Speaker 1: Broke Simulation. Broke Simulation. Welcome to Johnny woodar Presents Broken Simulations,
starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it, bang, look at
that dude, fastest draw in the West. We get in
it before anybody else does. We're in it. Oh yeah, Kasha,
I don't even know what that means. Man.
Speaker 2: Johnny ali G used to say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, oli G, I love it. You can't play blackface,
but you can play wigger face. You do love him.
Speaker 2: You love a disappointing human being, didn't he.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. He was crap. I mean what her
masker loves him. But it's like, oh my god. We
went to Arizona. We said we're gonna jump open this
giant mosque and everybody freaked out. I'm like, why don't
you do that next to your house and see how
everybody takes it. Oh.
Speaker 2: I think he's so I mean, I think he's very funny,
but he's just I mean, he is, he's you know,
he is what he is.
Speaker 1: But my favorite was like anti Semitism so bad. We
have to regulate Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. It's like, get out.
Speaker 2: Of here, your comedian. You're on the that's not yeah,
you're the.
Speaker 1: Guy who made fun of Yeah, it's like you can
totally make fun of Americans, but you make fun of
one little group and suddenly the world's burning, Like, get
out of here, just get out of here. Also, I
love Weby so much.
Speaker 2: Dude, the least him, he's get the least convincing Americans.
Did you win the Fantasy League? Congratulations Johnny? See how
fun that is to congratulate someone on their big win.
Not a twat, I congratulate you on your Johnny.
Speaker 1: Don't even bring it up. It's so annoying. I don't
even want to hear your stupid thing. You did.
Speaker 2: No, I said, I congratulated you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you, Johnny, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did win.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know. The NBA, though, that is kind of taking
the joy out of NBA Fantasy because guys like the
tanking teams now just all their stars aren't playing. So yeah,
one of those guys, you're screwed.
Speaker 1: They're great. Listen, this is what is early on in
the season. The crappy teams are great because they just
put up huge numbers and lose because no one comes
to play them. But then towards the end when they're
really trying to tank. They don't anyone play. Yep, it's annoying.
I mean everybody.
Speaker 2: Anthony Davis if they were in the playoffs right now,
he would be playing, of course he would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just sucks. The whole thing sucks.
Speaker 2: So I'll give you. I got a potpourri of options
for what the fuck do we call that? What's it called?
Hot topics? A couple of things. The Charlie Kirk thing
that just broke, which is, oh, yeah, crazy, is that
big you think we should start with. I mean, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Go into it, dude, go into it.
Speaker 2: So now, I've always been in the opinion that no
matter what comes out, this kid is doomed Robinson. But
if there was a story, I'll just read this headline
from the Daily Mail. Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk
did not match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson.
New Fort court filing claims again from the Daily Mail.
It's been reported widely the bullet that killed conservative commentator
Charlie Kirk did not match the rifle used by suspected
killer Robinson. There, I mean, I can't believe this came out.
You know that they let this out. This is kind
of the thing that you always suspect that just gets
swept under the rug or they swapped the bullets, oald
or something. So I mean, are you doing like a
digital victory lap on Twitter? I haven't seen your timeline.
Speaker 1: No, but just watching people now try to dismiss that.
That doesn't mean anything, you know, Yeah, And.
Speaker 2: I'm just like people saying, like, hey, just because it
doesn't match, that could be because they don't have enough
of it, or it's.
Speaker 1: Just anything not to admit they're wrong. That's what I believe.
Anything not to admit you got it wrong. You guys suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, I mean I guess there is some percentage chance,
but I.
Speaker 1: Mean, like, what puts him there except for them telling
us that he was there? Well, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean that you know, there's plenty of holes in
that video believe me. Yeah, for sure, that's what they'll say,
I guess, right, And then his text, which I mean
he's you know right.
Speaker 1: I mean what I mean, how do we know what's that?
If that's real? Who knows?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: But it's just I mean, this is oh god, what A.
What a surprising headline to see late on A.
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, dude, you're right, Johnny, they're never
gonna let him out. But this is so bad now
that I just don't even think they're gonna be able
to fake the funk on this one.
Speaker 2: Do you worry about them maybe epsteining him?
Speaker 1: I mean, but my whole point is that you're never
going to.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: Like if it was like, oh, he may not, he
may win his case, but everyone still thinks he did it,
then they would offer him or he had information, but
so obvious he didn't do it. I just think that
would be the point of killing him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess I don't. I mean, unless he
had some kind of information, you know, that could imply
somebody else's involvement or something. I could see that kind
of like Oswald, I think knew a little more than
he should have when he was saying he was a patsy.
I could see it happening. But oh golly, I mean
everything about the if you Okay, let's say you're the
person who works for the CIA or the deep state
and your job is to plan these kinds of events.
They're sloppy, dude, Yeah, That's what I'm asking, are you
is this going how you wanted it to?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not going at all.
Speaker 2: Right, Like all this Erica.
Speaker 1: Just watching everybody just doesn't mean anything. It's just like
no one can admit that they are wrong. That's the
worst part of everything. I'm like, I keep my head
on a swivel. Dude. That's I mean, I know on this.
Speaker 2: At first, I was, I mean because I saw the
text and I'm like, Okay, he's dead to rights. But
I mean as more stuff comes out, you especially the
Erica Kirk stuff, at first, I'm like, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, she's just getting murdered.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, and what was the did you see
that guy who's what's his name? Who's like is that
is he the guy who was like uh no, no, no,
the guy who was talking about like, well they reported
that she went on a shopping spree.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so that's the billionaire kid. That one's like, oh,
this billionaire he's telling the truth. Du I mean like,
I'm like, here we go with rich kids again, buy
just basically inserting themselves. Hey, that's literally how I start
to say I am the son of a billionaire. Yes,
and I'm laying it all on the line because I
just believe in truth and I might get killed for that.
I'm like, oh, why are you so dramatic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just I just again, I come back
to like, if you're running this plot, you should lose it.
You should be fired.
Speaker 1: You know you did. What about the guy and the
guy who ran the guy who ran the Michigan governor.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the worst one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just basically they moved out. Okay, dude, didn't
go the way you want to. Let's move it on too.
Let's while we move on to January sixth.
Speaker 2: It reveals to you how dumb they are though, like
a lot of them, even at the higher levels, they're
just not not smart people. Yeah, I mean, oh, here
it is Okay, this is this idiot right here. It's
so I mean, he really thinks he's coming down on you,
you know, like dropping a hammer on you with this ship. Yeah,
from our friend James. James Lee retweeted this.
Speaker 1: We love James Lee.
Speaker 5: I'm doing shop. She has just the clothes on her back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So tragic.
Speaker 5: And now they are conspiracy theorists putting out nonsense, Like
Erica went on a shopping spree. Nobody had clothes.
Speaker 1: I don't have clothes.
Speaker 3: I'd put scrubs on. We threw our clothes away. Now
you know, we had to go to the store in
my clothes. Yeah, but that doesn't stop the conspiracy theorists. Huh,
they say they know what happened. So later after eric
And meets with the doctors.
Speaker 1: So dramatic.
Speaker 5: This is maybe six hours after I see her in
the hall.
Speaker 1: She's a mess.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you can't take this too serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, and but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so dramatic stupid.
Speaker 2: Is that what we're supposed to believe? That they're just
running around their skivvies for a couple hours until they
got Like this guy's in scrubs and she's what just
got her?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What what are we talking?
Speaker 1: I'm running around it and tidy whities. I don't even
have briefs on.
Speaker 6: It's just I mean, my god, part of it I'm
supposed to do is that's meant to divide us so
that we aren't paying attention to other stuff.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Is it that bad? Is
it that obvious? Because for that reason, you know, because
it is, but it put a big split in the
conservative movement, especially you know, like the kirk Kites, I
would say, are pretty split on this issue.
Speaker 1: Ny, you love the kirk Kites what we call what
do you call it?
Speaker 5: Are?
Speaker 2: They're not really neocons, are they? Because what are you
just annoying?
Speaker 1: Whatever they are?
Speaker 2: But the Charlie Kirk branch of conservatism, what would you
call that?
Speaker 1: Evangelical?
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that, right, Although it sounds like he
was evolving, that's probably what got him.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's just so much. I mean, here's the thing, Johnny,
it's just like, why of them? Why don't people just
listen to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Get it?
Speaker 2: Is it right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How come you don't listen to the world's smartest
dumb guy. I would tell you what's going on. It's
real simple, Okay, real simple. It's it's and again, Johnny,
if you're watching Broken sim right now and you haven't
listened to the last episode of tim fole Hat, you're
missing out on a lot of evidence, a lot of
interesting to I'll tell I'll tell you that right now, Johnny.
You're missing on a lot of interesting takes. And uh,
you know this is all part of a prophecy thing. So,
and even even Erica Kirks Erica Kirk's role. Now, what
I will say about Eric Kirk, there's a lot of
people going, oh my god, she is so evil. I don't.
I don't think so. I just think she's being manipulated
at a very young age in playing a role. I
don't know how much say she has in what she's doing.
Like when you're an MK ultra sex kitten, do you
have any saying what you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it probably all gets framed as like opportunity, right,
you know, it's like, hey, we got a big opportunity
for you just coming here. And you know what I mean,
that's in a benign kind of packaging when it's presented.
I'm sure they're not like, hey, you want to traffic
you know some some people people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like go here, do this. That's it. No,
that's all that's all it is. Church.
Speaker 2: You want to marry a finetanding city.
Speaker 1: No, it's not even that, Johnny. It's just like, go here,
seduce him. It's like my bit that's been crushing. I
did it a couple of times. I even did at
the comedy store on a Tuesday night. That could get
rough at night. And it's about how pussy is the
greatest weapon of mass destruction, right, I mean you just
it just annihilates men. Yes, and you just can't fight it. Try.
You can try all you want.
Speaker 2: Catch up to you though.
Speaker 1: It just got it, dude, it's it's gonna get you
a barrel kudo pussy.
Speaker 2: You gotta get you don't get the poison out.
Speaker 1: Occasionally, I mean, dude, even billionaires get taken down by
like illiterate trailer trash, you know what I'm saying, Like
it's unbelievable. I mean one of the something King Solomon,
I mean that guy had everything and he met one
pagan chick and next thing you know, that Israelites are
getting kicked out Israel. One pagan chick with fire snatch
took everything down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's not the only time too, that happened in
the Bible. Yeah, there's other instances of.
Speaker 1: Some people bring up old jokes of mine in the
stripper in the wheelchair one in my c Yeah, going back,
people are like, are you ever going to do that
joke again? Like, yeah, if you give me a time machine,
I go back to being twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very that's your most physical bit that you can't.
Speaker 1: Do stripper in a wheelchair unless you have youth. I
go down, I might not come back again.
Speaker 2: Speaking of going down, Lindsay Graham went down to Disneyland,
Disney World.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what are we doing as a society.
Speaker 2: This is the craziest story, dude. He goes to Disney
World while the government's on a shutdown. He's got some
kind of was that like cotton cany or something.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's got. He's so creeping.
And you know they have those tunnels, you know, they
have the Club thirty three. And look at him, Rod
just walking around like an idiot by himself.
Speaker 2: Those ever show him with anybody like that appears to
be with him. There's a that was like a worker.
He appears to be by himself at Disney, which is
what do you always say about people go by themselves.
It's like creepers, right, dude.
Speaker 1: Anytime grown men are by themselves where anything, wherever children are,
they're shady. That's a golden rule in life.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, okay, this says as for the bubble wand
an eyewitness tells us he was holding it for a
little girl while she was in the bathroom. Maybe he
was there with somebody. Oh yeah, there's some people that
are there with him at least. What a creep though,
just walking around Disney.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: Just other random people on planes? Oh yeah, there's Bernie
Sanders going Ted Cruz. Ugh, Sam, what what do you? What?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 2: Sam? Just left? Huh?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 2: Sam had to go rubb one out to the thought
of Lindsay Graham alone at Disney. I guess how far
into the show are we? I want to talk about
uh now that Sam is back. We talked about this
on the episode that's about to come out, but we
didn't play the video, and this is going to be
our last episode before Easter, so I just thought we
should revisit the episode. I mean, the the prophecies of
Chris Bledsoe, because damn if they don't seem prescient in
this moment right now, I mean to a concerning degree.
