WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.520 This is Dan Kaplis, and welcome to today's online podcast 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:05.759 edition of The Dan Kaplis Show. Please be sure to 3 00:00:05.759 --> 00:00:08.240 give us a five star rating if you'd be so kind, 4 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:11.599 and to subscribe, download, and listen to the show every 5 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:16.440 single day on your favorite podcast platform. My goodness, I mean, truly, 6 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:19.800 what a time to be alive. Stakes could not be higher, 7 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:22.679 The race, according to the polls, could not be closer. 8 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:24.839 I don't think it's that close. We'll talk more about that, 9 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:28.120 but what a couple of weeks we have in front 10 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:30.199 of us, and who knows after that? Right? I mean, 11 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:33.439 you already have another number of these Democrat controlled swing 12 00:00:33.479 --> 00:00:35.880 states and oh yeah, well you know we probably won't 13 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:38.799 have results till maybe sometime in twenty twenty five. A 14 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.119 bit of an overstatement, but you get the gist of it. 15 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:45.479 So yeah, and then what I'm enjoying so much right 16 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:49.159 now is what we had expected to happen, right, which 17 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:52.799 is these lefty heads exploding. And that's a metaphor, but 18 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:55.280 it would be better for these lefties if literally, like 19 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:59.119 their craniums are popping, because what's happening to them now 20 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:03.399 as they go insane before our eyes, it's probably going 21 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:05.680 to be a lot more embarrassing to them long term. 22 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:07.840 But it is so much fun for us right now, 23 00:01:08.239 --> 00:01:10.680 because yeah, first and foremost, you have to win, right, 24 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:13.480 I mean, we've got to save the Republic, commander in chief, 25 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:16.599 all that other good stuff, but also have to expose 26 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:19.000 the left as much as possible in the meantime, because 27 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:21.840 it's hard for you and me to appreciate, I think, 28 00:01:22.319 --> 00:01:26.560 but especially if you share my worldview or I share yours. 29 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:29.359 But here's the point. There are so many really good, 30 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:32.400 smart people out there who just they hate politics. They 31 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.799 don't follow it every day, they don't like shows like this, 32 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:37.680 they don't like any of this political stuff. They don't 33 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:40.439 pay attention, and they vote largely out of habit. So 34 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:44.200 you got so many people voting Democrat right now, including unaffiliateds, 35 00:01:44.519 --> 00:01:49.040 who have no idea, no idea that this Democratic Party 36 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:53.159 has been taken over by these truly radical anti American 37 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:56.079 secular leftists. You know, a lot of the money people 38 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:57.799 out of other people, they're not all that way, but 39 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:00.760 a lot are. And so every opp tunity we have 40 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:04.640 to expose the left for what they've truly become. That's 41 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:08.240 a really important moment, and that doesn't happen that often. 42 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:11.000 It takes because you know, they've got a lot of 43 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:13.680 bad ideas, but a lot of them are very smart people. 44 00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:16.520 They've got a ton of money, they're very good tactically, 45 00:02:16.639 --> 00:02:19.759 and they're very good at pulling the con hiding what 46 00:02:19.879 --> 00:02:24.240 they really believe. But now the stress test, right, it's 47 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.360 like you go to the cardiologists and they put you 48 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:28.599 on that treadmill and you say, doctor, my heart could 49 00:02:28.639 --> 00:02:30.400 not be better here. All the things I do, I 50 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:33.000 never have a problem. Well, but now we got to 51 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:36.960 turn it up to thirty, you know, and you're running, 52 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:39.840 and you're running. This is like the ultimate stress test 53 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:43.840 for the left because they can see it now. It's 54 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:47.599 this big bright light, it's coming down the tracks and 55 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:50.840 there's this big beautiful shock of blonde hair on top 56 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:53.800 of that light. And they know they're two weeks away 57 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:56.840 from him becoming president, so they're starting to do all 58 00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:59.400 sorts of really fun and goofy things. So glad you're 59 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:01.280 here to see it, and we're going to enjoy it together. 