Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Tagg You're about to teach your
Speaker 1: buddy's glazed by the great Chris Ray God, Derek black
Speaker 1: Belt and Tom Sweeny. Sit back and prepare for some show.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 2: Bitch just hating on me because I'm a fat sitting
Speaker 2: on Being Matazine.
Speaker 3: Lena fell in Love. I got that show. I fell
Speaker 3: in love with lean I fell in love. That song
Speaker 3: is really catchy. Yeah it doesn't sound like it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: not for me.
Speaker 4: And welcome to start Dank Podcast. Welcome, Hello, everybody. It's
Speaker 4: me Chris, it's him Kingson, it's him Derek.
Speaker 3: We're all here. We're all here.
Speaker 4: Look at us. It was like a postcar crash face.
Speaker 3: I am. I am. I don't know why I'm unreasonably tired.
Speaker 3: I don't think I should be.
Speaker 4: I slept on my I guess I must have like
Speaker 4: slept on my neck mm because I fucked it up somehow.
Speaker 3: I like that, like when I'm sleeping directly on my neck,
Speaker 3: like vertically. Yeah, waking up with someone like that. Somebody
Speaker 3: came in here and put my partner on their neck
Speaker 3: and then left. In the night of the dead of
Speaker 3: night while I was into bed with them.
Speaker 2: You just drug them, put all the drugs on them
Speaker 2: so they can't get up, and then you just turn
Speaker 2: them upside down, paralyze them.
Speaker 3: Even there for nine hours like that, and all the
Speaker 3: bloods got on the head. They're gonna die or then
Speaker 3: not be able to walk anymore. I work a feeling
Speaker 3: just paralyzed. Basically, it's pretty good. Well, there goes. I
Speaker 3: like that. It's a good feeling sometimes. Paralyzation, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you don't feel anything, you know, I don't want to
Speaker 3: feel anything anymore. Yeah, imagine being parallel saying that while
Speaker 3: wearing a shirt is awesome. Yeah, that's crazy. You got
Speaker 3: you turned it to twelve year old yourself. What's happening?
Speaker 3: You got to hold back into your towe year old body.
Speaker 3: You were like, I'm so mad at what's happening? Right, Like,
Speaker 3: I put this on and I'm like, everything sucks. I
Speaker 3: hate everything everything. He's so sad. The world is such
Speaker 3: a cruel place.
Speaker 2: It's so weird that I was, Uh, there's this really
Speaker 2: old guys in his fifties on a ninety day Fiance
Speaker 2: show named Gino, and he just broke up with his
Speaker 2: whatever in that show, and then he's he's old and
Speaker 2: he's like posted the Wake Me Up Inside song or whatever.
Speaker 3: Like it was like I was.
Speaker 4: Like, what, that's so fucking I was like, it's just
Speaker 4: weird that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, to be fair, maybe that guy was
Speaker 2: like in his mid thirties or something when it came out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, sure you can still like it fifty Yeah,
Speaker 2: it came out like twenty years ago. Yeah, probably like
Speaker 2: twenty one years ago. I think I think it came
Speaker 2: out to them before.
Speaker 4: It was like pretty early something maybe even lower maybe
Speaker 4: I think it was.
Speaker 3: It was. It was even definitely was the nineties. I
Speaker 3: wasn't ten. Well, he was alive. I was. Yeah, his
Speaker 3: memory from then I lived through it pretty well. We
Speaker 3: just kind of sact like that, you know, oh man,
Speaker 3: did I am? I not real? That's a lie? Related
Speaker 3: to have what podcast?
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Speaker 4: toss us a toss him a dollar.
Speaker 3: I need a dollar.
Speaker 4: He needs a dollar. Specifically, he's about to get evicted.
Speaker 3: The moment you realize you're a part of someone's dream,
Speaker 3: which not the person, and you're just like, are you
Speaker 3: saying you. How do you realize it though, like like
Speaker 3: you break the move for some reason. You're like, this
Speaker 3: is a dream of yours, so you're sentient. You don't
Speaker 3: wake up.
Speaker 4: Senting in somebody else's dream. And that's just basically what
Speaker 4: an inception is actually literally Isn't that kind of.
Speaker 3: The point of that movie? I don't think.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think there's actually any real point of them. Hey,
Speaker 2: look at this, what a cool concept.
Speaker 3: Look at the spinning top.
Speaker 2: Look at the deeper the dream you go, the the
Speaker 2: more time slows, so you go into layers and layers
Speaker 2: and layers, and it could seem like years of past
Speaker 2: but only seconds of past. Or something's gay, it's actually
Speaker 2: very It's like, well it's not. It's not gay. It's
Speaker 2: just it's just stupid that there was. Again, I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to do that hereditary thing. I promise I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to do it this time. It's just like people
Speaker 2: are saying this movie is deep or confusing. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: it's it's the easiest. It's not confusing.
Speaker 3: It's not at all conceptional. It's fun, like like can
Speaker 3: things be fun and not? I just don't understand. It's
Speaker 3: it's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: And people are understood three times and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3: It's it's the media literacy thing, dude, Well that's that's.
Speaker 4: Maybe the movie that people like really over exaggerate the
Speaker 4: confusing I think people are, you said, because No One's
Speaker 4: movie is just generally being kind of like, you know,
Speaker 4: weird and and uh conceptually like heavy. Yeah, but like
Speaker 4: I actually felt like that was like, no, I I
Speaker 4: know exactly what's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I was asking a question, what's confusing that?
Speaker 3: That was the thing.
Speaker 2: I guess I want to know when people were saying
Speaker 2: because it was a big it was not kind of
Speaker 2: like a Zeitgey's thing.
Speaker 3: I think people just were saying it. I guess I
Speaker 3: watched that movie once. Huh. I got a blow drop
Speaker 3: during it, and I've never watched it again, So you
Speaker 3: didn't really watch it. I was watching something. I was
Speaker 3: saying things. I saw the guy fall into the pool,
Speaker 3: and I was interesting, interesting, I saw it. It was
Speaker 3: a cool, visually cool movie. Fucking great soundtrack, is it?
Speaker 3: I mean one of Elliott Ellen Elliott, pa El Elliott.
Speaker 2: It's yes, yes, yes, And of course Leo because he's
Speaker 2: fucking always involved in some ship.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, uh I liked it.
Speaker 2: I didn't think it's it's not good enough for me
Speaker 2: to want to see it, like multiple times, Like I
Speaker 2: actually thought like Shutter Island was better not a Nolan movie,
Speaker 2: but uh, Leo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3: Is in it.
Speaker 2: Oh, even want to talk about a movie that's more
Speaker 2: interesting and could challenge your you know brain a little
Speaker 2: bit more. Shutter Islands are actually a really fun Actually.
Speaker 3: Watched the last five minutes of Shutter Island, that's right,
Speaker 3: and it was credit that's right. We put we watched.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I suggested we were were we
Speaker 4: drunk or something.
Speaker 3: It was that like something was wrong.
Speaker 4: That's some party, and we were like, let's watch the
Speaker 4: like the last five minutes of Shutter Island, but not
Speaker 4: the movie, like the overall like file.
Speaker 3: So it was just.
Speaker 4: Credits, and so we watched, We watched the last five
Speaker 4: minutes of the credits of Shutter Island and then turned
Speaker 4: it off and that was it.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we did that. That Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was interesting. That's a lot of names there, a
Speaker 3: lot of names, a lot of credit credits. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of people. We're going.
Speaker 4: I liked Shutter Island when I saw it. I saw
Speaker 4: that in theaters on a date. I think I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure ship. Yeah, It's like, whoa, what a twist?
Speaker 3: It like? It was pretty good twist. It was fun.
Speaker 3: I think it wasn't he the crazy person the whole time?
Speaker 3: Wasn't it the twist? Spoilers for Shutter Island? He was
Speaker 3: gay the whole time. It was just an allegory for gayness.
Speaker 3: Shut it like his asshole did. Yeah, yeah, shuttering? Can
Speaker 3: you shudder? Shutting is a verb, right, Yes, yes you
Speaker 3: can shutter. What does shutter mean? Exactly? Like to shake
Speaker 3: shake closed? Shutter is like, yeah, I mean yes, somewhat
Speaker 3: like a shudder.
Speaker 2: At the thought of this, I thought shutdering is like
Speaker 2: forcing something it might go on. Now that you're saying that,
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, do I know what that means.
Speaker 4: In a human context? I feel like it just means
Speaker 4: to kind of like like waiver kind of you.
Speaker 3: Know, but it means waiver in general.
Speaker 4: Actually, well, waivers the thing you sign.
Speaker 3: Because you're wavering shuddering, what do you you don't shudder?
Speaker 3: You waiver? Shut the funk up that that's good was
Speaker 3: obvious one. It was a conversation.
Speaker 2: Okay, how about in a human context, and I was saying,
Speaker 2: like window shutters, Yes, a device that okay, it's just
Speaker 2: so stupid closes the shut Oh my god, everybody, Google,
Speaker 2: give me more than two ask chat TBT.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got okay, here we're going music. Uh. In
Speaker 3: a verb.
Speaker 4: Shutters, it means to like to close, or to or
Speaker 4: to like wather like generally is the idea, Yeah, like
Speaker 4: like a like companies often shutter, you know when they
Speaker 4: like go under business. I've heard that before, like in
Speaker 4: like a headline, it's like shuttered.
Speaker 3: Uh you know, w B just shuttered.
Speaker 4: They just shut down fucking all those developers.
Speaker 3: Doesn't surprise me. They're putting o their money all the
Speaker 3: time they closed down.
Speaker 4: They closed down the people who did fucking fear and
Speaker 4: uh Middle Earth, Shadow of War.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're doing They're doing that because they first of all,
Speaker 3: they've had money problems for a long They've been a
Speaker 3: terrible fucking like for a long while, like to the
Speaker 3: point that it's like literally going. That's keeping them float
Speaker 3: is HBO, HBO and Cartoon Network. I think maybe not
Speaker 3: even Cartoon Network. Card Network's gone. It's not gone, it is.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure there's no more Cartoon Network. I'm fairly
Speaker 4: certain that there's no more Cartoon Network. I could I
Speaker 4: could very easily be wrong here, but I remember seeing
Speaker 4: that like all over Twitter for like a week, that
Speaker 4: like Cartoon Network was gone.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the building, because the building.
Speaker 4: Around where I live is it was a Cartoon Network
Speaker 4: building and they sold it off to like some other thing.
Speaker 3: Now it's like Hollywood Productions or something. I haven't out
Speaker 3: there anymore. No, No, it doesn't anymore.
Speaker 4: No, you can see the sn's gone Cartoon Network anymore.
Speaker 4: But like I don't know if that means they moved
Speaker 4: it to like a different place. But then I saw,
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's weird. WB's fucked, terrible, stupid. The
Speaker 4: only thing that they've had of any consequence in the
Speaker 4: last like I don't even know, like ten years, probably
Speaker 4: is the Harry Potter the Hogwarts legacy game that sold
Speaker 4: like thirty million fucking copies inane, and that was just
Speaker 4: a rehash of like, you know, that's an old ip
Speaker 4: that they were like, oh, we need something old.
Speaker 3: That's all they got Harry Potter fans that eat that
Speaker 3: shit up.
Speaker 2: Man, they own so much shit and they just they
Speaker 2: just do everything wrong every every I was just thinking
Speaker 2: about all the DC films that came out that I
Speaker 2: didn't see.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so many.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen either, Shazam, I haven't seen Aquaman.
Speaker 2: I saw the first one. I thought it was fun,
Speaker 2: but I just I was kind of like, good, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I'm like, I don't even know
Speaker 2: one of these, especially since it didn't have anything to
Speaker 2: do with the The Rock was not going to be
Speaker 2: involved with it.
Speaker 3: Black Adam, black person. Yeah, I did see. So me
Speaker 3: and Jojo are big.
Speaker 2: We're like un ironically big fan or I guess it's
Speaker 2: ironic at this point they've got ironically fans of The
Speaker 2: Rock when we like watch all this dumb movies because
Speaker 2: it's literally the same.
Speaker 3: In every single role. Yeah, you want to see what
Speaker 3: he's doing. So I was like, oh, let's see if
Speaker 3: there's anything different. He's just always just like I'm a
Speaker 3: cool big man. I love drinking piss. Yeah, I love
Speaker 3: drinking pists and I have big muscles, Like it's the
Speaker 3: same thing. I love half Black Adam. It's really cool,
Speaker 3: I have black back at him. It was, uh, completely forgettable.
Speaker 3: It was so I don't we really remember anything from
Speaker 3: that movie. That's bad.
Speaker 2: That's a bad that's really bad for an action film. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really like usually I'm like, oh, there was that
Speaker 2: one fight scene that was really dope. I don't even remember.
Speaker 4: I mean, swir movies are struggling in general, but like
Speaker 4: they're particularly bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need to just stop making superhero movies homogenous.
Speaker 3: You know, they make them like this is a superhero movie.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're that guy. Okay, so stun locked me.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the Blue Beetle or whatever? I
Speaker 3: was that It was fun, really it was the problem
Speaker 3: was it was just like this is gonna go nowhere
Speaker 3: because that universe is gone.
Speaker 4: I think Mexicans are Caribbean. That's why I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: I'm not interested. That's crazy Mexicans I've seen in the medium.
Speaker 4: What I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, is there a lot of them?
Speaker 3: That's the default Hispanic in media. You're definitely America. No,
Speaker 3: you're definitely.
Speaker 2: You're definitely right about that. I'm just thinking even though
Speaker 2: it's default, even when it's default.
Speaker 3: How often do they do it?
Speaker 4: I remember it being fucking mega often I've seen I've
Speaker 4: definitely seen them cast just straight white people as Mexicans constantly,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: You're not even casting. They're right downstairs. You can go
Speaker 3: on to see, like, hey, you want to be in
Speaker 3: a movie like set with you?
Speaker 2: Oh, they are flipping it on its head because I
Speaker 2: don't know what the hell Pedro cat Pascal is. But Choline, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's interesting because he's a I feel like he I
Speaker 2: feel like at a certain point he's gonna cause some
Speaker 2: like culture war fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: He's not white, and it bothers me. They plan for
Speaker 3: so many white people, it really bothers me.
Speaker 4: But like, at least when they makes.
Speaker 3: When they make the character brown after him, because Joel,
Speaker 3: they made Joel Hispanic even though Joe Miller absolutely wasn't hispanic.
Speaker 3: We've talked about this, but they're.
Speaker 4: The thing is like I have uncles who look like
Speaker 4: that though, so it's just like it's not like it's
Speaker 4: not like they guess like Donnie Yen or something where
Speaker 4: it's just like there's no reality where this this could fast.
Speaker 3: Really I am joys are chameleons. I am everywhere Jordan Milla,
Speaker 3: I do I save I save you, Ellie, I save you.
Speaker 3: Now it's me. It's me. Anyone that has to say that,
Speaker 3: maybe it's please please bereave me. Why did you say that?
Speaker 3: I just I threw my phone on the ground because
Speaker 3: I was so upset. Bereeve me, give me, please please
Speaker 3: bereave me. Oh my god, Relah, mirror, it's mirror time.
Speaker 3: Baby pops up with a cold beer. I'm near right.
Speaker 3: This is so crazy. You guys talking about me. You
Speaker 3: guys always say it's me that, and you believe these guys.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that. I think it's funny. I don't believe.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't believe it. You believe it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I've watched you.
Speaker 4: I've watched you, uh stand on rooftops and like stare
Speaker 4: down at like there's a Korean.
Speaker 3: Dead eye, dude, like done be it klng. That one's Chinese.
Speaker 3: Definitely Chinese. Definitely Chinese. I can smell them from here.
Speaker 3: Jap Yap Keanu reeves. I don't know. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3: That's get hide from me. And driver is.
Speaker 4: Also confusing to me.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't better killing, better kill just to
Speaker 3: be safe, sweeping measures, no measures like you look a
Speaker 3: little too funny. I feel bad for.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for Asian people because, like it is
Speaker 2: very clear to me and I'm speaking for myself that
Speaker 2: I do not take the racism against them.
Speaker 3: Is nearly seriously absolutely like absolutely, yeah, I mean it's different.
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know it shouldn't be, but it's
Speaker 2: so like I get sure you can say there's levels
Speaker 2: to it, but of course, you know, when you when
Speaker 2: you think about like a lot of the things that
Speaker 2: Asian people have gone through, like horrific things like like
Speaker 2: the plights of the struggles of black people, especially black Americans,
Speaker 2: very similar with Japanese people did to Chinese people.
Speaker 3: Uh, extremely horrific tales.
Speaker 2: Maybe not for nearly as long, but it but actually
Speaker 2: that's that's what that's that's ignorant to say the I
Speaker 2: think the warning has been gone for a very long time,
Speaker 2: and so that fucking oh shit, my friend, I forgot.
Speaker 3: I've got to hit them back up. But like the
Speaker 3: whole culture ship between here in particular, Yeah, what I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, how like how much how divisive they are
Speaker 3: amongst each other. It's just crazy.
Speaker 2: The history between them or in many other jet Asian
Speaker 2: cultures have been like crazy and uh, I don't really.
Speaker 4: I don't really like whatever because they're like uh, because
Speaker 4: they fight on get it well.
Speaker 2: No, just the horror stories of like subjugation and uh
Speaker 2: and war and this terror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we're just like when it comes to
Speaker 3: black when it comes when it comes to black Americans
Speaker 3: and Asians in particular, there's a lot of like separation
Speaker 3: ship where just like Asians make a very solid effort,
Speaker 3: it's like how Mexicans out here act towards black people
Speaker 3: out here, because I'll hear Mexicans make a very solid
Speaker 3: effort to not be around black people, particularly Californian California
Speaker 3: Latinos in general, particularly in New York. You can't help it.
Speaker 3: You can't avoid being around other people that differ from you.
Speaker 3: Don't get away from these fucking guys. Unfortunately. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to avoid Dominicans like the fucking plague and
Speaker 3: I just couldn't. They married it to my family. Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: Now it depends because there's a lot of uh. At
Speaker 2: a certain point, like especially like a lot of the
Speaker 2: West Coast like gangster ship. Uh, it was really just
Speaker 2: inter integrated with like Chicano ship. Oh yeah, they all
Speaker 2: started dressing the fucking same. They all started like having
Speaker 2: the same fucking low riders and ship. Like it all
Speaker 2: started just melting together. So in my little neighborhood, everybody
Speaker 2: was cool with each other. But then like, you go
Speaker 2: a little bit more to East l A. And it
Speaker 2: got kind of weird. It was kind of what he's
Speaker 2: doing here. Yeah, it was a little weird. Like I
Speaker 2: remember one time I went to a back in the
Speaker 2: bathroom pissing, what do you mean here? It was good,
Speaker 2: fool thankful this guy did that to me. I was
Speaker 2: just walking back to my not in the not that,
Speaker 2: but he was trying to check me in that but
Speaker 2: not check my dick, which you know, probably would have
Speaker 2: been more of a pleasant experience than just some random
Speaker 2: asshole just at truck.
Speaker 3: Let me see where you from? Dog? Where the fuck
Speaker 3: are you from? And I'm like, oh my, like really,
Speaker 3: let me see your du came from a backyard show
Speaker 3: like trying to enjoy it, and I'm just like, this
Speaker 3: guy's fucking you just said where where are you from?
Speaker 3: I'm from the backyard show. I just told him.
Speaker 4: I just I was like, I grew up in this bathroom. Actually,
Speaker 4: I'll go from this bathroom.
Speaker 3: Were just in this bathroom speaking of checking dicks. The
Speaker 3: guy I was being as they had got slapped by lightning.
Speaker 3: Remember that, Like guy somewhere in the Middle East is
Speaker 3: being his dick and the dude slapped the funk out
Speaker 3: of him and woke him back up. Oh you're talking
Speaker 3: about that guy that he had to get his dick on.
Speaker 3: That old guy. Yeah, he bring on functions and references. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you haven't got that time. Here's such a shithead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put your dick in your pants, and like, I like,
Speaker 2: it's not because you know, like when you want to
Speaker 2: end a sentence, it goes down, like when you're done,
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying done.
Speaker 3: And it's like you go down like as like a period.
Speaker 3: It's a completing note.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're talking like this and then when you're finished,
Speaker 2: you stop, and then so it drops and then him
Speaker 2: he's like, put your dick in your pants, and then.
Speaker 3: It goes up. I have more to say, and then
Speaker 3: the echo put your dick in your pen.
Speaker 2: That guy turns around and he's like back save me
Speaker 2: you sa.
Speaker 3: Then he kicks him down the stairs. That sucks.
Speaker 4: That video is amazing, It's it's a craic video.
Speaker 3: Good stuff. Fucking old guy seeing how old people are
Speaker 3: funny man, Yeah, the best. Yeah, just when it happens
Speaker 3: to me, I hope somebody puts a bull in the
Speaker 3: back of my head. Yeah, I want to hold on
Speaker 3: for like whatever.
Speaker 2: You know, when when Elon Musk is you know, killed,
Speaker 2: and somebody takes over neural link and it it actually
Speaker 2: starts becoming something combatant and then like I'll wait for that,
Speaker 2: I get old, I'm getting seen out, then they'll put
Speaker 2: it in my brain and.
Speaker 3: Him walking away leaving his kid on stage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I realize recently they kind of
Speaker 4: made it kind of ruined an entire character for me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Leon Kennedy is ruined for me.
Speaker 3: Why why are you gonna ruin it for me? Now?
Speaker 4: I'll try not to. Okay, I don't think it. I
Speaker 4: think this is very specific to me. Okay, okay, because
Speaker 4: I don't I.
Speaker 3: Don't even I don't, I don't know. Isn't evil?
Speaker 4: I like, but like I never loved it anyway, but
Speaker 4: like I saw this, you know, that welcome Happy Birthday Leon.
Speaker 4: Uh like decorations in the police office.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 4: I was reading it and I thought it said Happy
Speaker 4: Birthday Elon, and I was like, oh no, it's the same,
Speaker 4: it's the same letters.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like he's just like a little he's a remix.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, oh no, it's very interesting
Speaker 3: Elon Kennedy. That's gross. I'd love to see him dye
Speaker 3: in Raccoon City. Yeah, I love to se him get
Speaker 3: good powered.
Speaker 2: I mean, it would be a good idea to mod
Speaker 2: him into a remake and it's just keep having him
Speaker 2: getting killed in every scenario.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody out there mod Elon into every video game
Speaker 4: where a character brutally dies, like make make me replace
Speaker 4: the who's that guy? And got it worth against his
Speaker 4: Uh oh my god, Helios. He already kind of looks
Speaker 4: like him to be fair but a little bit, so
Speaker 4: just go ahead and fix it, fix it up.
Speaker 3: Fix it up. Yeah that I that. I love that idea.
Speaker 2: I follow an Instagram account where it's just like video
Speaker 2: game deaths and I'm crazy it's some of the ones,
Speaker 2: some of the excure games I've never played. The deaths
Speaker 2: are so stupid. Yeah, it's a fun it's fun account.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Elon, I would, I would dedicate an account
Speaker 2: to that if someone if people actually started doing that,
Speaker 2: just compile it all together.
Speaker 3: Make everybody feel good. You know, you gotta get the
Speaker 3: dialogue right too.
Speaker 4: You gotta you gotta dub him in, You gotta w
Speaker 4: on his I don't even know how you would even
Speaker 4: how does he say?
Speaker 3: I started to do an eve impression of him?
Speaker 4: He has this whimsical kind of voice credits and a
Speaker 4: lot he does a lot of that ship credits. Don't
Speaker 4: do not do not hurt Me credits.
Speaker 3: That's it, please, that's it right there.
Speaker 4: Comedy is no, this is this is not the comedy
Speaker 4: that that I wanted.
Speaker 3: This is not the comedy.
Speaker 4: This is not this is a left hates gods.
Speaker 3: Bro. Did you see that?
Speaker 2: It is absolutely confirmed that he was afraid that he
Speaker 2: was gonna get assassinated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that Ashley Saint Clair? Is that right?
Speaker 2: Is that the right name she leaked for anybody that
Speaker 2: doesn't know, Uh, that was his latest baby mama. That's
Speaker 2: the that's the one. And he's ashamed of it because
Speaker 2: it was It's the same as everybody else. Uh, somebody
Speaker 2: was simping to him a chick, and then he flecks
Speaker 2: them and and it pregnates them, but via I I guess,
Speaker 2: because I guess he can't actually shoot sperm and get
Speaker 2: somebody pregnant directly.
Speaker 4: My ropes are very thin, thin, hilarious ropes, hilarious like
Speaker 4: spider silk. It's the kind of comedy that they left.
Speaker 4: They hate comedy comedy.
Speaker 2: They're lying, they're lying about my ropes. They're there, may
Speaker 2: be thin, and they're hilarious, and they're actually very capable.
Speaker 3: They're very full of great d n A. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what IVF is. It's silly.
Speaker 2: You're a silly man, You're you're silly people. But so
Speaker 2: he was afraid of being assassinated, and what we all
Speaker 2: thought was true before is now confirmed. Where he had
Speaker 2: X or whatever, the kid, one of the kids carrying
Speaker 2: him around shielding his head like you know, da rights
Speaker 2: in public, and we were all like, oh, we just
Speaker 2: said that half joking, like, oh, he's trying to protect
Speaker 2: himself from beginning. He's trying to use his kid as
Speaker 2: a fucking meat shield.
Speaker 4: He has a half it's a half joke. But it
Speaker 4: was like also, like I could see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the text messages confirmed that he was.
Speaker 2: Worried about getting killed, which he should be the beatless,
Speaker 2: be honest, they.
Speaker 3: Should be like so like imagine, but look, it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're afraid of getting your head blown off and
Speaker 2: knowing that you use your child as a shield.
Speaker 3: He's scum, he suns Well, it's a level you don't understand.
