Speaker 1: Uh, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Rose Pricks. This
Speaker 1: is part two, and I don't want to shame you
Speaker 1: or call you an alcoholic because you just got drunk
Speaker 1: and started playing Part two. I didn't realize it was
Speaker 1: part one, but you do. I'm you do have a
Speaker 1: drinking problem and you need to go to rehab. Sorry,
Speaker 1: says you, says Jason. Hi, my name is Jason. Oh God,
Speaker 1: oh Dad. We're gonna hate Jason. We're gonna hate Jason Moore,
Speaker 1: I am. We're gonna hate Janet even more. There's so
Speaker 1: many people to be mad at in this episode. We're
Speaker 1: gonna hate Jesse Moore. M On our Patreon listen, maybe
Speaker 1: some of you guys don't pay for Patreon, and I
Speaker 1: understand times are tough, but for five dollars you get
Speaker 1: to hear us do a whole recap of Michelle on
Speaker 1: the Nick Vile Podcast, so that in twenty minutes you're
Speaker 1: going to hear basically everything that happened that Michelle told
Speaker 1: about Jesse, and the real story of Jesse is so
Speaker 1: much grosser than he would like you to believe. M.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good stuff, stefinitely, like really dug some stuff
Speaker 2: up and we play sound up.
Speaker 3: We got in there. We did get in there.
Speaker 2: So if you want a little more on the Jesse
Speaker 2: on the villain that is Jesse, let's do please join Patroon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but for now you're here, and I can we just
Speaker 2: not even talk about Kristin Luke because I just said
Speaker 2: they're really gross and they're ordering food, and I.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, we have to talk about this scene. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so shit happens, all right, let's get into it. All right,
Speaker 1: so Kristen's but also.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no because people join.
Speaker 2: I guess I just meant at the beginning when they're
Speaker 2: just ordering, I just, even though I just said the
Speaker 2: thing I didn't even want to say, she's doing that
Speaker 2: thing where she pulls her neck back like she's like
Speaker 2: fifteen next and looking at the menu, and I'm just
Speaker 2: just like, why is this the one that's on the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and why are we at a waffles place? Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody ordering waffles? Feels like he has to do, so
Speaker 1: he's like, I'll have chicken and waffles. Jesse's going to
Speaker 1: join them and order a chicken breast, which at first
Speaker 1: I was going to be mad because I thought he
Speaker 1: was just eating like chicken breast, but then he orders fries.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'm back on your side, but
Speaker 1: Kristen's like okay. So it's so it's Luke, Jesse and Kristen.
Speaker 1: And Kristen's like, hey, we're all mad at Jason because
Speaker 1: he accused Danny of having a drinking problem because he's
Speaker 1: mad that Danny didn't come to dinner. Like, dude, you're
Speaker 1: in no place to judge somebody's drinking. Like keep your
Speaker 1: wedding ring on? Then maybe, yeah that is important? Is
Speaker 1: that is pretty important? I like somehow block that out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that is so random. It's such a random
Speaker 1: thing to say. I don't even think it's a thing. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I am liking Kristin a little bit better,
Speaker 1: but she is such a storyline whoreor herself, Like she
Speaker 1: even admits she has nothing. She's like yeah, later she's
Speaker 1: going to be like, yeah, I just brought it up
Speaker 1: because I was mad. Right.
Speaker 3: So Kristen tells us that Zach told her.
Speaker 1: Just goes there.
Speaker 3: Impossible, that's probably true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, an you think, but I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I thought this whole thing was so dumb because
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, so Zach said that when Jason goes out,
Speaker 1: he takes his wedding ring off, and she said a
Speaker 1: lot of other people have noticed that. And then Jesse goes, well,
Speaker 1: are there rumors about Jason cheating?
Speaker 3: And Kristen's like, well, not that I have heard.
Speaker 1: So then Jesse goes, I think he says all this
Speaker 1: to camera, maybe but he's like or I don't know
Speaker 1: if he says it to that he goes it could
Speaker 1: be a venomous rumor or maybe he just doesn't want
Speaker 1: to lose his wedding ring because like he's such a
Speaker 1: great guy, so he like puts it in his pocket
Speaker 1: when he goes out with the guys, you know, because
Speaker 1: of all the weird mishaps that happen when you're just
Speaker 1: out and about and like you lose your ring randomly,
Speaker 1: but if you put it in your pocket, you'll never
Speaker 1: forget about it or you know, accidentally do laundry and
Speaker 1: lose your ring, like that won't happen. Like, you know what,
Speaker 1: good husbands know that when you're gonna like fingerbang some
Speaker 1: lady you just met in a bar in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: it's really easy to lose your ring. It's just disrespectful,
Speaker 1: so better to keep it.
Speaker 3: In your pocket. Yes, it's just you're not helping right,
Speaker 3: right right, So they stupid there.
Speaker 1: Jesse goes. Jesse goes, yeah, so that was all I
Speaker 1: think to camera. Then he didn't actually say the stuff
Speaker 1: about finger banging. I added that made of license. But
Speaker 1: then Jesse says, he's like, listen, you know, people could
Speaker 1: have said the same thing about me. I didn't wear
Speaker 1: my ring when I was like at the gym or
Speaker 1: the grocery store, work, or home or church, or when
Speaker 1: I was out.
Speaker 2: When I was getting married or at my wedding. And
Speaker 2: when she put the ring on it immediately to get off
Speaker 2: and spit on it. Yeah, we know, Jesse, and I
Speaker 2: just wrote again, this is the second time I wrote this.
Speaker 2: Kristen's neck is out of control, and it's not I'm
Speaker 2: not physically shaming her at all. Obviously she's beautiful and
Speaker 2: I wouldn't shame that. It's the way she's holding it.
