Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm just a little anxious to start the show.
Speaker 1: I cut it right off.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: This just in Emily Teresas and I are at the
Speaker 1: Darling News desk ready to recap several different shows. We've
Speaker 1: got Below Deck med. We watched the first two episodes
Speaker 1: and we also have Atlanta episode eleven I Believe, in
Speaker 1: which there is an eighties party. Yes, I am donned
Speaker 1: in my basically a crew T shirt. No, I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a crew isad for Below Deck in honor of the
Speaker 1: Akira one. It's red. It's like a yeah, do I
Speaker 1: need to escortin it? Further? Thank you so much? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is straight off of the Cabareami that I did certainly.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, No, I didn't wear this in the Cabareami.
Speaker 1: In the CABARETI I go all out with like a
Speaker 1: captain's jacket with like gold I was going to say white,
Speaker 1: a prize in the hat and shades, but this was
Speaker 1: just like for videos.
Speaker 3: I think, well, anyway, it looks great.
Speaker 4: It could also be eighties.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't dress the theme for either show.
Speaker 1: You didn't have time, You didn't have time, we're doing
Speaker 1: another Darlings after Dark. I am exhausting this this gal here, Emily,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry and thank you for as they say
Speaker 1: in The Bachelor, thanks for showing up. Oh my. I
Speaker 1: forced the Darlings after Dark. I forced it.
Speaker 3: First of all, your internet was weird because of the fire.
Speaker 3: The fire, the fire. It was called max yeah, maximum fire.
Speaker 3: And then and I had to help my friend and
Speaker 3: I was like, it's going to be a Darlings after Dark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And here we are. And you know what, quite frankly,
Speaker 1: it's better because you know, I need to unwind at
Speaker 1: the end of the day. I've got family in town,
Speaker 1: my daughter's it's summer break, Brett's gone all the livelong day.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best, you know. And quite honestly, I
Speaker 1: just took a gummy. Yeah. And you know what, As
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, this show is sponsored by Loomy Gummies,
Speaker 1: So go ahead get your I mean it's fifteen percent off,
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Speaker 1: what are you waiting for? I like the it's strawberry.
Speaker 1: I think it's sour strawberry delicious and it's a hybrid,
Speaker 1: so it gives you a little bit of sativa, a
Speaker 1: little bit of indica. It's a nice balance. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: just take a bite, take half of it and not
Speaker 1: all of it, Yeah, which I did now. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know what, we'll see where this goes.
Speaker 1: I might end up in Croatia in my mind by
Speaker 1: the end of this.
Speaker 4: Great for free, and you can do it for free.
Speaker 1: Look at you, you, charter guest, Thank you very much,
Speaker 1: and I will tip nineteen hundred, nineteen hundred and one
Speaker 1: penny each. That's price is right, numbers right there. Gonna
Speaker 1: go over, Emily, we have our work cut out for
Speaker 1: us today. We've got to start with below deck med
Speaker 1: because it's just so exciting that it's backlomely Welcome into
Speaker 1: the charter season over in Croatia, and we're on a
Speaker 1: new super yacht. We are no longer on the Bravada.
Speaker 1: We are we're on a two anchor boat. And you
Speaker 1: know what that means, Emily. We're gonna hit the dock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what that means. That's exactly what that means. Kira one.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think that Sandy Do you think
Speaker 1: the captain Sandy gets excited when bad things happen, because
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think she does, Like I think she
Speaker 1: likes it when things happen because she is able to
Speaker 1: show her leadership skills when things go wrong, because because
Speaker 1: that's where she shines. So like, for example, they hit
Speaker 1: that doc and she comes out and she's just like
Speaker 1: caressing the fiberglass. She's like it's seeable or like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what word she used, it's seaworthy, you know.
Speaker 4: She just basically I just think it takes a lot
Speaker 4: to get her going.
Speaker 1: It does, and I love that.
Speaker 3: I know, like we think that she's showing off only
Speaker 3: because we would be crumbling and like oh like totally
Speaker 3: running away from the.
Speaker 1: Boat fight or flight. Yeah, yeah, you would fight. Then
Speaker 1: we would fight, yeah, and then we would fawn somewhere
Speaker 1: in a bar in Croatia. Yeah, she just like she
Speaker 1: loves it. She was kind of smiling when she when
Speaker 1: she was walking down the side of the boat, whether
Speaker 1: it's stuff, bird port side, whatever, she had a little
Speaker 1: smirk on her face like what did we get ourselves into? Huh,
Speaker 1: what happened back here? Let's go take a look. And
Speaker 1: then she's she looks and sure enough, it's like it's fine.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get through it. And the fact that I
Speaker 1: mean Nathan was destroyed, I would be too. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she got to shine like we always want to see
Speaker 1: her shine by giving a gorgeous croatia pep talk.
Speaker 3: Well, he was. He was thrown because of Joe, Like
Speaker 3: he is not performing for Sandy.
Speaker 1: He's performing for Joe. Yes, just like women dress for women.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's rattled.
Speaker 1: He is rattled to the core. And that's probably I mean,
Speaker 1: but you know what, raise your voice, you know, talk
Speaker 1: a little louder, cut the accent by a few syllables.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm joking. No, Nathan, I did have an
Speaker 1: issue with that because he doesn't talk very loud. And
Speaker 1: I think in that situation, since we had that party
Speaker 1: boat and those fake party sounds.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was gonna ask you, was that legit?
Speaker 1: No, but I think that, like I'm sure it was loud,
Speaker 1: no doubt it was loud, But I think that they,
Speaker 1: you know, exaggerated it for the purpose of us so
Speaker 1: that we could feel like or hear what it would
Speaker 1: sound like if we were on that boat.
Speaker 3: Well, also, it takes very little sound to fuck up
Speaker 3: a docking like the captain's whoever it is, is always
Speaker 3: and everybody's always like shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1: We're docking the boat, right, shut.
Speaker 3: Up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1: We're shut up, shut up, shut up. We're ducking in
Speaker 1: the boat. Oh we hit the boat. Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1: It's still see you worthy.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, But.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I believed the audio. I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe that we can get through this, okay, And
Speaker 1: I want you to go to sleep and wake up
Speaker 1: with a with a brand new doc on your face.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh my god?
Speaker 3: What how cute was their little baby? When Sandy held
Speaker 3: their baby and he like immediately was like on her
Speaker 3: sea bosom, come on, get in my seabosom kid, He
Speaker 3: like headbutted her sea bosm.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. He was out. He's like, yes, thank you,
Speaker 1: I'm home. Uh huh. He's gonna be a he's going
Speaker 1: to be a captain someday because he's like, I'm in
Speaker 1: the wheelhouse. This is where it all happens. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: where I was probably conceived. Sandy in her confessional was like, ah,
Speaker 1: it's so great to they're together and that baby happened
Speaker 1: here on this boat. I was probably in the next
Speaker 1: room over. Yeah, isn't that great? Oh yeah, yeay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about these people, these crew members. Let's just
Speaker 1: go down the list. Okay, yeah, okay. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: we've got Asia. She's back as she's obviously she says
Speaker 1: she's engaged, but in real time she's married, as we know.
