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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there she comes. We were just pushing the start

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<v Speaker 1>button for the Minnesota Goodbye, and in walks Jenny Lynn Lutenberger,

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<v Speaker 1>the third. So Jenny, welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for having me today.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, let's get started with an email that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny and let me see him and find it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Sarah. Sarah listens all the time to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. She says, I got a theory about Dave's

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<v Speaker 1>omelet and ketchup drama. Now, if you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>this is, a week ago on Instagram, I posted something

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<v Speaker 1>like best breakfast ever. I'd made an omelet and there

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<v Speaker 1>were four slices of spam fried spam, and I put

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<v Speaker 1>ketchup all over the omelet and people were like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, why so much ketchup? And we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>it and people reacted to it. She says, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Dave actually ate that omelet. That amount of ketchup

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<v Speaker 1>is truly gross. This was a radio rage bait. It

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<v Speaker 1>was very smart, it worked, and we were all talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, but real talk, did you actually eat it? Dave? Haha?

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<v Speaker 1>I swear on my children and grandchildren I did eat

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<v Speaker 1>that omelet. Cool, gladly heartily ate that omelet. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>always put that much ketchup on, but I was alone

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<v Speaker 1>and I was not going to be shamed for it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I put I did I love that much ketchup.

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<v Speaker 3>It's stuff like that where I get when people think, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this must be rage bait, But like, my brain at

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<v Speaker 3>this point in my life isn't wired to consider rage

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<v Speaker 3>baiting anything. So like I would also say, you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the same boat, Dave, where you'll just innocently put that

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<v Speaker 3>much ketchup on, You'll be like, that's rage bait. And

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<v Speaker 3>if I don't think you have that in you to

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<v Speaker 3>be like, you know what I should do put too

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<v Speaker 3>much ketchup on.

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<v Speaker 1>This time, I was going to try to find a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago, maybe five or ten years, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember, there was a picture and we staged this

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<v Speaker 1>picture of me tying Carson's necktie because he didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to tie a necktie. So I'm standing there in

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<v Speaker 1>Carson's room, time and necktie, and on his desk behind

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<v Speaker 1>him was a giant bong that I borrowed from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our interns. Shout out in turn, Jordan, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got the idea, just because I wanted people to

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<v Speaker 1>look at it and go, oh my god, is that

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<v Speaker 1>a bong on Carson's desk? And it was moderately effective.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, I feel like I remember that. I was on

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<v Speaker 2>the show at the time, but I remember that, yeah, ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Ish years ago something like that, because Carson used to

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<v Speaker 1>smoke a lot of weed when he was a kid

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<v Speaker 1>and it became a bit of a problem. And so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought about finding a big giant rubber penis and

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<v Speaker 1>putting it like I don't know, like in Colorado or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and being like, okay, yeah, here's where I do my

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<v Speaker 1>show from in Colorado with a big giant rubber penis

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<v Speaker 1>on the table, just to see what people.

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<v Speaker 2>Would say, Oh, he's such a good bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it'd be a good bit. But then

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I worry about, Jenny. People would be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave's claiming in a bit, but he really does own

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<v Speaker 1>a big giant rubber penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll own your shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I don't own a big giant rubber penis. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know as a bunch the studio, Okay, now I will.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Rich gets a little dicey about things, that

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<v Speaker 1>are too sexual, so I don't think that he'd be

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<v Speaker 1>like dive. Take that picture. Take that picture of the

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<v Speaker 1>rubber dick off the off the website. Okay, that big

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<v Speaker 1>rubber painted yep, all right. Next one from Officer Tyler.

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler is a friend of the show and he works

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<v Speaker 1>in the city of Dundas and we've met him a

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<v Speaker 1>few times. He's come out of the State Fair. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a very cool guy. He says that lady was complaining

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<v Speaker 1>about Dave going to a pet store. I bought my

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<v Speaker 1>first dog, who is currently two and a half years old,

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<v Speaker 1>and we do everything together. He was three grand, but

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<v Speaker 1>I got him discounted at thirteen hundred for my first job.

