him nothing? 53 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:23.479 What do you mean? 54 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:24.960 I gave him something last year? He didn't like it? 55 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:25.639 And what did you give him? 56 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:26.080 The measles? 57 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:28.800 And did he use a rash word? 58 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:29.039 Oh? 59 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.199 Talk sends. 60 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:32.199 Please listen this year, abbit, you know what I'm gonna do. No, 61 00:02:32.280 --> 00:02:32.719 I don't know. 62 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:35.159 I'm gonna spend all my money on that beautiful girl 63 00:02:35.159 --> 00:02:37.479 who lives next door to me, Ruby Pool. 64 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:40.919 Cue Wait a minute, Ruby Pool? 65 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:41.319 Cue? 66 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:42.000 She's beautiful? 67 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:43.280 Why she isn't beautiful? 68 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:45.879 She's got the worst complexion I ever saw. But she 69 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:47.639 can't help that abbit. I mean, she got her face 70 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:49.800 caught in the waffle iron. Now she has to pour 71 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:51.560 her makeup. I'm with a syrup picture. 72 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.199 Look, what are you going to buy for Ruby? 73 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:57.080 I'm gonna buy a piano? A piano? 74 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:59.280 What kind of a piano? Maple, walnut or cherry? 75 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:01.360 Well, I'm gonna get a of those kinds. What did 76 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:05.159 you say? I said, maple walnut, our, cherry, maple wool? 77 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:06.919 Do you realize what you just said? 78 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:07.759 What's wrong? 79 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:15.879 Sham? Wait wait a minute, Shamon, but take it easy, 80 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:19.960 take it easy. Front of ten nilesnouncer shame. 81 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:24.520 Wait a minute, wall All right, all I said, was maple, 82 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:25.719 walnut or cherry? 83 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:28.479 You go again? I'm glad I found you out. A 84 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:29.560 what do you mean? 85 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:29.680 Now? 86 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:30.319 What do you mean? 87 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:36.080 You're a spy from the jello profriend p and o? 88 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:41.159 WHOA not fuchi? I simply asked you the kind of wood? 89 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:43.680 Oh, I know about about the wood? 90 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:44.400 What the guy a? 91 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:47.360 What Pecand did I go around tasting piano? 92 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:47.560 Did? 93 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:48.560 I asked you that you can. 94 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:50.360 Every time I see a pianna, buy it to see 95 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:51.680 what flavor it is Hostella? 96 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:53.800 They make pianos other different kinds of wood. 97 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:57.280 My mother lost piano's maple, so she has a genuine 98 00:03:57.400 --> 00:03:58.159 bird's eye. 99 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.960 I know that she's got an eagle beak to go. 100 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:03.240 Hell no, never mind my mother in law. 101 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:04.960 Now you've got a lot of nerves spending your money 102 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:07.800 on ruby, A girl you hardly know. You never thought 103 00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:10.639 to ask me if I needed money for my Christmas shopping? 104 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:11.840 Do you need money out it? 105 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:12.120 Oh? 106 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:15.159 Well, now, well now that you brought it up, Now 107 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:16.240 that I've brought. 108 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.480 It up, well yes you didn't. 109 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:19.879 You just ask me if I needed money. 110 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:22.920 Ladies and gentlemen, you have just seen what loose talk 111 00:04:22.959 --> 00:04:24.480 can do when it reaches the enemy's ears. 112 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.360 I've been a will slip with the lip, can't sing 113 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:31.839 a ship, and I have just been struggled myself. No love, costel. 114 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:33.399 All I need is fifty dollars. 115 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:36.720 Fifty dollars, yes, Now look, if you lend me fifty dollars, 116 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:38.360 what security would you want? 117 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:40.560 A padlock, a pair of handcuffs and a watchdog? 118 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:40.839 No? 119 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:43.959 No, and put your mama in a dungeon for secure 120 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:44.160 and no? 121 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:45.920 Whit you off? 122 00:04:45.959 --> 00:04:46.480 Fat? 123 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:46.680 Well? 124 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:47.199 I listen. 