Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the Avidente Gosfellow program brought to you. Buy Cammel,
Speaker 2: the cigarette that's first in the service according to actual
Speaker 2: sales records. See if your throat and your taste don't
Speaker 2: bake Cambell the first with you two find out for yourself.
Speaker 2: Listen to the great rhythms of Freddie Rich in his orchest,
Speaker 2: with the swingy singing of Connie Haynes, and that great
Speaker 2: statesman from the dun Barton Oaks Conference who.
Speaker 3: Said, Hey, hey, Castella, Castella, come in a minute, come here,
Speaker 3: will you please?
Speaker 1: What's all the excitement about? What are you so happy about? Oh?
Speaker 1: Look at it? What?
Speaker 4: I just got a lot from my cousin, Corporal Hugo Cuss.
Speaker 4: He's away over in Africa and he says all the
Speaker 4: soldiers in his company are gonna have a white Christmas.
Speaker 4: Why you dummy, it's very hot in Africa. How could
Speaker 4: the soldiers have a white Christmas? Their cook is gonna
Speaker 4: bleach the beans. Costella, it's about time you were thinking
Speaker 4: of Christmas?
Speaker 1: Do you realize there are only age chopping days left?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: I just bought I just bought one hundred Christmas eals,
Speaker 4: one hundred Christmas.
Speaker 1: Sure, for gonna sakes, how are you gonna feed them?
Speaker 5: I love, Costelle?
Speaker 1: Are you going to make much out of Christmas this year?
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 6: What are you going to make much out of Christmas
Speaker 6: this year?
Speaker 4: I can't tell until I sell the presents I get,
Speaker 4: sell your presence?
Speaker 1: Oh sure, rabbit, sure? Talking about I even sold that
Speaker 1: electric bed warmer you gave me last year.
Speaker 4: That was no good electric bedwarmer. That was an electric toaster.
Speaker 1: An electric toaster, certainly no way kept turning me over
Speaker 1: and throwing me out of bed.
Speaker 4: Well, Costell, I hope you're getting a present from my
Speaker 4: wife Betty this year, you know, And I'll give you
Speaker 4: a little tip. What she really needs is a new girdle.
Speaker 4: What a girdle? Don't you know what a girdle is?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sure, a girdle. It it's one of those what is it?
Speaker 1: You gotta have it when you have?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: Don't your your sort of yes?
Speaker 6: That I know?
Speaker 1: Come on, you got to what is it?
Speaker 4: It's one of those things that keeps an unhappy situation
Speaker 4: from spreading. Yeah, Look what about your own family, Costella?
Speaker 1: What are you going to give your kid brother Sebastian.
Speaker 1: Oh him nothing?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I gave him something last year? He didn't like it?
Speaker 1: And what did you give him?
Speaker 6: The measles?
Speaker 1: And did he use a rash word?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Talk sends.
Speaker 1: Please listen this year, abbit, you know what I'm gonna do. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna spend all my money on that beautiful girl
Speaker 4: who lives next door to me, Ruby Pool.
Speaker 1: Cue Wait a minute, Ruby Pool?
Speaker 5: Cue?
Speaker 1: She's beautiful?
Speaker 6: Why she isn't beautiful?
Speaker 4: She's got the worst complexion I ever saw. But she
Speaker 4: can't help that abbit. I mean, she got her face
Speaker 4: caught in the waffle iron. Now she has to pour
Speaker 4: her makeup. I'm with a syrup picture.
Speaker 6: Look, what are you going to buy for Ruby?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy a piano? A piano?
Speaker 6: What kind of a piano? Maple, walnut or cherry?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna get a of those kinds. What did
Speaker 1: you say? I said, maple walnut, our, cherry, maple wool?
Speaker 1: Do you realize what you just said?
Speaker 5: What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Sham? Wait wait a minute, Shamon, but take it easy,
Speaker 1: take it easy. Front of ten nilesnouncer shame.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wall All right, all I said, was maple,
Speaker 4: walnut or cherry?
