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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shock Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey there, Shane Gillis crushed it. Hi. I'm Johnny Mack

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<v Speaker 2>with your daily comedy news. I will do the late

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<v Speaker 2>night stuff tomorrow instead of the usual Friday, because I

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<v Speaker 2>really want to cover this Shane stuff. I thought he

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<v Speaker 2>was fantastic. There are some mixed reviews on the internet,

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<v Speaker 2>which we will discuss here, but I think it's the

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<v Speaker 2>number two comedy thing of the year. That Mark Twain

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<v Speaker 2>Conan O'Brien thing is number one, But Shane's monologue here fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Now understand the crowd. You've got a bunch of famous

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<v Speaker 2>athletes who are you trying to act like their Hollywood

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<v Speaker 2>And you can see the vibe is should we laugh

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<v Speaker 2>at that? Or are we allowed to laugh at that? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>laugh at it. It's funny. Got a bunch of clips

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<v Speaker 2>for you. Let's start with the political material. You're Shane

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<v Speaker 2>Gillis discussing the news of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the

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<v Speaker 3>White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight

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<v Speaker 3>in DC, Mike Pens almost died. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>do that. Who's fine. I didn't write it. Actually, there

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<v Speaker 3>was supposed to be an Epstein joke here.

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<v Speaker 2>But.

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<v Speaker 3>As it got deleted, must have probably deleted itself, right,

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<v Speaker 3>probably never existed. Actually, let's move on as a country

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<v Speaker 3>and ignore that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh all right, that's very very funny. Come on, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>lighten up here. In this next clip, Shane kind of

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<v Speaker 2>loses the crowd with a very solid Shadoor Sanders joke

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<v Speaker 2>that's not for nothing on point. Then in the second half,

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<v Speaker 2>Shane it reminds me of Letterman or maybe even Carson

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<v Speaker 2>on a night where Johnny Carson knew that the monologue

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't quite working, but he would win the crowd over

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<v Speaker 2>by almost switching to the audience's side, going yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>know these jokes are bad, but let's just roll with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you hear Shane shift gears here? And I think

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<v Speaker 2>he nailed it. And there's two jokes about Kaitlyn Clark

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<v Speaker 2>in this segment. I'll play the first joke about Kaitlyn Clark,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a home run joke. You people need to

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<v Speaker 2>lighten up.

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<v Speaker 3>Snorg Sanders had his jersey number retired at Colorado this year,

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<v Speaker 3>and people are saying it's because of nepotism, because of

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<v Speaker 3>his father, and it's not it's because he went thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>to twelve over his career and he almost won the

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<v Speaker 3>Alamo Bowl. Definitely not nepotism, right, all right, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>big year for the WNBA. I love Kaitlyn Clark. Kate Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>hell yeah, same man, Kaitlyn Clark. She and I have

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<v Speaker 3>a lot in common. We're both whites from the Midwest

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<v Speaker 3>who have nailed a bunch of threes.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's the second Caitlyn Clark joke. This one sourced

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<v Speaker 2>from Better Audio, and this one seems to have people

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<v Speaker 2>in a little kerfluffle.

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<v Speaker 3>When Caitlyn Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to

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<v Speaker 3>work at a waffle house so she can continue doing

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<v Speaker 3>what she loves most, fist fighting black women.

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<v Speaker 2>The setup for this next clip, we're rolling out of

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<v Speaker 2>a show. Hey Otani joke. If you're not into sports,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a whole betting thing in the Otani universe

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<v Speaker 2>a few years back. So that's the setup into this joke.

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<v Speaker 2>And I won't spoil where it's heading, but it's solid.

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<v Speaker 3>Picture. Hitter and Bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick

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<v Speaker 3>reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. They do. They read

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<v Speaker 3>the very Horny Caterpillar The Little Engine that Could but

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<v Speaker 3>needed a pill first, and of course the classic good

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<v Speaker 3>Night Boobs. That's my favorite one. Also, I'm not trashing

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<v Speaker 3>Bill Belichick. First off, he's seventy three years old. He's

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<v Speaker 3>dating a hot twenty four year old and people are

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<v Speaker 3>criticizing him. What happened to this country? He used to

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<v Speaker 3>be a great country. He won six super Bowls. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's dating a hot twenty four year old. Maybe if

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<v Speaker 3>you guys won six super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting

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<v Speaker 3>next to a fat, ugly dog wife. They let me

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<v Speaker 3>do it, I don't. This is Disney.

