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Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around

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the world. This is the Man silto Core is a.

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Speaker 2: Live and kicking I'm on over here.

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Speaker 3: I'd thought you're asking us sign.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, welcome to punch Junk Sports where winners win

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the first time. And uh, the show's been around for

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one billion years live.

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Speaker 4: Welcome a billion years.

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Speaker 1: And here we are. I am with the one of

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the funniest people I know on planet Earth, the Man,

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the Myth, the Legend. Everything is freezing all the time

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on me, my good friend, Jason T Bow. Jason T Bow,

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look at that? Is that you? What is that?

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about buttered sauce.

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Speaker 2: Jeff Richards's got his own merch. I like that.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Good for him, and join me as always.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Johnny Witter, not a lot of enthusiasm there, Sam,

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I appreciate that. I will remember that in the future.

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Remember I edit all the ship that you do.

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Speaker 1: So yes, the best of the best, The Man, the Myth, the.

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Speaker 4: Legends, starting off an episode again.

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Speaker 1: With oh, no, guy, there we go, because.

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Speaker 4: You don't have your fucking basketball trophies up behind you. Again,

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I keep bro said, every goddamn episode.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, what are you running this through your stream yard?

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you're the only one they let you stream yard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but your Twitter's gone. You're You're like, there's so

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many people on YouTube. Yeah, but we could be on Twitter,

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where we get way more action.

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Speaker 2: We don't have a Twitter for the I mean, the

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Twitter for this is nobody's nobody uses it anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's called Sam tripley.

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Speaker 2: We do this is a little little test, little test

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streaming to do the intro and all that ship. So

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it always ends up like you clicking everybody back in.

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That's not how you do that.

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Speaker 4: I think the James still has the code for our Twitter.

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Speaker 2: I think I can, I can get into it. But yeah,

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that's yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: Are we were? Will we were winner? With? Are we where?

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Speaker 5: Where? Where?

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Speaker 1: With?

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Speaker 2: Most people listen to it?

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Speaker 4: Anyway we are?

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Speaker 3: Uh, let's go right into it because I was I'm

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glad you were on today.

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Speaker 4: I heard you weren't going to be on.

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Speaker 3: Today, but I'm dying to know what you thought about

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this fucking All Star game.

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Speaker 4: It was super weird and crazy. I have a thousand

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problems with this.

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Speaker 1: Uh, I'm gonna say this in an era of awful

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sports commissioners. Adam Silver is the Michael Jordan of god

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awful sports commissioners. But everything he's done is garbage. Nobody

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likes it. He will do everything, but look at the

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problem he just keep I mean, like, dude, the houses

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on fire and he's trying to put window shades up,

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and and you know, hey, why don't we put a

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vase over here where everything's on fire. It's he's garbage

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and they're gonna have to get rid of him. And

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what he's had the luxury of is bringing in the

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streaming service, which had brought him more revenue to kind

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of clean up his problem. Uh that so you don't

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notice it, but eventually people will be like, nobody's watching

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and our numbers are down. So I thought, so the

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answer question, I thought, I'm gonna be honest with you

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the first time. I never I didn't watch any of

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the Weekend and I'm a diehard.

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Speaker 4: That's why I was wondering, because I actually watched a

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bunch of it.

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Speaker 1: I watched clips of mclove and Duncan. That's it.

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Speaker 2: That used to be appointment television too. Star. I mean

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that you could not miss the All Star especially the

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Speaker 3: The dunk contest was you know when I was fourteen

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or something back in the forties, I couldn't even sleep

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Speaker 1: You remember when they weren't Negroes in it, You remember

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that back I remember Negroes.

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Speaker 3: I remember when it was the the layup contest, and that.

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Speaker 4: Was very exciting.

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Speaker 3: You know, you put a bucket on the ground, you

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kind of hop scotch over one bucket, still get the

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the like the Friday before All Star weekend, oh, I

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guess it was going on Friday, but the Friday before

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the Saturday Meanship, NBA TV replayed every single dunk contest

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J first one all the way up until last year.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't stop watching it. And then you watch it

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Speaker 3: Become, what the dunk contest has become, where it's like

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three people that you've I didn't know anyone of these

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three people except for the guy on the bulls and

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then the guy that's not even in the NBA defends

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his title three times. Fine a G League leading scorer

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of the G League wins the NBA Dunk Contest, that

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they should just call it Dunk contest. Don't call it

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NBA Dunk Contest. But when Bin Yama should be able

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to play in the G League All Star Game and

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score one hundred and forty seven points eighty seven blocks,

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Speaker 1: Do, I'm with you. And on top of that, like

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they're so fucking cocky. They're so cocky it should be

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about everything. They're so cocky, it's unbelievable. They're like, I

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It's like, bitch, you are lucky your hair, and nobody

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wants to see it. Nobody wants to seat the NBA.

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He just keeps shoehorning these chicks into stuff. Then nobody

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wants to watch. Nobody wants to watch it.

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Speaker 3: I feel the same way about uh mc lovin winning

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the Dunk Contest.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, I'm fine, great.

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Speaker 3: You know how many people at Venice Beach can do

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all these crazy fucking dunks with a fucking parrot on

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Speaker 4: It's like they're not in the NBA. I mean, if

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Speaker 3: World Global Dunk Contest and find the craziest dunkers in

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the world, there's people that can jump over the fucking backboard.

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Speaker 4: They're not in the NBA.

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Speaker 3: I want to see the best NBA dunkers do some

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NBA shit, and it's super boring. And then they do

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the All Star Game thing where it's four different teams. Fine,

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I get it, that's fine, go for it. Four different teams.

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Lebron doesn't even play. He just decides not to fucking

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show one of them. So they're short one guy, which,

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like them, I'm out if they'll have like a turn

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in a game. In the middle of a game to forty,

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they have a timeout and they're like, here's a song

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from jelly Roll. I go, you're having a seven minute

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music video from jelly roll right in the middle of

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a fuck it's naven a halftime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody did that time out?

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Speaker 6: All right, We're gonna give an award to shack for

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all these years and it's a seven minute Kevin Hart

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roast and you got all these and then they come

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up and they bitch because all these guys come up

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and they miss eleven threes in a row.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been sitting in the fucking side of the

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court watching a fucking Creed concert.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jason, I'm sorry. We got a

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we got a live performance here from jelly Roll. Uh,

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were on a roll there, but uh, we gotta got

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a Jelly Roll live here.

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Speaker 4: This is exactly what it did.

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Speaker 1: Bunch drunk, so funny, dude. I did a joke about

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him being a wigger and everyone's like, he's not, as

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nice guy. Metal he's a nice dude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the NBA is.

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Speaker 1: At least he's doing aggressive pointing, which is very important.

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Speaker 4: Now do you think that.

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Speaker 3: Sam is for you because you have done work to

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kind of get out of this rabbit hole, but you

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were very much in this rabbit hole. I've tried to

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be in a car with you while you're driving and

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you can't look at you front. Do you think this

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kind of thing is because everybody has this attention span

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theater where everything you can't watch ten minutes of straight basketball,

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we gotta throw in fucking uh, mister Beast who had

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to come in in the middle of a thing and

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try to give away one hundred grand to some kid.

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fucking goddamn middle of the fucking All Star Game? Like

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I don't get enough of him every time I'm trying

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to scroll through things, and then they throw Jelly Roll

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Speaker 4: I bet there was sixty seven minutes of basket.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jason, I'm sorry. We got to go to mister.

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Speaker 1: San Bred. You guys doing for the next higher sex offenders.

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Speaker 7: For you guys, it's one hundred thousand dollars and we're

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gonna grab someone random from the Van Secipede against Daniel

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Speaker 8: Sixty seconds and they keep.

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Speaker 3: Over here, wrap it up, lash flashot, lashot, gotta let

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Speaker 4: One of his YouTube videos, it's half time.

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Speaker 1: Before it goes in. Then it goes in. Yeah, I mean, dude,

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Speaker 4: Because Neil is left.

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Speaker 4: Go, that's literally they go, this is your last shot,

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last shot. And he missed seven or eight in a row.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand what it has to do with anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you, dude.

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Speaker 3: So now you go into all the fucking All Star games,

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is baseball the only one that really even kinda is

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like a game Hockey?

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Speaker 1: No, Hockey figured it out.

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Speaker 2: Now, Hockey, I mean, the NBA must be so jealous

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of what hockey's doing with this.

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Speaker 4: Hockey did a great shot. More people were talking about

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hockey than anything else.

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Speaker 2: It's great, No, it's fantastic. They and you know, the

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The questions to the NBA players were like, especially the

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international guys, would you want to do NBA versus the world,

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Americans versus the world kind of thing. And they all said, yes,

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I think you could solve that by letting the world

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Speaker 4: You know, you just need Trump.

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Speaker 3: You just need Trump to deport five black guys back

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to Africa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, There we go. One. Now you're

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cooking with gas.

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Speaker 3: And then everybody's everybody's happy.

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Speaker 2: I guess that would be so much, wouldn't that be infinite?

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Speaker 1: Of just dude, just get rid of Adam Silver and dude.

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say the every pot which is which is three point

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shooting and layups? Nobody wants see that was the w

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Speaker 4: Three point shooting and layups? I saw?

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Speaker 1: I was talking about this the other day about how

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like the NBA put out the top like what five

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plays of the last like twenty five years. And let's

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say the top one hundred plays of the last twenty

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five years, right, ninety percent of them are dunks. Ninety

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percent of the greatest plays of all time in the

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of the last twenty five years are fucking dunks, full blocks,

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not three. Occasionally you get a three pointer that's like

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Ray Allen or Kyler beer House, kind of like in

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the finals. Everything else is dunks, dunks, dunks. Get back

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to that, Get back to that.

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Speaker 4: Man down low banging too.

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Speaker 3: There's enough big men now, there's a shift back towards

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all these Now a lot of them are outside shooters

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because they grew up. They were shooting freeze before, they

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were fucking seven foot five, because they're like, this is

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what the NBA is now, this is what basketball is.

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I Gonna be as far away as I can and

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have a good range, and doesn't matter about seven screens,

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doesn't matter about and down I mean a down low

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screen you don't even see anymore, let alone shoulder fucking

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shrug to somebody's.

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Speaker 9: The only guy. The only team, the only team that

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practices is the Miami Heat. They don't really practice.