Speaker 3: I have so many others that it's fine, that's very true,
Speaker 3: and you do have many because you have eon Like,
Speaker 3: I don't believe there's a way to quantify that.
Speaker 2: Oh that, I don't even You're you're a genius.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to take your word for that. Wow, Elon,
Speaker 3: you're a genius. Who's that? It's me? We are kind
Speaker 3: of the same me, and it's me, Joe Rogan. You're
Speaker 3: not exactly it kind of did on accident. Yeah, don't
Speaker 3: put crillon and wow wow wow what.
Speaker 4: I did sounded more like the pigs. Yeah, that was
Speaker 4: kind of sounds racist. It means, does it?
Speaker 3: I think it means.
Speaker 4: That's also That's what I mean though, It's just kind
Speaker 4: of like that would be like, it's my it's my
Speaker 4: black child, negro It was just like, all right.
Speaker 3: It it's a little differ because it's a big I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I see, I think it is. Your name is what
Speaker 3: you are is It's like Butcher Butcherson. Butcher Butcherson was
Speaker 3: having like ultra lesbian and I don't get it.
Speaker 4: That's fucking butcher is such an old term.
Speaker 3: It is. I never I don't think I've.
Speaker 4: Ever used that in my life, like earnestly, but I
Speaker 4: heard it a lot.
Speaker 3: Butcher. What is that mask? Now? Right? People would say mask?
Speaker 3: Is it out of do they? I don't, kind of
Speaker 3: like masculine. I didn't know that. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 3: making it up. I think I feel like I am
Speaker 3: right though. I like saying I'm kidding is a cool word.
Speaker 3: There's a funny sound. There was like I saw a
Speaker 3: picture that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You can't say it though we were at a yeah. Man,
Speaker 2: you always got to bring it back to that.
Speaker 3: Don't you. Whoa what a damn? I don't remember I
Speaker 3: saw this picture.
Speaker 2: But it was like these two lesbian and there was
Speaker 2: two different types and they were wearing shirts and one
Speaker 2: of them did it said uh, Butch, It said Butch
Speaker 2: the dick van Dyke on it you know, said puch
Speaker 2: Dike on there, and I was like, Oh, I guess
Speaker 2: that's still because it was like a modern thing. So
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I guess that's some people still
Speaker 2: like that word.
Speaker 4: I guess they like, yeah, it's an ad it's like
Speaker 4: smoking a cigar, like where it's just like that's not
Speaker 4: a common word really at all, but like it's it's
Speaker 4: like elegant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's so old to me.
Speaker 2: It's only like just I like how all of those
Speaker 2: old school lesbians that really wanted to pass off as
Speaker 2: masculine all had that same crew cut. They're like, that's
Speaker 2: the most masculine haircut you can have. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, that's the gay ist hair cut. It sucks,
Speaker 2: like an idiot.
Speaker 3: The job it does. The job it does, it does
Speaker 3: send a signal to you immediate.
Speaker 4: It sends a signal, and you do understand it immediately.
Speaker 4: You're either gay or in the military, because.
Speaker 3: Let you know, either this is a challenge or to
Speaker 3: work away that crew cut, man like that that's the
Speaker 3: what is the the buzz? Or yeah, you know that's crazy.
Speaker 3: You should military cut. This is what my dad would
Speaker 3: get me. You should that right now. I would hate that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did like it, like because there would be
Speaker 4: a point where would be so short that like the
Speaker 4: back of your head was like pointy, and I loved that.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a brush.
Speaker 4: It the coul texture. I don't really get that because
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, waving and you should.
Speaker 2: Definitely do it and wear uh these there's old green
Speaker 2: like Vietnam like threads.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like a green tattered Vietnam vest with plaid
Speaker 4: button down that's mostly believe and incredibly booed blue denim
Speaker 4: jeans and brown boots.
Speaker 3: Stop smelling, I mean, I mean start smelling by stop showering.
Speaker 3: Stop showering. It's a very importante.
Speaker 2: Uh like maybe a cassette player that kind of like
Speaker 2: that thing you have on the tape recorder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but just just let it. It just plays Fortunate
Speaker 3: Son over.
Speaker 4: And over, occasionally interrupted video diady me explaining how much
Speaker 4: I'm I deeply want to kill and he goes back
Speaker 4: to Fortunate.
Speaker 3: And then it goes right back to just recording it
Speaker 3: between the song.
Speaker 4: It's just like a tape, but but it sounds like
Speaker 4: so sad.
Speaker 3: Perfect audio, perfect audio, though, like the audio of the
Speaker 3: song is flawless me grass watch kill him sound suicidal
Speaker 3: version of it? All Right, I want to die. I
Speaker 3: want to die, so about to take my life?
Speaker 4: I guess well, I don't know. There's not really much
Speaker 4: to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Happened, rest in peace to Oh my god, I forgot
Speaker 2: Michelle Tracksenberg. Yes, MiG yeah, you know it from Buffy, right,
Speaker 2: I know it from Buffy. But my favorite her underdog
Speaker 2: roles Udo Trip. Yeah, that was the underdog roll. And
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, I.
Speaker 3: Knew very little about this. I missed everything that she
Speaker 3: was in. Euro Trip is one of those movies that
Speaker 3: it's bro.
Speaker 4: I watched the first five minutes of Your Trip and
Speaker 4: I shut it off immediately. I was so like, I
Speaker 4: was so not into it.
Speaker 3: What immediately? What was this? Do you remember years ago?
Speaker 4: Like a long aside, like probably like twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Mmm, you're too old. Yeah, that's true old. When I
Speaker 3: was like twelve thirteen, I was just fucking hilarious. I
Speaker 3: watched him when it came out. I was in that movie.
Speaker 3: No one knows that, Damon, Well, he just plays a
Speaker 3: he's a rock star. Yeah in the beginning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, like I remember
Speaker 4: feeling like this is probably gonna be the peak of this.
Speaker 3: It wasn't. There's there's like the guy really funny.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of guys, a couple of people from
Speaker 2: like SNL. There's just one guy that plays this Italian dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not him. It wasn't him. The guy made
Speaker 3: me laugh my ass off. He was funny, miscuoozy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: excuse is a miscoozy. This is this rapist on the fund?
Speaker 3: Is this this sexual DV It's sexually the softest guy
Speaker 3: the whole time, And it was insane. That's funny.
Speaker 2: Making him and ship it's basically that, but Italian. It's
Speaker 2: it's that, but it's a gay Pepe and it's a
Speaker 2: gay Italian Pepel so.
Speaker 3: Clearly not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was not gay, he was. He was dream rapist.
Speaker 2: He was he was gunk French.
Speaker 3: That is crazy, really, that was that was insane. That
Speaker 3: back at it, you definitely he's done. He's gone forever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't bring him back. When I haven't seen Pepper
Speaker 3: at all, pepera cancer. I saw him and wasn't in
Speaker 3: space jam. I thought he was in space Jam went
Speaker 3: he would have been in the second one. He did
Speaker 3: mean he didn't speak. I mean, if the clockword orange
Speaker 3: people were there, why the pep.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying, it's like the clock people, And it
Speaker 4: was like, I think the whole thing was that they
Speaker 4: had him in like a seminar or something.
Speaker 3: Oh did they? Yeah? I think it might have been.
Speaker 4: A cut scene from the movie because they were like,
Speaker 4: this is too edgy, like that would have been funny.
Speaker 3: Wait, he might have been in the first one, too, right,
Speaker 3: I think he's more likely in the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it was in the first one. I think
Speaker 3: they at that point they didn't care. Right, it's still
Speaker 3: the nineties, raging bigot. He's a bigot, and he's also
Speaker 3: also sexual harassment and keeps kissing Elmer Fudd when he's
Speaker 3: not asking for transphobe's everything that a huge bobster. Imagine
Speaker 3: someone like harassing you and they also kiss you too.
Speaker 3: They're terrorizing you, and then they go like he kisses
Speaker 3: Michael Jordan's somebody beating your ass and then kissing you
Speaker 3: passionately afterwards. It's terrible that there's I don't think that
Speaker 3: they could have taken you. That's all that show. They
Speaker 3: could have taken you right there, Like that is.
Speaker 2: More disrespect It's kind of for some reason, that's more
Speaker 2: disrespectful than straight up is getting raped.
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck Like, I don't think it's not
Speaker 3: as violent.
Speaker 2: It's not as it's because look at getting violently beaten
Speaker 2: obviously is worse than getting slapped, But there's something that
Speaker 2: is so disrespectful getting slapped.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: I feel like in the same way if some motherfucker
Speaker 2: just passionately kisses you, then like then violently like this
Speaker 2: been you, because that's just terrib that's terrifying.
Speaker 3: But someone like what you're gonna do about it? And
Speaker 3: you're like battle there, You're like trying to get them
Speaker 3: off you, and it's just like they're like a stone wall.
Speaker 3: It's so like the rock, the rock coming up to
Speaker 3: you and just passionately kissing you, and you just can't
Speaker 3: do anything about it because he's so royded out. Okay,
Speaker 3: come here, buddy, what you gonna do about a kingston?
Speaker 3: I was kissing your neckd so sad. I've been crying
Speaker 3: long tears, but I have the most Like if you
Speaker 3: smaped what the rock is cooking? This is almost locked.
Speaker 3: It's me, Stone Coke, Steve Osten, what you gonna do
Speaker 3: about it? Oh? Hell yeah, you're just being assaulted. I remember,
Speaker 3: I remember watching I watched up the clip from the
Speaker 3: bay Watch movie recently. Right the degree of roided out
Speaker 3: that both zach Efron and the Rock war at that
Speaker 3: movie was of scene zach Efron.
Speaker 4: There's a may Watch movie with zach Efron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a fun movie. I definitely had no
Speaker 2: interested in seeing it. I should have seen it because
Speaker 2: the Rock I'm supposed to se every rock movie. That's
Speaker 2: not even true. I haven't seen most rock movies.
Speaker 4: Actually, have you seen one hundred twenty seven hours?
Speaker 3: Those rocks with the rock? Yeah, the rock where he
Speaker 3: crushes uh, what's his name?
Speaker 4: James Franco, James Franko, he plays the rock, plays that rock.
Speaker 3: Listen here, JABRONI you're not going anywhere. And he's he's
Speaker 3: just like, rock, what are you doing? Why are you
Speaker 3: doing that to me? The rock stuck between a rock
Speaker 3: and a hard place. Fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: It's just it's just two hours of James Franco screaming
Speaker 4: in pain and like the Rock's face superposed on a boulder. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's the rock's face.
Speaker 3: He going like the boulder doesn't care anymore about crushing
Speaker 3: your own arms. You guys, haven't watch that avertie in
Speaker 3: remind we want to questions people. Yeah, people that watch that,
Speaker 3: questions you get that was excellent. That's great.
Speaker 4: We're going over to patreon, dot com slash what is it?
Speaker 3: What is our website? Whatever it is? Dot com slash
Speaker 3: this yesk ye, try it out. It works, I promise,
Speaker 3: try it out, he says. I want to do I have.
Speaker 4: I came with an idea recently and I wrote it
Speaker 4: down because I loved it so much. You have to
Speaker 4: do a karaoke night. But it's all Stephen. Uh uh,
Speaker 4: what's the rocky?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 4: Sevester? It's it's Sevester stallone karaoke night. Oh right about
Speaker 4: last episode.
Speaker 3: I have to do it. I just want to.
Speaker 4: I want I want to see this idea. Mister, allright,
Speaker 4: so let's get questions. Ask your questions over there. Absolutely
Speaker 4: talk about mister.
Speaker 3: I know that everyone gets scared. I'm not sure what
Speaker 3: he's doing. I don't know that what is that? What's
Speaker 3: happening right now? When we were stopping stare Okay, who
Speaker 3: are you like in general or like context to what
Speaker 3: I just said.
Speaker 4: He used to do that when we would record remotely
Speaker 4: and I would just lead his audio.
Speaker 3: I would just like, what what are you doing? That's
Speaker 3: sick you and me? All right?
Speaker 4: Uh, mister Derek wrote, wrote, and he says, hey, black
Speaker 4: black and black parentheses.
Speaker 3: I don't see color. Oh he's blind.
Speaker 4: Cool, Yeah, he's literally he's literally a blind person. He
Speaker 4: can't see anything. He only sees black. Probably got a
Speaker 4: question aimed mainly at Derek. I'm a sheltered white dude
Speaker 4: who listens to metal and have and have bounced off
Speaker 4: of R and B. I've listened, I've listened to before,
Speaker 4: but finally gave Tyler the Creator ago and he has
Speaker 4: to be hooked. Any further recommendations for similar artists that
Speaker 4: may work for a metal head.
Speaker 3: Inward the Creator huh hmm. Yeah, he's pretty good. He's
Speaker 3: not bad for people that like metal.
Speaker 2: Like so the interesting thing about that, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of people that like metal typically like things that are
Speaker 2: a little bit more on the conscious.
Speaker 3: Uh side of hip hop. But like, if you're looking,
Speaker 3: he's looking for more experimental stuff like Tyler. I guess
Speaker 3: I think Tyler is a very particular kind of artist,
Speaker 3: because I would go as far to say, like earl
Speaker 3: sweatshirt and stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, if i'm i'm a I'm a I'm assuming
Speaker 2: if he's if he's doing any type of like like
Speaker 2: if he's looking for a Jason thinks he's he's had
Speaker 2: to stumbled upon earl sweatshirt, I imagine.
Speaker 3: You would assume. But he's asking, you know, he's asking.
Speaker 3: But I'm also thinking, like he probably knows all about
Speaker 3: odd future. I'm assuming its future. I'm assuming. But if
Speaker 3: he does R to that R and B H, who's
Speaker 3: a really problem to raice of R and B right now?
Speaker 2: For and so I I have a there's for me.
Speaker 2: He's hit and miss, but he has a lot of
Speaker 2: good hits.
Speaker 3: My Tech nine. So Tech nine is somebody who's also
Speaker 3: he's kind of involved in the mental community a little bit.
Speaker 3: He kind of likes a lot of that ship.
Speaker 2: But I would say his catalog has a his he
Speaker 2: has he has a he puts up too many albums,
Speaker 2: just put it that way. He has way too much shit,
Speaker 2: and he's always doing these dumb ass features. I mean,
Speaker 2: he has a feature with the Surge. Tonkin has a
Speaker 2: side out uh an album the leasing of a system,
Speaker 2: and then he's featured on one of the songs its
Speaker 2: called like straight out the Gate or something straight out
Speaker 2: the Gate, and then you know, uh, sir, he's doing this, sir,
Speaker 2: you know that ship surge. Things ain't such then uh
Speaker 2: and then fucking tech nine tice a little.
Speaker 3: Like he just that's basically if you don't know what
Speaker 3: actually like, that's I thought he was here. I like
Speaker 3: Technoo a lot, but I understand the kind of music
Speaker 3: he makes is not for me at all times. Kind
Speaker 3: of cringe. I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: I like him a lot, but he's also very like uh,
Speaker 2: especially he would he would like hang out with a
Speaker 2: lot of like that ICP type of shit.
Speaker 3: He would like dye his like hair, dye his beard
Speaker 3: like Hobson's talented as fuck, really good rapper, cringe of shit,
Speaker 3: just shit, really talented, though shortinarily talented.
Speaker 2: They have an Okay, here's my ultimate and this will
Speaker 2: get you started, guy. One of my favorite tracks from
Speaker 2: it actually features it's It's on Tech Nine's album All
Speaker 2: Sixes and Sevens and uh there's the song called am
Speaker 2: I a Psycho? And it has uh so tech nine Hobson.
Speaker 3: Hobson's excellent on that song, and like, if you don't
Speaker 3: know the cringe nature of him, you're just be like, oh,
Speaker 3: who is this guy's dope? And then Bob actually kind
Speaker 3: of not being gay like Bob is on this track
Speaker 3: and he really kind of just like it's one of
Speaker 3: my favorite verses of him, because usually when I hear Bob,
Speaker 3: I'm like, this guy's fucking gay, dude. He's a great producer.
Speaker 3: I think people be very producer. People don't know about scale.
Speaker 3: Really good actually but insanely stupid man. When he raps,
Speaker 3: I usually I'm kind of like I'm usually doing this.
Speaker 2: It's usually a kind of like it's like a let's
Speaker 2: put you know the song Beautiful Girls Beautiful?
Speaker 3: Who killed himself? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh he said he was gonna kill himself in the song?
Speaker 3: Is that? Where are we talking about the same song? Kingson?
Speaker 3: He's thinking of Sean Kingston, Oh, oh my bad enough,
Speaker 3: beautiful I forgot you got me wanted to kill myself
Speaker 3: singing girls not beautiful girl girl to kill myself. I
Speaker 3: see where the confusion arose from.
Speaker 2: You're gonna myself, I'm gonna kill myself, kill min The thing.
Speaker 3: The thing about hip hop is that you're hip hop
Speaker 3: and you're not a thug. You are automatically so much
Speaker 3: more cringe. That's unfortunately true. Only person that really escaped
Speaker 3: that or doesn't care about in that is Logic, and
Speaker 3: that's because he's so insanely good at rapping. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: he doesn't give a fuck if you call him cringe,
Speaker 3: Because everyone that really knows rapers like, no, this guy's in.
Speaker 3: He's insanely talented. It's a it's a stigma. I understand, unfortunate.
Speaker 2: It's just I don't because I technically I don't feel
Speaker 2: that way for myself. It's I understand, you know, culturally,
Speaker 2: especially within the culture hip hop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess moved away from that as like like
Speaker 3: rapper rappers people that actually are like artists. Sure, they
Speaker 3: don't consider that the mentality anymore. They're like, oh no,
Speaker 3: that shit. All of them are like, oh no, that's
Speaker 3: it's dumb. Like they all have close people that are
Speaker 3: involved in that and have died and they're like, no,
Speaker 3: that gangster shit is absolutely moronic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of like people like like the
Speaker 2: Backpacking Ship, the backpack rappers, that that was good. The
Speaker 2: Chicago scene. But then there's like, you know, but then
Speaker 2: you contrasted with Drill those niggas.
Speaker 3: Drill boys that are just like just a blight on music.
Speaker 3: But I love Future. I love Future, but they are
Speaker 3: a blight on music.
Speaker 2: The music is pretty solid, but yeah, it's like the
Speaker 2: wult is kind of crazy but so oh yeah. So
Speaker 2: so All Season seven's uh is a pretty good album.
Speaker 2: You can actually I think Kendrick one of his earlier
Speaker 2: appearances on that album too. It's a song called I
Speaker 2: Love Music and it has so yeah. So it's the
Speaker 2: song called I Love Music. He's the last verse, very
Speaker 2: tame verse. It was kind of it was, if you
Speaker 2: want to say it was. It was kind of like
Speaker 2: a phoned in. It's cool, he's not trying, he's not
Speaker 2: trying to uh kill everybody on the track kind of
Speaker 2: a thing. He's like, oh yeah, I would like to
Speaker 2: be a part of a Tech nine project kind of
Speaker 2: a thing. And then uh so it's tech nine. His
Speaker 2: cousin Marcus Yeates who I forgot what he goes by
Speaker 2: in the rap name, and then uh and then fucking
Speaker 2: Kendrick it's called I Love Music.
Speaker 3: There's a pretty decent album.
Speaker 2: There's some pretty some decent tracks on there, but yeah,
Speaker 2: has that one dumbass track Worldwide Choppers where they just
Speaker 2: bring all the fastest rappers from all over the world.
Speaker 2: Then like there's some fucking guy from Turkey that's like
Speaker 2: and then some Dutch guy's it's it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things like if you're high as fuck,
Speaker 2: you have a great time listening to it.
Speaker 3: I am so psychotic, it's so like, yeah, it's it's
Speaker 3: fun I would say I would say definitely earl Okay.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Who else that you like metal? Probably like Cardi, probably
Speaker 3: pay by Cardi if you're like a metal fan. It's
Speaker 3: the same kind of energy. Probably a uh Travis Scott
Speaker 3: as well too. Travi is another person. He has amazing features,
Speaker 3: like probably the best future catalog other than like Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2: Look, I hate that fucking dumb ass pedophile Nigga A
Speaker 2: six nine, But that one song I think.
Speaker 3: It's called I Don't Gum Gumbo. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's Gumbo or if it's something with the Blue Bluey.
Speaker 2: There's that one song where he's just like shot shot
Speaker 2: shot shots Nigga, Like everybody get pop pop pop nigga.
Speaker 3: Like that song. I hate how hype his music is. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: song is like that song. I feel like it made
Speaker 3: people crash because it's like it's like hyped out for
Speaker 3: like for a fucking hip hop track. It's fucking like
Speaker 3: I was like, God, damn that is. I hate how
Speaker 3: much I like this because I hate that dudeh m
Speaker 3: F doom F doom. If you like that's a great
Speaker 3: is a great one. That's actually a great artist. Way
Speaker 3: too many projects, way too many monikers, but fantality Billy, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's billy. I'm not gonna play the whole thing on YEA.
Speaker 3: His career fucking shot down to drain. It's insane. Ado nigga.
Speaker 3: We got ten seconds you ask whole how you fucking
Speaker 3: up the song? They can look it up. We got
Speaker 3: ten seconds. You're on YouTube, you've been a YouTube. Don't
Speaker 3: trust it. I trust it because I use it. I
Speaker 3: don't trust it at all. You're you're gay, You're you're
Speaker 3: a gay human being. Okay, that's that's.
Speaker 4: How are you listening to Beethoven and not this bullshit
Speaker 4: crap music?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you listen to Beethoven. Beethoven. I don't even like
Speaker 3: a Beethoven it's an interesting No, it's not. Listen to
Speaker 3: Moonlight sonata. There's snata is good.
Speaker 4: They're like set pieces only because it's of Spider Man
Speaker 4: web Shadows.
Speaker 3: Only because of that.
Speaker 4: Spider Spider Man Web of Shadows made Moonlight Sonata be right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, easily that song would have no legs, one of
Speaker 3: the most classical songs of all time would have no legs.
Speaker 3: About the introduction of Spider Man. Game that maybe forty
Speaker 3: six hundred people play, forty six hundred it is it is.
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna say four thousand, six hundred, forty six hundred,
Speaker 3: I mean that is it is? I guess I guess
Speaker 3: it is. It's fine. I don't care.
Speaker 4: It's definitely more people than that, but like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, maybe forty six twenty twenty more people.
Speaker 3: Forty six hundred twenty people listening.
Speaker 2: Listen air by box listen here back is the greatst
Speaker 2: shout the funk on. You know, I meant hear me
Speaker 2: saying did you hear him?
Speaker 3: Do his like ten? His tenor fucking like he's a
Speaker 3: cool ship.
Speaker 2: He's like he's like doing a live stream or something
Speaker 2: where he's just in his shirt and at one point
Speaker 2: he's flexing I don't know, and then he's singing. I
Speaker 2: don't know what he's singing, but he's like doing like
Speaker 2: a tenor voice, and it sounds like it's one of
Speaker 2: those things where he thinks he's good. It's like when
Speaker 2: my friend would funk around back in the day and
Speaker 2: like you just be fucking around, though it's just like funny.
Speaker 2: He made it like I have a song on my
Speaker 2: cassette tape of him talking about it's like a kin signetta,
Speaker 2: like my friend being like a.
Speaker 3: Finally he's a woman, and he's singing like you know,
Speaker 3: a kinneta. It was like, yeah, those things.
Speaker 2: And he's just basically all Fernando and and we're laughing
Speaker 2: our asses off, and that's been Shapiro.
Speaker 3: But he thinks it's like serious. He thinks he's good.
Speaker 4: I've never seen that one. I've ever seen that video.
Speaker 3: I'm like a Figaro Figaro fe singing about his millan.
Speaker 4: No, we will not let you go, let him go.
Speaker 3: Him God. Yeah, if I was a rich man, I am.
Speaker 3: That's that's really.
Speaker 4: I have all the money I could need. The pores
Speaker 4: and blacks, I don't know, betro car I would also
Speaker 4: go hard like I feel like theming like an like
Speaker 4: just a karaoke party.
Speaker 3: That's all impressions is sucking a great So here we go.
Speaker 3: So we're starting off with stallone, right, stallone next is
Speaker 3: rf k junr. Oh my god, I'll come that I went.
Speaker 3: I won't sing in that one. Yes, absolutely, I think
Speaker 3: my voice will shatter. I think I'll give up something.
Speaker 3: You actually will your head does this in your head explodes?
Speaker 3: Head explodes? You know, that's one of my biggest fears.
Speaker 3: Like the finger gun actually going off.
Speaker 4: That's your biggest, one of your biggest fears.
Speaker 3: Because like what if that you ruined your life? Because
Speaker 3: then you you shot somebody. That ruins all life, you don't,
Speaker 3: you know when you like, they can't prove your shot somebody,
Speaker 3: that's the problem. They're just gonna be oh, you just
Speaker 3: threw away the evidence. Like no, I swear it was
Speaker 3: just my fucking finger, like you immediately there's gonna be no.
Speaker 3: It's the worst thing ever. Was you should a gun
Speaker 3: that blows someone's head off? Yeah? Like not ghost into
Speaker 3: someone's head? Bullow. You have a bullet. There is a
Speaker 3: bullet somewhere.
Speaker 4: It looks like a like a rifle from like Elmer
Speaker 4: Fud cartoons when they explode.
Speaker 3: I said about I look like a like a gesture.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. See that's terrifying.
Speaker 2: That and then being hit by a ghost car because
Speaker 2: then there's also no evidence that you got hit by
Speaker 2: the car either, and that's awful.
Speaker 4: It's like our buddy Paul, he's telling me that he
Speaker 4: used to have a genuine fear be vaporized because it
Speaker 4: happened so much in like cartoons and stuff like you
Speaker 4: would just get vaporized and they just be made the skeletons.
