Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun.
Speaker 2: On a Friday.
Speaker 1: It's an ask doctor Jesse Friday. It's a spectacular day.
Speaker 1: You have conquered the week. Christmas is almost here. Life
Speaker 1: is grand and it's gonna be a spectacular show for you.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're gonna talk about judges, the judges who
Speaker 1: are from foreign lands putting a stop to Trump. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. Someone wants to know about decline. If
Speaker 1: we are on the decline, what does that look like
Speaker 1: the post World War two world? Why was it all
Speaker 1: about decolonization? Some guy's wife is getting a little too
Speaker 1: heavy with the credit card this Christmas season? The Senate,
Speaker 1: Oh that and so much more coming up tonight on
Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now let's begin here.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to spend a lot of time on
Speaker 1: it because it's going to be a point we've made often.
Speaker 1: But the question was, does anyone else think it's odd
Speaker 1: these judges putting up roadblocks to Trump's agenda have last
Speaker 1: names that sound like they aren't from these parts. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not that it's odd, but let's just discuss the phenomenon.
Speaker 1: You see, remember that is half the point of the
Speaker 1: mass importation of foreigners. Frankly, it's the whole point. If
Speaker 1: you want to zoom out a little bit, the entire
Speaker 1: point you would mass import people from foreign lands is
Speaker 1: you view them as an ally in your quest for power.
Speaker 1: If you're an evil, soulless monster, a Democrat, and you
Speaker 1: want power above all, then you need to bring some
Speaker 1: people into this country who will help push the revolution
Speaker 1: forward because patriotic Americans are not on board. And when
Speaker 1: you sit back for a moment and think about all
Speaker 1: the deranged, freak stuff that's out there right now, all
Speaker 1: the stuff the Democrat Party has had to embrace. You
Speaker 1: know what, let me grab this. This is from hot air.
Speaker 1: New study identifies dramatic rise immortality for trans women who
Speaker 1: use cross sex hormones. Okay, so stop for a second
Speaker 1: and let's think about this. The training stuff, not just
Speaker 1: for kids, the training stuff period. It's gross. I know,
Speaker 1: you know, it's gross. It's weird, it's evil, it's wrong,
Speaker 1: it's all those things. Right. One of the two major
Speaker 1: political parties in this country is all in on it,
Speaker 1: all in on it into the There is a tranny
Speaker 1: member of the House of Representatives got elected. The Biden
Speaker 1: administration brought trannies into the administration all in on something
Speaker 1: that every normal American can see is weird and gross
Speaker 1: and wrong and terrible. I'm not talking about you and
Speaker 1: me either, I'm talking about every normy. You know, all
Speaker 1: the norms, all the normas out there. They know it too.
Speaker 1: When you run into that dude and a short skirt
Speaker 1: with too much lipstick on, and as Adam's apple hanging
Speaker 1: out past his chin in the grocery store, you grab
Speaker 1: your children and move to the other aisle. It's gross,
Speaker 1: it's weird, it's awful, it's terrible, and you don't need
Speaker 1: to be some political person to know that. The Democrat Party, well,
Speaker 1: let me introduce you to the man who's the likely
Speaker 1: Demo kratnominee for president In twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 3: We didn't get into transports. That's an issue no one
Speaker 3: wants to hear about because eighty percent of people listening
Speaker 3: disagree with my position on this. But it comes from
Speaker 3: my heart, not just my head. It wasn't a political
Speaker 3: evolution in position, being that I don't think it's fair.
Speaker 3: I want to see trans kids. I have a trans
Speaker 3: God's son. There's no governance sign more pro trans legislation
Speaker 3: than I have, and no one has been a stronger
Speaker 3: abvocate for the LTBK you Minty.
