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Speaker 1: Broke Simulation. Broke Simulation. Welcome to Johnny woodar Presents Broken Simulations,

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starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it, bang, look at

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that dude, fastest draw in the West. We get in

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it before anybody else does. We're in it. Oh yeah, Kasha,

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I don't even know what that means. Man.

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Speaker 2: Johnny ali G used to say that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, oli G, I love it. You can't play blackface,

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but you can play wigger face. You do love him.

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Speaker 2: You love a disappointing human being, didn't he.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he did. He was crap. I mean what her

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masker loves him. But it's like, oh my god. We

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went to Arizona. We said we're gonna jump open this

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giant mosque and everybody freaked out. I'm like, why don't

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you do that next to your house and see how

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everybody takes it. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I think he's so I mean, I think he's very funny,

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but he's just I mean, he is, he's you know,

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he is what he is.

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Speaker 1: But my favorite was like anti Semitism so bad. We

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have to regulate Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. It's like, get out.

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Speaker 2: Of here, your comedian. You're on the that's not yeah,

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you're the.

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Speaker 1: Guy who made fun of Yeah, it's like you can

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totally make fun of Americans, but you make fun of

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one little group and suddenly the world's burning, Like, get

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out of here, just get out of here. Also, I

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love Weby so much.

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Speaker 2: Dude, the least him, he's get the least convincing Americans.

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Did you win the Fantasy League? Congratulations Johnny? See how

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fun that is to congratulate someone on their big win.

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Not a twat, I congratulate you on your Johnny.

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Speaker 1: Don't even bring it up. It's so annoying. I don't

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even want to hear your stupid thing. You did.

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Speaker 2: No, I said, I congratulated you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you, Johnny, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did win.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: You know. The NBA, though, that is kind of taking

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the joy out of NBA Fantasy because guys like the

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tanking teams now just all their stars aren't playing. So yeah,

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one of those guys, you're screwed.

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Speaker 1: They're great. Listen, this is what is early on in

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the season. The crappy teams are great because they just

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put up huge numbers and lose because no one comes

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to play them. But then towards the end when they're

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really trying to tank. They don't anyone play. Yep, it's annoying.

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I mean everybody.

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Speaker 2: Anthony Davis if they were in the playoffs right now,

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he would be playing, of course he would.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just sucks. The whole thing sucks.

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Speaker 2: So I'll give you. I got a potpourri of options

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for what the fuck do we call that? What's it called?

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Hot topics? A couple of things. The Charlie Kirk thing

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that just broke, which is, oh, yeah, crazy, is that

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big you think we should start with. I mean, that's insane.

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Speaker 1: Go into it, dude, go into it.

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Speaker 2: So now, I've always been in the opinion that no

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matter what comes out, this kid is doomed Robinson. But

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if there was a story, I'll just read this headline

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from the Daily Mail. Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk

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did not match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson.

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New Fort court filing claims again from the Daily Mail.

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It's been reported widely the bullet that killed conservative commentator

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Charlie Kirk did not match the rifle used by suspected

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killer Robinson. There, I mean, I can't believe this came out.

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You know that they let this out. This is kind

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of the thing that you always suspect that just gets

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swept under the rug or they swapped the bullets, oald

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or something. So I mean, are you doing like a

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digital victory lap on Twitter? I haven't seen your timeline.

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Speaker 1: No, but just watching people now try to dismiss that.

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That doesn't mean anything, you know, Yeah, And.

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Speaker 2: I'm just like people saying, like, hey, just because it

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doesn't match, that could be because they don't have enough

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of it, or it's.

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Speaker 1: Just anything not to admit they're wrong. That's what I believe.

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Anything not to admit you got it wrong. You guys suck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, I mean I guess there is some percentage chance,

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Speaker 1: Mean, like, what puts him there except for them telling

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us that he was there? Well, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I mean that you know, there's plenty of holes in

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that video believe me. Yeah, for sure, that's what they'll say,

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I guess, right, And then his text, which I mean

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he's you know right.

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Speaker 1: I mean what I mean, how do we know what's that?

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If that's real? Who knows?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see, we'll see.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: But it's just I mean, this is oh god, what A.

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What a surprising headline to see late on A.

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Speaker 1: It's just I mean, dude, you're right, Johnny, they're never

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gonna let him out. But this is so bad now

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that I just don't even think they're gonna be able

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to fake the funk on this one.

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Speaker 2: Do you worry about them maybe epsteining him?

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Speaker 1: I mean, but my whole point is that you're never

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Speaker 3: That.

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Speaker 1: Like if it was like, oh, he may not, he

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may win his case, but everyone still thinks he did it,

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then they would offer him or he had information, but

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so obvious he didn't do it. I just think that

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would be the point of killing him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess I don't. I mean, unless he

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had some kind of information, you know, that could imply

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somebody else's involvement or something. I could see that kind

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of like Oswald, I think knew a little more than

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he should have when he was saying he was a patsy.

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I could see it happening. But oh golly, I mean

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everything about the if you Okay, let's say you're the

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person who works for the CIA or the deep state

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and your job is to plan these kinds of events.

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They're sloppy, dude, Yeah, That's what I'm asking, are you

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is this going how you wanted it to?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not going at all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Like all this Erica.

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Speaker 1: Just watching everybody just doesn't mean anything. It's just like

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no one can admit that they are wrong. That's the

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worst part of everything. I'm like, I keep my head

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on a swivel. Dude. That's I mean, I know on this.

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Speaker 2: At first, I was, I mean because I saw the

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text and I'm like, Okay, he's dead to rights. But

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I mean as more stuff comes out, you especially the

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Erica Kirk stuff, at first, I'm like, oh, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: I mean, dude, she's just getting murdered.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, and what was the did you see

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that guy who's what's his name? Who's like is that

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is he the guy who was like uh no, no, no,

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the guy who was talking about like, well they reported

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that she went on a shopping spree.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so that's the billionaire kid. That one's like, oh,

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this billionaire he's telling the truth. Du I mean like,

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I'm like, here we go with rich kids again, buy

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just basically inserting themselves. Hey, that's literally how I start

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to say I am the son of a billionaire. Yes,

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and I'm laying it all on the line because I

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just believe in truth and I might get killed for that.

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I'm like, oh, why are you so dramatic?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just I just again, I come back

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to like, if you're running this plot, you should lose it.

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You should be fired.

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Speaker 1: You know you did. What about the guy and the

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guy who ran the guy who ran the Michigan governor.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the worst one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just basically they moved out. Okay, dude, didn't

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go the way you want to. Let's move it on too.

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Let's while we move on to January sixth.

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Speaker 2: It reveals to you how dumb they are though, like

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a lot of them, even at the higher levels, they're

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just not not smart people. Yeah, I mean, oh, here

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it is Okay, this is this idiot right here. It's

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so I mean, he really thinks he's coming down on you,

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you know, like dropping a hammer on you with this ship. Yeah,

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from our friend James. James Lee retweeted this.

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Speaker 1: We love James Lee.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing shop. She has just the clothes on her back.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So tragic.

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Speaker 5: And now they are conspiracy theorists putting out nonsense, Like

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Erica went on a shopping spree. Nobody had clothes.

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Speaker 1: I don't have clothes.

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Speaker 3: I'd put scrubs on. We threw our clothes away. Now

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you know, we had to go to the store in

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my clothes. Yeah, but that doesn't stop the conspiracy theorists. Huh,

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they say they know what happened. So later after eric

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Speaker 1: So dramatic.

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Speaker 5: This is maybe six hours after I see her in

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Speaker 1: She's a mess.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you can't take this too serious?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, and but.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so dramatic stupid.

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Speaker 2: Is that what we're supposed to believe? That they're just

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running around their skivvies for a couple hours until they

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got Like this guy's in scrubs and she's what just

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What what are we talking?

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Speaker 1: I'm running around it and tidy whities. I don't even

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Speaker 6: It's just I mean, my god, part of it I'm

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supposed to do is that's meant to divide us so

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that we aren't paying attention to other stuff.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Is it that bad? Is

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it that obvious? Because for that reason, you know, because

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it is, but it put a big split in the

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conservative movement, especially you know, like the kirk Kites, I

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would say, are pretty split on this issue.

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Speaker 1: Ny, you love the kirk Kites what we call what

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do you call it?

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Speaker 5: Are?

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Speaker 2: They're not really neocons, are they? Because what are you

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Speaker 1: Whatever they are?

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Speaker 2: But the Charlie Kirk branch of conservatism, what would you

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Speaker 1: Evangelical?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that, right, Although it sounds like he

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was evolving, that's probably what got him.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's just so much. I mean, here's the thing, Johnny,

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it's just like, why of them? Why don't people just

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listen to me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Get it?

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Speaker 2: Is it right there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? How come you don't listen to the world's smartest

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dumb guy. I would tell you what's going on. It's

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real simple, Okay, real simple. It's it's and again, Johnny,

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if you're watching Broken sim right now and you haven't

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listened to the last episode of tim fole Hat, you're

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missing out on a lot of evidence, a lot of

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interesting to I'll tell I'll tell you that right now, Johnny.

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You're missing on a lot of interesting takes. And uh,

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you know this is all part of a prophecy thing. So,

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and even even Erica Kirks Erica Kirk's role. Now, what

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I will say about Eric Kirk, there's a lot of

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people going, oh my god, she is so evil. I don't.

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I don't think so. I just think she's being manipulated

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at a very young age in playing a role. I

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don't know how much say she has in what she's doing.

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Like when you're an MK ultra sex kitten, do you

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have any saying what you do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And it probably all gets framed as like opportunity, right,

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you know, it's like, hey, we got a big opportunity

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for you just coming here. And you know what I mean,

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that's in a benign kind of packaging when it's presented.

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I'm sure they're not like, hey, you want to traffic

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you know some some people people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like go here, do this. That's it. No,

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that's all that's all it is. Church.

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Speaker 2: You want to marry a finetanding city.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not even that, Johnny. It's just like, go here,

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seduce him. It's like my bit that's been crushing. I

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did it a couple of times. I even did at

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the comedy store on a Tuesday night. That could get

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rough at night. And it's about how pussy is the

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greatest weapon of mass destruction, right, I mean you just

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it just annihilates men. Yes, and you just can't fight it. Try.

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You can try all you want.

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Speaker 2: Catch up to you though.

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Speaker 1: It just got it, dude, it's it's gonna get you

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a barrel kudo pussy.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get you don't get the poison out.

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Speaker 1: Occasionally, I mean, dude, even billionaires get taken down by

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like illiterate trailer trash, you know what I'm saying, Like

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it's unbelievable. I mean one of the something King Solomon,

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I mean that guy had everything and he met one

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pagan chick and next thing you know, that Israelites are

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getting kicked out Israel. One pagan chick with fire snatch

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took everything down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. That's not the only time too, that happened in

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the Bible. Yeah, there's other instances of.

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Speaker 1: Some people bring up old jokes of mine in the

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stripper in the wheelchair one in my c Yeah, going back,

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people are like, are you ever going to do that

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joke again? Like, yeah, if you give me a time machine,

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I go back to being twenty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very that's your most physical bit that you can't.

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Speaker 1: Do stripper in a wheelchair unless you have youth. I

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go down, I might not come back again.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of going down, Lindsay Graham went down to Disneyland,

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Disney World.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, what are we doing as a society.

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Speaker 2: This is the craziest story, dude. He goes to Disney

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World while the government's on a shutdown. He's got some

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kind of was that like cotton cany or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's got. He's so creeping.

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And you know they have those tunnels, you know, they

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have the Club thirty three. And look at him, Rod

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just walking around like an idiot by himself.

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Speaker 2: Those ever show him with anybody like that appears to

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be with him. There's a that was like a worker.

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He appears to be by himself at Disney, which is

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what do you always say about people go by themselves.

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It's like creepers, right, dude.

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Speaker 1: Anytime grown men are by themselves where anything, wherever children are,

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they're shady. That's a golden rule in life.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, okay, this says as for the bubble wand

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an eyewitness tells us he was holding it for a

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little girl while she was in the bathroom. Maybe he

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was there with somebody. Oh yeah, there's some people that

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are there with him at least. What a creep though,

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just walking around Disney.

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 2: Just other random people on planes? Oh yeah, there's Bernie

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Sanders going Ted Cruz. Ugh, Sam, what what do you? What?

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Speaker 1: Did?

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Speaker 2: Sam? Just left? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Sam?

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Speaker 2: Sam had to go rubb one out to the thought

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of Lindsay Graham alone at Disney. I guess how far

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into the show are we? I want to talk about

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uh now that Sam is back. We talked about this

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on the episode that's about to come out, but we

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didn't play the video, and this is going to be

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our last episode before Easter, so I just thought we

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should revisit the episode. I mean, the the prophecies of

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Chris Bledsoe, because damn if they don't seem prescient in

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this moment right now, I mean to a concerning degree.

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Have you heard this recently? Sam listening?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I have actually heard it. It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 7: To the Pentagon in twenty twelve when I told this

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twenty twelve, one thing she told me it was when

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you see Iran in Israel exchanging missiles, and I saw

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it the way she tells me is a vision of

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I see it like a living picture screen. I could

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see the rockets flying and.

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Speaker 8: All of a sudden, orbs appeared out of the ocean

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everywhere free. And I told the government that's if you

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if this happens, the orbs going to uppare and wake

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people up and stop it.

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Speaker 4: That's what she told me April twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you know you've put.

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Speaker 9: Yourself in at the Christmas it's.

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Speaker 1: Going to be crystal Leedslow says, April.

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Speaker 4: Twenty twenty six is when it all happens. But I

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can tell you this.

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Speaker 10: When I told this to the government about twenty twenty six,

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I just repeated what she told me. They immediately put

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remote viewers on and all of a sudden, all the

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remote viers are said, oh my god, twenty twenty six,

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twenty twenty seven, something's going to happen.

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Speaker 8: Twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: What will happen?

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Speaker 8: The star will look the alignment she told me about

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that the Star of Regulus would be on the horizon

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in front of the sphinx. At that moment, there'll be

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a new knowledge. Well, I had no idea this was

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even possible, that these astronomers run up to the machines

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and it comes out, and that star is going to

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come up on the horizon in Easter twenty.

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Speaker 2: Twenty six, Easter twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 8: I gave him a specific time, And it was with

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Robert Grant that I told him about this alignment all.

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And he's like, oh my god, he's been looking for

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this ruby.

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Speaker 1: This little ruby you.

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Speaker 8: Have to find and place it between the palls of

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speaks to make this event that he knows is going

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to happen in twenty twenty six. I said, Robert, it's

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not a rupee, it is the star of Regularly. He

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looked say he said, oh my god, that's mister King's star.

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Speaker 1: Why not you can?

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Speaker 2: I love that You're gonna be in the South with me.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, We're gonna have to hold each other. I

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might have to call my kids, just survive till I

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can get back.

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Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I don't put any stock in prophecy,

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like modern prophecy ever ever ever, but damn if that boy,

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if that doesn't seem to be coming into uh you know,

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like coming into focus.

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Speaker 1: So I mean it's crazy. Here's the thing about day

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to really put yourself in a weird place. But he

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seems pretty confident. Yes, you know, I get nervous. I've

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been very vocal about this. Some of the people he

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could talk to could be darkness. But I love them

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the bloodshove, so I'm hoping and praying.

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Speaker 2: It also means those entities don't know things. That's that's

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the key, you know. That's how they fool people who

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think they're communicating with the dead, because they still know

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they have the knowledge of the dead. Uh So they

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can pretend to be whoever they want. They can be like, oh, yeah,

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to Graham, I remember when we went to Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Archons, right, yes, hey Grandma, your dad,

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Come hug Grandma and her get her big uh no,

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no tits and then boom, come on, hug Grandma on

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her big peasant tits. Come on, hug, and then she

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pushed your right back into the light.

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Speaker 2: This guy wants me to be louder. I couldn't possibly

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be louder. I'm Maxinani is.

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Speaker 1: So freaking loud. Why is he so loud?

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Speaker 2: I know he wants me louder, he says, but I'm right,

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I'm eating the mic here and I'm I'm I got

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the game.

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Speaker 1: Guys, eat the mic man.

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Speaker 2: Maybe turn your headphones up, bro.

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Speaker 1: Turn your headphones up, dude, go get your ears checked.

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The guy's screaming. He loses his voice sometimes.

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Speaker 2: You know, I tell you a crazy story soon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny, I'd love to hear a crazy, fun story

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by you.

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Speaker 2: So I heard that Paul McCartney was playing this super

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exclusive two shows at the Fonda, uh this weekend. I

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heard about it about a week ago. They had a

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ticket lottery. I signed me and my girl up. We

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both did not get tickets, and they said, like hundreds

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of thousands of people applied for these, you know, a

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couple of thousand tickets. Yes, it was very you know,

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very difficult to get a ticket. So I was like,

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all right, that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Did you just give up Willie Wanker's chocolate factory. It's

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never gonna happen to me. No.

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Speaker 2: I did not give up. And that's the moral of

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the story. Sam I uh started hounding anybody who mentioned

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that they had a ticket on Reddit on Facebook, like, hey,

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if you have an extra what's up dude?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: And then I posted on Reddit like, hey, looking for

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a ticket on this place called la list, where you

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can post that you're looking for things. Uh, dozens of

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scams contacted me.

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Speaker 1: Hello Johnny, dude, Steve from Though.

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Speaker 2: One of the guys even recognized who I was, and

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he was trying to scam me, but then he felt

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bad because he knew the podcast, and then he was, oh.

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Speaker 1: My god, Johnny. So the swarm tried to scam you, dude. Yes, yes,

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it was cool, Brose listening.

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Speaker 2: By the way, some of the want scam. The scam

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swarm wants you to go back on Legion skanks too,

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So that's what the guy told me. He's like, tell Sam,

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the scammer told me to tell you to go back

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on Legion gangs.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do it right now, call them out.

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Speaker 2: So then I got what I thought was the universe's

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consolation prize. I got invited. I got to rs VP

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to this exclusive Weezer show on Friday. They played the

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top of Hanano's that little uh surfs in Venice Beach.

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So I got I ran across town. I had like

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an hour's notice. It's forty minutes to drive to Venice

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from where we are.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, were you into making love to your fake girlfriend

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and then you realize you had.

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Speaker 2: That he was working? It was the afternoon. Uh, so

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I got.

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Speaker 1: Does your girlfriend ever think somehow you're some vigilant because

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you're always just taking off somewhere mysterious, that's what.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she thinks that for sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bit Johnny. Are you some kind of vigilante

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from the show Daredevil just trying to save the streets?

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Speaker 2: That shows? Good dude, that's a good show.

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Speaker 1: That's a good show.

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Speaker 2: I love. I love just a vigilante kicking ass, no superpowers?

