Speaker 1: Baby love your home. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm excited, honey.
Speaker 1: I think I found a way to save save the restaurant.
Speaker 1: No no, no, hear me out, hear me out. I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be fabulous. You see, I found some
Speaker 1: new recipes for creating some new dairy products. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know how you told me it's okay to take some
Speaker 1: time off. Well I did. It took about a week off,
Speaker 1: and I found some recipes on TikTok, and specifically this
Speaker 1: one girl. She's amazing, babe. She understands milk more than anyone.
Speaker 1: She has this partner who she's able to get milk from.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah, so well, no she's why would she
Speaker 1: be lesbian? No, no, honey, she has a partner like
Speaker 1: me and you, and well yeah she milks him. Well no,
Speaker 1: I used to think that you couldn't milk guys either.
Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't produce any dairy or anything, but
Speaker 1: apparently they do. And I thought, wow, okay, so I
Speaker 1: did hear that. You know, male's nipples can also lactate delish,
Speaker 1: but it can take a really long time to get there.
Speaker 1: So I was like, we don't have that kind of
Speaker 1: time if we want to save this and also don't
Speaker 1: know if you're down with it, and then it didn't
Speaker 1: gorge your boobs and we'll give you boobs and I
Speaker 1: I don't want that for you. But she found a way.
Speaker 1: Hear me out, baby, baby, baby baby, see me out.
Speaker 1: The answer can be no, that's fine. I just want
Speaker 1: you to hear me out. I think this could be
Speaker 1: this could be life change in she has him lay
Speaker 1: down on the bed and relax, and then she won't
Speaker 1: the extraction places underneath is close and she's just you know,
Speaker 1: nice utterly motion kind of like you know when you're
Speaker 1: milking a cow, just slides up and down and wellah,
Speaker 1: she gets milk at the end, and she said it's
Speaker 1: the sweetest tasty milk she's ever gotten. And she's very lucky.
Speaker 1: She's very lucky because he is able to produce so
Speaker 1: much and he can give her multiple batches, which I've
Speaker 1: only ever been able to give one batch at a time,
Speaker 1: but you know it. But I'm also able to produce
Speaker 1: a whole bunch in one go, you know, So I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what that works out to. But anyways,
Speaker 1: back to you, So, what what do you mean you
Speaker 1: don't think that's what she's taught, honey. I looked at
Speaker 1: the I looked at what she had afterwards, it definitely was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a lot, but she's I figure, if it's
Speaker 1: like some sort of artisan thing, then we can absolutely
Speaker 1: charge more, especially if there's a limited supply. And she
Speaker 1: said that it's so sweet. Maybe that's what I got.
Speaker 1: She said it's the most delicious thing she's ever tasted.
Speaker 1: She craves it every night, she said, she gets cranky
Speaker 1: she doesn't get it every night, which then makes me
Speaker 1: wonder if it's some sort of drug or if he's
Speaker 1: on some sort of drug that then produces that. But
Speaker 1: from everything I researched, it would seem like this is
Speaker 1: just something that some people just crave, quite a few females,
Speaker 1: but there are males that are known to really crave
Speaker 1: this milk that is produced from partners. So my only
Speaker 1: question would be would it be your specific partner or
Speaker 1: could it be anyone else's. We could do a couple
Speaker 1: of tests, you know, if you're willing to let me
Speaker 1: extract from you. But what I don't get it. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand. What do you mean? I milked,
Speaker 1: she before, Well, I don't, I don't know. I wish
Speaker 1: they couldn't show anything. If they didn't show anything, because
Speaker 1: it's you know, TikTok, and hell, they have problems with
Speaker 1: all kinds of things over there that really aren't all
Speaker 1: that dirty. But I figure if she's talking about on TikTok,
Speaker 1: it can be anything that would be wrong. Is this wrong?
Speaker 1: Is this some sort of illegal milk trade? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're going to get the mafia involved. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're worried about? Oh honey, honey Annie, I don't think
Speaker 1: the mafia is dealing with you know, dairy products, or
Speaker 1: maybe they are. Is that how they like hide things
Speaker 1: coming into the country. Are they just putting tons and
Speaker 1: tons of It would make sense because milk is white,
Speaker 1: and cocaine and what I'm sorry, spiraling, I would guess, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I understand if you're not down, But so you
Speaker 1: are down, but you want to explain if you what
Speaker 1: is there to explain? Baby? If we don't get on
Speaker 1: this soon, I could lose everything. And I work so
Speaker 1: hard to open this place up and be able to
Speaker 1: sell my dairy products. And oh, COVID hit us so
Speaker 1: hard and then anytime I get sick, I can't give
Speaker 1: any out because I have to go on those drugs
Speaker 1: and those antibiotics, and just it's so difficult being a cow.
Speaker 1: Girls sometimes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, I'm not
Speaker 1: really listening to you. What, baby, you're really you want
Speaker 1: to go right now? What? What do you mean all
Speaker 1: this is making you well? I guess talking about saving
Speaker 1: my business really matters a lot too. Yeah, baby, let's
Speaker 1: go back in the room. We can just snuggle under
Speaker 1: the covers. I'll give you a nice massage and good hugging.
Speaker 1: Promise me, I'm gonna get lots and lots of kisses
Speaker 1: because your lips are just delicious looking. What you want
Speaker 1: me to kiss you? Why would I well, I mean
Speaker 1: I can, honey, but I would think we want to
Speaker 1: get the milking out of the way before we get
Speaker 1: down to you know, brown chicken, brown cow. What what
Speaker 1: do you mean you thought we were on the same page.
Speaker 1: I thought we were on the same page. We're going
Speaker 1: you're going to get me to What do you men mean?
