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<v Speaker 1>Job.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that. Wow, that was strange one on one

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<v Speaker 2>one do u j R. Yeah, that was an operator

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<v Speaker 2>error on my part. I've been drinking. It's Saint Patti's day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're forgiving loud speaking a witch speaking a witch?

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<v Speaker 2>You say we played voting about another fifteen minutes or so.

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<v Speaker 2>J Our facebook page have a bit of an Irish

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<v Speaker 2>theme going this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes he does. Tell us which song you want to hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Your Choices or House of Pain, Jump Around, drop Cake

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy's I'm Shipping up to Boston or Thin Lizzie Whiskey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Jar. Oh, somebody who votes is gonna win

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<v Speaker 1>Burt Kreischer tickets. We have these all week to give away,

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<v Speaker 1>So get to the jar our facebook page, put in

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<v Speaker 1>your vote. Whor it's gonna be a key to center.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you going to that one night of the weekend. Yeow,

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<v Speaker 1>son of a gun. I knew you'd catch me with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see anyway start a idiotology almost won't be.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta have your full and undivided attention. Don Gorski

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<v Speaker 2>is in the news again. Who's Gorsky? Remind me Don

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<v Speaker 2>Gorsky is the guy who eats big Max every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, and has done so pretty much every

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<v Speaker 2>day since May seventeenth of nineteen seventy two.

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<v Speaker 1>And they did reward him after the last time he

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<v Speaker 1>was in the news, didn't they.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. They've given him all sorts of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will have to see what happens now that

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<v Speaker 2>he has hit the thirty five thousand Big Mac Mark.

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<v Speaker 2>You better appreciate this, But I say, I had to

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<v Speaker 2>slow down to one a day for three days here

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<v Speaker 2>describing me nuts, So I guess it's definitely thirty five thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>That's no more or less. I've counted every single one,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five thousand, Big Max. He, by the way, keeps

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<v Speaker 2>the receipt and the box for each one. And how

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<v Speaker 2>old is he he is? I see listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Ballpark from seeing him in the past. You're saying probably

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<v Speaker 1>the sixties, right mid to late sixties. I think yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Bert Kraser, by the way, Uh, those tickets go on

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<v Speaker 1>sale coming up soon. The show is on November one,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a Saturday. Patty, you might be there shirt

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<v Speaker 1>off rolling with them, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about the shirt off parts.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll leave that for Bert. That's his deal. Thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>thousand big big macs. I'm sorry, and it's nothing that

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<v Speaker 1>gets a big back. How can you any of you

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<v Speaker 1>who are doing the math on that. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>since nineteen seventy two, he in some cases will eat

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<v Speaker 1>multiple big Macs in a day. In fact, back he

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<v Speaker 1>said there were days where he would eat up to

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<v Speaker 1>nine in one day, which it can't he can't have

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<v Speaker 1>good health.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the question he's always asked. But he is

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<v Speaker 2>in really good health and his cholesterol is in check.

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<v Speaker 2>He exercises walks regularly. Okay, I mean he starts razor

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<v Speaker 2>thin by any means, but uh, it is easy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to be pairing him up with fries. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you just get sick and tired? Yes, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>working at the pizza place in high school. If you

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<v Speaker 1>work there, you start to hate pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Which which traditional food that people most people absolutely love,

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<v Speaker 2>won't hesitate to eat on a regular basis. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>least want to have to be responsible for preparing every

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<v Speaker 2>day as part of your job, because you know it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to ruin it for you if you had to

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<v Speaker 2>pick one that you know, yeah, if if it was

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<v Speaker 2>pizza or maybe you cook steaks, or you have fried

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<v Speaker 2>chicken or you know, you know where I'm gonna add

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<v Speaker 2>here those foods that you just even you hear the word,

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<v Speaker 2>you start to salivate a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it would be pizza, because I would not

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<v Speaker 1>want to be sick of pizza. And I can tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I cooked steaks for quite some time and

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<v Speaker 1>you never got sick of eating. Yeah. You know, even

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<v Speaker 1>when they offered you your employee meal, if by chance

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<v Speaker 1>they were gonna say, you know what today, you could

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<v Speaker 1>have insert Dame misteak. Oh yeah, I'm on it, even

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<v Speaker 1>though you've cooked, you know, the night before, you cook

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred of them minimum, because it was steak and seafood.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you? What are you going with Chinese pizza?

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<v Speaker 2>Does Chinese work?

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<v Speaker 1>Can?

