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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, after this idiotology experience,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have a pass this for this weekend Scottish Highland

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<v Speaker 2>Games or Festival in Mount Dora.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to that last year. It was a good time, man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>good party out there. Well, we'll tell you when to

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<v Speaker 3>call for the passes for now, sit back and enjoy

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<v Speaker 3>the idiots out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I uh couldn't help but think of our old buddy

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<v Speaker 2>double A when I saw this story.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh, he might react the angry as Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Police were left with well, essentially a giant game of

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<v Speaker 2>pickup sticks in California yesterday when a truck carrying chopsticks

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<v Speaker 2>spilled its load onto Interstate five to eighty.

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<v Speaker 3>Truck full of chopsticks and they have to pick it up. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>the first one's on the scene there. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 3>got thousands of chopsticks all over the road.

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<v Speaker 2>So they can't be a very profitable business.

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<v Speaker 3>To the road kills right there too. That can't be

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<v Speaker 3>a real profitable business. A chopstick factory I mean, they'd

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<v Speaker 3>be a mass produced so they have machinery doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking, though, it's like, how many of them

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<v Speaker 3>could there be? I mean, it's they're just probably won't

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<v Speaker 3>one factory have the capacity to produce the world's chopsticks? Probably? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about the world, but the US is

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<v Speaker 3>probably do they got cause isn't there just one fortune cookie?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude?

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<v Speaker 4>Remember we had that idiotology on Time.

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<v Speaker 2>One guy putting all those messages inside the cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>One guy coming up with them, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's there there. We did do a story on

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<v Speaker 2>people who are paid to write fortunes. Yeah, I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>What got me thinking though here not so much playing

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<v Speaker 2>pick up sticks, which actually that was a game that

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<v Speaker 2>I actually was alright with.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty fun, you know. Plus you can take somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>eye out with it if you were not right, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's that act angle as well. I have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea how to use chopsticks.

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<v Speaker 4>I can. I can fake it to make it, you

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<v Speaker 4>know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the heathen that shows if it's Yeah, if it's

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<v Speaker 2>a restaurant that you know you're going you see the

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<v Speaker 2>chopsticks there. I'm like, hey, hello, I'm that guy. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a fork please.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get this fat by using chop sticks, buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>I do it with my family too.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all about volume for the lynch. Sure the wife

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<v Speaker 3>and kids are great with the chopsticks.

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<v Speaker 2>Me.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, not so much. I can fake it to make

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<v Speaker 3>it though. I think it ties into the whole patience

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<v Speaker 3>thing that I do you need to work on. I

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<v Speaker 3>used two sticks to try to pick up a pile

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<v Speaker 3>of rice. Uh uh yeah, and rice is a piece

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<v Speaker 3>of rice is like so small anyway. I mean you're

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<v Speaker 3>getting a lot of it because the rice is sticky.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're if you're a chop chopstick whiz. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I am in regards jealous of your skill set.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you know, speaking of dropping all the chop

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<v Speaker 3>sticks in the road. Yesterday was at a we were

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<v Speaker 3>having lunch with the people over at Pilatowski, right, Pilatoski

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<v Speaker 3>I INSTITUTEO I indorse and uh they had this big

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<v Speaker 3>Mexican thing spread set up and I grab something and

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<v Speaker 3>it knocks over a cup full of all the silverware.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's you know, boy, it's quiet and.

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<v Speaker 3>There everybody's kind of grabbing their stuff, and now people

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<v Speaker 3>are starting to eat, and here I am.

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<v Speaker 4>In the back and knock into something.

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<v Speaker 3>Knocked into that, everybody just turns around and goes taco

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<v Speaker 3>it was so I was just like.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta go under this and pat.

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<v Speaker 3>It went in between a window and the table that

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<v Speaker 3>all the food was on, So I had to go.

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<v Speaker 3>There's on the ledge and now people that haven't got

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<v Speaker 3>their silver were yet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was going to ask. How far through

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<v Speaker 2>the line had everyone got when the silverware went onto

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<v Speaker 2>the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>I was probably fifth in line, and there were probably

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<v Speaker 3>ninety eight people, so there were three that were luckily

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<v Speaker 3>one almost like I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Woman is getting some attention online after sharing her crazy

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<v Speaker 2>Super Bowl story.

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<v Speaker 4>What did she do?

