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<v Speaker 1>Time to catch a cheater.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, we are going to Glastonbury this morning. Carrie's

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<v Speaker 2>on the line having a problem with her husband Dave.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you, Carrie?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, how you doing? Okay? How are you guys doing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're good, We're well. I hope we can help you out.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you think your husband, Dave is cheating?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? So we work opposite hours right now, and so

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<v Speaker 3>he carpools to work with this coworker named Maddie.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think recently he's been acting a little distant. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just I don't know, I'm getting a bad feeling about something.

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<v Speaker 3>I work overnight, he works days, and he just carpooled

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<v Speaker 3>with this other woman. And last week I was at

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<v Speaker 3>work and somebody stepped on the smart scale that we have,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think it might have been her because it

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<v Speaker 3>was not my weight, and it's definitely not his weight,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I weigh like one hundred and forty five pounds

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<v Speaker 3>and it said it was one twenty and he is

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<v Speaker 3>not weigh one twenty no way.

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<v Speaker 2>On top of him acting strange carpooling with this girl,

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<v Speaker 2>would you estimate this girl? You said Maddie is her name,

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<v Speaker 2>would you estimate she's about one hundred and twenty pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like I don't know her super well, but I

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<v Speaker 3>guess if I saw her and I had to guess,

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<v Speaker 3>probably about one hundred and twenty pounds. Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Just have like a weird just a bad feeling. This

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<v Speaker 3>kind of reminds me of remember the War of the

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<v Speaker 3>Roses episode we did with that the aural ring, No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the aura ring.

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<v Speaker 4>Like so this is a thing. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 4>that when I don't even I didn't. Wow, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Because a smart scale will just it weighs you and

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<v Speaker 1>then it.

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<v Speaker 4>Will all that. Yeah, yeah, I actually have a smart scale.

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<v Speaker 4>They're really cool. Crazy, they're really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is, this is all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So hopefully I'm wrong, but I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm not all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I really believe in women's intuition. You're feeling it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's acting strange. Somebody was on the scale. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>you or your husband while you were at work. So

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<v Speaker 2>let's let's make the call. You're going to be listening in.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna offer Dave the Roses get some information at

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<v Speaker 2>any point if you want to jump on the line,

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<v Speaker 2>you can do it. Okay, Okay, can you guys imagine

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<v Speaker 2>if a smart scale caught a cheater.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that would be insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, the world we're living in, you can't even weigh

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<v Speaker 2>yourself crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hi is this Dave? Yeah, Hi Dave.

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<v Speaker 6>This is Miranda over at Flowers Express in Glastonbury.

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<v Speaker 4>How you doing this morning? I'm all right, good good,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad to hear it. Just giving you a quick

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<v Speaker 4>call this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Congratulations, you are actually the winner of our online weekly contest. Okay, yeah, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 6>So you just want a dozen free roses? I will

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<v Speaker 6>just be upfront with you. This is a marketing campaign,

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<v Speaker 6>so I will not send the roses to you. However,

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<v Speaker 6>I will send them to somebody on your behalf. But

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<v Speaker 6>they are one hundred percent free.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 7>Well that's pretty cool, all sure?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Fabulous? Well lucky you.

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<v Speaker 6>It also comes with a lovely card in my handwriting.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to say, it's pretty good. So I can

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<v Speaker 4>take down a message if you'd like.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, and you just write it to my sexy

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<v Speaker 5>work wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, to my sexy work wife.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, that's quite the message, does this very sexy workwife.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a name that I can use to adjust the card.

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<v Speaker 5>It's Maddie m A D D Y m A D D.

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<v Speaker 4>Why oh so work wife forgot it?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I need to jump in real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just say, Dave, there's another woman on the

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<v Speaker 2>line that is carry your wife. You're on Kiss ninety

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<v Speaker 2>five seven. This is Courtney savannahs the Floris Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff is here, Carrie, go ahead. He sent them to Maddie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 5>Silent?

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<v Speaker 3>You have nothing to say?

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<v Speaker 7>Now? Look, okay, all right, yeah, all right, fine, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>so yeah, I've been seeing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what you've been seeing Maddie? And you've been sleeping

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<v Speaker 3>with her in our house while I've been at work.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you realize this that the Smart

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<v Speaker 3>scale I get a notification on my phone when somebody

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<v Speaker 3>steps on the smart scale. Somebody that was not your

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<v Speaker 3>weight one, not your weight one hundred and twenty pounds,

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<v Speaker 3>stepped on the smart scale.

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<v Speaker 6>It was her.

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<v Speaker 7>There you look, I mean you want to do this?

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<v Speaker 5>Fine, there you have it. The truth is, Carrie, you've

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<v Speaker 5>let yourself go, and to be honest, I'm just not

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<v Speaker 5>attracted to you. Anymore. I was going to try to

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<v Speaker 5>find a way to tell you, but you've decided.

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<v Speaker 3>To so you're Yeah, I'm filled with rage at him

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, he's not a prize.

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<v Speaker 5>Like.

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<v Speaker 3>The reason I knew one hundred percent it wasn't him

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<v Speaker 3>is because nobody in our house is weighing one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and twenty pounds, like, believe me?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, you know, would you really like just digging

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<v Speaker 7>into this like you are definitely not you?

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<v Speaker 5>You wonder why I want.

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<v Speaker 7>To like, why I'm not attracted to you anymore?

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<v Speaker 5>Listen to yourself. Look, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on the radio twenty pounds more than her.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>This is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so disgusted by you, Dave, and the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>you cheating on your wife. You're turning it around on

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<v Speaker 2>her and you're mentioning anything about her physical appearance and

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<v Speaker 2>her weight disgust me. You are disgusting, Dave, You are gross.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, Carrie.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even have words for this.

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<v Speaker 5>We know what's disgusting is calling and lying to strangers

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<v Speaker 5>and setting them up in some stupid scenario like this

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<v Speaker 5>bad Yeah, sleeping with Natty? Get over yourself. You're fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hang on him, I'm done. Keep her on you,

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<v Speaker 2>Hang up on him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. He is disgusting. He's a pig. Just keep

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<v Speaker 1>the carry you there.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm sorry you even I'm sorry about all of this.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me tell you. Your husband is just an you

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<v Speaker 1>tell him. He's trying to turn it around on you.

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<v Speaker 1>This has nothing to do with you, This has nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with.

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<v Speaker 2>The way you look at all. It's got everything to

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<v Speaker 2>do with him. And I just want you to know

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to put you on hold. If you

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<v Speaker 2>would like to have any type of couples counseling or

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<v Speaker 2>just go by yourself, we are going to offer it

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<v Speaker 2>to you. But I really hope you're not, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>listening to what he has to say and taking that

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<v Speaker 2>to heart at all.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm just filled with rage right now, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that he would even say any of these things, and

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<v Speaker 3>that I mean his silence is deafening.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, oh, incredibly, incredibly Yeah, he's just trying to turn

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<v Speaker 6>it around on you to make himself feel better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's disgusting. I'm going to put you on hold. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk to you off the air.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay,