WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:18.359 A National Broadcasting Company presents transcribed from Hollywood, The Magnificent Montague, 2 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:29.039 starring Marty Willey. Today in Hollywood, the sun is shining, 3 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:32.359 bomby breezes are blowing through the palm trees. But to 4 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.880 Edwin the Magnificent Montague, waiting in his retted bungalow for 5 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:39.280 Empire Studios to start starring him and Macbeth, this is 6 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:42.240 the winter of his discontent. It is bad enough that 7 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:45.840 this giant of the Shakespearean stage has already sunk to radio, 8 00:00:46.159 --> 00:00:49.280 where he is uncle good Heart here of an afternoon program. 9 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:52.280 But now he has succumbed to movies, his pet hate. 10 00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:55.640 On the other hand, his wife Lily and Agnes the Maid, 11 00:00:55.799 --> 00:00:59.479 are entranced by this tropical paradise, far from the cold 12 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:09.879 and sleep of their native New York. It is mid 13 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:13.079 afternoon in the Montague Bungalore. Lily is out in the garden. 14 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:16.519 Agnes is happily dusting with one hand and reading a 15 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:17.719 movie magazine with the other. 16 00:01:18.239 --> 00:01:22.079 I ought to be in pictures. I'm beautiful to see. 17 00:01:22.760 --> 00:01:26.239 I ought to be in pictures. Oh what a hit 18 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:30.200 I would be My mail come yet not yet? 19 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:32.319 Well, the Maleman should be here any minute. 20 00:01:32.079 --> 00:01:34.159 Cheapers, I better get my hair out of these curlers. 21 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:37.599 He's a cute one. Where's Edwin in his bedroom? 22 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:38.239 As usual? 23 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:40.760 He's got the blankets over the window to keep the 24 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:43.200 sun out. He's got a full of smoke, and all 25 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:46.079 the fans going to make it drafty. He's trying to 26 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:47.719 pretend he's back home in New York. 27 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:56.480 Poor Edwin having to wait around with nothing to do 28 00:01:56.519 --> 00:01:58.400 while they make up their minds about. 29 00:01:58.120 --> 00:02:00.680 Making the picture. I can't even get him out in 30 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:01.079 the sun. 31 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:03.319 He's been out here a month and his face still 32 00:02:03.359 --> 00:02:04.640 looks like a bowl Offarina. 33 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:10.840 Get a load of my tongue, Agnes, you're as brown 34 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:11.400 as a berry. 35 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:11.960 Yeah. 36 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:13.759 Well, when I get back to New York, am I 37 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.520 gonna put on the dog in front of those stuck 38 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:20.919 up elevator boys. I'm gonna tell him I was in Florida. 39 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:24.199 What Edwin is doing in the bedroom? 40 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:25.120 Very quiet in this. 41 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:28.000 Maybe a ray of sunshine got through the blankets and 42 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:28.560 killed him. 43 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:32.599 Please, Agnes, I'm going to see if I can't get him. 44 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:37.960 Out of that bedroom. Edwin, come out, Edwin, come. 45 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:41.520 Out, God, Lily, must you sound like John l Lewis 46 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:42.280 calling me out? 47 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:43.400 Of the pits. 48 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:49.039 When it's such a lovely day, must just stay cooped. 49 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:50.280 Up in that smoke filled room. 50 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:52.919 He'll be the first hand who smoked himself. 51 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:56.960 I dear that is Why don't you run up a 52 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.879 palm tree, tear a coconut off off and hurl it 53 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:03.000 to the sidewalk without letting go of it? 54 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:08.479 What a glamour boy. 55 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:12.520 Really act this? Now that you're in Hollywood, why don't 56 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:13.199 you get married? 57 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:16.319 Or can't you get Frankenstein to pop the question? 58 00:03:18.639 --> 00:03:18.800 When? 59 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:20.280 Why don't you get out and meet some of the 60 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.439 people here, these savages? 61 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:26.280 What am I a missionary? 62 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:29.759 And every night you sit home alone and brood? 63 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:33.199 And with whom should I spend an intellectual evening? 64 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:34.759 Mickey Cohen? 