1
00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:10,599
Speaker 1: Cool, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Trip.

2
00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:19,719
Speaker 2: And Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations, starring Johnny Wadard.

3
00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,519
Speaker 3: We are in it. We're in it to win it.

4
00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:23,920
Come on, come off, come.

5
00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:27,199
Speaker 1: On, sing the song you were saying before. We're talking

6
00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,120
hot gay sex, hocky sex.

7
00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:36,159
Speaker 3: We're talking hot gay sex, hockay sex. Another Sam Tripley.

8
00:00:36,399 --> 00:00:41,960
Speaker 1: Baggar bro original Beggar Amazing, Wow, oh ba.

9
00:00:43,399 --> 00:00:43,920
Speaker 3: Bager.

10
00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. How did we get Oh. I

11
00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,560
told you I went to Gettysburg and was walking in

12
00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,240
the fields. And then you asked me if I saluted,

13
00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,159
and then I said, I'm not in the military. I

14
00:00:53,399 --> 00:00:57,000
didn't salute anything, and you can't salute the Confederacy in

15
00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:58,000
the United States.

16
00:00:58,479 --> 00:00:59,000
Speaker 4: Uh.

17
00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:01,719
Speaker 1: And then I said, I gave it that one finger,

18
00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:03,560
so if you know what I'm saying. And then you

19
00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,040
were like, uh, hot gay sex.

20
00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:14,120
Speaker 5: I don't know, Yeah, dude, you just Johnny, I just

21
00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:17,400
reached back in my subconscious and whatever it puts in

22
00:01:17,439 --> 00:01:19,439
my hand, I fling.

23
00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:22,280
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's hot hits, dude.

24
00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:26,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a hot hit that's as hot as it gets.

25
00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:30,799
Speaker 3: If you ask me, Oh my god, Johnny, Oh my god, Johnny.

26
00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:36,319
Speaker 2: So the one thousand episodes doing huge numbers right now,

27
00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,959
is it? Yeah, it's due huge numbers seen. And you

28
00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:44,760
know it's a combination of Eddie and Kurt Matsker, you know.

29
00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,359
But it's great to see that there's still people out

30
00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,560
there that care about an old, old Joe Yellow.

31
00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. There are a couple of comments too

32
00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:56,560
that just don't get the show, like that are like,

33
00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:59,159
I can't I can't believe Eddie is still talking about

34
00:01:59,159 --> 00:02:01,680
Trump and stuff. I'm I'm like, dude, it's not the show,

35
00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,680
you know. And then somebody who was complaining about Kurt

36
00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:07,120
was like, this guy cursed, not very funny. Why doesn't

37
00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,439
you talk about conspiracies? You keep talking about Dixon.

38
00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:12,159
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, everybody just says whatever they want to say. Dude,

39
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,960
they're all crazy.

40
00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,039
Speaker 1: There are just some people out there that when you

41
00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,719
whenever I used to take criticism really personally, I still do,

42
00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,520
but not as bad as before. And because I saw

43
00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,639
how many people that I know in my heart are

44
00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,879
talented and funny.

45
00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:31,759
Speaker 2: Hold on, Johnny, before you get that, play some some

46
00:02:31,879 --> 00:02:36,560
quiet music, some like music, and that's like just just

47
00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:40,199
touches your heart and makes everyone understand, like this is

48
00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,199
a really important moment right now, Like you're very like

49
00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,159
you're just some tender music.

50
00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,639
Speaker 1: I have not. I don't know what's on the sport.

51
00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:53,639
Speaker 3: Come on, bum bum bum bum, like something like just soulful, Johnny?

52
00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,280
Do you got any soulful music?

53
00:02:55,360 --> 00:03:00,879
Speaker 1: Johnny? That's the cast that he's born of you. No,

54
00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:05,400
I I got that? Oh hey, now what's going on?

55
00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:06,639
Speaker 3: What?

56
00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:07,280
Speaker 6: No?

57
00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:08,159
Speaker 1: I don't have it on there?

58
00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:10,719
Speaker 3: Johnny just almost played a video they didn't want you

59
00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,319
one to see.

60
00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:12,120
Speaker 1: What weird hit?

61
00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:15,199
Speaker 2: Johnny too?

62
00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,000
Speaker 1: It was the voice changer. It was this.

63
00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:23,759
Speaker 3: Bomb sex we're talking about.

64
00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:30,280
Speaker 2: Talking hokay hot as sex, dude, Johnny. You've seen Scott

65
00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,680
Wiener can't walk around without people yelling at him. Is

66
00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,080
that gonna be a hot topic Jamie Star's birthday.

67
00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,960
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, Johnny's best. So if you don't know,

68
00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:45,039
we have this state senator he was a state senator

69
00:03:45,039 --> 00:03:48,599
in California. Who is the He's like our mom, Donnie. Really,

70
00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,639
he's the most the most liberal guy you can imagine progressive.

71
00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,280
Speaker 2: I don't even think mont Donnie's as bad as he is. Like,

72
00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,120
this guy is literally the worst. And his last name

73
00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:02,039
Wiener and all the Wieners are scumbags.

74
00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:03,680
Speaker 3: They're just scumbags.

75
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,360
Speaker 1: He can't go anywhere now. Spencer Pratt weeted this out.

76
00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,039
Hey Wiener, guy, I remember when you called me make

77
00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,800
a bigot? How does it feel now that the Frankenstein

78
00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:16,279
you created is coming for you? Every stupid communist learns

79
00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:19,560
this history less in the hard way. Enjoy h and

80
00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,040
he shows U sweet here mayor make bigot? Say? What

81
00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,879
is what Wiener said to h Spencer Pratt asking, I

82
00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:30,360
guess he slammed him? He said that what do Scott

83
00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,480
Wiener and the homeless drug addict encampments have in common?

84
00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,279
They should both be prohibited from being within a thousand

85
00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:43,720
feet of elementary schools. Fire Bro Wiener can't go in

86
00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:47,600
public without being confronted for no real quick?

87
00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,120
Speaker 2: Are we tempting to tech gods by showing this? Is

88
00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,480
this seen as something they would be like, well, you

89
00:04:54,600 --> 00:05:03,000
wound wou.

90
00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,160
Speaker 1: What do you think I mean? Dude, we're gonna get

91
00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:04,959
We're gonna do it.

92
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,879
Speaker 3: But I say we do it, and let you know,

93
00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:08,839
we got to be honest, dude.

94
00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:13,160
Speaker 1: We should say though starting out last week, our last episode,

95
00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,519
our show got taken down, like fully.

96
00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,079
Speaker 2: Taking down, dude, I am dangerous. Why will you guys

97
00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:19,920
realize this?

98
00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:22,160
Speaker 1: For two things?

99
00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,560
Speaker 3: Dangerous and making hot hits.

100
00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:28,879
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking hot gay sex, hot gay sex.

101
00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,120
Speaker 3: We're talking hot.

102
00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,800
Speaker 1: So it was the Oliver Tree thing. We played some

103
00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:35,680
of that which had that documentary about him, and then

104
00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:39,040
it showed his parents saying kind of concern trolling him.

105
00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,720
I'm pretty sure it was all scripted, but they were like,

106
00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:44,079
we're worried about him, we're bringing him home. And while

107
00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:47,279
we were talking about that, we got flagged, like the

108
00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:52,720
or that segment of the podcast got flagged for what

109
00:05:52,759 --> 00:05:56,720
was it? Bullying? Bullying? Yeah, right, bullying and then like

110
00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,639
death did not like making light of the day of

111
00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:04,720
a prominent figure, and they not even usually they give

112
00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,199
you a warning and they demonetized, but this one, the

113
00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:13,560
video got fully taken down. Yeah, it's like you he

114
00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:18,319
looks like Rob dear Deck. Oliver Tree does, and he

115
00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,839
does look like Rob dear Deck. That's true. I little

116
00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:24,519
a little younger though, I think than anyway, So here's

117
00:06:24,519 --> 00:06:27,399
the wiener what you ear.

118
00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:34,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dana Dana White was like it was so dumb.

119
00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,560
Who was I think it was like Jones and Dana

120
00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,120
White were the same people.

121
00:06:40,079 --> 00:06:41,839
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, everybody's out Jones.

122
00:06:43,879 --> 00:06:48,360
Speaker 2: Uh so here, I've invited on, I've been I've invited

123
00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:48,839
him on.

124
00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,240
Speaker 1: He's afraid. Just know he hasn't bound.

125
00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,959
Speaker 3: The show because he chooses not to Look at how.

126
00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:57,519
Speaker 1: Twinky he is. This is like if Ari was a twink, right,

127
00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,199
look at look.

128
00:06:58,079 --> 00:07:01,879
Speaker 3: At this is gay are for sure. Yeah, I think.

129
00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:06,920
Speaker 7: Your legislation on trans on trans issues, and your legislation

130
00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:14,160
specifically protecting queers on the sex Offender Registry is fancy.

131
00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:19,160
Speaker 2: Stop right there. Listen to what this guy just said. Yeah,

132
00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:23,199
like everyone's hailing this thing because they hate Scott Wiener

133
00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:27,800
so much, but this guy said, thank you for not,

134
00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,759
you know, making it so we don't go on the

135
00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:33,480
sex offenders list for doing evil stuff to kids.

136
00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:36,959
Speaker 1: Just think about that. Like, there's no good.

137
00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:40,199
Speaker 2: Guys in this video, by the way, there's no heroes,

138
00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:41,959
there's no nothing.

139
00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,839
Speaker 1: It just come back.

140
00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:48,240
Speaker 2: This is like Jason Voor He's fighting Freddy Krueger. There's

141
00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:53,959
no good guys. Thank you for making it so we

142
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,839
can do bad things at tails are and not have

143
00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,079
the redtay of the text matter.

144
00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,680
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

145
00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,920
Speaker 3: I mean, like, dude, there's no good guys here.

146
00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,319
Speaker 1: No, and they're seldom are.

147
00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,959
Speaker 3: But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

148
00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:10,920
Speaker 2: This guy's trying to say, listen, dude, this is like

149
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,519
the chat on my chats are fire and then once

150
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,759
in a while someone goes fully stupid. This guy thinks

151
00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,040
this guy was being sarcastic, saying that do you believe that.

152
00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:26,519
Speaker 1: Johnny listen to his voice? Of course? Not no, I mean.

153
00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:33,919
Speaker 2: Done, Oh my god, pretty sure, sarcasm guy. Pretty sure

154
00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,759
your Odena dude, my dad right now? If he read that,

155
00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,720
I'd be like, dude, you're Odeena.

156
00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,399
Speaker 1: On dumbfuck pills.

157
00:08:40,879 --> 00:08:43,960
Speaker 2: Your dad saying that, really, Sam, don't od on dumb

158
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,679
fuck pills.

159
00:08:45,639 --> 00:08:47,279
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta see if this. You know, you

160
00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,000
ever do the thing where you go on to the

161
00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,799
homeplace of YouTube and get to what you're going through

162
00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:53,279
and then right as it's going away, you see something

163
00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,240
that you're like, you need to look at that, and

164
00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,559
then you go back and it's gone. That happens to me.

165
00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,200
Hold on, this guy saying Freddy Krueger was clearly the

166
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:00,840
good guy.

167
00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,039
Speaker 3: I believe that.

168
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,919
Speaker 1: I would go for Freddy. Yeah, that was that was

169
00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:05,559
what I was saying.

170
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's a bad guy that you're room for

171
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,519
taking out the bad bad guy. But he's not a

172
00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:13,600
good guy. Dude, you can't sleep. You gotta do yayo

173
00:09:13,799 --> 00:09:19,320
for like days just to live. But what I saw,

174
00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,519
everyone thinks Freddy Krueger is a good guy.

175
00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:22,720
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.

176
00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,399
Speaker 2: And this is why we got political system with two

177
00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,879
parties that people still believe in.

178
00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,200
Speaker 3: Literally that's the same thing.

179
00:09:29,759 --> 00:09:32,159
Speaker 1: It's literally the same thing. No, do you know what?

180
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,039
This is what I saw? By the way I said,

181
00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,159
I clicked back to Bill. Bill mar just had Kevin

182
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:42,840
Spacey on his podcast. Yes, oh no, yeah, I have

183
00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:45,720
to watch that obviously, But you got to Johnny.

184
00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:48,440
Speaker 3: You gotta do how you get a jacket to anything?

185
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:48,759
Speaker 1: Else?

186
00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:49,600
Speaker 3: You gotta watch?

187
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, what do you do? Bill is so contrarian

188
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,559
that he just ties.

189
00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,240
Speaker 2: The same contrarian It's like, I don't see anything wrong

190
00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:01,360
with it. Like three out of the four people to

191
00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:03,639
accuse you of stuff ended up dead.

192
00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:06,759
Speaker 3: Why do I care? Why do I care? You're a

193
00:10:06,759 --> 00:10:11,600
great actor? What do I care? That was my Bill? Maher,

194
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,799
I thought it was getting close?

195
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:12,960
Speaker 6: Then?

196
00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:13,960
Speaker 1: Oh is that what that was?

197
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:21,399
Speaker 3: I don't care? Okay, I why don't care?

198
00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:22,279
Speaker 1: Okay?

199
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,320
Speaker 3: Do whatever? You want, I don't care.

200
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:28,480
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well that's the only that's the only phrase

201
00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:33,320
I have of Billmore's. Okay, So wien are here? Looks exhausted,

202
00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:36,960
doesn't He just haggard like he's had it. Look at

203
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,639
the woman by the way by the way behind.

204
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,039
Speaker 3: Can you start from the beginning, dude, and watch his walk.

205
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,919
Speaker 1: Hold on, look over his shoulder at the person in

206
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,159
the back. You don't know what that is?

207
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,480
Speaker 3: That is a big foot sighting.

208
00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:56,279
Speaker 1: It's got a double mohawk. One side is green and

209
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,720
the other side is pink, and a leather jacket and

210
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,559
a diet coke probably cherry.

211
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, from the beginning, he looks like you mean

212
00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:05,720
it might have had a long night.

213
00:11:05,759 --> 00:11:11,240
Speaker 1: Look at him, he's like, h oh, legislation on trans

214
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,480
Do you think you know what? You know what? I

215
00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:13,600
bet you stop it, Johnny.

216
00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:16,679
Speaker 2: Let's listen to this again, and really, let's see if

217
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,000
this guy's super sarcastic.

218
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,159
Speaker 1: Let's see when I see him walking, I think he's

219
00:11:21,159 --> 00:11:22,120
got a song in his head.

220
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,000
Speaker 3: Weird, uh, weird.

221
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,720
Speaker 2: This sand Jedi right there, some some extra from like

222
00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:30,360
Star Wars.

223
00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,879
Speaker 1: It looks like the new Star Wars. Yeah, that's Yeah,

224
00:11:32,919 --> 00:11:34,879
he would be in the New Star Wars TV. Just now.

225
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,960
I think when Wiener is walking, he's got a song

226
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,279
in his head. You know that song is Sam I think, yeah,

227
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,519
I think he wrote the song that was in his

228
00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:49,360
head Sham about ten minutes ago we're talking. That's what I imagine,

229
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,600
that's what's in his head when he's walking.

230
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:58,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, I think your legislation on trans on trans issues,

231
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,919
and you're let's just like just typically protecting queers on

232
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:09,279
the sex offender Registry is fantastic. It really at you

233
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,639
for that, and I think you deserve to be.

234
00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:12,240
Speaker 8: Here for that.

235
00:12:13,039 --> 00:12:13,960
Speaker 7: But I think you're legend.

236
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,200
Speaker 9: I think you're you're.

237
00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:21,399
Speaker 7: Housing policy and specifically your housing policy aligning with Gimpi's

238
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,639
and I think your your policy, and I think your

239
00:12:25,759 --> 00:12:31,960
policy on the genocide and Glasa, the genocide and PLASA.

240
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:34,200
Speaker 8: It's I think you do.

241
00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:39,679
Speaker 1: You do not belong here. You do not belong here.

242
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,600
Speaker 3: It's not anymore.

243
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:47,120
Speaker 1: It sucks. Look at that whatever that is what dude.

244
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,840
Speaker 2: This is insanity, dude, This is insanity, dude.

245
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,279
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He looks like Waldo.

246
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,000
Speaker 3: Remember, it's like, who can I blame this on?

247
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:00,000
Speaker 1: Who?

248
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,200
Speaker 3: Who can I blame this song.

249
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,159
Speaker 1: Okay, who can I blame this song?

250
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,720
Speaker 2: And dude, I mean just classic has to bring up

251
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:13,240
like nineteen forties Germany as this. It's like, dude, you

252
00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:16,120
are you are okay what's happened in Gaza and you're

253
00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:19,000
okay with them hurting kids in your state and you're

254
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:24,519
blaming it on nineteen forties Nazi Germany. Like like, dude, dude,

255
00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:28,639
this is it, man, I mean, I mean, this is it.

256
00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:29,679
Speaker 3: There is people, Dude.

257
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:31,360
Speaker 1: This will be like if you win in the comedy

258
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,200
store and everybody was just like if.

259
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:37,039
Speaker 2: You I mean they say when I'm not there, no, no,

260
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,720
I'm with you, dude, I'm with you.

261
00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:41,600
Speaker 1: Dude. Is place, man, this is where he should be

262
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,600
most comfortable. This isn't the only video, by the way,

263
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,159
I let this play. What I pull the other video

264
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,960
there's uh, there's more of him just being accosted in

265
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,440
the streets.

266
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:56,360
Speaker 2: How good someone like you, ud Srancisco Scott say something.

267
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,320
Speaker 1: Redeem yourself, Redeem yourself.

268
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,000
Speaker 10: I want I.

269
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:07,200
Speaker 1: Want to like the person who legislation.

270
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,279
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, this guy still thinks he was being sarcastic.

271
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,399
Speaker 3: I mean, bro, these are your people.

272
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:23,759
Speaker 1: Who do you where do you go to drake queers?

273
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:28,679
Speaker 2: And by the way, queer is not gay, just so

274
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:31,440
you guys know, all right, it's not.

275
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,799
Speaker 1: I mean you just got ran out. You got ran

276
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,519
out the event. Dude, he's out for dinner tone and

277
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:43,159
gets accosted. There's another These videos just keep coming in.

278
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:43,559
Speaker 6: Bro.

279
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:47,080
Speaker 2: You got a move from San Francisco. Dude, you created

280
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:47,799
this monster.

281
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,279
Speaker 1: If you moved to Austin, that would be great if

282
00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:54,399
he ends up moving to Austin and running for office. Okay,

283
00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,200
So here's him trying to have some dinner. It looks

284
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,879
like with some of his gay besties.

285
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,200
Speaker 8: My hood.

286
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:06,000
Speaker 1: Bro, Hey, when you gotta get out my hood? Bro't

287
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:06,799
even know what it is.

288
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,159
Speaker 3: We ain't just to tennis side.

289
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,600
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna coach to my neighborhood, bro, you

290
00:15:10,759 --> 00:15:13,000
fucked up. He does look like all right, doesn't he.

291
00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:14,559
Speaker 3: And he's about to cry.

292
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,559
Speaker 1: It isn't being good in Palestine. You don't come in

293
00:15:18,679 --> 00:15:19,200
it it's good.

294
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:22,120
Speaker 3: It's like he can't compute why this is happening to it.

295
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:30,679
Speaker 1: Time get out, leave. See. I think he thinks it's

296
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,200
it's as you know, Antian.

297
00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:36,840
Speaker 2: Of course that's what he's blaming it on because it's

298
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,000
so easy to do that.

299
00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:42,919
Speaker 1: I don't even talk about none of that ship. I'm

300
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,480
talking to him just as this ship to be a shame.

301
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,320
You have no to my community, mission, district.

302
00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:52,720
Speaker 3: This is mission.

303
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you. I'm talking to him. Why

304
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,879
are you not saying nothing?

305
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,799
Speaker 3: Why are you not saying nothing?

306
00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:59,000
Speaker 10: Bro?

307
00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:02,399
Speaker 3: Are you not saying we all come here?

308
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:02,879
Speaker 1: Listen?

309
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,240
Speaker 3: This is a place of eating.

310
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,360
Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't matter what you think, no matter how

311
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,399
many kids have to die and how many kids have

312
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:19,000
to get ard. Okay, Like and dude, stop now, this

313
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:22,279
is where they're in trouble because they're all woke assholes,

314
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,840
right and then can yell that Johnny, if you had

315
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,440
to guess the color of the guy yelling at him,

316
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:29,440
who do you think it is?

317
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:34,919
Speaker 1: Well, he's he's uh what would you say? I would say?

318
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:39,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, so he's probably either Mexican or black.

319
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,679
Speaker 1: And half half Mexican, half half Mexican.

320
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:43,840
Speaker 3: Half black.

321
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:49,720
Speaker 2: Dude, we're talking hybrid superstars here, right, which short circuits

322
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:53,240
anything you can do because in the woke world, you

323
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:56,000
cannot question the King's dog.

324
00:16:56,279 --> 00:16:57,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

325
00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,720
Speaker 3: Like, because the worst, the worst thing.

326
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,240
Speaker 2: To a woke person is literally their nine to eleven

327
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,160
is being called racist. Like he's living a nine to

328
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,799
eleven right now for a second time.

329
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the second time.

330
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:14,839
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like, how many nine elevens can one

331
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,160
guy have in a week?

332
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:16,559
Speaker 3: Bro?

333
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,480
Speaker 2: This is his, dude, He's getting called a big a

334
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,000
racis and a genocide.

335
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,480
Speaker 1: That is his nine to eleven. That's the worst thing,

336
00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:27,160
the worst thing I can do them You might as

337
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,319
well kill him if they're gonna if they're gonna call him. No,

338
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,279
we don't condone that, Johnny, No, no, no, no, I mean

339
00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:37,160
like harmful words. It's a fate worse than death for him,

340
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:39,440
is what I mean. To be called a bigot or

341
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,000
a racist.

342
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the worst thing ever. It is the

343
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:46,359
worst that. It is a it's a capital punishment to

344
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:52,720
the woke people. Yeah, dude, So you can't right, this

345
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,319
is this is his October seventh, one thousand times over.

346
00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:00,160
It's his personal this is his October seven hundred in

347
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,119
seventy seven, that's his personal.

348
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,400
Speaker 3: Walk, dude, he just cannot believe this is happening to him.

349
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,359
He's being called a.

350
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,160
Speaker 1: Big Yeah, it's not his nine to eleven because if

351
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,880
it was his nine to eleven, he'd be out front

352
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:16,079
and a white van dancing dancing. Yeah, yeah, definitely not

353
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:18,880
nine to eleven. But I mean it goes on for

354
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,720
the guy just won't leave him along. I'll skip to

355
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:23,599
the end. This is what we want, though, right, for

356
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,039
these kinds of people that we all know that.

357
00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:29,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I've been totally cut you off, Johnny, Please finish

358
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,319
your thought.

359
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,119
Speaker 1: No, it's because we're it's because we're I'm just saying,

360
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,359
this is what we want for these people who espouse genocide,

361
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,119
you know what I mean, or at least support people

362
00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:41,240
who espouse genocide. We want them to have some discomfort

363
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,119
in their life, you know, not to be able to

364
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,720
go out and just have a meal. Now, I'm not

365
00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:48,000
in favor of people who just have bad opinions being

366
00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,920
you know, drummed out of town. There's a you know,

367
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,519
a place to have a formal debate. But for this

368
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,559
kind of thing, I'm okay with.

369
00:18:55,160 --> 00:19:00,839
Speaker 2: I agree, dude, I totally agree, dude. And it's just like,

370
00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:02,839
you know, everyone says whatever they.

371
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,200
Speaker 3: Want about Q. We know that Epstein and all them, but.

372
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:10,279
Speaker 2: They did say they did say, yeah, she won't be

373
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,599
able to walk the streets.

374
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel like they are Hillary Clinton,

375
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,759
who walks the streets a lot. We'll mention her later.

376
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:21,319
We got something about her later in absens.

377
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,799
Speaker 3: I mean they go to things, people yell at them

378
00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:24,440
all the time.

379
00:19:24,759 --> 00:19:28,119
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, we need more of this, We need

380
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,640
more yelling at these people.

381
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,440
Speaker 1: What is he now though? Is he like a like

382
00:19:31,799 --> 00:19:33,559
a county commissioner or something.

383
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:37,440
Speaker 2: No, he's a senator and he well, he's a California

384
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:43,480
senator and he's running for uh sweet tits Nancy.

385
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,359
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a center anymore.

386
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,319
Speaker 3: He's running for her seat, right, But.

387
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:51,279
Speaker 1: He's not a senator right now. He's he was a

388
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:55,160
member of the California State Senate. He is currently a

389
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:59,759
member of the San Francisco Board. Uh no, wait, no,

390
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,440
what is I guess he's not in office right now.

391
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,480
He's just a candidate for the House of Representatives. But yeah,

392
00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:09,519
I hope there's no way he can win, right.

393
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,279
Speaker 2: He's won before when he's passed legislation to make it

394
00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:17,119
okay to do bad things the kids and now have

395
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,480
to get on the sex offender list. It's just like,

396
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,480
it's unbelievable how anyone doesn't. This guy's allowed to walk

397
00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:26,000
the streets and this is all that happens to him,

398
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,240
and any other time in history, it would be really

399
00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:29,119
bad for this guy.

