Speaker 1: Time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: You guys, we are going to Glastonbury this morning. Carrie's
Speaker 2: on the line having a problem with her husband Dave.
Speaker 2: How are you, Carrie?
Speaker 3: Hey, how you doing? Okay? How are you guys doing.
Speaker 2: We're good, We're well. I hope we can help you out.
Speaker 2: Why do you think your husband, Dave is cheating?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So we work opposite hours right now, and so
Speaker 3: he carpools to work with this coworker named Maddie.
Speaker 1: Okay, And yeah.
Speaker 3: I think recently he's been acting a little distant. It's
Speaker 3: just I don't know, I'm getting a bad feeling about something.
Speaker 3: I work overnight, he works days, and he just carpooled
Speaker 3: with this other woman. And last week I was at
Speaker 3: work and somebody stepped on the smart scale that we have,
Speaker 3: and I think it might have been her because it
Speaker 3: was not my weight, and it's definitely not his weight,
Speaker 3: Like I weigh like one hundred and forty five pounds
Speaker 3: and it said it was one twenty and he is
Speaker 3: not weigh one twenty no way.
Speaker 2: On top of him acting strange carpooling with this girl,
Speaker 2: would you estimate this girl? You said Maddie is her name,
Speaker 2: would you estimate she's about one hundred and twenty pounds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I don't know her super well, but I
Speaker 3: guess if I saw her and I had to guess,
Speaker 3: probably about one hundred and twenty pounds. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Just have like a weird just a bad feeling. This
Speaker 3: kind of reminds me of remember the War of the
Speaker 3: Roses episode we did with that the aural ring, No,
Speaker 3: it's the aura ring.
Speaker 4: Like so this is a thing. I didn't even know
Speaker 4: that when I don't even I didn't. Wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Because a smart scale will just it weighs you and
Speaker 1: then it.
Speaker 4: Will all that. Yeah, yeah, I actually have a smart scale.
Speaker 4: They're really cool. Crazy, they're really cool.
Speaker 1: All right, it is, this is all right.
Speaker 3: So hopefully I'm wrong, but I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not all right.
Speaker 2: Listen, I really believe in women's intuition. You're feeling it.
Speaker 2: He's acting strange. Somebody was on the scale. It wasn't
Speaker 2: you or your husband while you were at work. So
Speaker 2: let's let's make the call. You're going to be listening in.
Speaker 2: We're gonna offer Dave the Roses get some information at
Speaker 2: any point if you want to jump on the line,
Speaker 2: you can do it. Okay, Okay, can you guys imagine
Speaker 2: if a smart scale caught a cheater.
Speaker 4: I mean that would be insane.
Speaker 2: Honestly, the world we're living in, you can't even weigh
Speaker 2: yourself crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi is this Dave? Yeah, Hi Dave.
Speaker 6: This is Miranda over at Flowers Express in Glastonbury.
Speaker 4: How you doing this morning? I'm all right, good good,
Speaker 4: I'm glad to hear it. Just giving you a quick
Speaker 4: call this morning.
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Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 7: Well that's pretty cool, all sure?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Fabulous? Well lucky you.
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Speaker 4: I have to say, it's pretty good. So I can
Speaker 4: take down a message if you'd like.
Speaker 5: All right, and you just write it to my sexy
Speaker 5: work wife.
Speaker 4: Oh, to my sexy work wife.
Speaker 6: All right, that's quite the message, does this very sexy workwife.
Speaker 4: Have a name that I can use to adjust the card.
Speaker 5: It's Maddie m A D D Y m A D D.
Speaker 4: Why oh so work wife forgot it?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: I need to jump in real quick.
Speaker 2: Let me just say, Dave, there's another woman on the
Speaker 2: line that is carry your wife. You're on Kiss ninety
Speaker 2: five seven. This is Courtney savannahs the Floris Walmart.
Speaker 1: Jeff is here, Carrie, go ahead. He sent them to Maddie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5: Silent?
Speaker 3: You have nothing to say?
Speaker 7: Now? Look, okay, all right, yeah, all right, fine, yeah,
Speaker 7: so yeah, I've been seeing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you've been seeing Maddie? And you've been sleeping
Speaker 3: with her in our house while I've been at work.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you realize this that the Smart
Speaker 3: scale I get a notification on my phone when somebody
Speaker 3: steps on the smart scale. Somebody that was not your
Speaker 3: weight one, not your weight one hundred and twenty pounds,
Speaker 3: stepped on the smart scale.
Speaker 6: It was her.
Speaker 7: There you look, I mean you want to do this?
Speaker 5: Fine, there you have it. The truth is, Carrie, you've
Speaker 5: let yourself go, and to be honest, I'm just not
Speaker 5: attracted to you. Anymore. I was going to try to
Speaker 5: find a way to tell you, but you've decided.
Speaker 3: To so you're Yeah, I'm filled with rage at him
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: First of all, he's not a prize.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 3: The reason I knew one hundred percent it wasn't him
Speaker 3: is because nobody in our house is weighing one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty pounds, like, believe me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you know, would you really like just digging
Speaker 7: into this like you are definitely not you?
Speaker 5: You wonder why I want.
Speaker 7: To like, why I'm not attracted to you anymore?
Speaker 5: Listen to yourself. Look, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: We're on the radio twenty pounds more than her.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: This is disgusting.
Speaker 2: I'm so disgusted by you, Dave, and the fact that
Speaker 2: you cheating on your wife. You're turning it around on
Speaker 2: her and you're mentioning anything about her physical appearance and
Speaker 2: her weight disgust me. You are disgusting, Dave, You are gross.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Carrie.
Speaker 4: I don't even have words for this.
Speaker 5: We know what's disgusting is calling and lying to strangers
Speaker 5: and setting them up in some stupid scenario like this
Speaker 5: bad Yeah, sleeping with Natty? Get over yourself. You're fat.
Speaker 2: Okay, hang on him, I'm done. Keep her on you,
Speaker 2: Hang up on him.
Speaker 1: I'm done. He is disgusting. He's a pig. Just keep
Speaker 1: the carry you there.
Speaker 4: Whoa, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry you even I'm sorry about all of this.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you. Your husband is just an you
Speaker 1: tell him. He's trying to turn it around on you.
Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with you, This has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with.
Speaker 2: The way you look at all. It's got everything to
Speaker 2: do with him. And I just want you to know
Speaker 2: I am going to put you on hold. If you
Speaker 2: would like to have any type of couples counseling or
Speaker 2: just go by yourself, we are going to offer it
Speaker 2: to you. But I really hope you're not, you know,
Speaker 2: listening to what he has to say and taking that
Speaker 2: to heart at all.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just filled with rage right now, Okay,
Speaker 3: that he would even say any of these things, and
Speaker 3: that I mean his silence is deafening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, incredibly, incredibly Yeah, he's just trying to turn
Speaker 6: it around on you to make himself feel better.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. I'm going to put you on hold. I
Speaker 2: want to talk to you off the air.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay,