Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world. This is the Man silto Core is a.
Speaker 2: Live and kicking I'm on over here.
Speaker 3: I'd thought you're asking us sign.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, welcome to punch Junk Sports where winners win
the first time. And uh, the show's been around for
one billion years live.
Speaker 4: Welcome a billion years.
Speaker 1: And here we are. I am with the one of
the funniest people I know on planet Earth, the Man,
the Myth, the Legend. Everything is freezing all the time
on me, my good friend, Jason T Bow. Jason T Bow,
look at that? Is that you? What is that?
Speaker 4: Let's talk about buttered sauce.
Speaker 2: Jeff Richards's got his own merch. I like that.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Good for him, and join me as always.
Speaker 2: Uh, Johnny Witter, not a lot of enthusiasm there, Sam,
I appreciate that. I will remember that in the future.
Remember I edit all the ship that you do.
Speaker 1: So yes, the best of the best, The Man, the Myth, the.
Speaker 4: Legends, starting off an episode again.
Speaker 1: With oh, no, guy, there we go, because.
Speaker 4: You don't have your fucking basketball trophies up behind you. Again,
I keep bro said, every goddamn episode.
Speaker 1: Johnny, what are you running this through your stream yard?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you're the only one they let you stream yard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but your Twitter's gone. You're You're like, there's so
many people on YouTube. Yeah, but we could be on Twitter,
where we get way more action.
Speaker 2: We don't have a Twitter for the I mean, the
Twitter for this is nobody's nobody uses it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's called Sam tripley.
Speaker 2: We do this is a little little test, little test
streaming to do the intro and all that ship. So
it always ends up like you clicking everybody back in.
That's not how you do that.
Speaker 4: I think the James still has the code for our Twitter.
Speaker 2: I think I can, I can get into it. But yeah,
that's yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Are we were? Will we were winner? With? Are we where?
Speaker 5: Where? Where?
Speaker 1: With?
Speaker 2: Most people listen to it?
Speaker 4: Anyway we are?
Speaker 3: Uh, let's go right into it because I was I'm
glad you were on today.
Speaker 4: I heard you weren't going to be on.
Speaker 3: Today, but I'm dying to know what you thought about
this fucking All Star game.
Speaker 4: It was super weird and crazy. I have a thousand
problems with this.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm gonna say this in an era of awful
sports commissioners. Adam Silver is the Michael Jordan of god
awful sports commissioners. But everything he's done is garbage. Nobody
likes it. He will do everything, but look at the
problem he just keep I mean, like, dude, the houses
on fire and he's trying to put window shades up,
and and you know, hey, why don't we put a
vase over here where everything's on fire. It's he's garbage
and they're gonna have to get rid of him. And
what he's had the luxury of is bringing in the
streaming service, which had brought him more revenue to kind
of clean up his problem. Uh that so you don't
notice it, but eventually people will be like, nobody's watching
and our numbers are down. So I thought, so the
answer question, I thought, I'm gonna be honest with you
the first time. I never I didn't watch any of
the Weekend and I'm a diehard.
Speaker 4: That's why I was wondering, because I actually watched a
bunch of it.
Speaker 1: I watched clips of mclove and Duncan. That's it.
Speaker 2: That used to be appointment television too. Star. I mean
that you could not miss the All Star especially the
game and.
Speaker 3: The dunk contest was you know when I was fourteen
or something back in the forties, I couldn't even sleep
the night before the dunk contest. I mean, I was
so pumped back when you had you know, and now
it's like three.
Speaker 1: You remember when they weren't Negroes in it, You remember
that back I remember Negroes.
Speaker 3: I remember when it was the the layup contest, and that.
Speaker 4: Was very exciting.
Speaker 3: You know, you put a bucket on the ground, you
kind of hop scotch over one bucket, still get the
layup in, you know, you only get three hops and
the like the Friday before All Star weekend, oh, I
guess it was going on Friday, but the Friday before
the Saturday Meanship, NBA TV replayed every single dunk contest
in order in a half hour edited format, from Doctor
J first one all the way up until last year.
Speaker 4: I couldn't stop watching it. And then you watch it
and you see what it's.
Speaker 3: Become, what the dunk contest has become, where it's like
three people that you've I didn't know anyone of these
three people except for the guy on the bulls and
then the guy that's not even in the NBA defends
his title three times. Fine a G League leading scorer
of the G League wins the NBA Dunk Contest, that
they should just call it Dunk contest. Don't call it
NBA Dunk Contest. But when Bin Yama should be able
to play in the G League All Star Game and
score one hundred and forty seven points eighty seven blocks,
I mean, the whole thing you.
Speaker 1: Do, I'm with you. And on top of that, like
I've never like, it's crazy to me when they bring
in WNBA players into the All Star weekend. I think
they're so fucking cocky. They're so cocky it should be
about everything. They're so cocky, it's unbelievable. They're like, I
would like to see a WNBA play to win an MVP.
It's like, bitch, you are lucky your hair, and nobody
wants to see it. Nobody wants to seat the NBA.
He just keeps shoehorning these chicks into stuff. Then nobody
wants to watch. Nobody wants to watch it.
Speaker 3: I feel the same way about uh mc lovin winning
the Dunk Contest.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I'm fine, great.
Speaker 3: You know how many people at Venice Beach can do
all these crazy fucking dunks with a fucking parrot on
their shoulder.
Speaker 4: It's like they're not in the NBA. I mean, if
you're gonna have the.
Speaker 3: World Global Dunk Contest and find the craziest dunkers in
the world, there's people that can jump over the fucking backboard.
Speaker 4: They're not in the NBA.
Speaker 3: I want to see the best NBA dunkers do some
NBA shit, and it's super boring. And then they do
the All Star Game thing where it's four different teams. Fine,
I get it, that's fine, go for it. Four different teams.
Lebron doesn't even play. He just decides not to fucking
show one of them. So they're short one guy, which,
by the way, we'll get into that. Lebron just saying,
like them, I'm out if they'll have like a turn
in a game. In the middle of a game to forty,
they have a timeout and they're like, here's a song
from jelly Roll. I go, you're having a seven minute
music video from jelly roll right in the middle of
a fuck it's naven a halftime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody did that time out?
Speaker 6: All right, We're gonna give an award to shack for
all these years and it's a seven minute Kevin Hart
roast and you got all these and then they come
up and they bitch because all these guys come up
and they miss eleven threes in a row.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been sitting in the fucking side of the
court watching a fucking Creed concert.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jason, I'm sorry. We got a
we got a live performance here from jelly Roll. Uh,
I just wanna sorry to interrupt you. I know you
were on a roll there, but uh, we gotta got
a Jelly Roll live here.
Speaker 4: This is exactly what it did.
Speaker 1: Bunch drunk, so funny, dude. I did a joke about
him being a wigger and everyone's like, he's not, as
I don't ask that he's a winger and he's a
nice guy. Metal he's a nice dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the NBA is.
Speaker 1: At least he's doing aggressive pointing, which is very important.
Speaker 4: Now do you think that.
Speaker 3: Sam is for you because you have done work to
kind of get out of this rabbit hole, but you
were very much in this rabbit hole. I've tried to
be in a car with you while you're driving and
you can't look at you front. Do you think this
kind of thing is because everybody has this attention span
theater where everything you can't watch ten minutes of straight basketball,
we gotta throw in fucking uh, mister Beast who had
to come in in the middle of a thing and
try to give away one hundred grand to some kid.
I mean, I go, why is mister Beast at the
fucking goddamn middle of the fucking All Star Game? Like
I don't get enough of him every time I'm trying
to scroll through things, and then they throw Jelly Roll
up to do a concert another guy never even heard of,
and then Kevin Hard has to rot shack for twenty
minutes because the time I'm in a place for everything,
But why is it all getting compressed into the same
ship right now?
Speaker 4: I bet there was sixty seven minutes of basket.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jason, I'm sorry. We got to go to mister.
