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Speaker 1: The Incredible Hulk will not be present of this evening.

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Speaker 2: Welcome everybody back to the Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast.

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We are on a super special edition where we are

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covering the Star Wars Holiday Special with some of our

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great friends from the thirty something Movie Podcast. I'm here

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with my co host Jason. Jason, how are you doing, man,

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I'm doing great.

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Speaker 3: D I'm excited to be here and excited to hang

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out with our buddies from thirty something.

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Speaker 2: We have a plate of wookie ookie cookies right in

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front of us here, we're jumping on them. And to

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introduce the thirty something guys, we have John Reid.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going. We've got more than four people,

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and I think we need a banth Rump to feed

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more than four, don't we We have hardy appetite. I

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mean we have already appetites, So I mean Pat Alan

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could probably take down one Banther Rump.

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Speaker 2: We need Harvey Corman and drag to come and look

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for us.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's more disturbing is is him doing

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the cooking show or the fact that they were eating

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Bantha Rump. I don't I just I don't know about

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that any of that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, what are banth is supposed to be pets

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or food?

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Speaker 1: I know there's that. There's that deleted scene I think

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from the original Star Wars where Luke has the macro binoculars.

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He's like, yeah, there's there's two banthas. I can see

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one of them now and that, Oh that one looks

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tasty and I'd like a side of that.

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Speaker 3: Hey, according to the Mandalorian, the Crey Dragon really thinks banthas

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are tasty.

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Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, that show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I wish we could talk about that show all right.

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Who you got with us tonight?

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Speaker 1: John, We've got so I dragged a couple other people

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here with me. I've got Pat Cannagallo. Pat, I think

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your your your background here on Zoom. You're on the Orca,

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aren't you.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 5: I've been on the Orca put off from Ammit the

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Island and podcasting ever since. So it's great to be

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here this I mean, huge fan of your guys show.

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I mean it's it's great and I know we were

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saying before we started recording, yet it's been a while

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and it sort of it's been a while, but sort

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of not because I've listened to you guys, like you know,

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almost every day I'm listening to one of your episodes,

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so it feels like, you know, it's just like I

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just saw you yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Thanks so thank you so much for having us here.

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Speaker 2: We feel the same way you guys every week. It

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is a joy to listen to you guys get together

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and hit a movie that's thirty years old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you guys, thank you. And I've also got

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the Man, the Myth, the legend. Dennis matouc over here too.

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Speaker 6: Hey, pleasure to be here. Thank you guys for having

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me and looking forward to this. I just you guys

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are all talking about appetites and eating. I have no

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idea how after watching that, you guys have an appetite

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for at least forty eight hours.

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Speaker 1: I did bring Dennis because I wanted to make sure

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we had somebody who was a full grown adult when

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this came on. So, you know, Dennis is Dennis is

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really old. He's you know, what are you now, like sixty?

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Speaker 7: Didn't you just have a birthday? And what was it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was earlier than yours.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so how old are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm forty two.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you're the youngest. No, No, forty five. John's forty.

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Speaker 7: Just turned forty.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthdays. Happy birthday, man, Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Happy birthday John and an old soul.

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Speaker 2: Now, wait a minute, your birthday is very close to

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life day. What are we talking? Day?

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Speaker 1: December sixth, Oh, dang.

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Speaker 7: That was It was a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: So it was close. It was close.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, John, you're forty Dennis held are you forty nine?

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Speaker 2: That's okay, I'm forty seven. I'm forty five, so I'm

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square in the middle of you, guys. I just we

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were trying to remember what we really remember about watching

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the Star Wars Holiday special. Dennis, did you see this

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in the original? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Actually we did. We saw it on TV the actual run.

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Speaker 6: The only thing that I actually remember back then was

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I remember the big like kind of like, I have

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a big memory of the treehouse, the Stormtroopers up there,

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and I remember like Han Solo rushing in, and I

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do remember Luke being on there and looking different than

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he did in the movie.

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Speaker 3: We were just talking, So I definitely am old enough

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to remember going to see Star Wars in the theaters,

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but so I was born in seventy three, so seventy

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seven I would be four. But it was released several times,

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so it was released in seventy seven, it was re

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released in seventy eight and seventy nine, so I'm not

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sure which. I remember having a C threebo figure in

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my hand when I went, so it couldn't have been

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the original run.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's tough trying to put together those memories.

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But Star Wars was a hugely important thing in my

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life still is really, so.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the original the actual Star Wars I did see

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in the theater.

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Speaker 6: I mean I had because I had four older brothers,

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so I was in that situation where I was going

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to get dragged along to the theater with them. So

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I look back now and I'm like, wow, I saw

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that when I was like five or six or seven,

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and you kind of remember. But I do remember having

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like nightmare dreams a little bit over the original Star Wars,

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just about stormtroopers chasing me through Kmart like it.

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Speaker 4: It was more for me.

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Speaker 1: The original original Star Wars I saw in eighty one.

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I would have been like one or two years old.

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But I know this for a fact because and I

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saw it at home, didn't see in the theater, because

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I was born in eighty My dad and I remember

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him telling this. He must have lorded this over us

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for a while. He must have spent something like eight

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hundred dollars nine hundred dollars on a VCR back in

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eighty one, and he only had enough money left over

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to by one VHS tape because they were about eighty

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or ninety bucks apiece at the time, and so he

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bought the original Star Wars. I still have that VHS

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tape sitting somewhere in a box I will. I won't

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play it because it'll get ripped to shreds if I do.

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But yeah, I still have that. And that was. So

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that was like my babysitter for a while, because my

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parents realized if they stuck me in front of the

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TV and put that on, I'm not crawling away. I'm

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not going anywhere. I'm locked in. So that was that

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Speaker 2: Okay, so on a scale of one to ten, with

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ten being the most nerdy Star Wars fan that you

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can be and one being you saw one of the movies.

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Where do you get where do you guys from this?

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Speaker 1: This one goes to eleven? Okay, now that's for me. Yeah,

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for me, it's I'm I'm a ten. If there's something

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higher than ten, sure, like I'm the one I bo

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was on here, he would tell you don't play Star

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Wars trivial pursuit with me. I had a buddy that

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Star Wars trivia at a bar that's that's up in

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one of the towns up here. And I didn't want

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to be the lonely dork sitting there by myself doing

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Star Wars trivia. So a friend of mine went with me,

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and he's like, I like Star Wars, but I'm not

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gonna be able to answer any of these questions. And

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so I single handedly answered every single question right and

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I won. I mean I was in a room of

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like eighty other people. I won just by myself versus

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these teams of like eight to ten people. So and

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I dressed my family up, like we go to the

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comic book conventions here in Chicago, and my kids are

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dressed up. My daughter was the Mandalorian, my wife was

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Casta knew that the Jedi Library in the last time

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we went. You know, I've done Luke Skywalker all the no.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about you?

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Speaker 5: Well, if John is a ten like I, I've never

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been on a bench, Okay, John's eleven.

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Speaker 4: I mean I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I would I would definitely say like an eight or

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Speaker 4: I mean, how much do I love Star Wars? I

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would say a ten.

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Speaker 5: As far as like just having that knowledge, I think

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it would kind of be an insult to John if

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having that knowledge. So that's that's the only thing that

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Speaker 4: But how much do I love Star Wars? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because I mean I remember, you know, like some

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of my earliest members playing with the neighbor, and like

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she'd be Princess Leah. I mean from the earliest memories,

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dowel rods, or breaking the broom part off a broom

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handle and then taping it up to make a lightsaber.

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like super early memories. It's Star Wars was always a

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part of it. I in fact, like one of my

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earliest I remember Empire Strikes Back because I was too

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when Empire came out, and I remember being taken to

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the theater to see it, and my parents deny that

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up and down. But like I remember getting freaked out

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with the Imperial Walkers scene.

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Speaker 4: I mean in that scene.

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Speaker 5: Still I watch it and it it activates something in

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like you know, drawn to that. But I

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Speaker 5: A shoebox like you'd buy shoes, and the shoe box

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you could it up and it had some little like

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pieces you could play with and it was like a

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little your shoe box became this place set that looked

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like hath like it had a little picture of the

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Millennium falcon and you know. So I mean all these

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like super early memories of being a kid and playing

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like Star Wars was always there, you know, you as

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soon as the book started coming out, before when there

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were only three movies, picking up all the books, reading

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all the books, talking about it with friends, you know,

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the idea that.

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Speaker 4: There's going to be a prequel series. What no, really? Well, yeah,

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look at it, dude. It says episode four.

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Speaker 5: That means there's one two it like just I just

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remember spending hours talking about that, and so anyways, I

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won't get too long winded, but I would definitely say

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eight or nine. I mean i'd say ten, but I

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can't compare to John's level of Star Wars intelligence and dedication,

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So I wouldn't want to put myself in his class

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of that. But love for Star Wars, Yeah, I definitely

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put it up there, all right, Danish.

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Speaker 6: Your next Yeah, I mean I would very much echoing

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a lot of what Pat says, especially when John says

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Speaker 7: Now, I would say during.

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Speaker 6: When I was younger, when you know, from New Hope

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Speaker 7: I mean, we had everything, we were involved.

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like first day, opening day, waiting in line.

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Speaker 7: And then the same thing with Jedi. It was like

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we had to see those.

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Speaker 6: Now that you know elderly, it's like, now you get

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to the point where with all the other movies, I

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would say, similar thing with Pat, where there's people who

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are still so very die hard about that all the

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way up to whatever comes out. While I love it

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at a ten, my knowledge and probably fan qualifications, we'd

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probably closer to like the eighth.

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Speaker 7: So I'd put it probably like around an eight. That

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would be fair.

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Speaker 6: Otherwise, like you said, like Pat perfectly said, it's kind

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of an insult to anybody who's a ten.

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Speaker 7: If you're gonna set ten as.

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Speaker 6: The benchmark and John is an eleven, I gotta go

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down to about eight, maybe eight and a half, you know.

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Speaker 3: So you got George Lucas and John as a ten,

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and then we've dropping down just a little bit lower

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than that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, John, maybe above George. I don't know that he

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cares as much about his George Lucas, John Jon Favreau.

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Where are you Okay? So I'm glad to be here

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with you guys, because I know that Jason rinks far

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above me as well. He's gonna put himself in the

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same area that you guys are at. So I watched

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all of the movies, and I can tell you things

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about all of the movies. And when I was a kid,

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I had Star Wars sheets in my bed, and I

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played with the figurines, but I was not action figures,

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figurines whatever. I played with those a little bit, probably

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as much as I played with the Ga Joe guys,

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but it was I don't have I don't have the

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nerd knowledge base on this one. I obviously have it

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on a whole lot of other things. Plenty of nerdness

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over here, but Star Wars is not my wheelhouse. So

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I would say I'm probably a five, okay, all right?

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Speaker 3: For me, I would say for the original trilogy, I

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would say I'm a ten, But I dropped. I started

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dropping after that. So the prequels was very I was

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Opening day guy, and you know, very interested in those.

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I was a little bit let down, and you know

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the books and the comics, I kind of fade.

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Speaker 2: But four, five, and six for me, I'm top of

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the heat.

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Speaker 3: Probably so very very meaningful movies to me change my life.