Speaker 1: You go again? I'm glad I found you out. A
Speaker 1: what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: You're a spy from the jello profriend p and o?
Speaker 4: WHOA not fuchi? I simply asked you the kind of wood?
Speaker 1: Oh, I know about about the wood?
Speaker 5: What the guy a?
Speaker 1: What Pecand did I go around tasting piano?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 1: I asked you that you can.
Speaker 4: Every time I see a pianna, buy it to see
Speaker 4: what flavor it is Hostella?
Speaker 1: They make pianos other different kinds of wood.
Speaker 4: My mother lost piano's maple, so she has a genuine
Speaker 4: bird's eye.
Speaker 1: I know that she's got an eagle beak to go.
Speaker 1: Hell no, never mind my mother in law.
Speaker 4: Now you've got a lot of nerves spending your money
Speaker 4: on ruby, A girl you hardly know. You never thought
Speaker 4: to ask me if I needed money for my Christmas shopping?
Speaker 1: Do you need money out it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, now, well now that you brought it up, Now
Speaker 4: that I've brought.
Speaker 1: It up, well yes you didn't.
Speaker 6: You just ask me if I needed money.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, you have just seen what loose talk
Speaker 4: can do when it reaches the enemy's ears.
Speaker 1: I've been a will slip with the lip, can't sing
Speaker 1: a ship, and I have just been struggled myself. No love, costel.
Speaker 5: All I need is fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: Fifty dollars, yes, Now look, if you lend me fifty dollars,
Speaker 4: what security would you want?
Speaker 1: A padlock, a pair of handcuffs and a watchdog?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, and put your mama in a dungeon for secure
Speaker 4: and no?
Speaker 1: Whit you off?
Speaker 5: Fat?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: I listen.
Speaker 4: The only security I can give you is the word
Speaker 4: of an honest man.
Speaker 1: Okay, bring him around. I'll see what I can do. Dolls.
Speaker 6: You and I are pals, And to show you how
Speaker 6: much I.
Speaker 4: Like you, I'm going to let you lend me the
Speaker 4: fifty What happened? All I got my Christmas piggy bank
Speaker 4: is forty dollars? Well, all right, give me the forty
Speaker 4: dollars and you can owe me either ten.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a forty dollars. Okay, now I owe you ten.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 7: Who wants who?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, just a minute? Wait? How much did
Speaker 1: I ask you for? You asked me for fifty dollars?
Speaker 1: And how much did you give me? I gave you all.
Speaker 1: I had forty dollars.
Speaker 5: So you owe me ten dollars.
Speaker 1: That's right? Why are you kick it? I let it
Speaker 1: go with that, all right? You owe me forty dollars. Stella.
Speaker 1: I don't like the way you're hedging on me, and
Speaker 1: I don't like the way you're clipping my head. Come on,
Speaker 1: give me back my forty dollars. Okay, okay, if that's
Speaker 1: the way you feel, I don't want to do business
Speaker 1: with a.
Speaker 6: Man like you.
Speaker 1: Here's your forty dollars. That's more like.
Speaker 6: Now give me the ten you owe me.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a ten.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 4: I'm paying you on account on account, on a count
Speaker 4: I don't know how come I owe it to you?
Speaker 1: Believe me, this is the last time I'll.
Speaker 6: Ever ask you for the loan.
Speaker 1: Of fifty dollars. Costell. Look, no, never mind. How can
Speaker 1: I lend you fifty dollars?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: I only had forty dollars to start with. Now I
Speaker 4: only got thirty dollars.
Speaker 6: Well, okay, it'll.
Speaker 5: Make you happy. I'll do you a favor.
Speaker 6: Give me the thirty dollars and you can owe me twenty.
Speaker 1: This is getting worse all the time.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, hour Somata.
Speaker 1: First, I owe you ten, Now I owe you twenty.
Speaker 1: What kind of reckt do is that? Well?
Speaker 6: Why do you urge yourself running to dead?