Speaker 1: He even acknowledges in the opening that he knows he's
Speaker 1: on the losing end of an eighty twenty issue. Do
Speaker 1: you know how many eighty twenty issues there are in
Speaker 1: the country? Not very many. A country this divided eighty twenty,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't get eighty twenty on hardly anything. Eighty percent
Speaker 1: of Americans think this stuff is sick and frigging wrong,
Speaker 1: eighty percent. That's for politicians. If you're they're banking on
Speaker 1: the will of the people, if you need the people
Speaker 1: to vote for you, that's the biggest softball in the world.
Speaker 1: They just handed it to you. I mean, they practically
Speaker 1: made the choice for you. Hey, here's where you need
Speaker 1: to fall on this issue. And yet the entire Democrat Party,
Speaker 1: every bit of it, top to bottom, all in on
Speaker 1: training stuff. Now, what's this got to do with foreigners
Speaker 1: and foreign judges and things like that. Well, if you're
Speaker 1: going to push this stuff, and big Democrat donors, billionaire
Speaker 1: Democrat donors, demand that Democrats push this stuff, Democrat voters,
Speaker 1: the most rabid ones demand Democrats push this stuff. That's
Speaker 1: where the twenty percent is on the eighty twenty. If
Speaker 1: you're going to push this, then what you need you
Speaker 1: need reinforcements. You see, if patriotic Americans, if eighty percent
Speaker 1: of Americans are against you on something that you feel
Speaker 1: forced to do and say, then you need reinforcements which
Speaker 1: brings us to foreigners from anywhere, from everywhere. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter if you want to come here and you want
Speaker 1: to bring your whole extended family here, and Democrats do
Speaker 1: it for you. And not only do they do it
Speaker 1: for you, they'll provide welfare in human amounts of welfare, housing, food,
Speaker 1: they'll put you, they'll get you into universities. You can
Speaker 1: come from another country and you will have a huge
Speaker 1: leg up over American kids, certainly American white kids getting
Speaker 1: into college. Democrats will bring you and your entire extended
Speaker 1: family here and provide for your every want. And while
Speaker 1: all they ask in exchange is back the Democrat Party,
Speaker 1: no matter what the Democrat Party, no matter what, back
Speaker 1: the Democrat that's their only ask. Support the revolution. Will
Speaker 1: you support the revolution no matter what we do, no
Speaker 1: matter what we say. And if you're a foreigner, and
Speaker 1: you have twenty five family members, then you want them
Speaker 1: all to go to college and the American taxpayer to
Speaker 1: pay everything, and you want a transactional relationship with the
Speaker 1: party you support. Do you care that much about the
Speaker 1: tranny stuff? So if your name is Jokra bebop click
Speaker 1: click from whatever God forbidden third world dump there is
Speaker 1: out there, and the Democrat Party brings you into the country,
Speaker 1: you understand exactly where your bread is buttered. And you
Speaker 1: understand you are only allowed to come here and stay
Speaker 1: here and luxuriate here because you will be a warrior
Speaker 1: on behalf of the revolution. And Democrats know that too,
Speaker 1: And that's why the biden Is administration and the Obama
Speaker 1: administration before him, grabbed as many communists foreign and domestic
Speaker 1: it's humanly possible and put them into every judicial system
Speaker 1: they could possibly find. Now, we routinely have Judge Street
Speaker 1: Street click click from who knows where trying to stop
Speaker 1: the Trump administration from deporting this guy. No, you can't
Speaker 1: do this now, you have to keep traininges in the military. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Why what did we say before about foreigners? How do
Speaker 1: most people vote across the planet? You don't vote this way,
Speaker 1: but most people across the planet do. How what are
Speaker 1: the two te's? What are the two te's? First of all,
Speaker 1: transactional tribal and transactional tribal is the other one. But
Speaker 1: transactional is a big one. We'll get to tribal on
Speaker 1: a second. It's a simple transaction for foreigners. They don't
Speaker 1: love everything Democrats do. This is why people on the
Speaker 1: right get confused. Well, I don't understand why they would
Speaker 1: bring in all these Muslims and then the Muslims would
Speaker 1: vote for the party that pushes the LGBTQ demon stuff.
