Speaker 1: Oh, there she comes. We were just pushing the start
Speaker 1: button for the Minnesota Goodbye, and in walks Jenny Lynn Lutenberger,
Speaker 1: the third. So Jenny, welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me today.
Speaker 1: Of course, let's get started with an email that's kind
Speaker 1: of funny and let me see him and find it.
Speaker 1: This is from Sarah. Sarah listens all the time to
Speaker 1: the show. She says, I got a theory about Dave's
Speaker 1: omelet and ketchup drama. Now, if you don't know what
Speaker 1: this is, a week ago on Instagram, I posted something
Speaker 1: like best breakfast ever. I'd made an omelet and there
Speaker 1: were four slices of spam fried spam, and I put
Speaker 1: ketchup all over the omelet and people were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, why so much ketchup? And we talked about
Speaker 1: it and people reacted to it. She says, I don't
Speaker 1: think Dave actually ate that omelet. That amount of ketchup
Speaker 1: is truly gross. This was a radio rage bait. It
Speaker 1: was very smart, it worked, and we were all talking
Speaker 1: about it, but real talk, did you actually eat it? Dave? Haha?
Speaker 1: I swear on my children and grandchildren I did eat
Speaker 1: that omelet. Cool, gladly heartily ate that omelet. I don't
Speaker 1: always put that much ketchup on, but I was alone
Speaker 1: and I was not going to be shamed for it,
Speaker 1: so I put I did I love that much ketchup.
Speaker 3: It's stuff like that where I get when people think, oh,
Speaker 3: this must be rage bait, But like, my brain at
Speaker 3: this point in my life isn't wired to consider rage
Speaker 3: baiting anything. So like I would also say, you're in
Speaker 3: the same boat, Dave, where you'll just innocently put that
Speaker 3: much ketchup on, You'll be like, that's rage bait. And
Speaker 3: if I don't think you have that in you to
Speaker 3: be like, you know what I should do put too
Speaker 3: much ketchup on.
Speaker 1: This time, I was going to try to find a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, maybe five or ten years, I
Speaker 1: don't remember, there was a picture and we staged this
Speaker 1: picture of me tying Carson's necktie because he didn't know
Speaker 1: how to tie a necktie. So I'm standing there in
Speaker 1: Carson's room, time and necktie, and on his desk behind
Speaker 1: him was a giant bong that I borrowed from one
Speaker 1: of our interns. Shout out in turn, Jordan, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I got the idea, just because I wanted people to
Speaker 1: look at it and go, oh my god, is that
Speaker 1: a bong on Carson's desk? And it was moderately effective.
Speaker 2: Ah, I feel like I remember that. I was on
Speaker 2: the show at the time, but I remember that, yeah, ten.
Speaker 1: Ish years ago something like that, because Carson used to
Speaker 1: smoke a lot of weed when he was a kid
Speaker 1: and it became a bit of a problem. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought about finding a big giant rubber penis and
Speaker 1: putting it like I don't know, like in Colorado or something,
Speaker 1: and being like, okay, yeah, here's where I do my
Speaker 1: show from in Colorado with a big giant rubber penis
Speaker 1: on the table, just to see what people.
Speaker 2: Would say, Oh, he's such a good bit.
Speaker 1: Do you think it'd be a good bit. But then
Speaker 1: here's what I worry about, Jenny. People would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: Dave's claiming in a bit, but he really does own
Speaker 1: a big giant rubber penis.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll own your shit.
Speaker 1: Then I don't own a big giant rubber penis. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know as a bunch the studio, Okay, now I will.
Speaker 1: You know, Rich gets a little dicey about things, that
Speaker 1: are too sexual, so I don't think that he'd be
Speaker 1: like dive. Take that picture. Take that picture of the
Speaker 1: rubber dick off the off the website. Okay, that big
Speaker 1: rubber painted yep, all right. Next one from Officer Tyler.
Speaker 1: Tyler is a friend of the show and he works
Speaker 1: in the city of Dundas and we've met him a
Speaker 1: few times. He's come out of the State Fair. He's
Speaker 1: a very cool guy. He says that lady was complaining
Speaker 1: about Dave going to a pet store. I bought my
Speaker 1: first dog, who is currently two and a half years old,
Speaker 1: and we do everything together. He was three grand, but
Speaker 1: I got him discounted at thirteen hundred for my first job.
Speaker 1: As my first job was for the owners of the company,
Speaker 1: I was previously given a dog for free as they
Speaker 1: were retiring her from breeding. I found it hard to
Speaker 1: build a connection with that the same way you would
Speaker 1: do with a puppy. As for my dog, Louis, I
Speaker 1: bring him to work with me as a cop and
Speaker 1: everybody loves him. He runs around the office while I
Speaker 1: am out patrolling. And there's a picture of Officer Tyler
Speaker 1: and his dog, and he's like a little doodle sort
Speaker 1: of dog outside of a cat.
