Speaker 1: Hey everybody, and welcome to brand new relatively short episode
Speaker 1: of it. Be like, oh that well it was a
Speaker 1: short Oh you just went with the whole it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're short.
Speaker 1: You could have just done quick. You like that, You
Speaker 1: like that we're not the micromachines guy.
Speaker 2: No, just I belt just.
Speaker 1: Give it the whole thing and that. So, yeah, we're here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be keeping the the episode hopefully not like
Speaker 1: too short. But like when weever we say short, though
Speaker 1: it ends up being like two hours, right, stupid ship
Speaker 1: going on at the same time. But yeah, we're just uh,
Speaker 1: you know, just because we both have a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: It is wrestlemaning a weekend.
Speaker 2: I got some douchebag at my house right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, I'm still waiting for Arrow to come
Speaker 1: down with the money in the bank at some point.
Speaker 2: But I mean, he's the champions, so someone have to
Speaker 2: come down with the money of the bank. But he's
Speaker 2: not champion.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a title, Like he's a tag team champion,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't have a title belt. No, no, it's
Speaker 1: a tag team belt. I think that's what he's not
Speaker 1: not making light no no, yeah, yeah, so you can
Speaker 1: get so you can have both. He can be the
Speaker 1: tag team champion and he could be the champion, you know,
Speaker 1: and then he goes after the inter contin hill champion,
Speaker 1: and then he goes after the USA Champion, and then
Speaker 1: he goes after the under well Bait champion. Then he
Speaker 1: goes for the joeing champion, and then the gooner champion
Speaker 1: is also another one that he could get to. The champion,
Speaker 1: the ou champion. That's right, you know. There is a
Speaker 1: list of champions that you can be, and you should
Speaker 1: strive to be everyone.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: You know how stupid I am.
Speaker 2: How stupid are you? How stupid are you?
Speaker 1: I'm so dumb that I didn't realize that the camera
Speaker 1: was sideways. Last time I tried to put that thing
Speaker 1: on and it was like it was off to the side.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why won't this stupid thing like go in
Speaker 1: the center, Like this doesn't make any sense to like
Speaker 1: attach it to uh, you know, a thing. And so
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, well fuck it, I'll just put
Speaker 1: it on the side and put it this way. And
Speaker 1: then I realize that you can turn the camera around,
Speaker 1: so I put it through.
Speaker 2: Just texting Dragonfly that we're live because I would.
Speaker 1: Assume that she at least pop in while she's waiting
Speaker 1: for you know everything, she's gonna bring him back. Oh
Speaker 1: there she is now before before everything goes on, but
Speaker 1: before the popcorn and the snacks and the death becomes her. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: she she didn't want to hang out with her best friend.
Speaker 1: Tells you how much of a douchebag he has, you know,
Speaker 1: fucking guy that you know he got a new phone
Speaker 1: number too?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I don't blame him for that.
Speaker 2: One told me that bitch was crazy.
Speaker 1: He always gets new phone numbers. How many has yet?
Speaker 1: How many has yet.
Speaker 2: In the last five years?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Eight, something like that.
Speaker 1: It's true, speaking of which he might be a douchebag.
Speaker 1: But because you'll also be on the stream too, watching
Speaker 1: he's watching. Are you sure you don't see the comments coming?
Speaker 2: True? He probably just watching off the TV and the
Speaker 2: He's just you know.
Speaker 1: What, Chris, bitch, don't put my laundry out on the air.
Speaker 2: Right, He's like, he's like, I'm not wasting say their name, man,
Speaker 2: they appear I believe in dragging.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was, I was saying, douchebag god, crazy women.
Speaker 2: There he is look here, pitches.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I would say, I think we're like twelve years
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Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, twelve years.
Speaker 2: I thought it was longer.
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Speaker 1: Okay, like some of that AI is correct and part
Speaker 1: of that is completely wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, my favorite one was when I looked up Nights
Speaker 2: of the Video Game Table podcast.
Speaker 1: You got to see what Google says about their show.
Speaker 2: Oh I use that right.
Speaker 1: There was uh Gemini Semini that's Google.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, same thing, same thing, we're saying the
Speaker 2: same thing. But I looked up nights of tell me
Speaker 2: about Nights in the Game Table podcast and it's subscribing.
Speaker 2: It's started off as four friends blah blah blah blah
Speaker 2: named all the people then they said, then it became
Speaker 2: just Jeremy and Patrick they're describing the show. Then it
Speaker 2: took a special paragraph to say co host Patrick has
Speaker 2: strong opinions that he usually friends.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh damn, like I called out strong opinions.
Speaker 1: You never Oh my god, it's about us. How much
Speaker 1: people think that you constantly correct them and tell them
Speaker 1: that they're wrong.
Speaker 2: I never correct anybody, never, never, never, ever, it's ever
Speaker 2: ever ever, no, no.
Speaker 1: Okay, bitch bitch waffle? What was that one? That one from?
Speaker 1: Oh it's bitch pudding.
Speaker 2: Bitch pudding, robot chicken with strawberry shortcake. Oh shit, it's
Speaker 2: bit pudding.
Speaker 1: What you're looking at? So how have you been.
Speaker 2: Other than killing myself trying to make that sound with
Speaker 2: the soda?
Speaker 1: That's what you get, just little SIPs, right, tenny SIPs.
Speaker 2: While I was trying to make that sound like you know,
Speaker 2: when you go to these fucking movies. I can't stand that.
Speaker 2: At Cina Mark the guy walks in with a brand
Speaker 2: new fucking soda and he goes to take a drink.
Speaker 2: What do you hear? Like? It's fucking empty? It makes
Speaker 2: no sense. I don't need to sound to think, ye
Speaker 2: I don't need to sound to make me think that
Speaker 2: there's actually soda in there.
Speaker 1: Well, it's again like my pet peeve with video games
Speaker 1: and then when they watch people play video games and
Speaker 1: they've got to move the controller everywhere and up and
Speaker 1: down and constantly press some buttons like they're doing this instead.
Speaker 1: You know, you play a video.
Speaker 2: I mean all of it. I do some leaning a
Speaker 2: little bit sometimes, but that's I'm not going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're just going. You're doing the electric slide
Speaker 1: while you play. You know, you do that every time,
Speaker 1: you know, And I tried to get.
Speaker 2: You down like in a lethal company, and you know,
Speaker 2: I just can't help it.
Speaker 1: Like I said, try to get you do the Cuba
Speaker 1: chuffle one time, but you weren't having it.
Speaker 2: Row.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, if you could clip it, that'd be
Speaker 1: a clip, right.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what got clipped the other night when
Speaker 2: we were playing night Shippers.
Speaker 1: What was it? You was going skiing?
Speaker 2: No, when I was on the table doing the dance
Speaker 2: that I was moving around ship that got clipped. I
Speaker 2: want to make a clip out of it, I see.
Speaker 2: But anyways, how am I doing? I'm doing alright.
Speaker 1: But anyways, you know, uh.
