WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.280 --> 00:00:09.359 Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one 2 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:13.039 of your hosts, Delia here with my real tight homegirl 3 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:19.160 and my daughter in law, the illustrious, the resplendent Bitch. 4 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:25.359 That means we are here to talk sister, whys honey. 5 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:29.199 We are all caught up and almost done with season 6 00:00:29.399 --> 00:00:33.159 six finally, the first year in the called the Sack, 7 00:00:33.759 --> 00:00:37.200 the run up to the commitment ceremony, which is oh 8 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:40.799 so important. Yeah, which is what we talk about tonight. 9 00:00:41.200 --> 00:00:43.280 If we can make it. What are we going to 10 00:00:43.359 --> 00:00:43.960 talk about? 11 00:00:44.079 --> 00:00:44.399 Girl? 12 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:48.759 This whole episode sucked so much donkey balls, I can't 13 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:50.240 even remember what I want. 14 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:51.280 I don't either, I. 15 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:53.759 Don't know if I'm here right now, I'm not. We're 16 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:56.920 going to do our very best before we get into it, though, 17 00:00:56.920 --> 00:00:59.560 we do have to remind you to please hotch what 18 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:05.200 hod your kids? This is a politically incorrect podcast, which 19 00:01:05.239 --> 00:01:08.239 means we say stupid things. We're just here to party. 20 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.239 We're literally just here to have fun real and so 21 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:16.159 if you're one of them sensitive people, go away. You 22 00:01:16.239 --> 00:01:19.799 might want to find yourself a different dumpster. But if 23 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:24.159 you're ready to revisit the Call de sac drama and 24 00:01:24.519 --> 00:01:30.319 the poor Dress designer Sam Honey Honey, well, then welcome 25 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:31.239 to this. 26 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:34.680 And if you like what we do over here, please 27 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:37.719 be sure to follow us on Instagram at Reality tv Cringe. 28 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:40.400 It's our only social media, okay, and then join us 29 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:43.319 on Patreon, Patreon, dot com, sash Reality TV Gringe. We're 30 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:45.959 wrapping up our coverage of season two of The Valley 31 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:49.040 over there with a bunch of other bonus stuff. It's 32 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:50.760 really fun except for the value. 33 00:01:50.879 --> 00:01:53.480 The Valley is so toxic, but we get all the 34 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:56.439 way into it, so definitely come and join us now. 35 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.640 If you are watching on YouTube, please do not forget 36 00:01:58.680 --> 00:02:02.680 to like and com and share and subscribe because when 37 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:06.159 you interact with our content, whether it's positive or negative, 38 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:08.599 although I don't know why it would ever be negative. Yeah, 39 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:11.319 it really does boost us in the algo, and when 40 00:02:11.319 --> 00:02:15.199 we're growing in the algo, we're getting fatter, and when 41 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:16.759 we're fatter, we're the. 42 00:02:16.639 --> 00:02:18.400 Best versions of ourselves. 43 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:25.039 Beatrice exactly, do thank you in things? So did you 44 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:28.800 have any takeaways with this episode before we get into it, 45 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:30.800 My dear, I felt. 46 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:33.159 Really bad for that dress designer because I feel like 47 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:35.120 she was trying her best, But at the same time, 48 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:38.319 I'm like, these dresses are booty e. 49 00:02:40.120 --> 00:02:41.520 Fuh, so terrible? 50 00:02:41.759 --> 00:02:42.199 How bad? 51 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:44.960 I think she knew it, yeah, and I'm sure she 52 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:47.159 was like telling her whole family like, oh my god, 53 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:50.120 sister wives, have you heard of it? They asked me 54 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:52.759 to be a dress designer. I'm going to help the 55 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.840 four wives. It's gonna be so great. What an opportunity. 56 00:02:56.199 --> 00:02:59.560 And she comes in looking edgy and fly and wonderful, 57 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:01.759 and I'm thinking these are gonna be great. Yeah, well 58 00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:04.400 I'm not because I've already seen this, but I mean, like, 59 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:09.960 these dresses are so bad, so terrible. I do feel 60 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:12.360 bad for her as well. I wonder where she is. 61 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:13.719 Where are you now? Sam? 62 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:14.639 Hiding under a rock? 63 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:17.199 Are you? Okay? Oh my lord? 64 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:17.560 All right? 