Speaker 1: When Muslims it's a transactional relationship. Period. You think Muslims
Speaker 1: agree with everything the Democrat party does. Of course not.
Speaker 1: It's transactional. They understand that's their protection, that's those are
Speaker 1: their benefactors. So you got to go along with some things,
Speaker 1: and of course tribal. That's how you can hate people
Speaker 1: for this, you can love them for this. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Most people across the globe, when they vote, they vote
Speaker 1: tribally and transactionally. So if you are shriek shriek, click click,
Speaker 1: and you're from India and someone stands before you a criminal,
Speaker 1: maybe he's from your part of India. Maybe you guys
Speaker 1: have shared a delicious buol of curry soup together. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever his crimes are, that doesn't matter. You assume that
Speaker 1: position of power so you could help your people out.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular spectacular Friday.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. We gotta pause for a quick moment.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to the decline of the country email,
Speaker 1: but I have to get off my chest. Something dark
Speaker 1: and ugly that's going on right now inside the Kelly household.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna warn you ahead of time. It involves envy, deceit, intrigue.
Speaker 1: Let me go ahead and tell you what it is.
Speaker 1: First of all, I have to set up the story
Speaker 1: by telling you this. You are well aware that aub
Speaker 1: is a health super freak. But of these workout all
Speaker 1: the time eat veggie chili? Is that me organic one
Speaker 1: of these types of people? Right? But what you may
Speaker 1: not know, but I don't think I've ever shared with you,
Speaker 1: is every now and then she'll just lose her mind
Speaker 1: and wipe out two value meals from McDonald's right in
Speaker 1: front of you. Every now and then she just breaks
Speaker 1: at some point in time and goes all in on
Speaker 1: one meal with a coke. Right. So you know, I've
Speaker 1: been trying to eat better. I've been making some strides,
Speaker 1: and we don't keep many traditional chips in the house.
Speaker 1: I'm really more of a massive chips guy, who don't
Speaker 1: I try to keep the chips out of the house
Speaker 1: because otherwise I'll eat the chips. A couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I go buy a bag of Tostitos chips, just regular
Speaker 1: Tostitos chips, corn chips, some chip cheese. I put it
Speaker 1: in the pantry. I never touched it, never touched it.
Speaker 1: It had been there for I believe it was a week.
Speaker 1: Last night, I get home and I decide, you know what,
Speaker 1: screw it, I'm having my freaking chips, and I go
Speaker 1: to the pantry. Bob was in the kitchen. We're sitting
Speaker 1: there talking. I go to the pantry. No bag, bag
Speaker 1: is gone. I say, she's right there. Keep in mind
Speaker 1: she's three feet away. I say, hey, one of the kids,
Speaker 1: ate my chips? Have you seen my Tostitos chimps? Someone
Speaker 1: ate my chips? Nothing crickets. She doesn't say a word,
Speaker 1: but she's on her phone. She's doing her grocery list
Speaker 1: or something like that. And then I get her attention,
Speaker 1: ub did one of the kids eat my chips? And
Speaker 1: she looks down with this half smirk on her face,
Speaker 1: and she says, I'm so ashamed. I was hoping you
Speaker 1: wouldn't ask again. I ate the chips, and I said,
Speaker 1: maybe that was a whole bag. You ate an entire
Speaker 1: bag of chips. And this is where listen. Lies lead
Speaker 1: to other lies. Remember that lies lead to other lies.
Speaker 1: You know what? She says, No, No, the bag was
Speaker 1: already opened. I maybe ate half the bag. Okay, I
Speaker 1: give her some crap about that, but now I would
Speaker 1: like to know who opened my bag of chips. James,
Speaker 1: my oldest son, comes out. He's an eating machine. He
Speaker 1: works out all the time. That's why we keep the
Speaker 1: pantry stocked with beef sticks and nuts and protein bars
Speaker 1: because he's going in there and he's eating whatever he
Speaker 1: gets his hands on. But he will if he finds
Speaker 1: the bag of chips, he'll wipe that out too, It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. He's a teenage boy, and I jump him
Speaker 1: immediately because I know it's him. It's gotta be him. Hey, James,
Speaker 1: how were my tostitos? Me right in the eye and says, Dad,
Speaker 1: I never touched your tostitos. And I called him a
Speaker 1: liar to his face. I said, I know it was you.