Speaker 2: Still just trying to lose weight. Happy. Uh, I wore
Speaker 2: my dickies all last week because for the first time
Speaker 2: it all very long time. My dicky shorts fit me,
Speaker 2: and uh so that's good. And then like I same
Speaker 2: thing with undershirts. I've noticed them longer on me, and shit,
Speaker 2: that's good. So just still working on that. It was
Speaker 2: a little bit of a didn't really work out too
Speaker 2: much this week Chris will being sick, and then I
Speaker 2: did go without her, but I didn't go every day.
Speaker 2: And then Thursday she came with me to work because
Speaker 2: we went to the movies afterwards. It was just easier
Speaker 2: to go from the movies.
Speaker 1: How inconsiderate of her was it that she didn't make
Speaker 1: the burritos before you guys left.
Speaker 2: I try to tell her that, Yeah.
Speaker 1: She could have had a burrito at your job.
Speaker 2: I mean she was.
Speaker 1: She kept saying, how ALM only gonna be on for
Speaker 1: a little bit because I'm here, And then four hours
Speaker 1: later she was still on the goddamn stream doing all
Speaker 1: that stuff. But that time could have been spent making britos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was at the job with me though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she could made it in the beginning, right,
Speaker 1: you know, we had a home to heat them. We
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, speaking of cooking on stream, I've got
Speaker 1: to do that next weekend, probably so I don't have
Speaker 1: the stuff to make it this week. I didn't think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: With Dragonfly, rain os me one too.
Speaker 1: She owes you a cooking stream cooking.
Speaker 2: On the Puerto Rican rice and chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh she's gonna make gun do lists. Yeah, oh there
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: So but other than that, yesterday I had the day off.
Speaker 2: Uh when trying to get this day off since February,
Speaker 2: finally got a fucking day off and went to uh
Speaker 2: San Francisco with Dragonfly and uh why I had to
Speaker 2: say her her twitch name?
Speaker 1: But I think you just used to being on stream
Speaker 1: with people and using their twitch names instead of using
Speaker 1: the real name.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, we went to San Francisco. We had
Speaker 2: a really good fucking time. I just walked around, looked
Speaker 2: at some shops, had some well, she had coffee. Technically,
Speaker 2: I had the the what's they called the bisc bis
Speaker 2: bis off it's off, thank you. I got an apple
Speaker 2: cider with carmel. Okay, I could have got spiced or carmel,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I get the carmel and that ship
Speaker 2: was fucking fire. That shit was good. Uh yeah. We
Speaker 2: just walked around, took some pictures, hung out. Of course,
Speaker 2: I had a clam chowder bowl, and then we decided,
Speaker 2: you know what, fuck it, let's just drive across the
Speaker 2: Golden Gate Bridge. We haven't been on the bridge in forever.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like it's something it's just crying over
Speaker 2: a bridge, but you know whatever, we're just doing it.
Speaker 1: And you're not paying a toll coming from San Francisco.
Speaker 2: That way exactly. So we went over the bridge, was
Speaker 2: driving up, got to San Rafel, you know, went to
Speaker 2: go get other went right past San Quentin, you know
Speaker 2: the little back way, got up back on the freeway,
Speaker 2: just took San Refell back, just drove back home and
Speaker 2: it was not the target all the way back and
Speaker 2: just it was just nice, Nice Friday.
Speaker 1: Nice realized that if we take mister l and cute
Speaker 1: kiddy over to San Francisco, we're probably ga have to
Speaker 1: do the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, the gold Rich Well, you know, we
Speaker 2: can talk about more later, but I'm thinking what I
Speaker 2: was thinking about doing is maybe, uh and then I'll
Speaker 2: have you get your put your license onto to at
Speaker 2: least so you can drive too, but get a van,
Speaker 2: a van so we can fit more comfortably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we could do something like that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for locally, Yeah, because we'd have to do two cars, right,
Speaker 1: I mean we could, we could. We could all fit
Speaker 1: in mine. Mine's comfortable. I think with five people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's they're the biggest. They're small, so.
Speaker 1: They're not the biggest people in the world. All three
Speaker 1: of them would fit perfectly fine in the back.
Speaker 2: Well, you know is cute kitty and that big ego.
Speaker 1: Oh well no, I really thought Dragon Brain had the
Speaker 1: bigger you go.
Speaker 2: I think they both do their powers combined.
Speaker 1: They are Captain ego. But no, yeah, they're gonna go
Speaker 1: do they try to do the heart hens together instead,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna some of the giant fucking brain they
Speaker 1: can I'm better than you.
Speaker 2: Shit. But yeah, no, I don't know. I feel we
Speaker 2: could talk about it. Yeah, it out, But yeah, I
Speaker 2: know that mister Venom in there wants, uh, it's trying
Speaker 2: to try to be here for Friday.
Speaker 1: For the friday before they leave. Yeah, yeah, we could
Speaker 1: figure something out with all that stuff and then like
Speaker 1: so if that timeframe, I think regardless, I have the
Speaker 1: time off. So like again, if they decide that, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to show up super early on a Tuesday,
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal even for me to go
Speaker 1: down there and get them with everything.
Speaker 2: Well, I put it into and I already told my boss, look,
Speaker 2: I got people coming, they've hosted me multiple times. I
Speaker 2: need this time off, so whatever we got to do
Speaker 2: and make this work. I'm like, you know, that's why
Speaker 2: I was telling them, give me the dates. I'm putting
Speaker 2: it in. So I already put it in right and
Speaker 2: I'll talk to them about it on Monday.
Speaker 1: And that was the whole thing with me. When it
Speaker 1: seemed like it was more like spot on with the time,
Speaker 1: then I was like, I'm putting it in like right
Speaker 1: now because if it gone over to next month, probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't be getting the time. Like because even my boss
Speaker 1: he's like, are you putting time in for the summer,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to, as I've been I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: He's well, do it as soon as possible. So like literally,
Speaker 1: I think after that vacation happens, then I have to
Speaker 1: put in the after shock time because I don't that
Speaker 1: it was way too early for me to be putting
Speaker 1: in a year in advance for the time off, so
Speaker 1: hopefully everything's like and this gives me a month of
Speaker 1: training something, so when I'm gone for a week, they're
Speaker 1: not calling me and ask me how do I do this?
Speaker 1: How do I do that? Even though my boss and
Speaker 1: his our boss. It's weird because like my boss is
Speaker 1: kind of kind of my boss, kind of not my boss,
Speaker 1: Like I report directly to him, but he like interacts
Speaker 1: with me so very like limited and just to ask
Speaker 1: me certain things of hey, what's going on here? What's
Speaker 1: going on? And all of my direction almost just comes
Speaker 1: from the like I report directly the VP instead of him,
Speaker 1: though hierarchy wise, I'm underneath him. It's weird because even then,
Speaker 1: like because they ask for like, like we have to
Speaker 1: do every month percentage of what did you work on
Speaker 1: because they're gonna split my paycheck and my time between
Speaker 1: the different areas. So like if I spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time on one of our product lines, then they
Speaker 1: put my like pay goes to that percentage in this percentage.