65 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:21.000 So get us start at Beatrice with season six episode 66 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:22.120 is it eighteen? Yeah? 67 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:25.039 Entitled Celebration Countdown? 68 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:27.919 Okay, God, Godnes's. 69 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:31.719 Gracious, it's like the never ending season. This season is 70 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:35.560 like incredibly long. Yes, And then we have this episode 71 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:37.759 that I don't even know why we have because it's 72 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:42.039 like before the commitment ceremony, but it's like forty days 73 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:44.240 to the commitment ceremony, so we still have some time. 74 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:47.800 But everybody's acting like it's so last minute, they have 75 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:50.479 so many things to plan, and I'm just like, I 76 00:03:50.479 --> 00:03:51.199 don't care. 77 00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:55.879 Nobody cares, and it's so manufactured, and it's so truly boring, 78 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:59.039 and you're not talking about the real story, which is, 79 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:03.120 why are you doing all of these improvements to Robin's backyard? 80 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:03.479 Right? 81 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:06.159 And why aren't we talking about how much it's costing? 82 00:04:06.439 --> 00:04:09.240 And are the other wives asking themselves, well, how come 83 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:11.719 Robin gets to have all these improvements? And I'm over 84 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:15.479 here with the Moonscape exactly. We're not having the real conversations, 85 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:16.759 and so I'm bored. 86 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:20.279 I'm very bored. But we start off with the family 87 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:23.519 talking about the commitment ceremony, and it seems like the 88 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:25.600 parents are the only ones that are excited about it. 89 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:29.240 Nobody else is excited about it. We have landscaping done 90 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:32.600 and Robin's backyard, and then now we have to find 91 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:35.920 the dressmaker we meet in this episode. Poor Sam. Yeah, 92 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:37.959 I feel really bad for And then they have to 93 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:40.360 figure out a menu, and then they have to finish 94 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:44.079 the mission statement because we've been working on that for forever. 95 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:47.959 Yeah, this entire season, and we haven't finished the Donah. 96 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:50.800 We were talking about it yet we were talking about 97 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:54.600 it before the Dona. We're still talking about it, and 98 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:58.319 nobody cares. They don't care, Janelle doesn't care, Mary's not 99 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:01.439 into it, the kids hate it. Why are we doing this? 100 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:01.639 Oh? 101 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:03.480 Yeah, for content. 102 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:06.000 Yep, and for Cody, probably because Cody wants to like 103 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:09.920 portray that they're all happy and they're perfectly fine, even 104 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:13.360 though we all know that trouble is happening in this 105 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:16.279 cul de sac already, and it's because Cody's over at 106 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:19.879 Robins and decorating her house, So it's ridiculous. 107 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:22.360 Speaking of Cody, we are going to have an after show, 108 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:26.079 by the way, because as you know, we have discussed 109 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:28.560 that he's going to be a part of Special Forces 110 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:33.959 season four, Season four World Domination Soldiers, World's Toughest, That's 111 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:35.600 what I meant. He's going to be a part of that, 112 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:39.879 and there's some gossip around that. There's also some things 113 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:41.879 that he's done to his whole face that we're going 114 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.720 to get into, and he's made a recent Instagram post 115 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.759 in which he divulges a bit of information and so 116 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:50.680 we want to talk about it, yeah, but we're going 117 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:54.519 