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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into WCW Monday nightro for January fifteenth,
two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: Ah. The end is.
Speaker 3: We still got time and we could turn the ship around.
I promise guys, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: I mean there's I mean, like there's a ship and
they can turn it around. Is just gonna go right
into a different kind of fugged up spot to crash
and burn. But you know what, before we get into
that and the Dying days, sorry, but that just the
horrible ending of this dying promotion, let's talk about what's
going on with the wrestling at the time with the
Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer January eighth, two thousand
and one. It's right, citing a number of factors, including
the enormous pressure he's been put under over the past year,
the large company debt, and what he sees is the
future landscape of the business. Paul Hayman said he was
in serious negotiations to sell either a majority share or
all of ec W. Hayman says it's the era of
the big boys. Quote unquote, we're too big to be
small time, but we're too small to be big time.
The reality is ECW as it presently is structured isn't viable.
And uh that sucks because like that's that's like the
death of probably every company ever's kind of yeah, somewhere
in there, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: They should sell a weekly pay per view for five
to ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe for one penny at one point.
Speaker 2: Here, Oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: In WW news. There was plenty of controversy this past
week over the firing of Mark Madden. Madden on December
twenty seventh was informed by Craig Lebers that morning he
was being fired for making statements on the air regarding
the sale of the company, a remark he made a
few months ago on one of the shows from Australia
is a passing inside joke where he was told not
to do so again and hadn't since, and about Scott Hall,
which he hadn't done several weeks about being told not to,
although Hall's name had been mentioned or allude to nearly
every show by Kevin Nash GDP or even Tony Shavani.
You're in Funders show, Hey boys. Yeah, I mean like
they're actually trying to just get you out of here,
Mark Madden, like they know not fucking what you hear.
Speaker 2: You're fired because we hate you.
Speaker 1: And more WWE News Melterer says, for whatever this is worth,
the latest timetable I was given for an announcement of
these sales if the sale goes through, excuse me, is
in the January fifteenth through January twenty ninth timeframe. A
lot of people expected it if the deal was done,
by the way, sorry, just for reference here, this is
the deal in terms of w so be getting sold
to like the company, the Fusion, the.
Speaker 2: Bishoffishof deal, Yeah, his group.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, you know, we're mid January, and even at
this point, unless there's like you know, maybe people in
behind the scenes that are super tight lipped about it,
which doesn't seem to be the case with most WCW stuff,
it seems like the idea was that this is still
gonna live, which.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bischoff is planning the Big Bang, which would have happened
in Las Vegas. We've talked about it a bit on
the show. They were going to run like at the
hard Rock or something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: The idea was a stationary show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's just weird, like looking back at it,
like how how quickly this unravels and like, yeah, this
company dies in the blink of an eye. More wm News.
The final suspension told from the Deal a few months back,
when a stink bomb was let off on a flight,
is that ref Mickey j was suspended for a month,
ref ref Mark Johnson for one week and ring announcer
Dave Penzer for one week. I've never heard of.
Speaker 3: This bombs in an airplane. That's kind of crazy, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean this is one yes, so like, yeah, you
can just do what you want. You can just bring
what everyone onto a plane and let it off and
people were like ha ha, and you just get.
Speaker 3: I feel like every kid in high school had a
stink bomb at one point, Like some one was always
throwing one of those off in the bathroom for something.
Oh I don't even know where you get those, but
like everyone had one.
Speaker 2: Every kid had one. I have no idea where they
got them, Tony, You're right, they magically appeared.
Speaker 1: Where they hell did ref Mickey j and ref Mark
Janson on Man.
Speaker 2: I mean like probably went to Spencer's kind of been modell.
That's where my brain went. I said, where do you
get a stink box? One? Spencer's is the answer for sure.
Speaker 3: And trick gum and some edible panties.
Speaker 2: I'm going back there.
Speaker 3: Looking at those posters that I'm gonna buy pull fish Yeah.
Speaker 1: From The Observer, January fifteenth, two thousand and one, after
guilty is charged, Paul Hayman was still saying that the
company wasn't going to shut down shows left on the
schedule Missouri and Arkansas this coming weekend. At press time,
nobody has gotten plane tickets for those shows, which is
out of the ordinary but not unheard of. Listen, there's
nothing fucking wrong with all that. Like maybe Haymond was
waiting for a fucking sweet deal on them.
Speaker 2: You know, I can't get you the flights because they
might stink like shit?
Speaker 1: Didn't you read Mark Johnson ad Spencer's. The NWA and
the defunct WXO Promotion are working together to put together
a television package on b ET what Oh wow, I
don't know how we've never I've never seen that part.
Speaker 3: Dude, I always forget that w XO is in two thousand.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, Tony, I've done full research on the research
on this fucking shitty ass promotion and this is the
first time I've ever seen the nw A and w
XO were trying to put together a show.
Speaker 3: On b E T w XO like that's the day
of the show.
Speaker 1: Probably that was the precursor for TNA.
Speaker 2: That's like nuts. I wonder how that would have panned out.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to see it. I mean, it
would have got probably just would have not worked.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, sure, yeah, I mean, let's not forget this
show is fucking horrible, man, that's really the party.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: Like, don't fucking stuck in a car that is fucking legendary.
I don't know, it's not.
Speaker 1: Worth the VHS tapes. They're burning it all. Get the
fuck out of here with this. I wonder who has
the WXO masters and how do we get them?
Speaker 3: TEDB probably lost your time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, by the way, Nitro is being preempted on
the next episode here. We will talk about this later
because I gets mentioned on this episode. It's being preempted
on January twenty second for the Move of the Pretender
two thousand and one.
Speaker 2: Why yeah, they say that on the show. I had
no idea. Maybe they expected a huge rating for this.
Speaker 1: That's like more than like better than Nitro, that's like
bad at the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so right.
Speaker 3: I mean, those made for TV movies are pretty popular
back in the day. You know, they use the jewels
and people love this shit.
Speaker 2: I actually have the Nielsen rating here.
Speaker 1: Oh please.
Speaker 2: The movie ended up earning a four point four Nielsen
rating and five point five three eight million viewers, making
it one of the top ten primetime shows on cable
for January.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow ww definitely was not doing that
in fucking two thousand and one. Then no, wow, great
call TNT. Fantastic work there.
Speaker 3: This movie thing, and we stop with the wrestling thing.
That sounds like a great adea.
Speaker 1: Let's fucking xnay this wrestling bullshit like what we're making movies?
Speaker 2: We said, how many times? How many times going to
play Star Wars in a row?
Speaker 1: Oh hot, like as much as we want and people
will watch it every time. Last couple of things here
from The Observer, January twenty second, two thousand and one.
After nearly a full year of various rumors, negotiations, and
several near finalized deals, the sale of WW by Time
Warner to Fusion Media Ventures was officially announced on January eleventh,
Literally hours before the announcement that the final step of
the Time Warner aol merger had been cleared lost them
mid all. The hoopla hoopla Jimmy sale is that. Just
a few hours later, Bob Merrowit and Semaphore Entertainment Group
announced that the sale of UFC to former Nevada State
Athletic Commission member Lorenzo Fortida and Las Vegas based company Zufa.
For Tita thirty one is the co owner of the
Station Casino in Las Vegas and owns the Zufa company
with the brother Frank Furtita and brother in law Blake Sartini.
Dana White, the former manager of middleweight champion Tito Ortiz,
who is the most charismatic of the fighters that have
been in the UFC recently, will actually run the company.
So I think we've mentioned this before, Like you know,
when many moons ago when we talk about the end
of WCW here, but yeah, that's fucking crazy. At the
same time, WCW and East W are all being sold
and fucking dying, and UFC is getting sold and it
like is the best thing ever for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. It completely changes everything for them.
Speaker 1: Legit UFC dies, I think otherwise. Yeah, but that is
it for the observer. Nowlet's talk about WSW Monday Night
tro January fifteenth, two thousand and one. All right, so we.
Speaker 2: Start with the code open here. It is the show
after w u c W SEN, So we get a
replay of the things that happened at that show. Just
a few things. Really. Goldberg streak is over.
Speaker 1: Again, right, Okay, it's not the first one. This is
the Nash one. This is they did it again. And
his career slash streak ending match.
Speaker 2: Was his.
Speaker 1: Life career streak match was he teamed with Sarge to
face totally buff.
Speaker 2: It was Goldberg and de Wayne Bruce.
Speaker 1: That sucks. That's you pronouncing Okay, that sucks full stop.
But that sucks because you're pronouncing it how it's spelled.
Speaker 2: His name, I mean one of the gayne.
Speaker 1: Who was of course, Uh, Sergeant Buddy Lee Parker and
that's Goldberg's.
Speaker 2: Boy trained him, that's his trainer. Yeah, there's hierarchy here
in w CW. Things are turning around two thousand and one.
Hierarchy based feuds. This is what it was all about.
I have an idea and it's gonna work because I learned.
Speaker 1: It in Japan. So oh yeah, I guess we should
establish that who so booking here is not Russo before
anyone drives on that. It's Johnny Ace, It's Ed Frara
and Terry Taylor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what was written.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if that's true, but it's true
for now correct. Yeah. So uh yeah, du Wayne first
sing Goldberg take on Lex Luger and buff Bagwell. Goldberg's
gimmick here is if he loses, then his life.
Speaker 1: Gets taken from him.
Speaker 2: So he put his life in the hands of Dulaye,
which was a great idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe he thought it was Bruce Wayne, that would have
been great. Goldberg thought he was getting out from the batman.
Speaker 2: We ran out of money.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Bruce, we got we got Bruce Wayne, Johnny, that's
Dwayne Bruce.
Speaker 2: There's no difference. Well, Goldberg lost the match because he
was slaying in the eyes by a fan with mace,
right with stinct spray from the.
Speaker 1: Spencers stink bombace from Spencer's.
