Speaker 1: Cool, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Trip.
Speaker 2: And Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations, starring Johnny Wadard.
Speaker 3: We are in it. We're in it to win it.
Come on, come off, come.
Speaker 1: On, sing the song you were saying before. We're talking
hot gay sex, hocky sex.
Speaker 3: We're talking hot gay sex, hockay sex. Another Sam Tripley.
Speaker 1: Baggar bro original Beggar Amazing, Wow, oh ba.
Speaker 3: Bager.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. How did we get Oh. I
told you I went to Gettysburg and was walking in
the fields. And then you asked me if I saluted,
and then I said, I'm not in the military. I
didn't salute anything, and you can't salute the Confederacy in
the United States.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then I said, I gave it that one finger,
so if you know what I'm saying. And then you
were like, uh, hot gay sex.
Speaker 5: I don't know, Yeah, dude, you just Johnny, I just
reached back in my subconscious and whatever it puts in
my hand, I fling.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's hot hits, dude.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a hot hit that's as hot as it gets.
Speaker 3: If you ask me, Oh my god, Johnny, Oh my god, Johnny.
Speaker 2: So the one thousand episodes doing huge numbers right now,
is it? Yeah, it's due huge numbers seen. And you
know it's a combination of Eddie and Kurt Matsker, you know.
But it's great to see that there's still people out
there that care about an old, old Joe Yellow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. There are a couple of comments too
that just don't get the show, like that are like,
I can't I can't believe Eddie is still talking about
Trump and stuff. I'm I'm like, dude, it's not the show,
you know. And then somebody who was complaining about Kurt
was like, this guy cursed, not very funny. Why doesn't
you talk about conspiracies? You keep talking about Dixon.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, everybody just says whatever they want to say. Dude,
they're all crazy.
Speaker 1: There are just some people out there that when you
whenever I used to take criticism really personally, I still do,
but not as bad as before. And because I saw
how many people that I know in my heart are
talented and funny.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Johnny, before you get that, play some some
quiet music, some like music, and that's like just just
touches your heart and makes everyone understand, like this is
a really important moment right now, Like you're very like
you're just some tender music.
Speaker 1: I have not. I don't know what's on the sport.
Speaker 3: Come on, bum bum bum bum, like something like just soulful, Johnny?
Do you got any soulful music?
Speaker 1: Johnny? That's the cast that he's born of you. No,
I I got that? Oh hey, now what's going on?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I don't have it on there?
Speaker 3: Johnny just almost played a video they didn't want you
one to see.
Speaker 1: What weird hit?
Speaker 2: Johnny too?
Speaker 1: It was the voice changer. It was this.
Speaker 3: Bomb sex we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Talking hokay hot as sex, dude, Johnny. You've seen Scott
Wiener can't walk around without people yelling at him. Is
that gonna be a hot topic Jamie Star's birthday.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, Johnny's best. So if you don't know,
we have this state senator he was a state senator
in California. Who is the He's like our mom, Donnie. Really,
he's the most the most liberal guy you can imagine progressive.
Speaker 2: I don't even think mont Donnie's as bad as he is. Like,
this guy is literally the worst. And his last name
Wiener and all the Wieners are scumbags.
Speaker 3: They're just scumbags.
Speaker 1: He can't go anywhere now. Spencer Pratt weeted this out.
Hey Wiener, guy, I remember when you called me make
a bigot? How does it feel now that the Frankenstein
you created is coming for you? Every stupid communist learns
this history less in the hard way. Enjoy h and
he shows U sweet here mayor make bigot? Say? What
is what Wiener said to h Spencer Pratt asking, I
guess he slammed him? He said that what do Scott
Wiener and the homeless drug addict encampments have in common?
They should both be prohibited from being within a thousand
feet of elementary schools. Fire Bro Wiener can't go in
public without being confronted for no real quick?
Speaker 2: Are we tempting to tech gods by showing this? Is
this seen as something they would be like, well, you
wound wou.
Speaker 1: What do you think I mean? Dude, we're gonna get
We're gonna do it.
Speaker 3: But I say we do it, and let you know,
we got to be honest, dude.
Speaker 1: We should say though starting out last week, our last episode,
our show got taken down, like fully.
Speaker 2: Taking down, dude, I am dangerous. Why will you guys
realize this?
Speaker 1: For two things?
Speaker 3: Dangerous and making hot hits.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking hot gay sex, hot gay sex.
Speaker 3: We're talking hot.
Speaker 1: So it was the Oliver Tree thing. We played some
of that which had that documentary about him, and then
it showed his parents saying kind of concern trolling him.
I'm pretty sure it was all scripted, but they were like,
we're worried about him, we're bringing him home. And while
we were talking about that, we got flagged, like the
or that segment of the podcast got flagged for what
was it? Bullying? Bullying? Yeah, right, bullying and then like
death did not like making light of the day of
a prominent figure, and they not even usually they give
you a warning and they demonetized, but this one, the
video got fully taken down. Yeah, it's like you he
looks like Rob dear Deck. Oliver Tree does, and he
does look like Rob dear Deck. That's true. I little
a little younger though, I think than anyway, So here's
the wiener what you ear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dana Dana White was like it was so dumb.
Who was I think it was like Jones and Dana
White were the same people.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, everybody's out Jones.
Speaker 2: Uh so here, I've invited on, I've been I've invited
him on.
Speaker 1: He's afraid. Just know he hasn't bound.
Speaker 3: The show because he chooses not to Look at how.
Speaker 1: Twinky he is. This is like if Ari was a twink, right,
look at look.
Speaker 3: At this is gay are for sure. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7: Your legislation on trans on trans issues, and your legislation
specifically protecting queers on the sex Offender Registry is fancy.
Speaker 2: Stop right there. Listen to what this guy just said. Yeah,
like everyone's hailing this thing because they hate Scott Wiener
so much, but this guy said, thank you for not,
you know, making it so we don't go on the
sex offenders list for doing evil stuff to kids.
Speaker 1: Just think about that. Like, there's no good.
Speaker 2: Guys in this video, by the way, there's no heroes,
there's no nothing.
Speaker 1: It just come back.
Speaker 2: This is like Jason Voor He's fighting Freddy Krueger. There's
no good guys. Thank you for making it so we
can do bad things at tails are and not have
the redtay of the text matter.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, dude, there's no good guys here.
Speaker 1: No, and they're seldom are.
Speaker 3: But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: This guy's trying to say, listen, dude, this is like
the chat on my chats are fire and then once
in a while someone goes fully stupid. This guy thinks
this guy was being sarcastic, saying that do you believe that.
Speaker 1: Johnny listen to his voice? Of course? Not no, I mean.
Speaker 2: Done, Oh my god, pretty sure, sarcasm guy. Pretty sure
your Odena dude, my dad right now? If he read that,
I'd be like, dude, you're Odeena.
Speaker 1: On dumbfuck pills.
Speaker 2: Your dad saying that, really, Sam, don't od on dumb
fuck pills.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta see if this. You know, you
ever do the thing where you go on to the
homeplace of YouTube and get to what you're going through
and then right as it's going away, you see something
that you're like, you need to look at that, and
then you go back and it's gone. That happens to me.
Hold on, this guy saying Freddy Krueger was clearly the
good guy.
Speaker 3: I believe that.
Speaker 1: I would go for Freddy. Yeah, that was that was
what I was saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's a bad guy that you're room for
taking out the bad bad guy. But he's not a
good guy. Dude, you can't sleep. You gotta do yayo
for like days just to live. But what I saw,
everyone thinks Freddy Krueger is a good guy.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: And this is why we got political system with two
parties that people still believe in.
Speaker 3: Literally that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's literally the same thing. No, do you know what?
This is what I saw? By the way I said,
I clicked back to Bill. Bill mar just had Kevin
Spacey on his podcast. Yes, oh no, yeah, I have
to watch that obviously, But you got to Johnny.
Speaker 3: You gotta do how you get a jacket to anything?
Speaker 1: Else?
Speaker 3: You gotta watch?
Speaker 1: Oh no, what do you do? Bill is so contrarian
that he just ties.
Speaker 2: The same contrarian It's like, I don't see anything wrong
with it. Like three out of the four people to
accuse you of stuff ended up dead.
Speaker 3: Why do I care? Why do I care? You're a
great actor? What do I care? That was my Bill? Maher,
I thought it was getting close?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 1: Oh is that what that was?
Speaker 3: I don't care? Okay, I why don't care?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Do whatever? You want, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well that's the only that's the only phrase
I have of Billmore's. Okay, So wien are here? Looks exhausted,
doesn't He just haggard like he's had it. Look at
the woman by the way by the way behind.
Speaker 3: Can you start from the beginning, dude, and watch his walk.
Speaker 1: Hold on, look over his shoulder at the person in
the back. You don't know what that is?
Speaker 3: That is a big foot sighting.
Speaker 1: It's got a double mohawk. One side is green and
the other side is pink, and a leather jacket and
a diet coke probably cherry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, from the beginning, he looks like you mean
it might have had a long night.
Speaker 1: Look at him, he's like, h oh, legislation on trans
Do you think you know what? You know what? I
bet you stop it, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Let's listen to this again, and really, let's see if
this guy's super sarcastic.
Speaker 1: Let's see when I see him walking, I think he's
got a song in his head.
Speaker 3: Weird, uh, weird.
Speaker 2: This sand Jedi right there, some some extra from like
Star Wars.
Speaker 1: It looks like the new Star Wars. Yeah, that's Yeah,
he would be in the New Star Wars TV. Just now.
I think when Wiener is walking, he's got a song
in his head. You know that song is Sam I think, yeah,
I think he wrote the song that was in his
head Sham about ten minutes ago we're talking. That's what I imagine,
that's what's in his head when he's walking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, I think your legislation on trans on trans issues,
and you're let's just like just typically protecting queers on
the sex offender Registry is fantastic. It really at you
for that, and I think you deserve to be.
Speaker 8: Here for that.
Speaker 7: But I think you're legend.