to reserve that for after this episode with y' all 118 00:05:54.600 --> 00:05:56.800 but if you want to join us, definitely follow us 119 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:59.120 on Patreon where we have our after show and we 120 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:03.279 have a lot of fun directly after this episode. Yeah, anyway, 121 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:04.759 go back to the episode, all. 122 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:07.879 Right, Well, then Sam comes over and she starts kind 123 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:10.040 of figuring out the designs for each one of the 124 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:14.040 wives and their dresses kind of have Christine, who wants 125 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:17.600 an empire waste, I don't know why it's not flattering. 126 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:20.920 Janelle wants a rap dress, which is very flattering for 127 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:25.199 her in her curves. Mary wants to be edgy. Yeah, 128 00:06:25.319 --> 00:06:29.600 that was interesting, different and unique. Yeah, and flowy she wants, 129 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:32.800 which is not edgy, No like floey and drapie which 130 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:35.360 else I think what she said is not the same 131 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:39.079 thing as edgy, no and different. But I think Mary 132 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:43.680 is really trying hard to stand out, which we've seen 133 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:46.519 in like other parts of this particular episode where she's 134 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:50.439 like not happy, she doesn't necessarily believe in the commitment ceremony, 135 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:54.360 Like she's the only one who's dissenting kind of loudly 136 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:57.279 about things. Yeah, because I think she just wants to 137 00:06:57.319 --> 00:07:01.480 be acknowledged and seen as a member of the family. Yikes, 138 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:03.759 and nobody cares no one cares. 139 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:05.240 Nobody cares about Mary. 140 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.519 At all, dude, It's kind of crazy. And then, of 141 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:12.759 course Robin she wants a matronly dress similar to the 142 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:16.079 ones that she saw on the boutiques in San Francisco. Yes, 143 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:18.360 and of course, like I think her dress ends up 144 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:21.079 looking like the best when we get to the actual 145 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:23.519 commitment ceremony, looks better than all the other wives. 146 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:27.160 But wait, are they wearing the dresses in the commitment ceremony? 147 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:28.319 I know Christine's not. 148 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:29.879 Well, I don't know. 149 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:31.160 I don't think so. 150 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:33.279 I think she is. I think they're all wearing it 151 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:36.480 except for Mary, because as we get to later in 152 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:39.120 the episode, Mary's dress is a complete fucking failure, and 153 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:41.040 I think she ends up getting a new dress. 154 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:44.879 What, yeah, girl, Christine is going to wear that obamination 155 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:49.000 princess dressed to this yes commitment ceremony? Wow? 156 00:07:49.399 --> 00:07:52.600 Okay, I know, but she does, and it's bright orange. 157 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:56.199 It's terrible. It's literally the worst thing ever. Like when 158 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:59.639 Sam originally comes over just to cut a pattern, she's 159 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:02.040 got like pinks and purples and blacks, I'm like, oh, 160 00:08:02.079 --> 00:08:05.160 that'll looks nice. What it ends up being like rust 161 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:09.399 and brown and earth tones. Oh, oh my god, I 162 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:13.639 was revolted. I was revolted. Poor Christine if. 163 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:17.759 She's actually wearing that, so bad, so bad. And then 164 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:20.000 we have the family go into therapy with Nancy for 165 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:20.959 some reason. 166 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:23.879 To finish their mission statement that nobody cares about. 167 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:26.000 Literally no one cares. I don't know why we're doing this, 168 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:28.959 and it's like all manufactured too, like we're not talking 169 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.959 about anything that really matters. We talk about the mission statement. 