Speaker 1: I know it was you. We said Dad, I would
Speaker 1: tell you if it was me. I never touched the toastitos. Okay,
Speaker 1: well he's not a liar. That means it's got to
Speaker 1: be Luke. But that would be kind of out a
Speaker 1: character for Luke. This morning, we're up as a family
Speaker 1: before the kids go to school. Everyone's getting breakfast. OB's
Speaker 1: in the kitchen making one of the health smoothie things.
Speaker 1: Luke comes out and I say, hey, obviously it was you.
Speaker 1: How were my tostitos? And he looks at me like
Speaker 1: I have three heads. He says, Dad, I'd never what toastitos.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I said, buddy,
Speaker 1: it wasn't Ob. It was I said, wasn't Mom, And
Speaker 1: it wasn't James. A ghost. Didn't meet my chips? That
Speaker 1: mean mean you ate my chips. That's when Ab broke
Speaker 1: down in the kitchen and she said it was me.
Speaker 2: I was too ashamed to admit that I opened them
Speaker 2: up and ate the whole bag and I said, hold on,
Speaker 2: you not only laid waste to an entire bag of Tostitos.
Speaker 1: Chips, you blamed the boys for your pig out on
Speaker 1: my chips. And all she could do was hang her
Speaker 1: head in shame. This is what Chris. Chris said, what
Speaker 1: kind of tostito chips? Just regular Tostitos corn chips. They
Speaker 1: were just the just the blame ones. What I know,
Speaker 1: That's what I said, Chris, is not even a special chip.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not even a what would even possessed you.
Speaker 1: It's not like we're talking about a cheeto here or dorito.
Speaker 1: Who would even do that? And then who would lie
Speaker 1: about it? And then who would half lie and then
Speaker 1: blame the children on it? She actually said on my
Speaker 1: way out the door, she said, please don't tell that
Speaker 1: story on the radio. And I said, baby, you've left
Speaker 1: me no choice. I have no choice. Everyone has to know.
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks I'm the bad guy all the time and
Speaker 1: she's the good guy all the time. Well, let it
Speaker 1: be known right now. She ate all of my chips,
Speaker 1: lied about it twice and blame the boys. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday, and asked
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the show still
Speaker 1: we are live here on a Friday evening Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey part time radio host. On Wednesday,
Speaker 1: you were talking about the decline of this country. What
Speaker 1: does this look like? Are we going to change our name?
Speaker 1: Are we going to split up into different countries, or
Speaker 1: we're going to have a monarchy. Can you elaborate with
Speaker 1: the downfall of a nation like the Roman Empire really
Speaker 1: looks like for the college dropouts like yourself. His name
Speaker 1: is Phil. Okay, Well, let me go ahead and get
Speaker 1: this out of the way first. I don't know. And
Speaker 1: the reason I don't know is it kind of looks
Speaker 1: different from nation to nation to nation to nation. In
Speaker 1: the United States of America, I can tell you what
Speaker 1: I think will probably happen. Our state system is really,
Speaker 1: really excellent in this country. It's not as good as
Speaker 1: it used to be, but it's really excellent. When I
Speaker 1: see our state system, I'm talking about the fifty individual
Speaker 1: states and the sovereignty of those states. Your state or commonwealth,
Speaker 1: Your state has a governor, Your state has almost undoubtedly
Speaker 1: I believe forty eight or forty nine of the states
Speaker 1: have a state police force. Your state has an attorney general,
Speaker 1: a healthcare system, a school system. The states really are
Speaker 1: individual countries that obviously came together to form, of course,
Speaker 1: the United States of America. I believe our decline is
Speaker 1: going to be slow. I need to emphasize that, and
Speaker 1: I don't know that for a fact, but I believe
Speaker 1: it's going to be very, very slow because we have
Speaker 1: so many benefits here. So let me give you some
Speaker 1: benefits here. Don't discount the fact that we have two
Speaker 1: gigantic oceans on each end. That's a big deal, meaning
Speaker 1: we don't have some gigantic juggernaut powerful country breathing down
Speaker 1: our neck. And if some gigantic juggernaut powerful country wants
Speaker 1: to come over here and physically take some of this place,
Speaker 1: they have to cross an ocean, and then once you
Speaker 1: get here, you have to deal with hundreds of millions
Speaker 1: of guns and ammunition. That alone creates a Nightmara situation.
