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<v Speaker 1>Baby love your home. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm excited, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I found a way to save save the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, hear me out, hear me out. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's gonna be fabulous. You see, I found some

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<v Speaker 1>new recipes for creating some new dairy products. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how you told me it's okay to take some

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<v Speaker 1>time off. Well I did. It took about a week off,

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<v Speaker 1>and I found some recipes on TikTok, and specifically this

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<v Speaker 1>one girl. She's amazing, babe. She understands milk more than anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>She has this partner who she's able to get milk from.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Yeah, so well, no she's why would she

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<v Speaker 1>be lesbian? No, no, honey, she has a partner like

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<v Speaker 1>me and you, and well yeah she milks him. Well no,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to think that you couldn't milk guys either.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they didn't produce any dairy or anything, but

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<v Speaker 1>apparently they do. And I thought, wow, okay, so I

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<v Speaker 1>did hear that. You know, male's nipples can also lactate delish,

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<v Speaker 1>but it can take a really long time to get there.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, we don't have that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>time if we want to save this and also don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you're down with it, and then it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>gorge your boobs and we'll give you boobs and I

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want that for you. But she found a way.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear me out, baby, baby, baby baby, see me out.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer can be no, that's fine. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>you to hear me out. I think this could be

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<v Speaker 1>this could be life change in she has him lay

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<v Speaker 1>down on the bed and relax, and then she won't

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<v Speaker 1>the extraction places underneath is close and she's just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>nice utterly motion kind of like you know when you're

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<v Speaker 1>milking a cow, just slides up and down and wellah,

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<v Speaker 1>she gets milk at the end, and she said it's

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<v Speaker 1>the sweetest tasty milk she's ever gotten. And she's very lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>She's very lucky because he is able to produce so

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<v Speaker 1>much and he can give her multiple batches, which I've

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<v Speaker 1>only ever been able to give one batch at a time,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know it. But I'm also able to produce

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch in one go, you know, So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know what that works out to. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>back to you, So, what what do you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that's what she's taught, honey. I looked at

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<v Speaker 1>the I looked at what she had afterwards, it definitely was.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a lot, but she's I figure, if it's

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<v Speaker 1>like some sort of artisan thing, then we can absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>charge more, especially if there's a limited supply. And she

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<v Speaker 1>said that it's so sweet. Maybe that's what I got.

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<v Speaker 1>She said it's the most delicious thing she's ever tasted.

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<v Speaker 1>She craves it every night, she said, she gets cranky

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't get it every night, which then makes me

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if it's some sort of drug or if he's

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<v Speaker 1>on some sort of drug that then produces that. But

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<v Speaker 1>from everything I researched, it would seem like this is

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<v Speaker 1>just something that some people just crave, quite a few females,

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<v Speaker 1>but there are males that are known to really crave

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<v Speaker 1>this milk that is produced from partners. So my only

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<v Speaker 1>question would be would it be your specific partner or

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<v Speaker 1>could it be anyone else's. We could do a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of tests, you know, if you're willing to let me

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<v Speaker 1>extract from you. But what I don't get it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't understand. What do you mean? I milked,

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<v Speaker 1>she before, Well, I don't, I don't know. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't show anything. If they didn't show anything, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's you know, TikTok, and hell, they have problems with

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of things over there that really aren't all

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<v Speaker 1>that dirty. But I figure if she's talking about on TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>it can be anything that would be wrong. Is this wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this some sort of illegal milk trade? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to get the mafia involved. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you're worried about? Oh honey, honey Annie, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>the mafia is dealing with you know, dairy products, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they are. Is that how they like hide things

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<v Speaker 1>coming into the country. Are they just putting tons and

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<v Speaker 1>tons of It would make sense because milk is white,

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<v Speaker 1>and cocaine and what I'm sorry, spiraling, I would guess, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I understand if you're not down, But so you

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<v Speaker 1>are down, but you want to explain if you what

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<v Speaker 1>is there to explain? Baby? If we don't get on

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<v Speaker 1>this soon, I could lose everything. And I work so

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<v Speaker 1>hard to open this place up and be able to

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<v Speaker 1>sell my dairy products. And oh, COVID hit us so

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<v Speaker 1>hard and then anytime I get sick, I can't give

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<v Speaker 1>any out because I have to go on those drugs

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<v Speaker 1>and those antibiotics, and just it's so difficult being a cow.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls sometimes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>really listening to you. What, baby, you're really you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go right now? What? What do you mean all

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<v Speaker 1>this is making you well? I guess talking about saving

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<v Speaker 1>my business really matters a lot too. Yeah, baby, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go back in the room. We can just snuggle under

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<v Speaker 1>the covers. I'll give you a nice massage and good hugging.

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<v Speaker 1>Promise me, I'm gonna get lots and lots of kisses

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<v Speaker 1>because your lips are just delicious looking. What you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to kiss you? Why would I well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I can, honey, but I would think we want to

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<v Speaker 1>get the milking out of the way before we get

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<v Speaker 1>down to you know, brown chicken, brown cow. What what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean you thought we were on the same page.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were on the same page. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to get me to What do you men mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Men don't really have milk? No no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no. You're not Australian. You don't get to

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<v Speaker 1>do the thing where you just mess with us Americans

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<v Speaker 1>for funzies. I saw this she was able to produce.