400
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,400
Speaker 1: Let's see how it ends.

401
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 11: What it is?

402
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,440
Speaker 3: You know what it is?

403
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,759
Speaker 1: What do you think of his conflict resolution technique here,

404
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,559
which is just to stare blankly at the person talking

405
00:20:42,599 --> 00:20:44,559
to you and and and do nothing at all? What

406
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:45,799
do you think of that? Is that the way to

407
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,079
handle this? What would you do?

408
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 3: I mean, what are you gonna do? Right?

409
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:52,559
Speaker 2: But what I mean it seems if he probably thinks

410
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,359
he said something he's gonna get smacked. Yeah, so he

411
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,799
just sits there and walks away.

412
00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just like and.

413
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,720
Speaker 3: The you know these he's part of that group of like.

414
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,720
Violence is never the answer, you know.

415
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 1: And I want to be clear, especially because we're live

416
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,359
streaming on YouTube. Violence is never the answer, Sam.

417
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 3: But I just said that, Johnny. Violence is never the answer.

418
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 12: If I leave, Hey, bro, you think if you don't leave,

419
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,680
we're not gonna wait for you?

420
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,119
Speaker 3: All side?

421
00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 1: Exactly?

422
00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 3: Tis time?

423
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 1: Maria. What he's Latino?

424
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he is Latino.

425
00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:50,279
Speaker 1: You can always tell by the way they say all right,

426
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,079
the language bro, come on, we're trying to play.

427
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 3: Come on, man, this is a Christian show.

428
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: That man's a hero.

429
00:21:57,839 --> 00:22:00,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I mean, like, dude, you can't watch streets.

430
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 1: Dude.

431
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 2: They should never be comfortable. I love that they should

432
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:09,319
never be comfortable, in my opinion. And he's the biggest

433
00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:12,400
piece of shit on the planet. Literally, like he's the

434
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,440
biggest piece of shit.

435
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is this is actually I realize now

436
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,519
a thread that we can pull out that I see

437
00:22:20,519 --> 00:22:22,440
in the things I pulled for this week. So you

438
00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:25,680
then this is something that's causing a schism in the

439
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,960
Democratic Party, this issue Palestine and Israel. You have guys

440
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,240
like James. Did you see James Carvill this week saying

441
00:22:32,279 --> 00:22:35,559
that that it's time for the party to split on

442
00:22:35,599 --> 00:22:38,519
this issue. I'll play this is James Carvill. If you

443
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:40,839
don't know who James Carvill is, he is one of

444
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:45,200
the what would say like legacy political machinists of the

445
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:50,000
Democratic Party got Clinton elected and he is, uh, you know,

446
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,920
kind of always been a power behind the scenes in

447
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,880
Democratic politics. And this is him talking about the schism

448
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:57,839
and the Democratic Party.

449
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 11: New York Times reported, and I have the quote right here.

450
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,839
I'll get to it. She is against passed off all

451
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,480
the views.

452
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 4: Uh.

453
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 11: She has attacked interracial relationships in the American flag. Lady,

454
00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:21,480
I ain't in the same party as you. I'm sorry,

455
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:26,599
I just not. And I actually do think it's time

456
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,200
for Democrats to talk the S word. Excuse them, I

457
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:36,240
really do. And everybody's always said, no, no, we were coalition,

458
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,200
we're big tent, and there's some there's just some ship

459
00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:41,920
that I can't be in the same camp with. And

460
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,799
we talked about what Madonmick was three for three last

461
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:49,319
night in Manhattan. They call it the comic Corridor. Fine,

462
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,640
Jason Crowe's service pack vote that's ten fell love it.

463
00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know Jason Crowe's Yes, Okay, you wouldn't you know.

464
00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:01,759
Speaker 11: You wouldn't know how Vl Sandburg, you wouldn't have. I

465
00:24:01,799 --> 00:24:04,519
want to be very specific. I understand the Free the

466
00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:09,160
Free Press for being here, because if they nominated David

467
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,039
Duke or something like that, we'd be the same way.

468
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 3: Understand all that to extent.

469
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 11: I understand the Times because there are the New York Times,

470
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:21,519
so they have to cover. There are the hometown newspapers.

471
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:27,839
But the idea, the idea that we must neglect everything

472
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,359
else is going on, all of these other primaries, all

473
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,000
the recruisation, has all huge phenomenal successes we've had, and

474
00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:38,079
declare that the party is now under the control of

475
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,960
a Democratic Socialist of New York City is insane. But

476
00:24:44,039 --> 00:24:47,799
in understand these people do not like Democrats. Not only

477
00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:52,960
are they not Democrats, they wish Democrats poorly. So I

478
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,440
just cannot Maybe there's a way that you can say

479
00:24:58,839 --> 00:25:01,839
to I guess Dommie is the leader of it is

480
00:25:02,559 --> 00:25:05,079
you know, you insist that you try to insist that

481
00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:07,880
the people that run into your banner one is a

482
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,279
Democratic Socialist and don't use the Democratic Party is your guideline,

483
00:25:12,319 --> 00:25:14,240
and listen, negotiate.

484
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: The terms of a schism here.

485
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:18,039
Speaker 11: Maybe we can, we can part under some kind of

486
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,920
advantageous terms for both of us.

487
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: But I'm done. I'm not Johnny.

488
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:24,039
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy?

489
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: How the Israel? Well, yeah, he's about to get like,

490
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,240
can you just this last bit here? He says the thing,

491
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,160
the thing that he's dancing around.

492
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 11: Here, you go in a political party that spends time

493
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,519
questioning the policies of the government of Israel. In fact,

494
00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:40,759
I'm enthusiastic about that I don't want to be in

495
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:43,920
a political party that denies the right of the State

496
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,920
of Israel to exists.

497
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,519
Speaker 2: That's just not I just can't do that.

498
00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: That's it.

499
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: That's the yeah, yeah, Boomer, you know, it's like just

500
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:55,200
boomer shit.

501
00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:58,039
Speaker 3: It's impossible for them to move off that.

502
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's the exact same thing with all listen.

503
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: I find it.

504
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 2: Absolutely hilarious that all of these communists are winning with

505
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,519
these young people. Why literal socialists and communist countries are

506
00:26:14,599 --> 00:26:19,319
abandoning that the people who are way down the way

507
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,279
down the path of trying to create this idealistic world

508
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:32,160
where where individual needs, desires, and egos never exist, never exists,

509
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,680
and everyone just comes in his pure heart right, which

510
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,519
is what rich kids are pushing. Rich kids have it

511
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:46,279
too comfortable. New York, LA is a trust fund Disneyland.

512
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,680
They come from rich places. They have no clue of

513
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,599
actual real world consequences. And before you guys start pounding

514
00:26:55,599 --> 00:27:00,440
on me, I was living check to check hill. I

515
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:05,319
was forty three years old. I was twenty one, twenty

516
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:09,000
two years old when I start comedy. I understand the grind.

517
00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:12,680
I still grind. I understand the check to check life

518
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:17,119
and if my life, if all of a sudden, God forbid,

519
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,839
everything goes back to that that I've lived that longer

520
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,839
than how I've been blessed to live right now. Okay,

521
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,039
so this ain't like some view from the pahouse.

522
00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:31,039
Speaker 3: Dog. I live check to check.

523
00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 2: When I moved to LA, I worked every day of

524
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,640
the week for years years.

525
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,279
Speaker 3: Okay, so I understand the struggle.

526
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 2: I'm more comfortable having to live check to check than

527
00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,680
I am having to grind all the time trying to

528
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,799
take care a bunch of people. So, but these kids

529
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:55,240
don't know that. It's my issue with Kwame Bell or

530
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,359
whatever the fuck.

531
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 3: His name is Bell?

532
00:27:58,519 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, who it's out a special called private school Negro.

533
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:08,440
I mean, like if that does not encompass what the

534
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:11,039
left is all about.

535
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: Rich kid liberator.

536
00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:18,839
Speaker 2: Race going off on the nicest guy in comedy, which

537
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,400
is Napergatzi. No one is nicer than that dude, and

538
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,839
you're going off them because you wanted to watch some fights.

539
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, who was it was?

540
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: I think it was Lewis J. Gomez was like everybody's

541
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,599
pretending like he actually went to Trump's birthday party. You know,

542
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:39,799
it's like it's you know, it's a UFC events once

543
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:42,400
in a lifetime fucking thing. Would I've gone?

544
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:46,799
Speaker 2: Probably not, It's not my thing. But it's like the

545
00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:51,599
guy went to go watch some incredibly awesome fights. What

546
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,279
are you fucking talking about?

547
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:54,559
Speaker 3: Right?

548
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: So we got a bunch of.

549
00:28:55,519 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: Rich kids cosplaying liberators bringing in an economic that does

550
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:04,240
not work, so none you need.

551
00:29:05,359 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, where did it work?

552
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,359
Speaker 2: And then they start going into all these European countries

553
00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:13,359
which aren't socialists.

554
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:17,039
Speaker 3: They're they're there, they.

555
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:24,319
Speaker 2: Are capitalists with social policies. Okay, And now if we

556
00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:26,240
want to give the universal health care and all this shit,

557
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:27,079
I'm fine with that.

558
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 3: I'm fine with that, dude.

559
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,799
Speaker 2: It's absolutely ridiculous that I pay as much as I

560
00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:36,000
do for insurance and taking care of my kids, that

561
00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:38,119
this that I have to pay anything when I go

562
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:38,839
to the doctor.

563
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,279
Speaker 1: I'm not.

564
00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:45,079
Speaker 2: You're gonna listen if you guys work smart like you

565
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:50,279
all think freezing rent is a good idea, but you

566
00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:54,039
don't understand is that everything around rent keeps going up,

567
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,440
which means these landlords are who bought this ship have

568
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,680
to give it up because.

569
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,119
Speaker 3: They can't afford to keep anymore.

570
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: And now you got this dude opening up a market,

571
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,559
a shopping market that doesn't have to make money.

572
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,319
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to make money, so.

573
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: Can we'll operate at a fucking at a fucking loss,

574
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:26,519
which means the mom and pop places can't compete. And

575
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:30,119
it's so funny because they hate the power structure. You're

576
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:36,200
handing power to the government. You hate the government, You're

577
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,599
handing power to the government.

578
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,759
Speaker 1: Well here's the Okay. So I'm curious what you think though,

579
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:43,160
because this feels to me like this could and I

580
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,720
know we've had this happen a few times before, especially

581
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:48,119
at midterms. It seems like it always happens around midterms

582
00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:50,480
for one party or the other. But it feels like

583
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:54,000
it could be. The death of the modern Democratic Party

584
00:30:54,079 --> 00:30:55,400
is like a national.

585
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,279
Speaker 2: How crazy is that, Johnny, because everyone's talking about the

586
00:30:58,279 --> 00:30:59,880
death of the modern Republican Party.

587
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:02,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, right, Like, okay, So here's Clinton, Hillary

588
00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:06,359
Clinton this week talking about Trump's Israel policy.

589
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: Dude, this guy says, stop real quick, Uba now, true

590
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,960
communists means no government never happened.

591
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: Never happened, true one never happened.

592
00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: This guy Obama, oh Boomboo or whatever his freaking name is,

593
00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:27,240
right here, you buy now. By now it say you

594
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:34,960
buy now. True communism means no government, never happened, never happened.

595
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 3: It's never happened.

596
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,279
Speaker 2: You keep living in a fantasy land that you think

597
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:49,960
that you're consolidating power. Okay, you're consolidating power China. Oh no, true, God,

598
00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,920
where is it. It doesn't exist, and it's never gonna

599
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,839
exist because in every single person, every single one of them,

600
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,079
every one of these woke, open mind, I did motherfuckers

601
00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:05,920
who want communism. There is a third world dictator who

602
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,559
wants to rule the iron fist.

603
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now now Marx in his like hypothetical enriched

604
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,519
kid rich kid in society. The final stage of communism

605
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:19,799
is like a stateless, classless society. And they'll they can't

606
00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:22,400
even get to the first step. It'll never happen.

607
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,519
Speaker 2: It's never gonna happen, Johnny, because what you're saying is

608
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:29,839
there's no ego, there's no egos.

609
00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:32,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's.

610
00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:37,519
Speaker 2: Never gonna happen, dude, Human nature will never allowed to happen, ever.

611
00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: Never, ever. Here's Hillary Clinton again, this is highlighting this

612
00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:47,440
split in the Democratic Party. Uh, talking about Trump's policy

613
00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:48,559
with respect to Israel.

614
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 13: Well, you're absolutely right when I was secretary. It was

615
00:32:53,599 --> 00:33:00,480
a constant uh you know theme by Uhho and his

616
00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:04,839
then government, the then Defense minister A Hood Barack, the

617
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:10,920
former Prime minister. It was relentless. It was a constant push.

618
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,880
You know, I remember what would he say to you?

619
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,400
What what would he say to you? He would basically say,

620
00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:23,119
we need, we need to you need to support us

621
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,680
in attacking Iran. And back then this was you know,

622
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:30,640
two thousand and nine to the end of twenty twelve,

623
00:33:32,359 --> 00:33:37,480
we had more capacity than Israel did on several fronts

624
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,079
to do that.

625
00:33:40,079 --> 00:33:43,799
Speaker 2: So this is a lady who literally said she would

626
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:48,000
flatten Iran. This is revisionist history. This is the woman

627
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:51,160
who was involved. As I keep hearing Obama talking about

628
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:57,440
slavery three hundred years ago, is hurt him and John

629
00:33:57,519 --> 00:34:02,119
McCain are responsible for the illegal assassination of Momar Kadaffi,

630
00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:06,920
which is caused open air slave trades in Libya today,

631
00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:08,599
not three hundred years ago.

632
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: Today. And I watched black comedians who.

633
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: I love, who I think are hilarious in LaDue jokes

634
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,800
about owning slaves. Do you understand none of this is real,

635
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:25,440
It's all bullshit. It's all a gay magic trick. Okay,

636
00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:30,239
you know what we're talking about, Johnny, hot gay sex,

637
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:35,960
hot gay sex. We're talking hock hockey.

638
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:37,639
Speaker 1: You can hear me, right, I got the thing went,

639
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,280
I can hear you Johnny, all right. So she eventually

640
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,360
gets to her point here.

641
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,519
Speaker 13: An argument that we would have and you know, I

642
00:34:45,559 --> 00:34:50,760
remember one day I was on the phone for hours

643
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,639
with a hood with BB, with others, you know, and

644
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,039
they would say things like, you know, our planes are

645
00:34:57,039 --> 00:35:00,199
on the tarmac, and I'd say, well, good luck, I mean, eight,

646
00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:02,559
why are you doing this?

647
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 14: Where else would planes be yes?

648
00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:09,559
Speaker 13: But I'm the tarmac ready to take Yes, although they'd

649
00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:13,239
be in the hangar, but they were on the tarmac, and.

650
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 14: You know, you would you would say things.

651
00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 1: So you're saying you were there, were you were? You

652
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,440
were being.

653
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 14: Played all the time, all the time, I mean by

654
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,920
an ally that receives an enormous amount of aid. Well,

655
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,079
of course, and look BB's.

656
00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:35,079
Speaker 1: Been uh okay, sorry, that's the that's actually the okay.

657
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:36,760
So that's the first part of this interview, and then

658
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,320
there's another part where she talks about hold on, I

659
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,119
Gotta where she gives her assessment of Trump's policies and

660
00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:50,000
I thought that's what this was. Hold on the guy

661
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:54,079
later in the interview, Yeah, here it is. Okay, asks

662
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:56,960
her to say something positive about President Trump is kind

663
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,840
of the context of this answer, and it really tells

664
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,159
you kind of how the Democrats and the Republicans on

665
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:05,119
this on this stuff are pretty close to each other.

666
00:36:05,679 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 14: I'm going to say something positive about Trump.

667
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,519
Speaker 15: Actually, he didn't even ask her to hold on.

668
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:15,159
Speaker 11: Okay, I've got a grip on my chair right now.

669
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 14: Trump's twenty point plan for Gaza is actually a pathway.

670
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 13: To security for Israel, reconstruction for Gaza, and the possibility

671
00:36:38,599 --> 00:36:44,559
of self determination, however defined for the Palestinians. There are

672
00:36:44,599 --> 00:36:48,119
a lot of people who, you know, reject it because

673
00:36:48,119 --> 00:36:52,719
Trump did it, but it's the only game in town.

674
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,559
Speaker 14: There's nothing else. I really believe if we.

675
00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 13: Took this twenty point plan, which starts with, you know,

676
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,960
the disarmament of Hamas.

677
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the minute you say that be accomplished.

678
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: Listen. Stop.

679
00:37:10,599 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: There are times where Hillary realizes that you realize that

680
00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:17,360
Hillary has no clue what's happening on the Internet, and

681
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,599
she thinks that we're still in twenty ten before the

682
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:22,960
internet really started cooking.

683
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 3: Okay.

684
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,599
Speaker 2: And the fact that she says disarm Hamas when we

685
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,920
know that Israel has been paying Hamas like twenty million

686
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,440
dollars a month or whatever that number is for whatever

687
00:37:36,559 --> 00:37:42,360
period of time a lot. Okay, Oh, every single and

688
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:48,880
this is where I lose everybody, every single Wahabbi Muslim

689
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:56,599
extremist group was funded, created, trained, armed, and funded by

690
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:59,800
the United States, Israel, and Saudi Arabia.

691
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:01,519
Speaker 1: Facts.

692
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 2: Okay, these are facts. And when she says, we got on, dude,

693
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,960
your everyone knows you're full of shit.

694
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,079
Speaker 1: We have to stop sending money to Hamas and funding

695
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:17,280
and training all of the militant groups that oppose us.

696
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,199
That's what she really, that's it.

697
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's still people in the fucking yeah, they're

698
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,960
saying there is American boots on the ground in Lebanon.

699
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:27,199
We have now gotten to the point where now they

700
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,440
don't like they like, I've been waiting for this moment

701
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,639
where they're like, why do we follow as occult rule

702
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:34,519
where we have to do their wishes?

703
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: Why do we have to do that?

704
00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:38,639
Speaker 2: And if there are boots on the ground in Lebanon,

705
00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:46,039
that is treasonous, that is beyond treasonous. And they want

706
00:38:46,079 --> 00:38:48,800
your kids, your sons, your daughters to die for the

707
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,039
greater Israel project.

708
00:38:50,599 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, but took all of the twenty points so that

709
00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:59,000
it wasn't just disarmed Hamas and you know, maybe do

710
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:02,719
some reconstruction and you know, build some hotels, resorts on

711
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,000
the coast. But if you really took the whole approach

712
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:11,079
that is embodied in that twenty point plan, and I

713
00:39:11,159 --> 00:39:15,440
know there are people who are working to try to

714
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,119
move forward on that, there is a glimmer of a

715
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,239
possible path forward.

716
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: That's high praise for her from her. By the way,

717
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,599
for him again, that highlights the Boomer schism and the Democrats.

718
00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:33,599
And then you have even mar Now unbelievably saying that

719
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,000
he might vote for a Republican in the next election

720
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,280
because of that. Dude, think about Bill Maher. His entire

721
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,000
life is dedicated to democratic politics. He gave a million

722
00:39:44,199 --> 00:39:46,440
dollars to Barack Obama.

723
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:49,159
Speaker 16: And listen to this, like, if this is where the

724
00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:53,280
Democratic Party is going, where this democratic socialist, this obsession

725
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,400
with Israel, with the Jew hating with they don't believe

726
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,920
in capitalism, no prisons.

727
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:00,639
Speaker 1: If this is where they're going, I vote is.

728
00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 16: In play, Okay, And I like to hear that it

729
00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:04,800
actually always has been.

730
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 3: I just every year.

731
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 15: I don't if you're listening to Holme's sitting with jad Basin.

732
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,159
Speaker 2: He can go fuck himself, Okay, Bill Maher can straight

733
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,960
up go fuck himself. Okay, Like Bill Maher's been this

734
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:21,760
guy that's been this white supremacy fucking is everywhere, under

735
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,800
your couch, in the air, in the closet, outside your window.

736
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,079
Speaker 1: And now when when.

737
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: Everyone gets it, this is my problem, I said today,

738
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,800
it's gonna cause me problems. There's that chick who's like,

739
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:37,480
who was some rich chick who woke up to that?

740
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:41,599
Oh my god? And she plays off white. She's Jewish okay,

741
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,719
and Dana hears this, she gets mad at me. Okay, listen,

742
00:40:46,039 --> 00:40:51,079
she's she's talking about how white people are afraid of

743
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:56,079
brown excellence. All right, I'm sick and tired of it.

744
00:40:57,039 --> 00:41:00,639
I'm sick and tired of one group being able to

745
00:41:00,679 --> 00:41:04,360
criticize this other group, and then when it comes back

746
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,280
at them, they act like there's an epidemic going on.

747
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:13,119
No protecting classes. Everyone gets called down their shit.

748
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 1: All right.

749
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 3: I'm over it, dude, I'm over it.

750
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:18,679
Speaker 1: All right.

751
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: These guys are in denial. Everyone knows who's behind nine

752
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,519
to eleven. Everyone knows who's behind JFK, everyone knows who's

753
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:31,719
behind the USS Liberty, and they just want to act

754
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:37,360
like it's completely unwarranted. And Hillary Clinton's even though she's

755
00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:41,599
one of the most corrupt people ever walk planet Earth. Okay,

756
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:47,760
she even said it. They played them constantly, right, and

757
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,679
this guy keeps thinking that they're just just want to

758
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:56,599
be left alone. There's called the Greater Israel Project. That's

759
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:57,800
what this is all about.

760
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: Just let him finish that thing.

761
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 16: Make my decision by who is an R A D.

762
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:05,679
I actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat

763
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,880
was probably better, sure and voted for them, okay, and

764
00:42:09,039 --> 00:42:11,440
Trump can't run again and he'd be a little too

765
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,000
exciting for me anyway, So.

766
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,199
Speaker 11: It's either going to be you or Rubia.

767
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:20,079
Speaker 1: Like anyway. He goes on to talk about you know,

768
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,119
you guys have to He continues that, by the way,

769
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,960
by saying it's gonna be you, Arubio. But you guys

770
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,440
have to stop this election denial stuff. Okay, if you

771
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,880
want my vote, you got to stop.

772
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:35,760
Speaker 2: Nobody wants your vote, shake your vote, shoving up your eyeah.

773
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,199
Speaker 1: This is a problem for This is a real problem though,

774
00:42:38,199 --> 00:42:40,159
because these are the These are the people that vote.

775
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:42,800
These old guys are the people that vote. Like, here's

776
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,159
Alan Dershowitz trying to sell his book and is also

777
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:51,480
being accosted on the streets. Here, what did you do in

778
00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:55,679
your life doing promoting his book, holding it up, doing

779
00:42:55,679 --> 00:43:00,320
like a president. It's called the ten Big and Tea

780
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,480
Israel Lies by Alan Dershowitz, and I.

781
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 2: Mean, my god, buy it and use it for toilet paper,

782
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,960
wipe your ass with it.

783
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you?

784
00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:14,199
Speaker 3: What did you and your wife do? On Epstein's Islands?

785
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,559
Speaker 2: So funny because you watch you watch Alowitz. He's at

786
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,280
an age right now where he's not as fast as

787
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,119
he used to be, and you watch him calculating ship.

788
00:43:26,039 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 15: Yeah, we saw that clip of him, Yeah, where he

789
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,480
was like, well right.

790
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 2: There, you saw him like calculate, calculate nothing, keep moving,

791
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,960
you know. I'm just sorry, dude. I love everybody, dude,

792
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,159
It's just I'm over it, dude. I'm fucking the.

793
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:42,679
Speaker 1: Way I found what you were talking about. Wiener's response

794
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,360
to being confronted so often in the streets. This was

795
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,440
his take on it on CBS.

796
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,159
Speaker 17: News on free speech. You know, he says beyond from

797
00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:56,119
beyond free speech. You know, I represent San Francisco. We

798
00:43:56,199 --> 00:43:59,400
have a very robust democracy and people do not hesitate

799
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,440
when agree or disagree with me. People will challenge my views,

800
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,039
will have conversations. People will sometimes record me. And that's

801
00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:09,880
all fine, that's all protective for some amendment speech. Here

802
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,400
it was different. I went to the park to attend

803
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:17,360
the trans march, attending a trans led uh Pride Shabbat first,

804
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:20,960
and I was and these folks ran to.

805
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 1: A trans led Pride Shabbat.

806
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 17: Towards me and swarmed around me. They were a few

807
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:32,199
of them touched me. Oh they were, you know, screaming

808
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,599
at me while they were doing it and trying to

809
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:36,760
bully me and intimidate me out of them.

810
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 2: Because Scott, do you think he has anything to do

811
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,920
with you try trying to make it legal to sdomize children.

812
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,519
Speaker 1: Do you think I has anything to do with it?

813
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 3: Oh?

814
00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: Boy, what an asshole? Anyway, But this is you know,

815
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:56,559
you're really starting to see the fault lines in the

816
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:59,400
Democratic Party. This could be the end man like as

817
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,280
a national that wins national elections. Now, they did say

818
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,840
that about the Democrats when Trump won and the whole

819
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,440
tea party thing, and then they.

820
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 3: Hillary Clinton started the election denial.