Speaker 9: I think you're you're.
Speaker 7: Housing policy and specifically your housing policy aligning with Gimpi's
and I think your your policy, and I think your
policy on the genocide and Glasa, the genocide and PLASA.
Speaker 8: It's I think you do.
Speaker 1: You do not belong here. You do not belong here.
Speaker 3: It's not anymore.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Look at that whatever that is what dude.
Speaker 2: This is insanity, dude, This is insanity, dude.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He looks like Waldo.
Speaker 3: Remember, it's like, who can I blame this on?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 3: Who can I blame this song.
Speaker 1: Okay, who can I blame this song?
Speaker 2: And dude, I mean just classic has to bring up
like nineteen forties Germany as this. It's like, dude, you
are you are okay what's happened in Gaza and you're
okay with them hurting kids in your state and you're
blaming it on nineteen forties Nazi Germany. Like like, dude, dude,
this is it, man, I mean, I mean, this is it.
Speaker 3: There is people, Dude.
Speaker 1: This will be like if you win in the comedy
store and everybody was just like if.
Speaker 2: You I mean they say when I'm not there, no, no,
I'm with you, dude, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Dude. Is place, man, this is where he should be
most comfortable. This isn't the only video, by the way,
I let this play. What I pull the other video
there's uh, there's more of him just being accosted in
the streets.
Speaker 2: How good someone like you, ud Srancisco Scott say something.
Speaker 1: Redeem yourself, Redeem yourself.
Speaker 10: I want I.
Speaker 1: Want to like the person who legislation.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, this guy still thinks he was being sarcastic.
Speaker 3: I mean, bro, these are your people.
Speaker 1: Who do you where do you go to drake queers?
Speaker 2: And by the way, queer is not gay, just so
you guys know, all right, it's not.
Speaker 1: I mean you just got ran out. You got ran
out the event. Dude, he's out for dinner tone and
gets accosted. There's another These videos just keep coming in.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: You got a move from San Francisco. Dude, you created
this monster.
Speaker 1: If you moved to Austin, that would be great if
he ends up moving to Austin and running for office. Okay,
So here's him trying to have some dinner. It looks
like with some of his gay besties.
Speaker 8: My hood.
Speaker 1: Bro, Hey, when you gotta get out my hood? Bro't
even know what it is.
Speaker 3: We ain't just to tennis side.
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna coach to my neighborhood, bro, you
fucked up. He does look like all right, doesn't he.
Speaker 3: And he's about to cry.
Speaker 1: It isn't being good in Palestine. You don't come in
it it's good.
Speaker 3: It's like he can't compute why this is happening to it.
Speaker 1: Time get out, leave. See. I think he thinks it's
it's as you know, Antian.
Speaker 2: Of course that's what he's blaming it on because it's
so easy to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't even talk about none of that ship. I'm
talking to him just as this ship to be a shame.
You have no to my community, mission, district.
Speaker 3: This is mission.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you. I'm talking to him. Why
are you not saying nothing?
Speaker 3: Why are you not saying nothing?
Speaker 10: Bro?
Speaker 3: Are you not saying we all come here?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 3: This is a place of eating.
Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't matter what you think, no matter how
many kids have to die and how many kids have
to get ard. Okay, Like and dude, stop now, this
is where they're in trouble because they're all woke assholes,
right and then can yell that Johnny, if you had
to guess the color of the guy yelling at him,
who do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Well, he's he's uh what would you say? I would say?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, so he's probably either Mexican or black.
Speaker 1: And half half Mexican, half half Mexican.
Speaker 3: Half black.
Speaker 2: Dude, we're talking hybrid superstars here, right, which short circuits
anything you can do because in the woke world, you
cannot question the King's dog.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, because the worst, the worst thing.
Speaker 2: To a woke person is literally their nine to eleven
is being called racist. Like he's living a nine to
eleven right now for a second time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the second time.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like, how many nine elevens can one
guy have in a week?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: This is his, dude, He's getting called a big a
racis and a genocide.
Speaker 1: That is his nine to eleven. That's the worst thing,
the worst thing I can do them You might as
well kill him if they're gonna if they're gonna call him. No,
we don't condone that, Johnny, No, no, no, no, I mean
like harmful words. It's a fate worse than death for him,
is what I mean. To be called a bigot or
a racist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the worst thing ever. It is the
worst that. It is a it's a capital punishment to
the woke people. Yeah, dude, So you can't right, this
is this is his October seventh, one thousand times over.
It's his personal this is his October seven hundred in
seventy seven, that's his personal.
Speaker 3: Walk, dude, he just cannot believe this is happening to him.
He's being called a.
Speaker 1: Big Yeah, it's not his nine to eleven because if
it was his nine to eleven, he'd be out front
and a white van dancing dancing. Yeah, yeah, definitely not
nine to eleven. But I mean it goes on for
the guy just won't leave him along. I'll skip to
the end. This is what we want, though, right, for
these kinds of people that we all know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've been totally cut you off, Johnny, Please finish
your thought.
Speaker 1: No, it's because we're it's because we're I'm just saying,
this is what we want for these people who espouse genocide,
you know what I mean, or at least support people
who espouse genocide. We want them to have some discomfort
in their life, you know, not to be able to
go out and just have a meal. Now, I'm not
in favor of people who just have bad opinions being
you know, drummed out of town. There's a you know,
a place to have a formal debate. But for this
kind of thing, I'm okay with.
Speaker 2: I agree, dude, I totally agree, dude. And it's just like,
you know, everyone says whatever they.
Speaker 3: Want about Q. We know that Epstein and all them, but.
Speaker 2: They did say they did say, yeah, she won't be
able to walk the streets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel like they are Hillary Clinton,
who walks the streets a lot. We'll mention her later.
We got something about her later in absens.
Speaker 3: I mean they go to things, people yell at them
all the time.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, we need more of this, We need
more yelling at these people.
Speaker 1: What is he now though? Is he like a like
a county commissioner or something.
Speaker 2: No, he's a senator and he well, he's a California
senator and he's running for uh sweet tits Nancy.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a center anymore.
Speaker 3: He's running for her seat, right, But.
Speaker 1: He's not a senator right now. He's he was a
member of the California State Senate. He is currently a
member of the San Francisco Board. Uh no, wait, no,
what is I guess he's not in office right now.
He's just a candidate for the House of Representatives. But yeah,
I hope there's no way he can win, right.
Speaker 2: He's won before when he's passed legislation to make it
okay to do bad things the kids and now have
to get on the sex offender list. It's just like,
it's unbelievable how anyone doesn't. This guy's allowed to walk
the streets and this is all that happens to him,
and any other time in history, it would be really
bad for this guy.
Speaker 1: Let's see how it ends.
Speaker 11: What it is?
Speaker 3: You know what it is?
Speaker 1: What do you think of his conflict resolution technique here,
which is just to stare blankly at the person talking
to you and and and do nothing at all? What
do you think of that? Is that the way to
handle this? What would you do?
Speaker 3: I mean, what are you gonna do? Right?
Speaker 2: But what I mean it seems if he probably thinks
he said something he's gonna get smacked. Yeah, so he
just sits there and walks away.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just like and.
Speaker 3: The you know these he's part of that group of like.
Violence is never the answer, you know.
Speaker 1: And I want to be clear, especially because we're live
streaming on YouTube. Violence is never the answer, Sam.
Speaker 3: But I just said that, Johnny. Violence is never the answer.
Speaker 12: If I leave, Hey, bro, you think if you don't leave,
we're not gonna wait for you?
Speaker 3: All side?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Tis time?
Speaker 1: Maria. What he's Latino?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he is Latino.
Speaker 1: You can always tell by the way they say all right,
the language bro, come on, we're trying to play.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, this is a Christian show.
Speaker 1: That man's a hero.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I mean, like, dude, you can't watch streets.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: They should never be comfortable. I love that they should
never be comfortable, in my opinion. And he's the biggest
piece of shit on the planet. Literally, like he's the
biggest piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is this is actually I realize now
a thread that we can pull out that I see
in the things I pulled for this week. So you
then this is something that's causing a schism in the
Democratic Party, this issue Palestine and Israel. You have guys
like James. Did you see James Carvill this week saying
that that it's time for the party to split on
this issue. I'll play this is James Carvill. If you
don't know who James Carvill is, he is one of
the what would say like legacy political machinists of the
Democratic Party got Clinton elected and he is, uh, you know,
kind of always been a power behind the scenes in
Democratic politics. And this is him talking about the schism
and the Democratic Party.
Speaker 11: New York Times reported, and I have the quote right here.
I'll get to it. She is against passed off all
the views.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 11: She has attacked interracial relationships in the American flag. Lady,
I ain't in the same party as you. I'm sorry,
I just not. And I actually do think it's time
for Democrats to talk the S word. Excuse them, I
really do. And everybody's always said, no, no, we were coalition,
we're big tent, and there's some there's just some ship
that I can't be in the same camp with. And
we talked about what Madonmick was three for three last
night in Manhattan. They call it the comic Corridor. Fine,
Jason Crowe's service pack vote that's ten fell love it.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know Jason Crowe's Yes, Okay, you wouldn't you know.
Speaker 11: You wouldn't know how Vl Sandburg, you wouldn't have. I
want to be very specific. I understand the Free the
Free Press for being here, because if they nominated David
Duke or something like that, we'd be the same way.
Speaker 3: Understand all that to extent.
Speaker 11: I understand the Times because there are the New York Times,
so they have to cover. There are the hometown newspapers.
But the idea, the idea that we must neglect everything
else is going on, all of these other primaries, all
the recruisation, has all huge phenomenal successes we've had, and
declare that the party is now under the control of
a Democratic Socialist of New York City is insane. But
in understand these people do not like Democrats. Not only
are they not Democrats, they wish Democrats poorly. So I
just cannot Maybe there's a way that you can say
to I guess Dommie is the leader of it is
you know, you insist that you try to insist that
the people that run into your banner one is a
Democratic Socialist and don't use the Democratic Party is your guideline,
and listen, negotiate.