Speaker 1: I didn't run into it. You'll pushed me, abbitt. Did
Speaker 1: you ever hit a story of the forty feet? Yes?
Speaker 1: What became of the other of thirty nine?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 1: Are you the guy that says open? Says to me?
Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm surprised I had lived that. Please? Why
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just like Santa Claus. You're better than Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Who bet I am? You can give me a sway
Speaker 1: right without any rating.
Speaker 2: You know it's never very easy to get serious after
Speaker 2: a hilarious to do with Bud and Lou.
Speaker 5: But your choice of a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Is so important to your throat and your taste that
Speaker 2: I want to take this moment to urge you to
Speaker 2: try Camels on your t zone. That's troat and tea
Speaker 2: for taste. See how your throat reacts to Camel's cool mildness.
Speaker 2: See how your taste enjoys the rich, full flavor of
Speaker 2: Camel's magnificent blend of costlier tobaccos.
Speaker 5: You may find that your throat and your.
Speaker 2: Taste your tea zone, proclaimed camel, your own personal cigarette.
Speaker 2: See yell camels, the cigarette of costlier tobaccos. Here's lovely
Speaker 2: Connie Haynes with a Christmas shopper special. So grab your bundles, everybody,
Speaker 2: and let's all big.
Speaker 5: A ride on the trolley.
Speaker 8: With my highest Dutch collar and my high top shoes
Speaker 8: than my hair a high on my head. I want
Speaker 8: to lose a jolly hour upon the trolley and off
Speaker 8: my mood.
Speaker 5: Instead.
Speaker 8: With his light brown derby and his price green tie,
Speaker 8: he was quite the handsomest of me. I started again
Speaker 8: to a count, and damn banner count entertain again. Clang
Speaker 8: clang clang, went the trolley. Ding ding ding, went the bell,
Speaker 8: zing zing zing with my heart dreams for the moment
Speaker 8: I saw him.
Speaker 5: My bell.
Speaker 8: Chug chug chug, went the motor bump, bump, bump, went
Speaker 8: the breaks, don't bump dump went my heartstrings. When he smiled,
Speaker 8: I could feel but caut He tipped his hat and
Speaker 8: took the sea. He said, he you hope he hadn't
Speaker 8: stepped upon my feet. He asked my name.
Speaker 5: I held my brain.
Speaker 8: I couldn't speak because he scared me have to death.
Speaker 8: But but bud went the buzzer flop flop flop with
Speaker 8: the weed. Stop stop stop with my mord stream. As
Speaker 8: he started to.
Speaker 1: Leave at the world of he cleave with my.
Speaker 7: Hand as iff worklan.
Speaker 8: He said on with me, And it was cramp just
Speaker 8: to stand with his hand on the mine.
Speaker 5: Dude, the anna b.
Speaker 4: All right, costella, Come on, let's go downtown to our
Speaker 4: Christmas shopping.
Speaker 6: Here comes a street.
Speaker 9: I can't cry clan with the trolley.
Speaker 5: A king, a king, a king of prayer.
Speaker 1: Stella, come here.
Speaker 6: You want to get hit, Get out of that. Come
Speaker 6: over here, stand here in the safety zone.
Speaker 1: No what in the safety zone. Don't you know why
Speaker 1: those safety zones are here? Sure if you can hit
Speaker 1: inside the white lions, it don't count. Oh be quiet, please,
Speaker 1: here's the trolley now I have it. What look at
Speaker 1: the crowd and let's be caught.
Speaker 10: Never mind, go on, shove your way in, Oh young man,
Speaker 10: you can't squeeze him.
Speaker 4: Hear, okay, babe, let's wait till we get off. You
Speaker 4: got your one line, get your dough and get hey,
Speaker 4: you fat boy, come on, drop your fair enough box.
Speaker 4: Here's the fair conductor, and give us two transfers.