821
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 2: And most election denial people also think George Bush stole

822
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,679
it from Al Gore. So it's like I get called out, Oh,

823
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,480
you're just met at your team one my team. I

824
00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:26,239
defended Al Gore. I defend Thomas Massey against another Republican.

825
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:32,400
I defended Bernie Sanders against Hillary Clinton, a Democrat. And

826
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,800
the only time it's been a Democrat versus a republic

827
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,280
well Trump, I mean, like, yeah, we're talking like five

828
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,280
or six and two of them are Republican getting screwed

829
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,079
by Democrats.

830
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,119
Speaker 3: Most of it's both sides of the party. It's like ridiculous.

831
00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: Speaking of Thomas Massey, by the way, one of these

832
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,880
kind of TMZ style gonzo got youa I love this

833
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,760
video front of him and uh in the park it

834
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:07,280
seems with with his little dj I Osmo pocket mobile

835
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,719
whatever the hell camera there and Thomas Massey just dunks

836
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,599
all over his bald head. Check this out.

837
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 6: So let me ask you.

838
00:46:15,119 --> 00:46:16,599
Speaker 3: I heard that you like gay porn?

839
00:46:19,199 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: What kind of arms?

840
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,199
Speaker 3: I just want to give you a chance, your.

841
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,639
Speaker 2: Chance to give you get Are you a real news

842
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,679
organization or.

843
00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:29,519
Speaker 8: Not, he works for man, all you got to say

844
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:31,679
is you don't like you that you haven't been to

845
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:32,559
those websites.

846
00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh dude, look how quick he's walking away and he's waddling. Dude,

847
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:46,599
is that a real news organization?

848
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 3: Is this what you do for a living?

849
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,199
Speaker 1: Man?

850
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,599
Speaker 3: I mean, you just got curb stomped.

851
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,159
Speaker 1: That was Michael Bald's ball ball See. He is a

852
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,360
video journalist slash political correspondent featured by Newsweek, Fox Nails,

853
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:11,039
The Hill, People, Ape Washington, et cetera. Anyway, what a

854
00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:15,039
great one that Thomas Massey. I'm sorry we're losing him. Uh,

855
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:17,800
you know what, he's number one. And there's a reason

856
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,679
Blue Cheo is number one, the number one brand for

857
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,159
better sex. You can experience it yourself at blue choo

858
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:28,000
dot com. That's the place you can get blue Choo Gold.

859
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,360
Tell them about Blue Schoo Gold, Sam.

860
00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: It's just the number one ed pill for functioning, for

861
00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:40,599
high function, for dropping mad d some godzilla dick on

862
00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:43,920
some unsuspecting holes, like they don't expect you to go

863
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,920
that hard in the paint and then they thank you

864
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,039
for it. Just hit it and they're like, okay, just

865
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:51,280
you know, I know, I know, you're just a human being.

866
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: What is that?

867
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: Bang bang pow bam. It sounds like you know what

868
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,360
women need, Sam, And that's I do know what women need.

869
00:47:59,639 --> 00:48:02,199
Speaker 3: Believe it or not. They need something else than me,

870
00:48:02,599 --> 00:48:03,840
but they keep falling.

871
00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:09,079
Speaker 1: For stability, reliability. You can be her rock with blue Chew.

872
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:12,960
They're sponsoring the podcast and sponsoring your bedroom performance. That's right.

873
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,159
With blue Chew, you're not just having sex anymore. You're

874
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:19,000
putting on a show. Your wiener not that wiener by

875
00:48:19,039 --> 00:48:21,480
the way, It's no longer just an organ. It's a

876
00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:24,960
star athlete. You're like a slugger in the nineties, juiced

877
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:27,039
up and ready to knock it out of the park.

878
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,280
You can break records with blue Chew Gold. It's better

879
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,480
sex and a tablet. They've combined four ingredients into one

880
00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:38,360
powerful solution. Two ingredients get y'all hard and to support

881
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,400
arousal and desire in the brain. It works fast and

882
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,199
it lasts. Guys have a complete experience in the bedroom

883
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,079
with Blue Chew Gold. And again, there's a reason blue

884
00:48:50,159 --> 00:48:53,159
Cheo is the number one brand for better sex experience

885
00:48:53,159 --> 00:48:56,000
at yourself at blue cheo dot com. And we've got

886
00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:58,199
a special deal, a very special deal for our listeners

887
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,519
right now. When you buy two months of bluech You Gold,

888
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,400
you get the third free with promo code broken. That's

889
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,519
promo code broken. You will also receive an additional ten

890
00:49:07,559 --> 00:49:11,199
percent off plus free overnight shipping on your first order.

891
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,840
Visit bluecho dot com for more details and important safety information.

892
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,159
And we thank blue Choo very much for sponsoring the

893
00:49:17,159 --> 00:49:18,840
pod and the bedroom.

894
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: We love blue Chow. Without you, where would we be.

895
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,280
There'd be less people on planet Earth. We love you,

896
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,480
Thank you blue Chow.

897
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:32,119
Speaker 18: Ba.

898
00:49:32,159 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: I went to Gettysburg in Pennsylvania, you know the battlefield,

899
00:49:35,519 --> 00:49:38,599
and we stayed in this old house Airbnb that was.

900
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,320
There's a funny story with the house where this general,

901
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,000
this Union general, as he was fleeing through town, he

902
00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:47,519
got thrown off his horse and so he just goes

903
00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:49,559
like something out of a movie, go dives over the

904
00:49:49,559 --> 00:49:52,400
fence which is still in the backyard, and lands in

905
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,760
the pig pen, the pig trough basically like under a

906
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,880
pile of wood, and just hides there for three days

907
00:49:58,599 --> 00:50:01,039
until the battle is over. And this old lady that

908
00:50:01,679 --> 00:50:05,159
lived there was would feed him when she went out

909
00:50:05,199 --> 00:50:06,639
and check on him. You know when she went out

910
00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:09,719
to check on the pigs. Shimmel Finnig was the guy's name,

911
00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:13,000
and they named the lane after him. But yeah, he

912
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:14,760
was just hiding out in the pig van for the

913
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,159
whole battle. We stayed in this house old ancient, like

914
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,760
from before the Civil War. There's still like driving.

915
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 3: We're like Wi Fi sucks now.

916
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: The WiFi was great, there's still chips in the bricks

917
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,599
and stuff where you know, people were shooting at Confederate

918
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,280
snipers that were in the top of the building. And

919
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,719
so we've been there a night and then the next

920
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:41,400
night we're outside and the ghost tour comes and stops

921
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:45,119
in front of our place and tells this story about

922
00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:49,159
how this sixteen year old girl was disfigured in the

923
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,639
house and got so depressed that she smashed all the

924
00:50:52,679 --> 00:50:55,679
mirrors and took down all the pictures of herself and

925
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:00,000
smashed them, and then she offers herself in the bedroom

926
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:03,639
room where where we're sleeping in this house. Dude, that's

927
00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:06,159
what we found out after we've been there two nights already.

928
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,639
It's like I would have never chosen this place, dude.

929
00:51:09,119 --> 00:51:10,920
I will say that I got no vibes at all.

930
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,239
No negative vibes, nothing, But that's not what you want.

931
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,679
You stay at a place and find out it's on

932
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,440
the ghost tour. Yeah, exactly, dude. They gotta tell you

933
00:51:19,559 --> 00:51:22,199
that they should have to. That's exactly what I was thinking,

934
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,840
that would you airbnb that I did?

935
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 15: Yeah, I did, but I didn't know.

936
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: Old historic, we're old, we're figured, disfigured.

937
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:32,639
Speaker 3: Lady just called it a day. I think they should.

938
00:51:33,559 --> 00:51:36,079
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you ghost hunters probably stay there all

939
00:51:36,079 --> 00:51:38,960
the time. John you should have done some ghost hunting videos.

940
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: This guy says, butterface, you.

941
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,119
Speaker 3: Should have liked done a ghost video, Johnny. If you're here,

942
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:47,760
show me your tits.

943
00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:51,119
Speaker 1: Gettysburg was great, though. I followed in the footsteps of

944
00:51:51,159 --> 00:51:53,639
my great great grandfather who was there at the battle.

945
00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:57,440
It was it was really you hear about it?

946
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,119
Speaker 3: Did you cry?

947
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:02,599
Speaker 1: No? No, you hear about the When you see the land,

948
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,880
the ground that these guys like charged over, it does

949
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,159
make you think if they had to do that, they

950
00:52:08,199 --> 00:52:10,800
couldn't find twenty guys to do that kind of stuff today,

951
00:52:11,039 --> 00:52:14,039
you know what I mean. It's just so I don't know,

952
00:52:14,079 --> 00:52:16,519
I don't know anybody who could do it. Certainly, I'm sure,

953
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:22,519
like like get the volunteer and by the hundreds of

954
00:52:22,519 --> 00:52:25,760
thousands to defend the country and then just charge in

955
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,159
the gunfire, you know what I mean? Like, which if

956
00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:28,440
there was.

957
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 3: An actual war, people would show up. I don't know,

958
00:52:31,639 --> 00:52:32,519
people would know.

959
00:52:32,639 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: But what caused? What cause? Can you possibly imagine what

960
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,880
we're gonna fight the Chinese over?

961
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,519
Speaker 3: Someone literally invades, like literally.

962
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: Invades, never gonna happen. The nearest thing is like the

963
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,280
Chinese invading Taiwan. What you're gonna sign up to go

964
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,119
defend Taiwan?

965
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 2: No, nobody, No, everything's everything's a banker war this time.

966
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,119
Speaker 3: But if someone showed up at our shores, people would

967
00:52:54,119 --> 00:52:54,559
show up.

968
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's never gonna you're a little soft, but

969
00:52:57,079 --> 00:52:58,840
you went soft on the focus. I think it's got

970
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,719
your books and focus.

971
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 3: You got your books and focus.

972
00:53:02,119 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 1: Your books are in focus. Bro, you got me, you

973
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,599
got men.

974
00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 2: You should have done that in blackface, just walk through

975
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,679
it in blackface.

976
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: You're like, this is what my family thoughtful. There were

977
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,800
people all around by the way that we're black face

978
00:53:17,519 --> 00:53:20,760
dress dressed up like it was the eighteen hundreds. I

979
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,760
don't I guess that's just something they do there I'm

980
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,920
not even talking about like military people, just like regular

981
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,280
people that were just walking around dressed like they're in

982
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,559
the eighteen hundreds.

983
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 2: Johnny, Johnny, if people, if adults go to Disneyland and

984
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,519
create gangs, you don't think there's gonna be people dressing

985
00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:36,559
up like Civil War reenactors.

986
00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 15: No, I'm not talking about the military.

987
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm talking about just people like women dressed in like

988
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,760
flowing skirts.

989
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:42,559
Speaker 3: You know that, Donny?

990
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:44,599
Speaker 2: How big do you How big do you think their

991
00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:48,639
bushes were? They had to have just I mean, seventies

992
00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:52,360
Bush was out of control, but like Civil War, Bush

993
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:57,880
had to be just just a forest dude just for it.

994
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: I gotta believe that.

995
00:53:59,559 --> 00:53:59,639
Speaker 8: Right.

996
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: Let's see, did they trim? Women generally did not trim

997
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,559
or shave their pubic hair, and oh my god, it

998
00:54:05,679 --> 00:54:09,159
had to be huge. Was considered a symbol of vitality.

999
00:54:10,079 --> 00:54:12,360
I wonder about underarm hair. I know they did it,

1000
00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:17,440
Uh trim underarm? Oh yeah, something says it's not bush,

1001
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,000
it's muff.

1002
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,039
Speaker 19: Oh.

1003
00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:20,199
Speaker 15: I don't like that word.

1004
00:54:21,039 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 3: You don't like muff.

1005
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,760
Speaker 15: That's a weird one. That's too old.

1006
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: Women in the eighteen sixties did not trim or shave

1007
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,960
their underarm or leg hair.

1008
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 15: So these these ladies are just.

1009
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:37,519
Speaker 1: You're making love to sasquatches. Dude, that's something. Uh yeah,

1010
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,800
people had to be way horny here back then. You know,

1011
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,639
I said that people wouldn't sign up to do courageous stuff.

1012
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:46,360
But then I I the other day, yesterday, I saw

1013
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:51,199
this video of what is supposedly Portuguese Special Forces training.

1014
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,639
Speaker 15: It's called the Tunnel of Death. Have you ever seen this?

1015
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 3: Dude? No, I don't watch people die.

1016
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: John, No, it's not by dying. No death don't don't

1017
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,159
you know I want to watch people die. It's just

1018
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,400
look what they do. Man. Okay, So if you're listening

1019
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:08,119
at home, it's like a it's like a simulated I

1020
00:55:08,199 --> 00:55:10,519
mean it's a real but it's on a training ground,

1021
00:55:10,679 --> 00:55:14,039
a like a drainage pipe or a sewer pipe, and

1022
00:55:14,079 --> 00:55:17,760
it's completely filled with water except for maybe the top

1023
00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:21,559
three inches. And these guys have to go on their backs,

1024
00:55:21,559 --> 00:55:24,840
floating in this water and push through this tunnel which

1025
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,360
is just wide enough and deep enough for them to

1026
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,280
pass through. Watch this, man, This makes me so uncomfortable.

1027
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:33,800
And they have their rifle with them, essentially pointed at

1028
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,559
their own head.

1029
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,039
Speaker 3: Look at that dude, I ain't doing that.

1030
00:55:38,159 --> 00:55:41,519
Speaker 1: I'm out you can I mean just your nose and

1031
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,400
a little bit of your mouth out of where like

1032
00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:46,400
and they and you only you can really use your

1033
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,639
feet to kind of push through.

1034
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 2: Okay, shop cheating, shop cheating clipboard, Stop cheating, dude, stop

1035
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,679
cheating that.

1036
00:55:56,679 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: And the water every time the water kind of laps

1037
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,119
over your nose, you know, you just inhale a little water.

1038
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:05,199
It's Portuguese special Forces training. Yeah, and they don't show

1039
00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:07,679
it in this clip, but above it is like everybody

1040
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:11,000
dies who goes in here something something like ominous saying

1041
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,519
above the tunnel.

1042
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:16,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't doing that, Johnny. I fight my fight

1043
00:56:16,679 --> 00:56:17,480
on the internet.

1044
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: Somebody still the cry myself to sleep keyboard Warriors, Yeah, okay.

1045
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:24,519
Speaker 3: I'm doing the battle on the internet.

1046
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:27,639
Speaker 2: I'll see you guys in the shit sewer of tunnel.

1047
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,079
Speaker 1: Dude, I ain't doing that.

1048
00:56:29,159 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 3: Bro.

1049
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,559
Speaker 1: Did you see the guy that was involved, Remember the

1050
00:56:32,599 --> 00:56:35,559
guy that got the rush that got swapped for Britney

1051
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:39,880
Grinder Tucker Uh was talking to him on his podcast

1052
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,280
because he just talks to everybody, it seems, and he's

1053
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,840
like offended that he got swapped for Britney Griner. It's

1054
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,400
pretty far. I love that dude, Victor Victor bout.

1055
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:53,519
Speaker 3: This guy's on like else Jones like, it's so crazy.

1056
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,760
We live in the weirdest world possible.

1057
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: Guy they called Russia's Merchant of Death is just doing

1058
00:56:58,719 --> 00:56:59,599
podcast rounds.

1059
00:56:59,599 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 3: Now.

1060
00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:04,679
Speaker 20: The Biden administration traded released you in exchange for the

1061
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:09,480
release of some women's basketball player on a marijuana charge.

1062
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:14,519
Were you surprised but it seemed asymmetrical.

1063
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 21: Brittany Grind, Yes, well, well, by one thing. For me,

1064
00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:23,320
this was literally some kind of insult. You know, at

1065
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,639
least they put well Paul will which I was expectactly,

1066
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:34,199
but on the Biden administration time, this maybe was only choice.

1067
00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:36,280
And this is why she was a black, she was

1068
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,559
a Lisbian, and she was a basketball fans. If not

1069
00:57:39,639 --> 00:57:43,760
for NBA fans who put a lot of pressure for

1070
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:48,000
Biden administration, ESPN was running every day a kind of

1071
00:57:48,079 --> 00:57:51,880
the stunt to you know, call attention that Brittany Grinder

1072
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,000
is still in Russian prison for almost nothing for some

1073
00:57:55,119 --> 00:57:58,119
you know, a small quantity of CBD oil, which is

1074
00:57:58,119 --> 00:58:01,480
forbidden in Russia. So they put a lot of pressure

1075
00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:05,280
so by the administration because they are succumbed to the

1076
00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:09,599
LGBT agenda and they need to bring you know, then

1077
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,000
in front of center of their you know, attention and

1078
00:58:12,079 --> 00:58:16,800
policy was forced by this kind of activism.

1079
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,239
Speaker 1: Anyway, I love that this guy. Why is it that

1080
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,400
Russian seem to be able to tell the truth about

1081
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,039
America American politics way better than most Americans can.

1082
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,159
Speaker 3: Because most Americans are on the payroll that are doing

1083
00:58:30,159 --> 00:58:30,719
the talking.

1084
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, perspective or something that they're allowed, and

1085
00:58:34,599 --> 00:58:35,039
they just.

1086
00:58:35,039 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 3: Can't come to grips.

1087
00:58:36,039 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 2: But it's two wings of the same corrupt bird, and

1088
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,960
they just keep playing this game of like one side

1089
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,639
gives a shit more than the other side.

1090
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 3: And here's a nice calling or a fucking a lesbian.

1091
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, there's a big story this week on sixty

1092
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:57,000
minutes about polymarket. Did you see that? So they have

1093
00:58:57,519 --> 00:59:04,039
been tracking trades on polymarket on items related to the

1094
00:59:04,119 --> 00:59:04,639
US millis.

1095
00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:05,559
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw this.

1096
00:59:05,719 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 1: I saw this, And so here's what they've found.

1097
00:59:10,719 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 22: This might be the most insane pattern we have found

1098
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:14,920
on polly market so far.

1099
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,239
Speaker 23: Based in Paris, Nicholas Weyman's small data analytics firm bubble

1100
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,239
Maps creates visualizations of bets on poly market to spot

1101
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:29,639
bubbles or clusters of suspect traders. One paradox of polymarket.

1102
00:59:30,039 --> 00:59:34,119
Everything about the trades is totally transparent and public, except

1103
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:36,599
the traders themselves remain anonymous.

1104
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,039
Speaker 1: This big cluster in the middle, no one talked about it.

1105
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 23: The firm's head of investigations goes by his online handle DS.

1106
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:47,719
He asked us to obscure his identity over.

1107
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,599
Speaker 3: By the way, if you know this guy, you're like,

1108
00:59:49,679 --> 00:59:50,599
that's Tom.

1109
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: Totally dude, That's exactly my thought. Look, they showed the

1110
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,400
whole side of his face.

1111
00:59:55,559 --> 00:59:59,639
Speaker 2: You're like, why is Tom wearing in uh, sunglasses? Indoors

1112
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,599
in a Oh? Is he back on coke?

1113
01:00:01,679 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: Again? If you were Tom, you and they told you

1114
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,880
they were going to obscure your identity and then you

1115
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,960
go on sixty minutes and half your faces on it,

1116
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,360
I would I would be You'd be pretty upset, right

1117
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:18,760
Like I'd be Why you wear the ski masks? Maybe

1118
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,199
it's not him, Maybe they use something because they do

1119
01:00:21,239 --> 01:00:23,599
that sometimes they use an actor handle DS.

1120
01:00:24,159 --> 01:00:27,199
Speaker 23: He asked us to obscure his identity over fears of

1121
01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:31,079
retaliation for his detective work. They shared for the first

1122
01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:34,360
time what they believe is a more egregious insider training

1123
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,760
case than gannon Ken.

1124
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,199
Speaker 1: Van Dyke's WI.

1125
01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:42,599
Speaker 22: Sputted nine point market accounts, all connected, who made collectively

1126
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:47,760
two point four million dollars betting almost exclusively on US

1127
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,800
military operations. Van Dyke made four hundred thousand. Here are

1128
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,880
two point four million, Get that dude, and no.

1129
01:00:53,039 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 15: Here's wait, hold on, there he was again.

1130
01:00:55,239 --> 01:00:58,519
Speaker 1: There's no obscuring of the identity. Look at this. Yeah,

1131
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,760
the guy's right there. This is good Bill.

1132
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 3: We're in that green shirt he always wears all the time.

1133
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,639
Speaker 1: That's that's the real betrayal. Like, if you're that guy

1134
01:01:07,719 --> 01:01:11,199
and you think sixty minutes is obscuring your identity and

1135
01:01:11,239 --> 01:01:12,440
it's just you and.

1136
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:16,239
Speaker 3: For we're a ninja outphit pussy Riot mask.

1137
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:18,599
Speaker 2: That'd be so great if he was in a Pussy

1138
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,039
Riot mask with like it was neon yellow with like

1139
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,199
bunny ears.

1140
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that that girl from Pussy right. I

1141
01:01:27,119 --> 01:01:30,599
thought she was kind of cute. They're a sy Oh totally.

1142
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:36,519
Speaker 22: Here are two. No, here's the crazy part. Ninety eight

1143
01:01:36,599 --> 01:01:37,599
person win rates.

1144
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:39,639
Speaker 16: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1145
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,519
Speaker 8: This is like winning the Watery multiple times.

1146
01:01:43,559 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 2: You know.

1147
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 23: The linked accounts made dozens of winning bets on the

1148
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,400
specific dates of pivotal moments in the war with Iran,

1149
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,679
even when the odds were low, the first US strikes,

1150
01:01:54,719 --> 01:01:58,599
the removal of Iran supreme leader, the announcement of a ceasefire.

1151
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,679
Speaker 6: How do we know this?

1152
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 3: Isn't someone who has really good instincts.

1153
01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,719
Speaker 22: Luck alone cannot explain those numbers.

1154
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,159
Speaker 3: If you know this, why don't federal prosecutors.

1155
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 22: Well, hopefully with your interview, they're going to know.

1156
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: This and they're gonna do nothing.

1157
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,599
Speaker 3: What are you going to go on to some general gun?

1158
01:02:16,719 --> 01:02:17,559
Speaker 1: Hey, you're cheating.

1159
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, okay, I just wanted you know, we

1160
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,719
know by I mean.

1161
01:02:21,599 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: Like, what are you gonna do? And it would have

1162
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,519
to be someone higher up that would know about multiple

1163
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:29,039
operations in different areas of the military.

1164
01:02:29,199 --> 01:02:30,639
Speaker 15: But have to be someone either in I.

1165
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 3: Mean, dude, this has Howard Lettock reading all over it.

1166
01:02:35,239 --> 01:02:38,519
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Yeah. And here's here's a little bit more from

1167
01:02:38,519 --> 01:02:42,599
that report from sixty minutes about polymarkets, just more concerning stuff.

1168
01:02:43,519 --> 01:02:45,960
I think the regulation hammer is going to come down

1169
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,039
on these things eventually.

1170
01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 19: Well, this is a classic graph than any commodities trader

1171
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,559
will will understand.

1172
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 23: Covell walked us through the morning of March twenty third.

1173
01:02:56,599 --> 01:02:59,519
Fighting had been raging for three plus weeks, and it

1174
01:02:59,559 --> 01:03:01,639
was a slip trading day in oil futures.

1175
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 19: If you see the chart, you'll see that no one

1176
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,159
is trading during that time period. Why would you trade

1177
01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:08,000
at that time? That doesn't make a lot of sense

1178
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:09,199
unless you have a real reason.

1179
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,639
Speaker 23: Then, according to data the financial firm LSEG provided us,

1180
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,400
suddenly it's six fifty am. More than eight hundred million

1181
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,880
dollars was staked on the chance of oil prices dropping.

1182
01:03:18,039 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: Wow.

1183
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,159
Speaker 23: Fifteen minutes later, President Trump posted on true Social that

1184
01:03:21,199 --> 01:03:23,679
the White House in Iran had quote very good and

1185
01:03:23,719 --> 01:03:27,679
productive conversations about any probilities the news and the price

1186
01:03:27,719 --> 01:03:29,360
of oil plummeting more than ten percent.

1187
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,199
Speaker 1: Dude, that's gotta be somebody in the White House like

1188
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,800
or Trump. Don't give no fucks. It's gotta be.

1189
01:03:37,119 --> 01:03:39,159
Speaker 19: What kind of profit is that resulting in? We're talking

1190
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:40,840
tens of millions, could be eighty million dollars.

1191
01:03:41,039 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 23: You see this graph and you think insider trading.

1192
01:03:43,639 --> 01:03:46,079
Speaker 19: That's a natural conclusion to draw. I can't know it

1193
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,280
without knowing what happened, but it's a natural conclusion.

1194
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:48,599
Speaker 24: To draw.

1195
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 23: Govill is not alone in finding this highly dubious. Sixty

1196
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,760
Minutes has learned federal investigators are probing these oil market

1197
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,119
trades as well. What are the odds the government knows

1198
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:58,559
the identity of whoever.

1199
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,199
Speaker 19: Executed that if they go to the exchanges, they can

1200
01:04:00,199 --> 01:04:02,599
know that this could have been someoney inside the US.

1201
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,719
Speaker 23: This could have been someone from a foreign country, This

1202
01:04:04,719 --> 01:04:05,400
could have been a enemy.