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<v Speaker 2>They allowed that, and a nice move by Sheen here

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<v Speaker 2>at the end. I don't think the audience had any

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<v Speaker 2>idea what he was doing here, which is why it

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<v Speaker 2>went flat. But this is a tribute to Norm MacDonald.

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<v Speaker 2>I shared that joke the other day Norm McDonald at

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<v Speaker 2>the sb's and I think this is word for word

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<v Speaker 2>what Norm said, but here it is performs by Shane Gillis.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one thing I want to say before I get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here, and this is a dumb joke. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys aren't even like it, buddy, it was It's just

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<v Speaker 1>a Norm McDonald joke that I loved Dwen Eos to

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<v Speaker 1>the SBS. I'm gonna do it now. Travis Hunter won

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<v Speaker 1>the Heisman Trophy this year.

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<v Speaker 3>He's the first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win

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<v Speaker 3>the Heisman. Congratulations Travis Hunter winning the Heisman. That's something

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<v Speaker 3>they could never take away from you. How you kill

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<v Speaker 3>your wife and a waiter, in which case they could

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<v Speaker 3>take that away from you. Well, see a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>you don't like me, and that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay. If you listen to this podcast, you're probably

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of comedy fan. You've heard the jokes. What

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<v Speaker 2>did you think? Pretty good? Now, well, let's look at

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<v Speaker 2>the reviews from People Magazine. Shane Killis struggles for laughs

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty five SP's monologue as he mocksim Owned

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<v Speaker 2>Biles Comma Jordan Hudson. Some crowd members booed as Gillis

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<v Speaker 2>struggled through his sb's monologue, telling the crowd at one

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<v Speaker 2>point to lighten up. I think I have that clip.

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<v Speaker 2>We will get to it. The controversial comedian again with that?

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<v Speaker 2>What is he controversial for? For the SNL thing? How

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<v Speaker 2>many years ago?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I got news for everybody. Shane Gillis has arrived. Shane

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<v Speaker 2>Gillis is super popular. You can keep writing controversial in

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<v Speaker 2>your articles because everyone else is writing that. But Shane

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<v Speaker 2>Gillis has arrived. The controversial comedian thirty seven, who hosted

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday Night Live in March, took to the state blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah, but largely Gillis's performance appeared to fall flat.

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<v Speaker 2>At one point, several crowd members booed from the mezzanine,

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<v Speaker 2>and another point, the comedian defended a joke that didn't

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<v Speaker 2>land by saying, I didn't write it. That's just a

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<v Speaker 2>comedy move. Relax, Relax, it's an award show. USA Today

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<v Speaker 2>headline Kaitlin Clark jokes during Shane Gillis sb's monologue met

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<v Speaker 2>with mixed reactions, as Shane said, line up a little,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not serious. Awful, announcing reports that the monologue didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go over well with former ESPN reporter Sarah Spain. Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>on social media, Sarah wrote, in a year of crazy

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<v Speaker 2>growth for women's sports, choosing an sb's host who doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>even try to make clever jokes about women athletes, he

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<v Speaker 2>at least attempted for the men he goes with Hackey,

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<v Speaker 2>no one knows the WNBA bits. Okay, you want to

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<v Speaker 2>go there and say it's hacke to say nobody knows

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<v Speaker 2>the WNBA. Here's Shane Gillis, four.

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<v Speaker 3>Time WNBA All Star, Britney Hicks is here. Give it

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<v Speaker 3>up for Brittany, everybody, I'm uh, I'm joking around. That's

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<v Speaker 3>my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players.

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<v Speaker 4>That's crazy. You clap for that, uh boy? Four time

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<v Speaker 4>All Star, four time All Star. Brittany Hicks got a

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<v Speaker 4>big ovation there. Too bad she doesn't exist. The woman

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<v Speaker 4>that was shown on camera is the wife of Matt McCusker.

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<v Speaker 4>As for the quote drawing jeers from the balcony, I

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<v Speaker 4>believe this is the clip. The first word here in

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<v Speaker 4>the clip I'm gonna share is his upcut is what

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<v Speaker 4>we call in the industry.

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<v Speaker 2>He's talking about Joe Rogan. So if you're like, what

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<v Speaker 2>was that first word, the first word is Rogan.