60 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:03.520 Eight five to five for zero five eight two, five 61 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:06.560 to five, the number takes d an five seven, seven, 62 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:10.199 three nine, and we'll cover the important local stuff as well. 63 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:13.120 I mean Colorado right now, Yeah, real hard for GOP 64 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:15.319 to win statewide. We don't have any big state wide 65 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:17.960 races at the moment, as you know, but we do 66 00:03:18.039 --> 00:03:21.840 have this ballot measure which looms over all others in 67 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:26.120 terms of importance because it it's a question of just 68 00:03:26.199 --> 00:03:31.000 basic humanity and will this state do something so barbaric, 69 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:35.719 so wicked as to put in our very constitution an 70 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:39.639 amendment saying healthy mom, healthy baby, ten seconds away from 71 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:43.439 delivering that baby, Colorado constitutions going to give you the 72 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:45.960 right to dismember that child, kill it right there. That 73 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:47.840 is not who we are as a people, no matter 74 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:50.120 where you're at. An abortion policy, that's not who we 75 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:52.800 are as a people. And oh, by the way, by 76 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:55.800 the way, yeah, healthy mom, healthy baby, nine months Colorado 77 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:58.560 constitution kill that baby right there, but taxpayers have to 78 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:02.960 pay for it. That's how extreme, that's how extreme and 79 00:04:03.919 --> 00:04:06.840 mad the left in Colorado has become. But there is 80 00:04:06.879 --> 00:04:09.800 a chance to stop them, because it's not a given 81 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:12.240 they're going to win. And even if it was, I 82 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:15.879 think there's a moral obligation separate apart from whatever your 83 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:20.000 faith may be, there's a basic moral obligation of every 84 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.160 decent person in the state to step up and say 85 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:24.319 that's not going to be in our constitution. We are 86 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:29.040 not putting in fantaside in our constitution, and so they 87 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:31.759 need fifty five percent. There is a chance to stop it. 88 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:34.279 I would just ask that you do everything you can 89 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:37.399 to influence people around you on that, even if they're 90 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:40.560 a most pro abortion person. You know, but yeah, healthy mom, 91 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:43.560 healthy baby, nine months. Should that be in our constitution? 92 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:47.120 Should taxpayers have to pay for it? Should parental notification 93 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:50.680 be stripped away? And please each and every vote you 94 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:53.040 can get, first to try to defeat it, but second, 95 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:55.920 just to know that we all did what we could 96 00:04:56.480 --> 00:05:00.120 to try to stop this. Truly truly wicked Act eight 97 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:02.759 five or Z five eight two five five takes d 98 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:06.680 an five seven seven three nine on a much lighter note. 99 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:10.560 This is one of my favorite things ever in politics, 100 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:13.800 and I put it under that category of lefty heads 101 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:17.680 exploding as they realize that they wait a second. Okay, 102 00:05:17.959 --> 00:05:21.000 they even pulled a coup. Trump won the election when 103 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:22.959 he knocked out Joe Biden. He won the election, but 104 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:25.519 they did something unprecedented in American history. They pulled a 105 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:29.519 middle of the nikup deposed the democratically elected Democrat and Knee, 106 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:32.439 so yeah, can you really keep that name for the party? 