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Speaker 2: So I said, we should probably break up the conversations

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that we'll have from time to time by doing a

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little bit of trivia. And my intention was to bring

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some Star Wars trivia. And Jason actually has the Star

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Wars trivial pursuit, but I forgot mine. But I happened

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to have eighties and nineties trivia cards in my call are,

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So I said to Jason, I'm like, this is actually

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good because I would just fail miserably at the Star

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Wars trivia. But we will break it up from time

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to time with some Star Wars trivia and see see

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if you guys have accurately. Are you ready ranked yourself? Yeah,

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I'll let me do one. Let me go first, since

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I'm the guy that doesn't know the Star Wars stuff,

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I'll be the question here. All right, Okay, what is

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the first line of dialogue spoken in a New Hope? Okay,

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Jason has his hand up, He's wrung his buzzer. Pat

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you have your hand up, and John, do you know it?

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Speaker 1: I think I do. You guys had your hands up first,

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but I think I know it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say it's C three PO saying

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they've shut down the main reactor will be destroyed for sure.

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Speaker 1: I think it's C three PO saying did you hear that?

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Speaker 5: I think I might want to put my hand down. Okay,

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I was going to say, I was going to say

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they've shut down the main reactor, but I didn't remember

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then the next part, so I don't remember the portion

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of it. Portion of it is C three PO saying

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they've shut down the main react.

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Speaker 6: That John is correct on that, because I I think

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that other line comes either like a couple of sentences

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in I think.

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Speaker 2: It's did you hear that they've shut down the main reactor? Well,

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that is the correct answer, did you hear that they

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shut down the main reactor? So I don't know who

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to give credit to on that one, because you were close,

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but I got to say that John got the first

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at least four words spot on. So I'm gonna.

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Speaker 6: Technically, did R two D two beep or anything before that?

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Would that counted as dialogue? I maybe was he responding

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back to him or was he actually.

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Speaker 2: The first line.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Dang, dang, it's.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's life, it's life day. It's a group,

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group effort. I mean we got, you know, we got

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the first couple of lines together as a collective thing.

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Speaker 3: So all right, well, are we ready to dive into

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the Star Wars Holiday special?

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Speaker 1: Dive into this thing like a pool we didn't know

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was empty?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So, like we said, this was released on November seventeenth,

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nineteen seventy eight. The budget was about a million bucks.

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Speaker 2: On this.

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Speaker 7: Already charged that much million.

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Speaker 3: Dollars, one million bucks in nineteen seventy eight. I mean,

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what was Star Wars' budget? I mean it wasn't tons.

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Speaker 5: You know, well, anything that resembled a special effect was

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all like a like a like a grab from the movie.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know what they spent.

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Speaker 3: They stole a lot of stuff, you know, footage from

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the original Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: On this, clearly yeah, the original the budget the budget

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for the original Star Wars movie is eleven million, eleven

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million bucks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is at least his tenth a good ten good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if Star Wars is a ten, then this is

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a one right right by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, this is the worst score I've ever seen on IMDb.

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It ranks two point one on IMDb out of ten.

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I have never seen a score that bad in my life. Wow. Wow,

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have you guys?

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Speaker 3: Did I take it that you guys watched the on YouTube?

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There's one particular showing of it from a Ohio TV.

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Speaker 2: Station that's really clear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I oh, I believe Channel seven and Dayton

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has this wonderful copy on YouTube. If you haven't seen

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it yet and you're listening to this and you want

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to throw away an hour in thirty seven minutes of

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your life, check it out on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: It is crystal cleare pretty good quality. Grab a beer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the quality of that one is great. And having

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seen this probably like six or seven years ago, this

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was a second watch for me, or a second like

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all the way through watch for me, And I will

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say it was funny already knowing when I was getting

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myself in when I started watching this, you know, just

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a few days ago when that YouTube video popped up

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and it actually starts before the special starts, and it's

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like the Incredible Hulk will not be shown tonight. And

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I'm sitting there going, oh, man, Incredible Hulk. I'd much

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rather watch that.

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Speaker 2: You put me on the on the Incredible Hulk Nerd scale,

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and I'm a ten solid ten on the Incredible I

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had When my brother would go get baseball cards, I

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would only get Incredible Hulk cards. I obsessed over Luf Rigno.

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I watched every movie he was in, even the ones

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that were well, they were all bad. But yeah, But.

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Speaker 1: The question, the question is, when you walk out of

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a room, do you have the Lonely Man theme queued

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up on your phone to play?

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Speaker 2: I put my head down and then I think you

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pull it up and roar.

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Speaker 4: Do people not want to make you angry?

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Speaker 2: It would like anyone I'm angry?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: When his eyes turned tail blue, just run for the hill,

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all right. So this was broadcast on a Friday, right

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around Thanksgiving. Like we said, November seventeen, thirteen million people

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watch this. It finished second behind the Love Boat.

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Speaker 2: Let's be specific. Thirteen million people watched about the first

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hour of this, and then there was a unanimous click

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heard around the world as people turned their TV dial

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to some other channel besides CBS.

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Speaker 1: It's as if it's as if a million voices suddenly

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cried out in error silenced.

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Speaker 2: I got that reference, I got it. This one started

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off it was a pitch by CBS to Lucas and

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they wanted to do it, and Lucas saw this as

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an opportunity to make more money with the action figures

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and other merchandise and so. But their plan was to

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do a like a combination of star Wars and a

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variety show, because in the seventies, variety shows were the thing,

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right you had the Carol Burnett Show, and you had

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like there were a bunch of the Mandrel Sisters. Yeah, yeah,

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there were a ton of those kind of variety shows.

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But actually by nineteen seventy eight people had kind of

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gotten tired of them. So it was a really dated

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idea that they decided to go ahead with.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Well, and frankly, I mean, you guys are probably

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gonna mention this, but frankly, on paper, this it looks

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like this should have been fine. Like they had they

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had some pretty good talent lined up for this. I mean,

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they had Art Carney, I mean, they had Harvey Korman.