Speaker 3: And for me, I thought would fall from the sky
Speaker 3: and kill people, like things would fall off the sky
Speaker 3: and kill people like that. Actually does happened, though not
Speaker 3: as much as I thought, Well it's it's.
Speaker 4: Not gonna happen, like, oh better, you know you're not
Speaker 4: actively They never understood.
Speaker 3: I scoffolding was around in New York City. I was like,
Speaker 3: why is this I'm just gonna climb up this stuff.
Speaker 3: It's because motherfuckers don't build buildings to last, so she
Speaker 3: would fall off and flattened people.
Speaker 4: Buildings were fine, it's just things like people like people
Speaker 4: like air conditions would fall out.
Speaker 3: Air conditioners like stupid awnings and ship.
Speaker 4: On people's plants on their windows, conditions like knock off
Speaker 4: and like, oh no, I just killed the baby because
Speaker 4: I just moved too quickly. And then my fucking my
Speaker 4: potted snake plant is embedded in the skull of a.
Speaker 3: Four year old man. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I felt like being up those super high rise buildings
Speaker 2: and people like throwing coins off them because they're assholes.
Speaker 3: Kill people, yeah, like that. They don't actually kill people though,
Speaker 3: just hit you. I think the coins don't. I think.
Speaker 2: It hurt, hurt a lot, like you stupid son of
Speaker 2: a bitch. Why are you throwing just like getting like.
Speaker 3: Look at the whole roll, the whole role though, and
Speaker 3: you throw it. It's hard. You can't blow up and
Speaker 3: Stratton o'hilltree will to a roll might be is absolutely
Speaker 3: gonna knock you out, Like throw a piggy bank full
Speaker 3: of coins off there by state building so you get
Speaker 3: collateral kills upgrade. You just keep all grating next like
Speaker 3: you just have a whole chest to fucking like double
Speaker 3: y this is my wealth, it's yours though? Was that good? Crackers? Murder?
Speaker 4: It keeps getting more excessive, and it's like, all right,
Speaker 4: time to throw a church.
Speaker 3: And then you know, you just put one like pie,
Speaker 3: you just get one rod, one steel rode. And then
Speaker 3: you looking up and there's a church on the top
Speaker 3: of the Empire building and I'm just lougging it a
Speaker 3: over with yeah stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So are all who's that strong?
Speaker 3: He's not who he's a what that's right? I forgot.
Speaker 3: We have these conversations.
Speaker 2: What I guess all what's are strong? Strong and are
Speaker 2: weak once their heart reaches critical mass. So I guess
Speaker 2: like you just get steroids and grow.
Speaker 3: Your heart and then yeah, I mean you could theoretically
Speaker 3: love or is it steroids? I think it's I think
Speaker 3: it's the.
Speaker 2: Kind of like you know, there's multiple ways sources of protein,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I feel it's like that,
Speaker 2: like the love and steroids is interchangeable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but the main source of is like semen
Speaker 4: and chicken, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, semen chicken chicken, semen chicken, semen glazed chicken. That's
Speaker 3: what I meant to say. Oh yeah, that's crazy. Like
Speaker 3: with the ham you know, there's like honey hams get
Speaker 3: a little it just takes weirdest ship.
Speaker 4: You know those Reddit stories that people like right out
Speaker 4: where it's like just like oh, crazy situation. Yeah, I've
Speaker 4: read this one about like some guy. So I guess
Speaker 4: this guy was out at work and his wife or
Speaker 4: girlfriend or whatever was like cleaning the house and they
Speaker 4: found he found she found like a.
Speaker 3: Jar of calm heard this one in the back.
Speaker 4: Of like the sink or something, or in the back
Speaker 4: of like the you know, the whatever the cabinet is
Speaker 4: under the sink.
Speaker 3: She threw it away. It was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is this?
Speaker 4: I don't think she knew what it was at the time, right,
Speaker 4: but like the husband comes in with he's like, where's
Speaker 4: my jar? Where's the jar? Did you throw away a jar?
Speaker 4: And he's like yeah, and he's like, oh, don't do that.
Speaker 4: And I think it came out later that he was
Speaker 4: like putting common her food all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so terrible. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Speaker 3: Many plastic every sing? So much plastic in my body
Speaker 3: and I'm not that.
Speaker 4: Did you see that?
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, but we lucked out.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, we avoid wet. We did the
Speaker 4: quick time event successfully relatively A lot of people failed
Speaker 4: on a go on the jump. Apparently we all have
Speaker 4: a spoons where a plastic.
Speaker 3: In a range anyone just disappear, like magneto pulls the
Speaker 3: iron out of that dude.
Speaker 4: I think it would be better off. Okay, so let
Speaker 4: me ask you this. Do you think if there was
Speaker 4: like a plastic bender, like a plastic plastido plastido he's
Speaker 4: like a plastic magneto and he's able to bed plastic
Speaker 4: to his whib If he was able to carefully remove
Speaker 4: the plastic from your brain, do you think that that
Speaker 4: would improve you? Or do you think that your body
Speaker 4: is built around it to the point where it's actually
Speaker 4: like kind of integral to how it functions.
Speaker 3: Now, I think it would be better for you. You
Speaker 3: think so? You think it would be like materialistic, like
Speaker 3: noticeably better. Not it would be better, not noticeable, not
Speaker 3: that like, oh my god, I'm smarter.
Speaker 4: You'd be like, oh, if it's not going to be
Speaker 4: noticeably better, I'd rather not have some dude messing with
Speaker 4: my brain at all, then I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I'd let him do it. I don't care. I want
Speaker 3: to be here in the first place.
Speaker 4: If I dive, Wow, how much plastic is in your balls?
Speaker 3: You think my balls, my balls are all plastic. It's
Speaker 3: fifty balls are like dense plastic and it feels like flesh.
Speaker 3: But it's I'm sure here's plastic. I come plastic too.
Speaker 3: I like that. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm tired of worrying about my balls. I got ball problems,
Speaker 2: so I'm tired of it. I want plastic balls that
Speaker 2: would help.
Speaker 3: I want to chill my balls, ever so slightly. Ever Okay, well,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna move on from that.
Speaker 4: Wolverine voice a little unit Wolverine voice. Hulk gaped my
Speaker 4: asshole and my healing. I don't know, it just ends
Speaker 4: off the trails off there. Cool they wrote it, and
Speaker 4: he says, you guys talk about Breaking Bad all the time.
Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on Better Call? Saul? Butter is good?
Speaker 3: That just that is good is good to me.
Speaker 4: It's look, it's good, but like I would not give
Speaker 4: a fuck about it if not for Breaking Bad, Oh
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: And it's one of the it's kind of that kind
Speaker 4: of a situation where it's just like breaking Bad is
Speaker 4: clearly better in like a lot of ways. I think
Speaker 4: the production in Better Call sells better because it's like
Speaker 4: later and they learned a lot. But like, I don't
Speaker 4: care about a lawyer better, I don't care about where.
Speaker 3: I like sol more than Walter as a I like
Speaker 3: him more like I like him as a person, not
Speaker 3: a better character. That's kind of how I feel about it.
Speaker 3: But I like Saul tries to be better. He still
Speaker 3: sucks at it. He fucking sucks being a decent person.
Speaker 3: Don't care about white people, I was next question.
Speaker 2: No, I think without the solamncas uh, it would fucking
Speaker 2: I wouldn't give a fuck about better call Saul, like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I mean, Like, that's what without the solamoncas is.
Speaker 4: What it was like the far Cry three guy, oh
Speaker 4: the oh my gosh from fark three, Michael Mandau, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think it's his name.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, fuck cho Yeah, thank you. He's great. Nachos good, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's he's my favorite party. That's just really good. Beautiful eyelashes.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he he's a pretty guy, like
Speaker 3: great eyelashes.
Speaker 4: Like he looks he looks like a pharaoh almost.
Speaker 3: Like if you I would actually believe it. He could
Speaker 3: the over exaggerate eye, like if it was uncommon or
Speaker 3: something I would believe it, I exact eyelashes, but these
Speaker 3: like motherfuckers like that. I'm like, what the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: What are your eyes like that? You? I have long
Speaker 3: lashes the most I think I think I have. My
Speaker 3: eyelashes are stupid, curly. I hate them.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, beautiful lashes like Discs that has long eyelashes
Speaker 4: and they brush against the glasses and we tease him
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 3: They change your beautiful lashes. Beautiful lashes. Bro.
Speaker 2: I was like when I first got started on YouTube
Speaker 2: and started blowing up the amount of the eyelashes, it
Speaker 2: was I mean, he maye eyelash contra.
Speaker 3: Did you get YouTube? I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: didn't like it.
Speaker 2: That ship made me uncomfortable. I'm like, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: be funny and people here I just so beautiful. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Photo?
Speaker 3: Ah, I'm not answering that question. If no, because I
Speaker 3: would I would that would have The funny thing is
Speaker 3: that think about it? Because if I did get one,
Speaker 3: I would have blocked it out and.
Speaker 4: I would process yeah, like the recycling then yeah. I
Speaker 4: was like, no, that's never happened.
Speaker 3: I would be stop, Like your channel is like maybe
Speaker 3: like three hundred people and you get like nine ten contributes. Well,
Speaker 3: that stopped you doing content like that is such a.
Speaker 2: High person get a lot like that, you said nine
Speaker 2: or ten and only a three hundred subscribers.
Speaker 3: You're like your channels small and you're getting the people
Speaker 3: are like blasting, I am not going any further there.
Speaker 3: There's a few of them where the picture is gone.
Speaker 3: You can't see the picture. It's just come. Who is it? Uh?
Speaker 3: That chick Street Poke Maine. Yeah, that was that one.
Speaker 3: That is one of my favorite moments of this podcast
Speaker 3: because it's so obsceved. What are you talking about? When
Speaker 3: me and Derek found out about the cometributes the pokemon
Speaker 3: and we were talking about the podcast what's happening? And
Speaker 3: we sent you the vida to like guy's blowing his
Speaker 3: load on his spare phone to a picture of phone
Speaker 3: is insane.
Speaker 2: It's pretty well, I have like I have one that
Speaker 2: I mean, I just gave it a joke phone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like they're like active in your it's that's that's
Speaker 2: some that's deviant man gery. That's yeah, absolutely gnery before goonery.
Speaker 2: Is there listeners? Uh, it's female audience? Is there one?
Speaker 3: There's no do you think you know?
Speaker 2: Because probably not when here the sample size is too small,
Speaker 2: But do you think you know one woman that actually
Speaker 2: enjoys come tributes?
Speaker 3: They're like, oh yeah, that that's not a thing. Thank
Speaker 3: you for coming on pictures of me.
Speaker 4: There's no way that's a thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And somebody's anybody likes that? Yeah, it's there's nobody. There's
Speaker 4: no market for that, but it is. It's like it's
Speaker 4: like advertising for only fans or something, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It's like, oh, there's like there's probably like
Speaker 4: subreddits dedicated to it or something, and it's just like, oh,
Speaker 4: tribute to me, and then it's just like their photo
Speaker 4: and then like a link and then it's it's gotta
Speaker 4: be advertising.
Speaker 3: Is it? Listene? I want to is it officially called
Speaker 3: com tribute? Like is that the actual thing? Feel free
Speaker 3: to look it up. I mean, I don't care. There's
Speaker 3: so much weird ship that I look up and I
Speaker 3: can give always confused me.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh no, I'm not looking that up on
Speaker 4: my phone. It's like why, Like what you're talking? Like,
Speaker 4: what are you hiding? You're a grown ass, You're a
Speaker 4: grown as person. Is your mom gonna check. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: what like fucking pussy tribute sexual act. A tribute to
Speaker 4: come is a tribute sexual activity that involves a jack. Okay,
Speaker 4: so yeah, it's literally called a tribute. They're called comtributes.
Speaker 4: So Apple music, the com tribute featuring Goob Goob.
Speaker 3: What is that? I don't have Apple Music. Let me
Speaker 3: see if I can find it on Spotify.
Speaker 4: What there's a podcast about com tribute.
Speaker 3: I think it's a song. Listen to the com tribute
Speaker 3: featuring goog Goob? What is this? Ricked body as like
Speaker 3: to walk away from my audio.
Speaker 2: So let me check on Spotify and see if it's
Speaker 2: a thing, because I don't have Apple Music. Unfortunately I
Speaker 2: should though it's pretty good. Its lossless audio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I don't like the I don't
Speaker 3: like the I just want everybody to steal.
Speaker 2: Uh the format of h yeah, of Spotify.
Speaker 4: Spotify is just better to use it. Just everything about
Speaker 4: it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Oh ship by the way, Uh, there was a lot
Speaker 2: of people that are really grateful that I So there's
Speaker 2: you know, to keep audio relatively the same level they have.
Speaker 2: The loudness normalization toggled on on default on Spotify but
Speaker 2: it doesn't just fuck with the the levels, it completely
Speaker 2: It compresses the fun out of the music. So if
Speaker 2: you tag toggle it off, it's going to raise the
Speaker 2: audio to its actual level, but it's not compressed anymore,
Speaker 2: and it sounds infinitely better.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah exactly. It pissed me off.
Speaker 2: So if you go to the settings and I think
Speaker 2: if you go to I think if you go to
Speaker 2: playback and I think it's in playback, and then it
Speaker 2: loudness normalization.
Speaker 4: Like wait, wait, wait, so this is when we upload
Speaker 4: the show or is this in Spotify?
Speaker 3: Actually, this is in Spotify if you're listening, if you're
Speaker 3: an audio, if you use Spotify at all, there is
Speaker 3: a loudness normalization that is just always line. It's just
Speaker 3: on default. So let me see.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try this now in settings.
Speaker 2: So yeah, maybe it's not playback. Oh wait wait wait, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's not playback. I'm let me uh audio quality probably
Speaker 2: let me see what the hell I don't I can't
Speaker 2: find it. Can you imagine it's like not? I just
Speaker 2: line no, because I I had people I swear it
Speaker 2: was in playback.
Speaker 3: Maybe. See.
Speaker 2: I hate when I'm going too fast and I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm missing ship. But hold on, let me uh,
Speaker 2: let me, let me hit my phone real quick, just
Speaker 2: to just to like double check this.
Speaker 3: I don't know ship anyway. I've never known anything. You
Speaker 3: never know anything my attire. God, dang life, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world.
Speaker 3: I love that so much. It's real. It's this stupid
Speaker 3: thing to say, hey, you're not a pilot. I know
Speaker 3: every pilot in the world. The world.
Speaker 4: Oh man, it's good ship in those early episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what the it's gone? He lied about this. He just
Speaker 4: lied straight up. Derek the liar, Derek. That's my new
Speaker 4: it's my new name is optimized listening. No, that wouldn't
Speaker 4: be on auto adjustment on quality.
Speaker 2: No, it should literally just say loudness normalization.
Speaker 3: All right, Well you guys figured that out. Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna move on to the next question. What was
Speaker 3: the question in the beginning? What was the question at all? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I liked it a lot.
Speaker 2: I like the what's the the.
Speaker 3: The main antagonist his name in that is it? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that guy's fucking awesome. I like that's really good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like seeing Hector walk around. Yeah, hectors like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, he and he's speaking. He's not all dinging
Speaker 3: ding ding ding ding ding. Yeah, he's in a bell
Speaker 3: hop yet. Yeah, I can't imagine how much I do
Speaker 3: got sexually assaulted?
Speaker 2: Oh what, because do their freaks in those like in
Speaker 2: those homes and shit, there's so many fucking freaks that
Speaker 2: work in those places, like you would hear these horror stories.
Speaker 2: Like they know that, you know, the weakest of our
Speaker 2: society work in those places, so they go to fuck
Speaker 2: with them. That's so scary, is That's all I feel
Speaker 2: them like, dude, don't put your people unless you have
Speaker 2: no choice.
Speaker 3: Don't put them in homes man. Yeah, yeah, never a home. JK.
Speaker 4: Simmons as gay Gonad Gate my son Rodinate says, Hey,
Speaker 4: boy os, just doing a reread of hasse n It's
Speaker 4: got me wondering, what's your favorite comic book? Event can
Speaker 4: be can be Marvel or DC. But if Manga is
Speaker 4: so much as mentioned, I will kill myself on live television.
Speaker 3: I like Manga. So now that I said that, what
Speaker 3: are you saying? I said, like Mango, so we can
Speaker 3: kill himself all right?
Speaker 4: But uh, but yes, he's doing a reread of past
Speaker 4: m it's kind of wondering, what's your favorite comic book event,
Speaker 4: Marvel or DC comic booky event, whatever House of M is.
Speaker 3: I guess like in that time is the Universe. It's
Speaker 3: like a comic event. It's like a crossover comic where
Speaker 3: it's like the Avengers. Everyone pretty much in the Marvel
Speaker 3: Earth is really crazy right here.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we just found it, so in playback, just look,
Speaker 2: just don't miss it, because it'll say enable audio normalization.
Speaker 2: Turn that shit off, and your fucking audio is gonna
Speaker 2: like especially if you're if you're an audio enjoyer like me,
Speaker 2: if you're I'm gonna say audio enjoying stuff, audio file.
Speaker 3: I just hate saying that, yeah, yeah file.
Speaker 2: If you're an audio enjoyer, if you're one of those
Speaker 2: people that have really high quality headphones or earbuds, like
Speaker 2: you're kind of wasting your money. If you're using Spotify,
Speaker 2: especially with that thing turned on, it was insane. I
Speaker 2: went to listen back to some of my old music
Speaker 2: just to like hear that. I'm like, oh, I did
Speaker 2: a better job at mixing than I remember. Because I
Speaker 2: would sometimes listen back on Spotify just to kind of
Speaker 2: check and be like, oh it sounds rough. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: need to remix it. But some of it I was like,
Speaker 2: I can hear everything panned out perfectly. There's like keys
Speaker 2: that put in the back of one song that like
Speaker 2: it's completely gone. It's suppressed so much so it's it's
Speaker 2: kind of a night and day difference for my ears
Speaker 2: and for I think for I think you guys will notice,
Speaker 2: but probably for a lot of people, they may not
Speaker 2: notice too much. Of them might just think, oh, it
Speaker 2: just sounds louder, but I'm like, no, trust me, it
Speaker 2: sounds so much better. It really upset me. I've been
Speaker 2: listening to it the entire time like this, and it's
Speaker 2: it's also toggled on on the fucking desktop app. They
Speaker 2: turned it off on there.
Speaker 3: Too enable audio normalization. Yeah, you turn that shit off.
Speaker 2: The only downside is if there's an asshole that has
Speaker 2: something much higher much lower, then you're gonna know. That's
Speaker 2: gonna be kind of an adjustment. But most people try
Speaker 2: to mix their stuff close to zero DB's as possible,
Speaker 2: so the difference shouldn't be too crazy to be fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it shouldn't be too crazy, but trust me, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be better. So hopefully I hope you enjoyed. But uh
Speaker 2: so you said, okay, Marvel DC, I'm kind.
Speaker 3: Of missing sumer comic events like like oh like as Avengers.
Speaker 3: For me, I think it was Green Lantern War, Blackest Night,
Speaker 3: which one oh so like the the Sinestra Core War. Sorry,
Speaker 3: so wrest is actually sectional Core War Blackest Nights up there.
Speaker 3: That's probably the my favorite stretch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually should go the Era is Crazy, the Extra
Speaker 2: Core War, the Blackest Night, and the Rightest Day. I did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Brightest Day is after, but I think Brightest Day I
Speaker 2: don't know if that takes because I think that's when.
Speaker 3: I'm quite literally right, and like, is it right after
Speaker 3: Brightest Day, Darkest Night happens and Kyle gets the White Lantern.
Speaker 3: Kyle gets it right at the end of that fight,
Speaker 3: and then the new one starts, everybody comes back to life.
Speaker 2: I kind of forgot I have all of that ship
Speaker 2: and then and then that was the very that was
Speaker 2: the very end of the run because then now the
Speaker 2: final crisis.
Speaker 3: At right after this happened. That ship was cool. Ship
Speaker 3: was hype. It was it was hype for like, it
Speaker 3: was like three years of hype. Green Lantern writing like consecutively,
Speaker 3: and it's like, man, it really sucks. When are you
Speaker 3: like a writer's writing something really good and you're like,
Speaker 3: they're gonna be done soon, and then I don't know
Speaker 3: who the fuck is gonna get this? Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: it happened to Spider Man all the time. Spider Man
Speaker 3: has been raped by the writers so many times it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's It's still the point now where I just don't
Speaker 3: read modern Spider Man comics because I know someone's gonna
Speaker 3: do something of bothers. Man, I'm like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: stay back. I'm checked out Miles because he's fun. I'm like,
Speaker 3: Myles comics are fun. At least people can say, don't
Speaker 3: like the Lee last Spider Man comic? You read last
Speaker 3: Spider Man comic? I read?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: I read the Red Goblin Red Goblin. I don't even
Speaker 3: know about that. That's when Norman Asma got the connorsidio
Speaker 3: for a bit. Of course, ye course it was hype
Speaker 3: as fun. This is fun, and then I let it
Speaker 3: die for man, like, I'm not gonna read any more
Speaker 3: of this. Am I am? I spectacular Spider Man?
Speaker 2: Is that the one where I can't remember every It's
Speaker 2: getting all it's all dumbled. Is that the one where
Speaker 2: Octavious becomes fucking Spider Man?
Speaker 3: Or is that a superior Spider Superior? I don't know why,
Speaker 3: I know that that was where I fell off.
Speaker 2: It's really it was really fun. I was I was interesting,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, I'm done. And that's when
Speaker 2: me and my friends created our own thing. Oh you know,
Speaker 2: want to talk about best crossover? This was what me
Speaker 2: and my friends wrote. You have friends wrote one day
Speaker 2: at the mall.
Speaker 3: Or something would be something of the scene, let's hear it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so it's so, it's so Deadpool.
Speaker 2: So there's a there was a run of Deadpool Kills
Speaker 2: the Marvel universe. Right, so we have Deadpool Kills the
Speaker 2: Marvel and DC universe.
Speaker 3: And I'll just give you the quick look. Yeah, give
Speaker 3: me the dead Pool Kills all homosexual. Let me give
Speaker 3: you the it's my favorite comic run ever. Let me
Speaker 3: that's crazy. I'll give you the tid bits of it.
Speaker 3: How it all starts out, because it's it's basically starts
Speaker 3: let me. Let me let me guess. Does it end
Speaker 3: with him killing all of the Marvel with DC universe? Well,
Speaker 3: not necessarily, I do you want to hear this. So
Speaker 3: it so, here's the twist.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's the twist is it's not it doesn't deadpools.
Speaker 2: It starts off with Deadpool, right, but but like but
Speaker 2: then it quickly shifts to aunt May. So aunt May
Speaker 2: is actually so aunt May actually is the one that
Speaker 2: kills the entire DC and Marvel universe. But like, it's
Speaker 2: the way that it happens is after a superior Spider Man.
Speaker 2: It takes off part after that, and she is really
Speaker 2: upset that, you know, Peter's dead, and she's like, you
Speaker 2: know what I heard that you can resurrect him and stuff.
Speaker 3: So I need some stuff.
Speaker 2: She's like, you know, I heard I need the Infinity Stones.
Speaker 2: Like she heard, she was like, so she started researching
Speaker 2: like that, and then she gets some of the stones. Like,
Speaker 2: it turns out that I'm gonna fast forward a little bit.
Speaker 2: Deadpool has the Infinity Gauntlet. Don't worry about how he
Speaker 2: got it, she asked, Uh. He he sells it for
Speaker 2: a chimmy changa and just like just traded and trade
Speaker 2: chimy chhanga.
Speaker 3: She gets it. She gets it, and when she gets
Speaker 3: the gauntlet, she forgets.
Speaker 2: About her original goal of bringing Peter back and just
Speaker 2: wants more power, so she googles more power and then
Speaker 2: it just starts. She just starts collecting the most powerful
Speaker 2: ship in all the universes. So the first thing she
Speaker 2: does is when she creates a wormhole that gets to
Speaker 2: the DC universe. The first thing she does, she well
Speaker 2: the the So they're like, the the Core, the Green
Speaker 2: the Lantern cores are like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: And uh, who's this old bitch? Yeah, who's this old bitch?
Speaker 2: Who's his presence? That's kind of barreling down to Earth.
Speaker 2: But what she does, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They're alerted because.
Speaker 3: She destroys Oa first, and uh, and she destroys Oa
Speaker 3: by grabbing that planet fucking lantern dude. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: remember the plantern's name.
Speaker 2: Whatever, I guess people know if you know there's a
Speaker 2: planet that's a fucking that's a lantern, grabs the planet
Speaker 2: and smashes it into O and kills everybody on oh,
Speaker 2: the headquarters of the Lantern core of the Green Lantern Core.
Speaker 2: So like she's she gets the rings. She starts collecting
Speaker 2: some rings. She gets Sinestro, she gets she starts getting
Speaker 2: a bunch of rings. She starts everything that she gets
Speaker 2: from Marvel, she gets jugging Our's helmet, she gets every notable,
Speaker 2: she gets stores Hammer, she gets everything you think cap shield.
Speaker 2: She starts like collecting everything bouncing in between the universes,
Speaker 2: and she's too powerful to stop. And it turns out
Speaker 2: the only thing the real watchers of the of both
Speaker 2: universes there's because you know, there's the watchers. Fuck them,
Speaker 2: they're they're bullshit. There's Uh, there's the monitors, Fuck them,
Speaker 2: they're bullshit. There's Alfred and his league of butlers that
Speaker 2: have a headquarter of that looks like a bow tie
Speaker 2: that's floating in there where those universes.
Speaker 4: You just wanted to be back, Yeah, you just wanted
Speaker 4: me back with that. That a league of butlers in
Speaker 4: space in a flying bow tie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really interesting. That's where that's where the universes emerge,
Speaker 3: where they they're the root, because in between universes is it.
Speaker 3: It's it's all.