Speaker 2: Why would you hold your neck like that?
Speaker 1: Just like weird. She just holds her neck.
Speaker 3: Like it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: And then she's just saying these venomous things, looking like
Speaker 2: it's very it's giving very Joba the hot vibes, yea.
Speaker 3: For no reason when she doesn't look like that. She
Speaker 3: doesn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: No, like it's from certain angles.
Speaker 2: She's a cute girl, but she's very cute. She's gorgeous,
Speaker 2: but yeah, no, that's it's just fucking me gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I think she's pretty gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, you know, if you think about the show,
Speaker 2: everybody's gorgeous that's on the show. I mean everyone could
Speaker 2: be a model. Janets, not Janets.
Speaker 1: Mary kill, i'n f ma kill for you, okay, Janets,
Speaker 1: Kristin or Shina oh Shina from vandr pumpt Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think Mary sheena? Because I think she'd be
Speaker 2: kind of fun?
Speaker 3: You do? Okay? I think so you killed?
Speaker 2: I mean, you hurt Janets and you have sex with
Speaker 2: Kristen because she's wild, that girl wild. All right, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give you one.
Speaker 1: Janet's Britney's mom, hold on, Janet's Britney's mom, or Jackson's
Speaker 1: main counselor of rehab who we've never met, so you
Speaker 1: just have to They could be any they could be great,
Speaker 1: they could.
Speaker 3: Be not great. Okay, that's fun.
Speaker 1: That's gonna name Janets yeah, I'm gonna marry Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't have sex with Britney's mom.
Speaker 2: Oh, then you have to with Jackson's rehab counselor probably
Speaker 2: good look, that's.
Speaker 1: I would definitely. I guess there. I've got to spend
Speaker 1: the rest of my life with Brittany's mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she would help you get like a cute
Speaker 2: little leopard skin like outfits when you're just feeling like
Speaker 2: it's you know what, it's girls' night out. Leave the
Speaker 2: boys behind, Let's get some heels going. Let's get some
Speaker 2: kitten heels on, only kitten though we don't want to
Speaker 2: hurt ourselves.
Speaker 1: I do not understand the point of a kitten heel.
Speaker 1: I will say. I will say that till the end.
Speaker 2: I know, as a suret woman, as a five foot
Speaker 2: two lady with lots of spunk, why would you give
Speaker 2: yourself half It's almost like you make yourself shorter so
Speaker 2: it's uncomfortable and it's like half an inch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: I agree? I will tell you when it comes to shoes.
Speaker 1: And maybe this is just because I've been married a
Speaker 1: long time, I don't know what it is, but I
Speaker 1: will I'm never gonna wear high heels again.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 1: I'll never wear a pair of pumps. I don't care
Speaker 1: what the occasion is. I'm loving this new trend where
Speaker 1: you can wear sneakers with like a cute jumpsuit or
Speaker 1: even a.
Speaker 2: Dress also and also sneakers that have a lift in them. Yes,
Speaker 2: I need to find If anybody knows of a good one,
Speaker 2: please send it to me, because I've been looking and
Speaker 2: I see them online, but I don't trust that.
Speaker 3: So I want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can get like three inches of a
Speaker 2: lift inside your sneakers.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Yeah, So that's what I platform.
Speaker 1: Anything that's like gives you some height and doesn't. And
Speaker 1: you know, because I don't like wearing flats, I'll.
Speaker 2: Never wear a ballet flat right there too, I can't
Speaker 2: just too short for that. I can walk in them,
Speaker 2: but I just I have heels that I wear sometimes
Speaker 2: that are huge platform heels, and there I'm not getting
Speaker 2: their five inches and I am so scared even though
Speaker 2: they're a platform that makes it easier, Like I'm so
Speaker 2: scared every time I walk that I'm in a fall.
Speaker 3: They're so high up.
Speaker 1: I have a pair of platform, but not platform like
Speaker 1: big platform, but like just medium plot form sandals and
Speaker 1: I broke my foot in him.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think of that because I think how quickly
Speaker 2: I'm going to do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so one little step and my foot turned and
Speaker 1: I broke the side of.
Speaker 3: My foot to bring it back.
Speaker 1: No matter how much Britney's mom tries to get you
Speaker 1: to do that, you don't need it.
Speaker 3: But you are going to be married to her, So
Speaker 3: get ready.
Speaker 2: Can we just do a've Mary killed the whole rest
Speaker 2: of the time and not do any of the other stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's time for Britney's party. Everybody arrives. Zach
Speaker 1: is being really funny. He's getting his makeup done so
Speaker 1: he looks like fake fight victim.
Speaker 3: Like Sad Abs. That's cute.
Speaker 1: I guess all of his costumes always when he dresses
Speaker 1: for theme parties include Abs, Superhero gay Abs, Cats for
Speaker 1: the Friendly Ghost Apps, pregnant Mother Teresa gay Abs.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's cute. I'm just kind of mad at him.
Speaker 2: He's kind of such an asshole because of what he
Speaker 2: said about like Benji's husband. I think that's rude. And
Speaker 2: also he's just always cheering shit up. I don't think
Speaker 2: he'd be nice to be friends with. I think we
Speaker 2: liked him because he'd say funny things now and then
Speaker 2: and whatever. But I'm just like, dude, just kind of
Speaker 2: a there's no there's no hero. Danny's the hero.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have Zach than those that, like the gays
Speaker 1: in the Crocs that were being spies.