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They I mean, yeah, on paper, when you.

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Speaker 6: Said on paper, you meant cast I wanted you to

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make sure that not writing.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah, oh the writers. No, I think the writers,

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and I think writers.

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Speaker 7: If I read this like a screenplay I have, I'm lost.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the writers. I think. In fact, some of

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the writers even admitted that they were coked out of

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their minds when they made this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Yeah. The the original script actually sounded

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like it might have been pretty good. Like Lumpy disappears

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and they're trying to track him down. That sounded like

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it might have been a little bit more interesting story

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than waiting for GOODO. I mean waiting for Chewbacca. Chewbacca dead,

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be dead? Right, Okay, So that brings me to my

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point is this is something where I'm just like, how

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do we have a guy who is working as a

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smuggler as his job as the family man, who has

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a kid and a wife and a dad at home,

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and he's got a nice house too, Like I thought

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these guys were barely scraping by, and I mean he's

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living in what I would consider a mouse threehouse.

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Speaker 1: It's it's that's spice money.

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Speaker 4: I'm Jason.

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Speaker 5: I'm really glad to hear you say that, because I

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thought for when you said dead be Dad, Like I thought, Oh, man,

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I'm watching this with two mod of a lens.

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Speaker 4: I gotta keep a lid on this tonight.

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Speaker 1: I don't want.

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Speaker 4: But then I watched that. That's kind of what I

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kept thinking was he's is that his kid or is

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that his little brother? Like I don't and then and

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then yeah, I don't know that. I bumped on that

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as well.

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Speaker 1: Pat don't answer this question, but how do you feel

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about Superman and Superman returns?

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Speaker 2: I'm with I'm with you, I know where I'm with you.

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Speaker 3: One of the cool things about the Star Wars Holiday

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special in nineteen seventy eight, you actually do get Mark

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Hamill as Luke Skywalker. Harrison Ford has Hans Solo, you

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get Kerry Fisher with the buns, you get Peter Mayhew.

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Speaker 8: Then let's talk. I'm sure she had very nice buns.

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Carry Fisher had nice buns, but for sure by return

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of the Jet, well, okay, Peter may used. You have

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Anthony Daniels a C three po Kenny Baker for whatever reason,

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not there not there they use the remote control Art

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D two.

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Speaker 2: And so his introduction was R two D two as

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him so two D two, right, and then you have

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James Earl Jones who did not Yeah, he did not

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get credit in the original Star Wars. That's right. So

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this is the first time that you hear that Darth

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Vader is James Earl Jones. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So that to me as a kid, I mean even

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as an adult, that part of me where I want

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to absorb anything from a new hope, right, anything from

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a new hope I loved particularly I loved The Muppet

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00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,759
Show with Mark hammelin stuff like that.

476
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,799
Speaker 2: As a kid, I love that stuff. Anything extra I

477
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,160
can get my hands on. It was awesome. And these

478
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:54,039
segments are bad. But it is those characters, you know. Yeah, yeah,

479
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:58,079
I mean they are still their characters, except that Luke

480
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,559
for some reason. Here's the thing, So Luke can speak

481
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:07,599
He's good buddies now for some reason with extended family.

482
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,480
I can't figure that part out, Like how he close

483
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:14,319
with them, like knows their personality, like they've spent months

484
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:19,000
and months together. But he also speaks their language. Until

485
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,799
you get to the cartoon where or C three po says, well,

486
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,480
you need me to go with you so that I

487
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,000
can translate what Chewbacca says. I'm like, wait a minute,

488
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,880
didn't We just see him talking in the Chewbacca language.

489
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,279
Speaker 1: To no, because it's what it is is Luke is

490
00:23:37,319 --> 00:23:40,519
playing a prank on Chewy. He absolutely knows how to

491
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:43,039
speak the Wookie language, it's just Chewy he won't talk to.

492
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:47,799
Speaker 2: Well.

493
00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 5: And it's funny that you mentioned, you know, that feeling

494
00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,839
of Okay, all the stars were in there, and I

495
00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:55,720
get what you're saying. I mean that that's definitely like, wow,

496
00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:59,400
they they got those I mean, I kind of get

497
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,160
the feel when when watching this, it's almost like watching

498
00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:07,039
like an episode of Saturday Night Live right where they'll

499
00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:09,160
do a spoof on you know, they'll get the guest

500
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,519
in and then they'll do a spoof on whatever movie

501
00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:16,039
that guest was in, where you know, the costumes are, oh,

502
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,599
those look like the costumes from the movie, but they're

503
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,720
just a little bit more silly, or they'll have the

504
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,240
action from the movie, but it's a little bit more silly.

505
00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:26,880
And so that's kind of the lens that I kind

506
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,240
of fell into as I'm like, oh, dude, because i'd

507
00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:33,759
never seen this before, you know, I watched it just

508
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,359
within the last day or so, and I'm like I

509
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,640
did because I'm like I'm like, well, I don't want

510
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,359
to go on the podcast and be like the guy

511
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,519
that reads the first chapter of the book and then

512
00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:44,880
tries to do the book discussion. So I like went

513
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,559
all the way through and the only thing that carried

514
00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:49,039
me through was just think of it like you would

515
00:24:49,079 --> 00:24:52,880
like sitting there watching like Saturday Night Live just not funny,

516
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,240
And that's kind of what it was.

517
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 2: Was.