Speaker 1: She got there early to prepare with Sandy, and they're
Speaker 1: just jumping off the cliffs living their best life, which
Speaker 1: I love. Oh my god, that looked awesome.
Speaker 3: And that was just like one day. I know, that
Speaker 3: was like the greatest best friend montage of all time.
Speaker 1: You're right, it was one day and it was like
Speaker 1: they just did everything. Let's go Sunday, all right, let's
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 3: My best friend I haven't had totally riding bikes. They
Speaker 3: were missing like ice cream together.
Speaker 1: They did get necklaces with a broken heart, and each
Speaker 1: one has a side they just get. They get like
Speaker 1: piercings and tattoos, just.
Speaker 3: Like she did with Captain Lee. That's what it should probably,
Speaker 3: you know, the Captain Lee and Aisha montage. We all
Speaker 3: love that.
Speaker 1: We all love that, all love that. And then of
Speaker 1: course Nathan is there he's back as the bo'swain, and
Speaker 1: Gail is along with paying for that housing, Jayden, who's
Speaker 1: paying for that housing? We are as viewers. That's a
Speaker 1: gorgeous Airbnb. I mean, I think that she would be
Speaker 1: considered part of the crew or part of the cast,
Speaker 1: not crew, part of the cast. So they're gonna pay
Speaker 1: for that for her because they're going to be on
Speaker 1: the show. I wonder if they did like a split
Speaker 1: se I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm curious about how that works. It's usually like
Speaker 3: a as a couple, your other person doesn't get paid
Speaker 3: or anything.
Speaker 1: They're just there. But yeah, every person someone's paying for that.
Speaker 1: The couple them is, but there's no other couple like them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's also below deck and they never like,
Speaker 3: they barely pay anybody. So that's why I was hoping
Speaker 3: somebody who's like, you know what, oh, yeah, well we'll
Speaker 3: cover this. I think I have a feeling that they did.
Speaker 3: I have a good feeling about it.
Speaker 1: I do. Now. Then Sandy's like, look who's coming remember
Speaker 1: this guy, Joe? Joe, Now get.
Speaker 3: Ready for your montage. You and Joe are getting now
Speaker 3: film your best friend's montage.
Speaker 1: Run down the dock like you did that last season. Huh.
Speaker 1: And he's slapped that clipboard in her face and she's like,
Speaker 1: what happened? What's what's the problem? Like, all right, Sandy.
Speaker 3: Oka to what why he wasn't Porsche?
Speaker 1: What happened with you? And Joe Bradley? Couldn't you consider
Speaker 1: talking to him again? Yeah? So funny and so so anyway,
Speaker 1: he's coming back. Love it great cast. Already we have
Speaker 1: Cooper who's had one month of yachting. This is actually
Speaker 1: the most extreme, I think situation we've ever seen someone
Speaker 1: this green. I've never seen it one month at yachting
Speaker 1: on the deck who anywhere.
Speaker 3: Well, we had the gal from Love Island who did
Speaker 3: the warehouse training to be like a stew Remember that
Speaker 3: she's like, I trained in a way a house.
Speaker 1: She's right every way. That's so funny. Did she ever
Speaker 1: spend any time on a boat? Not that I recall.
Speaker 1: I think this her training was like, that's incredible, good work,
Speaker 1: good work. I would never be able to have pulled
Speaker 1: that out of anywhere. And I'm proud of that. No,
Speaker 1: I am impressed and jealous. But if that is so,
Speaker 1: she was already a reality star. They grabbed her and
Speaker 1: they if they threw her in there. Okay, but this guy,
Speaker 1: you know, I wonder how he got on their radar.
Speaker 1: It makes more sense she would get on the radar
Speaker 1: because she's in reality. But like, it's interesting how he did.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if that was his whole plan. Like,
Speaker 1: I am not gonna play football anymore. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: get on this show so much.
Speaker 3: What maybe he's got to be on everyone's radar because
Speaker 3: he's pretty tall and he just walks through radars like
Speaker 3: he's just on everything. Also, he's going to have multiple
Speaker 3: concussions on that, but he was already worried about all
Speaker 3: his concussions. I'm like, dude, you better walk, you better
Speaker 3: get that Captain Jason Helmet, I walk.
Speaker 1: Rare to you. I do not know any of these
Speaker 1: tall fellas or ladies would ever go and work on
Speaker 1: a boat. No, I mean think about. But also it's
Speaker 1: like submarines. You know, when you're in the Navy and
Speaker 1: you've got these guys under there and they're clunking around.
Speaker 4: I mean, some of those navy guys are not tall.
Speaker 1: They're stocky, you know what they are. They're stocky. Oh
Speaker 1: that's nice. And they got real thing dicks. They're not long,
Speaker 1: they're just real stuffy, thick, muscular dicks.
Speaker 3: And the gummy has arrived.
Speaker 1: Everybody drama drama, No, honestly, it takes a lot longer
Speaker 1: than that. It's this is coming from the real name.
Speaker 1: This is just true Darling's after Dark. Anything's possible, any who?
Speaker 1: Cooper Cooper, fourteenth tight end in the nation. And now,
Speaker 1: riddle me this. When we saw a gentlemen out on
Speaker 1: the deck or in the crew mess do the splits
Speaker 1: giving Kyle a run for their money. By the way,
Speaker 1: shit was that Luke or was that Cooper?
Speaker 3: That was Cooper?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3: I thought it was Cooper. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 3: was Cooper.
Speaker 1: It's okay, It's okay, it's not It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be that intense. Emily, I'm not gonna be mad.
Speaker 3: You don't know she's telling you guys that because you
Speaker 3: guys are listening. But let me tell you, when these
Speaker 3: mics go off, yeah, I'm gonna just talk over it
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna tell you, darlings, I'm gonna get a
Speaker 3: raft of shit.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be laced.
Speaker 3: Emily and We're gonna just laugh and laugh, but I
Speaker 3: am gonna catch it after this, guys, Luke is.
Speaker 1: The only note I have for Luke is older. That's
Speaker 1: what I have. No way, that is so funny. Cat
Speaker 1: seven months, Genevieve eighteen years in yachting, was it? Chief
Speaker 1: Kardashian's bad bunny. Grew up in New York City, went
Speaker 1: to school with famous kids, and wants to be more
Speaker 1: successful than parents, and is a royal bitch. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1: She is rough. Oh my god, that's some real stuff
Speaker 1: too that you can't That's that's coming from deep and
Speaker 1: deep in there.
Speaker 3: I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that we
Speaker 3: are the editors and producers are like, just edit her
Speaker 3: down to all these moments she's complaining. But that's still
Speaker 3: so much complaining.
Speaker 1: Because it's only been like two days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if everything else she said was positive besides that,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. That's so much complaining.
Speaker 1: It is, and we all already she told us in
Speaker 1: plain sight, you know this is who I am. I'm
Speaker 1: a competitive person and I want to do the best.
Speaker 1: I want to be the best, and I'll fight my
Speaker 1: way to get it. And she told us She literally
Speaker 1: looked at the camera and said, yeah, I'm a trader, Emily,
Speaker 1: I'm a trader, and I will do what it takes
Speaker 1: to get seconds to.
