WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:01.480 Show time is here. 2 00:00:02.359 --> 00:00:03.359 No time to fear. 3 00:00:03.759 --> 00:00:07.400 Corilla is so near because show time is here. So 4 00:00:07.719 --> 00:00:11.720 on with the show. Let's give it a go. Carrilla 5 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:16.559 is the one that you need to know now is 6 00:00:16.879 --> 00:00:18.480 show sign. 7 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:20.839 All right? 8 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:24.920 In just sixty seconds? The most fabulous I mean he's 9 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:29.280 really something. The best, most fabulous host will be here. 10 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:32.759 He just tells the truth all the time, bigly. And 11 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:36.280 he's funny, this guy. Have you heard him? Yeah, he's 12 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:41.399 funny and smart, smart and funny, not like those nasty 13 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:46.000 people on lamestream media. So don't go anywhere. He's almost here. 14 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:49.280 I know he doesn't speak well of me, and that's okay, 15 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:59.039 because I mean, he's really quite fabulous. 16 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:06.120 I was so sad. Well, if you're looking at the news, 17 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:09.840 you see it's just a whirlwind, cavalcade of NonStop badness, 18 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:13.920 which means only one thing. And I'm going to tell 19 00:01:13.959 --> 00:01:17.359 you what that is. Also, today's a special day. I'm 20 00:01:17.359 --> 00:01:25.040 gonna tell you why. Don't go anywhere uncensored, unfiltered, un hinged. 21 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:29.519 It's the courel Cast. Listen daily on your favorite streaming service. 22 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:35.840 It is the cral Cast. 23 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:39.560 I am carel Happy Tuesday, April eighth, So glad you're 24 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:41.959 joining me later in the day today. That's the beauty 25 00:01:41.959 --> 00:01:44.040 of well not having a job. I can go live 26 00:01:44.079 --> 00:01:47.599 whenever I need to. And of course, this morning, as 27 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.480 some of you know, I was off having an MRI 28 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:52.680 where the lady infiltrated a vein trying to get in 29 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:55.040 the contrast blew it out, and now I have a 30 00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:58.280 large bubble of blood under my arm. So it's the 31 00:01:58.400 --> 00:02:02.920 rice method, which is is what is it? Rest ice, 32 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:06.159 compression and elevate. I'm not going to stand here with 33 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:09.840 my arm up for the whole show, however, So today 34 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:14.439 is how do I say this? I reached a breaking 35 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:17.159 point yesterday and I want to make a show about 36 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:17.719 it today. 37 00:02:19.159 --> 00:02:19.879 And part of that. 38 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.479 Breaking point was gotten to after a conversation with my 39 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:27.639 friend DJ Valentino Rose here in Las Vegas, which you 40 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:29.439 should be listening to on Friday nights. 41 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:35.000 And you know, I think, how do I say this? 42 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:41.680 My situation with my medical anxiety plays into what's going 43 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:45.000 on in the world, and I think we could all 44 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:49.039 learn a lesson from the place I got to yesterday 45 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:55.080 when it comes to dealing with the current administration. Republicans 46 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:58.479 on the Hill are starting to fight back against him. 47 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:02.439 The tariffs are not a good idea. You know, it's 48 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:04.319 going to cause all of us a lot of pain, 49 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:06.800 not just a little. And now he's gone up to 50 00:03:06.840 --> 00:03:10.280 one hundred and four percent tariff on things from China, 51 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:14.840 which means just about everything. Now he's using these tariffs 52 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:20.520 as a blackmail, a negotiating tool because he's not a politician. 53 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:23.560 He's a grifter. And this is the only way that 54 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:27.080 grifters know how to do business. Get leverage on someone 55 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:30.599 and then you can get what you want out of them. Well, 56 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:32.159 that's what he's trying to do with the rest of 57 00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:37.960 the world. Get leverage and then dictate his terms to 58 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:42.360 the entire world. That's what dictators do. And he is 59 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:47.960 certainly on his way to becoming a pseudo or quaalsi dictator. 60 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:52.159 And you know, we've got the Supreme Court upholding the 61 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:56.400 Aliens Act from like what eighteen twelve ors something I 62 00:03:56.479 --> 00:04:00.000 forget when so they allow him to deport people under 63 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.840 that Act. But the caveat is they have to inform 64 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:07.400 the people first and give them right to habeas corpus. 65 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:10.159 They can't just snatch them and take them away and 66 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:11.479 then say you get a lawyer. 