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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco.

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<v Speaker 2>One on one one w jr R. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots right. Another reminder you might want to throw a

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<v Speaker 2>vote in for you say we play You get about

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes or so to swing by the jar our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. Vote on which rage against the Machine song

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<v Speaker 2>you would like us to play back at nine. The

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<v Speaker 2>one with the most votes will obviously do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Your choices are people of the sun. Testify sleep now

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<v Speaker 3>in the fire. Somebody who votes would in the sold

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<v Speaker 3>out my chemical Romance tickets. So gets you vote in

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<v Speaker 3>JR our Facebook page. It's still a little bit ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Tis the season for thievery. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a fact crimes go up around this time of year.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's Steven?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is a car thief in Jefferson County, Alabama.

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<v Speaker 2>David Steven, eighteen year old Darion King. He's being held

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<v Speaker 2>on a fifteen thousand dollars bond, charged with attempting to

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<v Speaker 2>elude a police officer and receiving stolen property in the

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<v Speaker 2>form of the stolen vehicle. Guess who busted him? No,

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<v Speaker 2>idea Santa Claus oh like a mal Santa. The Sheriff's

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<v Speaker 2>office said deputies were working a safety checkpoint detail when

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<v Speaker 2>they received the alert for the stolen vehicle in the area.

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<v Speaker 2>They located this stolen Nissan Ultima pulling onto this road

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<v Speaker 2>and when deputies attempted to stop the vehicle, The Sheriff's

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<v Speaker 2>office said, the passenger surrendered, but the driver ran into

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<v Speaker 2>a nearby wooded area and emerged only to discover a

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<v Speaker 2>retired deputy dressed as Santa working at a charity event

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<v Speaker 2>in the woods. No, it was at A guy ran

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<v Speaker 2>through the woods, emerged on the other side, came out

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<v Speaker 2>wherever this church was or whatever they have in the

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<v Speaker 2>charity event with the retired deputy dressed as Santa, who

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<v Speaker 2>jumped in and detained the guy until the cops caught

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<v Speaker 2>up with him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was kind of hard. I mean, the guy

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<v Speaker 4>he was young. I'm old, I'm sixty one, but dan

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<v Speaker 4>state caked in. I just did what I did, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I tasted him.

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<v Speaker 1>I grabbed him.

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<v Speaker 4>We took him to the ground and thanked him. My

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<v Speaker 4>cousin was right there to help, and we put his

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<v Speaker 4>hands behind his back and also got on top of

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<v Speaker 4>him and handcuffed him.

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<v Speaker 3>So we got a black Sanda add that, huh, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that sounded It was just an Alabama accent talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's black or nuts. I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking he was, And if he is, what does that

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<v Speaker 1>man doesn't matter?

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<v Speaker 3>J r R head a black stand out last Saturday

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<v Speaker 3>out of the lx Er Paramore. The When you said

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<v Speaker 3>the guy that he ran into the woods and then

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<v Speaker 3>Santa busted him, I was thinking, Uh, we got some

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<v Speaker 3>six Santah. He got off his mall job, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of Jim gim pops on the way home right,

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<v Speaker 3>and decided I might go in the woods and get

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<v Speaker 3>a little privacy. And he's back there, you know, a

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<v Speaker 3>very unsantle like thing. Yeah, doing it like Miss Claws porn,

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<v Speaker 3>which I'm sure you know Roll thirty whatever there there

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<v Speaker 3>is probably there's got to be as miss Miss Sampton porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I'm sorry, that's not cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't don't shame somebody's uh preference or kink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how many times we have to go over this? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're right, because I know that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a few quirks. I have a few quirks. We

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<v Speaker 1>all do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Some may find off putting, but that doesn't give cart

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<v Speaker 2>launch to just start criticizing.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see it, you know, having the wife dressed

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<v Speaker 3>up as miss Claws.

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<v Speaker 1>Just as glasses there.

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<v Speaker 3>They make you look old. Let's move along. I feel sacrilegious.

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<v Speaker 2>And really she starts talking about her chimney.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean like coal, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Chopings up a whole other category.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's move on to this potential headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week contender, shall we.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't have a long space to write it,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'll write small.