Speaker 3: She's another one man loves a position.
Speaker 1: You know. She kind of reminds me a little bit
Speaker 1: of Barbie, but not Barbie's not as well. Barbie was
Speaker 1: a better seems to me like she knew what she
Speaker 1: was doing a lot more than Genevieve. But it's only
Speaker 1: been a little while so far, so I can't tell Barbie.
Speaker 3: She got a bad rap that because I love Fraser,
Speaker 3: but that that season was weird. Remember he was just like, hey,
Speaker 3: so weird with her. He was she was very good
Speaker 3: at her job, but he kept kind of like trying
Speaker 3: to take care of the one gal that was like
Speaker 3: really bummed out the whole time and not great and
Speaker 3: and Barbie was like running circles around her. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's got some she's I would much rather work with
Speaker 3: Barbie than Jen.
Speaker 1: Me too, and CALLI the energizer bunny, who I do
Speaker 1: have a couple gus. I can see how she's rubbing
Speaker 1: Genevieve the wrong way. I can see it. It's pretty obvious.
Speaker 1: It's it's a light like you're sprinkling of she's pissing
Speaker 1: on She's pissing on the boat, you know, because she
Speaker 1: wants to be seconds to so she's definitely doing that,
Speaker 1: but it just comes off so much better. But like
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, we Oh, I decided to put the
Speaker 1: decorations here, like with the other decorations, is what I
Speaker 1: decided to do. That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: Well, But she was only defending it because Jen came
Speaker 3: at her with this. Jen keeps coming at her.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then with the shot glasses, She's like, where
Speaker 1: are the shot glasses? And she's like, oh, I put
Speaker 1: them up there so we could get them. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: so that's what we're doing now. So honestly I don't okay,
Speaker 1: So where are we with this? Is is Kate Kaylee?
Speaker 1: Is she kind of is she provoking? Is she kind
Speaker 1: of the person that's so nice and energetic and is
Speaker 1: such a go getter, but like she really kind of
Speaker 1: is poking but she doesn't even realize it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's not okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she did say that she ended up without
Speaker 1: any friends after she was a leader.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's abus in like middle school.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, I'm probably wrong, but to me, Jena's
Speaker 3: rubbed me. I just didn't like Jens.
Speaker 1: Jen is the obvious villain. So that's why, because we're experts, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm throwing this out there, like, hey, guys, like,
Speaker 1: let's take a cloe, let's get our magnifying glasses out
Speaker 1: and say, hey, are we going to see in a
Speaker 1: few episodes that like Kaylee is the one who's actually
Speaker 1: sprinkling a little poison around in your coffee. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I don't think he gives you
Speaker 3: shits if she's a if she's a second stit, she
Speaker 3: does you think, yeah, because she told us Also she
Speaker 3: like wants to be the best. She's a leader, but
Speaker 3: she's not walking around like saying how much that position like.
Speaker 1: How I'm saying she's it's because she's a sleeper. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm saying that she's hiding.
Speaker 3: I think she's like a yellow lab. She's just happy
Speaker 3: to be there and.
Speaker 1: Great with kids and other cats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she's I don't know, but again I
Speaker 3: could be wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Either I would
Speaker 1: love it if she is like the way that she
Speaker 1: appears to us now, because I think that's great and
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: I trust Asia catching it and.
Speaker 1: Be like I don't like this. Oh yeah that's going
Speaker 1: to be good if that happens.
Speaker 3: But that was her being like hey, like I that
Speaker 3: was Kaylee being like, hey, this is I'm good, but
Speaker 3: you know whatever, like she's she was basically yielding to Jen,
Speaker 3: and then issue was like I don't like this.
Speaker 1: If one day or two days, yeah, not good. Jen
Speaker 1: has it to lose. And by that's just like stupid
Speaker 1: playing like you you can get so much further if
Speaker 1: you are playing it the way that I'm pretending that
Speaker 1: Kaylie's playing it, just because I'm trying to make it,
Speaker 1: just trying to build some layers here. Kat is super fun,
Speaker 1: really fun vibes. I like her. She's like a Lilasia.
Speaker 1: Yeah she's.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the chef is incredibly talented holy smokes, Yeah
Speaker 1: chocolate school, emilylit school chocolate, and so she seems really cool. Listen,
Speaker 1: if there was a hot guy in my galley, i'd
Speaker 1: give him that steak too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's that hot, but that's.
Speaker 1: Who it was that I don't even remember. Was it Luke? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Luke. Oh well, it reminds me.
Speaker 5: Of I think more Cutter, strutter, what was that guy's
Speaker 5: name to walk through and fuck with what's her head
Speaker 5: and take all her food?
Speaker 1: Oh, Zorena.
Speaker 3: It was like.
Speaker 1: Muffler, Styler, Styler, no cut scrubules, Uh, scuppers, scuppers. That's
Speaker 1: what's on a boat. That's what's actually on the boat
Speaker 1: that they that's a boat part.
Speaker 3: And it reminds me of somebody that's purposely getting to
Speaker 3: know the chef for scrill X the right reasons. Yeah,
Speaker 3: scripters thriller.
Speaker 1: Luke is more attractive to me than I think Cooper.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? I don't think you're wrong. I'm just
Speaker 1: not into either. Well, but we have to pick. That's
Speaker 1: the game. This is darlings have to dark.
Speaker 3: You have to pick one, so I don't have to
Speaker 3: be in anybody.
Speaker 1: I pulled it. I got the ASHA card. You're not engaged.
Speaker 3: Shit, Well, like I I don't. I guess, Luke, I
Speaker 3: guess because also, yeah, the other guy was it that
Speaker 3: we woun't know Cooper? Cooper, I would.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna go with Cooper.
Speaker 3: He had a weird voices. What he's walking around like,
Speaker 3: always talking in voices like Luke.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh no, I can't have another me.
Speaker 3: Not your voices. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: He's doing, Like, can you imagine if him and I
Speaker 1: were together? Okay, I don't do that, by the way. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a normal person in my regular life. Emily, we
Speaker 1: talk later. We'll talk later after the show, Okay. So
Speaker 1: we agree it's Luke is the attractive one because Coopers,
Speaker 1: because he's got those little like seashell ducklasses on in
Speaker 1: one in one and it's real tight around the next.
Speaker 1: So you can't. I'm sorry. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: with anybody. I want to go home. I do too.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go up to Oh they've got really
Speaker 1: small cabins, which is strange because it's a bigger boat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: too bad. Oh. I love when Asia was exploring the
Speaker 1: boat and she's like.
Speaker 6: Beautiful big collars.
Speaker 1: So I love what the collars warm browns. Okay, So
Speaker 1: Nathan and Joe they Nathan isn't having it at all,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, buddy, time has gone by, Get over it.
Speaker 1: That's where I stand.
Speaker 3: I'm not over it because it was so weird, and
Speaker 3: Joe makes that he is always working behind the scenes
Speaker 3: against whoever the authority is.
Speaker 1: That's what Ale said on the phone. Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 3: I don't like it, And I get where Nathan's like,
Speaker 3: because he realized last season when here, when they're buddy buddy,
Speaker 3: he's just going to get fully taken advantage of. So
Speaker 3: rather just like arms length with Joe, and I feel
Speaker 3: terrible about like his Joe's mom and that diagnosis.