Have you heard this recently? Sam listening?
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I have actually heard it. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7: To the Pentagon in twenty twelve when I told this
twenty twelve, one thing she told me it was when
you see Iran in Israel exchanging missiles, and I saw
it the way she tells me is a vision of
I see it like a living picture screen. I could
see the rockets flying and.
Speaker 8: All of a sudden, orbs appeared out of the ocean
everywhere free. And I told the government that's if you
if this happens, the orbs going to uppare and wake
people up and stop it.
Speaker 4: That's what she told me April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you know you've put.
Speaker 9: Yourself in at the Christmas it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be crystal Leedslow says, April.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty six is when it all happens. But I
can tell you this.
Speaker 10: When I told this to the government about twenty twenty six,
I just repeated what she told me. They immediately put
remote viewers on and all of a sudden, all the
remote viers are said, oh my god, twenty twenty six,
twenty twenty seven, something's going to happen.
Speaker 8: Twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: What will happen?
Speaker 8: The star will look the alignment she told me about
that the Star of Regulus would be on the horizon
in front of the sphinx. At that moment, there'll be
a new knowledge. Well, I had no idea this was
even possible, that these astronomers run up to the machines
and it comes out, and that star is going to
come up on the horizon in Easter twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty six, Easter twenty twenty six.
Speaker 8: I gave him a specific time, And it was with
Robert Grant that I told him about this alignment all.
And he's like, oh my god, he's been looking for
this ruby.
Speaker 1: This little ruby you.
Speaker 8: Have to find and place it between the palls of
speaks to make this event that he knows is going
to happen in twenty twenty six. I said, Robert, it's
not a rupee, it is the star of Regularly. He
looked say he said, oh my god, that's mister King's star.
Speaker 1: Why not you can?
Speaker 2: I love that You're gonna be in the South with me.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, We're gonna have to hold each other. I
might have to call my kids, just survive till I
can get back.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I don't put any stock in prophecy,
like modern prophecy ever ever ever, but damn if that boy,
if that doesn't seem to be coming into uh you know,
like coming into focus.
Speaker 1: So I mean it's crazy. Here's the thing about day
to really put yourself in a weird place. But he
seems pretty confident. Yes, you know, I get nervous. I've
been very vocal about this. Some of the people he
could talk to could be darkness. But I love them
the bloodshove, so I'm hoping and praying.
Speaker 2: It also means those entities don't know things. That's that's
the key, you know. That's how they fool people who
think they're communicating with the dead, because they still know
they have the knowledge of the dead. Uh So they
can pretend to be whoever they want. They can be like, oh, yeah,
to Graham, I remember when we went to Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Archons, right, yes, hey Grandma, your dad,
Come hug Grandma and her get her big uh no,
no tits and then boom, come on, hug Grandma on
her big peasant tits. Come on, hug, and then she
pushed your right back into the light.
Speaker 2: This guy wants me to be louder. I couldn't possibly
be louder. I'm Maxinani is.
Speaker 1: So freaking loud. Why is he so loud?
Speaker 2: I know he wants me louder, he says, but I'm right,
I'm eating the mic here and I'm I'm I got
the game.
Speaker 1: Guys, eat the mic man.
Speaker 2: Maybe turn your headphones up, bro.
Speaker 1: Turn your headphones up, dude, go get your ears checked.
The guy's screaming. He loses his voice sometimes.
Speaker 2: You know, I tell you a crazy story soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny, I'd love to hear a crazy, fun story
by you.
Speaker 2: So I heard that Paul McCartney was playing this super
exclusive two shows at the Fonda, uh this weekend. I
heard about it about a week ago. They had a
ticket lottery. I signed me and my girl up. We
both did not get tickets, and they said, like hundreds
of thousands of people applied for these, you know, a
couple of thousand tickets. Yes, it was very you know,
very difficult to get a ticket. So I was like,
all right, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Did you just give up Willie Wanker's chocolate factory. It's
never gonna happen to me. No.
Speaker 2: I did not give up. And that's the moral of
the story. Sam I uh started hounding anybody who mentioned
that they had a ticket on Reddit on Facebook, like, hey,
if you have an extra what's up dude?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: And then I posted on Reddit like, hey, looking for
a ticket on this place called la list, where you
can post that you're looking for things. Uh, dozens of
scams contacted me.
Speaker 1: Hello Johnny, dude, Steve from Though.
Speaker 2: One of the guys even recognized who I was, and
he was trying to scam me, but then he felt
bad because he knew the podcast, and then he was, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Johnny. So the swarm tried to scam you, dude. Yes, yes,
it was cool, Brose listening.
Speaker 2: By the way, some of the want scam. The scam
swarm wants you to go back on Legion skanks too,
So that's what the guy told me. He's like, tell Sam,
the scammer told me to tell you to go back
on Legion gangs.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do it right now, call them out.
Speaker 2: So then I got what I thought was the universe's
consolation prize. I got invited. I got to rs VP
to this exclusive Weezer show on Friday. They played the
top of Hanano's that little uh surfs in Venice Beach.
So I got I ran across town. I had like
an hour's notice. It's forty minutes to drive to Venice
from where we are.
Speaker 1: Johnny, were you into making love to your fake girlfriend
and then you realize you had.
Speaker 2: That he was working? It was the afternoon. Uh, so
I got.
Speaker 1: Does your girlfriend ever think somehow you're some vigilant because
you're always just taking off somewhere mysterious, that's what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she thinks that for sure.
Speaker 1: I'm a bit Johnny. Are you some kind of vigilante
from the show Daredevil just trying to save the streets?
Speaker 2: That shows? Good dude, that's a good show.
Speaker 1: That's a good show.
Speaker 2: I love. I love just a vigilante kicking ass, no superpowers?
Speaker 1: Really, Yes, Johnny's girlfriend is in France, that's true. Me
Before so I got down there.
Speaker 2: Front row for that great view. Uh it was super cool.
Speaker 1: Did they throw drumstick near you and you have fucking
knocked out a grandma for it?
Speaker 2: No? No, but I met a couple of people. They
were also trying to get tickets to Paul McCartney. Uh,
it was just everybody in town was trying to get
a ticket. And then that night, the night before the show, do.
Speaker 1: You think that the uh, the lawn maintenance guy that
works on my house, do you think he was trying
to get a ticket to Paul heard every How about
the weirdo Israeli's next door. Were they trying to get
into Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine they were. Yeah, they probably did.
Speaker 1: At How about the Mexican gangster that just parks his
car and from my house. No Mexicans, no Mexicans. How
about Armenians who just shut down there a couple of Armenians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a trouble arms because surely, yeah, that boy,
they're in trouble.
Speaker 1: The people are shading.
Speaker 2: It would be an Armenian recession if they take down
the hospice industry in La. So that night, about midnight,
I get back and I see because what I did
was I would search on Google Paul McCartney ticket and
search like the past hour, and somebody posted on Reddit, Hey,
I got a ticket, can't go? I want to sell
it on Reddit. Now every scam listing says this, but
I still contact them. I contact this guy and he
seems kind of normal. Because here's the thing about these tickets.
They're non transferable. So for you to go to the show,
you literally have to get the username and password of
that person's ticket access account. Their ticket account and go
as them, and he knew that. All the scammers were like, no,
I'll just transfer it to you. All you gotta do
is PayPal me the money, bro, and I'll or zell
it to me and I'll transfer it to you. This guy, though,
was like, no, you're gonna have to meet me, and
you know I'll have to give you my log into
my account. So I'm like, okay, sounds promising, and so
we met each other on Instagram first digitally seemed like
a legit guy, but I'm still like, okay, we'll see.
He also I offered him much the tickets were going for,
like six thousand dollars was the cheapest ice all on
stuff up people trying to sell them at first, the
first one that when it was like thirty grand, then eighteen,
and then it finally got down to like six I
think before the show. So I go meet this guy
on Hollywood Boulevard. Totally normal guy. He's also in his
fantasy basketball championship. Super just a super sweet dude, totally
and I was planning on trying to pay him via
PayPal goods and services, but I could tell he was
like not trying his scamming. Gave him the cash, so
I get there. How much it costs you, Johnny, hundreds
not thousands. I'll say that I get there right. The
only concern is that if they check IDs this guy
whose name is also Johnny, by the way, what are
you doing that I would have to pretend to be him.
I don't have his IDA, obviously, and I don't look
like him, So if they were checking id's, I'm screwed.
So I get there at three o'clock. The show's not
till eight, but it's GA so I want to be close.
I get there at three o'clock. I'm just waiting in
line all day by the fund talking to this lovely
black security guard lady she's getting. She's like, hey, now,
tell me, as a man, if you don't text the
girl that you're dating for two whole days, is that
making any sense to you? And I, like, I just
gave I was giving her relationship advice, Johnny, what'd you.
Speaker 1: Give Sassy Black? What was your advice?
Speaker 2: I told her? I said, it's a matter of respect.
You have to decide if you believe what he's saying.
And she says, he say his phone is broke and
I'm like, well, is phone broke? Yeah, yeah, it is broke,
but he also be playing video games. And I'm like, okay, well,
I mean you got to ask yourself, do you bet?
Speaker 1: Does he have a job?
Speaker 2: Does he have a job, Yes, he can let him go.
Speaker 1: Lady, need to find a guy with a job.
Speaker 2: Now, that's why I told her. Yeah, that's basically what
I told her. As a spirit of that.
Speaker 1: Listen, ladies, you got a lower your standards, okay, guy, Like,
it's just unbelievable, you know, lower your standards. How old
is she?
Speaker 2: Probably my age, like thirties, late thirties, something like that,
mid thirties, something like that. Yeah, and he was. The
thing was it's a long distance relationship. So he's in
San Francisco, so they're kind of depending on communication.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so Paul McCartney shows up about four four thirty,
people go nuts. He walks in the front door, even
though he doesn't have to taxt photos of everybody. The
guy from KTLA is trying to get tickets, like begging people.
Every five minutes, somebody walks by asking for a ticket. Dude,
got any extras? The only person I saw get one
was this smoking hot chick, the hottest chick there. She's
the only person I saw I get a ticket that
went by asking. I saw her come by later and
she was like, well, this bag work? Can I take
this in? So she obviously got a ticket. There was
a guy next to me that had a friend that
was offering ten thousand dollars inting.
Speaker 1: By the way, Johnny, why didn't you give up your
ticket ten thousand dollars? You give me three thirty percent.
We both be great.
Speaker 2: So about six thirty they finally let us in. We
get in, and then we still have to stand for
another two hours eight thirty until the show starts. So
I'm thirsty. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day. Right
before the show's about to start, about fifteen minutes before
all these celebrities start filling up the balcony, dude. And
then in the area behind Larry David Taylor Swift was there,
Harrison Ford. The hottest of them all, by the way,
is Dakota Johnson. And that chick is so hot.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know, look it up. If it's that
blonde chick that fights in every scene, I'll fight you
Johns the girl from Fighting Ye hard.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's the girl from fifty share.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Put it up so I can get hard.
I podcast better rock hard. Oh yeah, you just like mids.
Speaker 2: She's not mid bro.
Speaker 1: No, got me, You're such a midr.
Speaker 2: It was like Steve Corell was there, Stephen Tyler, Ringo
was there, Margot, Robbie Paccino was there, Steve Correll, Reese Witherspoon,
Elton John's job.
Speaker 1: If a bomb dropped on that there, I might get
a Netflix special. That's the only way I'll ever get
a Netflix special. Bomb there.
Speaker 2: Dave Grohl was there, Anthony Keatis, it was like Owen Wilson,
I mean just every literally everybody in Hollywood was there.
