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<v Speaker 1>Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 3>day on a Monday pad after a big weekend to football.

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<v Speaker 2>Shall we begin with with the headline of the week contender,

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, out of the gates strong this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you said, rip the band aid off. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>need a court reporter to take this one down. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a this is a highly uh descriptive headline.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Attorneys for teenage girl who murdered her mom and tried

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<v Speaker 2>to kill her stepfather say she deserves a new trial

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<v Speaker 2>because she was in horse therapy for auditory hallucinations. What

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<v Speaker 2>the hell hold on?

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<v Speaker 3>Attorney for teenage I'm just gonna say, wiped out the family.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, she she murdered her mom and tried to

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<v Speaker 2>kill her stuff. Yeah, I'm just gonna say killed mom

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<v Speaker 2>horse therapy. Okay, she should deserve a new trial because

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<v Speaker 2>she was in horse therapy as a child for auditory hallucinations.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all code for she was hearing voices at

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<v Speaker 2>a very young age. Obviously they were telling her to kill,

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<v Speaker 2>kill kill.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was voices saying, you're a spoiled little brat.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is the you know, the country club kid who's

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<v Speaker 3>having horse therapy because wait, you got a horse growing up?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why? Is that what the horse therapy has to do with? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>horse therapy is it's a form of treatment where you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's thought that spending time with a horse can help

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<v Speaker 2>alleviate other anxiety and mental issues.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'd say that about eight out of ten listeners

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know what it was either.

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<v Speaker 2>I had never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I've heard a dog therapy, same kind of it's

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<v Speaker 3>you know, same kind of it's a little more expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure if you don't have a horse, Andy, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure it isn't a horse dropping off of your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's how that lady in the video from

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. I think that's how she got a hold

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<v Speaker 2>of that one. It was rent a horse, you remember, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, Old DT Old Deep Tea Debbie. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>some nag that got dropped off.

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<v Speaker 3>I was still one of the most disgusting videos I've

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<v Speaker 3>ever seen. That. And two men in a cup or

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<v Speaker 3>hand in hand, I mean two girls one coup, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>two men and a cup.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know what you're watching. It was something

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<v Speaker 2>that I made up last week. If you recall, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a spin off of Two and a half Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Sheen would be into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Two men would probably need more than one cup, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Now see's made the vision. It's so bad, so all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Well give her a New Trial. I guess any of

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<v Speaker 2>us are old enough to remember and who grew up

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<v Speaker 2>and watched and enjoyed the Brady Bunch probably had this

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<v Speaker 2>thought at least on occasion over the years.

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<v Speaker 3>Brady Bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did the Brady kids hook up? The actors and

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<v Speaker 2>actresses who play guarantee it? You know, the oldest one

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<v Speaker 2>was right on top of Marcia. Are the oldest guy

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<v Speaker 2>and the oldest girl. I'm sure the real Greg Brady,

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<v Speaker 2>which is actor Barry Williams, has confirmed that all of

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<v Speaker 2>them hooked up age appropriately paired off with the opposite

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<v Speaker 2>sex as depicted in the show. Age appropriate hookups with

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<v Speaker 2>all all of them very dated. Marine McCormick, Chris Knight

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<v Speaker 2>dated Eve Plumb and Michael looking Land and Susan Olsen

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<v Speaker 2>had a little mock wedding at one point.

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<v Speaker 3>So Susan and Michael they're the little baby ones appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Greg got it on with Marsha, Peter entertained Jan and

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby played house with Cindy. I mean, let's be straight.

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<v Speaker 3>If you were on the Brady Bunch, although everybody probably

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<v Speaker 3>thought was gay anyway, but if you were on the

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<v Speaker 3>Brady Bunch, you know you would have been hooking up

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<v Speaker 3>with the counterparts. I would have gone for the oldest though, Marcia. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I would have gone for Marsha when she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, dealing with the broken nose and black eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>When they all got older though, like in the old

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<v Speaker 2>twenties and stuff, as a young Bobby. Yes, what didn't

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<v Speaker 2>it Cindy end up being like the hottest. Uh she

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<v Speaker 2>was the mid one, right, she was the youngest. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't recall.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of, you know, lost track once I hit puberty,

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<v Speaker 3>probably now even before that, because I didn't hit puberty

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<v Speaker 3>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I was twenty eight. You know, where is it like

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<v Speaker 2>a badge of honor?

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<v Speaker 3>Siggs and stunted growth, weed stems and seeds. We just

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<v Speaker 3>thought that was a myth. We go to, Uh it

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<v Speaker 3>was myth and hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Donaldson, Tennessee, where the owner of JVI Secret Gardens,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lawn and garden shop, got a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a weird call in the middle of the night from

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<v Speaker 2>his business partner that there was a clown, a literal clown,

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<v Speaker 2>robbing his business.

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<v Speaker 4>There's someone at the garden center wearing a white mask,

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<v Speaker 4>and I see what's on the image.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, Nope, I'm not going up there.

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<v Speaker 4>The only thing I can describe it as is a

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<v Speaker 4>character from the movie Pennywise. When I clicked the speaker,

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<v Speaker 4>I think it clicked and made a noise, and he

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<v Speaker 4>literally acknowledged it and said, I'm leaving and litle JITTI

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<v Speaker 4>here it is creepy clown. He stole a saw blade,

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<v Speaker 4>and I feel like it might be the same individual

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<v Speaker 4>because we had a not do.

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<v Speaker 2>Have the video of this on a Facebook page if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to.

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<v Speaker 4>See a tank like that. And they stole the tank,

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<v Speaker 4>and this was probably six months ago. They stole a

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<v Speaker 4>tool bag and they came in the same spot. This

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<v Speaker 4>is a sweet little garden center. It's Donaldson. I really

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<v Speaker 4>don't know why people are breaking into the garden center

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<v Speaker 4>of all places.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the penny Wise, the guy doing his best penny

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<v Speaker 2>Wise imitation, he attempted to steal, like he said in

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<v Speaker 2>there a pro Paine tanking a saw blade. You got

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<v Speaker 2>a landscaper.

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<v Speaker 1>Duh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the easiest dever. This is the easiest justice.

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<v Speaker 2>Penny Wise. Your mind runs wild with the propane and

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<v Speaker 2>saw blade possibilities outside of the normal, oh God, prescribed usage.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just pointing that out.

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<v Speaker 3>At two two five, two six. We are learning some

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<v Speaker 3>different things. Cindy did grow up to be the hottest Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I thought. You're right, Greg also hooked up

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<v Speaker 3>with Mom Brady. I remember here in those rooms Florence Henderson.

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<v Speaker 2>Now wait, hold on a second. Here are we having

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<v Speaker 2>a Mandela syndrome here? Isn't the mother uh Son hookup?

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't that Partridge family with David Cassidy and Shirley Jones

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<v Speaker 2>completely separate family or they There's three different texts so

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<v Speaker 2>far that have come in. Barry Williams allegedly had a

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<v Speaker 2>thing with Florence Henderson. Let's double check that spoke. We

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<v Speaker 2>might be having Mandela effect on that.

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<v Speaker 3>One of them if they were smart. Oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>there is a two guys one cup. Somebody texts it

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<v Speaker 3>also if you absolutely have to be anyway if you

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<v Speaker 3>if it was me, it would just be one guy,

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<v Speaker 3>one cup, because you know my issues anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>A very big cup. The if if the.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids are smart, they would got in where it was

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<v Speaker 3>like a tag team with the Who's Made and the

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<v Speaker 3>meat Man Sam Sam. Yeah, because they could have gotten

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<v Speaker 3>free meat.

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