125 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:50.040 The only security I can give you is the word 126 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:51.360 of an honest man. 127 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:54.199 Okay, bring him around. I'll see what I can do. Dolls. 128 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:56.800 You and I are pals, And to show you how 129 00:04:56.879 --> 00:04:57.319 much I. 130 00:04:57.319 --> 00:04:59.600 Like you, I'm going to let you lend me the 131 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:01.879 fifty What happened? All I got my Christmas piggy bank 132 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.399 is forty dollars? Well, all right, give me the forty 133 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:05.680 dollars and you can owe me either ten. 134 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:08.199 Okay, here's a forty dollars. Okay, now I owe you ten. 135 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:08.759 That's right. 136 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:10.360 Who wants who? 137 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:13.279 Wait a minute, just a minute? Wait? How much did 138 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:15.079 I ask you for? You asked me for fifty dollars? 139 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:16.759 And how much did you give me? I gave you all. 140 00:05:16.839 --> 00:05:18.360 I had forty dollars. 141 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:19.199 So you owe me ten dollars. 142 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:21.439 That's right? Why are you kick it? I let it 143 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:24.600 go with that, all right? You owe me forty dollars. Stella. 144 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:26.800 I don't like the way you're hedging on me, and 145 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:28.879 I don't like the way you're clipping my head. Come on, 146 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:34.920 give me back my forty dollars. Okay, okay, if that's 147 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:36.720 the way you feel, I don't want to do business 148 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:36.959 with a. 149 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:37.480 Man like you. 150 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:39.439 Here's your forty dollars. That's more like. 151 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:40.759 Now give me the ten you owe me. 152 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:41.759 Okay, here's a ten. 153 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:42.240 All right. 154 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:44.800 I'm paying you on account on account, on a count 155 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:46.319 I don't know how come I owe it to you? 156 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.120 Believe me, this is the last time I'll. 157 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.319 Ever ask you for the loan. 158 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.839 Of fifty dollars. Costell. Look, no, never mind. How can 159 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:55.079 I lend you fifty dollars? 160 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:55.560 Now? 161 00:05:55.879 --> 00:05:58.560 I only had forty dollars to start with. Now I 162 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:00.000 only got thirty dollars. 163 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:01.519 Well, okay, it'll. 164 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:02.759 Make you happy. I'll do you a favor. 165 00:06:03.079 --> 00:06:04.879 Give me the thirty dollars and you can owe me twenty. 166 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:06.360 This is getting worse all the time. 167 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:07.560 Wait a minute, hour Somata. 168 00:06:07.639 --> 00:06:09.360 First, I owe you ten, Now I owe you twenty. 169 00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:11.040 What kind of reckt do is that? Well? 170 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:12.560 Why do you urge yourself running to dead? 171 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:16.839 I didn't run into it. You'll pushed me, abbitt. Did 172 00:06:16.879 --> 00:06:18.720 you ever hit a story of the forty feet? Yes? 173 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:20.879 What became of the other of thirty nine? 174 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:22.399 Hello? 175 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:24.959 Are you the guy that says open? Says to me? 176 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:30.759 Now listen, I'm surprised I had lived that. Please? Why 177 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:34.399 I'm I'm just like Santa Claus. You're better than Santa Claus. 178 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:36.120 Who bet I am? You can give me a sway 179 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:37.240 right without any rating. 180 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:48.720 You know it's never very easy to get serious after 181 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:50.839 a hilarious to do with Bud and Lou. 182 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:53.079 But your choice of a cigarette. 183 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:55.000 Is so important to your throat and your taste that 184 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:56.839 I want to take this moment to urge you to 185 00:06:56.920 --> 00:07:00.720 try Camels on your t zone. That's troat and tea 186 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:04.879 for taste. See how your throat reacts to Camel's cool mildness. 187 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:07.959 See how your taste enjoys the rich, full flavor of 188 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:10.720 Camel's magnificent blend of costlier tobaccos. 189 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:13.519 You may find that your throat and your. 190 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:18.560 Taste your tea zone, proclaimed camel, your own personal cigarette. 191 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:30.920 See yell camels, the cigarette of costlier tobaccos. Here's lovely 192 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:34.519 Connie Haynes with a Christmas shopper special. So grab your bundles, everybody, 193 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:35.319 and let's all big. 194 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:36.360 A ride on the trolley. 