Speaker 1: Men don't really have milk? No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. You're not Australian. You don't get to
Speaker 1: do the thing where you just mess with us Americans
Speaker 1: for funzies. I saw this she was able to produce.
Speaker 1: She pulled out from underneath the cop It wasn't a
Speaker 1: magic trick. She was very serious. She had tons and
Speaker 1: tons of videos about what she does with this special milk,
Speaker 1: the different types of she makes all kinds of different
Speaker 1: frostings and cream fillings with this. It's uh huh, what
Speaker 1: do you mean I've dealt with this before. I never
Speaker 1: knew that you could produce this type of all right,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. Yes, yeah, two three nights ago, it was
Speaker 1: pretty hot. Uh huh, Well, you're right. Every single time
Speaker 1: we we have a little extra snuggle, we get intimate.
Speaker 1: You're right. That definitely goes up. M mm hmm. Right,
Speaker 1: it absolutely feels fabulous when we no, you're right. And
Speaker 1: anytime I am done, it gets a little messy. What
Speaker 1: do you mean you get messy too? No? No, are
Speaker 1: you doing that thing? You're making me feel silly? What
Speaker 1: do you mean I should understand that you get messy?
Speaker 1: I've never once seen you get messy. Okay, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: when you say that you're done, you're usually you know,
Speaker 1: way up in there. I take a dive right into
Speaker 1: the ballpit. You're right, uh huh. So what you're that's
Speaker 1: what you're trying to say, is that some of so
Speaker 1: that's the milk, and it is, and because every time
Speaker 1: you have it's been inside okay, all right? No, No,
Speaker 1: I just feel silly. I didn't realize that you were
Speaker 1: just as messy, if not possibly more than me. I
Speaker 1: just I mean, I've always been called a super soaker.
Speaker 1: No like the super soaker the water gun. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just thought that was okay, and that is exactactly
Speaker 1: what she uh huh. Therefore she's just coming up with
Speaker 1: recipes for guys. Got you? Well, no I should I
Speaker 1: guess I should have known better. It's absolutely delicious. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I guess we won't be using that for the dairy store. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll be intoe, I guess. No, No, no, I'm not upset,
Speaker 1: not not in the slightest. It's fine. I just I
Speaker 1: feel so silly. How can you love me when I'm
Speaker 1: said to gulfhis Well, No, all of this I can
Speaker 1: see has got you to the point where you definitely
Speaker 1: want me to be ringing your bell, you know, head
Speaker 1: back in there and can I ask your request, though,
Speaker 1: if we do this this time, can you perhaps I'm
Speaker 1: not finished there? I would like I would definitely like
Speaker 1: to see it. I'd like to maybe on Oh my well, no,
Speaker 1: I never considered that my fate. That's m that'll be new,
Speaker 1: that'll be new. Well yeah, no, maybe it's good for
Speaker 1: the skin. One way to find out. Well, let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's head on out, babe. Hey guys, seeing Alexander here
Speaker 1: inspiration for this story. Woo. I can be very oblivious.
Speaker 1: I've mentioned this before. But and despite how innuindo leden
Speaker 1: I can do things, I still don't pick up on
Speaker 1: stuff sometimes and stuff will go right over my head
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you've got to be getting me, like they think I'm
Speaker 1: fucking around with them. I'm not. Like it does. It does,
Speaker 1: and I think everybody can be like that to an extent.
Speaker 1: But because I didn't make a lot of dirty jokes,
Speaker 1: people don't take me seriously when I say that I'm
Speaker 1: doing that. So yeah, AnyWho, I'm looking forward to Patreon
Speaker 1: drop tonight. It'll actually be the dirty version of the
Speaker 1: video that's going to be coming out tomorrow, so really
Speaker 1: excited about that. Also, doing a lot of stream here
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Not sure if it'll be a art stream
Speaker 1: or if it'll be a gaming stream, but we shall see.
Speaker 1: Gonna kind of let the vibes determine it, and also
Speaker 1: beginning to do a lot more Patreon only streams. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. If you guys are a member of Patreon
Speaker 1: and your silver are above, you can head on over
Speaker 1: to discord. The link is in the description below, and
Speaker 1: silver and above will be able to talk to me
Speaker 1: doing the Patreon streams, whereas if you're and below you
Speaker 1: can go into the sidebar and be able to chit
Speaker 1: chat while we're doing the Patreon only streams. So super
Speaker 1: excited about that, and thank you everybody who's been So
Speaker 1: many of you guys signed up yesterday. It was actually
Speaker 1: attack bit overwhelming, not in a bad way, like I
Speaker 1: love it, but it was definitely like, oh my god, Jesus,
Speaker 1: you guys are crazy. I love it. Also a shout
Speaker 1: out to Kate's case. I'll be putting her my community
Speaker 1: tab later on tonight. She's a new VA. She's also
Speaker 1: from Texas and she is absolute sweetheart. We were talking
Speaker 1: about how like, for some reason, most of the women
Speaker 1: we know from Texas are really short but huge personalities,
Speaker 1: but like all the guys we know are super tall
Speaker 1: and what not. Dude, it's funny and we're just commiserating
Speaker 1: over like our Texas laugh experiences, which is kazy. She's
Speaker 1: an absolute sweetheart. I think you guys will love her.
Speaker 1: She's been making content or I believe a year, but
Speaker 1: much like me, some of my older videos are very
Speaker 1: quietly being sunseted so because they just don't fit the
Speaker 1: aesthetic of what I'm going for anymore. Now. Anyways, I
Speaker 1: love you guys so much and I will see you
Speaker 1: in the next video. Bye.