Speaker 1: One oh one point three Katie w B with Fallon
Speaker 1: and oh look you here, Colt.
Speaker 2: I made it.
Speaker 3: You made it.
Speaker 2: Thanks for playing that song for me, by the.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, I've anytime I hear well genuine, you're like,
Speaker 1: I think of Colt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you will and I'm I'm so sorry happy.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say anything like legally in the contracts,
Speaker 2: if you hear that song, you have to think about
Speaker 2: Bald and Colts, Yeah, which is just we I don't
Speaker 2: know how it's laid out, but it's just something that
Speaker 2: we saw.
Speaker 3: But whatever, it's in the fine print.
Speaker 1: You didn't read when you just said accept all because
Speaker 1: you don't want to read the fine print. And I
Speaker 1: get it, but now you need to think of us
Speaker 1: every time you hear it. Yeah, and you go a
Speaker 1: little bit horned. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: That was not fine print. You're just throwing that fine
Speaker 2: I don't whatever.
Speaker 3: We have a lot, a lot today.
Speaker 1: We have Avril Lavine tickets at two fifty, three, fifty
Speaker 1: and four fifty. We have tickets to seevers Fall, Best
Speaker 1: four pack of Family, We have date night tickets. The
Speaker 1: list goes on and but we're gonna come back and
Speaker 1: we're gonna do Anyone listening who on.
Speaker 3: Katie w B.
Speaker 1: One A one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt.
Speaker 1: I was just telling him, I'm like, you missed one
Speaker 1: of the craziest anyone listening who yesterday? I did the
Speaker 1: I did yesterday. If you've damaged someone's car on purpose,
Speaker 1: I'm not the police, so I'm not going to pick
Speaker 1: you to jail.
Speaker 3: And the very first call.
Speaker 1: Was the guy that said he and his buddy slit
Speaker 1: three hundred tires in a parking lot. And I was
Speaker 1: telling Jake later, I was like, I don't people think.
Speaker 1: I think that's cute. But I didn't know what to
Speaker 1: do other than laugh. I was so caught off guard.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you know how you just like, you guys
Speaker 1: shouldn't laugh at this, But I also you don't know
Speaker 1: what else to do.
Speaker 2: I was like, ha ha, it's so bizarre. And also
Speaker 2: you're you're talking to the person who sliced bunch of tires.
Speaker 2: You don't want them coming for your car now.
Speaker 3: He did say it was like a bazillion years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three, Well, he said a lot. How do you
Speaker 2: get away with like that? No one noticing. I do
Speaker 2: not yonder.
Speaker 3: That's that's so much. That's so much.
Speaker 2: That's so much.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Okay, but we're not doing that one today.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who works out six days.
Speaker 2: A week, I want to talk to a fit person.
Speaker 1: We've done one like this before, and we've had lots
Speaker 1: of fit people and I don't know why you put
Speaker 1: it in here again, because all it did was make
Speaker 1: us feel.
Speaker 3: Bad about ourselves.
Speaker 2: Well, I have some additional questions I would like to ask,
Speaker 2: because I'm trying to get into the fit squad? Is
Speaker 2: that a thing fit fam? I want to be a
Speaker 2: fit fan person, Okay, but I just have some questions
Speaker 2: and is there shortcuts? I just have things to talk
Speaker 2: to you about short cuts.
Speaker 1: Is that that phrasing was your first sign that you're
Speaker 1: never going to be.
Speaker 3: In the Fit Fam?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, We don't know, Okay, it could
Speaker 2: be things.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who doesn't flush when they pee, Well, you
Speaker 1: know that there's the rule. What if it's yellow, you
Speaker 1: let it mellow. If it's brown, you flush down.
Speaker 2: I've seen that tattoo on you.
Speaker 3: It was a full choice to have that as a
Speaker 3: chest pee, but I went for it.
Speaker 2: Well, I have. I was talking to my friend. He
Speaker 2: was like, you have to save money on our sewage,
Speaker 2: like we don't. We don't flush unless it's necessary. And
Speaker 2: I was like, is does do ever? Does everyone do that?
Speaker 1: The only time I do not flush is in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night because I don't want to wake
Speaker 1: Jake up.
Speaker 3: And you know, the bathroom spiked by.
Speaker 1: The bedroom flex other that's not flex but like that
Speaker 1: I have someone to sleep with?
Speaker 3: Is that my flex swing? What was the flex frees?
Speaker 2: Having the bathroom attached to your bedroom?
Speaker 3: That's okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, And then I don't know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: now cold That's the only time I don't flush, is
Speaker 1: my point.
Speaker 2: See Jen does the same thing, and I'm like, why
Speaker 2: it's basically in the basement our one bathroom. She's just like,
Speaker 2: she's like, I don't like I don't like how loud
Speaker 2: she She doesn't do it for me. She does it
Speaker 2: because she doesn't like how loud it is.
Speaker 3: That's fair. I don't blame her.
Speaker 2: Makes sense. And then anyone listening who tripped in public
Speaker 2: and it was just ridiculously embarrassing. I have one where
Speaker 2: I was carrying coffee in the middle of winter. You
Speaker 2: know where this is going on?
Speaker 3: You No, I don't paint the picture of place. How
Speaker 3: many coffee?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: I was one coffee your own.
Speaker 2: I was walking. My wife used to work in the
Speaker 2: West End, so I was like walking to the parking lot,
Speaker 2: super busy in the morning. I had a coffee for
Speaker 2: her and a coffee for me. I was walking in
Speaker 2: before her day started, and I hit a patch of
Speaker 2: ice just landed. It didn't land next to me or
Speaker 2: away from me, and landed on me and just spilled
Speaker 2: all over my jacket. And yeah, I didn't even go
Speaker 2: in the building. I text her. I was like, you're
Speaker 2: not getting coffee today.
Speaker 1: Sorry, this didn't happen to me, but I was there,
Speaker 1: and my favorite story of someone falling in public of
Speaker 1: my entire life, and I bring it up any chance
Speaker 1: I get, and.
Speaker 3: She was like, oh, sha'll fine.
Speaker 1: That setting the scene college campus, they used to show
Speaker 1: movies in the huge audit like huge forums, like the
Speaker 1: bigger classrooms. Yeah, and so the free movie they were
Speaker 1: shong I'll never forget was The Notebook. And we're all
Speaker 1: watching the Notebook in these you know, rows of chairs,
Speaker 1: and it gets to the like the very pivotal scene
Speaker 1: in my friend I was like, all right, she gets
Speaker 1: out of the row and trips on the stairs and
Speaker 1: falls all the way down to the bottom and HiT's
Speaker 1: a trash.
Speaker 4: So loud.
Speaker 2: It wasn't quiet so loud everyone.
Speaker 3: She just stood up and ran out.
Speaker 2: Did she come back?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: And then you can't come back.
Speaker 3: To me and my friends, we couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 1: We're like crying, we couldn't got to our breath, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to be chill because you know, people are
Speaker 1: trying to watch the movie.
Speaker 3: But the next day on campus is the best part.
Speaker 1: I'm walking behind someone to class, I'm like, did you
Speaker 1: see that girl the stairs.
Speaker 3: In the forum yesterday? And I was like, Heidi, your face.
Speaker 2: It became viral before you could come viral.
Speaker 1: It's truly if if she could have been if they
Speaker 1: would have had like a one of those chat groups
Speaker 1: like a reddit, like a Reddit thread for my college campus,
Speaker 1: she would have been the queen of it. But I'll
Speaker 1: never forget every time we bring it up, like I,
Speaker 1: do you remember that time show?
Speaker 3: I could call her right now.
Speaker 2: I wonder if she thinks about that anytime she's on stairs,
Speaker 2: Like probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, so if you've been in any of these categories,
Speaker 1: give us a call. Sixty five one nine eight nine
Speaker 1: Katie W. B. Anyone listening who works out six plus
Speaker 1: days a week, doesn't flush when aypee or tripped in public.
Speaker 2: We'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 6: This is the.
Speaker 1: Fellon one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and
Speaker 1: Cult and you, of course, thanks for hanging out with us.
Speaker 3: By the way, you can check out our podcast.
Speaker 1: We do have one, and we would love for you
Speaker 1: to go immediately to your phone.
Speaker 3: You're already holding it right now. Look you're on the toilet.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Let's go save my play games at your desk, your
Speaker 1: swife in you're scrolling, might as well go to wherever
Speaker 1: you listen to podcast type in Fallon and Cult. Just
Speaker 1: give it a little download follow like listen occasionally.
Speaker 2: It's all of this just condensed. It is condensed, yes,
Speaker 2: so you can hear just how pathetic or awesome just
Speaker 2: on a row.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who works out six days a week, not
Speaker 1: a single person called.
Speaker 2: In for that. I love that. May feel at ya,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who doesn't flush their pea or tripped in public. Now,
Speaker 1: which one of those categories are you falling into?
Speaker 7: The falling out of a vehicle category vehicle.
Speaker 3: It was just falling, but out of a car, it's
Speaker 3: a whole other level.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: It was a really windy.
Speaker 7: Day and my husband has a truck, and I decided
Speaker 7: to take the truck. So as I'm getting into the truck,
Speaker 7: like a gust of wind like pushes that door open,
Speaker 7: and I just flying out of the truck land on
Speaker 7: my butt and I'm like, oh my god, no one
Speaker 7: saw that. Get back in the truck, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 7: never go into this store again.
Speaker 2: It was like a catapult. Also, you can't that would
Speaker 2: never happen to me because the wind, the door.
Speaker 3: What a flex that you're a healthy and fit.
Speaker 2: It's almost like you're just calling us to tell us
Speaker 2: that you're in shape.
Speaker 3: This happened. I don't know how that would happen. I
Speaker 3: honestly can't even imagine it. It's like out of a movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I have to hold on to like the door
Speaker 7: to actually step up into the truck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is perfect timing.
Speaker 1: Ronika, thank you for calling in. That's quite the visual
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 8: Thank you, enjoy you're there.
Speaker 2: You too, Hey, Katie w B. Which category do you
Speaker 2: fall into?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 9: I didn't fall in public, but I just was that
Speaker 9: going with teacher.