1203
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,639
Speaker 19: Identifying who it was would be the secret to figuring

1204
01:04:07,679 --> 01:04:08,920
out whether it was insider trading or not.

1205
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,159
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like, I'm tired of answering your dumb questions.

1206
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,880
You know, Jackly, what's going on? You say, He's like, yeah,

1207
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:16,880
that would answer the question.

1208
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:21,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll just say yeah, anybody out there has

1209
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,400
insider information that they can give me to bet them,

1210
01:04:24,559 --> 01:04:27,599
I will. I welcome it. Come on broken SIM and

1211
01:04:27,719 --> 01:04:30,239
tell us No, don't come on broken SIM. Just get

1212
01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:33,239
in my DMS, find me on Instagram and I will

1213
01:04:33,239 --> 01:04:36,039
tell Sam and we will make money together and we

1214
01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:39,400
won't tell anybody, I promise. Yeah, dude, let us in

1215
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,280
and then we'll get arrest and blame for everything. No,

1216
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,280
we're not gonna get it, Ronny, I will throw you.

1217
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 3: Under the bus.

1218
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: It's Johnny, dude.

1219
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, compromising pictures of me. And he said, I had

1220
01:04:50,039 --> 01:04:52,960
to make these I had to make these bets or see,

1221
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,159
he's gonna put me out, turn me out of your.

1222
01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: H I gotta back do the thing where I go out.

1223
01:04:58,039 --> 01:04:58,920
Do you want to bring your date?

1224
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 3: Sam? Oh? John can I please?

1225
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 15: I'm asking you. I'm not saying.

1226
01:05:03,639 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 3: Johnny Canny, honey.

1227
01:05:10,559 --> 01:05:11,079
Speaker 1: Miami.

1228
01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:14,519
Speaker 2: Saint Peter's book Joke World once come on the podcast

1229
01:05:14,599 --> 01:05:22,679
and we can promote the festival. Lawrence Kansas, Lawrence Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Truther,

1230
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,519
Khan truth con what do he say?

1231
01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:27,239
Speaker 1: It was truth con or truth or Khan truth or

1232
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:28,760
Khan Truther or con.

1233
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,119
Speaker 2: I got changed the name the New Orleans for skating

1234
01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:34,679
fest and closing out the comedy Mothership. And then guys,

1235
01:05:34,679 --> 01:05:38,239
if you're feeling horny, can you take that down Johnny

1236
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:38,920
real quick?

1237
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,599
Speaker 3: Okay? Uh? If you're a really horny and I know

1238
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,840
you are, check out World War Debate. We had a

1239
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:44,880
big meeting today.

1240
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 2: Everything goes according to plan, we might have the biggest

1241
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,360
event of all time.

1242
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 15: Alex Stein, you said is going to be representing the

1243
01:05:52,039 --> 01:05:52,400
right wing?

1244
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: Is that right?

1245
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,719
Speaker 3: He says he'll do it. We'll see if it actually happens.

1246
01:05:56,159 --> 01:05:56,559
Speaker 1: Hop so.

1247
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 2: And but the thing that we're going for, we're going

1248
01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:02,159
big game hunting dude.

1249
01:06:02,719 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh really, Oh yeah.

1250
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 2: The numbers could be absolute insanity.

1251
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about it because it kind of happened

1252
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,400
in between shows. But this thing with Carlos Smancy, it's

1253
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:19,679
just so Carlo Spency, it just didn't report for six

1254
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:24,079
years income up to almost nine million dollars and that's

1255
01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:27,719
why he was arrested last week. It's This is the

1256
01:06:28,199 --> 01:06:32,239
district attorney in the La County DA announcing his arrest.

1257
01:06:33,639 --> 01:06:35,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's just unreal.

1258
01:06:36,199 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 3: Good afternoon.

1259
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: My name is Nathan Hawkman.

1260
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 9: I'm the Los Angeles County District Attorney.

1261
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:45,519
Speaker 1: With me up here is District Attorney Maria Ramirez.

1262
01:06:45,679 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 9: She's an assistant district attorney. We have Hoon Chun, a director.

1263
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 3: If there's anyone I will trust is Hoon Chun.

1264
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,719
Speaker 1: I have much respect for you, mister Chun Mason.

1265
01:07:03,079 --> 01:07:06,559
Speaker 9: And we have Michelle Hennessy. Michelle Hennessy is the new deputy.

1266
01:07:06,559 --> 01:07:09,119
Speaker 15: What is this guy's accent? Michelle Hennessy.

1267
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 2: I love that all these names are just something straight

1268
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,760
out of adult swim hoo.

1269
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 3: John Pure Hennessy.

1270
01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 1: This is this guy's voices. Is she barefoot? Oh no,

1271
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,000
she's got open toe. She went open toe.

1272
01:07:25,159 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 3: She does not care if a guy was wearing that.

1273
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 2: They would destroy her for her pants being too short,

1274
01:07:31,079 --> 01:07:31,840
because it's women.

1275
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 3: Guys don't understand. They're like, I guess that's not what

1276
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:34,800
women do.

1277
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 2: They wear short short pants, or she just accidentally dried

1278
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,239
them and they shrunk and she's like, well, don't have time.

1279
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,519
Speaker 9: My name is Nathan Hawkman, I'm the Los Angeles County

1280
01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:50,880
District Attorney. With me up here is Maria Ramirez, she's

1281
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:55,239
an assistant district attorney. We have Hoon Chun a direction

1282
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:59,920
is the man Eruption, and we have Michelle Hennessy. Michelle

1283
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:03,320
he's the new deputy in charge of a brand new

1284
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:06,920
unit that we have called the Business Tax Fraud Unit,

1285
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,599
a unit that actually got set up last month.

1286
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,719
Speaker 3: And this is their first case.

1287
01:08:12,239 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 1: And this first case involves.

1288
01:08:14,639 --> 01:08:20,520
Speaker 9: Charges tax charges against one of California's biggest tax scoff laws,

1289
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:25,800
the professional comedian Carlos Mencia, who's fifty eight years old.

1290
01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:29,359
Mister Mencia has one of those distinctions that you actually

1291
01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:33,720
don't want. He is on the California Franchise Tax Boards

1292
01:08:34,119 --> 01:08:38,560
list of the five hundred greatest tax delinquents in both

1293
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:43,199
personal and corporate income categories. So he's a two category

1294
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,920
California Franchise Tax Board award winner for an award you

1295
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,880
don't want as a tax delinquent. What we have now

1296
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:56,159
done today is mister Mencia has been charged with twelve

1297
01:08:56,359 --> 01:09:00,640
felony counts, six relating to his personal taxes that he

1298
01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:04,560
the tax returns he failed to file, and six relating

1299
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,640
to his corporate tax returns that he failed to file.

1300
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:12,399
In total, the amount of corporate and income that he

1301
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:17,000
failed to report for over six years between twenty nineteen

1302
01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:21,079
and twenty twenty four, as alleged in the charges, is

1303
01:09:21,159 --> 01:09:25,600
eight point seven million dollars. That translates into over three

1304
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:29,600
hundred thousand dollars of state tax. And that, by the way,

1305
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,640
we're not even dealing with whatever federal tax obligations he

1306
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,079
may have also not complied with.

1307
01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:41,279
Speaker 25: Mister Now, it is the opinion I am taxation is

1308
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:43,479
threat fast. I was about to say, is the effect

1309
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:48,439
of taxation is faft free Carlosmincia. But dude, they'll come

1310
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:49,279
for you, bro.

1311
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,520
Speaker 1: Now The official opinion of this podcast is that taxation

1312
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:57,680
is theft. We are on the record, but it couldn't

1313
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,520
happen to a better guy, really happening. Know, I'm not

1314
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:04,359
getting into that, you know. I mean, like I hope

1315
01:10:04,359 --> 01:10:07,079
you can't. I mean, you gotta you gotta at least

1316
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,960
play at paying, you know what I mean, Like you.

1317
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 2: Gotta pay, dude. I mean, especially when you're making that

1318
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,039
kind of money. You know, you're an easy target. You're

1319
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:20,319
not like they don't, they don't. The system doesn't lose

1320
01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:24,680
anything by taking you out. You're expendable, right, You're not

1321
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,920
on a TV show, You're not in movie.

1322
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,279
Speaker 3: Player, nothing, You're you're not nothing.

1323
01:10:29,319 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 2: I mean obviously he's crushing kind of money. Yeah, You're

1324
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,920
not like an a valuable asset. So it's like, you know,

1325
01:10:39,079 --> 01:10:41,479
it's just like you gotta know when you gotta play

1326
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:53,600
the game. You gotta know when to hold them where hold.

1327
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,039
Speaker 1: You gotta see.

1328
01:10:53,039 --> 01:10:55,560
Speaker 2: That's why, dude, if you're making that kind of money,

1329
01:10:55,600 --> 01:11:00,359
you gotta get out of California. Dude, you gotta get

1330
01:11:00,359 --> 01:11:02,800
out of California, dude. Johnny Froze, am I frozen.

1331
01:11:03,079 --> 01:11:03,119
Speaker 11: No.

1332
01:11:03,239 --> 01:11:06,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to read something something said some Christmas story.

1333
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:10,119
I don't know, but somebody's complaining in the comment.

1334
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 3: People are always complaining, it's unbelievable.

1335
01:11:14,319 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 15: You know, what do you think? So wait, what do

1336
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,279
you think?

1337
01:11:17,319 --> 01:11:19,199
Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, a couple of years of not paying

1338
01:11:19,199 --> 01:11:21,119
his taxes and he's just like, I guess I'm getting away,

1339
01:11:21,119 --> 01:11:23,479
but I don't. They don't notice I'm not paying millions

1340
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:26,720
of dollars taxes on millions of dollars of income. Is

1341
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,640
that what you think? I mean, what is going on there?

1342
01:11:29,359 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 3: I think I I you know, I bet.

1343
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,079
Speaker 1: There's more to this. I bet he's what he must have,

1344
01:11:35,199 --> 01:11:37,920
like an accountant or something that was just although that

1345
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,840
would then that would be on the account. It's crazy.

1346
01:11:41,079 --> 01:11:41,720
This is crazy.

1347
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:45,520
Speaker 2: I think it's just this kind of attitude like fuck them,

1348
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:46,479
what they're gonna do to me?

1349
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 3: You know, And it's just like I hope he gets

1350
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:49,159
it taken care of.

1351
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.

1352
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:58,239
Speaker 2: I mean, it just sucks because taxation is theft. Is theft, theft,

1353
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:03,359
you know, it's one theft. It shouldn't be done. You

1354
01:12:03,359 --> 01:12:05,760
shouldn't have to. I mean, we're printing money, why are

1355
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,600
we paying out taxes? And it's like you made what

1356
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,319
when it say six eight million dollars, how much do

1357
01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:12,239
they say he made.

1358
01:12:12,039 --> 01:12:14,119
Speaker 1: Over eight six year six million?

1359
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,600
Speaker 2: So you're making a million dollars a year, dude, They're

1360
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,239
gonna come for you, bro, and it fucking sucks.

1361
01:12:21,039 --> 01:12:24,680
Speaker 3: The worst part is, by the way, the worst part, Sorry,

1362
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:25,119
coach up.

1363
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,399
Speaker 15: Don't you love that they keep a ranking like they

1364
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:28,479
got a power ranking of.

1365
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,159
Speaker 2: No, damude, Like, dude, they you would be a first

1366
01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:36,079
pick in a tax fraud fantasy draft.

1367
01:12:36,199 --> 01:12:40,560
Speaker 3: Dude, congratulations, bro, No, here's a crazy thing.

1368
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,720
Speaker 2: If he had if he had an accountant and he

1369
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,640
did it, he wouldn't have to pay that kind of

1370
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,600
money because he'd have so many write offs.

1371
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,560
Speaker 1: It would go way fucking down.

1372
01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 15: How do you not have an accountant?

1373
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,079
Speaker 16: Though?

1374
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:55,199
Speaker 1: When you're making that much money, you're like a business

1375
01:12:55,399 --> 01:12:57,960
entity at that point. You employ people, you don't have

1376
01:12:58,039 --> 01:13:01,600
an accountant somebody doing your taxes. It's just so much about.

1377
01:13:01,319 --> 01:13:05,079
Speaker 2: Either if you're making seven figures a year, you gotta

1378
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:09,199
get an accountant, dude, or you gotta get Dana.

1379
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 1: Like he's actively on the road, right, he tours all

1380
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,399
the Does he still tour? He does? Right?

1381
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1382
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,279
Speaker 1: He tours a lot. Yeah, I mean the guy's a

1383
01:13:16,319 --> 01:13:17,159
great comic.

1384
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:20,199
Speaker 2: He just got caught doing some stuff and then on

1385
01:13:20,239 --> 01:13:22,520
top of that, he doubled down they wasn't doing it,

1386
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:27,840
which causes him to which causes him to put off

1387
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:31,359
his redemption because he's calling everybody a liar and this

1388
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:33,239
is just consistent.

1389
01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:35,399
Speaker 1: With what's going on. Yeah, dude, he tours all the time.

1390
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 15: Here something that's interesting though.

1391
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:39,119
Speaker 1: He's got dates coming up, Like on the first of July,

1392
01:13:39,239 --> 01:13:41,880
he's gonna be at Kimmel's in Vegas, Like, like, is

1393
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,119
that is that happening? Is he is he? I mean

1394
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:47,680
he's out, He's out. Was he gonna make money?

1395
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 5: Now?

1396
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:48,720
Speaker 1: Is this? Is he gonna be?

1397
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:48,800
Speaker 2: Like?

1398
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,079
Speaker 3: Remember we have to pay it all out, dude.

1399
01:13:51,399 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 1: Remember Willie Nelson when he like went bankrupted because he

1400
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:56,239
owed the irs so much money. Everybody started just throwing

1401
01:13:56,279 --> 01:13:58,000
money at him, and he did. He went touring and

1402
01:13:58,039 --> 01:14:01,079
released music to pay the high respect.

1403
01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:04,039
Speaker 2: I mean having to Bobby Lead didn't pay taxes forever.

1404
01:14:04,359 --> 01:14:07,000
He literally had to do a college tour where all

1405
01:14:07,039 --> 01:14:08,479
the money went to the irs.

1406
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,159
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, that's crazy.

1407
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:13,319
Speaker 1: Golly, that stinks, man.

1408
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 3: It stinks.

1409
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 2: It stinks, But you got to play the game. You

1410
01:14:18,039 --> 01:14:20,399
got to no write offs. You have to write all

1411
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:21,600
this shit off, dude.

1412
01:14:23,079 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're if you're in comedy like touring

1413
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,239
is there's so much you can write off.

1414
01:14:28,239 --> 01:14:31,199
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, right off your trips or this, or

1415
01:14:31,239 --> 01:14:32,880
people you employ, all this shit.

1416
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:33,399
Speaker 1: Dude.

1417
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:37,079
Speaker 2: You could be writing that all the way down. But

1418
01:14:37,199 --> 01:14:41,600
if you don't pay, you're screwed. You gotta constantly make payments.

1419
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,760
They don't even need that much, dude. They just want

1420
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,560
you to make payments. But you go what six years

1421
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,159
without paying, You're done, dude.

1422
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 1: His attorney uh entered a not guilty plea uh or

1423
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,119
he entered a not guilty plea and his attorney said,

1424
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,479
we are going to work out a disposition. The attorney,

1425
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:03,800
Dana Cole, said, everyone should pay their taxes. This is

1426
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,680
a mistake and we're going to fix it. There are

1427
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,479
reasons why this happened, which I'm not going to get into.

1428
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:18,159
Speaker 3: M Yeah, it's just hilarious. It's just it's just like, bro, listen.

1429
01:15:18,239 --> 01:15:20,119
Speaker 2: I would love to talk to him and be like, Bro,

1430
01:15:21,359 --> 01:15:23,039
we gotta play the game of life, dude.

1431
01:15:24,279 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: Okay, here's some more interesting Okay, So the Honduran born

1432
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:32,760
mex Mencia Honduran born by the way, whose birthname, as

1433
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:37,079
we remember is ned Wholeness, has remained in custody since

1434
01:15:37,119 --> 01:15:39,760
his arrest Thursday, but I saw him get out. Well

1435
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,039
this is this is like from a week ago, but

1436
01:15:42,199 --> 01:15:44,640
is expected to be released Monday, which he was after

1437
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,800
posting bail. His bail was initially set to two hundred

1438
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:52,479
and fifty thousand, but prosecutors secured a twelve seventy five hold,

1439
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:56,399
arguing the money used to post bond would have been

1440
01:15:56,520 --> 01:16:01,279
feloniously obtained, so they wouldn't let him post spawned because

1441
01:16:01,359 --> 01:16:04,039
the money he has should have been paid to the government.

1442
01:16:04,119 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 15: Isn't that crazy?

1443
01:16:05,319 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, they gotta take all of it.

1444
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,119
Speaker 1: On Monday, Cole moved to lift the hold his attorney did,

1445
01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:14,239
arguing that section twelve seventy five dot one does not

1446
01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:17,640
apply because failing to file tax returns is quote an

1447
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:22,560
offense of omission. Mencia faces twelve felon accounts for failing

1448
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:25,319
to file tax returns between nineteen and twenty four. As

1449
01:16:25,359 --> 01:16:27,680
we said, according to Cole, he owes the state about

1450
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:31,159
three hundred k. We saw that in the presser. That amount,

1451
01:16:31,199 --> 01:16:34,560
she said, should not justify a no bail hold.

1452
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,159
Speaker 3: No, I totally agreed, dude, I agree.

1453
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:39,920
Speaker 1: To Superior Court Judge John Reid agreed and said the

1454
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:42,560
hold should be lifted. He said the money didn't come

1455
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:45,920
from illegal sources, it just may not belong to him.

1456
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,319
Oh I see so, Oh his brother is gonna post it.

1457
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:53,319
Red agreed to Cole's motion to reduce bail to fifty thousand,

1458
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:57,520
which he said Mencia's brother will post since Mencia's assets

1459
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,479
have been frozen.

1460
01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:03,199
Speaker 2: Wow, when you look at Rachel e Er eight seventy

1461
01:17:03,239 --> 01:17:05,680
five three, who normally shits on me all the time

1462
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,640
in the comments section, she did a great vagina moji.

1463
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that. She has a great

1464
01:17:11,039 --> 01:17:12,359
vagina moji. Look at that.

1465
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:17,079
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, Johnny, she pounds on me.

1466
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:20,039
Speaker 3: She loves you so much and she just pounds. Look

1467
01:17:20,079 --> 01:17:22,840
at that. Johnny makes the show great. She just hates me.

1468
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:29,119
Speaker 1: No, there are people that say the same thing about

1469
01:17:29,119 --> 01:17:32,119
me all the time. So it's okay, listen, we all

1470
01:17:32,159 --> 01:17:32,520
get it.

1471
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:35,079
Speaker 2: I I just hope he gets out of his own way.

1472
01:17:35,199 --> 01:17:38,000
And you know, everybody loves to come back. I tell

1473
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,279
people that all the time. Everyone loves a comeback.

1474
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,079
Speaker 15: Yeah, all right, he's funny.

1475
01:17:44,119 --> 01:17:45,560
Speaker 1: Dude, he's funny. He's funny.

1476
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 2: It's not like he just he just like broke the

1477
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,479
golden rule, which is you don't steal other people's comment comedy,

1478
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,119
and if you do, you better pay him for it,

1479
01:17:55,319 --> 01:17:57,159
especially since you're making all that money.

1480
01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:59,680
Speaker 1: He really broke both the golden rules. Don't steal from

1481
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,039
the govern and then don't steal other people's coming.

1482
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it's stealing when it's your money.

1483
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 2: Don't not pay the government, and don't steal people's jokes.

1484
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:13,520
Speaker 1: As far as the government's concerned, it's stealing them. They

1485
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:18,159
print the money after all. So speaking of Mexicans or

1486
01:18:18,199 --> 01:18:20,920
you know, fake Mexicans, I guess uh, this is from

1487
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:22,680
the New York Post, but it was everywhere. Did you

1488
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,079
hear about the Batman of Mexico Mexican?

1489
01:18:25,319 --> 01:18:26,159
Speaker 3: I love this guy.

1490
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:27,600
Speaker 15: He's a vigilante.

1491
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:32,199
Speaker 1: He's wanted for chasing down suspected motorbike thieves and taping

1492
01:18:32,239 --> 01:18:36,279
them to lamp posts. These these Mexican motorbike thieves just

1493
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:39,399
run up to people and steal everything from them at

1494
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:44,479
knife point, at gunpoint sometimes, and they're appearing in this position,

1495
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:49,119
just duct taped to lamp posts with like marker written

1496
01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:53,600
on their faces, you know, like thief on their foreheads.

1497
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:55,840
A Mexican Let me just read the lead here. A

1498
01:18:55,880 --> 01:19:00,399
Mexican vigilante dubbed Batman very creative, is wanted by police

1499
01:19:00,399 --> 01:19:04,239
for allegedly chasing down suspected Why do police want him again?

1500
01:19:04,279 --> 01:19:07,880
It's it really is like Batman for chasing down suspected

1501
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,960
motorbike thieves around town and taping them to lamp posts.

1502
01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:14,239
At least five men were discovered helplessly duct taped the

1503
01:19:14,279 --> 01:19:17,640
street poles over ten days beginning in June thirteenth.

1504
01:19:18,319 --> 01:19:30,119
Speaker 2: Uh Batman, Satman, joh hey x she's in the in

1505
01:19:30,159 --> 01:19:33,640
the in the comment section creeping on the single mothers. Actually,

1506
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:37,560
how do you say I am Batman in Spanish?

1507
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:38,760
Speaker 1: Joe Si Batman?

1508
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 3: Joy Batman? But no, but Batman would even be something.

1509
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:50,159
Speaker 2: Like meet the proper noun it's guatto guatto x g

1510
01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:52,560
get in the comment section, stop creeping.

1511
01:19:54,399 --> 01:19:58,199
Speaker 1: Okay. So many of the alleged thieves had mustaches, cat whiskers,

1512
01:19:58,359 --> 01:20:00,600
whiskers and like I said, the Spanish war for thief

1513
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:05,119
scrawled on their faces. So he even like sharpied their faces.

1514
01:20:05,119 --> 01:20:09,760
The vigilante, whom cardenas referred to. I guess Cardenas is

1515
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:14,640
the police, someone in the police or something. I don't know. Yeah,

1516
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:19,000
it says Batman of Lagos de Morano left the allegedly

1517
01:20:19,039 --> 01:20:21,880
stolen bikes near the men to show off their crimes.

1518
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:24,319
Speaker 15: This guy must be some kind of badass though, right

1519
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,319
like them.

1520
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 1: That's what I'm wondering, like, because this one guy's got

1521
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:32,399
like his nose is busted up, his head actually.

1522
01:20:32,079 --> 01:20:33,680
Speaker 3: Will not write how to spell it?

1523
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:36,600
Speaker 1: Does he not know how to spell Spanish? I mean

1524
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,720
he well, he said his Spanish wasn't much better than

1525
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:42,319
his English. The other day, one photo captured two men

1526
01:20:42,399 --> 01:20:44,359
duct taped back to back on the pole with a

1527
01:20:44,399 --> 01:20:46,920
pink sign above their heads and a bike left in

1528
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,640
front of them. Police are treating the tied up men

1529
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:53,560
as victims and are attempting to catch the vigilante. State

1530
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:57,920
Security Secretary Juan Pablo Ernandez Uh said, according to the

1531
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:02,720
outlet the Thieves, this is ridiculous.

1532
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:05,119
Speaker 3: It's not very exciting.

1533
01:21:05,279 --> 01:21:06,680
Speaker 1: It's just YoSoy Batman.

1534
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:14,159
Speaker 15: That's what I said, YoSoy.

1535
01:21:19,239 --> 01:21:22,319
Speaker 1: Dude, this is a great story. We need more vigilantes, dude,

1536
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,159
I agree in this.

1537
01:21:23,279 --> 01:21:25,239
Speaker 3: We need to live in an eight.

1538
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:27,760
Speaker 1: Uh what is that show?

1539
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 3: We need to live in a Daredevil world.

1540
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:36,000
Speaker 15: Dude, you've been watching the New the New House of Dragon.

1541
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:36,600
Speaker 1: You want to see him?

1542
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 16: Yeah?

1543
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:41,800
Speaker 1: I love the first episode. Second episode was a little weird. Yeah,

1544
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:42,279
that's what.

1545
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,319
Speaker 2: That's what the That's what like Game of Thrones still

1546
01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:47,840
do is they'll just have an episode where it's like

1547
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,680
we got Scott pushed the Ford the story forward. This

1548
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:54,760
is a story arc story. Oh my god, Johnny put

1549
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,520
that off. That's the nicest thing I've ever seen. Oh

1550
01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:01,439
my god, Dan, it's gonna cry all Ip, Pollyanna, you

1551
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,279
are not forgotten.

1552
01:22:04,159 --> 01:22:06,039
Speaker 1: We love Amen.

1553
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,039
Speaker 3: Who are you? You'll show it.

1554
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:19,159
Speaker 1: So there's this big story, like the result of a

1555
01:22:19,199 --> 01:22:22,279
study on sunscreen that is kind of sweeping the internet.

1556
01:22:22,279 --> 01:22:26,920
Have you seen this sweeping the internet? And it is

1557
01:22:27,039 --> 01:22:31,920
it seems uh that sunscreen. I'll just let me see

1558
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:35,039
if I have a can find a video of it.

