Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, after this idiotology experience,
Speaker 2: we'll have a pass this for this weekend Scottish Highland
Speaker 2: Games or Festival in Mount Dora.
Speaker 3: We went to that last year. It was a good time, man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: good party out there. Well, we'll tell you when to
Speaker 3: call for the passes for now, sit back and enjoy
Speaker 3: the idiots out there.
Speaker 2: I uh couldn't help but think of our old buddy
Speaker 2: double A when I saw this story.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, he might react the angry as Yeah.
Speaker 2: Police were left with well, essentially a giant game of
Speaker 2: pickup sticks in California yesterday when a truck carrying chopsticks
Speaker 2: spilled its load onto Interstate five to eighty.
Speaker 3: Truck full of chopsticks and they have to pick it up. Well,
Speaker 3: the first one's on the scene there. I mean, you
Speaker 3: got thousands of chopsticks all over the road.
Speaker 2: So they can't be a very profitable business.
Speaker 3: To the road kills right there too. That can't be
Speaker 3: a real profitable business. A chopstick factory I mean, they'd
Speaker 3: be a mass produced so they have machinery doing it.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, though, it's like, how many of them
Speaker 3: could there be? I mean, it's they're just probably won't
Speaker 3: one factory have the capacity to produce the world's chopsticks? Probably? Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know about the world, but the US is
Speaker 3: probably do they got cause isn't there just one fortune cookie?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: Remember we had that idiotology on Time.
Speaker 2: One guy putting all those messages inside the cookies.
Speaker 4: One guy coming up with them, all.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's there there. We did do a story on
Speaker 2: people who are paid to write fortunes. Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: What got me thinking though here not so much playing
Speaker 2: pick up sticks, which actually that was a game that
Speaker 2: I actually was alright with.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fun, you know. Plus you can take somebody's
Speaker 3: eye out with it if you were not right, you know.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's that act angle as well. I have no
Speaker 2: idea how to use chopsticks.
Speaker 4: I can. I can fake it to make it, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm the heathen that shows if it's Yeah, if it's
Speaker 2: a restaurant that you know you're going you see the
Speaker 2: chopsticks there. I'm like, hey, hello, I'm that guy. I
Speaker 2: have a fork please.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: I didn't get this fat by using chop sticks, buddy.
Speaker 4: I do it with my family too.
Speaker 3: It's all about volume for the lynch. Sure the wife
Speaker 3: and kids are great with the chopsticks.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 3: Nah, not so much. I can fake it to make
Speaker 3: it though. I think it ties into the whole patience
Speaker 3: thing that I do you need to work on. I
Speaker 3: used two sticks to try to pick up a pile
Speaker 3: of rice. Uh uh yeah, and rice is a piece
Speaker 3: of rice is like so small anyway. I mean you're
Speaker 3: getting a lot of it because the rice is sticky.
Speaker 2: If you're if you're a chop chopstick whiz. You know,
Speaker 2: I am in regards jealous of your skill set.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, speaking of dropping all the chop
Speaker 3: sticks in the road. Yesterday was at a we were
Speaker 3: having lunch with the people over at Pilatowski, right, Pilatoski
Speaker 3: I INSTITUTEO I indorse and uh they had this big
Speaker 3: Mexican thing spread set up and I grab something and
Speaker 3: it knocks over a cup full of all the silverware.
Speaker 4: So it's you know, boy, it's quiet and.
Speaker 3: There everybody's kind of grabbing their stuff, and now people
Speaker 3: are starting to eat, and here I am.
Speaker 4: In the back and knock into something.
Speaker 3: Knocked into that, everybody just turns around and goes taco
Speaker 3: it was so I was just like.
Speaker 4: I gotta go under this and pat.
Speaker 3: It went in between a window and the table that
Speaker 3: all the food was on, So I had to go.
Speaker 3: There's on the ledge and now people that haven't got
Speaker 3: their silver were yet.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to ask. How far through
Speaker 2: the line had everyone got when the silverware went onto
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 3: I was probably fifth in line, and there were probably
Speaker 3: ninety eight people, so there were three that were luckily
Speaker 3: one almost like I don't care.
Speaker 2: Woman is getting some attention online after sharing her crazy
Speaker 2: Super Bowl story.
Speaker 4: What did she do?
Speaker 2: This is one of these deals that I can definitely
Speaker 2: see this happening, but the level this got too pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 2: She says her boyfriend had some dudes over, some buddies
Speaker 2: over for the game on Sunday and they didn't have
Speaker 2: enough beer, so he asked her to run out to
Speaker 2: the store and do a beer run during the game,
Speaker 2: and she said, you know, I really wasn't into the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl but she also doesn't like being treated quote
Speaker 2: like a waitress unquote, so she refused, and that's when
Speaker 2: she says, he completely flipped out. They get in a
Speaker 2: big argument during the Super Bowl in front of all
Speaker 2: his friends. She got so they argued, and she got
Speaker 2: so mad she turns off the TV. Now this is
Speaker 2: really escalating. The boyfriend eventually went and got the beer
Speaker 2: himself and refused to talk to her the rest of
Speaker 2: the night, even after his friend's left, and she's wondering
Speaker 2: if she's asking, hey, did uh did she? Is she
Speaker 2: in the wrong? Did she overreact here?