Speaker 2: And I was my pants Oh so you Oh so
Speaker 2: that's kind of almost worse in school? Which grade?
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 8: I was working with the third grader.
Speaker 4: We were in the hallway.
Speaker 10: You know, he was getting a little bit out of
Speaker 10: control in the hall we were doing some frog jumps.
Speaker 7: I said, yeah, you got to bend down like this.
Speaker 4: What was that noise?
Speaker 8: I just left.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 7: I don't want pants on basically anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wait, no, she made the right choice. She probably
Speaker 1: ran to grab someone to watch their third graders. They're
Speaker 1: not like kindergarteners.
Speaker 7: Teacher, so I was.
Speaker 8: Just putting a kid on one.
Speaker 7: I said, go back to class.
Speaker 2: I just love yeah, and I will make my day
Speaker 2: better if my teacher pants I call you right now, dude.
Speaker 3: Third graders are old enough to just heckle you too.
Speaker 3: That's bold, right back?
Speaker 2: Did you pay him off to not tell any other students?
Speaker 2: That's what I do. I'd be like, here's a five.
Speaker 2: Just keep it chill, bro, go get something out of
Speaker 2: ben machine. You're very brave and I appreciate you battling.
Speaker 2: I'd do the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, Hey, thank you. Katie w B. What's
Speaker 3: your name? What category do you fall into?
Speaker 5: I fall into skipping in public?
Speaker 3: So what do people? Okay? What happened? Set the scene?
Speaker 8: So I was actually at the Mall of America.
Speaker 7: I was an escalator and.
Speaker 5: My shoelace got caught in the side. It pulled me
Speaker 5: down and I kept tripping, and my the issue with
Speaker 5: me is that I was not thinking, so I kept
Speaker 5: grabbing the handle that.
Speaker 8: Was pulling me up. It wasn't just the one.
Speaker 5: Fault, it was a consecutive at least three more times I.
Speaker 8: Grabbed the handle, kept falling down. And this was a
Speaker 8: crowded escalator, mind you, with a bunch of people, and
Speaker 8: I kept falling entire your way up until I got
Speaker 8: my shoelace out and then I left the escalator and
Speaker 8: just kind.
Speaker 2: Of I can't believe nobody tried to save you in
Speaker 2: that moment. Hit the st style button.
Speaker 3: Everyone's just screaming stop grab.
Speaker 2: You were trying to pull your body apart. Limb by limb,
Speaker 2: Did you stretch yourself out. So what did you feel like?
Speaker 2: Did your face get all red and you're like just
Speaker 2: kind of look anybody in the eye.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, yes, I just kept looking down.
Speaker 1: Were you with anyone? Were you with any friends or
Speaker 1: by yourself?
Speaker 8: I was with I was with my friend at the time,
Speaker 8: and they just kind of looked at me like what
Speaker 8: is she doing?
Speaker 1: You didn't get new friends? Okay, that friend was not
Speaker 1: your friend that day.
Speaker 2: It sucks because everybody falls, everybody's clumsy, but when it
Speaker 2: happens to you, you just feel like the biggest loser.
Speaker 3: All Right, thank you for calling in.
Speaker 1: Who had a wardrobe malfunction on TV last night? And
Speaker 1: who was caught checking out Kim Kardashian's But but yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, he's in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Talk about next. Yeah, we did the.
Speaker 3: Top Culture Minute. Yeah, it's the Pop Culture Minute with
Speaker 3: Fellon and.
Speaker 2: Cult On one of one point three.
Speaker 11: Jd w B.
Speaker 1: Last night was Jason Kelty's premiere on Monday Night Football,
Speaker 1: and he said his boobs were struggling. Saw that he
Speaker 1: was in his shirt and he said, he's like, I
Speaker 1: mean it fits my belly.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I lost a little bit of weight, but my tea's
Speaker 3: are still struggling.
Speaker 2: He couldnt get it situated.
Speaker 1: Then Travis of course got word of it, tweeted out
Speaker 1: surprised you bought a new one and didn't you go shirtless.
Speaker 1: So it's I don't watch any of that. I'll just
Speaker 1: take everyone's word. I'm sure the very few clips I've
Speaker 1: seen their podcast, Jason, look, I'm gonna say, Jason seems
Speaker 1: like the smarter of the.
Speaker 3: Two, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So, oh, yeah, he's definitely Yeah, he's definitely more level headed,
Speaker 2: not emotionally driven.
Speaker 1: I don't that I wouldn't get from what look watching
Speaker 1: the podcast. Maybe that's how he was on the field. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen the video of like Travis pushing the coach
Speaker 1: and throwing his helmet.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about just in general.
Speaker 1: When I watched them, even in the clips, you can
Speaker 1: tell that Jason book smart wise is he's smarter than
Speaker 1: in Travis. And that's not a knock on Travis. Travis
Speaker 1: and Jason both seems like just really charismatic, funny, nice guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why they're entertaining. I'm not I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't I think it's dude.
Speaker 2: I think it's nice having a different it's just shifting,
Speaker 2: like the tides are. You have like professional broadcasters, right,
Speaker 2: and then you have Jason and it's like I kind
Speaker 2: of like it. I like a little bit of a mix,
Speaker 2: Like I like the professional and then someone.
Speaker 1: To be like you aren't most of the aren't And
Speaker 1: I don't watch, but aren't most of the broadcasters for
Speaker 1: those Monday night foot aren't they previous athletes as well?
Speaker 2: You're asking me, well, are there acting like you know,
Speaker 2: if only.
Speaker 3: We were in the same building as a sports radio station?
Speaker 2: Probably Culture Minute?
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1: Stupid Beyonce. She doesn't need to make music videos to
Speaker 1: sell her music.
Speaker 3: No, she's sticking to her original decision.
Speaker 1: She didn't release a single music video for any of
Speaker 1: the songs that. Yeah, she didn't do it for her
Speaker 1: for Renaissance, she didn't do it for Cowboy Carter. And
Speaker 1: she's on the cover of GQ and she said, I
Speaker 1: thought it was important that during a time where we
Speaker 1: all see so many visuals, that the world can actually
Speaker 1: just focus on the voice. The music is so rich
Speaker 1: in history and instrumentation, it takes months to digest, research
Speaker 1: and understand the music needed space to breathe on its own,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, she did say she's a smiler, Miley Cyrus fan
Speaker 1: the Smilers. Smiler.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's a smiley.
Speaker 3: I think it's a Smilers.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 1: Now I'm questioning it the way you looked at me,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm listening to you.
Speaker 2: I like when artists put out visual visual No, what's
Speaker 2: a I don't know. When the text pops up on
Speaker 2: the screen. What does that call it? Lyer video, lyric video?
Speaker 2: I like that then you can actually feel like you
Speaker 2: can digest it better.
Speaker 3: You know what they're Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, Orlando bloom out at an event with Katie Perry
Speaker 1: last night, But the best picture from the whole event
Speaker 1: is he's just staring at Kim Kardashian's.
Speaker 3: But oh no, just totally got caught.
Speaker 1: Most men, I feel like it at a certain point
Speaker 1: they learned the art of looking without looking had night
Speaker 1: not huh. Yeah, I've witnessed it with like I think
Speaker 1: Jake probably does, but I've never caught him. So he
Speaker 1: says he doesn't do it. Yeah, he says he doesn't
Speaker 1: do it. But I'm like, there's no way you've never
Speaker 1: checked someone out. He's like, nope, never have.
Speaker 2: Does he have like a little like spoon he like
Speaker 2: looks like a reflection.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't ask questions.
Speaker 1: That is to live in my ignorance of He's never
Speaker 1: checked anyone out with me in the room. This is
Speaker 1: the craziest story that I saw today.
Speaker 3: So big boy.
Speaker 1: He is a radio host in LA. He's part of
Speaker 1: the iHeart family. He had George Lopez on. Now George
Speaker 1: Lopez is no longer with this woman. They were married.
Speaker 1: I believe they're divorced now. She gave him a freaking kidney.
Speaker 1: He's just out here talking about how he easily got
Speaker 1: away with cheating on her when they were together.
Speaker 11: To me with a woman around him, No, no, no,
Speaker 11: I don't even just a queen. Yeah, nobody, nobody knows.
Speaker 11: Like we were doing no key all those shows. You know,
Speaker 11: we had chicks in the back in the back of it.
Speaker 11: And then when Anne was gonna come to the show,
Speaker 11: would tell those dudes, all right, get a piece of
Speaker 11: paper and put a big red dot in the middle
Speaker 11: of the paper, like rab a big red dot and
Speaker 11: put those dots all up and down the halls so
Speaker 11: that everybody knows that Ann is coming to the show.
Speaker 1: So that was like, don't bring girls backstage when my
Speaker 1: wife is going to be there, but anytime she wasn't there.
Speaker 1: So that's how he got away with it. And they're
Speaker 1: all kind of like laughing and like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I just thought, why would you even share this?
Speaker 1: I get you're not together anymore, so you're not keeping
Speaker 1: the secret.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: It just goes to show you is there.
Speaker 1: A single person because I get it, like these athletes,
Speaker 1: these actors, they go to hotels, they go to shows.
Speaker 2: Women.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know what it's like for the females
Speaker 1: out there, the female athletes, if they have the same thing,
Speaker 1: Like guys are righty to hook it up. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's definitely women are so And it's like I've heard.
Speaker 2: Of a few open relationships where if you're on the road,
Speaker 2: you can get swan, but you come home and then
Speaker 2: you're with me, which I think is dude, how can
Speaker 2: you even stomach that? Here?
Speaker 3: I'd be like, no, I'm the most insecure.
Speaker 2: That's not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That is your pop culture minute, though it's brought to
Speaker 1: you by Ovo, Lasik and Len.
Speaker 2: Can you get a kidney back excepting like this, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think so. I don't think you can. I don't
Speaker 3: think you can hold it over someone's set. No takes
Speaker 3: you vaccias. I don't think so. We are going to
Speaker 3: come back.
Speaker 1: Don't forget at fifty after that's ten minutes from now.