65 00:03:39.280 --> 00:03:41.120 And when I know what, how did you come out 66 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:41.840 and help me weed? 67 00:03:41.879 --> 00:03:44.280 The god weed? The god? Ah? 68 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:49.240 My wife, Lily Boy, my dazzling co star the Sakespearean stage, 69 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:54.520 My Juliet, my Ophilia has found a new role, Rebecca 70 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:57.719 of sunny Brook Farm. 71 00:03:57.879 --> 00:04:01.159 Oh, come on, Edwin, it'll be fun you Agnes nye 72 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:03.520 out in the garden weeding, not. 73 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:06.520 Me for that beard around? Who can tell what the weed? 74 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:13.080 Lovely? Agnes? Don't you ever take those curlers out of 75 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:19.759 your hair. Your head looks like signal Hill, Edwin. Let's 76 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:21.519 be serious, what are you doing. 77 00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:22.279 All day in that room? 78 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:24.920 I'm finishing an article on Hollywood. I've been asked to 79 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:27.240 write for the New York Times Drama section. 80 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.600 An article about Hollywood. Yes, and I assure you that 81 00:04:29.639 --> 00:04:30.800 when it appears. 82 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:33.720 There will be a spontaneous movement to throw California out 83 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:38.079 of the Union. 84 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:39.240 That's terrible delay. 85 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:42.160 When this article hits New York, the statue of Horace Greeley, 86 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:45.439 who said go west, young man, will be pulled down 87 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:48.959 by howling mobs. It will then be melted down to 88 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:52.399 a giant crowbar to derail any train going west to 89 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:54.199 Jersey City. 90 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:56.560 What's the name of. 91 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:59.279 The article, beautiful California? 92 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:01.720 Or to think we fought Mexico for this? 93 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:08.800 Edmond Montague, Don't you dare mail that article to New York. 94 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:09.279 Nail it. 95 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:12.319 This article would never get through the United States mail 96 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:14.319 and trust. 97 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:16.759 To get to a foreigner New York actor. I know 98 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:18.399 who is going over the wall. 99 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:26.519 He is escaping from Warner Brothers disguise, disguised as a nutburger. 100 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:28.040 Head. 101 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:30.360 When you're being dreadfully unfair, to Hollywood. 102 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:34.160 I'm being unfair. They lure me out here to do Macbeth. 103 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:38.399 They changed my name to Raoul Randolph. They are forcing 104 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:40.680 me to take acting lessons from a paragon of the 105 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:43.639 drama whose reputation in the theater was made when he 106 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.720 staged a minstrel show for the Shriners. 107 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:50.199 They gave me an actress to play opposite Beers, Lady. 108 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:55.000 Macbeth, whose previous title was Miss four Way Cold Tablet. 109 00:05:56.920 --> 00:05:59.040 It kept me here for a month because they say the. 110 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:03.680 Script isn't ready. Hey, the script for Macbeth isn't ready. 111 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:07.920 Shakespeare only wrote it in fifteen ninety two. And I'm 112 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:08.920 being unfair. 113 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:12.639 Oh Edwin, please, you've been grousing from the minute we 114 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:14.920 got here. Now you're here, get. 115 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:15.319 Used to it. 116 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:18.360 He's already made a name for himself. He's replaced the 117 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:22.879 Black Widow Spider at California's number one pest. 118 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:24.800 It looks like a hot day. 119 00:06:25.279 --> 00:06:28.480 Shall we take Agnes for a dip in the labraa tarkit? 120 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:33.439 When you better get freshed. 121 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:35.439 You know you have your uncle good Heart broadcast to 122 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:35.839 do this. 123 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:39.079 Afternoon, My uncle good Heart broadcast, And to think when 124 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:40.000 I went to the radio. 125 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:43.519 I thought I had hit the cultural depths compared to 126 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.519 the movies. Radio is the Harvard Classic. 127 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:53.000 There's my mail, man, I'll get the mail. Hello there, Hi, 128 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:55.160 look at him man. 129 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:59.560 There's something about Agnes that brings out the sea biscuit 130 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:00.600 and a man. 131 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:05.399 Bringing the male Agnes. 132 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:07.800 Here it is, honey, thank you. 133 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:07.720 Oh Agnes. 