Speaker 3: You love those doodley kinds?
Speaker 1: What's that you love the doodlee? I do love the doodlee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, if you didn't hear it. The other day,
Speaker 1: I talked about how I went to a pet store
Speaker 1: and then somebody called and just ripped me a new one,
Speaker 1: even though I did not buy the dog from there.
Speaker 1: So but I got nothing against pet stores. Really, I
Speaker 1: just don't prefer to buy from a pet store. But
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of mature dogs or little dogs that
Speaker 1: need a home, you know, the Humane Society or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here comes our friend Mike. He says, Hello, my wonderful
Speaker 1: is love y'all so much? Thanks for making my mornings entertaining,
Speaker 1: fun and enjoyable. Here are some quick questions. What is
Speaker 1: your for each of you when it comes to dating relationships?
Speaker 1: How young is too young? And how old is too old? Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's a weird one for me because would I
Speaker 1: date a twenty five year old absolutely? Would she date me?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? But of course, oh don't even lie. Don't lie.
Speaker 1: If you are a forty eight year old woman and
Speaker 1: you had a chance to like, make out or hook
Speaker 1: up with a twenty two year old hot guy nothing
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. Yes, you would, but that's different.
Speaker 3: Are they saying dating or like you, you meet once
Speaker 3: in a bar and then you never see them again.
Speaker 1: Okay, good question, because if I'm.
Speaker 3: Dating somebody, they need to be at least twenty eight,
Speaker 3: because then I'm rounding up to thirty, which is an
Speaker 3: adult in my pay.
Speaker 1: All right, I don't know, I mean, I can't imagine dating,
Speaker 1: but I'd say probably, I don't know, forty five. And
Speaker 1: then death would be the top end. Yeah, death, Jenny, Wow,
Speaker 1: I love the bar for you forty five to death
Speaker 1: forty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dating age would probably go from Bailey's around
Speaker 2: Bailey's twenty eight to forty two.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, because you're thirty four, that's not a
Speaker 1: whole lot older than you. Okay. He sent a bunch
Speaker 1: of questions, and so let's see what what we have here.
Speaker 1: This is a favorite color? Mine probably purple?
Speaker 3: Oh, mine's green?
Speaker 1: Okay? Blue? Okay. What color are your eyes minor hazel? Okay?
Speaker 1: Mine are also hazel, I believe, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Mine are mostly green, but in the sun they look
Speaker 2: a little more blue.
Speaker 1: Okay. And how tall are you I am five foot
Speaker 1: nine and a half. I used to be five foot ten.
Speaker 1: But as you get older, yeah, you start to shrink
Speaker 1: a little bit. And so I'm getting the height done
Speaker 1: of the doctor's office, and maybe it was like five
Speaker 1: foot nine and three quarters, but there's definitely some shrinkage
Speaker 1: because you get older, your spine starts to compress.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, my mom used to be five to
Speaker 3: five and now she's five two. It's really Yes, she's
Speaker 3: a tiny woman.
Speaker 1: Can I guess how tall you are? You're five to five.
Speaker 3: I am five four and three quarters.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, very close. Jenny is six foot eight. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a tall drink of water. So I like we
Speaker 1: keep that wind. I like that we keep that legend alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we're gonna stick with foot eight because
Speaker 1: people will meet Jenny and they'll expect her to really
Speaker 1: be six foot eight, which sounds really fucking impressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People want more pictures with me because they think I'm
Speaker 2: some kind of giant, and then they realize, just kidding,
Speaker 2: this is not going to get as many likes on
Speaker 2: Instagram as I thought.
Speaker 3: I think we should we should start taking some photos
Speaker 3: of like all of us and then just have your
Speaker 3: head cut off at the top.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't talk. I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: There was a photo that we were tagged in, and Dave,
Speaker 2: you were in Colorado, so you didn't get tagged in it,
Speaker 2: but we were all tagged in it the other day
Speaker 2: with like a client. And I don't want to say
Speaker 2: who it is, but literally, they don't know that, like
Speaker 2: if there's different sizes of images that it'll cut off
Speaker 2: other images. So my head's cut off in it. And
Speaker 2: then there's like Hockey's in one of the photos, and
Speaker 2: I think Chris Carr is in another one, but I
Speaker 2: my head's cut off.
Speaker 3: I think we should do that as a bit. She's
Speaker 3: just too tall to be in the photo.
Speaker 1: That is kind of funny. Guess how tall is Jenny.
