Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with letch you tako one O
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots. All right, hey, as you have
Speaker 2: us on throughout the workday, keep in mind a couple
Speaker 2: of key times nine O five, one oh five, five
Speaker 2: oh five. That's when trips will be up for grabs
Speaker 2: to head off to Vegas, you and a guest and
Speaker 2: a thousand bucks in your pocket to join us for
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Speaker 3: Those times again nine oh five, one oh five and
Speaker 3: five oh five, And that ain't no job.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, let's begin with this story report from
Speaker 2: the Pokemon World Championship where American Ian Rob was well
Speaker 2: on his way to Pokemon glory as he entered the
Speaker 2: quarterfinal round.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what happened to Ian?
Speaker 2: He?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: He defeated Chile's Fernando Sefuentes, But uh, everything changed when
Speaker 2: Rob was suddenly disqualified, giving seflent Es the win cheating.
Speaker 2: Huh no, no, rob Ian Robb was disqualified for unsportsmanlike
Speaker 2: conduct for dishing out a rude gesture to someone off camera.
Speaker 2: As for the gesture, how do I say this shood? No, No,
Speaker 2: that was my first thought, but it was let's just
Speaker 2: say he was mimicking rolling dice. Oh really, the old
Speaker 2: jerk symbol.
Speaker 1: For that.
Speaker 2: He gets disqualified from the Pokemon World Championship against a
Speaker 2: guy he soundly beat who by the way, that dude
Speaker 2: then went on to win the fifty thousand dollars grand
Speaker 2: prize and won the whole shebang. How old are these
Speaker 2: They looked like they're in their twenties.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I told you, and I don't know if
Speaker 3: you remember, ye'ar the other school, one of the other
Speaker 3: schools my wife taught at. One of her kids had
Speaker 3: to take off of school to go to the Pokemon Championships.
Speaker 3: And he was a kid. I'm talking like I think
Speaker 3: at the time, he would have been fifth or sixth grade,
Speaker 3: and he made it all the way through. The kid
Speaker 3: ended up winning like twenty kye think about that. You're
Speaker 3: just a fifth grade kid, and he was known as
Speaker 3: this bad assery. I don't see him doing the jerk
Speaker 3: symbol to somebody though.
Speaker 2: Did you just choose bad assy and Pokemon in a
Speaker 2: close proximity.
Speaker 4: No, I never don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I just thought i'd point that out, so those of
Speaker 2: you who don't listen intently, they probably are picked up
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah I did. Damn it's dude card gone, the jerky symbol.
Speaker 4: Dude card gone. Do you want it?
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not gonna. It's it's early. It's early
Speaker 2: every that you get a mulligan on that. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: we do have a Florida man who has entered the
Speaker 2: uh I've been arrested Hall of Fame for what he
Speaker 2: was wearing at the time of his arrest, for suspected DUI.
Speaker 3: Let me schlitz shirt. No, don't bully me. Wow, you
Speaker 3: can go ahead and read it. It's it's it's it's
Speaker 3: you have to make it dirty. Yeah, I know, I'm not.
Speaker 3: It's not dirty in me. I'm because I'm being clinical.
Speaker 3: Don't bully me. I'll come.
Speaker 2: That's a that's not the traditional spelling of the word come.
Speaker 4: Can I see that joker again?
Speaker 2: That is, by the way, twenty two year old. What
Speaker 2: the hell's his name?
Speaker 4: Can you look a little bit like the wizard?
Speaker 2: He does? I want to give give this dude full credit.
Speaker 3: Uh, Well, he's looking for the name and people that
Speaker 3: don't remember the Wizard. He was our uh our sales
Speaker 3: guy here that was the master and went up and
Speaker 3: introduced Cypress Hill at Earthday Birthday.
Speaker 2: Some sales guys out there in throing bands at Earthday
Speaker 2: A Cooper con is the twenty tier.
Speaker 4: See Cooper again, Cooper, Yes, he looks like the Wizard.
Speaker 2: To refresh on some of the other T shirts that
Speaker 2: individuals have been arrested in for their mugshots head the
Speaker 2: DUI guy rested in the got Beer T shirt? Yeah,
Speaker 2: guy arrested for pop possession wearing a shirt that says
Speaker 2: all my friends are baked. A guy from Oklahoma arrested
Speaker 2: for public drunkenness wearing a shirt that says I'm a drunk.
Speaker 2: Another motorist pop for DUI wearing a shirt drunk a
Speaker 2: s s you just don't wear beer shirts or anything
Speaker 2: to do with party shirts, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Man arrested for child endangerment wearing a Greatest Dad T shirt,
Speaker 2: a guy arrested for manufacturing meth with a breaking Bad
Speaker 2: T shirt on, and another DUI I have a Drinking
Speaker 2: Problem t shirt, and then just the random I Love
Speaker 2: midget porn T shirt that one individual was wearing in there.
Speaker 3: That one's good. What about the listener out of that event?
Speaker 3: What did he have just say? Maybe?
Speaker 2: No on the on the fishing boat. No, no, the
Speaker 2: fishing board offshore drilling.
Speaker 3: Okay, that that's the fishing boat, and it's go ahead
Speaker 3: and describe that one.
Speaker 2: That was a stick figure of two individuals with one
Speaker 2: bent over the front of a boat and the other
Speaker 2: fully engaged from behind as in offshore drilling.
Speaker 3: Offshore drilling. Yes, I'm talking about the one. We were
Speaker 3: out at the fireworks show over here on Longwood and
Speaker 3: the guy walked up and instead of just saying no,
Speaker 3: remember it, said just say maybe.
Speaker 2: Whatever it was, it was really good. I just well,
Speaker 2: you're on a roll.
Speaker 3: This badassy and Pokemon at its finest.
Speaker 2: Visuals on our Facebook page of the New Jersey Transit
Speaker 2: bus driver who was taking no guff I was asking,
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a BWO sticker on his bus,
Speaker 2: could be, but he threw a beat down on some
Speaker 2: PUNKU spit on him good. And I mean when I
Speaker 2: say beat down, I mean beat down to the point
Speaker 2: where they were both arrested, the bus driver and the
Speaker 2: guy who allegedly spit on him.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, dude, he's got him pinned down holding his ears.
Speaker 2: He tells the other you watch this video, he tells
Speaker 2: the other passengers. Back up, back up, back up. We're
Speaker 2: throwing some Bob World Order here exactly.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: For the record, that's not Bob World Order.
Speaker 4: Bob was.
Speaker 2: My fear though, is people are going to go beyond
Speaker 2: the original tongue in cheek intent of BWO.
Speaker 3: Bob World Order. BWO is an armed guard at a
Speaker 3: retail store and he takes somebody out at the kneecaps
Speaker 3: when they're stealing racks of stuff.
Speaker 2: Herte blanche to just mow down, yes, shoplifters.
Speaker 3: And it's a hired professional guard. This is not a
Speaker 3: mall cop. This is a This is an arm to guard.
Speaker 2: To render these mobs of shoplifters. Uh yeah.
Speaker 3: The kids who are walking in steal all the Gucci
Speaker 3: bags and all the Apple stuff and even just racks
Speaker 3: of candy.
Speaker 2: You're mowed down at the knees to the point where
Speaker 2: they're all wheelchair bound for the rest of their lives.
Speaker 4: Yea. And they're an example of BWS.
Speaker 3: God, he whoops the hell out of this guy.
Speaker 4: He's not associated with the movement.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, if you say so, you say so.
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