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Speaker 4: And it's the biggest joke out.

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Speaker 1: These guaranteed contracts have fucked up the league well, and

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so they've given the players too much power.

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Speaker 3: And given players too much rest because now the only

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thing that matter, the regular season doesn't matter anymore, and

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you want to wind our attendance is lower is because dude,

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if I'm gonna take my kid to see your fucking

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Lebron James for the first time or whoever he's a

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big fan of whatever time we live in, and I'm

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gonna shell out four hundred bucks for an evening and

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all of the best players are fucking on their ninth

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day of rest. Fuck going to fucking basketball game in

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week nine, Week ten. All way told, it's way after

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the All Star Game, and they're trying to ramp them

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back up because at least I get to see who

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I want to see.

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Speaker 1: Totally.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean you see it, even with the players,

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you know, especially the guys that do that low management shit,

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they don't you know, they don't start taking the season. Seriously,

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what would.

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Speaker 4: Happen, What would happen?

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Speaker 3: What would happen to all the movie theaters if all

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the movies started going? Hey, same price, doesn't matter, but

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we're only playing the entire movie four weeks before Oscars.

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Speaker 4: The rest of the time, you're gonna see some of

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the movie. You'll get to this.

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Speaker 1: I called him the Fox Sports Radio late night and

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I got this guy, Jonas Knox, I got him.

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Speaker 2: I love it that you're sitting there out calling Fox

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Sports in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 4: Getting nothing, says more Sam Tripley.

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Speaker 3: Then a month long imaginary fight with this guy following

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them and giving him the business.

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Speaker 1: So it was that debate on like if a players

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advertised on the ticket and he doesn't play that day,

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should you get your money back? And he was like, no,

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you shouldn't. I go, well, let's say there's a movie.

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Let's say Billy Bob Thornton's movie is coming out, and

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I go to the movie and Billy Bob Thornton is

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not in the movie. I have a right to complain

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about that. Right you're advertising him that he's in the game.

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I have the right to see that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you would think, what did does disc jockey say

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to you?

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Speaker 1: No, that's not true, Okay, hang up, goodbye?

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Speaker 4: WHOA there's a wacky collar.

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Speaker 1: Well he's a little unhimmed.

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Speaker 4: J So what what's your take?

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Speaker 3: We'll keep going with basketball too, because we all, I

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think everybody in a fucking free world, including all the

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NBA players who said this was a colossal failure.

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Speaker 4: Uh the Louis trade. Sam, I haven't talked to you

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since all that went down.

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Speaker 1: Since which one Luca the.

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Speaker 3: Big fucking crazy, fucking ham sandwich for a fucking Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, none of the reasons to do it is good.

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It's either dark or darker, right. It's either like the

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NBA's ratings are so bad that they had to do

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a trade that destroyed the MAVs brand to save the NBA.

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Or the owner is such a piece of shit, cold hearted,

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slit your throat scumbag that he's trying to destroy the

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MAVs so they can move into Vegas. Those are two options.

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Neither of them are good. There's no reason ever to

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trade Luca at this point, especially when he just got

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you to the finals.

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Speaker 4: Especially if a guy who averages forty more games a

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year than you and I do.

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Speaker 1: Punch drunk sports John, he's getting excited.

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Speaker 3: It's called lower graph the call it sports needs to

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bump you up for it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think it's sad. I think it's really sad,

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and I think it did an incredible damage to a

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proud franchise. When you get these billionaire owners. And by

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the way, this billionaire owner is it's the same person

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who gave Trump one hundred million dollars and he basically

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wants to take over Gaza. It's the same lady. It's

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the same lady. She's a psychopath and she doesn't understand

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how important the MAVs are.

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Speaker 4: All she supposed to do is look at the stadium.

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Look at all the little kids jerseys.

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Speaker 3: What you think they're gonna go buy a fucking get

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their eyebrows and unwax for the rest of their lives

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to look like that fucking guy. It's so every jersey

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in that fucking stadium is fucking Luca.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know what, dude, you remember back to

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the day, we just get that guy from Dallas who

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would call him talk about nice white quarterbacks. Imagine what

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he's saying right now about nice white basketball players.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're in LA now, I mean, so you think

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that's just like, hey, Lebron's on his way out.

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Speaker 4: This guy's gonna be the face of the fucking.

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Speaker 1: Franks that the Lakers. They need LA and nobody cares

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about the Lakers. I don't think Laker Nation likes Lebron.

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Speaker 4: Oh can Sam? Can I give a quick basketball shout out?

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I just got a shout out before we change subjects.

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Speaker 3: I just want to say congratulations to Bronnie James for

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being an All Star MVP somehow.

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Speaker 2: That's a real question. What do you think happens when

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Lebron inevitably leaves h I mean they get rid of him?

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What immediately?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: How much?

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Speaker 1: How much?

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Speaker 3: Both of them on speakerphone at the same time. Hey,

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if your son's with with you, can you put him

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on to you real quick?

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Speaker 1: Mind?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally right. He's in his car seat, in the

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back seat.

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Speaker 2: Let's see what his stats are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the league. He's doing pretty I hear he's doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's averaging seventeen point three a game for four

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point three rebounds, four point Well that's better than he

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was doing in college by far.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well he's only playing seven games.

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Speaker 1: Well. Here's also the thing is that the Big Game,

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the G League is notorious for not playing defense because

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everybody wants to get called up, so nobody guards anybody.

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And then and you're just a lot to have fat stats.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you get lostar game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they're doing. They're just like, try to

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score as much you can so you can get to

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the league. Bronnie James should have stayed in college for

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three years, totally got good, then got drafted.

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Speaker 4: And here's the other thing about that.

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Speaker 3: To your point, Sam, you know a lot of those

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times you see those kids and they're one and donees

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and they're like they come out of fucking like you know,

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terrible places and you know therese, you know, no family

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and broken homes and like, I need this goddamn money.

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My family needs his fucking money.

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Speaker 4: Like I get it.

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Speaker 3: Well, Lebron has Bronni has generational wealth, his great great

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kid grandkids are gonna have money. So it's not like

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he needed the money. Maybe it was just and I

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will say I'll play that was advocate. Maybe it's like,

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hey man, this is my only window to play with

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my dad and do something special.

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Speaker 1: You think you said that or do you think Lebron

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said I'm gonna play with my kid?

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Speaker 4: Do matter one of the two.

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Speaker 3: You know, that conversation is the only thing that I

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can see being like, hey, after you go to college

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for two years, you get better at basketball. I probably

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won't be in the NBA in three years, and I

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definitely won't have as much power to yield right now

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and kind of force the hands, so we could play together.

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Speaker 4: But I mean, can't you play in the driveway?

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Speaker 3: I bet you got a pretty nice court at your

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house that you guys can fucking pass the ball around too.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, stupid to me.

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Speaker 1: I just I think that, you know, and they're like, oh, Lebron,

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you know, it's like the teams have waited lately. JJ

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Reds doing a great job. He's doing better than Darvin

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Ham at this point in their career, you know, in

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their coaching. It's like, yeah, because you guys, fucking the

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NBA has been over backwards to make the Lakers be good.

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And that's that's the sign of how bad your league

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is doing. If you have to rely on New York

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in LA for your ratings, you know, I mean, the

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NFL doesn't have to do that. Baseball's in trouble because

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they just have no salary cap. Who wants to hear

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my new conspiracy? Anybody want to hear my news? Okay,

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that Major League Baseball wants the Dodgers to go nuts

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on the spending make they they want them to go

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out of control play so that everyone, all the fans

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get angry and demand a salary cap and at least

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a salary floor.

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Speaker 4: Okay, huh, I don't think that's crazy, Sam.

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Speaker 1: So because Manford was like, I'm gonna getting all these emails.

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People are angry. They called me up. They're angry. You're like, okay,

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I see your game here, act like there's nothing you

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can do, man I want to do it.

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Speaker 2: What it looks like a what here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, hey, Alisha, we're happy. One chick watches the show.

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What does he look like? Let's play a dame. What

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does Tebow look like?

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Speaker 2: It looks like a substitute. Substitute school teacher is what

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I'm going for right there.

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Speaker 1: That I'm going for. A white nationalist or or closetive

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gay Christian nationalist youth pastor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, gay youth pastor's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got youth energy.

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Speaker 1: No closetive gay like talking about how he loves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he's not. He's married. He's married to a woman

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for sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But every like cocktail party, like New Year's Eve party,

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I'm like four cocktails in. I'm just like, God, her

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husband is a cute son of a biscuit.

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Speaker 4: The're like he's a what?

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Speaker 3: Oh nothing, I was just joshing you fellas who to

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get in the hot time?

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Speaker 1: You do look like you use the word joshing.

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Speaker 4: I do. Probably I'll get away with that. Yeah, I

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look like.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, pu drug sports, Bob Dylan looks complete.

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Good point. You're utterly everybody.

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Speaker 2: I only put that in.

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Speaker 1: We're doing craw We're doing Ned Flanders at birthday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Super Bowl thoughts guys, Well, oh god, you guys don't

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even know the information I have.

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Speaker 4: Probably could open with it, but go ahead, Sam.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm gonna do something. This is a little longer,

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but I think you guys will like it.

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Speaker 2: I love it longer.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Johnny put this in. You're gonna dude,

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this is crazy. Are you ready? Are you ready? You're

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sending Yeah, Johnny, let this play. Let this play.

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Speaker 2: I'm not having a request right now.

474
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 1: It's right there.

475
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 4: I see it.

476
00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:51,079
Speaker 1: Sports. Watch this. It gets deep, dude. This whole thing

477
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,559
is a state farm commercial. This is base what this

478
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,200
guy gets to.

479
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 3: It turns into a porn. It does remind me to

480
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,000
tell you about the porn I audition for Come.

481
00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:00,799
Speaker 1: It's not playing.

482
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,519
Speaker 4: I'm not blame Johnny on this.

483
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,559
Speaker 2: It says it's playing, but I don't. Maybe just send

484
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:09,559
me the link, Sam, I know your internet has been

485
00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:10,799
shitty because you're.

486
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,279
Speaker 1: On I'll fight America. Dude, you think I won't fight America?

487
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:20,680
Brode Email it to you anyways, I'll tell you what

488
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,240
the video basically says. I it's it's like long. I

489
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:26,720
don't know if I could text.