Speaker 1: I thought I was just going to report it to
Speaker 1: my boss. My boss is gonna do it, I have
Speaker 1: to report it directly to him, so like it's almost
Speaker 1: like I'm a direct report to him, not to who's
Speaker 1: my boss. So it's really weird even though all the
Speaker 1: approvals and everything else has to go through him. So
Speaker 1: even when when we do stuff, like they're always like
Speaker 1: well Edison, the VP is always just talking to you,
Speaker 1: and it's weird. So it's kind of like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: they can do a lot of the stuff that I
Speaker 1: can do. They just prefer that I do it or
Speaker 1: I train the that's underneath me to do it so
Speaker 1: they don't have to if they don't again escape it,
Speaker 1: but they could do it, so well.
Speaker 2: I mean that's pretty much. I said. Nothing else really
Speaker 2: spectacular going on right now, So what's going on with
Speaker 2: you that?
Speaker 1: It's basically just been work other than I saw went
Speaker 1: last weekend to see Chris and David and Webb and
Speaker 1: had a good time.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I just had to move some things around so that
Speaker 1: I could do recordings and everything like that to go
Speaker 1: do these things, and you know, it was it was good.
Speaker 1: It was a nice seeing like the place that he
Speaker 1: had it's right underneath the Oakland Zoo, like almost like
Speaker 1: you basically get off there, go towards the zoo and
Speaker 1: it's like two eggs or two streets down from where
Speaker 1: it is, so it's very close to the freeway. It's
Speaker 1: in a nice area, nice neighborhood for all this stuff.
Speaker 1: But yeah, have you ever seen the movie The Money Pit?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think Tom Hanks in that movie. So guy buys
Speaker 1: a house and the house is a money pit. So
Speaker 1: he's basically putting tons and tons of money into these things.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's what he bought. So he was telling
Speaker 1: me all things. He's like, no, this is Chris.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 1: David owns a place over here close to bart Hayward.
Speaker 1: That's where he's at and some of those condos that
Speaker 1: are over there. So and he bought that long time ago.
Speaker 1: He actually used to live off of I don't know close.
Speaker 1: What was the street that the paint shop that you
Speaker 1: were at was on, Heyward Mission? No, well not the
Speaker 1: cross street. Is that Sunset? So he used to live
Speaker 1: off Sunset, halfway down to the train tracks. That's where
Speaker 1: David used to have a place now by Western kind
Speaker 1: of yeah, so like, but then he ended up buying
Speaker 1: this place that he's at. He rented that place out
Speaker 1: for a while and then ended up selling that place
Speaker 1: completely because he's like, I just can't rent and do
Speaker 1: all this at the same time with everything, especially that
Speaker 1: place needs so much upkeep for what it was. But
Speaker 1: so but Chris is just telling me, he's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, basically, he made the mistake of buying it
Speaker 1: without doing a full inspection because they because his uh,
Speaker 1: his current wife, his wife, his current wife, like he
Speaker 1: had multiple wives before. But his wife was really wanting
Speaker 1: to move out of where they were, which was living
Speaker 1: with his parents for a little while as they were
Speaker 1: trying to get the rest of the down payment for
Speaker 1: a house to do that stuff, and she just I
Speaker 1: guess they just wanted to make a move on the
Speaker 1: place and they decided to do it without the full inspection.
Speaker 1: And now they've found all this stuff in this place.
Speaker 2: So like the.
Speaker 1: He's not that type of person. I probably would have
Speaker 1: held it over Cat, because I and I held a
Speaker 1: lot of things over Cat when it came to that
Speaker 1: type of stuff, Like you wanted when she would complain,
Speaker 1: you wanted to do this, You wanted to do this now,
Speaker 1: and you want to do as fast as possible, like
Speaker 1: we couldn't, but you wanted to, And I gave in
Speaker 1: and look at where we're at now. So uh, but
Speaker 1: that was so like they were talking about the garage
Speaker 1: and how they were like looking at it and they're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: needs a roof and stuff. And then they realized that, oh,
Speaker 1: there's this tarp on top of the garage that you
Speaker 1: know needs work. And they didn't find out that it
Speaker 1: was just a concrete slab that was under the tarp,
Speaker 1: so it didn't have a roof or anything that was built.
Speaker 1: It literally is just concrete on top. And they were
Speaker 1: hired in the fact that it was just concrete that
Speaker 1: was on top of the garage, like there was things
Speaker 1: like that. And then he was telling me about something
Speaker 1: else that happened. He's like, I think I'm cursed because
Speaker 1: something happened. Then they found a tick on his son,
Speaker 1: and so he's like, how the hell did he get
Speaker 1: a tick? Like it's been pouring and he hasn't really
Speaker 1: been outside. How the fuck did that happen at all?
Speaker 1: So it's just like, I feel bad for you, but huh,
Speaker 1: you maybe maybe Dn Housen is going to come after him.
Speaker 1: Do you think Dan Housen's gonna do something big today
Speaker 1: or tomorrow?
Speaker 2: I hope. So, I mean he has even Honestly, I
Speaker 2: don't have to have to ask Scott this because I
Speaker 2: don't follow SmackDown in Raw as much as I used to.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if he hasn't even wrestled yet.
Speaker 2: Every time I see him, he's just doing stuff on
Speaker 2: the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's wrestled a couple of matches. Well,
Speaker 1: he wrestled in a w for a while, well W Well,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but I think he's done a couple
Speaker 1: of things in WWE, at least. I think I've seen clips.
Speaker 1: I've seen his curses, the clips of his curses and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You know, no, go ahead, you know what I like
Speaker 2: about this guy, even though I've really seen much about him.
Speaker 2: He's a fucking character. And that's like gives me an
Speaker 2: old school w W F phil. I remember when he
Speaker 2: first came out, people were like, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: w or W doing. You know, I'm thinking myself, this
Speaker 2: is what it used to be like. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: you want you're there for the wrestling and some of
Speaker 2: the story stuff, but you had characters that would you
Speaker 2: and see That's why I don't even know much about
Speaker 2: the guy. Like the Hurricane other than being a superhero.
Speaker 2: That's why I really liked him. He was a fucking character.
Speaker 2: He was different from just I'm just so and so
Speaker 2: right and I kick ass. You know.
Speaker 1: That's what some people were saying about him in general,
Speaker 1: is that like people like, you know, you don't understand
Speaker 1: the character, and that's why you're you're not liking the
Speaker 1: Like it's a good character. It's it's like, what's his name?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Why can't I remember his name that I love so much?
Speaker 1: Because I think that guy's a character too. Gold No,
Speaker 1: not Goldess, No, what's his name that I'm sorry? I'm sorry, Like,
Speaker 1: oh God, what's his name? The guy that always comes
Speaker 1: out bad situations. He teamed up with the Miz for
Speaker 1: a while and actually got the Belt Truth Our Truth.
Speaker 1: I don't know why my brain was fucking but I
Speaker 1: like Our Truth a lot because he is a character.