Speaker 1: Dear lord, that was a really heartbreaking moment and a
Speaker 1: very emotional one for real TV because his mother she
Speaker 1: speaks with such heart and compassion and character and like
Speaker 1: you just feel like she's everybody's mother and you feel
Speaker 1: like you're watching a movie because she's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fight Joe, look at me. You know. It just was
Speaker 1: so dramatic. But how about Captain Sandy coming down and
Speaker 1: being like, I got right. Yeah, hop John's phone ring ring,
Speaker 1: it's for you. That was so boss of her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say when when it after that, it
Speaker 3: was all like done and there at crew night, I'm like,
Speaker 3: Joe is going to be a nightmare on.
Speaker 1: This boat with these girls. He's gonna have eight.
Speaker 3: He will fight, he will befriend that loud party boat.
Speaker 3: There will be so many triangles going on, just as
Speaker 3: a distraction for her, Yeah, as a distraction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but nobody will know.
Speaker 3: They'll just be caught up in his eyebrows. We all
Speaker 3: tangled up in there.
Speaker 1: I was actually really shocked at the end of episode
Speaker 1: two when Nathan was just reading him for filth at
Speaker 1: crew night out the day that he found out about
Speaker 1: his mom.
Speaker 3: I do like, yeah, I wish that Nathan would have
Speaker 3: maybe stopped to listen. But at the same time, like
Speaker 3: he just heard him saying something bad about Gail and
Speaker 3: that is like, oh, yeah, Joe's slow start.
Speaker 1: He that was Joe's bad I mean that's look. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was a pretty innocent thing to say, because it's true.
Speaker 1: I mean she would probably say the same thing too.
Speaker 1: And to your point, I think that if he would
Speaker 1: have listened to what Joe had to say, they could
Speaker 1: have talked it out. And I honestly would have thought
Speaker 1: that Nathan could have given him that opportunity, considering that
Speaker 1: perhaps he had a little more compassion for him now
Speaker 1: that he's going through this. But Nathan is very He's
Speaker 1: he just doesn't stop. He just runs through and doesn't
Speaker 1: listen to anybody. That's how I feel like he's always been.
Speaker 1: It's his way. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like he's got a real short fuse,
Speaker 3: but still.
Speaker 1: Doesn't talk loud enough. Like you're so close to that, doc,
Speaker 1: how are you not screaming? Yeah? Yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: two meters two meters you know, spin back, spin back, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how. That's what you say, doctor, Many, so many
Speaker 1: I dated a lot of stocky navy men. Yeah, with wide, wide,
Speaker 1: chunky lanes. I look at that wide lane. It's like
Speaker 1: a fender, you know, one of those fenders coming back in,
Speaker 1: coming back to park again, and then they're going to
Speaker 1: hit the boat beside them. This is a disaster. And
Speaker 1: you know what, Sandy's a lot more happy than I
Speaker 1: think she should be.
Speaker 4: Wow, you have some notes for Sandy.
Speaker 1: No, I could never, But honestly, I thought when that
Speaker 1: second thing happened with the boat and like you know,
Speaker 1: when they had to put the fenders out on the side,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is going to be so good.
Speaker 1: She is going to make Joe the bosin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he thought that so yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: he is He's going to be the Bosin. I do
Speaker 3: think by the time the season's over, I would put
Speaker 3: money on that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well this is why I mean. I
Speaker 1: said it, but I didn't even believe myself when I
Speaker 1: said it. But now that you're saying it, I'm like, really.
Speaker 3: Well, unless the trailers are incorrect.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what does it say I don't like watching
Speaker 1: the trails trailers anymore?
Speaker 3: Okay, well it doesn't say anything. It just shows Nathan
Speaker 3: not being able to keep it together. So I could
Speaker 3: see also with Gail and the baby there like maybe something,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like there's a lot of
Speaker 3: pressure on him, and if there's some for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: he needs to leave the boat then or needs a break,
Speaker 3: Joe will step in.
Speaker 1: I have no problem with him coming on the boat
Speaker 1: and saying, like I did all this in my time off.
Speaker 1: I have goals. I want to be a Bosin. I
Speaker 1: want to be a captain one day. I've been doing
Speaker 1: all this work and I want to be lead deckhand.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And for
Speaker 1: him talking about that the way Nathan is not taking
Speaker 1: it personally all right, or like not taking this relationship
Speaker 1: in consideration for who's going to be lead hand. He's
Speaker 1: completely taking that into consideration. He's not even considering Joe.
Speaker 1: So I think that like, here's the thing, but can
Speaker 1: turn there.
Speaker 3: Joe fucked up there because he's like, oh, I made
Speaker 3: my own hours, I switched some things up anyway, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And that would drive me fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Forgot about that part because then you get.
Speaker 3: Into overtime and weirdness with other people's sleep schedules and stuff.
Speaker 1: Like why did he do that? Because he in his
Speaker 1: confessional he did say, you know, I wanted to show
Speaker 1: you know what I'm made of, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: show initiative. But I'm thinking, so is that how you
Speaker 1: show initiative on a boat? Do you just get up
Speaker 1: in the middle of night and go do night watch?
Speaker 1: Like what was he doing? I don't I didn't quite
Speaker 1: get it. So Yachti's Yachti's holler at, holler at your girl.
Speaker 3: But that's a Joe move where he just does He
Speaker 3: will do something sketchy and then he'll blame the other
Speaker 3: person for it, or he'll make them look like they
Speaker 3: were idiots for thinking.
Speaker 1: It was a bad idea.
Speaker 4: He does it with the women all the time.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I think I would be taken
Speaker 1: advantage of by Joe because I fall for his tricks.
Speaker 3: He would probably have to operate like Nathan, like very
Speaker 3: arms length and pissed and prickly, so he does not try.
Speaker 1: To get because he can get. Yeah, he'll weasel right
Speaker 1: in there, like because you're as you're explaining this to me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because he came in and he just
Speaker 1: laid out this, you know, random thing. Oh, I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I only got four hours of sleep. Of course, he's
Speaker 1: like baiting Nathan, Well, why did you get four hours
Speaker 1: of sleep? Oh? I was just up at the uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the wheelhouse, just you know, working on the scuppers. Why, like,
Speaker 1: you can't do that? That is so weird. Okay, we
Speaker 1: got to move on from X. I'm just stuck. I'm stuck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when Nathan h shut it down. Oh wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We can't get off of that yet because we have
Speaker 1: to talk about So when just getting back to when
Speaker 1: Joe and Nathan, you know, talk to each other for
Speaker 1: the first time, in Joe's like, did you have you
Speaker 1: even read the messages? And He's like, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: see that any need for it, and I just felt
Speaker 1: bad for v last year. I mean in just no
Speaker 1: room but for any conversation. But the way that I
Speaker 1: see it, Emily is like you have to work with
Speaker 1: this person. So I think that having a start with
Speaker 1: just an absolute wallup is doesn't seem like a good
Speaker 1: idea to me. How And what is another option? I mean,
Speaker 1: can't leader? You know Sandy's going to talk to him.