And then about ten minutes before the show starts, this
little Mexican guy that kind of like Johnny Bettencourt tried
to weasel his way up to the front where we were. Yeah,
and dude, I've never seen a guy get mf as
hard by a woman in public as that guy got
this woman just like you.
Speaker 1: We've been waiting here all day.
Speaker 2: Get your grass back to the back. You're a piece
of shit for trying to push everybody all the way.
And she shamed him dude, and he just tucktail and
went back to the back like she humiliated. I felt
bad for the guy. I was like, all right, I
mean whatever. And then maybe five minutes later, a six
foot four black guy in a black trench coat with
a little waif model blonde chick in tow starts forcing
his way, just slamming people out of the way, pushing
people out of the way with his elbows to the middle,
right next to me, on my left shoulder, and people
were like looking at him, like, oh, but because he's black,
they're like not as aggressive as they were with the
little guy.
Speaker 1: I would have gone nuts, dude, cause what's he gonna do?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: You just gotta how much you pay for your ticket again, Johnny.
Speaker 2: He's hundreds of dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred, Like you can't say the number?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I mean it's embarrassed. I don't like
to talk about money. I'm from the South.
Speaker 1: Six hundred more than that, nine hundred, yes, yeah, yeah,
something like that. Okay, So okay, so I look up.
I would have bit a dollar Johnny.
Speaker 2: It's it's fucking seal.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: With his hot girlfriend who was his assistant. I found
out later that he turned into his girlfriend. And he's
just in there, bullying people out of the way, and
people look and they're like, oh, it's Seals. So there
are people.
Speaker 1: Could you tell by the craters on his face?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't miss the guy. In fact, the guy
goes and ask him, you.
Speaker 1: Will say, his face looks like Gaza right now.
Speaker 2: This guy behind him goes, excuse me, are you Seal?
He goes, yeah, some of the time, I am. And
I can hear him talk to his girl because people
are still kind of pissy, goes, don't worry, babes, it
will calm down.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then man, he's really really running off. Well, dude, win.
Speaker 2: The show for all the people behind him, like he is.
This dude is huge, bro, and none of the huge
he's six foot four at least, Yeah, and none of
the people behind it wearing like a black trench coat
and a tall black hat like a ball cap, and
none of the people behind him could see he totally
ruined it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he's sitting next to me and I can hear
him talking and he's like, hey, we are babes in
the thick of it. He was stuck to be there
Seal and he sang every word. He sang like an angel.
So I got a concert from Seal. He missed some words,
but I got a concert from CEO. Yeah, every word, dude. Next,
So I got Seal singing like harmonies next to me
and Paul McCartney like ten feet in front of me
on stage.
Speaker 1: How did you take a picture with him?
Speaker 2: No pictures? They had those bags, those Yonder bags, dude,
nobody could take pictures. Uh it was. It was a
great Seals a piece of shit, dude, I mean, just
a dickhead. Everybody there, uh left with a worse and
so yeah, anyway, I had the people, A couple of
people I told that story too, had their own Seal stories,
like being cut off because he lives here in LA
and apparently he's just an asshole because he cut I
thought to one person he cut off in traffic. And
then somebody else said that they like he did something
shitty on a golf course or something. I can't remember
what it was, but yeah, so Seal, big piece of shit.
The show was amazing. H got very lucky with the
ticket guy came through at the last minute, the very
last minute. For me, it was awesome. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't believe so Johnny breaking news steals a real.
Speaker 2: Asshole seals an asshole. I mean a real asshole, dude,
I'm talking about waited until right before the show starts
and just bullied people out of the way, big bodied
them out.
Speaker 1: Of the way.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: And the chick was she like a ten.
Speaker 2: I can show you who it is if you want
to see.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know the actress, the adult I just started, Johnny.
Speaker 2: You can just it used to be his assistant, is
what I was saying. Uh, it's it's this woman that
shows up when you google his girlfriend right here.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Johnny, you just started singing steal songs.
Speaker 2: She was so apologetic too. She was embarrassed. She was like,
oh my god, I'm so sorry everyone. It's this woman.
Speaker 1: That's his chick.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, it's his girlfriend, I think. Yeah. She was like,
oh my god, everybody, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh god, how do you sleep with seeing that that face?
I mean, who's the candy man? Geez, Louise?
Speaker 2: Did you know women don't care about that.
Speaker 1: They care about I know he's famous, he's probably got
rude on him.
Speaker 2: He could sing, Yeah, dude, he can sing. He sang
like an angel voice of an angel. He knew most
of the words. That didn't stop him not knowing the words.
But yeah, a real asshole, bro. See you anyway, that
was a crazy That was a crazy, real l a weekend.
I've never been in a room with so many famous people, dude.
The biggest pop though, was for Taylor Swift showing up,
even more than Paul McCartney coming on stage. Every girl
in there was like freaking out when Taylor Swift walked in.
Speaker 1: Does they show him on the screen.
Speaker 2: No, it's a small room, dude. It's like everybody's just there,
and so she walks in.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's Travis Kelce?
Speaker 2: There was her Her ex boyfriend John Mayer was there.
Made for some awkward Everybody's like, oh my god, it's
John Mayor you know John Mayer.
Speaker 1: I listened to his uh serious radio show. I mean Channel.
It's great. He's great, great music. When you have kids
in the car, it's a really great, great, great, great,
great great Channel. Dude, Johnny, that's great. What was your
favorite song, dude?
Speaker 2: I probably nineteen hundred and eighty five. I've always liked
that song in.
Speaker 1: The Johnny sing a little for us so I can hear.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: Way, come on, Johnny sing, Johnny the listen, dude. Look
at the comments section. They're going nuts. They want to
hear you sing, right, Johnny. They're calling you a trader, dude,
damn trader. I just saw a trader. You know, you
just call me a trader.
Speaker 2: There you go, I sing. Oh my mic dropped out.
Oh man, I did sing, though, I promise.
Speaker 1: Singer Boofa in Johnny Finger boof is in.
Speaker 2: No, don't don't we do Lucy's on this We do Lucy's.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm getting Lucy right now.
Speaker 2: We do Lucy's on this show.
Speaker 1: I just put lucy in.
Speaker 2: You should know that by now. Uh So. Yeah, anyway,
that's all I wanted to tell you about how Seal
is a big dickhead.
Speaker 1: I love that, Johnny. That was a fun story.
Speaker 2: Well it was not fun for everybody there, but.
Speaker 1: I mean, Johnny, who cares. You got to listen to
Paul McCartney in uh uh a fucking closet.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: There there's seats. No, there's no seats there right just about. Yeah,
that's why I saw Macaalka and they came out and
they were singing. They opened up with bread Fan and
I was like.
Speaker 1: This is the greatest day of my life. We'll probably
get kyper Right struck for that because I nailed that.
I nailed that, dude. People, they don't believe your story,
Johnny unbelievable. Why would Johnny lie about such a cool story.
If he could pick any famous black guy, why would
he pick Why would.
Speaker 2: He pickbody nobody saying him laugh?
Speaker 1: Why do you pick Seal? Why wouldn't he go Will
Smith guy from mercle.
Speaker 2: Let's see what else do we have we should give me?
Speaker 1: If you give me, give me that one out of
the dog.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I love What was that off? Reload? I
used to I stole that album from my friend when
I was a kid.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Johnny, I gotta keep an eye on
you because you steal from friends.
Speaker 2: Well, no, he would steal all my CDs. So finally
I was like, all right, asshole, I'm gonna steal one
of yours now, And I stole Reload.
Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine, she's so hot in college,
and she started tweaking and I just watched her steal
CDs from me. I'm like, are you stealing CDs from me?
I don't care how hot you are. I don't know.
Probably need something to do to speed off of.
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Speaker 2: Just your boner just kind of bouncing around, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I try to do naked helicopters this week, and
I just couldn't hit it. It takes a lot of
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Speaker 2: Shower too, and you're not much of a shower, right,
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Speaker 1: No, But when I was hard, I was just having
to be hard and I just try to like put
a little work in. You know, if you want to
master something, you gotta do it a thousand times to
make like that. It's very hard. It's not as easy
as you think it is.
Speaker 2: Well, but when I am hard, it's just like this,
there's no doubt to it.
Speaker 1: It's just like, man, no, but I'm hard. But I
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Speaker 2: Oh, side to side.
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Speaker 2: And the hard what it is, you know what I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: Naked helicopters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because tworking, apparently is not an easy thing
to do. It's it requires like some kind of.
Speaker 1: I think that's who told you that? Why what?
Speaker 2: I've seen white women try to do it and I can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they got no coordination exactly.
Speaker 2: It requires coordination. Precisely what you said about the dick thing.
I have to ask the follow up question, the obvious question,
for whom were you trying to.
Speaker 1: Helicopter myself in the mirror or what? Yeah, just with
a boner, So you were not in the mirror with a.
Speaker 2: Boner trying to get for yoursel Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Why not, Johnny, when you and I are supposed
to get better. Not when I'm from an audience.
Speaker 2: Not much going on? But Tavia, huh Well, I mean, like.
Speaker 1: I only did two shows for an hour, Johnny, What
am I gonna do with the rest of my time?
Speaker 2: I know now, I know exactly what you're doing helicopter
in your dick. Were you in the bathroom or in
the bedroom, like in the stand, like the full full
length mirror? What were you doing? Yeah to all of
both of those, which one.
Speaker 1: I was just Johnny. I was just looking down and
just seeing if I could make it go, and I
just couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: That's a boy, that's a picture to have. Everybody will
be going home with that today. If nothing else, You're
welcome a mental image of Sam.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You want to see something that I pulled just for you.
I'm hoping you haven't seen this. Uh it's a guy
like a Spanish streamer. Who uh have you seen this video?
Saycal my family, I gotta refresh it.
Speaker 1: But I mean.
Speaker 12: You're going on social room my my family saying no, no, no,
my family.
Speaker 4: No, I ain't no fan, I ain't no fan, bro,
I ain't no fans say my niggas say I'm sorry?
Are you he's my friend? No?
Speaker 12: No, no, no say I'm sorry. No you're short, No,
you're sorry? I s no, this is this is what
I don't like for the bond. Right, you said, my nigga, No.
Speaker 4: You said I'm sorry. Right, I'm sorry for saying I
say sorry. Just move on, said my nigga. You heard no?
No mean seconds to apologize? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like it's just so crazy. He
said sorry like five times. Yeah, what a piece of ship.
I've been great. If you just stopping an n bomb
right there at the end, just walked off. So I've
seen videos where I see this, Things like this like
happen so in China, Johnny, the word form is literally
the N word, right, so you know, yeah, I know
because they're I mean, it's just the most it's a
retard test, it really is.
Speaker 2: I mean, listening for soone got it?
Speaker 1: Congratulations? Look at that got a tower gang in there. Dude,
you know how hard you have to work to get
that done that no one else jumps in. That is
a That is a feat That guy that's like a
babe Ruth walk off.
Speaker 2: I agree. Congratulations to whoever that who was this? Hold
on Gore? What does that say? Gorra Im gorham Vach,
gorham Vach. Congratulations to gorm vouch There Now someone says
that video's face it could be fake. Yeah, I didn't
give me fake vibe, but it could. I I thought
for a second it could be fake. But I'm just
you know, at some point, we just gotta let we
gotta let it happen.
Speaker 1: I'm personally, Johnny, So I'm trying to put together my
my I'm trying to put together my special I'm coming
up with some names.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
Speaker 1: Villain is one?
Speaker 2: I thought you already had a name. Wait, hm, I
don't care.
Speaker 1: Is another one. I got a couple of names that
I came up with. The jester. Now, did Chris Rock
say something about the messenger.
Speaker 2: Let me see, uh kill the messenger?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I always think, don't kill the messenger. But that's
too close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you're right, that's that's too close.
Speaker 1: So that isn't it. I was gonna go with a
really weird one, which was lighthouse, but that doesn't that
that's my Everyone wants a lighthouse and to see a
ship that's gonna go. I just got all these other things,
maybe just called pussy.