518
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 5: It was the variety show and it had that flavor

519
00:24:57,519 --> 00:25:01,599
of Saturday Night Live where they're falling into their routines,

520
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:04,799
but they're looking at the Q cards right. The sets

521
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,079
are are kind of made with a little bit of

522
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:11,119
that campy thing that can't be feel but you're excited

523
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,519
because it's like, oh wow, Harrison Ford is hosting Saturday

524
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:17,119
Night Live, Tonight or Mark and now all three, so

525
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,119
that it was kind of a I kind of got

526
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,319
that vibe from it, And maybe that was just a

527
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,559
survival tactic.

528
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:22,759
Speaker 4: Of my brain.

529
00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 5: I'm not sure, but that was kind of what I

530
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,799
felt watching the watching.

531
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:29,079
Speaker 1: This and then you start watching and you realize it's

532
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:30,440
mid eighties Saturday Night Live.

533
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:37,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like let's let's just let's set the Wookies

534
00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:38,480
house on fire.

535
00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: Once this season is done.

536
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I made a reference a few minutes ago. I

537
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,319
probably should explain it. If you've never seen this holiday special.

538
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 3: It revolves around Mala, who is Chewbacca's wife, Itchy is

539
00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:59,400
Chewbacca's dad, and Lumpy, who is Chewbacca's son.

540
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,839
Speaker 2: Actually have better wookie names, but that's what they call

541
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,920
him on the show. Yes, yeah, they explained it later.

542
00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:09,079
The thing about this, Okay, So one of the variety

543
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,640
shows that was out at the time was this thing

544
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,359
that probably nobody remembers called Shields and Yarnell, And so

545
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,559
they got writers from Shields and Yarnell because it was

546
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,440
like a mime couple, and so you know, hey, we're

547
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,319
going to be doing writing for people for wookies that

548
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,640
don't speak, so this seems like the right writing folks,

549
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,200
But that wasn't who they ended up with. Ultimately, they

550
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:35,599
ended up with Pat Proft, who he wrote Hot Shots,

551
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:41,599
Scary Movie, Real Genius. And then Bruce Flanch who he

552
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,240
you know who he is, Yes, Hollywood Squares all the time.

553
00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:48,839
He was a part of the Adam Sandler Johan thing

554
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,079
and he would write for Comic Relief and the Oscar shows.

555
00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:56,440
So with those guys, Intel you'd think, hey, this is

556
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,000
going to be a well written thing.

557
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 3: With Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and George Luke is kind

558
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,920
of kind of doing the story.

559
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you get Art Carney, who is a comedic actor.

560
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,319
I really wish he had done this part as Ed Norton.

561
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,799
That would have been the best if he had. If

562
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:22,240
he had just been just that would have been fantastic. Hey,

563
00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:27,000
here's the thing. He his character was originally supposed to

564
00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:31,279
be Lando. I heard this. He was like he was,

565
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,240
and they obviously watered it down, but his his character

566
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,200
was supposed to be not involved in like trinket trade,

567
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,279
but like human trade. And so you can see the

568
00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:44,559
similarity of Lando's character, but you can also see the

569
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:47,079
similarity and how he's backing down on Mala when he

570
00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:50,519
comes in, like old Billy d Williams.

571
00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was I mean that there were I did.

572
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,599
I'm sure we're probably gonna get more into this, but

573
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,839
good lord, there were some really awkward, really awkward scenes,

574
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,720
awkward comments, awkward looks. In fact, that the scene you're

575
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,640
talking about when he comes in and he's talking to Mala,

576
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,839
either on that first one with a view screen, when

577
00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:11,240
he's talking to her and he has like the worst

578
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,759
possible secret code ever? Was that what he's trying to

579
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:19,279
explain that? Yeah, that you know that shaggy carpet that

580
00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:22,559
you ordered, I know what you're calling. It's it's on

581
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,920
its way. It's gonna rive at your house. You know,

582
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,559
there was this little woman like four planets away. She

583
00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:29,000
did it by herself. In fact, you might say she

584
00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:36,039
did it by han so low, which is why.

585
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:38,359
Speaker 2: Williams pronounces his name wrong.

586
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,759
Speaker 1: And all right, but yeah, I mean you've got those

587
00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:44,119
scenes where there's just these awkward looks and and kind

588
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:46,240
of when he first came in, you know, in person,

589
00:28:46,279 --> 00:28:48,039
to the house, and the way he was looking at

590
00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:52,000
and talking to Mala, I'm like, dude, it's Chewbaca's wife.

591
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,119
I mean, I know he's not around. But then the

592
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,680
first thought that jumped in my head, this is how

593
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,359
twisted it was. The first thought that jumped in my

594
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,960
head was Rizzo, the rat from Muppets Take Manhattan Go.

595
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,359
Have you ever considered interspecies dating?

596
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,559
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of that, I mean, our party's all over, Mala,

597
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,720
Princess Lea's kind of got her hands all over Chewbacca

598
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:14,839
through during the red Robe ceremony.

599
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:22,799
Speaker 2: And obviously Itchy is very human females as well, since

600
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,440
Diane Carroll is just a projection of his own imagination,

601
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,039
should we just talk about that.

602
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:33,319
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's never quite explained exactly what Life

603
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,880
Day celebrates, so and we don't see I don't think

604
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,880
we see the full ceremony. I'm starting to think that

605
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,480
maybe like there's a password to get into Life Day

606
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:45,759
that you know, only Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman know about,

607
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,559
and everybody's wearing masks and.

608
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so Pat, I want to get your take. Okay,

609
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:57,640
this is your first time to watch when you saw

610
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,559
the virtual reality that Art Carneie hooks up Itchy with.

611
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh man, I'm sitting there thinking, well, I'm sinner,

612
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:11,359
trying to remember, like cause the VR, the kid could

613
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,400
get into the VR too, right, and it Itchy was

614
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,400
the dad.

615
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the dad.