490
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:28,839
Speaker 2: Like, text me the link. Oh oh you've got the

491
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,079
actual file on there? Okay?

492
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog? What am I an asshole? No?

493
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:33,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sam's got dial up?

494
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:36,319
Speaker 1: What do Yeah? Dude, I I think I do have

495
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,920
dial up. To be honest with you, here.

496
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,799
Speaker 2: Was someone just mentioned that, are he still owes bag

497
00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:42,759
of bets? He does?

498
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody but Sam Owes bag of bets.

499
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 2: Good news, by the way, good news, Aaron found the

500
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,880
bag of bets, so it is not lost as we reported.

501
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,279
Speaker 4: I bet there's some gold in there.

502
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

503
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to go.

504
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,279
Speaker 4: Fifty that we didn't do that. We just haven't even.

505
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: Listen sports uh punch. I just emailed it to you, Johnny.

506
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:07,319
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir.

507
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,839
Speaker 3: This is that porn you were talking about Yes, nice

508
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,119
audition for a new porn the other day called Uh, well,

509
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:16,200
it turns out its porn.

510
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 4: I didn't know it was. I thought it was a

511
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,960
sequel to a different movie.

512
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 3: But there's something about Larry auditioned for that.

513
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,079
Speaker 4: Well.

514
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 3: I don't know about the scene I had. I had

515
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,480
to put some special hair jell in my hair. It

516
00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:31,799
was hilarious.

517
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,319
Speaker 1: Okay, I got it. I got it. Oh, I know

518
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,079
what you did there.

519
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 3: That's crazy, bro, Just play your fucking video, idiot.

520
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: I got it right here, all right. Uh, we're just

521
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,119
gonna have to play it in the browser here.

522
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: But it's second ship. Just some Hey, you guys, I

523
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,000
do this.

524
00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 8: Kelsey and Taylor Swift always felt a bit what if

525
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,359
I told you that?

526
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,559
Speaker 4: I think I have proof that this is only a

527
00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:05,160
fake relationship. But on multi level marketing insurance scheme.

528
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 8: Now, if you watch the NFL, you notice a very

529
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,920
specific commercial that plays at every single ad break. No

530
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,720
matter what the context of the ad is, it's always

531
00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:14,880
a State Farm ad. Now we know that the NFL

532
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,720
has a relationship with State Farm, and they've had one

533
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:19,079
think about two thousand and four for over twenty years,

534
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,359
but specifically they've had one with the Kansas City Chiefs

535
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:23,640
just over the last couple.

536
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 4: And here is where things start to get weird.

537
00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 8: Now we know that State Farm, like the rest of

538
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,839
the country, is fully aware of the relationship between Travis

539
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,480
Kelsey and Taylor Swift, but knowing something isn't capitalizing off

540
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,599
of it. So one day, as a publicity stunt, Jake

541
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,559
from State Farm linked up with Donna kelce Travis Kelcey's mom,

542
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,160
and it did exactly what it was supposed to do.

543
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,079
It caught a lot of media and nobody really thinking

544
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,160
anything of it, but I wanted to look into who

545
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,400
set this up, and after just doing like a little

546
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,559
bit of digging, it turns out that this media agency,

547
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,160
Maximum Effort was the ones who set this up and

548
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,839
their co founder is Ryan Reynolds, so it was him

549
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,640
that helps set up Donna Kelcey with Jake from Save

550
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,920
Farm to help State Farm capitalize off the relationship between

551
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,599
Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. And that one mistake opened

552
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,319
up the floodgates into the rest of this investigation. You see,

553
00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:16,119
I started getting curious as to when this relationship first

554
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,000
started or even who first reported. When I stumbled across

555
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,640
this tweet that seems to be the earliest tweet talking

556
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,880
about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelson that broke the story,

557
00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:28,359
and then I saw this link, so I decided, let's

558
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,680
just click it. When I did, bout me to this

559
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,880
torn down ur website that read the Messenger. So I

560
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,039
got curious and I wondered what was the Messenger And

561
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,680
as it turns out that the Messenger is the one

562
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,880
who broke the news about Hillisworth Travis Kelsey, in which

563
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,000
I thought that was weird. So I looked into the

564
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:40,640
Messenger and it only turned out that they had only

565
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,799
opened four months prior to breaking this news. And I

566
00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:44,799
was thinking to myself, how did a brand new publication

567
00:27:44,839 --> 00:27:46,799
have the inside scoop on the number one pop star

568
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:48,559
in the world, somebody who spends millions of dollars a

569
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,200
year on security.

570
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,799
Speaker 4: There's no way that this brand new publication got that.

571
00:27:50,759 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 8: Inside scoop until I looked into who owns the Messenger,

572
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,319
and that's when I ran into a man, nam Jimmy Fielstein,

573
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,640
who owns and started the publication, who recently sold another

574
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,839
publication for one hundred and thirty million dollars. We see

575
00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:01,319
The just part about this publication that it just broke

576
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,119
this news about the world's biggest pop star just four

577
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,640
months prior four months after opening, is that only four

578
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,519
months after that they shut down completely, only lasting eight months.

579
00:28:09,599 --> 00:28:10,559
So the that if that's what myself man, if I

580
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,200
was mister Finklestein, I'd be really angry. So I started

581
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,240
looking at mister Finklestin statements on the White Publications shut down,

582
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,000
only to find out that it cost it fifty million

583
00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:16,599
dollars to start.

584
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we saw mad.

585
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 8: If it was fifty million dollars and I used my

586
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,559
own money, that's that's the weird thing to get It

587
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:23,480
turned out after doing some digging that it was actually

588
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:26,240
started by five donors that gave about ten million dollars each.

589
00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:28,160
First one is Josh Harris Or, co founder of Apollo

590
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,880
Global and Investment for that manages over six hundred billion

591
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,440
dollars in asset, and it was his company who back

592
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,359
in twenty sixteen, acquired eighty T for about seven billion dollars.

593
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,759
And then in twenty twenty two, State Farm acquired fifteen

594
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:41,160
percent equity ownership worth one point two billion dollars in

595
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:42,759
ady T, and I go on and on about the

596
00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:44,599
other four founders to started the publication that got the

597
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,000
inside scoop that's only four months old that Taylor Swift

598
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,839
and Travis Kelsey were together. But no matter what road

599
00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:50,359
you take, they all have invested interest in hundreds of

600
00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:51,839
billions of dollars in State Farm.

601
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,319
Speaker 4: And that's not even the craziest part.

602
00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:55,279
Speaker 8: See, every time I googled finglestein, a woman that Pamela

603
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,519
ross f Eckelstein would pop up, and the name next

604
00:28:57,559 --> 00:29:01,039
to it every single time was Blake Life, Ryan Reynolds's

605
00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:03,640
wife and best friends with Taylor Swift.

606
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,599
Speaker 4: Do you probably thinking of yourself?

607
00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 8: Okay, State Farm gained a lot, they get free publication,

608
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,000
they get Taylor Swift, they get the NFL, they get

609
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,359
Travis Kelcey. But what does Taylor Swift and the NFL

610
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,519
get out of being possibly a part in all this?

611
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,400
While I was researching for another video, I had noticed

612
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,079
that every single time I clicked on Taylor Swift music video,

613
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,279
no matter which one it was, a State Farm ad

614
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,400
would play behind it every single time, which is very

615
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,039
strange because if you know anything about YouTube advertisement is

616
00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,799
that you know it's always supposed to be completely random.

617
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,599
Speaker 4: So here is my theory.

618
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,279
Speaker 8: I think State Farm in the NFL approached the biggest

619
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:32,759
pop star in the world and said, hey, we need

620
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:34,640
to make a more month Hyler. Swift came back and said, okay, cool,

621
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,880
but how are we going to push that to the public.

622
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,880
She then brought the idea to Ryan Reynold's absolute marketing

623
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,720
genius who also owns a marketing agency, and he came

624
00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:41,720
up with an absolute game changing plan. You got to

625
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,480
make people care here. So he set up Jake from

626
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,200
State Farm Donna Kelsey, and then the wheels started turning.

627
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,519
Ryan then brought that whole idea to his wife, Blake Lively,

628
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:50,160
and she said, hey, wait, I think I know a guy.

629
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

630
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,519
Speaker 8: It became good friends with his billionaire's wife back a

631
00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:53,920
couple of years ago and twenty eleven when he came

632
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,400
to a party of mine to honor me. The wife

633
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,079
had nothing to lose, so Blake, Ryan, the wife, and

634
00:29:57,119 --> 00:29:58,920
Taylor Swift brought it to this dude and said, hey,

635
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,359
we need somebody to put this out there, and he said, hey,

636
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,200
I sold my company for one hundred and thirty million

637
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,880
dollars months ago. I mean, yeah, sure, I'll do it.

638
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,240
But I'm not gonna do it with my own money.

639
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,880
They farmed and said, and we can help with that.

640
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,079
Five founders and got together and created the Messenger.

641
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 4: Four months later.

642
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 8: They then organically threw this out there four months after that,

643
00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:15,319
he played his role and he just shut this down.

644
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:17,039
Tailor then possibly approach they farm or sty farmed and

645
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:19,119
possibly proach. Tailor said, hey, there's literally no way I'd

646
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:20,519
be able to pay you this amount of money upfront,

647
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:21,960
you were way too big of an artists. Instead, why

648
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,200
don't you just let us put our ad in front

649
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,039
of every single one of your videos. We'll give you

650
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:26,920
about ninety to one hundred percent of the ad revenue.

651
00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:28,799
You'll get paid throughout the entire time when we have

652
00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:31,039
your ads thro our videos and will be promoted. And

653
00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:32,720
so now you might be asking, Okay, cool, all these

654
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:34,839
people game so much, but the main player here is

655
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,759
the NFL. So what do they gain in doing any

656
00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:36,960
of it?

657
00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:38,039
Speaker 4: The NFL has made.

658
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,319
Speaker 8: About a billion dollars since Travis Taylor started a due

659
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,720
to viewership and jersey sales, and since in twenty ten,

660
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,839
the appolad got Sports League to an entertainment company as

661
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,240
to cover any legal corner. What would hurt putting them

662
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:51,519
through the playoffs to the Super Bowl to keep the

663
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,039
viewership high all season long because of Taylor. Well, the

664
00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:57,480
answer is nothing. But maybe it's just all one big theory.