Speaker 2: Handy that I know, Johnny, I could, Yeah, you're told
you I could. If I wanted you to, I would
say you could definitely can't, and then you would. I'm
sure what else? There was something you said earlier though
that I that I didn't hear on that list. I
thought you hadn't won earlier that you Oh no, that
was what you were calling that crowd work thing. Never mind,
I was thinking what x G said the other day,
what was it? What was it? What are you calling
the crowd work thing that actually had like a malaprop
or He reversed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, monkeys, thrown ship, he said, ship throwing shit
at monkeys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thrown monkeys.
Speaker 1: I'm not against it, Donny. Uh So I'm doing crowd
work this weekend and I go to this guy. He's
a Cubs fan. He's got the brightest colored Cub shirt on,
which I don't know if you've heard that, like supposedly
like facial recognition can't read shirts read people that have
certain shirts colors. Have you seen that like like that?
How it's like it just looks like, uh, like a
short circuit almost.
Speaker 2: On their face. Oh oh, you're talking about those kind
of reflective things that you can wear in like a hoodie.
Speaker 1: But there's also something about your shirt too, like if
your shirt is certainly like blocks it.
Speaker 2: It mess up the face.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, something like that. They can't read you. So
maybe it's a hoodie you put over your face.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I've seen them.
Speaker 1: So he had a shirt that looks like that, right,
he So he were he has a shirt that reads that, right,
that reads like that? And he starts telling me a
story about how he today was going to Cubs game
and on the way a woman was in distressed. Because
he's a nice guy, He's like, I'm gonna go and
help you. What's up. She's like, I can't get in
my house. I lost my keys and he's like, she goes,
are you a locksmith? And he said yeah, which is
totally a guy move right. Whatever it takes to close
the deal, right. So he's like, yeah, yeah, I can't well.
Speaker 2: Being on an audition, you know, just like yeah I
can drive a car, yeah.
Speaker 1: Totally whatever. It's like what Mitzi's like, are you Syrian? Yeah,
totally Syrian, love my Syrian grandma. Right, whatever you need
to hear. So he's like, yeah, I'm a locksmith. And
then she he's like, I can't get it. Is there
another way? She goes, can you lift me into my house?
And he's like sure. So they go over to the window.
She he opens the window, he goes the lift, and
she goes, hold on, I gotta take something off. She
was a double amputee. She took off both her legs
and he lifts her in. He hands her legs after
and she's like thanks, Hi. I'm like, dude, you didn't
hit it like that. When you're a hero like that,
you should be able to hit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's also it's not like she's where's she going?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, where's she going? So I told them, dude,
you know the angles, you could work with two nubs.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: And the best part, Johnny, is you do missionary and
you use the nubs kind of as as like I'll
know stilts to hold you up, and then you could
work freely without your hands.
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Oh? It depends on too, like how the nubs have healed,
you know, like are they gnarly? Are they all scarred up?
Speaker 1: A dude? They shave them down like a bowling ball,
so they're like, it's marble down there, right, And then
I go, dude, you hit it.
Speaker 2: Prosthetics? Do you want nubs or the prosthetics on? You
just want the nubs on nubs.
Speaker 1: I don't want robot legs near me. And then, dude,
the best part is you hit it and then you
could rob her. What's she gonna do? You just rob
the place? Just load up, dude, and what's she gonna do?
Chase you down?
Speaker 2: That's right. You put that ass to sleep, and then
if the ass wakes up, what's she gonna do? She's
not gonna catch you. You just take your leg yeah,
you put one of the just take one of the legs.
You just put one of the legs in your duffel
bag and you got it. You're done. She's gonna hop
around a little bit. Oh that's the worst, dude, not
having two legs, bro like that.
Speaker 1: No, there's way worse. I'd rather have half a legs
and no arms. No arms is way worse. How do
you function? How do you wipe your own ass? Oh?
Speaker 2: That is interesting? Okay? Would I rather have no legs
or no arms or one of each?
Speaker 1: Probably one? No, No, I'd rather be cut off at
my knees, both of them. Yeah, And I'd rather have
my two arms. Okay, And then you just get those
robot legs and you're good to go. And you know what.
Women are attracted to men with handicaps. Have you heard
that they've done studies on this. Yeah, because it means
you overcome obstacles and that turns them on.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they get off birth control they're like,
oh gross.
Speaker 2: Is that the thing that uh? Is that the one
that that changes their hormones so that they're attracted to like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like bad boys. And then they get off
it they're like, why am I. You hear stories of
women who get married and then they stop taking birth control.
They're like, oh, my husband's disgusting and they get married,
they get divorced.
Speaker 2: That's horrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you you gotta get your chick off
birth control to fight off it's really working or not well.
Speaker 2: And you think about it too, right, like when did
they normally get on birth control when they're trying to
have a kid? Obviously, so that's when like you're married
a couple of years and you finally want to try
and then your your girl is just like disgusted by
your presence. Oh what a nightmare, What a nightmare. I'm
sure that must have happened, right, because that is I
heard the same thing, you know.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I've heard it. Oh, I remember chick a
long time ago. That shit happened to.
Speaker 2: Me, that happened to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were hooking up all the time and then
she got birth control and she's like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Did you put it together then or did you only
realize it in hindsight that it was.
Speaker 1: No I realize. I'm like, oh, she told me she
was getting off birth control, and then it just the
fountain shut down?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what else is going on?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want to talk about Palm Beach Pete?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, Johnny, Oh my god. So you
you still think Dan Yaw, who's alive? I don't want
to get into it, Okay, all right, go on tell
me about Palm Beach.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, all those reporters saw him in the room.
I think he was alive. Then he could have died
since then, I guess. But now there could be a
body double. Now, but are you saying that there's not
a body double for sure? Like if there's somebody who
looks just like him, a clone or something, I can't
say possible.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying Johnny like he gives all these
press conferences, he gives all these press conferences and then
she but he's never with his wife ever in any
of these videos.
Speaker 2: And he was in a room full of reporters the
other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I just I'm just saying you I think, yeah,
I think he's dead. I really.
Speaker 2: I mean, if if he is dead, there's a clone
of him that's going to press briefings, that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, dude, it took like seven days to
get the clone going. Yeah, anyways, go back to this.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is this is from that guy Mario,
So this is he pulled this from and this is
true in the Epstein files. Now, what they were meeting about,
purportedly was the like transitioning those creepy emails about transitioning
kids and stuff. But he Epstein did meet with like
the top plastic surgery facial reconstructive cores.
Speaker 1: Dude. And how about the fact that what's it called
palm beach Pete was a totally different guy before.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's very strange. It is a bold Now
this is someone comparing their faces. Now, I didn't realize
Epstein had that deep thing on his lip, that kind
of furrow there on the yas whatever that's called. Uh,
but man, that is that is gripping. Like what are
they bold enough Sam to do this?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent? Johnny so crazy one hundred percent. Now
I don't know if the picture that they're using of
Jeffrey Epstein is real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 1: Because like, is this Epstein picture in the is this
bottom one reel? Because he did this video here? Are
they just like trying to make an Ai picture of that.
Speaker 2: No, but it is in that ground though. Look it's
a different I.
Speaker 1: Know, Johnny, you could look at that, you could look
at the there's a lot of like the fence is
the same all the ship when you look lower.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: But this one on the left is always Epstein. See
that tree that's not these that's all Epstein on the left,
and then this one. Do you see what I'm saying?
So the trees are always just in the Epstein thing.
And then up here at the top on the left
is Epstein and on the left here is Epstein. Yeah,
I mean, so do you you you think that could
be him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you think it is put a probability on that
it is him?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: What do you put it at?
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. Thirty maybe, I mean it's
just so so bold.
Speaker 1: But Johnny, the thing is, this is like this guy
suddenly everywhere like why is he on Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel's done some of the weirdest shit, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but why is he on Jimmy Kimmel? Like why
is this guy? Like anybody else is like where was
I talking about it? Like? What do you go?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My God, this guy looks just like Hitler. Welcome to
Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel's show, Dave Dolph Klittler Clittler, Like, they're
mocking you.
Speaker 2: One Quitler. That's what they call the guy who did
the genital mutilations in Africa. Klitler, Jeez, what a horrible Yeah,
you know, you're right, You're right. Uh, it's it's just
doesn't add up. There is so much about it. It
doesn't make sense from the coincidental like photograph, you know,
like people just encountering this guy random. I'm like, oh,
here looks like Epstein. Let's let's put him on the internet.
I don't know. It's maddening, I dude.
Speaker 1: And now he's got a private jet. Then the smoke
shows putting out videos. I don't even know if they're
real or not. But she's so hot. So I'm like,
oh my god, you're so hot. I'm just what I'll
show you. Hold on, Johnny, just chill your butthole off.
My buttle is always cool, Johnny, Just chill your butthole. Seriously, dude,
just chill your butthole. Okay, just chill it. Just chill
your butthole. Oh no, they took it down, Holy ship.
Speaker 2: That usually means that it's closer to reality.
Speaker 1: Damn, dude, they took it down. Bro. That's see. If
I I can't find my social media phone, that's why
I wanted to find it, So you don't have it,
I can't find But basically, this chick is saying that
his quote unquote daughter or granddaughter looks exactly like this
Russian chick that's missing. It's very weird.
Speaker 2: What's the suggestion, what's the implication there, sam.
Speaker 1: That maybe he didn't maybe he's still into that stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh I see, oh no, that's no good that.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, this guy's like, yeah, it's a party
with Yeah, I have a I have a private jet
now too. I'm living. The house looks you know, the
house looks exactly same. I mean, dude, what a giant
f you? That is right? I mean, nobody, I mean
you got I'm sorry, but you gotta be a real
fool to think this guy off himself when all of
reports are the day before he was jolly uh he
they were allowing his his fucking lawyer and chicks that
hang out in his cell. Dude, Like, come on, man,
does this sound like a guy who's worried about being off.
Speaker 2: And the payments to the guard.
Speaker 1: Ah, dude, dude, listen to me. Here's what we've learned, Okay,
that Zionists are what the media, the media and Hollywood,
and I don't know who runs them. I don't know
if there's any patterns there. But I have tried to
convince you white people and white white nationalists Christian nationalists
really are. It's just a fact. I mean, they're elitists,
their tribal they like they're they're bigoted as shit, and
it's just the truth. And people can get upset with
me saying that, but it's just coming out. So the
problem we have right now is that there's this faction
in it. And I'm not saying they're wrong, but there's
this faction that is saying all the criticism of Israel
is feeding into the prophecy. And I'm not saying that's wrong,
but what I'm saying is, but they're doing it right.
It's like it's not just trope shit. It's like straight up,
straight up like videos of this awful stuff. Now, Johnny,
I normally give you shit, Okay, Okay, I was giving
you crap on a timfol hat because you're like, how
do we know they're really getting attacked? And I'm here
to say I apologize because I think there might be
something to what you said.
Speaker 2: There Israel, yeah being shipped like wrecked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe they're not getting wrecked.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe this is all theory I sent you that
I because I did look into it. Is they the
Chinese government has had this live stream of Tel Aviv
on YouTube since before the war started, and you never
see anything on it. The city looks totally in those
smoke plumes going up. Now they're not allowed I heard
that you'll see the camera cut away occasionally and they're
not allowed to show the interceptions of the because they,
I guess said they don't want the Iranians to know
how effective their accuracy is. Uh, but yeah, it's you
know when they were when you would see on Twitter
that it was supposed to be just a wasteland there.
I would go on it on this YouTube and it would,
you know, just be crickets.
Speaker 1: So my old thing is is why if they're getting
pummeled so badly, why are they still attacking other countries?
You think they would pull their resources in to defend
their their country. It's just I've never seen anything like this.
Speaker 2: So my Israel or yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
know they're I mean, it could be also that they're
just ready to go, you know, go out guns blazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're getting annihilated, and why are they
taking out, that's like you punching me and then me
punching x G. It just makes no sense.