170 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:34.639 They want to focus on physical health and like working out, 171 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:38.440 needing healthy, Like okay, you really do. 172 00:08:38.960 --> 00:08:42.159 Kind of get a snapshot though of what TLC used 173 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:45.799 to be like with the Goslins and the Duggers, like 174 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:49.639 just boring ass television, super boring, and we were just 175 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:53.039 eating it up and so fascinated by these polygamis and 176 00:08:53.080 --> 00:08:55.919 their dressmaker. I'm like, oh my god, this is terrible 177 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:57.480 content in twenty twenty five. 178 00:08:57.679 --> 00:09:01.120 It's horrible. I'm so freaking bored. And then they also 179 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:04.480 talk about what would happen if Cody would get another wife, 180 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:07.639 and this is like so dumb, because we obviously know 181 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:11.039 he's found his soulmate with Robin, and Cody says he 182 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:15.519 doesn't foresee getting another wife. He thinks he's done. And 183 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:19.200 then we have Mary on the couch after this, saying 184 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:22.200 she's concerned about what's going to happen in the family 185 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:25.759 after the commitment ceremony, and then Cody shuts her down 186 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:27.720 and is like, well, no, just shift your mindset though, 187 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:29.519 stop being concerned, be happy. 188 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:33.879 Yeah, that was wild a little bit because I thought 189 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:38.279 Mary was attempting to have a real ass convo about 190 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:41.360 the actual issues in the family. She was trying to 191 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:43.679 just raise the flag and say, hey, but like, this 192 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:47.759 is great, We're having another party, We're like putting on airs, 193 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:50.759 But what about the day after and beyond? Are we 194 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:53.080 going to be friends? Are we going to be in 195 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:55.879 a real marriage? Is this a real family? Like she's 196 00:09:55.919 --> 00:09:57.679 not saying it out right, but I think she's trying 197 00:09:57.720 --> 00:10:01.799 to raise the issue, and Cody just immediately shuts her down. 198 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:05.679 And furthermore, none of the other wives acknowledge her statement 199 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:11.000 or validate her statement, because you know, Christine's wondering, Oh, definitely, 200 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:14.200 Christine's not getting the Mormon dye. You know Janelle, Well, 201 00:10:14.200 --> 00:10:16.840 maybe Janelle is in the renaissance in Las Vegas. 202 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:17.240 I've been. 203 00:10:17.399 --> 00:10:20.799 She's blowing it down and maybe it's a juicy time. Yeah, 204 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:24.480 but those other two women aren't. Yeah, but nobody backs 205 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:25.159 her up. I know. 206 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.519 I thought that was kind of an interesting little part 207 00:10:27.639 --> 00:10:29.919 right there. And it seemed to me too that like 208 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:32.720 Cody was a little annoyed that Mary brought that up 209 00:10:32.759 --> 00:10:35.399 on camera because it seemed like it's something that they 210 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:38.200 are trying to keep under wraps at this time. They 211 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:40.559 don't want people to know that there's trouble of bruin 212 00:10:40.919 --> 00:10:43.120 or that any of the wives are concerned about anything. 213 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:45.360 And that's why I think Cody shut her down. 214 00:10:45.519 --> 00:10:48.480 Yeah, but I love those little moments meeting Christine just 215 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:51.600 lets it all out, or Janelle or Mary. I just 216 00:10:51.639 --> 00:10:53.759 wish they said more, I know, because it makes these 217 00:10:54.360 --> 00:10:57.879 boring ass episodes that much more bearable. And then we 218 00:10:57.960 --> 00:11:01.159 have Sam coming back to the house to do some 219 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:04.840 more pattern fittings, and this is where we see Christine 220 00:11:04.879 --> 00:11:08.200 in her god awful princess dress and Cody says she 221 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:10.480 looks like a princess and Christine's. 222 00:11:10.039 --> 00:11:14.000 Like, yeah, like totally fits me, and I'm like okay. 223 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:17.120 But on the couch, Cody says, well, I don't know 224 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:19.559 what to say because I don't think as a man 225 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:21.840 I'm supposed to just come out and say that is 226 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:24.559 the worst dress I've ever seen in my life and 227 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:27.440 you look terrible in it, yeah, which means that's what 228 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:29.919 he really thought. So in the moment, and certainly in 229 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:32.039 front of Sam, and like they're all trying to be 230 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:34.919 very cool to Sam. Nobody is dogging out her designs 231 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:38.320 or admitting that these are trash dresses because they're you know, 232 00:11:38.360 --> 00:11:40.639 they don't want to throw her under the bus or whatever. 