616
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,079
Speaker 5: It's like, well, first of all, like I could just

617
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,759
think like, they can't be going there, and then it

618
00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:25,519
was just like, no, I think they're going there.

619
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 4: Pat, Like I'm talking to.

620
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,559
Speaker 5: Myself and it's just like, no, they really don't. And

621
00:30:30,559 --> 00:30:33,759
then I'm like, well, dude, this is the seventies. So

622
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,359
but I mean, it was like, okay, so I'm just imagining. Okay,

623
00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:41,039
We're at the family get together and Dad needs to escape,

624
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:43,079
so he's going to take the VR in the back room,

625
00:30:43,119 --> 00:30:44,960
and all of a sudden, this Gale appears on screen,

626
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,279
dancing out of the mist.

627
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 4: It was sort of like the Little Fairy Creatures, right.

628
00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 5: It was sort of and then it's like all your

629
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,640
desires and all your this and all your dreams, and

630
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,319
I was kind of I was kind of half listening

631
00:30:57,319 --> 00:30:58,400
to this thing, and it was like.

632
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, experience me, Matt.

633
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 5: Right, It's it's it's I'm gonna I'm gonna quote. I'm

634
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,880
gonna quote John's favorite movie. And I'm sorry John, because

635
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,000
you know you're gonna want to go off on.

636
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 4: The quotes there.

637
00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 5: But when he's like, good morning Vietnam and they're doing

638
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,519
the they're doing the reviews for when the lieutenant tries

639
00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:19,839
to take over the show, and it was like the

640
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,839
review was and he looks at it and he says,

641
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,839
you stink.

642
00:31:23,599 --> 00:31:26,279
Speaker 4: Eat a bag of you know, such and such. Any guys, this.

643
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:28,799
Speaker 5: Review is pretty explicit. They're not too much gray area

644
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,240
in that one. As soon as they got to that scene,

645
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,359
where all of a sudden, the Gael sitting there and

646
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,400
what are your deepest desires or urges? I'm just like,

647
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,240
that's pretty explicit. There's not too much grey area. They're

648
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:41,880
they're going for what I think. And then I was like,

649
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:42,920
was this a TV?

650
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:43,319
Speaker 2: Like?

651
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,319
Speaker 4: What the heck is going on? So that was my reaction,

652
00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:48,279
And then then I knew what was going on.

653
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:51,119
Speaker 1: And I'm wondering how many I'm wondering how many parents

654
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,200
in nineteen seventy eight, I wonder how many parents are

655
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,759
watching this with their kids? Hey, kids, Star Wars gather

656
00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:58,440
around the TV lest yeah, and then this scene starts

657
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,240
and the parents are like, no, play, what is kids?

658
00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:04,279
Why don't you go go get daddy another drink in

659
00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:06,920
the kitchen real quick? Let's leave the room.

660
00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: I have I have heard from multiple sources that that

661
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,160
was their intention, the writer's intention, to make this softcore,

662
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:20,119
soft core porn that they could get into a TV

663
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:25,160
show in prime time. And I've heard it from several places,

664
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,000
but I have not heard why why would you do that?

665
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,720
What possible motivation could you have?

666
00:32:33,599 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say cocaine, that's right, Yeah, it was.

667
00:32:38,759 --> 00:32:40,799
Speaker 1: It was one of the writers and producers was a

668
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,880
Mitzi Welch I think had said. I think she was

669
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,440
the one quoted as saying, yeah, we just we wanted

670
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,039
to try to get in some softcore porn into the

671
00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:50,000
as we want to see as far as we could

672
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,680
push it, Like, what could we get into this holiday special?

673
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,240
And I'm sitting there thinking, I'm reading this quote. I'm

674
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,920
sitting there thinking there are at least seven things wrong

675
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,640
with that sentence. How much of this can we get

676
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:07,240
into that holiday special? Yeah, okay, all right, based on

677
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:08,359
a kid's movie.

678
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,519
Speaker 3: But the funny thing is is I would say that

679
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,960
that's not the worst thing about the special for me.

680
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,839
The nine and a half minutes of Wookies talking with

681
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,039
no subtitles.

682
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, right, which I can understand somebody says, no, listen,

683
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:28,640
Chewbacca doesn't have subtitles, so the Wookie talk doesn't have subtitles. Well, yeah,

684
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,079
that's great, But Chewbacca always had someone with him who

685
00:33:32,119 --> 00:33:34,079
could respond in such a way that you knew what

686
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,359
he said. Nine and a half minutes of them running

687
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,599
around the house. And here's the thing, here's what we

688
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,720
found out. This thing was supposed to only be an

689
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,799
hour long, but when the when advertisers found out it

690
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:50,440
was coming out, there were so many people begging to

691
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,240
be on board. They decided to stretch it to basically

692
00:33:54,319 --> 00:33:58,200
a two hour special. And that's why you have so

693
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:03,279
much time that you're just at the screen going what

694
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,519
what in the world? Why would anybody want to watch this?

695
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:09,039
Who thought this was a good idea?

696
00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: And I remember reading that they told George Lucas at

697
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,920
the time that because it was his idea to focus

698
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,599
it around Chewbacca's family, And I remember reading something somewhere

699
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:23,639
that they're like, Okay, George, this Wookie's talking for extended periods.

700
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,480
It's not going to work. It's like, yes, Chewbacca can

701
00:34:26,519 --> 00:34:30,039
do it without without subtitles, but that's because Chewbacca is

702
00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:33,079
not standing there giving like Mark Anthony's speech from Julius Caesar.

703
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:36,480
You know, he's not. It's not a soliloquy. It's it's

704
00:34:36,519 --> 00:34:39,719
he talks and Han responds or somebody else or C

705
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,599
three po translates or And from my understanding, like that

706
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,800
was that was almost the extent of George Lucas's participation

707
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,480
was to basically say, okay, fine do this thing, and hey,

708
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:53,639
I think you should do it using Chewbacca's family as

709
00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:56,280
the focal point, and that's just yeah, it's and it's

710
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,440
it's painful. It's painful in it, and it bothered me

711
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:02,079
so much when I read. I was like, when I

712
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:03,920
watched this for the first time, I didn't really look

713
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,760
up to see who, like the producers were, and the

714
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,599
and the costume design and everything else. And then when

715
00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:12,159
I did finally look that up, and I was like, good,

716
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,920
these Wookie costumes they look terrible, like Itchy just looks

717
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,199
like Archie Bunker version of Chewbacca. And the sounds are

718
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,119
just terrible in this. I mean it sounds lumpy every

719
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:25,079
once in a while, sounds like you know when when

720
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,519
et is kind of chittering and running around and doing

721
00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:29,400
that kind of stuff. And then I looked it up

722
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,000
and it's it's Stan Winston did the creature designs, and

723
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,559
it was Ben Burt did the sound, you know, from

724
00:35:35,639 --> 00:35:38,719
the Star Wars movies. And I'm sitting there going, what

725
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,800
happened to you guys?

726
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

727
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: Why did you let it?

728
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: Was?

729
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 4: It?

730
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,039
Speaker 1: Was it the well?

731
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

732
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:49,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they cow doing their nose during every commercial break.

733
00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So so George Lucas had a little bit

734
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,639
of involvement with it. Before he had he had come,

735
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,000
he'd watched dailies and the original director was actually a

736
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,400
guy that went to USC with him. It was a

737
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:09,800
guy named David A. Coomba, And after like two days

738
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,440
of shooting he was like, I can't forget this crap. Yeah,

739
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,639
this is terrible. I can't get along with the producers,

740
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,519
and so they brought in this guy named Steve Binder.

741
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,400
Now Steve Binder had done a couple of really big

742
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:25,599
like he did the Petula Clark TV special which was

743
00:36:25,599 --> 00:36:28,440
in nineteen sixty eight, which was a huge deal because

744
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,719
it was like she was singing a duet with Harry

745
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,639
Belafonte and touches his arm. It's part of the singing.

746
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,360
Well in nineteen sixty eight, apparently that was a huge

747
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,440
deal and people were like executives were like, we can't

748
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,880
show this in the South. People will lose their minds

749
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,360
a white woman touching the arm of a black man,

750
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,960
And basically they did it anyway, and so it was

751
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,199
a bit. He was a big part of that, and

752
00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:53,679
then he was also part of the Elvis Presley sixty

753
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,880
eight Comeback special, which was huge because nobody knew who

754
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:01,519
the crap? I mean, I said, I didn't recognize Elvis anymore.

755
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,679
Sixty eight, he had lost all his fame and that

756
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,000
really was a big comeback special for him. But the

757
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:11,079
only information that he got from George Lucas was the

758
00:37:11,079 --> 00:37:11,760
Wookie Bible.

759
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: That's it.

760
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,039
Speaker 2: That's all he had. That's just just the details of

761
00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:18,960
how they should look and behave, and that's all he's

762
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,599
got going for. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of

763
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,159
talent involved in this show. It just didn't come together.

764
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,079
There was no real oversight.

765
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, George Lucas, I think I think you guys missed

766
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,119
the quality acting with the eyes, like you knew what

767
00:37:31,199 --> 00:37:34,800
she was feeling by the long, slow close up that

768
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,639
they held on her face for so long, like she

769
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,320
really missed and loved Chewbacca and she was she did.

770
00:37:39,599 --> 00:37:40,519
Speaker 7: You look at that picture?

771
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:41,119
Speaker 2: I don't know why he.

772
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,119
Speaker 7: Needs subtitles for that.

773
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:45,159
Speaker 6: I mean, anybody who's hat there, you know someone they

774
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:47,239
loved to identify, And I think that's what they're making

775
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,840
on As far as as far as John saying with

776
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,679
the costumes. Immediately, I did watch this with my seventeen

777
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,599
year old son, which was hilarious because it was kind

778
00:37:56,599 --> 00:38:00,039
of like he was excited about it first because I

779
00:38:00,039 --> 00:38:02,840
started watching it and then I said I brought it

780
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,280
up and he's like, oh really, there was a special

781
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,079
sum we started watch. I said, yeah, you're gonna sit down,

782
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:07,920
you're gonna watch this. We start watching it literally on

783
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,079
the TV because we had pulled up through Apple TV

784
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:12,039
or whatever. The quality looked really good, so we might

785
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,039
have had the version that you had, but it looked

786
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,199
like Doctorsaas from the Planet of the Apes. That was

787
00:38:17,199 --> 00:38:20,480
like lumpy, like a young doctor SaaS. And then if

788
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:25,039
anybody's ever seen the Nairobi Trio from uh, what's his name?

789
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,079
The TV got Ernie Kovac's that's what it'sy remind him

790
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:30,199
of you, you said, a cross between kind of Archie Bunker.

791
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,880
But if you look at the costumes, if you just

792
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,079
type in Nairobi Trio, black and white pictures might not

793
00:38:35,119 --> 00:38:37,639
look as good, but that mask, just his face and

794
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,760
his lip, it just looked absolutely horrible.

795
00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:44,039
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was as wookies age their bottom lip grows.

796
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 7: I like pulled up over it, like, yeah, yeah.

797
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,079
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm sorry.