Speaker 1: We'll have her stand on like a printer paper box,
Speaker 1: so she really is like six foot eight. Write it down, Jenny.
Speaker 1: Not the worst idea we've ever had, Jamie writes in
Speaker 1: Hello Katie wb crue. This is a random question. You
Speaker 1: don't have to answer it if you don't want to. Dave,
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you went through a heartbreak feeling
Speaker 1: when Julie had passed, or was it mainly grief for
Speaker 1: someone who used to be in your life. Julie is
Speaker 1: Chase's mom, and Chase is my boy. I was more sad,
Speaker 1: honestly for her and for Chase, not so much for me,
Speaker 1: because I didn't really associate that much with Julie, even
Speaker 1: though we were very close, and towards the end, I
Speaker 1: went out to see her twice before she died, when
Speaker 1: she knew she was dying, and she was very sick,
Speaker 1: and she was on a ton of medications and she
Speaker 1: had to take a nap like every two hours or so,
Speaker 1: and I just felt really bad for her because but
Speaker 1: I felt worse for Chase because Chase was thirty years
Speaker 1: old than losing his mom. Yeah, probably that was his
Speaker 1: closest person to him, right up there with his wife.
Speaker 1: And I felt bad for Julie because she loved her
Speaker 1: boy and her girl and she was losing them, you know,
Speaker 1: because you think about it when somebody dies. There. She
Speaker 1: never got to meet Gwenn, she never got to see Chase,
Speaker 1: you know, like mature and whatever. And she died two
Speaker 1: and a half years ago and mature into like a
Speaker 1: news reporter. And so I felt bad for them, but
Speaker 1: for me, I was not heartbroken. I was just sad.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you know she died.
Speaker 3: I mean she had her time in your life, and
Speaker 3: so you kind of had your time once she was
Speaker 3: out of it to like grieve that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 3: By the time, yeah, she died, I can. I can
Speaker 3: definitely see just like being sad for everyone else involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I am sad for Chase still, and he just
Speaker 1: handles It's like such a chance that I worry that
Speaker 1: he's like kind of not doing great well, that he's
Speaker 1: like kind of pushing it, sweeping in, yeah, because he
Speaker 1: always seems like, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, all right.
Speaker 1: Next one, Hello, I'm a favorite morning show. I'm not
Speaker 1: a first time writer. I've been listening since the Angie
Speaker 1: Taylor days. So my story goes like this. Our neighbor
Speaker 1: took me and my husband to a very fancy restaurant
Speaker 1: here in Arizona and our water. Our waiter came over
Speaker 1: to say, what kind of gets you to drink? Well,
Speaker 1: of course I had. I just had to say, do
Speaker 1: you have Dixonsider? The waiter said I don't think so,
Speaker 1: and then proceeded to ask the waitress two tables away, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you know if we have dix Insider, Is that
Speaker 1: a hardsider me, of course, I'm dying inside. Well, it
Speaker 1: can be, but I don't drink. I do like it
Speaker 1: hot though. I just went and ordered my sprite. When
Speaker 1: he came back, he said, my manager said, there's no
Speaker 1: dix Insider here. Sorry. So that is a takeoff on
Speaker 1: a commercial that we did years ago called Dixonsider.
Speaker 3: My family has a different word for fart, and it's gee.
Speaker 3: The word gee okay, and a really bad fart, like
Speaker 3: a like where poop comes out.
Speaker 1: We call it a butter.
Speaker 3: Ghee and gee gee is actually like clarified butter that
Speaker 3: you can get at the grocery store. And so we
Speaker 3: used to go to grocery stores and be like, excuse me,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 1: Have any butter ghee?
Speaker 3: And we'd be just like die on the inside because
Speaker 3: they'd go butter gee, butter gee.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me see, but Troy, do we have
Speaker 1: any butter gee? Like, do you have butter gee? And
Speaker 1: we're like, anyway, it's essentially like diarrhea. So we were
Speaker 1: really yeah, great story, Baileys.
Speaker 3: It's the same story as Dixonsider.
Speaker 1: What about g hilarious? Uh, let's see. No, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: skip that one because it doesn't quite make sense. Let's
Speaker 1: try this one. This from Kristen back with another random question.
Speaker 1: What is something non sexual that somebody can do but
Speaker 1: it's so incredibly sexy for me? There's something about a
Speaker 1: man backing up a trailer with a truck that just
Speaker 1: gets to me. Thank you, Kristen, She says, love you guys,
Speaker 1: all right, dancing, but dancing can be kind of sexual.