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<v Speaker 1>She pulled out from underneath the cop It wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>magic trick. She was very serious. She had tons and

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<v Speaker 1>tons of videos about what she does with this special milk,

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<v Speaker 1>the different types of she makes all kinds of different

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<v Speaker 1>frostings and cream fillings with this. It's uh huh, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean I've dealt with this before. I never

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<v Speaker 1>knew that you could produce this type of all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. Yes, yeah, two three nights ago, it was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty hot. Uh huh, Well, you're right. Every single time

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<v Speaker 1>we we have a little extra snuggle, we get intimate.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. That definitely goes up. M mm hmm. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it absolutely feels fabulous when we no, you're right. And

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<v Speaker 1>anytime I am done, it gets a little messy. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean you get messy too? No? No, are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing that thing? You're making me feel silly? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean I should understand that you get messy?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never once seen you get messy. Okay, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when you say that you're done, you're usually you know,

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<v Speaker 1>way up in there. I take a dive right into

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<v Speaker 1>the ballpit. You're right, uh huh. So what you're that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you're trying to say, is that some of so

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<v Speaker 1>that's the milk, and it is, and because every time

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<v Speaker 1>you have it's been inside okay, all right? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel silly. I didn't realize that you were

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<v Speaker 1>just as messy, if not possibly more than me. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I mean, I've always been called a super soaker.

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<v Speaker 1>No like the super soaker the water gun. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought that was okay, and that is exactactly

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<v Speaker 1>what she uh huh. Therefore she's just coming up with

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<v Speaker 1>recipes for guys. Got you? Well, no I should I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I should have known better. It's absolutely delicious. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we won't be using that for the dairy store. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be intoe, I guess. No, No, no, I'm not upset,

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<v Speaker 1>not not in the slightest. It's fine. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>feel so silly. How can you love me when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>said to gulfhis Well, No, all of this I can

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<v Speaker 1>see has got you to the point where you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>want me to be ringing your bell, you know, head

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<v Speaker 1>back in there and can I ask your request, though,

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<v Speaker 1>if we do this this time, can you perhaps I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not finished there? I would like I would definitely like

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<v Speaker 1>to see it. I'd like to maybe on Oh my well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I never considered that my fate. That's m that'll be new,

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be new. Well yeah, no, maybe it's good for

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<v Speaker 1>the skin. One way to find out. Well, let's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's head on out, babe. Hey guys, seeing Alexander here

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<v Speaker 1>inspiration for this story. Woo. I can be very oblivious.

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<v Speaker 1>I've mentioned this before. But and despite how innuindo leden

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<v Speaker 1>I can do things, I still don't pick up on

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<v Speaker 1>stuff sometimes and stuff will go right over my head

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of people are like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to be getting me, like they think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fucking around with them. I'm not. Like it does. It does,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think everybody can be like that to an extent.

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<v Speaker 1>But because I didn't make a lot of dirty jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>people don't take me seriously when I say that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. So yeah, AnyWho, I'm looking forward to Patreon

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<v Speaker 1>drop tonight. It'll actually be the dirty version of the

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<v Speaker 1>video that's going to be coming out tomorrow, so really

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<v Speaker 1>excited about that. Also, doing a lot of stream here

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube. Not sure if it'll be a art stream

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<v Speaker 1>or if it'll be a gaming stream, but we shall see.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna kind of let the vibes determine it, and also

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<v Speaker 1>beginning to do a lot more Patreon only streams. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so excited. If you guys are a member of Patreon

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<v Speaker 1>and your silver are above, you can head on over

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<v Speaker 1>to discord. The link is in the description below, and

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<v Speaker 1>silver and above will be able to talk to me

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<v Speaker 1>doing the Patreon streams, whereas if you're and below you

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<v Speaker 1>can go into the sidebar and be able to chit

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<v Speaker 1>chat while we're doing the Patreon only streams. So super

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<v Speaker 1>excited about that, and thank you everybody who's been So

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<v Speaker 1>many of you guys signed up yesterday. It was actually

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<v Speaker 1>attack bit overwhelming, not in a bad way, like I

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<v Speaker 1>love it, but it was definitely like, oh my god, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are crazy. I love it. Also a shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to Kate's case. I'll be putting her my community

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<v Speaker 1>tab later on tonight. She's a new VA. She's also

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<v Speaker 1>from Texas and she is absolute sweetheart. We were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how like, for some reason, most of the women

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<v Speaker 1>we know from Texas are really short but huge personalities,

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<v Speaker 1>but like all the guys we know are super tall

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<v Speaker 1>and what not. Dude, it's funny and we're just commiserating

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<v Speaker 1>over like our Texas laugh experiences, which is kazy. She's

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<v Speaker 1>an absolute sweetheart. I think you guys will love her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been making content or I believe a year, but

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<v Speaker 1>much like me, some of my older videos are very

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<v Speaker 1>quietly being sunseted so because they just don't fit the

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<v Speaker 1>aesthetic of what I'm going for anymore. Now. Anyways, I

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<v Speaker 1>love you guys so much and I will see you

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<v Speaker 1>in the next video. Bye.