Speaker 2: It's all the famous butlers you know from film, from TV,
Speaker 2: from pop culture, is.
Speaker 3: The is the is the is the bitch from the
Speaker 3: Jets is there, obviously, Mammy Robot, Yes, that's there. Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jeffrey is one hundred percent there. There was basically
Speaker 2: any famous butler was in there. And then obviously Alfred
Speaker 2: Pennyworth is the head of it.
Speaker 3: What about Jeeves? Jeeves isn't is he like the supercomputer dude?
Speaker 3: That's I love that. We see we didn't do that,
Speaker 3: but that that's fire. That's good, so Jeeves. And basically
Speaker 3: here's the thing. Alfred barely wins fighting at May.
Speaker 2: Now you think about how powerful alprend It is with everything,
Speaker 2: because she she beat the ship out of the anti monitor.
Speaker 2: She beat the ship out of every marvel god like
Speaker 2: Fanals was nothing because he didn't have anything.
Speaker 3: So a Titan, he's just nothing, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 3: so she killed everybody except for Alfred's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: the universe is not gonna exist. Our universe is gonna
Speaker 3: be gone. So yeah, he barely barely wins, like an
Speaker 3: adult fighting a child, and barely that is like the
Speaker 3: little kids faces and he passes out, and the guy's like,
Speaker 3: so there's a I want to just say this and
Speaker 3: we move on there.
Speaker 2: One of our my favorite panels that we made was
Speaker 2: and this is for this is one of those no
Speaker 2: reason things. When May first gets the Gauntlet and beats
Speaker 2: the piss out of the Avengers, there is uh, what's
Speaker 2: her name?
Speaker 3: She called Cheryl Crow, the redheaded bitch. I can't remember
Speaker 3: her name. Mary Jane.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Mary Jane shows up trying to reason with that me,
Speaker 2: and like, you know, she she tosses she she I
Speaker 2: couldn't remember her name.
Speaker 3: Uh she uh that May.
Speaker 2: Tosses Mary Jane right and like against like a building.
Speaker 2: She's all hurt, and then like Mary Jane's like, oh,
Speaker 2: please don't kill me. And then she's like, don't worry,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hurt you. And then the next panel
Speaker 2: is just fucking like her hitting her so hard that
Speaker 2: clouds part and and then like buildings are just torn
Speaker 2: into pieces.
Speaker 3: No reason that she should do that. Ship. You just
Speaker 3: wanted to hurt Mary Jane just more than anyone in
Speaker 3: the entire series. She like like as hard as she
Speaker 3: had a regular person, and the clouds everything's parted. That
Speaker 3: was great. We were I had I have on the
Speaker 3: notes still and I can't.
Speaker 4: Believe you kept all that sof like we did. Me
Speaker 4: and my friends did that kind of thing at lunchtime
Speaker 4: all the time. Yeah, but like, I don't know if
Speaker 4: I kept any of it, to be fair.
Speaker 3: This was also I wish I did.
Speaker 2: We were I think we wrote no, we were definitely
Speaker 2: adulth whoen we wrote this because this was around the
Speaker 2: Superior Spider Man, which wasn't that long ago, Like when
Speaker 2: was that something like that?
Speaker 4: So I'm already a grown wrote I remember doing you
Speaker 4: in high school. I wish I remember the specific drawing.
Speaker 4: I remember it vividly, but I remember like the way
Speaker 4: it made us feel. We're like we would try and
Speaker 4: doodle creatures and like we would like handle it like
Speaker 4: we would I'd handle like a leg and then like
Speaker 4: somebody else would handle a leg and somebody and we
Speaker 4: would just like make these fucking these that's cool. I
Speaker 4: just called into like the office at least once. Are
Speaker 4: you guys okay.
Speaker 3: Did you draw? Well? They called the offic So.
Speaker 4: Some of them were pretty fucked because they obviously they
Speaker 4: had penises all over him.
Speaker 3: They like, we'll give him eight dicks, stupid. They had
Speaker 3: like he had like.
Speaker 4: Little tumors with little faces on him. One of them
Speaker 4: I remember specifically like, uh, this kid that was like,
Speaker 4: what's this guy's name? And he's like this guy's name
Speaker 4: is Nig and he's like, what do you mean, is
Speaker 4: that's it? It's like, yeah, his name is a little nig.
Speaker 4: This is a little nig.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, this is a little nig, and
Speaker 3: then like, but I remember the full drawing.
Speaker 4: The only thing I vividly remember was that his name
Speaker 4: was Charlemagne Francisco the forty seventh, And I remember that
Speaker 4: very vividly because it's such a stupid fucking name. We
Speaker 4: got called in the office for that drawing. I don't
Speaker 4: remember anything about it other than dicks on it, like
Speaker 4: copious amounts of dicks, Like I think, I think, you
Speaker 4: know how, like you know how like a fole is born,
Speaker 4: and like how they like a like a baby horse,
Speaker 4: and like their their hopes are like tentacles. Yes, it
Speaker 4: was like kind of that, but with dick at least
Speaker 4: on one of the hands.
Speaker 3: That was fun. Those are fun times. Yeah, I can
Speaker 3: see how bullshit. Yeah, maybe they would be a little
Speaker 3: concerned by that, I guess. I Whenever I read a
Speaker 3: D and D campaign, I always make a character that's
Speaker 3: Lily and he always gets shot. They don't always die,
Speaker 3: but they always always get shot at least tell you
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 4: We killed the fact in our class. In every single issue,
Speaker 4: it was always the story had nothing to do with him,
Speaker 4: and then at the end we would find some superfluous.
Speaker 3: Way to kill him.
Speaker 4: That's always be like he would be like, hey, I
Speaker 4: think a horse kicked.
Speaker 3: Him into the sun once like stupid comics. Did I
Speaker 3: tell you we did that to a guy?
Speaker 2: I don't remember if I said this on the podcast
Speaker 2: or our Korean friend great Sport, because.
Speaker 3: He was like the if it was a h he
Speaker 3: was punch He was a punching bag. He was absolutely
Speaker 3: the punching bag.
Speaker 2: And one of the runs we did was he was
Speaker 2: a rapper name his name is Jason, Jason you I
Speaker 2: don't care because his rapper name was fat You and
Speaker 2: fat You was dope because we had his first album.
Speaker 2: I don't remember if I told you guys this. The
Speaker 2: first album was called so Hybrid Theory was pretty popular.
Speaker 3: On that time, so he was a fat ass Theory
Speaker 3: and like we just throw like if you if you,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember the cover of Hybrid
Speaker 3: Theory where there's like this like kind of it doesn't matter,
Speaker 3: I remember what I'm getting to, Like everything would just
Speaker 3: had like like on the cover it was kind of
Speaker 3: like had some fatness to it. One of my favorite ones.
Speaker 3: He had an album called Fat Times and uh it
Speaker 3: was and no, well but hard that way this this is,
Speaker 3: this is? Why is this is? There was a watch
Speaker 3: and it was the funniest My my friend Ed drew
Speaker 3: this where it was a watch but it was a
Speaker 3: fat watch, like imagine a watch being fat and like
Speaker 3: it was like gears were exploding out of it because
Speaker 3: the visual of it, because it's like, why is there
Speaker 3: fat at a watch? And it's so it was so
Speaker 3: fucking funny. And his best album was uh, this was
Speaker 3: like if Yeah, anyone would have probably called this in
Speaker 3: the office if they saw this because it was called
Speaker 3: solo and it was him sucking his own dicky. The thing.
Speaker 4: Is that, like, if I ever have kids in there
Speaker 4: anything like this, it's gonna be so disappointed to me
Speaker 4: because he's gonna feel like there's no progress at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're going to especially if they learn, if
Speaker 3: they learn it all that you do this, I'm having
Speaker 3: a different name by the time. The problem is that
Speaker 3: that means it's genetic mm yeah, I mean, oh, this
Speaker 3: is just my stupidity is there. So my mom or
Speaker 3: dad was like this.
Speaker 2: That's a good interesting thing. I never thought about that,
Speaker 2: like my parents doing crazy shit like.
Speaker 3: That, or drawing. I try to talk to my dad
Speaker 3: about comics and he's called me gay immediately, like he
Speaker 3: called me Batiman immediately. I would like, why do you call?
Speaker 3: I was like, Superman is like cool? He was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm mind an underway a bati boy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not. What about this is gay? Sounds
Speaker 3: like he sucks? Is he? It's fast? Awesome? That is
Speaker 3: so so I because just the idea, like you have
Speaker 3: such a stereotype, dad, my dad is comics are gay.
Speaker 3: My dad is my most disgustingly Jamaican asshole ever. I
Speaker 3: love the most disgustingly Jamaican Cuban piece of shit ever.
Speaker 3: And it's like, I hate you so bad. He's like,
Speaker 3: only let me check out with my son doing living
Speaker 3: and then he puts on this episode. I can never
Speaker 3: I can never show my dad this what he's just listening.
Speaker 4: First of all, he's pissed off at any of my
Speaker 4: family knows anything about what I do.
Speaker 3: Quite frankly, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know I don't like I Luckily
Speaker 2: I have not. My mom has never said My mom's
Speaker 2: aware of my music.
Speaker 3: She likes the music that I produce. I don't know
Speaker 3: if she. I don't want her to hear any of this.
Speaker 3: Ship Actually yeah, I don't. She's great. You know, my
Speaker 3: niece knows about my YouTube stuff, but she doesn't ch
Speaker 3: doesn't care my nieces and nephews like it's that's whatever,
Speaker 3: like give a fun.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, it's weird. Last night I went to
Speaker 2: Taco Bell and that is weird. Oh sorry, no, I'm
Speaker 2: he is just strange. And actually I went to McDonald Sorry,
Speaker 2: I walked. I have this entire time that I've been
Speaker 2: back in Cali, no one's recognized me.
Speaker 3: It's been awesome. I was like, it's just been like
Speaker 3: I can just pretend.
Speaker 2: I don't have to like feel like, you know, weird,
Speaker 2: because every once in a while it would happen way
Speaker 2: too much where people come up and not be disheveled
Speaker 2: and gross. I be wearing flip flops and have talons
Speaker 2: but basically.
Speaker 3: Busting your hand. What should I do with this? You
Speaker 3: gotta find a garbage stor come on the floor like
Speaker 3: you come in your head. It's safe, gross, he says.
Speaker 3: But it's just come on the floor. He said to
Speaker 3: his podcast members, it's the floor, it's come your seed
Speaker 3: throwing on the floor. I'm not going to a fucking
Speaker 3: You're not going to a somewhere like, hey, can I
Speaker 3: get them over there while they're making it? You throwing
Speaker 3: it to the lettuce. Have you ever come on a
Speaker 3: floor you're fucking I don't think so. I don't think
Speaker 3: it would definitely not be on purpose.
Speaker 2: If I've ever came on the floor, Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not a like, hey, I'm just gonna people do bust
Speaker 2: on the floor. Maybe I had hardwood floors, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be as bad. But I usually had carpet growing up.
Speaker 3: You know, cover a carpet is coming on carpet over
Speaker 3: thinking about it sprouting mushrooms and the mushroom that it
Speaker 3: looks like a bio. I wouldn't know. It's because I
Speaker 3: feel weird, like I'm gonna kill it. You know, it
Speaker 3: just has like your it's just that's so your face,
Speaker 3: that's so great, burned that ship. I don't give off.
Speaker 4: That's it, okay, all right, fair enough, I scream or nothing.
Speaker 3: That's what it would feel it would feel extremely weird. Heartbeat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: speaking of a coming hand yelp, when I kill you,
Speaker 3: I'm fine with it. And speaking of coming hand right, yeah.
Speaker 3: My buddy ed he.
Speaker 2: In high school or I don't remember, one of those
Speaker 2: great schools. He was like, what if in the future,
Speaker 2: hands are going to be incubators and you could come
Speaker 2: in your hand and raise them and grow a baby.
Speaker 3: That's the stupidest thought, I promised, kid, that's it.
Speaker 2: I thought he was spinning, man. I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, dude, imagine like we don't need women anymore.
Speaker 2: You just come in your hand and it starts growing.
Speaker 2: It starts like you have to a little white to
Speaker 2: see a little baby.
Speaker 4: Can I feel like you're a little bit riskier. I
Speaker 4: feel like you're more likely to get your hand pregnant
Speaker 4: than a woman.
Speaker 2: You know, trust me, man, it's a good system because
Speaker 2: one one of these days, I feel like the current
Speaker 2: administration is gonna ban women, and one day women are
Speaker 2: the most inefficient in in a as far as the
Speaker 2: population goes, So we need to sit.
Speaker 3: Him the most. I don't say that it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like that women are not gamers, and you know,
Speaker 4: it's it's all kind of all sorts of things. When
Speaker 4: you could when you look at this good I think
Speaker 4: they don't like comedy.
Speaker 3: It's such amazing. I can't wait for him to die.
Speaker 4: You can do it good, you know, I can't do
Speaker 4: even Unfortunately, I've seen so much of him at this
Speaker 4: point that it's impossible to digest.
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, he's done some horrific things,
Speaker 2: but I think that I am become mean thing is
Speaker 2: warranted for him to like be killed.
Speaker 3: Dude in micraft. But yes, I I'm not gonna kill
Speaker 3: I'm just saying something I say I I that was.
Speaker 4: The first time that I ever felt in my entire
Speaker 4: life that like somebody could be so cringe that it
Speaker 4: it shifted my perspective on their death penalty, Like it
Speaker 4: shifted my idea of like can you.
Speaker 3: Be so cringe that you should die?
Speaker 4: I think actually maybe like there was a like before
Speaker 4: that happened, I was like, no, let people be them.
Speaker 4: But on a certain point, it's like there really is
Speaker 4: like you have a responsibility to your fellow man to
Speaker 4: like protect him from this. Yes, you know, it's just
Speaker 4: like when he was like, I am become meme. The
Speaker 4: meme is I mean, think about dodge.
Speaker 3: It was. It was a meme and notes and outs.
Speaker 3: It's real. I was like, I can't sanction this, Like
Speaker 3: I can't, I can't be okay with that. I want
Speaker 3: to terrorize it. It was the worst thing. He's like,
Speaker 3: I want to bring territory. Well, I really want to.
Speaker 3: I really want to make this very clear.
Speaker 4: This is beyond any political action that he has taken,
Speaker 4: beyond any real opinion that he has ever shared, beyond
Speaker 4: any amount of like legitimate damage that he has done
Speaker 4: to like anything that.
Speaker 3: He's ever been a part of. This was.
Speaker 4: This is the thing that made me sincerely like, oh,
Speaker 4: I cannot allow you to I do not believe that
Speaker 4: you have a right to life. After that, I like,
Speaker 4: I am become meme is the most cringe thing I
Speaker 4: have ever heard in my life.
Speaker 3: It's literally zero hyperbole, zero hype.
Speaker 4: And the way it was delivered with like the just
Speaker 4: absolute zero charisma, just no idea of how to deliver
Speaker 4: any fucking sentence.
Speaker 3: I understand it.
Speaker 4: Don't understand how this guy orders anything, but you think
Speaker 4: he ordered food.
Speaker 3: Us his ass right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Repeat, I got a pizza with with with make sure
Speaker 4: it's a circle. I would like, now, please, do you
Speaker 4: know who I am?
Speaker 3: Like, I just.
Speaker 1: Him.
Speaker 3: I would love them so bad for me. The thing
Speaker 3: is funny is he just sees him leaving his kid
Speaker 3: killed me, dude, because he's like walking off stage with
Speaker 3: his child. That's small.
Speaker 4: I did see that video that was like kind of edited,
Speaker 4: but like I also yeah, because he double he doubled
Speaker 4: back immediately like he's you know, I didn't see in
Speaker 4: that crazy.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't let my I don't know, I just would
Speaker 3: hold my kid's hand. I mean, well, first of all,
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that because his kids the least
Speaker 3: degree just thing those kids made his kid was a
Speaker 3: fucking meat shield. Like how is that it agrees at all?
Speaker 2: Like he clear he doesn't care about the kid at all,
Speaker 2: and that kid is a fucking That kid's gonna be
Speaker 2: such a monster just from like the the interviews that
Speaker 2: he did with was it Hannity and then he did
Speaker 2: an interview with Hannity or Tucker Carlson or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the kid he's in the background peeling a squirrel
Speaker 3: skin out essentially, and the kids just saying stuff like
Speaker 3: he's saying, like I was, like, this kid is gonna
Speaker 3: be an evil piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like saying terrible thing. And then he was
Speaker 2: there when Trump was there at the Oval office or whatever,
Speaker 2: and he's just saying he's like saying disrespectful things that Trump,
Speaker 2: and Trump's being all cute with it.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, bro, this kid is a reflection of
Speaker 3: this guy. So this is what this guy thinks of you.
Speaker 4: And Trump's just like eh, And I'm like, he doesn't care.
Speaker 4: He's just happy not to be arrested.
Speaker 3: He doesn't. I mean, Trump is just upset. He's just
Speaker 3: going for he's going for a kill streak. Now you start,
Speaker 3: you start knifing niggas. I think he's athetic, he doesn't
Speaker 3: seem like I actually agree. I think he's just like
Speaker 3: spic fling before.
Speaker 2: Because think about like the tariff thing when when when
Speaker 2: they pushed back and then he basically rescinded immediately.
Speaker 3: That's not someone who has a vendetta.
Speaker 2: That's just like, oh well, and then and then he says, oh,
Speaker 2: they're gonna put troops on the border for the drug problem,
Speaker 2: like nigga, they have agreed to do that when Biden
Speaker 2: was president.
Speaker 3: So we literally got nothing out of it. That's not us.
Speaker 3: He's literally running for Ohio and he's like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to give up income tax as a whole. And it's like,
Speaker 3: you are so fucking stupid, you brown bast brown piece
Speaker 3: of ship.
Speaker 4: Maine was like like they threatened to cut funding for Man,
Speaker 4: and Man was just like, we're just not gonna pay
Speaker 4: federal taxes.
Speaker 3: Do you see that? Yeah? That was awesome. I love
Speaker 3: that ship. Are you gonna comply with these trans stuff?
Speaker 3: You dumb bitch? Like, no, see you in court. I
Speaker 3: don't think you know what I will see you in court.
Speaker 4: You Red States haven't even I don't think they understand
Speaker 4: how much they're subsidized.
Speaker 3: No they have, they have no, they have zero idea
Speaker 3: that we like literally pay the charity to get Literally
Speaker 3: if it wasn't for California and New York and I
Speaker 3: think Pennsylvania in particular, the the lower part of America
Speaker 3: other than Florida would be doomed. That's what I would
Speaker 3: be like, actually doomed, like they would not be able
Speaker 3: to survive. I want them a you're and Florida might
Speaker 3: be fine, that's it'll be fun, but everybody will be fine.
Speaker 2: What is it called they keep seeing that stupid fucking
Speaker 2: map where they'll see like all the red the land
Speaker 2: and they think it's like people like you, fucking moron,
Speaker 2: like most people, you know, most people?
Speaker 3: How do you?
Speaker 4: How do you so dumb?
Speaker 3: You know almost people live in giant cities? How are
Speaker 3: they not if the if most people don't live there,
Speaker 3: how would they be giant cities? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: How can you dumb? You're dumb if you believe any
Speaker 3: of Like it's like, it's all You've said this before
Speaker 3: a few times, right, if you if you believe, if
Speaker 3: you believe in a fucking zombie? Yes, okay, you're right.
Speaker 3: How is this far? It's all makes sense, You're right,
Speaker 3: Like I have to catch my I'm glad that you
Speaker 3: you you made me catch myself again because I'm like,
Speaker 3: why am I surprised at their stupidity? Thank you for
Speaker 3: doing that. You grounded me? Like the next question, yeah
Speaker 3: we should, Yes, they believe in magic. Also best event
Speaker 3: I think by far ever is John the Hickman's entire
Speaker 3: run of Fantastic Sports and New Avengers time runs out amazing.
Speaker 3: I think everyone should read it because it's just good
Speaker 3: com book.
Speaker 2: Right, maybe I'll give it a shot because I never
Speaker 2: really gave the Fast, Sneak, Fantastic four true all of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the basis of who they are already.
Speaker 3: You know what Doctor Doom is, and you'll be able
Speaker 3: to go from there. I like Doctor Doom but it's
Speaker 3: so cool. But he's also insane. But he's like I
Speaker 3: like him a lot. Yeah, that's why he's good. I
Speaker 3: learned about him from the video game Looks with Spider
Speaker 3: Man one Ultimate Alliance. Uh no, cap con versus Marvis tape. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like like like in depth or something. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I was like, what did you learn from that? Now?
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's a cool design. That was
Speaker 4: the first time I saw Fanos.
Speaker 3: Yeah. My friend told me about Infinity, Gauntland all this ship,
Speaker 3: and I was like, and then he started telling me
Speaker 3: about the Snap and he was telling me all he
Speaker 3: was telling me all this ship, and then I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the the fuck is this cosmic? I had no
Speaker 3: concept of any of the cosmic that was going on.
Speaker 3: It's it really makes Marvel really funny, thinking that there's
Speaker 3: motherfuckers like Spider Man, like stopping robbers and like stopping cars,
Speaker 3: and then like up in the sky, this motherfucker. Like
Speaker 3: then I was like, I'm trying to plot on the
Speaker 3: whole universe. Glad is eating planets. Yeah, the one above
Speaker 3: all is just fucking watching everyone be observed. And it's
Speaker 3: like Spider Man, like, man, I got a fucking pay rent.
Speaker 3: It literally, like what I mean, it's literally just an
Speaker 3: anime power creep. Literally, I think I think it's I
Speaker 3: don't want to say's anime powerkeeper is the idea? I mean,
Speaker 3: how isn't it the world is bigger than one person.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of the universe is so much
Speaker 3: basted to anyone of us.
Speaker 4: You know, well that's kind of what the power creep
Speaker 4: in a lot of anime is. Anyway, they become aliens.
Speaker 4: That's why dragon they become aliens, That's why, and that's
Speaker 4: why the aliens become gods.
Speaker 3: I understand what's going about that. But the idea is,
Speaker 3: it's the idea of like, though you are here, rich
Speaker 3: are small minute problems. They're interesting. Sun's blowing up. But
Speaker 3: I told on a second, but sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2: My timeline is kind of fucked up when because I
Speaker 2: just I just tried to see when the Silver Surfer
Speaker 2: cartoon came out that came out ninety eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Capcom came out two thousand and I just
Speaker 3: have my memory.
Speaker 2: You know, in your memory, do you get you get
Speaker 2: to a point where your memories just fucked and things
Speaker 2: are like interchangeable. Because I'm saying, if if I learned
Speaker 2: from Thanos in two thousands, but I saw the Silver
Speaker 2: Surfer cartoon.
Speaker 3: For me, I definitely watched the X Men animated series,
Speaker 3: but I was not watching in the nineties. I was
Speaker 3: watching it in the early thousands, so it was reruns.
Speaker 3: I was watching Hulk and Cipilar, Surfer and Spider Man.
Speaker 3: I wasn't watching those when they were airing. I get
Speaker 3: no way, this is just me, I guess because like
Speaker 3: I remember, Pokemon was airing. That's the only SOT like
Speaker 3: I came out went up. And because Power Rangers, right,
Speaker 3: I remember watching Power Rangers. I remember watching the first
Speaker 3: series freaking Zo Lost in Space. They could not have
Speaker 3: been airing when I was watching it. There's no possible
Speaker 3: way I understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking for myself because like I must
Speaker 2: have I must have forgot because I remember vividly watching
Speaker 2: the Silver Surfer cartoon.
Speaker 3: Why I was airing and then seeing Thanos at some point.
Speaker 2: But I must have just been a little dumb kid
Speaker 2: not paying attention, no understanding that's the same person as
Speaker 2: the person I was in Marvels Captain too, because I
Speaker 2: feel like I remember that's when I learned, and then
Speaker 2: my friend taught me about Dano's and but then I
Speaker 2: must have.
Speaker 3: Seen him before.
Speaker 2: If it's just one of those things to where my
Speaker 2: brain just sucks and I don't like it doesn't nothing
Speaker 2: make sense to everyone.
Speaker 3: Portrays Dano so poorly, unfortunately, But he's too strong of
Speaker 3: a character to just have in stuff. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, you gotta figure out. It's like, oh, how
Speaker 2: do you make a DC fighting game and have them
Speaker 2: fight each other? So you got to make some stupid
Speaker 2: pill that makes people strong longer, like the Superman that
Speaker 2: it's killed immediately.
Speaker 3: In saying fucking that is so without the Gnletos is
Speaker 3: still such a fucking huge threat to Earth, And it's
Speaker 3: like Captain America, white man with a shields gonna go
Speaker 3: and fight him, and it's like, no big threat. Man.
Speaker 3: It's like how white women feel about black men. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: you married one. You did this, you do terrorizer every day,
Speaker 3: every day scared I'm black a baby vampire saying not
Speaker 3: bad stupid baby vampires insane. That is honestly, it's really
Speaker 3: so immortal soul to do that. It's actually, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: pretty fucking dark. That is pretty crazy. Dickhead vampire does
Speaker 3: that to you? Never get Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 4: Yeah. That video of that, you know that video that
Speaker 4: I tweeted like it was one of the last things
Speaker 4: I tweeted of, Like the dude I don't even know.
Speaker 4: He was like throwing axes at himself or whatever. Have
Speaker 4: you seen that video at himself? You know that he
Speaker 4: played every character in the video, but it was like
Speaker 4: the whole Yeah, yeah, I saw one of him like
Speaker 4: uh where it was just like you can fucking you
Speaker 4: would a five million dollars if you spike this baby
Speaker 4: into the ground and he had like this baby doll
Speaker 4: and he did ship like that when he was like
Speaker 4: headbutting it between two people and like smamming, and it's
Speaker 4: so the kinetic force in those videos is so good,
Speaker 4: Like I feel it feels so it feels so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Man saking a baby five million damn Yes, yes, I
Speaker 2: would not do that's hard.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't think I can, but I would want
Speaker 3: to so badly. I consider myself pretty loving person off
Speaker 3: the ground, consider myself here I go reaping again. Not that,
Speaker 3: don't say those two things. It's kind of look at
Speaker 3: him that takes it's true self. That's me in more
Speaker 3: ways than one. That's not me. Me and my name
Speaker 3: is Kingston's not me. My name is Kingston, Jamison hates
Speaker 3: not me Jamison monster.