Speaker 1: We have your Avril Levine tickets. I'm so excited. We
Speaker 1: have them at two fifty, three, fifty and four point
Speaker 1: fifty this afternoon on one on one point three KD
Speaker 1: w B.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: If you're creeping.
Speaker 9: Just don't let me find out you're a hotel.
Speaker 12: Never bring them to the house. Maybe all that I
Speaker 12: can say, maybe you're gonna do you don't come back
Speaker 12: to me.
Speaker 1: This is insane. We were just talking about. I just
Speaker 1: played a clip of George Lopez talking about how he
Speaker 1: easily got away with cheating, and I was like, is
Speaker 1: there a single person who is capable of not especially?
Speaker 1: I would say, and I wasn't saying that with people
Speaker 1: in general in the celebrity musician athlete world. Every single person.
Speaker 3: It seems that you think on the outside looks like
Speaker 3: this whole song they do, and we go we play
Speaker 3: a song.
Speaker 2: You legit just said no one's out.
Speaker 1: You're being faithful, and I go, oh my god. This
Speaker 1: the think in your mind of some of the top
Speaker 1: most shocking people, you'd be so shocked to find out
Speaker 1: they cheated, well, Dave Grohl. Dave Grol, no, not a hero.
Speaker 1: He didn't just cheat because honestly, cheating sucks. But like
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have made an announcement about that. No, No,
Speaker 1: Dave roll just released this statement. I've recently become the
Speaker 1: father of a new baby daughter born outside of my marriage.
Speaker 3: I plan to be a loving and supportive parent to her.
Speaker 1: I love my wife and my children, and I am
Speaker 1: doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn
Speaker 1: their forgiveness. We're grateful for your consideration toward all the
Speaker 1: children involved as we move forward together. The one thing
Speaker 1: I will say, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Imagine having to sit your family down and tell
Speaker 2: them that not just your wife, like this is gonna dude, now,
Speaker 2: you have to say it in front of your kids too.
Speaker 3: That's the rough.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I will say to this is
Speaker 1: I think his statement is really well done, which sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: But what I mean is he didn't try to like
Speaker 1: defend himself.
Speaker 3: He said he's going to be a good dad.
Speaker 1: A lot of people would probably be a very silent,
Speaker 1: just financially supportive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how many people are out there like that,
Speaker 2: who are just like, I'm not telling my family anything.
Speaker 2: Here's some money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are a lot of ways could have taken it.
Speaker 1: So I guess you could look at it. At least
Speaker 1: he's being mature about this crap.
Speaker 3: His family.
Speaker 2: The best thing you could do, yeah, raised the like
Speaker 2: how be a part of this at least their kid's life.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say he's a good dude for that,
Speaker 2: but yeah, oh dude, that position you put yourself in brutal.
Speaker 3: Also, just where is it that they came out two
Speaker 3: minutes ago? It's like, as I was saying that statement,
Speaker 3: all I.
Speaker 2: Can think about is the diaper stage. It's back to
Speaker 2: changing diapers. That's when you're out of it for a while.
Speaker 2: That's that's shocker coming back in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not it.
Speaker 2: And I you're sleeping on the couch and I don't
Speaker 2: be at home, right, I don't got to be.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Dave girl is sleeping on a couch
Speaker 1: I'm assuming he can afford a house at has multiple bedrooms.
Speaker 3: I don't know that that.
Speaker 1: Is actually the biggest concern, and even a really nice.
Speaker 2: Hotel if not that the man need to change the diapers.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I just can't imagine.
Speaker 3: Is your mind blown hearing this? Maybe not. Maybe you're
Speaker 3: like dug.
Speaker 2: Like some of the most some of the people who
Speaker 2: you think are like the least apt to do those things,
Speaker 2: they're the ones creeping.
Speaker 3: We just played the weekend creeping dude.
Speaker 2: You just said it's.
Speaker 3: Out there with a was a sneaky link.
Speaker 2: That I don't like when you say it.
Speaker 1: All right, enough of him, Let's give some tickets away,
Speaker 1: no subtle fine, all right, all right, reaching out to
Speaker 1: all my millennial hearts out there. Abri Levine is going
Speaker 1: to be at the Armory on September twelfth.
Speaker 3: She's talking about they've grown. Okay, we have your tickets
Speaker 3: right now. We're going to give those a collar.
Speaker 13: Ten.
Speaker 3: You do have to know a keyword, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1: Your keyword is punk. Your color tan, you know that keyword?
Speaker 1: At six five, one, nine, eight nine, Katie w B.
Speaker 1: You want aber Levine tickets one on one point three
Speaker 1: Katie WB with Talent and Cult and your April Lavine tickets.
Speaker 3: Hello, what's your name? Vanessa? Your collar ten?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, so fun.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're gonna see Ava Levine at the Armory on
Speaker 1: September twelve.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, that's two days away.
Speaker 2: Oh do you have the keyword?
Speaker 11: Though? Oh?
Speaker 3: That is important.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: It's punk. She was listening. That would suck. We hyped
Speaker 3: you so hard and you're like, what keyword? Hey? Congratulations? Okay, listen.
Speaker 1: By the way, I won't give away well, never mind,
Speaker 1: that gives a way too much information and we're works.
Speaker 1: We'll go back to that later, Okay, I don't want
Speaker 1: to give details. Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that, but today. Yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Take a pin, you put it in it, in it.
Speaker 2: Let's say your life is a movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes so you felt like it is.
Speaker 2: There's different yeah, one hundred percent. There's different, like portions
Speaker 2: of the movie though. You go through these ups and downs.
Speaker 2: You know how plots work?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, So if you had a soundtrack for your
Speaker 2: like if your life is a movie, and let's just say, okay,
Speaker 2: set the scene the love interest, you finally make it
Speaker 2: back to your house. Things are getting hot and heavy.
Speaker 2: What song is playing in the background for.
Speaker 3: Me and Jake?
Speaker 2: Yep, well your love interests that would be. I thought
Speaker 2: you would have went with Jason Momoa, but no Jacob Momoa.
Speaker 2: So what this song is playing in the background. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was just picturing it.
Speaker 3: Just remove me from it. You'll still be into it.
Speaker 3: If Jake's chair, chuck.
Speaker 2: Jake go on his own back.
Speaker 1: Who okay, so let's say, first of all, biceps are
Speaker 1: way too huge to reach around to myself back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, your dog is lost? Oh Dolly, you can't
Speaker 2: find her.
Speaker 3: She's so lazy, she'd just be a couple of feet
Speaker 3: away from the front door.
Speaker 2: It's getting sad. This song is playing in the background.
Speaker 3: I didn't listen when you told me to pick a
Speaker 3: sad song. I don't know what it was going to
Speaker 3: be for the soundtrack of my life.
Speaker 2: You find her?
Speaker 3: That's a weirdness.
Speaker 2: Your success song.
Speaker 1: When you said pick a success song, I thought I'd
Speaker 1: be like, you won something, you got a promotion, not
Speaker 1: I found my dog.
Speaker 2: I would not for chose to DJ Gallant and then
Speaker 2: you're in the club celebrating that you found your dog
Speaker 2: earlier that day, you get soundtracks and then somebody is like, wait,
Speaker 2: actually I let your dog out. I try to get
Speaker 2: it lost in the first place, and you're just married
Speaker 2: and angry face tonight. That's a good movie. That's a
Speaker 2: good soundtrack. I'd see it.
Speaker 3: I would pick Limbiscuit for any angry portion of my life.
Speaker 3: It's so that or maybe rage against the machine or something.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 2: This could also be applied to your love life too.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know why. I could see Jake.
Speaker 1: Getting down to this our cult Jesus, I was gonna say, Jake,
Speaker 1: Jake would agree he can there.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my love life is.
Speaker 11: Out the.
Speaker 3: Butt one one point three k d w B.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do night tickets here in just a second.
Speaker 1: But first, what everyone's been on the edge of their
Speaker 1: seat waiting for cult?
Speaker 2: You're on the show Outlast or alone?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Outlast is on antisode?
Speaker 3: Happen is yesterday? I said no, and the conversation died.
Speaker 2: The group of people who get dropped off in Alaska
Speaker 2: now on alone. You're obviously alone, I've heard or whatever
Speaker 2: it's called. Okay, so they get dropped off and alone,
Speaker 2: you have to literally just survive the longest without anything. Nope,
Speaker 2: and you can, you know, shoot a flare or actually
Speaker 2: I think in alone you radio in for someone to
Speaker 2: come get you.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 1: I've just never been into any show like that, including
Speaker 1: Survivor or anything like that.
Speaker 2: This is awesome because an outlast you're grouped up, it's
Speaker 2: like four to a team and there's twenty people for whatever,
Speaker 2: and then you shoot off a flare if you want
Speaker 2: to go home. Oh but my my favorite things are
Speaker 2: people who just come in so confidently. Like there was
Speaker 2: this dude from Texas and it like kind of shows
Speaker 2: you their life before they went on alone. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: they're sitting there with the family. He looks skinny, like
Speaker 2: he's thin, and then he's like it shows him on
Speaker 2: camera and he's beefed up and he's like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: put on like forty pounds because I got to survive
Speaker 2: this winter. I know I'm gonna have a limited amount
Speaker 2: of food. I'm gonna burn it all off.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So that he's like, it's like following him around through
Speaker 2: his day. The first day in Alaska, he's like getting
Speaker 2: stuff for his camp and he literally slips on a
Speaker 2: rock shatters his leg and I'm not laughing because.
Speaker 3: He's are you laughing?