798
00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 5: I just have a quick question, you know, Dennis, You

799
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,840
I'm curious you know some of the stuff we were

800
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,960
just talking about. You remember seeing this, and I guess

801
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,280
I'm curious, like, did at any point when you were

802
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,440
watching this did you get like this isn't like as

803
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,119
a kid, this isn't good, or like that scene where

804
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:11,559
the Mystic Lady appeared out of the VR did that

805
00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:14,599
get awkward for you? And then flipping forward when you

806
00:39:14,639 --> 00:39:17,039
watch this with Hunter, did you bump on any of

807
00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:19,440
those things like, oh, this is not going the direction

808
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,719
that I want to like, If you don't mind me asking,

809
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,360
I'm just curious.

810
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,119
Speaker 7: Oh that's fine.

811
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm honestly like I started watching it prior,

812
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,639
like a couple of days ago, like a few days ago,

813
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,760
on my own, and then when it got to the

814
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,199
weird bits and pieces, I was just like, whoa this?

815
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,239
I like, I'm not but I still for the podcast.

816
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,079
I need to watch the thing. I was like, all right,

817
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,400
So it was put on hold. And then when Hunters

818
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,159
sitting there watching it my son, it was we're eating

819
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,000
kind of dinner and.

820
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,039
Speaker 7: Watching this and as it's going is just looking at

821
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:47,599
his reactions.

822
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:49,639
Speaker 6: I mean, I knew what the expect already, like a

823
00:39:49,639 --> 00:39:51,199
lot of it, because I was like He's like, no,

824
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,960
this is weird, Like it gets weird, and it was

825
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,360
getting weirder and weirder. I will be honest, I can't

826
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,480
see that. I saw the whole entire version this time,

827
00:39:57,519 --> 00:40:00,159
because as this went on to keep him watching, I

828
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:02,239
had to fast forward through any of the musical numbers

829
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:04,840
get the head a little bit. I was like, all right,

830
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,800
people are singing and dancing, skip ahead a little bit.

831
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,639
All right, we're back with what that number is done.

832
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,400
And then we go into the so anytime it kind

833
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,199
of kicked into a musical number, we kind of like

834
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,559
we skipped a little bit ahead, but I did get

835
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:17,079
enough of the weird you know that weird vibe too,

836
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:20,519
but okay, yeah, and then the b Arthur song just yeah,

837
00:40:20,559 --> 00:40:22,039
I was just like, once we're out of that, that

838
00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:25,199
felt like a total Muppet song skit, Like I don't know.

839
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,679
That was bizarre and a little creepy with uh with

840
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,840
Harvey Corman coming in, I'm like, they really got Harvey

841
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,760
Corman to like play as many parts as they could

842
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,639
in this they like, I think he was the bulk

843
00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:35,159
of that million dollar budget.

844
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,159
Speaker 4: There, and.

845
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 2: He was he was on just for who anybody who

846
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,440
doesn't know, Harvey Corman was on the Carrollbournett Show, which

847
00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:47,280
was one of those variety shows, and he was he

848
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,239
was the fourth funniest person on that show out of

849
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,960
a cast of five or six. Yeah. Yeah, he was

850
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,320
good in blazing saddles. Yeah, but my what I'd heard

851
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,480
is he was kind of a prima donna on that show,

852
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:01,880
and so this was probably a Hey, I'm in the

853
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,719
New Star Wars special, Hahn, I'm pouring drinks in the

854
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,800
top of my head and be a forearmed cook.

855
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:11,519
Speaker 6: One of the funny one of the funny things that

856
00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:14,119
we were saying, Like, as we're watching it, my son's like, so,

857
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,199
is this the first one? Is this the first one?

858
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,320
Like he was like thinking, was this before the And

859
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,599
I go, what do you mean the first one? He goes,

860
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,559
He goes, you know, the one was this before? Did

861
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:23,920
this come before New Hope? And I'm like, this was

862
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,920
the first one. If this was the first one, there

863
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,039
wouldn't be a second one.

864
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, right, right, absolutely.

865
00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 6: There's no way anybody would have I think people I

866
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,400
will say that I would be interesting to see how

867
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,519
many people did stick with it for the whole time,

868
00:41:37,519 --> 00:41:38,920
because when he said that a lot of people would

869
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,880
have clicked off. I actually don't think so, because there's

870
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,239
enough clips of like the live action, and then when

871
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,360
you see Luke and you're you're just it kind of

872
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,480
keeps you just enough to where you're about to turn

873
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:50,360
it off. But you're hoping that this is going to

874
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,519
get better and it's going to make sense. They give

875
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:54,800
you enough of a little bit of Oh, Han solos

876
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,280
and it so he has we haven't seen him or

877
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,239
you know, like you're thinking someone else is gonna come

878
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,639
in and make this better and it's all of a

879
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:02,079
sudden going to take off, Like that's what you kind

880
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:02,760
of keep thinking.

881
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,079
Speaker 1: Well, and you say, you say, Han Solo is in it.

882
00:42:06,159 --> 00:42:09,199
But every time I saw Harrison Ford on screen, I

883
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,719
looked at his face. I'm like, I know that look.

884
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,559
I know that's the look my thirteen year old has

885
00:42:14,559 --> 00:42:16,000
when we have to sit on the couch and do

886
00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:19,519
the family zoom once a week. Be there, That's what

887
00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:20,159
that look is.

888
00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 6: I was thinking, you know, how you want to be

889
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,760
killed off? I think this is the reason you wanted

890
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,639
to be character like this. Probably did it Like at.

891
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 1: This point, look, look George, I'm George. I'm really excited

892
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:35,679
about the Empire strikes back, but you have to the

893
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,639
Holiday Special. I need you to kill my.

894
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 2: Character, all right, everybody that does it for this part.

895
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,679
We're going to be back tomorrow with part two of

896
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,199
the Star Wars Holiday Special. Be sure and go subscribe

897
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,840
to the thirty something Movie podcast and also of course

898
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,239
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