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Speaker 1: Really, Yes, Johnny's girlfriend is in France, that's true. Me

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Before so I got down there.

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Speaker 2: Front row for that great view. Uh it was super cool.

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Speaker 1: Did they throw drumstick near you and you have fucking

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knocked out a grandma for it?

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Speaker 2: No? No, but I met a couple of people. They

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were also trying to get tickets to Paul McCartney. Uh,

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it was just everybody in town was trying to get

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a ticket. And then that night, the night before the show, do.

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Speaker 1: You think that the uh, the lawn maintenance guy that

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works on my house, do you think he was trying

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to get a ticket to Paul heard every How about

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the weirdo Israeli's next door. Were they trying to get

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into Paul McCartney.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine they were. Yeah, they probably did.

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Speaker 1: At How about the Mexican gangster that just parks his

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car and from my house. No Mexicans, no Mexicans. How

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about Armenians who just shut down there a couple of Armenians.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a trouble arms because surely, yeah, that boy,

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they're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: The people are shading.

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Speaker 2: It would be an Armenian recession if they take down

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the hospice industry in La. So that night, about midnight,

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I get back and I see because what I did

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was I would search on Google Paul McCartney ticket and

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search like the past hour, and somebody posted on Reddit, Hey,

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I got a ticket, can't go? I want to sell

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it on Reddit. Now every scam listing says this, but

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I still contact them. I contact this guy and he

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seems kind of normal. Because here's the thing about these tickets.

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They're non transferable. So for you to go to the show,

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you literally have to get the username and password of

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that person's ticket access account. Their ticket account and go

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as them, and he knew that. All the scammers were like, no,

469
00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:04,960
I'll just transfer it to you. All you gotta do

470
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,799
is PayPal me the money, bro, and I'll or zell

471
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,680
it to me and I'll transfer it to you. This guy, though,

472
00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:12,440
was like, no, you're gonna have to meet me, and

473
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,559
you know I'll have to give you my log into

474
00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:18,319
my account. So I'm like, okay, sounds promising, and so

475
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,680
we met each other on Instagram first digitally seemed like

476
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,440
a legit guy, but I'm still like, okay, we'll see.

477
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:29,000
He also I offered him much the tickets were going for,

478
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,839
like six thousand dollars was the cheapest ice all on

479
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,160
stuff up people trying to sell them at first, the

480
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,160
first one that when it was like thirty grand, then eighteen,

481
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,079
and then it finally got down to like six I

482
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,880
think before the show. So I go meet this guy

483
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:46,880
on Hollywood Boulevard. Totally normal guy. He's also in his

484
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:52,359
fantasy basketball championship. Super just a super sweet dude, totally

485
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,960
and I was planning on trying to pay him via

486
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,200
PayPal goods and services, but I could tell he was

487
00:24:57,279 --> 00:25:00,880
like not trying his scamming. Gave him the cash, so

488
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,359
I get there. How much it costs you, Johnny, hundreds

489
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,119
not thousands. I'll say that I get there right. The

490
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,200
only concern is that if they check IDs this guy

491
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,160
whose name is also Johnny, by the way, what are

492
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,799
you doing that I would have to pretend to be him.

493
00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:19,759
I don't have his IDA, obviously, and I don't look

494
00:25:19,799 --> 00:25:22,559
like him, So if they were checking id's, I'm screwed.

495
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,480
So I get there at three o'clock. The show's not

496
00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:27,720
till eight, but it's GA so I want to be close.

497
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:29,799
I get there at three o'clock. I'm just waiting in

498
00:25:29,839 --> 00:25:33,480
line all day by the fund talking to this lovely

499
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,039
black security guard lady she's getting. She's like, hey, now,

500
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:40,400
tell me, as a man, if you don't text the

501
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,240
girl that you're dating for two whole days, is that

502
00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:47,000
making any sense to you? And I, like, I just

503
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,240
gave I was giving her relationship advice, Johnny, what'd you.

504
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,079
Speaker 1: Give Sassy Black? What was your advice?

505
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 2: I told her? I said, it's a matter of respect.

506
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,240
You have to decide if you believe what he's saying.

507
00:25:56,279 --> 00:25:59,000
And she says, he say his phone is broke and

508
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:02,920
I'm like, well, is phone broke? Yeah, yeah, it is broke,

509
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,640
but he also be playing video games. And I'm like, okay, well,

510
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,039
I mean you got to ask yourself, do you bet?

511
00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: Does he have a job?

512
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,839
Speaker 2: Does he have a job, Yes, he can let him go.

513
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 1: Lady, need to find a guy with a job.

514
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 2: Now, that's why I told her. Yeah, that's basically what

515
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,279
I told her. As a spirit of that.

516
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,319
Speaker 1: Listen, ladies, you got a lower your standards, okay, guy, Like,

517
00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:28,440
it's just unbelievable, you know, lower your standards. How old

518
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:28,839
is she?

519
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 2: Probably my age, like thirties, late thirties, something like that,

520
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,400
mid thirties, something like that. Yeah, and he was. The

521
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,920
thing was it's a long distance relationship. So he's in

522
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,000
San Francisco, so they're kind of depending on communication.

523
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 11: Uh.

524
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,079
Speaker 2: Anyway, so Paul McCartney shows up about four four thirty,

525
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,279
people go nuts. He walks in the front door, even

526
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,279
though he doesn't have to taxt photos of everybody. The

527
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:53,400
guy from KTLA is trying to get tickets, like begging people.

528
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,880
Every five minutes, somebody walks by asking for a ticket. Dude,

529
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,720
got any extras? The only person I saw get one

530
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,000
was this smoking hot chick, the hottest chick there. She's

531
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,160
the only person I saw I get a ticket that

532
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,599
went by asking. I saw her come by later and

533
00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:09,240
she was like, well, this bag work? Can I take

534
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,279
this in? So she obviously got a ticket. There was

535
00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:12,720
a guy next to me that had a friend that

536
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,440
was offering ten thousand dollars inting.

537
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: By the way, Johnny, why didn't you give up your

538
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,359
ticket ten thousand dollars? You give me three thirty percent.

539
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,240
We both be great.

540
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,759
Speaker 2: So about six thirty they finally let us in. We

541
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,839
get in, and then we still have to stand for

542
00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:31,720
another two hours eight thirty until the show starts. So

543
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:35,480
I'm thirsty. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day. Right

544
00:27:35,559 --> 00:27:38,240
before the show's about to start, about fifteen minutes before

545
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:42,119
all these celebrities start filling up the balcony, dude. And

546
00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:46,480
then in the area behind Larry David Taylor Swift was there,

547
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,079
Harrison Ford. The hottest of them all, by the way,

548
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,480
is Dakota Johnson. And that chick is so hot.

549
00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:54,519
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know, look it up. If it's that

550
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,599
blonde chick that fights in every scene, I'll fight you

551
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,640
Johns the girl from Fighting Ye hard.

552
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 2: Dude, it's the girl from fifty share.

553
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:04,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. Put it up so I can get hard.

554
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:09,640
I podcast better rock hard. Oh yeah, you just like mids.

555
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: She's not mid bro.

556
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: No, got me, You're such a midr.

557
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,559
Speaker 2: It was like Steve Corell was there, Stephen Tyler, Ringo

558
00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:21,039
was there, Margot, Robbie Paccino was there, Steve Correll, Reese Witherspoon,

559
00:28:21,079 --> 00:28:22,079
Elton John's job.

560
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: If a bomb dropped on that there, I might get

561
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,279
a Netflix special. That's the only way I'll ever get

562
00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:31,440
a Netflix special. Bomb there.

563
00:28:31,519 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 2: Dave Grohl was there, Anthony Keatis, it was like Owen Wilson,

564
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:38,400
I mean just every literally everybody in Hollywood was there.

565
00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:41,839
And then about ten minutes before the show starts, this

566
00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:44,759
little Mexican guy that kind of like Johnny Bettencourt tried

567
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,920
to weasel his way up to the front where we were. Yeah,

568
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,559
and dude, I've never seen a guy get mf as

569
00:28:50,599 --> 00:28:52,960
hard by a woman in public as that guy got

570
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,359
this woman just like you.

571
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: We've been waiting here all day.

572
00:28:57,759 --> 00:29:00,599
Speaker 2: Get your grass back to the back. You're a piece

573
00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:02,400
of shit for trying to push everybody all the way.

574
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,920
And she shamed him dude, and he just tucktail and

575
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:09,359
went back to the back like she humiliated. I felt

576
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:10,599
bad for the guy. I was like, all right, I

577
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,319
mean whatever. And then maybe five minutes later, a six

578
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:19,240
foot four black guy in a black trench coat with

579
00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:22,599
a little waif model blonde chick in tow starts forcing

580
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,319
his way, just slamming people out of the way, pushing

581
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:28,039
people out of the way with his elbows to the middle,

582
00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:31,000
right next to me, on my left shoulder, and people

583
00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,240
were like looking at him, like, oh, but because he's black,

584
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:35,960
they're like not as aggressive as they were with the

585
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,440
little guy.

586
00:29:36,599 --> 00:29:38,839
Speaker 1: I would have gone nuts, dude, cause what's he gonna do?

587
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 4: Dude?

588
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,079
Speaker 1: You just gotta how much you pay for your ticket again, Johnny.

589
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: He's hundreds of dollars?

590
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred, Like you can't say the number?

591
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I mean it's embarrassed. I don't like

592
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,160
to talk about money. I'm from the South.

593
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: Six hundred more than that, nine hundred, yes, yeah, yeah,

594
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,920
something like that. Okay, So okay, so I look up.

595
00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:01,279
I would have bit a dollar Johnny.

596
00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: It's it's fucking seal.

597
00:30:04,599 --> 00:30:05,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

598
00:30:06,119 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: With his hot girlfriend who was his assistant. I found

599
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,319
out later that he turned into his girlfriend. And he's

600
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,200
just in there, bullying people out of the way, and

601
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,200
people look and they're like, oh, it's Seals. So there

602
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:16,559
are people.

603
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: Could you tell by the craters on his face?

604
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't miss the guy. In fact, the guy

605
00:30:20,839 --> 00:30:21,640
goes and ask him, you.

606
00:30:21,599 --> 00:30:25,599
Speaker 1: Will say, his face looks like Gaza right now.

607
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,599
Speaker 2: This guy behind him goes, excuse me, are you Seal?

608
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,000
He goes, yeah, some of the time, I am. And

609
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:34,200
I can hear him talk to his girl because people

610
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,480
are still kind of pissy, goes, don't worry, babes, it

611
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:37,279
will calm down.

612
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: Uh. And then man, he's really really running off. Well, dude, win.

613
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: The show for all the people behind him, like he is.

614
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,519
This dude is huge, bro, and none of the huge

615
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:54,440
he's six foot four at least, Yeah, and none of

616
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,559
the people behind it wearing like a black trench coat

617
00:30:56,599 --> 00:30:59,519
and a tall black hat like a ball cap, and

618
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:01,680
none of the people behind him could see he totally

619
00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:02,200
ruined it.

620
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: Uh.

621
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 2: And he's sitting next to me and I can hear

622
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,279
him talking and he's like, hey, we are babes in

623
00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:09,039
the thick of it. He was stuck to be there

624
00:31:09,079 --> 00:31:12,880
Seal and he sang every word. He sang like an angel.

625
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,440
So I got a concert from Seal. He missed some words,

626
00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:20,160
but I got a concert from CEO. Yeah, every word, dude. Next,

627
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,400
So I got Seal singing like harmonies next to me

628
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,559
and Paul McCartney like ten feet in front of me

629
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:24,920
on stage.

630
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,319
Speaker 1: How did you take a picture with him?

631
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 2: No pictures? They had those bags, those Yonder bags, dude,

632
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,359
nobody could take pictures. Uh it was. It was a

633
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,400
great Seals a piece of shit, dude, I mean, just

634
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,680
a dickhead. Everybody there, uh left with a worse and

635
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,640
so yeah, anyway, I had the people, A couple of

636
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,720
people I told that story too, had their own Seal stories,

637
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,440
like being cut off because he lives here in LA

638
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,759
and apparently he's just an asshole because he cut I

639
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,480
thought to one person he cut off in traffic. And

640
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:54,599
then somebody else said that they like he did something

641
00:31:54,599 --> 00:31:56,359
shitty on a golf course or something. I can't remember

642
00:31:56,359 --> 00:31:59,079
what it was, but yeah, so Seal, big piece of shit.

643
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:02,680
The show was amazing. H got very lucky with the

644
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,000
ticket guy came through at the last minute, the very

645
00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:09,359
last minute. For me, it was awesome. It was crazy.

646
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: I can't believe so Johnny breaking news steals a real.

647
00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 2: Asshole seals an asshole. I mean a real asshole, dude,

648
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,519
I'm talking about waited until right before the show starts

649
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,319
and just bullied people out of the way, big bodied

650
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:21,839
them out.

651
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,039
Speaker 1: Of the way.

652
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 4: Wow.

653
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,799
Speaker 1: And the chick was she like a ten.

654
00:32:26,759 --> 00:32:28,119
Speaker 2: I can show you who it is if you want

655
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,559
to see.

656
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: Oh, you know the actress, the adult I just started, Johnny.

657
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: You can just it used to be his assistant, is

658
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,680
what I was saying. Uh, it's it's this woman that

659
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,559
shows up when you google his girlfriend right here.

660
00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, Johnny, you just started singing steal songs.

661
00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: She was so apologetic too. She was embarrassed. She was like,

662
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,480
oh my god, I'm so sorry everyone. It's this woman.

663
00:32:52,359 --> 00:32:53,119
Speaker 1: That's his chick.

664
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,079
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, it's his girlfriend, I think. Yeah. She was like,

665
00:32:56,119 --> 00:32:58,279
oh my god, everybody, I'm so sorry.

666
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, how do you sleep with seeing that that face?

667
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,400
I mean, who's the candy man? Geez, Louise?

668
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,119
Speaker 2: Did you know women don't care about that.

669
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,559
Speaker 1: They care about I know he's famous, he's probably got

670
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,279
rude on him.

671
00:33:11,319 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: He could sing, Yeah, dude, he can sing. He sang

672
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,759
like an angel voice of an angel. He knew most

673
00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:20,839
of the words. That didn't stop him not knowing the words.

674
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,279
But yeah, a real asshole, bro. See you anyway, that

675
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,240
was a crazy That was a crazy, real l a weekend.

676
00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:35,680
I've never been in a room with so many famous people, dude.

677
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,920
The biggest pop though, was for Taylor Swift showing up,

678
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,920
even more than Paul McCartney coming on stage. Every girl

679
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,079
in there was like freaking out when Taylor Swift walked in.

680
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,559
Speaker 1: Does they show him on the screen.

681
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: No, it's a small room, dude. It's like everybody's just there,

682
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,240
and so she walks in.

683
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: Everyone goes nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's Travis Kelce?

684
00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:57,799
Speaker 2: There was her Her ex boyfriend John Mayer was there.

685
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,160
Made for some awkward Everybody's like, oh my god, it's

686
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,480
John Mayor you know John Mayer.

687
00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: I listened to his uh serious radio show. I mean Channel.

688
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,679
It's great. He's great, great music. When you have kids

689
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,800
in the car, it's a really great, great, great, great,

690
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,440
great great Channel. Dude, Johnny, that's great. What was your

691
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,920
favorite song, dude?

692
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 2: I probably nineteen hundred and eighty five. I've always liked

693
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,239
that song in.

694
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:25,599
Speaker 1: The Johnny sing a little for us so I can hear.

695
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,119
Speaker 8: No.

696
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: Way, come on, Johnny sing, Johnny the listen, dude. Look

697
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,360
at the comments section. They're going nuts. They want to

698
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:38,400
hear you sing, right, Johnny. They're calling you a trader, dude,

699
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:46,000
damn trader. I just saw a trader. You know, you

700
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:47,320
just call me a trader.

701
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,159
Speaker 2: There you go, I sing. Oh my mic dropped out.

702
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,880
Oh man, I did sing, though, I promise.

703
00:34:59,039 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: Singer Boofa in Johnny Finger boof is in.

704
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 2: No, don't don't we do Lucy's on this We do Lucy's.

705
00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 1: I mean I'm getting Lucy right now.

706
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: We do Lucy's on this show.

707
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,119
Speaker 1: I just put lucy in.

708
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:20,079
Speaker 2: You should know that by now. Uh So. Yeah, anyway,

709
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,840
that's all I wanted to tell you about how Seal

710
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,000
is a big dickhead.

711
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: I love that, Johnny. That was a fun story.

712
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 2: Well it was not fun for everybody there, but.

713
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: I mean, Johnny, who cares. You got to listen to

714
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,519
Paul McCartney in uh uh a fucking closet.

715
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: It was great.

716
00:35:41,159 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

717
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 11: There there's seats. No, there's no seats there right just about. Yeah,

718
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,320
that's why I saw Macaalka and they came out and

719
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:53,320
they were singing. They opened up with bread Fan and

720
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,000
I was like.

721
00:35:54,079 --> 00:36:01,079
Speaker 1: This is the greatest day of my life. We'll probably

722
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:03,599
get kyper Right struck for that because I nailed that.

723
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,760
I nailed that, dude. People, they don't believe your story,

724
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:15,039
Johnny unbelievable. Why would Johnny lie about such a cool story.

725
00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:17,400
If he could pick any famous black guy, why would

726
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,800
he pick Why would.

727
00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:20,679
Speaker 2: He pickbody nobody saying him laugh?

728
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,199
Speaker 1: Why do you pick Seal? Why wouldn't he go Will

729
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,440
Smith guy from mercle.

730
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,119
Speaker 2: Let's see what else do we have we should give me?

731
00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 1: If you give me, give me that one out of

732
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,119
the dog.

733
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I love What was that off? Reload? I

734
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,079
used to I stole that album from my friend when

735
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:38,639
I was a kid.

736
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:41,559
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Johnny, I gotta keep an eye on

737
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,039
you because you steal from friends.

738
00:36:43,199 --> 00:36:45,599
Speaker 2: Well, no, he would steal all my CDs. So finally

739
00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:47,239
I was like, all right, asshole, I'm gonna steal one

740
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,760
of yours now, And I stole Reload.

741
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine, she's so hot in college,

742
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,039
and she started tweaking and I just watched her steal

743
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:57,280
CDs from me. I'm like, are you stealing CDs from me?

744
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,119
I don't care how hot you are. I don't know.

745
00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:03,079
Probably need something to do to speed off of.

746
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny. That's I mean, that's sad, but it's

747
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,880
also funny. What could we could do that? Yeah? We

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782
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Speaker 1: I just love Hymns. It just gets me full of

783
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hope for my hair. It makes me just want to dance.