Speaker 2: No, you're right. You saw that story this week that
where they were like, if we put boots on the ground,
they're not prepared to put boots on the ground. Did
you see that?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I mean, dude, you guys, Johnny. I don't
know what it is, and I'm gonna enjoy the ride
while i can. But for some reason, I've been going
off Twitter like multiple million view tweets. I don't know why.
I think I kind of get it, but it's incredible
to me. I've never ever experienced this in my life,
and I'm only going to enjoy it for a short,
short time, you know, because I know eventually the shut
down I'll be sad. But Israel says they're not going
to send troops into Iran, which means they just want
American troops to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they said they won't. The IDF won't join any
US ground operation in Iran.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, what are we doing now? What
are we doing? Why are we doing this?
Speaker 2: Well, we're the bitches of of the Israeli government apparently,
I mean right, our government is their bitch. That's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get it. I just I don't understand
you gonna be a Christian Zionist at this point. I
just don't.
Speaker 2: Are you tweeting that right now? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 1: No, I just had to send something quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I agree, Yeah, you've I mean.
Speaker 1: Don't get it. People think it's about oil. It's not
about I mean, I know, the the straight of her
moves is about oil. But really this isn't about oil.
This is about prophecy.
Speaker 2: Trump gave that away. He gave that game away. He
shouldn't have said what he said, but he said, you know,
we're energy. We can produce enough energy to take care
of ourselves if we have to. Uh he said it
himself yep a few days back. Uh So, yeah, I
don't at the boy.
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy, dude, right, it's crazy.
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this time, I mean that was years ago. He was
saying that shit bro for the first time, he said,
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Speaker 2: Jd Vance is just on a lie lie tours.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he's just They're all full of it.
Anyone who's beard is that manicured is full of shit.
Speaker 2: He's prepping for both his presidential run and for a
project Bluebeam. It appears this was him with what is it? Well,
this is reported by Disclosed TV, but I'm not sure
who he's talking to here. This is him talking about
Alien Sam, tell me what you think you're.
Speaker 1: Going to release? All the UFO files.
Speaker 2: We're working on it. It's funny.
Speaker 13: When I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO
files and then you start getting really busy worrying about
the economy and national security and things like that. But
I've still got three more years as vice president. I
will get to the bottom of the UFO files. Have
you have I what have you done?
Speaker 1: A peak?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 4: So I actually haven't.
Speaker 2: I have not, and I have I.
Speaker 13: I have not been able to spend enough time on
this to really understand it, but I am going to.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I'm obsessed with this. I've already had a couple.
Speaker 13: Of times where I'm like, all right, we're going to
Area fifty one, We're going out to New Mexico. We're
just sort of get to the bottom of this. And
then the timing of the trip just didn't work out.
But trust me, anybody who's curious about this, I'm more
curious than anybody. And I've got three years of the
very tippy top of the classification.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you haven't been in an Area fifty one yet?
Speaker 4: Not yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hang right, your eighteen right. I know I've heard
that as well, but I don't know. I haven't looked
into it yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well we're waiting for it.
Speaker 4: Saw.
Speaker 2: I don't think there.
Speaker 4: I don't think they're aliens. I think they're demons anyway.
But that's a longer discussion.
Speaker 15: I can't let you go with Barack Obama is on
this podcast and he goes, LANs are real, but like,
here's where they're not. And you know, so Obama says,
he gets asked put like alien are aliens?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I think, he goes, but they're not an
area fifty one? And well where are they? That what
he says, Right, there's a great question. So you think
they're demons.
Speaker 13: Well, look, I I think that celestial beings who fly
around to do weird things to people. I think that
the desire to describe everything celestial, everything is otherworldly, to
describe it as aliens. I mean, every great world religion,
including Christianity, the one that I believe then, has has
understood that there are weird things out there, and there
are things that are very difficult to explain. And I
naturally go when I hear about sort of extra natural phenomenon,
that's where I go to is the Christian understanding that,
you know, there's a lot of good out there, but
there's also some evil out there. And I think that
one of the Devil's great tricks is to convince people
we never existed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like we all, I mean right now.
Kurt Metzger's on Danny Jones. He has a clip that
went almost four hundred thousand views of him basically saying
that they're demons. I think their demons. We've always been
saying that people have no clue of the realm we
live in. It's just it's so dumb.
Speaker 2: What's jd Vance's end of that?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 2: Why has he come out and say that now?
Speaker 1: Because he's playing to the Christians.
Speaker 2: Right, But isn't the whole point of Bluebeam is to
make us think that they are not demons, that they're
from another planet, so that we have this kind of
come together moments, as you know, under a one world government.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's also they're losing the right. They need
to bring the right back. They're losing the right. I mean,
like these eighties.
Speaker 2: And no, they have one hundred percent of Mega support.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you believe they said that? Like
how do you ever listen to these dumb asses? Again?
Do you ever listen to him? Hey, dude, weren't you
the guy that said weren't you the guy that said, uh,
Trump had one hundred of Mega. You're like, yeah, I
wouldn't even listen to you when it comes to what
you want to order to eat, you piece shit. I
wouldn't listen to you when it comes to the weather.
If you were standing outside, okay, go f yourself. And
then you hear Bill Maher's dumb ass. I mean, Johnny
Dana got mad at me when I said he was
retarded in the crowd. I missed a moment to tell
him to go fuck himself at the comedy store. I
would have been banned for life.
Speaker 2: What do you say?
Speaker 1: He's like Israel. Every war Israel's ever fought fought is
a defensive war. It's like, get out of.
Speaker 2: Here, defensive war. Yeah, he's a full blown idiot. On Israel,
for sure, I defend him in a lot of ways.
But on Israel, I mean, he's just he's you know,
he's from that background. Even though he grew up Catholic,
He's not like he didn't grow up Jewish. But he's
just he's always been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, all these atheists data. Did you find it?
My fault my social media phone?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you lost your phone again?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I lose it every time in this freaking house.
You think it's a ghost, yes, or I'm just retarded.
Either way, it could go either way. Yeah, somebody forgot.
I forgot, dude. Thank you for reminding me, guys, what's
happening to you? Thank you so reminded me. Dude. We
gotta get back the basics on this show. Unbelievable, Dude, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Here's David Lynch's watch, by the way. I was talking
to you guys about that last week. There's David Lynch's
watches and David Lynch's sweat right there on.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, that's a nice watch that you paid ten
grand for.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't, Tinger.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that.
Speaker 2: He's only a few hundred bucks. The one before this,
By the way, they got on the news that they
were selling it sold for like five thousand dollars a
couple of months ago. I got this for a few
hundred so look at that.
Speaker 1: But are you're not showing me anything.
Speaker 2: I already put it up there. You weren't looking.
Speaker 1: You can't say look at that, and that showed me.
Speaker 2: I had it up there for a good long time.
Speaker 1: Honey, will you ever wear that? Or is that going
to say?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: At first I thought I would wear it, and then
it got here and it's just it. I mean it's
literally covered in like his skin cells and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, are you gonna slow stroke it to it? No?
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not like that.
Speaker 1: I just I don't you are like that, Johnny.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 2: I mean there's a long history of watches being handed
down over the generations and preserved. You know, you get
like Steve McQueen's watch out there. I think Paul Newman
has famous. Oh no, no, I just think there's something
kind of in it. It's like an artifact of uh,
you know, Hollywood that I think is interesting. I don't, Yeah,
I don't. And I love David. I mean, David Lynch
is probably the only Johnny.
Speaker 1: If you could buy, if you could buy Bruce Lee's
last cup, would you wear it? Would you? Would you
buy it? The last cup you ever watched? Warren a Kuma.
Speaker 17: Te No, No, I don't, I don't, But Now, if
you told me I could get like, yeah, I know,
would you?
Speaker 2: Would you get his jockstrap? Sam?
Speaker 1: Yes, it would probably be a small jockstrap because he's Asian.
Speaker 2: Well, you it doesn't matter. You're gonna wear it on
your head anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: That's true, Johnny, That's totally true.
Speaker 2: What are you? You were about to show us something?
What is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? I wanted to see if I had that video,
if I saved it for you to see.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god. While you're doing that, we can
look at this now. This is video that came out
a couple of years ago, but it's finally getting its
due on social media. This is net Yahoo telling the
truth because he thought it wasn't going anywhere and proving,
you know, the entire premise that he caused all of
this ship with Hamas. That's happened. This is and I'm
only showing it as I said. It came out a
couple of years ago, but it's going megaviral right now.
Ben Swan reported on it. This is net Yahoo confessing
to propping up Hamas and coordinating all of their activities.
Here we go.
Speaker 1: The public Blamestaho turned down your thing, mute. You is
the one who fed the beast.
Speaker 9: He did not create Commas, but he fed it. Who
is against peace and who is against having a Palestinian
state dealt with Hamas for a long time as a
strategic friend.
Speaker 1: Why do they sound like Dracula?
Speaker 2: Yeah, now he's for If you're listening, he's saying that, yes,
we have enemies. I prop them up, I confuse them,
I feed them information, and then I whack them over
the head. Basically, it's what he said there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he forgot to prop you up. Part is thirty
thirty million dollars a month.
Speaker 9: It was important for him to keep Gaza under the
control of Hamas and keeping there was back under the
control of Yea, preventing them from being UNI in any way.
In order to do so, Nathaniel was all the time
helping Hamas to survive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, dude, he's a real piece of.
Speaker 3: At the same time that he was under investigation, he
arranged for Hamas to receive thirty five.
Speaker 1: Million dollars every month from Qatar.
Speaker 18: Nathaniel can't give them money by himself, is well, will
not give money to the Ramas.
Speaker 1: You cannot even trust for this money.
Speaker 18: Through banks, because even the banks don't want to cooperate,
so you they Israeli Prime Minister needs to beg this
small and very rich country Katau to give money to
our enemy.
Speaker 9: The suitcases of money was given to Hamas under the
request of Benjamin Nathaniel personally and because they Aarians knew
him from the beginning. They were asking him to send
them his requests writing because they knew that he's going
to lie in the future.
Speaker 13: He allowed more than one billion to be transferred to
the hands of.
Speaker 8: The Hamas because he believed that he can control the
level of hatred.
Speaker 1: It's nonsense.
Speaker 4: He cannot control the flames.
Speaker 1: About the two women in the hole? Should along? Did
so many good to me? Your strategy was keep from
us there. We can the Palestinian authority on the West
Bank sustain the extremists. We can the moderate.
Speaker 2: I can't show that. But uh yeah, it's I mean
that was at the end was dipshit bragging about how
he you know, knows how to handle this. Suh.
Speaker 1: You mean like what everyone's been talking about for like
ten years. I mean, dude, this is my whole thing.
When when when everyone's like, well, the the oh my god,
the the uh the you know, the Muslims are dangerous,
and dude, I'm Armenian, Okay, I know. I know what
Muslims can do, all right, I'm not an idiot. I
have a tattoo of that day. I would show you,
but my guts so fat. All right, So I know
what Muslims can do. But the entire view of specially
gen Z gen X millennials is all based off of
El Qaeda, all based of ISIS, and we're just finding
out it's all. They're all paid mercenaries. And before you
start killing these guys and think they're the worst people ever,
they come from areas where there's no economics, there's no economy,
there's nothing they can do. The only jobs are mercenaries.
And now you have Israel calling for the assassination of
the guy who replaced the SOD when they inserted the
guy that replaced the SOD. Yes, it's all, it's just
all the Greater Israel project, Johnny, you said it, right,
The Greater Israel project is Kevin Bacon of conserracy everywhere, right,
I mean it's everywhere.
Speaker 2: I don't And they've they've done this brilliant trick where
they've made any criticism of them by like Normi's uh
sound you know, they've turned that into anti semitism. So
it's regular people are afraid they even say what is
obvious because you know, they don't want to be they
they they live in a world where that that is,
you know, a black mark, like being a racist. So
so they're afraid, you know, to speak up.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's like right now, everybody's talking Sharia law.