Speaker 1: You won't need transfers. No, then, how we're gonna rude
Speaker 1: on next car without a transfer? Just tell the next
Speaker 1: conductor at awful sense you? Oh? Oh, that guy's office trolley.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, gos sella.
Speaker 4: Let's step back in the confine a seat? I hey,
Speaker 4: look out for that man with an umbrella.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, what happened?
Speaker 1: Somebody just took my seat?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Hey, you little shot?
Speaker 5: That man?
Speaker 1: Can't you reach that strap? I think so? Then? Would
Speaker 1: you mind letting go of my daughter? Hey?
Speaker 4: Shouldn't let these tall people on street cars. You shouldn't
Speaker 4: bring me on these crowded street cars.
Speaker 1: Have it?
Speaker 4: My uncle, Ardie Stebbens, got his eye hurting. This crowded
Speaker 4: street car got his eye hurt. Yet he had his
Speaker 4: eye on a seat. The fat lady came along and
Speaker 4: sat it.
Speaker 6: I asked, all right, look, let's stop this nonsense.
Speaker 4: Here, the car is stopping. Here, let's get off. We're
Speaker 4: far enough downtown anyway. Okay, come on, get off, get off,
Speaker 4: get off, get off.
Speaker 1: He don't push, don't push, push you get off?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 1: Have it?
Speaker 4: What there's a pet shot? I think that's when you
Speaker 4: get my mother a squirrel for Christmas. She needs a
Speaker 4: squirrel to help her do housework? Or how could a
Speaker 4: squirrel help her with the housework.
Speaker 1: Well, she can tie his tail up and let her
Speaker 1: run between the Venetian blinds.
Speaker 6: Uh, don't be silly. Let's go in here the Bingles
Speaker 6: department store.
Speaker 1: Hey have it have it line?
Speaker 4: Look who's standing there with a carnation in his button hole? Hey,
Speaker 4: it's your kid brother, Sebastian. Come here, Sebastian. What are
Speaker 4: you doing in Bingles depart a stall?
Speaker 9: I'm a handyman, uncle Bob, and today I'm working as
Speaker 9: a floorwalker.
Speaker 6: How can you be a floorwalker?
Speaker 1: You're too little?
Speaker 5: Well, they need a.
Speaker 7: Little guy like me.
Speaker 9: You see when the people block up the aisuse, I
Speaker 9: bite him.
Speaker 1: On the leg and keep moving. Castella, Your kid brother
Speaker 1: has no business in this stall.
Speaker 6: He should be in school.
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna go to school no more, uncle.
Speaker 5: But school is.
Speaker 1: Nothing but a racket. School is a rackets Yep.
Speaker 9: The kids do all the work and the teachers get
Speaker 9: paid for it. Anyway, I had a fight with my
Speaker 9: teacher to fight. Yeah, this morning I held up my
Speaker 9: hand and the teacher said.
Speaker 1: Sebastian, you won't leave the room and What did you say?
Speaker 9: I said, you don't think I'm standing here chick him
Speaker 9: to you?
Speaker 4: Sab let me all right, all right, I can imagine. Listen, Sebastian. Now,
Speaker 4: if you don't go back to school, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to give you this beautiful animal picture book for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh God, let me see the animals all and.
Speaker 6: That a pretty nice book, isn't it pretty?
Speaker 1: What's the name of this animal over here?
Speaker 5: Uncle?
Speaker 4: But well you should know the name of that animal,
Speaker 4: Sebastian desk. Look at that graceful bobby, the slim legs
Speaker 4: and the long answer.
Speaker 1: I don't seem to recognize him.
Speaker 4: Oh come, Sebashi, you know this animal's name here? I'll
Speaker 4: make it easy for what does your mother call your father?
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that's a louse, he haven't. I gotta
Speaker 1: beat it.
Speaker 5: This comes the manager.
Speaker 1: Aren't sure Grundy as a manager, I'm Dandy.
Speaker 5: Ketchel.
Speaker 6: Don't tell me you're the manager of vingals department store that.