Speaker 3: That was bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so yeah, anyway, Jason is nervous to see
Speaker 1: Danny and it's like, well, what do you think because
Speaker 1: you yelled at him at a Burger place like yeah,
Speaker 1: you should be yeah, and then that was a squiggy moment, remember,
Speaker 1: because wait, I think it was like or was Jason
Speaker 1: nervous to see Danny or yessy, it was Danny was
Speaker 1: nervous to see Danny because he just for a story
Speaker 1: heard himself out for a storyline by yelling at him,
Speaker 1: and right, he doesn't. I think he feels here's what
Speaker 1: I think happened. I think he went home from that
Speaker 1: and I think he told Janets like, hey, this is
Speaker 1: what happened. First of all, we let's not forget that
Speaker 1: this really he did come from Janet's remember when she
Speaker 1: because she was like, yeah, he's really got a drinking problem,
Speaker 1: like he was drinking in that pantry, and then she's like,
Speaker 1: you need to do something about it, and he goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I should like talk to him. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think what happened is he got himself bullied
Speaker 1: into doing that and then realized, oh, this is not
Speaker 1: how I'm going to stay on the show, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to be the villain, right. I think he
Speaker 1: really did have a moment where he's like uh uh oh,
Speaker 1: like that's not cool that I did that. It's not
Speaker 1: he doesn't give a fuck himself, but he's like, I
Speaker 1: just let my wife make me make a real mistake
Speaker 1: for my career.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, I kind of apologize. He pulls
Speaker 2: them aside. It's like I feel bad whatever, Like you
Speaker 2: know that's Janis did watch that?
Speaker 1: Whenever before he does that, he says, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think at a certain point, like I need to
Speaker 1: let people make their own mistakes and like do what
Speaker 1: they want to do. Oh you think you think maybe
Speaker 1: at this point you can let adults make their own mistake,
Speaker 1: Like what what did you up on that? Yeah? He's
Speaker 1: like I just wrote that. They're browing now, it's just
Speaker 1: like cool.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro yeah, it was just such a bro out
Speaker 1: love you man and sweet bless his heart.
Speaker 2: Danny is annoying. He's annoyed us from the beginning, but
Speaker 2: like he does seem like a nice guy and he really.
Speaker 3: Just wants everyone to get along.
Speaker 1: It's really not before that happens, though. Jesse sits with
Speaker 1: Jasmine and Melissa.
Speaker 3: Right and he's like, like, are you still.
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel like since Santa Barbara? Or
Speaker 1: have they asked how does he feel since Santa Barbara?
Speaker 1: And he's like not r and she she says, are
Speaker 1: you Jasmine? See this is another problem with Jasmine. Okay,
Speaker 1: Jasmine has zero storylines and all she does is stir
Speaker 1: up shit. But then she pretends that she doesn't. She's
Speaker 1: pretending that this whole is Danny an alcoholic thing is
Speaker 1: her storyline, but it's not. It's Danny's storyline. If Danny
Speaker 1: has a drinking problem, that's Danny's storyline. But she's creating
Speaker 1: like triggered Gate and making the pantry thing about her.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and now her thing is going to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that Jesse is still into Michelle. That's not
Speaker 1: your storyline.
Speaker 3: That's so true say yes.
Speaker 1: He's like no, not at all, and she Jasmine tells
Speaker 1: the camera like, yeah, I think that's bullshit. If you're
Speaker 1: that angry, that that means something like that anger is
Speaker 1: feelings or whatever she says something. Now I will say this,
Speaker 1: even though I didn't like that she said it either,
Speaker 1: I've gotten the vibe that Jesse would take Michelle back before.
Speaker 3: I think Now Jesse, as we.
Speaker 2: Looked it up, he's got like a full time girlfriend
Speaker 2: who is pretty like the new girlfriend is pretty respectable.
Speaker 2: Other than that she's dating Jesse. She does have like
Speaker 2: she sits on the board of a million charities. Like
Speaker 2: I know we were a little rough on her last time,
Speaker 2: but she is kind of she might be a good
Speaker 2: thing for Jesse.
Speaker 3: So I don't think he's into Michelle.
Speaker 1: But there was a moment that I thought that too,
Speaker 1: if he if he was into Michelle. First of all too,
Speaker 1: this is just a little peak behind not peak behind
Speaker 1: the curtain, but a little thing that I also read
Speaker 1: on Reddit. So I guess Jesse was interviewed, not Michelle,
Speaker 1: this time on a podcast and he was and the
Speaker 1: podcaster it was called skinny not fat or something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess he was on that podcast and the
Speaker 1: podcast host was like not being easy on him, and
Speaker 1: she was asking him about like the what he's said
Speaker 1: about the So did you say that she couldn't have
Speaker 1: the toocin, that Michelle couldn't have a tosin when she
Speaker 1: had her baby, and he admitted it. He admitted that,
Speaker 1: like he he tried to make it sound better. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like her narrative. But he was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did have some questions about like potocin, like I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did say no at first, it's like it's her body.
Speaker 3: Right, and that was but at the least he handed it.
Speaker 3: I mean it's gross.
Speaker 2: He's gross, no question, but at least he didn't like
Speaker 2: gaslight her and say but he probably knows that the
Speaker 2: doctor would back her up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was pretty I thought it.
Speaker 3: Was like a pretty gross.
Speaker 1: He is so gross, okay, but he's so he is
Speaker 1: very controlling personality. So I think if he wanted Michelle back,
Speaker 1: and he did say that he wasn't affectionate with her,
Speaker 1: he said, oh, he admitted all those things, so I
Speaker 1: don't think he wants her back. I think he just
Speaker 1: doesn't like the feeling. I don't think he does control,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't like that. He thinks she cheated on
Speaker 1: him and that so he didn't have control over her.
Speaker 1: I think he's a psycho.