Speaker 2: And this allowed Totally Buff to win.
Speaker 1: It's the only way they can win.
Speaker 2: There's just no way they could pin Dwayne Bruce other
than if Goldberg is incapacitated by a fan with a mace,
which is legal. The odds of that happening are just
so impossible. Yet here at w CWS said anything could happen.
Speaker 1: Well, of course, the man in charge, Rick Flair, ended
up being the man behind all the shenanigans here because
we all thought he was against you know, all the
the like Totally Buff. I mean, why would he team
with totally Buff, And especially he was against Scott Steiner,
who was in the main event match, which was this
a fucking world title match or a tag match? What
was this three way? Oh? Okay, that would make sense,
right is it?
Speaker 2: Is it Jared Steiner and sid But.
Speaker 1: There was also a mystery partner that kept talking about,
which I thought was what this was.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, the mystery partner was in the match, Yes.
Speaker 1: But it was it was not until but they kept
saying mystery partner. But it's not a mystery partner. It
was a mystery opponent.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a four corners match. They say here, huh.
Speaker 2: Well Animal was the mystery man. Oh right, makes sense
now Animal I kept.
Speaker 3: Thinking of the whole time they get wood animals.
Speaker 2: So Scott Steiner retained the title due to Animal being
the mystery man. The way that he.
Speaker 3: Came out, by the way, look at this guy, look
at this animal.
Speaker 2: God, this is yeah. The way he came out just
absolutely fucking mental. He comes out in a straight jacket
that he can walk in regularly. Yeah, and also in
a hockey mask with an X over it. M I
mean rig Flair was fine with all this.
Speaker 1: Well that's his boy, because he put this all together.
Speaker 3: And yeah.
Speaker 2: So this we talked about on the show before. But
sin is the debut of the Magnificent Seven or also
known as the Elite, and this nitro is the first
nitro that are on here. This group, of course is
Scott Steiner, Medesia, Rick Steiner, Jeff Jarrett, Lex Luger, Buff
Bagwell and road Warrior Animal. So we go into the
show here. The ropes are blue for thunder of Force.
Even though we are on Nitra.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to fucking do?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: We always have to change the fucking ropes. Me.
Speaker 1: I got a lot more to worry about of here
than your fucking ropes.
Speaker 2: I mean, we are deep into the like hanging on
for dear life era of WW here. Tony Schavanni and
Scott Hudson are leading the show tonight. Mark Madden is fired.
Speaker 1: Because we hate him.
Speaker 2: That was written on his papers that were fed. They
explained to us that Rick Flair has swerved us.
Speaker 1: All, oh my god, dude, that's legit what they say.
They say he swerved us, all he worked us. All,
oh yeah, Goldberg's career is over. Scott Steiner still the
world champion. Things are not well, and wc that.
Speaker 3: That is an understatement.
Speaker 2: Internally and externally things are bad.
Speaker 1: But if that wasn't bad enough, Also, last night, a
horrific accident occurred, an injury to sit vicious and we
advise you to get the children away from the television set. Uh,
this was not on camera last night. This was when
we're watching the mystery opponent come in. We were all
very confused. That of color kid, and you know what
we're gonna We're good. I mean, this is like the
most horrific thing ever. We're gonna like show it to
you as much as possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently Sid wasn't happy about that either. That they
showed the footage a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, why the fuck did they?
Speaker 2: I mean, it is one of the most gruesome injuries
in wrestling history. It is absolutely unhinged. His foot becomes unhinged.
Speaker 1: It is disgusting. Like I'm guessing maybe they thought people
heard about it and we're wanting to see it and
we're going to turn and tune into the show to
see it. But it's not like it was advertised, like,
you don't need to show me this.
Speaker 2: It's okay, dude, Yeah, it's it's it's bad. So he
goes for a kick off the top rope or the
ropes and just lands and his foot just buckles and
it breaks his whole shit off. It's legit crazy. Yeah,
his boot is still on, but it looks like his
boot is disconnected from his leg.
Speaker 1: Legit Like the only thing keeping it from looking worse
than it was is legit his boot, Like, otherwise his
leg would be all the way to the zide.
Speaker 3: Oh that is nasty.
Speaker 1: I I'm sure we talked about this before, but you
brought it up to and remind us James that this
was John Laurnidis's idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sid obviously was pissed after all this happened.
Of course, Sid apparently didn't even want to do that spot.
Sid sid Vicious actually claimed it was John Laronidis who
gave him the directions to do the spot and he
was hesitant, but he did it anyways because apparently laur
and I has pressured him into doing it because he
wanted to make a good impression on the new management.
Then he sued Universal Wrestling Corporation. Sid Vicious sued Universal
Wrestling Corporation that is a turner holding company for the
unpurchased assets from WCW, and also sued John Laurnidis. But yeah,
so he sued him for a multitude of things, including
emotional distress, unjustin Richmond's negligence, et cetera, et cetera, because
of how the injury occurred and how it was treated afterwards,
including WCW using the footage of the accident for their
own gain. Sid ended up losing the summary judgment. He
appealed and then the case was dismissed in two thousand
and five.
Speaker 1: Well don't even think about going to all Japan, you
stupid ASSHOLEO.
Speaker 2: So yeah, sid Vicious's leg has been broken, just jin.
Only the grossest injury I've ever seen. I can't think
of one. Off the top of my head. If I
thought about it hard, I'm sure I could come up
with another one. But off the top of my head,
it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: I watched Nick Age die and visually this was worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, visually it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: And thankfully, thankfully he gets to come back and kicks later,
which was awesome.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's later, rarely sold for him, it was awesome. Dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so did Vader? I think, right? He get back?
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, ell yeah he did.
Speaker 2: So we start off the evening here after seeing Sid
Vicious is horrible, horrible, horrific injury.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start a show make me feel real nice.
Speaker 2: Well, Goldberg's life ended at sin also because him and
Duade brus I could not beat Buff Bagwell and Lex Luger,
So yeah, the fan was the real tipping point there.
Goldberg's funeral is the first segment on this show, and
Lex Luger and Buff Bagwell come out in huge suits
to lee a funeral march.
Speaker 1: So they're out here. They're in black suits. Luger's suit
is just fucking insane looking. Buff looks like he's in
a suit that was also sized for Luger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I don't know what it is. I
love the way old suits look like two thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so totally Buffer here and they waved to the
back of a bunch of dudes, including Chris Harris, start
bringing a coffin. Not only is he there, Tony, but
when they get the coffin in the ring, Chris Harris
is the only one.
Speaker 3: That DAPs up into hugs Buff and looks like that's buddy.
Speaker 2: He's there every week, it seems.
Speaker 1: I bet this. If this company lasted just a little longer,
he would have been wrestling easy Money on this show.
So they bring a coffin down to the ring and
a big picture of Goldberg shows up on nitro Vision,
which is what they call the Turner Tron. I don't
know when it went to nitro Vision or if that
was short lived, but that's what they called it here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did call it nitro Vision. I was thrown off.
I definitely thought it was the Turner Tron.
Speaker 1: Okay, was Turner Tron like an online thing that was
made up because the other one was Titan Tron, or
like I.
Speaker 2: Scroll, yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I
mean I also think maybe they went to nitrovision if
if this is what happened, because they didn't know if
they were going to stay on Turner broadcast.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, that's fucking also good point. So
the lid opens and Buff is hugging the side of
it and crying. Of this coffin, and inside of it
is a jackhammer that has his Goldberg's tattoo on it
and a physical spear and Goldberg's book.
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny. The casket and there's a
big jack camera here.
Speaker 1: Scott Uson is mad this whole segment. Buff's hugging the
casket and Lex is consoling him, and Scott says, come on.
So Luger has a prepared statement. He says, I tried
to jot down just a few thoughts here. Lex says,
we lost a great hero last night, and I hope
that people that are responsible for the demise of Bill
Goldberg have what suitably justifies the crime and that will
be done by the Boston w to be the great
man like that. Leg says, I know all of us
here have a lot of special thoughts and memories Bill Goldberg,
who is no longer with us ever again.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was fucking hilarious, dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've we talked about Alex Luger promo like a
total package promo at some point during this era. Heel
tp lex Luger is a fantastic promo, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean just tacking on the end there was so funny. Yeah,
I know a lot of us have a lot of
special thoughts and Mary's Bill Goldberg, it was no longer
with us ever again. That is so good. Oh my goodness, Yeah, ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Luca says, his unbelievable winning streak never to be equaled again.
A man who went on another win streak of enormous proportions.
Humong his proportions. You could say we all mourned last night. Uh,
and the crowd booze and Le says it's okay your feelings.
And it comes to a guy in the front row,
very angry in a Goldberg shirt, which is a shirt
that says Goldberg and he's holding a sign like a
street sign that says.
Speaker 2: Goldberg Boulevard upside down, Yeah, upside down.
Speaker 1: Lex says he was a great friend of me to Buff,
to everyone in the back and everyone in the building,
and as a matter of fact, suitable for this very
sad with special night, Buff and all those torn emotions
has jotted down a few thoughts to share with you,
and Buff says, if I could just have your sons
for a moment, and there's a Goldberg chant and Buff says,
exactly Goldberg. I'll speaking for totally Buff and the fans
out here, but we know Goldberg will always be the man.
And he cries a little more. He says, I look
out there and I can see his face, but it's
kind of hard to see when it's six feet under.
I loved a man and him and Luger hug and
Shiovanni says, how do we end this? Well, sadly, this
goes on for fifteen more minutes.
Speaker 2: As what's he say? He's a great point, how do
we end this? He's like, player runs the show. H
Goldberg is presumably dead. Who the fuck is gonna come
out here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? Uh? Well, Luger says, at this point in time,
like to ask anybody out there in the audience or
in the back that has any special extra thoughts to
add to our memory. Bill Goldberg, please step forward now.