Speaker 4: Monotone in those monotone delivery possible.
Speaker 3: But the swelling inside you right now, it's rising. I'm
Speaker 3: not a monster, just so you know, just how you do,
Speaker 3: just so you understand.
Speaker 5: They think I'm a monster. It's crazy, really good, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't. I can't.
Speaker 4: It took a long time, like hey, it's I didn't
Speaker 4: know how to do it for a long time. And
Speaker 4: then when I saw I saw that video of I'm
Speaker 4: become Meme, and it was just like, oh, this is him.
Speaker 4: Actually every single time, it's like it's it's less complicated
Speaker 4: than you assume it is. Yeah, but yeah, so baby
Speaker 4: Vampire saying wow, he says, hey, it's hey, it's me.
Speaker 4: The guy that's been watching young Sheldon I just finished
Speaker 4: watching the series, and I discovered something else for you
Speaker 4: to hate. After the ending of Young Sheldon. They've created
Speaker 4: a spin off of Young Sheldon's brother.
Speaker 3: So now it's not even about him anymore.
Speaker 4: They just keep this forsaken universe going as a cash
Speaker 4: cow right there, fucking the Sheldon versus the Sheldon whole
Speaker 4: fuck into the Sheldon verse. What the hell is brother's name? Sheldo,
Speaker 4: shelled out, shell finished, Shell finished Sheldon and shelled out.
Speaker 4: I can't even wait look this up. I don't even know, like,
Speaker 4: look up Young Sheldon's spinoff. Okay, so I don't understand
Speaker 4: what that could even possibly be or why anybody would
Speaker 4: even remotely be interested in that.
Speaker 3: The big bang theory is is truly George and Mandy's
Speaker 3: first marriage. What a great name? That sucks? Is this real? Ready? Wait?
Speaker 3: In no way it exists. It premiered in October twenty
Speaker 3: seventy four. Oh, it's already it already is. Yeah, Shun
Speaker 3: hung Shunk Dowden, said Shunk Dowdon. Young Sheldon shun YELLEDN man,
Speaker 3: I hope there's a Let me see if I can
Speaker 3: get some footage. Shut up?
Speaker 4: Whoa A woman started talking and he immediately shot out
Speaker 4: really upset.
Speaker 3: She's like an immediate reaction. Here's the girl from from
Speaker 3: from Hanna, Montana, the best friend I remember her, Emily Osmond? Yeah,
Speaker 3: George and Yeah, I don't know she's Billy Joe. She's
Speaker 3: not Billy jo Grim Adventures of You, Yeah, she's Uh.
Speaker 3: You've been redixing your own thoughts. I have what's his name?
Speaker 3: The guy that was in I See Dead People, Hailey
Speaker 3: Joe Osmond. That's his sister, Hailey Joel Osmond Osmond his sister. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Lily Osmond, No, Lily Lily Joe Haley Joe Josman. Emily
Speaker 3: Osman is Hailey Joe Ompson's I'm too tired to go
Speaker 3: into that show. Tongue twister ass names are gonna kill
Speaker 3: me creating new, new creative people.
Speaker 2: Are you looking for the so I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: get a feel for what people are saying. I spin
Speaker 2: off off a spinoff as wild.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be great? Is that the comments? Are
Speaker 3: you serious? I was one of them.
Speaker 4: Gonna beat I'm so tired of being alive in this world.
Speaker 3: We're getting to spin off a spinoff either way. I
Speaker 3: can't wait. I can't wait. Edit.
Speaker 2: Y'all know this isn't the first time a spin off
Speaker 2: and a spin off of me, so chill, so probably
Speaker 2: getting bullied.
Speaker 3: This is crazy, man, he is so pretty. They must
Speaker 3: end this series with And it all started with the
Speaker 3: big bang. Ah you know what, you know, side yourself
Speaker 3: with the blood sword and it goes through you. I
Speaker 3: put two more aside him.
Speaker 4: I'm so tired, That's what. Honestly, I have to I
Speaker 4: have to say that comment right there.
Speaker 3: That's what. That's what what Marvel kind of feels like
Speaker 3: a little bit where it's just like you said the thing,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like it is kind of
Speaker 3: that point.
Speaker 4: Now we're like, oh my god, the fucking they brought
Speaker 4: the guy back from an incredible Hulk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god from two thousand and eight. You remember him?
Speaker 4: No, no, okay, I watched I watched that New Captain
Speaker 4: America in uh yeah, not in I saw it.
Speaker 3: Oh you saw it. I see you even see it.
Speaker 3: Computer touched it.
Speaker 4: I was I was like watching it as I went
Speaker 4: to sleep, and it was just like, what, man, this
Speaker 4: is so bland. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'd imagine they can't how would they could absolutely make
Speaker 3: it a good movie. But that resort in them having
Speaker 3: to be like, all right, we're gonna have to take risks,
Speaker 3: and like they literally they hearken.
Speaker 4: They have like people come back from the two thousand
Speaker 4: and eight Hulk movie right to like to like reprise roles, and.
Speaker 3: You're like, like Nigga, nobody remembers, no one remembers that
Speaker 3: almost time. One of the few people that was you know.
Speaker 3: Of course, I'm conflicted because I heard Ed Norton was
Speaker 3: being a prick. That's what I heard. I don't even
Speaker 3: know if that's true. But there's the reason why he's
Speaker 3: not the Hulk anymore. Yeah, that's what I heard.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's gonna be just what we heard, right,
Speaker 2: But like I loved Ed. I'm a big I was
Speaker 2: a big fan of Ed Norton, so like I was
Speaker 2: really bummed that. I was, like, man, I really wanted
Speaker 2: to see him a part of the Avengers. I didn't
Speaker 2: give a fuck about Mark Ruff. I'm to be honest,
Speaker 2: I still don't.
Speaker 3: I don't album with him. I just don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about him. You know, He's not Hulk to me,
Speaker 3: But like I don't, I don't even I don't care.
Speaker 3: There're none of these people are the people that I
Speaker 3: really care about, Like, I don't know. I like comic
Speaker 3: books some more, yeah than the movies. I think r
Speaker 3: DJ and Chris Evans just doesn't seem like a He
Speaker 3: doesn't seem like a character to me. That's the problem.
Speaker 3: Like I want like like he seems like a regular person,
Speaker 3: and I don't want that in a movie, you know.
Speaker 3: Like so I was like Ed Norton though, had like
Speaker 3: so much character, and I love where he like he
Speaker 3: he he went to he was in Brazil and then
Speaker 3: he was like working with one of the one of
Speaker 3: the gracies and like breathing techniques and ship. It was cool.
Speaker 3: I really liked a bunch of Mexicans. Yeah, but he
Speaker 3: murdered all those Mexicans. Yeah, no, those were dogs. He
Speaker 3: punches the dog in the dick as an iconic angry one.
Speaker 3: That is an iconic moment. I didn't notice until people
Speaker 3: brought the clip up till like, because I guess you
Speaker 3: just I'm not really watching like that movie, and I
Speaker 3: wasn't watching it. You know. He just punches it, and
Speaker 3: the balls never noticed it. I didn't notice it.
Speaker 4: He ruptures that dog's testicles dog Die and then throws.
Speaker 3: It away that all dog die. God, that movie sucked.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. It's so of course it's horrible.
Speaker 3: Was like, what the hell is wrong with you? Hope?
Speaker 3: Are you retarded? I like how fast he was moving,
Speaker 3: was running. He's like, I'm like, the Hulk's not retarded.
Speaker 3: Why are they making them many? There's thirteen hawks inside
Speaker 3: of Hulk, Smash smash smash all the time. He's gotta
Speaker 3: get it a little, a little. It's I was trying
Speaker 3: to say it. Of course, of course it's it couldn't
Speaker 3: have been anything else. That's funny because Ben Grim is Jewish, dude,
Speaker 3: just hilarious. He's the best Jewish person period. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's Gray Grim is Jewish Smash. It's it's like it's
Speaker 3: it's damaging, but it's not like unmanageable.
Speaker 4: You know, it hurts, but like it's threatening in the
Speaker 4: same way that like somebody coming like a normal person
Speaker 4: coming at you with a knife is threatening.
Speaker 3: Like it's definitely a hid situation.
Speaker 4: You want to be careful, but like it's you know,
Speaker 4: it's not it's not like you're gonna break all your
Speaker 4: bones in your body and like immediately say the afterlife.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm incredibly green, and I'm incredibly strong. I finally
Speaker 3: have enough strength to to handle my damn it, I'm.
Speaker 4: Finally strong enough to make love in my sense.
Speaker 3: We'll see about that bit. Sound, we'll say it. We'll say.
Speaker 4: I love the idea for her sounding the same. My
Speaker 4: nipples quiet are sore from all this breastfeeding quite have been.
Speaker 3: Incos. I'm so sorry. I'll be a little gentle like,
Speaker 3: like your inflection is like him in the rap, so
Speaker 3: he did. It's always like what that is? What is
Speaker 3: the thing you did?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Look get his name? Yummy yummy, no yummy, no caps
Speaker 3: come on, Miyamaica, yummy, no cap come on my Yamaica?
Speaker 4: And me.
Speaker 3: Such a good That is such trash. But I love
Speaker 3: with like three hours of sleep, but like my head
Speaker 3: was hurting and I was like, I gotta get this done.
Speaker 3: Leading as you leave is like leaves. I'm pretty proud
Speaker 3: of that one. That's a great one. That was Like
Speaker 3: I heard that recently for some reason, I like it
Speaker 3: came out my feet and I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: leaving my ass jar is a bar that you did
Speaker 3: not deserve to create. Like that's that you did, and
Speaker 3: you were like, oh, I didn't know I made legendary
Speaker 3: sh just.
Speaker 2: I make my best stuff when I'm when I'm not trying.
Speaker 2: You know, when we try too hard, it just doesn't work.
Speaker 2: This is one of those things where you're just spilling out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need to go to bed, and then
Speaker 2: it just came out.
Speaker 3: Really, you're really low.
Speaker 4: Inspiration comes in the strangest places, man. Yeah, like uh
Speaker 4: like that like an essence like that that that band
Speaker 4: is named after the I think the brother of like
Speaker 4: the lead singer.
Speaker 3: Is that real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his name is evan Essence and they named it
Speaker 4: I for him, and they were like, wow, Evanescence a.
Speaker 3: Really good Evanescence. You're You're awesome. I love you. Come
Speaker 3: suck mun child piece onto me and make me scream.
Speaker 3: His piece is hot. But okay, Inside.
Speaker 4: Lizard wrote in, but I can't stop com Lizard wrote
Speaker 4: in with a you with the you Lizard Lizard Okay cool,
Speaker 4: that's his name, and he says, I know.
Speaker 3: February is coming to a close.
Speaker 4: As most the most recent episode, you talk about John
Speaker 4: Oliver bouncing comedy and politics and where you need a
Speaker 4: live audience to make it effective reminds me of Cody
Speaker 4: Johnson of some More News.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that guy.
Speaker 4: He obviously doesn't have a live audience, but it's comedy,
Speaker 4: the old fucking way we can inform people on serious
Speaker 4: but oh I read this one. He obviously doesn't have
Speaker 4: a live audience, but it's comedy. But is comedy the
Speaker 4: only fucking way we can inform people on serious shit.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, he's kind of fucked uh somewhat
Speaker 4: in some way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually do have It's interesting he brings up
Speaker 2: Cody Johnson because I like that there's no audience and
Speaker 2: it's I just can't stand people here.
Speaker 3: Let me give you a perfect example.
Speaker 2: I just watched John Stewart doing his uh like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's dismantling doge and saying here's how you save money,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: And he's trying to go towards the he's trying to go.
Speaker 2: After everything, and John Stewart actually is getting upset at
Speaker 2: the audience because they're because they're clapping after everything, and
Speaker 2: he's like, at.
Speaker 3: One point he's like, well I'm not done yet. Like
Speaker 3: he's actually getting mad to the point where he when
Speaker 3: he broke that he was actually angry. He was getting
Speaker 3: fired up and he broke and and cut his hand
Speaker 3: on a mug. When he slams it down, you can
Speaker 3: see he's visibly upset because he knows the hon is
Speaker 3: so fucking stupid. They're a bunch of you know there's
Speaker 3: smarter than you know than the because they're still listening
Speaker 3: to John Stewart. They're there, they're listening, but they're clapping
Speaker 3: at everything that's disrupting his flow. And I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is the reason why I can't stand like the audience.
Speaker 3: It's not that a smart audience member that know when
Speaker 3: to clap, great, I have no problem with it. That's
Speaker 3: why a laugh track sometimes works better because they know
Speaker 3: when to push the fucking button. And there's people that
Speaker 3: are like just trying to like get it in, like
Speaker 3: I I want to be the first one to clap
Speaker 3: or let's just clap after anything that's said, and so
Speaker 3: it drives me. I'm gonna clap. And then it's weird
Speaker 3: that John.
Speaker 2: At least John Stewart pauses right even when he doesn't
Speaker 2: want to. And that's why he screamed like I'm not done,
Speaker 2: let me let me go, like let me go and
Speaker 2: then uh, John Oliver refuses to stop, so he will
Speaker 2: start getting loud to talk over them because he's like
Speaker 2: telling him to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, I don't want that. That just
Speaker 3: get rid of them. That's just me, though, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know, that's just me.
Speaker 4: I just remember him doing the COVID shows without an
Speaker 4: audience and it just didn't work as well.
Speaker 3: I completely, I'm a complete opposite ends. I loved it.
Speaker 3: I I can't stand the audience because he's not he
Speaker 3: doesn't pause, So it didn't change. Yeah, it just I
Speaker 3: I go back and let me tell you, if you can.
Speaker 2: Show me something that, like, give me an example of
Speaker 2: what you're in the because maybe maybe I didn't watch
Speaker 2: everything and what I watched was fine.
Speaker 4: I think it's more just like thet he already established
Speaker 4: a formula. So it would be like if like one
Speaker 4: season of Seinfeld just didn't have a laugh track in it,
Speaker 4: it'd be like, this is fucking horrible because this is.
Speaker 3: This just doesn't this? Why is this like this? This
Speaker 3: is so weird, This is not the formula at all.
Speaker 2: See, this is what I'm thinking, because maybe because I
Speaker 2: don't watch the entire show, I just watch what's available
Speaker 2: on YouTube, and maybe those segments, like especially as usually
Speaker 2: the larger segments towards the end of the show. From
Speaker 2: the way he does his thing, he does not acknowledge
Speaker 2: the audience at all, especially in those big ones. It's
Speaker 2: like the most important ones, like he's talking about the
Speaker 2: school system or this or whatever. He doesn't ignore the audience.
Speaker 2: So for me, why is the audience there? And so
Speaker 2: I remember you brought up a thing about him doing
Speaker 2: like a prop thing or something.
Speaker 4: There's some things that he like I remember an early
Speaker 4: one where like I think he did a self deprecating
Speaker 4: joke and the audience like laughed like a while, and
Speaker 4: he was like, you don't have to laugh that long
Speaker 4: at that.
Speaker 3: That was like, that's funny, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: That's that's really hurtful. And I'll try to I'll try
Speaker 4: to not hold that again or like so I can't
Speaker 4: remember it was something like that. Yeah, but like it
Speaker 4: happens every now and again. I think the sparsnans of
Speaker 4: it is almost like kind of like you're kind of wondering,
Speaker 4: like when it's going to happen again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So but I get where you. I get what
Speaker 3: you're saying, yeah.
Speaker 2: Also going back to Cody Johnston, uh, because you said
Speaker 2: he's is comedy of the way to get I think so.
Speaker 2: And I actually I think Cody in Somewhere News, even
Speaker 2: though their little puppet Warmbo or whatever is kind of
Speaker 2: cute and charming, if they want to reach outside people,
Speaker 2: I think they should ditch that ship because it's such
Speaker 2: an inside joke that people that are just mainstay the
Speaker 2: audience will be in on the joke. It's like Warmbow whatever,
Speaker 2: this guy that, like some dumb ass.
Speaker 3: Puppet has a high voice.
Speaker 2: But like if somebody like, oh, amazing information, great information
Speaker 2: about Trump or Elon or oh and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and you want to show this to them, they're not
Speaker 2: gonna watch it. They're gonna see if that puppet comes out.
Speaker 2: They're never gonna watch that shit ever again. Because that's
Speaker 2: how I would be if I the first time, if
Speaker 2: I saw this and I saw the puppet first, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, And so
Speaker 2: it's one of those things where the show would be
Speaker 2: much more effective if comedy is great. It's why you know, uh,
Speaker 2: comedians are so fucking popular.
Speaker 3: I think comedy is stupid and gay, and I think
Speaker 3: they hate it. There's also that too. Yeah, I respect
Speaker 3: that your opinion, sir. I think that comedy is very
Speaker 3: important device to get people in their door of things.
Speaker 3: But I think people have to care about things to
Speaker 3: care about it. I think I think at the fundamental level,
Speaker 3: we can teach people politics at the younger age to
Speaker 3: help them understand the ideas of those things, and then
Speaker 3: when you get older, you figured on your own. The
Speaker 3: problem is, I think everything falls on how bad education is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think a problem. I think it's it's it's where
Speaker 3: you start to fix things. And if we don't start there,
Speaker 3: we're just gonna end up in a situation that's gonna
Speaker 3: be fucked whatever. That mentality, that's what happened. That's what
Speaker 3: we lost.
Speaker 4: They were not you know, yeah, I know it's too
Speaker 4: light now, but yeah, nobody's coming here. No, nobody's coming
Speaker 4: here for intelligence, You're right, I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3: Let's let's keep it that way.
Speaker 4: I saw like somebody, uh was a douchebag, did like
Speaker 4: a clip of like the Tim Pool episode or something
Speaker 4: where we're talking about like going on Tim casts and
Speaker 4: sabotage again, and it just got sworn by like dick Riders.
Speaker 3: Oh really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the comments are really funny. When was this
Speaker 4: I don't know I saw it like maybe like last week.
Speaker 4: Oh man, yeah, hey when I miss uh stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's funny. It's really funny. And they see that, they
Speaker 4: see the clip and it's like, wow, three hundred views.
Speaker 4: They're doing great and it's so funny as.
Speaker 3: The you know, the unofficial clip channel that we don't
Speaker 3: own it all. It's so funny. It's fun I love
Speaker 3: I love that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's many I like when they also say like
Speaker 2: the so stupid, like views are they don't understand anything.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh this dude, like say if they were
Speaker 2: to look at our YouTube channels or something like oh
Speaker 2: they really fell off. And I'm like, you you know, okay,
Speaker 2: like it's you can think of whatever you want it
Speaker 2: like I'm this. They don't know about this, and then
Speaker 2: they don't know about like any metrics or downloads or nothing.
Speaker 3: But it's it's YouTube. It's just YouTube and nothing because
Speaker 3: it's weird. They don't know about secret either. They don't know.
Speaker 3: But people are always like he doesn't what is he?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What was he doing? This?
Speaker 4: Doing it for seven years yeah at this point, which
Speaker 4: is disgusting that well, but yeah, anyway, let's uh, it's
Speaker 4: on at this one. This is an interesting one, more
Speaker 4: like dumb stupid, fucking idiot James.
Speaker 3: Moment of silence. You're good. That was close one. I
Speaker 3: didn't think there was gonna be a funny thing while
Speaker 3: you're just reading the name. It doesn't even hurt, it's mean,
Speaker 3: it's just it's childlike me. Dumb stupid idiot?
Speaker 4: Is that it was that a dumb stupid, fucking idiot,
Speaker 4: fucking I forgot that part that really he sells it
Speaker 4: the F word in the middle of it. He says
Speaker 4: question for Chris, but I feel like this can be
Speaker 4: extended to everybody. You tend to harp on modern Triple
Speaker 4: A games being way longer than they need to be,
Speaker 4: and I've always wondered why you don't have that same
Speaker 4: issue with Red Redemption two when the core gameplay parentheses
Speaker 4: in story missions doesn't change or evolve meaningfully past the
Speaker 4: five hour mark. Still love the story and characters with
Speaker 4: that JK video is the most I felt heard in Ages.
Speaker 4: Wanted to hear your take. Keep up the good work.
Speaker 4: I think you should also so as a So, first
Speaker 4: of all, I want to say I do have that
Speaker 4: criticism of Red Redemption too, almost specifically, like that's a
Speaker 4: game that like is way long than it needs to be,
Speaker 4: specifically like the last that epilogue I really didn't need
Speaker 4: at all, Like I like it. Whenever I think of
Speaker 4: like my favorite moments from that game, it's never the epilogue.
Speaker 4: Absolutely yeah, Like it's it's just like I'm not thinking
Speaker 4: about I forget about it entirely.
Speaker 2: Sure, I guess that's kind of the point of an
Speaker 2: epilogue though, like, yeah, it's the mean potatoes is gone, right,
Speaker 2: but then it's just like.
Speaker 3: What am I doing here? Yeah? But also you also
Speaker 3: don't love Red Dead one in first places either, that's
Speaker 3: a thing, not the huge connect to Red.
Speaker 4: I think I think Red Dead one is good. I
Speaker 4: just don't think, yeah, it's it's nowhere near as good
Speaker 4: as Redad two. Like by any shadow, I.
Speaker 3: Think Red Did two is definitely better.
Speaker 4: It's obviously better.
Speaker 3: It would it would be. So I think that one
Speaker 3: is a great game, but I think it would be
Speaker 3: kind of a Rockstar miss if it wasn't better.
Speaker 4: It's kind of the reversive grand the thought in some
Speaker 4: way where like I think four is way better than five,
Speaker 4: like by a mile, and Red Redempson one is not
Speaker 4: way better than Red Redofs two by a mile at all.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's the exact reverse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it's like it depends on like what
Speaker 2: you're playing for sure, if if you like, if you
Speaker 2: want a story, because I couldn't care less about the
Speaker 2: story in GTA five at all, even a little bit.
Speaker 2: The characters mean neither. The characters are like like the
Speaker 2: characters and stuff. The main characters are fine.
Speaker 3: I like that, the world is cool, but as far
Speaker 3: as like, oh let me play the story. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: you play that. You jump in that game and you
Speaker 3: just hit people. I beat it once. Maybe I started
Speaker 3: going through it again a little bit when it when
Speaker 3: I got it for free on Epic Oh yeah that
Speaker 3: Big Game store or whatever. I didn't. I don't think
Speaker 3: I finished it.
Speaker 2: I think I just put trainers on and I start
Speaker 2: fucking around again, like I put on the super Speed
Speaker 2: where I'm just running faster than all cars. It's just
Speaker 2: because sat I started fucking running up mountains and.
Speaker 3: Shit, like, yeah, it was great, but no, I do
Speaker 3: have that criticism.
Speaker 4: We're in it too, like but like the thing is
Speaker 4: like the rest of it is so good, and it
Speaker 4: is also a different type of game, Like when I
Speaker 4: look at Red Dead, I see something that like it's
Speaker 4: not the norm. And also if you're a fan of Jki,
Speaker 4: you should she should check out his other end that
Speaker 4: at video where he literally like completely he doesn't want
Speaker 4: eighty necessarily because I think he has the same criticisms
Speaker 4: as do I, but he understands it's like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is way better than I gave it credit for.
Speaker 3: And yeah, like I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have criticisms of games that are like one hundred
Speaker 4: hours plus to beat, primarily like if you if you
Speaker 4: saw me.
Speaker 3: Game's main story should bee hundred hours, yeah, like not
Speaker 3: like excluding like if you're going through a story of
Speaker 3: story two hundred hours of the same.
Speaker 4: I don't mind a game that I can spend more
Speaker 4: than one hundred hours in or playing or replaying whatever,
Speaker 4: Like that's fine, but like's if it's gonna take me
Speaker 4: ninety plus hours one hundred hours to finish your story,
Speaker 4: you did not earn that, Like there's no shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially man that was a played the Vailguard. And
Speaker 2: if you want to just have like the good ending, right,
Speaker 2: it was close to ninety hours for me. That's if
Speaker 2: you want to have the good endings, that meaning you
Speaker 2: can play it and have a terrible fucking it. It's
Speaker 2: like Mass Effect too, Oh, no, play it, do the
Speaker 2: main missions. Don't do the fucking loyalty missions which are
Speaker 2: not required, but then you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Have a fucking terrible suicide mission.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but dude, like two is a great example because
Speaker 4: Mass Pick too, Like, I did as much as I
Speaker 4: could in that game, maybe like thirty hours, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's way shorter, so it's basically a bad once,
Speaker 3: not like a one to one. It was just what
Speaker 3: meaning I know what you mean. Yeah, I had to
Speaker 3: do these.
Speaker 2: Things in that long ass game Vailguard, where if it again,
Speaker 2: if it was thirty hours and I can get all
Speaker 2: the loyalty missions and everything drawn out, it wouldn't have
Speaker 2: felt nearly as bad.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: It was the fact that I spent so much time
Speaker 2: and I was like Jesus Christ like and it was
Speaker 2: one of those things where I'm like, maybe I would
Speaker 2: have given it another shot with another class if it
Speaker 2: was shorter, But you can't beat it that small without
Speaker 2: like I'm like, you're gonna have a terrible ending, Like
Speaker 2: unless you that's your point of having a bad ending
Speaker 2: where everyone dies because you didn't do any loyalty missions.