Speaker 1: San Bred. You guys doing for the next higher sex offenders.
Speaker 7: For you guys, it's one hundred thousand dollars and we're
gonna grab someone random from the Van Secipede against Daniel
Lullard for this one hundred thing that.
Speaker 8: Sixty seconds and they keep.
Speaker 3: Over here, wrap it up, lash flashot, lashot, gotta let
it go, no thinking.
Speaker 4: One of his YouTube videos, it's half time.
Speaker 1: Before it goes in. Then it goes in. Yeah, I mean, dude,
stand in the middle.
Speaker 4: Because Neil is left.
Speaker 2: Fl Oh he does. Oh that's good, let's see him.
Oh he did, look at him, nice haircut, you.
Speaker 4: Go, that's literally they go, this is your last shot,
last shot. And he missed seven or eight in a row.
And they're sitting to make that. Make people watch this ship.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: I don't understand what it has to do with anything.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, dude.
Speaker 3: So now you go into all the fucking All Star games,
is baseball the only one that really even kinda is
like a game Hockey?
Speaker 1: No, Hockey figured it out.
Speaker 2: Now, Hockey, I mean, the NBA must be so jealous
of what hockey's doing with this.
Speaker 4: Hockey did a great shot. More people were talking about
hockey than anything else.
Speaker 2: It's great, No, it's fantastic. They and you know, the
NBA players, we're talking a lot of sorry because of that.
The questions to the NBA players were like, especially the
international guys, would you want to do NBA versus the world,
Americans versus the world kind of thing. And they all said, yes,
Now the problem is they're not enough world players. But
I think you could solve that by letting the world
you pick the All Star team, split him up like that.
You won't have enough world players, but they can pick
from the Rise Stars pool.
Speaker 4: You know, you just need Trump.
Speaker 3: You just need Trump to deport five black guys back
to Africa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, There we go. One. Now you're
cooking with gas.
Speaker 3: And then everybody's everybody's happy.
Speaker 2: I guess that would be so much, wouldn't that be infinite?
I also heard you could have, like another idea was
to rid.
Speaker 1: Of just dude, just get rid of Adam Silver and dude.
This comes down the style of play too. Just think
about what everybody says about the w n b A.
What do you think they say? Everything they do, they
say the every pot which is which is three point
shooting and layups? Nobody wants see that was the w
n B A. Was the NBA become.
Speaker 4: Three point shooting and layups? I saw?
Speaker 1: I was talking about this the other day about how
like the NBA put out the top like what five
plays of the last like twenty five years. And let's
say the top one hundred plays of the last twenty
five years, right, ninety percent of them are dunks. Ninety
percent of the greatest plays of all time in the
of the last twenty five years are fucking dunks, full blocks,
not three. Occasionally you get a three pointer that's like
Ray Allen or Kyler beer House, kind of like in
the finals. Everything else is dunks, dunks, dunks. Get back
to that, Get back to that.
Speaker 4: Man down low banging too.
Speaker 3: There's enough big men now, there's a shift back towards
all these Now a lot of them are outside shooters
because they grew up. They were shooting freeze before, they
were fucking seven foot five, because they're like, this is
what the NBA is now, this is what basketball is.
I Gonna be as far away as I can and
have a good range, and doesn't matter about seven screens,
doesn't matter about and down I mean a down low
screen you don't even see anymore, let alone shoulder fucking
shrug to somebody's.
Speaker 9: The only guy. The only team, the only team that
practices is the Miami Heat. They don't really practice.
Speaker 4: And it's the biggest joke out.
Speaker 1: These guaranteed contracts have fucked up the league well, and
so they've given the players too much power.
Speaker 3: And given players too much rest because now the only
thing that matter, the regular season doesn't matter anymore, and
you want to wind our attendance is lower is because dude,
if I'm gonna take my kid to see your fucking
Lebron James for the first time or whoever he's a
big fan of whatever time we live in, and I'm
gonna shell out four hundred bucks for an evening and
all of the best players are fucking on their ninth
day of rest. Fuck going to fucking basketball game in
week nine, Week ten. All way told, it's way after
the All Star Game, and they're trying to ramp them
back up because at least I get to see who
I want to see.
Speaker 1: Totally.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you see it, even with the players,
you know, especially the guys that do that low management shit,
they don't you know, they don't start taking the season. Seriously,
what would.
Speaker 4: Happen, What would happen?
Speaker 3: What would happen to all the movie theaters if all
the movies started going? Hey, same price, doesn't matter, but
we're only playing the entire movie four weeks before Oscars.
Speaker 4: The rest of the time, you're gonna see some of
the movie. You'll get to this.
Speaker 1: I called him the Fox Sports Radio late night and
I got this guy, Jonas Knox, I got him.
Speaker 2: I love it that you're sitting there out calling Fox
Sports in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: Getting nothing, says more Sam Tripley.
Speaker 3: Then a month long imaginary fight with this guy following
them and giving him the business.
Speaker 1: So it was that debate on like if a players
advertised on the ticket and he doesn't play that day,
should you get your money back? And he was like, no,
you shouldn't. I go, well, let's say there's a movie.
Let's say Billy Bob Thornton's movie is coming out, and
I go to the movie and Billy Bob Thornton is
not in the movie. I have a right to complain
about that. Right you're advertising him that he's in the game.
I have the right to see that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would think, what did does disc jockey say
to you?
Speaker 1: No, that's not true, Okay, hang up, goodbye?
Speaker 4: WHOA there's a wacky collar.
Speaker 1: Well he's a little unhimmed.
Speaker 4: J So what what's your take?
Speaker 3: We'll keep going with basketball too, because we all, I
think everybody in a fucking free world, including all the
NBA players who said this was a colossal failure.
Speaker 4: Uh the Louis trade. Sam, I haven't talked to you
since all that went down.
Speaker 1: Since which one Luca the.
Speaker 3: Big fucking crazy, fucking ham sandwich for a fucking Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, none of the reasons to do it is good.
It's either dark or darker, right. It's either like the
NBA's ratings are so bad that they had to do
a trade that destroyed the MAVs brand to save the NBA.
Or the owner is such a piece of shit, cold hearted,
slit your throat scumbag that he's trying to destroy the
MAVs so they can move into Vegas. Those are two options.
Neither of them are good. There's no reason ever to
trade Luca at this point, especially when he just got
you to the finals.
Speaker 4: Especially if a guy who averages forty more games a
year than you and I do.
Speaker 1: Punch drunk sports John, he's getting excited.
Speaker 3: It's called lower graph the call it sports needs to
bump you up for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think it's sad. I think it's really sad,
and I think it did an incredible damage to a
proud franchise. When you get these billionaire owners. And by
the way, this billionaire owner is it's the same person
who gave Trump one hundred million dollars and he basically
wants to take over Gaza. It's the same lady. It's
the same lady. She's a psychopath and she doesn't understand
how important the MAVs are.
Speaker 4: All she supposed to do is look at the stadium.
Look at all the little kids jerseys.
Speaker 3: What you think they're gonna go buy a fucking get
their eyebrows and unwax for the rest of their lives
to look like that fucking guy. It's so every jersey
in that fucking stadium is fucking Luca.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know what, dude, you remember back to
the day, we just get that guy from Dallas who
would call him talk about nice white quarterbacks. Imagine what
he's saying right now about nice white basketball players.
Speaker 3: Well, they're in LA now, I mean, so you think
that's just like, hey, Lebron's on his way out.
Speaker 4: This guy's gonna be the face of the fucking.
Speaker 1: Franks that the Lakers. They need LA and nobody cares
about the Lakers. I don't think Laker Nation likes Lebron.
Speaker 4: Oh can Sam? Can I give a quick basketball shout out?
I just got a shout out before we change subjects.
Speaker 3: I just want to say congratulations to Bronnie James for
being an All Star MVP somehow.
Speaker 2: That's a real question. What do you think happens when
Lebron inevitably leaves h I mean they get rid of him?