107 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:35.639 But anyway, for another day, and then they brought in 108 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:38.079 this new candidate, and then they covered up at every 109 00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:41.720 turn for the new candidate, and they fabricated her interviews 110 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:46.439 so that she sounded better, and still it looks like 111 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:49.040 she's on the verge of losing. So that's what leads 112 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:52.639 to stuff like this. And I'm trying to think of 113 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:54.480 a talk question that goes with it. I really just 114 00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:56.240 want to play the tape because I think it's one 115 00:05:56.279 --> 00:06:00.759 of the funniest things ever. But obviously you've got Tapper 116 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:04.000 in particular. But many on the left now they're hoping 117 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:06.879 that that what do we call this gate, Ryan, I 118 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:09.879 want to call it shower gate, But they're hoping that 119 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:14.000 Arnold Palmer member gate. And we're not talking about his 120 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:17.480 membership at Augusta or anything like that. Arnold Palmer member 121 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:21.680 gate brings down Donald Trump stories. 122 00:06:21.319 --> 00:06:27.040 About Arnold Palmer's penis and spoke about the size of. 123 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:28.600 A pro golfer's penis. 124 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:32.800 Isn't talking about Arnold Palmer's penis in front of Pennsylvania voters. 125 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:37.360 Jake, you seem to like that line a lot. Let 126 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:40.240 me tell you that I don't know. Let me just 127 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:41.959 around the country. You just say something. 128 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:44.800 I don't want to be talking about that, right, and 129 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:47.040 what Donald Trump is out there saying it. It is 130 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:50.120 what you continue to let's talk about because you won't. 131 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:51.240 We won't address it. 132 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:53.920 He is out there talking about I'll address it. 133 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:58.360 Let me okay, got it, Okay, don't say it again. 134 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:04.519 This is o great. And if you're not familiar with 135 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:08.000 this story, Trump's being Trump. He's at a rally, He's 136 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:12.560 in Pennsylvania. Arnold Palmer's from Latrobe, and he'd heard a 137 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:15.399 story I'm guessing from Jack Nicholas. Hear her story from 138 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:18.839 somebody about Arnold Palmer in the shower, and so Trump's 139 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:21.319 just telling the story. You know, I'm part of Trump's 140 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:23.399 magic and the way he's won is he's not a 141 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:28.560 typical politician. And what's hilarious here is is like Jake 142 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:32.600 Tapper being so prudish. Wait a second, when it comes 143 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:36.000 to like basic morality and decency, you know that the 144 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:39.000 left is off the charts awful. Well, you know when 145 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:42.920 it comes to policy stuff, and you know the Left's 146 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:44.879 the one that says, oh no, no, no, no, no. 147 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:49.120 Every man who wants to go into that woman's shower 148 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:51.519 gets to go into that woman's shower and look at 149 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:54.240 her naked. All he has to do is say he's 150 00:07:54.279 --> 00:07:57.839 a woman. That that's the core belief for the left. 151 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:02.160 And Jake Tapper wants America to turn on Trump because 152 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:04.360 he told a joke about a guy in a shower 153 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:06.959 with other guys and the other guy's being impressed. This 154 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:09.040 is what I'm talking about. This is why this is 155 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:13.040 going to be so much fun. Now as their heads 156 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:17.759 just explode. Now, Ryan, as I heard this unfold, I 157 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:22.079 immediately flashed back, immediately flashed back to Wait a second, 158 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:25.720 do I have any firsthand knowledge of this? Because I 159 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:30.160 did the one time I met Arnold Palmer. It was 160 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:31.040 at a golf course. 161 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:32.320 I want to watch the phrasing there. 162 00:08:32.759 --> 00:08:35.320 It was at a golf course. Hey, Arnold Palmer, man's 163 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:40.399 man completely on the first hand part. Oh that's horrific. 164 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:44.840 Where did you come up with that? You is that horrible? No? No, 165 00:08:44.879 --> 00:08:48.519 you have your mind's below the gutter. What's below the gutter? 166 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:49.720 The sewer? 