Speaker 1: Like everything he does has some type of character thing,
Speaker 1: you know, where I'd love it when he goes on
Speaker 1: little things and then he realizes he's on the wrong
Speaker 1: side of whatever it should be. Oh my bad, what.
Speaker 2: Do you think? He's like, Uh, yeah, the row rubble,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw you over. Paul Hayman, I'm not in
Speaker 2: the brock less I'm bad. I'm resigning from the I'm.
Speaker 1: Not gonna be in the road rumble. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do these. Yeah, but that's that's the thing is that
Speaker 1: it's a character. It's not a brock lessner that's just
Speaker 1: gonna stand there and be like ro real good me,
Speaker 1: I'm mister Marshall's rocking Truplex shitty. And it's like, well,
Speaker 1: that's fun.
Speaker 2: And look at Dan Housen right away became the number
Speaker 2: one selling merch Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Away, right because it's it's a silly character. But and
Speaker 1: he doesn't look anything like a wrestler like at all.
Speaker 1: But the character is just fun and it works. So anyways, anyway,
Speaker 1: that smell like charcoal to you.
Speaker 2: My burb?
Speaker 1: No? Or is that burnt toast? Am I having a stroke?
Speaker 1: Maybe a stroke? I don't know. All I know is
Speaker 1: that whomever is next door smokes is the fucking worst
Speaker 1: fucking weed possible, So it must be good if it
Speaker 1: smells that bad for what it is.
Speaker 2: And I saw that, I would say maybe he's the
Speaker 2: reason why we got that email about.
Speaker 1: The maybe because I think he does it outside like
Speaker 1: do it inside your house or are you doing it
Speaker 1: outside because you're you know, trying to do whatever. And
Speaker 1: but no, I think there's other people that have I've
Speaker 1: I've smelled from here, I've smelled somebody actually with a
Speaker 1: cigarette before, and it could be could be them as well.
Speaker 1: It could be them. I don't know, I haven't. I
Speaker 1: doubt it's them, to be honest with you. They pretty
Speaker 1: much keep to themselves for the most part. And I
Speaker 1: saw her the wife or the girlfriend, I don't know,
Speaker 1: once as I was getting out into my car and
Speaker 1: so there went your phone. But still better than the
Speaker 1: people that we're living there, I will tell you that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so beyond that, nothing much other than just that.
Speaker 1: Uh got to play re Animal, which was really fun.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that. I was pissed off because I think, remember,
Speaker 1: not pissed off, but I was like, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: That was the more response. I was looking at it
Speaker 1: because they're like, oh, there's an update and it's just
Speaker 1: like bug fixes and stuff like that, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: look the achievements. Oh what didn't I get as an
Speaker 1: achievement at the beginning of it? I bet you? I
Speaker 1: was like, I bet you if you sit down on
Speaker 1: all these chairs, there's probably achievement. I sat down in
Speaker 1: eight out of ten of the fucking chairs, and I
Speaker 1: skipped some of the chairs Towards the end of the game.
Speaker 1: All to do is sit in two more fucking chairs.
Speaker 1: I would have had goddamn achievement, but no, I decided
Speaker 1: I just want to finish the game. Oh well, I
Speaker 1: wasn't getting anything need two more fucking chairs. And then uh,
Speaker 1: I did watch the secret ending and I realized that
Speaker 1: I had I had to find three more of the coffins,
Speaker 1: and I found and so they're just hidden off to
Speaker 1: the side. And then there's a there's another achievement during that,
Speaker 1: like Spider Lady fight than all the little kids. You
Speaker 1: can if you throw the spears and kill them, then
Speaker 1: you get an achievement for doing that. Like I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. And I also wondered, like why, I
Speaker 1: guess in the beginning, I picked the boy not the girl,
Speaker 1: and then it's not it thematic wise, in terms of
Speaker 1: what the story is, it's actually better to choose the
Speaker 1: girl because especially how it ends with you playing as
Speaker 1: just the girl. And I realize, like the story doesn't
Speaker 1: make a whole lot of sense as you're playing it,
Speaker 1: but as I kind of listen to things, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, it does make sense. You just
Speaker 1: there isn't a whole lot to tell you that it's
Speaker 1: down whatever path it is. Maybe if you play it again,
Speaker 1: you'll see more of what's going on. So it's it's
Speaker 1: a good game. I really enjoyed it, And like I said,
Speaker 1: it has a friend pass option that's a fit. So
Speaker 1: like if I I do want to play it again,
Speaker 1: and then like so somebody could play it with me
Speaker 1: if I played the second time, I want to do
Speaker 1: it co op, just to see what the co op
Speaker 1: is like in the game. I mean, the game is
Speaker 1: something like four hours long, so it's not like you're
Speaker 1: going to be doing things for a long time. So
Speaker 1: and then the version that I purchased was the one
Speaker 1: that includes the DLC, which is more story so not
Speaker 1: supposed to be June. June is going to be the first.
Speaker 1: It's two DLCs.
Speaker 2: Well, I think, so you should have a lot of
Speaker 2: time in June.
Speaker 1: I'll have a ton of time in June.
Speaker 2: Definish, Well, I'm saying, because you know, from what I understand,
Speaker 2: your retro rewine store is going to be closed out
Speaker 2: of business.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, well you see, plenty of time. No,
Speaker 1: I won't have plenty of time, you know, because my empire,
Speaker 1: the terrible terror empire, is growing. I own video stores,
Speaker 1: I own water parks. I have a fast food restaurant
Speaker 1: that's there with the last.
Speaker 2: Time you restaurant but a week ago, probably grease fired
Speaker 2: by now.
Speaker 1: No no, And I I also owned the police department
Speaker 1: because I was out there going police simulate the other day.
Speaker 1: So I'm the police, I'm your food, I'm your entertainment
Speaker 1: in your water park.
Speaker 2: My uh my boy Britt sent me a game to
Speaker 2: check out. Uh for where you're driving a bus, it's
Speaker 2: like a bus similar thing. So guess what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess what. I'm gonna pretend that I'm homeless
Speaker 1: and I have to walk everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a bus and I'm gonna pick everybody
Speaker 2: up and bring them to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's the only way.
Speaker 2: A video store right there. Now, you don't want to
Speaker 2: go to.
Speaker 1: That, not to say that's the only way that you
Speaker 1: can get people into your store, not bust the man,
Speaker 1: kidnapp them a bus. That's right, it's it's hilarious. The
Speaker 1: that that whole thing, you know, like I said, if
Speaker 1: I went back, like the the actual store. See there
Speaker 1: there is the secondary store, which is about where you're at.
Speaker 1: Then there's the real store that I've been playing offline.
Speaker 1: That that is. You know, it's not much bigger, but
Speaker 1: it's got more stuff and better selection and more more
Speaker 1: things that have gone on because of you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't like taking the things that I
Speaker 1: know in moving it like, I still want to play
Speaker 1: those things. And then there was another free game called
Speaker 1: and I don't know why I'm still playing this game.