134 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:08.839 Here is a picture postcard for. 135 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:10.600 You, No kitten, quick, let me see. 136 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:13.240 Oh that who's a pub me? 137 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:18.839 I sent it to myself from Clifton's cabetarium. Listen, dear Agnes, 138 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:20.600 wish you were here, love Agnes. 139 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:24.079 Agnes has friends all over the country. 140 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:25.519 The lady mail for me. 141 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:30.240 Ah, here's an invitation for us Edwin, an invitation fancy 142 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:33.199 parchment and engraving cab. 143 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.279 Look at the crest of the wax seal. I read it, and. 144 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:39.600 Mister and missus Edwin Montacue, you are cordially invited to 145 00:07:39.600 --> 00:07:42.560 attend the ceremonies in connection with the grand opening of 146 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:50.600 Bleachers Boochers Butchers your neighborhood Butcher formal formal. 147 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:54.959 You know I'm tempted to attend. I've never seen pigs 148 00:07:54.959 --> 00:08:01.360 feet in spats the mayor here, hmm, I hear something. 149 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:05.160 The old drug store out here has a big sale 150 00:08:05.199 --> 00:08:09.279 on used cars. 151 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.160 Dad, What an intellectual jungle. 152 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:14.160 Oh, even look an a mail letter from New York 153 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:15.720 from your Proscenium Club. 154 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:18.720 You mean those broken down old fogies Finally found out 155 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:19.639 there are aeroplanes. 156 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.120 Oh, from my comrades. Let me have it. 157 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:27.040 Wait, let me hold the envelope of my hands for 158 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:32.039 a moment in reverie. Imagine only yesterday this letter was 159 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:36.360 in New York. It's from Jarvis, president of the Prosidium Club, 160 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:39.679 the only refuge left for the legitimate Shakespearean actor. 161 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:42.200 I got a buck that says it's a touch. 162 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:48.919 All right, I guess back into your cage. Read old 163 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:52.679 Jarvis's letter, Edwin, listen, belove it, Montague. Our hearts are 164 00:08:52.759 --> 00:08:56.240 with you, far from New York, in the wilderness of California. 165 00:08:57.159 --> 00:08:59.720 We hope and pray that your delicate health is equals 166 00:08:59.759 --> 00:09:01.919 the heart hardships of frontier life. 167 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:06.519 Those old hands when they go west of Times Square, 168 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:09.320 they wear money belts. 169 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:12.879 Dear Montague, knowing your daring spirit, we beg of you 170 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:17.360 not to venture outside the stockade at night. However, our 171 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:20.000 fears for you have been somewhat allayed by Sir Oliver, 172 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:22.440 who made the trip west when he was a boy, 173 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:29.600 and assures us the Union cavalry has subdued the maraudering Redskins. 174 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:31.519 It's touching how they. 175 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:35.159 Can be so out of touch, Agnes. Please go on, Edwin. 176 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:37.960 We hope that you'll recovered from the tedious railroads trip 177 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:38.919 across the continent. 178 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:41.720 However, again, Sir Oliver assures. 179 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.639 Us, the trip across the prairies of the West is 180 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:47.840 most exciting, and that you like he enjoyed shooting at the. 181 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:55.240 Buffalo from the moving train. Montague, Montague. 182 00:09:55.279 --> 00:09:57.519 Our hearts are with you in your glorious and gallant 183 00:09:57.559 --> 00:10:01.840 adventure in that fabulous land the beyond the great Divide. 184 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:04.480 Speak of us as we think of you. 185 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:09.240 Good Night, sweet Prince josh Oh Edwin. 186 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:13.080 It was such a nice letter from old jobs to 187 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:13.759 be back. 188 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:17.320 With my dear friends the Presidium Club, talking reading. 189 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:19.159 And getting chill blinds in the library. 190 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:22.679 Bye. Better to freeze the library of the Presidium Club. 191 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:25.480 That you achieve the highest on a Hollywood can bestow 192 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:28.519 on you, to ride down Hollywood Boulevard. 193 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:31.600 As Santa Claus. 194 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:34.080 Oh, and when what stories you'll be able to tell 195 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:35.840 the Proscenium club members. 196 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:38.200 Are you save the rancher's daughter from a runaway stage 197 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:39.639 coach and sunset boulevard? 