784
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Speaker 2: Hard, makes you want to dance wild hard.

785
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only way I know how to dance.

786
00:39:26,119 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: Just your boner just kind of bouncing around, like.

787
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I try to do naked helicopters this week, and

788
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,039
I just couldn't hit it. It takes a lot of

789
00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:39,360
coordination to get your dick to go in a helicopter.

790
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Speaker 2: Shower too, and you're not much of a shower, right,

791
00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:42,119
you said.

792
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,039
Speaker 1: No, But when I was hard, I was just having

793
00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:48,039
to be hard and I just try to like put

794
00:39:48,039 --> 00:39:49,800
a little work in. You know, if you want to

795
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,400
master something, you gotta do it a thousand times to

796
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,119
make like that. It's very hard. It's not as easy

797
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:55,960
as you think it is.

798
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,159
Speaker 2: Well, but when I am hard, it's just like this,

799
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,960
there's no doubt to it.

800
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,599
Speaker 1: It's just like, man, no, but I'm hard. But I

801
00:40:03,639 --> 00:40:06,000
can also make it go go. I could go like

802
00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:07,039
this really easy.

803
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 2: Oh, side to side.

804
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: When Jill Wiper, I could do that really easy. But

805
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,199
to make it go like that, it takes a lot

806
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:13,719
of skill.

807
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,599
Speaker 2: And the hard what it is, you know what I'm saying,

808
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:17,760
it's the male equivalent of tworking. That is what it is.

809
00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: Naked helicopters.

810
00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because tworking, apparently is not an easy thing

811
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,239
to do. It's it requires like some kind of.

812
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,159
Speaker 1: I think that's who told you that? Why what?

813
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: I've seen white women try to do it and I can.

814
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they got no coordination exactly.

815
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 2: It requires coordination. Precisely what you said about the dick thing.

816
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,519
I have to ask the follow up question, the obvious question,

817
00:40:42,119 --> 00:40:43,719
for whom were you trying to.

818
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: Helicopter myself in the mirror or what? Yeah, just with

819
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,079
a boner, So you were not in the mirror with a.

820
00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: Boner trying to get for yoursel Yeah?

821
00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:58,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, Why not, Johnny, when you and I are supposed

822
00:40:58,079 --> 00:41:00,920
to get better. Not when I'm from an audience.

823
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,679
Speaker 2: Not much going on? But Tavia, huh Well, I mean, like.

824
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 1: I only did two shows for an hour, Johnny, What

825
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,440
am I gonna do with the rest of my time?

826
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: I know now, I know exactly what you're doing helicopter

827
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:17,079
in your dick. Were you in the bathroom or in

828
00:41:17,079 --> 00:41:19,239
the bedroom, like in the stand, like the full full

829
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,199
length mirror? What were you doing? Yeah to all of

830
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,199
both of those, which one.

831
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:27,599
Speaker 1: I was just Johnny. I was just looking down and

832
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,199
just seeing if I could make it go, and I

833
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,239
just couldn't do it.

834
00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 2: That's a boy, that's a picture to have. Everybody will

835
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,320
be going home with that today. If nothing else, You're

836
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,000
welcome a mental image of Sam.

837
00:41:44,559 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: Uh.

838
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,199
Speaker 2: You want to see something that I pulled just for you.

839
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,840
I'm hoping you haven't seen this. Uh it's a guy

840
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:59,480
like a Spanish streamer. Who uh have you seen this video?

841
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:04,800
Saycal my family, I gotta refresh it.

842
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: But I mean.

843
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:17,199
Speaker 12: You're going on social room my my family saying no, no, no,

844
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:17,840
my family.

845
00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 4: No, I ain't no fan, I ain't no fan, bro,

846
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:31,239
I ain't no fans say my niggas say I'm sorry?

847
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,519
Are you he's my friend? No?

848
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 12: No, no, no say I'm sorry. No you're short, No,

849
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,719
you're sorry? I s no, this is this is what

850
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:48,159
I don't like for the bond. Right, you said, my nigga, No.

851
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 4: You said I'm sorry. Right, I'm sorry for saying I

852
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:56,800
say sorry. Just move on, said my nigga. You heard no?

853
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,400
No mean seconds to apologize? No, I don't.

854
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:09,639
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like it's just so crazy. He

855
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:17,760
said sorry like five times. Yeah, what a piece of ship.

856
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I've been great. If you just stopping an n bomb

857
00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:25,760
right there at the end, just walked off. So I've

858
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,440
seen videos where I see this, Things like this like

859
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:34,920
happen so in China, Johnny, the word form is literally

860
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:41,119
the N word, right, so you know, yeah, I know

861
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,199
because they're I mean, it's just the most it's a

862
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,239
retard test, it really is.

863
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 2: I mean, listening for soone got it?

864
00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: Congratulations? Look at that got a tower gang in there. Dude,

865
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,280
you know how hard you have to work to get

866
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,840
that done that no one else jumps in. That is

867
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,599
a That is a feat That guy that's like a

868
00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:06,920
babe Ruth walk off.

869
00:44:11,679 --> 00:44:15,679
Speaker 2: I agree. Congratulations to whoever that who was this? Hold

870
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:25,920
on Gore? What does that say? Gorra Im gorham Vach,

871
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:33,400
gorham Vach. Congratulations to gorm vouch There Now someone says

872
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,800
that video's face it could be fake. Yeah, I didn't

873
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,800
give me fake vibe, but it could. I I thought

874
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,280
for a second it could be fake. But I'm just

875
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:41,480
you know, at some point, we just gotta let we

876
00:44:41,519 --> 00:44:42,400
gotta let it happen.

877
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:48,199
Speaker 1: I'm personally, Johnny, So I'm trying to put together my

878
00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:52,639
my I'm trying to put together my special I'm coming

879
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,639
up with some names.

880
00:44:54,639 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 2: What are you thinking?

881
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 1: Villain is one?

882
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:04,039
Speaker 2: I thought you already had a name. Wait, hm, I

883
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:04,719
don't care.

884
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: Is another one. I got a couple of names that

885
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,920
I came up with. The jester. Now, did Chris Rock

886
00:45:16,039 --> 00:45:18,400
say something about the messenger.

887
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:26,639
Speaker 2: Let me see, uh kill the messenger?

888
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? I always think, don't kill the messenger. But that's

889
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,000
too close.

890
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you're right, that's that's too close.

891
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: So that isn't it. I was gonna go with a

892
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,079
really weird one, which was lighthouse, but that doesn't that

893
00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:50,360
that's my Everyone wants a lighthouse and to see a

894
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:56,719
ship that's gonna go. I just got all these other things,

895
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:05,320
maybe just called pussy.

896
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: Handy that I know, Johnny, I could, Yeah, you're told

897
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,960
you I could. If I wanted you to, I would

898
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,159
say you could definitely can't, and then you would. I'm

899
00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:15,119
sure what else? There was something you said earlier though

900
00:46:15,159 --> 00:46:16,719
that I that I didn't hear on that list. I

901
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,559
thought you hadn't won earlier that you Oh no, that

902
00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:23,719
was what you were calling that crowd work thing. Never mind,

903
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,840
I was thinking what x G said the other day,

904
00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:29,440
what was it? What was it? What are you calling

905
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,519
the crowd work thing that actually had like a malaprop

906
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:32,639
or He reversed.

907
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:37,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, monkeys, thrown ship, he said, ship throwing shit

908
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:38,360
at monkeys.

909
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thrown monkeys.

910
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm not against it, Donny. Uh So I'm doing crowd

911
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,320
work this weekend and I go to this guy. He's

912
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:52,440
a Cubs fan. He's got the brightest colored Cub shirt on,

913
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:55,559
which I don't know if you've heard that, like supposedly

914
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:59,280
like facial recognition can't read shirts read people that have

915
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,599
certain shirts colors. Have you seen that like like that?

916
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,639
How it's like it just looks like, uh, like a

917
00:47:06,679 --> 00:47:08,679
short circuit almost.

918
00:47:08,639 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: On their face. Oh oh, you're talking about those kind

919
00:47:11,519 --> 00:47:13,519
of reflective things that you can wear in like a hoodie.

920
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,599
Speaker 1: But there's also something about your shirt too, like if

921
00:47:16,639 --> 00:47:20,559
your shirt is certainly like blocks it.

922
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,599
Speaker 2: It mess up the face.

923
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, something like that. They can't read you. So

924
00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:27,400
maybe it's a hoodie you put over your face.

925
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,559
Speaker 2: But yeah, I've seen them.

926
00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:30,679
Speaker 1: So he had a shirt that looks like that, right,

927
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,280
he So he were he has a shirt that reads that, right,

928
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,280
that reads like that? And he starts telling me a

929
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:45,119
story about how he today was going to Cubs game

930
00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:49,119
and on the way a woman was in distressed. Because

931
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:50,800
he's a nice guy, He's like, I'm gonna go and

932
00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:53,280
help you. What's up. She's like, I can't get in

933
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,679
my house. I lost my keys and he's like, she goes,

934
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,559
are you a locksmith? And he said yeah, which is

935
00:48:01,639 --> 00:48:04,800
totally a guy move right. Whatever it takes to close

936
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,880
the deal, right. So he's like, yeah, yeah, I can't well.

937
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: Being on an audition, you know, just like yeah I

938
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,880
can drive a car, yeah.

939
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: Totally whatever. It's like what Mitzi's like, are you Syrian? Yeah,

940
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,920
totally Syrian, love my Syrian grandma. Right, whatever you need

941
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,920
to hear. So he's like, yeah, I'm a locksmith. And

942
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,679
then she he's like, I can't get it. Is there

943
00:48:22,679 --> 00:48:25,960
another way? She goes, can you lift me into my house?

944
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,480
And he's like sure. So they go over to the window.

945
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:33,800
She he opens the window, he goes the lift, and

946
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,239
she goes, hold on, I gotta take something off. She

947
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:44,960
was a double amputee. She took off both her legs

948
00:48:45,039 --> 00:48:48,000
and he lifts her in. He hands her legs after

949
00:48:48,079 --> 00:48:51,159
and she's like thanks, Hi. I'm like, dude, you didn't

950
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,639
hit it like that. When you're a hero like that,

951
00:48:54,679 --> 00:48:55,760
you should be able to hit it.

952
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's also it's not like she's where's she going?

953
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,639
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, where's she going? So I told them, dude,

954
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,920
you know the angles, you could work with two nubs.

955
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,039
Speaker 2: That's a good point.

956
00:49:04,679 --> 00:49:07,559
Speaker 1: And the best part, Johnny, is you do missionary and

957
00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:11,159
you use the nubs kind of as as like I'll

958
00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:13,679
know stilts to hold you up, and then you could

959
00:49:13,679 --> 00:49:15,679
work freely without your hands.

960
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 2: Oh boy?

961
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: What?

962
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh? It depends on too, like how the nubs have healed,

963
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,679
you know, like are they gnarly? Are they all scarred up?

964
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: A dude? They shave them down like a bowling ball,

965
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,079
so they're like, it's marble down there, right, And then

966
00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:38,639
I go, dude, you hit it.

967
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 2: Prosthetics? Do you want nubs or the prosthetics on? You

968
00:49:42,039 --> 00:49:43,440
just want the nubs on nubs.

969
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,559
Speaker 1: I don't want robot legs near me. And then, dude,

970
00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:49,840
the best part is you hit it and then you

971
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,320
could rob her. What's she gonna do? You just rob

972
00:49:53,400 --> 00:50:00,000
the place? Just load up, dude, and what's she gonna do?

973
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,000
Chase you down?

974
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 2: That's right. You put that ass to sleep, and then

975
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,400
if the ass wakes up, what's she gonna do? She's

976
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,119
not gonna catch you. You just take your leg yeah,

977
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:10,800
you put one of the just take one of the legs.

978
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,239
You just put one of the legs in your duffel

979
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,159
bag and you got it. You're done. She's gonna hop

980
00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:18,199
around a little bit. Oh that's the worst, dude, not

981
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,760
having two legs, bro like that.

982
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,519
Speaker 1: No, there's way worse. I'd rather have half a legs

983
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:26,159
and no arms. No arms is way worse. How do

984
00:50:26,199 --> 00:50:29,559
you function? How do you wipe your own ass? Oh?

985
00:50:29,639 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 2: That is interesting? Okay? Would I rather have no legs

986
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,000
or no arms or one of each?

987
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: Probably one? No, No, I'd rather be cut off at

988
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,079
my knees, both of them. Yeah, And I'd rather have

989
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:50,360
my two arms. Okay, And then you just get those

990
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,440
robot legs and you're good to go. And you know what.

991
00:50:53,519 --> 00:50:56,360
Women are attracted to men with handicaps. Have you heard

992
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,840
that they've done studies on this. Yeah, because it means

993
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,239
you overcome obstacles and that turns them on.

994
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,079
Speaker 2: I believe that.

995
00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they get off birth control they're like,

996
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:12,800
oh gross.

997
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 2: Is that the thing that uh? Is that the one

998
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,800
that that changes their hormones so that they're attracted to like.

999
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like bad boys. And then they get off

1000
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,719
it they're like, why am I. You hear stories of

1001
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,159
women who get married and then they stop taking birth control.

1002
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,719
They're like, oh, my husband's disgusting and they get married,

1003
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,840
they get divorced.

1004
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,159
Speaker 2: That's horrifying.

1005
00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:32,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you you gotta get your chick off

1006
00:51:32,079 --> 00:51:34,760
birth control to fight off it's really working or not well.

1007
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,559
Speaker 2: And you think about it too, right, like when did

1008
00:51:36,599 --> 00:51:38,360
they normally get on birth control when they're trying to

1009
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,280
have a kid? Obviously, so that's when like you're married

1010
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,960
a couple of years and you finally want to try

1011
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,960
and then your your girl is just like disgusted by

1012
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:51,039
your presence. Oh what a nightmare, What a nightmare. I'm

1013
00:51:51,079 --> 00:51:53,119
sure that must have happened, right, because that is I

1014
00:51:53,159 --> 00:51:54,039
heard the same thing, you know.

1015
00:51:54,079 --> 00:51:57,599
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I've heard it. Oh, I remember chick a

1016
00:51:57,599 --> 00:51:59,199
long time ago. That shit happened to.

1017
00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:00,679
Speaker 2: Me, that happened to you.

1018
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were hooking up all the time and then

1019
00:52:03,519 --> 00:52:05,719
she got birth control and she's like, I'm good.

1020
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 2: Did you put it together then or did you only

1021
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,880
realize it in hindsight that it was.

1022
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: No I realize. I'm like, oh, she told me she

1023
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,719
was getting off birth control, and then it just the

1024
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,760
fountain shut down?

1025
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what else is going on?

1026
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:28,519
Speaker 1: Uh?

1027
00:52:28,639 --> 00:52:30,639
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want to talk about Palm Beach Pete?

1028
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:37,039
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, Johnny, Oh my god. So you

1029
00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:39,360
you still think Dan Yaw, who's alive? I don't want

1030
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,239
to get into it, Okay, all right, go on tell

1031
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,119
me about Palm Beach.

1032
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 2: I do.

1033
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1034
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,159
Speaker 2: I mean, all those reporters saw him in the room.

1035
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:48,119
I think he was alive. Then he could have died

1036
00:52:48,159 --> 00:52:51,360
since then, I guess. But now there could be a

1037
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,960
body double. Now, but are you saying that there's not

1038
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,760
a body double for sure? Like if there's somebody who

1039
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,199
looks just like him, a clone or something, I can't

1040
00:52:59,199 --> 00:52:59,960
say possible.

1041
00:53:00,159 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying Johnny like he gives all these

1042
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:09,679
press conferences, he gives all these press conferences and then

1043
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,119
she but he's never with his wife ever in any

1044
00:53:13,159 --> 00:53:13,760
of these videos.

1045
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 2: And he was in a room full of reporters the

1046
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:15,840
other day.

1047
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I just I'm just saying you I think, yeah,

1048
00:53:20,639 --> 00:53:23,199
I think he's dead. I really.

1049
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: I mean, if if he is dead, there's a clone

1050
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,559
of him that's going to press briefings, that's all.

1051
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:31,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, dude, it took like seven days to

1052
00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:36,639
get the clone going. Yeah, anyways, go back to this.

1053
00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is this is from that guy Mario,

1054
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,480
So this is he pulled this from and this is

1055
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,559
true in the Epstein files. Now, what they were meeting about,

1056
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:54,039
purportedly was the like transitioning those creepy emails about transitioning

1057
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:59,760
kids and stuff. But he Epstein did meet with like

1058
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,320
the top plastic surgery facial reconstructive cores.

1059
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,639
Speaker 1: Dude. And how about the fact that what's it called

1060
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:12,480
palm beach Pete was a totally different guy before.

1061
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's very strange. It is a bold Now

1062
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,920
this is someone comparing their faces. Now, I didn't realize

1063
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,719
Epstein had that deep thing on his lip, that kind

1064
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,079
of furrow there on the yas whatever that's called. Uh,

1065
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:35,159
but man, that is that is gripping. Like what are

1066
00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:36,840
they bold enough Sam to do this?

1067
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:42,559
Speaker 1: One hundred percent? Johnny so crazy one hundred percent. Now

1068
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:45,280
I don't know if the picture that they're using of

1069
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,280
Jeffrey Epstein is real.

1070
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know either.

1071
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,639
Speaker 1: Because like, is this Epstein picture in the is this

1072
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,159
bottom one reel? Because he did this video here? Are

1073
00:54:59,159 --> 00:55:02,280
they just like trying to make an Ai picture of that.

1074
00:55:02,679 --> 00:55:04,519
Speaker 2: No, but it is in that ground though. Look it's

1075
00:55:04,519 --> 00:55:06,360
a different I.

1076
00:55:06,599 --> 00:55:08,280
Speaker 1: Know, Johnny, you could look at that, you could look

1077
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,679
at the there's a lot of like the fence is

1078
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:16,360
the same all the ship when you look lower.

1079
00:55:18,159 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 4: Right.

1080
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,119
Speaker 2: But this one on the left is always Epstein. See

1081
00:55:21,159 --> 00:55:25,039
that tree that's not these that's all Epstein on the left,

1082
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,039
and then this one. Do you see what I'm saying?

1083
00:55:27,079 --> 00:55:29,239
So the trees are always just in the Epstein thing.

1084
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,320
And then up here at the top on the left

1085
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:39,159
is Epstein and on the left here is Epstein. Yeah,

1086
00:55:39,199 --> 00:55:41,599
I mean, so do you you you think that could

1087
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:41,960
be him?

1088
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1089
00:55:43,639 --> 00:55:50,599
Speaker 2: Do you think it is put a probability on that

1090
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:51,320
it is him?