167 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:53.600 Yeah, your mind's in the sewer. What's below the sewer? Well, 168 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:55.519 you said it. 169 00:08:55.559 --> 00:08:57.039 I'm not the only one who thought, I'm sure the 170 00:08:57.080 --> 00:08:58.000 listeners dead. 171 00:08:58.240 --> 00:08:58.279 No. 172 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:00.960 I can speak with authority to the because as a 173 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:04.039 young boy, one of my great adventures was into the 174 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:07.519 City of Chicago sewer system, which did not go over 175 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:13.440 great with my parents. Where's Danny oh here? 176 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:16.559 But no I did. 177 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:19.320 I met Arnold Palmer at a golf course. I was 178 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:22.799 caddy in in a PGA Tour event. And we did 179 00:09:22.960 --> 00:09:26.000 meet in the vicinity of a shower, but not in 180 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:28.399 the shower, and he was fully close clothes. But I 181 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.480 will tell you this for what it's worth, which is nothing. 182 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:35.960 Think about it. I mean, my encounter with Arnold Palmer 183 00:09:36.080 --> 00:09:40.360 was probably a few seconds. I rounded a corner of 184 00:09:40.440 --> 00:09:43.919 the clubhouse at where was it? Oh man, it'll come 185 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:47.279 to me, Olympia Fields. I round the corner of the clubhouse. 186 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:50.399 He rounds the corner of the clubhouse. We literally bump 187 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:54.080 into each other. But it's still frozen in my mind, 188 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:59.840 just those few seconds. This incredibly handsome guy. His forearms 189 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:03.240 were like tree trunks. But what strikes me is I'm 190 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:06.440 just this little punk caddie right, the biggest smile in 191 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:08.120 the world. You would have thought he was meeting the 192 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:11.919 Queen of Sheheba and stuck out his hand. Hey, son, 193 00:10:12.120 --> 00:10:16.080 Arnold Palmer. I mean that moment freezes in time, right, 194 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:19.320 So yeah, Jake Tapper, this is gonna be fun. 195 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:19.639 Right. 196 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:22.360 He thinks that's going to bring Donald Trump down. Trump 197 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:25.360 probably gained two points in Pennsylvania with that story. Eight 198 00:10:25.399 --> 00:10:27.720 five five four zero five A two five five text 199 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:30.159 d A N five seven seven three nine. 200 00:10:32.399 --> 00:10:35.360 And now back to the Dan Kaplas Show podcast. 201 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:38.639 Has any impact and obviously not on his base. They 202 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:41.200 love him, they think he's entertaining, They love how he talks. 203 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:42.440 Like a real guy, et cetera, et cetera. 204 00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:44.679 But let's just take the Arnold Palmer anecdote that he 205 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:48.519 told yesterday about I'll just say, seeing Arnold Palmer and 206 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:51.639 people seeing Arnold Palmer naked in the shower and being impressed. 207 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:55.559 Now he's asked me like that. I'm not offended. 208 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:59.240 I don't care, but I do wonder how many voters 209 00:10:59.240 --> 00:10:59.799 does that get you? 210 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:02.200 The people that are in this undecided pool A lot? 211 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:06.360 Oh, my lord, Jake Tepper has no clue, but he does. 212 00:11:06.519 --> 00:11:10.120 That's the point they are going temporarily insane. And I 213 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:12.840 know you want to say they're always insane, but if 214 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:15.399 they are always insane, this is a whole new level 215 00:11:15.440 --> 00:11:19.080 of insanity because Jake Tepper knows the answer to that 216 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:25.960 question that, first of all, Trump's strategy for success starts 217 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:31.559 with massive explosive turnout among his current supporters. Why, Jake, 218 00:11:31.639 --> 00:11:35.080 do his current supporters support him? Is it because he 219 00:11:35.159 --> 00:11:38.320 walks around talking like Mitt Romney all the time? No, 220 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:41.559 he is authentic to the core. He's different. He's not 221 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:46.399 your typical politician. And so when he tells this kind 222 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:49.960 of story, that's just on brand for Donald Trump. And 223 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:53.440 guess what, that makes that rally a whole lot more interesting. 