1559
01:22:35,399 --> 01:22:40,199
Sunscreen use has been correlated with negative outcomes like you know,

1560
01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:44,159
skin cancer and things like that. Let me see if

1561
01:22:44,199 --> 01:22:46,199
I can find a video of someone doing a recap

1562
01:22:46,279 --> 01:22:50,920
of it. Yeah, well, this is Matt Gates, but he'll

1563
01:22:51,119 --> 01:22:54,520
he'll I think he's interviewing someone who is an authority

1564
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:58,239
on the study. Hopefully is that the right note? That's

1565
01:22:58,279 --> 01:23:02,520
the other guy. Hold on just a second and here

1566
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:08,640
it is no wrong one again, dufaus, come on produce

1567
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:12,720
the show. Bro here we go Johnny produced the freaking show.

1568
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:19,399
Speaker 2: Matt Gates grew What a what a turd?

1569
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:24,039
Speaker 25: Have I been lied to as a Florida man about

1570
01:23:24,239 --> 01:23:26,159
sunscreen protecting me from cancer?

1571
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 1: Yes, it appears.

1572
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:33,039
Speaker 8: This massive study of over four hundred and seventy thousand

1573
01:23:33,079 --> 01:23:37,880
people confirms it. It's very worrisome that when they compared

1574
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:42,840
sunscreen users to non sunscreen users, the sunscreen users face

1575
01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:48,359
increased risks of all the major skin cancers. No exclaim

1576
01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:52,359
as cel tarcinoma. What is this guy so all of

1577
01:23:52,399 --> 01:23:53,479
these cancers were.

1578
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,399
Speaker 1: I want this guy to give me all kinds of

1579
01:23:55,439 --> 01:23:58,600
bad news. Is this guy from the.

1580
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:02,439
Speaker 26: Muppets, Carlos? We need you to come in. You're being

1581
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,920
arrested by the government right now.

1582
01:24:05,199 --> 01:24:09,800
Speaker 3: You have to today's episode spot you by sea for cancer?

1583
01:24:12,279 --> 01:24:12,479
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1584
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 1: I would this guy should give all bad news.

1585
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:18,199
Speaker 26: It's like, ah, but the ceasefire and Iran is broken again.

1586
01:24:18,399 --> 01:24:20,199
I'm so sorry everybody.

1587
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,560
Speaker 15: I just want all my bad names to come from him.

1588
01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:25,600
That would be great rh it.

1589
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,159
Speaker 26: Israel is bombing Lebanon once again.

1590
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:36,720
Speaker 8: Walk But the most worth finding was that invasive melanoma

1591
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:41,720
was three hundred percent higher higher risk in the sunscreen users.

1592
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:46,359
They accounted for skin color, time spent outdoors, and many

1593
01:24:46,359 --> 01:24:49,399
other things, sex age, and they still found these increased

1594
01:24:49,479 --> 01:24:52,600
risks of the cancers. When you use sunscreen all the time,

1595
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:56,479
you're blocking your body's ability to synthesize vitamin D, which

1596
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:59,199
is critical for cancer defense. So you do not want

1597
01:24:59,239 --> 01:25:01,800
to shut that off. A Jama study just came out

1598
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:05,720
and found all those active ingredients in the sunscreens get

1599
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:09,159
into your circulation. They get I'm sorry, Sam.

1600
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:14,239
Speaker 26: But you have tested positive for several STDs today, full

1601
01:25:14,399 --> 01:25:15,840
blown AIDS.

1602
01:25:16,199 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 1: They should they should synthesize his voice so and just

1603
01:25:19,039 --> 01:25:21,319
have an AI call you on the phone with your

1604
01:25:21,319 --> 01:25:24,800
test results. If it's bad and you hear that right away.

1605
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:28,880
Speaker 27: Scream at the full blown AIDS, I'm sorry to say.

1606
01:25:30,079 --> 01:25:33,000
We just want to say the guys doing great work.

1607
01:25:33,119 --> 01:25:38,760
It is funny people getting angry. People get real angry people.

1608
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:39,640
Speaker 3: Get real angry.

1609
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:45,640
Speaker 8: Body above FDA regulatory limits. So what I would say

1610
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,680
is avoid sunscreens if you really have to use it

1611
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:51,199
if you'll be out in the sun just burned, dude,

1612
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:54,680
midsummer day, That's all I do. Still want to use something.

1613
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:58,520
I would use zinc based sunscreen, not oxy ben zone.

1614
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,000
None of those hormone dis up being chemicals.

1615
01:26:03,079 --> 01:26:05,439
Speaker 2: Thank Johnny. Have you seen this? I want to show

1616
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:08,119
you something real funny right now here we go. You

1617
01:26:08,159 --> 01:26:11,880
see this, some yearbook put all the baby pictures in

1618
01:26:12,039 --> 01:26:13,880
and someone put baby Hitler in there.

1619
01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it's Baby Hitler got into the New

1620
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,000
Jersey Eastbrook Middle school yearbook.

1621
01:26:20,039 --> 01:26:21,560
Speaker 15: They had to recall it.

1622
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:24,119
Speaker 1: So good zooming bit. Can you just expand that?

1623
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:29,600
Speaker 15: What a good prank.

1624
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:34,800
Speaker 2: I don't even understand why everyone's so freaking angry. It's like,

1625
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:35,640
you gotta recall it.

1626
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:35,920
Speaker 1: Dude.

1627
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:38,119
Speaker 3: That thing's gonna be worth money. Can I buy one

1628
01:26:38,199 --> 01:26:38,640
right now?

1629
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:41,760
Speaker 1: I love, dude, you can make if you had that yearbook,

1630
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:43,560
you could make thousands on that right.

1631
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 3: Bucks, No way, I shut your faith. Shut your face,

1632
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:48,880
shut your face.

1633
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:54,760
Speaker 2: Oh man, that guy, shut your face, shut your face,

1634
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,239
shut your face.

1635
01:26:57,239 --> 01:26:58,880
Speaker 1: That guy's voice is the best.

1636
01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:06,880
Speaker 26: Guys, there's a high level of nuclear radiation. Yes, hello, folks,

1637
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:10,039
We're gonna be ascending to thirty thousand feet today, and

1638
01:27:10,039 --> 01:27:13,079
then the plane is gonna be hijacked and we're gonna

1639
01:27:13,079 --> 01:27:14,880
be crashing into the ocean.

1640
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:19,760
Speaker 1: We've been hijacked by Islamic shad. Walk and walk and

1641
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:24,239
walk every bit. You just can't be sad when that

1642
01:27:24,279 --> 01:27:27,199
guy's giving you the news. Really cannot be sad.

1643
01:27:27,359 --> 01:27:33,279
Speaker 26: And your grandma's died, has to say, but you have

1644
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:38,640
a triple cancer, samm A, Pollyanna, it's not gonna make it.

1645
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:44,720
Speaker 1: I'm afraid, all right, buddy, that was just rude. Hey, Johnny.

1646
01:27:46,239 --> 01:27:49,119
So the other night, I'm at the comedy store. Okay,

1647
01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:53,720
makes sense, tracks, tracks, totally tracks, you do that.

1648
01:27:54,279 --> 01:27:57,920
Speaker 2: And I'm hanging out with a bunch of comedians and

1649
01:27:58,039 --> 01:28:00,000
one of the comics he has a fan that's hanging

1650
01:28:00,159 --> 01:28:03,399
out there, and we're all just talking comedy and shop

1651
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:07,039
about good sets and bad sets. And this guy's like

1652
01:28:07,479 --> 01:28:09,680
this guy, he looks like a character out of Grand

1653
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:16,000
Theft Auto. And I say that we respect, okay, respect, And.

1654
01:28:18,159 --> 01:28:20,199
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm trying to remember that.

1655
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:26,800
Speaker 1: I got crazy. You got what shadow? The lights in

1656
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,159
here too harsh? I haven't, haven't. The lighting has got

1657
01:28:29,199 --> 01:28:32,760
disturbed whiles away and it puts this crazy like lights on. Anyway,

1658
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:33,279
don't worry.

1659
01:28:33,159 --> 01:28:34,880
Speaker 3: About we deal with it.

1660
01:28:35,039 --> 01:28:35,640
Speaker 1: What's happening.

1661
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:41,319
Speaker 2: Uh So, anyways, Josh Potter, that's who was Josh Parr's there.

1662
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:44,000
Speaker 3: Josh Parr's like, yeah, this is my he's I go,

1663
01:28:44,079 --> 01:28:44,520
how do you.

1664
01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:44,920
Speaker 1: Guys know it?

1665
01:28:45,159 --> 01:28:46,720
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, he's just a big fan of mine.

1666
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:49,039
That's cool. So we're all just talking shop.

1667
01:28:49,159 --> 01:28:53,399
Speaker 2: It's like me, eleanor Josh Potter and his fan and

1668
01:28:53,439 --> 01:28:54,680
we're just talking shopping.

1669
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:55,199
Speaker 1: I don't know where.

1670
01:28:55,239 --> 01:28:57,199
Speaker 3: This guy goes, yeah, I'm a white crip, dude. I

1671
01:28:57,239 --> 01:29:00,279
go what He goes, yeah, I'm a white crip. I go,

1672
01:29:00,319 --> 01:29:03,439
you're a white crib all the way?

1673
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,680
Speaker 1: Was this Shilah buff No, dude.

1674
01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:11,359
Speaker 2: This guy was like literally think Grand Theft auto character. Okay, okay,

1675
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:14,439
and I mean it with all respect. So we're hanging

1676
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:17,880
out and I go, did you go jail? He goes, yeah, no,

1677
01:29:18,239 --> 01:29:21,159
just got out. I go really, He goes yeah. I mean,

1678
01:29:21,199 --> 01:29:22,800
I don't know if he said just out, but he

1679
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,880
said he had been there, right, And I'm like, who'd

1680
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,760
you hang out with the whites of the black?

1681
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:30,319
Speaker 3: He goes to blacks, I'm a crip. I hung out

1682
01:29:30,319 --> 01:29:31,039
with the blacks.

1683
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:35,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, dude, that's crazy. So anyways, we're all

1684
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:37,520
talking about like, oh, how is this crowd?

1685
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:39,239
Speaker 3: How's that crowd? I don't know where.

1686
01:29:39,239 --> 01:29:41,079
Speaker 1: This guy goes, yeah, I just killed somebody.

1687
01:29:41,319 --> 01:29:46,720
Speaker 2: Okay, what I just killed somebody. I'm like, you did why?

1688
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,760
He goes, yeah, I just killed somebody. I go, you

1689
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,760
and you're just talking about it. He goes, I have

1690
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:54,680
already dealt with it legally. I go, what what do

1691
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,800
you mean? He goes, yeah, the guy tried to rob

1692
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:00,640
me and I shot him dead. And literally, dude, the

1693
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,199
guy said it like like he was talking about good

1694
01:30:04,199 --> 01:30:09,039
sets and bad sets, like it was just another day.

1695
01:30:09,159 --> 01:30:09,600
Speaker 1: Dude.

1696
01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:11,680
Speaker 15: I thought we were talking about killing here. What's the

1697
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:12,039
big deal?

1698
01:30:12,279 --> 01:30:14,720
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, yeah, we're talking about killing on stage.

1699
01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:16,640
Speaker 3: I'm talking about killing the streets, dude.

1700
01:30:17,239 --> 01:30:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, dude. He goes, yeah, dude just killed him.

1701
01:30:20,479 --> 01:30:20,640
Speaker 28: Man.

1702
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,359
Speaker 2: DA said it was self defense. I go was He goes, yeah,

1703
01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:26,800
they tried to rob me. I go, damn, dude, that's wild, bro.

1704
01:30:27,039 --> 01:30:30,880
Speaker 1: He goes, The streets are crazy. I go crazy for you, dude.

1705
01:30:31,119 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 15: Some people just living different lives, living.

1706
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:36,199
Speaker 2: Different lives, dude, and you know what, I go to him, Hey,

1707
01:30:36,199 --> 01:30:38,239
can you come on my podcast and talk about.

1708
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so, dude, I go, come on, man,

1709
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:46,119
come on my show. Respect to you for even asking.

1710
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:47,760
That would be awesome, buddy.

1711
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:51,760
Speaker 2: I would love to talk to somebody. And just dropped

1712
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:54,000
it like it was just another day.

1713
01:30:54,479 --> 01:30:56,319
Speaker 1: Well you know if he drops that like it's another

1714
01:30:56,359 --> 01:30:58,239
day that he's got stories, like.

1715
01:30:58,159 --> 01:31:01,720
Speaker 15: He's got stories, dude, that guy's seen some stuff.

1716
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:04,720
Speaker 2: And he was like chill, but you could tell like

1717
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:06,720
if it if it got crazy.

1718
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows he's got default setting.

1719
01:31:11,399 --> 01:31:13,359
Speaker 2: We were and I was like, I was like, dude,

1720
01:31:13,359 --> 01:31:15,399
this guy just kills him by and Eleanor is.

1721
01:31:15,359 --> 01:31:18,520
Speaker 3: Like really And it's like that kind of moment where.

1722
01:31:18,359 --> 01:31:21,399
Speaker 2: Eleanor's from the streets and she's like should I be

1723
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:22,720
concerned right now?

1724
01:31:23,119 --> 01:31:25,079
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, dude, three guys tried to rob me.

1725
01:31:25,119 --> 01:31:26,239
Speaker 3: I blast one of them.

1726
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:30,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, as you do you know? As you dude?

1727
01:31:30,439 --> 01:31:33,199
Speaker 2: I mean, like, dude, I would be every single episode

1728
01:31:33,239 --> 01:31:35,600
would start off go Johnny, do you ever hear about

1729
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:39,520
me killing that guy? Get because he tried to rob me?

1730
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,800
And you'd be like, dude, we've talked about the last year. Okay,

1731
01:31:43,279 --> 01:31:46,520
I just wanted to say I killed the guy.

1732
01:31:47,319 --> 01:31:49,039
Speaker 1: He's like yeah.

1733
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:55,439
Speaker 2: I was like, unbelievable, dude, unbelievable, bro, yeah, blasting him?

1734
01:31:56,239 --> 01:31:57,279
Speaker 3: She said, to blast him.

1735
01:31:57,279 --> 01:32:01,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, crazy ass Street from Pomona Dog.

1736
01:32:02,319 --> 01:32:04,199
Speaker 1: You see. Are you watching any of the World Cup?

1737
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:09,399
Why you're watching any of the world you see? So,

1738
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:13,079
Uruguay was expecting to do pretty well and they went

1739
01:32:13,119 --> 01:32:17,159
out early. And so they had the last game that

1740
01:32:17,159 --> 01:32:19,760
they had to go to and they go to get

1741
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,880
on their chartered flight and the Uruguay their football association

1742
01:32:25,159 --> 01:32:28,600
has canceled their charters and they had to fly commercial

1743
01:32:29,319 --> 01:32:30,600
just find their own.

1744
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:32,800
Speaker 3: Because they lost.

1745
01:32:33,159 --> 01:32:38,960
Speaker 1: According to a report by Martine Shakiro, uh Uruguay's football

1746
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:43,079
association canceled their charter flight, making players players had to

1747
01:32:43,079 --> 01:32:46,520
find their own commercial flights after their disappointing exit in

1748
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:48,520
the group stage for this, like you find your way

1749
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:52,399
back home, bro, unbelievable.

1750
01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:54,239
Speaker 15: In South America, will will.

1751
01:32:54,079 --> 01:32:54,640
Speaker 1: You look up?

1752
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:59,319
Speaker 3: The lady that predicted the who's gonna win? The uh?

1753
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:01,920
Look up? World Cup is fixed?

1754
01:33:03,279 --> 01:33:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1755
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:04,560
Speaker 15: Based on the colors?

1756
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:04,760
Speaker 6: Right?

1757
01:33:05,039 --> 01:33:06,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it.

1758
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:10,760
Speaker 3: I think she's wrong, dude, I think she's wrong. I

1759
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:14,159
think I think she's I think she got the wrong colors.

1760
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,680
Speaker 1: We'll see. Uh hold on, let me, I got it here.

1761
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:20,520
I think this is what you're talking about because I

1762
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:21,560
saw this too. Is this it?

1763
01:33:22,279 --> 01:33:24,159
Speaker 3: Yes? Exactly?

1764
01:33:24,319 --> 01:33:26,600
Speaker 1: Who's going to win this year's World Cup?

1765
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,279
Speaker 3: Stop?

1766
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:31,560
Speaker 2: And when you're a cute chick talking conspiracies, everyone watches

1767
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,000
your ship.

1768
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,560
Speaker 3: It's the biggest cheek code ever.

1769
01:33:35,079 --> 01:33:39,199
Speaker 2: Really, she has a dude, we should do ais of

1770
01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:42,479
us just looks like onlyfan and just be like, Hi,

1771
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:48,119
I'm Brittany, this is Brianna. We're the new host of

1772
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:53,279
Broken sam. Those old guys suck, so you got replaced.

1773
01:33:54,079 --> 01:33:57,760
Speaker 15: We get a TikTok, right, Conspiracy gals?

1774
01:33:58,199 --> 01:33:59,680
Speaker 1: Is that good? Conspiracy goals?

1775
01:34:00,159 --> 01:34:00,239
Speaker 6: No?

1776
01:34:00,279 --> 01:34:02,199
Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna call it smoke shows where

1777
01:34:02,199 --> 01:34:07,600
we just yelled, or no, that's a different show, or

1778
01:34:07,960 --> 01:34:10,800
conspiracy sluts is a different show. Uh No, this is

1779
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:14,279
conspiracy gals, And we are ai ourselves and just talk

1780
01:34:14,319 --> 01:34:18,319
about the most rudimentary like basic bitch. We could call

1781
01:34:18,359 --> 01:34:21,840
it even basic bitch conspiracies and and I bet I

1782
01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:24,560
bet we had a million views on a video before

1783
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:24,840
I do.

1784
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:28,279
Speaker 3: Too, Dude, Samantha and Johanna. That would be our names.

1785
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:33,840
Speaker 2: I'm Samantha, i'ma and we're the new host of Broken sim.

1786
01:34:33,479 --> 01:34:35,479
Speaker 1: No, it's not it's got to be a new thing.

1787
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:37,600
They can't connect it. You can't let that happen.

1788
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,560
Speaker 2: We were welcome to Basic Bitches where we were just

1789
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:43,199
hot chicks talking conspiracies.

1790
01:34:44,199 --> 01:34:48,439
Speaker 1: So hot, so hot. We'll talk about conspiracies in our

1791
01:34:48,479 --> 01:34:50,079
periods and that's just we're gonna.

1792
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:53,960
Speaker 2: Talk about getting our holes blown out and rabbits.

1793
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:55,640
Speaker 1: We're talking about holes.

1794
01:34:55,319 --> 01:34:58,279
Speaker 3: Getting blown out, but not our holes, rabbit holes.

1795
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:00,800
Speaker 1: I want to talk about my body count and then

1796
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:03,479
the Clinton body count. That's that's what the show is.

1797
01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:07,279
Speaker 2: Okay, what's higher my body count this weekend or Clinton's

1798
01:35:07,279 --> 01:35:07,840
body count?

1799
01:35:08,199 --> 01:35:09,000
Speaker 3: Tune in next.

1800
01:35:09,359 --> 01:35:11,319
Speaker 1: This show's brought you by Blue Joe.

1801
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:16,199
Speaker 3: Yes, I love it, Mainy, Mainy Meat, Monsta love.

1802
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:20,520
Speaker 4: We all know the Super Bowl conspiracy. Every year they

1803
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:22,439
give us the Super Bowl logo at the beginning of

1804
01:35:22,439 --> 01:35:25,199
the year, and the colors from that logo happen to

1805
01:35:25,239 --> 01:35:27,359
be the colors of both teams that end up playing.

1806
01:35:27,119 --> 01:35:27,800
Speaker 1: In the Super Bowl.

1807
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:29,560
Speaker 14: We all know there's a script for the NFL.

1808
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:30,640
Speaker 1: Well FIFA.

1809
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 4: FIFA has a script too, and it's right in front

1810
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:36,279
of our faces, and it's been very obvious this whole time. However,

1811
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:39,399
the World Cup logo itself is always black and white.

1812
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:42,439
But what you might not know is that every World

1813
01:35:42,479 --> 01:35:47,359
Cup has official colors, and those colors just happen to

1814
01:35:47,359 --> 01:35:50,359
correlate with the winner every single year, for at least

1815
01:35:50,359 --> 01:35:53,720
the last three World Cups. In twenty twenty two, Argentina one,

1816
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:56,920
these are the official World Cup colors for twenty twenty two.

1817
01:35:57,079 --> 01:36:00,039
That's Argentina's flag blue, yellow, and the outline of the

1818
01:36:00,199 --> 01:36:04,720
sun is that exact dark maroon. Then in twenty eighteen

1819
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:08,279
France one. You can't tell me that these colors don't

1820
01:36:08,359 --> 01:36:11,720
match France. I mean their jerseys are that exact dark

1821
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:15,199
and light blue, their away kits are the white and cream,

1822
01:36:15,479 --> 01:36:17,119
and then you have the red from their flag. In

1823
01:36:17,199 --> 01:36:20,119
twenty fourteen Germany one, it is one. I feel like

1824
01:36:20,159 --> 01:36:21,920
people are gonna say this is a stretch. I don't

1825
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:24,960
think so. That is the exact yellow and red tone

1826
01:36:25,159 --> 01:36:28,239
from the flag. And if you didn't know, Germany's away

1827
01:36:28,279 --> 01:36:33,720
kits are green. This year's colors green, blue, red, and

1828
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:37,159
then two shades of gray. My first thought an underdog team.

1829
01:36:37,439 --> 01:36:42,520
But Morocco, however, they are missing the blue more obvious options.

1830
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,680
It's so obvious you might be thinking, well, Portugal is

1831
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:48,439
red also the blue.

1832
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:50,119
Speaker 3: It's so obviously grewn in.

1833
01:36:50,199 --> 01:36:53,119
Speaker 4: On their flag. Those dice looking things which I'm not

1834
01:36:53,199 --> 01:36:54,039
sure what they are.

1835
01:36:54,239 --> 01:36:54,760
Speaker 3: They are not.

1836
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:57,319
Speaker 1: Black, they are maybe blue.

1837
01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:01,239
Speaker 4: So if you believe in conspiracy or just I don't

1838
01:37:01,279 --> 01:37:05,199
know facts, Portugal is winning the World Cup and FIFA

1839
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,319
leaked the script.

1840
01:37:06,359 --> 01:37:09,079
Speaker 1: They wrote the script. They wrote it in Portugals winning

1841
01:37:09,079 --> 01:37:10,760
this year. No, that doesn't match.

1842
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,760
Speaker 3: No, No, I think it's France.

1843
01:37:13,479 --> 01:37:16,319
Speaker 1: Yeah it's France, or I mean those are US colors honestly,

1844
01:37:16,479 --> 01:37:19,600
because we have those black like those darker colored secondary

1845
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:24,319
the awagers. Anyway, So Johnny, will you look up Simpson's

1846
01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:28,800
World Cup prediction for uh.

1847
01:37:29,119 --> 01:37:35,239
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six? Okay, yeah, someone says it's Canada color.

1848
01:37:35,399 --> 01:37:37,159
Canada doesn't have any fucking.

1849
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:40,000
Speaker 15: Greek Canada colors. No, I mean I guess it.

1850
01:37:40,119 --> 01:37:43,239
Speaker 1: Well, now they don't have the blue, right do they?

1851
01:37:43,479 --> 01:37:45,840
Canada is playing well though I love their manager Jesse

1852
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:50,800
Marsh because who they predicted? Okay, they got Portugal in

1853
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:55,159
Mexico and the interesting twenty six World Cup fund. Yeah,

1854
01:37:55,159 --> 01:37:57,479
but they have the whole bracket here. Let's see, they

1855
01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:02,800
got Japan, who was eliminated today versus Brazil winning. Well,

1856
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:05,520
you see, but I don't think that can't all be

1857
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:07,920
from the No no, no, no no. This is the

1858
01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:10,399
actual This is the actual bracket, and this is just

1859
01:38:10,399 --> 01:38:12,720
somebody filling it out. But this is the prediction from

1860
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:15,279
the Simpsons up here Mexico.

1861
01:38:15,319 --> 01:38:18,640
Speaker 2: So she's right about Portugal. I think it's gonna be

1862
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:21,199
Mexico versus France, which France.

1863
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:24,279
Speaker 15: Mexico's not going enough final of the World Cup.

1864
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,840
Speaker 2: Some people think, oh, but they're in the same bracket,

1865
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,760
so they can't be Which one's France.

1866
01:38:29,840 --> 01:38:30,920
Speaker 3: Where's fucking France?

1867
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:33,920
Speaker 15: France is over here on the top left?

1868
01:38:34,279 --> 01:38:37,840
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, interesting.

1869
01:38:37,560 --> 01:38:38,960
Speaker 15: I will say, whoever did this?

1870
01:38:39,199 --> 01:38:40,960
Speaker 1: Unless they did this to No, they did it a

1871
01:38:41,039 --> 01:38:46,680
day ago, okay because Paraguay uh won today, So unless

1872
01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:49,560
they oh they know that. Okay, they're doing all right

1873
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:51,399
so far. Oh no, they got Japan wrong though they're

1874
01:38:51,399 --> 01:38:52,359
dead wrong about Japan.