665
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,759
Speaker 4: I got an idea. Gives me an idea of Sam. Yeah,

666
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,680
you want to take down the w n BAY.

667
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 3: See what Taylor Swift dating a football NFL player did

668
00:31:09,279 --> 00:31:11,400
for the NFL billion dollars he said, Which I do.

669
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,119
Speaker 4: I do believe that. I believe that here's how we

670
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,440
get rid of the w n B A.

671
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 3: You, me and Johnny start dating the three most popular

672
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,839
w NBA players within six months bankrupt.

673
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 4: I'll take out anyone you want. I'm in you name

674
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,680
the I am in you name the play.

675
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:34,559
Speaker 2: I'm so in dude, dude, I will say it is working.

676
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,599
I told this on Broken sim my grandma bro. My

677
00:31:37,759 --> 00:31:39,799
aunt was staying with my grandmother and heard her in

678
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,680
there screaming Super Bowl night and she and my grandma

679
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,000
doesn't watch football, she doesn't watch sports. And my aunt

680
00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:47,519
goes in there, It's like, what are you yelling about?

681
00:31:47,559 --> 00:31:49,240
She's like, all the Eagles scored. I was just I've

682
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,079
been cheering on the Eagles and my aunt goes back

683
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:55,799
to bed. Uh, here's her in there again, going oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

684
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,680
She finally comes back in there. It's like, why are

685
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,240
you cheering so hard for the Eagle? She goes because

686
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,279
I hate Taylor Swift and I want her team to lose.

687
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,559
And then she comes back later. My grandma says, I

688
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:07,440
got to go to the emergency room because my blood

689
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,319
pressure is two hundred over one hundred and eighty or

690
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,319
something crazy like Scott. She had to go be taking

691
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:16,240
an ambulance emergency room because of how much she hates

692
00:32:16,319 --> 00:32:18,440
Taylor Swift. Isn't that insane?

693
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I believe your grandma sounds like a fucking Nazi.

694
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: Oh she's great. My grandma's great.

695
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,039
Speaker 4: How old is your grandma?

696
00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:30,839
Speaker 2: Eighty eight, mid eighties, late eighties, something like that.

697
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 4: Your grandpa's still around? No, No, you're walking dadyky bro.

698
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,599
Speaker 2: She's game too, I'm telling you. She still goes out dancing,

699
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,319
meeting guys.

700
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: Can't happen, dude, So great if you were Johnny's if that,

701
00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:52,359
if you were Johnny's grandpa, law, Oh my god, she.

702
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,119
Speaker 2: Had a guy was twenty years younger than her.

703
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,039
Speaker 4: Candies. He got to eat all the butterscotch candies out

704
00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:58,359
of my pocket when she was.

705
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,039
Speaker 2: Like sixty five. She married like a forty year old dude.

706
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:01,839
So she's up for it.

707
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: Bro, she's dude. She fucking slings it. Bro.

708
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,279
Speaker 3: I won't get into her DMS because she probably doesn't

709
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:11,000
have social media, but I'll sing. I'll send her a

710
00:33:11,079 --> 00:33:13,000
singing telegram or whatever the fuck she wants.

711
00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I just hear the sounds of

712
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,279
t bow going hard in the paint on Johnny's grandma,

713
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,079
just the sounds. I don't want to see it. I

714
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,680
just want to hear it. Yeah.

715
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,839
Speaker 3: It would sound like like you ever take a plunger

716
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,839
to a completely dry toilet.

717
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: All the time? Yeah, I mean when which Saturday are

718
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,599
we talking here?

719
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:35,839
Speaker 5: Hey?

720
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 3: Remember when you pulled that fucking giant rat out of

721
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,119
your toilet, Johnny.

722
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:41,599
Speaker 2: God, that's the one of the scariest things that happened

723
00:33:41,599 --> 00:33:41,720
to me.

724
00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: It was so scary, Bro. I mean, I'm telling you,

725
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,880
it was this big, so scary, why don't you marry it?

726
00:33:48,599 --> 00:33:51,119
Speaker 3: Funny thing is, Johnny didn't even remember eating a live rat.

727
00:33:57,599 --> 00:34:01,519
Here's what's interesting about Super Bowl, which I didn't really

728
00:34:01,559 --> 00:34:03,559
think because you factor with a loss like that. With

729
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,680
a point spread the way it was and the money

730
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,960
coming in pretty even. You think Vegas maybe even took

731
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,239
a little bit of a bath this year. The on

732
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:16,280
game bets almost broke even for Vegas. You know how

733
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,440
Vegas wound up making I think twenty two million dollars

734
00:34:18,519 --> 00:34:22,639
on the Super Bowl Vegas this year prop bets because

735
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,519
everybody included in their prop bet Saquon Barkley scoring a

736
00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:30,840
touchdown not getting a touchdown. I think that had six,

737
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,639
five or six touchdowns in the game, none of them

738
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:36,880
were Saquon. Everybody's prop bet had Saquon scoring a touchdown

739
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,280
and then some.

740
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: Other Johnny, I like that one. Go back to that one. Yeah,

741
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,719
right with TiVo's giant head.

742
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 4: Oh, I take my vite of me. I'm a giant.

743
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: Does anyone care about the Yeah, Johnny, keep it like that.

744
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,840
We're just on you the whole time, just on you

745
00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,599
the whole time.

746
00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 4: Does anybody care about what.

747
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: The UFC at all? Does anyone care about the UFC?

748
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,079
Speaker 4: Well that out of Sonya. You know what I was

749
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:10,280
thinking about this, Sam, It's fun.

750
00:35:11,639 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 3: I do care about it, but I do feel like

751
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,480
almost like in a way that like you hit a

752
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:19,599
point in time in your age where you're like, there's

753
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:20,800
some new bands and you hear.

754
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 4: Something, you go, who the fuck is this?

755
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, how do I know who this is?

756
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,079
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you hit a point where you

757
00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:27,480
kind of feel a little out of touch, and I

758
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,440
feel that with the UFC. I don't feel like there's

759
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:33,719
the super duper two or three guys in every weight

760
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,519
class that there once was when you know, fifteen years ago,

761
00:35:38,159 --> 00:35:40,800
and now we're seeing all those goats get beat like, ada, sonya,

762
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,719
what's he gonna do?

763
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,159
Speaker 4: I mean, he got beat in that last fight.

764
00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to say easily, but he definitely lost

765
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,320
the first round and then he got quickly knocked out.

766
00:35:51,639 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 4: So you got all the goats that are gone.

767
00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:56,519
Speaker 3: And if you know, if you're a UFC fighter, I

768
00:35:56,559 --> 00:36:00,480
would get one of those fucking you know, uh Russian

769
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:03,480
beards where you just got the fucking Muslim beard. And

770
00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:05,519
the wrestling you take it's a new thing. It's like

771
00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:07,000
the run and shoot. The first two years of the

772
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,960
run and Shoot in the NFL, you couldn't figure it out.

773
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,760
And whoever ran it just put up hot and that

774
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,920
fucking wrap your legs in between my legs and I

775
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:14,599
climb up.

776
00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:16,679
Speaker 4: Yet and I and it just rains elbows.

777
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know anybody could beat all these

778
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,440
last guys whose last name starts with the ends in

779
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:22,679
a V.

780
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:24,639
Speaker 4: Last name ends in a V.

781
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,599
Speaker 3: And you got one of the big ass black beards

782
00:36:26,639 --> 00:36:29,639
and no mustache. Don't fuck with that guy.

783
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 4: I don't know.

784
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,119
Speaker 3: I mean, I really there's no fights there. I mean

785
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:36,519
John Jones for sure. I mean, and I think they

786
00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:39,559
need John Jones to come back and do good. O'Malley

787
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,679
isn't who they thought he was is he's getting old

788
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,880
and he's been beat the last couple of times. All

789
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,960
of the marquie I and McGregor's a fucking nut job. Yes,

790
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,239
all of the marquee like must see must have a

791
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,519
pay per view party, gotta go to the sports bar

792
00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:57,480
and watch it. There's none of those right now to me,

793
00:36:58,119 --> 00:36:59,400
other than John Jones coming up.

794
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,679
Speaker 4: But there's no bet.

795
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 3: They need to start putting like three title fights on

796
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,559
a pay per view again. It doesn't need to be

797
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:09,039
a once a year thing you got, because otherwise I'm like, mah,

798
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,679
fuck it, I'll find.

799
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 4: Out who won the mark.

800
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can't raise the price either. Johnny's loving this, dude, Johnny, Johnny,

801
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,480
Now you get the power of playing around with it.

802
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,639
It's so much fun.

803
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,639
Speaker 4: When you raise the price and you lower the product.

804
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, your fan base is not stupid, and they're eventually

805
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,519
gonna go I'll watch.

806
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,519
Speaker 1: It for It's exactly what happened to the movies. You're like,

807
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:35,079
you're raising the price on movies and you're putting out

808
00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:39,079
dog shit. Same thing in music, you know, like, oh dude,

809
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:42,519
here's twenty songs on an album, and by the way,

810
00:37:43,199 --> 00:37:46,639
four of the songs are just answer machine messages and

811
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,719
and the rest is just hot garbage. That's what you love.

812
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 4: Answering machine messages on albums they do. That's a very

813
00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:54,199
biggie man.

814
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: Where you are we at the airport?

815
00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 4: Get down now, ye man needs to do it like, hey,

816
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,280
let's in the k popsam. What impression was that?

817
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 1: That was my uh, executive producer of hip hop?

818
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, of course your rickshaws?

819
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: Yes?

820
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 4: Is it misster?

821
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: There we go.

822
00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 4: We can do that all right, Johnny.

823
00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 3: Just loving the guy people, Johnny, I'm really digging this

824
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:22,400
aspect of it.

825
00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:23,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, so is he's done.

826
00:38:23,559 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: I don't know what the next big fight coming up

827
00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:28,840
is but I think it's John Jones is this weekend?

828
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: Dude, it's Alex Pereira.

829
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,639
Speaker 4: Oh yeahra oh, I love it.

830
00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: How you added a little Latin.

831
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: That's how you, dude. Somebody just said and tough enough

832
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:41,159
should be rape. They should do races.