224 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:56.159 But it also makes him more authentic and believable. And 225 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:58.559 I'll tell you this, it's part of the way we 226 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:01.399 were created, the brilliance of our creator. We were created 227 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:06.360 to be able to feel authenticity that let alone sense it. 228 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:11.919 And Donald Trump strengths weaknesses something between. He is completely authentic, 229 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:15.639 and that's what people feel and get. So, No, his 230 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:20.120 recipe is not based on getting every last prim and 231 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:25.600 proper suburban guy or suburban woman. It's based on explosive 232 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:29.919 turnout among his base, which which crosses demographic lines. It 233 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:34.080 includes lots of different people who want a disruptor, lots 234 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:38.240 of different people who want somebody strong in a world 235 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:42.360 where our enemies have grown stronger. So yeah, no it 236 00:12:44.399 --> 00:12:46.879 Tapper knows that. That's why it bothers him so much. 237 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:48.799 You know, the only thing that bothers the Morris We 238 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.000 go to the phone lines is the single most brilliant 239 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:55.720 thing I have seen in politics in my lifetime. And 240 00:12:56.080 --> 00:12:58.559 let me take that back, because I was alive and 241 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.480 you can't even call it politics the time of Doctor 242 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:05.000 King's speech at the Memorial, right, some of those other moments. 243 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:10.240 But in modern political history, nothing has rivaled for brilliance 244 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:15.440 or effectiveness. Donald Trump at McDonald's, Donald Trump leaning out 245 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:19.159 of the drive through window with the apron on waving 246 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:23.600 at McDonald's. Nothing has rivaled that. And the left they're 247 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:26.360 thrown up over it. They're thrown up over it. And 248 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:28.879 it is a beautiful thing to see. Let's go to 249 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:31.879 talk about beautiful. Can you imagine Boulder, Colorado today, Kevin, 250 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:33.679 you're on the Dan Kapla show. Welcome. 251 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:37.639 I got a clean religious joke about Arnold Palmer. 252 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:42.679 Oh, we've been waiting for one okay. 253 00:13:42.960 --> 00:13:44.919 Well, one of the things they have in heaven that 254 00:13:44.960 --> 00:13:49.000 we have here is golfing, and Jesus and Moses love 255 00:13:49.039 --> 00:13:54.240 to play golf. So one day Moses said, you know, 256 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:57.240 aren't you kind of tired of playing the same old 257 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.159 courses here. Jesus said, yeah, what do you think we 258 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.360 should do? And Moses says, well, hey, you love Arnold 259 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:06.679 Palmer as a golfer. Why don't we play his golf 260 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:10.440 course on Earth. Jesus says great, So they come to Earth. 261 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:14.039 They go to the Arnold Palmer golf course. Moses te's off. 262 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:19.120 Jesus grabs a five iron and Moses says, no, no, no, no, 263 00:14:19.159 --> 00:14:22.720 that's the wrong club for this hole. Jesus says, well, 264 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:25.840 Arnold Palmer played the five on this, so I'm going 265 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:28.360 to do it too. So Jesus hits the ball that 266 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:31.519 goes into the sandtrap. They get to the fifth hole, 267 00:14:31.799 --> 00:14:36.679 Moses te's off. Jesus goes up and he uses a 268 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:39.000 three iron and Moses says, what are you doing. You 269 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:41.399 can't you know, that's not right. You can't do it 270 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:45.440 on this hole, not right now. Jesus says, well, Arnold 271 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:49.120 Palmer made a hole in one here. With this club, 272 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:50.519 and I'm going to do the same thing. So he 273 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:54.120 hits the ball, goes into the rough. They get to 274 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:57.120 the Night's hole and Moses hits the ball, gets the 275 00:14:57.159 --> 00:15:00.919 hole in one, and there's a small group of golfers 276 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:05.320 playing behind them, and Jesus grabs a seven iron and 277 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:09.399 Moses says, no, not again. Jesus says, don't say it. 278 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:11.840 It's going to work. He hits the ball and it 279 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:16.360 goes into the water. Jesus goes, walks across the water, 280 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:19.840 picks the ball up out of the water, and walks back. 281 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:23.919 And the golfers behind them playing see this, and one 282 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:26.960 of them goes to Moses and says, hey, that guy's 283 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:31.240 walking on water. Who is that Jesus Christ? And Moses says, nope, 284 00:15:31.399 --> 00:15:32.960 that's our old palmer. 