I like that. Like he offered it to the crowd too.
Should have talked to the Goldberg fan of the front
rowse holder.
Speaker 2: He definitely has something to say.
Speaker 1: Fuck you anyway, the should chosen one. And Shavanni, just
in the purest that he's ever said words before, says
not Jeff, Jared me.
Speaker 3: You watching every episode by you don't even know the
half of it.
Speaker 1: So Jared comes out and says, I came out here
tonight because I feel I have something very important to say,
and I just want to spare share one special memory
I have of Bill Goldberg in this memory stands above
all the other memories I have. Bill. So, Bill, wherever
you are, I hope you're watching all the time we
spend here in WW together. You never ever beat me,
jose one was never added to that long list of appit.
This is funny as shit, he said, Bill. It's so
unfortunate that you're not here anymore, because I was gonna
start my own streak and add you to the list,
So chuck on that you second, streaking, spearing, Jack Cameron snorting,
Growlin snotting, retired slap nuts hock. Yeah, they all fucking
dap up. They're laughing and hugging. I mean, this is egregious.
And if it wasn't egregious enough, there is still more
to be had here because introducing next the hood emblem
of this group, the man who will lead ww into
the next millennium, the greatest WCW World Champion of all time,
Big Papa Pumpa Scott Steiner, along with his freak of
the week, his favorite freako, which was a fellow A
little contradicting, but take it nonetheless. Scott Steiner comes out.
He's an all black not in a suit, though he's
in a fucking big black.
Speaker 2: Turtleneck for Fall Brawl.
Speaker 3: The turtleneck, shit, is that the same fit?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It looks like it though it might be.
Speaker 1: He just wears this. It just happened to be good
for the occasion, saying this is.
Speaker 2: The only time they could get him to take a
promo shot was in this turtleneck. That's just the one
picture they.
Speaker 1: Had to take a fucking picture. Look good.
Speaker 2: Take a picture. Medesia has a widow's veil on Also.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny, and that's what they describe
on commentary as her freak veil, which also is right.
So what happened, by the way they explained it here,
the kid that maced Goldberg at SIN was someone that
Rick Flair had introduced to Goldberg earlier to sign an autograph,
So he was a play that they I don't know
why they had to have them introduce them to Goldberg
before the show, Like you just plan them there and
you can make them all the same. I don't think.
Speaker 2: That says you know.
Speaker 1: Before I talk about Bill Goldberg, just like to say,
after all last night it sin. The list continues to
grow and grow, grow, but not without fair warning, you see,
Sid Vicious, I gave a fair warn to walk away
and is if you mess with the large songs in
the world, You're gonna feel the pain because I'm the
man with the power. So Sid Vicious, tonight, as you
lay in your hospital bed with a rod to your
kneecap to your ankle, you found out why I'm gonna
go down to history is the greatest world champion of
all time, which brings me to you, Bill Godberg, you
see a fault.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I may not have hurt you, but I gave it
the worst defeated career. And I'm sure you wanted a rematch,
but you see, in this sport you may have Scott
Rocket at the top, but quite frankly, you are a
man enough to stay on top. So there will be
no rematch.
Speaker 2: In this life.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. They'll go good riddance. And he opens uping
goffin lid and spits in it. Yeah, it's got on
the seal. Please come on. Well, Goldberg's music hits and
the crowd fucking comes alive. They're ready to see the
big man. He's here. They're stavid shitting on him for
I mean, it has to be twenty minutes now. They're
just fucking reiling them. And we see a shot backstage
in the locker room, and out from the locker room
comes Rick Flair and road War Animal, and I'm like,
that's right, that is right. So Rick Flair and Road
War Animal walk out from the locker room and I'm like,
all right, there's fucking more here. And not only is
there more here, the little Nitro logo pops up in
their bottom left corner, indicating that they're going to commercial.
This is a two.
Speaker 3: Seg promo, seg opening promo, two segs.
Speaker 1: What the hell watching I'm watching Raw?
Speaker 2: You know it's funny. Fuck it's funny because if they
would have done Bill Goldberg's entrance music, shown the door
and then gone to commercial and come back and it
was Rick Flair and Animal coming out, like they could
have at least got some people to switch over. But
instead they show Rick Flair, they show Animal, they go
to commercial, they come back and Rick Flair says, please God,
I'm begging you, do not change the channel.
Speaker 1: Put down that channel changer. Fuck that. So we're back
for commercial. Rick players in the ring, and Flair says, ladies, whoo,
just ladies, welcome to the new w z W. He says,
anybody out there watching the show right now, I have
a seat, But that channel jjit down because your world's
Jagen to night. Whoo. Please don't watch WRAW please, So
Flair says, before you use the great collection of wrestlers ever
assembled in one ring, double j Animal, the package totally Buff.
He doesn't like. He doesn't know Buff Bagwell's other nickname,
and which is funny, dude, yes, because it happens multiple times,
like it's always the package, and then looks at Buff
totally buff.
Speaker 3: The package is totally buff. He thinks his name is
totally buff.
Speaker 2: He looks at Lucer one time and he just gives
the funniest laugh ever.
Speaker 1: And Big puppa Pump run the sport wrestling guys at
the night and you out there could do nothing about it,
but that remote down. Please don't do anything about it.
Speaker 2: Please please stay right the here sh it's good. The
pretender's cooking us next week, please.
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean the pretender is about to eat this
show's ask The pretender puts the nail in the proverbial coffin,
not the Goldberg one, a whole different one of here
that sucks. And then Flair goes into a completely different
diatribe here. I am unsure. I think maybe he just
had time to fill or he was just feeling good,
he says. Women, you can get up in the morning
and you can say goodbye to your fat husband. You
can fantasize about at night with Double j. You can
fantasize about the night with Big Pump, or you can
get totally buffed by bump back.
Speaker 2: You can get totally buff by totally buff and linger.
Speaker 1: We can wrestle, we can think, and we can party.
Oh night, Helong and anyway, god Burg. Besides that, this
may be the greatest world JP of all time. It's
not the NFL. It's not the NBA. But I don't
know what the fuck is.
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: What what did him saying? NFL and you have to
do with subitious? Was there a joke? I just missed there.
I don't know, Uh legit, no fucking clue. So less,
it's not it's not that movie. Don't watch that ship, don't.
Speaker 2: It's not your trip great movie. It's not DJ Qualls
great actor.
Speaker 1: I mean, what a fantastic actor DJ Qualls is. I
mean like nails it every time, like DJ Qalls was
the Justin Long of his time.
Speaker 2: I see DJ Calls in a movie theater, I'm popping crazy.
I'm just stating war.
Speaker 3: I mean in seats there.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, I'm six deep with all my
friends justa DJ Qualls is there. I'm bringing the boys.
This is not dj if, it's not DJ Qualls, and
it ain't got Stiffler and it just keep the fucking
movie to yourself out.
Speaker 1: Like, what's the point a movie without the boys?
Speaker 2: I about to pretend to two thousand and one at
one of those two guys. That show is probably.
Speaker 1: Awesome there Well, Flaire says, it's not the NFL, is
not the NBA. But last night zid Vicious called the
Methodist hospital. He got his leg broke in too, by
Big Papa. Flaire says, you know why, because he dared
to be on the same plane I got it at.
And he says, over the course of the evening, I'm
gonna be interviewing all you punks backstage. You got two choices.
Speaker 2: Ben Ben Bigelow, forty years of age.
Speaker 1: You're talking to me, yes, actually specifically you. He says.
You can try and make this level. You can try
and get on the boat before we take off, because
that's what boat's me doing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, God, you're.
Speaker 3: John Bennon to get him out of here, no more confetti.
Speaker 1: He says. You can try to get on the boat
as we take off, or could be dealt with on
an individual basis by Double Jay, by the Animal, by
the Total Package, by totally that's me, or Bye Big Bapa.
Speaker 2: Bye God Bop, totally bu Holy Ship that's me.
Speaker 1: That's what he starts doing. He starts selling for it. Well,
it's not the end of the segment. I was hoping
this segment would continue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just thinking I needed a little more.
Speaker 1: So Flare says, what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: That is in a Canadian tuxedo d head, which.
Speaker 1: Is kind of disrespectful, like gum Man died here, like
you think he would dress appropriately. Nonetheless, but I guess
he didn't really care for Bill gold.
Speaker 2: That's his boy. What you mean the only end of
the street shittily ended twice. I have a new idea
where we started new streak for Goldberg?
Speaker 1: Yes, because then I end it.
Speaker 2: I started new streaking that I freak it.
Speaker 1: So Na says, let me make one thing clear, Rick Flair,
I'm not on your team, and there's a bunch of silence,
and Flare because he has to say something, says, well,
that might not work out for you, right, and that says,
I'm gonna cut to the chase. Oh good, that's good.
Somebody fucking would I love the way Nash.
Speaker 2: Holds the mic, by the way, it's so unique.
Speaker 1: How's he doing?
Speaker 2: Is it like two fingers over the top?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's well, he's you know, he's the ship. I'm
telling you.
Speaker 2: I swear he takes off the fucking mic flag whenever
he grabs the mic for.
Speaker 1: Some reason we did when he was a heel.
Speaker 2: He definitely does all the time, has a mic. There
is no flag on the mic. Everyone else is a
Nitro flag on that. He just don't.
Speaker 1: Did he have a flag on the mic here?
Speaker 2: No, it was just the stick.
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking working here much longer, so, Nash says,
so you're gonna be the brains of this thing. Flair,
I guess Steiner's the heart and tonight I left Big
Sexy back in Indianapolis. Tonight the killer's here, and commentary goes, whoa.
Speaker 2: Flair. Flair says, you're just shop.
Speaker 1: Well, Nash says Steiner, Tonight, I drive a stake through
your heart, take your belt, and then I kill you.