What immediately?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 1: How much?
Speaker 3: Both of them on speakerphone at the same time. Hey,
if your son's with with you, can you put him
on to you real quick?
Speaker 1: Mind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally right. He's in his car seat, in the
back seat.
Speaker 2: Let's see what his stats are.
Speaker 1: Okay, the league. He's doing pretty I hear he's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's averaging seventeen point three a game for four
point three rebounds, four point Well that's better than he
was doing in college by far.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well he's only playing seven games.
Speaker 1: Well. Here's also the thing is that the Big Game,
the G League is notorious for not playing defense because
everybody wants to get called up, so nobody guards anybody.
And then and you're just a lot to have fat stats.
Speaker 4: Yes, you get lostar game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they're doing. They're just like, try to
score as much you can so you can get to
the league. Bronnie James should have stayed in college for
three years, totally got good, then got drafted.
Speaker 4: And here's the other thing about that.
Speaker 3: To your point, Sam, you know a lot of those
times you see those kids and they're one and donees
and they're like they come out of fucking like you know,
terrible places and you know therese, you know, no family
and broken homes and like, I need this goddamn money.
My family needs his fucking money.
Speaker 4: Like I get it.
Speaker 3: Well, Lebron has Bronni has generational wealth, his great great
kid grandkids are gonna have money. So it's not like
he needed the money. Maybe it was just and I
will say I'll play that was advocate. Maybe it's like,
hey man, this is my only window to play with
my dad and do something special.
Speaker 1: You think you said that or do you think Lebron
said I'm gonna play with my kid?
Speaker 4: Do matter one of the two.
Speaker 3: You know, that conversation is the only thing that I
can see being like, hey, after you go to college
for two years, you get better at basketball. I probably
won't be in the NBA in three years, and I
definitely won't have as much power to yield right now
and kind of force the hands, so we could play together.
Speaker 4: But I mean, can't you play in the driveway?
Speaker 3: I bet you got a pretty nice court at your
house that you guys can fucking pass the ball around too.
Speaker 4: I don't know, stupid to me.
Speaker 1: I just I think that, you know, and they're like, oh, Lebron,
you know, it's like the teams have waited lately. JJ
Reds doing a great job. He's doing better than Darvin
Ham at this point in their career, you know, in
their coaching. It's like, yeah, because you guys, fucking the
NBA has been over backwards to make the Lakers be good.
And that's that's the sign of how bad your league
is doing. If you have to rely on New York
in LA for your ratings, you know, I mean, the
NFL doesn't have to do that. Baseball's in trouble because
they just have no salary cap. Who wants to hear
my new conspiracy? Anybody want to hear my news? Okay,
that Major League Baseball wants the Dodgers to go nuts
on the spending make they they want them to go
out of control play so that everyone, all the fans
get angry and demand a salary cap and at least
a salary floor.
Speaker 4: Okay, huh, I don't think that's crazy, Sam.
Speaker 1: So because Manford was like, I'm gonna getting all these emails.
People are angry. They called me up. They're angry. You're like, okay,
I see your game here, act like there's nothing you
can do, man I want to do it.
Speaker 2: What it looks like a what here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, hey, Alisha, we're happy. One chick watches the show.
What does he look like? Let's play a dame. What
does Tebow look like?
Speaker 2: It looks like a substitute. Substitute school teacher is what
I'm going for right there.
Speaker 1: That I'm going for. A white nationalist or or closetive
gay Christian nationalist youth pastor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gay youth pastor's for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got youth energy.
Speaker 1: No closetive gay like talking about how he loves.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's not. He's married. He's married to a woman
for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But every like cocktail party, like New Year's Eve party,
I'm like four cocktails in. I'm just like, God, her
husband is a cute son of a biscuit.
Speaker 4: The're like he's a what?
Speaker 3: Oh nothing, I was just joshing you fellas who to
get in the hot time?
Speaker 1: You do look like you use the word joshing.
Speaker 4: I do. Probably I'll get away with that. Yeah, I
look like.
Speaker 1: Here we go, pu drug sports, Bob Dylan looks complete.
Good point. You're utterly everybody.
Speaker 2: I only put that in.
Speaker 1: We're doing craw We're doing Ned Flanders at birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Super Bowl thoughts guys, Well, oh god, you guys don't
even know the information I have.
Speaker 4: Probably could open with it, but go ahead, Sam.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm gonna do something. This is a little longer,
but I think you guys will like it.
Speaker 2: I love it longer.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Johnny put this in. You're gonna dude,
this is crazy. Are you ready? Are you ready? You're
sending Yeah, Johnny, let this play. Let this play.
Speaker 2: I'm not having a request right now.
Speaker 1: It's right there.
Speaker 4: I see it.
Speaker 1: Sports. Watch this. It gets deep, dude. This whole thing
is a state farm commercial. This is base what this
guy gets to.
Speaker 3: It turns into a porn. It does remind me to
tell you about the porn I audition for Come.
Speaker 1: It's not playing.
Speaker 4: I'm not blame Johnny on this.
Speaker 2: It says it's playing, but I don't. Maybe just send
me the link, Sam, I know your internet has been
shitty because you're.
Speaker 1: On I'll fight America. Dude, you think I won't fight America?
Brode Email it to you anyways, I'll tell you what
the video basically says. I it's it's like long. I
don't know if I could text.
Speaker 2: Like, text me the link. Oh oh you've got the
actual file on there? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog? What am I an asshole? No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sam's got dial up?
Speaker 1: What do Yeah? Dude, I I think I do have
dial up. To be honest with you, here.
Speaker 2: Was someone just mentioned that, are he still owes bag
of bets? He does?
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody but Sam Owes bag of bets.
Speaker 2: Good news, by the way, good news, Aaron found the
bag of bets, so it is not lost as we reported.
Speaker 4: I bet there's some gold in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go.
Speaker 4: Fifty that we didn't do that. We just haven't even.
Speaker 1: Listen sports uh punch. I just emailed it to you, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3: This is that porn you were talking about Yes, nice
audition for a new porn the other day called Uh, well,
it turns out its porn.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it was. I thought it was a
sequel to a different movie.
Speaker 3: But there's something about Larry auditioned for that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: I don't know about the scene I had. I had
to put some special hair jell in my hair. It
was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got it. I got it. Oh, I know
what you did there.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, bro, Just play your fucking video, idiot.
Speaker 2: I got it right here, all right. Uh, we're just
gonna have to play it in the browser here.
Speaker 1: But it's second ship. Just some Hey, you guys, I
do this.
Speaker 8: Kelsey and Taylor Swift always felt a bit what if
I told you that?
Speaker 4: I think I have proof that this is only a
fake relationship. But on multi level marketing insurance scheme.
Speaker 8: Now, if you watch the NFL, you notice a very
specific commercial that plays at every single ad break. No
matter what the context of the ad is, it's always
a State Farm ad. Now we know that the NFL
has a relationship with State Farm, and they've had one
think about two thousand and four for over twenty years,
but specifically they've had one with the Kansas City Chiefs
just over the last couple.
Speaker 4: And here is where things start to get weird.
Speaker 8: Now we know that State Farm, like the rest of
the country, is fully aware of the relationship between Travis
Kelsey and Taylor Swift, but knowing something isn't capitalizing off
of it. So one day, as a publicity stunt, Jake
from State Farm linked up with Donna kelce Travis Kelcey's mom,
and it did exactly what it was supposed to do.
