Speaker 1: Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: edition of Idiotology. We let you tako one on one
Speaker 1: one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour brought to
Speaker 2: you by jrr's Rock the Bank. Our thousand dollars cash
Speaker 2: giveaways make their return this morning. Okay.
Speaker 3: Now people are already asking are they entering the words
Speaker 3: at the website or how are we doing a website?
Speaker 2: And they'll begin at nine oh five and then you'll
Speaker 2: have hourly keywords and hourly thousand dollars cash prizes up
Speaker 2: for grabs. Have the station on, get the keyword each hour,
Speaker 2: have our web page, you know, bookmarked, and he just
Speaker 2: put in the keyword each hour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, starting at nine oh five, it's when you go
Speaker 3: to WJRR dot com. A box comes up that's where
Speaker 3: you enter the word. And I'm telling you today is
Speaker 3: your biggest chance to win. We have a bunch of
Speaker 3: JR listeners every year, but I'm telling you the first
Speaker 3: day on a Monday pad after a big weekend to football.
Speaker 2: Shall we begin with with the headline of the week contender,
Speaker 2: just you know, out of the gates strong this morning,
Speaker 2: Like you said, rip the band aid off. You're gonna
Speaker 2: need a court reporter to take this one down. Seriously,
Speaker 2: this is a this is a highly uh descriptive headline.
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Attorneys for teenage girl who murdered her mom and tried
Speaker 2: to kill her stepfather say she deserves a new trial
Speaker 2: because she was in horse therapy for auditory hallucinations. What
Speaker 2: the hell hold on?
Speaker 3: Attorney for teenage I'm just gonna say, wiped out the family.
Speaker 2: Well, no, she she murdered her mom and tried to
Speaker 2: kill her stuff. Yeah, I'm just gonna say killed mom
Speaker 2: horse therapy. Okay, she should deserve a new trial because
Speaker 2: she was in horse therapy as a child for auditory hallucinations.
Speaker 2: This is all code for she was hearing voices at
Speaker 2: a very young age. Obviously they were telling her to kill,
Speaker 2: kill kill.
Speaker 3: I thought it was voices saying, you're a spoiled little brat.
Speaker 3: Who is the you know, the country club kid who's
Speaker 3: having horse therapy because wait, you got a horse growing up?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Why? Is that what the horse therapy has to do with? No? No,
Speaker 2: horse therapy is it's a form of treatment where you know,
Speaker 2: it's thought that spending time with a horse can help
Speaker 2: alleviate other anxiety and mental issues.
Speaker 3: And I'd say that about eight out of ten listeners
Speaker 3: didn't know what it was either.
Speaker 2: I had never heard of that.
Speaker 3: It's I've heard a dog therapy, same kind of it's
Speaker 3: you know, same kind of it's a little more expensive.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if you don't have a horse, Andy, I'm
Speaker 2: sure it isn't a horse dropping off of your house.
Speaker 2: I think that's how that lady in the video from
Speaker 2: years ago. I think that's how she got a hold
Speaker 2: of that one. It was rent a horse, you remember, Yes,
Speaker 2: I remember, Old DT Old Deep Tea Debbie. It's just
Speaker 2: some nag that got dropped off.
Speaker 3: I was still one of the most disgusting videos I've
Speaker 3: ever seen. That. And two men in a cup or
Speaker 3: hand in hand, I mean two girls one coup, sorry,
Speaker 3: two men and a cup.
Speaker 2: I want to know what you're watching. It was something
Speaker 2: that I made up last week. If you recall, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a spin off of Two and a half Man.
Speaker 3: Sheen would be into it.
Speaker 2: Two men would probably need more than one cup, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Now see's made the vision. It's so bad, so all right,
Speaker 2: Well give her a New Trial. I guess any of
Speaker 2: us are old enough to remember and who grew up
Speaker 2: and watched and enjoyed the Brady Bunch probably had this
Speaker 2: thought at least on occasion over the years.
Speaker 3: Brady Bunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did the Brady kids hook up? The actors and
Speaker 2: actresses who play guarantee it? You know, the oldest one
Speaker 2: was right on top of Marcia. Are the oldest guy
Speaker 2: and the oldest girl. I'm sure the real Greg Brady,
Speaker 2: which is actor Barry Williams, has confirmed that all of
Speaker 2: them hooked up age appropriately paired off with the opposite
Speaker 2: sex as depicted in the show. Age appropriate hookups with
Speaker 2: all all of them very dated. Marine McCormick, Chris Knight
Speaker 2: dated Eve Plumb and Michael looking Land and Susan Olsen
Speaker 2: had a little mock wedding at one point.