Rick Flair, oh yeah, because he's the killer.
Speaker 2: If it was Big Sexy, would a Rick Flair? You're
lucky he left him back in.
Speaker 1: That's for you. Fa Flair says, you're talking awful big
for a man standing out there all alone, and Nasha,
of course, raises an eyebrow and says, who says I
was alone? Sell five five. DDP comes out Big Pop
and Scott Hudson very excited for the reuniting of Kevin Nash,
and DDP says that is inside baby, get ready. No
one's ever been that excited. This team sucks.
Speaker 2: They were run tacked champions, Buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean so, so are twenty six other teams.
This week, Naw says, I got one more friend of
me tonight, a guy from Detroit, Michigan that Seiner knows
pretty well. He's been poundered to you since you were
a kid. It's a Ray Sin.
Speaker 2: Hey, he's with me. He was spoiling the storyline.
Speaker 8: Just spoiling storyline and fucking start a fucking spinning all
over himself, he says the slapper.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Nash wants a world title match with Steiner tonight,
and Flay says, you make the matches. I make the matches.
You get to be eight feet tall, and I'm the
boss and now fixed better.
Speaker 3: I'm the greatest fuck.
Speaker 1: God says Wait a minute, Rick Flair, somebody let me talk.
Speaker 2: In twenty minutes. Let's go on here.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm the commissioner, so I got the power
to which he got back last night at Sin against
Mike Sanders, who was the commissioner. Kat says Scott Steiner,
I think your booty needs to be kicked, and I'm
gonna take it to the fans if Scott steiner booty
needs to be kicked, saying yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1: I tell you what, Scott Steiner, it's my duty to
please he's your booty. I have spoken. Okay.
Speaker 2: I love the cat coming out here. I thought that
ship was awesome.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I mean, it couldn't get any more
fucked up, right, Like the cat was the icing on
the cake.
Speaker 3: Here, Like unless the young dragons came out attactive or
something like that.
Speaker 1: Are young dragon's coming out and kicking cats? Asked in
the middle of this would have made my fucking dream Like.
Speaker 2: If scott'sider body needs to be kick give me. My
favorite part of this was Tony Schavanti screaming at the
end as they go to commercial.
Speaker 3: Our getting started.
Speaker 1: Fun there James and Scott Steiner. The camera is like
on the camera box next to the ring, Scott Steiner
is Donnie thornburying into the camera.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that there were some baby Faces. I
gotta be honest with you. Since Bill Goldberg and do
Wayne Bruce, the two top baby faces on the show,
were out, I was really starting to think there's no
babyfaces left. But little did I know the Killer was
gonna make a return, of course, and Ddp's here to
stand there and the Cat and Rick Steiner who's definitely
not going to portray these guys and join his brother,
I mean this guy. So we go backstage, Rick Flair
and Buff Bagwell are here with Crowbar and Daphne.
Speaker 1: Because we didn't need any matches yet, we needed like
more segments to sell this angle.
Speaker 3: We're setting up this show. We're doing the angles, we're
long term storytelling. We got a lot of the stories.
Speaker 1: So Flair is talking to Crowbar and Flair says, you
saw the show, right, you watch it? Like we need ratings?
Could you watch the show as well? Back here?
Speaker 2: The hell no, we all started with a twenty five
minute promo. I'm not watching shit.
Speaker 1: Clais says, I got a lot of respect for you,
and I got a lot of respect for the I
gotta know, are you gonna be a team player? And
Crowbar says, Rick, You're a legend, But I've always been
sort of a loner and I you know, I've never
taken sides before, and Flaire says, hold on, you suck,
anyone can throw jack skins around you, suck. I want
to know if you could wrestle with this elite machineer
and I want to hear her screaming all night long
because she's been buffed. What the fuck are you talking about,
you fucking crazy old man.
Speaker 2: This shit was funny as shit, and Flair says that
he wants to hear her screaming, and Daphty smiles over
to the left, and then Flaire says that she's getting
buffed all night long, and then Daphney gives us super
confused face, and then Flare says, come on, man, he
leaves man.
Speaker 1: I like it. Legit one from Hey do you want
to be on my team? Say, hey, man, you fucking
like anyone can do your shitty hardcore stuff like I
want to see if you can wrestle anyway? Can Buff
fuck your girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know him right, totally? Buff? I mean buff
Bagwell that's what you call him. So Niger will air
on Tuesday, January twenty third to eight pm because of
the pretender two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: For good reason.
Speaker 2: So we get the first match of the evening, Chavo
Guerrero Junior versus Crowbar with Daphane for the Cruiserweight title.
Hakku beat Crowbar for the Hardcore title last night at SIN.
Speaker 1: I was very confused at how they explained that, because
I swear they said Crowbar faced Terry Funk and then
Mang won the Hardcore title in the match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think it's twenty four seven, right, so
we can come in.
Speaker 1: Uh maybe let me see. Oh no, it was a
triple threat match. Okay, they just worded it.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Hawku wins this, and then he goes in
the Rumble leg a week later, which is really actually
this Sunday. Actually he goes in the Royal Rubble. I
don't know how that worked out, but he definitely is
in the roy.
Speaker 2: They hot start in the ring here as Crowbar chops
down Chavo. Chavo hits a head scissors and a drop
kick to take back over, and hits a Hurrican Arana
off the top rope.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask this, maybe you guys, I feel
like you guys have a better ear for this than me.
Do you how much was WW like fucking with the
crowd audio during this time? Like, is the main event audio? Genuine?
I know I'm jumping ahead a lot, but like, because
some parts here where they're these guys are doing shit,
I don't hear any reaction at all, and then Kevin
Nash walks over the top rope and they're losing their
fucking mind. Is it like, do you think they're sweetening
that part or.
Speaker 2: That's all it is?
Speaker 3: Dude, though, I think they did fuck with the audio
because I know, we watched a couple of things and
we're like, why is the audio sound like? It's like weird?
Speaker 1: It just yeah, it's always not leveled right, and if
it is, something seems to miss.
Speaker 3: Probably mess with the sliders a lot, you know, throwing
it up for Kevin Nash, throwing it down for Javo.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Everyone the show has been
beaten down mercilessly for years. At this point, I mean,
Chavo Guerrero was teaming with Boner.
Speaker 1: And asshole and weed.
Speaker 2: And boobs just like in the army or whatever, yeah, whatever,
Tony the Marines or whatever, fighting for this country. Boner anyways,
is a great Grizowit champion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we just try to try to get at that.
People did not care at this point what was going
on to Guerrero, so they probably weren't cheering or.
Speaker 2: Crowbar, who has been unrelentingly feuding with Dale Torborg for
so long now and never winning any matches against I mean,
I'm the kids, also losing the title to Daphne or whatever.
That one time, oh that was just six months ago.
Probably Rick Flair said, hey, Crowbar, you're the man.
Speaker 3: You totally.
Speaker 2: You guys are next up. There's no one else in line.
Speaker 1: We fucked everything else.
Speaker 2: Well, commentary is talking about how good Crowbar is at
wrestling and doesn't need trash cans until he decides, fuck it,
I do need trash cans.
Speaker 1: It was I mean, the timing was actually fucking tremendous. Yeah,
he says he's shown me he doesn't need garbage wrestling,
and crow Bar is going to the top rope and
then he climbs down to go get a chair.
Speaker 2: Well, he hits a few things. He hits a death
valley driver for two. He puts Chiao up and goes
for the Franken Screamer, but Chavo always onto the ropes.
He crashed and burns hard. Chavo goes for the Tornado DDT,
but Crowbar throws them off. Chavo hits a drop toe
hold and jumps off the top for the tornado did
but Crowbar holds them and hits the Northern Lights. That
was all good ship here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Crowbar goes to back body Chavo over the ropes, but
Chavo crash and burns into the ropes.
Speaker 1: He fucking died. That definitely wasn't what was supposed to happen.
It looked gnarly and but it looked look cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked awesome. Crowbar then hits the leap of
fate splashed the floor on Chavo as Daphne laughs.
Speaker 1: I love that, dude.
Speaker 2: I did too. We've talked about before. I can't remember
what match we watched with Crowbar, but an awesome move
that someone should be using now for sure.
Speaker 1: I used to spam that on SVR online.
Speaker 2: So Crowbar takes a moment of hesitation and then grabs
a steel chair and makes a silly face. Crowbar sets
the chair up on the floor and Chavo hits a
sling shot over the ropes and pushes Crowbar's head into.
Speaker 1: The chair face jams them. Yeah, I mean I'd love
to in a different world to see what Crowbar was
setting up for here with this chair on the outside.
Speaker 2: Like the ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's sad. Who's the Goldbrig fan? Open?
Speaker 2: Well, Shave rolls him back in and hits the brain
buster in the ring for the three defending the Cruiserweight title.
Speaker 1: Nice brainbuster. I mean I I enjoyed this match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too?
Speaker 1: Cool? And uh, I mean it sucks that Crowbar can't
wrestle or whatever.
Speaker 2: Dude has great matches, like almost every time we watch him.
This guy sucks.
Speaker 1: You suck totally buffet.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage totally buff and likes Luga are
talking to Bam Bam Bicholo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bam BAM's here in his undefinest thing out, which
is also his bag. Buff says, we're talking about an
elite group. You are now my elite. Buff says the
new wws. He said, you saw the town, the ring,
you fit right in. Bam Bam, you are our man
for the new Elite Group? Are you with us? And
Bam Bam says, well, do I get to kick some
button and Lex says you sure do, are you in?
And Bam Bam says I'm in. You've been killed my career.
That's far, but as well keep it going. Who cares
at this point, right They all dap up and hug.
I mean, like, wow, that sucks. They didn't see ship
in this guy.
Speaker 2: No, I mean they used him when he first came in,
but he quickly just became fodder for everybody else.
