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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga shock media.

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<v Speaker 2>My, oh my, we are having some fun now. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, I'm so emotional. I just watched the eclipse

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<v Speaker 2>of David Letterman on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>my original plan was for this to be the top

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<v Speaker 2>of Saturday's episode. Actually recorded everything on Saturday but the

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<v Speaker 2>Letterman part. But no, we are doing a bonus episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a bonus episode for Friday. If you missed it,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a very robust twenty minute episode for the

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<v Speaker 2>regular Friday episode. Please go listen to that. But we

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<v Speaker 2>got to talk about Dave. Dave returned to the Ed

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<v Speaker 2>Sullivan Theater on top of his game. I'm gonna play

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of clippage here. I am so excited about this.

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<v Speaker 2>This was just so nice to see Dave come home.

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<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't what I've referred to in the past

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<v Speaker 2>as establishment David Letterman. This was my Dave came back.

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<v Speaker 2>You will see extremely nice banter between the two. I

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<v Speaker 2>have made some edits for pacing, but here's David Letterman

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<v Speaker 2>with Stephen Colbert.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Dave, how.

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<v Speaker 4>About ball in the band? Later?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a little and come a long way.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is it so cold in here. Why do you

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<v Speaker 4>keep this theater so.

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<v Speaker 3>Cold so your beard won't make you sweat?

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<v Speaker 4>Dave, thank you very much. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I came very close to being teary about that, So

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<v Speaker 5>thank you everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, thank you boy.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what happened backstage? I'm standing backstage. A guy

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<v Speaker 5>comes over and he says he's from CBS, and then

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<v Speaker 5>he fired me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, cat astray.

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<v Speaker 4>What is going right over there?

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<v Speaker 5>I will say, And I have every right to be

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<v Speaker 5>pissed off, so I'll just I'll be pissed off here

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Because this theater.

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<v Speaker 5>You folks wouldn't be in this theater if it weren't

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<v Speaker 5>for me, and Stephen wouldn't be here if it weren't

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<v Speaker 5>for me, and we we rebuilt this theater, and then

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<v Speaker 5>Stephen came in and look at this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like the Belagio. But listen as well as we are.

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<v Speaker 3>What is wrong them?

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing's wrong Dave.

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<v Speaker 5>As we as we all understand, you can take a

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<v Speaker 5>man's show, you can't take a man's voice.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's the good news of me. Thank you, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's very kind of you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm really worried about.

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<v Speaker 5>What What I'm really worried about is what will become

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<v Speaker 5>of the Jimmy's.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Are they going to be all right?

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<v Speaker 1>We're We've got a plan to put them in a

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<v Speaker 1>captive breeding program.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I don't think I've ever heard that phrase. That

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<v Speaker 4>pretty good, Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Really great banter between the two. So Steven invited Dave back.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't spoil it.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, is this the last show? By the way, I

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<v Speaker 4>was told it was the last show.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the last show of this week? Next week

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<v Speaker 3>is the last show?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, so I'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, You're welcome anytime. Why don't you stop by Friday?

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<v Speaker 4>That's mean? What you're so mean? But now is the

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<v Speaker 4>will the Pope be here?

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<v Speaker 3>The Pope?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still angling for the Pope? I still I listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a devout Catholic. I've talked about it on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's got to earn me some points, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Vatican works.

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<v Speaker 5>Anytime you talk about something on TV, you got to

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<v Speaker 5>be right in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Buddy. You had you would have your own office in

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<v Speaker 4>Vatican City. You're talking about it on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm be good, But you never had the Pope, did

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<v Speaker 1>you six seven times?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, JP two.

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<v Speaker 4>We always I get a kick out of you.

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<v Speaker 5>Bring in the big hat now, but seriously, but all

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<v Speaker 5>of this is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not hotel stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>This is beautiful, all custom made, all custom made, dave

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<v Speaker 1>really expensive.

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<v Speaker 5>It looks like from Is this from Wayne and Schuster?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that where this comeshm?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's from Socco and Vanzetti's.

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<v Speaker 4>Pw off a van Who owns this stuff? And what

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<v Speaker 4>do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>It's all this is an Eames like a very expensive

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<v Speaker 1>probably fifteen hundred Pronouncedames. I don't know, man, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fancier than I am.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's certainly not true.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but all this was.