Speaker 1: I am that I am, my little man, I'm in
Speaker 1: foo charge of the dry goods department about sundry sundraise,
Speaker 1: is my dear. Oh well, gentlemen, what can I do
Speaker 1: for you here?
Speaker 4: I got some delicious pajamas Forni three dollars, thirty dollars
Speaker 4: for Pagina. Look, Kitchell, here's fifteen dollars. Just give me
Speaker 4: the top half. I'll shut it to my uncle Mike
Speaker 4: Browlin Patterson.
Speaker 6: Oh, Costelly, you can't send just the tops of the pajama.
Speaker 1: Oh sure I can. I'll put a car in it
Speaker 1: that says Merry Christmas from the ways. Stop. Look, Gosdal,
Speaker 1: you've only got bought it.
Speaker 6: And remember you wanted to buy an easy chair for
Speaker 6: your father.
Speaker 1: Woo woo. And I've got just the easy chair you're
Speaker 1: looking at. That's a genuine mo hair. The seat is
Speaker 1: covered with mo hair, the back is covered with mo hair.
Speaker 1: And he's got our footstool, also covered with mo hair.
Speaker 1: Everything is covered with mo hair. I'll bet Mo hasn't
Speaker 1: got a hair left in his head. Moo hasn't got it.
Speaker 1: That's a sleep wall those Moe's head.
Speaker 4: Look, Hostella, how about that piano you wanted to buy
Speaker 4: for your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Ruby woo who Now you're talking my language. You know
Speaker 1: I'm the hatfish in the piano department. The head feet yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a piano two now, Allie.
Speaker 4: You know today, I got a special on a slightly
Speaker 4: used playoff piano with three dozen piano roles.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I bought a bunch of those those music rolls last
Speaker 4: week and I papered my bedroom walls with him, and
Speaker 4: boy were they noisy?
Speaker 5: Noisy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time I sneeze the walls played no. It's
Speaker 1: the file.
Speaker 2: Fire headlines on front pages, cartoons in the magazines, photographs
Speaker 2: in the picture publications, all saying the same thing.
Speaker 5: Cigarette shorties.
Speaker 2: Well, no need to tell you how many cigarettes are
Speaker 2: going overseas and how much more the people on the home.
Speaker 5: Front are smoking these days.
Speaker 2: And so it's inescapable that sometimes your dealer has to
Speaker 2: say no camels today. But remember this, Paste it in
Speaker 2: your hat and write it in your notebook. Campbell's rich,
Speaker 2: full flavor and cool mildness make them worth asking for
Speaker 2: the very next time you buy cigarettes. War or piece
Speaker 2: Camel is still camel, Yeah, camels the cigarette of costly
Speaker 2: or tobaccos. While having and Gus dallow are shopping for
Speaker 2: an old fashioned Christmas pretty Rich plays an old fashioned song, whispery.
Speaker 5: That Stella.
Speaker 4: Please, do you realize we've been walking around this car
Speaker 4: for over three hours and you haven't bought a thing.
Speaker 5: I can't help it.
Speaker 1: I can't find a piani, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: else staking my girl? Well, why don't you buy miss
Speaker 1: pool qu a diamond ring? And I can't? I can't.
Speaker 4: I bought her a beautiful diamond ring last year. It
Speaker 4: was a beautiful twelve carrot stone. What a sparkler. It
Speaker 4: scares me every time she wears it. Are you afraid
Speaker 4: she'll lose it? No?
Speaker 1: But if she ever drops it, she'll have seven years
Speaker 1: bad luck.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 6: Don't be silly, Costello?
Speaker 4: Say have you noticed how bright and and happy and
Speaker 4: cheerful all flappers are?
Speaker 1: It should be? Have you have you noticed all us?