It caught a lot of media and nobody really thinking
anything of it, but I wanted to look into who
set this up, and after just doing like a little
bit of digging, it turns out that this media agency,
Maximum Effort was the ones who set this up and
their co founder is Ryan Reynolds, so it was him
that helps set up Donna Kelcey with Jake from Save
Farm to help State Farm capitalize off the relationship between
Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. And that one mistake opened
up the floodgates into the rest of this investigation. You see,
I started getting curious as to when this relationship first
started or even who first reported. When I stumbled across
this tweet that seems to be the earliest tweet talking
about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelson that broke the story,
and then I saw this link, so I decided, let's
just click it. When I did, bout me to this
torn down ur website that read the Messenger. So I
got curious and I wondered what was the Messenger And
as it turns out that the Messenger is the one
who broke the news about Hillisworth Travis Kelsey, in which
I thought that was weird. So I looked into the
Messenger and it only turned out that they had only
opened four months prior to breaking this news. And I
was thinking to myself, how did a brand new publication
have the inside scoop on the number one pop star
in the world, somebody who spends millions of dollars a
year on security.
Speaker 4: There's no way that this brand new publication got that.
Speaker 8: Inside scoop until I looked into who owns the Messenger,
and that's when I ran into a man, nam Jimmy Fielstein,
who owns and started the publication, who recently sold another
publication for one hundred and thirty million dollars. We see
The just part about this publication that it just broke
this news about the world's biggest pop star just four
months prior four months after opening, is that only four
months after that they shut down completely, only lasting eight months.
So the that if that's what myself man, if I
was mister Finklestein, I'd be really angry. So I started
looking at mister Finklestin statements on the White Publications shut down,
only to find out that it cost it fifty million
dollars to start.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we saw mad.
Speaker 8: If it was fifty million dollars and I used my
own money, that's that's the weird thing to get It
turned out after doing some digging that it was actually
started by five donors that gave about ten million dollars each.
First one is Josh Harris Or, co founder of Apollo
Global and Investment for that manages over six hundred billion
dollars in asset, and it was his company who back
in twenty sixteen, acquired eighty T for about seven billion dollars.
And then in twenty twenty two, State Farm acquired fifteen
percent equity ownership worth one point two billion dollars in
ady T, and I go on and on about the
other four founders to started the publication that got the
inside scoop that's only four months old that Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey were together. But no matter what road
you take, they all have invested interest in hundreds of
billions of dollars in State Farm.
Speaker 4: And that's not even the craziest part.
Speaker 8: See, every time I googled finglestein, a woman that Pamela
ross f Eckelstein would pop up, and the name next
to it every single time was Blake Life, Ryan Reynolds's
wife and best friends with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Do you probably thinking of yourself?
Speaker 8: Okay, State Farm gained a lot, they get free publication,
they get Taylor Swift, they get the NFL, they get
Travis Kelcey. But what does Taylor Swift and the NFL
get out of being possibly a part in all this?
While I was researching for another video, I had noticed
that every single time I clicked on Taylor Swift music video,
no matter which one it was, a State Farm ad
would play behind it every single time, which is very
strange because if you know anything about YouTube advertisement is
that you know it's always supposed to be completely random.
Speaker 4: So here is my theory.
Speaker 8: I think State Farm in the NFL approached the biggest
pop star in the world and said, hey, we need
to make a more month Hyler. Swift came back and said, okay, cool,
but how are we going to push that to the public.
She then brought the idea to Ryan Reynold's absolute marketing
genius who also owns a marketing agency, and he came
up with an absolute game changing plan. You got to
make people care here. So he set up Jake from
State Farm Donna Kelsey, and then the wheels started turning.
Ryan then brought that whole idea to his wife, Blake Lively,
and she said, hey, wait, I think I know a guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: It became good friends with his billionaire's wife back a
couple of years ago and twenty eleven when he came
to a party of mine to honor me. The wife
had nothing to lose, so Blake, Ryan, the wife, and
Taylor Swift brought it to this dude and said, hey,
we need somebody to put this out there, and he said, hey,
I sold my company for one hundred and thirty million
dollars months ago. I mean, yeah, sure, I'll do it.
But I'm not gonna do it with my own money.
They farmed and said, and we can help with that.
Five founders and got together and created the Messenger.
Speaker 4: Four months later.
Speaker 8: They then organically threw this out there four months after that,
he played his role and he just shut this down.
Tailor then possibly approach they farm or sty farmed and
possibly proach. Tailor said, hey, there's literally no way I'd
be able to pay you this amount of money upfront,
you were way too big of an artists. Instead, why
don't you just let us put our ad in front
of every single one of your videos. We'll give you
about ninety to one hundred percent of the ad revenue.
You'll get paid throughout the entire time when we have
your ads thro our videos and will be promoted. And
so now you might be asking, Okay, cool, all these
people game so much, but the main player here is
the NFL. So what do they gain in doing any
of it?
Speaker 4: The NFL has made.
Speaker 8: About a billion dollars since Travis Taylor started a due
to viewership and jersey sales, and since in twenty ten,
the appolad got Sports League to an entertainment company as
to cover any legal corner. What would hurt putting them
through the playoffs to the Super Bowl to keep the
viewership high all season long because of Taylor. Well, the
answer is nothing. But maybe it's just all one big theory.
Speaker 4: I got an idea. Gives me an idea of Sam. Yeah,
you want to take down the w n BAY.
Speaker 3: See what Taylor Swift dating a football NFL player did
for the NFL billion dollars he said, Which I do.
Speaker 4: I do believe that. I believe that here's how we
get rid of the w n B A.
Speaker 3: You, me and Johnny start dating the three most popular
w NBA players within six months bankrupt.
Speaker 4: I'll take out anyone you want. I'm in you name
the I am in you name the play.
Speaker 2: I'm so in dude, dude, I will say it is working.
I told this on Broken sim my grandma bro. My
aunt was staying with my grandmother and heard her in
there screaming Super Bowl night and she and my grandma
doesn't watch football, she doesn't watch sports. And my aunt
goes in there, It's like, what are you yelling about?
She's like, all the Eagles scored. I was just I've
been cheering on the Eagles and my aunt goes back
to bed. Uh, here's her in there again, going oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
She finally comes back in there. It's like, why are
you cheering so hard for the Eagle? She goes because
I hate Taylor Swift and I want her team to lose.
And then she comes back later. My grandma says, I
got to go to the emergency room because my blood
pressure is two hundred over one hundred and eighty or
something crazy like Scott. She had to go be taking
an ambulance emergency room because of how much she hates
Taylor Swift. Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1: I mean, I believe your grandma sounds like a fucking Nazi.
Speaker 2: Oh she's great. My grandma's great.
Speaker 4: How old is your grandma?
Speaker 2: Eighty eight, mid eighties, late eighties, something like that.
Speaker 4: Your grandpa's still around? No, No, you're walking dadyky bro.
Speaker 2: She's game too, I'm telling you. She still goes out dancing,
meeting guys.
Speaker 1: Can't happen, dude, So great if you were Johnny's if that,
if you were Johnny's grandpa, law, Oh my god, she.
Speaker 2: Had a guy was twenty years younger than her.
Speaker 4: Candies. He got to eat all the butterscotch candies out
of my pocket when she was.
Speaker 2: Like sixty five. She married like a forty year old dude.
So she's up for it.
Speaker 1: Bro, she's dude. She fucking slings it. Bro.
Speaker 3: I won't get into her DMS because she probably doesn't
have social media, but I'll sing. I'll send her a
singing telegram or whatever the fuck she wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I just hear the sounds of
t bow going hard in the paint on Johnny's grandma,
just the sounds. I don't want to see it. I
just want to hear it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It would sound like like you ever take a plunger
to a completely dry toilet.
Speaker 2: All the time? Yeah, I mean when which Saturday are
we talking here?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 3: Remember when you pulled that fucking giant rat out of
your toilet, Johnny.
Speaker 2: God, that's the one of the scariest things that happened
to me.
Speaker 1: It was so scary, Bro. I mean, I'm telling you,
it was this big, so scary, why don't you marry it?
Speaker 3: Funny thing is, Johnny didn't even remember eating a live rat.