Speaker 1: This must have been the revenge for Vader getting book
shitty on Raw.
Speaker 2: Like they booked Bam Bam shitty because of that.
Speaker 1: No, well, Bam Bam wasn't a mainevan in WrestleMania, so
Vader went to w w F got book like ships.
So they took Vam Bam Ba.
Speaker 2: Lawrence Taylor match the main event of that mania. Yes, yeah, yeah,
So we have Shane Hounds and Shannon Moore versus Billy
Kidman and Ray Mysterio Junior.
Speaker 1: With no time, no time for these guys get in
there and.
Speaker 3: Get your spots to all the moves. Well they were.
Speaker 2: They were on the road to introducing the Cruiserweight tag
team titles, and I think the idea here was that
the Cruiserweight guys will be going a million miles a
minute and will not be sure selling or doing anything
like that. Just cool moves, flash stuff and fast paced action.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the match. It just was so fucking I
was like, wow, they are they are going like no tags,
Like this is just fucking this is a speed match.
Speaker 2: Well we hot start as Ray comes into the ring
and uh yeah, man, I mean these guys are going
to million miles a minute here. God damn it, there's
so much shit that I'll probably miss some of it here.
Ray and Kidman hit us sit out high Times chronics
on a match.
Speaker 1: On the show. They are punching Cat in the head speak.
The move that they hit just before this James, which
is way more important than the double high Times was
of course, the double irishwhip gut kick.
Speaker 2: Nice set that up. Yeah, well, Kidman goes for a
power bomb on Shane Helms, but Helm's head scissors over
the ropes to the floor. Ray hits a Tiger faint
but gets caught in a wheelbarrow by Shane Helms, which
turn turns into a more in Helm's power bomb neck breaker.
Speaker 1: That was awesome.
Speaker 2: Kidman hits a baseball slide to Helm's cock and balls,
and Ray then hits him with the face full of stuff,
which they're not calling it that anymore. They're just calling
it the.
Speaker 1: Bronxo Brosco Buster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well more jaw jacks Kidman. It hits
a spinning heel kick on Ray, than fucking tope con
Hilo on kidman.
Speaker 1: Dude, everyone just starts doing fucking divester sensational flip dies
and yeah.
Speaker 2: Ray hits a Corus group planche on more and kidman.
Shane Helms then comes off the top of the cross
body splash on everyone.
Speaker 1: Helms hits his fucking crossbody, gets crazy height on it.
Tony Schavani, I swear this is how he said it.
Another body to pile. Why not?
Speaker 2: Thank you for.
Speaker 3: Selling this for me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Hey man, we're introducing Cruise aweight tag titles. You're going
to be seeing a lot of this type of ship.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna be seeing nothing here, souon.
Speaker 2: I don't. Ray hits a backdrop on Shannon Moore here
that I thought was awesome. Oh my god, it's on
the apron. Shannon Moore runs at him. Ray back body
drops him over the turnbuckle to the.
Speaker 1: Floor and he doesn't say this, but I swear it
sounded like Scott Hudson said, oh shit.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought he said, oh Ship.
Speaker 1: I think he says, oh Shannon.
Speaker 2: No fucking way he said, oh Ship.
Speaker 1: I mean it's shit. I mean that's my reaction to it.
Bad body drop over the ring post of the other
side of the ring. Oh.
Speaker 2: Kidman hits a franken Seiner off the top rope. Kidman
goes for the JBL line out of the corner, but
Shane Helms stops him. Helms then gets Kidman up for
the verte Breaker, but Ray punches Helms, which allows Kidman
to land on his feet and turn the Vertebraker into
the kid Crusher for the three.
Speaker 1: I mean that was a cool finish, by the way.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 1: The commentary actually came up for it too. The crowd
was there for it too. They were like, Oh, what
the fuck, that's like crazy transition.
Speaker 2: Good matches. I'm enjoying the fucking show so far, I
tell you so. Mike Awesome runs down and he's been canadianized.
Speaker 1: No, and he's so Canadianized that the team KNDA is
trying to take Kidman's hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Kidman house shows on Awesome and now there's
a brawl between Team Canada and the Filthy Animals.
Speaker 1: They had a penalty box match last night, which I
don't know what that is. Says last night they attempted
to cut the hair of Kidman. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: He says, why, I might to bury that.
Speaker 1: And the why is because they wanted to do hair
versus hair tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Landstorm grabs a mic and says, Kidman, you want
to jump on Awesome. Huh, how about you jump on
Mike Awesome and imagine later tonight hair versus hair? Holy fuck?
Speaker 1: Whoa Well? Kidman says okay. Not only does he agree,
he says how about we do it right now? And
Landstorm says, no, We'll see you later tonight. Okay, right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Sad sad situation here because Kidman and Mike Awesome look
way cooler with the long hair, So no one really
isn't here, dude, I know.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a chance that maybe Kidman doesn't have to
be involved at all.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll see we go backstage. The cat is
here with Chronic and they are green.
Speaker 1: And not enough about the Wrestling chronicker under green lighting,
specifically because.
Speaker 3: Smoky they missed the opportunity for a fog machine in there.
Come on in the green room.
Speaker 1: With fu sure, so like they like, I didn't think
about it, Ron, Well, I just didn't have time.
Speaker 3: I don't think they like weed. Actually I don't think
they do.
Speaker 1: They don't care. Sorry, ultimately probably what it was. So
they're in the green light because they like weed, I guess.
And Kat says, why did you call me here? Brian
Adams says, well, job dunk, commissioner, we can we can
call it even, and Cat says, all right, we're even,
and he goes to leave, and Brian is on on
we need a favor, and KT says, listen, I just
started the commissioner, John man, I even got paid yet,
And I'm like, what is he talking about? He owes
the money. Brian Ama says, no, dude, it's not about
the money. You know us we need a tag team
title well shot against the natural Born Thrillers. And Kat says,
all right, you got it, man, after what you did
for me last night, you got it. Well, wait a minute,
who's gonna pay you guys? And I'm still very confused.
I said, Oh, is cat like broke and he can't
pay the roster like he's running the show. Well, Brian
Carr says, hey, listen, you don't have to pay tonight.
We're doing this one because we want to do it.
Kat says, no pay at all. Listen, man, give me
two weeks pay now. I'm gonna give you a new shirt,
something that fits you. Brian Adams says, listen, man, no,
your money's no good to us anymore. Won't get any time,
and I still want the number to your hairdresser.
Speaker 2: That's sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fu to be around.
Speaker 2: So Team Canada is assaulting Billy Kidman backstage.
Speaker 1: Dude, they're kicking this ship out of this guy. They
beat the shit out of them. Major Guns is here.
I don't know if she's involved or not. She's just here.
And Mike Alsin says, you're gonna lose your hair punk, which, sure.
Speaker 2: Well, we're backstage and Rick Flair's here with Chavo and
a plate of fruit here on the table very similar
to Vader's spread at the White Castle Fear. Just to
remind everyone there was on the table.
Speaker 1: So Flor says, I saw you last night and you
were absolutely miraculous. It's a new w c W. I
don't know if you see the show. If you watch
the show, we need ratings since you did it's show on. Please,
I want you on the team man and Chaumas says
all right, and Flair says, I want you on the
next level. I want you to be one of the
elite at w CWA says, well, you know what I've
been doing has been working pretty well, Eleen. You know
what they say if it's not broken. Flier says, well, yeah,
you know, you're dead. And I used to drink a
lot and we'd wake up the next day and we'd
make a decision exactly.
Speaker 9: Wow, wake up and make a decision.
Speaker 2: Well, god damn, you know, now that you put it
like that, I guess I do.
Speaker 1: Sam.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get out of here now. But I'm actually
I'm actually gonna go talk to my dad. You could
hire him if you want it.
Speaker 1: He's super available. Yeah, he's gonna be on TV in
like six years. You might as well get the jump
on this. Yeah, Flair says, you go drink some tequilas
chase the night tru girls, have a good time and
we'll talk about it tomorrow. No pressure leally, don't pressure
yourself though, and then fucking Mike Sanders walks in, that's
the fucking I don't know who would ever write that down.
Sanders walks in and says, Rick, I want to tell
you know that whole commission thing with you. I don't
know how to come across you know, I don't know
how to talk about this. There's nothing but tween us.
You know, I didn't mean anything negative, and Butter says,
I never took it that way. You know, take it
as you're a you're a young talent. You know, you're
just trying to trying to make something of yourself here,
you know what, start a show. I don't know if
you saw this, you see this, if you heard about this.
This is the most elite wrestling group ever. I don't
have any animosity. As a matter of fact, you're gonna
be my pet project. You're gonna be the next dirtiest
player in the game. We're gonna do it together. And
Mike Sanders of course says, hell, yeah the fuck, I'm
on board. But Kat's commissioner. Now he put Chronic in
a match against my boys for the tag tititles he says,
my boys, which is fucking funny. Lists, I got everything
under control. You're the next dirtiest player of the game.
You know, this is the new WCW. If you see
show come man. So Mike Sanders, Mike fucking Sanders is
the next Rick Flair. Man do this fucking company?
Speaker 3: This is just Rick Flair and the Misigan. That's all
it is. Wow, that what I was gettings.
Speaker 2: And Rick Flair Flair.
Speaker 3: So Flair is definitely guess letting everybody right, that's what's.
Speaker 2: Happening here, right. He sees these guys as the next
up in this company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you know this is a new w c W.
Speaker 3: I did, I didn't see it. No, my bad.
Speaker 1: Mike Sanders is the next dirtiest player that gave youself
a bitch.
Speaker 10: It's always Tomas Dad'll we makeing a decision once he
wakes up in the morning, So we go backstage.
Speaker 2: Totally buff. Meets up with Hugh Morris or General Erection
whatever his name is.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, I felt dumb. I wrote Humorris all
the way up until the point where they said this
man is General Erection.