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<v Speaker 1>As my first job was for the owners of the company,

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<v Speaker 1>I was previously given a dog for free as they

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<v Speaker 1>were retiring her from breeding. I found it hard to

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<v Speaker 1>build a connection with that the same way you would

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<v Speaker 1>do with a puppy. As for my dog, Louis, I

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<v Speaker 1>bring him to work with me as a cop and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody loves him. He runs around the office while I

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<v Speaker 1>am out patrolling. And there's a picture of Officer Tyler

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<v Speaker 1>and his dog, and he's like a little doodle sort

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<v Speaker 1>of dog outside of a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>You love those doodley kinds?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that you love the doodlee? I do love the doodlee. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, if you didn't hear it. The other day,

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about how I went to a pet store

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<v Speaker 1>and then somebody called and just ripped me a new one,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I did not buy the dog from there.

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<v Speaker 1>So but I got nothing against pet stores. Really, I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't prefer to buy from a pet store. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's all kinds of mature dogs or little dogs that

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<v Speaker 1>need a home, you know, the Humane Society or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here comes our friend Mike. He says, Hello, my wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>is love y'all so much? Thanks for making my mornings entertaining,

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<v Speaker 1>fun and enjoyable. Here are some quick questions. What is

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<v Speaker 1>your for each of you when it comes to dating relationships?

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<v Speaker 1>How young is too young? And how old is too old? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's a weird one for me because would I

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<v Speaker 1>date a twenty five year old absolutely? Would she date me?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not? But of course, oh don't even lie. Don't lie.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are a forty eight year old woman and

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<v Speaker 1>you had a chance to like, make out or hook

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<v Speaker 1>up with a twenty two year old hot guy nothing

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent. Yes, you would, but that's different.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they saying dating or like you, you meet once

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<v Speaker 3>in a bar and then you never see them again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good question, because if I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Dating somebody, they need to be at least twenty eight,

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<v Speaker 3>because then I'm rounding up to thirty, which is an

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<v Speaker 3>adult in my pay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I don't know, I mean, I can't imagine dating,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'd say probably, I don't know, forty five. And

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<v Speaker 1>then death would be the top end. Yeah, death, Jenny, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I love the bar for you forty five to death

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<v Speaker 1>forty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my dating age would probably go from Bailey's around

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey's twenty eight to forty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, okay, because you're thirty four, that's not a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot older than you. Okay. He sent a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of questions, and so let's see what what we have here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a favorite color? Mine probably purple?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, mine's green?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Blue? Okay. What color are your eyes minor hazel? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine are also hazel, I believe, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine are mostly green, but in the sun they look

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<v Speaker 2>a little more blue.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And how tall are you I am five foot

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<v Speaker 1>nine and a half. I used to be five foot ten.

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<v Speaker 1>But as you get older, yeah, you start to shrink

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. And so I'm getting the height done

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<v Speaker 1>of the doctor's office, and maybe it was like five

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<v Speaker 1>foot nine and three quarters, but there's definitely some shrinkage

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<v Speaker 1>because you get older, your spine starts to compress.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, yeah, my mom used to be five to

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<v Speaker 3>five and now she's five two. It's really Yes, she's

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<v Speaker 3>a tiny woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I guess how tall you are? You're five to five.

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<v Speaker 3>I am five four and three quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, very close. Jenny is six foot eight. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a tall drink of water. So I like we

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<v Speaker 1>keep that wind. I like that we keep that legend alive.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And so we're gonna stick with foot eight because

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<v Speaker 1>people will meet Jenny and they'll expect her to really

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<v Speaker 1>be six foot eight, which sounds really fucking impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>People want more pictures with me because they think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>some kind of giant, and then they realize, just kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not going to get as many likes on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram as I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we should we should start taking some photos

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<v Speaker 3>of like all of us and then just have your

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<v Speaker 3>head cut off at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't talk. I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a photo that we were tagged in, and Dave,

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<v Speaker 2>you were in Colorado, so you didn't get tagged in it,

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<v Speaker 2>but we were all tagged in it the other day

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<v Speaker 2>with like a client. And I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 2>who it is, but literally, they don't know that, like

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<v Speaker 2>if there's different sizes of images that it'll cut off

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<v Speaker 2>other images. So my head's cut off in it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then there's like Hockey's in one of the photos, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think Chris Carr is in another one, but I

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<v Speaker 2>my head's cut off.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we should do that as a bit. She's

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<v Speaker 3>just too tall to be in the photo.