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<v Speaker 2>I Can I give that as a response because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't eat Chinese that often. Is contrary to what you

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<v Speaker 2>all might think from over the years, you know, having

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<v Speaker 2>a nickname the egg roll King. Thank you to a

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<v Speaker 2>former Satellite member of the show Double A whereabouts unknown.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go with Chinese food. Then I could live without that,

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<v Speaker 2>because Chinese for me is one where it just hits

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<v Speaker 2>you out of the loop. I could go for some Chinese. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>pizza is too much of a regular basis, Fried chicken

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<v Speaker 2>too much of a regular basis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, steak. So I'm giving up Chinese to you know.

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<v Speaker 1>My New Year's resolution slash giving something up for lent

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<v Speaker 1>of not having fast food bit me in the ass

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<v Speaker 1>over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what's your cave on?

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it. I stayed over in Leesburg and I

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<v Speaker 1>had the Continental breakfast at the hotel. But what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do when you're doing an hour or forty five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes hour ride home and you stayed the night before

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<v Speaker 1>and hung out and partied and stuff. I couldn't stop

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<v Speaker 1>and get and get fast food. You always get a breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich or something. Didn't do it. So I didn't cave,

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<v Speaker 1>but I almost did. You better believe it. When I

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<v Speaker 1>drove by that Mickey D's, I was like, McMuffin, I

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<v Speaker 1>got you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just set yourself up, said you failed, you fell short,

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<v Speaker 2>and now you say you didn't. Where's the payoff for that?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I almost failed. Come on, you gotta listen.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a multitask. Speaking of fails, an amusement park

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<v Speaker 1>in the UK called Alton Towers. One of the rides

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<v Speaker 1>they are called the toxicator. Okay, the toxicator.

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<v Speaker 2>It had to be shut down on its opening day

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<v Speaker 2>when a pipe burst, spewing brown liquid.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, riders, Now that could be a new theme

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<v Speaker 1>park ride.

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<v Speaker 2>Intoxicator is spraying brown crap on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Duty Falls. You know like when you, okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>you go to certain theme parks and you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the roller coaster and you go through part

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<v Speaker 1>it's water and certain people sitting on it get wet.

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<v Speaker 1>Certain don't. That's the payoff, that's the big you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm getting at. Oh man, I made it through

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<v Speaker 1>the Duty the Douty coaster without getting I rode the stainer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or like you know, a whale jumps in here in

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<v Speaker 1>the splash zone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dirty water.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did we ever sit in the splash zone as kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Since we were impervious to everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Everything. That water was cold.

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<v Speaker 1>You smell like fish and it was cold, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you had to walk around salty and kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a little miserable for the next hour, and then that

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<v Speaker 1>Florida sun just cooked you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell. I sat in the splash zone at a Gallagher

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<v Speaker 2>concert back in the day. You know, the dude who

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<v Speaker 2>used to saw. His gimmick was smashing large pieces of

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<v Speaker 2>fruit with a mallet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, I remember you said you did that? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>get covered in like water? Mallon?

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<v Speaker 2>Well we brought the we had the rain ger type stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's murder scene after that show. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a headline of the week contender number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Conveniently on a Monday, I have the pen ready. Severed

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<v Speaker 2>head of King George the fifth statue may have resurfaced

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<v Speaker 2>at Irish Rappers Melbourne gig.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too long. I can't severed head of King? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I just write that.

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<v Speaker 2>King George the fifth statue may have resurfaced at Irish

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<v Speaker 2>Rappers Melbourne gig.

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<v Speaker 1>They have surface. I'm just writing the King. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing all the others. If it's too long, resurfaced an

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<v Speaker 1>Irish rap show, right, yes, I can just summarize it.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently this hip hop group from Northern Ireland is called Kneecap,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guess they have ties to the IRA.

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering that when you said Kneecap, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because they beat you Thecaps.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they're the ones in possession of the severed

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<v Speaker 2>head of King George the fifth.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they steal that severed head?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's strongly implied here.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're part of the NRA or whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>hell it is, I sorry, not National Rifle. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>part of the IRA, you're not mass on them. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't I can't do pizza. Had a bad experience

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<v Speaker 1>with soggy crust. I don't think that would do me away,

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<v Speaker 1>though we're talking. If you had to work in a

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<v Speaker 1>business where you're making one of those foods, it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody just it's a go to for most people, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know working there is going to ruin it for

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<v Speaker 1>you forever. Somebody just texted in pact, turn on TV

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<v Speaker 1>for golf, yep, nine o'clock. It starts with.

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<v Speaker 2>Three whole aggregate playoff between JJ spawn and A. Does

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<v Speaker 2>Rory choke again?

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<v Speaker 1>Right here in Central Florida, North Florida. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>just put the damn hecks on Rory.

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<v Speaker 2>Rory's going to choke again.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch this wj R R