833
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 2: Racists. I would love to see racists on tough enough.

834
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: Racists versus blacks, like like whites versus black versus Latinos

835
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,440
versus Brazilians.

836
00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 4: It's a little too prison yard for me.

837
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,599
Speaker 2: I would I'm in.

838
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm in.

839
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 4: I like the real personal beef. You gotta earn a

840
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,800
beef for somebody, you know what I mean.

841
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,559
Speaker 1: Here's a great question. Would you guys clap the cheeks

842
00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:05,760
of Angel Reese? Yes? Yes?

843
00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 2: Or yes no?

844
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: But what why Johnny? You would want thorough bread?

845
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,519
Speaker 2: She's got a mustache, dude, We'll tell her to.

846
00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:18,639
Speaker 4: Shave it, Sammy. Would you tell her to shave it? Yes?

847
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 3: No?

848
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 5: Or no?

849
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 1: No way? Yes? Oh you really would, unless I'd use

850
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,639
him for handlebars for more grip.

851
00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:28,159
Speaker 3: That's I had this fucking serious mustache right there.

852
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: Just grabbing that super Mario mustache. Uh.

853
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 3: Thursday Dodgers Cubs Thursday be guys, Baseball's almost here.

854
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:38,639
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. This is the first time I'm going

855
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,360
to pay attention to baseball.

856
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: In April and just be so happy for your fucking poor,

857
00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:49,880
out of luck Dodgers. Yeah, there shouldn't be an All

858
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,960
Star game every like Dodgers. It's like the Globetrotters traveling

859
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,800
around the country.

860
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 4: So it comes to either.

861
00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:59,199
Speaker 3: Really, it's so Dodgers, come beat the ship out of

862
00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:01,039
your team such an unfair way.

863
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,599
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, dude, they're ruining baseball with a ship.

864
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,840
If they win it next year, it will be so

865
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:08,840
bad for baseball.

866
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 4: I don't know how they can't.

867
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:12,199
Speaker 3: And last, I mean because what you what that would

868
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,599
require is nine people to go completely cold, all at

869
00:40:16,639 --> 00:40:17,159
the same time.

870
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, or injuries they have to have. But then which

871
00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:21,480
has happened, They could have a ton of injuries, especially

872
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:22,840
that did happen.

873
00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:24,519
Speaker 4: To a bridge Like three years ago, you guys had

874
00:40:24,559 --> 00:40:26,840
the best team base got hurt.

875
00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, uh that's the only way though, I

876
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,280
mean really, I mean, you know.

877
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 4: But you had three guys. They have fucking fifteen.

878
00:40:33,119 --> 00:40:35,679
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, it would the only way you could

879
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:37,440
get to him is through starting pitching though, if they

880
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:41,079
if that, if they had, you know, like several guys

881
00:40:41,519 --> 00:40:43,719
go down, which they have a couple of guys who could.

882
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 4: You can get to them with fentanyl too, oh yeah?

883
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,519
Speaker 2: Or gambling? Well it used to be gambling, not anymore. Uh,

884
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,320
they was up.

885
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 4: Fourteen he laughed at that. Fourteen million dollars.

886
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

887
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,199
Speaker 3: They threw a translator in jail and he probably just

888
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,920
got a new guy to fucking bed for him.

889
00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 2: Sam just got some. He was on his phone there

890
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,800
and he's completely derailed. What happened here.

891
00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: I ain't get completely derailed.

892
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,639
Speaker 4: My internet ship, Sam is everything.

893
00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm upset. My internet is not good.

894
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 2: Let's tell you, man, that's cool that we're gonna well what.

895
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: It's not.

896
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,639
Speaker 2: You don't want me to say it.

897
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're all great, we're moving there in your

898
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:29,039
internet ship. You're about set. I've already brought that off

899
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,760
and we're gonna go and we're gonna we're gonna fucking

900
00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:37,920
deal with this with with Sam's internet is not good.

901
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:42,760
Thank you, Johnny, thank you for that. I'm dealing with it.

902
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,320
I'm dealing with it. We're gonna deal with it. I'm

903
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,079
very upset.

904
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,079
Speaker 2: Are you on Wi Fi?

905
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: You?

906
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,039
Speaker 2: Are you plugged in?

907
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,159
Speaker 1: I I usually haven't plugged in, but for some reason

908
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:53,719
why I plugged it in. It didn't do anything, So

909
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,960
I have to go make sure that Dana didn't unplug it.

910
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 2: OK, weird? Are you uploading anything?

911
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:05,039
Speaker 4: No, he's making three flyers right now as we speak.

912
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm not making flyers. By the way, I just want

913
00:42:10,039 --> 00:42:13,760
to say this. If the if the Raiders draft in

914
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,320
the first round, draft Jalen Monroe or whatever his name

915
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,280
is out of Alabama, I am honestly thinking about leaving

916
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:27,159
the Raiders. I'm not even what Bills. I don't know yet.

917
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:27,960
I don't know.

918
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, who would be Sam's team?

919
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:35,039
Speaker 1: The Bills, right, the Bills, Bills probably, Bills probably, but

920
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,519
Rams are on there as well.

921
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,119
Speaker 4: That's nuts. I don't know what it is about the

922
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:40,719
Rams and me.

923
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, if they draft that dude who

924
00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:48,920
can't is in an NFL quarterback, I will I will leave.

925
00:42:49,679 --> 00:42:54,679
Speaker 4: Oh threat, well, you hear that he's been put out

926
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,519
at Johnny throw that is a lower third. Sam will

927
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:57,079
leave Raiders.

928
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes I did put that up.

929
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,519
Speaker 1: Dude, are you producing? You're not produce.

930
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,119
Speaker 4: Everybody knows that Sam's playing round. Who do you want Sam?

931
00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:06,239
Do won a quarterback? Do you want to?

932
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: I mean, if I could take anyone, take cam Ward

933
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,599
in a herdbeat?

934
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 4: What if you got a lot of people are either

935
00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:14,000
all in on him or like I will.

936
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,039
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan. I am big on cam Ward.

937
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 3: I you like him too, Adamiga, who's a big Giants fan?

938
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,559
He basically sent out the same warning to the Mara family.

939
00:43:26,639 --> 00:43:31,920
I guess if you guys pick Sanders, you can kiss

940
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,280
my zero tickets goodbye.

941
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I bought tickets before to the Raiders,

942
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,880
so they won't kiss my tickets goodbye if they go

943
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,920
after a guy who couldn't even pass in Alabama where

944
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,599
you got all the good players.

945
00:43:45,639 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: That's that's a pretty good point.

946
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,679
Speaker 10: Would you guys out the one kind of hockey I

947
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,599
care about? Passer cam Ward? Make a deal with the Titans? Hey,

948
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,760
who do you want on our team except for Crosby?

949
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,119
You're gonna have anybody you want.

950
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,679
Speaker 1: We give you our first this year and our second

951
00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:06,320
next year, or even I'll give up my first and second.

952
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,079
That's how crazy I am.

953
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 3: Too bad, You're neither fucking Saints GM or actually the

954
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:15,039
Eagle GM. We just have samby the Eagles GM my

955
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:19,800
first five picks. Give me this fucking guy who we need?

956
00:44:20,519 --> 00:44:24,599
Speaker 1: We need somebody. Somebody just asked in the comments section

957
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:26,320
where Zumac is. I don't know.

958
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard some bad news.

959
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: Is I saw him? When I saw him in Tampa,

960
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,360
He's like, I'm sober. I don't drink anymore. Then I

961
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,119
tuned into of his live streams. He's like, my my

962
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,079
board is fried. I'm drinking. I'm like, okay, dude, all right.

963
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 4: Well z man, you saw him in Tampa. Saw him

964
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:56,440
in Tampa. Oh, I can't wait for this.

965
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: Man asked to do as you a fart funnel?

966
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 4: What the fuck did you just say?

967
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,039
Speaker 3: Bro?

968
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 4: Ah, that's a solid one.

969
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,559
Speaker 1: Man is currently on Kevin Brennan show right now.

970
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 11: Is he?

971
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: How is he? Man? He said good, he told me,

972
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,159
he told me he was king sober. And then I

973
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,679
saw him on Brendan Show and he's like, yeah, my

974
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:39,679
board got my board got fried. So he's drinking. What

975
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:45,800
uh to tinos? I don't drink. What's the drinks he's drinking?

976
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,639
Tito's z manz man man.

977
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 11: Man.

978
00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:56,639
Speaker 1: So the internet should get g Man back on punchdrunk

979
00:45:56,679 --> 00:46:00,599
so you live. How he how he ruined our relationship

980
00:46:00,679 --> 00:46:02,239
with fucking atc the text.

981
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: I just texted him right there, but he said when

982
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,199
he gets home, he could come on. But I don't

983
00:46:06,199 --> 00:46:06,960
know if we'll still be on.

984
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 4: Uh, it'd be funny if you call it. He goes.

985
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,320
You are receiving a collect call from the Dade County

986
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,440
Penitentiary Department.

987
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 2: International hockey is the only hockey I give a shit about.

988
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:25,400
I thought that this this tournament has been absolutely fantastic.

989
00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:28,639
Speaker 3: How about America and Canada? Three fist fights in the

990
00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:31,000
first nine seconds and that's wonderful.

991
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: Wonderful, real like the fights.

992
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: Did you like the fight?

993
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 2: The game was great too. I mean that the United

994
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,119
States will probably lose now that we've had that great

995
00:46:40,199 --> 00:46:44,079
victory and celebrated it thoroughly. You know, it'll I feel

996
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:45,639
like Canada always gets their number, you know.

997
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: But UH said yeah.

998
00:46:50,079 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 3: I mean, if if there's anything I root for in Canada,

999
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,360
it's it's all like loose women, loose women in hockey.

1000
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: Canada's where you go for it. They get it.

1001
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 3: Two biggest exports of Canada hockey and loose women and

1002
00:47:03,599 --> 00:47:05,559
God blessed Canada.

1003
00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:06,559
Speaker 2: God blessed Canada.

1004
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: Oh can no doll?

1005
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 2: Trump is really serious about taking that over, by the way,

1006
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,360
like I think he is.

1007
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 3: He's like the old like relative at Thanksgiving dinner that

1008
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,440
just blurts out crazy ship and everyone's like, just don't

1009
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,079
acknowledge that.