Speaker 1: I get a hook to these games, even though in
Speaker 1: the back of my mind is this is fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Why am I doing this stuff. There's a game called
Speaker 1: Graveyard Keeper. I guess they released a sequel to it,
Speaker 1: and so they gave the first one away for free
Speaker 1: on Steam. So I was like, oh, I'll check it out,
Speaker 1: and I started playing it, and you play as a
Speaker 1: guy that gets run over by a bus and gets transported.
Speaker 1: It's like an Isakai gets transported over near the world
Speaker 1: where you're the graveyard Keeper and you're trying to figure
Speaker 1: out how to get back to your you know what,
Speaker 1: portal will take you back home. And so you're actually
Speaker 1: keeping up a graveyard and you're like you become like
Speaker 1: the pastor of a church that's in the graveyard that
Speaker 1: you have to have sermons. But it's one of those
Speaker 1: where it's like precedure. You you learn things to build
Speaker 1: things that people want those things, so you got to
Speaker 1: build more. So you got to do these things. And
Speaker 1: I'm like a lot of it's just like, man, this
Speaker 1: shit takes so long and it's fucking stupid. And then
Speaker 1: it's three hours later. How am I still playing this
Speaker 1: fucking game?
Speaker 2: Right? You know?
Speaker 1: Because you know, Steam also wants to now that I've
Speaker 1: gone into the like the deep dark hole of simulation games,
Speaker 1: it's trying to recommend every simulator game possible, like that
Speaker 1: sex store simulator. I don't know why decided that, Hey,
Speaker 1: you should try this, And did you actually look that
Speaker 1: one up?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: The sex store simulator? Like look at the stuff, Like
Speaker 1: what you have to do to get people interested in
Speaker 1: your store? Like you just plow them outside somewhere. Look,
Speaker 1: we have this, we have this. So did they go online?
Speaker 1: Pts A figure all but none nonetheless, so We don't
Speaker 1: have a whole lot else unless you've got something else
Speaker 1: that you want to do. You have anything that you
Speaker 1: want to quickly talk about.
Speaker 2: Apparently Ivy is trying to get a hold of me
Speaker 2: about is it alone about previously decision about my credit profile?
Speaker 2: I have a great news regarding it that you know,
Speaker 2: something I never did.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, so I don't know if you've turned
Speaker 1: that feature on on the current version of iOS where
Speaker 1: it will ask who it is, that's what it was doing, right,
Speaker 1: and it'll do that type of thing, and like sometimes
Speaker 1: it just the person, the thing will hang up and
Speaker 1: then a lot of the times their system actually recognizes
Speaker 1: it now or if it answers with hi, I'm Brianna
Speaker 1: Miller and it's obviously like a recording AI, whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck you want to call it type thing, and then
Speaker 1: the iPhone will let it through because it is high
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, this is possibly Brianna Miller.
Speaker 1: I don't know fucking Brianna.
Speaker 2: Miller because it said hello, this is IVY.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I keep getting these ones for your loan
Speaker 1: request that you were asking about. It's it's basically where
Speaker 1: the paperwork's ready. I just need you to call me
Speaker 1: so that we can figure out because you were looking
Speaker 1: for an up to sixty thousand dollars loan and we
Speaker 1: can do that right away. I'm like, I haven't applied
Speaker 1: for any loans or anything like that. What's that face for?
Speaker 2: I started of hearing something in my ear.
Speaker 1: Oh crackling. Yeah. I think it's the wire, the wire
Speaker 1: to this. Remember when I was like losing I thought
Speaker 1: I was losing sound. I think it's actually this wire here.
Speaker 1: I think I need to get another one. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's the board, which makes me very happy because
Speaker 1: the boards aren't cheap, but this wire, if you move
Speaker 1: it a specific way, it'll just cut out all the sound.
Speaker 1: A lot of ass do with that bitch that's up
Speaker 1: there the door. Oh yeah, Actually, you know what she
Speaker 1: probably would like that she's finally decided I'm not going
Speaker 1: to run outside. You know, all these years that she
Speaker 1: was here and Kat was here, she always wanted to leave,
Speaker 1: Which makes me think something because now that Cat's not here,
Speaker 1: she just wants to hang out and chill and lay
Speaker 1: on my lap and fall asleep and do all this stuff.
Speaker 1: She's so much different now that it it when it
Speaker 1: literally it just became me. Not even like you know,
Speaker 1: because Ace was here and you know, Luna was here
Speaker 1: and everything that not just with her and Zach, but
Speaker 1: even when every all the pets were here, she all
Speaker 1: of a sudden became chill and I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: try anymore. And it's like okay. But always always, when
Speaker 1: you know, when Reina and Cat were here, she was
Speaker 1: always trying to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: So I don't know when I said throw her out
Speaker 2: and shut the door, I mean that this door, not
Speaker 2: the front door.
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about the front door. Oh
Speaker 1: you can toss my cat out of here with everything,
Speaker 1: but yeah, so any anything else except for how you
Speaker 1: want to destroy my cat and throw her outside. And
Speaker 1: to the wild dogs that are out there that run
Speaker 1: the streets of.
Speaker 2: The valley, there is a cat out there by the way,
Speaker 2: is there that my cats, which are neutered, they see
Speaker 2: this cat and I think it's a female cat. Every
Speaker 2: time this cat shows up by the window and they
Speaker 2: see it, they start fighting. I'm not I kid you not.
Speaker 2: They will just go at it. And I told I
Speaker 2: told uh dragon, I was like, I go, you know,
Speaker 2: I wonder if there's a female cat and that's in
Speaker 2: heat or something maybe, And even though they're neuter.
Speaker 1: They can still sense it's something.
Speaker 2: They're they're there and they're just stare at staraht next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, the fuck's wrong with you? Every time. They
Speaker 2: don't ever go play or get a little rough with
Speaker 2: each other every once in a while, but if they
Speaker 2: see that cat, it is a fool on at each other.
Speaker 1: I could just I could just see ghosts back there,
Speaker 1: looks at the cat, looks down at his work. Damn
Speaker 1: it work, come on.
Speaker 2: Doing biscuits on his dick.
Speaker 1: But she said those damn cats.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah for everything.
Speaker 1: So all right, So, uh, the only thing that I
Speaker 1: had planned first for the rest of this episode that
Speaker 1: was here were these would you rather questions? So I'm
Speaker 1: going to start off like relatively light, and it's basically,
Speaker 1: you know, those types of questions that are there, would
Speaker 1: you rather do this or that? And then I can
Speaker 1: give you some some things and we can go through them.
Speaker 1: And so they go from you know, relatively easy. She's
Speaker 1: laughing because I was talking about him whacking his dick
Speaker 1: making it work. But yeah, so the last one is
Speaker 1: probably going to be the most difficult, and I tried
Speaker 1: not to make these like super disgusting type things that
Speaker 1: were there. I went through a bunch of husband. Well
Speaker 1: there is one that that is kind of disgusting, but
Speaker 1: it's not as bad as you think. Okay, So like here,
Speaker 1: this is the easiest, probably the easiest one. Would you
Speaker 1: rather want to want to have invisible legs or invisible arms?