Speaker 3: So Susan and Michael they're the little baby ones appropriate.
Speaker 2: Greg got it on with Marsha, Peter entertained Jan and
Speaker 2: Bobby played house with Cindy. I mean, let's be straight.
Speaker 3: If you were on the Brady Bunch, although everybody probably
Speaker 3: thought was gay anyway, but if you were on the
Speaker 3: Brady Bunch, you know you would have been hooking up
Speaker 3: with the counterparts. I would have gone for the oldest though, Marcia. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would have gone for Marsha when she was like,
Speaker 3: you know, dealing with the broken nose and black eyes.
Speaker 2: When they all got older though, like in the old
Speaker 2: twenties and stuff, as a young Bobby. Yes, what didn't
Speaker 2: it Cindy end up being like the hottest. Uh she
Speaker 2: was the mid one, right, she was the youngest. I
Speaker 2: don't recall.
Speaker 3: I kind of, you know, lost track once I hit puberty,
Speaker 3: probably now even before that, because I didn't hit puberty
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: I was twenty eight. You know, where is it like
Speaker 2: a badge of honor?
Speaker 3: Siggs and stunted growth, weed stems and seeds. We just
Speaker 3: thought that was a myth. We go to, Uh it
Speaker 3: was myth and hair.
Speaker 2: Yes. Donaldson, Tennessee, where the owner of JVI Secret Gardens,
Speaker 2: it's a lawn and garden shop, got a bit of
Speaker 2: a weird call in the middle of the night from
Speaker 2: his business partner that there was a clown, a literal clown,
Speaker 2: robbing his business.
Speaker 4: There's someone at the garden center wearing a white mask,
Speaker 4: and I see what's on the image.
Speaker 2: It's like, Nope, I'm not going up there.
Speaker 4: The only thing I can describe it as is a
Speaker 4: character from the movie Pennywise. When I clicked the speaker,
Speaker 4: I think it clicked and made a noise, and he
Speaker 4: literally acknowledged it and said, I'm leaving and litle JITTI
Speaker 4: here it is creepy clown. He stole a saw blade,
Speaker 4: and I feel like it might be the same individual
Speaker 4: because we had a not do.
Speaker 2: Have the video of this on a Facebook page if
Speaker 2: you want to.
Speaker 4: See a tank like that. And they stole the tank,
Speaker 4: and this was probably six months ago. They stole a
Speaker 4: tool bag and they came in the same spot. This
Speaker 4: is a sweet little garden center. It's Donaldson. I really
Speaker 4: don't know why people are breaking into the garden center
Speaker 4: of all places.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the penny Wise, the guy doing his best penny
Speaker 2: Wise imitation, he attempted to steal, like he said in
Speaker 2: there a pro Paine tanking a saw blade. You got
Speaker 2: a landscaper.
Speaker 1: Duh.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the easiest dever. This is the easiest justice.
Speaker 2: Penny Wise. Your mind runs wild with the propane and
Speaker 2: saw blade possibilities outside of the normal, oh God, prescribed usage.
Speaker 2: I'm just pointing that out.
Speaker 3: At two two five, two six. We are learning some
Speaker 3: different things. Cindy did grow up to be the hottest Okay,
Speaker 3: that's what I thought. You're right, Greg also hooked up
Speaker 3: with Mom Brady. I remember here in those rooms Florence Henderson.
Speaker 2: Now wait, hold on a second. Here are we having
Speaker 2: a Mandela syndrome here? Isn't the mother uh Son hookup?
Speaker 2: Wasn't that Partridge family with David Cassidy and Shirley Jones
Speaker 2: completely separate family or they There's three different texts so
Speaker 2: far that have come in. Barry Williams allegedly had a
Speaker 2: thing with Florence Henderson. Let's double check that spoke. We
Speaker 2: might be having Mandela effect on that.
Speaker 3: One of them if they were smart. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 3: there is a two guys one cup. Somebody texts it
Speaker 3: also if you absolutely have to be anyway if you
Speaker 3: if it was me, it would just be one guy,
Speaker 3: one cup, because you know my issues anyway.
Speaker 2: A very big cup. The if if the.
Speaker 3: Kids are smart, they would got in where it was
Speaker 3: like a tag team with the Who's Made and the
Speaker 3: meat Man Sam Sam. Yeah, because they could have gotten
Speaker 3: free meat.
Speaker 2: Sam the pork bender win Going are the Man, download
Speaker 2: the iHeart Radio app. Roku has what you need.