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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with letch you tako one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots. All right, hey, as you have

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<v Speaker 2>us on throughout the workday, keep in mind a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of key times nine O five, one oh five, five

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<v Speaker 2>oh five. That's when trips will be up for grabs

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<v Speaker 2>to head off to Vegas, you and a guest and

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<v Speaker 2>a thousand bucks in your pocket to join us for

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<v Speaker 2>our iHeartRadio Music Festival.

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<v Speaker 3>Those times again nine oh five, one oh five and

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<v Speaker 3>five oh five, And that ain't no job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, let's begin with this story report from

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<v Speaker 2>the Pokemon World Championship where American Ian Rob was well

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<v Speaker 2>on his way to Pokemon glory as he entered the

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<v Speaker 2>quarterfinal round.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, what happened to Ian?

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<v Speaker 2>He?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>He defeated Chile's Fernando Sefuentes, But uh, everything changed when

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<v Speaker 2>Rob was suddenly disqualified, giving seflent Es the win cheating.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh no, no, rob Ian Robb was disqualified for unsportsmanlike

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<v Speaker 2>conduct for dishing out a rude gesture to someone off camera.

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<v Speaker 2>As for the gesture, how do I say this shood? No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>that was my first thought, but it was let's just

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<v Speaker 2>say he was mimicking rolling dice. Oh really, the old

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<v Speaker 2>jerk symbol.

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<v Speaker 1>For that.

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<v Speaker 2>He gets disqualified from the Pokemon World Championship against a

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<v Speaker 2>guy he soundly beat who by the way, that dude

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<v Speaker 2>then went on to win the fifty thousand dollars grand

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<v Speaker 2>prize and won the whole shebang. How old are these

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<v Speaker 2>They looked like they're in their twenties.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because I told you, and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>you remember, ye'ar the other school, one of the other

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<v Speaker 3>schools my wife taught at. One of her kids had

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<v Speaker 3>to take off of school to go to the Pokemon Championships.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was a kid. I'm talking like I think

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<v Speaker 3>at the time, he would have been fifth or sixth grade,

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<v Speaker 3>and he made it all the way through. The kid

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<v Speaker 3>ended up winning like twenty kye think about that. You're

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<v Speaker 3>just a fifth grade kid, and he was known as

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<v Speaker 3>this bad assery. I don't see him doing the jerk

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<v Speaker 3>symbol to somebody though.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you just choose bad assy and Pokemon in a

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<v Speaker 2>close proximity.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I never don't want to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just thought i'd point that out, so those of

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<v Speaker 2>you who don't listen intently, they probably are picked up

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<v Speaker 2>on that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah I did. Damn it's dude card gone, the jerky symbol.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude card gone. Do you want it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm not gonna. It's it's early. It's early

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<v Speaker 2>every that you get a mulligan on that. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>we do have a Florida man who has entered the

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<v Speaker 2>uh I've been arrested Hall of Fame for what he

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<v Speaker 2>was wearing at the time of his arrest, for suspected DUI.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me schlitz shirt. No, don't bully me. Wow, you

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<v Speaker 3>can go ahead and read it. It's it's it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>you have to make it dirty. Yeah, I know, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not dirty in me. I'm because I'm being clinical.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't bully me. I'll come.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a that's not the traditional spelling of the word come.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I see that joker again?

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<v Speaker 2>That is, by the way, twenty two year old. What

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<v Speaker 2>the hell's his name?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you look a little bit like the wizard?

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<v Speaker 2>He does? I want to give give this dude full credit.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, Well, he's looking for the name and people that

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<v Speaker 3>don't remember the Wizard. He was our uh our sales

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<v Speaker 3>guy here that was the master and went up and

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<v Speaker 3>introduced Cypress Hill at Earthday Birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Some sales guys out there in throing bands at Earthday

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<v Speaker 2>A Cooper con is the twenty tier.

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<v Speaker 4>See Cooper again, Cooper, Yes, he looks like the Wizard.

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<v Speaker 2>To refresh on some of the other T shirts that

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<v Speaker 2>individuals have been arrested in for their mugshots head the

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<v Speaker 2>DUI guy rested in the got Beer T shirt? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>guy arrested for pop possession wearing a shirt that says

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<v Speaker 2>all my friends are baked. A guy from Oklahoma arrested

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<v Speaker 2>for public drunkenness wearing a shirt that says I'm a drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Another motorist pop for DUI wearing a shirt drunk a

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<v Speaker 2>s s you just don't wear beer shirts or anything

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<v Speaker 2>to do with party shirts, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Man arrested for child endangerment wearing a Greatest Dad T shirt,

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<v Speaker 2>a guy arrested for manufacturing meth with a breaking Bad

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt on, and another DUI I have a Drinking

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<v Speaker 2>Problem t shirt, and then just the random I Love

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<v Speaker 2>midget porn T shirt that one individual was wearing in there.

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<v Speaker 3>That one's good. What about the listener out of that event?

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<v Speaker 3>What did he have just say? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>No on the on the fishing boat. No, no, the

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<v Speaker 2>fishing board offshore drilling.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that that's the fishing boat, and it's go ahead

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<v Speaker 3>and describe that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a stick figure of two individuals with one

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<v Speaker 2>bent over the front of a boat and the other

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<v Speaker 2>fully engaged from behind as in offshore drilling.

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<v Speaker 3>Offshore drilling. Yes, I'm talking about the one. We were

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<v Speaker 3>out at the fireworks show over here on Longwood and

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<v Speaker 3>the guy walked up and instead of just saying no,

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<v Speaker 3>remember it, said just say maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever it was, it was really good. I just well,

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<v Speaker 2>you're on a roll.

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<v Speaker 3>This badassy and Pokemon at its finest.

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<v Speaker 2>Visuals on our Facebook page of the New Jersey Transit

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<v Speaker 2>bus driver who was taking no guff I was asking,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if there's a BWO sticker on his bus,

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<v Speaker 2>could be, but he threw a beat down on some

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<v Speaker 2>PUNKU spit on him good. And I mean when I

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<v Speaker 2>say beat down, I mean beat down to the point

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<v Speaker 2>where they were both arrested, the bus driver and the

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<v Speaker 2>guy who allegedly spit on him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, dude, he's got him pinned down holding his ears.

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<v Speaker 2>He tells the other you watch this video, he tells

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<v Speaker 2>the other passengers. Back up, back up, back up. We're

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<v Speaker 2>throwing some Bob World Order here exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>For the record, that's not Bob World Order.

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<v Speaker 4>Bob was.

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<v Speaker 2>My fear though, is people are going to go beyond

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<v Speaker 2>the original tongue in cheek intent of BWO.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob World Order. BWO is an armed guard at a

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<v Speaker 3>retail store and he takes somebody out at the kneecaps

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<v Speaker 3>when they're stealing racks of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Herte blanche to just mow down, yes, shoplifters.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a hired professional guard. This is not a

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<v Speaker 3>mall cop. This is a This is an arm to guard.

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<v Speaker 2>To render these mobs of shoplifters. Uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The kids who are walking in steal all the Gucci

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<v Speaker 3>bags and all the Apple stuff and even just racks

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<v Speaker 3>of candy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're mowed down at the knees to the point where

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<v Speaker 2>they're all wheelchair bound for the rest of their lives.

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<v Speaker 4>Yea. And they're an example of BWS.

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<v Speaker 3>God, he whoops the hell out of this guy.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not associated with the movement.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, if you say so, you say so.

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<v Speaker 1>Linchin Taco on demand. Tell loady, iheartweight you app Miles.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is