Here's what's interesting about Super Bowl, which I didn't really
think because you factor with a loss like that. With
a point spread the way it was and the money
coming in pretty even. You think Vegas maybe even took
a little bit of a bath this year. The on
game bets almost broke even for Vegas. You know how
Vegas wound up making I think twenty two million dollars
on the Super Bowl Vegas this year prop bets because
everybody included in their prop bet Saquon Barkley scoring a
touchdown not getting a touchdown. I think that had six,
five or six touchdowns in the game, none of them
were Saquon. Everybody's prop bet had Saquon scoring a touchdown
and then some.
Speaker 1: Other Johnny, I like that one. Go back to that one. Yeah,
right with TiVo's giant head.
Speaker 4: Oh, I take my vite of me. I'm a giant.
Speaker 1: Does anyone care about the Yeah, Johnny, keep it like that.
We're just on you the whole time, just on you
the whole time.
Speaker 4: Does anybody care about what.
Speaker 1: The UFC at all? Does anyone care about the UFC?
Speaker 4: Well that out of Sonya. You know what I was
thinking about this, Sam, It's fun.
Speaker 3: I do care about it, but I do feel like
almost like in a way that like you hit a
point in time in your age where you're like, there's
some new bands and you hear.
Speaker 4: Something, you go, who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And I was like, how do I know who this is?
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you hit a point where you
kind of feel a little out of touch, and I
feel that with the UFC. I don't feel like there's
the super duper two or three guys in every weight
class that there once was when you know, fifteen years ago,
and now we're seeing all those goats get beat like, ada, sonya,
what's he gonna do?
Speaker 4: I mean, he got beat in that last fight.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say easily, but he definitely lost
the first round and then he got quickly knocked out.
Speaker 4: So you got all the goats that are gone.
Speaker 3: And if you know, if you're a UFC fighter, I
would get one of those fucking you know, uh Russian
beards where you just got the fucking Muslim beard. And
the wrestling you take it's a new thing. It's like
the run and shoot. The first two years of the
run and Shoot in the NFL, you couldn't figure it out.
And whoever ran it just put up hot and that
fucking wrap your legs in between my legs and I
climb up.
Speaker 4: Yet and I and it just rains elbows.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know anybody could beat all these
last guys whose last name starts with the ends in
a V.
Speaker 4: Last name ends in a V.
Speaker 3: And you got one of the big ass black beards
and no mustache. Don't fuck with that guy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I really there's no fights there. I mean
John Jones for sure. I mean, and I think they
need John Jones to come back and do good. O'Malley
isn't who they thought he was is he's getting old
and he's been beat the last couple of times. All
of the marquie I and McGregor's a fucking nut job. Yes,
all of the marquee like must see must have a
pay per view party, gotta go to the sports bar
and watch it. There's none of those right now to me,
other than John Jones coming up.
Speaker 4: But there's no bet.
Speaker 3: They need to start putting like three title fights on
a pay per view again. It doesn't need to be
a once a year thing you got, because otherwise I'm like, mah,
fuck it, I'll find.
Speaker 4: Out who won the mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can't raise the price either. Johnny's loving this, dude, Johnny, Johnny,
Now you get the power of playing around with it.
It's so much fun.
Speaker 4: When you raise the price and you lower the product.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your fan base is not stupid, and they're eventually
gonna go I'll watch.
Speaker 1: It for It's exactly what happened to the movies. You're like,
you're raising the price on movies and you're putting out
dog shit. Same thing in music, you know, like, oh dude,
here's twenty songs on an album, and by the way,
four of the songs are just answer machine messages and
and the rest is just hot garbage. That's what you love.
Speaker 4: Answering machine messages on albums they do. That's a very
biggie man.
Speaker 1: Where you are we at the airport?
Speaker 4: Get down now, ye man needs to do it like, hey,
let's in the k popsam. What impression was that?
Speaker 1: That was my uh, executive producer of hip hop?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, of course your rickshaws?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Is it misster?
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 4: We can do that all right, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Just loving the guy people, Johnny, I'm really digging this
aspect of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so is he's done.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the next big fight coming up
is but I think it's John Jones is this weekend?
Speaker 1: Dude, it's Alex Pereira.
Speaker 4: Oh yeahra oh, I love it.
Speaker 2: How you added a little Latin.
Speaker 1: That's how you, dude. Somebody just said and tough enough
should be rape. They should do races.
Speaker 2: Racists. I would love to see racists on tough enough.
Speaker 1: Racists versus blacks, like like whites versus black versus Latinos
versus Brazilians.
Speaker 4: It's a little too prison yard for me.
Speaker 2: I would I'm in.
Speaker 1: I'm in.
Speaker 4: I like the real personal beef. You gotta earn a
beef for somebody, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Here's a great question. Would you guys clap the cheeks
of Angel Reese? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2: Or yes no?
Speaker 1: But what why Johnny? You would want thorough bread?
Speaker 2: She's got a mustache, dude, We'll tell her to.
Speaker 4: Shave it, Sammy. Would you tell her to shave it? Yes?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 1: No way? Yes? Oh you really would, unless I'd use
him for handlebars for more grip.
Speaker 3: That's I had this fucking serious mustache right there.
Speaker 1: Just grabbing that super Mario mustache. Uh.
Speaker 3: Thursday Dodgers Cubs Thursday be guys, Baseball's almost here.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. This is the first time I'm going
to pay attention to baseball.
Speaker 3: In April and just be so happy for your fucking poor,
out of luck Dodgers. Yeah, there shouldn't be an All
Star game every like Dodgers. It's like the Globetrotters traveling
around the country.
Speaker 4: So it comes to either.
Speaker 3: Really, it's so Dodgers, come beat the ship out of
your team such an unfair way.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, dude, they're ruining baseball with a ship.
If they win it next year, it will be so
bad for baseball.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they can't.
Speaker 3: And last, I mean because what you what that would
require is nine people to go completely cold, all at
the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or injuries they have to have. But then which
has happened, They could have a ton of injuries, especially
that did happen.
Speaker 4: To a bridge Like three years ago, you guys had
the best team base got hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, uh that's the only way though, I
mean really, I mean, you know.
Speaker 4: But you had three guys. They have fucking fifteen.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, it would the only way you could
get to him is through starting pitching though, if they
if that, if they had, you know, like several guys
go down, which they have a couple of guys who could.
Speaker 4: You can get to them with fentanyl too, oh yeah?
Speaker 2: Or gambling? Well it used to be gambling, not anymore. Uh,
they was up.
Speaker 4: Fourteen he laughed at that. Fourteen million dollars.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: They threw a translator in jail and he probably just
got a new guy to fucking bed for him.
Speaker 2: Sam just got some. He was on his phone there
and he's completely derailed. What happened here.
Speaker 1: I ain't get completely derailed.
Speaker 4: My internet ship, Sam is everything.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm upset. My internet is not good.
Speaker 2: Let's tell you, man, that's cool that we're gonna well what.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: You don't want me to say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're all great, we're moving there in your
internet ship. You're about set. I've already brought that off
and we're gonna go and we're gonna we're gonna fucking
deal with this with with Sam's internet is not good.
Thank you, Johnny, thank you for that. I'm dealing with it.
I'm dealing with it. We're gonna deal with it. I'm
very upset.
Speaker 2: Are you on Wi Fi?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Are you plugged in?
Speaker 1: I I usually haven't plugged in, but for some reason
why I plugged it in. It didn't do anything, So
I have to go make sure that Dana didn't unplug it.
Speaker 2: OK, weird? Are you uploading anything?
Speaker 4: No, he's making three flyers right now as we speak.
Speaker 1: I'm not making flyers. By the way, I just want
to say this. If the if the Raiders draft in
the first round, draft Jalen Monroe or whatever his name
is out of Alabama, I am honestly thinking about leaving
the Raiders. I'm not even what Bills. I don't know yet.
I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, who would be Sam's team?
Speaker 1: The Bills, right, the Bills, Bills probably, Bills probably, but
Rams are on there as well.