233 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:44.519 But Cody comes close. Yes, these are terrible dresses. And 234 00:11:44.559 --> 00:11:46.360 I don't know what to say to my wives. They 235 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:49.200 look absolutely awful. And Christine, you look like a gloun. 236 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:53.120 I know, look like a gloun. Seriously, it's so bad. 237 00:11:53.399 --> 00:11:55.879 And again, like I feel so bad for Sam because 238 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:59.200 you know, the wives acknowledge that they realized they started 239 00:11:59.200 --> 00:12:01.279 this whole dress props. It's way too late, thank you. 240 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:03.200 And I'm like, this is so much stress to put 241 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.120 on a seamstress like this, Like my mom used to 242 00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:07.679 make clothes and she was really really talented with it, 243 00:12:07.799 --> 00:12:09.559 but it would take her a while. And like even 244 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:12.399 Mary acknowledges it. Like I saw all of the kids 245 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:14.960 pajamas and stuff like that, Like I know it's a process, 246 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:18.279 but she's being very critical and like finicky with her 247 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:21.559 dress and very particular. I think Janelle even makes a 248 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:25.399 comment like on the couch, Janelle's like, yeah, I had 249 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:29.440 to warn the designer just before we started this process 250 00:12:29.480 --> 00:12:31.440 that you were going to be a problem, Mary, But 251 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:33.679 like you know, I know, it's just because your particular. 252 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:38.799 And Mary's just smiling, but like inwardly, I'm thinking, oh, 253 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:41.519 she's pissed, she's upset. Yeah, she's mad, super pissed. 254 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:43.960 But it's like Mary, I mean, hello, you picked like 255 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:46.720 the worst fucking fabric known to mankind? 256 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:48.279 Did Mary pick that fabric? 257 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:48.799 So? 258 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:51.200 Wait, the wives picked their fabric? Yeah? When did we 259 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:55.000 establish that? Because I thought that the designer just brought 260 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:55.559 the fabric. 261 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:57.919 No, I think they picked it because I remember. 262 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:59.799 I remember they went to San Francisco, and I remember 263 00:12:59.799 --> 00:13:01.840 they were looking at colors, but I did not know 264 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:04.080 like they were pulling bolts and selecting fabric. 265 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:05.879 I think they were selecting fabric because when they were 266 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:07.960 at the fabric store, they were picking like colors and 267 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:10.200 stuff that they liked. And I think that was implied 268 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:13.240 that they like picked fabric that they liked, because even 269 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.159 Sam was bitching about Mary's fabric and how it's gonna 270 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:20.080 look like a cheap clown costume. Yeah, they were howling costume. 271 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:23.919 Fabric is supposed to be for aupholstery, Yeah, for couches 272 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:28.000 and stuff. Yeah, for dentist furniture, not for actual dresses. 273 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:29.799 That's wild that Mary picked that. 274 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:32.039 Well, it's because Mary's Mary. 275 00:13:32.039 --> 00:13:37.240 I mean, none of them are like fashionistas, let's say. 276 00:13:36.679 --> 00:13:39.879 Not at all, to say the least. And then we 277 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:44.039 have a rehearsal or like a booty rehearsal for the 278 00:13:44.039 --> 00:13:47.200 commitment ceremony, and this is where they're talking about how 279 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.879 they're gonna have family pictures, and then they talk about 280 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:52.919 Cody's beard for some reason because they like his beard. 