Speaker 3: I think a game things would be engaging as long
Speaker 3: as they're engaging, but I think you got a certain point.
Speaker 3: Games they're like, all right, it's too long. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is genuinely too long.
Speaker 2: Just too many fucking games, man, Like, how the fuck
Speaker 2: I can't I even if I have all the money
Speaker 2: in the world and it was an issue, it's just
Speaker 2: I can't play everything. Yeah, there's just people are making
Speaker 2: these games, is that they're too fucking long. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't need this because now what am I gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'd rather just not buy some games because I know
Speaker 2: it's just gonna this is all I can play, but
Speaker 2: there's a bunch of other little things that I'd rather play.
Speaker 4: I hate I hate the whole dollar per hour of
Speaker 4: entertainment thing that's going on.
Speaker 3: Did you see that where it's just.
Speaker 4: Like, if I'm not gonna i'm gonna pay seventy dollars
Speaker 4: for a twenty five hour game, I need a dollar
Speaker 4: per hour.
Speaker 3: So I never heard that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just like Brother like it, only it
Speaker 4: only works up until the price. You know what I mean,
Speaker 4: knowing who played Baldies game for two hundred hours and
Speaker 4: it'd be like, I guess I have.
Speaker 3: To pay two dollars like Brother.
Speaker 2: No, it's bullshit because first of all, it's just inflation,
Speaker 2: right because back in the day, like say at Super
Speaker 2: Nintendo PlayStation, the games were like forty dollars.
Speaker 4: Well, PlayStation was because it were CDs, and CDs were
Speaker 4: like way cheap, like the cartridges for like Nintendo made
Speaker 4: a mix, like I remember Mario one of the Mario games,
Speaker 4: like ninety bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like nineties. I looked at that, but
Speaker 3: like I just that doesn't like that doesn't because like
Speaker 3: that doesn't make any sense to me because when I
Speaker 3: would because we'd buy like use games well and they
Speaker 3: weren't like fifty dollars, you know, used like you weren't
Speaker 3: gonna pay anywhere near ninety. No, they're not like video
Speaker 3: games that used They didn't slash them down that much.
Speaker 3: You could you could see there's like it's subjectively true.
Speaker 2: I've seen that ship, but I think it's just like
Speaker 2: the plasma TV's that only rich people bought them at first,
Speaker 2: and then they significantly went down because with the fucks
Speaker 2: buying them at that price, who has that money?
Speaker 3: Well, they were luxury.
Speaker 4: That's well, it's it's the same thing about like do
Speaker 4: you remember how old computers that this is all the
Speaker 4: same grand like the.
Speaker 3: Original size of class talking about No, No, I.
Speaker 4: Mean I mean literally like the first like home computer
Speaker 4: call backs, the Apples that colored backs, that was way later.
Speaker 3: Dude, Really I didn't. I don't. Are you talking about
Speaker 3: the are you talking about like the sea through plastic? Yeah,
Speaker 3: the ones in school literally the first design of it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: where there were first ones are beige. Those are the
Speaker 3: first ones I saw. First ones are beige and ugly. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Apple, like the original Apple computers are like ten grand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I meant with the plasma when
Speaker 2: the when remember when plasma first came out the TV, right,
Speaker 2: they were eight ten dousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Remember the computers were just like one thing. Well, no,
Speaker 3: because of the Apple TVs. Those Apple those Apple somebody
Speaker 3: killed somebody killed this guy. No, they still are like
Speaker 3: kill him that I forgot. They're still like that. I
Speaker 3: haven't seen a Mac computer in a long.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, I mean you can get there separate, but yeah,
Speaker 4: but yeah, I know the the thing. And I was
Speaker 4: reading up on this because I thought it was kind
Speaker 4: of interesting, like why is that differentiating the prices or whatever,
Speaker 4: And it's because, like it generally used to be, like
Speaker 4: luxuries used to be more expensive, but like a lot
Speaker 4: of like the things that you needed to get, like
Speaker 4: your apartment was way cheaper than relatively relative than it
Speaker 4: would be today, but like the luxuries were were like
Speaker 4: more expensive. So like a computer was like fucking obscenely expensive,
Speaker 4: but you could you could live in an apartment on
Speaker 4: like a single income just fine, Whereas now it's kind
Speaker 4: of the opposite. It's like now it's like now your
Speaker 4: rent is fucking stupid, stupid expensive, but the best TV
Speaker 4: you're probably ever going to need is like eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Like it's it's it's kind of it's a it's a
Speaker 4: complete shift. And video games are probably like like that,
Speaker 4: where they used to be like this is a luxury product.
Speaker 4: They were probably experimenting a lot more too that they
Speaker 4: were definitely forty dollars, it was definitely.
Speaker 3: Arcades were still booming. Arcades were booming. The idea that
Speaker 3: if you really want to play these games, get in
Speaker 3: the arcade and then now the fan home have it
Speaker 3: at home. No exactly, But the thing that's funny is
Speaker 3: that usually the quality was shittier too, So you would
Speaker 3: fucking have these home consoles with the worst version of
Speaker 3: the game than if you play in the Arta, missing characters.
Speaker 3: At least the games were usually beatable, though, because like,
Speaker 3: if you play at arcade, you're like, you're gonna bring
Speaker 3: twenty dollars to beat a fucking game. Yes, I was
Speaker 3: saying it. That was like my friends like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I could beat I could beat Mark Mega Man two
Speaker 3: right now. I was like, let's put a MAGNETU and
Speaker 3: play the game right now. I bet money. You can't
Speaker 3: get through two stages consecutively. I don't know why. And
Speaker 3: I was entire. I was like, I know, I was like,
Speaker 3: made this, Jake. I was like, there's no way man
Speaker 3: made when you were younger, when your hands only had
Speaker 3: to worry about that, and they were there's nothing to
Speaker 3: worry about your brain. Maybe Jake born way late to
Speaker 3: begin You can still play it. One doesn't mean the
Speaker 3: other exactly, Yes it does. But but he played I
Speaker 3: was like I play right now. He played it. He
Speaker 3: died on the first level, and I was like, what
Speaker 3: do you what do you mean? Yeah, it's you're not
Speaker 3: you're You're not like that, and it's different.
Speaker 2: We Yeah, locked in as a kid is very different
Speaker 2: from being locked in as an adult because it's free.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, I'm you have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3: I could play literally all day and you have absolutely
Speaker 3: nothing worry about. Where it's Oh it's standard time. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: that's like the worst thing you have to worry about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I gotta eat. I have to have to sustain myself. Yeah, nutrition, bro. Like,
Speaker 3: I remember beating the fuck out of like Nintendo Games Commando.
Speaker 3: I remember being pretty good how I did that, And yeah,
Speaker 3: now I've tried. I've tried to even just playing fucking dude.
Speaker 3: I was playing Super Mario three and wait a minute,
Speaker 3: I remember beating the funk out of this game. Dude.
Speaker 4: Contra was mine so good a Contra. I I would
Speaker 4: beat that regularly.
Speaker 3: I cannot I meant to say, Contra. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what I meant to say. Contra whips my ass.
Speaker 4: Now, like I can't, I can't, I can't get I
Speaker 4: can't get past the first fucking stage of that game.
Speaker 3: I am. I just get ravaged in such a deep way.
Speaker 3: That's just it's like Legendary Halo. I know, damn might
Speaker 3: be legendary Halo too. I know then why I did it.
Speaker 3: I could not do that. I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 3: I did it. I definitely did. Know, my cousin, there's
Speaker 3: no shot you beat legend in my life, all my life.
Speaker 3: I did it. You're gonna die. I didn't. I got
Speaker 3: to the end and I was like, oh, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: I can't even because you've you've said that you weren't
Speaker 3: good at shooters until or way late. Yeah, because I
Speaker 3: played with someone else. I wasn't good. I wasn't helping.
Speaker 4: I was there with you know, Halo, Halo two up
Speaker 4: on Legendary with somebody else who is bad at the
Speaker 4: game is an absolute detriment.
Speaker 3: There's no way through it. I kid you not. I
Speaker 3: finished that. It was hard, man, It is not even exaggeration.
Speaker 3: I know I finished a game and I know it bad.
Speaker 3: You maybe did it on Heroic. I was just dog shit.
Speaker 3: I only got good at shooting games like maybe in
Speaker 3: my early twenties. I learned how to really play shooting games,
Speaker 3: and I didn't like it. They weren't fun to me.
Speaker 4: That thing, that bounty that Charlie put out for like
Speaker 4: all that fucking yeah critical When he put out this thing,
Speaker 4: it was like, you can't die.
Speaker 3: You you try and beat Haylok you on.
Speaker 4: Legendary all the spells, all skulls on and I'll give
Speaker 4: you like twenty thousand dollars or something or something, and
Speaker 4: it was like a massive speed run.
Speaker 3: Huh. They would do it. Of course, people do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they did it, and he paid out of course,
Speaker 4: and some dude streamed it and it was like amazing, yep.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's and it took.
Speaker 4: Weeks, like I think over a month actually, it's say
Speaker 4: that's that game is fucking impossible.
Speaker 3: That haven't done it.
Speaker 2: That's uh yeah, yeah, I wonder if my friend, because uh,
Speaker 2: I had some friends, these twins that uh they only
Speaker 2: played games on. To me, it wasn't fun so playing
Speaker 2: games with them because they always wanted to play on
Speaker 2: the hardest settings immediately, yeah, and then and then unlock
Speaker 2: the harder setting or whatever it is.
Speaker 3: And that was how they played. So that's how Xbox sixty.
Speaker 3: Now that's not That's how PS two and Xbox games were,
Speaker 3: where it's like, yeah, get raped by this game setting,
Speaker 3: and then you'll you'll unlock a harder sitting to get
Speaker 3: raped by that, and it's like I wasn't. I was.
Speaker 3: I would work my way up until until it wasn't
Speaker 3: fun anymore, to where at a certain point it's just
Speaker 3: too hard, and I'm like, well, this isn't fun. Now.
Speaker 3: I play everything on hard mode now, particular.
Speaker 2: I I do because especially achievements wise, you usually get
Speaker 2: achievement for playing on every mode. So I try to
Speaker 2: do everything I was just start. I want to feel
Speaker 2: what casual mode not casual because casual is easy the
Speaker 2: standard mode, which is and then the standard is is
Speaker 2: like normal, right, but hard is like what it's uplosed
Speaker 2: should be standard.
Speaker 3: I played, you know, yeah, it should be standard, but
Speaker 3: on the game I think. I played God of War
Speaker 3: the God of War four on the hardest difficulty, and
Speaker 3: it took me a day to get past just the
Speaker 3: beginning of the game, oh, the first twenty eighteen Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: the beginning of that game on New Game Plus on
Speaker 3: the hardest mode is so obnoxious. It's so I just don't.
Speaker 2: What I don't like about it is that it's all
Speaker 2: about fucking building up the stunt meter, and that's not
Speaker 2: fun to me. So basically what it means is you
Speaker 2: really want to just punch the ship out of them
Speaker 2: because you're punching, You're punching builds up the stun meter
Speaker 2: more than like your axe or whatever. And so I'm like,
Speaker 2: this isn't fun anymore. Now, I'm just like punching these
Speaker 2: guys and then ripping them apart instead.
Speaker 3: Of like playing people against the wall constantly.
Speaker 2: Using environments stuff just to kick over and over again.
Speaker 2: Like at a certain point when you have to do
Speaker 2: stuff like that stretch like that, it's like it's not
Speaker 2: it's it's not more or less game than you actually
Speaker 2: playing exactly.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 2: So I like the old God of War games to
Speaker 2: where since they're fixed camera just holding block, you would
Speaker 2: block in whatever direction.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 2: So playing in Very Hard was actually fun because it
Speaker 2: was just more about just timing and you can still
Speaker 2: use every weapon right because it just made it fun.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I can still Actually, I just have
Speaker 2: to be really good at timing because if you can
Speaker 2: hit three times, are dead. You know, and so that's
Speaker 2: fun not fucking oh just punch No, I don't care,
Speaker 2: he's my axe anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are certain difficulties that become like antithetical to
Speaker 4: like the fun of what. Like, there's so many games
Speaker 4: that like they on the hardest difficulty. You're especially shooters,
Speaker 4: where you're just kind of like dying. You're just sitting
Speaker 4: behind cover and you you know what I mean, It's
Speaker 4: just like, this is not fun, dude.
Speaker 3: It was a veteran, veteran call of dude. Yeah, veterans
Speaker 3: pop your head out and get sniped immediately, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Like, how do you not die? Like
Speaker 3: dying this? I don't know how to aim fast enough
Speaker 3: to kill the sniper that kicks the snipes me immediately.
Speaker 3: Like right now I'm playing on mouse and keyboard with
Speaker 3: like move rivals. I'm playing dustin mouse keyboard. A little bit.
Speaker 3: I don't like I just don't like moving around. I
Speaker 3: don't like moving around. I mean, kay, but shooting shooting
Speaker 3: is amazing. It's just so easy. I have ripped people's
Speaker 3: heads open on freaking on trials on freaking PC. Are
Speaker 3: you playing Destiny now? A little bit? A little bit
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get into I know, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: end up going into trials and then like probably damaging
Speaker 3: my computer. I can't do that. I can't get that, Maddy,
Speaker 3: that we were playing.
Speaker 4: We were playing Marvel Rivals yesterday, I think right last
Speaker 4: night last night, and uh, I think so because I
Speaker 4: only played like two rounds.
Speaker 3: But we had oh the Jeff all. Yeah, so there
Speaker 3: was a Jeff.
Speaker 4: This is a character named Jeff the Shark in this game,
Speaker 4: and he's like a shark, a land shark healer type.
Speaker 3: He's like small or whatever. That really happened. I forgot that.
Speaker 4: I wish we were recording. I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 3: We should have. But we're sitting in the lobby or
Speaker 3: we're sitting in like.
Speaker 4: The you know the pregame, like before the door opens,
Speaker 4: and it's just like one v one Jeff, one one
Speaker 4: v one Jeff in the in the chat or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4: And so we all go to the point and then
Speaker 4: the two Jeffs go into the center and they just
Speaker 4: starting like.
Speaker 3: A dog and both teams are just watching. It was
Speaker 3: like a legit dog happening. They were like, yo, this
Speaker 3: is crazy. It was literally a dog.
Speaker 4: I was just like, this is kind of like it's
Speaker 4: been a long time since I've seen something like that.
Speaker 3: Those are the moments that make video games actually magical.
Speaker 4: Like this is the magical stuff, Like that's the kind
Speaker 4: of yeah, like I remember, like that reminded me of
Speaker 4: old like Halo two, Halo three, like Xbox Live stuff
Speaker 4: where it just like people would just only like only hit,
Speaker 4: only punch right right, and then people would do it
Speaker 4: for some reason, everybody would agree.
Speaker 3: It's like, I haven't seen this in a long time.
Speaker 3: That's really cool. Recorded only a fight. I wanted to
Speaker 3: be like, no one else got involved playing for the
Speaker 3: point is Jeff versus Jeff. But everybody started shooting. I
Speaker 3: was like, no, no, don't kill me, no way, don't
Speaker 3: be autistic that I got killed. I was like, god, damn.
Speaker 3: It was just really it's a free, fun game, man,
Speaker 3: I really should play it. Yeah, it's I'm gonna downloaded soon.
Speaker 3: It's free. I hit the download button. I just got
Speaker 3: to do it. It's it's in my library. I just
Speaker 3: haven't downloaded. I just won't won't play it. I just
Speaker 3: I haven't been playing anything recently. I played a little
Speaker 3: bit of Eldest Souls and uh, Eldest Souls? What is
Speaker 3: that Eldest Souls. It's it's just another it's like a
Speaker 3: roguelike Dark Souls thing. Oh yeah, I have hades too.
Speaker 3: The up they came out that gave them the finally
Speaker 3: added a reason to the game. My second favorite god.
Speaker 3: And it constantly crashes on me. I can't play the game.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it sounds like you're in early access. Yep,
Speaker 3: I can't play the game. While I'm like, oh wait,
Speaker 3: I don't really do early access anymore. I'm using. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm usually disappointed. That's what happens. It's really good. It
Speaker 3: is the only this is the only time I've really
Speaker 3: encountered anything. Fucking the game entirely.
Speaker 4: I'm curious about No Man's Sky the game, yeah, because
Speaker 4: I remember that was a disaster.
Speaker 3: I never played it. I know I should have played
Speaker 3: it after they recovered, just to like support that type
Speaker 3: of mentality.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm curious about because I'm just like I keep
Speaker 4: hearing like, oh, there's another free update, Like I see
Speaker 4: memes about that all the time, and they're like, hello, games,
Speaker 4: you don't have to give us anything for free. It's like,
Speaker 4: here's more free shit, and it's just like, I guess
Speaker 4: it's good now I don't.
Speaker 3: I've heard it's like it looks really cool. I just
Speaker 3: never I don't know what I would do in that
Speaker 3: game that I would care about so much of the thing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't really I don't care about going
Speaker 3: You're not that kind of a person. Yeah you would,
Speaker 3: like I like exploring worlds like that, but it's like
Speaker 3: if there's nothing like cool about the world, so I'm
Speaker 3: like just walking around collecting fucking fucking flanna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like because because I do that sometimes
Speaker 2: where sometimes I don't really feel like doing much, so
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of just fucking around climbing mountains and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I love the occasional snow troll that comes out
Speaker 3: I love You and they try to run away eventually
Speaker 3: and then they just die and gets the freeze frame
Speaker 3: with them, being like I love that, and I love
Speaker 3: that when they die in those games or the Giant
Speaker 3: a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of a momentum too, so like they're like still
Speaker 2: going forward, still like falling over, but there's still moving.
Speaker 3: Killing you was the best thing in that game. Dude,
Speaker 3: they hit you, you ship, you go straight up. I
Speaker 3: know we've heard that that wasn't supposed to be a thing,
Speaker 3: but do you believe that, do you? Yeah? Because it's
Speaker 3: I've seen that exactly. Glitch happen in so many games
Speaker 3: that they were like the games where it's too like
Speaker 3: it happens a lot in Halo.
Speaker 4: But like like if you like just wedge something into
Speaker 4: into two things that are moving too quickly, then we
Speaker 4: used to do that all the time. Like you there's
Speaker 4: a Halo two map with a fan, and we would
Speaker 4: always like drive the tank in with the waters on
Speaker 4: the one side, the beach Fritz.
Speaker 3: Zanzibar or Last Resort or whatever.
Speaker 4: But like you drive the thing in that you could
Speaker 4: you could drive a tank in the into the fan
Speaker 4: and because the fan is like part of the map,
Speaker 4: it's like it's not moving or it's not gonna it's
Speaker 4: not gonna break.
Speaker 3: The tank's gonna break before anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would like squeeze the tank and then this
Speaker 4: tank would just like through buildings and like through everything.
Speaker 3: It was the coolest shit ever.
Speaker 4: So like that seems to me, like that where it's
Speaker 4: like there's just so much force going up where there's
Speaker 4: there's not a lot of there's not a lot of
Speaker 4: force applied down in the rest of Skyrim ever, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like there's no enemy. All enemies
Speaker 4: are attacking you, like either directly where there's like stuff
Speaker 4: space behind you, or you know, maybe from the bottom up,
Speaker 4: like with the spiders or whatever.
Speaker 3: But like that's the only attack that comes down.
Speaker 4: And so because it's so much force going down and
Speaker 4: then the ground is solid, it's just just shoots you
Speaker 4: right up or shoots you down.
Speaker 3: I've seen some of them where they get shot the
Speaker 3: moment when you finally can take their hits and you
Speaker 3: go and you fight them and it hits you and
Speaker 3: it's like, should be dead, Like I'm hearing day dram right,
Speaker 3: kill them. I'm gonna put your soul in a gemin
Speaker 3: and use it. I do like the idea that they
Speaker 3: just never fixed it. Yeah that's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I actually do remember you talking about that
Speaker 2: type of that happening. It was in NBA two K
Speaker 2: two on Dreamcast or the Ball. If you got too
Speaker 2: close to somebody while you're dribbling, shoot up completely.
Speaker 3: There's other things You're like, oh shit, there's other things too.
Speaker 4: Like the one that I remember that's coming to mind
Speaker 4: right now is the Grand the thought of four where
Speaker 4: there was a swing set.
Speaker 3: I forgot about it.
Speaker 4: So there's a swing set in some playground I think
Speaker 4: in like I think in the Brooklyn area.
Speaker 3: Could be wrong. Like you can look up GT four
Speaker 3: swing set and you'll find the videos. Right. But like
Speaker 3: if you drive a car.
Speaker 4: Directly and you onto the center beam and just keep driving,
Speaker 4: because the swing set kind of.
Speaker 3: Moves sort of, but it's just it's still rooted to
Speaker 3: the ground.
Speaker 4: It like lets you get in and in and in,
Speaker 4: and then it just shoots you across across across the map.
Speaker 3: Physics is so cool. Yeah, I love video and physics
Speaker 3: are so fucking silly. Bet shit ever. Yeah, but anyway,
Speaker 3: I don't know what we're talking about. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get out of here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say this last one and then we'll get
Speaker 4: out of here.
Speaker 3: This is a quick one. Uh.
Speaker 4: Sweeney is Sweeney is an anti Semitic road and he says, hey, media,
Speaker 4: the fact black psychopath and Steve from American Dad, are
Speaker 4: you guys always?
Speaker 3: Are you guys? Always?
Speaker 4: Annoyed at the current TV landscape? I'm sick of the
Speaker 4: eight episode season format with seasons that take two to
Speaker 4: three years to come out.
Speaker 3: We annoyed.
Speaker 4: We need to return to twenty two episodes with filler
Speaker 4: and holiday episodes.
Speaker 3: I so deeply disagree. It's crazy. I miss saying having
Speaker 3: like ten episodes, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm fine if eight episodes to me is fine. It
Speaker 2: just depends on the length of Like, so ten episodes
Speaker 2: was cool U to me, ten episodes, it's just satisfactory
Speaker 2: because ten it's and culturally ten is satisfactory. So that's
Speaker 2: the only thing that really miss played. As far as
Speaker 2: if the episodes are close to an hour, I'm okay
Speaker 2: with eight episode seasons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind that. If this is US and
Speaker 3: that show was twenty seven episodes, so season, I think
Speaker 3: twenty seven episodes, six seasons? What the fuck is it?
Speaker 3: How many? Yeah? And they it's like, how long are
Speaker 3: the episodes? I'm guessing about an hour? But I could
Speaker 3: be that's definitely insane too much, definitely insane almost an hour,
Speaker 3: and that that's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: An hour is three Seinfeld episodes for context, right, So like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: Like, think about one of my favorite series is a
Speaker 3: Gundam Wing and it's just you know, they're five minutes minutes.
Speaker 3: That's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. That's
Speaker 3: like a fall in the house of Usher length.
Speaker 2: That's money of Hill our TV show, like because we
Speaker 2: know they're just with fifteen minutes of commercials, you know,
Speaker 2: and because usually on average like forty four minutes.
Speaker 3: Let me see how many episodes season. It's like twenty
Speaker 3: two for yeah, for yeah, and like the Gunham Wing
Speaker 3: is twenty seven episodes like the whole series, yeah, like
Speaker 3: and I love that.
Speaker 4: How long were the episodes of gonnae Fuck a half hour?
Speaker 2: You know they would air even like twenty thix Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean there's yeah, twenty minutes, but like
Speaker 2: the half hour slot and uh yeah, and it was
Speaker 2: it's just less than thirty episodes and it's a fucking
Speaker 2: great series.
Speaker 3: Not than one had eighteen episodes. Okay, I think it
Speaker 3: varies from there on, but I think I think the
Speaker 3: comedy benefits for more episodes.
Speaker 4: I think, like I think you could do like season,
Speaker 4: like one season of a comedy for like you know,
Speaker 4: fifteen sure episode. Like I think about like community all
Speaker 4: the time, where it's like Community. The first three seasons
Speaker 4: of Community, there's are like twenty episodes and.
Speaker 3: They're all really fucking good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good with like that's a comedy, and it's
Speaker 4: also like that's I think also a.
Speaker 3: Half eight episodes per season. I think those those c
Speaker 3: W shows the DC was getting involved, we're getting because
Speaker 3: those were like the hour slots and then they had
Speaker 3: like twenty four fucking episodes a season or something, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is too much sow. You end up
Speaker 3: with a fucking gorilla that wants to kill Barack Obama. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they just ran out of ship to talk, like, they
Speaker 3: just run out of stuff.
Speaker 2: And then and then at a certain point when they
Speaker 2: got me hooked, they're like, okay, let's see w the show.
Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna fuck each other now and stuff. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be all about romance and ship. I'm like, okay, Like
Speaker 2: they literally everybody in Arrow like had sex with each
Speaker 2: other or something.
Speaker 3: I think crazy. The thing is, I think I think
Speaker 3: comic book characters do really good work in shows. I
Speaker 3: think shows the reason why Daredevil is so fucking good.
Speaker 3: The show format is perfect for them. It is quite
Speaker 3: literally the best way to strike someone is written by
Speaker 3: like people who are fans and no comments and they want.
Speaker 2: Like they have Like the c W was just a shame,
Speaker 2: you know, like if it was on Netflix, like The
Speaker 2: Arrow on Netflix would have been probably.
Speaker 3: A good show. I like some Meat a lot. As
Speaker 3: one of the first four seasons. I'm sure it sucks,
Speaker 3: but it turns into like just a stupid it gets ridiculous,
Speaker 3: it stands on and then what it becomes is that
Speaker 3: this is just dumb. I'm sure just taste immediately, I mean,
Speaker 3: is just about some hot guys dealing with magic or
Speaker 3: something they killed supernatural things, Yeah, just like people to
Speaker 3: two tax fucking fraud from Hider to I R S
Speaker 3: Nigause and they called it supernatural. They which they hide
Speaker 3: their money supernaturally stupid exactly. Yeah, no, I uh, I
Speaker 3: don't know what we were talking. You know, they're all
Speaker 3: going to be new season of The Boys, that whole
Speaker 3: cast pretty much because uh because crikey, what are you saying?