Everyone's afraid of Sharia law. Nobody's afraid of no hide laws.
And those people are meeting with with politicians. I mean,
that stupid idiot in a wheelchair in Texas are passing
anti semitism laws. Alison again, we all love each We
love Dana, I love Dana, I love Miss Short I
love I love Jews. I love Jews. But what a
bunch of pussies. I mean, like all you you know,
I got this bit of everyone's retarded, right, everyone's retarded.
And I go through everybody, I go through everybody. I
literally can't come up with a Muslim joke because they're
all so hacky. We've been just racking these dudes since
nine to eleven. Anything I said is gonna be said
a thousand times. Look at that.
Speaker 2: I thought this was fake, by the way, I had
to look up that this wasn't Ai. And in fact,
it's so not Ai that there are like ten of
these from the past where he met with these same guys.
This isn't the only one. He's done this a bunch
of times. Oh, this is me trying to buy a grill.
Speaker 1: Here, Johnny's buying a grill a marketplace. He's that shady
He's gonna get the grill and then just get robbed.
Speaker 2: Uh no, no, no, no, look at this dude. Yeah,
but I mean it's the d uhad Yeah, yeah, remember
the one.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, they're just a loving, peaceful group. You're like,
da have Donald's in New York City, Like, what are
you talking about? You see Steven Spielberg's mom meeting with
the hag. My son is Steven Spielberg. You know, it's like, yeah,
you see the videos, that's the guy that young man
yah who meets He's like, you got to speed this up.
I'm so fucking old, I need to see this happen.
Let's go speed it up.
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a creepy video.
Speaker 1: It's such a creepy video. Oh.
Speaker 2: Here it is Steven Spielberg's mother meets with famous rebbe
Leah Adler.
Speaker 15: Uh he in the Milky Way restaurant.
Speaker 19: My dear husband, and I would like to have rocks
for all my children and grandchildren.
Speaker 4: I'm Steven Spielberg's mother.
Speaker 19: Also the bill Steven Spielberg, the famous film director, is
my son. Yes, and it's all here. Yeah, a good
good news only to go from strength about splendidish guys
in good mood, not success.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just a loving people, like you know,
the cars for kids thing. We're gonna help disadvance children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Yeah, it's just and they don't. I don't.
It's a very it's a very tense moment, isn't it
right now?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's the best moment ever. And maybe
it ends with all of us dying, but that's gonna
happen anyways. But I think we're getting to the point
where everybody is starting to realize there should be no
protected classes everyone. No one's above criticism, no one's above comedy.
And we're getting to the best, best time ever. And
I love it.
Speaker 2: And we I mean we didn't I wanted to get
this last week, but I mean this ties right into it.
We reported, or we talked about. We reported got my
journalist cap On, we talked about the reports of this
crazy lab that was set up by a Chinese national
in Vegas and they had like a California warehouse where
all this creepy like ebola and shit was going on,
and they were supposed to be manufacturing or no, no,
they were selling. And this ties into a conspiracy. You've
had sam about you don't trust those instant COVID tests, Well,
they were repackaging Chinese COVID tests and passing them off
in that lab as American COVID tests. So in that
lab with all those like weird diseases and stuff in
like containers, and we found out that the guy who
whose name is on the uh the least for that
place is a fifty five year old Israeli citizen by
the name of or Solomon, and he was also arrested
in that That was a follow up too, so that
now even that crazy lab has ties back to Israel.
At that story that just kind of got swept under
the rug a couple of months ago. So I mean,
when you've been saying for years. Dude, you don't trust
those instant tests.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, dude, you know when I got tested
because I was my back it was against the wall.
Was when I came back from Missouri and oh no, no, Wisconsin.
I come back, I get an email from my dem
manager and they're like, yeah, I tested positive COVID. I
gotta let everybody know. And I just freaked out because
I thought legally I could be held accountable because that's
how crazy it was. I've told the story. But so
I go to get tested and they shoved something so
deep down my fucking nostrils. And then then I'm at
home and fifteen minutes later, I get a call and
they're like and the guy's talking to me like he's
about to tell me that my dog passed away. He's like,
I just I don't know how to tell you this, man,
but you got COVID.
Speaker 3: MA.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you so dramatic, dude? He's like,
you just got COVID. I go, okay, I was just there.
How did you get that test so quick? Oh you're
so new speed? Okay? Did I just knew it's full
ship even though I had go tell everybody.
Speaker 2: By the way, you also have AIDS. No big deal,
but you you?
Speaker 1: I mean I had AIDS before that.
Speaker 2: So we covered the when the first video of Iranian
lego propaganda went out. Now we've had a couple of
follow on videos seemed that seemed to be directed at
one person, the president. This is this is one of them.
Just here.
Speaker 1: Oh, bro, I mean this is just pure fire. I
mean they're crushing him.
Speaker 2: Do you want to kind of narrate it? What's happening here?
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, I have something else to say.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to stop the video?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, So have you heard the new thing about cash Ptel?
Speaker 2: Well, I saw the video. Now the video is not him, Unfortunately.
Speaker 1: I'm him dancing.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not him.
Speaker 1: Well, even if it was, I don't give a shit, right,
But so the whole thing is that some hackers hacked
his email and god, his porn like thing, like everyone
doesn't watch porn like this is my problem with society
is that you know, it goes again, Johnny, back to
this whole thing. You know. No, it's this whole thing
where it's like I just saw another video of a chick.
So there's these guys. Now, that go to like Miami
Beach and they just tell chicks they dressed like whores,
and the chicks go crazy and pissed, and then of
course what they call them gay. But these are the
same people that like love gay Pride Month and they
can't wear enough rainbows and they're like, you know, love everybody,
and then they use it as like a slur to
like try to diminish somebody. It's like that, lets me
know what you really think, totally right. So that's my
opinion on everyone going off on cash Betel because of
his poor Oh my god, he watches porn. You mean,
he's a grown man, and everyone seems to be doing that,
and the ones who don't do it can't stop telling
you they don't watch porn.
Speaker 2: I agree, yeah, and I mean it's I honestly, I'm
surprised he didn't get hurt more than he did. I expected,
you know, the guy gets high up in government, you
expect him really nasty shit to come out, all right,
he watches porn like okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so this is the interesting thing. Right. So during
Trump's first administration, there was a story that came out
about John Brennan bragging that the CIA could hack anybody
and anything, right, Okay, could hack anything, and they would
blame it on hackers.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: And that's why I think it's happening right now. I
think they're trying to take I think they're trying to
take out cash Hotel because remember what Cash Hotel said
before he became the FBI, the FBI, he was like,
day one, I'm going to the FBI, of course, turning
into a museum. They don't forget that shit what Chuck
Schumer said, they could get you eight way sideways. Now
he's don a one to eighty on everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, what do you think about somebody who says
this like there? Now, Dan Bongino, we definitely do you
think Cashptel's been a scam? What do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if he's been a scam. I
don't know if either of those guys, let's say, were
necessarily scammed before they got in, but they saw something
and they just one eightied it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree.
Speaker 1: And again I was saying this the other day to somebody.
I think it was on the the Whatever This Is
podcast on my premium content that you could tell if
somebody's lying all the time based on the amount of
followers they have, meaning has their audience dwindled insanely right
like Cat like Dann Bongino, Ben Shapiro. They've lost their
entire audience because they're on the wrong thing, of the
wrong side of everything all the time. Tucker Tucker's goes up,
Cana Zwon's goes up. Everyone can say whatever you want
about her, but the numbers keep going up.
Speaker 2: Tucker might run for president, dude. They're trying to get
him to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that would fit into a CIA plant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, dude. I think this is all game.
I think the whole thing with Cash Pattel is they're
trying to They're just trying to fucking take him out
and destroy his reputation.
Speaker 2: By these lego videos. Just crack me up. We don't
there's not really the audio is just music because they
for this one. So it's uh, it's showing like dramatic
images of Iranian missiles flying into these cluster munitions.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then uh BBI is just grasping at Trump's leg crying,
and then here come all these missiles just destroying Israeli
air bases and US military fuel depots, the Prince Sultan
Air Base, whatever that is.
Speaker 1: There's see, it's so crazy that they realize the best
way to push propaganda just let go. It's through kids entertainment.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. It's targeted just that Trump. They're trying
to show Trump.
Speaker 1: It's targeted at getting Americans to go, oh my god,
they're killing our kids and we're getting ran by idiots
and they're totally winning. You know, City Bank is Saudi, right,
you know that that's why they hit a city bank.
I mean it's just sad, and like, how do you
move forward as the leader of the nation when the
nation that you're trying to protect says they're never going
to send you, never going to send their own troops.
It's so fucking disgusting, you know, it's just disgusting to me.
And here we are staying this shit. You know, they
just super disgusting to me. That's my opinion. Guys, go
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Speaker 2: Near the Facebook.
Speaker 1: Guy, No, I'm a Johnny. You sound echoe echoey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, maybe it's coming the wrong mike streaming
or it just sucked. Yeah, it should be good.
Speaker 1: Now, Yes, there you go, Johnny, There you go, Johnny.
Speaker 2: I gotta get going, all right, let me we gotta
do the Yeah. Anyway, there are a couple more. There
was one that showed them, did you see It showed
bb and Trump worshiping Ball, like going down into hades
basically and worshiping Ball. Monny and propaganda. They and they like,
they show them like hanging out with Epstein and they
have missiles that they're painting, like revenge for Epstein or
for his victims. On they're really like plugged into Yeah,
what kind of the anti war movement is also the
vibe that we're on, yes, which I mean it does
concern me that maybe they're part of their propaganda.
Speaker 1: I mean they all could be working together.
Speaker 2: Bleeding into this a little bit. Yes, did you see
Whitney Webb Sam?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then everyone push back on her, and then
she was kind of like, well I did have time
to explain myself.
Speaker 2: Oh is she said that? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you go to Whitney's Twitter.
Speaker 2: Okay, and we're talking about the Joe Kent thing where
she was talking about Joe Kent. Uh, this was she
was saying, Uh, kentson intelligence officer and a top CAA guy,
be careful in trusting former spooks who come out of
nowhere and are saying what you want to hear. Anyway, Basically,
the first Trump administration defined the rising domestic terror threat
because after nine to eleven, they've been building all this
infrastructure for a war on domestic terror. That's what you've
been saying too. Every administration has advanced it, Democrat and Republican.
So who are they saying? The domestic terrorists are the
anti Semitic right leaning populists I worry when people from
the exact nexus that existed in Trump's first administration come
out and are trying to get right leaning populous, in
particular to do things the Trump administration itself, even if
no one else agrees with the definition, would define as
anti Semitic. So she thinks we're kind of being whipped
into this, uh, you know, fervor by people who want
us categorized as anti Semites so that we can be
treated as right wing terrorists. What do you think about that?
That we're kind of being led by our nose by
these guys, like guys like Kent to our doom.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. And then Nick Flintes went
off on her. He looked that up, just went off
on her. And here's the problem. There's a history of this.
It's like goes back to Freemasonry. When they need a hero,
will supply them, When they need a villain, will supply them.
You know, we'll supply that too. I mean, it's not
like Whitney's like just reaching for straws. There's a history
of this. That's the whole thing about Edward snowden Is.
They came over from the CIA to the NS from
the CIA to the A and then they were throwing
the essay under the boss because the CIA wants control everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the CIA is at war with the government as
well as its own people. Okay, I got there's an
N word. I gotta watch out for him here. I'll
try to be careful.
Speaker 16: Is the role Advance will play. And it's funny that
Whitney Webb doesn't see any of this.
Speaker 1: Hey, numbers, mute your ship.
Speaker 16: Go you see Whitney Webb's take. Whitney Webb went on
Jimmy Door, it's a show for idiots.
Speaker 1: Okay, stop webtop it. Why is he gotta say that
about about Jimmy Dore.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous. And again, yeah he is
he this is old him, old habits. I mean, Jimmy
Dor said very nice things about him. What is Jimmy
Door a show? Why is Jimmy Door a show for idiots? Why?