Speaker 3: I agree with that.
Speaker 2: But I also think he wanted her back before this
Speaker 2: is now now that he's secure in this other relationships
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 1: Canal thing, which is why it's dangerous for women to
Speaker 1: leave men. Yep, Like that's right, very good point. I
Speaker 1: think he was very abusive, and I think she was
Speaker 1: scared to leave. She tried to leave before, and he
Speaker 1: begged her back and then didn't act any different. I
Speaker 1: just think that's not love. That's just I.
Speaker 3: Want to control you.
Speaker 2: I think it's love. That's o over different. I think
Speaker 2: it's love. I think it's pure, beautiful love. And if
Speaker 2: I could find what Jesse and Michelle have even now
Speaker 2: had no had, and have whatever version of it is,
Speaker 2: I would love that.
Speaker 3: That is goals.
Speaker 1: Well. I think that she could probably get Jesse.
Speaker 2: I don't know he he likes a certain kind of
Speaker 2: lady that is a little younger. I'm going to say,
Speaker 2: although I cannot tell based on the new one because
Speaker 2: they do so much work to their face half the
Speaker 2: time that they look older, like she could be twenty
Speaker 2: but look sixty because she's doing all this work. Yeah, saying,
Speaker 2: is she's doing the work. She's doing the work, the
Speaker 2: Lord's work. That's what I meant. All right, So we did,
Speaker 2: we brought out, we already did. We don't have to
Speaker 2: get through.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well he apologizes, and again Danny is so nice
Speaker 1: about it. I know that exactly, and he's like, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: I love you man, because that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: He really just wants positive. Yeah, is like a nice guy.
Speaker 2: They are nice, those two. They're nice people.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Not Jason Nia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. And I just think it's like, really
Speaker 1: weird how Jason came in so hot at that burger
Speaker 1: place for his scene and then is like so desperate
Speaker 1: to be back on his good side. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like I was really out of line. I
Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep. He really says
Speaker 1: that he's not exaggerating. He's like, I haven't been eating,
Speaker 1: I haven't been sleeping. All I do is think about
Speaker 1: like how bad I fucked up. And Danny's like it's cool, yeah, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: What evs cool. Bro.
Speaker 2: I just wrote, yeah, bro, yeah, cool cool. Then Lalla
Speaker 2: shows up literally like well she shows up for a second.
Speaker 2: Maybe this isn't her big scene, but all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I just wrote why is.
Speaker 1: We hold on? There's one little thing I want to
Speaker 1: say first, which is that Nia says to camera, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jason came at Danny real hard the other day and
Speaker 1: uh and no, she says. She says, Jason came at
Speaker 1: Daniel mm hmm Daniel, and now Janet's fucking calls him Daniel,
Speaker 1: you know, because Jane.
Speaker 3: Janets, you have no like, you don't get to talk.
Speaker 1: No, you don't get to nickname people. You freaking cut Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, somebody just woke. And then Mia says,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering how much of that was Jason and how
Speaker 1: much of that is Jannon.
Speaker 3: It's Jane. Let's see Canny what to do.
Speaker 1: And it's really making me question my friendship with Janet's
Speaker 1: really never. I don't want to never. I want to
Speaker 1: never know Janet's name. So it's always like either Janets
Speaker 1: or Jannon. We always just get it slightly wrong because
Speaker 1: she shouldn't be on the show. She doesn't deserve to
Speaker 1: be on the show. So it's just like, so anyway,
Speaker 1: Jan's yeah, Jan's in Yes. I just think it's really
Speaker 1: pretty interesting that they are. I think they're all going
Speaker 1: to turn on Janet, I hope.
Speaker 3: So you for it?
Speaker 1: All right? So yeah, so La La, I'm doing three
Speaker 1: weeks bitch. And then she starts yelling at Jesse and
Speaker 1: I'm like what, And then it took us. I was like,
Speaker 1: Lala's like, I heard, Lala just comes it hot. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard he calls Michelle a whore and a slut.
Speaker 1: And Jesse goes, yeah, well you only know one side.
Speaker 1: Lala goes, so is it true you said that? And
Speaker 1: he goes, well, yeah, I did. I said that.
Speaker 2: And why did they even become friends? How does she
Speaker 2: even know Michelle? Look, why can't they explain that at
Speaker 2: least if they're going to shove her back into our face? I,
Speaker 2: like I said at the beginning, if you guys didn't
Speaker 2: listen to episode one, I didn't even know it was
Speaker 2: Lala until she started clapping in their face like it's
Speaker 2: the Bad Girls Club, because that's what Lala does. Then
Speaker 2: I knew it was her. But based on all the work.
Speaker 2: She said, I didn't even recognize her. That's great, but like.
Speaker 1: A're out of control?
Speaker 2: Yes, and everything is like she looks she's darkened or
Speaker 2: you know, she did all of it looks good. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying she's not gorgeous, but like, I didn't know
Speaker 2: it was her, which is weird. She has a lot
Speaker 2: to say for someone that's not even on the show
Speaker 2: as far as we know, right, how did she even
Speaker 2: get there?
Speaker 3: What is going on?
Speaker 1: So Laala? Then she's like, but you also did you
Speaker 1: also say in the group chat, like did you get
Speaker 1: her a hooker? And Jesse goes, oh, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: kind of like a moment of weakness or whatever.
Speaker 3: But she did cheat and she did love. I shouldn't
Speaker 3: have called her a whore.