Speaker 1: It doesn't hinder the way that you do everything, it's
Speaker 1: just that nobody can see them. Your body still reacts
Speaker 1: the same, you know, though you probably freak yourself out
Speaker 1: one way or the other.
Speaker 2: No legs that.
Speaker 1: Your legs, so you would you would still have a
Speaker 1: pelvic area right here right, Your hips would still be real,
Speaker 1: your balls are real, your your Wiener's wheel, your ass
Speaker 1: is real. But this is all invisible. So it's just
Speaker 1: the legs. So when it gets to the foot, you
Speaker 1: got a foot, it's the leg and the same thing
Speaker 1: with the arms. You you would have hands. You just
Speaker 1: wouldn't have this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I go legs.
Speaker 1: See I I I think it would be arms. I
Speaker 1: think that's the way it would go. I would hate
Speaker 1: to like look down and then not see anything, whereas
Speaker 1: at least if he were the hands, I could you
Speaker 1: you always see your hands? You don't always see like.
Speaker 2: This most of the time you're wearing pants.
Speaker 1: So true, But then it would be kind of cool
Speaker 1: to freak people out, like here comes the invisible hand
Speaker 1: around the corner.
Speaker 2: Yes, short, you know, so you're away.
Speaker 1: To go with that one, go with I would go
Speaker 1: with hands, I think, or arms? All right? So would
Speaker 1: you rather have twice as long days, meaning it would
Speaker 1: be forty hours before the day instead of twenty four
Speaker 1: or do you have twice as many days in the
Speaker 1: week with it being fourteen days versus seven days, so
Speaker 1: that way that you could have more time to do
Speaker 1: whatever like. And this would be if the normal weeks,
Speaker 1: like work week might be a little different, but your
Speaker 1: days would be you know, maybe like ten hour days
Speaker 1: instead of being full eight hours, so you would still have,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty eight hours to do whatever you wanted
Speaker 1: to do. And maybe it's a seven day work week
Speaker 1: instead of a five day work week or something like that,
Speaker 1: something relatively you take the extra week, Yeah, having a
Speaker 1: couple extra days, well, every every week's a four day weekend.
Speaker 2: It's just now I'm trying to think of I'm assuming
Speaker 2: that if it's the twice a long day where our
Speaker 2: bodies will be acclimated to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of these cars, they've been hissing at each other.
Speaker 2: Cars, I mean cats, Yeah, I know. Um, I'm trying
Speaker 2: to think if we're acclimated to how much sleep are
Speaker 2: we getting? Is its enormous?
Speaker 1: It would be your day just would be forty eight
Speaker 1: hours long. So if if we were to keep the
Speaker 1: same of like we only need eight hours, it means
Speaker 1: that you probably take two naps a day, two long
Speaker 1: rests a day.
Speaker 2: I almost feel like the week I think would be.
Speaker 1: Better having the extra days. I think the week would
Speaker 1: be better too. I know that at least, you know,
Speaker 1: here in America, they probably try to work as to
Speaker 1: death as much as possible. They'd work us at you know,
Speaker 1: if it's you're getting fourteen days, so they probably work
Speaker 1: you for twelve days and only give you two days off,
Speaker 1: and they would only give you one day during the
Speaker 1: week and during the middle of it and one at
Speaker 1: the end of it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: But if it was hey, we're gonna be kind of
Speaker 1: equivalent and give you like you work ten days and
Speaker 1: you get four days off. Eh, maybe that's not so bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and if time remained the same, Right, you
Speaker 1: still have a week as fourteen days, but it feels
Speaker 1: like a regular week, you know. So part of me, though,
Speaker 1: almost thinks that if time remained the same, then forty
Speaker 1: eight hours would.
Speaker 3: Be better.
Speaker 1: Longer day versus a longer week. Yeah, that one's an
Speaker 1: interesting Yeah, I'm kind of like in the mix of
Speaker 1: that one. All right, So would you rather live to
Speaker 1: seventy eating no matter what you want? Or live to
Speaker 1: one hundred? But you have to be a strict vegan.
Speaker 2: Seventy just seventy. I don't be a vegan for and
Speaker 2: I get to eat meat for the rest of my life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be miserable till I'm a hundred. Fuck that.
Speaker 1: But but what if you never you from the day
Speaker 1: you were born, you were just a vegan, and you
Speaker 1: get to live to one hundred. I mean, I'm still
Speaker 1: choosing the seventy because I don't know if i'd want
Speaker 1: to live to one hundred. Like those are like the
Speaker 1: years where you're like, you know, probably pissing and shipping.
Speaker 2: You're so tired.
Speaker 3: I just want to die, won't you let me die?
Speaker 1: Billy By? And speaking of damn can't Yeah, I it's
Speaker 1: just being the vegan thing. I get it like and
Speaker 1: eat what you want. Seventy is still a you know,
Speaker 1: pretty long life.
Speaker 2: For what it is, not even vegetarian, vegan vegan milk,
Speaker 2: no cheese, no cree correct fucking fine, not for the
Speaker 2: rest of my life, you tell him one hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can be teriyaki tofu or something like that.
Speaker 2: On the vegetables. That true.
Speaker 1: This bitch she wants to be on camera. She's just
Speaker 1: hanging out in front yelling at everybody. See, she would
Speaker 1: never do this when Kat was around. She's like, hey,
Speaker 1: pet me, pet me. And also I figured too, because
Speaker 1: I gotta get it. I gotta get a bed for
Speaker 1: when Josh and Alex and it's gotta go over there.
Speaker 1: And then I figure, you know, once I get that bed,
Speaker 1: probably it's just gonna turn to hers or his when
Speaker 1: whenever I'm in here, they're just gonna lay on top
Speaker 1: of the damn thing. Though, Is it wrong of me
Speaker 1: to not want to like super splurge on a mattress, like, well,
Speaker 1: I want to. That's something I might actually do tomorrow,
Speaker 1: is I might go to Ikea because the bed frame
Speaker 1: that I'm looking at is like sixty bucks for a
Speaker 1: full sized bed frame and if it's just mostly gonna
Speaker 1: be used every now and then, not like frame because
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Is a regular mail Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's basically what it is for fifty nine dollars, so
Speaker 1: check Amazon. Oh well, you know quality is gonna be
Speaker 1: really terrible.