198 00:10:40.039 --> 00:10:46.320 Now, miss Jone, come in? Hello? Anybody home? Who are you? 199 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:51.720 My name is Gouch Hadley Gouch. Oh, I'm so sorry. 200 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:55.919 I'm from the real estate company in charge of renting 201 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:59.559 this villa. Villa is that the Spanish word for a rabbit? Hutch? 202 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:04.320 Am I having the pleasure of addressing mister and missus 203 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:05.120 Edward Montague. 204 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:08.360 There must be a mistake. We're Fibber, Magee and Mulley. 205 00:11:09.799 --> 00:11:12.279 I'm sorry, mister, I must have no No, we are 206 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:13.080 the Montague. 207 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:15.159 But the old gentleman he was just joking. 208 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:20.679 Oh ah, yes, my dear mister crunch gunch a gun 209 00:11:21.679 --> 00:11:24.879 amaquas to what we owe the dubious honor of this visit. 210 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:27.080 We just thought I might be of some service to 211 00:11:27.159 --> 00:11:28.639 you and helping you move out. 212 00:11:29.039 --> 00:11:29.559 Move out? 213 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:32.919 You mean the local authorities have finally used some good 214 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:34.840 judgment and condemned this whole. 215 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:43.759 Condemned mister my husband's joking. Oh yes, mister, there must 216 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:44.519 be some mistake. 217 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:47.519 Oh no, you only read a sweetheart's nest for one month. 218 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:52.639 Sweetheart's nest, that's the name of this villa. 219 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:54.440 Didn't you see the sign on the fence. 220 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:57.000 The sign that's the thing you take into the gun 221 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:57.600 of the day. 222 00:11:57.440 --> 00:12:03.399 We moved in, mister Gunch. We originally planned on only 223 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.600 being out here a month. However, my husband's motion picture 224 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:08.240 has been delayed, so we'll have to take it for 225 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:08.840 another month. 226 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:12.399 Oh, that will be impossible, impossible. We've already rented Sweetheart's 227 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:13.440 nest to another couple. 228 00:12:13.759 --> 00:12:15.519 We'll let them find another nest. 229 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.799 No, no, no, that's out of the question, mister Montague. 230 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:21.879 For the last fifteen years, for the month of February area, 231 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:24.559 this cobbage has been rented to mister and missus ingelbad 232 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:29.360 ingle pot but lovely people from the east. 233 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:32.440 Mister Gun, Oh. 234 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:36.320 You must realize that it's quite impossible for us to leave. 235 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:39.080 Well, I'm afraid you'll have to if so happens. 236 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:42.279 I have the necessary papers to legally see to Earth that. 237 00:12:42.279 --> 00:12:46.440 This villa is vacated. Oh no, hello, can a man 238 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:49.519 think evicted from Sweetheart's Nest? 239 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:53.759 But there are so many things we have to do before. 240 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:54.039 We can leave. 241 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:58.600 We have to pack get Agner's creative and of course 242 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:02.159 I was planning on Bernie this stuck old doghouse to the. 243 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:07.360 Ground, Bernie Sweethearts, No, no, no, please please, My husband 244 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:08.000 is joking. 245 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:14.399 Oh, mister, have you another villa available? 246 00:13:14.519 --> 00:13:16.039 I'll let me check with my notebook. 247 00:13:17.240 --> 00:13:20.200 Oh here's something, a cute little mink branch you can 248 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:21.879 get a cheap that people couldn't make a go of. 249 00:13:21.919 --> 00:13:23.759 It. Just didn't get along with the mink. 250 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:27.840 Eh, I'm really not acquainted with exactly what happened. 251 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:32.279 Nevertheless, it is a goodbye mister Frankly. Do you think 252 00:13:32.440 --> 00:13:35.240 I could get along with the mink? Do you wish 253 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:37.039 me to be free? Please? No? 254 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:40.679 In fact, mister bout you, I cannot see you getting 255 00:13:40.720 --> 00:13:41.480 along with anything. 256 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:43.080 Now get out of this house. 257 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:45.519 Edwin, what are we going to do? 258 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:48.240 I've got to get to my Uncle good Heart broadcast. 259 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:50.360 You'd better get out and find a place for. 260 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:53.080 Us, Oh, Edwin, looking for a place to live. 261 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:54.639 It's a grueling experience. 