Speaker 3: The Supernatural cast, like Mike, Micah Jensen and Jared They're
Speaker 3: all gonna be gonna be in the Boys. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3: You just know that, well because they're the same show
Speaker 3: runner for all serious. It's Bill Robert Singer. Oh I
Speaker 3: did not know that is her brothers with Brian Singer
Speaker 3: might be low key, it is out of the world.
Speaker 3: Is still working? Is he still working? He's probably He's
Speaker 3: probably doing so well, especially now that boy spin on
Speaker 3: his head, especially now I gotta go to work.
Speaker 4: I meant he's having a good time now, no boy,
Speaker 4: and then a good time now. Especially the Epstein documents
Speaker 4: are clearly being burned. Yeah, I saw that some chudds
Speaker 4: were even pretty upset. Finally Jesus Christ up. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: standards you people fucking have.
Speaker 3: It's like it took this long.
Speaker 4: Remember he was like, day one, We're gonna release those
Speaker 4: those Epstein documents, and then it's like where are they?
Speaker 3: He was like, just kidding, I'm just kidding. It turns
Speaker 3: out I'm on the phone, had them sitting on her desk,
Speaker 3: and there's still nothing.
Speaker 4: But that She tweeted released the Epstein documents, like you've
Speaker 4: got them, you dumb bitch, you.
Speaker 3: Slum It's fucking awesome. I just man, I have such
Speaker 3: respect for women and jo weird. Weird that uh, the
Speaker 3: guy that's best friends with Jeffrey Epstein's hasn't released the files.
Speaker 3: Oh weird, weird, weird. I don't understand. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: What was the guy who said to be funny? If
Speaker 3: they said weird like a regular saying of weird, who
Speaker 3: was it? I don't know what the fun you're talking? Yes,
Speaker 3: you were talking about like a guy seeing something crazy,
Speaker 3: like whoa, that's weird, and I'm running away. We were
Speaker 3: playing rifles. Oh was it again? It was? It wasn't
Speaker 3: Larry David, who was it? It was Stephen. It was
Speaker 3: Stephen real penny Wise. It's saying, whoa, that's weird. I'm
Speaker 3: thinking curiousness he sees so it's so deeply incurious, Like anyway,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let's move on to let's just get the helm, Let's
Speaker 4: get the high. Not even a real just like anything supernatural.
Speaker 3: Whoa crazy? Let's get the hell out of here. And
Speaker 3: by the way, I don't know, I like, I don't mind.
Speaker 4: I do think two to three years between seasons is crazy,
Speaker 4: But uh, I would rather I don't know. I'd rather
Speaker 4: not have like forty episodes of nonsense like give me
Speaker 4: trim the fat. Yeah, you know, make a good show.
Speaker 4: Severance is great. It's like maybe nine episodes a season Invisible.
Speaker 3: I'm happy.
Speaker 2: I'm like it came back, but I missed when they
Speaker 2: said that it was gonna be back in February, Like
Speaker 2: I missed that announcement, so I wonder when it's coming out.
Speaker 2: And then I see on Amazon this ship's like dropping
Speaker 2: this wheel, like holy fuck, because they just dropped last
Speaker 2: fucking year. So like there, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3: Caught up.
Speaker 4: They're caught up. They cut back on animation that it
Speaker 4: saves them a lot of times they did.
Speaker 3: There are some frames that saw the last episode that
Speaker 3: I was like, it's funny, but like it's you know,
Speaker 3: looking over at somebody and it's just a fucking I'll
Speaker 3: take that.
Speaker 2: I will take that over fucking two to three years
Speaker 2: of fucking like polishing well.
Speaker 4: It's also just not that show, like I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: watch Invincible for animation, Like I don't, I don't even care.
Speaker 3: Really, it's almost like a radio show in some ways.
Speaker 3: I could listen to that. I could. You could just
Speaker 3: listen to that show and it'd be good. I hope
Speaker 3: they show the parts that are like, really, there's some
Speaker 3: really cool moments that I want to see, but also like,
Speaker 3: did you get raped yet? I don't know if they
Speaker 3: do several several times because that wasn't their comic. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm molested by his dad. I don't know about that. Really,
Speaker 3: it's really poorly handled that comic too, Like it happens
Speaker 3: and it's like it's a shocking thing that's really ground
Speaker 3: and it happens. Then they able to believe it like that,
Speaker 3: and it's like that's kind of what it's like to
Speaker 3: be honest. No, they tackle everything and they're like, nah,
Speaker 3: that's ship. He was raped. Wasn't that epic? Wasn't Robert Kirkman?
Speaker 3: And I'm a jackass. I don't know what.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I haven't looked super into that storyline. I don't really
Speaker 3: understand the problem with that storyline. What what happens? I
Speaker 3: got no resolution to it. It just happens, Okay, spoiler spoiler,
Speaker 3: Guys of people that care about Invincible, he raped, she
Speaker 3: rapes him, then she gets pregnant and has a kid,
Speaker 3: and then it's just like with no resolution. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know what the problem is. What do you mean, like,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't I don't get it, and She's
Speaker 3: still present in the world as well too. She like
Speaker 3: exists in the world. She's like friends with him, and
Speaker 3: he's like, oh man, I feel really bad for what
Speaker 3: I did. It's like, are we talking about sick? That's all?
Speaker 3: She like has a kid and the kid is like, yeah,
Speaker 3: my mom raped my dad and my dad wants literally
Speaker 3: nothing to do with me. Then Soil the final panel
Speaker 3: of the series and it's like, oh, okay, he just
Speaker 3: knew the kid existed too. He was like, I'm just
Speaker 3: not gonna be there. We're talking about Barbara Gordon and
Speaker 3: Bruce Wayne. You're talking about No, that happens too. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: He he fucked that's Dick Grayson's girl, and he focks her.
Speaker 3: I mean, you gotta though you're gonna you're gonna leave
Speaker 3: a baddy like that alone. I'm pretty she's way too young,
Speaker 3: she's way and she's not gonna be dating Dick Grayson.
Speaker 3: Batman fucking her is niggers. That was so that was
Speaker 3: the most clear you've ever spoken. That was so like,
Speaker 3: you're so disappointed. I took you on a journey. If
Speaker 3: you want a journey just to grab your dick. You
Speaker 3: were like, yo, can you handle all day picking up
Speaker 3: side drop something rapes you. I'm so sad we can't
Speaker 3: put something like that shirt that would be so funny
Speaker 3: on it. It would be funny, but like anyone that
Speaker 3: would want to buy that probably should not have exactly
Speaker 3: what about with asterisks? Nah, that's it loses something. I
Speaker 3: think that makes it worse, Derek, I think it's a
Speaker 3: b a asterisks. Clear. Yeah, that was that was so clear.
Speaker 2: It's not like it was so planned, but it was
Speaker 2: like completely off the cuff obviously, you know what, don't
Speaker 2: blete that.
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely not, like, I can't, I can't. I was
Speaker 3: just like that, that's a new start taking moment. That's good.
Speaker 3: I can't make a clip out of it, maybe, but
Speaker 3: like I mean, I'm sure we can believe. We can
Speaker 3: put it on we can put it on what you,
Speaker 3: we can put it on Twitter. I want to make it.
Speaker 3: I have two clips that that I got to sit
Speaker 3: and it on my phone.
Speaker 4: But I have one of your mic falling down and
Speaker 4: you're just not noticing.
Speaker 3: That was great. Yeah, anyway, let's get the funk out
Speaker 3: of here. Man that warned me up, I'm back, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: That's got so winded. That really got me, says Michael Richard.
Speaker 3: I'm back, all right, you get the up ending the show.
Speaker 4: We're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons and go
Speaker 4: over there, patreonic comp slash the snark tank. You can
Speaker 4: make me read whatever the your name is, make me
Speaker 4: say all this crap. So going over there.
Speaker 3: Don't let it happen. Don't let anything bad happen. Never,
Speaker 3: don't do it.
Speaker 5: Nothing ever, nothing ever bad, nothing, nothing bad happens ever.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 4: You have to sway when you when you he's on
Speaker 4: a ketamine. Sway sounds like a dance move. It's like,
Speaker 4: everybody do the key.
Speaker 3: That's insane. Sway to the left, cry, cry to the right,
Speaker 3: throw up, throw up, everybody stim real bad spinning itself
Speaker 3: and it's making a cyclone that win look fast, I'm
Speaker 3: fidging my spinner. Hey, we're going to read our Mpsnaw,
Speaker 3: Can I get it? Can I get a cat down? Three?
Speaker 3: Two one? Oh my goodness. Now I'm not.
Speaker 4: Gonna do the hold dow JR h JR Steak Eater Megatron.
Speaker 3: Oh I am. I am going to kill the with
Speaker 3: the mourtar.
Speaker 4: Doc Brown in nineteen fifty five is supposed to be
Speaker 4: thirty five years old. The story starts in nineteen eighty five,
Speaker 4: nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 3: You know Silver uh in in in in a Karate Kid,
Speaker 3: you know, you know the old the tall, old guy
Speaker 3: with the ponytail. I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh well, he's not old when he's he's not in
Speaker 2: the in three's not old. But like say the series, now,
Speaker 2: this guy Silver, he's back. He's a few months younger
Speaker 2: than Ralph Macchio.
Speaker 3: No fucking idea. I just I saw a meme of
Speaker 3: this and I'm sorry. The guy that plays Johnny Silver
Speaker 3: in coldbra Kat is younger than Bachio by a few months.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: So in in in the Universe, Johnny Silver is supposed
Speaker 2: to be friends with fucking uh John Crest, who they
Speaker 2: they grew up in Vietnam.
Speaker 3: They went to Vietnam together, so.
Speaker 2: They were like supposed to be like older and actually
Speaker 2: in reality and the thing that's crazier though, but seeing
Speaker 2: it in the original movie, Ralth Macchio.
Speaker 3: Looks like a fucking baby, like a baby compared to
Speaker 3: this dude. Yeah, but Ralph Mocho's older than fucking Johnny.
Speaker 3: It makes sense, because Johnny looks great for his aide.
Speaker 3: He looks fantastic, it's insane. He looks like amazing for him.
Speaker 3: So he's sixty two right now and he's gonna be
Speaker 3: and right now around sixty three. Machio sixty two. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so because he was. I remember seeing when that's what
Speaker 3: it starts, like almost a decade and a half ago.
Speaker 3: He was already not young men. Yeah, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: he's aaching.
Speaker 2: Pretty They've just done a pretty good job of like,
Speaker 2: like uh, making him look a little bit closer to
Speaker 2: the age that he's supposed to be like in the
Speaker 2: in the universe right now.
Speaker 3: But he's fucking sixty three, like the actor. And I'm like, what,
Speaker 3: and John Lawrence, who are the guy that whatever his
Speaker 3: real name is, he's fifty nine, he's younger, he's young.
Speaker 3: That's the real actor though, right, the real the real
Speaker 3: actor whatever is zach Zach zach Zabka, Yeah, yaka, he's
Speaker 3: he's fifty nine in real life. It's not a real
Speaker 3: fucking it's like a setup brand in future. It's hard
Speaker 3: to say because I want to say that's actually I say,
Speaker 3: like I'm from somewhere in Europe, that doesn't exist type
Speaker 3: of name. Yeah, I want to say Zakba, but it's zabka,
Speaker 3: and it makes it like I don't know why. It
Speaker 3: makes me mad. Zaka sounds stupid. I mean all of
Speaker 3: them are young too, except for I know, the girl
Speaker 3: that plays the daughter is not very young. She's like
Speaker 3: almost my age. The guy that Robbie King, yeah, he's
Speaker 3: also my They got a.
Speaker 2: Gage King, yeah, Rodney King, and uh the actor that
Speaker 2: plays uh Daniel Russo's daughters got engaged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I know so long as older than he was,
Speaker 3: they just got along. They all just got along. Man,
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Makes sense. He broke up with his other
Speaker 3: girlfriend for her, and I'm like, good shit, ganyod ship
Speaker 3: and I kind of that's what really happens. Yeah, actually, dude,
Speaker 3: movie movies, I'm being on set ruined lives. Dude. Of course,
Speaker 3: Well duh, you have to be when people all together
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden like oh yeah, fuck
Speaker 3: my sniff, can other be with you? Did you imagine breakups? Like,
Speaker 3: imagine a breakup for a person you gotta do fucking
Speaker 3: kissing scenes with. That's rough, like fucking Christians student cheating
Speaker 3: on fucking Robert Pattison and they have to do two
Speaker 3: movies together, so they're like madly in love, and it's like,
Speaker 3: this is fucking crazy. Probably it's rough, man.
Speaker 2: It's it's one thing that like I imagine, like if
Speaker 2: you became an actor, do you think LIT would be
Speaker 2: okay with you doing like scenes like that kissing.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be comfortable doing it myself yourself. I would
Speaker 3: just be gay in the movies. You have to be gay.
Speaker 3: I have to be like that would be the gay friend.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I'm in relationships off screen because you
Speaker 3: don't want to see my gay It's okay. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I'm not to me. I think I think
Speaker 3: I could separate it, but I don't know. I've never
Speaker 3: done it. What ifs a sex scene where definitely she's
Speaker 3: getting plowed and know what a scene want to be
Speaker 3: very weird. If they're actually having sex, that'd be you guys,
Speaker 3: you guys really fucked. Yeah it sounds like, oh, I
Speaker 3: didn't know. I thought I thought Vivid was a regular
Speaker 3: movie company, Like, what's happening to be getting fucked in
Speaker 3: your pussy? I thought I explicitly said I was okay
Speaker 3: with it. When I thought it wasn't be it way
Speaker 3: a minute, I don't feel I don't feel too because
Speaker 3: like being on set it's so not sexy, So like
Speaker 3: I don't that's kind of the thing.
Speaker 4: It's like the movie Magic really is making that seem
Speaker 4: not as awkward as it truly. But uh so, like
Speaker 4: I don't know, I've seen that, I've seen that in person,
Speaker 4: and it's.
Speaker 3: Just like this is not concerning to me.
Speaker 2: The thing that is concerning is just more of the
Speaker 2: downtime where they're spending a lot of time together, because
Speaker 2: I think that's where were the anections really happen.
Speaker 3: Not like we're on set kissing and shit. Sure, but
Speaker 3: like that, I mean, it just happens a lot though,
Speaker 3: a lot of like oh they get together, they believe
Speaker 3: their other significant others before, there's a tale as old
Speaker 3: as time because they're spending so much time on set,
Speaker 3: three months together, twelve hour days, they're spending more time
Speaker 3: together than they are with their significant others, and then
Speaker 3: they fucking break up and they get together and then
Speaker 3: it either works out or doesn't.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, it's problem with it, Yeah, I would,
Speaker 2: I don't think. I think like save Jojo got an acting.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't bother me because I I trust her. I
Speaker 2: don't really feel like she's some like, oh, there's a
Speaker 2: like she was working with Michael B. Jordan, Like I understand, yeah,
Speaker 2: like you know, he's better in every single way possible.
Speaker 2: But I also feel like that's you know, she would
Speaker 2: go get with them, Michael B. Jordan type of negative.
Speaker 2: That's what she wanted, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Sure she wants my bomb ass, and that's cool. Anyways,
Speaker 3: weird Ball are there? Do you are they? Do you joke?
Speaker 3: Do you joke for me? Soon? Do you joke? Do
Speaker 3: you joke for me? Do you joke for man? That's
Speaker 3: been been a Minute's been a while, Yeah, it's been
Speaker 3: a while. No, I never thought about it in a while.
Speaker 3: I have a thrown in big bucks.
Speaker 4: Uh play the Meccha Break play test starting February twenty third.
Speaker 3: The fuck is that? I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I remember this Mecha break break what break?
Speaker 4: Mecha break make a Mecca break. Yes, it's like some game,
Speaker 4: some mech game, I guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Check it out.
Speaker 4: Maybe I was flirting with some bitch and she asked
Speaker 4: me my hobbies. All I could think of were screaming
Speaker 4: and coming as your hobbies.
Speaker 3: That's what I do for fun. Let's go for fun.
Speaker 3: I scream and I come, not even goon, I holler
Speaker 3: and come hollering, jerk off. I just sit there. All
Speaker 3: bus sounds dope. It's almost like a like a like
Speaker 3: a holling oaks, you know, hollow oaks holler and bus
Speaker 3: holler and strokes if you're trying to like play on
Speaker 3: the yeah, holler and stupid as fuck, the gluck gluck
Speaker 3: gagga lab majin.
Speaker 4: Kanye has fixed his Patreon tear Oh hey, welcome Uh
Speaker 4: Quasi quasi scroto Uh the the environmental storytelling of a
Speaker 4: dead squirrel with a condom in it?
Speaker 3: Uh, Sweeney, you looked up the wrong yes King meme.
Speaker 4: It's called this is Why spoil Word Can't Sleep, Berserk, Berserker,
Speaker 4: Broley Gap Shounning, Sweeny Snart Tank Live in Japan featuring
Speaker 4: Johnny Johnny SIMALI ain't no rest for the spit kid.
Speaker 4: It's crazy red wrecked. It's such an old school insidct,
Speaker 4: like no one ever says spick.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, that's like they're so uninventive though back in
Speaker 3: the day, know Jap yeah, Hispanic spic like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: so so inventive. It's probably it probably wasn't.
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's truly a slur, if it was
Speaker 4: literally just shorthand but said violently, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I think that's what happened. Like Jew right, Yeah, like
Speaker 3: Jews a slur, but it isn't. But it isn't like Jews, say,
Speaker 3: call each other Jews all the time. But then also
Speaker 3: it's just how your your own niggas call each other
Speaker 3: niggas all the time.
Speaker 2: Your reflection, you're you're the way would things people, Black
Speaker 2: people collect the hard r.
Speaker 3: Yeah they know what's up? You do. I don't call
Speaker 3: the bien, Yeah I do. But yeah, exactly, I called
Speaker 3: Myron it. Oh yeah, well he deserves it doesn't even count.
Speaker 3: He's one of those freaking he's one of those uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: here we go. Look myself, dang, I caught myself red.
Speaker 4: Rectorum, redemption, put donuts on my cock, my goose shooters,
Speaker 4: the truth.
Speaker 3: You can't handle it.
Speaker 4: The Purple war Warriors of Persia, sands of time.
Speaker 3: He's one of the gross ones. Jesus I say that
Speaker 3: he's one of the ones with the gross blood. All right,
Speaker 3: well because of the combination, not individual, And I want
Speaker 3: to say it's so bad that I'm not going to
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 4: Call me a ship the way I want to be
Speaker 4: filled with seamen uh mind holding back that darkness, mind
Speaker 4: yeast domination, Vaughan of the Dead, special needs goblinoid Derek
Speaker 4: is innocent, hashag free. I'm round that Asian seeking sufficiently
Speaker 4: dandy handy. I can't believe they made hershe's woke by
Speaker 4: putting using pronouns and.
Speaker 3: What what what happened? I gotta hear that.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that. I rolled my eyes so hard.
Speaker 4: I can't believe they made her. She's woke by using
Speaker 4: pronouns in its name.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah she Jesus Christ. There was a Jeremy's Chocolate. Do
Speaker 3: you know that fucking asshole that's he's like Jeremy Boring.
Speaker 3: Do you know that fucking dumb ass Yeah, daily wire.
Speaker 3: So he's making his own products. There's razors and then
Speaker 3: there's which of course the UFC took it on the sponsorship,
Speaker 3: those fucking assholes, and then they Jeremy's chocolate. I'm sure
Speaker 3: it bombed, but I think there was a joke within that, like,
Speaker 3: oh are you tired of this pronoun chocolate? I swear
Speaker 3: to God there was like a thing, and I vowed
Speaker 3: to smote him, you know, I vowed.
Speaker 4: I hope that is nothing but diabetes on a stick
Speaker 4: whatever their chocolate.
Speaker 3: And then, uh, yeah, I hate these people so much.
Speaker 4: When ugly men ask me out, I swapped their DNA
Speaker 4: into unprocessed rape kits to frame them for sex crimes.
Speaker 3: That is maniacal but cool epic. Would you like to
Speaker 3: go on a date? That's crazy creating myself? You want
Speaker 3: to go? Star Tank RPG on Twitter wants photos of
Speaker 3: you all? Please? Oh right, well is there aren't there?
Speaker 3: I feel like there's so much dmles nigga, Like I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, yeah, I know, I don't know if you
Speaker 3: need something specific, but yeah there are. Well, to be fair,
Speaker 3: there's probably a lot of dumb pictures of us. I
Speaker 3: don't know if they just need something like I guess,
Speaker 3: like like a normal headshot or something. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what that account is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just fucking DM me. I I, well, still you sed
Speaker 3: to do it. I'm close to closing it that the
Speaker 3: bots my dms for anybody, and then I just stop.
Speaker 3: I got let me show you what just happened. This
Speaker 3: is like it, Uh, get out of here. I was
Speaker 3: about to say play pay respects to uh uh the
Speaker 3: chick from euro Trip. I can't. My brain's distract. This
Speaker 3: just happened. Look at this, Yo, this just happened. It's
Speaker 3: a like I've been put in Like yeah, look at
Speaker 3: how many groups I just got to do answer thems.
Speaker 3: I just got put into all these groups. They're all
Speaker 3: like there's like one hundred people something like let me see.
Speaker 3: Like it's just like and I was like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is this? It's so crazy, Like I was getting
Speaker 3: to the point where I was like broken, It's completely unusable.
Speaker 3: It's fucked because every once in a while, somebody comes
Speaker 3: and says something interesting or they like there's that guy
Speaker 3: who actually was harassing us to he wants to buy
Speaker 3: some some figurines from from Warhammer for at k oh
Speaker 3: and so he actually responded recently like hey, like where
Speaker 3: the fuck up kind of a because he wants and
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, hold on, like I just need
Speaker 3: to like picked the it's need a second.
Speaker 4: It's just so much and it's insand this was what
Speaker 4: people this is what people wanted. Yeah, a non stop
Speaker 4: robots and they're in their fits.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, man, I appreciate them. I think
Speaker 3: it's there's it's you know, wait, I think it's really
Speaker 3: important that we we let comedy is illegal. Fucking loser
Speaker 3: literally just ruined it. God, that is so it's so
Speaker 3: fucking accurate. It's nuts. It's fu annoying. Snark tank RPG
Speaker 3: on Twitter.
Speaker 4: Okay, right there, Ben Shapiro actually right for once reward
Speaker 4: him with the cock chair and give his sister backshots.
Speaker 3: Like boom boom boom. Damn. That's great.
Speaker 4: It was like he called him out for the Ukraine stuff.
Speaker 3: I think he did.
Speaker 2: He said that he's completely wrong, which is it just
Speaker 2: makes me mad that, like it's so odd, like imagine,
Speaker 2: how could I know that?
Speaker 3: Yes, they believe in zombie magic.
Speaker 2: I get it, but it's just like, still, even with
Speaker 2: believing in the magic, in what world, Christopher, can the
Speaker 2: aggress of the person that invaded not be the one
Speaker 2: who started the war?
Speaker 3: Stupid? It's like it's so whatever, man, it's beyond. It's
Speaker 3: like beyond a three year old's understanding of the world, like, hey,
Speaker 3: you hit your your sister first, you started this. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. It's like one of those things.
Speaker 4: Like they they literally on ironically the first the probably
Speaker 4: the first thing you learn of any consequences.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is just how that works.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean, I'm not going to be giving
Speaker 4: Benchapirou any props because it's so it's like the bar,
Speaker 4: the bar is so low it is, but that would
Speaker 4: be like, oh, congratulations, Ben, you didn't ship up your back. Congratulations.
Speaker 3: That's so great. Kenna Nigga live. Have you vide? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, canna you see that video? Even Yeah, he
Speaker 3: was like this is too sick. Ship.
Speaker 4: I'm like, am I I'm literally a Nazi and I
Speaker 4: was looking around like anybody.
Speaker 3: Else cool with this? This is too much for me.
Speaker 3: It's like Steve Bannon went on stage and was like
Speaker 3: and he was like, whoa, this is getting too real
Speaker 3: too fast. Like this nigga he understands. Oh, he thinks
Speaker 3: Nazism is cool, but it's living under Nazism. He's like,
Speaker 3: these niggas don't have motion, like I have motion, all right,
Speaker 3: these niggas are not I have the motion.
Speaker 4: That video is funny, man, He's like he's funny, a.
Speaker 3: Racist cunt, Like he'd be a fun person to like
Speaker 3: fucking be around, you know what'd be you look, he's
Speaker 3: got charisma. I get it. Like I think smoking a
Speaker 3: blowing nick one does is probably a good ass time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just like it, just be nice to me. It's a shame.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people like that. Man. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: didn't think that was a lesser life for him, if
Speaker 3: you didn't believe that eugenic should remove people that look
Speaker 3: like me from the pipe. He's such a.
Speaker 2: Fucking retard because he's also like Kanye so great. I'm like,
Speaker 2: if you're true not to you'd be like, yeah, fuck Kanye,
Speaker 2: Fuck Kanye too.
Speaker 3: I hate that he's representing us. But like these these
Speaker 3: guys they're not They're not about it. They're not real.
Speaker 3: They're just like they don't got real big and no LARPers.
Speaker 3: You know you don't got real racist no more.
Speaker 4: Ben Shapiro, Actually right, Okay, Hassan looks like someone took
Speaker 4: a dupla figure and put a lego head on it.
Speaker 3: Funk off.
Speaker 4: You're not part of the joke. Cut cut my dick
Speaker 4: into pieces. Here are my traininge cars, thug Zilla, King
Speaker 4: of the Hoodsters, cool uh, losing all my friends in
Speaker 4: the custody battle. Kurt Cobain pov I eat the poop
Speaker 4: poo and lick it like ice cream. Death Jack, the
Speaker 4: world's fastest Maori.