Speaker 1: Lala goes, well, if Isabella grew up, so we're going
Speaker 1: to hype a pedophlize this go into the future. If
Speaker 1: she grew up and told you that her ex said
Speaker 1: those things about her, how would you feel, right? You'd
Speaker 1: come up with you get there with a shotgun and
Speaker 1: then Jesse, oh my god, to camera, It's like sometimes
Speaker 1: like no matter how much growth and like, no matter
Speaker 1: how much transformation you do, and no matter how many
Speaker 1: like you know, Bro Andrew Tate podcasts you listen to,
Speaker 1: and no matter how many drum circles you do with
Speaker 1: like male empowerment groups, sometimes you just call a woman
Speaker 1: a fucking slutty horrse.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna happen.
Speaker 2: And by women, I mean your ex not yet divorced,
Speaker 2: mother of your mother of your child's like sometime you
Speaker 2: do it's gonna call her a fucking slutty horse. Not
Speaker 2: a road rage it's not a road rage accident. Which,
Speaker 2: by the way, I'm gonna say something. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say what I said, but I was thinking about this recently,
Speaker 2: like sometimes we just say bad things. We all have
Speaker 2: all done it. Not it's not okay to say racist them.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying like the worst thing you.
Speaker 3: Can think of.
Speaker 2: But sometimes and I remember one time being in a
Speaker 2: road rage accent and the things that came out of
Speaker 2: my mouth, the words I don't even remember all of
Speaker 2: them because I didn't even know they existed, like later
Speaker 2: look them up. But it's along the lines of like
Speaker 2: the C word, I mean everything, Like but that's someone
Speaker 2: I don't know who took my parking space. That's not
Speaker 2: the mother or father of my kid. Wait, you got
Speaker 2: in a road rage thing. I took your spot. Someone
Speaker 2: took my spot and I was working. This was probably
Speaker 2: in my twenties. So I was at the mall and
Speaker 2: someone to my spot and names things, words came out
Speaker 2: of my mouth that are just insane, and then I
Speaker 2: drove off and felt bad, but not that bad. I
Speaker 2: didn't feel bad that I called this person all these things.
Speaker 2: I felt bad that like, they took my spot and
Speaker 2: I hated.
Speaker 3: LA for that moment.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, words sometimes flow out of our mouths.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the it wasn't like anything racist or anything.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like Haley Joel Osmon recently or Mel Gibson.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like that.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, like, you know, weird shit comes
Speaker 2: out and you're like, what did I just say? So
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if he had said that, and it's
Speaker 2: still not great to call him on a slut horror
Speaker 2: like that took your parking spot, that's shitty too, that's awful,
Speaker 2: But to say it to the mother of.
Speaker 3: Your child, That's all I'm trying to get back to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I'm reinforcing here.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not good, and it just if he says
Speaker 1: that stuff in front of other people, you have to
Speaker 1: wonder how it spoke to her behind closed doors. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: because behind closed doors, I'm sure he just let everything
Speaker 1: fly and was absolutely horrible. And she says he was
Speaker 1: horrible to her, and I believe her because of the
Speaker 1: fact that he's acting like a crazy asshole in front
Speaker 1: of everybody. So well, Nap founding himself, he goes, he
Speaker 1: says to camera, He's like, yeah, you know, calling Michelle
Speaker 1: like a cheating lie horr was a moment of weakness.
Speaker 1: But on the other hand, she is a lying, cheating whore.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of hard. Where do you draw the line. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he can't start, Yes, he can't help himself. So then
Speaker 2: he's going to deflect over to the Jason situation, right.
Speaker 1: But first La La just goes, you know what you're
Speaker 1: mean to my friend? Yeah, gross, you're a narcissist and
Speaker 1: I'm glad I don't have to deal with you.
Speaker 3: Bye. Yeah, And it's like what and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: thanks for the laughs.
Speaker 2: But also, if I were Jesse and I am not
Speaker 2: and I'm glad, I would say like who are why
Speaker 2: are you here?
Speaker 3: What are you doing here? Also, the show is one
Speaker 3: show over.
Speaker 1: Also, don't you think it's kind of weird that La
Speaker 1: Law is trying to get on this show so bad,
Speaker 1: and that that she's going to immediately just make I
Speaker 1: think it's knows she knows the assignment. That's the assignment
Speaker 1: Sheina is doing. She once on the show. Schwartz is
Speaker 1: they're all on the show, right.
Speaker 2: They're setting it up like everybody's just kind of a
Speaker 2: friend of right now, and if the show comes back,
Speaker 2: they'll probably get offers.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: We knew that from the beginning. I do think it
Speaker 2: was something with vander Palm that they couldn't do both.
Speaker 1: I guess it's interesting to me that there's like no
Speaker 1: subtlety involved, Like she's she's not willing to be a
Speaker 1: slow burn. She's just like, no, I'm going to come
Speaker 1: in and I'm going to have an enemy right off
Speaker 1: the bat so that they'll hire me. It's so it's
Speaker 1: such actress horry behavior. Yes, he should be calling.
Speaker 3: Her a whore. You don't mean it, You're not randal
Speaker 3: on it. Yeah, and it's just okay, sure.
Speaker 1: So it's just weird to me that she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm just going to come in. We don't even
Speaker 1: know none of as you point it out, nobody knows
Speaker 1: our prior relationship. But she's always have been narcissist and
Speaker 1: say I'm glad I don't ever have to deal with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you're trying to be on the show, so you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to deal with him. She's always been like this.
Speaker 1: This is her from every episode of every vandr Pump.
Speaker 1: This is she yes, always, always, always, never. She never
Speaker 1: comes in cold, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: So she had her moment. Maybe she thought it was
Speaker 2: going to be great TV because remember she was so
Speaker 2: mad at Arianna because Arianna took her light for getting
Speaker 2: cheated on, and she.