Speaker 4: That's nuts. I don't know what it is about the
Rams and me.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, if they draft that dude who
can't is in an NFL quarterback, I will I will leave.
Speaker 4: Oh threat, well, you hear that he's been put out
at Johnny throw that is a lower third. Sam will
leave Raiders.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes I did put that up.
Speaker 1: Dude, are you producing? You're not produce.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows that Sam's playing round. Who do you want Sam?
Do won a quarterback? Do you want to?
Speaker 1: I mean, if I could take anyone, take cam Ward
in a herdbeat?
Speaker 4: What if you got a lot of people are either
all in on him or like I will.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan. I am big on cam Ward.
Speaker 3: I you like him too, Adamiga, who's a big Giants fan?
He basically sent out the same warning to the Mara family.
I guess if you guys pick Sanders, you can kiss
my zero tickets goodbye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I bought tickets before to the Raiders,
so they won't kiss my tickets goodbye if they go
after a guy who couldn't even pass in Alabama where
you got all the good players.
Speaker 2: That's that's a pretty good point.
Speaker 10: Would you guys out the one kind of hockey I
care about? Passer cam Ward? Make a deal with the Titans? Hey,
who do you want on our team except for Crosby?
You're gonna have anybody you want.
Speaker 1: We give you our first this year and our second
next year, or even I'll give up my first and second.
That's how crazy I am.
Speaker 3: Too bad, You're neither fucking Saints GM or actually the
Eagle GM. We just have samby the Eagles GM my
first five picks. Give me this fucking guy who we need?
Speaker 1: We need somebody. Somebody just asked in the comments section
where Zumac is. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard some bad news.
Speaker 1: Is I saw him? When I saw him in Tampa,
He's like, I'm sober. I don't drink anymore. Then I
tuned into of his live streams. He's like, my my
board is fried. I'm drinking. I'm like, okay, dude, all right.
Speaker 4: Well z man, you saw him in Tampa. Saw him
in Tampa. Oh, I can't wait for this.
Speaker 1: Man asked to do as you a fart funnel?
Speaker 4: What the fuck did you just say?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 4: Ah, that's a solid one.
Speaker 1: Man is currently on Kevin Brennan show right now.
Speaker 11: Is he?
Speaker 1: How is he? Man? He said good, he told me,
he told me he was king sober. And then I
saw him on Brendan Show and he's like, yeah, my
board got my board got fried. So he's drinking. What
uh to tinos? I don't drink. What's the drinks he's drinking?
Tito's z manz man man.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 1: So the internet should get g Man back on punchdrunk
so you live. How he how he ruined our relationship
with fucking atc the text.
Speaker 2: I just texted him right there, but he said when
he gets home, he could come on. But I don't
know if we'll still be on.
Speaker 4: Uh, it'd be funny if you call it. He goes.
You are receiving a collect call from the Dade County
Penitentiary Department.
Speaker 2: International hockey is the only hockey I give a shit about.
I thought that this this tournament has been absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 3: How about America and Canada? Three fist fights in the
first nine seconds and that's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Wonderful, real like the fights.
Speaker 1: Did you like the fight?
Speaker 2: The game was great too. I mean that the United
States will probably lose now that we've had that great
victory and celebrated it thoroughly. You know, it'll I feel
like Canada always gets their number, you know.
Speaker 1: But UH said yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, if if there's anything I root for in Canada,
it's it's all like loose women, loose women in hockey.
Speaker 1: Canada's where you go for it. They get it.
Speaker 3: Two biggest exports of Canada hockey and loose women and
God blessed Canada.
Speaker 2: God blessed Canada.
Speaker 1: Oh can no doll?
Speaker 2: Trump is really serious about taking that over, by the way,
like I think he is.
Speaker 3: He's like the old like relative at Thanksgiving dinner that
just blurts out crazy ship and everyone's like, just don't
acknowledge that.
Speaker 4: You acknowledge him, it gets worse, you.
Speaker 11: Know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You're like, okay, share.
Speaker 2: Trudeau got caught on a hot mic a couple of
weeks ago, like saying that he's really like he thinks
Trump is serious about this stuff. He was Trudeau, Pierre Trudeau,
I mean y yeah, saying that he, uh, you know,
is at least somewhat you know, it's like on hit Wait,
I'm sorry, I just got completely distracted. Look at what
the cover of ESPN is. Have you do you guys
know anything.
Speaker 4: About this of the page or the magazine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cover of ESPN the magazine? No, this page, magazine?
Speaker 1: You know what is this? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: One arm? Dude? Is he good? What's his is good?
Speaker 2: What's his team?
Speaker 1: What is that? Eight or something like that? I don't
even know Austin p okay, wow, but he has one
arm and he's actually really he can.
Speaker 3: Jump through the fuck he's okay, he could jump like
a fucking trampoline in his legs.
Speaker 2: That's cool. I got a thirty second hard but he
doesn't have.
Speaker 4: The weight of the second arm holding them back.
Speaker 2: So it's like, let's I want to see that.
Speaker 3: I mean, he jumped with his arm pit once, which
is I'll go to you.
Speaker 1: You with two arms.
Speaker 2: This guy, I got to see this.
Speaker 4: That's his teammate.
Speaker 7: He has two arms, and another time that Emanuel tips.
Speaker 4: Then on his right side, they'll get on his left side,
he has one arm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know it's why he's going every time.
That's crazy. What's his Uh, let's see what his stat Oh,
he's averaging two points a game. But let's still that's
for it's one arm.
Speaker 4: For one arm, then get a lot of rebounds.
Speaker 1: Imagine we could do it two arms, four points a game.
You just double.
Speaker 2: It's out that works.
Speaker 4: I mean probably, dude.
Speaker 1: You know, when he's with fat white chicks, he can't
smack ass and pull hair at the same time.
Speaker 2: You go and do one of the times, it's devastating
to his game. Dude, it's just been devastating.
Speaker 1: But you know they say that women love guys with handicaps.
That's why Tebow got so much action back in the day.
Speaker 4: Yeap, that is right, that is true.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I thought I heard him a
good joke, and think of it, I heard one about it.
Speaker 4: You want to hear good un l V joke? Sam?
Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, it's not bad. Uh?
Speaker 4: Why did he come from U N l V? Put there?
Speaker 3: And I've seen Sam do this, put their diplomas on
their windshield.
Speaker 4: Why but they can park in handicap spots.
Speaker 1: Guys, I.
Speaker 2: Bam, bam.
Speaker 3: Did you guys watch any of the either the musical
portion or the sketch portion that I started that live,
big crazy thing this weekend.
Speaker 1: I watched some of those. Good to see Jeff Richards there. Yeah, yeah,
I was happy for him.
Speaker 4: I got a good story of his. If you want
to hear this real quick.
Speaker 3: Please please please, they're doing the red carpet at the
music thing. He's gonna crack you up, Sam, And just
for a goof, you know, he went through the red carpet.
Then he kind of got around where all the paparazzi
people were and he was kind of doing like how
Guillermo does on kim ol where he's like, hey, don't so,
let me get a quick interview for Jeff Richard's magazine,
you know, giving all of his buddies a business from
the show and you know, take pictures of the punky
and all this shit. Chevy Chase comes up walking through
and he goes, hey, chevy Chase, Jeff Richards, those cast
member for three years, just wanted to say, you know,
congratulations on a great night, and what an honor for
you to start the first cast member and all you
might if we get a picture together, and he gives
them a fucking Heisman trophy and says, nope, I'm not
taking any pictures, man, I'm trying to fucking have fun here.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who is he talking to?
Speaker 4: Chevy Chase?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And Jeff rich is like, dang, dude, he
made me.
Speaker 4: I really felt like shit.