Speaker 2: He's so hid because like the crew rushes in and
Speaker 2: the people are coming to help guide him off, and
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, I wanted to win a million dollars
Speaker 2: and I only lasted a day and now I'm just
Speaker 2: fat and my legs broken, Like I can't even lose
Speaker 2: the weight. I'm just gonna go home and be overweight
Speaker 2: and a little broken leg. And then the next guy
Speaker 2: he's like, it's like it's like forty days and this
Speaker 2: guy hasn't eaten anything except bark and he's flexing the
Speaker 2: whole time, and he's like, dude, yeah, people don't know this,
Speaker 2: but if you boil bark, you can eat it. It's
Speaker 2: good protein. You're supposed to eat it. It cuts to
Speaker 2: like a week later, it's almost dead in a snow bank,
Speaker 2: Like what have you been eating? He's like, bark, I
Speaker 2: haven't booped in ten days, and then like text rolls
Speaker 2: across the screen. It's like, yeah, he had to stay
Speaker 2: in the hospital for three days and get bark and
Speaker 2: like pumped out of his stomach. But it's just cool
Speaker 2: that going so confident. It makes you realize no one
Speaker 2: knows anything. And also we would all die, like literally, I.
Speaker 3: Would get off the bus, the plane, whatever it is,
Speaker 3: take one step off the soil and shoot my player.
Speaker 2: It's immediately like here, I just love the guy breaks
Speaker 2: his like he's like, oh now just forty pounds heavier
Speaker 2: and no money and see I watch it or no,
Speaker 2: I just gave you summary. It's good.
Speaker 3: Listen, come beef up with us at our date night.
Speaker 3: We're going to the Borough and Oakdale and I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: People are Oakdale is showing up. Every time we give
Speaker 3: away a pair of tickets to this, the phones go crazy.
Speaker 3: September nineteenth, We're going to be at the Borough and
Speaker 3: they have so many fun game actvietes.
Speaker 1: They have like arcade, darts, acts, throwing all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And when you're part of our crew, you get game
Speaker 1: cards loaded up so you can play it all.
Speaker 3: You get the snackies with us. So we're gonna hook
Speaker 3: you up. If you're collar ten you need a date night,
Speaker 3: call us now six five, one, nine eight nine KATIEWB
Speaker 3: and we'll see you on September nineteenth for a little
Speaker 3: smooth chin now with us. This is the Fallon and
Speaker 3: Culture Today's Trending with Fellon and colt On one. You know,
Speaker 3: it's no.
Speaker 1: Surprise that Minneapolis received even more awards. I I saw
Speaker 1: that a Minneapolis restaurant has landed on phone Appetit's list
Speaker 1: of America's best new restaurants. Now they only do twenty
Speaker 1: of these, by the way, and I haven't been to
Speaker 1: this spot, and I feel like I'm gonna pronounce it
Speaker 1: wrong or by nixta, n i xta, and so anyway,
Speaker 1: I feel like it looks amazing. And they opened the
Speaker 1: restaurant last year and they're already getting like huge, huge recognition,
Speaker 1: which is really really cool.
Speaker 3: So congratulations to them.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because I guess when I moved here, I
Speaker 1: mean Indiana, we have.
Speaker 3: A very eclectic spread of food.
Speaker 1: We have many Texas roadhouse, we have Red Lobster, and
Speaker 1: I love all of these places. They've actually expanded a
Speaker 1: lot in Indiana now like what I was there was
Speaker 1: very much like that, but they do have some But
Speaker 1: then you move here at the home, my gosh, the
Speaker 1: food is amazing here.
Speaker 2: There's almost like too many options toouse. You're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know where to go.
Speaker 1: You there are too many options that's the best because
Speaker 1: then you're like, this is the exact part of town
Speaker 1: I'm in, where's the closest Chinese buffet? Boom found it
Speaker 1: easy love it. I don't know, uh, you know a
Speaker 1: little bit more information about this than I do. But
Speaker 1: it's like the top story on tmz H Delta had
Speaker 1: two planes just crash into each other on the Everyone's okay, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somehow there's like three hundred whatever people on both flights.
Speaker 2: They're fine. But I guess on the runway someone was
Speaker 2: coming down or a plane was coming down and it
Speaker 2: like clipped the top of the airplane that like the top,
Speaker 2: but it's not a runner that's on a boat. Right,
Speaker 2: there's not my fire as if I know parts to
Speaker 2: a plane, the back of the plane with a little
Speaker 2: tail thing.
Speaker 3: I caught off guard by the way. I didn't tell
Speaker 3: he was gonna be talking about this, or maybe I thought.
Speaker 2: You were gonna tell me about Lona del Ray. We
Speaker 2: were gonna talk about that now, No, okay, So anyways,
Speaker 2: everybody's fine. It was probably traffic control's fault, which has
Speaker 2: to be the craziest job. Ever, how much I would
Speaker 2: never attention.
Speaker 1: To detail what I guess if you know I needed
Speaker 1: to and the money was right, baby, Well yeah, I
Speaker 1: just would be awful with that.
Speaker 2: But luckily everybody's fine somehow.
Speaker 3: That's great news. I love to hear. But what is
Speaker 3: the deal with more and more?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 3: That is like a thing I don't know, like so
Speaker 3: many airplane issues.
Speaker 2: Well, Boeing is taking a bunch of shortcuts, apparently, it's
Speaker 2: what everybody's saying. And then their rocket went into space
Speaker 2: and it just happened to be a Boeing. Now the
Speaker 2: astronauts are stuck there until like Marge, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Are you someone who gets the new iPhone as soon
Speaker 1: as it comes out? Because the new iPhone sixteen is
Speaker 1: officially out, it utilizes Apple Intelligence, it's now here prices
Speaker 1: are starting at nine.
Speaker 2: That's actually not bad. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 2: most it's been nine ninety nine. I feel like for
Speaker 2: the past five years, every new phone so has happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember the iPhone thirteen came out as like one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I do not actively look at
Speaker 1: the price. I'm not one to go and get a
Speaker 1: phone as soon as it comes out. I'm usually way
Speaker 1: far behind and Jake will shame me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm on the fourteen right now, but
Speaker 2: I do like how they have a setup zero percent interest,
Speaker 2: just thirty bucks a month whatever.
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 1: All right, Well there is your trending. It's brought to
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Speaker 3: One oh one point three KATIEWB with Ballon and Cult.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with this song.
Speaker 1: Can't stop playing it, can't stop singing, it can't stop
Speaker 1: using it in Marils videos.
Speaker 3: Honestly. We do have your after school pop quiz. Check
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Speaker 3: Are you ready? Question number one, what is the center
Speaker 3: of an adam called.
Speaker 6: Melissa?
Speaker 3: Yes, Melissa, Yeah, Melissa from St. Paul coming in hut okay.
Speaker 1: Question number two, what type of energy comes from the suns?
Speaker 3: Yes, Melissa Scholar.
Speaker 2: M bigs there was no gas, saying she knew.
Speaker 1: Jenny, listen, you can play again tomorrow, but today Melissa
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Speaker 1: thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: The Armory gonna be crazy in a couple of days with.
Speaker 3: Ab and we have your tickets cold. Are you excited?
Speaker 2: Well, my, I'm babysitting. Well, I'm watching my kids.
Speaker 3: We have those coming up here. A second one three
Speaker 3: katiewb with Ballon and Colt. Someone to texted in the
Speaker 3: ramp from thirty five W.
Speaker 1: To Highway Tennis completely closed, causing huge backup on thirty
Speaker 1: five W.
Speaker 2: That suck. That's gross, dude, looking I'm bike to work,
Speaker 2: so that's sick.
Speaker 1: You don't go that way anyway. If you have like
Speaker 1: two minutes from the radio station, you're fine.
Speaker 2: Blessing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is blessing. We have your Avril.
Speaker 1: Levine tickets, she said, the Armory September twelfth, two days away,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be there too if you're collar ten
Speaker 1: at six five, one nine, eight nine. KATIEWB. Your keyword is.
Speaker 2: Bridge, rubbing it in their face.
Speaker 3: Huh well, thinking of sending on the bridge.
Speaker 2: We got Apple the Bean tickets fouling Colts one on
Speaker 2: one point three, Katie w B. Hi, what's your name, Molly? Molly?
Speaker 2: Do you have that keyword bridge?
Speaker 9: Who like that?
Speaker 3: You want April tickets?
Speaker 2: Yay, congratulations and super excited about this. I feel like
Speaker 2: Fallin is definitely going to dominate me, but we'll find out. Listen,
Speaker 2: I might be into it. We got clip Quiz coming
Speaker 2: up in six minutes. It's clip Quiz on kd WV. Yes,
Speaker 2: we have a clip from a movie, a TV show,
Speaker 2: and a song, all correlating in the same year. You
Speaker 2: have the guests each and we'll see why has the
Speaker 2: most points when they come out of this thing.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: You know, as you work in radio, you do bits, segments,
Speaker 1: and you some things run their course. We've been doing
Speaker 1: clip quiz for a year at this point, and I.
Speaker 3: Told Cold today, I was like, I don't think it's
Speaker 3: actually as entertaining when it's just me and you.
Speaker 1: Like, it was way more fun with Ted because there
Speaker 1: was that third person element you could turn on people.
Speaker 1: So we're going to see if some a third will
Speaker 1: join us next week.
Speaker 2: That's what relationship.
Speaker 1: That's what Colt and I have been trying to do,
Speaker 1: is get a third to join us. If they don't,
Speaker 1: then clip quiz may take a little part.
Speaker 2: For a minute.
Speaker 1: It's so sad, so sad, it's so sad. But this
Speaker 1: week I loaded clips for Colts, he loaded them for me.
Speaker 1: We play a clip of a TV show, a song
Speaker 1: in a movie, and then you guessed the year they
Speaker 1: each came out.
Speaker 3: You're gonna go first today, Coult.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my movie is I know this hand is funny.
Speaker 12: Look a freak alien, but he can do something really cool.
Speaker 3: Watch first, I bought it's a really tighte like this.
Speaker 12: Okay, day, Well the punch bitch, don't ever touch my sister.
Speaker 2: What are you watching? Yeah?
Speaker 3: One of the biggest movies of all time?
Speaker 2: What one of the biggest of all times of all time?
Speaker 2: Donnie Darko no, horrible guess Avatar The Way of Water.
Speaker 3: He listened to the music.
Speaker 2: You might have heard it, but watch that. Honestly, balance
Speaker 2: all my TV shows a sandwich. Thank you later if
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you didn't know.
Speaker 12: I used to be a butcher.