Speaker 1: So I actually do not believe, at least not for
Speaker 1: the long, long, long distance future, that we will be
Speaker 1: militarily conquered in that kind of way. I do not
Speaker 1: believe that it's just too it's too much of a
Speaker 1: headache for somebody who would try to do so. So
Speaker 1: let's set that aside. What will happen. Let's focus on
Speaker 1: what we know. We know the currency it's going to
Speaker 1: continue to be devalued. Remember what the Federal Reserve's goal is.
Speaker 1: And I know that you probably wins when I said that,
Speaker 1: because everyone has watched their buying power twenty five percent
Speaker 1: of it disappear in the last five years because we
Speaker 1: stop the country for a virus. We're not going to
Speaker 1: go into that right now, but remember what the Federal
Speaker 1: Reserve's target is two percent two percent what two percent inflation?
Speaker 1: Their goal is that your money will be devalued two
Speaker 1: percent every single year. That is what they're going for.
Speaker 1: They're not even attempting to increase the value of the dollar.
Speaker 1: Their goal is to only decrease it a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's the goal. So we know, on a long enough timeline,
Speaker 1: the debt will eventually devalue the dollar a lot, over
Speaker 1: and over and over, maybe super slow. Maybe they'll be
Speaker 1: things that speed it up, like COVID wars things like that,
Speaker 1: but we know the dollar will go down. What does
Speaker 1: that mean you don't have the same buying power? For instance,
Speaker 1: people love. Americans definitely love this. They love to travel
Speaker 1: to Europe. And I'm not a hypocrite. I've been there,
Speaker 1: but three times. I've been to Europe three times. This
Speaker 1: is all in recent years, but I've been to Europe
Speaker 1: three times. I like it too. Why I love history.
Speaker 1: I want to see castles and fortresses and old cathedrals,
Speaker 1: and that that's why I enjoy it. I want to
Speaker 1: eat there. But here's what Americans get wrong, especially American tourists,
Speaker 1: when I go to I've been to Paris twice. I
Speaker 1: was just passing through the second time, but I've been
Speaker 1: to Paris twice. Where did I stay? There was a
Speaker 1: pretty nice hotel down by the Louver, down by all
Speaker 1: the museums and fancy stuff down there. It's a pretty
Speaker 1: nice hotel down there. There were good restaurants right there away.
Speaker 1: There are a couple good shops things like that. Did
Speaker 1: I experience what life is like for a French citizen?
Speaker 1: For the average French citizen. Tourists fool themselves into thinking
Speaker 1: they do. The average French citizen can't afford the power
Speaker 1: bill half the time. The average French citizen does with
Speaker 1: a lot less than you do, a lot less lower
Speaker 1: standard of living. Maybe doesn't even have air conditioning in
Speaker 1: their home, in their tiny little apartment somewhere. If they
Speaker 1: own a vehicle, it's the size of a phone booth.
Speaker 1: How does this relate to us. Let's say our currency
Speaker 1: continues to get devalued, and let's say the debt crisis
Speaker 1: gets to a place where we can no longer afford
Speaker 1: or the interest payments on the debt. The result of
Speaker 1: that is going to be a drop in your standard
Speaker 1: of living. And I don't know how fast that will come.