Speaker 3: Sandy's going to talk to Nathan and be like, you've
Speaker 3: got to be the better person. You're the leader, you're
Speaker 3: the bosin. Yeah, if you can't do that, I mean
Speaker 3: I find somebody that can.
Speaker 1: Right, He's taking everything everything and he's like Luke is
Speaker 1: better and she's like, you've known him for twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3: I think that Nathan is a good bosin. However, when
Speaker 3: I think about Nathan with Sandy, I mean, remember he
Speaker 3: took the light He couldn't remember the last season when
Speaker 3: he the whole light post came down on the boat
Speaker 3: because he didn't dock it properly. Like he maybe isn't
Speaker 3: a good boast.
Speaker 1: It is trying. Yeah, I think that we said that
Speaker 1: last year and too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think his anxiety is getting the better of
Speaker 3: h Yeah, well maybe Sandy sees through that.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's a leader. I'm going to give him eight
Speaker 1: more chances, all right, eight more episodes.
Speaker 3: We can also see through his anxiety, and you now
Speaker 3: can see through the end of the boat because there's
Speaker 3: a huge hole in it.
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Speaker 1: Thanks Darlings. Sandy's pep talk to him. It's like she's
Speaker 1: given him so many pep talks. I wonder if he's
Speaker 1: going to be the very person that's actually going to
Speaker 1: trigger her to not being the leader that we know
Speaker 1: her to be. She's going to be like, I can't
Speaker 1: give you any more pep talks and pep talked out.
Speaker 1: You made me snap. He's like he's the one who
Speaker 1: sets her up.
Speaker 3: I mean, oh God, bless because when he was talking
Speaker 3: to that fucking charter, yes, and he's talking about he
Speaker 3: just had a baby.
Speaker 1: Nathan and my.
Speaker 3: Girlfriend we just had a baby, and the charter just goes, oh,
Speaker 3: so and so up there, she just had a kid,
Speaker 3: her boobs are firm.
Speaker 1: They stay up. That was insane.
Speaker 3: I know that's his employee, by the.
Speaker 1: Way, right, Yeah, well, I mean I have a feeling
Speaker 1: that he knows all of them very well.
Speaker 3: But I'm yes, perhaps, but I just was like, dude,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Hey, look, Matt, Matt has it going on. You know.
Speaker 3: When the pre interview when they like when Sandy's showing
Speaker 3: them the iPad and then they go in and like
Speaker 3: we zoom in and then.
Speaker 1: We're in the shot with them.
Speaker 4: The wife is like, we were in Vegas, we put
Speaker 4: up live shows about.
Speaker 3: And all you hear from him is so you just
Speaker 3: hear his mouth open. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Yeah, uh huh. He's like jaba the hut. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was kind of like, like the second I was
Speaker 3: so skeeped out the second he started talking, Yeah for sure,
Speaker 3: and their mom and dad, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I thank you, no, no, thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: I liked hearing Sandy talk about how she's like when
Speaker 1: things get you know, people get crazy when things happen
Speaker 1: that aren't great. You know, people just you know, they
Speaker 1: get crazy. They don't like it. They do know how
Speaker 1: to handle it. So you know me. I just go
Speaker 1: quiet and then I figure out a plan and then
Speaker 1: I jump back into action and there I am. I
Speaker 1: love that lady. All right, Hey, we have been watching
Speaker 1: below Deck for how many years now? Have has anyone
Speaker 1: ever heard the word purser?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't. I have never heard the word purser. And
Speaker 1: so for that, Genevieve, we thank you, and you brought
Speaker 1: something new, so for you to be like, I want
Speaker 1: to be a purser. It's the highest possible rank in yachting,
Speaker 1: boating shipping, across all the category, and I want to
Speaker 1: be that. Like I think, do you think she just
Speaker 1: invented it?
Speaker 3: I think it's a level of yachting we can't even comprehend.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Yeah. So now I want to be
Speaker 1: a purser. I'm gonna call Norma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell her you need a purser. Okay, say I've
Speaker 3: loved I'm down a purser.
Speaker 1: I'm down a purser. Okay, Norma, it's me, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: down a purser. How about Kaylee's tablescapes? Huh oh great,
Speaker 1: love it? Okay, Next, I'm sorry, cheer you drink and
Speaker 1: drop your drink again.
Speaker 3: That was great with Kaylee's uh Kaylee knocked her flask
Speaker 3: over hydroflask and the interview impressed with their cakes too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was great. She can do anything. Love it,
Speaker 1: love it, love it, love it. So why don't we
Speaker 1: sail on? Why don't we just crash right into the
Speaker 1: dock and head on into Atlanta? Okay, welcome, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Did you know that Angela and Charles Oakley were at
Speaker 1: the next game? The next game? Yes, well that's exact
Speaker 1: I know. But he was kicked out, remember from the stadium,
Speaker 1: So that's a big deal that he was there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Were they in San Antonio? Was that the game
Speaker 3: they were at? They must have been in San Antonio
Speaker 3: because that was where the final was, right, Yeah, right.
Speaker 3: I didn't see them at the game. I was also
Speaker 3: not there, but I didn't see them shown on the camera.
Speaker 1: I was there, but I didn't see them. But I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I was in the same room with Charles Oakley.
Speaker 1: I'm always in the room. That's that's what Padri said,
Speaker 1: Remember in the room. Yeah, the room. I love that
Speaker 1: we're back at Lake Bailey again because you know, when
Speaker 1: she got that place, it was such a big deal,
Speaker 1: you know, Cynthia and like she's fifty and then like
Speaker 1: Lake Bailey and all this stuff. I just I'm kind
Speaker 1: of in love with the Lake Bailey era of Cynthia
Speaker 1: because I just think of her, you know, just soaking
Speaker 1: in tubs and you know, zooming glamorously and just booking
Speaker 1: lights here and there and just being in a secluded, beautiful,
Speaker 1: woodsy area with some water. It's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, And I like that kay Michelle also
Speaker 4: lives on a lake.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, she can go fishing. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're anyway, we're at Lake Bailey and uh with Shemiah.
Speaker 1: And this is interesting because it's like the whole Porscha
Speaker 1: thing is kind of starting to creep in no matter what,
Speaker 1: Like everyone's kind of even dropping it, and Cynthia is
Speaker 1: doing that work too. But we did find out that apparently,
Speaker 1: when Porsha and Shimia were texting back and forth after
Speaker 1: the reunion, Shemiah now was saying that Porsha said something
Speaker 1: about her marriage, so she took it right from the
Speaker 1: privacy of their own texts and right onto this show.
Speaker 1: And that is not good. No, I know.
Speaker 3: I was trying to figure that out. Because I was like,
Speaker 3: did Shemia does something come up about Simon? Like that's
Speaker 3: like I was trying to figure that out. Did Shemia
Speaker 3: say something I don't remember?
Speaker 1: Like why?