Speaker 1: The terms of a schism here.
Speaker 11: Maybe we can, we can part under some kind of
advantageous terms for both of us.
Speaker 1: But I'm done. I'm not Johnny.
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: How the Israel? Well, yeah, he's about to get like,
can you just this last bit here? He says the thing,
the thing that he's dancing around.
Speaker 11: Here, you go in a political party that spends time
questioning the policies of the government of Israel. In fact,
I'm enthusiastic about that I don't want to be in
a political party that denies the right of the State
of Israel to exists.
Speaker 2: That's just not I just can't do that.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the yeah, yeah, Boomer, you know, it's like just
boomer shit.
Speaker 3: It's impossible for them to move off that.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's the exact same thing with all listen.
Speaker 1: I find it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely hilarious that all of these communists are winning with
these young people. Why literal socialists and communist countries are
abandoning that the people who are way down the way
down the path of trying to create this idealistic world
where where individual needs, desires, and egos never exist, never exists,
and everyone just comes in his pure heart right, which
is what rich kids are pushing. Rich kids have it
too comfortable. New York, LA is a trust fund Disneyland.
They come from rich places. They have no clue of
actual real world consequences. And before you guys start pounding
on me, I was living check to check hill. I
was forty three years old. I was twenty one, twenty
two years old when I start comedy. I understand the grind.
I still grind. I understand the check to check life
and if my life, if all of a sudden, God forbid,
everything goes back to that that I've lived that longer
than how I've been blessed to live right now. Okay,
so this ain't like some view from the pahouse.
Speaker 3: Dog. I live check to check.
Speaker 2: When I moved to LA, I worked every day of
the week for years years.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I understand the struggle.
Speaker 2: I'm more comfortable having to live check to check than
I am having to grind all the time trying to
take care a bunch of people. So, but these kids
don't know that. It's my issue with Kwame Bell or
whatever the fuck.
Speaker 3: His name is Bell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who it's out a special called private school Negro.
I mean, like if that does not encompass what the
left is all about.
Speaker 1: Rich kid liberator.
Speaker 2: Race going off on the nicest guy in comedy, which
is Napergatzi. No one is nicer than that dude, and
you're going off them because you wanted to watch some fights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who was it was?
Speaker 1: I think it was Lewis J. Gomez was like everybody's
pretending like he actually went to Trump's birthday party. You know,
it's like it's you know, it's a UFC events once
in a lifetime fucking thing. Would I've gone?
Speaker 2: Probably not, It's not my thing. But it's like the
guy went to go watch some incredibly awesome fights. What
are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: So we got a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Rich kids cosplaying liberators bringing in an economic that does
not work, so none you need.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, where did it work?
Speaker 2: And then they start going into all these European countries
which aren't socialists.
Speaker 3: They're they're there, they.
Speaker 2: Are capitalists with social policies. Okay, And now if we
want to give the universal health care and all this shit,
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3: I'm fine with that, dude.
Speaker 2: It's absolutely ridiculous that I pay as much as I
do for insurance and taking care of my kids, that
this that I have to pay anything when I go
to the doctor.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're gonna listen if you guys work smart like you
all think freezing rent is a good idea, but you
don't understand is that everything around rent keeps going up,
which means these landlords are who bought this ship have
to give it up because.
Speaker 3: They can't afford to keep anymore.
Speaker 2: And now you got this dude opening up a market,
a shopping market that doesn't have to make money.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to make money, so.
Speaker 2: Can we'll operate at a fucking at a fucking loss,
which means the mom and pop places can't compete. And
it's so funny because they hate the power structure. You're
handing power to the government. You hate the government, You're
handing power to the government.
Speaker 1: Well here's the Okay. So I'm curious what you think though,
because this feels to me like this could and I
know we've had this happen a few times before, especially
at midterms. It seems like it always happens around midterms
for one party or the other. But it feels like
it could be. The death of the modern Democratic Party
is like a national.
Speaker 2: How crazy is that, Johnny, because everyone's talking about the
death of the modern Republican Party.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, right, Like, okay, So here's Clinton, Hillary
Clinton this week talking about Trump's Israel policy.
Speaker 2: Dude, this guy says, stop real quick, Uba now, true
communists means no government never happened.
Speaker 1: Never happened, true one never happened.
Speaker 2: This guy Obama, oh Boomboo or whatever his freaking name is,
right here, you buy now. By now it say you
buy now. True communism means no government, never happened, never happened.
Speaker 3: It's never happened.
Speaker 2: You keep living in a fantasy land that you think
that you're consolidating power. Okay, you're consolidating power China. Oh no, true, God,
where is it. It doesn't exist, and it's never gonna
exist because in every single person, every single one of them,
every one of these woke, open mind, I did motherfuckers
who want communism. There is a third world dictator who
wants to rule the iron fist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now now Marx in his like hypothetical enriched
kid rich kid in society. The final stage of communism
is like a stateless, classless society. And they'll they can't
even get to the first step. It'll never happen.
Speaker 2: It's never gonna happen, Johnny, because what you're saying is
there's no ego, there's no egos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's.
Speaker 2: Never gonna happen, dude, Human nature will never allowed to happen, ever.
Speaker 1: Never, ever. Here's Hillary Clinton again, this is highlighting this
split in the Democratic Party. Uh, talking about Trump's policy
with respect to Israel.
Speaker 13: Well, you're absolutely right when I was secretary. It was
a constant uh you know theme by Uhho and his
then government, the then Defense minister A Hood Barack, the
former Prime minister. It was relentless. It was a constant push.
You know, I remember what would he say to you?
What what would he say to you? He would basically say,
we need, we need to you need to support us
in attacking Iran. And back then this was you know,
two thousand and nine to the end of twenty twelve,
we had more capacity than Israel did on several fronts
to do that.
Speaker 2: So this is a lady who literally said she would
flatten Iran. This is revisionist history. This is the woman
who was involved. As I keep hearing Obama talking about
slavery three hundred years ago, is hurt him and John
McCain are responsible for the illegal assassination of Momar Kadaffi,
which is caused open air slave trades in Libya today,
not three hundred years ago.
Speaker 1: Today. And I watched black comedians who.
Speaker 2: I love, who I think are hilarious in LaDue jokes
about owning slaves. Do you understand none of this is real,
It's all bullshit. It's all a gay magic trick. Okay,
you know what we're talking about, Johnny, hot gay sex,
hot gay sex. We're talking hock hockey.
Speaker 1: You can hear me, right, I got the thing went,
I can hear you Johnny, all right. So she eventually
gets to her point here.
Speaker 13: An argument that we would have and you know, I
remember one day I was on the phone for hours
with a hood with BB, with others, you know, and
they would say things like, you know, our planes are
on the tarmac, and I'd say, well, good luck, I mean, eight,
why are you doing this?
Speaker 14: Where else would planes be yes?
Speaker 13: But I'm the tarmac ready to take Yes, although they'd
be in the hangar, but they were on the tarmac, and.
Speaker 14: You know, you would you would say things.
Speaker 1: So you're saying you were there, were you were? You
were being.
Speaker 14: Played all the time, all the time, I mean by
an ally that receives an enormous amount of aid. Well,
of course, and look BB's.
Speaker 1: Been uh okay, sorry, that's the that's actually the okay.
So that's the first part of this interview, and then
there's another part where she talks about hold on, I
Gotta where she gives her assessment of Trump's policies and
I thought that's what this was. Hold on the guy
later in the interview, Yeah, here it is. Okay, asks
her to say something positive about President Trump is kind
of the context of this answer, and it really tells
you kind of how the Democrats and the Republicans on
this on this stuff are pretty close to each other.
Speaker 14: I'm going to say something positive about Trump.
Speaker 15: Actually, he didn't even ask her to hold on.
Speaker 11: Okay, I've got a grip on my chair right now.
Speaker 14: Trump's twenty point plan for Gaza is actually a pathway.
Speaker 13: To security for Israel, reconstruction for Gaza, and the possibility
of self determination, however defined for the Palestinians. There are
a lot of people who, you know, reject it because
Trump did it, but it's the only game in town.
Speaker 14: There's nothing else. I really believe if we.
Speaker 13: Took this twenty point plan, which starts with, you know,
the disarmament of Hamas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the minute you say that be accomplished.
Speaker 1: Listen. Stop.
Speaker 2: There are times where Hillary realizes that you realize that
Hillary has no clue what's happening on the Internet, and
she thinks that we're still in twenty ten before the
internet really started cooking.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: And the fact that she says disarm Hamas when we
know that Israel has been paying Hamas like twenty million
dollars a month or whatever that number is for whatever
period of time a lot. Okay, Oh, every single and
this is where I lose everybody, every single Wahabbi Muslim
extremist group was funded, created, trained, armed, and funded by
the United States, Israel, and Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1: Facts.
Speaker 2: Okay, these are facts. And when she says, we got on, dude,
your everyone knows you're full of shit.
Speaker 1: We have to stop sending money to Hamas and funding
and training all of the militant groups that oppose us.
That's what she really, that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's still people in the fucking yeah, they're
saying there is American boots on the ground in Lebanon.
We have now gotten to the point where now they
don't like they like, I've been waiting for this moment
where they're like, why do we follow as occult rule
where we have to do their wishes?
Speaker 1: Why do we have to do that?
Speaker 2: And if there are boots on the ground in Lebanon,
that is treasonous, that is beyond treasonous. And they want
your kids, your sons, your daughters to die for the
greater Israel project.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but took all of the twenty points so that
it wasn't just disarmed Hamas and you know, maybe do
some reconstruction and you know, build some hotels, resorts on
the coast. But if you really took the whole approach
that is embodied in that twenty point plan, and I
know there are people who are working to try to
move forward on that, there is a glimmer of a
possible path forward.
Speaker 1: That's high praise for her from her. By the way,
for him again, that highlights the Boomer schism and the Democrats.
And then you have even mar Now unbelievably saying that
he might vote for a Republican in the next election
because of that. Dude, think about Bill Maher. His entire
life is dedicated to democratic politics. He gave a million
dollars to Barack Obama.
