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Speaker 2: This would be Orlando's rock station one O one one
Speaker 2: w j r R. All right, let's begin with an
Speaker 2: updates on a story from way back in January. Oh,
Speaker 2: is this the Jiggler or wiggler or whatever? The jiggler?
Speaker 2: Let me refresh. Fifty two year old Darren Malinsky lives
Speaker 2: with his parents the villages. I do remember this. Darren
Speaker 2: had been in the hospital up in the village's uf Health,
Speaker 2: the village's hospital. He was discharged early in the morning
Speaker 2: in January, and he was still wearing his hospital gown
Speaker 2: when he lifted his gown quote, showing his penis and
Speaker 2: testicles and was asking passer buyers to quote check his balls.
Speaker 2: He was seeking opinions as to whether they appeared to
Speaker 2: be swollen. A woman who was visiting the hospital was
Speaker 2: among those two see Malinsky himself. Some of the witnesses
Speaker 2: interviewed by deputies say Milinsky is five foot seven waist
Speaker 2: two thirty was jiggling his genitals when he lifted the gown.
Speaker 2: Thus we have applied the jiggler terminology.
Speaker 1: Five foot seven to thirty with a big dude five
Speaker 1: foot seven, two thirty five and a half edges.
Speaker 2: He was more concerned with were they swollen? He had
Speaker 2: his day in court last week. Okay, how do you
Speaker 2: approach that case? What does this get? First off, he
Speaker 2: pleaded no contest to the charge of exposure sexual organ
Speaker 2: jigot me, I was Yeah. He was sentenced to nineteen
Speaker 2: days in jail with credit for nineteen days he already served,
Speaker 2: placed on probation for eleven months in order to perform
Speaker 2: twenty hours of community service.
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd give that guy a community.
Speaker 1: We don't want him in the community.
Speaker 2: Well you can find uh this could be the uh
Speaker 2: maybe some dump work Okay, yeah, something along those lines,
Speaker 2: trash pick up, or.
Speaker 1: What if he's aroused by certain stuff of dump like
Speaker 1: I don't know, mattress, the mattress area or those landscaping areas.
Speaker 2: As long as he's not wearing his hospital gown.
Speaker 1: I think think you'll he'll contain things. Those those are
Speaker 1: convenient for uh, you know, the gowns, they are convenient
Speaker 1: for access, right sego. The last time I had one.
Speaker 2: On the only time I've ever had a hospital gown
Speaker 2: on is I just knocked on looad for you what
Speaker 2: I went to have my colonoscopy done and then uh,
Speaker 2: you know, from time to time to lash you to
Speaker 2: put on something like that for your yearly physical mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Outside of that, I'm not a hospital gown guy, even
Speaker 2: I know they're built for comfort. They are. That may
Speaker 2: be something to consider just lounging around the house.
Speaker 1: Ind if your wife came home from Sunday from the
Speaker 1: grocery store and you were watching insert sport, Nascar or
Speaker 1: let's just say football one o'clock games are starting and
Speaker 1: you're in a hospital gown on the couch built for comfort, man,
Speaker 1: I think that she may cash in the chips.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Sunbury, Pennsylvania, where a man there
Speaker 2: allegedly masturbated on his neighbor's property in full view of
Speaker 2: her dude camera. What are you doing with all these
Speaker 2: Jiggler stories got his theme going? Clearly, this is strategic
Speaker 2: programming to so why on the art? What was the
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to all that and set up what's
Speaker 2: happening here. What we have is two thirty in the
Speaker 2: morning and a very drunk fifty six year old Benjamin
Speaker 2: Santos Junior ended up on his neighbor's front yard about
Speaker 2: two thirty in the morning doing the tugg a lug
Speaker 2: you know, never thought anything else about it, went back
Speaker 2: inside his home, went to bed, and then the next
Speaker 2: day here's where the awkward part comes in. The neighbor.