67 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:14.360 But we know he doesn't listen to the courts, even 68 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:19.160 the Supreme and so we have that. We have the tariffs, 69 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:22.519 we have the stock market basically crashing. We have so 70 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:27.160 many things happening that are not good. And if you 71 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:35.240 follow this barrage of media, it can really raise your 72 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:41.800 anxiety level. Now, anxiety is something I know a lot about, Okay, 73 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:43.879 And I got to a place. 74 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:45.120 Yes, there was. 75 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:52.839 An incompetent radiology tech. Yes, So I have been living 76 00:04:52.879 --> 00:04:58.639 under the specter of als a terminal illness ever since 77 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:02.480 last March when I got a shingles vaccine. The vaccine 78 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:08.000 gave me muscle festiculations, put me in the hospital with meningitis, 79 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:12.000 and ever since being released from the hospital, been working 80 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:16.000 with a neurologist to find out if the fasciculations are 81 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:20.680 just benign or if they're a symbol of something else. 82 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:24.879 So I've had a brain scan today for MS or 83 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:28.959 other brain things. I had a throat scan, i had 84 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:34.360 an incompetent radiology tech. I've had electro muscle grams, I've 85 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:37.959 had nerve conduction studies. But more importantly, every day I 86 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:42.480 wake up wondering is today the day that ultimate symptom 87 00:05:42.519 --> 00:05:46.720 will appear and suddenly all know that I'm dying within 88 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:47.600 two years. 89 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:49.199 That's a lot to live with. 90 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:54.199 That's a lot to every day wake up under the 91 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:58.639 specter of a terminal illness. That's a lot, especially when 92 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:02.680 you may not have it, when ninety five percent certainty 93 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:03.560 you don't have. 94 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:06.279 It, It's a lot. 95 00:06:07.160 --> 00:06:09.639 And then yesterday my tongue got a little scalloped on 96 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:12.319 the outside and I didn't know what it was, and 97 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:16.000 I looked it up, and there's some disease called AMLI 98 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:22.800 doses amylod amilidosis. It's a build up of proteins. It 99 00:06:22.920 --> 00:06:27.360 kills you faster than MS. So yesterday afternoon I literally 100 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:30.079 sat here in the house from two o'clock till five 101 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:34.920 o'clock basically crying, thinking that I either had one terminal 102 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:40.079 illness or another one all from the shop. And finally 103 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:46.720 my brain couldn't take anymore. Finally, after months of this, 104 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:51.439 I reached a point where I said, I can't, I can't. 105 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:54.160 This is no way to live, even if you're dying, 106 00:06:54.639 --> 00:06:58.279 this is no way to live. You've got to let 107 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:02.839 some of this anxiety over health, even though it's real 108 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:05.439 and there are real symptoms and real things going on. 109 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:10.319 You have to let some of that anxiety go. And 110 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:13.759 I thought about that in relation to how you are 111 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:20.160 feeling about the country. You know today, this background is 112 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:23.279 my new album. My new single Do You Want to Funk? 113 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:27.839 Is out right now. You can go to any place 114 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:34.439 you stream music iTunes, Spotify, wherever, Amazon Music, wherever you 115 00:07:34.519 --> 00:07:39.319 stream music, type in my name. Please do this Karl 116 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:42.120 Correl and do you Want to Funk? 117 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:43.120 F U n K? 118 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:48.160 Go play one of the seven mixes available. Buy it 119 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:52.319 for two ninety nine on iTunes. Today is a very 120 00:07:52.360 --> 00:07:56.399 special day for me. I have a single out on 121 00:07:56.439 --> 00:08:00.480 a label, and yet I let the anxiety of my 122 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:04.519 health or my worry over my health. My health is fine. 123 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:07.680 I'm walking, I'm exercising, I'm eating. You know, It's not 124 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:09.360 like I'm laying around an invalid. 