1010
00:47:23,599 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 4: You acknowledge him, it gets worse, you.

1011
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 11: Know what I mean?

1012
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 4: You're like, okay, share.

1013
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,599
Speaker 2: Trudeau got caught on a hot mic a couple of

1014
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,639
weeks ago, like saying that he's really like he thinks

1015
00:47:33,679 --> 00:47:38,119
Trump is serious about this stuff. He was Trudeau, Pierre Trudeau,

1016
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:42,840
I mean y yeah, saying that he, uh, you know,

1017
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,119
is at least somewhat you know, it's like on hit Wait,

1018
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,840
I'm sorry, I just got completely distracted. Look at what

1019
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,880
the cover of ESPN is. Have you do you guys

1020
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:52,800
know anything.

1021
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 4: About this of the page or the magazine?

1022
00:47:55,519 --> 00:47:59,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cover of ESPN the magazine? No, this page, magazine?

1023
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: You know what is this? Oh?

1024
00:48:01,519 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1025
00:48:02,199 --> 00:48:05,519
Speaker 1: One arm? Dude? Is he good? What's his is good?

1026
00:48:06,159 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 2: What's his team?

1027
00:48:07,119 --> 00:48:10,119
Speaker 1: What is that? Eight or something like that? I don't

1028
00:48:10,159 --> 00:48:14,360
even know Austin p okay, wow, but he has one

1029
00:48:14,519 --> 00:48:16,400
arm and he's actually really he can.

1030
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 3: Jump through the fuck he's okay, he could jump like

1031
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,920
a fucking trampoline in his legs.

1032
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: That's cool. I got a thirty second hard but he

1033
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:23,800
doesn't have.

1034
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 4: The weight of the second arm holding them back.

1035
00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: So it's like, let's I want to see that.

1036
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 3: I mean, he jumped with his arm pit once, which

1037
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,719
is I'll go to you.

1038
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,519
Speaker 1: You with two arms.

1039
00:48:34,519 --> 00:48:37,559
Speaker 2: This guy, I got to see this.

1040
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,559
Speaker 4: That's his teammate.

1041
00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 7: He has two arms, and another time that Emanuel tips.

1042
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 4: Then on his right side, they'll get on his left side,

1043
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:48,960
he has one arm.

1044
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know it's why he's going every time.

1045
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:55,199
That's crazy. What's his Uh, let's see what his stat Oh,

1046
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,280
he's averaging two points a game. But let's still that's

1047
00:48:58,079 --> 00:48:58,960
for it's one arm.

1048
00:48:59,199 --> 00:49:01,760
Speaker 4: For one arm, then get a lot of rebounds.

1049
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 1: Imagine we could do it two arms, four points a game.

1050
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:06,239
You just double.

1051
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 2: It's out that works.

1052
00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:09,559
Speaker 4: I mean probably, dude.

1053
00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: You know, when he's with fat white chicks, he can't

1054
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,800
smack ass and pull hair at the same time.

1055
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 2: You go and do one of the times, it's devastating

1056
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:19,519
to his game. Dude, it's just been devastating.

1057
00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:23,639
Speaker 1: But you know they say that women love guys with handicaps.

1058
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,480
That's why Tebow got so much action back in the day.

1059
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,639
Speaker 4: Yeap, that is right, that is true.

1060
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,039
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I thought I heard him a

1061
00:49:31,039 --> 00:49:33,199
good joke, and think of it, I heard one about it.

1062
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,039
Speaker 4: You want to hear good un l V joke? Sam?

1063
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, it's not bad. Uh?

1064
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:41,559
Speaker 4: Why did he come from U N l V? Put there?

1065
00:49:41,559 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 3: And I've seen Sam do this, put their diplomas on

1066
00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:46,000
their windshield.

1067
00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 4: Why but they can park in handicap spots.

1068
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: Guys, I.

1069
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 2: Bam, bam.

1070
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,679
Speaker 3: Did you guys watch any of the either the musical

1071
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,679
portion or the sketch portion that I started that live,

1072
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,000
big crazy thing this weekend.

1073
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: I watched some of those. Good to see Jeff Richards there. Yeah, yeah,

1074
00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:13,159
I was happy for him.

1075
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,679
Speaker 4: I got a good story of his. If you want

1076
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:16,639
to hear this real quick.

1077
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,039
Speaker 3: Please please please, they're doing the red carpet at the

1078
00:50:19,159 --> 00:50:22,760
music thing. He's gonna crack you up, Sam, And just

1079
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,280
for a goof, you know, he went through the red carpet.

1080
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,760
Then he kind of got around where all the paparazzi

1081
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,920
people were and he was kind of doing like how

1082
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,719
Guillermo does on kim ol where he's like, hey, don't so,

1083
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,119
let me get a quick interview for Jeff Richard's magazine,

1084
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,000
you know, giving all of his buddies a business from

1085
00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:40,039
the show and you know, take pictures of the punky

1086
00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:43,559
and all this shit. Chevy Chase comes up walking through

1087
00:50:43,559 --> 00:50:45,719
and he goes, hey, chevy Chase, Jeff Richards, those cast

1088
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,639
member for three years, just wanted to say, you know,

1089
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,880
congratulations on a great night, and what an honor for

1090
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,719
you to start the first cast member and all you

1091
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,599
might if we get a picture together, and he gives

1092
00:50:57,639 --> 00:51:02,119
them a fucking Heisman trophy and says, nope, I'm not

1093
00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:04,559
taking any pictures, man, I'm trying to fucking have fun here.

1094
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:05,639
Speaker 4: What the fuck is wrong with you?

1095
00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: Wait?

1096
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who is he talking to?

1097
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,519
Speaker 4: Chevy Chase?

1098
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And Jeff rich is like, dang, dude, he

1099
00:51:11,519 --> 00:51:11,719
made me.

1100
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 4: I really felt like shit.

1101
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 3: Right then Alec Baldman comes up and kind of like

1102
00:51:17,599 --> 00:51:19,679
up to the two of them, and he doesn't realize

1103
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,320
they just had this interaction, and Alec Baldman goes, Jeff

1104
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,519
Richards doesn't even acknowledge. Fuck at Chevy Chase. He goes,

1105
00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:29,679
Jeff Richards pats him on his shoulders and he says

1106
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,360
to chevy Chase, Dude, do you know this guy. He's

1107
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,320
one of the best impressionists in the entire world. To

1108
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,400
Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase looked like he just ate a

1109
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,760
fucking lemon and then it gives you a better Alec

1110
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,320
Baldman goes, dude, let's get a picture together, and Alec

1111
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,480
Baldwin took the picture with his phone.

1112
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 4: And he didn't even hear any of that. Jeff Rids

1113
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,960
is like, I couldn't have written it any better that well, I'm.

1114
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: Just gonna say something. Chevy Chase's daughter works at the

1115
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,039
crime store and she.

1116
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,559
Speaker 4: Absolutely this girl ever she just got married.

1117
00:52:02,639 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: Good for her. She's on Pauli Shoors crazy ass show

1118
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:06,519
that I did.

1119
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 4: She's the sweetest, sweetest, sweetest girl.

1120
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: So nuts it's great.

1121
00:52:11,159 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 2: Do you think did he really He's sure that he

1122
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,239
didn't hear overhear that, because if he did.

1123
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 4: I said too maybe he kind of did that to

1124
00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:18,519
do his singer.

1125
00:52:18,559 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 3: He goes now because other people were talking to him,

1126
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,360
and he kind of turned around and saw me, and

1127
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,480
he actually didn't see Chevy till he talked to Richard.

1128
00:52:27,639 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 1: Baldwin did kill somebody. I mean, that's like it's gonna

1129
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,360
be weird to take a picture with the murderer.

1130
00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:33,639
Speaker 2: Facts I mean facts.

1131
00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:36,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think we've got some pictures with murderers.

1132
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,159
Speaker 4: Probably.

1133
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: Who do we got? Who do we got?

1134
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 4: We got some lesters you never met? Snoop Dogg.

1135
00:52:43,079 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true, guys, I got a damn.

1136
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 2: Might actually actually Sam wait, just I think Zoomark's about

1137
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:57,719
to hop on. He says he's getting on on his phone. Bro, Yeah,

1138
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,880
I called you actually sorry because because somebody just comment

1139
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:01,639
about xc uh.

1140
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: They were like, what the hell would you say?

1141
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 2: You heard me? I called you XT. It was a mistake.

1142
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,880
I apologize. I'll never call you XC again.

1143
00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:16,599
Speaker 1: He left.

1144
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 2: He's such an asshole. Now we're about a Zoomac. The

1145
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,119
whole joke is that he talks to Zumac.

1146
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course he's gonna fuck your tank this anyway.

1147
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:31,960
Bet he said his kids, I was gonna fucking talk

1148
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,280
to him about these gigs.

1149
00:53:34,519 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 2: Well you, oh yeah, promote it before before everybody leaves. Jeez.

1150
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,079
Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say February eighth, here's the big

1151
00:53:41,159 --> 00:53:43,760
I mean, March eighth, here's one big announcer. March eighth,

1152
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,360
I'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana. I guess with who,

1153
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:52,239
Sam Tripley, everybody, Sam Tripley and the team. March eighth,

1154
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:56,920
Fort Wayne, Indiana. Uh, come get some there, Sam Tripley

1155
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:57,480
dot com.

1156
00:53:57,599 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 4: I think it is. Do go there, get your tickets

1157
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,119
because guess what your boy t just added to the show.

1158
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:06,639
Speaker 3: Sam doesn't know it yet, but he said, Hey, any

1159
00:54:06,679 --> 00:54:09,079
show I'm on in your area, you heard it here first.

1160
00:54:09,639 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 4: Next week you're one hundred percent on.

1161
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 3: And I go, fine, I saw somebody hit me up

1162
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,679
and they go, hey, are you going to be in

1163
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,440
Fort Wayne with Sam?

1164
00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:18,559
Speaker 4: I go, Sam's coming to Fort Wayne? Yeah, in a

1165
00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:21,320
few weeks, And I go, yep, I'm on that show.

1166
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,159
Speaker 2: You should put yourself on as special the next time

1167
00:54:23,199 --> 00:54:24,880
he records a special. You should just show up and

1168
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,440
be like, hey, where's where's my time?