Speaker 3: Right then Alec Baldman comes up and kind of like
up to the two of them, and he doesn't realize
they just had this interaction, and Alec Baldman goes, Jeff
Richards doesn't even acknowledge. Fuck at Chevy Chase. He goes,
Jeff Richards pats him on his shoulders and he says
to chevy Chase, Dude, do you know this guy. He's
one of the best impressionists in the entire world. To
Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase looked like he just ate a
fucking lemon and then it gives you a better Alec
Baldman goes, dude, let's get a picture together, and Alec
Baldwin took the picture with his phone.
Speaker 4: And he didn't even hear any of that. Jeff Rids
is like, I couldn't have written it any better that well, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just gonna say something. Chevy Chase's daughter works at the
crime store and she.
Speaker 4: Absolutely this girl ever she just got married.
Speaker 1: Good for her. She's on Pauli Shoors crazy ass show
that I did.
Speaker 4: She's the sweetest, sweetest, sweetest girl.
Speaker 1: So nuts it's great.
Speaker 2: Do you think did he really He's sure that he
didn't hear overhear that, because if he did.
Speaker 4: I said too maybe he kind of did that to
do his singer.
Speaker 3: He goes now because other people were talking to him,
and he kind of turned around and saw me, and
he actually didn't see Chevy till he talked to Richard.
Speaker 1: Baldwin did kill somebody. I mean, that's like it's gonna
be weird to take a picture with the murderer.
Speaker 2: Facts I mean facts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think we've got some pictures with murderers.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 1: Who do we got? Who do we got?
Speaker 4: We got some lesters you never met? Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true, guys, I got a damn.
Speaker 2: Might actually actually Sam wait, just I think Zoomark's about
to hop on. He says he's getting on on his phone. Bro, Yeah,
I called you actually sorry because because somebody just comment
about xc uh.
Speaker 1: They were like, what the hell would you say?
Speaker 2: You heard me? I called you XT. It was a mistake.
I apologize. I'll never call you XC again.
Speaker 1: He left.
Speaker 2: He's such an asshole. Now we're about a Zoomac. The
whole joke is that he talks to Zumac.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course he's gonna fuck your tank this anyway.
Bet he said his kids, I was gonna fucking talk
to him about these gigs.
Speaker 2: Well you, oh yeah, promote it before before everybody leaves. Jeez.
Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say February eighth, here's the big
I mean, March eighth, here's one big announcer. March eighth,
I'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana. I guess with who,
Sam Tripley, everybody, Sam Tripley and the team. March eighth,
Fort Wayne, Indiana. Uh, come get some there, Sam Tripley
dot com.
Speaker 4: I think it is. Do go there, get your tickets
because guess what your boy t just added to the show.
Speaker 3: Sam doesn't know it yet, but he said, Hey, any
show I'm on in your area, you heard it here first.
Speaker 4: Next week you're one hundred percent on.
Speaker 3: And I go, fine, I saw somebody hit me up
and they go, hey, are you going to be in
Fort Wayne with Sam?
Speaker 4: I go, Sam's coming to Fort Wayne? Yeah, in a
few weeks, And I go, yep, I'm on that show.
Speaker 2: You should put yourself on as special the next time
he records a special. You should just show up and
be like, hey, where's where's my time?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we'll do that. A guy does forking for specials
a month. Are they special? If you do them that often?
Probably let's just let him say they're special.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Chad said, he'll just catch us next time.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: With Sam not on here, he's probably hammered anyway.
Speaker 3: Uh, and then hey Lexington, Kentucky this weekend February twenty second,
I will be there coming to see you guys doing
thirty minutes Old, thirty minutes new, something borrowed, something Blue?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: Did you watch that new? Uh?
Speaker 2: Ninety day? I did watch and I actually really enjoy
Yeah that did you see the by the way, I
clocked it immediately. The in a in a throuble, there's.
Speaker 4: Always at jealous person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's always somebody though, who did not want
the thrustle to happen and did it to keep the
relationship together. And it's obvious, like right away it was
that guy. Like those two girls are in a lesbian relationship,
is what it is. They're smoking hot by the way,
both and he's just along for the ride. He's lucky
in this case, probably gets to dabble a little bit
here and there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, very strict rules from his wife.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah, he's like a sex toy when they're together.
Speaker 3: Those two women very well said that's probably that's probably
the arrangement, which guess what is fun for maybe a
month and then they start talking shit about.
Speaker 4: You behind your back.
Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, you get you get your credit
card bill and be like, when did you guys get
a fucking hotel?
Speaker 4: Where the fuck was I?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you walk into like the room and they're.
Speaker 3: Going, we thought we'd got a fucking wine country, and
I go, fuck, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: You know how it is that you walk into the room,
they're giggling, and then it just quite up when you're like,
you know and like, nothing, we're still here.
Speaker 4: You're the you're the one leaving the toilet seat down.
Speaker 3: It's it's just it's you got twice as much fucking
uh uh self care products in your bathroom now.
Speaker 2: By the way, ninety day, those producers and the editors
that show are brilliant how they every new season they'll
put in a couple that you know, are hilarious and
kind of tease it out, like they got like thirty
minutes of footage for the whole season of these people
of Sarper and his girl, and then they just stretch
it out in little five minute drops. For sure, it's infuriating,
Like at the end, we know he's in America.
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, we follow social media so you could
eat this way, but we know what's going on with them,
so you don't have to fuck up, but.
Speaker 4: I get it whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that fifty I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: It was good. It was good.
Speaker 4: It's a little weird thing because they did three hours
of music on one day.
Speaker 2: Well, so I was gonna ask what was the format
because it seemed all I see are cli straight.
Speaker 4: Up starting live at the format of the show of
the music.
Speaker 2: The whole thing. What is Yeah, explain the whole event,
like the whole weekend.
Speaker 4: Three hour thing on Saturday or on Friday. Saturday maybe
was all music.
Speaker 3: And it was at Radio City Music Hall, and everybody
in the audience had worked on the show, either as
a cast member, a host or.
Speaker 4: Like lighting guy or makeup person or whatever. And it
was incredible.
Speaker 3: Everybody did about two songs, you know, Eddy veteran to
everybody did like two songs and they had sketches in
between each couple songs.
Speaker 2: Is that when it was Adam Sandler on that or
like singing or is he on the show?
Speaker 3: He was on the show show?
Speaker 2: So then that was a regular episode of It was
like a.
Speaker 4: Three hour regular episode in studio eight.
Speaker 2: H Have you ever been to a typing event? I
would love to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, almost almost did when Richards was there.
Speaker 2: Is it hard to get tickets to tapings or is
it just like I.
Speaker 4: Don't I think it might be some sort of raffle
going on, you know, early in the scene. Then you
can put in for like every fucking to them and
whenever you get it, just playing your trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to see that, but.
Speaker 4: Knowing people's a lot easier.
Speaker 3: I was just never there when they were taping, or
when I was there they weren't taping and that kind
of bullshit.
Speaker 4: But I always wanted to go. That would be super
amazing me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I heard you're going to be in
LA sometimes soon possibly.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'll be in Los Angeles, California April eighteenth to
May second.
Speaker 2: April eighteenth to May second. I gotta block that out
in my calendar. We're going to have some in person
punch drunks well.
Speaker 4: And we should put some golf to you.
Speaker 3: I probably bring in the clubs. Here's the problem. Last
time I brought my clubs, I played three times.
Speaker 4: It was fine.
Speaker 3: Next time I brought my clubs, I only played once.
That one time with you when we went to that place.
If I got fucking oil canned and it was just
terrible crowded and we got paired with those people.
Speaker 2: It was a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Well it was fun because I had no realize how
packed it was and we got paired with strangers and
it wasn't going to be like a super chill golf day.
Speaker 4: I just shifted gears and just got fucking smad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go, we're gonna play slow drinking golf or
playing real golf. And once I realized we were playing
slow drinking golf, I was like, fine with it.
Speaker 2: It's terrible though, it's all and that's everywhere in LA
unless you're in a country club. You want to drop
one hundred grand a year on a fucking country cup,
that's all. That's all you can do.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: You're in force them all all the way.