Speaker 2: I made that just for you. Go ahead, what I
Speaker 2: don't know what's in it? Let's just meet.
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2: What kind of meat pulled? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, which would have it even crazy? You knew it
Speaker 3: after two second?
Speaker 2: Alarming?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, very alarm So creepy. All right, creepy guy,
Speaker 1: real life, real terrifying.
Speaker 2: Adds up. Okay, so my song as it was, Harry.
Speaker 1: Styles didn't realize what a hairy nator you were. I
Speaker 1: don't know what his fan blum is called.
Speaker 3: So you're a hairy nader. What year, baby?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: And you're welcome for basically making it easy for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, this year was twenty twenty two. Yeah, dude, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: Three three on the board.
Speaker 13: No, all right, So your movie is lazy, lying, cheating,
Speaker 13: oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder.
Speaker 12: Nick Dunn took my pride and my dignity.
Speaker 1: Gone girl, and my buddy got every single one of
Speaker 1: those female thriller books just went in my head like
Speaker 1: Girl in the Window, like every single thing.
Speaker 3: I was like Girl on the train, so many girls
Speaker 3: gone Girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your TV show.
Speaker 14: So my question is, Senator Chuco, did you have Tisha
Speaker 14: Stanley murdered?
Speaker 2: Your mind, your honor? This is going on long though.
Speaker 14: Did you convince your tenant Linda Morelli to testify that
Speaker 14: trishas Stanley was killed by a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: David, stop it.
Speaker 3: I'm not I know, I don't care about that.
Speaker 1: I know the woman, and I cannot I know it's
Speaker 1: not Scandal, it's another Shonda Rhime show because I know
Speaker 1: that actress. And I even watched the first season of it,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna kill me.
Speaker 3: But I can't think of the name of it. I
Speaker 3: only watched the first season. It was so good. They're
Speaker 3: all lawyers and she like has like intern lawyers. I
Speaker 3: don't know the name of it.
Speaker 2: How to get Away with Murder?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. I love that first season. And I
Speaker 3: fell off and you.
Speaker 2: Your song is.
Speaker 3: It's like sky full of Stars?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's definitely cracked. And which year what do
Speaker 2: you think this all? What year does this all fall under.
Speaker 1: I lived here at the time, but it's like early
Speaker 1: in my time here, and I can't I know it's
Speaker 1: so so I think it's somewhere between twenty twelve and
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, I'm gonna go it's gonna kill me. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: I've read Gone Girl in like twenty twelve, but when
Speaker 1: did the movie come out twenty fourteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, up, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You've never had this correct point ever. All Right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna come back with round two. See who can slink
Speaker 1: away with the win.
Speaker 2: Maybe the last round of clip Quiz in a while.
Speaker 3: Maybe seven minutes. KATWB It's clip Quiz on kd WV.
Speaker 3: All right, this is where we play a clip of
Speaker 3: a song, a clip of a movie, and a clip
Speaker 3: of a TV show. We have to guess. Uh, here's
Speaker 3: some feedback.
Speaker 1: Because we said were probably gonna put this on pause
Speaker 1: for a bit because we uh have been doing it
Speaker 1: for a year as blacked out. Someone said, you know what,
Speaker 1: you could take a break. It is it boring sometimes?
Speaker 3: And you know that's I don't mind feedback like that,
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of clips. It's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: And the issue is, like it's it's only fun if
Speaker 2: you're in the car or wherever you're listening whatever, and
Speaker 2: you also know the clip.
Speaker 1: I think I don't agree with that because I like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's proven people like to play along with things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why people in radio still play games like this
Speaker 1: and like this category, like, because when you are listening,
Speaker 1: you like to play along. So yeah, there are some
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, but I would like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it is I think people do enjoy playing along.
Speaker 2: There's only so many movies, so many TV shows, and
Speaker 2: that is the key.
Speaker 3: And I've been doing it six months longer than you
Speaker 3: have been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's a lot.
Speaker 3: But so I think we might take a little pause
Speaker 3: and think of a new game to play.
Speaker 1: We'll continue to do radios categories though, because that was
Speaker 1: just funsies, easy breezy, and we do radios categories Wednesdays
Speaker 1: at three and Fridays at four, and that one's an
Speaker 1: easy one to play along with.
Speaker 3: So here is round two. We both have three points cold.
Speaker 3: Here is your movie. That's the one area plays funny.
Speaker 2: An added bonus, my friend here at no extra charge,
Speaker 2: is going to give you a lifetime supply of prison.
Speaker 12: So that's a nice stand up.
Speaker 2: Stand up. Oh, it's the one with Ryan Reynolds and
Speaker 2: the Rock and it was on Netflix. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I do know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: And the name of it was Red Red Wine.
Speaker 3: Make me feel so fine, so fine.
Speaker 2: I don't know the name.
Speaker 1: I know the movie, Yeah, Red Damntion, Redemption is not it?
Speaker 1: You're half correct, red notice. I'm actually I knew you
Speaker 1: know the actors. Yeah, okay, here is your TV show?
Speaker 12: A true crime podcast? Blesir? What the hell found someone did?
Speaker 12: What sounds like they offer themselves?
Speaker 2: You're kidding me.
Speaker 12: Ninth floor. I can't let anyone in. We can't go
Speaker 12: to our apartments, no, sir, Sorry, did you see the
Speaker 12: ninth floor?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Someone taking their last Brett.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Only murders in the building. M gosh. I love that show.
Speaker 3: Big mistake not watching it. You have a good time.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no way you're not getting this song. There's
Speaker 1: no way, no no let me show.
Speaker 2: You just kock your ship.
Speaker 11: To move me.
Speaker 2: Bye, butter Smooth butter each other? Donna, do you work
Speaker 2: in top forty radio?
Speaker 3: Don't do this. You're gonna fire people up.
Speaker 2: And I'm so worried.
Speaker 3: I'm so worried.
Speaker 2: Smooth like butter? Is it like an in sync song?
Speaker 3: No, don't look at me like that, don't three is
Speaker 3: it mine?
Speaker 1: The song is called butter by bt S. Thanks a lot,
Speaker 1: that's the army. I didn't want a trigger today. All right,
Speaker 1: what year did everything come out? You didn't get a
Speaker 1: single point yet.
Speaker 3: That beta?
Speaker 2: This was twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh you needed it, boy, I did?
Speaker 2: I did you know what?
Speaker 1: I picked twenty twenty two, twenty one because they're so
Speaker 1: recent that it plays tricks with your mind about like
Speaker 1: that wasn't two years ago?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 3: Wasn't that like last year? That's why I chose it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, So your movie is you're splitting it
Speaker 2: with josh as One.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I already told him.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm totally fine with that old.
Speaker 15: I think my sister Maya is taking a life into you.
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, redhead, and actually she just got big smitten
Speaker 15: dig last year.
Speaker 3: It basically means that, Nope, you got to redo that.
Speaker 1: That is you didn't even There wasn't even a single
Speaker 1: clip in that even a voice I could recognize in that.
Speaker 3: You gotta play it again?
Speaker 2: You you're splitting it with Josh as well. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: already told him.
Speaker 12: I'm totally fine with that.
Speaker 15: You know, I think my sister Maya is taking a
Speaker 15: liking too, you Maya?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, redhead who's the reddit?
Speaker 15: Actually she just got big smitten dig last.
Speaker 3: Year swinglig what's that meaning?
Speaker 15: You're you were allowed to have sex?
Speaker 3: He didn't play that in the first clip. Okay, feels like,
Speaker 3: well to have sex? What does that mean the village?
Speaker 2: Oh no, midsommer? Who midsommer? Is it midsummer midsommer?
Speaker 3: Okay? Your TV show is it's estimated time of arrival?
Speaker 2: Was to interrupt?
Speaker 3: Yep, yes, Hi, Sorry, we haven't been honest with you.
Speaker 3: I mean not like with the news on the morning show.
Speaker 2: We're getting nervous now tied up for your song? You
Speaker 2: know it send to me last Sean as There's no
Speaker 2: way you don't.
Speaker 3: That's all I heard. I think Sean in my dream
Speaker 3: last night, But they can I tell you that I
Speaker 3: woke up.
Speaker 1: Had a dream about a wolf. Now I'm realizing Sewn
Speaker 1: Mendees was in it. No, but by the first thing
Speaker 1: this morning, I'm laying in.
Speaker 3: The dark and I chat gpd'd what a wolf eat
Speaker 3: me in the wild? Surprise, surprise. They would not, They
Speaker 3: don't want me.
Speaker 2: They would.
Speaker 1: They would have a very desperate, sick situation. But they're
Speaker 1: usually they're usually more scared of humans.
Speaker 8: It said.
Speaker 1: It just said, don't turn your back on them. So
Speaker 1: don't turn your back on them and don't run away. Okay,
Speaker 1: what year I got to?
Speaker 3: The year?
Speaker 2: Watch her play this song? So much pressure in the year?
Speaker 3: What was the TV show?
Speaker 2: The Morning Show Man?
Speaker 3: I don't know twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, two twenty
Speaker 3: twenty twenty nineteen is what I meant?
Speaker 11: You got it?
Speaker 2: Congratulations five to four.
Speaker 3: I s don't want him feeling good about it either way.
Speaker 1: Could be the last time you ever hear clip quiz
Speaker 1: so our old time sakes, kiss the ring, kiss it
Speaker 1: pulled back sick.
Speaker 3: It's the pop Culture Minute with Felon and.
Speaker 12: Cult on one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 1: Well, the most surprising thing I saw today is Dave Grohl.
Speaker 1: He's in like a twenty three year marriage. Just posted
Speaker 1: I've recently become the father of a new baby daughter
Speaker 1: born outside of my marriage. I planned to be a
Speaker 1: loving and ortive parent to her. I love my wife
Speaker 1: and my children, and I am doing everything I can
Speaker 1: to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness. We're grateful
Speaker 1: for your consideration toward all the children involved as we
Speaker 1: move forward together.
Speaker 3: It's time not weird.
Speaker 1: It's a bummer when people you kind of put on
Speaker 1: a pedestal to be like a very down to earth,
Speaker 1: very cool human like, seemingly didn't let the fame and
Speaker 1: the rock star life go to their head.