1091
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 4: Wow?

1092
00:55:53,199 --> 00:55:54,119
Speaker 1: What do you put it at?

1093
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:58,079
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. Thirty maybe, I mean it's

1094
00:55:58,199 --> 00:56:00,920
just so so bold.

1095
00:56:01,079 --> 00:56:04,559
Speaker 1: But Johnny, the thing is, this is like this guy

1096
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:09,320
suddenly everywhere like why is he on Jimmy Kimmel.

1097
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,199
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel's done some of the weirdest shit, bro.

1098
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:16,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, but why is he on Jimmy Kimmel? Like why

1099
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,559
is this guy? Like anybody else is like where was

1100
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:21,679
I talking about it? Like? What do you go?

1101
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,039
Speaker 3: Oh?

1102
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:25,039
Speaker 1: My God, this guy looks just like Hitler. Welcome to

1103
00:56:25,199 --> 00:56:34,159
Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel's show, Dave Dolph Klittler Clittler, Like, they're

1104
00:56:34,199 --> 00:56:34,840
mocking you.

1105
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: One Quitler. That's what they call the guy who did

1106
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:47,239
the genital mutilations in Africa. Klitler, Jeez, what a horrible Yeah,

1107
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,679
you know, you're right, You're right. Uh, it's it's just

1108
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,039
doesn't add up. There is so much about it. It

1109
00:56:54,159 --> 00:56:58,079
doesn't make sense from the coincidental like photograph, you know,

1110
00:56:58,119 --> 00:57:00,880
like people just encountering this guy random. I'm like, oh,

1111
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,519
here looks like Epstein. Let's let's put him on the internet.

1112
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:08,400
I don't know. It's maddening, I dude.

1113
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 1: And now he's got a private jet. Then the smoke

1114
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,280
shows putting out videos. I don't even know if they're

1115
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,920
real or not. But she's so hot. So I'm like,

1116
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,760
oh my god, you're so hot. I'm just what I'll

1117
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,039
show you. Hold on, Johnny, just chill your butthole off.

1118
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,400
My buttle is always cool, Johnny, Just chill your butthole. Seriously, dude,

1119
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:35,159
just chill your butthole. Okay, just chill it. Just chill

1120
00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:38,280
your butthole. Oh no, they took it down, Holy ship.

1121
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,039
Speaker 2: That usually means that it's closer to reality.

1122
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:47,519
Speaker 1: Damn, dude, they took it down. Bro. That's see. If

1123
00:57:47,519 --> 00:57:50,039
I I can't find my social media phone, that's why

1124
00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:56,000
I wanted to find it, So you don't have it,

1125
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,960
I can't find But basically, this chick is saying that

1126
00:57:59,199 --> 00:58:02,079
his quote unquote daughter or granddaughter looks exactly like this

1127
00:58:02,199 --> 00:58:07,000
Russian chick that's missing. It's very weird.

1128
00:58:07,039 --> 00:58:14,639
Speaker 2: What's the suggestion, what's the implication there, sam.

1129
00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:18,039
Speaker 1: That maybe he didn't maybe he's still into that stuff.

1130
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:26,599
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh I see, oh no, that's no good that.

1131
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, this guy's like, yeah, it's a party

1132
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,960
with Yeah, I have a I have a private jet

1133
00:58:34,079 --> 00:58:40,719
now too. I'm living. The house looks you know, the

1134
00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:43,880
house looks exactly same. I mean, dude, what a giant

1135
00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:47,159
f you? That is right? I mean, nobody, I mean

1136
00:58:47,199 --> 00:58:49,679
you got I'm sorry, but you gotta be a real

1137
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,760
fool to think this guy off himself when all of

1138
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,239
reports are the day before he was jolly uh he

1139
00:58:57,719 --> 00:59:01,360
they were allowing his his fucking lawyer and chicks that

1140
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,920
hang out in his cell. Dude, Like, come on, man,

1141
00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:07,719
does this sound like a guy who's worried about being off.

1142
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 2: And the payments to the guard.

1143
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: Ah, dude, dude, listen to me. Here's what we've learned, Okay,

1144
00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:24,039
that Zionists are what the media, the media and Hollywood,

1145
00:59:24,039 --> 00:59:26,119
and I don't know who runs them. I don't know

1146
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,440
if there's any patterns there. But I have tried to

1147
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:37,119
convince you white people and white white nationalists Christian nationalists

1148
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:41,039
really are. It's just a fact. I mean, they're elitists,

1149
00:59:41,239 --> 00:59:46,280
their tribal they like they're they're bigoted as shit, and

1150
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,840
it's just the truth. And people can get upset with

1151
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,840
me saying that, but it's just coming out. So the

1152
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,320
problem we have right now is that there's this faction

1153
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:59,199
in it. And I'm not saying they're wrong, but there's

1154
00:59:59,239 --> 01:00:03,800
this faction that is saying all the criticism of Israel

1155
01:00:04,519 --> 01:00:10,400
is feeding into the prophecy. And I'm not saying that's wrong,

1156
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,639
but what I'm saying is, but they're doing it right.

1157
01:00:15,599 --> 01:00:18,840
It's like it's not just trope shit. It's like straight up,

1158
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,400
straight up like videos of this awful stuff. Now, Johnny,

1159
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:30,320
I normally give you shit, Okay, Okay, I was giving

1160
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,679
you crap on a timfol hat because you're like, how

1161
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do we know they're really getting attacked? And I'm here

1162
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:39,679
to say I apologize because I think there might be

1163
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,320
something to what you said.

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Speaker 2: There Israel, yeah being shipped like wrecked.

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01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe they're not getting wrecked.

1166
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,159
Speaker 2: Well, maybe this is all theory I sent you that

1167
01:00:54,239 --> 01:00:57,320
I because I did look into it. Is they the

1168
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,920
Chinese government has had this live stream of Tel Aviv

1169
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:04,840
on YouTube since before the war started, and you never

1170
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,440
see anything on it. The city looks totally in those

1171
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:11,000
smoke plumes going up. Now they're not allowed I heard

1172
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,760
that you'll see the camera cut away occasionally and they're

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not allowed to show the interceptions of the because they,

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01:01:17,679 --> 01:01:19,800
I guess said they don't want the Iranians to know

1175
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:24,880
how effective their accuracy is. Uh, but yeah, it's you

1176
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,119
know when they were when you would see on Twitter

1177
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,599
that it was supposed to be just a wasteland there.

1178
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I would go on it on this YouTube and it would,

1179
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,920
you know, just be crickets.

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Speaker 1: So my old thing is is why if they're getting

1181
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pummeled so badly, why are they still attacking other countries?

1182
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,559
You think they would pull their resources in to defend

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01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:52,159
their their country. It's just I've never seen anything like this.

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Speaker 2: So my Israel or yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't

1185
01:01:57,159 --> 01:02:02,440
know they're I mean, it could be also that they're

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just ready to go, you know, go out guns blazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're getting annihilated, and why are they

1188
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:16,599
taking out, that's like you punching me and then me

1189
01:02:16,719 --> 01:02:19,360
punching x G. It just makes no sense.

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Speaker 2: No, you're right. You saw that story this week that

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01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:24,960
where they were like, if we put boots on the ground,

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01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,960
they're not prepared to put boots on the ground. Did

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you see that?

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01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I mean, dude, you guys, Johnny. I don't

1195
01:02:32,519 --> 01:02:34,840
know what it is, and I'm gonna enjoy the ride

1196
01:02:35,559 --> 01:02:39,719
while i can. But for some reason, I've been going

1197
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:47,159
off Twitter like multiple million view tweets. I don't know why.

1198
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,599
I think I kind of get it, but it's incredible

1199
01:02:51,679 --> 01:02:54,119
to me. I've never ever experienced this in my life,

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01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,679
and I'm only going to enjoy it for a short,

1201
01:02:56,719 --> 01:03:00,360
short time, you know, because I know eventually the shut

1202
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:06,639
down I'll be sad. But Israel says they're not going

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01:03:06,719 --> 01:03:10,920
to send troops into Iran, which means they just want

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01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,960
American troops to go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they said they won't. The IDF won't join any

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US ground operation in Iran.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, what are we doing now? What

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are we doing? Why are we doing this?

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Speaker 2: Well, we're the bitches of of the Israeli government apparently,

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01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:38,159
I mean right, our government is their bitch. That's what's happening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get it. I just I don't understand

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01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:47,119
you gonna be a Christian Zionist at this point. I

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01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:47,719
just don't.

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Speaker 2: Are you tweeting that right now? Is that what's happening?

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01:03:50,199 --> 01:03:52,039
Speaker 1: No, I just had to send something quick.

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01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I agree, Yeah, you've I mean.

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Speaker 1: Don't get it. People think it's about oil. It's not

1218
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,800
about I mean, I know, the the straight of her

1219
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,760
moves is about oil. But really this isn't about oil.

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This is about prophecy.

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Speaker 2: Trump gave that away. He gave that game away. He

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shouldn't have said what he said, but he said, you know,

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we're energy. We can produce enough energy to take care

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of ourselves if we have to. Uh he said it

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himself yep a few days back. Uh So, yeah, I

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this time, I mean that was years ago. He was

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Speaker 1: We love you, Lucy. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Jd Vance is just on a lie lie tours.

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Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he's just They're all full of it.

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Anyone who's beard is that manicured is full of shit.

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Speaker 2: He's prepping for both his presidential run and for a

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01:07:51,159 --> 01:07:56,760
project Bluebeam. It appears this was him with what is it? Well,

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01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,800
this is reported by Disclosed TV, but I'm not sure

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01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,960
who he's talking to here. This is him talking about

1296
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Alien Sam, tell me what you think you're.

1297
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Speaker 1: Going to release? All the UFO files.

1298
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Speaker 2: We're working on it. It's funny.

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01:08:07,199 --> 01:08:09,239
Speaker 13: When I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO

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01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,239
files and then you start getting really busy worrying about

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the economy and national security and things like that. But

1302
01:08:14,599 --> 01:08:16,840
I've still got three more years as vice president. I

1303
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,800
will get to the bottom of the UFO files. Have

1304
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,920
you have I what have you done?

1305
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:22,279
Speaker 1: A peak?

1306
01:08:23,119 --> 01:08:23,319
Speaker 14: You know?

1307
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,520
Speaker 4: So I actually haven't.

1308
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,600
Speaker 2: I have not, and I have I.

1309
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 13: I have not been able to spend enough time on

1310
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,399
this to really understand it, but I am going to.

1311
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,279
Speaker 2: Trust me, I'm obsessed with this. I've already had a couple.

1312
01:08:36,119 --> 01:08:37,600
Speaker 13: Of times where I'm like, all right, we're going to

1313
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,119
Area fifty one, We're going out to New Mexico. We're

1314
01:08:40,119 --> 01:08:41,800
just sort of get to the bottom of this. And

1315
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,680
then the timing of the trip just didn't work out.

1316
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,119
But trust me, anybody who's curious about this, I'm more

1317
01:08:47,159 --> 01:08:49,840
curious than anybody. And I've got three years of the

1318
01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:52,439
very tippy top of the classification.

1319
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

1320
01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so you haven't been in an Area fifty one yet?

1321
01:08:56,039 --> 01:08:58,239
Speaker 4: Not yet?

1322
01:08:58,319 --> 01:08:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1323
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, hang right, your eighteen right. I know I've heard

1324
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,359
that as well, but I don't know. I haven't looked

1325
01:09:04,359 --> 01:09:04,840
into it yet.

1326
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well we're waiting for it.

1327
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:07,079
Speaker 4: Saw.

1328
01:09:09,239 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 2: I don't think there.

1329
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,760
Speaker 4: I don't think they're aliens. I think they're demons anyway.

1330
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,439
But that's a longer discussion.

1331
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 15: I can't let you go with Barack Obama is on

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this podcast and he goes, LANs are real, but like,

1333
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:23,920
here's where they're not. And you know, so Obama says,

1334
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:26,359
he gets asked put like alien are aliens?

1335
01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:26,560
Speaker 4: Really?

1336
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,359
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I think, he goes, but they're not an

1337
01:09:28,359 --> 01:09:31,720
area fifty one? And well where are they? That what

1338
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:36,960
he says, Right, there's a great question. So you think

1339
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:37,720
they're demons.

1340
01:09:38,239 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 13: Well, look, I I think that celestial beings who fly

1341
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:48,239
around to do weird things to people. I think that

1342
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:54,000
the desire to describe everything celestial, everything is otherworldly, to

1343
01:09:54,119 --> 01:09:57,560
describe it as aliens. I mean, every great world religion,

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including Christianity, the one that I believe then, has has

1345
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understood that there are weird things out there, and there

1346
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are things that are very difficult to explain. And I

1347
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,920
naturally go when I hear about sort of extra natural phenomenon,

1348
01:10:12,359 --> 01:10:14,800
that's where I go to is the Christian understanding that,

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you know, there's a lot of good out there, but

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there's also some evil out there. And I think that

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one of the Devil's great tricks is to convince people

1352
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:21,680
we never existed.

1353
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like we all, I mean right now.

1354
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,640
Kurt Metzger's on Danny Jones. He has a clip that

1355
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,720
went almost four hundred thousand views of him basically saying

1356
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:38,960
that they're demons. I think their demons. We've always been

1357
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,199
saying that people have no clue of the realm we

1358
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:45,560
live in. It's just it's so dumb.

1359
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 2: What's jd Vance's end of that?

1360
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,159
Speaker 8: Though?

1361
01:10:48,239 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 2: Why has he come out and say that now?

1362
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: Because he's playing to the Christians.

1363
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,119
Speaker 2: Right, But isn't the whole point of Bluebeam is to

1364
01:10:55,159 --> 01:10:57,560
make us think that they are not demons, that they're

1365
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,720
from another planet, so that we have this kind of

1366
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,840
come together moments, as you know, under a one world government.

1367
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's also they're losing the right. They need

1368
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to bring the right back. They're losing the right. I mean,

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like these eighties.

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Speaker 2: And no, they have one hundred percent of Mega support.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you believe they said that? Like

1372
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,199
how do you ever listen to these dumb asses? Again?

1373
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,199
Do you ever listen to him? Hey, dude, weren't you

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01:11:28,279 --> 01:11:32,000
the guy that said weren't you the guy that said, uh,

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Trump had one hundred of Mega. You're like, yeah, I

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01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:38,680
wouldn't even listen to you when it comes to what

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you want to order to eat, you piece shit. I

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wouldn't listen to you when it comes to the weather.

1379
01:11:43,279 --> 01:11:48,840
If you were standing outside, okay, go f yourself. And

1380
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,720
then you hear Bill Maher's dumb ass. I mean, Johnny

1381
01:11:53,199 --> 01:11:54,960
Dana got mad at me when I said he was

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01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,239
retarded in the crowd. I missed a moment to tell

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01:11:57,279 --> 01:11:59,840
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01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:01,600
would have been banned for life.

1385
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:02,319
Speaker 2: What do you say?

1386
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:08,159
Speaker 1: He's like Israel. Every war Israel's ever fought fought is

1387
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,760
a defensive war. It's like, get out of.

1388
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 2: Here, defensive war. Yeah, he's a full blown idiot. On Israel,

1389
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:19,119
for sure, I defend him in a lot of ways.

1390
01:12:19,159 --> 01:12:21,520
But on Israel, I mean, he's just he's you know,

1391
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,199
he's from that background. Even though he grew up Catholic,

1392
01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:26,760
He's not like he didn't grow up Jewish. But he's

1393
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,000
just he's always been.

1394
01:12:28,119 --> 01:12:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, all these atheists data. Did you find it?

1395
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,920
My fault my social media phone?

1396
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:37,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, you lost your phone again?

1397
01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I lose it every time in this freaking house.

1398
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:46,319
You think it's a ghost, yes, or I'm just retarded.

1399
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,880
Either way, it could go either way. Yeah, somebody forgot.

1400
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,479
I forgot, dude. Thank you for reminding me, guys, what's

1401
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:57,239
happening to you? Thank you so reminded me. Dude. We

1402
01:12:57,279 --> 01:13:03,000
gotta get back the basics on this show. Unbelievable, Dude, unbelievable.

1403
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:06,279
Speaker 2: Here's David Lynch's watch, by the way. I was talking

1404
01:13:06,279 --> 01:13:08,760
to you guys about that last week. There's David Lynch's

1405
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:12,720
watches and David Lynch's sweat right there on.

1406
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,920
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, that's a nice watch that you paid ten

1407
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:16,359
grand for.

1408
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't, Tinger.

1409
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,079
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that.

1410
01:13:19,199 --> 01:13:21,119
Speaker 2: He's only a few hundred bucks. The one before this,

1411
01:13:21,199 --> 01:13:23,159
By the way, they got on the news that they

1412
01:13:23,159 --> 01:13:25,479
were selling it sold for like five thousand dollars a

1413
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:27,279
couple of months ago. I got this for a few

1414
01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:29,600
hundred so look at that.

1415
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 1: But are you're not showing me anything.

1416
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,399
Speaker 2: I already put it up there. You weren't looking.

1417
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:37,039
Speaker 1: You can't say look at that, and that showed me.

1418
01:13:37,159 --> 01:13:38,359
Speaker 2: I had it up there for a good long time.

1419
01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:40,279
Speaker 1: Honey, will you ever wear that? Or is that going

1420
01:13:40,319 --> 01:13:40,640
to say?

1421
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 4: No?

1422
01:13:41,079 --> 01:13:43,239
Speaker 2: At first I thought I would wear it, and then

1423
01:13:43,279 --> 01:13:45,600
it got here and it's just it. I mean it's

1424
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:48,119
literally covered in like his skin cells and stuff.

1425
01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:51,239
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, are you gonna slow stroke it to it? No?

1426
01:13:51,239 --> 01:13:52,279
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not like that.

1427
01:13:52,359 --> 01:13:54,560
Speaker 1: I just I don't you are like that, Johnny.

1428
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:54,640
Speaker 16: No.

1429
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 2: I mean there's a long history of watches being handed

1430
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,560
down over the generations and preserved. You know, you get

1431
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,920
like Steve McQueen's watch out there. I think Paul Newman

1432
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:07,279
has famous. Oh no, no, I just think there's something

1433
01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:09,359
kind of in it. It's like an artifact of uh,

1434
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,279
you know, Hollywood that I think is interesting. I don't, Yeah,

1435
01:14:12,319 --> 01:14:14,359
I don't. And I love David. I mean, David Lynch

1436
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:15,920
is probably the only Johnny.

1437
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,319
Speaker 1: If you could buy, if you could buy Bruce Lee's

1438
01:14:18,399 --> 01:14:20,800
last cup, would you wear it? Would you? Would you

1439
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:24,199
buy it? The last cup you ever watched? Warren a Kuma.