Speaker 16: And listen to this, like, if this is where the
Democratic Party is going, where this democratic socialist, this obsession
with Israel, with the Jew hating with they don't believe
in capitalism, no prisons.
Speaker 1: If this is where they're going, I vote is.
Speaker 16: In play, Okay, And I like to hear that it
actually always has been.
Speaker 3: I just every year.
Speaker 15: I don't if you're listening to Holme's sitting with jad Basin.
Speaker 2: He can go fuck himself, Okay, Bill Maher can straight
up go fuck himself. Okay, Like Bill Maher's been this
guy that's been this white supremacy fucking is everywhere, under
your couch, in the air, in the closet, outside your window.
Speaker 1: And now when when.
Speaker 2: Everyone gets it, this is my problem, I said today,
it's gonna cause me problems. There's that chick who's like,
who was some rich chick who woke up to that?
Oh my god? And she plays off white. She's Jewish okay,
and Dana hears this, she gets mad at me. Okay, listen,
she's she's talking about how white people are afraid of
brown excellence. All right, I'm sick and tired of it.
I'm sick and tired of one group being able to
criticize this other group, and then when it comes back
at them, they act like there's an epidemic going on.
No protecting classes. Everyone gets called down their shit.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: I'm over it, dude, I'm over it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: These guys are in denial. Everyone knows who's behind nine
to eleven. Everyone knows who's behind JFK, everyone knows who's
behind the USS Liberty, and they just want to act
like it's completely unwarranted. And Hillary Clinton's even though she's
one of the most corrupt people ever walk planet Earth. Okay,
she even said it. They played them constantly, right, and
this guy keeps thinking that they're just just want to
be left alone. There's called the Greater Israel Project. That's
what this is all about.
Speaker 1: Just let him finish that thing.
Speaker 16: Make my decision by who is an R A D.
I actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat
was probably better, sure and voted for them, okay, and
Trump can't run again and he'd be a little too
exciting for me anyway, So.
Speaker 11: It's either going to be you or Rubia.
Speaker 1: Like anyway. He goes on to talk about you know,
you guys have to He continues that, by the way,
by saying it's gonna be you, Arubio. But you guys
have to stop this election denial stuff. Okay, if you
want my vote, you got to stop.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants your vote, shake your vote, shoving up your eyeah.
Speaker 1: This is a problem for This is a real problem though,
because these are the These are the people that vote.
These old guys are the people that vote. Like, here's
Alan Dershowitz trying to sell his book and is also
being accosted on the streets. Here, what did you do in
your life doing promoting his book, holding it up, doing
like a president. It's called the ten Big and Tea
Israel Lies by Alan Dershowitz, and I.
Speaker 2: Mean, my god, buy it and use it for toilet paper,
wipe your ass with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you?
Speaker 3: What did you and your wife do? On Epstein's Islands?
Speaker 2: So funny because you watch you watch Alowitz. He's at
an age right now where he's not as fast as
he used to be, and you watch him calculating ship.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we saw that clip of him, Yeah, where he
was like, well right.
Speaker 2: There, you saw him like calculate, calculate nothing, keep moving,
you know. I'm just sorry, dude. I love everybody, dude,
It's just I'm over it, dude. I'm fucking the.
Speaker 1: Way I found what you were talking about. Wiener's response
to being confronted so often in the streets. This was
his take on it on CBS.
Speaker 17: News on free speech. You know, he says beyond from
beyond free speech. You know, I represent San Francisco. We
have a very robust democracy and people do not hesitate
when agree or disagree with me. People will challenge my views,
will have conversations. People will sometimes record me. And that's
all fine, that's all protective for some amendment speech. Here
it was different. I went to the park to attend
the trans march, attending a trans led uh Pride Shabbat first,
and I was and these folks ran to.
Speaker 1: A trans led Pride Shabbat.
Speaker 17: Towards me and swarmed around me. They were a few
of them touched me. Oh they were, you know, screaming
at me while they were doing it and trying to
bully me and intimidate me out of them.
Speaker 2: Because Scott, do you think he has anything to do
with you try trying to make it legal to sdomize children.
Speaker 1: Do you think I has anything to do with it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Boy, what an asshole? Anyway, But this is you know,
you're really starting to see the fault lines in the
Democratic Party. This could be the end man like as
a national that wins national elections. Now, they did say
that about the Democrats when Trump won and the whole
tea party thing, and then they.
Speaker 3: Hillary Clinton started the election denial.
Speaker 2: And most election denial people also think George Bush stole
it from Al Gore. So it's like I get called out, Oh,
you're just met at your team one my team. I
defended Al Gore. I defend Thomas Massey against another Republican.
I defended Bernie Sanders against Hillary Clinton, a Democrat. And
the only time it's been a Democrat versus a republic
well Trump, I mean, like, yeah, we're talking like five
or six and two of them are Republican getting screwed
by Democrats.
Speaker 3: Most of it's both sides of the party. It's like ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Thomas Massey, by the way, one of these
kind of TMZ style gonzo got youa I love this
video front of him and uh in the park it
seems with with his little dj I Osmo pocket mobile
whatever the hell camera there and Thomas Massey just dunks
all over his bald head. Check this out.
Speaker 6: So let me ask you.
Speaker 3: I heard that you like gay porn?
Speaker 1: What kind of arms?
Speaker 3: I just want to give you a chance, your.
Speaker 2: Chance to give you get Are you a real news
organization or.
Speaker 8: Not, he works for man, all you got to say
is you don't like you that you haven't been to
those websites.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, look how quick he's walking away and he's waddling. Dude,
is that a real news organization?
Speaker 3: Is this what you do for a living?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: I mean, you just got curb stomped.
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Speaker 1: I went to Gettysburg in Pennsylvania, you know the battlefield,
and we stayed in this old house Airbnb that was.
There's a funny story with the house where this general,
this Union general, as he was fleeing through town, he
got thrown off his horse and so he just goes
like something out of a movie, go dives over the
fence which is still in the backyard, and lands in
the pig pen, the pig trough basically like under a
pile of wood, and just hides there for three days
until the battle is over. And this old lady that
lived there was would feed him when she went out
and check on him. You know when she went out
to check on the pigs. Shimmel Finnig was the guy's name,
and they named the lane after him. But yeah, he
was just hiding out in the pig van for the
whole battle. We stayed in this house old ancient, like
from before the Civil War. There's still like driving.
Speaker 3: We're like Wi Fi sucks now.
Speaker 1: The WiFi was great, there's still chips in the bricks
and stuff where you know, people were shooting at Confederate
snipers that were in the top of the building. And
so we've been there a night and then the next
night we're outside and the ghost tour comes and stops
in front of our place and tells this story about
how this sixteen year old girl was disfigured in the
house and got so depressed that she smashed all the
mirrors and took down all the pictures of herself and
smashed them, and then she offers herself in the bedroom
room where where we're sleeping in this house. Dude, that's
what we found out after we've been there two nights already.
It's like I would have never chosen this place, dude.
I will say that I got no vibes at all.
No negative vibes, nothing, But that's not what you want.
You stay at a place and find out it's on
the ghost tour. Yeah, exactly, dude. They gotta tell you
that they should have to. That's exactly what I was thinking,
that would you airbnb that I did?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I did, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Old historic, we're old, we're figured, disfigured.
Speaker 3: Lady just called it a day. I think they should.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you ghost hunters probably stay there all
the time. John you should have done some ghost hunting videos.
Speaker 1: This guy says, butterface, you.
Speaker 3: Should have liked done a ghost video, Johnny. If you're here,
show me your tits.
Speaker 1: Gettysburg was great, though. I followed in the footsteps of
my great great grandfather who was there at the battle.
It was it was really you hear about it?
Speaker 3: Did you cry?
Speaker 1: No? No, you hear about the When you see the land,
the ground that these guys like charged over, it does
make you think if they had to do that, they
couldn't find twenty guys to do that kind of stuff today,
you know what I mean. It's just so I don't know,
I don't know anybody who could do it. Certainly, I'm sure,
like like get the volunteer and by the hundreds of
thousands to defend the country and then just charge in
the gunfire, you know what I mean? Like, which if
there was.
Speaker 3: An actual war, people would show up. I don't know,
people would know.
Speaker 1: But what caused? What cause? Can you possibly imagine what
we're gonna fight the Chinese over?
Speaker 3: Someone literally invades, like literally.
Speaker 1: Invades, never gonna happen. The nearest thing is like the
Chinese invading Taiwan. What you're gonna sign up to go
defend Taiwan?
Speaker 2: No, nobody, No, everything's everything's a banker war this time.
Speaker 3: But if someone showed up at our shores, people would
show up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's never gonna you're a little soft, but
you went soft on the focus. I think it's got
your books and focus.
Speaker 3: You got your books and focus.
Speaker 1: Your books are in focus. Bro, you got me, you
got men.
Speaker 2: You should have done that in blackface, just walk through
it in blackface.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is what my family thoughtful. There were
people all around by the way that we're black face
dress dressed up like it was the eighteen hundreds. I
don't I guess that's just something they do there I'm
not even talking about like military people, just like regular
people that were just walking around dressed like they're in
the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Johnny, Johnny, if people, if adults go to Disneyland and
create gangs, you don't think there's gonna be people dressing
up like Civil War reenactors.
Speaker 15: No, I'm not talking about the military.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about just people like women dressed in like
flowing skirts.
Speaker 3: You know that, Donny?
Speaker 2: How big do you How big do you think their
bushes were? They had to have just I mean, seventies
Bush was out of control, but like Civil War, Bush
had to be just just a forest dude just for it.
Speaker 1: I gotta believe that.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 1: Let's see, did they trim? Women generally did not trim
or shave their pubic hair, and oh my god, it
had to be huge. Was considered a symbol of vitality.
I wonder about underarm hair. I know they did it,
Uh trim underarm? Oh yeah, something says it's not bush,
it's muff.