Speaker 3: Was like, you're not the Queen of You're not Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Remember she was so mad because she didn't She tried
Speaker 2: to make her storyline about how Randall, who I know
Speaker 2: personally by the way, and I'm not a fan, don't,
Speaker 2: he's not my friend, but I do know him, how
Speaker 2: he fucked her over, and then she was mad that
Speaker 2: that didn't become a big deal. But then Ariana gets
Speaker 2: broken up with and she's like, now on Broadway and
Speaker 2: that just made Laala crazy.
Speaker 3: So she'll do whatever it takes. You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: She was, she was.
Speaker 3: She was so mean to Ariana about.
Speaker 1: That you're right, and that was her friend, I.
Speaker 3: Know, just so jealous.
Speaker 1: She's so jealous that she called Roquel like episode two
Speaker 1: of that season and she's like, Hey, I'm going to
Speaker 1: leave you a voice message.
Speaker 3: We should talk, Missy, Like what you're everybody?
Speaker 1: You're so right? Wow? She really is? That is some
Speaker 1: serious or like, well, some serious narcissist. It's the pot
Speaker 1: calling calling the narcissist a narcissist exacts. Yeah, exactly. So
Speaker 1: now Jesse, who's angry, he wants to go cause trouble. Now,
Speaker 1: that's right, and I can't. Who can blame him? Right?
Speaker 1: So he's gonna call the Jason thing out. Yeah, Kristin
Speaker 1: has something to say whatever. He's like, there's a conversation
Speaker 1: that's been had about you. I'll just say it by
Speaker 1: Kristen and uh like, I'm gonna just where you like,
Speaker 1: heads up. Kristen's like been saying some stuff and to
Speaker 1: some people, and we've all been saying some stuff, Like
Speaker 1: I fucking said some stuff at lunch too. But I'm
Speaker 1: not going to put that in there anyway. She's going
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I don't want you, he says
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: Jason's like, I've never I've never taken my ring off
Speaker 2: or bro whatever.
Speaker 3: So then jams first Janet.
Speaker 1: Jason says to camera, He's like, gosh, like, what have
Speaker 1: I done? What have I even done?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Am I some kind of like a racist Republican?
Speaker 1: Did you say that? Yes? Because remember that Janet outed
Speaker 1: Michelle and said, you know, Michelle's a Republican, so and
Speaker 1: she's racist. Janet likes to just start shit, right, So
Speaker 1: then she calls over Jasmine to come over, right. That's
Speaker 1: when Janet's yells for Jazmine. So first Jason runs around
Speaker 1: trying to find out what happened and who's been talking
Speaker 1: about him, what he's about to be confronted with, And
Speaker 1: he asks Luke, and Luke can't keep a secret at all.
Speaker 1: So Luke's like, he goes and sits, asks other people.
Speaker 1: Remember he asked Zach and Zach.
Speaker 3: I don't know, so then he asks somebody else.
Speaker 1: Then he goes and sits on that pool chair or
Speaker 1: whatever and with Luke, and then and then Luke goes yeah,
Speaker 1: we heard you take your ring off when you go out.
Speaker 1: And then Jason says to Camery's like that's crazy, but
Speaker 1: I'm glad that's all it is, because I never take
Speaker 1: my ring off, right right right?
Speaker 2: I mean, and then they call her over for somebody's Jasmine.
Speaker 1: Jasamine comes over. Oh my god, I stir it up.
Speaker 2: I just writ how ironic that now she's the one
Speaker 2: straying everything up.
Speaker 1: But then she had Jasmine's like, yeah, I heard that
Speaker 1: like a couple of years ago. Why the fuck would
Speaker 1: you bring that up something from a couple of years ago?
Speaker 2: And also it's not that big. But then what made
Speaker 2: me funny is that Kristin immediately is like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: said it, and then just immediately admits and owns it.
Speaker 2: It was like I was just kind of mad or
Speaker 2: whatever she said. She was just like, yeah, I said
Speaker 2: that because I was just like sick of it.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, what I think is like hilarious about this
Speaker 1: scene is that Kristen is like, yeah, I fucking hate Janet.
Speaker 1: And because they Janet keeps trying to make them make up.
Speaker 1: Remember right, because the last we heard from those two,
Speaker 1: she'd invited her to her Dave and Buster's party after
Speaker 1: first they'd had the thing at a different party where
Speaker 1: they got together and talked, and then Kristin was like, no,
Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm not accepting your apology. You didn't even
Speaker 1: barely apologize. Right then she tries it again. I just
Speaker 1: think it's funny that Kristin's like, no, fuck you, Janet,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to like be friends with you, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, I like that too. I do appreciate that she's like,
Speaker 2: she doesn't need that.
Speaker 1: No, she says to camera, she's like, if Janet thinks
Speaker 1: like I'm scared of her to be like, no, fuck that,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't give a fuck. She's mad at me,
Speaker 1: which I just thought was funny. Then I don't remember
Speaker 1: the order of this, but Sheina pops up for some reason.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, now she's there with La La.
Speaker 1: But I didn't really take notes on that. I just
Speaker 1: noticed that she was there. She's there, hold on so
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well Janet, so yeah, Janet sits. Janet gets
Speaker 1: mad at Kristen for spreading a rumor because she's like,
Speaker 1: but my husband is amazing. Can you just please acknowledge
Speaker 1: that my husband is a really good guy? And Jasmine goes, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We haven't been friends with you in
Speaker 1: a while, so we.
Speaker 3: Don't even know you bitch. I know that's yeah.