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<v Speaker 1>That is kind of funny. Guess how tall is Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have her stand on like a printer paper box,

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<v Speaker 1>so she really is like six foot eight. Write it down, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the worst idea we've ever had, Jamie writes in

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Katie wb crue. This is a random question. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to answer it if you don't want to. Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if you went through a heartbreak feeling

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<v Speaker 1>when Julie had passed, or was it mainly grief for

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<v Speaker 1>someone who used to be in your life. Julie is

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<v Speaker 1>Chase's mom, and Chase is my boy. I was more sad,

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<v Speaker 1>honestly for her and for Chase, not so much for me,

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't really associate that much with Julie, even

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<v Speaker 1>though we were very close, and towards the end, I

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<v Speaker 1>went out to see her twice before she died, when

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<v Speaker 1>she knew she was dying, and she was very sick,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was on a ton of medications and she

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<v Speaker 1>had to take a nap like every two hours or so,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just felt really bad for her because but

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<v Speaker 1>I felt worse for Chase because Chase was thirty years

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<v Speaker 1>old than losing his mom. Yeah, probably that was his

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<v Speaker 1>closest person to him, right up there with his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>And I felt bad for Julie because she loved her

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<v Speaker 1>boy and her girl and she was losing them, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because you think about it when somebody dies. There. She

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<v Speaker 1>never got to meet Gwenn, she never got to see Chase,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like mature and whatever. And she died two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half years ago and mature into like a

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<v Speaker 1>news reporter. And so I felt bad for them, but

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<v Speaker 1>for me, I was not heartbroken. I was just sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, you know she died.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she had her time in your life, and

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<v Speaker 3>so you kind of had your time once she was

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<v Speaker 3>out of it to like grieve that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>By the time, yeah, she died, I can. I can

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<v Speaker 3>definitely see just like being sad for everyone else involved.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I am sad for Chase still, and he just

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<v Speaker 1>handles It's like such a chance that I worry that

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<v Speaker 1>he's like kind of not doing great well, that he's

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of pushing it, sweeping in, yeah, because he

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<v Speaker 1>Next one, Hello, I'm a favorite morning show. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor days. So my story goes like this. Our neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>to say, what kind of gets you to drink? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and then proceeded to ask the waitress two tables away, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>a hardsider me, of course, I'm dying inside. Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>can be, but I don't drink. I do like it

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<v Speaker 1>hot though. I just went and ordered my sprite. When

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<v Speaker 1>dix Insider here. Sorry. So that is a takeoff on

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<v Speaker 1>a commercial that we did years ago called Dixonsider.

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<v Speaker 3>The word gee okay, and a really bad fart, like

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<v Speaker 3>Ghee and gee gee is actually like clarified butter that

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<v Speaker 1>Have any butter ghee?

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<v Speaker 3>And we'd be just like die on the inside because

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<v Speaker 3>they'd go butter gee, butter gee.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let me see, but Troy, do we have

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<v Speaker 3>It's the same story as Dixonsider.

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<v Speaker 1>What about g hilarious? Uh, let's see. No, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>skip that one because it doesn't quite make sense. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>try this one. This from Kristen back with another random question.

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<v Speaker 1>What is something non sexual that somebody can do but

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<v Speaker 1>it's so incredibly sexy for me? There's something about a

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<v Speaker 1>gets to me. Thank you, Kristen, She says, love you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, dancing, but dancing can be kind of sexual.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think even like a woman tap dancing, jazz dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>anything like that, she doesn't have to be the booty

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<v Speaker 1>shaken torquing kind of a thing in a tight little

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<v Speaker 1>what tight leggings, tight leg it doesn't If I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a woman tap dancing, there's just something so fucking hot

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<v Speaker 1>about a woman who can dance like that. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't seek out, like, you know, dance videos or dancing

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<v Speaker 1>is just really impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Jenny, anything, probably something sweet like helping an old lady,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, in a door, or something like holding

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<v Speaker 2>the door open. I don't know, something simple and sweet, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would say, if they're talented at something and shows it

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<v Speaker 3>off in some way. So that could be like dancing

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<v Speaker 3>or singing, or even if they're like really good at

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<v Speaker 3>guitar Hero and they play it on expert and their fingers,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, Wow, they're really good.