Speaker 3: Why did Porsia? Yeah, I don't know, Like there's some
Speaker 3: there's a lot going on there. I think there's so
Speaker 3: much shit that's been said between the two of them
Speaker 3: that we don't know about that they forget with what
Speaker 3: we know about.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The one thing that she did say, which was
Speaker 1: why Dennis was invited to Gerald's party because and this
Speaker 1: actually closed the loop for me that Dennis and Gerald
Speaker 1: are good friends and they have playdates together with their kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. So I mean I thought that was a
Speaker 1: real missing piece and h like that's why he knew
Speaker 1: about it way ahead of time.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I guess like I had just assumed that
Speaker 3: like Dennis in the you know, when every breakup or
Speaker 3: divorce somebody he ends up with friends and somebody certain
Speaker 3: friends and other people are you know, don't So I
Speaker 3: just thought, oh, did he just end up with Sami
Speaker 3: and Shamiah and Jared because that was convenient in terms
Speaker 3: of yeah, I don't know, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, so, yes, he did.
Speaker 3: And also, wait, it's Jerrol, not je Erald.
Speaker 1: Everybody I think Jared you you kind of you kind
Speaker 1: of like, you know, just smooth your way through it. It
Speaker 1: could have been anything. But that's great. Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: But that scene at Porsche's with Dennis really surprised me
Speaker 1: because that was real. That was real, and you know
Speaker 1: that I was looking like, oh, here we go again
Speaker 1: with another silly scene, and then Dennis pulls out this ring.
Speaker 1: The hell is he doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know why this was so bad, and
Speaker 3: it was really bad. I get it. But if if
Speaker 3: that happened to me, I'd be like, like, thank you,
Speaker 3: I'm now selling this because it is a valuable piece,
Speaker 3: and he's like, here, you can have it. But I
Speaker 3: wasn't registering how upset it was gonna make Porsche. And
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, this is like legit upsetting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But in other circumstances, like you look at like Jesse
Speaker 3: and Michelle on the valley and she's like, thank you,
Speaker 3: I would like that ring. I'm now making it into
Speaker 3: a necklace and you know, basically like you know, people
Speaker 3: fight over those.
Speaker 1: Man. No, that's absolutely true. And even though I mean
Speaker 1: Cynthia's great, and even though Portia's doing so much better
Speaker 1: financially than Michelle, you know, she even still it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter how wealthy you are, You're still going to fight
Speaker 1: over stuff like that, you know, for for whatever reasons.
Speaker 1: But I also, like, I did not know that he
Speaker 1: was actually waiting for her or hoping that something would
Speaker 1: end up together there, hoping that something would change and
Speaker 1: they could get back together. We've seen them joke around,
Speaker 1: I mean him joke around about it. He I just
Speaker 1: didn't think he was that serious. And I don't even
Speaker 1: know if he knows if he's that serious to be honest,
Speaker 1: because he couldn't even commit to her after all that well,
Speaker 1: I mean he was he cheated. So yeah, like I get.
Speaker 3: The vibe that they are like cousins, Like they they're
Speaker 3: just like like a like a.
Speaker 1: Brother sister mack. I had I agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no idea that this was still that
Speaker 3: painful for Portia. Like in my mind, Dennis comes over
Speaker 3: with her old engagement ring, She's going to be like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go cash this in and start you know,
Speaker 3: college fun, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever. I just was like, Okay, she's she's emotional
Speaker 1: you know, and I think obviously her going in the
Speaker 1: other room being like, did you know that he had
Speaker 1: a ring with him to the producers? Yeah, that was wild.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was a producer or somebody
Speaker 1: that like was her assistant. I didn't know who that was.
Speaker 1: She said it right at the camera. All right, fair enough, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe maybe not. We don't know
Speaker 1: for sure that is true. That's your opinion. I'll just
Speaker 1: I guess I'll believe you. Yeah, that's sad, all right.
Speaker 3: I kind of hope that she speaks. I know we'll
Speaker 3: hear more about it, but I would like to hear
Speaker 3: more about that.
Speaker 1: It's confusing because here she is at this culture con
Speaker 1: and now it's like the backlash of that SoundBite that
Speaker 1: she said, yeah I can be with her, I can
Speaker 1: be with him, and everyone's like whoa, because it was
Speaker 1: the first time she was really that open about it, right.
Speaker 4: I remember, it was all over the it was all
Speaker 4: over the news and everything.
Speaker 1: It was. It was in the wires. I got an
Speaker 1: alert on my phone. It's on watch duty. He's like
Speaker 1: fire fire in your area. Porsia just said she's bisexual.
Speaker 1: So I had to evacuate but anyway. Yeah, so he's like,
Speaker 1: I can't anymore. Calm down and I like that. She's
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, you calm down, and him saying
Speaker 1: like I thought that I did everything I could. I
Speaker 1: was so intentional with you, and she's like intentional, I'm
Speaker 1: the one who did everything.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Speaker 3: The only reason we're seeing a lot of dentis on
Speaker 3: this season with Porsche is because he will film with
Speaker 3: whoever will film with him, and he'll work his way
Speaker 3: in and that is fucked up. And so I'm sure
Speaker 3: Porscha was like, look, you can film scenes with me.
Speaker 3: I'll make some space and you can come and film
Speaker 3: scenes with me.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, Yeah, that's why I think, because
Speaker 1: it's true. No, you're right now. I didn't even think
Speaker 1: about that. Okay, So then let me look at that
Speaker 1: in a different light. What if that scene was exactly
Speaker 1: the way that all the other scenes have been, which
Speaker 1: is just like, you know, a sketch, and they're not
Speaker 1: taking it seriously and they're set up so we can
Speaker 1: film to get film with her. And then he surprised
Speaker 1: her by bringing that ring to mess with now you
Speaker 1: mess with her but to like make the scene better,
Speaker 1: and thought maybe she could handle that, but she totally couldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah probably, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Man, how come like I'm usually the one who's trying
Speaker 1: to peek behind the curtain. Well at this time, you're
Speaker 1: really yeah, I don't think, oh yeah, back.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm Dennis or anybody, I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: this is about to be a really expensive scene because
Speaker 3: she's keeping that ring. I'm out that ring now?
Speaker 1: Oh interesting? So yeah, well, yeah, there could be way
Speaker 1: more to this, Like they talked about selling the ring,
Speaker 1: or they talked about him giving it back. Maybe they
Speaker 1: had a conversation. Maybe he said he was going to
Speaker 1: give it to Polar like she said he should do.
Speaker 1: But either way, she clearly was was upset about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy that she's dating, I mean we keep hearing
Speaker 1: every week like he wants kids, he wants kids, and
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not going to do that, so like okay,
Speaker 1: so like we're just gonna just hang out or like
Speaker 1: why would we do this so that he can keep
Speaker 1: coming on camera?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I like that she's dating a lot,
Speaker 3: and I like that we're seeing it so I don't
Speaker 3: want to give him too much shit.
Speaker 1: I just am kind of like, it's kind of fop
Speaker 1: of my screen. No, I'm kidding. No, he does seem
Speaker 1: really nice. Actually yeah. But and she goes as an
Speaker 1: offer to you, I'd liked to take it slow, do
Speaker 1: something like that. She's like, I'm going to offer you
Speaker 1: I of the company, and I would like box stores,
Speaker 1: big backstores, and I would like, uh, I will give
Speaker 1: you three hundred thousand dollars. Okay.