Speaker 1: It won't be in a year, but a slow, steady
Speaker 1: degradation of your standard of living. So the average American,
Speaker 1: not everybody, and this may not be for you. Maybe
Speaker 1: you want to be single in a penthouse apartment, and
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that, But many Americans think about
Speaker 1: you know, I want a spouse, I want two and
Speaker 1: a half kids. I want a house in a fairly
Speaker 1: safe neighborhood, and of course a couple of cars in
Speaker 1: the driveway. She has to take the kids to school,
Speaker 1: I have to go to work. That's a very common
Speaker 1: kind of one of those American American dream type things.
Speaker 1: What if that disappears for seventy eighty percent of the
Speaker 1: country because the money's just not there. What if healthcare
Speaker 1: gets a lot worse, you're already seeing it, meaning you
Speaker 1: can't afford care. Maybe maybe God forbid you get cancer.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have it. Now, Look, it's coming for all
Speaker 1: of us. Everybody knows we're all gonna get some in
Speaker 1: some way or another. Everybody seems to get it. Everyone
Speaker 1: in my families certainly seems to. What if there's a
Speaker 1: great treatment, you can't afford it, so you don't get
Speaker 1: it and you just die. This is not doomsday stuff.
Speaker 1: This is how people in Europe live right now, right now,
Speaker 1: that modern, fancy Europe. Now you didn't experience that when
Speaker 1: you went over to Milan for your anniversary and you
Speaker 1: stayed at a hotel and ated a delicious Italian restaurant
Speaker 1: and everybody was so nice. Yes, but every one of
Speaker 1: those people who waited on your tables and did the
Speaker 1: turndown service in your room, they went back to a
Speaker 1: very tiny, very crappy hotel that's too hot in the summertime.
Speaker 1: They have to keep the windows open in the morning.
Speaker 1: They don't even own a vehicle. When they want to
Speaker 1: go somewhere, they scrape up a few bucks, take the train,
Speaker 1: and then walk five miles in a completely different standard
Speaker 1: of living than Americans are used to than Americans have
Speaker 1: ever known. And of course that's not as bad as
Speaker 1: it gets. But you can see the states breaking up
Speaker 1: in some form, probably coalitions of states, I don't mean
Speaker 1: every individual state. And you can see Americans slowly over time,
Speaker 1: watching their standard of living go down and down and down.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Speaker 1: And I didn't mean for that to be heavy. It's
Speaker 1: just it's it's something that's been on my mind. So
Speaker 1: when it's on my mind, I talk to you about
Speaker 1: it if you want to feel better. Let's remember that
Speaker 1: this was Jasmine Crockett's introduction for her Senate run. I
Speaker 1: can't she.
Speaker 4: Ain't never scared, and she ain't never been who was
Speaker 4: willing to go toe to toe against the president. I
Speaker 4: can't wrap my head around someone who votes Republicans. She
Speaker 4: advocate for feeding kids, they protect the folks touching them,
Speaker 4: Trump and baden his own country with our army. What
Speaker 4: a show we remember Pearl Harper by illegiality, Barman boats.
Speaker 1: But y'all thought we wasn't gonna.
Speaker 4: Do nothing, buddy, Think again. They only trying to scare
Speaker 4: out her running because they think she'll win. Listen, thought
Speaker 4: I told y'all w ain't never scared.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Look who name on the.
Speaker 4: Docket got two words for every race's biggot, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 4: Every one says, yeah it might be to y'all, hear
Speaker 4: the word which side you want to choose?
Speaker 2: For me?
Speaker 4: I hope my money goes to side. It isn't trying
Speaker 4: to say oh for the abilities A hope she's stand
Speaker 4: on business as in toes Texas soap. Don't need no
Speaker 4: more bad built, bleached blond butch bodies.