195 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:41.879 With my highest Dutch collar and my high top shoes 196 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:46.199 than my hair a high on my head. I want 197 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:49.920 to lose a jolly hour upon the trolley and off 198 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:50.759 my mood. 199 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:51.759 Instead. 200 00:07:52.800 --> 00:07:56.319 With his light brown derby and his price green tie, 201 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:01.759 he was quite the handsomest of me. I started again 202 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:12.120 to a count, and damn banner count entertain again. Clang 203 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:17.560 clang clang, went the trolley. Ding ding ding, went the bell, 204 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:23.319 zing zing zing with my heart dreams for the moment 205 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:24.160 I saw him. 206 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:25.279 My bell. 207 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:33.480 Chug chug chug, went the motor bump, bump, bump, went 208 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:39.639 the breaks, don't bump dump went my heartstrings. When he smiled, 209 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:44.039 I could feel but caut He tipped his hat and 210 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:47.320 took the sea. He said, he you hope he hadn't 211 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:50.600 stepped upon my feet. He asked my name. 212 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:52.440 I held my brain. 213 00:08:53.279 --> 00:08:56.080 I couldn't speak because he scared me have to death. 214 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:02.759 But but bud went the buzzer flop flop flop with 215 00:09:02.960 --> 00:09:08.360 the weed. Stop stop stop with my mord stream. As 216 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:09.360 he started to. 217 00:09:09.519 --> 00:09:12.159 Leave at the world of he cleave with my. 218 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:16.200 Hand as iff worklan. 219 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:21.200 He said on with me, And it was cramp just 220 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:23.720 to stand with his hand on the mine. 221 00:09:25.519 --> 00:09:26.759 Dude, the anna b. 222 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:41.480 All right, costella, Come on, let's go downtown to our 223 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:42.120 Christmas shopping. 224 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:42.799 Here comes a street. 225 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:45.200 I can't cry clan with the trolley. 226 00:09:45.879 --> 00:09:47.639 A king, a king, a king of prayer. 227 00:09:48.559 --> 00:09:49.120 Stella, come here. 228 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:50.679 You want to get hit, Get out of that. Come 229 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:52.559 over here, stand here in the safety zone. 230 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:54.879 No what in the safety zone. Don't you know why 231 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:57.759 those safety zones are here? Sure if you can hit 232 00:09:57.840 --> 00:10:01.840 inside the white lions, it don't count. Oh be quiet, please, 233 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:05.759 here's the trolley now I have it. What look at 234 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:06.799 the crowd and let's be caught. 235 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:09.559 Never mind, go on, shove your way in, Oh young man, 236 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:10.919 you can't squeeze him. 237 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:16.240 Hear, okay, babe, let's wait till we get off. You 238 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:22.000 got your one line, get your dough and get hey, 239 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:25.000 you fat boy, come on, drop your fair enough box. 240 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.279 Here's the fair conductor, and give us two transfers. 241 00:10:27.440 --> 00:10:30.080 You won't need transfers. No, then, how we're gonna rude 242 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:32.279 on next car without a transfer? Just tell the next 243 00:10:32.360 --> 00:10:38.799 conductor at awful sense you? Oh? Oh, that guy's office trolley. 244 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:40.399 Oh come on, gos sella. 245 00:10:40.440 --> 00:10:42.399 Let's step back in the confine a seat? I hey, 246 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:45.000 look out for that man with an umbrella. 247 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:47.159 Oh my goodness, what happened? 248 00:10:47.759 --> 00:10:49.080 Somebody just took my seat? 249 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:49.440 Right? 250 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:53.039 Hey, you little shot? 251 00:10:53.120 --> 00:10:53.519 That man? 252 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:56.559 Can't you reach that strap? I think so? Then? Would 253 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:07.480 you mind letting go of my daughter? Hey? 254 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:10.519 Shouldn't let these tall people on street cars. You shouldn't 255 00:11:10.519 --> 00:11:11.919 bring me on these crowded street cars. 256 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:12.159 Have it? 257 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:15.480 My uncle, Ardie Stebbens, got his eye hurting. This crowded 258 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:17.720 street car got his eye hurt. Yet he had his 259 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:19.399 eye on a seat. The fat lady came along and 260 00:11:19.480 --> 00:11:19.840 sat it. 261 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:22.519 I asked, all right, look, let's stop this nonsense. 