Speaker 3: I needed. And then they eat the poo poo, poo poo.
Speaker 3: Why do you eat it the poo poo? I don't
Speaker 3: know that. Then they licked the enos and then he
Speaker 3: does like motion, Oh yeah they say this to they go,
Speaker 3: oh yeah.
Speaker 6: They lose themselves in XSTA. See they take the entire
Speaker 6: head and put it in the inos. Let me demonstrate.
Speaker 6: You come here, sir, Come here, open your us when
Speaker 6: I show you.
Speaker 3: When I think of people something like that, I think
Speaker 3: of rafiki more before I think of Africans. Do you
Speaker 3: and that it's insane, that's kind that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't like that at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think of Africans really because not really, I
Speaker 4: don't think a baboon sir.
Speaker 3: That's kind of crazy. I think African rafiki. Whenever I
Speaker 3: hear African accents. They're basically the franchise. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: can go harder, I can go wait, I hold in
Speaker 3: a lot. I could absolutely match him. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't believe this. They plow until the anus is red.
Speaker 3: It is crazy. They take the bland, it's wild. They
Speaker 3: take a plungea and take the anas and come out
Speaker 3: like a flower. The first time I saw that, I
Speaker 3: was a kid, and I was like, you're a kid.
Speaker 3: When he saw that, I was like maybe twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like, this is more. The first one I
Speaker 3: saw it was beautiful but also disgusting. It was a
Speaker 3: few years ago.
Speaker 4: Was the first time I actually saw think I've ever
Speaker 4: seen it para.
Speaker 3: It was just have an idea of what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was watching your Mom's House. They were doing these
Speaker 3: specials during COVID and then like the prolap saying his
Speaker 3: hour that they did, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not that it's an hour of it,
Speaker 3: it's an hour of showing no words Pitcher.
Speaker 2: You know, he sounded like the SpongeBob was laughing at
Speaker 2: one point and he's just like yeah, and then like
Speaker 2: it was like it sounds mister Crabs is there and
Speaker 2: like getting upset, like all right, boy, that's enough.
Speaker 3: Almost crabs and unload a clip into his stomach and
Speaker 3: then just walk off and he dies realistically.
Speaker 4: I love that love I love that stupid hypothetical that
Speaker 4: we came up with years ago, where it was just
Speaker 4: like it's a normal SpongeBob episode and then like they're
Speaker 4: like they're delivering their lines, and then like Scridward has
Speaker 4: like a realistic card attack and he like kind of
Speaker 4: like leans like slowly onto the.
Speaker 3: Ground, and then everybody, everybody's voice is just normal. It
Speaker 3: all breaks. Patrickstick, get somebody here quick on the phone.
Speaker 4: SpongeBob is like called the ambulance right now, please in
Speaker 4: that exact in the exact intonation.
Speaker 3: Falling down like he's like laying down he's heard or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: It's like there's probably many Yeah, I know there's one
Speaker 2: of Squilliam doing that having heart attack and dying.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. That literally is at the end
Speaker 3: of Bend Gay a super doll thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he falls back onto the stretcher and then he does, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he canonically dies in that episode.
Speaker 3: He does did you guys?
Speaker 2: Do you guys follow an Instagram account called deep fried
Speaker 2: freak Bob yep. No, there's there's a line that they're
Speaker 2: using like a I for to interchange between I.
Speaker 3: Only I only follow porn people. Okay, well this is
Speaker 3: actually this is kind of porn.
Speaker 2: This is porn, but like you know, with with spongebobbing them,
Speaker 2: but like there's this line that's interchangeable, right, they're like
Speaker 2: because he says like it says like, oh oh my god,
Speaker 2: about to bust.
Speaker 3: But like so they'll use a SpongeBob voice like oh yeah,
Speaker 3: oh god about.
Speaker 2: The bust, about the bust, like it's just the fucking
Speaker 2: like crazy and then there's calm everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's fucking it's and then it's deep fried for what
Speaker 3: for no reason. It adds it adds. It's like, craziest
Speaker 3: dude literally adds texture. It's a great it's a great
Speaker 3: Instagram account of you guys there. It's like the meme
Speaker 3: that I showed you guys earlier today of the fucking Wolf.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about, Jackie Worlds fastest Malady.
Speaker 4: You need a star tank.
Speaker 3: Uh, you have to bomb.
Speaker 4: Sneezing is just coming out of your face. CDI Zelda,
Speaker 4: my name is Jake, and you guys are really hurting
Speaker 4: my feelings. You know, what do I have to do
Speaker 4: to dethrone King of King of haphazard?
Speaker 3: Impossible? You don't got the motion twin. You weren't born
Speaker 3: in that royal family. So sorry, Oh my god. Remember
Speaker 3: what people are doing this ship.
Speaker 4: We're always showing things on the show that the audience
Speaker 4: can't seem. Damn it, it's just people falling down off
Speaker 4: of the crates.
Speaker 3: I've seen this. Okay, this made me laugh. My a off.
Speaker 3: I bet it what this is not funny? Turned this
Speaker 3: off right now, big me, she laughed.
Speaker 4: She does not killed my men who work, and of
Speaker 4: the man whose handies. Running back to strn forever Dandy's
Speaker 4: sex gifts. Uh, sween has completely abandoned trying not to.
Speaker 3: Say the N word.
Speaker 4: Absolutely facts you also like he's Sweeney Kick said, has often,
Speaker 4: even just like this week, he tweeted, I'm gonna make
Speaker 4: an effort to tweet only about the things I'm positive about,
Speaker 4: and then less than a day later, it's immediately like
Speaker 4: not that.
Speaker 3: I can't help it. It's such a sick we then
Speaker 3: don't don't proclaim I'm gonna make an effort to try
Speaker 3: to I've been te you positive things too, and has
Speaker 3: it been only negative? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Whatever, let's go let's fact check this lying ass's probably
Speaker 4: been more negative.
Speaker 3: Let's fact check this. Okay, let's see. Let's go ahead,
Speaker 3: live live fact checking. I'm down, go for it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: easily call somebody a dickhead.
Speaker 4: Okay, Starting okay, six days ago, Starting today, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: make an effort to only post stuff I really enjoy.
Speaker 4: That was six days ago, five days ago. Trying to
Speaker 4: stay positive is rough on this app five days ago. Also,
Speaker 4: I can't believe this is becoming a trend. I want
Speaker 4: to be positive, I really do, but this drives me insane.
Speaker 3: Sets the set I'm trying four days four days ago.
Speaker 4: Uh oh no, that was that's kind of whatever. Three
Speaker 4: days ago. If I post mes on my camera, I'd
Speaker 4: go steal another surface of the planet. That's not so bad.
Speaker 3: It's just so funny.
Speaker 4: You can't make this ship up one day ago, quoting
Speaker 4: some fucking stupid elon things. This guy's a dickhead. Nineteen
Speaker 4: hours ago.
Speaker 3: That's great, he is a dickhead. I tried. It was
Speaker 3: a descent, it was a desc have to do it?
Speaker 3: What this be an asshole? I have to people assholes.
Speaker 3: I have to be posted on Twitter in three weeks.
Speaker 3: That's good for you. Awesome, and it's so much. It's
Speaker 3: so easy to do if you just do it. Awesome,
Speaker 3: do a gainer. I can't do it gainor I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think you'd really hurt yourself. You yourself. It would
Speaker 3: be funny for a moment. Then they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this guy, he can't walk anymore.
Speaker 4: I live in Texas. I going to Vegas to eat roadha.
Speaker 4: Nothing would change, it'd be I already have a chair
Speaker 4: with on it, Chris propped up, absolute horse piss and
Speaker 4: a chilled and a chilled glass. The in game currency
Speaker 4: and Codboys is called CP gids. Rob Schneider, Hey, welcome
Speaker 4: Dan Schneider. Oh no, the Schneider family is here. No,
Speaker 4: that's terrifying.
Speaker 3: I like, throw off my fucking ratio.
Speaker 4: Wado defending Israel jar jar Bink should hang himself on
Speaker 4: a ceiling fan scream adjacent feller Kevin Durant's feet, doctor
Speaker 4: man lover, how I learned to stop worrying and.
Speaker 3: Love the cock?
Speaker 4: Fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, bitch, mister
Speaker 4: pants swen. I remember uh seeing a Last of Us
Speaker 4: movie trailer. No, you don't fuck face unstoppable.
Speaker 3: You can oh whoops, Kingston? If y Ms can cut
Speaker 3: off his hair for a bit, you could do something
Speaker 3: with yours? Yeah, good forms it Really it makes no
Speaker 3: sense to me his his. I don't want to cut
Speaker 3: my hair. It's a religious it doesn't even do anything.
Speaker 3: You don't even religious religious thing, don't even do anything
Speaker 3: with your hairs. Literally last night, but then I fell asleep.
Speaker 3: I don't have I have to get a cap for it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like something I don't know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy you one. Would would you rock one?
Speaker 3: If I buy you one? That's so disrespectful even I
Speaker 3: don't believe. I don't believe in any of that ship,
Speaker 3: but you don't they people don't know that and that
Speaker 3: that sees you. I'm going to hang out all my
Speaker 3: Jewish friends, what's going on. I'm gonna buy some I'm
Speaker 3: gonna buy some Jewish drip jiggers. I'm gonna buy some
Speaker 3: Jewish drips so you can atone for Yeah, you were
Speaker 3: like that weird, like what is it the fucking scarf?
Speaker 3: Yeah or whatever? For what do you know exactly? What
Speaker 3: the thing that you've ever done. Everything. No, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't want to everything. I don't want to like it.
Speaker 3: So like me, I remember that, man, I'm gonna don't
Speaker 3: want to go to Commune. I remember specifically saying I
Speaker 3: don't want to go to Communion. I remember saying that
Speaker 3: I want God to save me. I want to go
Speaker 3: to hell with all the freaking. That means I'm kind
Speaker 3: of safe. Actually, I think that's what that literally means.
Speaker 3: Does it? Like if you if you do the communion
Speaker 3: or whatever, I think you're just kind of safe, Like
Speaker 3: you just have to eat the wafer and you're good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you just gotta eat the wafer. I almost bought them.
Speaker 3: I remember you bought some and I was like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, about like five hundred of them or like a thousand,
Speaker 4: because they were like they're like four bucks or something.
Speaker 4: They're stupid cheap because they're made out of just like matter.
Speaker 4: I guess, dude, it really is great. Like I don't
Speaker 4: know what the ingredients of a fucking star, but it's
Speaker 4: it must be incredibly cheap. Anyways, spumpa futterers, jolly old
Speaker 4: dipshit ace of parades getting my name red even though
Speaker 4: I only paid five dollars a month.
Speaker 3: Hey, welcome, hell, how dare you cardboard pie?
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Speaker 4: We all just want to suck big black ball stomachs.
Speaker 3: Filled with at least fifteen cocks. That is insane. Fifteen
Speaker 3: cocks is crazy. Dipping into your fucking stomach acid is insane.
Speaker 3: You're more cock than for a h cloak and fan.
Speaker 4: The marim when when Marie ba rhythms starts to play,
Speaker 4: spread my cheeks, make me gay like a lazy ocean
Speaker 4: hugs the shore, fuck my holes gate me more.
Speaker 3: What is that like? I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: I can't I funk. What is that is that? Sabrina
Speaker 3: carbon chair?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 3: No? No, this sounds like something that I'm aware of.
Speaker 3: That's we didn't talk about the emails.
Speaker 4: I don't know the.
Speaker 3: Lazy ocean hugs ashore? I know that line. I don't know,
Speaker 3: man said Disney. Maybe why do I know? Oh? It's
Speaker 3: fucking a sway by Dean Martin. What right, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't that, I don't know. It's that's that's sway
Speaker 3: by Dean Martin. I don't know an image of that
Speaker 3: song in my head. The rhythm starts to play. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's whole. That's like the lazy ocean hugs the shore. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: forgot about that. Yeah, other ten words may be on
Speaker 3: the floor, but negro my eyes, we'll see only you
Speaker 3: get that huddle off my law fucking racist show or
Speaker 3: dundn't I know, dude doing fucking like that ship that
Speaker 3: that'd be great? Yeah, great, a song like that.
Speaker 4: Wish I had the voice for that, Like it's a
Speaker 4: very specific voice.
Speaker 3: I think we can.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of people that just did that, right,
Speaker 2: uh they not all of them made it, But I
Speaker 2: feel like our voice.
Speaker 3: I think we could just do a good enough version
Speaker 3: of stuff. We can. Dude.
Speaker 2: I've heard some guys that I'm like, you're it's like
Speaker 2: Ben Shapiro doing this where I'm like, You're not one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: I feel like we could do that.
Speaker 4: I shared on instag you hear my impression of Ben
Speaker 4: Shapia doing a native American chance. Hey yeah, hi, hey, hi?
Speaker 3: Is that link is? It can also be trying to
Speaker 3: mimic link as well too.
Speaker 2: On stage, extend my impression they didn't marry you wouln't
Speaker 2: say Indian, my impresident American Indian?
Speaker 4: Hey hi, hey hi hi hey hiy hiya.
Speaker 3: Yes, wow. I would laugh. It's so bad. I would laugh.
Speaker 3: I would that's actually it's actually kind of a meta
Speaker 3: joke that would make me laugh. It would be so bad. Hey, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm painting with all the colors of the wind. That's funny.
Speaker 3: Name America. That is level. Hey there, hi there, hey
Speaker 3: hi yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. That buffalo I had
Speaker 3: a goddamn life of its own. Don't you understand? Shouldn't
Speaker 3: have killed this? Should have killed it. The trees are
Speaker 3: singing to me. I killed the buffaloes explicitly, and red
Speaker 3: dead too. I killed every buffalo I came across. I
Speaker 3: ever heard a wolf crying you want to come into
Speaker 3: my pal Wait? What is the a lyrics? I ever
Speaker 3: heard of wolf crying? The full pale moon? I don't remember,
Speaker 3: I don't the clothes, I don't watch films. I don't
Speaker 3: think he's ever seen I only watched leaves rustle crazy.
Speaker 3: I love the Americans. They're great. They're pretty great. Oh
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, the veinless snickers.
Speaker 4: Shooting in a Gamaray bottle stilt skin. Hey, Derek, can
Speaker 4: you whisper into the mic hot pocket fleshlight?
Speaker 3: Thank you? AUSSI possums are cute until you hear them growl.
Speaker 3: Oh good point. I guess I haven't heard them. It's
Speaker 3: like koalas as well.
Speaker 4: Like when I remember when I first heard of co
Speaker 4: op for the first time, I was like, ew, I
Speaker 4: would shoot that thing.
Speaker 3: They're also like deceptive had They're dense. Yeah, really, the
Speaker 3: coals are dense, so they're not like you know, they're
Speaker 3: not like all squishy and fluffing. They're just like unusually
Speaker 3: having this like it's like a soft brick of lead. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're they're just they ah so does that too?
Speaker 4: No, they sound like they sound like pigs who have
Speaker 4: smoked forever.
Speaker 3: Like they're really crappy. It's it's really horrifying.
Speaker 7: Way I would nature, I push one over, come out
Speaker 7: of here, cute walk into my long house like wombats
Speaker 7: having wombat to the pets and Australia then just rolling
Speaker 7: into your house doing a little wombat activies.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's hard to do that kind with people.
Speaker 3: Can you can you have an Australian Ben Schapiro accent?
Speaker 3: It's difficult. I've been on being Shapiro. When do you
Speaker 3: do it? You talk you saying minor damage. I'm a
Speaker 3: I really love my saying I see his health bar
Speaker 3: going down. He talks you sound like you are you know?
Speaker 3: Are you know? It's me? It's me. It's been cheering.
Speaker 3: I actually can't do it. I can't. I can't. I
Speaker 3: head around you are. It's took me a while to
Speaker 3: like get that down the the way they say no
Speaker 3: because it's like are I was like, oh, you know
Speaker 3: that in those fucking South Africans do that too sometimes,
Speaker 3: like some of them like South Africa because it's a
Speaker 3: fucking hilarious place.
Speaker 4: Well, so that is scary, man, especially when that fucking
Speaker 4: alien ship landed there and they had all the weird
Speaker 4: and fucking must came out of the documentary idiots. It's
Speaker 4: filmed like a documentary, so it's real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, District nine. Yeah, it's a good, good documentary,
Speaker 2: very good. You know wait are you are you telling
Speaker 2: me you did Know is a documentary.
Speaker 3: He probably thinks South Africa is just like a normal
Speaker 3: place with people in the white only towns in South
Speaker 3: Africa somehow, and they're like, we just have to be here.
Speaker 3: It's like, dude, dude, what the fuck? I would just
Speaker 3: look man, it's it's it's like just history. Man. I
Speaker 3: got a certain points, like fucking all the slaughtered South
Speaker 3: Americans are slaughtered, you know, it's it's this entire world
Speaker 3: is full of that garbage. What makes it insane is
Speaker 3: that that is in the continent of Africa and they're
Speaker 3: like white only, Like that is so preposterous. It's just
Speaker 3: it's insane. It feels really insane just because of that
Speaker 3: always happened that that's nationalism is the thing, right, Obviously
Speaker 3: people don't like other groups. Look at all of the
Speaker 3: Look what's going on Mexico. Man, imagine if they get
Speaker 3: those cokes. Imaginef Africans went somewhere right, they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a black only town somewhere in Europe. They
Speaker 3: would slaughter them. They would just kill them. That wouldn't
Speaker 3: be a thing. And they're like, I'd be a forty
Speaker 3: It's like I'm gonna show you what this interview, Well,
Speaker 3: I think the moment, the moment this cameras putting out
Speaker 3: you're gonna die, you should probably runs a crazy thing
Speaker 3: to slaughter them, though you should. I don't know the
Speaker 3: idea neighborhood idea to enforce a solely one kind of
Speaker 3: group is insane. Oh, enforcing I mean, if enforce it.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. It's like you said, like
Speaker 3: there's like a like an all black neighborhood to enforce
Speaker 3: a solely one type of group name area city is insane.
Speaker 3: Should not have it. But I don't know they should be.
Speaker 3: Should on some stuff because he's kind of sound to
Speaker 3: sound like like a Zionist now too, he kind of
Speaker 3: is look I'm talking about being again.
Speaker 4: You're sweety is an anti Cementic Zionist.
Speaker 3: Somehow that's crazy. I don't know how he does this.
Speaker 3: I don't know how he does. It's like slaughter them
Speaker 3: all yeah, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter the opposition, dude, people. Look,
Speaker 3: people are gonna die, you know, all right?
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Speaker 4: mic through Sweeney's gap so he physically can't back away.
Speaker 3: From it anymore. It his head will like it will
Speaker 3: be like a giraffe. His voice will still somehow face
Speaker 3: jaws stays there, but that he's just going back by
Speaker 3: the time he gets in the mike. It's like, do
Speaker 3: you have a crazy horse face there speaking like that?
Speaker 3: What do you think, Gigson?
Speaker 4: Oh, worse than that, I think be able to be
Speaker 4: able to communicate and know that you can talk and
Speaker 4: you're saying the words that need to happen, but like
Speaker 4: they just take so long to get to the end
Speaker 4: of your mouth that they they're not even words. It
Speaker 4: goes off your It goes off your cheeks.
Speaker 3: Like the times it was just like it's just reverb. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just gets distorted by the time get a speaker, like
Speaker 3: a local speaker. That's just so stupid as well, just
Speaker 3: get or just readjusted the right way. How long does
Speaker 3: your drift? How long would your mouth have to be?
Speaker 3: Just don't even it.
Speaker 2: Has to be so long and I just don't know
Speaker 2: how like how it's It's that is such an insane
Speaker 2: experiment that I'd love to test to orr. How How
Speaker 2: what does it have to happen to distort your voice
Speaker 2: so much that there's no more echo?
Speaker 3: It's just noise.
Speaker 4: I know you're talking about Riley read An episode two
Speaker 4: ninety nine being a Trump supporters meeting, Is it?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's not She is one of the best,
Speaker 3: is she is? Right now? I feel like she doesn't
Speaker 3: even know what politics are. She does know, because unfortunately
Speaker 3: she's around people that talks about the worst ship. Really,
Speaker 3: I don't even know what she's doing. She's not the
Speaker 3: one I'm talking about, but it is her. She is
Speaker 3: definitely one, really definitely, I guess I don't know anything
Speaker 3: about her, so I guess I can't even definitely don't
Speaker 3: want her porny or she doesn't like I don't like
Speaker 3: you anymore. She said niggas so many times. That shit
Speaker 3: was so funny that rap it sounded natural like he
Speaker 3: sounds like she's been saying, of.
Speaker 2: Course, yeah, for sure rap lyrics. That's one of the
Speaker 2: first things that auto complete.
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Speaker 4: Did you guys see that gift of Trumps sucking Elon's feet.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what that stands for, but it was
Speaker 2: just one of the the like official departments of I
Speaker 2: don't know what that stands for.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was like a like an official government.
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Speaker 3: It was the Hut of America.
Speaker 5: I'd like to sniff you on the carriage.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, somebody's the people that were being threatened,
Speaker 3: you know, their jobs are being threatened. They fucking under
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Speaker 3: basically it's basically I imagine taint kind of Yeah, like
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Speaker 3: How is that woke?
Speaker 4: Because people are stupid and woke doesn't mean anything. That's
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Speaker 3: like really playing into it. It's really hard.
Speaker 4: It's actually like it takes like I'm using one hundred
Speaker 4: percent of my brain. I'm like everybody else outside of
Speaker 4: the movie Limitless.
Speaker 3: I hate you so much. I really don't like I'm
Speaker 3: thinking all my brain effect every last was.
Speaker 4: A stupid fucking idea that people believe that for so long,
Speaker 4: Oh you will use ten percent of your brain?
Speaker 3: What are you stupid? Yeah? Why would they? It makes
Speaker 3: no fucking say that never made any sense like it's
Speaker 3: just my heart. It's just like a bunch of organ
Speaker 3: just doing this, just nothing. It's just completely vestigial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, brain, that's why when you get poked any part
Speaker 4: of your brain, you're completely fine.
Speaker 3: You restart.
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Speaker 3: Who do you think you are?
Speaker 4: I am retard? Or do you think Brian Toowma's the
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Speaker 3: Ben t to meet TV execs. That's a terrible idea,
Speaker 3: but good on. You don't blame us for not getting
Speaker 3: picked up.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen any no trace of uh Riley Reid
Speaker 2: supporting Trump or sounded wrong, I would know.
Speaker 3: I'm a beef with Candice Owens at one point, but
Speaker 3: that's all I found. That's all I found. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: can't remember why, but it was a while ago Candis
Speaker 3: Owen said something about her personal life. You said, you're right,
Speaker 3: you're and then I don't have I didn't.
Speaker 2: Read all into it because I didn't care that much,
Speaker 2: but like it was it seemed like kind of said
Speaker 2: something on her show taking a shot at Riley read
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, baby a monkey.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy. They were going crazy and I was
Speaker 3: in the comments like, yeah, you wouldn't be that person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I've seen lately, and this is completely
Speaker 3: you're saying it.
Speaker 4: But like I've seen this contingent of people being like,
Speaker 4: oh man, I'm glad people are trying to be mean.
Speaker 4: Uh to mega like that, Like there's a lot of
Speaker 4: like left leaning people coming up now we're like really
Speaker 4: really kind of ruthlessly mean and like clowning at people.
Speaker 3: It's like, man, this is like the this is like
Speaker 3: what we need. It's like, uh, they're calling it the
Speaker 3: dirt bag left or something. Oh, I've heard of that
Speaker 3: dirt bag left. I heard that time. I'm sitting here, Man,
Speaker 3: You're welcome. It's like, yeah, you're welcome. It's one of
Speaker 3: those things where I'm like.
Speaker 4: I expect to be on that fucking mountain when you
Speaker 4: carve my face and.
Speaker 3: Where the fuck have you been? Where the fuck have
Speaker 3: you guys been? Yeah, truly, like what, I'll take my
Speaker 3: payment in gold to balloons. There was like insane people
Speaker 3: that were being mean towards the wrong fucking people. And
Speaker 3: then there was I don't know, I don't I don't
Speaker 3: some other I don't know what those uh, some of
Speaker 3: the other people that were being soft. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the strategy at all.
Speaker 2: Like I thought like fire with fire was always like
Speaker 2: a good strategy when it came to like talking shit, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like why would it not be you know, it's not war,
Speaker 2: it's like it's words. We're talking shit, and I would
Speaker 2: I need to say something much more egregious than you're saying,
Speaker 2: so then you'll fucking shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Essentially, it works. It works.
Speaker 4: I've seen so many videos, like I've seen so many
Speaker 4: people like, uh, like my feed is always is now
Speaker 4: and I understand this is However, it was work. Just
Speaker 4: the fact that there are enough of these that I'm
Speaker 4: seeing like multiple different types of them every day.
Speaker 3: It's just like just Republicans being like, I didn't know
Speaker 3: this was gonna get cut. I love that shit. It's great.
Speaker 3: It's so it's solely keeping me alive. Good ship. I
Speaker 3: love when people suffer wearing Uh. Okay, so forgot about
Speaker 3: my Jared Fogel.
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Speaker 4: a question in another podcast, and now all.
Speaker 3: I feel is shame crazy banned. I wonder if you
Speaker 3: got banned.
Speaker 4: I hope, because I feel like that's a crazy name,
Speaker 4: specifically that one. I mean Jerif going back in time
Speaker 4: to bless himself as a child's imagine reading that on
Speaker 4: on like a sports podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like as a regular it's regular. That's a bullshit
Speaker 3: comedy show. I want to let us know what kind
Speaker 3: of show it was the other the other you wrote it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I really want to know.
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