262 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:56.080 What do you think I'll be going through on that 263 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:59.919 broadcast this afternoon? Uncle good Heart solves the world's problem 264 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:05.039 by setting a canary's broken leg canter the time I'll 265 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:13.159 be late for the broadcast. 266 00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:29.679 Allow back to the Magnificent Montague. 267 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:39.120 He is in the middle of his Uncle good Heart 268 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:42.120 radio program. 269 00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:45.320 Oh my God, good Heart, you make me so ashamed 270 00:14:45.320 --> 00:14:48.120 of myself for shooting this little canary. 271 00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:50.240 With the shotgun you gave me for Meatsmith. 272 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:55.360 No, now, Ronald, I gave you that gun because hunting 273 00:14:55.480 --> 00:14:56.000 is a sport. 274 00:14:56.080 --> 00:15:00.200 That Bill's character. But Ronald shooting a canary with the 275 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:14.519 double barrels and while it was still in its cave. Oh, Ronald, you. 276 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:18.279 Not only hurt Uncle good Hearts canari, but you blasted 277 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:20.639 out one of the walls of Uncle good Heart's little 278 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:22.519 pottage on the sunny side of the lady. 279 00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:26.120 Oh welcome. I'm just a bad boy. 280 00:15:27.320 --> 00:15:30.639 No, Ronald, You're just an exuberant, impulsive youth. 281 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:34.799 Now I'm not. I'm mistaker, Ronald. 282 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:38.559 I can understand you're racing through the business district in 283 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:42.000 your hot rod while firing point blank in the crowds. 284 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:48.200 But Ronald, shooting Uncle good Heart's kader. There's a limit. Oh, 285 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:53.919 Uncle good Heart, you are so so good. 286 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:57.159 Here is your gun back, Ronald, think of this to 287 00:15:57.320 --> 00:15:59.080 the canaria the next time you fire. 288 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:03.000 At close range creatures. Think of this little bird. As 289 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:06.879 you go out on life's highway with your eyes on high, 290 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:10.399 look into the sun and life. 291 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:24.799 So ends another episode of Uncle good Heart brought to 292 00:16:24.879 --> 00:16:26.480 you by Shalla Marsel. 293 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:28.720 And now before we leave. 294 00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:32.279 You until tomorrow, here is Uncle good Heart with his 295 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:36.200 thought for the day when a hurricane hits your neighbor's 296 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:40.279 house and everything's lost in the blow as he stands 297 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:42.200 there alone when his house used to be. 298 00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:46.200 Won't you step up and say cheerio. 299 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:55.080 You're off the air, mister Montagall, step up and say cheerio. 300 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:59.080 I must stop by that kindergarten. Speak to my writers again. 301 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:01.960 Oh goodness, show mister Montague. Did you really like your 302 00:17:02.000 --> 00:17:03.240 mister kill? Oh? 303 00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:06.920 Yes, you know well, my boy, I would suggested you work, 304 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:09.440 save up your money until you have a nice round 305 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:11.720 sum and then go out and get your head examined. 306 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:15.240 Yes, sir, Oh, your wife called. She couldn't find a 307 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:17.240 place to live. She wants you to come right home. 308 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:20.000 Oh no, where are we going to sleep tonight in 309 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:21.079 the Hollywood Bowl? 310 00:17:21.880 --> 00:17:24.599 I better get home. Hey, ma, Ma fook at him? 311 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:26.519 Sure are you, sir? 312 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:29.880 With the dianderesel face and this pee bear with a 313 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:33.000 flower growing out of her head referring to me? 314 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:35.640 Oh yes, sir, how do he doodlely do sir, we're 315 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:39.400 in the NBC studio tour. When Ma Hair spotted you, 316 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:42.119 she did, Sir, we listen to you every day on 317 00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:42.519 the air. 318 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:43.599 You're a favorite. 319 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:45.200 I don't know how I'd ever get through the day 320 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:46.160 without your guidance. 321 00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:49.240 Well, thank you. It's very seldom I meet listener. Well, 322 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:51.000 I know how busy you must be. 323 00:17:51.160 --> 00:17:53.759 But Ma would sure appreciate it if you gave her 324 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:54.440 your autograph. 325 00:17:54.519 --> 00:18:01.440 Mister link letter link letter? Ain't you art link letter? 326 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:01.680 No? 327 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:05.799 I am not art linkletter? Hell if id so much 328 00:18:05.799 --> 00:18:07.559 of see other? One of you morons? 