Speaker 3: Well, turning the TV off wasn't too cool. But no,
Speaker 3: the guy, first of all, he doesn't even need any
Speaker 3: more beer from the sounds of it.
Speaker 4: He's kinda be in an a hole anyway.
Speaker 3: And there's services you just call like an uber eats.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 2: I'm also thinking, it's a good thing they're just boyfriend
Speaker 2: and girlfriend and not married. Yeah, because if you if
Speaker 2: this is gonna be uh the norm, be the issue
Speaker 2: that causes this much friction, trust us when we tell
Speaker 2: you they'll be There'll be other other roadblocks and dilemmas
Speaker 2: that are much larger in the big scheme, of things
Speaker 2: that will present along the way. Yeah, this is like
Speaker 2: you know when you're driving through a parking lot and
Speaker 2: you hit a little bit of a speed bump.
Speaker 4: Right, this is a little speed bump.
Speaker 3: What's gonna come up down the road is those big
Speaker 3: old obnoxious humps that they put in the road.
Speaker 2: Rip your whole bottom end down.
Speaker 4: It totally will. If you hit that thing, you can
Speaker 4: catch air.
Speaker 3: So just just back your way out of this one,
Speaker 3: hunt because that big bumps coming.
Speaker 2: Video footage of this next story from the victims dash
Speaker 2: cam in Washington State.
Speaker 3: This person ate a can of baked beans with chopsticks.
Speaker 3: Once it takes a certain kind of talent, won't you
Speaker 3: baked beans and chopsticks?
Speaker 4: Eh? I guess you know what? You could practice that
Speaker 4: for your patients.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that's look. Look I've made it this far,
Speaker 2: and then you.
Speaker 4: Learn to use chopsticks as well. Yeah, I'm still asking
Speaker 4: for a ford.
Speaker 2: I think I've learned most of the stuff I'm gonna
Speaker 2: learn in that departments. I don't need anymore. I'm think
Speaker 2: I'm all right. I would just get frustrated, I gotcha.
Speaker 2: Video footage from the victims dash cam of a road
Speaker 2: rage incident in Washington State. Woman claims that she was
Speaker 2: driving along, you know, following the speed limits, when all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, this truck comes up behind her and
Speaker 2: you know, the old right on your ass. They're clearly frustrated,
Speaker 2: and at one point they swing out and get in
Speaker 2: front of her, and that's the point where the passenger
Speaker 2: starts launching Roman candles at her. The guy's firing Roman
Speaker 2: candles at her out of the passenger side window.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were going to say, out of
Speaker 3: that little back window, you know. And trucks, how you right,
Speaker 3: the little slider, because that way, that little slider, that way,
Speaker 3: you could shoot them perfectly if you're going from the
Speaker 3: side window. Pat they're doing this down there. Look at
Speaker 3: the video clip of this. That's where I'm going right now.
Speaker 3: It's at night, you're driving down the road. You don't
Speaker 3: know who the hell is this person is. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 3: you got incoming. They bust them.
Speaker 2: Uh No, they are still looking. They've got the description
Speaker 2: of the truck and it looks like you can sort
Speaker 2: of make out the license plate. There After the police
Speaker 2: are asking for help and finding the little Dodge truck.
Speaker 3: Oh they could, they could definitely figure out that plate,
Speaker 3: you know, just zoom in on the camera.
Speaker 4: Well, just right now, it's all right, we got you
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know who's in that next car that you've
Speaker 2: pissed off.
Speaker 3: I tell myself that all the time when I'm driving
Speaker 3: behind somebody and I'm being impatient, I'm like, no, don't
Speaker 3: and there's too much of an opportunity to get shot.
Speaker 4: Just don't.
Speaker 2: Candles happened to have some handy I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean probably left over from a new All right,
Speaker 3: we have these Mount Dora, Scottish Highland Festival tickets to
Speaker 3: give away.
Speaker 2: If you would like them, and you can go this weekend.
Speaker 2: We'll clear off the phones here, give everybody a chance
Speaker 2: to get through, and we'll just pick up one of
Speaker 2: these lines at random.
Speaker 3: Four oh seven nine one six one oh one one.
Speaker 3: Again that number is four oh seven nine one six
Speaker 3: one oh one one. We've been out there before, as
Speaker 3: Pat said, and this is a really good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's gonna be a nice, nice and warm
Speaker 2: this weekend too, So there you go.
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