Speaker 4: Portia is the funniest housewife intentionally funny, could be a
Speaker 4: comedian housewife.
Speaker 1: She is really she she absolutely is. I agree. I
Speaker 1: agree with that.
Speaker 3: And I thought, I really did think, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't really think of anybody.
Speaker 1: There's some Nini, yeah, Nini, and she actually tried to
Speaker 1: do some stand up.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, so I I put Ney.
Speaker 1: I did think about Nini. But like Bethany, and don't
Speaker 1: don't get it twisted with like what's whatever is going on?
Speaker 1: But like Bethany is very very funny, very smart, very funny,
Speaker 1: very witty, very clever.
Speaker 3: But see, I think Porsia maybe I just think Porscha
Speaker 3: is just like so consistently like here's the thing with Porsche.
Speaker 3: Why I say that this was a really fun episode
Speaker 3: because there wasn't a lot of like everybody's kind of
Speaker 3: like getting along and having fun. And it's actually when
Speaker 3: Porscha's in those scenes, it's so it's just so entertaining.
Speaker 1: She adds, Yeah, she's a superstar. Yeah, they should, they
Speaker 1: should pay her all the money because like this is
Speaker 1: the type of situation where if anybody were to complain
Speaker 1: about Porsha not doing the work, oh my god, Like
Speaker 1: the road has been paved by the originals, you know.
Speaker 1: And she even though she wasn't an og was she
Speaker 1: wait no, she was an og housewife in Atlanta. She was.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's in that first season because there's
Speaker 3: like two people because she was remember poor Dell.
Speaker 1: No she wasn't. Ah, that's correct, she was not, so
Speaker 1: she was, but she was like second season. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: she paved the way. She's great. She's super funny. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Kelly's neighbor issues. Remember when she was like,
Speaker 1: she just moved into this place, didn't she. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this neighbor she's saying is stalking her and stalking
Speaker 1: her daughter. Is she just stalking her because she knows
Speaker 1: she's a housewife and is just like I want to
Speaker 1: be a housewife too, Let me be a friend of
Speaker 1: Is that what she's talking her about?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Kelly, uh, Kelly, good thing she has, Shamiah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't tathouse. This is crazy. So like she's moving
Speaker 1: out of this place, but is she still going to
Speaker 1: be paying rent for it? And it's just living with Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of questions here because she left there
Speaker 1: so fast with like the strangest situation that I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: like why are you having to move? Shouldn't these people?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't this woman move? Or be in jail or I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a training order.
Speaker 3: Well, like there's a lot Also, I'm kind of like
Speaker 3: who's paying for the place?
Speaker 1: Because I thought her ex.
Speaker 3: Was and now we know her ex isn't paying any
Speaker 3: support oh right right.
Speaker 4: And just having some financial issues.
Speaker 1: So I'm like she just saying she's like my neighbors are.
Speaker 3: I mean, her neighbor very well could be an asshole,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 1: Because say that about anybody.
Speaker 3: Also, I would like to live in Shamia's townhouse with
Speaker 3: that spread.
Speaker 1: I know it was a fucking nice spread.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Yes, So I did like that.
Speaker 3: Kelly said, be Beyonce or what did her? Her friend
Speaker 3: was like, you got to be beyond to bullshit? I know,
Speaker 3: but sometimes I want to be Cardi.
Speaker 1: Cardi Beach. I. I did love that. That was good.
Speaker 1: That was good. Angela zine with her brother and and
Speaker 1: her mom passing away was just so heartbreaking, how sad.
Speaker 1: And I loved that all the women seem to really
Speaker 1: have been there for her on camera and off.
Speaker 3: You know, Lisa, Renna's probably sitting watching this episode.
Speaker 1: Like, bitches, that's all I wanted.
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted.
Speaker 1: No one cared, they learned. They learned Trim Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: Half of Renna's book is about how nobody respected her
Speaker 3: time when her mom passed away. And so I'm like,
Speaker 3: big kudos to the Atlanta women for being like Angela,
Speaker 3: we get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well let's I mean, it's this week, let's see
Speaker 1: what happens.
Speaker 2: But still I think Renna could have used an episode
Speaker 2: more flowers. Yeah on camera, yeah, oh that was I
Speaker 2: love the scene with her brother that was really sweet
Speaker 2: and talking about you know how her two youngest kids, like,
Speaker 2: they just think that Amari and Valerie are best friends
Speaker 2: and she hasn't explained to them that they eloped, and
Speaker 2: she's like.
Speaker 1: NMP, not my problem. Basically, Lawrence is like, all right,
Speaker 1: you're gonna just let that. You're not gonna finny anyway.
Speaker 1: I did think that was very funny, and I I
Speaker 1: don't know how old the kids are, but I mean,
Speaker 1: there's absolutely a way to talk about that with your kids,
Speaker 1: and I think so not even make a big deal
Speaker 1: about it. I would want to be the person to
Speaker 1: talk to my kids about that rather than just dish
Speaker 1: it off on someone else.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, and I'm not I think in any
Speaker 3: situation where your older sibling has run off and get married,
Speaker 3: like as the parent of the two kids, the sibling
Speaker 3: and the younger, you know, like, I do think it's
Speaker 3: kind of on the parent to be like this.
Speaker 1: I do too. I do too, all right, so we
Speaker 1: see eye to eye on that.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's about getting marriage.
Speaker 1: I don't think her leaving and not getting married with
Speaker 1: the kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it might be some I think it's
Speaker 3: a scene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's both, but I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm not sure. I don't really, we don't really
Speaker 1: know Angela that well. Yeah, oh wait, Kelly goes to
Speaker 1: Faedra's law office and she wait a minute, so she's
Speaker 1: getting a townhouse for free, and she's getting litigation for free.
Speaker 3: I mean, not since Skinny Girl have we seen a
Speaker 3: housewife benefit from the show so oh so much.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is hm very nice of Faedra, very
Speaker 1: nice of Faedra, very nice of Shamia.
Speaker 3: I actually think it's good for Fader to do this.
Speaker 4: It's it's free advertising, and.
Speaker 1: It's good for her to do it no matter what.
Speaker 1: But it was really weird because like you usually waive
Speaker 1: legal fees, you know, and do pro bono work for
Speaker 1: like charities and things like that. So the way that
Speaker 1: Phaedra was talking to her, it felt almost like just
Speaker 1: because there we've got, you know, different levels of power here.
Speaker 1: It looked like Faedra had all the power, and it
Speaker 1: looked like Kelly just was somebody that was like, Plisa,
Speaker 1: can I have some more? If she didn't, if she's
Speaker 1: I thought, oh my god, I really hope she doesn't
Speaker 1: cry here. And she didn't, and I thought that was
Speaker 1: a good move because she shouldn't feel less than or
Speaker 1: be made to feel less than. And I think Faedra
Speaker 1: was kind of on the fence there, like she was
Speaker 1: that's indirectly making her feel less than.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean that is how Faedra is. She's like,
Speaker 3: you know, she is, She's high status no matter what.
Speaker 3: And so I think, and she's doing her a real
Speaker 3: solid like like Vaeder said, this is thousands and thousands
Speaker 3: of dollars that I had to spend on a lawyer,
Speaker 3: so you don't have to do that, like I I mean,
Speaker 3: it was an incredible gift.