Speaker 19: Oh.
Speaker 15: I don't like that word.
Speaker 3: You don't like muff.
Speaker 15: That's a weird one. That's too old.
Speaker 1: Women in the eighteen sixties did not trim or shave
their underarm or leg hair.
Speaker 15: So these these ladies are just.
Speaker 1: You're making love to sasquatches. Dude, that's something. Uh yeah,
people had to be way horny here back then. You know,
I said that people wouldn't sign up to do courageous stuff.
But then I I the other day, yesterday, I saw
this video of what is supposedly Portuguese Special Forces training.
Speaker 15: It's called the Tunnel of Death. Have you ever seen this?
Speaker 3: Dude? No, I don't watch people die.
Speaker 1: John, No, it's not by dying. No death don't don't
you know I want to watch people die. It's just
look what they do. Man. Okay, So if you're listening
at home, it's like a it's like a simulated I
mean it's a real but it's on a training ground,
a like a drainage pipe or a sewer pipe, and
it's completely filled with water except for maybe the top
three inches. And these guys have to go on their backs,
floating in this water and push through this tunnel which
is just wide enough and deep enough for them to
pass through. Watch this, man, This makes me so uncomfortable.
And they have their rifle with them, essentially pointed at
their own head.
Speaker 3: Look at that dude, I ain't doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm out you can I mean just your nose and
a little bit of your mouth out of where like
and they and you only you can really use your
feet to kind of push through.
Speaker 2: Okay, shop cheating, shop cheating clipboard, Stop cheating, dude, stop
cheating that.
Speaker 1: And the water every time the water kind of laps
over your nose, you know, you just inhale a little water.
It's Portuguese special Forces training. Yeah, and they don't show
it in this clip, but above it is like everybody
dies who goes in here something something like ominous saying
above the tunnel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't doing that, Johnny. I fight my fight
on the internet.
Speaker 1: Somebody still the cry myself to sleep keyboard Warriors, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: I'm doing the battle on the internet.
Speaker 2: I'll see you guys in the shit sewer of tunnel.
Speaker 1: Dude, I ain't doing that.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: Did you see the guy that was involved, Remember the
guy that got the rush that got swapped for Britney
Grinder Tucker Uh was talking to him on his podcast
because he just talks to everybody, it seems, and he's
like offended that he got swapped for Britney Griner. It's
pretty far. I love that dude, Victor Victor bout.
Speaker 3: This guy's on like else Jones like, it's so crazy.
We live in the weirdest world possible.
Speaker 1: Guy they called Russia's Merchant of Death is just doing
podcast rounds.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 20: The Biden administration traded released you in exchange for the
release of some women's basketball player on a marijuana charge.
Were you surprised but it seemed asymmetrical.
Speaker 21: Brittany Grind, Yes, well, well, by one thing. For me,
this was literally some kind of insult. You know, at
least they put well Paul will which I was expectactly,
but on the Biden administration time, this maybe was only choice.
And this is why she was a black, she was
a Lisbian, and she was a basketball fans. If not
for NBA fans who put a lot of pressure for
Biden administration, ESPN was running every day a kind of
the stunt to you know, call attention that Brittany Grinder
is still in Russian prison for almost nothing for some
you know, a small quantity of CBD oil, which is
forbidden in Russia. So they put a lot of pressure
so by the administration because they are succumbed to the
LGBT agenda and they need to bring you know, then
in front of center of their you know, attention and
policy was forced by this kind of activism.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I love that this guy. Why is it that
Russian seem to be able to tell the truth about
America American politics way better than most Americans can.
Speaker 3: Because most Americans are on the payroll that are doing
the talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, perspective or something that they're allowed, and
they just.
Speaker 3: Can't come to grips.
Speaker 2: But it's two wings of the same corrupt bird, and
they just keep playing this game of like one side
gives a shit more than the other side.
Speaker 3: And here's a nice calling or a fucking a lesbian.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, there's a big story this week on sixty
minutes about polymarket. Did you see that? So they have
been tracking trades on polymarket on items related to the
US millis.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw this.
Speaker 1: I saw this, And so here's what they've found.
Speaker 22: This might be the most insane pattern we have found
on polly market so far.
Speaker 23: Based in Paris, Nicholas Weyman's small data analytics firm bubble
Maps creates visualizations of bets on poly market to spot
bubbles or clusters of suspect traders. One paradox of polymarket.
Everything about the trades is totally transparent and public, except
the traders themselves remain anonymous.
Speaker 1: This big cluster in the middle, no one talked about it.
Speaker 23: The firm's head of investigations goes by his online handle DS.
He asked us to obscure his identity over.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you know this guy, you're like,
that's Tom.
Speaker 1: Totally dude, That's exactly my thought. Look, they showed the
whole side of his face.
Speaker 2: You're like, why is Tom wearing in uh, sunglasses? Indoors
in a Oh? Is he back on coke?
Speaker 1: Again? If you were Tom, you and they told you
they were going to obscure your identity and then you
go on sixty minutes and half your faces on it,
I would I would be You'd be pretty upset, right
Like I'd be Why you wear the ski masks? Maybe
it's not him, Maybe they use something because they do
that sometimes they use an actor handle DS.
Speaker 23: He asked us to obscure his identity over fears of
retaliation for his detective work. They shared for the first
time what they believe is a more egregious insider training
case than gannon Ken.
Speaker 1: Van Dyke's WI.
Speaker 22: Sputted nine point market accounts, all connected, who made collectively
two point four million dollars betting almost exclusively on US
military operations. Van Dyke made four hundred thousand. Here are
two point four million, Get that dude, and no.
Speaker 15: Here's wait, hold on, there he was again.
Speaker 1: There's no obscuring of the identity. Look at this. Yeah,
the guy's right there. This is good Bill.
Speaker 3: We're in that green shirt he always wears all the time.
Speaker 1: That's that's the real betrayal. Like, if you're that guy
and you think sixty minutes is obscuring your identity and
it's just you and.
Speaker 3: For we're a ninja outphit pussy Riot mask.
Speaker 2: That'd be so great if he was in a Pussy
Riot mask with like it was neon yellow with like
bunny ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that that girl from Pussy right. I
thought she was kind of cute. They're a sy Oh totally.
Speaker 22: Here are two. No, here's the crazy part. Ninety eight
person win rates.
Speaker 16: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 8: This is like winning the Watery multiple times.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 23: The linked accounts made dozens of winning bets on the
specific dates of pivotal moments in the war with Iran,
even when the odds were low, the first US strikes,
the removal of Iran supreme leader, the announcement of a ceasefire.
Speaker 6: How do we know this?
Speaker 3: Isn't someone who has really good instincts.
Speaker 22: Luck alone cannot explain those numbers.
Speaker 3: If you know this, why don't federal prosecutors.
Speaker 22: Well, hopefully with your interview, they're going to know.
Speaker 1: This and they're gonna do nothing.
Speaker 3: What are you going to go on to some general gun?
Speaker 1: Hey, you're cheating.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, okay, I just wanted you know, we
know by I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, what are you gonna do? And it would have
to be someone higher up that would know about multiple
operations in different areas of the military.
Speaker 15: But have to be someone either in I.
Speaker 3: Mean, dude, this has Howard Lettock reading all over it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Yeah. And here's here's a little bit more from
that report from sixty minutes about polymarkets, just more concerning stuff.
I think the regulation hammer is going to come down
on these things eventually.
Speaker 19: Well, this is a classic graph than any commodities trader
will will understand.
Speaker 23: Covell walked us through the morning of March twenty third.
Fighting had been raging for three plus weeks, and it
was a slip trading day in oil futures.
Speaker 19: If you see the chart, you'll see that no one
is trading during that time period. Why would you trade
at that time? That doesn't make a lot of sense
unless you have a real reason.
Speaker 23: Then, according to data the financial firm LSEG provided us,
suddenly it's six fifty am. More than eight hundred million
dollars was staked on the chance of oil prices dropping.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 23: Fifteen minutes later, President Trump posted on true Social that
the White House in Iran had quote very good and
productive conversations about any probilities the news and the price
of oil plummeting more than ten percent.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's gotta be somebody in the White House like
or Trump. Don't give no fucks. It's gotta be.
Speaker 19: What kind of profit is that resulting in? We're talking
tens of millions, could be eighty million dollars.
Speaker 23: You see this graph and you think insider trading.
Speaker 19: That's a natural conclusion to draw. I can't know it
without knowing what happened, but it's a natural conclusion.
Speaker 24: To draw.
Speaker 23: Govill is not alone in finding this highly dubious. Sixty
Minutes has learned federal investigators are probing these oil market
trades as well. What are the odds the government knows
the identity of whoever.
Speaker 19: Executed that if they go to the exchanges, they can
know that this could have been someoney inside the US.
Speaker 23: This could have been someone from a foreign country, This
could have been a enemy.
Speaker 19: Identifying who it was would be the secret to figuring
out whether it was insider trading or not.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like, I'm tired of answering your dumb questions.
You know, Jackly, what's going on? You say, He's like, yeah,
that would answer the question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll just say yeah, anybody out there has
insider information that they can give me to bet them,
I will. I welcome it. Come on broken SIM and
tell us No, don't come on broken SIM. Just get
in my DMS, find me on Instagram and I will
tell Sam and we will make money together and we
won't tell anybody, I promise. Yeah, dude, let us in
and then we'll get arrest and blame for everything. No,
we're not gonna get it, Ronny, I will throw you.
Speaker 3: Under the bus.
Speaker 1: It's Johnny, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, compromising pictures of me. And he said, I had
to make these I had to make these bets or see,
he's gonna put me out, turn me out of your.
Speaker 1: H I gotta back do the thing where I go out.
Do you want to bring your date?
Speaker 3: Sam? Oh? John can I please?
Speaker 15: I'm asking you. I'm not saying.
Speaker 3: Johnny Canny, honey.
Speaker 1: Miami.
Speaker 2: Saint Peter's book Joke World once come on the podcast
and we can promote the festival. Lawrence Kansas, Lawrence Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Truther,
Khan truth con what do he say?