281 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:56.879 Yeah, And so that's interesting because I guess when we 282 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:00.440 started this episode, it was forty days till the Sarah moony, 283 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:02.159 and then we kind of go through the timeline and 284 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:03.759 now we're like a week out or something, and he's 285 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:06.679 got a full on beard and he's wondering if he's 286 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:08.879 gonna shave it for the pictures, and he's telling his 287 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:10.639 kids and his wives like, this is going to be 288 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:12.279 the one picture we're gonna take. It's going to be 289 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:15.679 the best picture of our lives. Everybody has to dress up, 290 00:14:15.720 --> 00:14:18.480 everybody has to be fly, and I don't know if 291 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:21.159 I'm going to keep this beard. And Janelle's like, I 292 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:25.960 love it, daddy, And I think did Mary like it? 293 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:28.879 I don't, Christine did not, and I don't think Robin did. 294 00:14:29.080 --> 00:14:31.360 Yeah, I think Christine and Robin didn't like it. But 295 00:14:31.399 --> 00:14:34.120 Mary was like, yeah, it's fine, because Mary's just trying 296 00:14:34.120 --> 00:14:36.200 to get Cody to touch her poon Ani again. 297 00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:38.279 Just a little just one thing. 298 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:40.240 Just a little bit. Maybe if I compliment him, he'll 299 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:41.320 just touch me. 300 00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:46.679 Looks great. Sorry, I'm stuff right there. So much I 301 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:47.720 could say, I know. 302 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:50.519 And then we have like all of the kids trying 303 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:53.039 to gather around. They're trying to like rehearse how they 304 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:55.039 would get for pictures and stuff. 305 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:57.879 This isn't a wedding, well it's note. 306 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:00.480 It's not at all. And then Janelle yells and all 307 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:04.120 the kids for being rowdy and annoying guess their teenage boys. 308 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:06.279 And they don't want to do this, No nobody does. 309 00:15:06.360 --> 00:15:09.720 I don't want to do this. Hunter and Gabe circa 310 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:11.840 twenty fourteen. I don't want to be there either. 311 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:13.159 They don't want to do it at all, and then 312 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:14.840 they talk about how they want to have all the 313 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:18.879 kids sign the mission statement, but Cody doesn't want to 314 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:21.440 force the kids to sign it because it's very important 315 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.720 that they have the choice. And then Robin gets mad 316 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:25.759 at that. She's like, what's the point of us doing 317 00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:26.840 the stupid ass. 318 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:30.120 Missions tam Well, because Maddie's like, well, I don't know 319 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:32.279 if I want to sign it, And on the couch, 320 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:34.600 Maddie's like, I just want to push Robin's buttons. 321 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:35.840 And that made Robin mad. 322 00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:37.559 It did make Robin mad because. 323 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:38.600 Robin made that comment. 324 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:40.840 Yeah, what was the comment? Because I played it back 325 00:15:40.879 --> 00:15:41.799 a couple of times. 326 00:15:42.200 --> 00:15:43.840 She's like, well, if you guys don't want to sign it, 327 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:45.720 then you guys need to move out, like you don't 328 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:48.080 get to live with us. I'm like, okay, it seems 329 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:48.840 very dressed. 330 00:15:49.360 --> 00:15:50.919 Wow, it seems very dramatic. 331 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:54.320 Robin dang from like a glorified like stepmom that comes 332 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:58.120 into an established family late in the day, you know, 333 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:01.480 late in the development timeline, and you want to sit 334 00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:04.399 there and say, the kids get it kicked out. Were 335 00:16:04.519 --> 00:16:07.120 not signing the mission this booty as mission statement that 336 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:10.039 you can't even finish right, okay, And then we hear 337 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:12.240 from the older kids, which I thought was really base, 338 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:14.080 and I wish we could hear more from them, because 339 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:16.000 all of them are like, I don't know why we're 340 00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:18.759 doing this. There's no point, Like we're a family, we 341 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:20.200 love each other. I don't know why we need to 342 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:23.519 have a ceremony saying that we love each other. And like, 343 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:26.519 I think it was