262 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:25.200 Here, the car is stopping. Here, let's get off. We're 263 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:28.200 far enough downtown anyway. Okay, come on, get off, get off, 264 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:28.720 get off, get off. 265 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:30.440 He don't push, don't push, push you get off? 266 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:30.679 Hey? 267 00:11:30.759 --> 00:11:30.960 Have it? 268 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:33.519 What there's a pet shot? I think that's when you 269 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:35.759 get my mother a squirrel for Christmas. She needs a 270 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:37.960 squirrel to help her do housework? Or how could a 271 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:39.480 squirrel help her with the housework. 272 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:41.279 Well, she can tie his tail up and let her 273 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:42.519 run between the Venetian blinds. 274 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:46.679 Uh, don't be silly. Let's go in here the Bingles 275 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:47.480 department store. 276 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:51.679 Hey have it have it line? 277 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:55.519 Look who's standing there with a carnation in his button hole? Hey, 278 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:58.840 it's your kid brother, Sebastian. Come here, Sebastian. What are 279 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:00.399 you doing in Bingles depart a stall? 280 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:03.759 I'm a handyman, uncle Bob, and today I'm working as 281 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:04.480 a floorwalker. 282 00:12:04.559 --> 00:12:05.679 How can you be a floorwalker? 283 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:06.360 You're too little? 284 00:12:06.519 --> 00:12:07.360 Well, they need a. 285 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:08.039 Little guy like me. 286 00:12:08.200 --> 00:12:10.360 You see when the people block up the aisuse, I 287 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:11.080 bite him. 288 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:14.320 On the leg and keep moving. Castella, Your kid brother 289 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:15.440 has no business in this stall. 290 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:16.440 He should be in school. 291 00:12:16.519 --> 00:12:18.080 Ain't gonna go to school no more, uncle. 292 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:19.039 But school is. 293 00:12:19.080 --> 00:12:21.120 Nothing but a racket. School is a rackets Yep. 294 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:23.679 The kids do all the work and the teachers get 295 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:26.519 paid for it. Anyway, I had a fight with my 296 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:28.480 teacher to fight. Yeah, this morning I held up my 297 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:30.559 hand and the teacher said. 298 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:33.360 Sebastian, you won't leave the room and What did you say? 299 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:35.799 I said, you don't think I'm standing here chick him 300 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:35.919 to you? 301 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:42.080 Sab let me all right, all right, I can imagine. Listen, Sebastian. Now, 302 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:44.360 if you don't go back to school, I'm not going 303 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:47.120 to give you this beautiful animal picture book for Christmas. 304 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:50.279 Oh God, let me see the animals all and. 305 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:52.440 That a pretty nice book, isn't it pretty? 306 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.039 What's the name of this animal over here? 307 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:54.320 Uncle? 308 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:56.039 But well you should know the name of that animal, 309 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:59.080 Sebastian desk. Look at that graceful bobby, the slim legs 310 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:00.000 and the long answer. 311 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:02.240 I don't seem to recognize him. 312 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:05.120 Oh come, Sebashi, you know this animal's name here? I'll 313 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:07.679 make it easy for what does your mother call your father? 314 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:14.480 Don't tell me that's a louse, he haven't. I gotta 315 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:14.759 beat it. 316 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:15.600 This comes the manager. 317 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:19.519 Aren't sure Grundy as a manager, I'm Dandy. 318 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:26.480 Ketchel. 319 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:28.679 Don't tell me you're the manager of vingals department store that. 320 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:30.759 I am that I am, my little man, I'm in 321 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:34.399 foo charge of the dry goods department about sundry sundraise, 322 00:13:34.559 --> 00:13:38.879 is my dear. Oh well, gentlemen, what can I do 323 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:39.840 for you here? 324 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:43.919 I got some delicious pajamas Forni three dollars, thirty dollars 325 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:47.559 for Pagina. Look, Kitchell, here's fifteen dollars. Just give me 326 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:49.799 the top half. I'll shut it to my uncle Mike 327 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:50.559 Browlin Patterson. 328 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:53.159 Oh, Costelly, you can't send just the tops of the pajama. 329 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:54.960 Oh sure I can. I'll put a car in it 330 00:13:55.039 --> 00:13:59.200 that says Merry Christmas from the ways. Stop. Look, Gosdal, 331 00:13:59.240 --> 00:13:59.919 you've only got bought it. 332 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:02.840 And remember you wanted to buy an easy chair for 333 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:03.240 your father. 