1875
01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:56,359
Speaker 2: Over they got you're dead wrong about But everyone thinks

1876
01:38:56,399 --> 01:39:00,079
Portugal don't win because they want to give Ronaldo a trophy.

1877
01:39:00,319 --> 01:39:01,560
Speaker 15: Dude, they haven't looked at all.

1878
01:39:02,239 --> 01:39:03,119
Speaker 1: I'm with it all.

1879
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,239
Speaker 15: I'm going just ripped through a couple of things here.

1880
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:11,399
Speaker 1: Did you see that uh tmz got like from Nancy Guthries.

1881
01:39:12,199 --> 01:39:17,039
Someone with connections somehow to Nancy Guthries supposed kidnapper or

1882
01:39:17,039 --> 01:39:20,439
whatever sent them like a ransom thing for information.

1883
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:23,079
Speaker 15: Have you seen this from a couple of days ago.

1884
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:26,279
Speaker 1: But it's really creepy, dude, And I don't know if,

1885
01:39:26,319 --> 01:39:29,640
if how legit it is. But this is Harvey Levin here.

1886
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:35,239
Speaker 12: Friday, June twenty six, and we have received another email

1887
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:40,640
from the man who as he knows who Nancy Goree

1888
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:46,640
kidnappers are and can lead the FBI to those kidnappers

1889
01:39:47,119 --> 01:39:49,079
or one bitcoint so.

1890
01:39:49,159 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 1: One big point right, coughing up, coughing.

1891
01:39:52,840 --> 01:40:00,399
Speaker 24: Up, questioning the FBI, telling us that the person who

1892
01:40:00,399 --> 01:40:03,359
wrote this might be a female. The person does not

1893
01:40:03,520 --> 01:40:06,760
say he's a male for sure, but he puts a

1894
01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:10,079
big question mark there and then also puts a question

1895
01:40:10,159 --> 01:40:13,199
mark or we say we might be doing a documentary.

1896
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:18,640
So he says in this email that he is not

1897
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:21,760
as he puts it, I am not the idiot who

1898
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:25,960
recently called in a tip about her burial site.

1899
01:40:26,159 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 1: In Mexico.

1900
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:32,319
Speaker 24: He goes on to say, only two are directly involved,

1901
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:36,239
and I doubt they would be the one the ones

1902
01:40:36,359 --> 01:40:40,079
calling to snitch on themselves. So he has said to

1903
01:40:40,159 --> 01:40:43,920
us before that there were multiple kidnappers, and there was

1904
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:48,479
a main kidnapper, but definitely plural kidnappers.

1905
01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:49,640
Speaker 3: He has said that before.

1906
01:40:50,119 --> 01:40:53,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay. So the kidnappers are sending this ransom

1907
01:40:53,079 --> 01:40:56,960
request for bitcoin to Harvey Levin and TMZ and they

1908
01:40:57,119 --> 01:41:00,199
TMZ wants to pay it or coordinate payment, and the

1909
01:41:00,279 --> 01:41:03,560
FBI this is okay. After reporting last week that he

1910
01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:06,239
wished to establish contact with the author of the ransom

1911
01:41:06,279 --> 01:41:09,960
note and possibly produce this is so Harvey Levin possibly

1912
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:14,319
produce a documentary regarding his investigation, TMZ found their Harvey

1913
01:41:14,439 --> 01:41:17,399
Levin was allegedly instructed by the FBI to quote stand

1914
01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:21,880
down while they pursue their own investigation. This is Harvey's

1915
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:23,439
quote here. He said, a month ago, I called the

1916
01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:25,920
FBI and I said, look, I just have this sense

1917
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,159
that this guy might be real. And I said, what

1918
01:41:28,239 --> 01:41:30,680
if we do with documentary and we put that money

1919
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:32,880
in the bitcoin address and follow the path and see

1920
01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:36,479
where it goes. The FBI initially didn't even respond to him,

1921
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:38,920
and since then they've kind of told him to just

1922
01:41:39,039 --> 01:41:39,520
chill out.

1923
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:42,600
Speaker 15: So that's weird, right, isn't that weird? Why would the

1924
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:43,199
FBI tell him?

1925
01:41:43,399 --> 01:41:43,680
Speaker 3: Why not?

1926
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:45,960
Speaker 1: What harm is it? If Harvey Levin wants to just

1927
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:49,159
put a bitcoin out there, possibly further the investigation. How

1928
01:41:49,159 --> 01:41:49,560
does that work?

1929
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:49,760
Speaker 8: Well?

1930
01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:50,439
Speaker 1: You know why?

1931
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:53,479
Speaker 2: Because then it be well, one thing is Johnny, it

1932
01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:57,239
becomes a precedent, it becomes.

1933
01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:58,680
Speaker 1: A president with terrorist that kind of thing.

1934
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:06,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it becomes us at one and two okay, two.

1935
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:08,000
Speaker 3: Two?

1936
01:42:08,079 --> 01:42:08,560
Speaker 1: It's that.

1937
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:11,600
Speaker 3: What if there's something darker going on?

1938
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:14,760
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I could, I got you?

1939
01:42:15,399 --> 01:42:17,840
Speaker 3: What if? What if there's something darker going on?

1940
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:18,399
Speaker 1: Johnny?

1941
01:42:19,119 --> 01:42:22,680
Speaker 3: And what the fuck is this? Dude? Where the fuck

1942
01:42:22,880 --> 01:42:25,319
is this? What if?

1943
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:26,720
Speaker 1: What is this live?

1944
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:27,079
Speaker 29: Or what?

1945
01:42:27,199 --> 01:42:28,920
Speaker 3: I can't find it on my fucking feet?

1946
01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:30,159
Speaker 26: What are you talking about, Sara?

1947
01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:33,880
Speaker 3: I can't find our feed of Oh here it is?

1948
01:42:35,840 --> 01:42:36,760
Speaker 1: No? What if?

1949
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:39,520
Speaker 3: What if there's more dark shit involved?

1950
01:42:40,199 --> 01:42:45,399
Speaker 2: Meaning let's say everyone thinks the the Clintons are involved.

1951
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:49,560
Everyone some people think the daughter's involved. I'm not saying

1952
01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:52,680
any of that's true, but what if that leads to

1953
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:53,479
darker ship?

1954
01:42:55,119 --> 01:42:57,560
Speaker 1: You mean they're trying to go farther down the rabbit hole.

1955
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:02,319
The FBI is or they're protecting it protect yeah yeah,

1956
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:06,840
could be Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm buy that. Sure, So Adam,

1957
01:43:07,119 --> 01:43:10,800
We've been following the decline of Frankie Valley and we

1958
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:13,239
added to the list last week Rod Stewart, who is

1959
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:16,520
seems to also Oh the devil. You can add Mike

1960
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:18,560
Love of the Beach Boys now to the people who

1961
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:20,520
just are barely there on state.

1962
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:35,399
Speaker 3: Look at this, I mean, like, dude, what is the

1963
01:43:35,439 --> 01:43:36,479
explanation for this?

1964
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:39,840
Speaker 2: It's gonna be selling your soul, right, I mean, why

1965
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:42,399
would you do Why would anyone let their grandpa do this?

1966
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:46,079
Speaker 3: And who's that young guy? Who are all these young guys?

1967
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:49,199
Speaker 1: Well, there's nobody left from the Beach Boys, hardly. Uh

1968
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:52,199
you know, Mike Love pissed half of them off and

1969
01:43:52,239 --> 01:43:55,239
then the other half are dead. Uh so he's really been

1970
01:43:55,319 --> 01:43:58,720
touring with that impromoter for decades now.

1971
01:43:59,680 --> 01:44:02,199
Speaker 2: Thank god, securities there to stop all the old ladies

1972
01:44:02,239 --> 01:44:03,520
from making a run to the thing.

1973
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:05,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, throwing their bloomers on the stage.

1974
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:09,439
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, dude, tell me you sold your

1975
01:44:09,439 --> 01:44:10,199
soul without telling me.

1976
01:44:10,399 --> 01:44:10,600
Speaker 1: Now.

1977
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:13,760
Speaker 2: The other one is Barry Manilow. Have you seen the

1978
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:15,920
Barry Manilow one? Look up Barry Manilow.

1979
01:44:16,319 --> 01:44:18,399
Speaker 1: That one didn't I almost pulled that, But it doesn't

1980
01:44:18,399 --> 01:44:21,760
impress me because I he he's always.

1981
01:44:21,359 --> 01:44:23,720
Speaker 15: Been that way where he doesn't move his mouth much.

1982
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,880
He's singing there. I'm fairly convinced.

1983
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,039
Speaker 1: All Right, let's see it, Johnny. You think you know

1984
01:44:28,079 --> 01:44:29,039
what you're talking about?

1985
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:32,520
Speaker 3: Johnny think he knows what he knows.

1986
01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:37,479
Speaker 1: I've seen him. The problem with Barry Manlo is he's

1987
01:44:37,479 --> 01:44:40,920
had so much work done in his face, like full reconstruction,

1988
01:44:40,960 --> 01:44:43,239
because he walked into a wall a couple of years

1989
01:44:43,279 --> 01:44:44,680
ago and like smashed his nose.

1990
01:44:45,479 --> 01:44:47,920
Speaker 3: Would you believe that he just walked into a wall.

1991
01:44:48,439 --> 01:44:51,680
Speaker 1: No, it's good because he posted there were like there

1992
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:53,800
were images of his destroyed and I mean he could

1993
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:55,199
have gotten his ass beat or something. Sure.

1994
01:44:55,319 --> 01:44:58,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably probably was doing something with somebody and they

1995
01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:00,359
were like, no, thank you.

1996
01:45:00,279 --> 01:45:01,279
Speaker 1: But this is uh.

1997
01:45:01,399 --> 01:45:02,720
Speaker 15: I'm pretty sure he's singing.

1998
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:15,319
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, that looks like some animatronic ship.

1999
01:45:16,319 --> 01:45:19,119
Speaker 1: Well, it's taste. His taste is completely takee. He's got

2000
01:45:19,199 --> 01:45:22,199
cheeking plants. He's had his nose rebuilt because of that.

2001
01:45:22,279 --> 01:45:26,199
Damage his face. His skin is Okay, there's a Star

2002
01:45:26,239 --> 01:45:30,880
Trek film about this race of people that or this

2003
01:45:30,920 --> 01:45:33,880
guy who keeps stretching. He has to he can live

2004
01:45:34,199 --> 01:45:36,039
like longer than normal people, but they have to like

2005
01:45:36,119 --> 01:45:38,800
keep stretching his skin over his face. That's what Barry

2006
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:42,039
Manilow looks like. Let me see, okay, Star Trek skin

2007
01:45:42,920 --> 01:45:46,079
stretching guy. Let me I can't remember his name. Uh yeah,

2008
01:45:46,119 --> 01:45:49,000
this guy right here, they keep pulling. This is what

2009
01:45:49,079 --> 01:45:52,359
Barry Manilow is gonna look like in maybe a decade. Uh,

2010
01:45:52,439 --> 01:45:55,920
if he's still going out. Do you see this guy?

2011
01:45:56,159 --> 01:46:01,000
They just keeps stretching his skin until it's just completely shredded.

2012
01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:03,840
That's gonna be Barry man Low in a couple of years.

2013
01:46:04,159 --> 01:46:09,479
Harry Mallin has always just kind of been kind of like, right,

2014
01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:18,520
so the young girl has a talent for a melody.

2015
01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:22,720
Barry Manlow, you know, super super gay, but uh.

2016
01:46:23,199 --> 01:46:28,079
Speaker 3: Super gay, come on now, come on now super.

2017
01:46:29,319 --> 01:46:32,920
Speaker 1: I really didn't think like they thought he was like

2018
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:34,319
a straight heart drop type.

2019
01:46:34,399 --> 01:46:36,239
Speaker 15: Barry Manlow isn't that crazy.

2020
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:40,119
Speaker 2: No, My favorite part was like Barry Manlow gets so

2021
01:46:40,239 --> 01:46:44,279
much puss, bro he just bangs puss him. Dude, God

2022
01:46:44,399 --> 01:46:46,359
help you if you're a lady in your room with

2023
01:46:46,840 --> 01:46:53,600
him and Paul George. Boy George, Johnny, you're not old

2024
01:46:53,720 --> 01:46:56,439
enough to remember, but dude, there was a real debate,

2025
01:46:57,159 --> 01:47:00,840
like a fistfight debate on whether Paul George pound Puss

2026
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:04,479
or not. You were like, no, yeah, boy George, Paul

2027
01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:06,279
George too, by George.

2028
01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.

2029
01:47:09,039 --> 01:47:12,239
Speaker 1: Now we talked. We cocked a couple of months ago.

2030
01:47:12,279 --> 01:47:14,399
We talked a couple of months ago about this mushroom

2031
01:47:14,520 --> 01:47:18,840
in China that they'd found that makes it does nothing

2032
01:47:19,079 --> 01:47:25,640
but makes people see little fellas, little trolls iss no, no, no, no, no,

2033
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:30,720
this okay, and they they're now studying this. It's it's

2034
01:47:30,760 --> 01:47:33,680
in China and a couple of other places, other cultures

2035
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:36,479
that aren't connected to China, and they have the exact

2036
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:39,600
same experience you eat it. It kicks in.

2037
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:40,960
Speaker 15: Listen to the timeline.

2038
01:47:41,079 --> 01:47:44,359
Speaker 1: It kicks in twelve to twenty four hours after you

2039
01:47:44,439 --> 01:47:50,239
eat it, okay, and it lasts for days, and all

2040
01:47:50,279 --> 01:47:55,560
it is is in three D vivid reality. You see

2041
01:47:55,680 --> 01:48:00,159
little people in your environment interacting with your environment and

2042
01:48:00,239 --> 01:48:03,880
teasing you occasionally, like being kind of kind of mischievous

2043
01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:08,159
and annoying, but nothing else. None of the like heightened

2044
01:48:08,159 --> 01:48:12,880
sensory perception, no you know, heightened colors or tastes, No nausea,

2045
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:17,439
no weirdness, nothing, no sweating. Just little people enter your

2046
01:48:17,479 --> 01:48:22,479
reality and they're studying it now to try to identify

2047
01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:22,800
the com.

2048
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:24,239
Speaker 3: How long do we can get this here?

2049
01:48:24,319 --> 01:48:27,239
Speaker 1: Let's go bro Oh, you can get it now. It's

2050
01:48:27,279 --> 01:48:31,560
not illegal if if I'm not mistaken, it's it's uh.

2051
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:35,720
It is called l asiatica is the name of it.

2052
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:39,119
It's a type of bowleat mushroom. It's native to the

2053
01:48:39,159 --> 01:48:42,800
pine forests of southwestern China and the northern Philippines, where

2054
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:46,760
it's harvested and sold in local markets as and used

2055
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:51,560
in culinary cuisine. I'll show you this guy talking about

2056
01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:53,920
it briefly here. It's it's the damnest thing, though, dude.

2057
01:48:53,920 --> 01:48:59,520
That because it obviously triggers something in the brain, they

2058
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:02,479
call it the little Putian mushroom, you know, because of Liliput,

2059
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:07,359
you know, the uh from Gulliver's Travels. It triggers something

2060
01:49:07,399 --> 01:49:10,079
in the brain that specifically causes you to see little

2061
01:49:10,079 --> 01:49:14,640
fellas everywhere. This is one of the researchers who're studying it.

2062
01:49:16,479 --> 01:49:18,520
Speaker 3: Johnny, would you like to do it on a show, dude,

2063
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:19,640
s Kizo Maxic.

2064
01:49:20,119 --> 01:49:23,000
Speaker 30: I've been talking with people who for the past four years,

2065
01:49:23,039 --> 01:49:26,359
I've been studying this new type of hallucinogenic mushroom. In

2066
01:49:26,439 --> 01:49:30,319
talking with people who have experienced this effect firsthand, they

2067
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:35,760
describe the effects as first seeing several hundred, if not thousands,

2068
01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:39,279
of little people embedded in their environment. They're often reported

2069
01:49:39,319 --> 01:49:43,199
as interacting with the real world, jumping on chairs and tables.

2070
01:49:43,560 --> 01:49:44,800
Speaker 1: One person told me.

2071
01:49:44,960 --> 01:49:47,760
Speaker 30: As they were eating soup, the little people were jumping

2072
01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:50,880
off their spoon into the bowl of soup, swimming around,

2073
01:49:51,239 --> 01:49:53,319
and as they scooped their spoon to eat them, the

2074
01:49:53,399 --> 01:49:59,319
little people remained in their mouth. Of people actually see

2075
01:50:00,039 --> 01:50:03,760
little elves or browns or other fairy.

2076
01:50:03,560 --> 01:50:06,159
Speaker 3: God, I want to do this so badly, dude.

2077
01:50:06,279 --> 01:50:09,720
Speaker 30: The depiction of this effect through Gulliver's travels, where he

2078
01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:13,279
lands on an island called Lilliputs, which is, of course

2079
01:50:13,319 --> 01:50:17,439
the namesake. Reports of this actually first comes from the

2080
01:50:17,439 --> 01:50:21,199
early missionaries embarking into Papua New Guinea. Decades later, in

2081
01:50:21,279 --> 01:50:25,720
the nineteen nineties, reports of a very similar sort of

2082
01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:30,119
mushroom began emerging in southern China. Not until recently in

2083
01:50:30,159 --> 01:50:33,479
the past summer did it come to my attention that

2084
01:50:34,439 --> 01:50:40,479
remote culture in the Northern Philippines had been also reporting

2085
01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:45,920
this sort of Liliputian hallucination from a locally collective wild mushroom.

2086
01:50:46,319 --> 01:50:49,039
I actually ventured there last summer.

2087
01:50:48,800 --> 01:50:51,640
Speaker 1: To John and found out that.

2088
01:50:52,920 --> 01:50:58,000
Speaker 3: I mean, this guy is not excited about what he's

2089
01:50:58,119 --> 01:50:59,640
reporting on. I would be going there.

2090
01:50:59,880 --> 01:51:02,720
Speaker 2: You're a scientist, dude, I mean, bring back the Muppet

2091
01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:04,359
got people.

2092
01:51:04,439 --> 01:51:10,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you should do research papers. People everywhere. We

2093
01:51:10,399 --> 01:51:12,800
see little people to jump in your mouth, to twist

2094
01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:15,479
your nipples, some worker balls.

2095
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:18,039
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.

2096
01:51:19,199 --> 01:51:21,439
Speaker 26: Now we'll say it lasts as much as two to

2097
01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:23,039
three if in four days.

2098
01:51:23,079 --> 01:51:23,920
Speaker 3: Some people.

2099
01:51:25,680 --> 01:51:30,119
Speaker 30: Much the exact same species that was previously known only

2100
01:51:30,279 --> 01:51:33,720
from China. So the fact now that we have three

2101
01:51:34,119 --> 01:51:37,159
independent cultures reporting.

2102
01:51:36,840 --> 01:51:39,119
Speaker 3: Way too serious phenomenon, and.

2103
01:51:39,079 --> 01:51:40,960
Speaker 30: Then two of them we've been able to verify it's

2104
01:51:41,000 --> 01:51:42,119
the exact same species.

2105
01:51:42,199 --> 01:51:42,439
Speaker 1: Dude.

2106
01:51:42,439 --> 01:51:45,560
Speaker 2: This is the energy you keep when you're talking about

2107
01:51:46,039 --> 01:51:49,680
flock cameras, not when you're talking about eating something and

2108
01:51:49,720 --> 01:51:52,720
seeing little Bobby Lee's running around everywhere.

2109
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is like something from axios.

2110
01:51:55,159 --> 01:51:57,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, and are they Asian tiny people?

2111
01:51:57,399 --> 01:52:00,880
Speaker 2: Like if I'm in Asia and I'm eating mushrooms, am

2112
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:02,520
I seeing Asian tiny people?

2113
01:52:02,960 --> 01:52:08,600
Speaker 1: Question? It is fascinating though, right that these are independent cultures.

2114
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:11,600
One of them was like an isolated culture that has

2115
01:52:11,680 --> 01:52:13,920
no connection. So you can't say it's like oh because

2116
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:16,000
you know how they say, like, well, you see God,

2117
01:52:16,159 --> 01:52:24,600
because that's your your religious frame of reference. Everybody sees

2118
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:28,119
elves when they take this, no matter their culture. That's weird, dude,

2119
01:52:28,159 --> 01:52:32,720
that's really weird. So they're studying it, they're digging into it,

2120
01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:37,920
and I think we should somebody should maybe we get

2121
01:52:37,920 --> 01:52:39,840
actually to do this. We buy some of this stuff

2122
01:52:40,079 --> 01:52:41,760
and get actual to do it now. I did read

2123
01:52:42,359 --> 01:52:45,359
because I wanted to do exactly what we just talked about,

2124
01:52:45,399 --> 01:52:47,119
get somebody to try it. I did read that you

2125
01:52:47,159 --> 01:52:50,520
got to be careful. They examined this, guy said, examined

2126
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:53,479
a bunch of the mushrooms now that they're selling that

2127
01:52:53,520 --> 01:52:56,760
are supposed to be this, and some non zero percentage

2128
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:59,239
of them are poisonous mushrooms that will just kill your ass,

2129
01:53:00,560 --> 01:53:03,800
So be careful if you go to find them. I

2130
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:09,000
will say, but dude, are you familiar with this last

2131
01:53:09,359 --> 01:53:11,359
couple of things, are you familiar with this.

2132
01:53:13,239 --> 01:53:13,520
Speaker 3: Woman?

2133
01:53:14,680 --> 01:53:15,199
Speaker 15: Whose name?

2134
01:53:15,279 --> 01:53:21,199
Speaker 1: She's an Ottawa police detective Helen Groose and she, uh,

2135
01:53:21,279 --> 01:53:22,880
there's been a cover up around her.

2136
01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:24,319
Speaker 15: This is from a couple of weeks ago.

2137
01:53:24,800 --> 01:53:27,560
Speaker 1: Uh. She was at the center of that high profile

2138
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:32,119
disciplinary case where because she was asking questions about Uh,

2139
01:53:32,399 --> 01:53:35,000
I'm trying to think about how to say this, babies

2140
01:53:35,239 --> 01:53:41,399
who had problems maybe living after certain injections happened to them.

2141
01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:45,039
I like that, Johnny, I like that. I like how

2142
01:53:45,039 --> 01:53:49,279
you said that. So look of all the people, this

2143
01:53:49,359 --> 01:53:52,479
is a real surprise to me. John Cusack, who's got

2144
01:53:52,520 --> 01:53:56,840
some of the dumbest politics on record in all time, Yeah,

2145
01:53:56,960 --> 01:54:03,560
supporting this lady. So check us out, Helen. I know,

2146
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:06,279
do you clear your voice? If you're John Cusack, a

2147
01:54:06,319 --> 01:54:09,840
famous actor, don't you clear your voice before you start recording?

2148
01:54:10,079 --> 01:54:12,119
Don't do you just have fhlim sitting right on your

2149
01:54:12,159 --> 01:54:15,159
vocal courts? Or maybe you maybe do you hit cancel

2150
01:54:15,279 --> 01:54:18,680
and start over instead of letting us hear your disgusting flim.

2151
01:54:19,039 --> 01:54:26,600
Speaker 2: Who am I to judge John Cusack outside of Helen Helen.

2152
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:31,680
Speaker 1: Detective? And he said, you're an Outawa police detective.

2153
01:54:31,760 --> 01:54:33,319
Speaker 15: Thank you for telling me what I am.

2154
01:54:33,479 --> 01:54:38,439
Speaker 29: You're police detective, and I know you're concerned about.

2155
01:54:38,199 --> 01:54:39,600
Speaker 15: Does he have lung cancer or something?

2156
01:54:40,239 --> 01:54:41,720
Speaker 3: No, dude, why is he whispering?

2157
01:54:44,159 --> 01:54:46,960
Speaker 1: I gotta protect my voice. I'm I'm doing a I'm

2158
01:54:47,000 --> 01:54:52,039
doing a high fidelity on Broadway tonight. So I got

2159
01:54:52,119 --> 01:54:55,319
a gross point blank We're doing a gross point blank

2160
01:54:55,359 --> 01:54:56,079
reunion tonight.

2161
01:54:56,119 --> 01:54:57,640
Speaker 3: I gotta protect my voice.

2162
01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:05,760
Speaker 29: And yeah, real evidence to your superiors. And he got

2163
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:12,239
shut down and you chose to keep going and to

2164
01:55:12,239 --> 01:55:14,920
ask questions. And that took a lot of courage.

2165
01:55:15,439 --> 01:55:15,960
Speaker 1: And I know.

2166
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:22,399
Speaker 29: You're facing some meat because of that. There's a pretty

2167
01:55:22,399 --> 01:55:24,720
good doctor.

2168
01:55:26,399 --> 01:55:27,560
Speaker 1: This is so weird.

2169
01:55:28,520 --> 01:55:32,800
Speaker 29: I'll put the d MS for you open so you

2170
01:55:32,840 --> 01:55:37,920
can get it. Uh, it's the best work I know

2171
01:55:38,079 --> 01:55:43,640
on I salute your free courage.

2172
01:55:44,520 --> 01:55:47,359
Speaker 3: God bless you respect. I love me.