Speaker 2: The woman confronts him after she you know, looked at
Speaker 2: her external cameraon got notices that there was live action
Speaker 2: from overnight hours and she looked and saw him doing
Speaker 2: his thing. So she went and confronted the guy. He
Speaker 2: says to her. His response, Yeah, I was very drunk, my.
Speaker 1: Bad next door neighbor, which means he's always gonna be
Speaker 1: around around more like aroused. So she did report him,
Speaker 1: hants wives in the news.
Speaker 2: He's charged with misdemeanors of open lewdness, loitering and prowling
Speaker 2: at night and as well as summary harassment. He'll be
Speaker 2: in front of a judge clothed I'm thinking on December third.
Speaker 1: If you had him and the Jiggler in the same
Speaker 1: you know how they they'll show the purpse in the
Speaker 1: orange jumpsuits go into their little court hearing you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, right, sure, when it's fresh arrested.
Speaker 1: If you had those two back to back, judge, you
Speaker 1: just say I you know, I think I just need
Speaker 1: to go home and restart my day tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I can't. You know what those seriously think. If you
Speaker 2: are the judge who does that gig where its first appearances,
Speaker 2: it's a parade of craziness all day long, every day,
Speaker 2: you're probably you're desensitized to pretty much everything.
Speaker 1: I would think, Yeah, you're getting all the people from downtown,
Speaker 1: and then you know all the people from the overnight
Speaker 1: bars anywhere, not just.
Speaker 2: A few true sickos in the mix as well, a
Speaker 2: couple hookers. Yeah, and then god knows what else you
Speaker 2: know randomly might pop up on the dockets for any
Speaker 2: given day.
Speaker 1: Drug addicts, you know, dealers.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're married to a judge who who
Speaker 2: that's their gig is the first appearances, do you even
Speaker 2: ask them how their day was at work? When they
Speaker 2: go nice, you just let it go. Attend to ask
Speaker 2: my wife at times to let it go. You know?
Speaker 2: Do you ask your wife every day how was your day?
Speaker 2: I do, because it can drastically vary from any given day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do every now and then, but I read
Speaker 1: the room like I read the face, and then certain
Speaker 1: days I'm I'm not going to ask on this one
Speaker 1: seems a little stressful. Yes, last night, I asked, though
Speaker 1: it was a good day, you know, I mean teaching
Speaker 1: kids every day, that's like.
Speaker 2: An adventure as well. Yeah, I compare it to court.
Speaker 2: But finally we moved to Newcastle, England, where a grandmother
Speaker 2: there revealed her cocaine stash while in the presence of
Speaker 2: fairly shocked police officers. Have this story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Carolyn Cochrane had been detained by police for breach of peace,
Speaker 2: and while she was with the cops, she reportedly reached
Speaker 2: down into her panties, her granny panties, and grabbed out
Speaker 2: would ended up being packets of cocaine. Asked why she
Speaker 2: was taking cocaine, Cochrane said to the police, well, everyone
Speaker 2: has their poison.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be a sweet grandma.
Speaker 2: She's a young, younger grandmother. You got a picture of
Speaker 2: grandma on the Facebook page. Yeah, But I meant, do
Speaker 2: you have it in your hands? I don't have to
Speaker 2: do that yet. Are you so comfortable there that you that? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: that was my god.
Speaker 1: It was Courtney Love with Billy Corgan on the front
Speaker 1: of her Facebook page. I'm like, is that the Grandma,
Speaker 1: she looks like cocaine. Grandma, Am I what?
Speaker 2: I didn't want to disrupt your comfort there. Your feet
Speaker 2: were propped up, shoes off, and still didn't show my picture.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't have the picture. I'm sorry. You'll
Speaker 2: have to look on the Facebook page if you can.
Speaker 2: I know, the struggles really ran.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not a grammy. You're right, that's a young one.
Speaker 1: She was a hooker, ady a sheep. She's done a
Speaker 1: coordinate wrongley you know sure?
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