125 00:08:10.240 --> 00:08:11.920 You know. My health is pretty okay. 126 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:15.639 Yeah, I've got some trembles and my muscles are twitching, but. 127 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:17.879 My health overall is good. 128 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:24.040 And I have let Trump and the anxiety of Trump 129 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:28.560 and the anxiety of the after effects of that shot, 130 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:31.439 not knowing when it's ever going to end, When will 131 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:35.440 I be free of the shingles vaccine, not knowing that 132 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:42.279 has robbed me of the joy of this. And I 133 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:44.720 know that what's going on in the country right now 134 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.200 is robbing you of some joy. 135 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:48.519 You know. 136 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:52.360 My friend Steve's nephew said he didn't even know about 137 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:54.360 the tears. He just goes to work and goes home 138 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:57.679 and plays with his kids, and that's all he knows. 139 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:03.919 And while I think that's your response, there's also something 140 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:09.480 to envy about that someone so disconnected from current events 141 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:15.320 that the stress of what is happening, impending war, you know, 142 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:18.600 there could be an actual war, like with Iran or 143 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:21.399 with others, with Russia, with whomever, there could be an 144 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:26.320 actual war, and the stress of that not having that 145 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:32.320 sounds blissful, doesn't it doesn't it sound remarkable to not 146 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:37.039 have any worry about Trump, social Security, which is literally 147 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:41.000 falling apart. You know, wouldn't it be nice to not 148 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:45.720 worry about that stuff? And I'm not saying to be 149 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:49.279 oblivious to it, but I'm saying, wouldn't it be nice 150 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:51.559 to not worry about it? 151 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:53.159 I know you do. 152 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:58.360 I do, and it's been killing me, And so I 153 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:02.320 have some tips as to how we can start letting 154 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:06.159 it go, because it's not going to serve us for 155 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:10.039 three and a half more years. It is not going 156 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:15.799 to physically be okay for you to worry about the 157 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:20.240 country and your health and your family and money and 158 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:22.600 those security It's not going to. 159 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:26.399 Be good for you to worry about that. So what 160 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:31.799 do you do? Do you elective? Nephew? No, I'll tell you. 161 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:32.440 Don't go away. 162 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:37.320 Want to support the Corell cast, then like and subscribe 163 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.639 the YouTube videos at the really Corel channel. Just go 164 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:44.159 to YouTube dot com forward slash really Correll, that's ki 165 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:48.720 L and subscribe to the most exciting YouTube stream available today. 166 00:10:49.240 --> 00:10:53.320 If you're not visiting really corell dot com daily, you're 167 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:56.960 missing out. Get the podcast videos and the blug including 168 00:10:57.000 --> 00:11:11.360 recipes at reallycorrell dot com. 169 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:17.559 Oh no, I almost said, Alexa, play Correl. Do you 170 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:21.600 want to funk? Sure? Do you want to funk? 171 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:24.559 Matt Mo's radio edit by Carl from Apple Music. 172 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:29.320 They got it. You can tell her to play it 173 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:34.679 and it thumps. 174 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:48.320 I want to ask you, that is something that I 175 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:49.519 want to know. 176 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:53.679 And to this question. 177 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:59.600 Now you have the answer, sing. 178 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:06.080 Ambert, So tell me what I wanta know? Come on, now, 179 00:12:08.039 --> 00:12:12.559 do you wanna funk? Won't you tell me? 180 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:13.159 Now? 181 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:17.039 Say a little girl if you wanna fuck you, let 182 00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:20.440 me show me a ha. Yes, girl. 183 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:25.440 Ember sings when I sing, by the way, she always has. 184 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:28.080 She always well, see how easy it is to play 185 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:30.559 my song. All you gotta do is tell your device 186 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:40.200 and she'll play it. That's so remarkable. Anyway, I was gamming, 187 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:41.440 wasn't I There. 