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<v Speaker 1>At that thing. That's hot. That's funny that you say that,

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<v Speaker 1>because Guitar Hero is exceedingly difficult when you get to

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard on easy, like oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends on how much you play it. I miss

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<v Speaker 1>Guitar Hero. That was a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>It was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved did did you play rock band where you

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<v Speaker 1>had the drums, guitar and then you had the bass?

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<v Speaker 3>Right before, but I never owned it. My friend had

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<v Speaker 3>Guitar Hero and I would just play it at her

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<v Speaker 3>house and she was too poor for rock band, so

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<v Speaker 3>we did never play that one.

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<v Speaker 1>juan Nita, So let's get started with Jannita's rent and

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, so y'all gotta stop being an influence on me.

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<v Speaker 4>So now every week we have a teams meeting, so

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<v Speaker 4>instead of me sitting there paying attention to what my

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<v Speaker 4>that he said, because all I can hear, all I

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<v Speaker 4>can picture in my mind is Bailey doing her falling

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<v Speaker 4>down the stairs bit, because that's what I'm picturing him

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<v Speaker 4>doing as he's standing there talking. Anyway, this week's rant

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<v Speaker 4>is about the passengers in your car. So I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know if any of you have really experienced this, but

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<v Speaker 4>you know how you're driving along and you get to

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<v Speaker 4>a stop sign or where you need you when you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna make it, do a left hand turn, but you

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<v Speaker 4>need to look out the right side mirror or the

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<v Speaker 4>do that because literally we're driving straight the whole way.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't move. They're looking at their phone. But as

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<v Speaker 4>soon as I need to look out the window, they

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<v Speaker 4>put their big ass head in the way. Get the

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<v Speaker 4>fuck out of the way. What do you look? You know,

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<v Speaker 4>what are you look out the window for? You're not driving,

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<v Speaker 4>Keep looking at your goddamn phone. As soon as I

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<v Speaker 4>need the window now, you want to put your fucking

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<v Speaker 4>head and away back. God, that fucking pisses me.

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<v Speaker 1>Off well for this week. Well, I know exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>she's talking about, because you look forward to You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to look to the right to see if it is coming,

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<v Speaker 1>and then your passenger is also leaning forward.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so guilty of doing that myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You do it? Why, Jenny, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I'm used to it. If someone else is

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<v Speaker 2>driving my car, I have one of those little sensors

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<v Speaker 2>that will light up, you know, in your rear view

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<v Speaker 2>mirror on the on the side one. Yeah, sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So I feel like if I kind of see that

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<v Speaker 2>starting the light up, then I'm kind of aware of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>are we changing lanes and are we gonna run into someone?

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<v Speaker 2>So then I kind of lean over and anyways, I

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<v Speaker 2>just get in the way.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think one of the best things spein of mirrors

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<v Speaker 1>is the backup camera. Okay, the backup camera. It says,

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<v Speaker 1>do not rely totally totally on camera image alone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh screw that. I don't need to turn around. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to crank my neck around. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>nothing like that. And then also the lane like traffic

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<v Speaker 1>next to you, like thing when you're mirror it'll have

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<v Speaker 1>like a yellow light in your rear view mirror. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>most cars built since nineteen fifteen have that Bailey, but

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey's is what we call a jeloppy and no, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's very cool. And then lane departure when it

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<v Speaker 1>steers it back into your lane fancy and grabs your

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<v Speaker 1>wheel and kind of steers it back in your lane.

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<v Speaker 3>I have that either.

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<v Speaker 1>Miracles of modern technology. All right, that's it for the

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