285 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:38.000 Kevin, appreciate the call. See this topic. It'll take you 286 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:41.720 a lot of different directions. But Ryan, while we're on this, 287 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:45.080 one of the most vivid memories. One of my great 288 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.320 privileges as a caddy was I got to caddy for 289 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:51.559 a guy named Forrest Tucker. Now before your time, right 290 00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:53.720 after a ball that Forrest Tecker, one of the bigger 291 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:58.879 actors of that era, and one day I had him 292 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:00.919 using big money match played for a lot of money, 293 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:03.679 and I clubbed him really well, which was easy because 294 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:06.519 the guy scratch right, so he can hit anything. And 295 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:09.320 if I clubbed him within three clubs, he just hit 296 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:12.399 it perfectly, so I couldn't miss. So he took me 297 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:14.399 as his personal cad. He had me on national TV 298 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:17.600 with him when he played a pro in golf with 299 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:20.080 the pros and they'd have a Hollywood star square Efagan. 300 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:23.440 He made him reshoot the ending three times because he 301 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:25.279 kept beating the pro, but he wanted the pro to 302 00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:28.080 win so the pro wouldn't be embarrassed. Here's the story. 303 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:32.559 They played these big money games right, And what Tuck 304 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:36.000 would do is if it was getting a little tight 305 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:40.320 and he needed to freak out his opponent talk how 306 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:47.399 do I say this politely? Was extremely, extremely anatomically gifted, 307 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:53.080 so what it's hard to imagine anybody in the game 308 00:16:53.080 --> 00:16:56.279 of golfs are pasted that. But what he would do 309 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:00.039 is it just the right moment in a match and 310 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:04.279 he needed to short circuit his opponent, he would go over, 311 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:08.160 relieve himself against a tree and then walk down the 312 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:15.480 fairway with his manhood fully exposed bonent just couldn't pull 313 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:20.519 the club back after that. Whoa man, probably the greatest 314 00:17:20.519 --> 00:17:25.039 guy to caddy forever. Yeah. I wonder if, oh he 315 00:17:25.160 --> 00:17:28.039 was such a good such a good guy. I wonder 316 00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:30.400 if we could go back and find the video Golf 317 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:32.960 with the Stars. I was just thinking that Golf with 318 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:37.319 the Stars RBS national. This wasn't some local show National. 319 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:40.839 Let me think remember the year. I remember the year, 320 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:46.640 probably seventy three, seventy four, Golf with the pros, Beverly 321 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:51.119 Country Club in Chicago, Forest Tucker. Yeah, So, if anybody 322 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.200 can find that video, we've got a prize for you. 323 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:58.920 Not a photo of Tuck. Thank god they didn't. Can 324 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:01.279 you imagine if they had phone cameras back then? 325 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:01.559 No? 326 00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:05.680 Yeah, oh my lord. You know, if your kids are 327 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:07.920 looking for something to do, Kaddian's like one of the 328 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:10.079 greatest jobs in the North. The stories I heard those 329 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:14.119 guys tell, like about Hollywood starlets and stuff. Oh man, 330 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:17.000 benefits went way beyond the pay. You're on the Dan 331 00:18:17.079 --> 00:18:17.759 Caplass Show. 332 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:26.720 You're listening to the Dan Kaplis Show podcasted Donald CBS. 333 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.519 The election day is just over two weeks away, and 334 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:34.319 the fight for every single last undecided voted in battleground 335 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:39.279 states is intensifying. Vice President Kamala Harris's targeting disaffected Republican 336 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:41.920 voters by hitting the trail with Liz Cheney in the 337 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:46.160 crucial blue Wall states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Cheney 338 00:18:46.200 --> 00:18:49.480 was a powerful Republican congressman, and today she calls Harris 339 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:53.160 a responsible adult. As for former President Donald Trump, he 340 00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:56.759 was back in North Carolina again pushing false claims about 341 00:18:56.759 --> 00:19:00.319 FEMA and immigrants, as after he spent the weekending a 342 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:04.160 crude insult at Harris, engaging in loud locker room talk 343 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:07.480 about the late golfing legend Arnold Palmer and staging a 344 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:09.920 campaign stunt at a Pennsylvania McDonald's. 345 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:12.720 I could not believe that was true, right, So I 346 00:19:12.759 --> 00:19:14.960 had to go back. I had to burn time verifying. 