2173
01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:49,800
Speaker 15: I guess he's just like Canadian Jesus or something.

2174
01:55:49,880 --> 01:55:50,079
Speaker 8: You know.

2175
01:55:50,159 --> 01:55:53,039
Speaker 1: So if you get in fact like you've done well

2176
01:55:53,039 --> 01:55:55,680
in Canada, that's like the medal of honor for Canadians.

2177
01:55:55,680 --> 01:55:59,920
If John Cusack makes a little Twitter video about you, it's.

2178
01:55:59,760 --> 01:56:00,399
Speaker 3: A big deal.

2179
01:56:00,479 --> 01:56:02,960
Speaker 1: Johnny so strange, it's a big deal.

2180
01:56:05,840 --> 01:56:09,039
Speaker 3: It is I don't know why he's whispering.

2181
01:56:09,439 --> 01:56:12,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird. Hey, you know, I don't want

2182
01:56:12,319 --> 01:56:16,479
my uber driver to hear me uh spouse any kind

2183
01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:21,399
of you know, anti uh for jerk. Uber driver is.

2184
01:56:21,359 --> 01:56:23,880
Speaker 28: A pretty big but he's wearing a mask right now

2185
01:56:24,279 --> 01:56:26,800
so he can't talk that loud. But I just want

2186
01:56:26,840 --> 01:56:30,760
to say, Man, good job, and I'm gonna I'm gonna

2187
01:56:30,840 --> 01:56:32,520
send you a couple of dick pics in your d

2188
01:56:32,720 --> 01:56:36,720
M and you tell everyone you got Q sex dick pics.

2189
01:56:37,199 --> 01:56:39,800
Speaker 1: It's important. I also want to send you this study

2190
01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:42,840
about sunscreen like Herman d Frog.

2191
01:56:43,520 --> 01:56:46,199
Speaker 3: This guy I know talks like a muppet and it's

2192
01:56:46,239 --> 01:56:46,960
the funniest thing.

2193
01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:47,239
Speaker 6: Ever.

2194
01:56:47,479 --> 01:56:49,279
Speaker 15: He's the best I've seen on the subject.

2195
01:56:49,399 --> 01:56:52,000
Speaker 1: This is weird, dude. So these people, it's probably fake,

2196
01:56:52,359 --> 01:56:56,920
but they're out on horseback in the desert and Mount

2197
01:56:56,960 --> 01:57:00,520
Shasta in California and they come across these solar solar

2198
01:57:00,680 --> 01:57:04,960
powered speakers that are that are just projecting some kind

2199
01:57:05,000 --> 01:57:07,399
of bizarre vocalization.

2200
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:08,079
Speaker 8: Uh.

2201
01:57:08,159 --> 01:57:10,800
Speaker 1: Some people say it's to kind of put animals in

2202
01:57:10,880 --> 01:57:12,920
fear and get rid of them, but you wouldn't need

2203
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,560
so many of it. It's really bizarre.

2204
01:57:16,560 --> 01:57:17,840
Speaker 19: No it seems un.

2205
01:57:19,920 --> 01:57:20,960
Speaker 3: But then look over here.

2206
01:57:21,159 --> 01:57:27,479
Speaker 1: They're in the middle of nowhere.

2207
01:57:27,520 --> 01:57:29,520
Speaker 3: Is that an animal right by it?

2208
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:31,039
Speaker 8: No?

2209
01:57:31,119 --> 01:57:35,880
Speaker 2: But there, go back, there's something right next to them.

2210
01:57:35,439 --> 01:57:36,239
Speaker 3: Like what is that?

2211
01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:37,920
Speaker 6: Where?

2212
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:41,920
Speaker 3: Watch? It's like brown right there? What is that?

2213
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:47,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's weird. That's weird. You hear that noise?

2214
01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:50,920
Speaker 3: This is like coach for animals.

2215
01:57:51,119 --> 01:57:55,159
Speaker 2: They're just taking out seeing little Chinese weird.

2216
01:57:55,399 --> 01:58:00,479
Speaker 1: Sounds really weird.

2217
01:58:01,439 --> 01:58:01,960
Speaker 3: You're gonna stop.

2218
01:58:13,159 --> 01:58:14,560
Speaker 15: What a creepy sound that is?

2219
01:58:14,720 --> 01:58:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why are you hanging out there? Dude?

2220
01:58:16,920 --> 01:58:18,920
Speaker 15: If I was gonna do sometimes it's a dog.

2221
01:58:19,039 --> 01:58:20,279
Speaker 3: Why is your dog chilling?

2222
01:58:20,560 --> 01:58:20,680
Speaker 8: Oh?

2223
01:58:20,680 --> 01:58:23,399
Speaker 1: It could be yeah, well maybe you're out hiking with it,

2224
01:58:23,479 --> 01:58:27,039
or you know, ride horseback doing a little trail riding. Uh, okay,

2225
01:58:27,119 --> 01:58:30,560
Mount I just want to see if there's any solar

2226
01:58:31,000 --> 01:58:33,680
power speaker. I want to see if anybody's followed up

2227
01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:35,960
on it. Okay, this is Vice reporting on it now.

2228
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:38,800
About twelve hours ago, woman found nearly two hundred screaming

2229
01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:41,600
speakers on Mount Shasta and nobody knows why.

2230
01:58:42,279 --> 01:58:45,439
Speaker 3: All right, screaming, it's more like just chanting.

2231
01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:52,680
Speaker 1: It's like remember that remember that song that was a

2232
01:58:52,760 --> 01:59:01,560
hit in the night yeah, ohiohio.

2233
01:59:00,199 --> 01:59:03,079
Speaker 2: Is that when all that shit came out about four

2234
01:59:03,199 --> 01:59:05,720
downcume brother or whatever that was to yourself?

2235
01:59:05,760 --> 01:59:06,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that what it is?

2236
01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:07,760
Speaker 19: Hi?

2237
01:59:08,279 --> 01:59:09,039
Speaker 1: Hi, y'all.

2238
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:11,680
Speaker 15: Return to innocence?

2239
01:59:11,760 --> 01:59:11,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2240
01:59:12,279 --> 01:59:15,079
Speaker 1: Remember that? Like, yeah, it's this crazy voice. Hold on,

2241
01:59:15,279 --> 01:59:16,840
this will probably get us taken down, but I just

2242
01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:21,479
want to you'll remember this song. I'll just play the

2243
01:59:21,479 --> 01:59:32,600
beginning of it. Yeah, hi song, that's what it sounds like.

2244
01:59:33,279 --> 01:59:44,359
Speaker 10: Hi yah yah, hi yah, hi yah yah yah.

2245
01:59:45,720 --> 01:59:49,079
Speaker 15: That's what it sounds like. I have a go, says

2246
01:59:49,159 --> 01:59:49,800
lady bear.

2247
01:59:49,920 --> 01:59:50,760
Speaker 1: What is a lady?

2248
01:59:50,800 --> 01:59:51,640
Speaker 15: What does that mean?

2249
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:54,840
Speaker 1: Lady? It must be ah, oh, this lady is Oh,

2250
01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:58,640
this lady's crazy. So she gets chased by a grizzly bear.

2251
01:59:58,720 --> 02:00:02,079
Speaker 3: Bro, She's like, I liked you more than the other people.

2252
02:00:02,720 --> 02:00:03,039
Speaker 26: Away.

2253
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:06,520
Speaker 1: It's her and her dog and she's filming this the

2254
02:00:06,560 --> 02:00:10,000
whole time, makes the craziest sound.

2255
02:00:10,159 --> 02:00:12,520
Speaker 3: And your dog is like looking for danger? What are

2256
02:00:12,560 --> 02:00:13,000
you doing?

2257
02:00:13,279 --> 02:00:16,159
Speaker 1: Listen to her voice?

2258
02:00:19,000 --> 02:00:28,960
Speaker 18: Hey, dude, why would you ever go for a walk

2259
02:00:29,000 --> 02:00:30,159
when there's bears around?

2260
02:00:30,199 --> 02:00:31,560
Speaker 3: And why wouldn't you bring a bear?

2261
02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:32,560
Speaker 1: Beard?

2262
02:00:35,079 --> 02:00:35,880
Speaker 10: No?

2263
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:41,399
Speaker 2: No, hi, hey dude, you are crazy, lady, I mean,

2264
02:00:41,439 --> 02:00:42,239
what else are you gonna do.

2265
02:00:42,279 --> 02:00:43,239
Speaker 3: He wants to eat that dog.

2266
02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:45,199
Speaker 1: That dog?

2267
02:00:46,680 --> 02:00:48,520
Speaker 20: No, why.

2268
02:00:52,399 --> 02:00:55,800
Speaker 3: Away now, and no one hears her?

2269
02:00:56,560 --> 02:01:03,600
Speaker 1: Bad babe, bad Hey, Hey, dude, you do better than

2270
02:01:03,640 --> 02:01:07,319
I would be freaking the funk out right crazy, dude.

2271
02:01:07,880 --> 02:01:09,000
She's keeping it in frame.

2272
02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:12,159
Speaker 2: She did really well. She's doing a lot. But dude,

2273
02:01:12,159 --> 02:01:14,760
that's when you run. When he's behind the fucking fence.

2274
02:01:16,399 --> 02:01:20,159
Go lady, stop sitting round, grab your dog and fucking run.

2275
02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:36,760
Speaker 1: She is not listen. Listen, hey man, It's like Steven

2276
02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:53,359
Seagal doing his karate bullshit. What's up? What's up? What

2277
02:01:54,119 --> 02:01:57,279
crazy it sounds? Dude? I know did not did the dog?

2278
02:01:57,399 --> 02:01:58,520
Did she get the dog?

2279
02:01:58,640 --> 02:01:59,439
Speaker 3: Did he worked?

2280
02:01:59,479 --> 02:02:00,640
Speaker 1: Yes? She got him out of there?

2281
02:02:00,680 --> 02:02:01,239
Speaker 4: She did.

2282
02:02:01,439 --> 02:02:05,439
Speaker 1: My god, dude, I'd never walk there again. Okay, so

2283
02:02:05,560 --> 02:02:08,079
last week we didn't We missed some super chats. So

2284
02:02:08,159 --> 02:02:09,079
let me see if I can go.

2285
02:02:09,119 --> 02:02:12,079
Speaker 3: Back to read the damn super chat.

2286
02:02:12,359 --> 02:02:14,239
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna we're just gonna do an hour and

2287
02:02:14,279 --> 02:02:15,840
a half that we're at two hours.

2288
02:02:16,159 --> 02:02:18,239
Speaker 1: Okay, let me go to last week's episode and get

2289
02:02:18,239 --> 02:02:19,800
the super chests from that, because we did miss your

2290
02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:22,880
super chests last week, and we apologized. I yelled at

2291
02:02:22,960 --> 02:02:23,920
Johnny so hard.

2292
02:02:23,960 --> 02:02:26,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, Johnny, get your head out of your ass.

2293
02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:29,600
Speaker 1: He was like, Johnny, you want to You're gonna be

2294
02:02:29,680 --> 02:02:31,399
fired if you stop.

2295
02:02:32,840 --> 02:02:33,119
Speaker 3: Chat.

2296
02:02:33,840 --> 02:02:38,560
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm gonna get to two hookers to do this

2297
02:02:38,640 --> 02:02:40,279
and do basic bitch.

2298
02:02:41,479 --> 02:02:43,119
Speaker 1: All right, let me see. How do you get a

2299
02:02:43,199 --> 02:02:46,119
chat replay? I don't have to go all the way

2300
02:02:46,159 --> 02:02:50,399
to the end. Is that? Okay? Here we go? Well,

2301
02:02:51,840 --> 02:02:54,680
I got Nico Costas. I can't bring them up because

2302
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:57,840
we're not in that video session anymore. But Nico Costas

2303
02:02:58,520 --> 02:03:03,079
gave us a was a shout out. Oh mercy.

2304
02:03:03,640 --> 02:03:04,720
Speaker 10: Uh.

2305
02:03:04,920 --> 02:03:05,439
Speaker 3: Nate R.

2306
02:03:05,560 --> 02:03:09,479
Speaker 1: Conley said, super for a follow Come on, you like Marvel.

2307
02:03:10,960 --> 02:03:12,640
We're not following any people.

2308
02:03:13,239 --> 02:03:13,359
Speaker 2: Uh.

2309
02:03:14,319 --> 02:03:21,439
Speaker 1: Quirk arc said fark singing, Samity, Sam is next level son.

2310
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:23,600
They like your singing, I think is what that means.

2311
02:03:23,720 --> 02:03:26,279
Speaker 2: I'm glad somebody does, except for that one chick who

2312
02:03:26,399 --> 02:03:30,079
hates everything I do. Johnny is the only reason I

2313
02:03:30,119 --> 02:03:32,600
watched this show. You sucks, Sam.

2314
02:03:33,560 --> 02:03:37,640
Speaker 1: You should stop saying that, lady, because he will. He'll

2315
02:03:37,680 --> 02:03:40,000
just quit the show if he keeps saying. I will

2316
02:03:40,359 --> 02:03:42,199
let me find her name because I talked about it.

2317
02:03:42,199 --> 02:03:42,520
Speaker 3: Sarah.

2318
02:03:42,800 --> 02:03:45,079
Speaker 1: We know Dave. Sarah he said, I'm not going to

2319
02:03:45,119 --> 02:03:48,319
be a pain, but please tell the tell the Chad

2320
02:03:48,359 --> 02:03:50,439
in the Bushes story. Hello, Chad?

2321
02:03:50,800 --> 02:03:54,199
Speaker 3: Is there no Chad in the bushes? Dave Sarah sometimes

2322
02:03:54,239 --> 02:03:55,840
goes out on some weird shit.

2323
02:03:57,000 --> 02:04:02,880
Speaker 1: He could now Ali Star Growley got a Ronan UH membership.

2324
02:04:03,159 --> 02:04:04,720
Thank you, Ali Star Groley.

2325
02:04:04,800 --> 02:04:07,800
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means about uh.

2326
02:04:08,239 --> 02:04:11,039
Speaker 1: Could he be talking about the time that Chad went

2327
02:04:11,199 --> 02:04:13,239
m I A and we found him in the gutter?

2328
02:04:13,720 --> 02:04:20,560
Could that be We were at the comedy store and

2329
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:24,600
Chad was there, and then Chad he just wasn't there

2330
02:04:24,680 --> 02:04:27,159
after that, and we were I think he needed a

2331
02:04:27,199 --> 02:04:28,800
lift or something. He called us and he was like,

2332
02:04:28,840 --> 02:04:31,279
I need I need a lift, guys. And then so

2333
02:04:31,359 --> 02:04:34,439
we go out looking for Chad and you we can't

2334
02:04:34,439 --> 02:04:35,279
find him anywhere.

2335
02:04:35,319 --> 02:04:37,520
Speaker 15: Well, and we're just walking up sunset.

2336
02:04:37,079 --> 02:04:41,600
Speaker 1: Going Chad, Chad. We looked in his car. We we

2337
02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:43,319
took got in your car and just drove.

2338
02:04:43,399 --> 02:04:44,359
Speaker 3: Bobby was dead.

2339
02:04:44,760 --> 02:04:47,520
Speaker 1: We were worried he was dead. Yeah, and then finally

2340
02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:51,199
one of us look, wait a minute, what is that

2341
02:04:51,359 --> 02:04:56,359
over there in the gutter? And then he's just laying

2342
02:04:56,840 --> 02:05:01,479
on his back asleep in the gun literally in the gutter.

2343
02:05:02,720 --> 02:05:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I am the king of find my friends

2344
02:05:05,680 --> 02:05:07,159
drunk in the bushes.

2345
02:05:07,520 --> 02:05:09,079
Speaker 3: I've done it with multiple people.

2346
02:05:09,920 --> 02:05:13,359
Speaker 2: Rachel Er eight seven five three is the one who

2347
02:05:14,039 --> 02:05:16,119
hates me loves you, Johnny.

2348
02:05:16,159 --> 02:05:18,760
Speaker 3: She just wants to do one just you do a.

2349
02:05:18,680 --> 02:05:22,079
Speaker 2: Solo podcast where she can finger blast herself to it.

2350
02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:23,319
Speaker 3: Dylan D.

2351
02:05:23,520 --> 02:05:27,439
Speaker 1: Bernard last week said j Nice aka Johnny Woodard, please

2352
02:05:27,560 --> 02:05:32,079
let me accept your seed, Johnny. Somebody wants to have

2353
02:05:32,159 --> 02:05:36,279
your kid. Yeah, it's a guy though, Johnny, get him pregnant.

2354
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:41,439
Paddy mcfatty comedy with nineteen ninety nine bucks and just

2355
02:05:41,479 --> 02:05:47,359
a shout out, shut out. Sativa Spiral said Ravioli and

2356
02:05:47,479 --> 02:05:53,279
gas station pills aka the Tripoli diet. What else do

2357
02:05:53,319 --> 02:05:57,159
we have here? Sativa Spiral again with a shout out,

2358
02:05:57,760 --> 02:06:06,359
shut out. We did. Paddy macfatty, he was let me

2359
02:06:06,399 --> 02:06:08,399
see what else we didn't talk about?

2360
02:06:08,479 --> 02:06:08,720
Speaker 6: JD.

2361
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:10,560
Speaker 3: Vance versus Uh.

2362
02:06:11,119 --> 02:06:13,119
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that well, that know we did. It was

2363
02:06:13,720 --> 02:06:18,279
it was mar saying that he was between Rubio and Vance,

2364
02:06:18,359 --> 02:06:20,720
and it seems like the soul of the Republican Party

2365
02:06:21,199 --> 02:06:24,000
is is kind of a fight between those two. Now, uh,

2366
02:06:24,079 --> 02:06:27,000
when it should be you know, someone with some actual

2367
02:06:27,039 --> 02:06:28,000
credibility comes in.

2368
02:06:28,039 --> 02:06:30,520
Speaker 15: Oh and it was Nick Flintes. Okay, I'll play on

2369
02:06:30,560 --> 02:06:30,800
the way.

2370
02:06:31,000 --> 02:06:31,119
Speaker 4: Uh.

2371
02:06:31,359 --> 02:06:34,800
Speaker 1: Nico Costas also said, told you Nixon five and he's

2372
02:06:34,800 --> 02:06:36,880
got Portugal in the world winning the World Cup.

2373
02:06:37,159 --> 02:06:39,760
Speaker 15: Someone else with Portugal winning the world Wow?

2374
02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:44,279
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, if any of the rest of yours

2375
02:06:44,279 --> 02:06:45,640
we missed, we apologize.

2376
02:06:45,840 --> 02:06:47,199
Speaker 15: I'm doing the best like an Amber.

2377
02:06:47,279 --> 02:06:50,680
Speaker 1: Dawn Rising had a shout out also, and then Rennick

2378
02:06:50,760 --> 02:06:53,359
Johnson said one for me, one for you. It's a

2379
02:06:53,359 --> 02:06:56,840
little shot, a little whiskey shot. It looks like so yeah.

2380
02:06:56,920 --> 02:06:59,760
Nick flint has had this thing about his take on

2381
02:06:59,800 --> 02:07:04,399
the election. He was hoping that that there is kind

2382
02:07:04,439 --> 02:07:08,720
of an insurgent candidate that is not from the Trump sphere.

2383
02:07:12,079 --> 02:07:13,479
Let me see, I think he was. He was on

2384
02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:15,279
what's it called fresh and Fit or whatever?

2385
02:07:15,279 --> 02:07:15,560
Speaker 3: The hell?

2386
02:07:16,600 --> 02:07:17,920
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that black guy?

2387
02:07:18,239 --> 02:07:18,840
Speaker 15: What's his name?

2388
02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, my Ron Games? Yeah, and Nick Quintes made some sense.

2389
02:07:28,119 --> 02:07:31,039
He was saying that I think this is it. I

2390
02:07:31,439 --> 02:07:33,760
don't know, I'll just recap it. He was saying that

2391
02:07:35,520 --> 02:07:38,880
he thinks that there's going to have to come like

2392
02:07:38,920 --> 02:07:43,199
a change in the tide of Republican sentiment. Where Republicans

2393
02:07:43,199 --> 02:07:46,600
look at the Trump administration as a failure, and if

2394
02:07:46,680 --> 02:07:49,159
that happens, then there might be room for a candidate

2395
02:07:49,199 --> 02:07:52,560
that's not from that sphere to come in with a

2396
02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:56,039
new foreign policy. But otherwise it's just going to be

2397
02:07:56,119 --> 02:08:00,760
Rubio versus Vans, and that's both of those guys are

2398
02:08:00,800 --> 02:08:02,840
status quo as far as he's concerned.

2399
02:08:02,920 --> 02:08:05,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think JD. Vance crushes Rubio.

2400
02:08:06,760 --> 02:08:10,359
Speaker 1: Nobody likes Rubio. No one's ever liked Rubio. Soulless, right, Yeah,

2401
02:08:10,359 --> 02:08:14,239
he's kind of soulless, you know. Here at least Advance

2402
02:08:14,399 --> 02:08:18,840
like plays at having a personality, right, yes, okay, And

2403
02:08:18,880 --> 02:08:20,479
we'll get into these last ones here. These are the

2404
02:08:20,520 --> 02:08:26,319
ones from this h fuck cute Fouque says uh l

2405
02:08:26,399 --> 02:08:28,800
m a O, Sam, I don't even care if I'm wrong,

2406
02:08:28,840 --> 02:08:32,920
And he's not being sarcastic. That grandma, that grandpa comment

2407
02:08:33,039 --> 02:08:38,920
was hilarious. Okay, yeah, we being sarcastic, Tricky Hickey and

2408
02:08:38,960 --> 02:08:42,720
thank you fo cue. Tricky Hickey says, still looking to

2409
02:08:42,720 --> 02:08:45,159
get some ronan stickers, Sam, And this guy wants th

2410
02:08:45,319 --> 02:08:45,960
Ronan stickers.

2411
02:08:46,079 --> 02:08:49,079
Speaker 2: Okay, I try to figure out one. I'm not good

2412
02:08:49,159 --> 02:08:50,560
at that. I give up.

2413
02:08:50,840 --> 02:08:53,159
Speaker 15: He says he had something that had sentimental value.

2414
02:08:53,199 --> 02:08:55,960
Speaker 3: Help a brother, I'll figure it out, dude.

2415
02:08:56,239 --> 02:08:57,520
Speaker 15: Also, come to Alaska.

2416
02:08:58,039 --> 02:08:59,840
Speaker 1: We should, we should. I would love to go to Alaska.

2417
02:08:59,840 --> 02:09:01,960
I'll go on my own dime just to explore we

2418
02:09:01,960 --> 02:09:03,800
should go to Alaska together. I'd love to do that.

2419
02:09:04,279 --> 02:09:07,239
Rennick Johnson says, I F and love broken sim He

2420
02:09:07,279 --> 02:09:07,960
didn't say F and.

2421
02:09:08,199 --> 02:09:10,319
Speaker 3: I love you too, dude, we love you too.

2422
02:09:10,560 --> 02:09:14,359
Speaker 1: I got curses, what a guy? I love that little

2423
02:09:14,439 --> 02:09:21,800
casual cursing. Stan Daniels Sam stands on business undercover TJ

2424
02:09:21,920 --> 02:09:25,840
in the house. What's the undercover TJ?

2425
02:09:26,880 --> 02:09:28,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, Oh dude.

2426
02:09:28,760 --> 02:09:31,439
Speaker 1: Speaking of TJ, I got a story, okay, real quick.

2427
02:09:33,159 --> 02:09:34,880
You know, I got an old I got a big

2428
02:09:34,880 --> 02:09:37,479
ass new TV for the house, and I had heard

2429
02:09:37,880 --> 02:09:41,119
so I sold my old projector on eBay one hundred

2430
02:09:41,159 --> 02:09:42,000
and twenty inch projector.

2431
02:09:42,119 --> 02:09:46,039
Speaker 15: Nice projector with the screen. And so right before I.

2432
02:09:46,000 --> 02:09:48,199
Speaker 1: Go to bed one night, at like one am, I

2433
02:09:48,239 --> 02:09:51,399
get a message from somebody with no feedback almost always

2434
02:09:51,439 --> 02:09:54,239
a scam when they have no feedback on anybody, saying, hey,

2435
02:09:54,520 --> 02:09:56,439
would you be cool if I paid cash for this

2436
02:09:56,520 --> 02:09:58,199
and came to pick it up, which is what I

2437
02:09:58,239 --> 02:10:00,199
was looking for. So I was like, yeah, totally, and

2438
02:10:00,239 --> 02:10:01,840
then I went to sleep, and then I woke up

2439
02:10:01,840 --> 02:10:04,560
the next day around ten am and I got another

2440
02:10:04,600 --> 02:10:08,840
message from that person saying, Hey, I'm driving up from Baja.

2441
02:10:09,279 --> 02:10:12,039
I'm about to cross the border and I'll be there

2442
02:10:12,079 --> 02:10:15,079
in two hours, which is totally not how eBay works.

2443
02:10:15,119 --> 02:10:18,079
You buy the thing, commit to buy it. You know,

2444
02:10:18,079 --> 02:10:20,039
you have to end the listing, and then.

2445
02:10:20,279 --> 02:10:22,000
Speaker 3: You didn't give them your address, did ya.