Speaker 2: How often is it going to be use?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I still want something that Lisas can hold
Speaker 1: up for a while and it's easy for their bang. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: So that way they can bang here as they look
Speaker 1: at my mushroom in the corner, my my filthy ass
Speaker 1: shelf that I'm gonna have to spend time cleaning up
Speaker 1: and making sure everything looks nice and perfect in here
Speaker 1: for whatever, and rearranging the room because you know, really range,
Speaker 1: I have thought about it, because I was thinking about
Speaker 1: maybe if the bed's over there instead and the shelving
Speaker 1: goes over here, because I'm probably gonna get rid of
Speaker 1: that thing over there, maybe I can move one of
Speaker 1: the shelves there and then the other two against them,
Speaker 1: and then this is more room for the better. But anyway, anyway,
Speaker 1: enough said, But again I want to I also want
Speaker 1: to go to Ikea because the mattresses are relatively inexpensive
Speaker 1: for what they are, but I want to see what
Speaker 1: the quality of There's like a memory foam one that
Speaker 1: seems like it's nice for the for the price for
Speaker 1: what it is. So anyway, so we got three two more,
Speaker 1: two more that we've got here, so we both kind
Speaker 1: of agreed that living to seventy on this all right.
Speaker 1: This one's one of the harder ones, but I think
Speaker 1: it's interesting for what it is. Would you rather have
Speaker 1: a rewind button for your life that when you do it,
Speaker 1: you can only rewind ten seconds, but you can go
Speaker 1: back ten seconds at any point and you can use
Speaker 1: it at anytime, or have a fast forward button that
Speaker 1: allowed to fast forward past whatever happening in that situation,
Speaker 1: but once you do it, you can't undo that fast
Speaker 1: forward rewind. You want to go back ten seconds, I'd
Speaker 1: rather go.
Speaker 2: Back ten seconds fix something or stop something from happening.
Speaker 1: But it's ten seconds enough.
Speaker 2: Ax, wees, well, that's the planet back.
Speaker 1: That'd okay that that is a fucking fictional character and
Speaker 1: not real fucking much. You we're talking about me having
Speaker 1: a fucking rewind button ten seconds ten seconds? I see,
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem like that's a lot of time, Like
Speaker 1: what is the ten seconds going to be? Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're about to get hit by a car in ten seconds,
Speaker 1: but you is that enough time for you to like think, oh,
Speaker 1: how can I dodge that car? Or you always going
Speaker 1: to get hit?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: And then what are you gonna do? You're on your
Speaker 1: deathbed ten seconds, you're about to die, and you're just
Speaker 1: gonna rewind and live that relived that ten seconds.
Speaker 2: Forever until they find the cure to bring save me, the.
Speaker 1: Cure to bring me back. Oh what do you now?
Speaker 1: You're get into being Goku with a heart condition waiting
Speaker 1: for someone from the future to come and drop off
Speaker 1: a pill that's gonna save your ass. Though, Like okay,
Speaker 1: out of these two choices, it probably would be the
Speaker 1: fast forward button or maybe the rewind button versus the
Speaker 1: fast forward Like what do you want to skip? That's
Speaker 1: that's good enough to be Like, I mean, there's probably
Speaker 1: like hard things like you know, your wedding, you probably
Speaker 1: want to skip past that, and you know, you know,
Speaker 1: birth of your first kid, probably want to skip past
Speaker 1: that as well. You know, you know your first dog dying,
Speaker 1: probably want to skip past that. Those type of things
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like, I just feel like that
Speaker 1: you can't go back. But but it doesn't. It didn't
Speaker 1: state whether or not you could you forget what happened,
Speaker 1: Like if you if you fast forward and you still remember,
Speaker 1: what's the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the memory will be there. You just didn't live it.
Speaker 1: Then you just didn't live it for the moment. So
Speaker 1: it's always going to be haunting you in the back.
Speaker 1: And maybe something that you you might not have, you know, experience,
Speaker 1: might have been there right in that situation, just skipping
Speaker 1: over it.
Speaker 2: So well, if you accidentally fast forward and the girl
Speaker 2: that you've been trying to have sex with and she
Speaker 2: said she'll let you do it for one time, now
Speaker 2: you can actually experience you have the memory.
Speaker 1: You just had the memory of having sex with her
Speaker 1: for that one time where you could always rewind it
Speaker 1: and relive that ten seconds spent with her.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I finished ten seconds. I'll finished ten seconds.
Speaker 1: She's like, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like we've been doing this forever. It's been eighty
Speaker 2: four years.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, all right, Okay, And so the last one,
Speaker 1: which is probably the hardest of the bunch with everything else,
Speaker 1: potential fuck you denied, but the other one is okay,
Speaker 1: so would you rather have to watch a video of
Speaker 1: your birth however it happened at least once a year, Okay,
Speaker 1: you have to do that, or watch how you were conceived,
Speaker 1: the whole experience of how you were conceived by your
Speaker 1: mom and dad, but only.
Speaker 2: Once probably conceived once you would you.
Speaker 1: Would be willing to watch your dad plow your mom.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like I haven't heard it, but
Speaker 2: at least it's one time and done. I mean a
Speaker 2: lot of people I've never actually walked in on my parents.
Speaker 1: People have right, if you walked in on your parents,
Speaker 1: you probably would be like, oh, okay, well I'll just
Speaker 1: do it again.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't say it was an old fucking be like,
Speaker 2: oh god, dad, go for it. No, I didn't say
Speaker 2: that you were gonna say it like I watch get
Speaker 2: it done with and never have to fucking worry about
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: But what what if? What if you you said that
Speaker 1: and then you found out that that wasn't the time
Speaker 1: that you were conceived, wasn't by your dad?
Speaker 2: Well the fact I looked just like him. Well, but
Speaker 2: this is hypothetically at least I I.
Speaker 1: Know that now you know and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: Don't have to experience it once.
Speaker 1: You have to experience your.
Speaker 2: Instead of seeing me pop out of my mom's vagina
Speaker 2: every year.
Speaker 1: Did she have a vaginal birth with you? Or did
Speaker 1: was she se section?
Speaker 2: My sister was the only one that was se section.
Speaker 1: See, I'm a C section, So I'd have to watch
Speaker 1: a sea section every time, which I think I'd probably
Speaker 1: be ok with rather than my watching my parents bang
Speaker 1: you know one time, but even one time. You know,
Speaker 1: what if you find out your dad's like a two pump.
Speaker 2: Chump, I'm going it was good enough to get me here.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it's not you're pregnant. What if it was
Speaker 1: like that? But if it was like you know, a
Speaker 1: pineapple party that all of a sudden and there was
Speaker 1: like all the swapping going on, and it just happened
Speaker 1: to be that your mom and dad were the last
Speaker 1: two one there only one time. Yeah, but you have
Speaker 1: to watch your mom and get like sloppy with everybody,
Speaker 1: or your dad gets sloppy with every So no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no, it's not I I'd explain it to you.
Speaker 2: It's the whole experience, plain to you. It'd be the
Speaker 2: whole experience of the person who got her pregnant.
Speaker 1: But if that is an orgy, you have the whole
Speaker 1: orgy up until the point that you see. I said,
Speaker 1: the whole experience, the whole experience. No, no, no, no, my.
Speaker 2: Mom, get plaid. I don't give a fuck. One time
Speaker 2: and it's done, and it's over with and I ain't
Speaker 2: even got to worry about it again, easy said, done
Speaker 2: next Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you gotta live with that forever. Every time you
Speaker 1: look at your mom, you gotta see how she was
Speaker 1: there and whatever's experience it was. If it's like under
Speaker 1: the covers and you don't see anything great, wonderful, Okay,
Speaker 1: you you made it there, You're fine. Like they're you know,
Speaker 1: Puritan parents or something like that. Oh no, I lifted
Speaker 1: my skirts a little bit and turned down your father.