347 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:19.119 That's an actual CBS newscast. But that's what I'm talking about. 348 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:22.680 It's going to be so much fun watching them lose 349 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:26.960 their minds, dropping any pretense right of actually being a journalist. 350 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:31.160 Now they're just activists, and not even so much activist 351 00:19:31.240 --> 00:19:34.559 for Harris, but activists to destroy Trump, which actually does 352 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:36.400 him a favor. I'll get to that in a second. 353 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:39.720 Let's go to one of my favorite people, Christy Burton Brown, 354 00:19:39.880 --> 00:19:41.920 kind enough to join us. She's a candidate for the 355 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:45.599 Colorado State Board of Education in CD four, also with 356 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:50.240 Advanced Colorado, here to talk with us about eighty. Christy, 357 00:19:50.319 --> 00:19:51.240 welcome back to the show. 358 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:53.119 Hey, thanks so much. 359 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:53.400 Dan. 360 00:19:53.680 --> 00:19:55.720 Sure, And you know, all these numbers floating around, it's 361 00:19:55.720 --> 00:19:58.039 hard for people to keep track of. Please remind folks 362 00:19:58.039 --> 00:20:01.240 what eighty is and why it's so important, right. 363 00:20:01.720 --> 00:20:04.119 Yeah, there are fourteen measures on your ballot this year, 364 00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:06.880 so definitely a lot to keep drag up. Amendment eighty 365 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:09.720 is the school choice amendment that would put the right 366 00:20:09.799 --> 00:20:13.720 to school choice in the state constitution if it passes. 367 00:20:13.839 --> 00:20:16.480 And right now we are fighting the teachers' union on it, 368 00:20:16.599 --> 00:20:20.000 National Teachers' Union dumping millions of dollars in ads against it. 369 00:20:20.960 --> 00:20:25.440 Yeah, of course, right, because nobody would want to put 370 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:28.480 the kids first, right, And that's the Democratic Party. It's 371 00:20:28.519 --> 00:20:31.920 really perverted. I think the party has just become so 372 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:35.039 dependent on the teachers' union, and at this point is 373 00:20:35.119 --> 00:20:37.720 cry put the union ahead of the kids. You're obviously 374 00:20:37.759 --> 00:20:41.200 trying to help the kids. So how do you overcome 375 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:41.799 this kind of. 376 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:46.640 Money, right, No, exactly, And I mean for them to 377 00:20:46.720 --> 00:20:50.799 take out of state dollars out of teachers pockets, yeah, 378 00:20:50.839 --> 00:20:53.359 and dump it into Colorado and tell us we don't 379 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:56.160 need to protect our school choice rights here, you know. 380 00:20:56.200 --> 00:20:57.119 And I think I'm sure some. 381 00:20:57.079 --> 00:20:59.079 Of your listeners, Dan have seen their ads up on 382 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:03.160 TV saying that Amendment eighty would take away public school funding. 383 00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:05.920 But it's just patently faults Like the blue Book of 384 00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:09.039 the State Creates says Amendment eighty has a zero dollar 385 00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:11.960 fiscal impact and you can't get less than zero dollars. 386 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:16.119 Yeah. Well, isn't it so telling that this teachers' union 387 00:21:16.759 --> 00:21:20.400 doesn't want any competition? I mean, can you imagine Christy say, 388 00:21:20.519 --> 00:21:23.240 like me as a lawyer, say there was a law pass, 389 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:25.720 there can be no competition with me as a lawyer. 390 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:30.240 You know, first of all, all of us benefit from competition, right, 391 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:32.640 it makes all of us better. But they want the 392 00:21:32.759 --> 00:21:36.799 kids to be deprived of the benefits of competition and 393 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:40.240 free and fair market competition. So we're supposed to have 394 00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:42.559 it in cheeseburgers, we're supposed to have it in cars, 395 00:21:42.559 --> 00:21:44.640 we're supposed to have it in lawyers. But the most 396 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:47.759 important thing on the planet. Kids don't get the benefit. 397 00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:50.799 Of that, right, I mean, that's exactly what they say. 398 00:21:50.839 --> 00:21:53.720 And they love to talk about equity and diversity and education. 399 00:21:54.480 --> 00:21:57.039 I was actually added debate debating the vice president of 400 00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:59.359 the Teacher's Union about this last night, and that was 401 00:21:59.359 --> 00:22:02.440