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<v Speaker 2>This is one of these deals that I can definitely

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<v Speaker 2>see this happening, but the level this got too pretty ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>She says her boyfriend had some dudes over, some buddies

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<v Speaker 2>over for the game on Sunday and they didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>enough beer, so he asked her to run out to

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<v Speaker 2>the store and do a beer run during the game,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said, you know, I really wasn't into the

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<v Speaker 2>Super Bowl but she also doesn't like being treated quote

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<v Speaker 2>like a waitress unquote, so she refused, and that's when

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<v Speaker 2>she says, he completely flipped out. They get in a

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<v Speaker 2>big argument during the Super Bowl in front of all

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<v Speaker 2>his friends. She got so they argued, and she got

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<v Speaker 2>so mad she turns off the TV. Now this is

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<v Speaker 2>really escalating. The boyfriend eventually went and got the beer

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<v Speaker 2>himself and refused to talk to her the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the night, even after his friend's left, and she's wondering

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<v Speaker 2>if she's asking, hey, did uh did she? Is she

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<v Speaker 2>in the wrong? Did she overreact here?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, turning the TV off wasn't too cool. But no,

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<v Speaker 3>the guy, first of all, he doesn't even need any

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<v Speaker 3>more beer from the sounds of it.

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<v Speaker 4>He's kinda be in an a hole anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's services you just call like an uber eats.

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<v Speaker 4>What.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also thinking, it's a good thing they're just boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>and girlfriend and not married. Yeah, because if you if

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<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be uh the norm, be the issue

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<v Speaker 2>that causes this much friction, trust us when we tell

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<v Speaker 2>you they'll be There'll be other other roadblocks and dilemmas

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<v Speaker 2>that are much larger in the big scheme, of things

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<v Speaker 2>that will present along the way. Yeah, this is like

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<v Speaker 2>you know when you're driving through a parking lot and

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<v Speaker 2>you hit a little bit of a speed bump.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, this is a little speed bump.

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<v Speaker 3>What's gonna come up down the road is those big

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<v Speaker 3>old obnoxious humps that they put in the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Rip your whole bottom end down.

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<v Speaker 4>It totally will. If you hit that thing, you can

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<v Speaker 4>catch air.

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<v Speaker 3>So just just back your way out of this one,

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<v Speaker 3>hunt because that big bumps coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Video footage of this next story from the victims dash

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<v Speaker 2>cam in Washington State.

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<v Speaker 3>This person ate a can of baked beans with chopsticks.

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<v Speaker 3>Once it takes a certain kind of talent, won't you

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<v Speaker 3>baked beans and chopsticks?

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<v Speaker 4>Eh? I guess you know what? You could practice that

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<v Speaker 4>for your patients.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, that's look. Look I've made it this far,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you.

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<v Speaker 4>Learn to use chopsticks as well. Yeah, I'm still asking

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<v Speaker 4>for a ford.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've learned most of the stuff I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>learn in that departments. I don't need anymore. I'm think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all right. I would just get frustrated, I gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>Video footage from the victims dash cam of a road

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<v Speaker 2>rage incident in Washington State. Woman claims that she was

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<v Speaker 2>driving along, you know, following the speed limits, when all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, this truck comes up behind her and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the old right on your ass. They're clearly frustrated,

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<v Speaker 2>and at one point they swing out and get in

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<v Speaker 2>front of her, and that's the point where the passenger

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<v Speaker 2>starts launching Roman candles at her. The guy's firing Roman

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<v Speaker 2>candles at her out of the passenger side window.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought you were going to say, out of

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<v Speaker 3>that little back window, you know. And trucks, how you right,

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<v Speaker 3>the little slider, because that way, that little slider, that way,

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<v Speaker 3>you could shoot them perfectly if you're going from the

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<v Speaker 3>side window. Pat they're doing this down there. Look at

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<v Speaker 3>the video clip of this. That's where I'm going right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's at night, you're driving down the road. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>know who the hell is this person is. Next thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you got incoming. They bust them.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, they are still looking. They've got the description

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<v Speaker 2>of the truck and it looks like you can sort

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<v Speaker 2>of make out the license plate. There After the police

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<v Speaker 2>are asking for help and finding the little Dodge truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they could, they could definitely figure out that plate,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, just zoom in on the camera.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, just right now, it's all right, we got you

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<v Speaker 4>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know who's in that next car that you've

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<v Speaker 2>pissed off.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell myself that all the time when I'm driving

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<v Speaker 3>behind somebody and I'm being impatient, I'm like, no, don't

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<v Speaker 3>and there's too much of an opportunity to get shot.

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<v Speaker 4>Just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Candles happened to have some handy I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean probably left over from a new All right,

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<v Speaker 3>we have these Mount Dora, Scottish Highland Festival tickets to

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<v Speaker 3>give away.

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<v Speaker 2>If you would like them, and you can go this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll clear off the phones here, give everybody a chance

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<v Speaker 2>to get through, and we'll just pick up one of

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<v Speaker 2>these lines at random.

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<v Speaker 3>Four oh seven nine one six one oh one one.

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<v Speaker 3>Again that number is four oh seven nine one six

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<v Speaker 3>one oh one one. We've been out there before, as

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<v Speaker 3>Pat said, and this is a really good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's gonna be a nice, nice and warm

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend too, So there you go.

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