Speaker 1: So then Janet says to camera, She's like, I know
Speaker 1: where my husband is at all times. It's ridiculous that
Speaker 1: anybody would think he cheats on me, because like, if
Speaker 1: he goes on vacation, I put an air tag on him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's brilliant. Everyone can relate to that, Janets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Somebody wants Jason anyway, Like, what do you Oh my god,
Speaker 2: don't look at my husband.
Speaker 3: No, don't worry.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is the part where oh my god, Brittany, yes,
Speaker 1: like everybody, everybody crowd around my something about Jacks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a big deal, and it is a big deal. We
Speaker 1: find out that he is not paid is more the
Speaker 1: mortgage on their house? Yeah yeah for months, like since
Speaker 1: they keep saying since May, and we don't know exactly
Speaker 1: what this is, but it seems summary.
Speaker 3: So for a few months.
Speaker 1: I don't think we know that yet. She just says,
Speaker 1: she tells everybody She's like, Jacks wants to have a
Speaker 1: fresh start and date me.
Speaker 4: But then he said he rented a condo with Tom
Speaker 4: Tom seorch and and he's everybody's like, he's everybody agrees
Speaker 4: he's just gonna be partying all the time, and he's
Speaker 4: I'm worried.
Speaker 1: He's gonna stick me with you. Fourteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: A month mortgage? Yeah, let's that's their mortgage. Okay, So
Speaker 2: why would their mortgage be that high? Do they put
Speaker 2: nothing down? Their house is a pool probably, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say one point five mil?
Speaker 3: Right, how would you How would their mortgage be that high?
Speaker 3: I don't know, bad credit?
Speaker 1: How could they? How could that be there? Like on
Speaker 1: a TV show and she's been on a TV show
Speaker 1: for years? I mean, did Jax like use all their
Speaker 1: money on cocaine?
Speaker 3: And I'm not even being funny. Maybe something and something
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: I think it's so fucking weird that they have for now.
Speaker 1: Could it be fourteen thousand dollars combined between the rental
Speaker 1: house she has and like, you know.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she was talking about, but I
Speaker 2: was like, this guy, none of it's that surprising. So
Speaker 2: then that's this big story, like, oh my god, we're
Speaker 2: gonna come back, don't we go?
Speaker 3: Back to her.
Speaker 1: We go to Brisbane. No, Brittany and Jasmine go to.
Speaker 3: Jack's the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah they okay, So now she's still now and I
Speaker 2: want to say this in Britney's defense, they make money
Speaker 2: off that. She gets money off. She's married to Jack,
Speaker 2: so she gets money off that bar. So she wants
Speaker 2: to plug it too, which is so annoying. So they
Speaker 2: go all this talk about Jack. Let's go to the
Speaker 2: bar with Jacks's name on it. I get it, but
Speaker 2: at the same time, like iw Ill and then so
Speaker 2: they all go there with Schwartz, Schworts.
Speaker 3: Rolls in by the way, Jack Jasmine well at the
Speaker 3: and then Shorts is going to come in.
Speaker 1: But it looks the bar itself looks like it looks
Speaker 1: like a place that Dahmer, like Jeffrey Dahmer, would like
Speaker 1: court someone and then bring back to his house. I
Speaker 1: swear to god, doesn't it look like like something in Milwaukee,
Speaker 1: like and not even Milwaukee like the outskirts of like
Speaker 1: a real weird off the highway kind of vibe.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's there's something not upkeeping it.
Speaker 2: No, well, it looks like there's moldy, there's mold in there.
Speaker 2: I can see it. I can smell it through my bang. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yet in a nice area of the valley and they're
Speaker 2: you know, probably driving it into the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Jasmine is like, I hate it. I want to
Speaker 2: take down all the signage or whatever. Yeah, and we
Speaker 2: agree with that.
Speaker 1: And then yeah it well it should be because it
Speaker 1: should be Britney's bar.
Speaker 2: Yes, well it might be. Maybe we'll switch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh, Tom, this comes over? And also maybe
Speaker 1: so much drinks so much in every scene they go
Speaker 1: to the bar and then they're just like lats two shots.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Okay, still, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to say this, but
Speaker 1: Brittany is constantly talking about how much Jack drinks. And
Speaker 1: you've you've pointed this out before too, but Britney drinks
Speaker 1: a shit ton. And last season the whole storyline was
Speaker 1: about Britney's drinking problem, so she's not really it was
Speaker 1: Jack's making it about sh come over a lot, right.
Speaker 1: She was sick in almost every scene, and Jacky Jackson
Speaker 1: was making it a big deal, deflecting from his own issues.
Speaker 1: But the girl does drink a ton, Like.
Speaker 2: Can I can we just bring it back to Schwartz
Speaker 2: because he's so fucking dumb.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I used to love him, but he's always he's he
Speaker 2: plays he plays dumb. He's not dumb, but he plays dumb.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I mean, I don't know, man, like
Speaker 1: Jack says, he's great, Like he seems all right, like
Speaker 1: he's doing the work or whatever, and they're like via tax.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, via tax, but like that's not cool
Speaker 1: that he's not like paying the mortgage.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't know, like.
Speaker 1: You think you think, Oh, way to take a side Schwart.
Speaker 1: Now I feel like Katie. I feel like I'm like
Speaker 1: channeling Katie. I feel for every moment that she had
Speaker 1: to spend with Schwartz. Yeah, and meanwhile, Schwartz is now
Speaker 1: going to live with him. Yeah, well next door to
Speaker 1: him somehow, in the same whatever. So then he's just
Speaker 1: like yeah.
Speaker 2: So then when they get Rile up and Jasmine's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we should tear down these signs I don't want to
Speaker 2: picture of him, Shorts.
Speaker 1: Is like, oh yeah, that's crazy. I think I'll just
Speaker 1: get a drink. Oh yeah, okay, oh big shock right right,
Speaker 1: So yeah, so you should man up.