Speaker 1: It was truth con or truth or Khan truth or
Khan Truther or con.
Speaker 2: I got changed the name the New Orleans for skating
fest and closing out the comedy Mothership. And then guys,
if you're feeling horny, can you take that down Johnny
real quick?
Speaker 3: Okay? Uh? If you're a really horny and I know
you are, check out World War Debate. We had a
big meeting today.
Speaker 2: Everything goes according to plan, we might have the biggest
event of all time.
Speaker 15: Alex Stein, you said is going to be representing the
right wing?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: He says he'll do it. We'll see if it actually happens.
Speaker 1: Hop so.
Speaker 2: And but the thing that we're going for, we're going
big game hunting dude.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The numbers could be absolute insanity.
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about it because it kind of happened
in between shows. But this thing with Carlos Smancy, it's
just so Carlo Spency, it just didn't report for six
years income up to almost nine million dollars and that's
why he was arrested last week. It's This is the
district attorney in the La County DA announcing his arrest.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's just unreal.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon.
Speaker 1: My name is Nathan Hawkman.
Speaker 9: I'm the Los Angeles County District Attorney.
Speaker 1: With me up here is District Attorney Maria Ramirez.
Speaker 9: She's an assistant district attorney. We have Hoon Chun, a director.
Speaker 3: If there's anyone I will trust is Hoon Chun.
Speaker 1: I have much respect for you, mister Chun Mason.
Speaker 9: And we have Michelle Hennessy. Michelle Hennessy is the new deputy.
Speaker 15: What is this guy's accent? Michelle Hennessy.
Speaker 2: I love that all these names are just something straight
out of adult swim hoo.
Speaker 3: John Pure Hennessy.
Speaker 1: This is this guy's voices. Is she barefoot? Oh no,
she's got open toe. She went open toe.
Speaker 3: She does not care if a guy was wearing that.
Speaker 2: They would destroy her for her pants being too short,
because it's women.
Speaker 3: Guys don't understand. They're like, I guess that's not what
women do.
Speaker 2: They wear short short pants, or she just accidentally dried
them and they shrunk and she's like, well, don't have time.
Speaker 9: My name is Nathan Hawkman, I'm the Los Angeles County
District Attorney. With me up here is Maria Ramirez, she's
an assistant district attorney. We have Hoon Chun a direction
is the man Eruption, and we have Michelle Hennessy. Michelle
he's the new deputy in charge of a brand new
unit that we have called the Business Tax Fraud Unit,
a unit that actually got set up last month.
Speaker 3: And this is their first case.
Speaker 1: And this first case involves.
Speaker 9: Charges tax charges against one of California's biggest tax scoff laws,
the professional comedian Carlos Mencia, who's fifty eight years old.
Mister Mencia has one of those distinctions that you actually
don't want. He is on the California Franchise Tax Boards
list of the five hundred greatest tax delinquents in both
personal and corporate income categories. So he's a two category
California Franchise Tax Board award winner for an award you
don't want as a tax delinquent. What we have now
done today is mister Mencia has been charged with twelve
felony counts, six relating to his personal taxes that he
the tax returns he failed to file, and six relating
to his corporate tax returns that he failed to file.
In total, the amount of corporate and income that he
failed to report for over six years between twenty nineteen
and twenty twenty four, as alleged in the charges, is
eight point seven million dollars. That translates into over three
hundred thousand dollars of state tax. And that, by the way,
we're not even dealing with whatever federal tax obligations he
may have also not complied with.
Speaker 25: Mister Now, it is the opinion I am taxation is
threat fast. I was about to say, is the effect
of taxation is faft free Carlosmincia. But dude, they'll come
for you, bro.
Speaker 1: Now The official opinion of this podcast is that taxation
is theft. We are on the record, but it couldn't
happen to a better guy, really happening. Know, I'm not
getting into that, you know. I mean, like I hope
you can't. I mean, you gotta you gotta at least
play at paying, you know what I mean, Like you.
Speaker 2: Gotta pay, dude. I mean, especially when you're making that
kind of money. You know, you're an easy target. You're
not like they don't, they don't. The system doesn't lose
anything by taking you out. You're expendable, right, You're not
on a TV show, You're not in movie.
Speaker 3: Player, nothing, You're you're not nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean obviously he's crushing kind of money. Yeah, You're
not like an a valuable asset. So it's like, you know,
it's just like you gotta know when you gotta play
the game. You gotta know when to hold them where hold.
Speaker 1: You gotta see.
Speaker 2: That's why, dude, if you're making that kind of money,
you gotta get out of California. Dude, you gotta get
out of California, dude. Johnny Froze, am I frozen.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 1: I was trying to read something something said some Christmas story.
I don't know, but somebody's complaining in the comment.
Speaker 3: People are always complaining, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 15: You know, what do you think? So wait, what do
you think?
Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, a couple of years of not paying
his taxes and he's just like, I guess I'm getting away,
but I don't. They don't notice I'm not paying millions
of dollars taxes on millions of dollars of income. Is
that what you think? I mean, what is going on there?
Speaker 3: I think I I you know, I bet.
Speaker 1: There's more to this. I bet he's what he must have,
like an accountant or something that was just although that
would then that would be on the account. It's crazy.
This is crazy.
Speaker 2: I think it's just this kind of attitude like fuck them,
what they're gonna do to me?
Speaker 3: You know, And it's just like I hope he gets
it taken care of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: I mean, it just sucks because taxation is theft. Is theft, theft,
you know, it's one theft. It shouldn't be done. You
shouldn't have to. I mean, we're printing money, why are
we paying out taxes? And it's like you made what
when it say six eight million dollars, how much do
they say he made.
Speaker 1: Over eight six year six million?
Speaker 2: So you're making a million dollars a year, dude, They're
gonna come for you, bro, and it fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: The worst part is, by the way, the worst part, Sorry,
coach up.
Speaker 15: Don't you love that they keep a ranking like they
got a power ranking of.
Speaker 2: No, damude, Like, dude, they you would be a first
pick in a tax fraud fantasy draft.
Speaker 3: Dude, congratulations, bro, No, here's a crazy thing.
Speaker 2: If he had if he had an accountant and he
did it, he wouldn't have to pay that kind of
money because he'd have so many write offs.
Speaker 1: It would go way fucking down.
Speaker 15: How do you not have an accountant?
Speaker 16: Though?
Speaker 1: When you're making that much money, you're like a business
entity at that point. You employ people, you don't have
an accountant somebody doing your taxes. It's just so much about.
Speaker 2: Either if you're making seven figures a year, you gotta
get an accountant, dude, or you gotta get Dana.
Speaker 1: Like he's actively on the road, right, he tours all
the Does he still tour? He does? Right?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He tours a lot. Yeah, I mean the guy's a
great comic.
Speaker 2: He just got caught doing some stuff and then on
top of that, he doubled down they wasn't doing it,
which causes him to which causes him to put off
his redemption because he's calling everybody a liar and this
is just consistent.
Speaker 1: With what's going on. Yeah, dude, he tours all the time.
Speaker 15: Here something that's interesting though.
Speaker 1: He's got dates coming up, Like on the first of July,
he's gonna be at Kimmel's in Vegas, Like, like, is
that is that happening? Is he is he? I mean
he's out, He's out. Was he gonna make money?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Is this? Is he gonna be?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Remember we have to pay it all out, dude.
Speaker 1: Remember Willie Nelson when he like went bankrupted because he
owed the irs so much money. Everybody started just throwing
money at him, and he did. He went touring and
released music to pay the high respect.
Speaker 2: I mean having to Bobby Lead didn't pay taxes forever.
He literally had to do a college tour where all
the money went to the irs.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Golly, that stinks, man.
Speaker 3: It stinks.
Speaker 2: It stinks, But you got to play the game. You
got to no write offs. You have to write all
this shit off, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're if you're in comedy like touring
is there's so much you can write off.
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, right off your trips or this, or
people you employ, all this shit.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: You could be writing that all the way down. But
if you don't pay, you're screwed. You gotta constantly make payments.
They don't even need that much, dude. They just want
you to make payments. But you go what six years
without paying, You're done, dude.
Speaker 1: His attorney uh entered a not guilty plea uh or
he entered a not guilty plea and his attorney said,
we are going to work out a disposition. The attorney,
Dana Cole, said, everyone should pay their taxes. This is
a mistake and we're going to fix it. There are
reasons why this happened, which I'm not going to get into.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, it's just hilarious. It's just it's just like, bro, listen.
Speaker 2: I would love to talk to him and be like, Bro,
we gotta play the game of life, dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's some more interesting Okay, So the Honduran born
mex Mencia Honduran born by the way, whose birthname, as
we remember is ned Wholeness, has remained in custody since
his arrest Thursday, but I saw him get out. Well
this is this is like from a week ago, but
is expected to be released Monday, which he was after
posting bail. His bail was initially set to two hundred
and fifty thousand, but prosecutors secured a twelve seventy five hold,
arguing the money used to post bond would have been
feloniously obtained, so they wouldn't let him post spawned because
the money he has should have been paid to the government.
Speaker 15: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, they gotta take all of it.
Speaker 1: On Monday, Cole moved to lift the hold his attorney did,
arguing that section twelve seventy five dot one does not
apply because failing to file tax returns is quote an
offense of omission. Mencia faces twelve felon accounts for failing
to file tax returns between nineteen and twenty four. As
we said, according to Cole, he owes the state about
three hundred k. We saw that in the presser. That amount,
she said, should not justify a no bail hold.
Speaker 3: No, I totally agreed, dude, I agree.
Speaker 1: To Superior Court Judge John Reid agreed and said the
hold should be lifted. He said the money didn't come
from illegal sources, it just may not belong to him.
Oh I see so, Oh his brother is gonna post it.
Red agreed to Cole's motion to reduce bail to fifty thousand,
which he said Mencia's brother will post since Mencia's assets
have been frozen.