Speaker 1: But I think even like a woman tap dancing, jazz dancing,
Speaker 1: anything like that, she doesn't have to be the booty
Speaker 1: shaken torquing kind of a thing in a tight little
Speaker 1: you to like. I gotta know whatever you call it,
Speaker 1: what tight leggings, tight leg it doesn't If I saw
Speaker 1: a woman tap dancing, there's just something so fucking hot
Speaker 1: about a woman who can dance like that. And I
Speaker 1: don't seek out, like, you know, dance videos or dancing
Speaker 1: with the stars or anything like that. That to me
Speaker 1: is just really impressive.
Speaker 2: So, Jenny, anything, probably something sweet like helping an old lady,
Speaker 2: I don't know, in a door, or something like holding
Speaker 2: the door open. I don't know, something simple and sweet, I.
Speaker 3: Would say, if they're talented at something and shows it
Speaker 3: off in some way. So that could be like dancing
Speaker 3: or singing, or even if they're like really good at
Speaker 3: guitar Hero and they play it on expert and their fingers,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Wow, they're really good.
Speaker 1: At that thing. That's hot. That's funny that you say that,
Speaker 1: because Guitar Hero is exceedingly difficult when you get to
Speaker 1: the like the top levels.
Speaker 3: It's hard on easy, like oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: It depends on how much you play it. I miss
Speaker 1: Guitar Hero. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 1: I loved did did you play rock band where you
Speaker 1: had the drums, guitar and then you had the bass?
Speaker 1: I think also, and you had a microphone.
Speaker 3: Right before, but I never owned it. My friend had
Speaker 3: Guitar Hero and I would just play it at her
Speaker 3: house and she was too poor for rock band, so
Speaker 3: we did never play that one.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna wrap things up with a rant from
Speaker 1: juan Nita, So let's get started with Jannita's rent and
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 4: Hey, so y'all gotta stop being an influence on me.
Speaker 4: So now every week we have a teams meeting, so
Speaker 4: instead of me sitting there paying attention to what my
Speaker 4: supervisor was telling me. I haven't heard a fucking word
Speaker 4: that he said, because all I can hear, all I
Speaker 4: can picture in my mind is Bailey doing her falling
Speaker 4: down the stairs bit, because that's what I'm picturing him
Speaker 4: doing as he's standing there talking. Anyway, this week's rant
Speaker 4: is about the passengers in your car. So I don't
Speaker 4: know if any of you have really experienced this, but
Speaker 4: you know how you're driving along and you get to
Speaker 4: a stop sign or where you need you when you're
Speaker 4: gonna make it, do a left hand turn, but you
Speaker 4: need to look out the right side mirror or the
Speaker 4: right window to see if anybody's coming. I can't fucking
Speaker 4: do that because literally we're driving straight the whole way.
Speaker 4: They don't move. They're looking at their phone. But as
Speaker 4: soon as I need to look out the window, they
Speaker 4: put their big ass head in the way. Get the
Speaker 4: fuck out of the way. What do you look? You know,
Speaker 4: what are you look out the window for? You're not driving,
Speaker 4: Keep looking at your goddamn phone. As soon as I
Speaker 4: need the window now, you want to put your fucking
Speaker 4: head and away back. God, that fucking pisses me.
Speaker 1: Off well for this week. Well, I know exactly what
Speaker 1: she's talking about, because you look forward to You're going
Speaker 1: to look to the right to see if it is coming,
Speaker 1: and then your passenger is also leaning forward.
Speaker 2: I'm so guilty of doing that myself.
Speaker 1: You do it? Why, Jenny, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I'm used to it. If someone else is
Speaker 2: driving my car, I have one of those little sensors
Speaker 2: that will light up, you know, in your rear view
Speaker 2: mirror on the on the side one. Yeah, sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: So I feel like if I kind of see that
Speaker 2: starting the light up, then I'm kind of aware of like, oh,
Speaker 2: are we changing lanes and are we gonna run into someone?
Speaker 2: So then I kind of lean over and anyways, I
Speaker 2: just get in the way.
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 1: I think one of the best things spein of mirrors
Speaker 1: is the backup camera. Okay, the backup camera. It says,
Speaker 1: do not rely totally totally on camera image alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh screw that. I don't need to turn around. I
Speaker 1: don't need to crank my neck around. I don't need
Speaker 1: nothing like that. And then also the lane like traffic
Speaker 1: next to you, like thing when you're mirror it'll have
Speaker 1: like a yellow light in your rear view mirror. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most cars built since nineteen fifteen have that Bailey, but
Speaker 1: Bailey's is what we call a jeloppy and no, but
Speaker 1: it's it's very cool. And then lane departure when it
Speaker 1: steers it back into your lane fancy and grabs your
Speaker 1: wheel and kind of steers it back in your lane.
Speaker 3: I have that either.
Speaker 1: Miracles of modern technology. All right, that's it for the
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