Speaker 2: He should really man up. Oh good, that's a good. Really,
Speaker 2: thank you for offering that two cents. That was really wise,
Speaker 2: Yankee Schwartz.
Speaker 1: And Brittany's like, Okay, he hasn't paid the mortgage in
Speaker 1: three months and he never said he didn't say he
Speaker 1: wasn't paying. He didn't say I need help. He just
Speaker 1: didn't pay it, just didn't pay it. And then it
Speaker 1: was and Schortz is like, yeah, that's fucking with your credit.
Speaker 1: He's like telling her things she didn't even think about.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, now I don't know if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a plasma and cruise. And he's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: fucking with your credit.
Speaker 2: And she's like then she starts really getting shy and't
Speaker 2: think about my credit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, it could be my mortgage could be
Speaker 1: up to a hundred thousand dollars by now. He's rude
Speaker 1: in my life. He's gonna make me lose my dream home,
Speaker 1: in my family. Why is she.
Speaker 2: Letting Jackson pay the mortgage anyway? Like, why trust that
Speaker 2: guy at all? I would I would not, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: somebody like that. I would not let be in charge.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not blaming her, I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: we know who Jacks is.
Speaker 3: You got to you know. I mean that I don't
Speaker 3: know what that is.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's just not putting his half in or whatever,
Speaker 2: but that was just that was upsetting, and I just
Speaker 2: kept writing, Schwartz doesn't care. He just wants to be
Speaker 2: on camera so we can get paid. Then he gets
Speaker 2: his free drink at Jack's, and now he's going to
Speaker 2: be on the show. If the show gets picked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say in defense of The Valley that
Speaker 1: they did a coming up this season, so this is
Speaker 1: episode seven. I probably have like another maybe five to go.
Speaker 2: Maybe they did twelve, probably more. They usually do like fifteen.
Speaker 1: No of other shows, but I don't think they'll do
Speaker 1: fifteen of The Valley because it's last time they only
Speaker 1: did like eleven. But anyway, the point is, it looks
Speaker 1: it's gonna heat up. Okay, people going to be fighting.
Speaker 1: I think that I read that Nia and Janet do
Speaker 1: not follow each other on social media anymore.
Speaker 3: But of course not everyone should unfollow Janet.
Speaker 1: Right now, I think Janet might go down, I hope so.
Speaker 3: They've got nobody likes her.
Speaker 2: I mean, if they know that, if they've gotten rid
Speaker 2: of people for less on other shows where they're just like,
Speaker 2: you know, even I always come back to Housewives Beverly Hills,
Speaker 2: like Crystal. She wasn't a terrible person, but she's just
Speaker 2: nobody really wanted her. She was boring. Yeah, she was
Speaker 2: boring on the show. She wasn't right for the show.
Speaker 2: So eventually they're like, yeah, all right, we hear, yeah,
Speaker 2: do that with Janets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sunset Janets.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find her on Instagram just so I
Speaker 2: can follow and unfollow her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that'd be fun. And I think he
Speaker 1: can probably watches it. She probably looks at her Instagram
Speaker 1: She's like, I got a follow her, and then she's like,
Speaker 1: what is her what is her last? I got unfollowed?
Speaker 3: What's her name? What's her last?
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny that we just hardly ever know, Like
Speaker 1: we spend so much time with these people, but really
Speaker 1: don't even know their name? Janet Janet Caperna, she looks
Speaker 1: be a p E R N A.
Speaker 2: God, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to her Insta and
Speaker 2: then I'm just gonna comments found out Janet.
Speaker 3: Of course, how did she get that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: She's she's only following eight hundred people. She doesn't have
Speaker 2: that many followers. All right, I'll leave her alone. I'll
Speaker 2: leave Janets alone, and I won't follow and unfollow just
Speaker 2: to make her sad. But I was just looking to
Speaker 2: She follows all It's like nick Yell. She follows all Reality.
Speaker 2: She follows David Blaine. If that tells you.
Speaker 1: That tells you everything you need to know about Janets.
Speaker 1: Of the eight hundred people that she follows, David Blaine
Speaker 1: is one of them. And then just a bunch of
Speaker 1: like random like TV shows and podcasts.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I always find that. And Jeff Lewis,
Speaker 3: of course, because like Jeff, Jeff Lewis doesn't even want
Speaker 3: you on the show. Janet's not trying to be a dick.
Speaker 3: She follows Jack's.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 3: She follows Derinda.
Speaker 1: She follows that's all on mic drop tracks that the
Speaker 1: mic drops.
Speaker 3: We're done here in episode all right, right.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody, We love you guys. We'll see you here.
Speaker 3: We'll see you for just like that.
Speaker 1: Go watch it.
Speaker 2: It drops Friday on Thursday is when it's Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're either when it comes out of Thursday. We're either
Speaker 1: gonna drop it Thursday night or Friday morning. Right, but
Speaker 1: it comes out on Thursday, so get watching. It's going
Speaker 1: to be one at a time on HBO Max back
Speaker 1: to HBO. And as I've said on board a f
Speaker 1: and I may have said it your mom, say it again.
Speaker 1: If you hate watched it with us before, you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to hate watch it with us again.
Speaker 2: But let me just tell you. For fans of Sex
Speaker 2: and the City, like I was, you know, I'm like
Speaker 2: an uber fan. They fixed a lot of it. It's
Speaker 2: so much better, So you're gonna want to watch it
Speaker 2: both because it's awful, but also it's actually really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah I've seen Oh I got to see it early,
Speaker 2: so uh huh and join us all
Speaker 1: Right, by bye bye,