Speaker 13: Why?
Speaker 2: Because he's a former Democrat?
Speaker 1: Know who's I mean, like, it just doesn't make any
sense that Jimmy Door is. You know, Jimmy Dore's full
blown conspiracy theorist now reaching a giant crowd, and it's
like this gets into this thing where people who have
been banished to the dark realms have to start rap
beefs with everybody, Like Jimmy Door is not the guy
to go after Winny Web isn't either, But let's hear
what he has to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta and again there's an N word. I
gotta be careful of here, so I'll try not to play.
Speaker 16: So the reason that Joe can't resigned is because they
want to groom far right terrorists for pre crime. It's like,
you fucking idiot, So for you, everything just is one thing.
Every question has the same answer.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 16: A CIA officer wrote this letter, why did he resign?
Pre crime? Pre crime? A false flag pre crime? That's
all you got? One trick pony.
Speaker 1: You What isn't he like? Dude? It's it's like, I mean,
this is a guy that told everybody to go into
the Capitol on January sixth, Like what are you talking about? Dude?
Who funds you? Bro? I like Nick Flints. I think
he's great, But again, this is like this the scorpion
and the toad. You know, that's what I do. Like
you're sitting there acting like they don't fucking do this.
And that's not the plan. Of course, it's the plan.
The plan is always uh national uh national terrorist, domestic terrorism.
It's always been the plan. And it's so funny because
I'm watching this, I'm watching I'm watching uh Daredevil. It's
all about black bagging people. Yea, like again that like
they tell you what they're doing. It's all about black
bagging people. And then this guy's like, oh, dude, that's
your only know what do you mean that's your only no?
Witty Ond's only no is domestic terrorism. I mean are
we talking.
Speaker 2: About I'm with you, dude. Did you see those weird
tweets that the White House put out like a couple
of days ago, where like it was just like a
glitchy thing that said like sound on and it flashed
for a couple of seconds, and then they deleted it
and then there was here's a story. CNBC posts about
two mysterious videos posted to the White House's official X
and Instagram accounts on Wednesday night generated buzz online. With
the purpose of these short, vertically shot clips unclear. One
video was later deleted. The first video, posted around nine
to fifteen pm Eastern Time, appeared to be filmed on
a smartphone with a camera pointed at someone's feet, and
the four second long video, a female voice can be
heard asking it's launching soon right, A line of text
appears on the screen saying sound on. The video was
later removed from the White House account and deleted from
Instagram roughly ninety minutes later. The second short video, posted
at ten pm Eastern, showed a black, staticky screen with
a phone notification sound playing an American flag was visible
in one frame. The post included emojis of a smartphone
and sound. There was no indication of the context of
the posts, which racked up millions of views. I'm sure
you saw them. Yeah, it's almost what what was it?
What was what were those posts? What was I mean?
Speaker 1: It was It's all about heightening anxiety, getting everyone freaking out.
I mean it's always that. Remember the thing in the
sky that was going around everywhere? Is it gonna come
to earth? What happened with that?
Speaker 2: Here's the here's the video of the last one that
didn't get deleted, And that was if you're listening, that's
not that was part of this thing. It was and
it tells you. The tweet says, hey put your sound
on and then play this and then you can see
like some glitchiness and just a little one frame of
like maybe one or two frames right there of the
American flag for a second, like in with like some
VHS tape effect overlaid. What on earth is that?
Speaker 1: I mean, play it one more time. It was pretty fast.
Speaker 2: Well yeah you can. I mean you can't see unless
I slow it down. It's do you see? It's just
it's nothing. It plays that ding sound like people's phones,
and then it's just glitchy American flag. That's it. I
don't see any words or anything.
Speaker 1: But there's one where it's, uh, it's dropping tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Well no, that there's that video that they deleted that
says it's launching soon, right and it's pointed at Yeah, yeah,
they deleted that one. I can I'm sure somehere, but
that one. What is What are they doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They're trying to anxiety.
Speaker 2: I thought I had it up. I'm sorry, okay, yeah,
here's the frame of the American flag. Uh yeah, but
usually they're a little I don't know, less obvious about
heightening anxiety.
Speaker 1: I mean, Dana, I mean Johnny, I don't know why
he said, Dana, Johnny. They are they are losing everything,
Like you know, there's this whole thing that the elites,
whatever they want to do, we're all immatically going to
do it. It's all amatically going to happen. And I'm saying,
I'm just telling you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, somebody's in the comments saying they're launching a website,
you idiots? What webs How is that launching a website?
Speaker 1: I mean maybe they are the doc the alien dot gov.
That's a great answer. What what all right, Johnny? I
know you got your butt hurt, but I think he
might be right. Yep, that might be it, dude, that's.
Speaker 2: Arangement launched it. Aliens dot gov is not up. Yeah,
there's nothing at that ur l if you go there,
it's not that. What website? Say what website? If you're
in the comments and you said it was a website,
what website is it?
Speaker 1: Alien dot gov?
Speaker 2: No, but it's not up. I just went to the web.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not up yet. But maybe that's what
they're talking about.
Speaker 2: White House app.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they also have a white House app that dropped.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean this person says it's about Snapchat.
Speaker 1: He's gonna drop some fucking ship on Snapchat.
Speaker 2: Okay some website they're saying it's an app that tells
everybody your location. That's great, Okay, well I would not
download the app.
Speaker 1: Okay, Johnny, go through. You got stories. I gotta go
with my kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the super chests.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, can we be faken? We just tell just
real quick, up, Mark, let's play one of your episodes
and see how riveting it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, he's in time out. Just be nice in
the chat.
Speaker 1: Please me.
Speaker 2: You know we got enough ship going on you guys.
Speaker 1: We love you guys. I mean we're trying to we're
trying to solve crimes in the dark.
Speaker 2: Hair nice jeezh justin foulezone, says Annie. Up boys blinds in.
I think that was probably the beginning of the episode. Yeah,
we're here, We're all in, buddy, h Cody Rossy, just
one a little shout out there. Shout out Cody, our friend.
Cody would never write anything mean, uh JB, says Sam.
Please come to Redd in California. I would love to
see uh. I would love to see you. Lived before
I no longer get the chance, live before I no
longer get the chance. You on your death I hope not.
I hope not been a fan of tf H since
the beginning. Love you bro, Love you out. JB. You
hope you're all right? Man Trey from Philly, paypeg life
Sam looking forward to Raleigh. Oh, you come down from fun?
Speaker 1: Should be fun.
Speaker 2: I might be there. I might be there, I hope.
So choke on Wax says, do you guys think the
government will bring up cryptids since they're acknowledging UFOs? Also,
would you say there is more cryptid eyewitnesses than there
are people that have been abducted? Well, that's a really
funny little question. So would you say there are more
witnesses to cryptids than there are people who have been
or claim to have been abducted.
Speaker 1: I think probably that's a great question, haven't. I don't
have the answer.
Speaker 2: Probably more people have seen like weird shit in the forest. Yeah,
for sure been abducted. I would say this guy's that
tweet from afore san speak louder, but I want to
read it a seven one two Coldgate shout out Johnny
is Morty, thank you for that. Let's choke on Wax again.
I appreciate that. Got mm hm new etn knwit Gung Clan.
What what does that say? Can you read that? What
is that name?
Speaker 1: New Tang Clan?
Speaker 2: And you got the patch Star Force has sphinx. Oh,
the patch for Star Force has the sphinx and the
star over it, so that would make.
Speaker 1: Sense with but it's also bath mat dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. Yeah, I remember that. It really is.
Happy birthday, Jamie Star. We're doing that again. I'll choke on.
Wax says, doing that old chestnut Zebra the drunk? Is
that zebra?
Speaker 4: There? Is that a picture?
Speaker 2: Zebra looks like he's doing this thing there? Seven Colgate says,
she's so mid. Maybe a Carolina eight Delaware has so
much better, Johnny Love Mid's old mids.
Speaker 1: Old, we got some old man, we got some new mads.
We've got some young mids. We got some Chinese.
Speaker 2: Talking about the coda, Johnson, He's he's wrong, sorry, Uh.
Gold Gothin says, is the show's po box still one
eight our one zero nine zero seven Magnolia number four
two three? Is it? Sam?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is it is? Okay, Yes, I keep it just
for bs.
Speaker 2: Have you checked it recently?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll check it again this week.
Speaker 2: Okay. That means he has not checked it recently. Uh
o O G Soul says, twenty gay dollars. Third shift
Kroger's loves you, Sam.
Speaker 1: Thank you third shift. You stock our shelves. You stock
our shelves. Dude, and you guys hook up? Do you
guys hook up?
Speaker 2: You know they do?
Speaker 1: Dud Do you bang the baggage lady from third third shift?
Because nobody's coming in.
Speaker 2: Uh I used to love shopping after midnight.
Speaker 1: Now they for midnight. Johnnys gonna get some pro at
the midnight. Can't do it anymore after midnight. Stop opening
that late Now that sucks. Christian says, God bless you Johnny,
God bless you Sam. You guys have the best pods
out there. Because of you guys, I have learned so
much and understand all the weird paranormal things that happened
to me are normal. Loll one love shout out.
Speaker 2: It's very nice.
Speaker 1: Shout out, shout out, shout out, shout out.
Speaker 2: Chance Green Music says Justin Camacho is super gay.
Speaker 1: Justin Camacho. I love that.
Speaker 2: Who is that? Do you know that?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: I know Hector Camacho, Hector Macho Camacho.
Speaker 1: That's right, doctor, macho, so camacho.
Speaker 2: Uncut currency says Johnny is mosad. Sam is bumfardo, matrix lot.
Speaker 1: I agree, I am Bumfardo.
Speaker 2: Justin Boyd says Sam, have me on your show sometime.
I'm getting my pH in history and currently work in
army Siah.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds exactly like exactly what I want my show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good pitch. Tell us about the army style,
get yourself killed. That'll be great for you. Tricky Hickey says,
you ever going to come to Alaska? Sam?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to Alaska.
Speaker 2: Have you? You've done shows in Alaska?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done. I've done many shows in Alaska. I've
ever told your time. The chick was like, Oh, I
want to do is smoke crack and slap your knob. Okay,
that sounds like a great time for you.
Speaker 2: Before, during, or after. That's what I would like to know.
What the order of those I just want to smoke crack?
Please get those ronan stickers on your site. I need
to replace the ones from an Arizona show I went to.
This guy wants some Ronan stick.
Speaker 1: I need some new stickers, but I'm too lazy.
Speaker 2: Chok on wax again. Says, do you guys not think
these elites are watching watching what us? Probably not, probably not.
Speaker 1: They got the they have too much time. I mean yeah,
although they can watch everything. Dude, it's like it really
is like pre crime. It's like Minority Report. Yeah, yeah,
I'm with you, dude.
Speaker 2: You know really that movie though, is you know it didn't.
Speaker 1: They gotta tell you what they gotta tell y'all what
they're doing. And then dude, listen, they're keeping all your data, right,
but they're they're it's not like they're they're studying all that.
They're waiting for you to become a problem. Then they
go to your file and then they go through it archived. Yeah, basically.
Speaker 2: But also you're gonna have AI that can take in
all the patterns and analyze it, and then there will
be pre crime. Dude, It'll like identify the top point
zero zero zero one percent of people most likely to
commit murder in the next week, and then you're gonna
be surveilled. I can't wait to just it's coming, dude,
absolutely coming. Bold as a Lion says Maga is literally
the name of the highest degree in the Church of Satan.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, it is Johnny.
Speaker 2: Now, did the name of that after Trump or before Maga?
Now Dramia is the current High Priestess of the Church
of Satan. Yes, Peggy Dramia, also known as Maga Nadramia,
serves as the High Priestess. All right, that's kind of
a cool name. High Priestess. Gas Can Lip, that's my
favorite name of our our regulars here.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Does Hillary want to excavate Gilgamesh to show him her
black Church voice style? That's funny. Gas Can Lip again says,
I miss the cash bettel that wore punisher socks. Oh?