Speaker 1: You know that type of shit going on?
Speaker 2: Bitch, your show is equal.
Speaker 1: I need you now, I see it.
Speaker 2: So now I'd be easy one time, done over with whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could sit through.
Speaker 2: And like you said, if then it was over even
Speaker 2: faster done with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But wouldn't you want to be thinking, Man, do
Speaker 1: I have my dad's stroke game or not.
Speaker 2: Mine? Shit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's it. He goes birth, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I would go birth. I'd prefer birth in that. Like
Speaker 1: I said, it's a c section. It's a c section,
Speaker 1: so more than likely I'm gonna be watching doctors lift
Speaker 1: me out of behind curtains.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's it. Or you see his view of everything.
Speaker 1: See the doctor's view. I could. I could see the
Speaker 1: stomach and everything opened up. I'd rather still see that
Speaker 1: than seeing my mom get opened up. It's the truth.
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch. I don't want to watch
Speaker 1: my parents having sex. I never walked in, never heard them,
Speaker 1: nothing like that, so I don't need to see it. Now.
Speaker 1: If I was adopted, I wouldn't care. You don't know
Speaker 1: those people because you don't know them exactly, so who
Speaker 1: gives a shit? Either way, it'd be like, oh, I'm interested,
Speaker 1: how was I born?
Speaker 2: At least gotta hear their parents once, man see well, now,
Speaker 2: i'd be more worried about.
Speaker 1: That, more worried about not hearing them that your dad's
Speaker 1: not laying it down. I'm pretty sure that they did,
Speaker 1: and there was a reason probably why, yeah, exactly, but
Speaker 1: there's probably reasons why we spent so much time at
Speaker 1: you know Grandpa and Grandma's house when we were young
Speaker 1: and spending weekends there.
Speaker 2: You know, you think your dad ever showed up in
Speaker 2: his mailman outfit.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he ever showed up his mailman outfit.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that did not turn my mom on.
Speaker 1: I love a man in uniform.
Speaker 2: I need you to sign for this package.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think your mom got turned on by
Speaker 1: your dad beating people up?
Speaker 2: Probably she stayed with them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, threatened his life again. Oh okay, the abuse
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh. That's it unless you've got anything else.
Speaker 2: No, no, the only thing.
Speaker 1: We say, hey, guys, go check out the PTO and
Speaker 1: Limited podcast. They are live with their ten year thing.
Speaker 1: If they were doing it on Twitch, we could not
Speaker 1: raid them.
Speaker 2: Because well we are.
Speaker 1: Well we can raid it. We did find that out
Speaker 1: last week, but I've got to do it from over
Speaker 1: here if we're going to raid anybody, but you know,
Speaker 1: nobody like Nello Angelo or anybody's on anyway. So Patrick,
Speaker 1: if people want to follow the podcast, where can they
Speaker 1: find us?
Speaker 2: Well, Twitter and Instagram, at iBOT podcast on Facebook. It
Speaker 2: be like that podcast and wherever you find your podcast?
Speaker 2: Also YouTube it'd be like that podcast, but us, not
Speaker 2: the black guys using it be like that.
Speaker 1: That's not us and Patrick. If people don't follow you.
Speaker 2: Oh you can follow me. Oh I'm just saying Twitch
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Speaker 2: how about you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, and the Knights of the Game Night don't
Speaker 2: dot com.
Speaker 1: They don't need to know anything about the podcast. Doesn't
Speaker 1: get his podcasts and episodes on. It's just as bad
Speaker 1: as soul as retroere re run.
Speaker 2: Hold on, we recorded an episode? Did three weeks ago?
Speaker 2: We made a video eating wings two or three months ago? Oh?
Speaker 1: Videos? Or it doesn't exist?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a videos.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it actually exists. Did get corrupt?
Speaker 2: Just like crack Donuts?
Speaker 1: Who I'd rather follow the black guys like that podcast?
Speaker 1: What a dick?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why don't you go hang out with another one of
Speaker 1: your crazy x's. Oh wait you are.
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: So yes, if you want to find find me t
Speaker 1: Underscore team Underscore podcast out there on Twitter and then
Speaker 1: it's basically terrible terror podcast everywhere else that you can
Speaker 1: find your things and the next movie is going to
Speaker 1: be your next so that should be fun, and that went, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're next, I'll hook up. I'll hook you up with one. No,
Speaker 1: and I've had my Philip crazy, you know, and people
Speaker 1: not wanting to respond to you.
Speaker 2: You know, I was just thinking, though, what's that your single?
Speaker 2: Uh huh your cousin Anthony single?
Speaker 1: When when did that happen?
Speaker 2: I'll talk about it often.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, that's why I heard it the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know he had a girlfriend. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: he had no No longer does bro? You find out? Bro,
Speaker 1: I'll get the story offline with everything. I'm no crazy bitch.
Speaker 1: That's not what Sola says. I mean, he came in
Speaker 1: here singing fucking buck cherry dragon fly. It's a crazy bitch. No, Nope,
Speaker 1: we didn't know that. That's anyway. I did not bring
Speaker 1: up ship anyway. We're gonna say buy the Twitch with
Speaker 1: everybody that's out there, and then for the rest of
Speaker 1: y'all got anything else to say? Now now that we're
Speaker 1: not live on twitch, you can talk all the ship
Speaker 1: about Anthony met No, that's fine, I get it all right,
Speaker 1: Well then, peace, bitches.
Speaker 4: It's just my mind shut off. Anymotions not knowing where
Speaker 4: it's going.
Speaker 1: You know how it's going to.
Speaker 4: Eliza round MIAs. Start in the lens of your lions
Speaker 4: that size, I'm still reading with that no longer seat,
Speaker 4: with that reading all over your jacky bas now mine scene,
Speaker 4: my room, my saving you.
Speaker 3: So I start side side side.
Speaker 4: Did I just read roll? I'm lost in the shadows
Speaker 4: between the lions tarks only under. I can't up that
Speaker 4: feeling a sack say what this world is, jobey, because
Speaker 4: I'm still breath not re no longer say without your
Speaker 4: sw mi scene, my bread.
Speaker 3: It's just always stop so so so.
Speaker 1: Is this just illusion?
Speaker 2: Is it all inside my head?
Speaker 4: Can I stop at his confusion?
Speaker 1: And can I sleep?
Speaker 2: Rest? A?
Speaker 3: Why forward? Where can I find the White House? Why
Speaker 3: am I lost in the moments? Why am I lost
Speaker 3: in my jack?
Speaker 2: I still breathing.
Speaker 4: Without feeling your seed, without being follow your jil mine
Speaker 4: de seed, and my breath is my hope, my see.
Speaker 3: Shout the way I stopped sun so
Speaker 2: Sh