188 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.519 Is something I want to ask you? Oh? 189 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:50.240 Yes, you know I recorded that song because since nineteen 190 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:54.000 eighty two, that song has been with me. I was 191 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.720 dancing at the DK West with Ken Pearson. The DJ 192 00:12:56.879 --> 00:12:59.639 was named Andy. He was shirtless, he always was. We 193 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:01.879 all wanted to sleep with him or you know, do 194 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:05.159 things to it. And because you know, it was the 195 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:07.080 eighties and he was handsome and he was the DJ, 196 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:09.000 and he was shirtless, and they had big pecks, and 197 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:11.200 you know, it's part of the package. It was why 198 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:14.799 he got booked. And he played that song do You 199 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:19.000 Want to Funk? By Sylvester and Patrick Kelly, and the 200 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:23.320 floor emptied. All the queens got off the floor and 201 00:13:23.320 --> 00:13:26.279 Andy was like, this is gonna be the hottest friggin' 202 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:30.120 song out there. You will dance, and he played it 203 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:35.279 over and over until they packed the floor. Well, I 204 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:37.039 immediately fell in love with it, and I asked the 205 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:40.200 bar owner if we could book Sylvester in and he said, 206 00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:43.919 if I handled it, So I called the booking agent. 207 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:48.000 I arranged everything. He flew into Orange County. He got 208 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:50.679 off a plane in Orange County in a blue leather 209 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:54.639 jacket and pants with a twelve foot blue leather scarf, 210 00:13:55.360 --> 00:14:00.600 long long braids, looking like Sylvester, and I got to 211 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:02.960 spend the weekend with him at the Disneyland Hotel where 212 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:06.120 we had booked him gets close to the club. At 213 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:11.039 the club, I recorded the set. No one has that 214 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:15.879 recording but me. I watched him do his show and 215 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:19.919 go out there and sing his face off, and hearing 216 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:23.799 him sing in his falsetto watching him be him with 217 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:29.879 all of his fabulously flamboyant costumes, I knew. I knew 218 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:35.559 that this was for me, that entertaining was for me, 219 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:38.759 and if he could do it looking like that. 220 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:39.720 So could I. 221 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:43.159 So I fell in love with Sylvester. I loved him 222 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:45.720 before that point, but I fell in love with him 223 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:51.720 even more and remained friends with him, casual friends, but friends. 224 00:14:51.879 --> 00:14:56.080 And loved his music. And it was nineteen eighty two. 225 00:14:57.240 --> 00:15:02.679 AIDS was not quite there yet but bigotry was Reagan 226 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:07.919 was president. Being gay was not easy, okay, And this 227 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:11.559 relates to the topic today, by the way. So here 228 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:14.600 we are, this gay community in the eighties under Reagan, 229 00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:17.960 and they want to take our rights from us, and 230 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:21.399 they're beating us up. There's no hate crime laws, they 231 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:24.679 can basically jail us. The cops are harassing us every 232 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:27.559 night when we leave the bars. It was not a 233 00:15:27.559 --> 00:15:32.559 great time to be gay. And then AIDS happened nineteen 234 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:37.360 eighty four. Sylvester Patrick Cowley would die. Within six years 235 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:43.919 of releasing this song, Sylvester was dead. And somehow we 236 00:15:44.080 --> 00:15:48.840 managed to dance and to sing and to do drag 237 00:15:49.799 --> 00:15:53.279 and to help each other and to empower each other. 238 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:56.840 And when we went inside, every gay bar was kind 239 00:15:56.879 --> 00:16:01.399 of like a kitcat club because once you got in side, 240 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:07.759 the stuff going on outside didn't matter. We danced, we drank, 241 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.399 We did lots of drugs we shouldn't have. We sang 242 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:14.840 at the top of our lungs. We did have lots 243 00:16:14.840 --> 00:16:22.919 of sex until AIDS, And somehow, somehow that made us 244 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:29.240 feel better because for just that time, maybe from eight 245 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:32.320 o'clock at night until two in the morning, we were 246 00:16:32.360 --> 00:16:37.960 able to be ourselves to be safe, relatively safe. 247 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:38.960 Inside the clubs. 248 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:41.480 Cops would come raid, people would throw moll the top 249 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:44.639 cocktails in other people would shoot through the windows. But 250 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:48.360 we were relatively safe, and we were with each other, 251 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:53.039 even those of us who were starting to die. And 252 00:16:53.159 --> 00:16:58.440 so dance music in the eighties, late seventies and eighties 253 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:01.799 and nineties and two thousands was a huge part of 254 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:05.000 my life because it is one of the genres that 255 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:11.440 makes you feel fabulous, that makes you forget, that makes 256 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:16.880 you be in the moment and just have a good time. 257 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:21.519 And so when I was looking to record over this summer, 258 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:25.519 I didn't just want to record original songs. 259 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:28.039 I wanted to record. 