Speaker 1: Job.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Wow, that was strange one on one
Speaker 2: one do u j R. Yeah, that was an operator
Speaker 2: error on my part. I've been drinking. It's Saint Patti's day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're forgiving loud speaking a witch speaking a witch?
Speaker 2: You say we played voting about another fifteen minutes or so.
Speaker 2: J Our facebook page have a bit of an Irish
Speaker 2: theme going this morning.
Speaker 1: Yes he does. Tell us which song you want to hear?
Speaker 1: Your Choices or House of Pain, Jump Around, drop Cake
Speaker 1: Murphy's I'm Shipping up to Boston or Thin Lizzie Whiskey
Speaker 1: in the Jar. Oh, somebody who votes is gonna win
Speaker 1: Burt Kreischer tickets. We have these all week to give away,
Speaker 1: So get to the jar our facebook page, put in
Speaker 1: your vote. Whor it's gonna be a key to center.
Speaker 1: I know you going to that one night of the weekend. Yeow,
Speaker 1: son of a gun. I knew you'd catch me with that.
Speaker 1: Let me see anyway start a idiotology almost won't be.
Speaker 2: I gotta have your full and undivided attention. Don Gorski
Speaker 2: is in the news again. Who's Gorsky? Remind me Don
Speaker 2: Gorsky is the guy who eats big Max every single day.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, and has done so pretty much every
Speaker 2: day since May seventeenth of nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 1: And they did reward him after the last time he
Speaker 1: was in the news, didn't they.
Speaker 2: I think so. They've given him all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2: But I will have to see what happens now that
Speaker 2: he has hit the thirty five thousand Big Mac Mark.
Speaker 2: You better appreciate this, But I say, I had to
Speaker 2: slow down to one a day for three days here
Speaker 2: describing me nuts, So I guess it's definitely thirty five thousand.
Speaker 2: That's no more or less. I've counted every single one,
Speaker 2: thirty five thousand, Big Max. He, by the way, keeps
Speaker 2: the receipt and the box for each one. And how
Speaker 2: old is he he is? I see listening.
Speaker 1: Ballpark from seeing him in the past. You're saying probably
Speaker 1: the sixties, right mid to late sixties. I think yeah.
Speaker 1: Bert Kraser, by the way, Uh, those tickets go on
Speaker 1: sale coming up soon. The show is on November one,
Speaker 1: which is a Saturday. Patty, you might be there shirt
Speaker 1: off rolling with them, huh.
Speaker 2: I don't know about the shirt off parts.
Speaker 1: We'll leave that for Bert. That's his deal. Thirty five
Speaker 1: thousand big big macs. I'm sorry, and it's nothing that
Speaker 1: gets a big back. How can you any of you
Speaker 1: who are doing the math on that. By the way,
Speaker 1: since nineteen seventy two, he in some cases will eat
Speaker 1: multiple big Macs in a day. In fact, back he
Speaker 1: said there were days where he would eat up to
Speaker 1: nine in one day, which it can't he can't have
Speaker 1: good health.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the question he's always asked. But he is
Speaker 2: in really good health and his cholesterol is in check.
Speaker 2: He exercises walks regularly. Okay, I mean he starts razor
Speaker 2: thin by any means, but uh, it is easy.
Speaker 1: He's got to be pairing him up with fries. Why
Speaker 1: did you just get sick and tired? Yes, it's like
Speaker 1: working at the pizza place in high school. If you
Speaker 1: work there, you start to hate pizza.
Speaker 2: Which which traditional food that people most people absolutely love,
Speaker 2: won't hesitate to eat on a regular basis. Would you
Speaker 2: least want to have to be responsible for preparing every
Speaker 2: day as part of your job, because you know it's
Speaker 2: going to ruin it for you if you had to
Speaker 2: pick one that you know, yeah, if if it was
Speaker 2: pizza or maybe you cook steaks, or you have fried
Speaker 2: chicken or you know, you know where I'm gonna add
Speaker 2: here those foods that you just even you hear the word,
Speaker 2: you start to salivate a little.
Speaker 1: I think it would be pizza, because I would not
Speaker 1: want to be sick of pizza. And I can tell
Speaker 1: you that I cooked steaks for quite some time and
Speaker 1: you never got sick of eating. Yeah. You know, even
Speaker 1: when they offered you your employee meal, if by chance
Speaker 1: they were gonna say, you know what today, you could
Speaker 1: have insert Dame misteak. Oh yeah, I'm on it, even
Speaker 1: though you've cooked, you know, the night before, you cook
Speaker 1: one hundred of them minimum, because it was steak and seafood.
Speaker 1: What about you? What are you going with Chinese pizza?
Speaker 2: Does Chinese work?
Speaker 1: Can?
Speaker 2: I Can I give that as a response because I
Speaker 2: don't eat Chinese that often. Is contrary to what you
Speaker 2: all might think from over the years, you know, having
Speaker 2: a nickname the egg roll King. Thank you to a
Speaker 2: former Satellite member of the show Double A whereabouts unknown.