Was there a video there was a picture of him
or something? Unpunishment?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what all the guys who are tough
guys wear.
Speaker 2: Sticky Icky Liberty says, was it an ad for the
White House? Have we talked about that? I I don't know.
I guess there's somebody saying Midnight Mike said that, So
I'm inclined to believe it.
Speaker 1: But I believe Midnight Mike too.
Speaker 2: Are you a big fan of advertising that doesn't tell
you what it's advertising? I've never been.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be like, what that and everyone's talking
about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then Finally, Troy can It's not a good
idea though, is it? The post tweets that say is
it launching soon when you're actually launching missiles at.
Speaker 1: Tran Is anything? They do make sense? Ever?
Speaker 2: Not unless you think of like is your goal to
be evil and kill innocent people? Then yes, it does
make sense, Troy Cantrell. Just twenty bucks, that's it. Just
sent us twenty bucks. That's a that's a nice man
you got.
Speaker 1: Dude. God bless Oh dude, God bless you.
Speaker 2: God bless everybody. God bless us everyone.
Speaker 1: God bless America.
Speaker 2: LA adding one hundred and fifty speed cameras.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shoot me my head. Oh it's the worst.
Speaker 2: Automated citations will trigger for drivers traveling at least eleven
over the speed limit, with fines ranging from fifty to
five hundred dollars. Who what you have to You have
to face your accuser, right, who's your accuser? When you
get a ticket from that?
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: And dude, they they stopped this before because the the
camera operators were getting half the ticket, so they'd incentivized
given everybody a fucking ticket, So they must have done themselves. Dude,
Spencer Pratt can't take over quick enough.
Speaker 2: Truly. What Rogan swapping his plasma does that bother you?
People were freaked out by Rogan.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Well, he just there was a tweet of him he
showed or an Instagram or something where he showed uh cleaned. No, No,
that was from his blood like blood plasma or whatever.
And I think they like clean it or something and
spin it back up and put it back inside of
you or do something. He's a vampire chapel Ron getting wrecked.
We can talk about that next week. Oh, I'll just
end you with a moment is in and then we'll go.
This is one of my favorite Instagram accounts and I
just want to keep it, uh pop, I want to
make sure it continue, so I'm telling you about it.
It's this Chinese lady who I don't know if she
owns it or she's like the marketing face of it,
but it's a warehouse in China that sells engines, like
complete car engines, and she thinks for some reason, I mean,
it's working that people want to hear her sing about
the engines and it's the funniest shit. Dude, check us.
Speaker 18: Out, ny Oh too parts in my warehouses.
Speaker 2: They are Rayboro.
Speaker 1: I fair looking boy.
Speaker 2: I can't if you found any very mood sing g
seeing my warehouses.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hey ourway come?
Speaker 10: Oh you can take u s my way many jesus
ing my fake country.
Speaker 1: I hope you have cameltoe. I mean I've heard dogs
get hit by a car that had It's my favorite thing, dude,
auto parts store.
Speaker 2: Tina. I noticed it's just me and Robert Kelly that
follow her. Uh but yeah, she's God, she's funny. She
just does it over and like, just different songs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so unfair. I got a paint fucking
van goes to get any love and then she's like,
I pooh pooh peepoo billion likes.
Speaker 2: Patrick Bet, David and his buddies were always a scam.
He was hacking my devices and running fraud at me
with the Clintons and the Mexican cartels. Oh interesting from
someone called Tye there, Patrick Bett, David's boy got his
ship pushed in by Dave Smith on Piers Morgan the
other day. Oh just murdered Dave Smith. You want to play? Yeah, sure,
Dave Smith. What's that guy's name?
Speaker 1: From PbD oh, Adam Cossack or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went on with again with Dave Smith, and
he couldn't bring up anything but Dave Smith's previous debate performance,
which was kind of a weird strategy for debate.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: He kept saying, you got wrecked in this other debate
that had nothing to do with me. Yeah, Dave Smith
humbled him. Here's that.
Speaker 20: And if you want to keep doing this, buddy, you
could tell me to check the scoreboard. I'll run circles
around you on this, dude, Check the scoreboard. Most unpopular
war in American history going in. Check the scoreboard. Thirteen
dead Americans and one hundred and fifty plus other wounded.
Thousands of innocents, including little schoolgirls in a Ran killed
dead innocent Israelis, hundreds of dead innocent people in Lebanon,
Millions of innocent people being displaced, all at the cost
of tens of billions of dollars and destroying I's coalition.
Check your scoreboard, Adam, how's it looking for you? And
if you want to, you stand for nobody?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I respond again? Are so funny? The guy
that talked to four fives in fucking Miami is now
like the voice of reason for the Zionists, Like anyone
that steps forward, they'll just shove you to the front,
like all you have to be is like all you
have to be is like, hey, dude, Zionism is great.
Israel's the most peaceful, loving plant. Next thing you know,
you're on Pierce Morgan and you're just doing the rounds.
You're making all this fucking money. I just pretend to
be Yeah, Johnny, let's go three o fours, not four
or fives, three oh fours. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Should I pretend to be as a real hardcore.
Speaker 1: Zionist for a couple of Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be hot.
Speaker 2: That's for my career.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do.
Speaker 2: We could bran some real money.
Speaker 1: Bring in some real money, and then I just wreck
you all the time.
Speaker 14: Hey a story, Dave, and then you can respond because
this is where I lost respect for you as a debater,
because I was like, Oh, this guy.
Speaker 1: Dave, he actually knows some stuff. He's doing his thing.
Speaker 14: And then you showed up on Coleman Hugh's podcast, Pierce.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Coleman uses? I do.
Speaker 20: He's been on the shot, I've been on the show
with him.
Speaker 14: Perfect, perfect, that's this guy right here, just in case
if the camera doesn't see.
Speaker 1: But what is the I watched this podcast. The point
is this Dave.
Speaker 14: Dave gets out there and he tries to bully people
and say that he's so smart. He reads a lot
a lot of books. Good for you, Dave, But what
happens when you read it to somebody? Run into somebody's
way smarter and bullies the bully.
Speaker 1: I remember growing up in the town of Miami, so
it was this kid.
Speaker 14: He used to pick on all the kids that we
were to school with.
Speaker 1: Just had one day, no point. This is telling stupid stories.
I mean just nothing. Adam has nothing.
Speaker 2: Well he did too, dude. He kept just saying, like, hey,
in this other debate with somebody smarter than I am,
you got wrecked, Dave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do? Johnny, I
gotta go.
Speaker 2: It was so strange. I have kids sleeping, Okay, okay,
d there was I just wanted to see what Shapiro said.
Speaker 1: Dude. Put Shapiro in the fucking put him in the
the army military, have him go fight this war he
wants to fight.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd love to see it, dude. You know where
he was the other night, my friend was at the
White Sox game in Miami Opening Day. He said Ben
Shapiro was there. Everybody was giving him shit. Apparently he was.
That's what he's doing now, just going to baseball games
and espousing genocide. So that's Ben Schapiro's week. I think
we have one last little comment coming here, super sticker.
And then someone talking about JD Vance choke on wax said,
what JD Van says about aliens is exactly what all
the pods are talking about. Aliens are He did not
come up with that on his own, That's true. Yeah,
And then that was the flavors of the Forest garlic
with the supersticker all right out a two hours. We
got twenty five seventy three with us here, two thousand,
five hundred and seventy three.
Speaker 1: Sorry it's late, but we got work this when we can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do better, We'll do better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Here's what I want. I want them to draft
Shapiro and I want titty bang his sister and just
drop white frost fir Us all over her face.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I would pay good money for you to
have like an only fans with Ben Shapiro's girl his sister.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and did you see my sad dick.
Speaker 2: You don't have to you can just get like just
the end of it in the frame, you know what
I'm saying. Just kind of work on in here, dude.
Speaker 1: You you would my dick wouldn't even get halfway through
those that cleavage. Oh you wouldn't even see the other
end of it.
Speaker 2: Well that's I mean, that's kind of the point of
having big titties, right for titty bang. And you want to.
Speaker 1: Before I see your tip pop out like a hot dog?
Speaker 2: Have you done that? Does that appeal to you? That
doesn't appeal to me?
Speaker 1: What pitty fucking know? When I was a kid, Yeah,
because you're just seeing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the visual thing you think of vagina?
Speaker 1: You like, dude, I was at the kids park today
and this mom came with two kids, and this mom
was very cute, but she had a dumb truck for
a nap. I could not believe it when she walked by. Oh,
just fire, just a dumb truck. It was like two
different people, like a small person up top and then
a dumb truck on the bottom. Real you think, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Just never I haven't seen one fake one that looked.
Speaker 1: They all look stupid. Nobody likes them and they stink.
You know what. I like moms with dump trucks, just
dump trucks. Fire good? When is fire? Yeah? Fire good?
We're not talking about a city or building. That's when
fire is bad?
Speaker 2: Fire is bad? What is Who's what is fire?
Speaker 1: Have to do that? This guy goes fire good or
fire bad, and you go, what's good?
Speaker 2: I go fire as I got.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was fire. This one had a couple of
dimples in it, so you knew it was real. Just
a dumb truck.
Speaker 2: Cell you like, I'll tell you know.
Speaker 1: Just a tiny bit. But I don't care. I just
want to see a dump truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, women care more about that than guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got you Now. It is weird when girls try
to be ethoughts and they got some serious cell you
like going on. I'm like, if you're gonna try to
make money off that, at least work out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, dude, I've been watching. There's a genre, but enormy.
Speaker 1: I'll take a dump truck.
Speaker 2: There's a genre of these, like the civil rights lawyer,
the guy we had on. He's done a couple of
videos over the past month of and this isn't really
worrying trend.
Speaker 1: Johnny, You're really good at this. I just want you
to know that just sustaining the show by my chill.
Speaker 2: You're the one that brought up the ethoughts and I
this is this it occurred to me. Uh the so
the civil rights lawyer has had these stories of people
getting arrested based on a so like casinos and one
of the videos, casinos use AI to track people that
they have tre passed from their building. And if the
casino AI system says it's a match for that person, yeah,
call the police, and the police just believe the AI.
The guy's got a different ID that shows he's a
different human. He's taller than the guy. But you can
see on the body cam. Oh yeah, it says one
hundred percent match. You're going to jail and they take
more TAIL and now you have to prove that you're
not the person and you're fighting a computer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you got idiots listen to retards. I
mean AI is retarded right.
Speaker 2: Now, that's I mean, it's a This is two times
over the past month I've seen stories like this. I'm
worried this is becoming a trend.
Speaker 1: Guy just did a seal tower gang. Congratulations dude, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, bye bye everybody. What's the guys?
Speaker 1: Take care? Oh, go to word War debate, guys, check out.
Hopefully is happening soon word War?
Speaker 2: Do you think it will be?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're very close to getting funding, so
it should be happening sooner than later.
Speaker 2: Ideally.
Speaker 1: Am probably may sometimes. I brought it up and then
and go down and then the Contender series that should
be starting any week now.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you the next great debater?
Speaker 1: Are you the great masterbat?
Speaker 2: Are you a master debater?
Speaker 1: Are you a master debater? Let's go, bro, let's go.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to that. Do you am too in
AC again or are you thinking somewhere else?
Speaker 1: Probably the next one will be in a AC, and
then we're thinking about moving it.
Speaker 2: I want to come out for that, dude.
Speaker 1: I would love to do Miami, Dude.
Speaker 2: I've never is Atlantic city cool that I've never been.
Speaker 1: There, lanx, I love a lank city. It's old school
and it's empty and it's the best.
Speaker 2: How's it compare to like Reno? Is it better than Reno?
Is it bigger?
Speaker 1: Better than Reno.
Speaker 2: Better than Reno. Let's check it out. What's the word.
Speaker 1: The word is camacho.
Speaker 2: Bye everybody, Bye guys, love y'all.
Speaker 1: Christian worry, I
Speaker 14: Ain't gonna by