260 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:33.960 Disco classics from the era that I feel we're in again. 261 00:17:35.200 --> 00:17:40.559 It feels very nineteen eighty two if you're gay. 262 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:40.119 It really does. 263 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:48.559 And trans people are under attack, just horrible attack legally 264 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:53.960 by the government. Gay people are under attack, Our rights 265 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:58.279 are under attack, our right to marry is under attack 266 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:04.400 yet again, and so it feels like we have gone 267 00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:08.440 back to nineteen eighty two. So I thought, if the 268 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:11.799 mood of the country and we was gonna turn dire, 269 00:18:12.880 --> 00:18:16.920 then we needed dance music now more than ever, so 270 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:20.559 I recorded do you want a Funk? And I hope 271 00:18:20.839 --> 00:18:24.680 that you will go play it today multiple times so 272 00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:29.319 it starts getting recognized by the algorithm Kril, do you 273 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:33.720 want a Funk? But that goes to my topic today. 274 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:37.240 Yesterday I realized that whether I'm sick or not, whether 275 00:18:37.319 --> 00:18:40.200 I have something horrible or not, I have to let 276 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:44.519 go of the anxiety because it's literally killing me. It 277 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:50.759 is more harmful than the actual illnesses. And Donald Trump 278 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:55.880 may get our country, he may end democracy, he may 279 00:18:56.000 --> 00:19:00.400 start the era of oligarchs. He may do he may 280 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:03.039 bankrupt us, he may drive some of us out into 281 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:06.480 the streets. He may, you know, make it impossible to 282 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:11.839 survive in some ways. But we can't give him everything. 283 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:18.920 We can't give him our souls, our joy, we can't 284 00:19:18.920 --> 00:19:21.160 give him our lives. 285 00:19:22.119 --> 00:19:23.000 We can't. 286 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:26.680 So what they tell you to do. I've gone to 287 00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:29.640 every psychiatrist in the world about my medical anxiety, and 288 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:32.079 one of the things they tell you to do is 289 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:37.400 make an appointment with yourself to worry so and it works, 290 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.480 trust me. So I want you to picture your anxiety 291 00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:42.960 over Donald Trump. 292 00:19:43.640 --> 00:19:45.079 Picture it. 293 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:47.519 Is it a big purple monster, is it a big 294 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:51.480 orange monster? Is it the monster from Bugs Bunny? Such 295 00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:54.480 an Indian terrestic hair do for such an Indian interesting monster? 296 00:19:55.119 --> 00:19:57.119 You know what you get? 297 00:19:57.200 --> 00:20:01.920 Mine looks like baby, Hugh say, that's your fear most 298 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:05.799 I'm gonna tell you what to do with that monsters 299 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:08.839 and how to make an appointment with yourself to worry. 300 00:20:09.400 --> 00:20:11.519 Come back, don't go anywhere. 301 00:20:14.039 --> 00:20:16.119 Hey, Carrel here and I'd like to take a moment 302 00:20:16.200 --> 00:20:19.279 to thank all the patrons of Patreon. Your support means 303 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:22.119 the absolute world to me and the show. If you'd 304 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:24.359 like to show your support for the crazy endeavors of 305 00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:27.400 the Corell cap, then please go to Patreon dot com 306 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:31.480 forward slash really Corell. 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Forward last, really, Correl, 318 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:07.720 thanks for almost thirty years of support to the loudest, craziest, 319 00:21:07.720 --> 00:21:10.440 most unhinged gay guy and his little dog. And let's 320 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:26.680 keep the party going as long as we can. I 321 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:28.839 was just jamming in my head to another song called 322 00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:32.680 release Yourself by LaBelle, because that's what the message look. 323 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:37.759 You know, I had a profound moment watching Hacks last night. 324 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:42.079 I'm catching up on season three before season four, and 325 00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:46.920 this profound moment watching Hacks was when For those of 326 00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:51.559 you that have seen the show, it's when Debra Vance 327 00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:56.079 gets an opportunity to host a late night TV show 328 00:21:56.119 --> 00:22:00.480 as a filling and she does it, and she kills it. 329 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:02.839 She nails it, and. 330 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:05.880 As when the show is over, they expect her to 331 00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:09.119 walk out before the audience leaves, but she doesn't. She 332 00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:12.240 just sits there, watches the audience leaves, They turn out 333 00:22:12.240 --> 00:22:16.960 the lights and she sits on the darkened stage. I'm 334 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:21.920 gonna cry see that scene because she knew she nailed it, 335 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:28.720 and she knew that all of her years of comedy 336 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:32.680 and doing gigs and all of that, all of