Speaker 2: I've always called him General Erection, said I'm not calling
you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funck this guy. So yeah, Tolly Buffer here and
Buff says, Humorts is trying to get a drink, and
Buff takes the cup from he said, let me get
that for your big star. Yeah, where is this? He's
getting a drink of gas from a car and Leg says, hey, man,
Rick Flair is a huge fan of yours, which is fucking.
Speaker 2: Is going on general erection. You're gonna be the next
sixteen time world champion, buddy. You know what, Booner, I'm like,
you asshole, are good to me?
Speaker 1: Boner, you're the dirtiest lady. He should have said that
to everybody all night.
Speaker 2: Now, that would have been fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Wow, you know what, Boner, I see so the idiot, Yeah,
the dirty is player of the game. You know, me
and your dad.
Speaker 2: Wake up and making decisions.
Speaker 1: Remember that the same Boner? So yeah. Lex says that
Flair is a huge fan of fucking Hugh Morris, which
fucking made me mad. And he said he's the one
that give your US tunnel match tonight. And we're talking
about the new w CW. I don't know if you
saw the star of the show, And Buff says, the
elite group. Look at us, the suits, girls, women, jets flying.
We're talking about stars, and you, my friend, are a star.
And Lex says, look at him, he speechless, think about
a buddy, and Buff says, I love you, and then
they both leaves like they had to cram these in.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, I mean they were getting through them.
Speaker 1: They got to talk to all the top guys here
can they like totally? Buff didn't want to ask one
top baby face star.
Speaker 2: Hell no, you're looking at him?
Speaker 1: Are the These are the elites, These are the.
Speaker 3: Next up.
Speaker 2: Talking to Shannon Moore as I'm watching The Pretend two
thousand and one. So now it's time for Chronic versus
Palombo and O'Hare. We're all tag team title Matchron Chronic, Dron.
Speaker 1: Trendous.
Speaker 2: So Chronic saved the cat against Mike Sanders last night.
Speaker 1: I mean, thank god for that.
Speaker 2: When once again w c W will not be fucking
aer on Monday, please do not watch The Pretender. Please,
We're begging you.
Speaker 1: Just tune in Tuesday. I mean, I bet that Tuesday
riding was fucking.
Speaker 3: Bad, dude, I bet it was terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no Jesus so Brian Adams overpowers Chuck Palumbo here,
but Chuck Plombo takes a cheap shot and takes him down.
I was surprised this turned out to be a real match.
I definitely thought it was getting thrown out immediately. It's
truly a new era for w c W. Did you
see the start of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, they gave him a little time here and
Chronic was giving.
Speaker 2: So Brian Adams throws Chuck Palombo to the outside, and
then Brian Clark hits a flipping sent on off the
apron and kicks the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he kicks a ship out of the camera,
which is horrifying. It's horrifying at any level of any
show to have the camera kicked.
Speaker 2: Well, Brian Adams hits the cuts like a knife, which
is the food Nelson slam.
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think so. I think that's what it's called. No,
I think that's what it's called, cuts like a knife.
Speaker 1: Wow. Why?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. Yeah, that's just what it's called.
Speaker 3: That's not the meltdown.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, do you want to
see the fucking meltdown?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I get all these moves, big stuff. I
don't know they're just naming what it's like.
Speaker 1: Sorry, man, cuts like a camera.
Speaker 2: Ski and one.
Speaker 7: Ski and whoa, whoa wo.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is not the Duvenator.
Speaker 2: Duvenator. This is called the nine Sour Diesel.
Speaker 3: This is the purf skirt.
Speaker 2: This is this is called the twenty ten Blue Dream. Yeah.
So Brian Adams hits the cuts like a knife.
Speaker 3: There's no way that's the name of the moon.
Speaker 2: Shut out here. I mean, I gotta give it to him.
He gets way up there where the cuts like a knife.
Speaker 3: There's no way that the cuts like the knife.
Speaker 2: That's move.
Speaker 3: That's got to be a cutter, right, cuts like the knife.
Speaker 2: The cutter. I love this move.
Speaker 3: And this is the move they did to Goldberg. I
remember photo.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Wow, that sucks makes me mad.
Speaker 2: So Chuck Plombo comes in and breaks up the pen.
Then Brian Clark comes in, chops him down and hits
a belly back with a couple of elbow drops. Of course,
Sean O'Hare hits a crazy looking upper.
Speaker 1: Cut here, dude, yeah he I don't know if it
was like meant to be that way, but it was
very cool.
Speaker 2: Well he tags in Chuck Palombo and uh, Brian Clark
hits Chuck Plombo with a double underhook suplex, and so
that's up for the fucking meltdown?
Speaker 1: Who was.
Speaker 2: So shano Hair comes in and he lines him down
so he can't do the meltdown. And then Palombo hits
Clark with the jungle kick. Nice, I think he's Tarzan?
Is that his gimmick?
Speaker 9: Here?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Jungle boy?
Speaker 1: Wow, I legit. I swear to God, James. I didn't
put any thought into it, and I just accepted that
it was a jungle like. I didn't try to. I
didn't even figure.
Speaker 3: I remember once thought that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ever, I just.
Speaker 1: Thought you might have just you might have just covered
something no one's ever just talked about before.
Speaker 2: Tar said.
Speaker 3: I just thought he was like a power player guy.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 1: Wow. I mean you're super tapted. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Someone's gotta think about these things, you.
Speaker 3: Know here, cuts like the knife, jungle kick, come on,
you got it all?
Speaker 2: Like Mike today, we call her.
Speaker 3: Expert, James. What's there this movie?
Speaker 2: So Chuck Palombo and shan O'Hair start a beatdown on Brian,
but Clark fires back with the DDT.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice By the way, there's
a couple times here, at least two, where Palumbo and
Sean o'ha are both trying to god Brian Adams in
to get into the ring so they could do some
shit behind the ref's back. Brian Adams just doesn't do it,
so they just kick fucking Brian Clark's ass anyway like
that until Brian Adams awkwardly stumbles in at the last second.
The ref has to say, dude, what the fuck are
you doting?
Speaker 2: So, like, whoever's teaching him this shit, good on you.
This is great psychology, great structure for a tag match.
Heels fucking get behind the rest back and cheat until
the baby face hot tag. But there's no fucking rules
in this company.
Speaker 1: Who gives a shit, right, I mean there's chair shots
on the floor and shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the rules set in this company is it
doesn't matter, that's legit.
Speaker 1: They fucking explicitly told us that too. I don't know
if they changed the pet next or past six months,
but yeah, like it's just the crowd. The crowd didn't
have a chance to boot because Brian Adams wasn't trying
to help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for this to work, the rules, Yeah, that's right. Yes, Well,
Adams gets the hot tag and hits a crazy drop
kick on shaano hair. I mean he gets so high
on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Adams lines Plumbo out and Chronic hits the high times
on Shaun O'Hair.
Speaker 1: Dude. Scott Hudson says, we haven't seen this kind of
fire from Brian Adams in years. Damn the fuck, yeah, dude,
high times. But Palombo is immediately there to break it up,
putting it not even like a hint of maybe he'll
win here.
Speaker 2: So Palombo comes in and breaks it up and eats
a double shoulder tackle.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Then Mark Jindrak and Sean stasi Act are walking down
the ramp. Staysy Act looks insane, by the way.
Speaker 1: What I was, you know, watching the show, James, I
was like, God, there's just one thing missing, and that's
Sean Staysy Act.
Speaker 2: I mean he's out here, Dan all he looks nuts.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, I mean he looks and the jeans no shirt,
like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So Palombo hits another jungle kick and goes to the top,
but Clark cuts him off. Staysiac and Genderack are just
stomping out Brian Clark on the outside now.
Speaker 1: Because who cares they can They're allowed.
Speaker 2: To Brian Adams. Then it hits a fucked up looking
superplex here, I mean, just takes them for the ride.
O'Hair hits a Seanton bomb off camera.
Speaker 1: Allegedly he hits a shot to bomb. No one has
seen it, so he hit something and then Chuck Palumbo wins.
Speaker 2: Hudson then says there is no doubt that Staysiac and
Gingjerack were sent by Rick Flair, not the fact that
maybe Stasiac and Ginjerack are in a stable with Palombo
and Hair had to be Rick Flair.
Speaker 1: It have been for a while, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: It then shows a replay of o Hair hitting the
shot top Bob.
Speaker 1: Thank god, super nice something. Yeah, I mean, like that's
the least they could do. I mean it's a cool
fucking move. So no meltdown, no, no, maybe on thunder we.
Speaker 2: Got cuts like a knife though to a super pop.
Speaker 1: What does it even mean?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: This is it a wee thing?
Speaker 2: So we got backstage. A doctor says that Kidman cannot
wrestle because he was jumped earlier. Did anyone see that segment.
Speaker 1: In the beginning of the show. Kidman says, oh, you
know it hurts, why you push it on it? And
the doctor says, well, you can't wrestle, and he says, okay,
yes I can.
Speaker 2: I'm good at it, like I'm a good wrestler. Fuck,
you can't wrestle a ship. Huh, i'man to say you
can't wrestle to not.
Speaker 1: Like the growth bar well, Conan's hardy says, I'll take
your place if you want in the hair Versus Hair match,
and the cat will It says, hey, what's going on?
And Conan says, yo, yo, Billy got jumped I Team Canada.
He can't wrestle night, let me handle it and I'll
take his place in the hair versus Hair match. And
the cat, I mean like he just has blatant as
possible points at Conan's head and says what hair, and
Ray says kidman's hair, and Cat says all right, and
he gives kind Manhattan and says you might need this,
and Ray then tells Conan, hey, remember what Kidman did
to you a few weeks ago, and Conan says, oh, yeah,
that joke. I'm gonna get you back. You would look
good with no hair, and Kimmen says, all that ain't funny.