Speaker 11: Well, look at that gayety. They're all full of the
Speaker 11: spirit of mule time. Yeah, the mule tide is all
Speaker 11: mule tide. Mule tide, mule time. You mean mule tide,
Speaker 11: I'll tide what no, no, no. But speaking speaking of mules, hey,
Speaker 11: here's the shoe department. Now that gives me a very
Speaker 11: very bright idea. Why don't you buy your girlfriend a
Speaker 11: pair of mules? A pair of what what do you
Speaker 11: say to a pair of mules? I say, whoa geteah?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: If he's stubborn. I whitn't costella up. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: get a yarcky like barey, I put them on and
Speaker 1: wit and good?
Speaker 4: All right, look at him, and you listen to me. Please,
Speaker 4: I'm talking about a pair of bedroom mules. Oh what
Speaker 4: bedroom mules? Bedroom mules?
Speaker 6: Yes, my wife has all kinds of mules in her bedroom.
Speaker 1: Red mules, green mules.
Speaker 5: She even has a pair of check and mules.
Speaker 1: Abit. Did you see all these different colored mules with
Speaker 1: your own eyes?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Certainly? Why not?
Speaker 6: I see them every night?
Speaker 1: In fact, I saw them this morning, all the colored mules,
Speaker 1: every one of them. Let me smell you up, bread
Speaker 1: there you are all.
Speaker 6: Behaved, Look you dummy. Doesn't your mother have mules in
Speaker 6: her bedroom?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: My father is very particular.
Speaker 4: When your mother gets up in the morning. What does
Speaker 4: she put on her feet? Conclass that's there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 4: Ah, please please lo she must have some kind of
Speaker 4: m mules up there, two kinds of mules, silk and
Speaker 4: felt hell, yes, yes, yes, hasn't your mother felt mules?
Speaker 1: Musser?
Speaker 4: She never touches any kind of animals, oh, especially when
Speaker 4: she's cooking.
Speaker 1: No, not a glove.
Speaker 5: Figure about the animals. Please.
Speaker 4: Every woman likes mules. My wife uses a pair of
Speaker 4: music around.
Speaker 1: The house in What's the matter? Is she too lazy
Speaker 1: to walk? When she gets up in the morning, she
Speaker 1: always slips on her mule.
Speaker 4: It's her own fault. Why doesn't she keep my in
Speaker 4: the backyard. My wife needs her mules to keep her
Speaker 4: feet warm. You mean you all sleep in the same bence, sleep.
Speaker 5: In the same bed.
Speaker 1: My wife keeps her mules under the bed. For goodness sakes,
Speaker 1: don't the Port of Health complain.
Speaker 4: Let's get the whole thing here. I am trying to
Speaker 4: help you with your Christmas shopping.
Speaker 6: And what do I get?
Speaker 1: A lot of idiotic talk?
Speaker 10: Is there anything I can do for you? We carry
Speaker 10: a full line of cosmetics rouge powder, lipstick, face, premin, printing, tissue.
Speaker 4: Glensig Jess you, Jess, you well, it seems kind of tilly,
Speaker 4: But if you want to kiss me, go ahead.
Speaker 1: You're tissing castello.
Speaker 6: This lady is trying to help you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how you stop talking like that.
Speaker 4: To help?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Let's she try.
Speaker 7: I have some lovely coatumes here. Take a whip of this.
Speaker 7: It's called one Night in Paris.
Speaker 1: One other Take a whip for this.
Speaker 5: My goodness, what is there?
Speaker 1: Five days at the racetrack? Goshtella luck, let me handle this.
Speaker 6: Please, look, madam, my friend here is a little confused.
Speaker 6: He doesn't know what to get his girl for Christmas.
Speaker 7: Oh well, maybe I can help.
Speaker 1: I wish you would. Please.
Speaker 7: What kind of a complexion does your girlfriend have?
Speaker 5: Is she fair?
Speaker 7: The alpha medium?
Speaker 1: She's speckled?
Speaker 7: Do you mean she has a complexion of an arm?
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, hits and all. Well.
Speaker 10: From the description of the girl, I imagine she could
Speaker 10: use one of our facial kids, one of.
Speaker 1: Your What the lady wants to sell you a kit? Well,
Speaker 1: I want to buy a kit for I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: married and have kits.
Speaker 5: On my arm.
Speaker 10: Oh no, no, no, you see you don't understand. This
Speaker 10: is a beauty kid with full instructions. All your girlfriend
Speaker 10: has to do is apply some of this notion. Then
Speaker 10: she covers her face with the white of an egg,
Speaker 10: some sour cream and a keg and yet or shoot,
Speaker 10: don't want Yeah? What happens next morning? She broke out
Speaker 10: his biscuits?
Speaker 1: Kiss you.
Speaker 5: Never mind?
Speaker 1: Class ned remarks, Please, silly.
Speaker 7: Silly boy, you tickle me.
Speaker 1: Here we go again. You tickle me, tiss, I will
Speaker 1: not please please? Where did I leave?
Speaker 4: Well, crist Look, if you don't buy something pretty soon,
Speaker 4: I'm going to walk out.
Speaker 5: And leave you.
Speaker 7: Oh no, just a moment. Boys, Now, how about.
Speaker 5: Something I found that?
Speaker 6: What are you saying?
Speaker 7: I don't want you to get away?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 7: How about something for the young lady's hair?
Speaker 1: Does she have a snoop? Service? She's got a snoop?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well is it a long snooth that hangs down her back?
Speaker 1: No? And she short stood that turns up at the end.
Speaker 1: She's a very snooty thing.
Speaker 6: Costella. The lady is talking about your girlfriend's hairdoo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's your girlfriend's hairdo?
Speaker 1: What's her hair do? Yeah?
Speaker 7: That's what I said.
Speaker 4: It comes out when she calls me, Costella.
Speaker 1: We're trying to find out how does she how does
Speaker 1: she do?
Speaker 5: What does she do with her hair?
Speaker 4: Does she pilot on top of her head or does
Speaker 4: she drop her down her neck?
Speaker 1: She just hangs it in a cloth? Oh no, you
Speaker 1: don me.
Speaker 6: Some some women look, some women wear buns.
Speaker 5: In their hair, and some have rats rats.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, my mother had a red in her hair
Speaker 6: for years.
Speaker 1: That's no way to talk.
Speaker 4: About your fire Costella. Does miss POOLQ wear her hair
Speaker 4: off her face? No, it takes too long to wear
Speaker 4: it all. She has to pull it over a sweet Castella.
Speaker 5: That's snow.
Speaker 4: Way to talk about your girlfriend. That's slander, slander, Yes,
Speaker 4: don't you.
Speaker 6: Know what slander is?
Speaker 1: Sure? Slander?
Speaker 4: Yeah, tall and skinny and then has nothing to do
Speaker 4: with my girl. She's short and fat like me. Only
Speaker 4: I'm pretty enough she is.
Speaker 7: Say you say your girl is short and fat. I've
Speaker 7: got just a.
Speaker 10: Christmas present for her, a special weight producing machine called
Speaker 10: the Melt your belt Away Fat Cabinet.
Speaker 7: There it is, standing right there.
Speaker 6: Nolla, that sounds good.
Speaker 1: How much did your girl weigh two hundred and forty
Speaker 1: pounds with her girdle on? Well?
Speaker 7: How much does she weigh with the door?
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's never been able to get it off.
Speaker 10: Well, now, this machine will take your girl's fat off.
Speaker 10: If you don't believe it, get into the machine and
Speaker 10: try it yourself.
Speaker 6: No, that's fair enough, that's fair enough.
Speaker 1: Long I want to get it.
Speaker 4: I get it into the machine, and then I said,
Speaker 4: I don't want to get right out if it works,
Speaker 4: and get in there, get in there.
Speaker 7: Now, that's a good boy.
Speaker 10: Now we'll turn on the machine and you'll see how
Speaker 10: it melts.
Speaker 7: The fat away.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: Castello, Castello, where are you?
Speaker 5: Speak to me?
Speaker 1: Castello? Where are you? I'm right here, rabbit, But all
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 5: Is a little puddle of water.
Speaker 1: Don't step in it.
Speaker 5: It's me Heaven. Costella will be back in just a moment.
Speaker 12: Thanks to the Yanks of the Week, Tonight, we salute
Speaker 12: Sergeant Benjamin F. Lambert of Vashbura, North Carolina, awarded the
Speaker 12: Silver Star for his gallantry and action in Italy. In
Speaker 12: one mission, he is credited with killing twenty five Nazis,
Speaker 12: wounding five more, and scattering the rest in confusion. In
Speaker 12: your honor, Sergeant Lambert, the makers of Camels are sending
Speaker 12: to our fighters overseas four hundred thousand the Camels cigarette.
Speaker 2: Each of the three Camel radio shows honors the Yank
Speaker 2: of the Week by sending free four hundred thousand Camel
Speaker 2: cigarettes overseas, a total of more than a million Cammel
Speaker 2: sent free each week in this country. The Camel caravans,
Speaker 2: traveling from camp to camp have thanked audiences of more
Speaker 2: than four million.
Speaker 5: Yanks with free shows and free Cammels.
Speaker 2: Camel broadcasts go out to the United States three times
Speaker 2: a week, a rebroadcast to our men overseas and to
Speaker 2: South America.
Speaker 5: Listen tomorrow to Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Durranty and Gary Moore, Monday to Bob Hawk in Thanks
Speaker 2: to the Yanks, and next Thursday to Abbott and Costello.
Speaker 5: And now here are.
Speaker 4: Button, Lou with the final word, Well, Castello, you want
Speaker 4: presents for everybody?
Speaker 1: I hope you're very, very happy, Abbot, I could be
Speaker 1: a lot happier. Oh if I was only a nurse.
Speaker 1: I eer a nurse, That's right.
Speaker 6: What would you do if you were a nurse?
Speaker 1: You know, Abbott? I read in a paper to day
Speaker 1: that's some urgent need for more army nurses. Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I know about that.
Speaker 4: And do you know, Lou, that any nurse who enters
Speaker 4: the Army Nurse Corps now will enter with the rank
Speaker 4: of second lieutenant and there's ample opportunity for advancement.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I hope that all the nurses that are listening in
Speaker 4: tonight will join the Army Nurse Corps and get their
Speaker 4: country the best Christmas present of all.
Speaker 2: Yes, girls, right immediately to the Surgeon General United States Army, Washington, DC,
Speaker 2: or call it your nearest Red Cross chapters.
Speaker 5: Good Night, folks, good night.
Speaker 1: Good night everybody. And I hope command go halto Hel's
Speaker 1: much better?
Speaker 12: Can I sell everybody in Parison?
Speaker 2: We's here to tune there next week for another great
Speaker 2: Ammad and Costello show. And remember, try Camel's on your
Speaker 2: throat and your taste. See for yourself. Are Camel's mildness,
Speaker 2: coolness and flavor click with you. Here's a Christmas gift
Speaker 2: that will bring the man who gets it a lot
Speaker 2: of pleasure long after Christmas is over a generous pound
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Speaker 2: the bright Holiday band. Every time he packs and lights
Speaker 2: his favorite pipe with this favorite tobacco, he will think
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Speaker 2: yet mild flavor. His tongue will thank you for Prince
Speaker 2: Albert's gentleness due to the no bite treatment. Another thing
Speaker 2: men like about Prince Albert.
Speaker 13: Is the crimp cut, which guarantees perfect packing, smooth drawing,
Speaker 13: and even burning right down to the last puff. You
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Speaker 13: him Prince Albert Tobacco. The Avenue Castello Show for Camel
Speaker 13: cigarettes will be back in this very same time next week.
Speaker 5: Don't mess.
Speaker 2: It is Can Niles in Hollywood, wishing you all a
Speaker 2: pleasant good night.
Speaker 6: This is the National Broadcasting Company.