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<v Speaker 1>Custom made by when we when we renovated, owns it

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<v Speaker 1>is what I'm doing, owns everything. Oh this is CBS

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<v Speaker 1>prop All belongs to the paramount CBS Corporation.

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<v Speaker 4>Now wait a minute, are they affiliated with sky Dance? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe we are all sky Dancers now yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is nice to be ashamed of. Something happened

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<v Speaker 4>to it.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be it would be the same day they

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<v Speaker 3>were BA.

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<v Speaker 5>Where I'm talking about Gene see the Jane Crest yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright, guys pointing, all right, welcome back.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was, what's happening here, Dave?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you know, we know what to do?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what we got to Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>So at that point some guys came out and took

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<v Speaker 2>away the two guest chairs and Steven's chair. We will

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<v Speaker 2>get back to what was happening there. So now the

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<v Speaker 2>guys have nowhere to go, and they go sit in

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<v Speaker 2>the audience for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>The memories are infinite coming back here, more so this

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<v Speaker 5>time than I was on. You were nice enough to

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<v Speaker 5>invite me on a couple of years ago. That was

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<v Speaker 5>a big emotion packed moment as well. The memories now

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<v Speaker 5>because this thing has come to a screeching halt by

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<v Speaker 5>other hands. And I guess the connection to my mother

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<v Speaker 5>through the Late Show. She and I had a well

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<v Speaker 5>you know what mothers are like, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think my mother and I only really finally

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<v Speaker 5>became close when she was part of the Late Show

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<v Speaker 5>production and we sent her to Norway.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>And people to this day, like that fellow, that misguided

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<v Speaker 5>man back there, always tell me they loved my mother

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<v Speaker 5>more than they did me on the show, and That

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<v Speaker 5>still pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 4>And I think the reason.

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<v Speaker 5>We were not so close earlier in our lives is

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<v Speaker 5>because she was named American Miss American Taciturn ninety years

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<v Speaker 5>in a row. Here's a conversation that I used to

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<v Speaker 5>have with my mother, David, that's not funny. We sent

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<v Speaker 5>her to Norway and when she got back, I said, Mom,

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<v Speaker 5>did you see any of the Fjords?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? They were beautiful. Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I said, well, what about Chevy's? Did you

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<v Speaker 5>see any Chevys? Now here's a memorable, all telling conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't want you to read into this all negativity,

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>It was good fun I get a call at the house.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife and I are.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a Saturday, and we're making Saturday evening dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>The phone ringers, It's hello, David. It's mom. Oh, hi, Mom?

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<v Speaker 4>What can I do for it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we've finished our estate planning and you're not in

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<v Speaker 5>the will.

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<v Speaker 2>And friends. Let me take the break here, but let

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<v Speaker 2>me tell you, sometimes, if you live long enough, you

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<v Speaker 2>get everything you ever wanted.

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<v Speaker 5>The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will continue with Dave

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<v Speaker 5>Letterman right after this.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we are back at the Ed Sullivan Theater.

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<v Speaker 2>We are on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater.

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<v Speaker 2>One might call it a five story tower. Up on

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<v Speaker 2>the roof are the moving guys from before, the two

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<v Speaker 2>guest chairs and Steven Cole Bear's chair, And here we

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<v Speaker 2>are at the top of a tower. What might possibly happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen, Dave, Could you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mind telling the folks out there watching TV where we

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<v Speaker 1>are right now?

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<v Speaker 4>This is like being back home for me.

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<v Speaker 5>We are on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater

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<v Speaker 5>building and I couldn't be happier.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a beautiful view from up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you share with the people why we are on

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<v Speaker 1>the roof of the Ed Salton right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought maybe tonight's occasion would be a little sad,

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<v Speaker 5>being the end of your run here, but this brings

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<v Speaker 5>true joy to my heart. We are up here for

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<v Speaker 5>the wanton destruction of CBS property.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I know for many years I enjoyed this as

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<v Speaker 3>a viewer. You can throw things off the Ed solved

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<v Speaker 3>Right building. This is a true story. When I first

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<v Speaker 3>got this gig, one of the.

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<v Speaker 1>First things they told me before we even moved into

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<v Speaker 1>the offices is that I would not be allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>throw anything off of the roof of the ed Solivant

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<v Speaker 1>building because.