1169
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we'll do that. A guy does forking for specials

1170
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,360
a month. Are they special? If you do them that often?

1171
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,159
Probably let's just let him say they're special.

1172
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: Uh.

1173
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 2: Chad said, he'll just catch us next time.

1174
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 1: That's fine.

1175
00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:40,119
Speaker 2: It's funny.

1176
00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1177
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,639
Speaker 2: With Sam not on here, he's probably hammered anyway.

1178
00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 3: Uh, and then hey Lexington, Kentucky this weekend February twenty second,

1179
00:54:47,599 --> 00:54:50,800
I will be there coming to see you guys doing

1180
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,000
thirty minutes Old, thirty minutes new, something borrowed, something Blue?

1181
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,039
Speaker 2: Nice?

1182
00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 1: Did you watch that new? Uh?

1183
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 2: Ninety day? I did watch and I actually really enjoy

1184
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,239
Yeah that did you see the by the way, I

1185
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,920
clocked it immediately. The in a in a throuble, there's.

1186
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,599
Speaker 4: Always at jealous person.

1187
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's always somebody though, who did not want

1188
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,320
the thrustle to happen and did it to keep the

1189
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,440
relationship together. And it's obvious, like right away it was

1190
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,119
that guy. Like those two girls are in a lesbian relationship,

1191
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:22,960
is what it is. They're smoking hot by the way,

1192
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,119
both and he's just along for the ride. He's lucky

1193
00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:29,719
in this case, probably gets to dabble a little bit

1194
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,199
here and there.

1195
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, very strict rules from his wife.

1196
00:55:33,559 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah, he's like a sex toy when they're together.

1197
00:55:36,039 --> 00:55:38,519
Speaker 3: Those two women very well said that's probably that's probably

1198
00:55:38,599 --> 00:55:41,079
the arrangement, which guess what is fun for maybe a

1199
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,159
month and then they start talking shit about.

1200
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:44,760
Speaker 4: You behind your back.

1201
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, you get you get your credit

1202
00:55:47,079 --> 00:55:48,719
card bill and be like, when did you guys get

1203
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,480
a fucking hotel?

1204
00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 4: Where the fuck was I?

1205
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you walk into like the room and they're.

1206
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 3: Going, we thought we'd got a fucking wine country, and

1207
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,760
I go, fuck, what's going on here?

1208
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 2: You know how it is that you walk into the room,

1209
00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:01,440
they're giggling, and then it just quite up when you're like,

1210
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,400
you know and like, nothing, we're still here.

1211
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,159
Speaker 4: You're the you're the one leaving the toilet seat down.

1212
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 3: It's it's just it's you got twice as much fucking

1213
00:56:13,519 --> 00:56:16,840
uh uh self care products in your bathroom now.

1214
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:19,559
Speaker 2: By the way, ninety day, those producers and the editors

1215
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:22,440
that show are brilliant how they every new season they'll

1216
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,440
put in a couple that you know, are hilarious and

1217
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,119
kind of tease it out, like they got like thirty

1218
00:56:28,159 --> 00:56:30,199
minutes of footage for the whole season of these people

1219
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,599
of Sarper and his girl, and then they just stretch

1220
00:56:32,679 --> 00:56:37,119
it out in little five minute drops. For sure, it's infuriating,

1221
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,199
Like at the end, we know he's in America.

1222
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,599
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, we follow social media so you could

1223
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,440
eat this way, but we know what's going on with them,

1224
00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:46,480
so you don't have to fuck up, but.

1225
00:56:46,559 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 4: I get it whatever.

1226
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that fifty I haven't watched it yet.

1227
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,159
Speaker 1: It was good. It was good.

1228
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,079
Speaker 4: It's a little weird thing because they did three hours

1229
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:54,280
of music on one day.

1230
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 2: Well, so I was gonna ask what was the format

1231
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,480
because it seemed all I see are cli straight.

1232
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 4: Up starting live at the format of the show of

1233
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:03,599
the music.

1234
00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:06,159
Speaker 2: The whole thing. What is Yeah, explain the whole event,

1235
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,199
like the whole weekend.

1236
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 4: Three hour thing on Saturday or on Friday. Saturday maybe

1237
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,760
was all music.

1238
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 3: And it was at Radio City Music Hall, and everybody

1239
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,840
in the audience had worked on the show, either as

1240
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,199
a cast member, a host or.

1241
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 4: Like lighting guy or makeup person or whatever. And it

1242
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:22,960
was incredible.

1243
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: Everybody did about two songs, you know, Eddy veteran to

1244
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:30,039
everybody did like two songs and they had sketches in

1245
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:32,320
between each couple songs.

1246
00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:34,679
Speaker 2: Is that when it was Adam Sandler on that or

1247
00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:36,719
like singing or is he on the show?

1248
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 3: He was on the show show?

1249
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 2: So then that was a regular episode of It was

1250
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:40,639
like a.

1251
00:57:40,679 --> 00:57:43,199
Speaker 4: Three hour regular episode in studio eight.

1252
00:57:43,239 --> 00:57:47,239
Speaker 2: H Have you ever been to a typing event? I

1253
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,039
would love to do that.

1254
00:57:48,679 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, almost almost did when Richards was there.

1255
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,079
Speaker 2: Is it hard to get tickets to tapings or is

1256
00:57:53,079 --> 00:57:55,000
it just like I.

1257
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,639
Speaker 4: Don't I think it might be some sort of raffle

1258
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,239
going on, you know, early in the scene. Then you

1259
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,119
can put in for like every fucking to them and

1260
00:58:02,159 --> 00:58:03,559
whenever you get it, just playing your trip.

1261
00:58:04,519 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to see that, but.

1262
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 4: Knowing people's a lot easier.

1263
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,519
Speaker 3: I was just never there when they were taping, or

1264
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:12,360
when I was there they weren't taping and that kind

1265
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:12,880
of bullshit.

1266
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 4: But I always wanted to go. That would be super

1267
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,719
amazing me too.

1268
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I heard you're going to be in

1269
00:58:17,679 --> 00:58:19,360
LA sometimes soon possibly.

1270
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,719
Speaker 3: Guys, I'll be in Los Angeles, California April eighteenth to

1271
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,719
May second.

1272
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 2: April eighteenth to May second. I gotta block that out

1273
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,800
in my calendar. We're going to have some in person

1274
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,039
punch drunks well.

1275
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:31,519
Speaker 4: And we should put some golf to you.

1276
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 3: I probably bring in the clubs. Here's the problem. Last

1277
00:58:35,039 --> 00:58:37,079
time I brought my clubs, I played three times.

1278
00:58:37,119 --> 00:58:37,679
Speaker 4: It was fine.

1279
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,039
Speaker 3: Next time I brought my clubs, I only played once.

1280
00:58:41,159 --> 00:58:42,920
That one time with you when we went to that place.

1281
00:58:43,039 --> 00:58:44,840
If I got fucking oil canned and it was just

1282
00:58:45,039 --> 00:58:46,760
terrible crowded and we got paired with those people.

1283
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,239
Speaker 2: It was a nightmare.

1284
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 3: Well it was fun because I had no realize how

1285
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,480
packed it was and we got paired with strangers and

1286
00:58:53,559 --> 00:58:56,440
it wasn't going to be like a super chill golf day.

1287
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 4: I just shifted gears and just got fucking smad.

1288
00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:03,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go, we're gonna play slow drinking golf or

1289
00:59:03,639 --> 00:59:05,679
playing real golf. And once I realized we were playing

1290
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,880
slow drinking golf, I was like, fine with it.

1291
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 2: It's terrible though, it's all and that's everywhere in LA

1292
00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:12,599
unless you're in a country club. You want to drop

1293
00:59:12,639 --> 00:59:14,760
one hundred grand a year on a fucking country cup,

1294
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,079
that's all. That's all you can do.

1295
00:59:16,239 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: Dude.

1296
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: You're in force them all all the way.

1297
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 4: Well that's why you got to go with the force them.

1298
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,079
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1299
00:59:22,239 --> 00:59:25,039
Speaker 3: It's a drag though, I just sure, but just better

1300
00:59:25,079 --> 00:59:27,159
than getting fucked with. The worst is when you're playing

1301
00:59:27,239 --> 00:59:29,280
solo and you get paired with a threesome and then

1302
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,360
you're in a cart with someone you don't have never met.

1303
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and really, dude, when is a solo

1304
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,920
guy unless he's walking ever slows you down on a

1305
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,079
golf course. Never let people play solo. Who cares, dude, Even.

1306
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:42,599
Speaker 3: If they're walking, they're faster than a force them. I

1307
00:59:42,599 --> 00:59:44,760
can walk faster than a force them behind me. If

1308
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,920
I'm walking by myself and there's a force them behind me,

1309
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,199
I go. Never see you guys again. Earbuds gone, there

1310
00:59:51,199 --> 00:59:55,760
you go. Fourteen one, fourteen one, Jack, I'm gotting to

1311
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,280
a fourteen to one. Brit Christ should say the other

1312
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,239
day he's an eight handicap. He said it to Page

1313
01:00:00,239 --> 01:00:03,000
you know, Page Sporanic or Spurrianic.

1314
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 2: Who that is.

1315
01:00:03,519 --> 01:00:06,199
Speaker 4: But wow, she's one of the YouTube golfers and has

1316
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,760
gigantic jugs and I don't know how good she is

1317
01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:10,159
in golf or what have you.

1318
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 3: But and I watched him say that because he's like

1319
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,159
interviewing her during the Super Bowls, and like, go, there's

1320
01:00:15,239 --> 01:00:16,880
no way, there's no way.

1321
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,119
Speaker 4: Bert Kreischer is an eight handicap.

1322
01:00:20,239 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 3: He every I bet thirty, I bet thirteen hours a

1323
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,400
day of his life is on the internet, whether it's Instagram,

1324
01:00:29,519 --> 01:00:32,000
whether it's a fucking podcast, whether it's a fucking YouTube

1325
01:00:32,079 --> 01:00:34,719
video he's making whatever. Guess how many golf videos I've

1326
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,320
seen zero? You would think if he was out there

1327
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,039
golfing as much as it takes to get down to

1328
01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:41,719
eight handicap, you'd be.