it 337 00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:37.559 was for that moment right there, because she was given 338 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:42.240 the chance. And I know that if I am ever 339 00:22:42.359 --> 00:22:45.599 given that chance to host a show like Kelly Clarkson, 340 00:22:46.039 --> 00:22:49.720 like Jay Hud, like Drew Barrymore, if I am ever 341 00:22:49.880 --> 00:22:53.240 given a chance to host that kind of show, I 342 00:22:53.480 --> 00:22:58.599 will freaking nail it, and I'll be one of the 343 00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:02.559 biggest things in the country because I'm that good, just 344 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:03.680 like she knew. 345 00:23:04.519 --> 00:23:06.279 She knew. 346 00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:11.400 And you can't feel that kind of joy or optimism 347 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:14.400 or you can't feel that that you know kind of 348 00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:19.079 I got this. If you're always stressed, and so I 349 00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:25.079 want you to make an appointment to stress about Donald Trump. 350 00:23:26.359 --> 00:23:28.440 I want you to make that appointment daily. 351 00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:30.039 Now. 352 00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:32.519 It can be in the morning, it can be in 353 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:36.279 the afternoon, it can be at lunch. But you only 354 00:23:36.359 --> 00:23:42.000 get fifteen minutes. And I really want you to set 355 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:45.960 an appointment. Every time you start getting angry about Trump, 356 00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:49.920 you start screaming about the news, you all stop it, 357 00:23:50.000 --> 00:23:54.119 put that fear monster back in its cage. 358 00:23:54.359 --> 00:23:59.400 And then you get fifteen minutes between. 359 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:03.799 A prescribed time three to three fifteen, three thirty to 360 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:08.559 three forty five noon to twelve fifteen. And then after 361 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:12.960 that you have to use every tool you have to 362 00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:16.960 block it out of your mind, not to be oblivious. 363 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:22.920 I'm not saying don't pay attention. I'm saying, gather your news, 364 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:29.240 gather your information, but don't really process it until your 365 00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:35.160 appointment three fifteen, three thirty. And then when you're processing 366 00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:37.680 it during that time, write down your thoughts, share them 367 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:41.160 with people, post on social media, call your senators, do 368 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:43.359 whatever you want to do, but do it in that 369 00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:48.240 fifteen minutes and then the rest of the day. I 370 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:51.200 want you to put it out of sight. If you 371 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:54.079 want to watch news, you get thirty minutes. That's it, 372 00:24:54.640 --> 00:24:58.960 thirty minutes, MSNBC, Fox, whatever you watch, I don't care, 373 00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:03.759 CNN thirty minutes, BBC thirty minutes. If you can't learn 374 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:05.960 it in thirty minutes, you'll learn it the next day 375 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:11.559 thirty minutes. Limit your news to thirty minutes, and limit 376 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:15.720 worrying about the world and your life and social security 377 00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:19.759 and this to fifteen minutes a day, and the rest 378 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:25.279 of the time, try to let go of the anxiety 379 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:29.160 that our society is creating right now. I just saw 380 00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:33.160 a report that even wealthy Americans don't live as long 381 00:25:33.599 --> 00:25:39.759 as poor Europeans. Our life expectancy in America, even if 382 00:25:39.799 --> 00:25:45.519 you're wealthy, is equal to the lowest life expectancy of 383 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:51.160 the poorest Europeans. And why is that exactly what I'm 384 00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:56.480 talking about? Too much anxiety in America. The article quotes 385 00:25:56.960 --> 00:26:01.319 that it is too stressful to be an American right now. 386 00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:04.000 There's too much to worry about. 387 00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:09.359 We have health crises every day, measles outbreak, COVID's still here. 388 00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:12.039 It's almost like if you walk outside, you're gonna you're 389 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:17.079 gonna die of something. We have so much anxiety being 390 00:26:17.240 --> 00:26:21.359 thrown at us in the guise of news and no 391 00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:25.279 time to process it. This morning, I had a vein 392 00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:29.319 infiltrated with contrast, put into a round tube for an 393 00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:31.839 hour and a half while this thing spun around me 394 00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:34.519 and they looked for bad things in my brain and 395 00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:40.000 my throat. That's traumatic, no matter how you cut that, 396 00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:43.880 that's traumatic. And this evening I'm gonna have to decompress 397 00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:47.880 and deal with that. And that's what I want you 398 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:53.759 to start doing. Don't let MAGA into your don't even 399 00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:57.680 talk to them anymore online or you know, in person. 400 00:26:57.920 --> 00:26:59.000 There's no point. 401 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:01.960