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<v Speaker 3>Evidently there was a problem with a previous tenant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm so excited about this, so am I? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So I was never allowed to do this, but we get.

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<v Speaker 4>It in all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I never did it. But we're at the end here,

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<v Speaker 3>so all bets are off.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go all right, this is These are the guys

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<v Speaker 5>did the heavy workfuls cripple Jean.

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<v Speaker 3>Yehi, guys, guy, thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>For helping you.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys will verify that this is actually CBS property, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>anytime you're ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen all right, Oh my guys, before we do this, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should have a target, don't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Right down there? My friends, I think circular like there, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the target. Here is the CBS ie logo.

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<v Speaker 2>I have shared this in the Facebook group Daily Comedy

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<v Speaker 2>News Podcast group. But this is just amazing. Let's go

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<v Speaker 2>back to Dave and Steven.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all fun until somebody puts out an eye.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll do.

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<v Speaker 4>Then we go get ready. Oh my god, yes we

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<v Speaker 4>missed the target, but still.

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<v Speaker 3>That don't worry Dave. We brought a spare.

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<v Speaker 4>This is OK.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's think about what happened last time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got to a guest of the road. Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>you just don't drop.

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<v Speaker 3>I would, I wouldn't. Yeah, I would just go straight down.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's show ye'd be ashamed of Wait this man on

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<v Speaker 1>the island.

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<v Speaker 5>What's your advice, I'd say, just look out for the

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<v Speaker 5>wind and keep it closer to the bill.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch the wind.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here we go. Yeah, it's unwell, Melisabeth Levan, can

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<v Speaker 4>we see that again? At swim? Will conclude.

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<v Speaker 3>Out we have what dave do you want? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>want to do this? One?

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<v Speaker 4>Me is a little lighter, and now this is yours.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my desk chair.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we'll say it by my friend.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, how many hours of you and your ass

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<v Speaker 3>One thousand, eight hundred and ten shows.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, Here we go. All right, let's give

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<v Speaker 4>it a go. One a little my way.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, one, two, three?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you know, I'm sorry, we're up here. Bring on

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<v Speaker 6>the melon and now we're getting somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, stee, if you go.

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<v Speaker 5>First, it's not the fourth of July, so you drop melons.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, same to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's better if we miss I don't break

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<v Speaker 3>my heart. Pam here.

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<v Speaker 4>oh my grin.

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<v Speaker 3>It is like the fourth of July. It's a thing

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<v Speaker 3>of man we're doing all right, I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go high.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna go high out?

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<v Speaker 4>You mean, yeah, far out?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'll join. I'm gonna go for the manhole cover.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, God hopes there's not a maze there.

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<v Speaker 3>Two three?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Oh, I mean it's like fireworks, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Galileo would be proud.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, the network I sent over.

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<v Speaker 4>One last thing. Oh, this is both of us, thoughtful

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<v Speaker 4>of them. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>The Late Show nineteen ninety three to twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 4>So how many years is that?

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<v Speaker 3>No way of knowing?

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<v Speaker 4>All yours, my friend? Yeah. The aerodynamics of wedding cake

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<v Speaker 4>not to be believed. WHOA what a day for a walk?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Dave, yes, sir, Hey, thanks so much for creating

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<v Speaker 1>the Late thirty three years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a pleasure having you back to the prom stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>The pleasure is all mine. I enjoyed destroying stuff. It's great,

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<v Speaker 5>great fun. Thank you for everything you've done for our country.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh feelings, Mittell, Dave, thank you, anything you'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>save the audience before we go, Well, not necessly.

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<v Speaker 5>SAI late for the audience, making the folks CBS and

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<v Speaker 5>the words of the great Ed Murrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Good night and good luck mother, Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>Lederman, everybody, We'll be right back with the strokes.

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<v Speaker 2>And boy, what emotional farewell from David Letterman. You can

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<v Speaker 2>hear it my voice. This is all the feelings, absolutely fantastic,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is your bonus episode on a Friday. As

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<v Speaker 2>I mentioned earlier, there's a normal episode for Friday earlier

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<v Speaker 2>the feet. It's about twenty minutes long, and I will

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<v Speaker 2>catch you back in the morning.