Hunter that said, I think this 344 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.360 is more important for the parents than it is for 345 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:32.200 all of us, like we don't give a shit. 346 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:34.879 And I think he is on the money with that one, 347 00:16:34.919 --> 00:16:38.799 because we do have Christine saying somewhere in this episode, 348 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:42.519 like after San Francisco, you know, when we spent time 349 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:46.320 together just the wives trying to be friends. I really 350 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:49.200 did see how I wanted to develop these relationships, like 351 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:52.679 if something happened to Cody or you know, the next chapter, 352 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:54.639 if one of us left, like would we still be 353 00:16:54.759 --> 00:16:58.480 connected in some way? And so this is important to Christine, 354 00:16:58.919 --> 00:17:01.559 It's it's not it's important to Janelle. But I think 355 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:04.640 it's important to Robin to feel included, and I think 356 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:08.039 Cody wants Robin to feel that way. Cody wants all 357 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:10.839 of his wives to be copiesthetic, and it's really about 358 00:17:10.880 --> 00:17:13.759 them not getting along at this time, exactly, trying to 359 00:17:13.759 --> 00:17:16.039 show everybody that they do get along and that they 360 00:17:16.079 --> 00:17:18.200 love each other when they don't. 361 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:20.160 And they want to rope all of the children into 362 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:23.200 it who are not into it whatsoever. And they probably 363 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:26.480 have their own fucking beef with Robin and kids. 364 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:28.000 Yes, they're dealing with their. 365 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:30.160 Own shit like it really should, in my opinion, be 366 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:33.119 like a ceremony reserved for the adults, and they should 367 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:37.759 continue going to therapy. Yeah, but they don't end up 368 00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:40.799 going if they wanted to actually cultivate and work on 369 00:17:40.839 --> 00:17:43.119 their relationships, but we know they don't. They don't give 370 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:46.839 a shit. And then we start discussing the sad ceremony 371 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:49.920 that they all want to do at the commitment celebration. 372 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:53.240 Now, this was just about the wives though, right, not Cody. 373 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.559 Yeah, I think it was because it was about like 374 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:56.680 the Sister Wives union. 375 00:17:56.839 --> 00:17:57.039 Yeah. 376 00:17:57.160 --> 00:17:59.400 So they each all have their own color of sand, 377 00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:02.359 and then they pour it one by one until all 378 00:18:02.400 --> 00:18:03.880 of their sand is gone. 379 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:05.599 They knt it off there for a moment. 380 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:08.519 They pour it all into one big jar, mix all 381 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:12.319 their sand together, and then that's how they signify that 382 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:16.279 they're all unified together. And Robin is like super into it, 383 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:19.720 so it's her idea. Definitely is her idea. And I 384 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:22.920 don't know. I mean, it's cool on paper, but if 385 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:25.440 you're not gonna like actively work on your relationships, like, 386 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:26.319 what's the fucking point. 387 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:30.559 It's entirely superficial. Yep. It's absolutely a projection of what 388 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:32.519 they want to be and what they want to have, 389 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:34.680 but that they do not have, yep, in order to 390 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:37.480 convince us and everybody else that they're okay. Yep. 391 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:40.599 Yeah. And like I was reminded of when my dad 392 00:18:40.599 --> 00:18:43.799 and my stepmom got married, and my stepmom really wanted 393 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.640 to do this sand ceremony because they got married on 394 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:50.759 the Organ beach, and we all it was so cringe 395 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:53.960 because me and my sister didn't really want to be there, 396 00:18:54.119 --> 00:18:56.599 and my stepbrothers didn't want to be there, and we're 397 00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:59.680 at their wedding and you know, after their vows and stuff, 398 00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:01.680 then get out a big old jar and then we 399 00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:04.279 have to awkwardly pour all of our sand in it. 400 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:06.839 And oh and it was supposed. 401 00:19:06.440 --> 00:19:09.240