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<v Speaker 2>Go man who killed woman with can of beans for

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<v Speaker 2>tearing his Denver Broncos Jersey is sentenced.

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<v Speaker 3>That wins with can of beans.

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<v Speaker 2>You have me a beans man who killed woman with

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<v Speaker 2>cannov beans for tearing his Denver Broncos Jersey is sentenced.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, that's the best one we've had this month.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that the kid that was raised on Code

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<v Speaker 3>red and something that was better.

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<v Speaker 2>Pedro Simital has been ordered to serve fifteen years in

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<v Speaker 2>a state correctional facility in South Dakota after the forty

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<v Speaker 2>four year old killed a forty year old woman last year,

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<v Speaker 2>bludgeoning her to death with a can of beans after

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<v Speaker 2>she ripped the football jersey he was wearing, which happened

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<v Speaker 2>to be a Denver Broncos jersey. The circuit judge sentenced

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<v Speaker 2>to Pedro to the fifteen years earlier this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's he did play guilty the first degree manslaughter

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<v Speaker 1>beating her. I mean, this is somebody's life over.

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<v Speaker 2>And the attorney for the guy tried to argue that

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<v Speaker 2>normally the beat that the bean beat down would not

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<v Speaker 2>have been enough to kill the uh, the victim, but

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<v Speaker 2>she was in such ill health that it, shall we say,

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<v Speaker 2>sped up the process.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so he's trying to go with the angel of darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he wasn't trying to kill her. He didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>that she had. He's Kavorkian with beans. He's Kavorkian with

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<v Speaker 2>the Cannabians. I tell you, that's my guy.

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<v Speaker 3>The other headline this week that I wrote down was

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<v Speaker 3>a Buckingham Palace made arrest after drunken brawl at Christmas party.

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<v Speaker 1>Made at the Buckingham Palace. Yes, yeah, bought at the

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<v Speaker 1>Buckingham Palace Christmas party. Yeah, that's what I said.

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<v Speaker 3>So there was a drunken brawl at the Christmas party,

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<v Speaker 3>and so they made an arrest. Well this one, I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 3>nobody had a Broncos jersey on there.

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<v Speaker 1>So man who killed woman with a camp can stealing Broncocos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened at all. This went down at a motel,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, in South Dakota.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it sucks she's dead that that anyway, it's sake,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in a minefield.

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<v Speaker 2>Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles is probably going to

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<v Speaker 2>have to find another deputy mayor of public safety that

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<v Speaker 2>that guy. His name is Brian Williams. He has been

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<v Speaker 2>on administrative leave, although I think it will become permanent

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<v Speaker 2>leave if not more, after the FBI found in their

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<v Speaker 2>investigation that he was responsible for calling in a bomb

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<v Speaker 2>threat to Los Angeles City Hall. The deputy mayor of

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<v Speaker 2>public safety.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, they not even gonna argue this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just packing my bland of box. Why pray tell?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say? Why did no?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess he's denying that he did it. He was

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<v Speaker 2>immediately placed on administratively leave. The mayor takes this matter

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<v Speaker 2>very seriously, well, I would hope.

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<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 2>Initially, the LAPD investigated determined there was no immediate danger,

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<v Speaker 2>but following the additional investigation, it was referred to the FBI,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they dug in and were able to trace

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<v Speaker 2>it back and discover that he was the one responsible.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what's worse about a fire threat or

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<v Speaker 3>a bomb threat, A fire alarm or a bomb threat,

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<v Speaker 3>the actual threat or having to stand out in the

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<v Speaker 3>damn parking lot in the heat for like an hour. Gone,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is not conducive right now. This

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<v Speaker 3>this tie that they're making me wear with a long

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<v Speaker 3>sleeved shirt and khakis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in high school days, might have felt might have

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<v Speaker 2>felt equally as hot, but somewhat relieved that you were

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<v Speaker 2>at least staving off the algebra test, depending f right

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<v Speaker 2>in whatever math test it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Chintago Show one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 1>First question,