1440
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:32,199
Speaker 17: Te No, No, I don't, I don't, But Now, if

1441
01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:36,880
you told me I could get like, yeah, I know,

1442
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,039
would you?

1443
01:14:38,079 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 2: Would you get his jockstrap? Sam?

1444
01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: Yes, it would probably be a small jockstrap because he's Asian.

1445
01:14:45,319 --> 01:14:47,199
Speaker 2: Well, you it doesn't matter. You're gonna wear it on

1446
01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:49,000
your head anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

1447
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: That's true, Johnny, That's totally true.

1448
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,119
Speaker 2: What are you? You were about to show us something?

1449
01:14:55,119 --> 01:14:55,560
What is it?

1450
01:14:57,399 --> 01:14:59,279
Speaker 1: Oh? I wanted to see if I had that video,

1451
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,920
if I saved it for you to see.

1452
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:07,279
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god. While you're doing that, we can

1453
01:15:07,319 --> 01:15:10,239
look at this now. This is video that came out

1454
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:12,760
a couple of years ago, but it's finally getting its

1455
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:16,560
due on social media. This is net Yahoo telling the

1456
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:21,079
truth because he thought it wasn't going anywhere and proving,

1457
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,039
you know, the entire premise that he caused all of

1458
01:15:24,079 --> 01:15:27,960
this ship with Hamas. That's happened. This is and I'm

1459
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:29,439
only showing it as I said. It came out a

1460
01:15:29,479 --> 01:15:31,479
couple of years ago, but it's going megaviral right now.

1461
01:15:31,479 --> 01:15:36,680
Ben Swan reported on it. This is net Yahoo confessing

1462
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:41,199
to propping up Hamas and coordinating all of their activities.

1463
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:42,119
Here we go.

1464
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:47,520
Speaker 1: The public Blamestaho turned down your thing, mute. You is

1465
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:50,760
the one who fed the beast.

1466
01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:57,039
Speaker 9: He did not create Commas, but he fed it. Who

1467
01:15:57,159 --> 01:16:01,800
is against peace and who is against having a Palestinian

1468
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:08,359
state dealt with Hamas for a long time as a

1469
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:14,000
strategic friend.

1470
01:16:27,279 --> 01:16:29,520
Speaker 1: Why do they sound like Dracula?

1471
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:33,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, now he's for If you're listening, he's saying that, yes,

1472
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:36,439
we have enemies. I prop them up, I confuse them,

1473
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:39,159
I feed them information, and then I whack them over

1474
01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:40,840
the head. Basically, it's what he said there.

1475
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, he forgot to prop you up. Part is thirty

1476
01:16:44,359 --> 01:16:45,720
thirty million dollars a month.

1477
01:16:47,159 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 9: It was important for him to keep Gaza under the

1478
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:55,000
control of Hamas and keeping there was back under the

1479
01:16:55,039 --> 01:17:01,119
control of Yea, preventing them from being UNI in any way.

1480
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,800
In order to do so, Nathaniel was all the time

1481
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,279
helping Hamas to survive.

1482
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:13,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, dude, he's a real piece of.

1483
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 3: At the same time that he was under investigation, he

1484
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:21,039
arranged for Hamas to receive thirty five.

1485
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,560
Speaker 1: Million dollars every month from Qatar.

1486
01:17:24,279 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 18: Nathaniel can't give them money by himself, is well, will

1487
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,199
not give money to the Ramas.

1488
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,720
Speaker 1: You cannot even trust for this money.

1489
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 18: Through banks, because even the banks don't want to cooperate,

1490
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,479
so you they Israeli Prime Minister needs to beg this

1491
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:45,439
small and very rich country Katau to give money to

1492
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,079
our enemy.

1493
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:54,800
Speaker 9: The suitcases of money was given to Hamas under the

1494
01:17:54,880 --> 01:18:00,800
request of Benjamin Nathaniel personally and because they Aarians knew

1495
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:05,760
him from the beginning. They were asking him to send

1496
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:11,840
them his requests writing because they knew that he's going

1497
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:12,880
to lie in the future.

1498
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:19,479
Speaker 13: He allowed more than one billion to be transferred to

1499
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,560
the hands of.

1500
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:26,279
Speaker 8: The Hamas because he believed that he can control the

1501
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:27,520
level of hatred.

1502
01:18:28,479 --> 01:18:29,399
Speaker 1: It's nonsense.

1503
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:32,520
Speaker 4: He cannot control the flames.

1504
01:18:35,199 --> 01:18:54,439
Speaker 1: About the two women in the hole? Should along? Did

1505
01:18:54,560 --> 01:19:08,000
so many good to me? Your strategy was keep from

1506
01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:11,760
us there. We can the Palestinian authority on the West

1507
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:17,159
Bank sustain the extremists. We can the moderate.

1508
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 2: I can't show that. But uh yeah, it's I mean

1509
01:19:24,039 --> 01:19:29,159
that was at the end was dipshit bragging about how

1510
01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:32,039
he you know, knows how to handle this. Suh.

1511
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:35,520
Speaker 1: You mean like what everyone's been talking about for like

1512
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,520
ten years. I mean, dude, this is my whole thing.

1513
01:19:40,119 --> 01:19:44,319
When when when everyone's like, well, the the oh my god,

1514
01:19:44,399 --> 01:19:48,479
the the uh the you know, the Muslims are dangerous,

1515
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,479
and dude, I'm Armenian, Okay, I know. I know what

1516
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:55,359
Muslims can do, all right, I'm not an idiot. I

1517
01:19:55,359 --> 01:19:58,560
have a tattoo of that day. I would show you,

1518
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:03,239
but my guts so fat. All right, So I know

1519
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:08,800
what Muslims can do. But the entire view of specially

1520
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:13,520
gen Z gen X millennials is all based off of

1521
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:19,439
El Qaeda, all based of ISIS, and we're just finding

1522
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:24,520
out it's all. They're all paid mercenaries. And before you

1523
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:28,000
start killing these guys and think they're the worst people ever,

1524
01:20:28,359 --> 01:20:33,640
they come from areas where there's no economics, there's no economy,

1525
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:38,159
there's nothing they can do. The only jobs are mercenaries.

1526
01:20:39,319 --> 01:20:43,239
And now you have Israel calling for the assassination of

1527
01:20:43,279 --> 01:20:46,279
the guy who replaced the SOD when they inserted the

1528
01:20:46,359 --> 01:20:52,119
guy that replaced the SOD. Yes, it's all, it's just

1529
01:20:52,359 --> 01:20:54,840
all the Greater Israel project, Johnny, you said it, right,

1530
01:20:54,920 --> 01:21:00,760
The Greater Israel project is Kevin Bacon of conserracy everywhere, right,

1531
01:21:01,319 --> 01:21:02,520
I mean it's everywhere.

1532
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 2: I don't And they've they've done this brilliant trick where

1533
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:10,359
they've made any criticism of them by like Normi's uh

1534
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,439
sound you know, they've turned that into anti semitism. So

1535
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:17,640
it's regular people are afraid they even say what is

1536
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:21,439
obvious because you know, they don't want to be they

1537
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,720
they they live in a world where that that is,

1538
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:27,640
you know, a black mark, like being a racist. So

1539
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,520
so they're afraid, you know, to speak up.

1540
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:29,880
Speaker 3: No.

1541
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 1: But it's like it's like right now, everybody's talking Sharia law.

1542
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:37,119
Everyone's afraid of Sharia law. Nobody's afraid of no hide laws.

1543
01:21:38,239 --> 01:21:42,439
And those people are meeting with with politicians. I mean,

1544
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:46,359
that stupid idiot in a wheelchair in Texas are passing

1545
01:21:46,359 --> 01:21:51,000
anti semitism laws. Alison again, we all love each We

1546
01:21:51,079 --> 01:21:53,399
love Dana, I love Dana, I love Miss Short I

1547
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:55,520
love I love Jews. I love Jews. But what a

1548
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,680
bunch of pussies. I mean, like all you you know,

1549
01:21:59,199 --> 01:22:03,000
I got this bit of everyone's retarded, right, everyone's retarded.

1550
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:06,239
And I go through everybody, I go through everybody. I

1551
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:09,720
literally can't come up with a Muslim joke because they're

1552
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:13,399
all so hacky. We've been just racking these dudes since

1553
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:16,520
nine to eleven. Anything I said is gonna be said

1554
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,800
a thousand times. Look at that.

1555
01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:21,199
Speaker 2: I thought this was fake, by the way, I had

1556
01:22:21,199 --> 01:22:23,520
to look up that this wasn't Ai. And in fact,

1557
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:26,920
it's so not Ai that there are like ten of

1558
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:29,279
these from the past where he met with these same guys.

1559
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,520
This isn't the only one. He's done this a bunch

1560
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:34,199
of times. Oh, this is me trying to buy a grill.

1561
01:22:34,279 --> 01:22:38,720
Speaker 1: Here, Johnny's buying a grill a marketplace. He's that shady

1562
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,279
He's gonna get the grill and then just get robbed.

1563
01:22:42,159 --> 01:22:44,760
Speaker 2: Uh no, no, no, no, look at this dude. Yeah,

1564
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:50,960
but I mean it's the d uhad Yeah, yeah, remember

1565
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:51,199
the one.

1566
01:22:51,239 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, they're just a loving, peaceful group. You're like,

1567
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,279
da have Donald's in New York City, Like, what are

1568
01:22:56,279 --> 01:22:59,600
you talking about? You see Steven Spielberg's mom meeting with

1569
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:05,239
the hag. My son is Steven Spielberg. You know, it's like, yeah,

1570
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:07,800
you see the videos, that's the guy that young man

1571
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,760
yah who meets He's like, you got to speed this up.

1572
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:13,960
I'm so fucking old, I need to see this happen.

1573
01:23:14,359 --> 01:23:15,800
Let's go speed it up.

1574
01:23:17,319 --> 01:23:18,800
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a creepy video.

1575
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:21,279
Speaker 1: It's such a creepy video. Oh.

1576
01:23:21,279 --> 01:23:25,920
Speaker 2: Here it is Steven Spielberg's mother meets with famous rebbe

1577
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,119
Leah Adler.

1578
01:23:29,359 --> 01:23:31,920
Speaker 15: Uh he in the Milky Way restaurant.

1579
01:23:32,119 --> 01:23:35,560
Speaker 19: My dear husband, and I would like to have rocks

1580
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,640
for all my children and grandchildren.

1581
01:23:40,239 --> 01:23:41,680
Speaker 4: I'm Steven Spielberg's mother.

1582
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:45,279
Speaker 19: Also the bill Steven Spielberg, the famous film director, is

1583
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:53,399
my son. Yes, and it's all here. Yeah, a good

1584
01:23:53,840 --> 01:24:04,239
good news only to go from strength about splendidish guys

1585
01:24:04,319 --> 01:24:07,199
in good mood, not success.

1586
01:24:08,199 --> 01:24:12,439
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just a loving people, like you know,

1587
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,720
the cars for kids thing. We're gonna help disadvance children.

1588
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Yeah, it's just and they don't. I don't.

1589
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:27,680
It's a very it's a very tense moment, isn't it

1590
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:28,199
right now?

1591
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,199
Speaker 1: No, I think it's the best moment ever. And maybe

1592
01:24:31,199 --> 01:24:33,960
it ends with all of us dying, but that's gonna

1593
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,720
happen anyways. But I think we're getting to the point

1594
01:24:37,119 --> 01:24:39,880
where everybody is starting to realize there should be no

1595
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:45,520
protected classes everyone. No one's above criticism, no one's above comedy.

1596
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:49,319
And we're getting to the best, best time ever. And

1597
01:24:49,359 --> 01:24:49,960
I love it.

1598
01:24:50,199 --> 01:24:52,279
Speaker 2: And we I mean we didn't I wanted to get

1599
01:24:52,319 --> 01:24:54,880
this last week, but I mean this ties right into it.

1600
01:24:55,319 --> 01:24:58,840
We reported, or we talked about. We reported got my

1601
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,399
journalist cap On, we talked about the reports of this

1602
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:04,840
crazy lab that was set up by a Chinese national

1603
01:25:05,079 --> 01:25:07,960
in Vegas and they had like a California warehouse where

1604
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,239
all this creepy like ebola and shit was going on,

1605
01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:13,520
and they were supposed to be manufacturing or no, no,

1606
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:16,600
they were selling. And this ties into a conspiracy. You've

1607
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,720
had sam about you don't trust those instant COVID tests, Well,

1608
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:25,600
they were repackaging Chinese COVID tests and passing them off

1609
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:30,119
in that lab as American COVID tests. So in that

1610
01:25:30,199 --> 01:25:33,359
lab with all those like weird diseases and stuff in

1611
01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:38,600
like containers, and we found out that the guy who

1612
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:43,439
whose name is on the uh the least for that

1613
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:49,479
place is a fifty five year old Israeli citizen by

1614
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:53,279
the name of or Solomon, and he was also arrested

1615
01:25:53,319 --> 01:25:55,960
in that That was a follow up too, so that

1616
01:25:56,039 --> 01:25:59,079
now even that crazy lab has ties back to Israel.

1617
01:26:00,359 --> 01:26:02,479
At that story that just kind of got swept under

1618
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:06,159
the rug a couple of months ago. So I mean,

1619
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:09,119
when you've been saying for years. Dude, you don't trust

1620
01:26:09,119 --> 01:26:11,039
those instant tests.

1621
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,039
Speaker 1: No, I mean, dude, you know when I got tested

1622
01:26:14,079 --> 01:26:17,720
because I was my back it was against the wall.

1623
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:23,319
Was when I came back from Missouri and oh no, no, Wisconsin.

1624
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,479
I come back, I get an email from my dem

1625
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,600
manager and they're like, yeah, I tested positive COVID. I

1626
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:32,760
gotta let everybody know. And I just freaked out because

1627
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:36,039
I thought legally I could be held accountable because that's

1628
01:26:36,079 --> 01:26:38,840
how crazy it was. I've told the story. But so

1629
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:41,399
I go to get tested and they shoved something so

1630
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,880
deep down my fucking nostrils. And then then I'm at

1631
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:47,800
home and fifteen minutes later, I get a call and

1632
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:49,800
they're like and the guy's talking to me like he's

1633
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:52,720
about to tell me that my dog passed away. He's like,

1634
01:26:55,479 --> 01:26:59,520
I just I don't know how to tell you this, man,

1635
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:02,039
but you got COVID.

1636
01:27:02,199 --> 01:27:02,239
Speaker 3: MA.

1637
01:27:04,439 --> 01:27:07,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you so dramatic, dude? He's like,

1638
01:27:07,359 --> 01:27:10,840
you just got COVID. I go, okay, I was just there.

1639
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:13,720
How did you get that test so quick? Oh you're

1640
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:16,159
so new speed? Okay? Did I just knew it's full

1641
01:27:16,159 --> 01:27:17,840
ship even though I had go tell everybody.

1642
01:27:18,039 --> 01:27:20,119
Speaker 2: By the way, you also have AIDS. No big deal,

1643
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:20,840
but you you?

1644
01:27:21,119 --> 01:27:22,640
Speaker 1: I mean I had AIDS before that.

1645
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:30,560
Speaker 2: So we covered the when the first video of Iranian

1646
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:34,039
lego propaganda went out. Now we've had a couple of

1647
01:27:34,159 --> 01:27:37,479
follow on videos seemed that seemed to be directed at

1648
01:27:37,479 --> 01:27:41,119
one person, the president. This is this is one of them.

1649
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:42,199
Just here.

1650
01:28:06,319 --> 01:28:10,359
Speaker 1: Oh, bro, I mean this is just pure fire. I

1651
01:28:10,359 --> 01:28:11,399
mean they're crushing him.

1652
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,800
Speaker 2: Do you want to kind of narrate it? What's happening here?

1653
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:15,640
It's pretty funny.

1654
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:19,399
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, I have something else to say.

1655
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:20,760
Speaker 2: Do you want me to stop the video?

1656
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:21,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1657
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:26,439
Speaker 1: Okay, So have you heard the new thing about cash Ptel?

1658
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:31,159
Speaker 2: Well, I saw the video. Now the video is not him, Unfortunately.

1659
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm him dancing.

1660
01:28:32,079 --> 01:28:32,800
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not him.

1661
01:28:33,199 --> 01:28:35,640
Speaker 1: Well, even if it was, I don't give a shit, right,

1662
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:41,279
But so the whole thing is that some hackers hacked

1663
01:28:41,279 --> 01:28:46,079
his email and god, his porn like thing, like everyone

1664
01:28:46,159 --> 01:28:51,199
doesn't watch porn like this is my problem with society

1665
01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:53,760
is that you know, it goes again, Johnny, back to

1666
01:28:53,840 --> 01:29:01,239
this whole thing. You know. No, it's this whole thing

1667
01:29:01,239 --> 01:29:04,079
where it's like I just saw another video of a chick.

1668
01:29:04,359 --> 01:29:07,119
So there's these guys. Now, that go to like Miami

1669
01:29:07,159 --> 01:29:09,520
Beach and they just tell chicks they dressed like whores,

1670
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:12,399
and the chicks go crazy and pissed, and then of

1671
01:29:12,399 --> 01:29:14,800
course what they call them gay. But these are the

1672
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:17,760
same people that like love gay Pride Month and they

1673
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:21,880
can't wear enough rainbows and they're like, you know, love everybody,

1674
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:24,479
and then they use it as like a slur to

1675
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:27,760
like try to diminish somebody. It's like that, lets me

1676
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:31,920
know what you really think, totally right. So that's my

1677
01:29:32,159 --> 01:29:35,119
opinion on everyone going off on cash Betel because of

1678
01:29:35,159 --> 01:29:37,560
his poor Oh my god, he watches porn. You mean,

1679
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:40,560
he's a grown man, and everyone seems to be doing that,

1680
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:43,000
and the ones who don't do it can't stop telling

1681
01:29:43,039 --> 01:29:44,720
you they don't watch porn.

1682
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:50,199
Speaker 2: I agree, yeah, and I mean it's I honestly, I'm

1683
01:29:50,239 --> 01:29:53,600
surprised he didn't get hurt more than he did. I expected,

1684
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,479
you know, the guy gets high up in government, you

1685
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:58,159
expect him really nasty shit to come out, all right,

1686
01:29:58,199 --> 01:29:59,720
he watches porn like okay.

1687
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:05,479
Speaker 1: Okay, So so this is the interesting thing. Right. So during

1688
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:11,479
Trump's first administration, there was a story that came out

1689
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:17,640
about John Brennan bragging that the CIA could hack anybody

1690
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:25,359
and anything, right, Okay, could hack anything, and they would

1691
01:30:25,439 --> 01:30:27,680
blame it on hackers.