2446
02:10:23,000 --> 02:10:26,680
Speaker 1: Well they they they didn't ask for my address. They

2447
02:10:26,840 --> 02:10:28,560
they knew I was. I told him I was in

2448
02:10:29,039 --> 02:10:31,840
generally in the valley, and they were just already starting up,

2449
02:10:32,439 --> 02:10:37,520
so I'm thinking they're like I already told him they

2450
02:10:37,560 --> 02:10:39,760
were paying cash. And then I'm thinking like, okay, is

2451
02:10:39,760 --> 02:10:42,760
it gonna be counterfeit? So at first I'm like, okay, well,

2452
02:10:42,760 --> 02:10:44,760
you'd be cool meeting at the police station to do

2453
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:48,920
the swap, and they were like, yeah, that's fine whatever,

2454
02:10:49,560 --> 02:10:51,520
and I'm like, Okay, well, it wouldn't be a scam

2455
02:10:51,560 --> 02:10:54,359
if they're cool meeting at the police station. And then

2456
02:10:54,399 --> 02:10:56,720
I think it's going to be such a bitch to

2457
02:10:56,920 --> 02:10:59,560
take this giant projector screen to the police station. So

2458
02:10:59,640 --> 02:11:03,199
then I gave up and gave them my address. Oh Johnny,

2459
02:11:03,199 --> 02:11:06,319
you're gonna die. And but I'm freaking out, Like I

2460
02:11:06,359 --> 02:11:08,840
tell my girl, like, hey, go upstairs and if it

2461
02:11:08,880 --> 02:11:11,520
looks bad, call the cops. Lock the door.

2462
02:11:12,079 --> 02:11:14,079
Speaker 15: They roll up, and they roll up in the front

2463
02:11:14,079 --> 02:11:14,560
of the house.

2464
02:11:15,359 --> 02:11:19,399
Speaker 1: It's three girls, a twenty two year old Mexican girl,

2465
02:11:19,520 --> 02:11:22,680
her mother and her grandma, and they've come up from

2466
02:11:22,720 --> 02:11:26,960
Tijuana because they run a Mexican or obviously it's Mexican,

2467
02:11:27,159 --> 02:11:29,880
but like a Mexican food restaurant down there, and they

2468
02:11:29,960 --> 02:11:33,640
needed on short notice a giant screen to play the

2469
02:11:33,680 --> 02:11:37,199
World Cup, the World Mexican World Cup game that's like

2470
02:11:37,239 --> 02:11:39,319
the next day on and they just needed one like

2471
02:11:39,399 --> 02:11:44,000
stat So they drove up from Mexico from Tijuana to

2472
02:11:44,039 --> 02:11:47,119
pick up my projector, and I'm like, oh, this is great.

2473
02:11:47,159 --> 02:11:50,119
I helpe them there. I can make out some Spanish phrase,

2474
02:11:50,640 --> 02:11:52,439
ask them if the Donkey Show is real.

2475
02:11:53,479 --> 02:11:55,239
Speaker 15: Well, the girl is the only one that speaks English.

2476
02:11:55,319 --> 02:11:58,520
Speaker 1: Lovely girl, like really cute and sweet, and she comes

2477
02:11:58,520 --> 02:12:01,319
out just like a Mexican girl. The power drill and

2478
02:12:01,359 --> 02:12:03,399
me and her are just taking it apart with the

2479
02:12:03,439 --> 02:12:07,560
power tools totally handy, but I can hear the women

2480
02:12:07,800 --> 02:12:14,520
like talking about like they were talking about how they

2481
02:12:14,520 --> 02:12:16,760
thought they'd like to see a man use power tools

2482
02:12:16,840 --> 02:12:19,720
or something like that. I could make it out anyway.

2483
02:12:19,760 --> 02:12:22,359
So I helped them get it and they take it

2484
02:12:22,399 --> 02:12:25,279
down there, and then the girl shows me their Instagram

2485
02:12:25,319 --> 02:12:27,079
and so I can follow them, and she's like, you

2486
02:12:27,079 --> 02:12:29,600
got to come down well, you know, we'll feed you

2487
02:12:29,640 --> 02:12:31,560
and you'll have a great time watch the World Cup.

2488
02:12:31,560 --> 02:12:34,159
Speaker 15: And I'm like, all right, great, they have my address.

2489
02:12:34,199 --> 02:12:40,840
Speaker 1: Now whatever story. So that night I'm like, oh, that's

2490
02:12:40,920 --> 02:12:43,560
kind of they seem kind of cool. I look it up, dude,

2491
02:12:43,640 --> 02:12:47,520
and the first Google result is this this. I'll even

2492
02:12:47,560 --> 02:12:50,760
bring up the story. Okay, actually no, I don't want

2493
02:12:50,760 --> 02:12:52,680
to name the restaurant. You can find it though, if

2494
02:12:52,680 --> 02:12:57,640
you care. The story is this guy who owned the

2495
02:12:57,680 --> 02:13:02,399
restaurant died old man, and there's a succession battle going

2496
02:13:02,399 --> 02:13:05,199
on at this restaurant and the son, one of the

2497
02:13:05,279 --> 02:13:10,560
sons who's American, goes down there and while he's grieving,

2498
02:13:10,840 --> 02:13:15,119
gets tricked and assigning some documents by the mother so

2499
02:13:15,239 --> 02:13:17,640
to give up his rights to the restaurant. And so

2500
02:13:17,760 --> 02:13:20,319
he's fighting this and he says, the next time he's

2501
02:13:20,319 --> 02:13:24,479
down there, masked men come and bag his ass and

2502
02:13:24,520 --> 02:13:28,119
put him in handcuffs and force him to give up

2503
02:13:28,159 --> 02:13:31,760
the business and then ends up getting him involuntarily committed,

2504
02:13:32,920 --> 02:13:35,600
so that he's just in this like kind of dodgy

2505
02:13:36,159 --> 02:13:39,760
mental asylum because he's fighting it, and he has to

2506
02:13:39,800 --> 02:13:42,399
call like Amnesty International or something this is in the

2507
02:13:42,399 --> 02:13:46,600
newspaper to get my god, and then the American consulate

2508
02:13:46,680 --> 02:13:49,880
has to come bust him out of this illegal un

2509
02:13:49,920 --> 02:13:52,720
climent that he's in by his like sounds like his

2510
02:13:52,760 --> 02:13:56,439
mom or something. Uh, And now he's fighting it from America,

2511
02:13:56,479 --> 02:13:58,520
trying to get the restaurant back. But these are like,

2512
02:13:59,039 --> 02:14:01,159
they're like juice, these you know what I mean. They're

2513
02:14:01,239 --> 02:14:05,640
like bagging people and handcuffing them. And they know where

2514
02:14:05,640 --> 02:14:08,239
I live now, and I've talked about it on the podcast.

2515
02:14:08,239 --> 02:14:11,399
So that was probably stupid. Fine people though they seem

2516
02:14:11,479 --> 02:14:14,119
really sweet, but just don't try to take the restaurant

2517
02:14:14,159 --> 02:14:19,479
from okay. Black Blue Studio says, your mom reads super Chats.

2518
02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:22,159
Fun hanging out tonight, your mom reads Superchats.

2519
02:14:22,159 --> 02:14:27,680
Speaker 15: Bro was that your mom reads super Chats? Tricky Hicky

2520
02:14:27,720 --> 02:14:29,319
says he'll show us around Alaska.

2521
02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:37,600
Speaker 1: Let's go bro do that. TJ Equals tunnel g TFH

2522
02:14:37,680 --> 02:14:41,000
one thousand was the best. That's from Stan Daniels. And

2523
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:45,760
then we already did this one. And then Sativa Spiral

2524
02:14:45,880 --> 02:14:50,439
says Sam Ravioli from tripa Lee, shooting river of potato

2525
02:14:50,520 --> 02:14:55,279
water flowing like the Ganges River. That was beautiful.

2526
02:14:55,439 --> 02:14:56,640
Speaker 3: Wow, oh thank you.

2527
02:14:56,960 --> 02:14:58,000
Speaker 1: I was affected by that.

2528
02:14:58,079 --> 02:14:58,680
Speaker 3: I really was.

2529
02:14:59,079 --> 02:15:02,319
Speaker 1: Jd Vance speed round. Jade Vance was praising Richard Nixon.

2530
02:15:03,680 --> 02:15:08,000
There's a guy that's eating people. Did you see this? No,

2531
02:15:08,600 --> 02:15:12,680
he is He works at Okay hospital. Oh yeah, yeah,

2532
02:15:12,720 --> 02:15:16,279
he's a hospital worker and he's allegedly been stealing remains

2533
02:15:16,279 --> 02:15:20,880
in Budapest, Hungry and a hospital here is. A hospital

2534
02:15:20,920 --> 02:15:24,000
employee was accused of stealing human remains from his workplace

2535
02:15:24,319 --> 02:15:29,359
and abandoned cemeteries, then preparing and eating them as meals.

2536
02:15:29,840 --> 02:15:33,319
According to a release from Hungarian police, the thirty year

2537
02:15:33,359 --> 02:15:36,840
old man was arrested on suspicion of illegal use of

2538
02:15:36,880 --> 02:15:41,479
a human body. During the search, investigators found a prepared,

2539
02:15:42,119 --> 02:15:48,079
prepared human face, facial skin, and bones stored in a suitcase,

2540
02:15:48,159 --> 02:15:53,159
complete with a lower leg, a brain, hands, head, skulls

2541
02:15:53,199 --> 02:15:57,359
and heart and a jar. So yeah, speed round guys

2542
02:15:57,359 --> 02:15:59,199
eating eating people, dead people.

2543
02:16:00,640 --> 02:16:02,960
Speaker 3: Ude? All right, Johnny, I gotta go.

2544
02:16:03,159 --> 02:16:05,279
Speaker 1: Okay, last this is a moment, your moment of zen.

2545
02:16:05,600 --> 02:16:08,119
Uh So, do you know what tanner right is? Sam?

2546
02:16:08,159 --> 02:16:09,199
Have you ever heard of tannerit?

2547
02:16:10,279 --> 02:16:10,439
Speaker 8: Oh?

2548
02:16:10,640 --> 02:16:13,039
Speaker 1: No, it's this. It's a it's a kind of a

2549
02:16:13,119 --> 02:16:20,119
mild explosive that target shooters use, uh two have what

2550
02:16:20,119 --> 02:16:24,039
would you say, like a an indication that they've hit

2551
02:16:24,079 --> 02:16:26,640
the target. You know what I mean? It reacts, it's reactive.

2552
02:16:26,880 --> 02:16:31,479
It explodes a little when you if you use a

2553
02:16:31,479 --> 02:16:33,319
little bit of it. But people like to pack a

2554
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:36,840
ton of it into targets, and sometimes they use metal

2555
02:16:36,879 --> 02:16:42,520
targets or metal containers filled with tannerite. And this woman

2556
02:16:42,600 --> 02:16:46,680
right here, narrow what this is like as close as

2557
02:16:46,680 --> 02:16:50,319
you can come with death and not die. Uh look

2558
02:16:50,319 --> 02:16:52,959
at this dude. Watch this video. This guy's shooting this

2559
02:16:53,280 --> 02:16:56,639
tannerite filled container of some kind of target and watch

2560
02:16:56,719 --> 02:17:09,079
what happens. He misses pops, Now he hits it. Did

2561
02:17:09,120 --> 02:17:15,120
you see that? Yeah? And the hits him. Oh narrow,

2562
02:17:15,200 --> 02:17:24,600
that's metal. Dude narrowly misses this woman like that's god, yeah, oh.

2563
02:17:24,159 --> 02:17:32,040
Speaker 2: My god, Oh my goodness, Bro, that looked like something

2564
02:17:32,079 --> 02:17:36,200
straight out of sci fi film Final Destination or something.

2565
02:17:37,079 --> 02:17:44,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what dude. You hear about shrapnel and

2566
02:17:44,639 --> 02:17:47,600
in the you know, like in in combat, that's what

2567
02:17:47,639 --> 02:17:49,920
you're talking about right there, Dude, you never know when

2568
02:17:50,079 --> 02:17:52,479
when metal and the explosives reacteds.

2569
02:17:53,040 --> 02:17:58,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, I think we're I gotta go, Johnny.

2570
02:17:59,000 --> 02:18:00,559
Speaker 15: Did you see dustin poorie a and uh?

2571
02:18:01,479 --> 02:18:04,440
Speaker 1: And ude, this is crazy in the airport.

2572
02:18:05,120 --> 02:18:07,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be bad minding.

2573
02:18:08,200 --> 02:18:12,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he he They take him off a plane

2574
02:18:12,000 --> 02:18:15,719
because he's being rowdy, I guess. And what happened, Well,

2575
02:18:16,479 --> 02:18:21,319
let's go dog, Let's go the dog. That's the let's

2576
02:18:21,360 --> 02:18:23,639
go big dog. Is is poor and he's talking to

2577
02:18:24,159 --> 02:18:27,000
body can bunch of holes. Let's go.

2578
02:18:27,920 --> 02:18:28,280
Speaker 11: Let's go.

2579
02:18:30,280 --> 02:18:30,559
Speaker 26: Line.

2580
02:18:32,920 --> 02:18:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, pulling off the plane, all my boys went to

2581
02:18:35,040 --> 02:18:38,760
the Now what the and this is.

2582
02:18:41,040 --> 02:18:42,479
Speaker 6: C bro, Just.

2583
02:18:44,719 --> 02:18:47,159
Speaker 15: This guy's got tremendous respect for him, by the way, you.

2584
02:18:47,079 --> 02:18:49,840
Speaker 1: Can because he knows this guy can fight. Yes, of

2585
02:18:49,879 --> 02:18:52,079
course he does. If this was anybody else, he would

2586
02:18:52,079 --> 02:18:55,479
not be talking to him. Yeah, I'll fight you right now.

2587
02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:56,639
Speaker 6: No, I don't want to fight, bro.

2588
02:18:57,280 --> 02:18:59,280
Speaker 1: He's taking his backpack off. That's like when you saw

2589
02:18:59,319 --> 02:19:02,840
that guy stretch out. You remember that that story you

2590
02:19:02,920 --> 02:19:05,559
told the guy wanted to fight you and you come

2591
02:19:05,600 --> 02:19:07,559
out of the comedy club and he's stretching. This is

2592
02:19:07,600 --> 02:19:09,600
the exact same kind of thing right now.

2593
02:19:09,760 --> 02:19:11,079
Speaker 6: I don't want to fight, bro, I don't want to

2594
02:19:11,399 --> 02:19:12,000
I don't want to fight.

2595
02:19:15,000 --> 02:19:16,000
Speaker 1: Tell him, tell him, come on.

2596
02:19:16,799 --> 02:19:18,920
Speaker 3: It will be bad, Bro, it's gonna be bad.

2597
02:19:18,959 --> 02:19:22,360
Speaker 1: But bro, Bro, I love that it's gonna be bad,

2598
02:19:23,959 --> 02:19:24,280
gonna be.

2599
02:19:25,879 --> 02:19:26,040
Speaker 19: Now.

2600
02:19:26,079 --> 02:19:28,399
Speaker 15: This is the cop you can see in the videos, got.

2601
02:19:28,239 --> 02:19:30,600
Speaker 3: His hands out the taser.

2602
02:19:31,319 --> 02:19:35,799
Speaker 1: He's not gonna fight something.

2603
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:37,559
Speaker 3: He's showing him great rest.

2604
02:19:38,079 --> 02:19:48,200
Speaker 6: Relax, Relax, bro, Relax, relax, bang you up, relax, and you.

2605
02:19:48,120 --> 02:19:51,440
Speaker 3: Know you're in trouble when the cops scared. Yes, all

2606
02:19:51,479 --> 02:19:54,840
the chicks are running.

2607
02:19:53,920 --> 02:19:56,440
Speaker 11: This guy's.

2608
02:19:58,559 --> 02:19:59,959
Speaker 6: What's one of the beeces?

2609
02:20:00,520 --> 02:20:01,319
Speaker 1: Blind holes?

2610
02:20:01,399 --> 02:20:01,600
Speaker 22: Man?

2611
02:20:02,440 --> 02:20:04,360
Speaker 1: He said the lion hose? Is that what he said?

2612
02:20:04,399 --> 02:20:06,920
Speaker 15: The flight attendant.

2613
02:20:08,040 --> 02:20:10,319
Speaker 1: And now does is holding his arm out. Just arrest me.

2614
02:20:11,120 --> 02:20:17,399
He's giving up. Arrest me. That's the best way.

2615
02:20:17,479 --> 02:20:17,680
Speaker 5: Dog.

2616
02:20:19,920 --> 02:20:21,440
Speaker 3: It's very funny, found it.

2617
02:20:22,040 --> 02:20:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.

2618
02:20:22,959 --> 02:20:23,799
Speaker 3: Wounded dude.

2619
02:20:23,920 --> 02:20:26,559
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because when the big black guy comes up,

2620
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:30,239
his attitude change I love dusting. This reminds me of

2621
02:20:30,239 --> 02:20:32,600
what I was working at a strip part. I tell

2622
02:20:32,600 --> 02:20:35,319
you this story. I'm doing security. I don't know why

2623
02:20:35,399 --> 02:20:38,319
they got me doing security. I'm skinny a ship back then.

2624
02:20:38,760 --> 02:20:41,079
I mean, this guy named t was a mountain of

2625
02:20:41,079 --> 02:20:46,920
a black man, like NFL giant black guy. So we're

2626
02:20:47,000 --> 02:20:49,479
letting people in. It's like a Friday or Saturday night's pumping.

2627
02:20:49,920 --> 02:20:52,799
These three Mexicans come up. They're like, fuck you, white boy,

2628
02:20:53,440 --> 02:20:56,200
fucking white boy. I'm like, okay, cool man, just chill.

2629
02:20:56,559 --> 02:20:59,200
He's like, fuck you, white boy. I'm like, dog, just

2630
02:20:59,239 --> 02:21:00,520
go inside of a good time.

2631
02:21:00,840 --> 02:21:01,920
Speaker 1: Fuck you what boy?

2632
02:21:02,239 --> 02:21:04,479
Speaker 3: I go, dude, you're gonna get in trouble man. I'm

2633
02:21:04,479 --> 02:21:07,920
the nice guy here. I'm just trying to make a dollar. Dude,

2634
02:21:08,200 --> 02:21:11,200
fuck you white boy. And then they go, hey, dude,

2635
02:21:11,239 --> 02:21:12,840
you're gonna fuck around. You're gonna have to deal with

2636
02:21:12,879 --> 02:21:13,879
these motherfuckers.

2637
02:21:14,200 --> 02:21:16,399
Speaker 2: And they look over and they see fucking tea and

2638
02:21:16,440 --> 02:21:20,879
they're like, fucking white boy. They like they knew they

2639
02:21:20,879 --> 02:21:23,239
were about to get their asses beat by a fucking

2640
02:21:23,440 --> 02:21:27,719
giant black guy. And they calm the fuck down. But

2641
02:21:28,000 --> 02:21:30,879
it's like that, I mean, and no disrespect to dust Potier.

2642
02:21:31,040 --> 02:21:33,719
Hey dog, it's like I know they always say pro

2643
02:21:33,760 --> 02:21:37,680
athletes go through two deaths, right, Yeah, they go through

2644
02:21:37,719 --> 02:21:40,559
their pro death and then their actual death. So I

2645
02:21:40,639 --> 02:21:42,959
understand it ain't easy because you gotta find new shit

2646
02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:46,239
to do and like where does that skill set?

2647
02:21:46,559 --> 02:21:48,840
Speaker 1: Where do you go? I mean, and the thing that sucks.

2648
02:21:48,840 --> 02:21:54,479
Speaker 2: And we'll see, we'll see if Dana White shows him kindness. Yeah,

2649
02:21:54,559 --> 02:21:57,360
because Dana White, regardless of what some people might say

2650
02:21:57,399 --> 02:22:02,239
about this dude, he seems to be really good at like, hey, dude,

2651
02:22:02,280 --> 02:22:04,200
they say stupid shit, I'm not gonna kick him.

2652
02:22:04,120 --> 02:22:07,520
Speaker 1: Out, right, Yeah, that okay guy. I mean he hasn't

2653
02:22:07,639 --> 02:22:08,559
he hasn't kicked him out.

2654
02:22:08,719 --> 02:22:10,440
Speaker 2: So we'll see what, you know, We'll see if this

2655
02:22:10,559 --> 02:22:14,879
costs Dustin because he's he's he's speaking like he's doing

2656
02:22:14,920 --> 02:22:15,879
panel at this ship.

2657
02:22:16,879 --> 02:22:19,360
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's weird. That happened to me. In college.

2658
02:22:19,399 --> 02:22:23,120
By the way, I was my friend was My friend

2659
02:22:23,159 --> 02:22:24,879
was a quarterback on the football team, but not a

2660
02:22:24,920 --> 02:22:26,719
big guy. He was like six to two white guy.

2661
02:22:26,799 --> 02:22:30,000
But then uh, and he was a freshman. I was

2662
02:22:30,000 --> 02:22:33,920
a sophomore that year, and we are on the bus

2663
02:22:33,959 --> 02:22:39,079
alone and these guys get on that want to fight us,

2664
02:22:39,200 --> 02:22:40,879
like a bunch of them. They're like four guys and

2665
02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:44,719
it's just the two of us, and thank god, dude,

2666
02:22:45,200 --> 02:22:47,639
right as it was about to like be a problem,

2667
02:22:48,079 --> 02:22:52,799
the next stop, the whole offensive line of the football

2668
02:22:52,840 --> 02:22:57,079
team gets on. It's just all black dudes, and it

2669
02:22:57,360 --> 02:23:00,280
just ends so fast, like it was the best was

2670
02:23:00,280 --> 02:23:01,559
like out of a movie. Dude.

2671
02:23:01,639 --> 02:23:03,840
Speaker 15: We're sitting there and we're and then we're like, guys.

2672
02:23:03,680 --> 02:23:05,280
Speaker 1: We don't want any problem, and they're like, you're gonna

2673
02:23:05,319 --> 02:23:08,879
have problems. And then the biggest blackness guys you've ever

2674
02:23:08,920 --> 02:23:10,319
seen come on the bus and its like.

2675
02:23:10,319 --> 02:23:11,239
Speaker 3: From your school.

2676
02:23:11,559 --> 02:23:13,360
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, and he's the quarterback, you know.

2677
02:23:13,399 --> 02:23:16,440
Speaker 1: They're like his boys, and oh ship yeah and and

2678
02:23:16,440 --> 02:23:18,639
and then and then I'll never forget. The guy goes,

2679
02:23:19,040 --> 02:23:22,440
we got a problem here, and the guy's like no, man, no,

2680
02:23:22,799 --> 02:23:25,120
and they just got off the bus and it was over, dude,

2681
02:23:25,239 --> 02:23:26,639
it was over that fast. It was a.

2682
02:23:28,399 --> 02:23:32,159
Speaker 25: Clutch bro clutch watch all right, dude, I gotta go

2683
02:23:32,559 --> 02:23:36,280
all right, man, what's the word uh black lineman?

2684
02:23:37,000 --> 02:23:38,200
Speaker 1: No, it's no.

2685
02:23:38,280 --> 02:23:41,520
Speaker 2: The word is it's gonna be bad, my no, yeah, yeah,

2686
02:23:41,680 --> 02:23:42,440
it's gonna be bad.

2687
02:23:42,520 --> 02:23:42,760
Speaker 28: My no.

2688
02:23:43,799 --> 02:23:46,680
Speaker 3: I want to say Johnny so badly, but you know

2689
02:23:46,799 --> 02:23:47,760
you'll get in trouble.

2690
02:23:49,079 --> 02:23:51,959
Speaker 1: It's gonna be bad. You're gonna stand in your comedy special.

2691
02:23:52,079 --> 02:23:53,280
That's the question, everybody.

2692
02:23:53,360 --> 02:23:54,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.

2693
02:23:54,520 --> 02:23:58,079
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put out there's gonna be and I had

2694
02:23:58,079 --> 02:23:58,879
to get it down to.

2695
02:23:58,920 --> 02:24:01,360
Speaker 3: Like thirty minutes. It's thirty four minutes.

2696
02:24:01,840 --> 02:24:03,280
Speaker 15: How long was the tape?

2697
02:24:03,319 --> 02:24:05,280
Speaker 1: Like the full? The full forty minutes.

2698
02:24:05,319 --> 02:24:08,920
Speaker 3: So I've talked to UH, I've talked to gas Initial.

2699
02:24:08,920 --> 02:24:09,399
They're let me.

2700
02:24:09,440 --> 02:24:12,479
Speaker 2: They're gonna let me put out the whole version. And

2701
02:24:12,559 --> 02:24:14,399
I'm just gonna put on my website because there's a

2702
02:24:14,399 --> 02:24:16,239
lot of people working on a lot of ship right now,

2703
02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:19,840
and I want to dude, you know there's a lot

2704
02:24:19,840 --> 02:24:22,079
of ship. But after we get off, I gotta tell

2705
02:24:22,079 --> 02:24:22,600
you something.

2706
02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:25,280
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we love you. Good night, bye bye bye

2707
02:24:25,360 --> 02:24:25,760
bye bye.

2708
02:24:27,760 --> 02:24:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2709
02:24:30,520 --> 02:24:31,879
Speaker 1: Christian