Come on, So we're going out of this segment already
knowing that Kidman's hair is still on the line and
that Conan may lose on purpose because Kidman was fucking
with them.
Speaker 2: Is not enough.
Speaker 1: It is not enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved how he said what hair. Coda just
looks at Ray trying not to laugh, and Ray says,
kidman's hair.
Speaker 1: They all try not to laugh. It was funny, shit,
I mean, a good segment, oddly enough, that's gonna be comedy.
Was actually like laughing at the segment, not laughing at
how stupid was.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage again, Jim Jack and Stasiac meet
up with Plumbo and O'Hare, and Jim Jack says, great
title defense, great victory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean says, read that straight.
Speaker 2: Off the sheet.
Speaker 1: I mean that's dude. I mean the whole promo is verbatim, dude,
Like Sean O'Hair says, Mark, why'd you mess with our
match like this? Four? And Mark Jendrick says, Sean, we're
just trying to help you, trying to mess you up,
And Sean Stacy says, you need to be a little
more grateful. You were in trouble tonight, and Chuck Plumbo says, whoa,
we had that matter of control, and Staisy says, Chuck,
you got a really bad attitude. Sean says, I got
the bad add and then in walks Mike Sanders and
the most fucked up looking dude I've ever seen in
my life for Reno, Mirk Sanders says, what's going on here? Listen, guys,
my boys are still the world Tag champions, Thrillers still
got the belts. But more important than that, Rick Flair
is the man in charge, and we got to show
him where a team. If we're going to be major
players in this organization, as I've always said, strengthen numbers.
And with that being said, and he pats Shan O'Hair
on the shoulder, strength and honor, what the fuck are
you talking about? I'm gonna start a new company.
Speaker 3: The Era of begins the Pure Tag titles. Dude, Rito's
hair is fucked up. I kid do something about this
guy going.
Speaker 1: To an airport looks fucking insane, something like that's a wrestler,
Yeah he is.
Speaker 3: He can't do anything else but be a wrestler, and
that's fucking He.
Speaker 1: Did the roll of the dice Tony like he did
the roll of the dice here, Matthews went matches with that.
To this day, it's.
Speaker 2: Over so Conan versus Mike Awesome hair versus hair hair
versus Kidman's hair. Right well, Conan comes out here with
the Oakley two thousand glasses. That's nice.
Speaker 1: They're fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: They're wrapped around to the back of his head on
top all the way to the back planet.
Speaker 1: Hack squitshing his fucking brain.
Speaker 3: Looking like an alien. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: And Mike Awsome comes out and he does the right here.
I was hoping he would do it to his head,
his hair.
Speaker 2: His theme song is nuts here.
Speaker 1: What is this fucked up dumbsh.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell I heard here, but
it was nuts.
Speaker 1: Whoever was editing this was in a rush. It just
needed to get this ship out. So all of a
sudden the matches. The match is supposed to begin here,
and all of a sudden, I'm hearing Rick Flair, and
now I see Rick Flair and he's standing backstage and
staying into the camera. Yeah, and he says, kat, I
saw what you did. You booked the match between Awesome
and con In here's the deal in the New w CW.
You see this show, you got to lose. But if
Awesome beats you, Conan Kidman gets his head shaved, that's
the rib, that's reality. You gotta go be awesome with
Conan Kidman gets his head shaved. That's coming from me,
the boss of the new w CWO. Okay, so like
they this has already been established.
Speaker 2: This, Yeah, this is already done.
Speaker 3: When this is already done in the crowd, no pop
from the crowd, like you think there'd hair.
Speaker 1: Only assume that when you, like you were talking about James,
they were kind of laughing at it, and Ray just
piped up and said kidman's hair that that wasn't supposed
to happen. It right, And they already had this flare
pre tape done and said, I fuck it, Eric, maybe
the live crowd didn't get it.
Speaker 2: You have say so Awesome gut kicks Conan and takes
over crowd, immediately starts chanting USA.
Speaker 1: Dude, fucking Awesome, throws code into the corner. He points
at him double point and he says he's getting his
head shand his bombed all the time, and the angle
was just explained.
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't listening.
Speaker 9: It's so funny, right, So Code hits the head scissors.
Speaker 2: And then rolls through with a gutkick, and then it
hits the rolling clothes line.
Speaker 1: Voice like, what the fuck else is he gonna.
Speaker 3: Call it the rolling thunder?
Speaker 2: Larryot was at the official Scott Hudson calls every move
the rolling thunder. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: About. He was right with that this was a rolling thunder,
larryat and.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, man, like you just don't get them. You
should look up more move names. You just don't get it.
Speaker 2: That's that cuts like a knife.
Speaker 1: Lariat, rolling thunders like a knife.
Speaker 2: So Mike Awesome hits a released German souplex. Conan then
hits an arm drag, but Awesome allures Conan to the
outside and throws him into the barricade.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you say the outside.
Speaker 2: He went to the outside and they just followed him,
like when you're playing killer Clowns with a lure.
Speaker 1: I thought Conan was going for a dive, and Awesome
just ran away, so Conan had to chase some really past.
Speaker 2: He just said, oh, we're going outside, right, all right?
This is the spot use the lure on so which
tilts everyone just right away.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, dude, if you if you used
lure at the fucking ice cream truck, you're a fucking asshole.
My team's always.
Speaker 2: Using it, using that in the car, and I'm blocking
the exit.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: Running it to the full speed of the car.
Speaker 2: And then we're luring you away. Yeah, oh howking. So
Awesome grabs a chair and hits Conan. Of course this
is okay because this is the new rules, this is
the new w CW.
Speaker 1: That's what I've heard.
Speaker 2: So Awesome grabs the steps and runs up the steps
and jumps at Conan, but Conan hits them with a
chair out of mid air.
Speaker 1: You should have sabooed into the ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think someone had that planned earlier. For some reason,
it didn't go very well.
Speaker 1: Two times. It has to go on well to suck.
Someone's gonna pop this off.
Speaker 2: So Conan goes for a flying nothing. I mean, the
most flying nothing literally ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: This was a I mean, he was trying to sid
himself as how much of them flying nothing?
Speaker 2: He might as well jumped off and say cut me off.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good move.
Speaker 2: So Codan flying nothing awesome, gets a boot up to
the face awesome, gets up and hits a line. He
goes through the awesome bomb, but Conan hits the facebuster.
Speaker 1: Yes face jam Conan gets it.
Speaker 2: Two awesome, then hits a fucking nasty Alabama slam.
Speaker 1: Here he stuffs them with it and then goes up
top hits a fucking awesome splash that he's standing up
there forever four, so much so that I swore Conan
was moving.
Speaker 2: He looks so up there.
Speaker 1: Man, He's huge, he is gigantic, and he looks very
cool with the hair.
Speaker 2: The Alabama slam was like a Manhattan drop. He then
lifted him up as high as he could possibly go
and then torqued him backwards and then threw him down
on the ground. It was fucking nasty. It shows Scott
Hudson at the table with a pair of scissors. They
say those are shears. I say those are Dollar General scissors.
Speaker 1: They are readssors.
Speaker 2: They picked him up at the show. Yeah, they said
someone could go out and get the scissors. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna got a fart bomb while I'm there.
Speaker 2: So Austin goes back up but Conyan meets him on
the top rope. Then the scariest thing I've ever seen
goes down here.
Speaker 1: So do you think what happened was what was supposed
to happen, like the end result?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know what they were going for. I
thought Awesome was going for a power bomb, like a
blonde bombshell. I thought Conan might be going for a
Frankensteiner or some sort of superplex, more a double underhook superplex. No,
they Conyan stands on the top broke until he doesn't
he can't anymore, really, and then he grabs Awesome and
I guess they hit a d D T.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just impowers him off the top. It was scary, yeah,
fucking horrifying, and he wins with.
Speaker 2: It fucking awesome though, right, Yeah, it was sick off
the top. I mean that shit was scary, but it
got the win. It was dope.
Speaker 1: I'd love to know what it was meant to be.
Maybe it was a rolling thunder souplex.
Speaker 2: It's all, go get these scissors.
Speaker 1: Which they do, and Conan has the scissors and he
starts cutting Mike Alstom's hair. He's not really doing a
bad job at it. Either. He's kind of actually making
him look kind of nice here until Steve Candad hit
the ring to stop him. They said, you're making it
look too good. We don't get a Canada.
Speaker 2: Give him fuck the aircut, dude, I hate they cut
his hair. He looks so fucking cool. I know, I
know there's such a nothing thing too. So we go backstage.
Chavo is talking to Erection uh Penis. He's talking to Boner.
Speaker 1: Boner Cock Johnson. Chama says, I know you got to
match the night, Boner, and I'm not trying to take
up a lot of your time, Dick, but I got
something to say. Godjama says, We've been through a lot
of ups and downs, and maybe a lot of downs,
and often my fault, you know, but this new attitude
gets the better of me sometimes. And I'm not saying
we need a ride her or train together. We just
there's not gonna be enemies anymore. Man and general Direction
Hugh Morris Bildemont says, I understand what you're saying, but
I got a lot of other stuff on my mind.
And he walks away, and commentary is very befuddled by this.
For some reason, they can't understand what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Who gives a fucking shit? Who gives his shit? This
guy's name is boner Penis.
Speaker 1: He still is, He's still boner Cock.
Speaker 2: So Mike Awesome is fucking pissed. Of course they cut
his hair. Fuck you guys.
Speaker 1: Ah. He is holding pieces of his hair, yelling at
the sky. Ah, and Landstorm says, this isn't over. It's
never over. Canada always gets the last laugh. Ah.
Speaker 2: Bla boots coming. So now was signed for the Cat
town Hall?
Speaker 1: Yes, so he's here with Miss Jones and last night
send Cat beat Mike Sanders and won back the commissionership.