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<v Speaker 3>Brogan actually wanted me to be here to host this

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<v Speaker 3>award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because

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<v Speaker 3>Joe thinks he's an alien, and Donald Trump wanted me

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<v Speaker 3>to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an alien joke.

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<v Speaker 3>You bowed up there, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. From pajeeba dot com, Shane Gillis bombed as

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<v Speaker 2>host of the SBS, Dustin Rolls writes, I am not

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<v Speaker 2>a fan of Shane Gillis for political reasons. His politics

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<v Speaker 2>are garbage. I don't like bro humor or racist jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's an albeit somewhat still smarter than Joe Rogan.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not why Shane Gillis is a bad comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a bad comedian because he has no idea how

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<v Speaker 2>to tell a joke. Oh, you're wrong. He knows how

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<v Speaker 2>to tell a joke. He knows how to work a room.

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<v Speaker 2>His body language tells you that we're all just having

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<v Speaker 2>a good time. His body language tells you these are

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<v Speaker 2>just jokes. Lighten up. Dustin Rolls in Pajeeba, who writes

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<v Speaker 2>Gillis doesn't know how to play to a crowd unless

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<v Speaker 2>they're already on his side. He folds in front of

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<v Speaker 2>a neutral audience and flat out crumbles in front of

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<v Speaker 2>a hostile one. He lacks timing, confidence and basic delivery skills,

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<v Speaker 2>qualities that separate actual comedians from hacks yelling crappy punchlines

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<v Speaker 2>into a void. Dustin, I suggest you go and watch

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<v Speaker 2>some Johnny Carson monologues. When Johnny is quote unquote bombing,

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<v Speaker 2>those are his best performances, and I see that in sane. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I just compared Shane Giles to Johnny Carson. Write it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Dustin Rolls writes, that's why both of his Saturday Night

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<v Speaker 2>Live monologues bombed, and like a true hack, he blamed

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<v Speaker 2>the audience. I'm sure he'll do it again after face

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<v Speaker 2>planning as host of the SP's because once again he bombed.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't just the material, though, yes, the material is bad.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy can't land a joke. He stutters, he second guesses,

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<v Speaker 2>he telegraphs the flop before the punchline even arrives. Say

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<v Speaker 2>what you want about Ricky Gervais and his garbage, transphobic bits.

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<v Speaker 2>At least he delivers them with the confidence of a garbage,

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<v Speaker 2>transphobic white guy. Gillis. Meanwhile, the flex blame to his

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<v Speaker 2>writers or throws up a red flag before the joke

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<v Speaker 2>with a meek You're not gonna like this one. No, Shane,

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<v Speaker 2>A room full of professional athletes probably isn't going to

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<v Speaker 2>laugh about the President deporting one of them. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>one Soto choke, one grown one boo, and his confidence shatters.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Jay he thrives off that energy. Gill Us, he flinches.

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<v Speaker 2>Even his rare decent line he had won about his

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<v Speaker 2>Epstein joke being deleted was mangled in delivery. And when

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<v Speaker 2>a joke actually lands, like as Caitlin Clark bit the

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<v Speaker 2>one with the punchline Bunch of threes, he scolds the

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<v Speaker 2>audience for not laughing more. Now, look, I know he

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<v Speaker 2>idolizes Norm MacDonald, but aping Norm's material and rushing through

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<v Speaker 2>it like you're trying to get off stage doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>you Norm. What are you talking about, dude? Norms deadpan, misfires,

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<v Speaker 2>classes and comedic subversion. Gillis just bombs, shrugs, and says, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I see a lot of people here don't like me,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's okay. I think this is best summed up

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<v Speaker 2>by The New York Post saw somebody in social media

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<v Speaker 2>who wrote, if you were offended by Shane Gillis's sb's monolog,

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<v Speaker 2>I can assure you that no one likes to hang

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<v Speaker 2>around you. Amen. All right, let me get out the

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<v Speaker 2>machete because I'm already long here. I just get two

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<v Speaker 2>good stories, all right, But I got to get to

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<v Speaker 2>Pete Davidson on gossip Corner. TMZ reports Pete Davidson and

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first baby together. Back

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<v Speaker 2>in March, People reported that Elsie and Pete were seen

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<v Speaker 2>on a date in Palm Beach. They were seen swimming

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<v Speaker 2>in the ocean and sharing a smooch in the water.

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<v Speaker 2>In May, a source told People Pete and Nelsie had

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<v Speaker 2>They're so happy together and doing great well. We will

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<v Speaker 2>get confirmation directly from Pete Davidson. I guess he will

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<v Speaker 2>be the guest on The Tonight Show. On Tuesday, July

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<v Speaker 2>away from Happy Gilmore too. I may have to leave

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<v Speaker 2>No word yet on Happy Gilmore two, no buzz. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler comedy I'm not hearing any. So Happy Gilmore Two's

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<v Speaker 2>out Friday the twenty fifth. Reports our Netflix is taking

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<v Speaker 2>another way to look at it is the universe will

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<v Speaker 2>be slightly better in August that it wasn't July. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to mine in the show notes. Actually I started a

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<v Speaker 2>basically the show notes for this show. I think if

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<v Speaker 2>you listen to me every day, honestly, you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to subscribe to that substack. I'm doing that to try

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<v Speaker 2>every day, you really don't need to subscribe to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>But my one called media Thoughts, you may want to

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<v Speaker 2>subscribe to that anyway on substack. W kamal Bell this

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<v Speaker 2>spoke to me. I even commented that it spoke to me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got a thumbs up from Comel Back. He

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<v Speaker 2>we are long again. Remember those two weeks where there

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minute episode. I already recorded Sunday Sunday Strong. Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>as we're quote unquote live here. I've bumped up couple

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday. Hopefully I'm at the beach. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>out there somewhere not recording podcast. No offense. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to tell you what's at just for laughs tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>New owners, you got to make it easier to sort

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<v Speaker 2>I'm buying tickets. Okay. As I pointed out before, they're

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<v Speaker 2>doing plenty of French language shows, which I think is

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<v Speaker 2>a fantastic but as an English language podcast, I will

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<v Speaker 2>focus on the English language ones. At seven o'clock, the

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<v Speaker 2>Nightly Culture Show. Also at seven o'clock Best of the Fest,

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<v Speaker 2>eight thirty the Montreal Show hosted by Ava Alexa. Guessing

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<v Speaker 2>that is local comedians. Again, because I'm on the ticket

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<v Speaker 2>website and can't click. You guys had this, the previous

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<v Speaker 2>owners had this a little better. Not for nothing, I

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<v Speaker 2>it's local Montreal comedians, another Montreal show at ten o'clock in,

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<v Speaker 2>another Nasty show at eleven fifty nine, and midnight Surprise

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<v Speaker 2>oh one. So that's why the eleven fifty nine shows,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a lot more clear. We all understand what

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night and meet you at midnight. That could get wonky.

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<v Speaker 2>It's eleven fifty nine. I have looked ahead. Believe me,

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<v Speaker 2>this is really going to pick up. I was prepping

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<v Speaker 2>for next week because I may leave the country if

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to record some shows before I abandon y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was looking at the schedule for next week,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's it's strong. In other news, the Daily Friday

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<v Speaker 2>podcast covers all the news you'd ever want to share

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<v Speaker 2>in a group chat with your buddies in a funny

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<v Speaker 2>and lighthearted way, hosted by La comedian Jack Lawler, who

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<v Speaker 2>breaks down all the news from the week every Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a commercial, This is a news item.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you want to check out the Daily Friday podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the thing that exists. This weekend, the Red Skelton

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<v Speaker 2>Museum of American Comedy is inviting fans to a weekend

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<v Speaker 2>Red Skelton Comedy Convention in Vincenne's. This year's theme, Clem

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<v Speaker 2>Goes to Hooterville, celebrates rural comedy. Activities include guided bus

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<v Speaker 2>tours of Red Skelton's hometown, landmarks, film screenings, guest talks,

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<v Speaker 2>and the twentieth annual Red Skelton Shrine and Clown Parade

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<v Speaker 2>through downtown Saturday at eleven. Comedian Bob Nelson will perform

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday night at seven point thirty, and Pratt, who's the

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<v Speaker 2>I really wish could have, because he's so funny. A

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<v Speaker 2>Any Great Comedy Outdoor Festival hits Edmonton this weekend and

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<v Speaker 2>I thank every single person for coming to the show

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<v Speaker 2>raccoon companion named Rudy. Donovan explains, I'm a really nice guy,

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<v Speaker 2>but Rudy can say terrible, rude things. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 2>at Mascot and I'm miss Handler, so we're like Yogi

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<v Speaker 2>Rudy can't. All right, park Ranger, what was your favorite

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