Speaker 3: It does it like it basically humanizes them. He's a human.
Speaker 1: He's clearly made a mistake, and it's a really, really
Speaker 1: sucky one. I can't imagine what it's like to go
Speaker 1: through something like that, like his wife and kids at
Speaker 1: such an amplified level.
Speaker 2: Well that it would just to sit down with your
Speaker 2: whole family. Oh my god, how and he's definitely in
Speaker 2: the wrong, How nervous?
Speaker 1: How long did and I also want to know how
Speaker 1: long did it take him, how far into the pregnancy
Speaker 1: until he told?
Speaker 2: Dude, because you know me.
Speaker 1: One your nosy. First of all, you'd want all the details. Well, oh,
Speaker 1: you're talking about in front of your family. You hate confrontation.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm faithful you believe a.
Speaker 3: Letter in the mailbox for your wife, you would never
Speaker 3: even show up.
Speaker 2: I would just put it off. I would just keep
Speaker 2: kicking the can.
Speaker 1: You would know you would do what they did in
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore. You would try to write an anonymous letter
Speaker 1: like Sneaky did.
Speaker 2: It would be like on the eighth of September. Dude,
Speaker 2: I know the movies. You got to bring the baby
Speaker 2: home because then it's like you can't keep it down
Speaker 2: one because.
Speaker 1: Baby, you that is a horrible idea. You couldn't have
Speaker 1: a work bring the baby. You are a terrible parent.
Speaker 1: If that is your first thought, to bring a baby
Speaker 1: into that chaotic atmosphere.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you want to reevaluate that, then.
Speaker 2: Well listen, that will never happened to me. So I
Speaker 2: got there.
Speaker 3: What Dave Rol thought too about speaking of cheating.
Speaker 1: Don't do a lot of stories about George Lopez, but
Speaker 1: he was on a radio show, It's an iHeart Family Show,
Speaker 1: Big Boy, and admitted and shared how he got away
Speaker 1: with cheating on his wife. Also his wife of many
Speaker 1: many years, they're not together now. Who gave him a
Speaker 1: freaking kidney.
Speaker 3: By with a woman around him?
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I don't even just a queen. Yeah, nobody,
Speaker 11: nobody knows. Like we were doing no Key all those shows.
Speaker 11: You know, we had chicks in the back, in the
Speaker 11: back of it. And then when Anne was gonna come
Speaker 11: to the show, I would tell those dudes, all right,
Speaker 11: get a piece of paper and put a big red
Speaker 11: dot in the middle of the paper, like a big
Speaker 11: red dot, and put those dots all up and down
Speaker 11: the halls so that everybody knows that Anne is coming
Speaker 11: to the show.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: So, oh, keep it to yourself.
Speaker 2: I would take a kidney back. I don't know how
Speaker 2: are we get it. I don't know what you can
Speaker 2: do on court.
Speaker 3: I got a couple of ideas street lead.
Speaker 2: I would get a lawyer. I'd be like, you gotta
Speaker 2: give me. I can't give you my kidney, And then.
Speaker 3: You're it's like loaning your broke friend money.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna loan your broke friend money and they're
Speaker 1: continuously broke, you needn't recognize that you're never getting it back.
Speaker 1: If you're going to give them money, you just need
Speaker 1: to face the facts that you gave them the money.
Speaker 1: It was a gift because they're not going to pay
Speaker 1: you back probably exactly. Yeah, they're not, and they're not
Speaker 1: close anymore because that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her Knney Donor was like, cool, you're hanging out
Speaker 2: with Taylor Swift. Wish I got an invite? At least
Speaker 2: a part of me is there what that's what she said?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Crazy?
Speaker 1: I never heard that, but I I know she was
Speaker 1: upset because she was drinking, and like that was kind
Speaker 1: of the thing, like you can have the kidney as
Speaker 1: long as you're drinking with it, and she's all drinking
Speaker 1: with oh yeah, yikes.
Speaker 3: To watch Jason Kelsey do his uh Monday Night football premiere,
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: He's awesome. I love him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was funny. He was like said he was
Speaker 3: having issues with his shirt.
Speaker 1: His who we're hanging out due Valley was fine but
Speaker 1: not the Hoots and Orlando Bloom busted checking out Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian's but standing right next to Katy Perry by the way,
Speaker 1: which is like, you know, at this age, I feel
Speaker 1: like he should know how to be more discreet about it.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of temptation stories today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. I feel like a little slimy
Speaker 3: slim er any hope.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Well, last time we did this, we.
Speaker 1: Didn't have the Foo Fighter's story, we didn't have the
Speaker 1: Dave girl, and I was like, gosh, people are so slimy.
Speaker 1: Two minutes later, the Dave roll story came out, So
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's just going to keep coming. Apparently
Speaker 1: when it rains, it pours. That is your pop culture minute.
Speaker 1: It's brought to you by Ovo, Lasig and Lynz. We're
Speaker 1: gonna come back with animal encounter stories.
Speaker 3: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: We have another pair of Avril Levine tickets at four
Speaker 1: fifty on kd WB.
Speaker 3: One oh one point three. Katie w B, It's time
Speaker 3: for your animal encounters on Honorner.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: Mate, smiling and coat. Nope, it didn't work.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have raccoons taking over your neighborhood. That's one thing, dude,
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 3: Was that the coolest video you've seen in some time?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Terrifying.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me set the scene.
Speaker 1: Let us have the scene before you ruin everything from
Speaker 1: my beautiful setup and you put your negative spin on it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm sitting on the couch, Dolly my dog
Speaker 1: is going absolutely ape blank.
Speaker 3: She has a way deeper bark than you, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she does, and Jake goes I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 3: Obviously didn't get up. Jake did.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, there's a raccoon out there
Speaker 1: climbing a tree. I was like, cool, I know the
Speaker 1: raccoons have gotten into our trash. I don't care, honestly,
Speaker 1: I love the animals. Then she starts really losing it.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, you're not gonna believe what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. There's a baby deer next to the raccoon.
Speaker 1: I said, no, there is.
Speaker 3: You through, you got to see this. I go out there.
Speaker 3: They're like friends.
Speaker 1: It's like freaking snow white out there, their next to
Speaker 1: They're not interacting, but they're just inches apart eating.
Speaker 2: They were close.
Speaker 3: They were really and it was so cute because it
Speaker 3: was a baby deer and a raccoon.
Speaker 2: But it's what's weird is it's like, aren't raccoons nocturnal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dusk, it was like getting dark. He was hunky,
Speaker 3: hung early on.
Speaker 1: My Well, that's why didn't go out and try to
Speaker 1: get a pick with him, because I knew he there
Speaker 1: the high likelihood of rabies was there?
Speaker 2: I'm a food Yeah, there's got to be rabies for.
Speaker 1: Sure, and that see, I do you put a negative
Speaker 1: spin on my beautiful sanctuary.
Speaker 2: Now you've let a little deer get that close to
Speaker 2: something that was just riddled with rabies.
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do? The mother should have
Speaker 3: taught that deer better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be honest, be honest. Not are you throwing bread
Speaker 2: to the raccoon like a little duck at a pond?
Speaker 9: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because the last time the raccoon got into the trash,
Speaker 1: it left a trail of stuff and then Dolly got
Speaker 1: into it and then there was diarrhel over my house
Speaker 1: like I'm ma looking for that again.
Speaker 3: Yes, so no I am not.
Speaker 1: But I don't mind it being out in the front
Speaker 1: yard having a little sess with a baker beer.
Speaker 3: It's so cute, so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't even text me about something else they're going
Speaker 1: to do to affect my life negatively. Let me live
Speaker 1: in my happy bubble please. Okay, all right, we do
Speaker 1: want your animal encounter a real one. You know, it
Speaker 1: could be with a deer, goat, raccoon, whatever. That's you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Tell us six five one nine eight nine Katiewb's Animal
Speaker 3: encounters one on one point three Katie WB.
Speaker 1: We do, have, of course aver levine tickets, but hold on,
Speaker 1: don't call yet. We're gonna give you a keyword, but
Speaker 1: first we have to get into animal encounters. These are
Speaker 1: just exactly as they sound, like you've had a weird
Speaker 1: encounter with an animal. It's kind of unforgettable, could be crazy,
Speaker 1: could be scary, could be funny.
Speaker 2: Santuel, we had that guy with that bear up north.
Speaker 2: Don't want a lot of those though, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: want that bear.
Speaker 3: That was the bear.
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, But you can call with your animal encounter
Speaker 1: at six five one nine eight nine, Katie w B.
Speaker 3: What is yours?
Speaker 4: This actually happened yesterday. We're driving on the freeway, me
Speaker 4: and my fiance.
Speaker 10: And I saw this huge hawk come towards the car.
Speaker 10: So I'm in the passenger seat and I dusted down.
Speaker 10: Then he sees the bird and he dusts down and swerved, and.
Speaker 4: Then he looked at me with his really angry face,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, why are you mad at me? You like,
Speaker 4: for one, you didn't tell me a bird was coming
Speaker 4: towards the car, and I'm really.
Speaker 10: Mad at myself that I didn't dust inside a What
Speaker 10: me ducking inside the car going to stop the bird
Speaker 10: from hitting the vehicles.
Speaker 2: I don't want to gaslight you, but you kind of
Speaker 2: set it up like you kind of made him follow
Speaker 2: your lead. I don't care. Something was gonna happen.
Speaker 3: If you flinch in a car, the other person's gonna flinch.
Speaker 2: But you don't flinch it. You don't scream.
Speaker 1: But you can't help what your body does. And if
Speaker 1: a bird of prey is coming for you, I understand a.
Speaker 2: Ten pound bird and one hundred mile an hour car.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, first of all, you don't know how hungry
Speaker 1: it was. Okay, what kind of hawk, peregrine peregrine falcon
Speaker 1: comes for you? It could lift your ass whole.
Speaker 2: Okay. What kind of car were you in?
Speaker 4: Though? Just like a little like a Chevy cap tea level.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'd be a little nervous, but that.