Speaker 1: It was. But this episode, look the flares are up now.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's going on with Kelly? So yeah, I
Speaker 1: just feel bad her. Her divorce is just not good.
Speaker 1: And I don't think she anticipated any of this. She
Speaker 1: can't film with the kids, it's like a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's kind of stressing me out right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: But before we move on from that, I just want
Speaker 1: to say when Phaedra in her confessionals, like, I've had
Speaker 1: numerous awards for my litigation skills, Okay, Karen, numerous awards,
Speaker 1: So Karen Huger, it is Karen, You're sorry, numerous awards
Speaker 1: or my litigation skills. I'm like, God, damn, this lady's great.
Speaker 1: She's like a real I like that we got to
Speaker 1: hear her talk legal jargon because she yes.
Speaker 3: It was good to see that again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like seeing her in action. It's seen enough, So
Speaker 1: it was great. Pinky and Derek at marriage counseling with
Speaker 1: Montel Jordan. What this I know, most random thing I
Speaker 1: think we may have ever seen.
Speaker 3: This is how we do it. This is who we
Speaker 3: talked to about bankruptcy. Here's how blanket cause your legs
Speaker 3: are cold. This is how we do it.
Speaker 1: He's got to have a.
Speaker 3: Man cave in his house, Derek. I gotta say during
Speaker 3: that scene, I was like, first of all, Montel Jordan
Speaker 3: looks excellent. I can't believe that better than ever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that song came out like nineteen ninety five. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and after watching that scene and I couldn't get that
Speaker 3: line out of my head. I am I've added it
Speaker 3: back to the to the playlist, and yes, it's in
Speaker 3: my run list.
Speaker 1: Now now we are talking, this is the time and
Speaker 1: the place, this is how we do it, and this
Speaker 1: is how we do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I mean, oh, I also love that they
Speaker 1: were talking about, like what's their love language? And I
Speaker 1: didn't know that that a love language was time. That
Speaker 1: was a new one to me. I mean, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I mean, anything can be a love language.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of it that way. I thought,
Speaker 1: what are yelling at?
Speaker 4: That's what talking through your teeth is my love language?
Speaker 1: Being talked through teeth? Safety is your love language. Eighties
Speaker 1: references are your love language?
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean I dabble love language.
Speaker 1: I just I kind of feel like I'm I guess
Speaker 1: my love language would be.
Speaker 3: Laughter, Okay, live laugh love language.
Speaker 1: Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself. So yesterday was you
Speaker 1: already know which is the song that was thread through
Speaker 1: the podcast? And now today it's this is How We
Speaker 1: Do It? Although it was probably on everyone's podcast, but
Speaker 1: this is this one's the best. Oh, it's the best tunny.
Speaker 3: By the way, did you catch earlier in the episode
Speaker 3: when cay Michelle said she brought up candy coated nights?
Speaker 1: What she brought up?
Speaker 4: Something about Shemiah and her mom coming to a show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, party, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And then she's like, I'm not doing any candy coated
Speaker 3: nights or something like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, what was that?
Speaker 4: She in her confessional made some reference to that.
Speaker 1: Or wow, okay, I know exactly what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: and that, other than Montel Jordan, was the most random
Speaker 1: thing to all of a sudden have someone talking. And
Speaker 1: then you see Sami and her mom in like you know,
Speaker 1: low lighting dancing in a club and it's part of
Speaker 1: this her story. I'm like, what is happening? And then
Speaker 1: she started crying at the club because her mom was like,
Speaker 1: you gotta be loyal. That lost me and I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I don't think I'm interested to go
Speaker 1: find it, because if it's important, it's gonna come back.
Speaker 3: But right now, I mean, Michelle's talking about Smia's mom's
Speaker 3: hike it or boobs up? Yeah, like does cave Mischelle
Speaker 3: like anybody like.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's coming for the mothers now, I know.
Speaker 3: And then Candy out of nowhere. I'm like, you got
Speaker 3: you have to respect Candy Cashell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Oh god, yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that was about. I'm not going to speak on it,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, because I feel like I
Speaker 1: might get in trouble or something with Kay with Candy candy.
Speaker 3: Oh well we have candies back.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. I mean I do too, I
Speaker 1: just I don't want to be Okay.
Speaker 3: Missus, how your coat the candy?
Speaker 1: She's dancing, Darling, She's dancing in her chair. That's how
Speaker 1: she talks. Tell the guy from below, deck med Matt
Speaker 1: the charter the primary with his gaggle of gals. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh Kay, cam Shell at Pinkies the restaurant and the
Speaker 1: roller skating eighties party, you know, yes, And Kay said
Speaker 1: that Drew put out a I music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Cay's got a lot of thoughts and I'm
Speaker 3: sure that Drew does.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I was like, really, huh, I'd like to hear that.
Speaker 1: That's too bad.
Speaker 3: This is how you use AI. Sorry, it goes a
Speaker 3: little something.
Speaker 1: I like how your elbow just starts flying up, like
Speaker 1: like the Scarecrow and the Wizard of Oz. Just it's
Speaker 1: gonna swing around by the way to wrap. Yes, we're
Speaker 1: out of time. I'm sorry, we are not out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Extend the time.
Speaker 1: That's all your time. Go elbows, go elbows.
Speaker 4: That spread at Drew's was gorgeous when.
Speaker 3: She had the gallop over that whole scene I loved
Speaker 3: that was when I was like, they Portia and Phaedra
Speaker 3: like everybody just had a great time and kicking send Morisco.
Speaker 1: Dat was fucking hilarious. That was great. She's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's downstairs. It says it in the weirdest way she
Speaker 1: could possibly say it. So I have no idea where
Speaker 1: Drew is. But anyway, that was amazing. And the rainbow
Speaker 1: cake for Porsche was great. And then she fed it
Speaker 1: to Drew yes and was like, oh oh oh, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: oh oh oh, this is all we eat gang. I like,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed Drew this episode.
Speaker 4: I know we were harshing on her the last episode.
Speaker 4: I still don't know if she's friends with anybody, but
Speaker 4: I will know we don't.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous kitchen island, the flowers, the colors with the lighted
Speaker 3: Jacouterie Ward, the light work, the angle.
Speaker 1: Of the table. I loved the drone shot. Did you
Speaker 1: see that? And Drew did it all she did? Well,
Speaker 1: how did you say? This is how we drew it.
Speaker 1: This is how we drew it.
Speaker 7: Nice relp us in the basement. Dennis got the ring.
Speaker 7: Nobody can roller skate.
Speaker 1: That was so funny. On the roller skating rink when
Speaker 1: they're bringing out the bars like the toddler bars. I
Speaker 1: loved it, I loved and we have it at all.
Speaker 1: You know why why ain't.
Speaker 3: Too proud to skate y'all even in the morning of
Speaker 3: the middle. I'm in the nineties mood.
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, all right, everybody, thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Co drama anywhere you get anything drama and
Speaker 1: a review just say him, you know right?
Speaker 3: Is this how you rate the show?
Speaker 1: Five stars.