334 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:06.200 Woo woo. And I've got just the easy chair you're 335 00:14:06.240 --> 00:14:09.679 looking at. That's a genuine mo hair. The seat is 336 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:12.120 covered with mo hair, the back is covered with mo hair. 337 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:14.799 And he's got our footstool, also covered with mo hair. 338 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:18.440 Everything is covered with mo hair. I'll bet Mo hasn't 339 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:23.399 got a hair left in his head. Moo hasn't got it. 340 00:14:25.200 --> 00:14:30.360 That's a sleep wall those Moe's head. 341 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:33.600 Look, Hostella, how about that piano you wanted to buy 342 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:34.559 for your girlfriend. 343 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:36.879 Ruby woo who Now you're talking my language. You know 344 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:40.480 I'm the hatfish in the piano department. The head feet yeah, 345 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:43.799 I'm a piano two now, Allie. 346 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:46.600 You know today, I got a special on a slightly 347 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:49.399 used playoff piano with three dozen piano roles. 348 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:49.960 Oh. 349 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:53.159 I bought a bunch of those those music rolls last 350 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:55.559 week and I papered my bedroom walls with him, and 351 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:57.000 boy were they noisy? 352 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:57.519 Noisy? 353 00:14:57.919 --> 00:15:01.399 Yeah, every time I sneeze the walls played no. It's 354 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:01.960 the file. 355 00:15:02.200 --> 00:15:13.879 Fire headlines on front pages, cartoons in the magazines, photographs 356 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:16.399 in the picture publications, all saying the same thing. 357 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:17.919 Cigarette shorties. 358 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:20.519 Well, no need to tell you how many cigarettes are 359 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:23.120 going overseas and how much more the people on the home. 360 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:24.279 Front are smoking these days. 361 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:27.600 And so it's inescapable that sometimes your dealer has to 362 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:31.399 say no camels today. But remember this, Paste it in 363 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:34.240 your hat and write it in your notebook. Campbell's rich, 364 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:37.519 full flavor and cool mildness make them worth asking for 365 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:40.919 the very next time you buy cigarettes. War or piece 366 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:47.960 Camel is still camel, Yeah, camels the cigarette of costly 367 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:58.879 or tobaccos. While having and Gus dallow are shopping for 368 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:03.360 an old fashioned Christmas pretty Rich plays an old fashioned song, whispery. 369 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:53.559 That Stella. 370 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:55.559 Please, do you realize we've been walking around this car 371 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:57.519 for over three hours and you haven't bought a thing. 372 00:17:57.759 --> 00:17:58.400 I can't help it. 373 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:00.640 I can't find a piani, and I don't know what 374 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:03.240 else staking my girl? Well, why don't you buy miss 375 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:05.880 pool qu a diamond ring? And I can't? I can't. 376 00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:07.960 I bought her a beautiful diamond ring last year. It 377 00:18:08.039 --> 00:18:10.920 was a beautiful twelve carrot stone. What a sparkler. It 378 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:13.000 scares me every time she wears it. Are you afraid 379 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:13.839 she'll lose it? No? 380 00:18:14.039 --> 00:18:15.720 But if she ever drops it, she'll have seven years 381 00:18:15.759 --> 00:18:16.160 bad luck. 382 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:18.480 Love. 383 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:19.599 Don't be silly, Costello? 384 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:22.960 Say have you noticed how bright and and happy and 385 00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:24.440 cheerful all flappers are? 386 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:26.720 It should be? Have you have you noticed all us? 387 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:29.519 Well, look at that gayety. They're all full of the 388 00:18:29.599 --> 00:18:31.680 spirit of mule time. Yeah, the mule tide is all 389 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:35.920 mule tide. Mule tide, mule time. You mean mule tide, 390 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:39.720 I'll tide what no, no, no. But speaking speaking of mules, hey, 391 00:18:39.799 --> 00:18:41.960 here's the shoe department. Now that gives me a very 392 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:44.799 very bright idea. Why don't you buy your girlfriend a 393 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:48.160 pair of mules? A pair of what what do you 394 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:50.960 say to a pair of mules? I say, whoa geteah? 395 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:52.680 Man? 396 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:55.839 If he's stubborn. I whitn't costella up. I'm talking about 397 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:57.640 get a yarcky like barey, I put them on and 398 00:18:57.839 --> 00:18:58.359 wit and good? 399 00:18:58.400 --> 00:18:59.960 All right, look at him, and you listen to me. Please, 400 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.079 I'm talking about a pair of bedroom mules. Oh what 401 00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:05.839