1329
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,639
Speaker 4: Seeing some clips totally. Yeah, I'm not saying you can't

1330
01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:46,320
hit well people.

1331
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:49,679
Speaker 2: You have to be up unless you're I mean, I know, lotchla,

1332
01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:53,639
here's a lot that goes into breaking so much work, yeah,

1333
01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:56,880
which is like, I mean, yeah, he makes it up

1334
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:57,119
a lot.

1335
01:00:57,239 --> 01:01:00,599
Speaker 3: So I mean, let's be honest, all right, no way,

1336
01:01:01,079 --> 01:01:02,440
matter of fact, I would almost bet.

1337
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 4: That I could beat him.

1338
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,119
Speaker 2: I'd love to see that, even if.

1339
01:01:05,039 --> 01:01:06,679
Speaker 3: He's ten, twelve whatever, I don't know. I would love

1340
01:01:06,719 --> 01:01:13,000
to see that too. Forget, did you watch that bailing outline?

1341
01:01:13,039 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: Not yet?

1342
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,559
Speaker 2: No, I mean me and the girl are gonna check

1343
01:01:15,599 --> 01:01:16,199
it out, but we have.

1344
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,119
Speaker 4: Actually, she had a new every week she has a

1345
01:01:18,199 --> 01:01:18,760
new favorite.

1346
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 2: I can't every time I watch it, though I like

1347
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,519
the preview because I watched it again showing it to her,

1348
01:01:24,119 --> 01:01:26,159
I can't help but feel like she's making that shut up,

1349
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,320
Like I just in my head.

1350
01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 3: You won't you watching the episodes you and not think

1351
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,079
it does seem like it, But you wouldn't think it

1352
01:01:32,159 --> 01:01:32,760
if you watched it.

1353
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,239
Speaker 4: But my favorite one you write In the new episode

1354
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,280
this week, she's doing.

1355
01:01:39,519 --> 01:01:43,159
Speaker 3: To talking like you know, you know the confessional fucking

1356
01:01:43,239 --> 01:01:45,119
reality show which as you sit on the couch talking

1357
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:46,119
about others, you know what I mean.

1358
01:01:46,199 --> 01:01:47,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, talking kind of thing.

1359
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 4: So I interview with her. She's sent and she goes,

1360
01:01:53,519 --> 01:01:57,800
wake up, smell the roses. It, wake up, smell the roses.

1361
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: Wake up.

1362
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:04,039
Speaker 4: Time to wake up, smell the roses, and suck a dick.

1363
01:02:06,119 --> 01:02:08,519
Speaker 2: If you don't know, uh, this is this is what

1364
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,800
we're talking about. Our ears a little. It's this woman

1365
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,280
with Tourette's woman.

1366
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're done, You're done, Allen. I'm twenty one years

1367
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:25,239
old and I have Tourette syndrome in a little baby waning.

1368
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,679
Speaker 4: Another big one waning China.

1369
01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:32,199
Speaker 12: Tourette's syndrome causes them to have involuntary motor info COLT tics.

1370
01:02:34,079 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 4: Wind it up, as I still say, winding up. What's

1371
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:38,840
going on with her?

1372
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,519
Speaker 12: She's real I'm almost craps.

1373
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 4: She doesn't I describe. Our family is large, Okay, her

1374
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,159
mother is hot. They got a hot milk hot.

1375
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 3: The whole family's good looking, all the all the brothers

1376
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,159
are good looking guys.

1377
01:02:54,239 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dad boy, the dad.

1378
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,719
Speaker 4: I love that dad, sisters good looking out the dads.

1379
01:02:58,559 --> 01:02:59,360
That's a great family.

1380
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 12: Crazy and loud brothers.

1381
01:03:04,719 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 4: Suck all the time.

1382
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:12,159
Speaker 5: I'm seeing stuff that you I have one younger sister, Sammy.

1383
01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:16,800
How many sisters with threats is very crazy. You don't

1384
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,800
know if you're gonna get sat in the face or

1385
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:20,480
get a hug.

1386
01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 2: Wait, so it's like physical like she could just what

1387
01:03:25,559 --> 01:03:28,239
if she murdered you, you know, and just blames her tourettes.

1388
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,559
Speaker 3: Well, the whole crux of the show is she's trying

1389
01:03:30,559 --> 01:03:32,079
to go out and live on her own for the

1390
01:03:32,119 --> 01:03:35,199
first time in her mid twenties, and it is a

1391
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,880
lot of worries about that stuff like gas grills and

1392
01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:42,039
certain things. Really, it's very interesting, but it's very funny too,

1393
01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:45,400
in a heartwarming way. But she's got so many great catchphrases.

1394
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,360
I was there like five a meta. I'd be like,

1395
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,880
wind it up. But then you go, oh no, that's

1396
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,000
gonna start making her fucking do it because she sees

1397
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,360
things and then it goes into her head.

1398
01:03:54,239 --> 01:03:55,599
Speaker 4: And then she can't not fucking do it.

1399
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,199
Speaker 2: It's funny, she is, she's not totally right. Well, she's

1400
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,760
exactly j type. I was going to say that this

1401
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,480
is exactly Jason's type of woman.

1402
01:04:03,559 --> 01:04:05,599
Speaker 3: Right, I'm definitely in my wheelhouse, and it would I

1403
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,880
be able to deal with the tourettes if she was

1404
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,760
a little bit older. Probably, I mean it's a little

1405
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,840
bit young for me. I'm sorry, I've fucking aged myself.

1406
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,719
Speaker 2: Twenty one. That's old enough.

1407
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 4: It's twenty two, it's legally old enough. But I mean

1408
01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:20,639
we wouldn't have a lot in common to talk about.

1409
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to hear you guys have a

1410
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,719
conversation her just saying cunt every three words, and then

1411
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:25,400
you actually, we.

1412
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,599
Speaker 3: Would have a lot to talk about. I would give

1413
01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:29,760
her so many I would be with the worst person

1414
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:33,800
for her. Yeah, yeah, that's phrase is stuck in my head.

1415
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,679
And then next thing you know, she's singing fucking all

1416
01:04:35,719 --> 01:04:40,280
my stupid jingles and fucking constantly fucking calls her a

1417
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,199
fucking mom My mom sucks fucking big dicks.

1418
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 4: She's gonna get you guys in Mom's like, uh no,

1419
01:04:47,599 --> 01:04:52,239
I don't, which is kind of an insult to her dad.

1420
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,559
I guess if you're saying that you don't should be like, yeah,

1421
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:58,360
that's right, your mom sucks big fucking dicks. Bitch, So

1422
01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,719
get used to it. U.

1423
01:05:00,079 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 3: That's it, everybody, guys, that's it Lexkin, Kentucky this Saturday,

1424
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,519
the twenty second, come on out Country Boy Brewery.

1425
01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:10,559
Speaker 4: I believe it's called.

1426
01:05:11,079 --> 01:05:13,199
Speaker 3: Um and I tweet his tweeted and in its gam

1427
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,480
just looking on my socials for all my dates and

1428
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:22,599
m March eighth, but Tripoli and secret show March twenty

1429
01:05:22,639 --> 01:05:23,760
second coming up and South End.

1430
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,079
Speaker 4: I'll tell you more about it.

1431
01:05:26,639 --> 01:05:32,119
Speaker 3: Next next time, but let's just say it involves Stray Gomez.

1432
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 4: Oh boy, there it is. Yeah, he's performing it. Don't

1433
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,880
anybody say anything to him.

1434
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,079
Speaker 3: Don't beat dicks about it because he's performing at a

1435
01:05:40,079 --> 01:05:42,440
club right on the corner here, the Drop Comedy Club

1436
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,639
on the twenty second. And I hit up the booker

1437
01:05:44,639 --> 01:05:46,760
who's a good friend of mine, shout out to Heather,

1438
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,000
and uh, I go, hey man, put me on that

1439
01:05:50,119 --> 01:05:53,239
fucking show. But don't tell Gomez and be like, hey man,

1440
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,239
someone's gonna fucking do some quick time and he'll be

1441
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,320
all fucking pissy about it, and then.

1442
01:05:57,239 --> 01:06:00,199
Speaker 4: I'll come out. There'll be a big laugh. So that's

1443
01:06:00,199 --> 01:06:01,760
what we're doing. So get your ticks to that twenty

1444
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,400
second of March.

1445
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,519
Speaker 3: If you're in the region and watch me Surprise with

1446
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,320
Jay Gomez and he thinks that he's not doesn't have.

1447
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 4: Anybody going on in front of him. That'll be fun.

1448
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 3: That's a ten o'clock show for that eighth fort Wayne,

1449
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,440
this twenty second. I will be in Lexington, come to

1450
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:18,760
any of the shows. Let's fuck.

1451
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,119
Speaker 2: Genuine offer. By the way you think you think he's joking,

1452
01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:24,880
that's a real that's a real offer.

1453
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter, what doesn't matter anything Tourette's venuses.

1454
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,599
Speaker 2: I've taken him up on it many times.

1455
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,519
Speaker 4: It is a real Oh yeah, Johnny, Johnny knows it's

1456
01:06:33,559 --> 01:06:35,960
a it's a it's a sweet bargain. And I'm a

1457
01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:38,840
man of my word, Johnny, love you look good And

1458
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,960
let's falk soon. Everybody suck it.

1459
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:51,679
Speaker 1: What did I think? The girl's knocker girlfriend? Every girl's

1460
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:52,800
knocker girl friend.

1461
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,519
Speaker 2: It has disturbed me how much Sam loved this song.

1462
01:06:58,639 --> 01:07:09,559
Speaker 11: If you heard the answers like yeah, special Needge, what

1463
01:07:09,639 --> 01:07:10,159
am I saying?

1464
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:21,639
Speaker 1: Jobby stop? Just letther frock. These are kids we're supporting

1465
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,920
now if you are, if you're a drunk puncher, buy

1466
01:07:27,559 --> 01:07:28,559
buy on the problem.

1467
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 2: If you want to find this h and buy it.

1468
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:37,000
It's the kids with knee high Let's Get Busy as

1469
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:40,679
the name of the album, and drows my girlfriend.

1470
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:48,239
Speaker 1: Every drows my girlfriend. I made, I'm gonna make. I'm

1471
01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:50,760
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new Punch?

1472
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,039
Drunk The