Speaker 3: Bird lift that car.
Speaker 4: I see this big bird in all I can picture
Speaker 4: of him coming through the window, and I.
Speaker 2: Would look around the house, probably as a bird call
Speaker 2: or something. He's doing something to chum these birds In,
Speaker 2: you should probably leave him to be safe.
Speaker 3: Okay, call too far.
Speaker 10: Well it's been it'll be ten years on Surgay and
Speaker 10: finally got engaged on mothers.
Speaker 3: Than that's beautiful. Maybe you guys could release doves at
Speaker 3: your wedding or something.
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, we'll be some pigeons on the wedding.
Speaker 3: Lovely, so beautiful. Hi Katie w B.
Speaker 1: What's your animal encounter story? Oh me, yeah you what's
Speaker 1: your name?
Speaker 16: My name is Justin.
Speaker 9: I'm from Burnsville, and my weird animal encounter is I
Speaker 9: had a dog when I was growing up, a Golden.
Speaker 3: Retriever, beautiful, stunning.
Speaker 16: Yeah, he was a beautiful dog.
Speaker 9: He was also a complete jerky dog I ever met.
Speaker 9: Not only would this with this man, this this dog
Speaker 9: mister Peter Butter actually, but you know in retrospect he's
Speaker 9: mister Peanut Butter.
Speaker 2: Now, wait, what are you talking about? Why is he
Speaker 2: mister peanis?
Speaker 3: He's gonna tell you.
Speaker 9: So this dog not only would escape our house every
Speaker 9: single day and make me chase him. I'm a fat kid,
Speaker 9: by the way, so I would be dying of asthma
Speaker 9: trying to chase the dog down the road.
Speaker 16: And then one of these times.
Speaker 6: This this dog takes his.
Speaker 9: Own deck by running out in traffic, and one car
Speaker 9: has stopped for him, and I can't see him cause
Speaker 9: I'm chasing him. Yeah, so the car is blocking my
Speaker 9: view and I see another car like definitely hit the dog.
Speaker 9: And then he just walks just like I'm like distraught.
Speaker 3: I dropped my.
Speaker 2: Knees, like I'm like, oh no, Jake, that's final to
Speaker 2: get to catch your breast.
Speaker 9: The dog's fine, Yeah, I mean years ago, do you
Speaker 9: like I was like fifteen, Oh, so do you.
Speaker 2: Think he was doing this just to get you in shape?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 1: That dog was probably taken from his mother too soon.
Speaker 1: That's when they usually become the biggest jersey.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because they they adopted him from some relative of
Speaker 9: my grandpather.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's why I always say, dude, you never
Speaker 2: never adopt. Always shop. We did not stand behind that kidding.
Speaker 3: Yikes.
Speaker 1: Okay, Joe, Hey, you know what, shout out to good
Speaker 1: old Jake though. You know he gave you some mems for.
Speaker 2: Like mister peanut Butter, which I never told us why
Speaker 2: it is called mister peanut Butter. But all right, wait,
Speaker 2: why did you call him mister peanut butter, because you know,
Speaker 2: I want to know it feels weird. You're gonna say
Speaker 2: it's something weird. I don't know.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: We have Avril lavine tickets. She is at the Armory
Speaker 1: on the twelfth, so two days away, and you're going
Speaker 1: to go. If you are collar ten with the keyword chlorox,
Speaker 1: why why don't repeat it?
Speaker 3: Don't repeat it? Why why it's sitting right in front
Speaker 3: of me? Edit and prethink of a keyword c l
Speaker 3: O r ox over there. No one's gonna know you're spelling,
Speaker 3: or no one's been going at all different? Wait, I
Speaker 3: thought she said this, But what he's spelling? Why six one, nine,
Speaker 3: eight nine, Katie w B. If you know the keyword
Speaker 3: your collar ten April tickets are yours.
Speaker 2: Able Leavin tickets one of one point three Katie WB
Speaker 2: with pound A Colt.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, who's this bro Brook? What are you doing
Speaker 3: this afternoon?
Speaker 8: This afternoon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are you doing right now? I'm driving home from
Speaker 3: word listening to Fallon and Colt?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's the worst thing about your.
Speaker 8: Boss that she works with?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brooke, enough of that do you know the keyword.
Speaker 10: Qox that reason that is you're right for some reason.
Speaker 3: That is the keyword.
Speaker 2: Brook.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go see Avril Lavine. Congratulations one one three,
Speaker 1: Katie w B. It's Fallon and Colt. We held on
Speaker 1: to this until we were back in the studio because
Speaker 1: we were at the State Fair, uh for like a
Speaker 1: week and a half, and a guy called in to
Speaker 1: share an embarrassing story that happened cult.
Speaker 3: If you can give the quick recap of what his embarrassment.
Speaker 2: Was, Yeah, NBD. This guy was camping. He was struggling
Speaker 2: to get to the outhouse, succumb to his illness and
Speaker 2: witness pants. Yeah, wasn't the weird thing though. The weird
Speaker 2: thing is he gets back to the campsite and his
Speaker 2: friends realize, dude, what's in your pocket. He crumpled up
Speaker 2: his undies, soiled, soiled undies, and he was like, I
Speaker 2: was just gonna wash them the next day when I
Speaker 2: got home there forty favor repair.
Speaker 3: They were expensive. But now all this friends think he's disgusting.
Speaker 2: And then I got into I feel like this has
Speaker 2: happened to every adult. Every adult has at least once
Speaker 2: had a little accident it is fine.
Speaker 3: And see I don't know that I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I think that there are a lot I'm not like
Speaker 1: denying it because they you know, people still shart all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: Oh, but the number of texts we received, I was like,
Speaker 3: we have to save this.
Speaker 1: But when we're actually back in the STEEDO, we can
Speaker 1: actually take live phone calls for this, which is what
Speaker 1: we're doing now. And we're not going to do this
Speaker 1: every week because people don't want to hear about this
Speaker 1: every week. People you get over there and it's like
Speaker 1: it can be gross, so we're gonna limit it. It's
Speaker 1: for a limited time offer to share your story about
Speaker 1: going in your pants.
Speaker 2: You want some of the texts we got last week, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: The number is six five eight nine Katie w B.
Speaker 2: See look we didn't even We were just like this
Speaker 2: is just in passing saying like this doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: And we got so many texts that really solicited.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One time I really needed to go and I was
Speaker 2: taking the city bus and I was holding it. I
Speaker 2: got home, ran ripped and my cheeks released it and
Speaker 2: I ended up pooping on myself. Now a huge trip
Speaker 2: running and they tripped.
Speaker 7: So Sad.
Speaker 2: I was forty years old, had Benny Hannah with the girls,
Speaker 2: was driving and kinna hold it. I went into a
Speaker 2: cub to take care of it. First of all, what
Speaker 2: a wild place. I mean, there's nowhere else you choose
Speaker 2: a cup. I have cubs, cub got bathrooms.
Speaker 8: Have you been?
Speaker 3: I don't frequent the cub bathroom, but I mean when
Speaker 3: you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 2: So she whipped up to a cub to take care
Speaker 2: of it and didn't make it to the bathroom. I
Speaker 2: had to throw it in my underwear at Cub Foods
Speaker 2: and also the.
Speaker 3: Poorest store employee that had cleaned out the trash that day. Yikes.
Speaker 2: I was one super sick We're talking like could hardly
Speaker 2: get up and move and was frustrated. So I was
Speaker 2: just mad and pushed out afar that trusted shot all
Speaker 2: the way down my pants on to my foot. Luckily
Speaker 2: hours at home and in bed alone.
Speaker 3: Yikes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean there's so party lighting up, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna take some calls. This is like again live a
Speaker 1: time off where you can share this time you went
Speaker 1: in your pants and my god, this is the maybe
Speaker 1: best song to go into for this topic.
Speaker 3: Hot to Go, Hey, Joe gt oh Dyo dolls now
Speaker 3: six I have won nine eight nine kd WB's one
Speaker 3: on one point three katiewb with Fallony Colt. I said
Speaker 3: we would do it once.
Speaker 1: It's a limited time offer to share the time you
Speaker 1: poop your pants. We have a bunch of we have
Speaker 1: a a bunch of people on hold. We'll get to
Speaker 1: them in a second. I got some text. Yes, my
Speaker 1: BF came home and was supposed to bring breakfast. He said,
Speaker 1: I pooped my pants in my truck. That was it,
Speaker 1: just thinking the breakfast. This person says, I work at
Speaker 1: a gas station. You have no idea how many dirty
Speaker 1: underwear we find in the garbages.
Speaker 3: Oh, it doesn't even shock me anymore.
Speaker 1: Says on the last day of my honeymoon in Mexico,
Speaker 1: my husband was taking forever in the bathroom and I
Speaker 1: felt I needed to go.
Speaker 3: I figured to you know, we just have a little two.
Speaker 2: I was wrong.
Speaker 1: I had to unpack my just packed suitcase to find
Speaker 1: a new pair of shorts since we were about to
Speaker 1: leave for the airport. What a sendoff from that honeymoon
Speaker 1: was to my new husband. This one said, I am
Speaker 1: lactose intolerant. I ate broccoli and cheese soup.
Speaker 3: I mean at david Buster.
Speaker 2: You get suit. That's a weird order there, and your lactose.
Speaker 2: That's not worth it.
Speaker 3: You play with fire.
Speaker 2: You know what's worth it? Ice cream, not broccoli cheddar.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they got the wall behind the toilet. You win
Speaker 3: a prize.
Speaker 2: We understand what we're talking about. This is why it's
Speaker 2: a limited time one off.
Speaker 1: I know, when there are so many texts, I'm soap.
Speaker 1: We gotta get to the calls. Okay, what is your story?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: So there's the one time I wasn't feeling too good.
Speaker 6: You know, I had court you can't miss, and I'm
Speaker 6: a smoker, so I lit up a cigarette and I
Speaker 6: you know, I cought a couple of times and then
Speaker 6: came out.