Speaker 2: Wow, when you look at Rachel e Er eight seventy
five three, who normally shits on me all the time
in the comments section, she did a great vagina moji.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that. She has a great
vagina moji. Look at that.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, Johnny, she pounds on me.
Speaker 3: She loves you so much and she just pounds. Look
at that. Johnny makes the show great. She just hates me.
Speaker 1: No, there are people that say the same thing about
me all the time. So it's okay, listen, we all
get it.
Speaker 2: I I just hope he gets out of his own way.
And you know, everybody loves to come back. I tell
people that all the time. Everyone loves a comeback.
Speaker 15: Yeah, all right, he's funny.
Speaker 1: Dude, he's funny. He's funny.
Speaker 2: It's not like he just he just like broke the
golden rule, which is you don't steal other people's comment comedy,
and if you do, you better pay him for it,
especially since you're making all that money.
Speaker 1: He really broke both the golden rules. Don't steal from
the govern and then don't steal other people's coming.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it's stealing when it's your money.
Speaker 2: Don't not pay the government, and don't steal people's jokes.
Speaker 1: As far as the government's concerned, it's stealing them. They
print the money after all. So speaking of Mexicans or
you know, fake Mexicans, I guess uh, this is from
the New York Post, but it was everywhere. Did you
hear about the Batman of Mexico Mexican?
Speaker 3: I love this guy.
Speaker 15: He's a vigilante.
Speaker 1: He's wanted for chasing down suspected motorbike thieves and taping
them to lamp posts. These these Mexican motorbike thieves just
run up to people and steal everything from them at
knife point, at gunpoint sometimes, and they're appearing in this position,
just duct taped to lamp posts with like marker written
on their faces, you know, like thief on their foreheads.
A Mexican Let me just read the lead here. A
Mexican vigilante dubbed Batman very creative, is wanted by police
for allegedly chasing down suspected Why do police want him again?
It's it really is like Batman for chasing down suspected
motorbike thieves around town and taping them to lamp posts.
At least five men were discovered helplessly duct taped the
street poles over ten days beginning in June thirteenth.
Speaker 2: Uh Batman, Satman, joh hey x she's in the in
the in the comment section creeping on the single mothers. Actually,
how do you say I am Batman in Spanish?
Speaker 1: Joe Si Batman?
Speaker 3: Joy Batman? But no, but Batman would even be something.
Speaker 2: Like meet the proper noun it's guatto guatto x g
get in the comment section, stop creeping.
Speaker 1: Okay. So many of the alleged thieves had mustaches, cat whiskers,
whiskers and like I said, the Spanish war for thief
scrawled on their faces. So he even like sharpied their faces.
The vigilante, whom cardenas referred to. I guess Cardenas is
the police, someone in the police or something. I don't know. Yeah,
it says Batman of Lagos de Morano left the allegedly
stolen bikes near the men to show off their crimes.
Speaker 15: This guy must be some kind of badass though, right
like them.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm wondering, like, because this one guy's got
like his nose is busted up, his head actually.
Speaker 3: Will not write how to spell it?
Speaker 1: Does he not know how to spell Spanish? I mean
he well, he said his Spanish wasn't much better than
his English. The other day, one photo captured two men
duct taped back to back on the pole with a
pink sign above their heads and a bike left in
front of them. Police are treating the tied up men
as victims and are attempting to catch the vigilante. State
Security Secretary Juan Pablo Ernandez Uh said, according to the
outlet the Thieves, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It's not very exciting.
Speaker 1: It's just YoSoy Batman.
Speaker 15: That's what I said, YoSoy.
Speaker 1: Dude, this is a great story. We need more vigilantes, dude,
I agree in this.
Speaker 3: We need to live in an eight.
Speaker 1: Uh what is that show?
Speaker 3: We need to live in a Daredevil world.
Speaker 15: Dude, you've been watching the New the New House of Dragon.
Speaker 1: You want to see him?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love the first episode. Second episode was a little weird. Yeah,
that's what.
Speaker 2: That's what the That's what like Game of Thrones still
do is they'll just have an episode where it's like
we got Scott pushed the Ford the story forward. This
is a story arc story. Oh my god, Johnny put
that off. That's the nicest thing I've ever seen. Oh
my god, Dan, it's gonna cry all Ip, Pollyanna, you
are not forgotten.
Speaker 1: We love Amen.
Speaker 3: Who are you? You'll show it.
Speaker 1: So there's this big story, like the result of a
study on sunscreen that is kind of sweeping the internet.
Have you seen this sweeping the internet? And it is
it seems uh that sunscreen. I'll just let me see
if I have a can find a video of it.
Sunscreen use has been correlated with negative outcomes like you know,
skin cancer and things like that. Let me see if
I can find a video of someone doing a recap
of it. Yeah, well, this is Matt Gates, but he'll
he'll I think he's interviewing someone who is an authority
on the study. Hopefully is that the right note? That's
the other guy. Hold on just a second and here
it is no wrong one again, dufaus, come on produce
the show. Bro here we go Johnny produced the freaking show.
Speaker 2: Matt Gates grew What a what a turd?
Speaker 25: Have I been lied to as a Florida man about
sunscreen protecting me from cancer?
Speaker 1: Yes, it appears.
Speaker 8: This massive study of over four hundred and seventy thousand
people confirms it. It's very worrisome that when they compared
sunscreen users to non sunscreen users, the sunscreen users face
increased risks of all the major skin cancers. No exclaim
as cel tarcinoma. What is this guy so all of
these cancers were.
Speaker 1: I want this guy to give me all kinds of
bad news. Is this guy from the.
Speaker 26: Muppets, Carlos? We need you to come in. You're being
arrested by the government right now.
Speaker 3: You have to today's episode spot you by sea for cancer?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would this guy should give all bad news.
Speaker 26: It's like, ah, but the ceasefire and Iran is broken again.
I'm so sorry everybody.
Speaker 15: I just want all my bad names to come from him.
That would be great rh it.
Speaker 26: Israel is bombing Lebanon once again.
Speaker 8: Walk But the most worth finding was that invasive melanoma
was three hundred percent higher higher risk in the sunscreen users.
They accounted for skin color, time spent outdoors, and many
other things, sex age, and they still found these increased
risks of the cancers. When you use sunscreen all the time,
you're blocking your body's ability to synthesize vitamin D, which
is critical for cancer defense. So you do not want
to shut that off. A Jama study just came out
and found all those active ingredients in the sunscreens get
into your circulation. They get I'm sorry, Sam.
Speaker 26: But you have tested positive for several STDs today, full
blown AIDS.
Speaker 1: They should they should synthesize his voice so and just
have an AI call you on the phone with your
test results. If it's bad and you hear that right away.
Speaker 27: Scream at the full blown AIDS, I'm sorry to say.
We just want to say the guys doing great work.
It is funny people getting angry. People get real angry people.
Speaker 3: Get real angry.
Speaker 8: Body above FDA regulatory limits. So what I would say
is avoid sunscreens if you really have to use it
if you'll be out in the sun just burned, dude,
midsummer day, That's all I do. Still want to use something.
I would use zinc based sunscreen, not oxy ben zone.
None of those hormone dis up being chemicals.
Speaker 2: Thank Johnny. Have you seen this? I want to show
you something real funny right now here we go. You
see this, some yearbook put all the baby pictures in
and someone put baby Hitler in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it's Baby Hitler got into the New
Jersey Eastbrook Middle school yearbook.
Speaker 15: They had to recall it.
Speaker 1: So good zooming bit. Can you just expand that?
Speaker 15: What a good prank.
Speaker 2: I don't even understand why everyone's so freaking angry. It's like,
you gotta recall it.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: That thing's gonna be worth money. Can I buy one
right now?
Speaker 1: I love, dude, you can make if you had that yearbook,
you could make thousands on that right.
Speaker 3: Bucks, No way, I shut your faith. Shut your face,
shut your face.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that guy, shut your face, shut your face,
shut your face.
Speaker 1: That guy's voice is the best.
Speaker 26: Guys, there's a high level of nuclear radiation. Yes, hello, folks,
We're gonna be ascending to thirty thousand feet today, and
then the plane is gonna be hijacked and we're gonna
be crashing into the ocean.
Speaker 1: We've been hijacked by Islamic shad. Walk and walk and
walk every bit. You just can't be sad when that
guy's giving you the news. Really cannot be sad.
Speaker 26: And your grandma's died, has to say, but you have
a triple cancer, samm A, Pollyanna, it's not gonna make it.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid, all right, buddy, that was just rude. Hey, Johnny.
So the other night, I'm at the comedy store. Okay,
makes sense, tracks, tracks, totally tracks, you do that.
Speaker 2: And I'm hanging out with a bunch of comedians and
one of the comics he has a fan that's hanging
out there, and we're all just talking comedy and shop
about good sets and bad sets. And this guy's like
this guy, he looks like a character out of Grand
Theft Auto. And I say that we respect, okay, respect, And.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm trying to remember that.
Speaker 1: I got crazy. You got what shadow? The lights in
here too harsh? I haven't, haven't. The lighting has got
disturbed whiles away and it puts this crazy like lights on. Anyway,
don't worry.
Speaker 3: About we deal with it.
Speaker 1: What's happening.
Speaker 2: Uh So, anyways, Josh Potter, that's who was Josh Parr's there.
Speaker 3: Josh Parr's like, yeah, this is my he's I go,
how do you.
Speaker 1: Guys know it?
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, he's just a big fan of mine.
That's cool. So we're all just talking shop.
Speaker 2: It's like me, eleanor Josh Potter and his fan and
we're just talking shopping.
Speaker 1: I don't know where.
Speaker 3: This guy goes, yeah, I'm a white crip, dude. I
go what He goes, yeah, I'm a white crip. I go,
you're a white crib all the way?
Speaker 1: Was this Shilah buff No, dude.
Speaker 2: This guy was like literally think Grand Theft auto character. Okay, okay,
and I mean it with all respect. So we're hanging
out and I go, did you go jail? He goes, yeah, no,
just got out. I go really, He goes yeah. I mean,
I don't know if he said just out, but he
said he had been there, right, And I'm like, who'd
you hang out with the whites of the black?