And Cat says, I'm gonna tell you what. I'm the
new w CW commissioner and I did it for everybody
out there, and I'm gonna tell you people something. With
you people behind me, I could whip anybody. And I
tell you what. We're gonna take WW straight back to
the top.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: So I tell you why, he says, I tell you
what a lot. I tell you what Ring Flair whoever
he got back there for me today, get him out
of here because I got work to do. So of course,
the man set up and ready to take on The
cat is none other than WrestleMania Man eventor Bam Bam Bigelow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, we get the cat versus Bam Bam
Bigelow and he loses. Guys, fucking loses. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Cat kicks his ass and wins clean like he kicks
his ass like what the hits on superkick?
Speaker 2: Like Lawrence Tylor should have this match.
Speaker 1: Like like he gets the better of Bam Bam this
whole fucking time and fucking beats him like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they hot start here. Bam Bam takes over
early with the shoulder tackle. It's a belly back for two.
He misses a splash and then the cat whoops his
fucking ass. The cat hits the splits with an uppercut,
starts dancing on him, all over them. He tries to
do a sunset flip to the cat and the cat
does him to suck it and punches him, does a
little dance, drops an elbow on him.
Speaker 1: What the fucking running super kick and he wins. Are
you bone them? They both start dancing like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Hey, the Cat's over. Well, now it's time for Shane
Douglas versus Boner Penis Johnson for the US title.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, last night it's sin It was the
first blood chain match and franchise had a secret special
double chain in his knee pads. Oh my god, fucking said,
like what any won with it? Ten? Franchise comes out
and you guess that? He says, god. W He says
fort Wayne, Indiana. WW I like the franchise. Now, he says,
I promise you and Mieciles I would become the US
heavyweight champion. And to and true to a franchise's word,
I wore the sixteen pounds of gold that go with it.
I didn't know the US that was sixteen pounds of gold.
A Now, Hugh Morris, this is where he I mean,
he is not general erection as of this. Mo ms
Hugh Morris. Don't feel bad. You weren't the latest, you
were just the last. What the fuck does that mean?
That is the same thing?
Speaker 2: Don't matter two months, none of this.
Speaker 1: Now if you are Humorris, go on down and get
your franchised. You can't say ass. You can't say get
your ass.
Speaker 2: For the kids. Man, for the kids. That's why the
cats getting sushed.
Speaker 3: This for the.
Speaker 1: Kids, I wrote, is this humorous or fucking general erection.
God damn it, And I said, okay, his nameplate says
general direction. But for the rest of the match, I wrote, Hugh,
because I'm not writing general direction.
Speaker 2: This is Sergeant Generald Boner Penis.
Speaker 9: Cock and he's the next sixteen time world champion.
Speaker 1: You should be the dirty playing the game.
Speaker 2: This right here is evolution.
Speaker 1: It gets your franchise right.
Speaker 2: You are fired.
Speaker 1: All I did was fucking talk shit about you my
whole career.
Speaker 2: The Hugh Morris comes in and the hot start old
habits die hard and uh, Hugh Morris has taken it
to Uh Shane Douglas here franchise hits a knee lift
in a perfect plex.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking Pittsburgh plunge.
Speaker 2: Bitch franchised then takes a chain out of his boots.
W C W sin.
Speaker 1: It's a good pay per view.
Speaker 2: But Hugh Morris gets up behind him and then Gorilla
Press slams.
Speaker 1: Him mother after bomb for my man, Dick Dude.
Speaker 2: Shane Douglas is on his full Rick Flair shit tonight.
This was the most flair performance I've seen from him
on a show we watched in WCW.
Speaker 1: Ever, well, Thankfully. There's another Rick Flair on the show
and his name Mike Sanders.
Speaker 2: So could you Java Guerrera. The Humorris is choking Shane Douglas.
When the next Rick Flair, Chava Guerrera comes down, the
dirtiest player of.
Speaker 1: The game, and he does he does a dirty tactic.
Speaker 2: He hits Hugh Moore's in the head with a gimmick.
Speaker 1: It was the chain. It was a chain chain. I
think you picked the other one up and threw it
outside so Java could get it right.
Speaker 2: Well, the ref is just very nonchalant. I mean this
guy was literally knocked out right on top of him.
Speaker 1: Humorris was double goosele choking Franchise on the grounds like, yeah,
Java dexum, he was out. Ref doesn't care. It's for
the fucking who cares.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna care about the sergeant Lieutenant Dick fucking
Penis match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, there's more things to worry about here. I
gotta worry about my fucking family. This place is done.
Speaker 2: That's the realm. Yeah, this match, whatever, whatever, whatever, gets
this over quicker. I'm sick of as ship man. So
Franchise gets his arm on Hugh Morris and the ref
super Fast counts. Hit this ship over now.
Speaker 1: I hate this match. I hate this stupid match.
Speaker 2: So backstage, Mike Today is here with Hugh Morris or
General Erection or Boner. I think it's very funny by
the way that they replaced mean Jene Oakland with the
closest old guy that could find.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Mike Today's back here with fucking dick and Today.
Speaker 2: He says, uh, you suck.
Speaker 1: Your former investments mate that cast you the title, and
fucking Dick Ball says, what, Uh my head has killing me?
What does this have to do with the US title?
That's a great fucking question, Hugh Morris, He says, Guerrero,
you forget who I am. You forget where I come from.
What are you talking about? He said? This isn't five
months ago fighting for the US title anymore. This is
a man against the man. Ooh, my head is killing me.
He had to sell that his head was hurt. He said,
I'm sick of playing games. I'm sick of doing it
right away. I'm sick of being General Erection, I'm sick
of being Hugh Morris. CHAVO, you just open up the
biggest can of worms in your life. And he runs away. Ah,
my head and Mike today, says chavo ogerra, I hope
you're prepared for general erection as in store for you,
say your prayers.
Speaker 2: Love it. So now it's time for the main event,
Scott Steiner with Medesia versus Kevin Nash for the world title.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm looking at the time. I'm like, oh, okay,
we're man invent time. Let me take a glance. Just
give an idea how much show is left. There's five
minutes left in the show. Said, oh, it's right. Yeah,
I mean some some habits never die.
Speaker 2: So it shows Kevin Nash high fiving the boys backstage.
Nash don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: We have five minutes five seconds.
Speaker 2: So Nash comes out here in ring gear with ring jacket.
I was like, holy fuck, that's the killer.
Speaker 1: He's the killer is here. He's in black Nash gear.
That's killer.
Speaker 2: So Steiner points at Nash from outside the ring and says, bitch.
It cuts away immediately, so Nash and Steiner lock up.
That was nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the crowd's hot as funk for this.
Whether or not it's real or not, it's another.
Speaker 3: They love the killer.
Speaker 2: So Steiner backs Nash up to the corner, but Nash
reverse whips him and the crowd goes fucking crazy as
he starts firing away.
Speaker 1: Here, they're losing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nash, it's a flash in the corner, a line
and an elbow drop for a two. Nash lin Steiner
over the ropes and mounts him on the outside with punches.
Steiner then head butts Nashes cocking balls twice and then
throws him back in the ring.
Speaker 1: I never I mean, like, I don't know if I've
ever seen anyone counter mounted punches this way, he put.
Speaker 2: There's no rules, why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's awesome. And then thank god Scott
Hudson knows the name.
Speaker 2: Rolling Thunder belly to belly from the corner front two.
Speaker 1: Rolling.
Speaker 2: Steiner then hits the elbow dropping to push ups. Steiner
back match Nash to the corner, and he's giving him
some stiff shots. Here Steynder picks up to me, it's
a back breaker. Here Steiner starts pulling on Nash's arms
with a boot on his back, and the crowd is
just going ape shit as Nash is getting up. They
love this guy, dude.
Speaker 1: They're going fucking crazy, and Steiner's not having it because
he says, shut up, sit down.
Speaker 2: Steiner tries to run Nash into the buckle, but he
stops it and reverses it. They trade until Nash HiT's
the sidewalk slam. Nash goes for a cover but falls
off the pin into a double.
Speaker 1: Down very quickly.
Speaker 2: Nash drops the straps, but literally five hundred people start
running down the ramp all at once, so Nash then
starts fighting them. Steiner then blows Nash. The bell is
ringing so loud and so much.
Speaker 1: So long, like it goes forever, like when I think
of WW ring bell Like this is somebody doing it wrong.
Speaker 2: DDP Cat and Rick Steiner come down and the show ends.
Speaker 1: Vacant ricks that are hit the ring, and then the
show gets canceled.
Speaker 2: All the stars are here. This is what it's all about, boys.
Speaker 1: I mean, the show goes off the air. We don't
even see the baby Faces getting up on anybody or
what happened to Gotta tune in next week.
Speaker 2: I guess this is w CW. Fuck the baby Faces.
Speaker 1: Were a time. Yeah, that's fucking exactly what happened to here.
I gotta say, I mean, like for all that happened
on the show, I mean, the twenty five minute opener
was egregious, right, Yeah, Yeah, the matches weren't bad. I
mean the Bam Bam one was fucking bullshit, But like
everything else I had a good time with and like, yeah,
there was like some like I had something to like.
Maybe I don't know if look forward to for the
next one is the right word, but I knew what
to anticipate.
Speaker 2: I mean they just kind of copy and pasted raws
formatt Yeah, long opener segment, matches, backstage stuff that connects
the overarching angle. Yeah, right, so that was kind of
the idea here, and I mean made for a pretty
easy Nitro to watch. I don't know if it's the
show that was going to beat the WWF because it
was just the WWF but with like less talent asiac. Yeah,
you know, I think Nitro had something real good when
it was first starting, but of course as time went
on they had to change that. But yeah, I mean,
for what this is worth, and compared to the Nitros
we watched from this era, this wasn't so bad.
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