Speaker 11: The other end.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, and you were you were at court?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, it's on my way to court. Yeah,
Speaker 6: keep us up at Walmart. Stop that Walmart. And I
Speaker 6: got some more some boxers, and I'm on my way
Speaker 6: to court and I'm walking into the courtroom and I
Speaker 6: sneeze and myself again.
Speaker 8: Okay, I was no man.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: At least I had another pair in the in the car.
Speaker 2: Though, did you at least get off the case, Like,
Speaker 2: were you like not guilty or what?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I actually ended up beating the case.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you beat the care.
Speaker 11: All right, you.
Speaker 2: Lost and you won NGRAT Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Hi kt w B. What's your uh? What's your story?
Speaker 16: Hello? I was I'm here with the uh is this
Speaker 16: the story?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 3: We know what you're here for. Let's let's have it.
Speaker 10: I'm here.
Speaker 16: Well, so I have I have a couple that I'd
Speaker 16: like to share there often this year, but but I
Speaker 16: think I already shared with you guys, so I'm not
Speaker 16: sure which one. So recently, I was that a park
Speaker 16: in the middle of the night playing Pokemon Go obviously,
Speaker 16: and you know, uh, you know, I had to I
Speaker 16: had to get up for my car eventually my legs
Speaker 16: were tired from sitting in my car playing Pokemon Go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And so you know, I stood up and there's
Speaker 6: a there was.
Speaker 16: A perfectly good porta potty at the park, and I
Speaker 16: was like, oh, boy, you know, I think I could
Speaker 16: make it to that, to that before I have to go.
Speaker 16: And yeah, I stood up, I got onto my car
Speaker 16: and I was wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you for that. Good lord, you gotta go sooner.
Speaker 2: You were so close. Hello, okay, do you have to
Speaker 2: be What is your story about you now in the pants?
Speaker 2: It's not necessarily me likely story go on a friend
Speaker 2: my wife?
Speaker 9: Okay, I would say at least once a month she
Speaker 9: goes in her pants?
Speaker 16: Number two?
Speaker 2: Why does she have such a lie?
Speaker 3: You're allowed to ask him that about his wife?
Speaker 2: Well, what's going on with the sphincter?
Speaker 6: Because like she rarely goes, like she's like a couple
Speaker 6: of days that sucks, and then when it hits her,
Speaker 6: it hits her in.
Speaker 16: A blink of an eye, and it's usually in like
Speaker 16: the worst spot.
Speaker 3: What's the worst spot it's happened?
Speaker 16: I think at a worst conference.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that you're just married into this.
Speaker 3: Now that's loved baby.
Speaker 6: I even told her too, because like every time she
Speaker 6: tells me, I'm like, you do it way too often,
Speaker 6: Like it's literally at least once a month.
Speaker 2: You know, you can only be so supportive, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? At some point it's almost like she's trying.
Speaker 3: Even through looms and visits.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Oh man, all right, Well thanks for just turning on
Speaker 3: your wife and sharing that with us.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Today's trending with Felon and cold on k w B.
Speaker 3: All right, Cold I both have tattoos.
Speaker 1: Cold has my name on it body and form of
Speaker 1: a tattoo where your location is says a lot about you.
Speaker 1: They say, so if you get tattoos on your fingers,
Speaker 1: so you have those, these tattoos belong to very concise people.
Speaker 3: I don't know that's true.
Speaker 1: Feet and ankles, I have one. These people choose art
Speaker 1: that usually has a larger meaning. It's also a favorite
Speaker 1: spot for introverts. I mean I am a lot more
Speaker 1: introverter that I think people think about me like I
Speaker 1: prefer to be at home without anyone around me period. Yes, however,
Speaker 1: I did not choose my foot tattoo for a larger meaning.
Speaker 1: Is because I was a college girl. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gotta start on my thought. Yeah, wrist the most
Speaker 1: painful place to get inked. They say these are usually
Speaker 1: the most thoughtful of tattoos.
Speaker 2: I got, what goes around comes around, and justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3: What goes there? Yeah you big Timberlake fan.
Speaker 2: Then, but the tattoo artist tattooed what comes around goes around?
Speaker 1: So they didn't how can I ask you a serious questions.
Speaker 1: When I spl to do that, I wonder how it's
Speaker 1: even possible because they put down like an outline first.
Speaker 3: You know, mean, no, they did it. You just said
Speaker 3: that's cool.
Speaker 8: I like that.
Speaker 3: It's different you're afraid to confront the person.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know. That's how what I meant by
Speaker 2: you know me, I don't pay attention. So I was
Speaker 2: seventeen at the time. I don't know. Buzz here.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't get people who may have mistakes in their
Speaker 1: tattoos because they literally lay it out on you before.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: You have plenty of time, you do, like, no, that's wrong.
Speaker 3: You spelled that word right.
Speaker 2: The tattoo artists who tatted your name on me mm
Speaker 2: hmm when I first walked in, they had it about
Speaker 2: the size of a billboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, absolutely, Like I need to be the tiniest
Speaker 3: possible fine of all time.
Speaker 2: Make it a business card. I shut that down.
Speaker 1: They say, if you get a tattoo on your chest,
Speaker 1: people especially women who get tattoos, they are usually have.
Speaker 3: A lot of confidence. If you get it on your.
Speaker 1: Back, these folks are folks are usually mysterious, bold and
Speaker 1: don't care what you might think of them ears.
Speaker 3: These are the most hippie like among us.
Speaker 1: It says they have they not care about showing off
Speaker 1: as much as simply expressing themselves.
Speaker 2: I don't know if any of this is true at all.
Speaker 3: I didn't Yeah, I didn't connect to any of it.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Hottest Halloween costumes are gonna run
Speaker 3: through these really quick.
Speaker 1: Beetlejuice, Ghostbusters, Deadpool and Wolverine, inside Out.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait hottest as in like most popularest.
Speaker 3: These are gonna be the most popular this year.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Taylor and Travis, Donald and Kamala, Australian Olympic Breakdancer, Reggae,
Speaker 1: Oh Dallas, Cowboy Cheerleaders, Joe Joe, Siwa, Wednesday Adams, Arn't
Speaker 1: the creepy clown from Terrifier three.
Speaker 3: Haven't even heard of that. So that is your trending.
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Speaker 3: in cult on one O one point three kd w B.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me why Colt and I have turned
Speaker 1: into like nineteen fifties husbands. We sit around. I know
Speaker 1: this is about us, we sit around. I'm like, ugh,
Speaker 1: wonder what Jake's making for dinner. I said, whatever he
Speaker 1: can make in thirty five seconds with no efforts is
Speaker 1: gonna be sucky.
Speaker 3: And the cults like, yeah, well, at least yours will
Speaker 3: have some salt, chicken and broccol. Yeah, chicken and broccoli.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe she'll spruce it up and put asparagus in there.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, when do we become nineteen forties house
Speaker 1: like our husbands that like Jake and General are housewives
Speaker 1: and we're just like demeaning what they make for dinner.
Speaker 2: We just show up. Oh, and Jenna is such a
Speaker 2: good chef, but I just want to eat. I'm on
Speaker 2: a rampage nut where I just want to eats terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if there's not a grease sliding off.
Speaker 4: Of it, what do you?
Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 3: Absolutely right?
Speaker 1: I heard rumors that you were stress eating yesterday. Yesterday
Speaker 1: was a big day in your household. Yes, your daughter
Speaker 1: went to school for the first time.
Speaker 3: How did it go? We haven't had an update.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 12: So she.
Speaker 2: My wife's went ot home with her the entire time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we go to drop her off and it was
Speaker 2: really quick, Like I hugged her. I said whatever, I
Speaker 2: hope you have a good day. And then she gave
Speaker 2: her teacher a high five hand in piece of paper
Speaker 2: and then he was like, there are here, like like
Speaker 2: he don't want.
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, you didn't bring him into the classroom.
Speaker 1: You drop him at the curb, basically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I said he was just like all right, bye,
Speaker 2: get away. And then I sat in the parking lot
Speaker 2: and I cried for a little bit. Did you I did?
Speaker 2: I teared up, and I was like, dude, we could
Speaker 2: just go in and get her and we could just go.
Speaker 2: And then in that moment, her AirPod disconnected from my phone.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's a sign. We gotta go in there.
Speaker 2: And then her a air tag and then my.
Speaker 3: Daughter's better AirPod and then it's weird.
Speaker 2: This entire time we were explaining that Remy that she
Speaker 2: was going to school, we forgot to tell her little
Speaker 2: sister that he's going to school. So like Teddy was like,
Speaker 2: we're leaving Remmy behind where we forgot Remy and we're.
Speaker 16: Like, no, dud.
Speaker 2: But we picked her up and she was like I
Speaker 2: had a great day.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: But in the couple of hours where she was gone.
Speaker 2: I had two double Chuck Chunk chocolate cookies from Costco. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had three of those giant beefsticks from Costco. I
Speaker 2: had chips and salce. So this is on three hours.
Speaker 2: A slice of pizza from Costco. Everything on the Costco
Speaker 2: menu I had except the chicken bag and then some
Speaker 2: when I got home.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you got to eat your feelings sometimes. One on
Speaker 3: one point three Katie w b with ballon and cold.
Speaker 1: You know, yesterday during his time, I went to the
Speaker 1: Twins game directly after the show flex it was. It
Speaker 1: was great, the most perfect night ever for a baseball game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just was like chatting and gossiping most of
Speaker 1: the time. I didn't even see most of the game.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they want or.
Speaker 3: Not, to be honest, uh, nobody. You don't know them.
Speaker 3: They're such as the scene ends with the tea, but
Speaker 3: you don't know them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know them, what about them?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: The salary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I three tacos and gelato and I had tequila soda.
Speaker 3: And I was vibing. I was vibe.
Speaker 1: I doubt I did one and she was like, you
Speaker 1: want to make it a double and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going back hard.
Speaker 3: But it was awesome.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: We we have tomorrow, we have more Severs tickets, we
Speaker 1: have Avril tickets, date night tickets.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. We have a lot going on. Okay, so
Speaker 3: don't yell at me. Okay, okay, all right, have a
Speaker 3: great night. Thanks for listening.
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