1692
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:30,319
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm with you.

1693
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,000
Speaker 1: And that's why I think it's happening right now. I

1694
01:30:33,039 --> 01:30:36,880
think they're trying to take I think they're trying to

1695
01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:42,880
take out cash Hotel because remember what Cash Hotel said

1696
01:30:43,039 --> 01:30:47,279
before he became the FBI, the FBI, he was like,

1697
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:51,319
day one, I'm going to the FBI, of course, turning

1698
01:30:51,319 --> 01:30:54,960
into a museum. They don't forget that shit what Chuck

1699
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,920
Schumer said, they could get you eight way sideways. Now

1700
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:00,680
he's don a one to eighty on everything.

1701
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, what do you think about somebody who says

1702
01:31:04,159 --> 01:31:06,479
this like there? Now, Dan Bongino, we definitely do you

1703
01:31:06,479 --> 01:31:08,560
think Cashptel's been a scam? What do you think?

1704
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if he's been a scam. I

1705
01:31:10,119 --> 01:31:12,479
don't know if either of those guys, let's say, were

1706
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:15,800
necessarily scammed before they got in, but they saw something

1707
01:31:16,119 --> 01:31:17,479
and they just one eightied it.

1708
01:31:18,159 --> 01:31:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree.

1709
01:31:21,399 --> 01:31:23,760
Speaker 1: And again I was saying this the other day to somebody.

1710
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,720
I think it was on the the Whatever This Is

1711
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:31,840
podcast on my premium content that you could tell if

1712
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:34,720
somebody's lying all the time based on the amount of

1713
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:42,520
followers they have, meaning has their audience dwindled insanely right

1714
01:31:43,199 --> 01:31:47,920
like Cat like Dann Bongino, Ben Shapiro. They've lost their

1715
01:31:48,079 --> 01:31:51,680
entire audience because they're on the wrong thing, of the

1716
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:55,920
wrong side of everything all the time. Tucker Tucker's goes up,

1717
01:31:56,319 --> 01:31:58,840
Cana Zwon's goes up. Everyone can say whatever you want

1718
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:01,319
about her, but the numbers keep going up.

1719
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,920
Speaker 2: Tucker might run for president, dude. They're trying to get

1720
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:06,199
him to.

1721
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that would fit into a CIA plant.

1722
01:32:09,479 --> 01:32:10,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would, wouldn't it.

1723
01:32:12,399 --> 01:32:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm just telling you.

1724
01:32:17,279 --> 01:32:17,359
Speaker 3: What.

1725
01:32:18,119 --> 01:32:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, dude. I think this is all game.

1726
01:32:21,279 --> 01:32:24,199
I think the whole thing with Cash Pattel is they're

1727
01:32:24,279 --> 01:32:29,000
trying to They're just trying to fucking take him out

1728
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,760
and destroy his reputation.

1729
01:32:33,239 --> 01:32:37,119
Speaker 2: By these lego videos. Just crack me up. We don't

1730
01:32:37,159 --> 01:32:39,399
there's not really the audio is just music because they

1731
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:42,960
for this one. So it's uh, it's showing like dramatic

1732
01:32:43,159 --> 01:32:47,960
images of Iranian missiles flying into these cluster munitions.

1733
01:32:48,119 --> 01:32:48,720
Speaker 1: Uh.

1734
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:54,399
Speaker 2: And then uh BBI is just grasping at Trump's leg crying,

1735
01:32:55,079 --> 01:32:57,680
and then here come all these missiles just destroying Israeli

1736
01:32:57,720 --> 01:33:02,039
air bases and US military fuel depots, the Prince Sultan

1737
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:04,159
Air Base, whatever that is.

1738
01:33:04,159 --> 01:33:09,039
Speaker 1: There's see, it's so crazy that they realize the best

1739
01:33:09,039 --> 01:33:13,640
way to push propaganda just let go. It's through kids entertainment.

1740
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,800
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. It's targeted just that Trump. They're trying

1741
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:19,439
to show Trump.

1742
01:33:21,399 --> 01:33:24,600
Speaker 1: It's targeted at getting Americans to go, oh my god,

1743
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:28,319
they're killing our kids and we're getting ran by idiots

1744
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:32,119
and they're totally winning. You know, City Bank is Saudi, right,

1745
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:34,840
you know that that's why they hit a city bank.

1746
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:39,520
I mean it's just sad, and like, how do you

1747
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:44,720
move forward as the leader of the nation when the

1748
01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:47,239
nation that you're trying to protect says they're never going

1749
01:33:47,319 --> 01:33:50,279
to send you, never going to send their own troops.

1750
01:33:50,319 --> 01:33:54,640
It's so fucking disgusting, you know, it's just disgusting to me.

1751
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:59,279
And here we are staying this shit. You know, they

1752
01:33:59,439 --> 01:34:03,960
just super disgusting to me. That's my opinion. Guys, go

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Speaker 2: Near the Facebook.

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01:34:49,239 --> 01:34:54,079
Speaker 1: Guy, No, I'm a Johnny. You sound echoe echoey.

1765
01:34:54,720 --> 01:35:01,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, maybe it's coming the wrong mike streaming

1766
01:35:01,119 --> 01:35:07,840
or it just sucked. Yeah, it should be good.

1767
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:11,880
Speaker 1: Now, Yes, there you go, Johnny, There you go, Johnny.

1768
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:15,720
Speaker 2: I gotta get going, all right, let me we gotta

1769
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:18,319
do the Yeah. Anyway, there are a couple more. There

1770
01:35:18,399 --> 01:35:20,000
was one that showed them, did you see It showed

1771
01:35:20,199 --> 01:35:24,479
bb and Trump worshiping Ball, like going down into hades

1772
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:29,760
basically and worshiping Ball. Monny and propaganda. They and they like,

1773
01:35:29,840 --> 01:35:32,439
they show them like hanging out with Epstein and they

1774
01:35:32,479 --> 01:35:36,199
have missiles that they're painting, like revenge for Epstein or

1775
01:35:36,239 --> 01:35:40,560
for his victims. On they're really like plugged into Yeah,

1776
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:44,479
what kind of the anti war movement is also the

1777
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:48,720
vibe that we're on, yes, which I mean it does

1778
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:51,520
concern me that maybe they're part of their propaganda.

1779
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,520
Speaker 1: I mean they all could be working together.

1780
01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:56,520
Speaker 2: Bleeding into this a little bit. Yes, did you see

1781
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:58,079
Whitney Webb Sam?

1782
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:01,479
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then everyone push back on her, and then

1783
01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:03,119
she was kind of like, well I did have time

1784
01:36:03,159 --> 01:36:04,279
to explain myself.

1785
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,520
Speaker 2: Oh is she said that? Now?

1786
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you go to Whitney's Twitter.

1787
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:11,359
Speaker 2: Okay, and we're talking about the Joe Kent thing where

1788
01:36:11,399 --> 01:36:15,560
she was talking about Joe Kent. Uh, this was she

1789
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:19,640
was saying, Uh, kentson intelligence officer and a top CAA guy,

1790
01:36:20,119 --> 01:36:22,600
be careful in trusting former spooks who come out of

1791
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,880
nowhere and are saying what you want to hear. Anyway, Basically,

1792
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:29,199
the first Trump administration defined the rising domestic terror threat

1793
01:36:29,520 --> 01:36:32,079
because after nine to eleven, they've been building all this

1794
01:36:32,199 --> 01:36:35,920
infrastructure for a war on domestic terror. That's what you've

1795
01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:40,199
been saying too. Every administration has advanced it, Democrat and Republican.

1796
01:36:40,439 --> 01:36:43,600
So who are they saying? The domestic terrorists are the

1797
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:47,880
anti Semitic right leaning populists I worry when people from

1798
01:36:48,159 --> 01:36:52,600
the exact nexus that existed in Trump's first administration come

1799
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:55,840
out and are trying to get right leaning populous, in

1800
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:59,560
particular to do things the Trump administration itself, even if

1801
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,800
no one else agrees with the definition, would define as

1802
01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:04,520
anti Semitic. So she thinks we're kind of being whipped

1803
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:09,720
into this, uh, you know, fervor by people who want

1804
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:12,560
us categorized as anti Semites so that we can be

1805
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:16,119
treated as right wing terrorists. What do you think about that?

1806
01:37:16,119 --> 01:37:17,800
That we're kind of being led by our nose by

1807
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,439
these guys, like guys like Kent to our doom.

1808
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:26,239
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. And then Nick Flintes went

1809
01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:29,680
off on her. He looked that up, just went off

1810
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:35,159
on her. And here's the problem. There's a history of this.

1811
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,840
It's like goes back to Freemasonry. When they need a hero,

1812
01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:42,199
will supply them, When they need a villain, will supply them.

1813
01:37:42,760 --> 01:37:46,159
You know, we'll supply that too. I mean, it's not

1814
01:37:46,239 --> 01:37:51,119
like Whitney's like just reaching for straws. There's a history

1815
01:37:51,199 --> 01:37:54,399
of this. That's the whole thing about Edward snowden Is.

1816
01:37:54,439 --> 01:37:58,479
They came over from the CIA to the NS from

1817
01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:01,399
the CIA to the A and then they were throwing

1818
01:38:01,399 --> 01:38:05,479
the essay under the boss because the CIA wants control everything.

1819
01:38:07,079 --> 01:38:09,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, the CIA is at war with the government as

1820
01:38:09,039 --> 01:38:12,600
well as its own people. Okay, I got there's an

1821
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:14,359
N word. I gotta watch out for him here. I'll

1822
01:38:14,399 --> 01:38:15,119
try to be careful.

1823
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,079
Speaker 16: Is the role Advance will play. And it's funny that

1824
01:38:18,359 --> 01:38:20,039
Whitney Webb doesn't see any of this.

1825
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:24,439
Speaker 1: Hey, numbers, mute your ship.

1826
01:38:26,159 --> 01:38:31,520
Speaker 16: Go you see Whitney Webb's take. Whitney Webb went on

1827
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:33,800
Jimmy Door, it's a show for idiots.

1828
01:38:34,039 --> 01:38:37,279
Speaker 1: Okay, stop webtop it. Why is he gotta say that

1829
01:38:37,319 --> 01:38:39,239
about about Jimmy Dore.

1830
01:38:39,399 --> 01:38:39,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1831
01:38:40,319 --> 01:38:44,319
Speaker 1: I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous. And again, yeah he is

1832
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:48,640
he this is old him, old habits. I mean, Jimmy

1833
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:51,520
Dor said very nice things about him. What is Jimmy

1834
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:57,960
Door a show? Why is Jimmy Door a show for idiots? Why?

1835
01:38:57,960 --> 01:38:58,159
Speaker 13: Why?

1836
01:38:58,479 --> 01:38:59,800
Speaker 2: Because he's a former Democrat?

1837
01:39:00,119 --> 01:39:03,000
Speaker 1: Know who's I mean, like, it just doesn't make any

1838
01:39:03,039 --> 01:39:06,439
sense that Jimmy Door is. You know, Jimmy Dore's full

1839
01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:10,359
blown conspiracy theorist now reaching a giant crowd, and it's

1840
01:39:10,399 --> 01:39:13,560
like this gets into this thing where people who have

1841
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:17,359
been banished to the dark realms have to start rap

1842
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:22,079
beefs with everybody, Like Jimmy Door is not the guy

1843
01:39:22,119 --> 01:39:24,600
to go after Winny Web isn't either, But let's hear

1844
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:25,439
what he has to say.

1845
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:27,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta and again there's an N word. I

1846
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:31,800
gotta be careful of here, so I'll try not to play.

1847
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:35,600
Speaker 16: So the reason that Joe can't resigned is because they

1848
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:40,279
want to groom far right terrorists for pre crime. It's like,

1849
01:39:40,319 --> 01:39:44,640
you fucking idiot, So for you, everything just is one thing.

1850
01:39:45,319 --> 01:39:47,119
Every question has the same answer.

1851
01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:47,680
Speaker 1: Hmm.

1852
01:39:47,840 --> 01:39:51,720
Speaker 16: A CIA officer wrote this letter, why did he resign?

1853
01:39:52,279 --> 01:39:55,920
Pre crime? Pre crime? A false flag pre crime? That's

1854
01:39:56,039 --> 01:39:58,680
all you got? One trick pony.

1855
01:40:00,119 --> 01:40:05,800
Speaker 1: You What isn't he like? Dude? It's it's like, I mean,

1856
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:08,000
this is a guy that told everybody to go into

1857
01:40:08,399 --> 01:40:13,039
the Capitol on January sixth, Like what are you talking about? Dude?

1858
01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:18,079
Who funds you? Bro? I like Nick Flints. I think

1859
01:40:18,079 --> 01:40:21,920
he's great, But again, this is like this the scorpion

1860
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:27,760
and the toad. You know, that's what I do. Like

1861
01:40:27,960 --> 01:40:30,239
you're sitting there acting like they don't fucking do this.

1862
01:40:30,600 --> 01:40:33,479
And that's not the plan. Of course, it's the plan.

1863
01:40:34,319 --> 01:40:42,319
The plan is always uh national uh national terrorist, domestic terrorism.

1864
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:45,439
It's always been the plan. And it's so funny because

1865
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:54,359
I'm watching this, I'm watching I'm watching uh Daredevil. It's

1866
01:40:54,439 --> 01:40:59,239
all about black bagging people. Yea, like again that like

1867
01:40:59,319 --> 01:41:04,399
they tell you what they're doing. It's all about black

1868
01:41:04,479 --> 01:41:07,279
bagging people. And then this guy's like, oh, dude, that's

1869
01:41:07,319 --> 01:41:09,720
your only know what do you mean that's your only no?

1870
01:41:11,039 --> 01:41:14,880
Witty Ond's only no is domestic terrorism. I mean are

1871
01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:15,760
we talking.

1872
01:41:15,479 --> 01:41:21,720
Speaker 2: About I'm with you, dude. Did you see those weird

1873
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:24,479
tweets that the White House put out like a couple

1874
01:41:24,479 --> 01:41:26,520
of days ago, where like it was just like a

1875
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:29,520
glitchy thing that said like sound on and it flashed

1876
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:31,319
for a couple of seconds, and then they deleted it

1877
01:41:31,399 --> 01:41:33,960
and then there was here's a story. CNBC posts about

1878
01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:37,680
two mysterious videos posted to the White House's official X

1879
01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:41,319
and Instagram accounts on Wednesday night generated buzz online. With

1880
01:41:41,439 --> 01:41:45,439
the purpose of these short, vertically shot clips unclear. One

1881
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:48,560
video was later deleted. The first video, posted around nine

1882
01:41:48,600 --> 01:41:51,159
to fifteen pm Eastern Time, appeared to be filmed on

1883
01:41:51,199 --> 01:41:54,439
a smartphone with a camera pointed at someone's feet, and

1884
01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:57,000
the four second long video, a female voice can be

1885
01:41:57,039 --> 01:42:01,319
heard asking it's launching soon right, A line of text

1886
01:42:01,359 --> 01:42:04,720
appears on the screen saying sound on. The video was

1887
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:07,239
later removed from the White House account and deleted from

1888
01:42:07,239 --> 01:42:10,840
Instagram roughly ninety minutes later. The second short video, posted

1889
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:14,880
at ten pm Eastern, showed a black, staticky screen with

1890
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:18,880
a phone notification sound playing an American flag was visible

1891
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:22,359
in one frame. The post included emojis of a smartphone

1892
01:42:22,439 --> 01:42:25,520
and sound. There was no indication of the context of

1893
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:28,520
the posts, which racked up millions of views. I'm sure

1894
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:33,079
you saw them. Yeah, it's almost what what was it?

1895
01:42:33,119 --> 01:42:34,960
What was what were those posts? What was I mean?

1896
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:39,119
Speaker 1: It was It's all about heightening anxiety, getting everyone freaking out.

1897
01:42:39,439 --> 01:42:41,760
I mean it's always that. Remember the thing in the

1898
01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:45,399
sky that was going around everywhere? Is it gonna come

1899
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:46,840
to earth? What happened with that?

1900
01:42:48,319 --> 01:42:50,319
Speaker 2: Here's the here's the video of the last one that

1901
01:42:50,399 --> 01:42:56,760
didn't get deleted, And that was if you're listening, that's

1902
01:42:56,840 --> 01:42:58,880
not that was part of this thing. It was and

1903
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:01,119
it tells you. The tweet says, hey put your sound

1904
01:43:01,199 --> 01:43:04,119
on and then play this and then you can see

1905
01:43:04,119 --> 01:43:07,520
like some glitchiness and just a little one frame of

1906
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:10,319
like maybe one or two frames right there of the

1907
01:43:10,359 --> 01:43:14,119
American flag for a second, like in with like some

1908
01:43:14,359 --> 01:43:18,439
VHS tape effect overlaid. What on earth is that?

1909
01:43:20,439 --> 01:43:25,399
Speaker 1: I mean, play it one more time. It was pretty fast.

1910
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:28,279
Speaker 2: Well yeah you can. I mean you can't see unless

1911
01:43:28,279 --> 01:43:29,920
I slow it down. It's do you see? It's just

1912
01:43:30,239 --> 01:43:33,239
it's nothing. It plays that ding sound like people's phones,

1913
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:39,600
and then it's just glitchy American flag. That's it. I

1914
01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:41,000
don't see any words or anything.

1915
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:44,600
Speaker 1: But there's one where it's, uh, it's dropping tomorrow.

1916
01:43:46,079 --> 01:43:48,319
Speaker 2: Well no, that there's that video that they deleted that

1917
01:43:48,359 --> 01:43:52,199
says it's launching soon, right and it's pointed at Yeah, yeah,

1918
01:43:52,359 --> 01:43:56,239
they deleted that one. I can I'm sure somehere, but

1919
01:43:56,359 --> 01:44:00,359
that one. What is What are they doing?

1920
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? They're trying to anxiety.

1921
01:44:03,840 --> 01:44:07,680
Speaker 2: I thought I had it up. I'm sorry, okay, yeah,

1922
01:44:07,720 --> 01:44:13,159
here's the frame of the American flag. Uh yeah, but

1923
01:44:13,279 --> 01:44:16,000
usually they're a little I don't know, less obvious about

1924
01:44:16,119 --> 01:44:17,119
heightening anxiety.

1925
01:44:17,119 --> 01:44:20,000
Speaker 1: I mean, Dana, I mean Johnny, I don't know why

1926
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:24,359
he said, Dana, Johnny. They are they are losing everything,

1927
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:28,319
Like you know, there's this whole thing that the elites,

1928
01:44:28,399 --> 01:44:30,640
whatever they want to do, we're all immatically going to

1929
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:34,000
do it. It's all amatically going to happen. And I'm saying,

1930
01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:35,960
I'm just telling you guys.