Speaker 2: I'll go with Chinese food. Then I could live without that,
Speaker 2: because Chinese for me is one where it just hits
Speaker 2: you out of the loop. I could go for some Chinese. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pizza is too much of a regular basis, Fried chicken
Speaker 2: too much of a regular basis.
Speaker 1: Yes, steak. So I'm giving up Chinese to you know.
Speaker 1: My New Year's resolution slash giving something up for lent
Speaker 1: of not having fast food bit me in the ass
Speaker 1: over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh what's your cave on?
Speaker 1: Think about it. I stayed over in Leesburg and I
Speaker 1: had the Continental breakfast at the hotel. But what do
Speaker 1: you do when you're doing an hour or forty five
Speaker 1: minutes hour ride home and you stayed the night before
Speaker 1: and hung out and partied and stuff. I couldn't stop
Speaker 1: and get and get fast food. You always get a breakfast,
Speaker 1: sandwich or something. Didn't do it. So I didn't cave,
Speaker 1: but I almost did. You better believe it. When I
Speaker 1: drove by that Mickey D's, I was like, McMuffin, I
Speaker 1: got you.
Speaker 2: Just set yourself up, said you failed, you fell short,
Speaker 2: and now you say you didn't. Where's the payoff for that?
Speaker 1: I said, I almost failed. Come on, you gotta listen.
Speaker 1: You got a multitask. Speaking of fails, an amusement park
Speaker 1: in the UK called Alton Towers. One of the rides
Speaker 1: they are called the toxicator. Okay, the toxicator.
Speaker 2: It had to be shut down on its opening day
Speaker 2: when a pipe burst, spewing brown liquid.
Speaker 1: Oh no, riders, Now that could be a new theme
Speaker 1: park ride.
Speaker 2: Intoxicator is spraying brown crap on you.
Speaker 1: Hey, Duty Falls. You know like when you, okay, when
Speaker 1: you go to certain theme parks and you're on the
Speaker 1: you're on the roller coaster and you go through part
Speaker 1: it's water and certain people sitting on it get wet.
Speaker 1: Certain don't. That's the payoff, that's the big you know
Speaker 1: what I'm getting at. Oh man, I made it through
Speaker 1: the Duty the Douty coaster without getting I rode the stainer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or like you know, a whale jumps in here in
Speaker 1: the splash zone.
Speaker 2: It's dirty water.
Speaker 1: Why did we ever sit in the splash zone as kids.
Speaker 2: Since we were impervious to everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Everything. That water was cold.
Speaker 1: You smell like fish and it was cold, and then
Speaker 1: you had to walk around salty and kind of you know,
Speaker 1: a little miserable for the next hour, and then that
Speaker 1: Florida sun just cooked you.
Speaker 2: Hell. I sat in the splash zone at a Gallagher
Speaker 2: concert back in the day. You know, the dude who
Speaker 2: used to saw. His gimmick was smashing large pieces of
Speaker 2: fruit with a mallet.
Speaker 1: Yep, I remember you said you did that? Do you
Speaker 1: get covered in like water? Mallon?
Speaker 2: Well we brought the we had the rain ger type stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's murder scene after that show. All right,
Speaker 2: we have a headline of the week contender number one.
Speaker 2: Conveniently on a Monday, I have the pen ready. Severed
Speaker 2: head of King George the fifth statue may have resurfaced
Speaker 2: at Irish Rappers Melbourne gig.
Speaker 1: It's too long. I can't severed head of King? Can
Speaker 1: I just write that.
Speaker 2: King George the fifth statue may have resurfaced at Irish
Speaker 2: Rappers Melbourne gig.
Speaker 1: They have surface. I'm just writing the King. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing all the others. If it's too long, resurfaced an
Speaker 1: Irish rap show, right, yes, I can just summarize it.
Speaker 2: Apparently this hip hop group from Northern Ireland is called Kneecap,
Speaker 2: and I guess they have ties to the IRA.
Speaker 1: I was wondering that when you said Kneecap, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they beat you Thecaps.
Speaker 2: I guess they're the ones in possession of the severed
Speaker 2: head of King George the fifth.
Speaker 1: Did they steal that severed head?
Speaker 2: It's it's strongly implied here.
Speaker 1: And if you're part of the NRA or whatever the
Speaker 1: hell it is, I sorry, not National Rifle. If you're
Speaker 1: part of the IRA, you're not mass on them. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: I can't I can't do pizza. Had a bad experience
Speaker 1: with soggy crust. I don't think that would do me away,
Speaker 1: though we're talking. If you had to work in a
Speaker 1: business where you're making one of those foods, it's you know,
Speaker 1: everybody just it's a go to for most people, and
Speaker 1: you know working there is going to ruin it for
Speaker 1: you forever. Somebody just texted in pact, turn on TV
Speaker 1: for golf, yep, nine o'clock. It starts with.
Speaker 2: Three whole aggregate playoff between JJ spawn and A. Does
Speaker 2: Rory choke again?
Speaker 1: Right here in Central Florida, North Florida. I know you
Speaker 1: just put the damn hecks on Rory.
Speaker 2: Rory's going to choke again.
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