329 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:10.400 Again, I should have come known from coast to coast 330 00:18:10.400 --> 00:18:12.359 as the mad butcher of NBC. 331 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:35.759 Oh, Agnes, let me sit down. I'm exhausted walking walking 332 00:18:35.839 --> 00:18:39.000 all afternoon looking for a place to live and be. 333 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:42.680 To the sacks. How, brother, we covered Los Angeles like 334 00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:45.680 the smog. Well, thank goodness. 335 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:47.920 Mister and missus Ingleby are such nice people. 336 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:50.119 Are you sure when they found they said we could 337 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:51.000 stay here with them? 338 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:53.480 Yes, they said there were two bedrooms and they're only 339 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:54.200 going to use one. 340 00:18:55.160 --> 00:18:55.440 All that. 341 00:18:55.720 --> 00:18:57.960 Edwin home from his broadcast. 342 00:18:57.720 --> 00:18:59.920 Lily, what are you going to do out here? 343 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:02.880 There are even subway stations where a gentleman can spend 344 00:19:02.880 --> 00:19:03.200 the night. 345 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:06.920 Now, don't get excited, Edwin, I have wonderful news. 346 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:09.400 Found a place for us. Well, Edmund, there's nothing available. 347 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:12.240 There are ten hardware conventions in town. 348 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:14.200 And that's good new Lily. 349 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:16.799 Are you planning on buying a fust vowel? 350 00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:20.880 No, we don't have to leave this house. 351 00:19:21.079 --> 00:19:25.119 Something happened to the ingle Butts. Nothing mine, I hope no, Edwin. 352 00:19:25.319 --> 00:19:27.279 The ingle Butts are moving in today. But they said 353 00:19:27.279 --> 00:19:28.960 we could stay and share the house. 354 00:19:29.160 --> 00:19:33.119 Share the house, but there's only our bedroom and agnuses oh, Edmund. 355 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:35.920 The Inglebuts will use one bedroom, of course, and Agnes 356 00:19:35.960 --> 00:19:37.039 now will use the other one. 357 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:39.680 Go on, there's still a little old measy. 358 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:41.720 Well. 359 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:43.759 We thought we could fixed up the garage for you. 360 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:47.839 The garage, but am I an old. 361 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:54.759 Essex me in a dankarage with my pulse nagel drip. 362 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:56.480 Edwin. 363 00:19:56.559 --> 00:19:58.920 You know Agnes can't sleep in a garage, not with 364 00:19:58.960 --> 00:19:59.960 her sinus condition. 365 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:02.240 I'd keep the country up all night. They think the 366 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:04.559 Hollywood damn gave way. 367 00:20:04.839 --> 00:20:07.400 I'd drive my body three thousand miles of the mountains, 368 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:10.119 rivers and prairies to sleep in the garage. 369 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:12.640 Now, ed we Bey putting the day bed in there, 370 00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:14.880 and a rug, a little table and a lamp. 371 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.119 Oh, Charley, we must have it photographed for a house beautiful. 372 00:20:20.440 --> 00:20:22.880 It's only because the ingle Butts are such nice people 373 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:24.200 that we're not out on the street. 374 00:20:24.359 --> 00:20:25.839 All right, all right. 375 00:20:25.880 --> 00:20:28.000 The only reason they're letting us stay is because we're 376 00:20:28.079 --> 00:20:29.200 fellow Easterners. 377 00:20:29.359 --> 00:20:34.000 Fellow Easterners. They're from New York too. Yeah, that's someone 378 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:36.440 to talk to. Imagine meeting out here. 379 00:20:36.759 --> 00:20:39.519 It's like Stanley meeting Livingstone and darkest Africa. 380 00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:43.519 It's getting light. They should be here. There they are. 381 00:20:43.559 --> 00:20:44.279 I'll get the door. 382 00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:45.240 I remember Edwin. 383 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:46.279 Be nice to them. 384 00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:49.440 Nice, how charm no lily, they love me. 385 00:20:50.759 --> 00:20:52.400 Come in, mister and missus Inglebud. 386 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:54.279 Well, howly doodle do? 387 00:20:57.240 --> 00:20:58.960 Come right in, mister and missus ingle Butt. 388 00:20:59.319 --> 00:21:00.839 This is my wow. 389 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:05.960 Oops, hey, pauw hayy that crazy fella from NBC. 390 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:11.759 My husband Edwin me NBC. So I've never been so 391 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:14.680 insulted in my life. Are you sure you ain't from NBC? 392 00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:17.799 My dear mister ingobut, I am Edward Montague of the 393 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:20.640 stage and Raoul Randolph of the screen. 394 00:21:20.920 --> 00:21:22.839 Well you sure sound like a fellow who rupt us 395 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:23.720 up over at NBC. 396 00:21:24.039 --> 00:21:27.160 I do, yes, there was a nasty tempered old grouse 397 00:21:27.720 --> 00:21:29.920 to think we must took him for that nice. 398 00:21:29.640 --> 00:21:34.519 Fella art link letter. Come here, covey here, Agnes, and 399 00:21:34.559 --> 00:21:36.359 take mister Ingott's duffel bag. 400 00:21:36.880 --> 00:21:39.920 Well, here's it down. This is your home, you know. Oh, 401 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:41.200