Speaker 4: Well that's why you got to go with the force them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's a drag though, I just sure, but just better
than getting fucked with. The worst is when you're playing
solo and you get paired with a threesome and then
you're in a cart with someone you don't have never met.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and really, dude, when is a solo
guy unless he's walking ever slows you down on a
golf course. Never let people play solo. Who cares, dude, Even.
Speaker 3: If they're walking, they're faster than a force them. I
can walk faster than a force them behind me. If
I'm walking by myself and there's a force them behind me,
I go. Never see you guys again. Earbuds gone, there
you go. Fourteen one, fourteen one, Jack, I'm gotting to
a fourteen to one. Brit Christ should say the other
day he's an eight handicap. He said it to Page
you know, Page Sporanic or Spurrianic.
Speaker 2: Who that is.
Speaker 4: But wow, she's one of the YouTube golfers and has
gigantic jugs and I don't know how good she is
in golf or what have you.
Speaker 3: But and I watched him say that because he's like
interviewing her during the Super Bowls, and like, go, there's
no way, there's no way.
Speaker 4: Bert Kreischer is an eight handicap.
Speaker 3: He every I bet thirty, I bet thirteen hours a
day of his life is on the internet, whether it's Instagram,
whether it's a fucking podcast, whether it's a fucking YouTube
video he's making whatever. Guess how many golf videos I've
seen zero? You would think if he was out there
golfing as much as it takes to get down to
eight handicap, you'd be.
Speaker 4: Seeing some clips totally. Yeah, I'm not saying you can't
hit well people.
Speaker 2: You have to be up unless you're I mean, I know, lotchla,
here's a lot that goes into breaking so much work, yeah,
which is like, I mean, yeah, he makes it up
a lot.
Speaker 3: So I mean, let's be honest, all right, no way,
matter of fact, I would almost bet.
Speaker 4: That I could beat him.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see that, even if.
Speaker 3: He's ten, twelve whatever, I don't know. I would love
to see that too. Forget, did you watch that bailing outline?
Speaker 1: Not yet?
Speaker 2: No, I mean me and the girl are gonna check
it out, but we have.
Speaker 4: Actually, she had a new every week she has a
new favorite.
Speaker 2: I can't every time I watch it, though I like
the preview because I watched it again showing it to her,
I can't help but feel like she's making that shut up,
Like I just in my head.
Speaker 3: You won't you watching the episodes you and not think
it does seem like it, But you wouldn't think it
if you watched it.
Speaker 4: But my favorite one you write In the new episode
this week, she's doing.
Speaker 3: To talking like you know, you know the confessional fucking
reality show which as you sit on the couch talking
about others, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, talking kind of thing.
Speaker 4: So I interview with her. She's sent and she goes,
wake up, smell the roses. It, wake up, smell the roses.
Speaker 1: Wake up.
Speaker 4: Time to wake up, smell the roses, and suck a dick.
Speaker 2: If you don't know, uh, this is this is what
we're talking about. Our ears a little. It's this woman
with Tourette's woman.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're done, You're done, Allen. I'm twenty one years
old and I have Tourette syndrome in a little baby waning.
Speaker 4: Another big one waning China.
Speaker 12: Tourette's syndrome causes them to have involuntary motor info COLT tics.
Speaker 4: Wind it up, as I still say, winding up. What's
going on with her?
Speaker 12: She's real I'm almost craps.
Speaker 4: She doesn't I describe. Our family is large, Okay, her
mother is hot. They got a hot milk hot.
Speaker 3: The whole family's good looking, all the all the brothers
are good looking guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dad boy, the dad.
Speaker 4: I love that dad, sisters good looking out the dads.
That's a great family.
Speaker 12: Crazy and loud brothers.
Speaker 4: Suck all the time.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing stuff that you I have one younger sister, Sammy.
How many sisters with threats is very crazy. You don't
know if you're gonna get sat in the face or
get a hug.
Speaker 2: Wait, so it's like physical like she could just what
if she murdered you, you know, and just blames her tourettes.
Speaker 3: Well, the whole crux of the show is she's trying
to go out and live on her own for the
first time in her mid twenties, and it is a
lot of worries about that stuff like gas grills and
certain things. Really, it's very interesting, but it's very funny too,
in a heartwarming way. But she's got so many great catchphrases.
I was there like five a meta. I'd be like,
wind it up. But then you go, oh no, that's
gonna start making her fucking do it because she sees
things and then it goes into her head.
Speaker 4: And then she can't not fucking do it.
Speaker 2: It's funny, she is, she's not totally right. Well, she's
exactly j type. I was going to say that this
is exactly Jason's type of woman.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm definitely in my wheelhouse, and it would I
be able to deal with the tourettes if she was
a little bit older. Probably, I mean it's a little
bit young for me. I'm sorry, I've fucking aged myself.
Speaker 2: Twenty one. That's old enough.
Speaker 4: It's twenty two, it's legally old enough. But I mean
we wouldn't have a lot in common to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to hear you guys have a
conversation her just saying cunt every three words, and then
you actually, we.
Speaker 3: Would have a lot to talk about. I would give
her so many I would be with the worst person
for her. Yeah, yeah, that's phrase is stuck in my head.
And then next thing you know, she's singing fucking all
my stupid jingles and fucking constantly fucking calls her a
fucking mom My mom sucks fucking big dicks.
Speaker 4: She's gonna get you guys in Mom's like, uh no,
I don't, which is kind of an insult to her dad.
I guess if you're saying that you don't should be like, yeah,
that's right, your mom sucks big fucking dicks. Bitch, So
get used to it. U.
Speaker 3: That's it, everybody, guys, that's it Lexkin, Kentucky this Saturday,
the twenty second, come on out Country Boy Brewery.
Speaker 4: I believe it's called.
Speaker 3: Um and I tweet his tweeted and in its gam
just looking on my socials for all my dates and
m March eighth, but Tripoli and secret show March twenty
second coming up and South End.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you more about it.
Speaker 3: Next next time, but let's just say it involves Stray Gomez.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, there it is. Yeah, he's performing it. Don't
anybody say anything to him.
Speaker 3: Don't beat dicks about it because he's performing at a
club right on the corner here, the Drop Comedy Club
on the twenty second. And I hit up the booker
who's a good friend of mine, shout out to Heather,
and uh, I go, hey man, put me on that
fucking show. But don't tell Gomez and be like, hey man,
someone's gonna fucking do some quick time and he'll be
all fucking pissy about it, and then.
Speaker 4: I'll come out. There'll be a big laugh. So that's
what we're doing. So get your ticks to that twenty
second of March.
Speaker 3: If you're in the region and watch me Surprise with
Jay Gomez and he thinks that he's not doesn't have.
Speaker 4: Anybody going on in front of him. That'll be fun.
Speaker 3: That's a ten o'clock show for that eighth fort Wayne,
this twenty second. I will be in Lexington, come to
any of the shows. Let's fuck.
Speaker 2: Genuine offer. By the way you think you think he's joking,
that's a real that's a real offer.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter, what doesn't matter anything Tourette's venuses.
Speaker 2: I've taken him up on it many times.
Speaker 4: It is a real Oh yeah, Johnny, Johnny knows it's
a it's a it's a sweet bargain. And I'm a
man of my word, Johnny, love you look good And
let's falk soon. Everybody suck it.
Speaker 1: What did I think? The girl's knocker girlfriend? Every girl's
knocker girl friend.
Speaker 2: It has disturbed me how much Sam loved this song.
Speaker 11: If you heard the answers like yeah, special Needge, what
am I saying?
Speaker 1: Jobby stop? Just letther frock. These are kids we're supporting
now if you are, if you're a drunk puncher, buy
buy on the problem.
Speaker 2: If you want to find this h and buy it.
It's the kids with knee high Let's Get Busy as
the name of the album, and drows my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Every drows my girlfriend. I made, I'm gonna make. I'm
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new Punch?
Drunk The