Speaker 1: Moving forward, standing on business, Chris, thanks for putting that
Speaker 1: on the sound list to get to day, buddy, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Hey, Jesse, it's the holidays. I get that.
Speaker 1: Every day I get a notification of yet another charge,
Speaker 1: not mine, but hers on our credit card. I send
Speaker 1: in two payments a month to these solas demons to
Speaker 1: bring down the balance. How do I respectfully tell my
Speaker 1: wife of thirty five years to take it down a notch?
Speaker 1: All right, So here's something I learned a long time ago.
Speaker 1: That financial strife is one of the main causes for divorce,
Speaker 1: financial strife, and you know, you can see that in
Speaker 1: your own life, in other people's lives when times are tough,
Speaker 1: or times are tight, or in some situations where one
Speaker 1: of the two parties cannot seem to keep their their
Speaker 1: hands off the wallet, if you will, and that takes
Speaker 1: different forms. You know, women shopping is the biggest stereotype
Speaker 1: in the world. For dudes, it can be you know, beer, gambling,
Speaker 1: hunting supplies. We've all walked into cabellas and walked out
Speaker 1: with a couple of things we didn't need. But let's
Speaker 1: focus on the wife. Our house at this point in time.
Speaker 1: It's too Christmasy, all right. The reason it's too Christmasy
Speaker 1: is we don't throw anything away, and over nineteen years
Speaker 1: of marriage, I feel like a new thing has been
Speaker 1: added every single year, and because it never gets thrown away.
Speaker 1: And then my folks handed us down some of their Christmas. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, Chris, Chris, do you want to know the
Speaker 1: latest one? Buddy, You're gonna You're gonna blow a gasket.
Speaker 1: You want to know the latest one. I come home
Speaker 1: and you know, the big red bows, like red bows.
Speaker 1: She has bought red bows. That's her thing this year,
Speaker 1: red bows for the dining room chairs. Now all the
Speaker 1: dining room chairs have a Christmas y red bow on them.
Speaker 1: My point is, no, they're not all a present. Chris
Speaker 1: uh I asked a couple questions too, and all I
Speaker 1: got was yelled at, Okay, so I guess I shouldn't
Speaker 1: decorate for Christmas. You know what you're gonna get. My
Speaker 1: point is, buddy, women love the Christmas season probably more
Speaker 1: than anyone else, and they watch these Hallmark movies and
Speaker 1: they get new ideas of oh we can get new
Speaker 1: Christmas and takeups and stuff like that. Let them go less.
Speaker 1: Of course, you are actually in a financial bind or
Speaker 1: it's look, I think Obbs spent nineteen ninety nine on
Speaker 1: the stupid bows, right, So it's if you're in a
Speaker 1: financial bind, then I don't know that you have to
Speaker 1: be that polite about it. You don't need to be
Speaker 1: a jerk, but you need to say, honey, it's got
Speaker 1: to stop. You don't have any money. The money's the
Speaker 1: money's got to stop it. We've had years where we
Speaker 1: didn't get anything either, so you might just have to
Speaker 1: talk to it. Look, you've been married thirty five years.
Speaker 1: After thirty five years, I think you can probably square away.
Speaker 1: All right, here's al Green.
Speaker 5: I know what happened in my lifetime when.
Speaker 1: It bothers me. This guy's name's al Green, When the
Speaker 1: real Al Green was so talented, and now we have
Speaker 1: this caveman looking door it.
Speaker 5: I know what happened in my lifetime when I had
Speaker 5: to go to the back door to get my food.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I remember when.
Speaker 5: I had to drink from a filthy colored water fountain
Speaker 5: when there was a pristy white water fountain right next
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 1: I know I lived it. I remember, unbelievable, the mylads
Speaker 1: they've gotten out of this. How I had to sit
Speaker 1: in the back of the bus.
Speaker 5: And if there weren't enough seas for Anglos, we.
Speaker 1: Called them white people. I don't like the term.
Speaker 5: But when there weren't enough seas for Anglos, then I
Speaker 5: had to move