Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco.
Speaker 2: One on one one w jr R. But your freaking
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Speaker 3: JR our Facebook page. It's still a little bit ten.
Speaker 1: Tis the season for thievery. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: It's a fact crimes go up around this time of year.
Speaker 3: Who's Steven?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Wow, this is a car thief in Jefferson County, Alabama.
Speaker 2: David Steven, eighteen year old Darion King. He's being held
Speaker 2: on a fifteen thousand dollars bond, charged with attempting to
Speaker 2: elude a police officer and receiving stolen property in the
Speaker 2: form of the stolen vehicle. Guess who busted him? No,
Speaker 2: idea Santa Claus oh like a mal Santa. The Sheriff's
Speaker 2: office said deputies were working a safety checkpoint detail when
Speaker 2: they received the alert for the stolen vehicle in the area.
Speaker 2: They located this stolen Nissan Ultima pulling onto this road
Speaker 2: and when deputies attempted to stop the vehicle, The Sheriff's
Speaker 2: office said, the passenger surrendered, but the driver ran into
Speaker 2: a nearby wooded area and emerged only to discover a
Speaker 2: retired deputy dressed as Santa working at a charity event
Speaker 2: in the woods. No, it was at A guy ran
Speaker 2: through the woods, emerged on the other side, came out
Speaker 2: wherever this church was or whatever they have in the
Speaker 2: charity event with the retired deputy dressed as Santa, who
Speaker 2: jumped in and detained the guy until the cops caught
Speaker 2: up with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was kind of hard. I mean, the guy
Speaker 4: he was young. I'm old, I'm sixty one, but dan
Speaker 4: state caked in. I just did what I did, you know,
Speaker 4: I tasted him.
Speaker 1: I grabbed him.
Speaker 4: We took him to the ground and thanked him. My
Speaker 4: cousin was right there to help, and we put his
Speaker 4: hands behind his back and also got on top of
Speaker 4: him and handcuffed him.
Speaker 3: So we got a black Sanda add that, huh, I
Speaker 3: think that sounded It was just an Alabama accent talking.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's black or nuts. I was
Speaker 1: thinking he was, And if he is, what does that
Speaker 1: man doesn't matter?
Speaker 3: J r R head a black stand out last Saturday
Speaker 3: out of the lx Er Paramore. The When you said
Speaker 3: the guy that he ran into the woods and then
Speaker 3: Santa busted him, I was thinking, Uh, we got some
Speaker 3: six Santah. He got off his mall job, you know,
Speaker 3: a couple of Jim gim pops on the way home right,
Speaker 3: and decided I might go in the woods and get
Speaker 3: a little privacy. And he's back there, you know, a
Speaker 3: very unsantle like thing. Yeah, doing it like Miss Claws porn,
Speaker 3: which I'm sure you know Roll thirty whatever there there
Speaker 3: is probably there's got to be as miss Miss Sampton porn.
Speaker 1: Which I'm sorry, that's not cool.
Speaker 2: Don't don't don't shame somebody's uh preference or kink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many times we have to go over this? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right, because I know that you.
Speaker 1: Have a few quirks. I have a few quirks. We
Speaker 1: all do that.
Speaker 2: Some may find off putting, but that doesn't give cart
Speaker 2: launch to just start criticizing.
Speaker 3: I could see it, you know, having the wife dressed
Speaker 3: up as miss Claws.
Speaker 1: Just as glasses there.
Speaker 3: They make you look old. Let's move along. I feel sacrilegious.
Speaker 2: And really she starts talking about her chimney.
Speaker 3: You mean like coal, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chopings up a whole other category.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to this potential headline of
Speaker 2: the week contender, shall we.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't have a long space to write it,
Speaker 3: so I'll write small.
Speaker 2: Go man who killed woman with can of beans for
Speaker 2: tearing his Denver Broncos Jersey is sentenced.
Speaker 3: That wins with can of beans.
Speaker 2: You have me a beans man who killed woman with
Speaker 2: cannov beans for tearing his Denver Broncos Jersey is sentenced.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's the best one we've had this month.
Speaker 1: One of them.
Speaker 3: I think that the kid that was raised on Code
Speaker 3: red and something that was better.
Speaker 2: Pedro Simital has been ordered to serve fifteen years in
Speaker 2: a state correctional facility in South Dakota after the forty
Speaker 2: four year old killed a forty year old woman last year,
Speaker 2: bludgeoning her to death with a can of beans after
Speaker 2: she ripped the football jersey he was wearing, which happened
Speaker 2: to be a Denver Broncos jersey. The circuit judge sentenced
Speaker 2: to Pedro to the fifteen years earlier this week.
Speaker 1: Oh that's he did play guilty the first degree manslaughter
Speaker 1: beating her. I mean, this is somebody's life over.
Speaker 2: And the attorney for the guy tried to argue that
Speaker 2: normally the beat that the bean beat down would not
Speaker 2: have been enough to kill the uh, the victim, but
Speaker 2: she was in such ill health that it, shall we say,
Speaker 2: sped up the process.
Speaker 1: Oh so he's trying to go with the angel of darkness.
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't trying to kill her. He didn't know
Speaker 2: that she had. He's Kavorkian with beans. He's Kavorkian with
Speaker 2: the Cannabians. I tell you, that's my guy.
Speaker 3: The other headline this week that I wrote down was
Speaker 3: a Buckingham Palace made arrest after drunken brawl at Christmas party.
Speaker 1: Made at the Buckingham Palace. Yes, yeah, bought at the
Speaker 1: Buckingham Palace Christmas party. Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 3: So there was a drunken brawl at the Christmas party,
Speaker 3: and so they made an arrest. Well this one, I mean, look,
Speaker 3: nobody had a Broncos jersey on there.
Speaker 1: So man who killed woman with a camp can stealing Broncocos.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: This happened at all. This went down at a motel,
Speaker 2: of course, in South Dakota.
Speaker 3: I mean, it sucks she's dead that that anyway, it's sake,
Speaker 3: I'm in a minefield.
Speaker 2: Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles is probably going to
Speaker 2: have to find another deputy mayor of public safety that
Speaker 2: that guy. His name is Brian Williams. He has been
Speaker 2: on administrative leave, although I think it will become permanent
Speaker 2: leave if not more, after the FBI found in their
Speaker 2: investigation that he was responsible for calling in a bomb
Speaker 2: threat to Los Angeles City Hall. The deputy mayor of
Speaker 2: public safety.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they not even gonna argue this one.
Speaker 1: I'm just packing my bland of box. Why pray tell?
Speaker 1: Did he say? Why did no?
Speaker 2: I guess he's denying that he did it. He was
Speaker 2: immediately placed on administratively leave. The mayor takes this matter
Speaker 2: very seriously, well, I would hope.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Initially, the LAPD investigated determined there was no immediate danger,
Speaker 2: but following the additional investigation, it was referred to the FBI,
Speaker 2: and then they dug in and were able to trace
Speaker 2: it back and discover that he was the one responsible.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's worse about a fire threat or
Speaker 3: a bomb threat, A fire alarm or a bomb threat,
Speaker 3: the actual threat or having to stand out in the
Speaker 3: damn parking lot in the heat for like an hour. Gone,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is not conducive right now. This
Speaker 3: this tie that they're making me wear with a long
Speaker 3: sleeved shirt and khakis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well sorry.
Speaker 2: Back in high school days, might have felt might have
Speaker 2: felt equally as hot, but somewhat relieved that you were
Speaker 2: at least staving off the algebra test, depending f right
Speaker 2: in whatever math test it was.
Speaker 1: Chintago Show one O one one w j r R.
Speaker 1: First question,