1931
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:40,359
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, somebody's in the comments saying they're launching a website,

1932
01:44:40,399 --> 01:44:43,199
you idiots? What webs How is that launching a website?

1933
01:44:43,239 --> 01:44:45,880
Speaker 1: I mean maybe they are the doc the alien dot gov.

1934
01:44:46,079 --> 01:44:48,920
That's a great answer. What what all right, Johnny? I

1935
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:51,520
know you got your butt hurt, but I think he

1936
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:56,319
might be right. Yep, that might be it, dude, that's.

1937
01:44:56,399 --> 01:45:01,119
Speaker 2: Arangement launched it. Aliens dot gov is not up. Yeah,

1938
01:45:01,119 --> 01:45:02,920
there's nothing at that ur l if you go there,

1939
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:05,920
it's not that. What website? Say what website? If you're

1940
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:07,399
in the comments and you said it was a website,

1941
01:45:07,439 --> 01:45:08,119
what website is it?

1942
01:45:09,439 --> 01:45:10,439
Speaker 1: Alien dot gov?

1943
01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:12,680
Speaker 2: No, but it's not up. I just went to the web.

1944
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:15,119
Speaker 1: I mean it's not up yet. But maybe that's what

1945
01:45:15,119 --> 01:45:16,079
they're talking about.

1946
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:17,920
Speaker 2: White House app.

1947
01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:22,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they also have a white House app that dropped.

1948
01:45:22,479 --> 01:45:26,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean this person says it's about Snapchat.

1949
01:45:29,520 --> 01:45:31,960
Speaker 1: He's gonna drop some fucking ship on Snapchat.

1950
01:45:36,039 --> 01:45:39,359
Speaker 2: Okay some website they're saying it's an app that tells

1951
01:45:39,399 --> 01:45:46,239
everybody your location. That's great, Okay, well I would not

1952
01:45:46,359 --> 01:45:47,079
download the app.

1953
01:45:47,199 --> 01:45:52,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Johnny, go through. You got stories. I gotta go

1954
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:53,399
with my kids.

1955
01:45:53,479 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the super chests.

1956
01:45:56,079 --> 01:45:59,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, can we be faken? We just tell just

1957
01:45:59,239 --> 01:46:02,960
real quick, up, Mark, let's play one of your episodes

1958
01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:04,199
and see how riveting it is.

1959
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:08,840
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, he's in time out. Just be nice in

1960
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:09,520
the chat.

1961
01:46:09,359 --> 01:46:10,960
Speaker 1: Please me.

1962
01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:14,760
Speaker 2: You know we got enough ship going on you guys.

1963
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:17,439
Speaker 1: We love you guys. I mean we're trying to we're

1964
01:46:17,479 --> 01:46:19,520
trying to solve crimes in the dark.

1965
01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:26,359
Speaker 2: Hair nice jeezh justin foulezone, says Annie. Up boys blinds in.

1966
01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:28,920
I think that was probably the beginning of the episode. Yeah,

1967
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:34,039
we're here, We're all in, buddy, h Cody Rossy, just

1968
01:46:34,079 --> 01:46:36,720
one a little shout out there. Shout out Cody, our friend.

1969
01:46:37,079 --> 01:46:40,920
Cody would never write anything mean, uh JB, says Sam.

1970
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:43,319
Please come to Redd in California. I would love to

1971
01:46:43,319 --> 01:46:48,039
see uh. I would love to see you. Lived before

1972
01:46:48,119 --> 01:46:51,039
I no longer get the chance, live before I no

1973
01:46:51,119 --> 01:46:54,359
longer get the chance. You on your death I hope not.

1974
01:46:54,960 --> 01:46:57,840
I hope not been a fan of tf H since

1975
01:46:57,880 --> 01:47:01,119
the beginning. Love you bro, Love you out. JB. You

1976
01:47:01,159 --> 01:47:05,760
hope you're all right? Man Trey from Philly, paypeg life

1977
01:47:06,000 --> 01:47:08,920
Sam looking forward to Raleigh. Oh, you come down from fun?

1978
01:47:09,239 --> 01:47:10,119
Speaker 1: Should be fun.

1979
01:47:10,319 --> 01:47:12,760
Speaker 2: I might be there. I might be there, I hope.

1980
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:16,920
So choke on Wax says, do you guys think the

1981
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:21,600
government will bring up cryptids since they're acknowledging UFOs? Also,

1982
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:24,640
would you say there is more cryptid eyewitnesses than there

1983
01:47:24,680 --> 01:47:27,399
are people that have been abducted? Well, that's a really

1984
01:47:28,960 --> 01:47:31,560
funny little question. So would you say there are more

1985
01:47:31,600 --> 01:47:34,600
witnesses to cryptids than there are people who have been

1986
01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:36,319
or claim to have been abducted.

1987
01:47:38,159 --> 01:47:41,279
Speaker 1: I think probably that's a great question, haven't. I don't

1988
01:47:41,319 --> 01:47:41,800
have the answer.

1989
01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:44,119
Speaker 2: Probably more people have seen like weird shit in the forest. Yeah,

1990
01:47:44,199 --> 01:47:47,399
for sure been abducted. I would say this guy's that

1991
01:47:47,439 --> 01:47:49,279
tweet from afore san speak louder, but I want to

1992
01:47:49,279 --> 01:47:52,840
read it a seven one two Coldgate shout out Johnny

1993
01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:56,600
is Morty, thank you for that. Let's choke on Wax again.

1994
01:47:56,800 --> 01:48:09,600
I appreciate that. Got mm hm new etn knwit Gung Clan.

1995
01:48:10,159 --> 01:48:12,159
What what does that say? Can you read that? What

1996
01:48:12,319 --> 01:48:13,039
is that name?

1997
01:48:15,359 --> 01:48:17,159
Speaker 1: New Tang Clan?

1998
01:48:17,479 --> 01:48:24,079
Speaker 2: And you got the patch Star Force has sphinx. Oh,

1999
01:48:24,119 --> 01:48:26,920
the patch for Star Force has the sphinx and the

2000
01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:28,159
star over it, so that would make.

2001
01:48:28,159 --> 01:48:31,039
Speaker 1: Sense with but it's also bath mat dude.

2002
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,720
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. Yeah, I remember that. It really is.

2003
01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:37,920
Happy birthday, Jamie Star. We're doing that again. I'll choke on.

2004
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:43,079
Wax says, doing that old chestnut Zebra the drunk? Is

2005
01:48:43,079 --> 01:48:43,600
that zebra?

2006
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:44,479
Speaker 4: There? Is that a picture?

2007
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:50,199
Speaker 2: Zebra looks like he's doing this thing there? Seven Colgate says,

2008
01:48:50,239 --> 01:48:53,039
she's so mid. Maybe a Carolina eight Delaware has so

2009
01:48:53,119 --> 01:48:55,000
much better, Johnny Love Mid's old mids.

2010
01:48:55,920 --> 01:48:58,560
Speaker 1: Old, we got some old man, we got some new mads.

2011
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:01,239
We've got some young mids. We got some Chinese.

2012
01:49:01,319 --> 01:49:06,479
Speaker 2: Talking about the coda, Johnson, He's he's wrong, sorry, Uh.

2013
01:49:06,760 --> 01:49:11,520
Gold Gothin says, is the show's po box still one

2014
01:49:11,640 --> 01:49:14,920
eight our one zero nine zero seven Magnolia number four

2015
01:49:14,960 --> 01:49:16,359
two three? Is it? Sam?

2016
01:49:17,279 --> 01:49:17,479
Speaker 17: Yeah?

2017
01:49:17,479 --> 01:49:20,560
Speaker 1: It is it is? Okay, Yes, I keep it just

2018
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:21,640
for bs.

2019
01:49:22,479 --> 01:49:23,520
Speaker 2: Have you checked it recently?

2020
01:49:24,439 --> 01:49:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll check it again this week.

2021
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:29,199
Speaker 2: Okay. That means he has not checked it recently. Uh

2022
01:49:29,960 --> 01:49:34,000
o O G Soul says, twenty gay dollars. Third shift

2023
01:49:34,079 --> 01:49:35,840
Kroger's loves you, Sam.

2024
01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:40,560
Speaker 1: Thank you third shift. You stock our shelves. You stock

2025
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:44,800
our shelves. Dude, and you guys hook up? Do you

2026
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:45,520
guys hook up?

2027
01:49:45,720 --> 01:49:46,279
Speaker 2: You know they do?

2028
01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:50,479
Speaker 1: Dud Do you bang the baggage lady from third third shift?

2029
01:49:50,479 --> 01:49:51,560
Because nobody's coming in.

2030
01:49:53,199 --> 01:49:56,439
Speaker 2: Uh I used to love shopping after midnight.

2031
01:49:56,600 --> 01:50:00,920
Speaker 1: Now they for midnight. Johnnys gonna get some pro at

2032
01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:04,399
the midnight. Can't do it anymore after midnight. Stop opening

2033
01:50:04,399 --> 01:50:09,239
that late Now that sucks. Christian says, God bless you Johnny,

2034
01:50:09,239 --> 01:50:11,880
God bless you Sam. You guys have the best pods

2035
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:13,840
out there. Because of you guys, I have learned so

2036
01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:17,560
much and understand all the weird paranormal things that happened

2037
01:50:17,560 --> 01:50:21,199
to me are normal. Loll one love shout out.

2038
01:50:21,439 --> 01:50:22,279
Speaker 2: It's very nice.

2039
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:25,960
Speaker 1: Shout out, shout out, shout out, shout out.

2040
01:50:26,479 --> 01:50:30,000
Speaker 2: Chance Green Music says Justin Camacho is super gay.

2041
01:50:31,279 --> 01:50:33,159
Speaker 1: Justin Camacho. I love that.

2042
01:50:33,880 --> 01:50:34,920
Speaker 2: Who is that? Do you know that?

2043
01:50:35,039 --> 01:50:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't know?

2044
01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:39,279
Speaker 2: I know Hector Camacho, Hector Macho Camacho.

2045
01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:44,279
Speaker 1: That's right, doctor, macho, so camacho.

2046
01:50:44,079 --> 01:50:49,840
Speaker 2: Uncut currency says Johnny is mosad. Sam is bumfardo, matrix lot.

2047
01:50:50,239 --> 01:50:51,840
Speaker 1: I agree, I am Bumfardo.

2048
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:58,279
Speaker 2: Justin Boyd says Sam, have me on your show sometime.

2049
01:50:58,680 --> 01:51:02,159
I'm getting my pH in history and currently work in

2050
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:03,359
army Siah.

2051
01:51:03,960 --> 01:51:07,359
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds exactly like exactly what I want my show.

2052
01:51:07,479 --> 01:51:09,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good pitch. Tell us about the army style,

2053
01:51:09,720 --> 01:51:13,520
get yourself killed. That'll be great for you. Tricky Hickey says,

2054
01:51:13,920 --> 01:51:16,119
you ever going to come to Alaska? Sam?

2055
01:51:16,279 --> 01:51:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to Alaska.

2056
01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:20,039
Speaker 2: Have you? You've done shows in Alaska?

2057
01:51:21,279 --> 01:51:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done. I've done many shows in Alaska. I've

2058
01:51:23,880 --> 01:51:26,159
ever told your time. The chick was like, Oh, I

2059
01:51:26,199 --> 01:51:29,640
want to do is smoke crack and slap your knob. Okay,

2060
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:31,800
that sounds like a great time for you.

2061
01:51:31,880 --> 01:51:34,079
Speaker 2: Before, during, or after. That's what I would like to know.

2062
01:51:34,119 --> 01:51:36,159
What the order of those I just want to smoke crack?

2063
01:51:37,279 --> 01:51:40,000
Please get those ronan stickers on your site. I need

2064
01:51:40,039 --> 01:51:42,600
to replace the ones from an Arizona show I went to.

2065
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:44,319
This guy wants some Ronan stick.

2066
01:51:44,239 --> 01:51:46,760
Speaker 1: I need some new stickers, but I'm too lazy.

2067
01:51:47,079 --> 01:51:50,119
Speaker 2: Chok on wax again. Says, do you guys not think

2068
01:51:50,239 --> 01:51:56,199
these elites are watching watching what us? Probably not, probably not.

2069
01:51:56,319 --> 01:52:00,000
Speaker 1: They got the they have too much time. I mean yeah,

2070
01:52:00,039 --> 01:52:02,279
although they can watch everything. Dude, it's like it really

2071
01:52:02,359 --> 01:52:05,640
is like pre crime. It's like Minority Report. Yeah, yeah,

2072
01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:06,680
I'm with you, dude.

2073
01:52:07,199 --> 01:52:11,000
Speaker 2: You know really that movie though, is you know it didn't.

2074
01:52:11,039 --> 01:52:13,960
Speaker 1: They gotta tell you what they gotta tell y'all what

2075
01:52:14,039 --> 01:52:18,640
they're doing. And then dude, listen, they're keeping all your data, right,

2076
01:52:19,359 --> 01:52:22,640
but they're they're it's not like they're they're studying all that.

2077
01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:24,359
They're waiting for you to become a problem. Then they

2078
01:52:24,399 --> 01:52:29,439
go to your file and then they go through it archived. Yeah, basically.

2079
01:52:30,279 --> 01:52:32,359
Speaker 2: But also you're gonna have AI that can take in

2080
01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:35,039
all the patterns and analyze it, and then there will

2081
01:52:35,079 --> 01:52:38,079
be pre crime. Dude, It'll like identify the top point

2082
01:52:38,239 --> 01:52:40,800
zero zero zero one percent of people most likely to

2083
01:52:40,840 --> 01:52:43,199
commit murder in the next week, and then you're gonna

2084
01:52:43,279 --> 01:52:48,119
be surveilled. I can't wait to just it's coming, dude,

2085
01:52:48,479 --> 01:52:53,600
absolutely coming. Bold as a Lion says Maga is literally

2086
01:52:53,640 --> 01:52:56,479
the name of the highest degree in the Church of Satan.

2087
01:52:57,159 --> 01:53:02,079
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, it is Johnny.

2088
01:53:02,399 --> 01:53:05,640
Speaker 2: Now, did the name of that after Trump or before Maga?

2089
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:09,479
Now Dramia is the current High Priestess of the Church

2090
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:14,720
of Satan. Yes, Peggy Dramia, also known as Maga Nadramia,

2091
01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:17,720
serves as the High Priestess. All right, that's kind of

2092
01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:21,520
a cool name. High Priestess. Gas Can Lip, that's my

2093
01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:23,960
favorite name of our our regulars here.

2094
01:53:24,119 --> 01:53:24,239
Speaker 1: Uh.

2095
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:28,720
Speaker 2: Does Hillary want to excavate Gilgamesh to show him her

2096
01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:35,800
black Church voice style? That's funny. Gas Can Lip again says,

2097
01:53:36,119 --> 01:53:41,199
I miss the cash bettel that wore punisher socks. Oh?

2098
01:53:41,279 --> 01:53:42,600
Was there a video there was a picture of him

2099
01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:43,479
or something? Unpunishment?

2100
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:46,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what all the guys who are tough

2101
01:53:46,520 --> 01:53:47,039
guys wear.

2102
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:51,159
Speaker 2: Sticky Icky Liberty says, was it an ad for the

2103
01:53:51,159 --> 01:53:53,319
White House? Have we talked about that? I I don't know.

2104
01:53:53,399 --> 01:53:55,560
I guess there's somebody saying Midnight Mike said that, So

2105
01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:56,720
I'm inclined to believe it.

2106
01:53:57,159 --> 01:53:58,840
Speaker 1: But I believe Midnight Mike too.

2107
01:54:00,680 --> 01:54:02,800
Speaker 2: Are you a big fan of advertising that doesn't tell

2108
01:54:02,840 --> 01:54:04,319
you what it's advertising? I've never been.

2109
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:07,039
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be like, what that and everyone's talking

2110
01:54:07,079 --> 01:54:07,560
about it?

2111
01:54:08,039 --> 01:54:12,159
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then Finally, Troy can It's not a good

2112
01:54:12,159 --> 01:54:14,479
idea though, is it? The post tweets that say is

2113
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:17,640
it launching soon when you're actually launching missiles at.

2114
01:54:17,479 --> 01:54:21,520
Speaker 1: Tran Is anything? They do make sense? Ever?

2115
01:54:22,239 --> 01:54:24,880
Speaker 2: Not unless you think of like is your goal to

2116
01:54:24,960 --> 01:54:27,319
be evil and kill innocent people? Then yes, it does

2117
01:54:27,359 --> 01:54:32,079
make sense, Troy Cantrell. Just twenty bucks, that's it. Just

2118
01:54:32,079 --> 01:54:34,439
sent us twenty bucks. That's a that's a nice man

2119
01:54:35,239 --> 01:54:35,560
you got.

2120
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:38,159
Speaker 1: Dude. God bless Oh dude, God bless you.

2121
01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:40,640
Speaker 2: God bless everybody. God bless us everyone.

2122
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:41,880
Speaker 1: God bless America.

2123
01:54:42,119 --> 01:54:45,399
Speaker 2: LA adding one hundred and fifty speed cameras.

2124
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:49,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, shoot me my head. Oh it's the worst.

2125
01:54:51,560 --> 01:54:55,359
Speaker 2: Automated citations will trigger for drivers traveling at least eleven

2126
01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:58,680
over the speed limit, with fines ranging from fifty to

2127
01:54:58,800 --> 01:55:02,800
five hundred dollars. Who what you have to You have

2128
01:55:02,840 --> 01:55:05,159
to face your accuser, right, who's your accuser? When you

2129
01:55:05,199 --> 01:55:06,560
get a ticket from that?

2130
01:55:06,560 --> 01:55:06,840
Speaker 4: That's it.

2131
01:55:07,039 --> 01:55:11,880
Speaker 1: And dude, they they stopped this before because the the

2132
01:55:12,039 --> 01:55:15,920
camera operators were getting half the ticket, so they'd incentivized

2133
01:55:16,439 --> 01:55:20,039
given everybody a fucking ticket, So they must have done themselves. Dude,

2134
01:55:20,119 --> 01:55:22,239
Spencer Pratt can't take over quick enough.

2135
01:55:22,680 --> 01:55:26,000
Speaker 2: Truly. What Rogan swapping his plasma does that bother you?

2136
01:55:26,039 --> 01:55:27,640
People were freaked out by Rogan.

2137
01:55:28,119 --> 01:55:29,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

2138
01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:31,119
Speaker 2: Well, he just there was a tweet of him he

2139
01:55:31,199 --> 01:55:36,039
showed or an Instagram or something where he showed uh cleaned. No, No,

2140
01:55:36,079 --> 01:55:38,239
that was from his blood like blood plasma or whatever.

2141
01:55:38,239 --> 01:55:39,960
And I think they like clean it or something and

2142
01:55:40,439 --> 01:55:42,239
spin it back up and put it back inside of

2143
01:55:42,239 --> 01:55:50,039
you or do something. He's a vampire chapel Ron getting wrecked.

2144
01:55:50,079 --> 01:55:52,760
We can talk about that next week. Oh, I'll just

2145
01:55:52,840 --> 01:55:54,520
end you with a moment is in and then we'll go.

2146
01:55:55,159 --> 01:55:57,239
This is one of my favorite Instagram accounts and I

2147
01:55:57,279 --> 01:55:59,680
just want to keep it, uh pop, I want to

2148
01:55:59,680 --> 01:56:02,880
make sure it continue, so I'm telling you about it.

2149
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:06,079
It's this Chinese lady who I don't know if she

2150
01:56:06,159 --> 01:56:08,399
owns it or she's like the marketing face of it,

2151
01:56:08,479 --> 01:56:12,640
but it's a warehouse in China that sells engines, like

2152
01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:18,880
complete car engines, and she thinks for some reason, I mean,

2153
01:56:18,920 --> 01:56:21,600
it's working that people want to hear her sing about

2154
01:56:21,640 --> 01:56:25,000
the engines and it's the funniest shit. Dude, check us.

2155
01:56:24,920 --> 01:56:30,920
Speaker 18: Out, ny Oh too parts in my warehouses.

2156
01:56:31,399 --> 01:56:33,760
Speaker 2: They are Rayboro.

2157
01:56:36,840 --> 01:56:38,800
Speaker 1: I fair looking boy.

2158
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:43,840
Speaker 2: I can't if you found any very mood sing g

2159
01:56:44,000 --> 01:56:45,760
seeing my warehouses.

2160
01:56:47,119 --> 01:56:51,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hey ourway come?

2161
01:56:54,159 --> 01:57:01,279
Speaker 10: Oh you can take u s my way many jesus

2162
01:57:02,159 --> 01:57:03,560
ing my fake country.

2163
01:57:05,119 --> 01:57:12,840
Speaker 1: I hope you have cameltoe. I mean I've heard dogs

2164
01:57:12,880 --> 01:57:16,279
get hit by a car that had It's my favorite thing, dude,

2165
01:57:16,439 --> 01:57:18,319
auto parts store.

2166
01:57:18,399 --> 01:57:20,840
Speaker 2: Tina. I noticed it's just me and Robert Kelly that

2167
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:26,239
follow her. Uh but yeah, she's God, she's funny. She

2168
01:57:26,359 --> 01:57:28,479
just does it over and like, just different songs.

2169
01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so unfair. I got a paint fucking

2170
01:57:35,119 --> 01:57:37,399
van goes to get any love and then she's like,

2171
01:57:37,479 --> 01:57:40,279
I pooh pooh peepoo billion likes.

2172
01:57:41,640 --> 01:57:44,479
Speaker 2: Patrick Bet, David and his buddies were always a scam.

2173
01:57:44,920 --> 01:57:47,479
He was hacking my devices and running fraud at me

2174
01:57:47,640 --> 01:57:51,680
with the Clintons and the Mexican cartels. Oh interesting from

2175
01:57:51,680 --> 01:57:54,159
someone called Tye there, Patrick Bett, David's boy got his

2176
01:57:54,520 --> 01:57:57,920
ship pushed in by Dave Smith on Piers Morgan the

2177
01:57:58,000 --> 01:58:02,680
other day. Oh just murdered Dave Smith. You want to play? Yeah, sure,

2178
01:58:03,359 --> 01:58:04,640
Dave Smith. What's that guy's name?

2179
01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:08,760
Speaker 1: From PbD oh, Adam Cossack or something like that.

2180
01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went on with again with Dave Smith, and

2181
01:58:13,239 --> 01:58:17,119
he couldn't bring up anything but Dave Smith's previous debate performance,

2182
01:58:17,119 --> 01:58:21,479
which was kind of a weird strategy for debate.

2183
01:58:21,560 --> 01:58:21,720
Speaker 1: You know.

2184
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:23,640
Speaker 2: He kept saying, you got wrecked in this other debate

2185
01:58:23,680 --> 01:58:27,079
that had nothing to do with me. Yeah, Dave Smith

2186
01:58:27,399 --> 01:58:29,399
humbled him. Here's that.

2187
01:58:30,359 --> 01:58:32,000
Speaker 20: And if you want to keep doing this, buddy, you

2188
01:58:32,039 --> 01:58:34,079
could tell me to check the scoreboard. I'll run circles

2189
01:58:34,119 --> 01:58:37,119
around you on this, dude, Check the scoreboard. Most unpopular

2190
01:58:37,199 --> 01:58:41,239
war in American history going in. Check the scoreboard. Thirteen

2191
01:58:41,439 --> 01:58:45,000
dead Americans and one hundred and fifty plus other wounded.

2192
01:58:45,279 --> 01:58:49,000
Thousands of innocents, including little schoolgirls in a Ran killed

2193
01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:53,640
dead innocent Israelis, hundreds of dead innocent people in Lebanon,

2194
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:57,279
Millions of innocent people being displaced, all at the cost

2195
01:58:57,319 --> 01:59:00,760
of tens of billions of dollars and destroying I's coalition.

2196
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:04,079
Check your scoreboard, Adam, how's it looking for you? And

2197
01:59:04,199 --> 01:59:07,119
if you want to, you stand for nobody?

2198
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:10,920
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I respond again? Are so funny? The guy

2199
01:59:10,960 --> 01:59:15,479
that talked to four fives in fucking Miami is now

2200
01:59:15,600 --> 01:59:18,760
like the voice of reason for the Zionists, Like anyone

2201
01:59:18,800 --> 01:59:21,560
that steps forward, they'll just shove you to the front,

2202
01:59:22,199 --> 01:59:24,680
like all you have to be is like all you

2203
01:59:24,720 --> 01:59:28,479
have to be is like, hey, dude, Zionism is great.

2204
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:31,640
Israel's the most peaceful, loving plant. Next thing you know,

2205
01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:34,720
you're on Pierce Morgan and you're just doing the rounds.

2206
01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:36,720
You're making all this fucking money. I just pretend to

2207
01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:39,039
be Yeah, Johnny, let's go three o fours, not four

2208
01:59:39,159 --> 01:59:41,199
or fives, three oh fours. Yeah.

2209
01:59:41,279 --> 01:59:43,439
Speaker 2: Should I pretend to be as a real hardcore.

2210
01:59:43,079 --> 01:59:45,279
Speaker 1: Zionist for a couple of Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be hot.

2211
01:59:45,399 --> 01:59:46,199
Speaker 2: That's for my career.

2212
01:59:46,479 --> 01:59:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do.

2213
01:59:48,039 --> 01:59:49,279
Speaker 2: We could bran some real money.

2214
01:59:49,479 --> 01:59:51,399
Speaker 1: Bring in some real money, and then I just wreck

2215
01:59:51,479 --> 01:59:52,239
you all the time.

2216
01:59:53,359 --> 01:59:56,159
Speaker 14: Hey a story, Dave, and then you can respond because

2217
01:59:56,159 --> 01:59:58,880
this is where I lost respect for you as a debater,

2218
01:59:59,159 --> 02:00:00,399
because I was like, Oh, this guy.

2219
02:00:00,319 --> 02:00:02,680
Speaker 1: Dave, he actually knows some stuff. He's doing his thing.

2220
02:00:03,039 --> 02:00:06,319
Speaker 14: And then you showed up on Coleman Hugh's podcast, Pierce.

2221
02:00:06,359 --> 02:00:07,880
Speaker 1: Do you know who Coleman uses? I do.

2222
02:00:07,920 --> 02:00:10,239
Speaker 20: He's been on the shot, I've been on the show

2223
02:00:10,279 --> 02:00:10,920
with him.

2224
02:00:10,960 --> 02:00:15,079
Speaker 14: Perfect, perfect, that's this guy right here, just in case

2225
02:00:15,399 --> 02:00:16,399
if the camera doesn't see.

2226
02:00:16,439 --> 02:00:20,000
Speaker 1: But what is the I watched this podcast. The point

2227
02:00:20,039 --> 02:00:20,600
is this Dave.

2228
02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:23,640
Speaker 14: Dave gets out there and he tries to bully people

2229
02:00:23,680 --> 02:00:25,199
and say that he's so smart. He reads a lot

2230
02:00:25,560 --> 02:00:27,920
a lot of books. Good for you, Dave, But what

2231
02:00:28,119 --> 02:00:31,119
happens when you read it to somebody? Run into somebody's

2232
02:00:31,159 --> 02:00:33,119
way smarter and bullies the bully.

2233
02:00:33,359 --> 02:00:35,680
Speaker 1: I remember growing up in the town of Miami, so

2234
02:00:35,720 --> 02:00:36,199
it was this kid.

2235
02:00:36,199 --> 02:00:37,680
Speaker 14: He used to pick on all the kids that we

2236
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:38,359
were to school with.

2237
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:42,640
Speaker 1: Just had one day, no point. This is telling stupid stories.

2238
02:00:43,239 --> 02:00:45,239
I mean just nothing. Adam has nothing.

2239
02:00:45,319 --> 02:00:47,960
Speaker 2: Well he did too, dude. He kept just saying, like, hey,

2240
02:00:48,039 --> 02:00:50,600
in this other debate with somebody smarter than I am,

2241
02:00:50,640 --> 02:00:51,560
you got wrecked, Dave.

2242
02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:54,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do? Johnny, I

2243
02:00:54,119 --> 02:00:54,439
gotta go.

2244
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:58,079
Speaker 2: It was so strange. I have kids sleeping, Okay, okay,

2245
02:00:58,119 --> 02:01:02,920
d there was I just wanted to see what Shapiro said.

2246
02:01:04,640 --> 02:01:08,600
Speaker 1: Dude. Put Shapiro in the fucking put him in the

2247
02:01:08,880 --> 02:01:11,920
the army military, have him go fight this war he

2248
02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:12,520
wants to fight.

2249
02:01:12,680 --> 02:01:14,119
Speaker 2: Well, I'd love to see it, dude. You know where

2250
02:01:14,119 --> 02:01:15,520
he was the other night, my friend was at the

2251
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:18,479
White Sox game in Miami Opening Day. He said Ben

2252
02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:20,880
Shapiro was there. Everybody was giving him shit. Apparently he was.

2253
02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:23,119
That's what he's doing now, just going to baseball games

2254
02:01:23,479 --> 02:01:29,960
and espousing genocide. So that's Ben Schapiro's week. I think

2255
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:33,359
we have one last little comment coming here, super sticker.

2256
02:01:33,479 --> 02:01:36,359
And then someone talking about JD Vance choke on wax said,

2257
02:01:36,359 --> 02:01:39,239
what JD Van says about aliens is exactly what all

2258
02:01:39,319 --> 02:01:42,279
the pods are talking about. Aliens are He did not

2259
02:01:42,399 --> 02:01:45,000
come up with that on his own, That's true. Yeah,

2260
02:01:45,039 --> 02:01:48,279
And then that was the flavors of the Forest garlic

2261
02:01:48,359 --> 02:01:52,560
with the supersticker all right out a two hours. We

2262
02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:55,920
got twenty five seventy three with us here, two thousand,

2263
02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:56,960
five hundred and seventy three.

2264
02:01:57,520 --> 02:02:00,960
Speaker 1: Sorry it's late, but we got work this when we can.

2265
02:02:01,600 --> 02:02:03,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do better, We'll do better.

2266
02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:06,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. Here's what I want. I want them to draft

2267
02:02:06,520 --> 02:02:10,079
Shapiro and I want titty bang his sister and just

2268
02:02:10,199 --> 02:02:12,439
drop white frost fir Us all over her face.

2269
02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I would pay good money for you to

2270
02:02:15,039 --> 02:02:18,840
have like an only fans with Ben Shapiro's girl his sister.

2271
02:02:19,319 --> 02:02:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and did you see my sad dick.

2272
02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:24,439
Speaker 2: You don't have to you can just get like just

2273
02:02:24,600 --> 02:02:26,840
the end of it in the frame, you know what

2274
02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:30,439
I'm saying. Just kind of work on in here, dude.

2275
02:02:30,439 --> 02:02:33,359
Speaker 1: You you would my dick wouldn't even get halfway through

2276
02:02:33,359 --> 02:02:36,960
those that cleavage. Oh you wouldn't even see the other

2277
02:02:37,079 --> 02:02:37,399
end of it.

2278
02:02:38,399 --> 02:02:40,000
Speaker 2: Well that's I mean, that's kind of the point of

2279
02:02:40,199 --> 02:02:42,199
having big titties, right for titty bang. And you want to.

2280
02:02:43,680 --> 02:02:46,000
Speaker 1: Before I see your tip pop out like a hot dog?

2281
02:02:49,279 --> 02:02:51,000
Speaker 2: Have you done that? Does that appeal to you? That

2282
02:02:51,039 --> 02:02:51,840
doesn't appeal to me?

2283
02:02:52,000 --> 02:02:56,079
Speaker 1: What pitty fucking know? When I was a kid, Yeah,

2284
02:02:57,119 --> 02:02:58,560
because you're just seeing.

2285
02:02:58,680 --> 02:03:01,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the visual thing you think of vagina?

2286
02:03:01,800 --> 02:03:06,119
Speaker 1: You like, dude, I was at the kids park today

2287
02:03:06,439 --> 02:03:08,800
and this mom came with two kids, and this mom

2288
02:03:08,920 --> 02:03:11,840
was very cute, but she had a dumb truck for

2289
02:03:11,880 --> 02:03:15,760
a nap. I could not believe it when she walked by. Oh,

2290
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:20,359
just fire, just a dumb truck. It was like two

2291
02:03:20,439 --> 02:03:23,560
different people, like a small person up top and then

2292
02:03:23,600 --> 02:03:30,079
a dumb truck on the bottom. Real you think, oh yeah.

2293
02:03:29,239 --> 02:03:31,520
Speaker 2: Just never I haven't seen one fake one that looked.

2294
02:03:31,359 --> 02:03:33,800
Speaker 1: They all look stupid. Nobody likes them and they stink.

2295
02:03:34,079 --> 02:03:38,960
You know what. I like moms with dump trucks, just

2296
02:03:39,279 --> 02:03:44,479
dump trucks. Fire good? When is fire? Yeah? Fire good?

2297
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:47,119
We're not talking about a city or building. That's when

2298
02:03:47,199 --> 02:03:48,000
fire is bad?

2299
02:03:48,600 --> 02:03:50,600
Speaker 2: Fire is bad? What is Who's what is fire?

2300
02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:52,800
Speaker 1: Have to do that? This guy goes fire good or

2301
02:03:52,880 --> 02:03:54,560
fire bad, and you go, what's good?

2302
02:03:54,560 --> 02:03:56,239
Speaker 2: I go fire as I got.

2303
02:03:56,399 --> 02:04:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it was fire. This one had a couple of

2304
02:04:00,119 --> 02:04:02,880
dimples in it, so you knew it was real. Just

2305
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a dumb truck.

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Speaker 2: Cell you like, I'll tell you know.

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Speaker 1: Just a tiny bit. But I don't care. I just

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want to see a dump truck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, women care more about that than guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got you Now. It is weird when girls try

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to be ethoughts and they got some serious cell you

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like going on. I'm like, if you're gonna try to

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make money off that, at least work out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, dude, I've been watching. There's a genre, but enormy.

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Speaker 1: I'll take a dump truck.

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Speaker 2: There's a genre of these, like the civil rights lawyer,

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the guy we had on. He's done a couple of

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videos over the past month of and this isn't really

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worrying trend.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, You're really good at this. I just want you

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to know that just sustaining the show by my chill.

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Speaker 2: You're the one that brought up the ethoughts and I

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this is this it occurred to me. Uh the so

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the civil rights lawyer has had these stories of people

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getting arrested based on a so like casinos and one

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of the videos, casinos use AI to track people that

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they have tre passed from their building. And if the

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02:05:02,560 --> 02:05:06,960
casino AI system says it's a match for that person, yeah,

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call the police, and the police just believe the AI.

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The guy's got a different ID that shows he's a

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different human. He's taller than the guy. But you can

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see on the body cam. Oh yeah, it says one

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hundred percent match. You're going to jail and they take

2334
02:05:22,399 --> 02:05:25,000
more TAIL and now you have to prove that you're

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not the person and you're fighting a computer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you got idiots listen to retards. I

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mean AI is retarded right.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's I mean, it's a This is two times

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over the past month I've seen stories like this. I'm

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worried this is becoming a trend.

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Speaker 1: Guy just did a seal tower gang. Congratulations dude, that's amazing.

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02:05:47,239 --> 02:05:49,399
Speaker 2: All right, bye bye everybody. What's the guys?

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Speaker 1: Take care? Oh, go to word War debate, guys, check out.

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Hopefully is happening soon word War?

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Speaker 2: Do you think it will be?

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02:05:56,680 --> 02:05:59,079
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're very close to getting funding, so

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it should be happening sooner than later.

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Speaker 2: Ideally.

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Speaker 1: Am probably may sometimes. I brought it up and then

2350
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and go down and then the Contender series that should

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be starting any week now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you the next great debater?

2353
02:06:14,800 --> 02:06:16,199
Speaker 1: Are you the great masterbat?

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02:06:16,880 --> 02:06:18,199
Speaker 2: Are you a master debater?

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02:06:18,680 --> 02:06:24,600
Speaker 1: Are you a master debater? Let's go, bro, let's go.

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02:06:25,640 --> 02:06:28,199
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to that. Do you am too in

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02:06:28,479 --> 02:06:30,520
AC again or are you thinking somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: Probably the next one will be in a AC, and

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then we're thinking about moving it.

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Speaker 2: I want to come out for that, dude.

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Speaker 1: I would love to do Miami, Dude.

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02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:44,279
Speaker 2: I've never is Atlantic city cool that I've never been.

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02:06:44,199 --> 02:06:48,600
Speaker 1: There, lanx, I love a lank city. It's old school

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02:06:48,600 --> 02:06:50,399
and it's empty and it's the best.

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02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:52,880
Speaker 2: How's it compare to like Reno? Is it better than Reno?

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Is it bigger?

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Speaker 1: Better than Reno.

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02:06:54,600 --> 02:06:58,000
Speaker 2: Better than Reno. Let's check it out. What's the word.

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Speaker 1: The word is camacho.

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Speaker 2: Bye everybody, Bye guys, love y'all.

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Speaker 1: Christian worry, I

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Speaker 14: Ain't gonna by