Speaker 3: He goes to blacks, I'm a crip. I hung out
with the blacks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, dude, that's crazy. So anyways, we're all
talking about like, oh, how is this crowd?
Speaker 3: How's that crowd? I don't know where.
Speaker 1: This guy goes, yeah, I just killed somebody.
Speaker 2: Okay, what I just killed somebody. I'm like, you did why?
He goes, yeah, I just killed somebody. I go, you
and you're just talking about it. He goes, I have
already dealt with it legally. I go, what what do
you mean? He goes, yeah, the guy tried to rob
me and I shot him dead. And literally, dude, the
guy said it like like he was talking about good
sets and bad sets, like it was just another day.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 15: I thought we were talking about killing here. What's the
big deal?
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, yeah, we're talking about killing on stage.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about killing the streets, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, dude. He goes, yeah, dude just killed him.
Speaker 28: Man.
Speaker 2: DA said it was self defense. I go was He goes, yeah,
they tried to rob me. I go, damn, dude, that's wild, bro.
Speaker 1: He goes, The streets are crazy. I go crazy for you, dude.
Speaker 15: Some people just living different lives, living.
Speaker 2: Different lives, dude, and you know what, I go to him, Hey,
can you come on my podcast and talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, dude, I go, come on, man,
come on my show. Respect to you for even asking.
That would be awesome, buddy.
Speaker 2: I would love to talk to somebody. And just dropped
it like it was just another day.
Speaker 1: Well you know if he drops that like it's another
day that he's got stories, like.
Speaker 15: He's got stories, dude, that guy's seen some stuff.
Speaker 2: And he was like chill, but you could tell like
if it if it got crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows he's got default setting.
Speaker 2: We were and I was like, I was like, dude,
this guy just kills him by and Eleanor is.
Speaker 3: Like really And it's like that kind of moment where.
Speaker 2: Eleanor's from the streets and she's like should I be
concerned right now?
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, dude, three guys tried to rob me.
Speaker 3: I blast one of them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, as you do you know? As you dude?
Speaker 2: I mean, like, dude, I would be every single episode
would start off go Johnny, do you ever hear about
me killing that guy? Get because he tried to rob me?
And you'd be like, dude, we've talked about the last year. Okay,
I just wanted to say I killed the guy.
Speaker 1: He's like yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, unbelievable, dude, unbelievable, bro, yeah, blasting him?
Speaker 3: She said, to blast him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, crazy ass Street from Pomona Dog.
Speaker 1: You see. Are you watching any of the World Cup?
Why you're watching any of the world you see? So,
Uruguay was expecting to do pretty well and they went
out early. And so they had the last game that
they had to go to and they go to get
on their chartered flight and the Uruguay their football association
has canceled their charters and they had to fly commercial
just find their own.
Speaker 3: Because they lost.
Speaker 1: According to a report by Martine Shakiro, uh Uruguay's football
association canceled their charter flight, making players players had to
find their own commercial flights after their disappointing exit in
the group stage for this, like you find your way
back home, bro, unbelievable.
Speaker 15: In South America, will will.
Speaker 1: You look up?
Speaker 3: The lady that predicted the who's gonna win? The uh?
Look up? World Cup is fixed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Based on the colors?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3: I think she's wrong, dude, I think she's wrong. I
think I think she's I think she got the wrong colors.
Speaker 1: We'll see. Uh hold on, let me, I got it here.
I think this is what you're talking about because I
saw this too. Is this it?
Speaker 3: Yes? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Who's going to win this year's World Cup?
Speaker 3: Stop?
Speaker 2: And when you're a cute chick talking conspiracies, everyone watches
your ship.
Speaker 3: It's the biggest cheek code ever.
Speaker 2: Really, she has a dude, we should do ais of
us just looks like onlyfan and just be like, Hi,
I'm Brittany, this is Brianna. We're the new host of
Broken sam. Those old guys suck, so you got replaced.
Speaker 15: We get a TikTok, right, Conspiracy gals?
Speaker 1: Is that good? Conspiracy goals?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna call it smoke shows where
we just yelled, or no, that's a different show, or
conspiracy sluts is a different show. Uh No, this is
conspiracy gals, And we are ai ourselves and just talk
about the most rudimentary like basic bitch. We could call
it even basic bitch conspiracies and and I bet I
bet we had a million views on a video before
I do.
Speaker 3: Too, Dude, Samantha and Johanna. That would be our names.
Speaker 2: I'm Samantha, i'ma and we're the new host of Broken sim.
Speaker 1: No, it's not it's got to be a new thing.
They can't connect it. You can't let that happen.
Speaker 2: We were welcome to Basic Bitches where we were just
hot chicks talking conspiracies.
Speaker 1: So hot, so hot. We'll talk about conspiracies in our
periods and that's just we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Talk about getting our holes blown out and rabbits.
Speaker 1: We're talking about holes.
Speaker 3: Getting blown out, but not our holes, rabbit holes.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about my body count and then
the Clinton body count. That's that's what the show is.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's higher my body count this weekend or Clinton's
body count?
Speaker 3: Tune in next.
Speaker 1: This show's brought you by Blue Joe.
Speaker 3: Yes, I love it, Mainy, Mainy Meat, Monsta love.
Speaker 4: We all know the Super Bowl conspiracy. Every year they
give us the Super Bowl logo at the beginning of
the year, and the colors from that logo happen to
be the colors of both teams that end up playing.
Speaker 1: In the Super Bowl.
Speaker 14: We all know there's a script for the NFL.
Speaker 1: Well FIFA.
Speaker 4: FIFA has a script too, and it's right in front
of our faces, and it's been very obvious this whole time. However,
the World Cup logo itself is always black and white.
But what you might not know is that every World
Cup has official colors, and those colors just happen to
correlate with the winner every single year, for at least
the last three World Cups. In twenty twenty two, Argentina one,
these are the official World Cup colors for twenty twenty two.
That's Argentina's flag blue, yellow, and the outline of the
sun is that exact dark maroon. Then in twenty eighteen
France one. You can't tell me that these colors don't
match France. I mean their jerseys are that exact dark
and light blue, their away kits are the white and cream,
and then you have the red from their flag. In
twenty fourteen Germany one, it is one. I feel like
people are gonna say this is a stretch. I don't
think so. That is the exact yellow and red tone
from the flag. And if you didn't know, Germany's away
kits are green. This year's colors green, blue, red, and
then two shades of gray. My first thought an underdog team.
But Morocco, however, they are missing the blue more obvious options.
It's so obvious you might be thinking, well, Portugal is
red also the blue.
Speaker 3: It's so obviously grewn in.
Speaker 4: On their flag. Those dice looking things which I'm not
sure what they are.
Speaker 3: They are not.
Speaker 1: Black, they are maybe blue.
Speaker 4: So if you believe in conspiracy or just I don't
know facts, Portugal is winning the World Cup and FIFA
leaked the script.
Speaker 1: They wrote the script. They wrote it in Portugals winning
this year. No, that doesn't match.
Speaker 3: No, No, I think it's France.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's France, or I mean those are US colors honestly,
because we have those black like those darker colored secondary
the awagers. Anyway, So Johnny, will you look up Simpson's
World Cup prediction for uh.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six? Okay, yeah, someone says it's Canada color.
Canada doesn't have any fucking.
Speaker 15: Greek Canada colors. No, I mean I guess it.
Speaker 1: Well, now they don't have the blue, right do they?
Canada is playing well though I love their manager Jesse
Marsh because who they predicted? Okay, they got Portugal in
Mexico and the interesting twenty six World Cup fund. Yeah,
but they have the whole bracket here. Let's see, they
got Japan, who was eliminated today versus Brazil winning. Well,
you see, but I don't think that can't all be
from the No no, no, no no. This is the
actual This is the actual bracket, and this is just
somebody filling it out. But this is the prediction from
the Simpsons up here Mexico.
Speaker 2: So she's right about Portugal. I think it's gonna be
Mexico versus France, which France.
Speaker 15: Mexico's not going enough final of the World Cup.
Speaker 2: Some people think, oh, but they're in the same bracket,
so they can't be Which one's France.
Speaker 3: Where's fucking France?
Speaker 15: France is over here on the top left?
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, interesting.
Speaker 15: I will say, whoever did this?
Speaker 1: Unless they did this to No, they did it a
day ago, okay because Paraguay uh won today, So unless
they oh they know that. Okay, they're doing all right
so far. Oh no, they got Japan wrong though they're
dead wrong about Japan.
Speaker 2: Over they got you're dead wrong about But everyone thinks
Portugal don't win because they want to give Ronaldo a trophy.
Speaker 15: Dude, they haven't looked at all.
Speaker 1: I'm with it all.
Speaker 15: I'm going just ripped through a couple of things here.
Speaker 1: Did you see that uh tmz got like from Nancy Guthries.
Someone with connections somehow to Nancy Guthries supposed kidnapper or
whatever sent them like a ransom thing for information.
Speaker 15: Have you seen this from a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: But it's really creepy, dude, And I don't know if,
if how legit it is. But this is Harvey Levin here.
Speaker 12: Friday, June twenty six, and we have received another email
from the man who as he knows who Nancy Goree
kidnappers are and can lead the FBI to those kidnappers
or one bitcoint so.
Speaker 1: One big point right, coughing up, coughing.
Speaker 24: Up, questioning the FBI, telling us that the person who
wrote this might be a female. The person does not
say he's a male for sure, but he puts a
big question mark there and then also puts a question
mark or we say we might be doing a documentary.
So he says in this email that he is not
as he puts it, I am not the idiot who
recently called in a tip about her burial site.
Speaker 1: In Mexico.
Speaker 24: He goes on to say, only two are directly involved,
and I doubt they would be the one the ones
calling to snitch on themselves. So he has said to
us before that there were multiple kidnappers, and there was
a main kidnapper, but definitely plural kidnappers.
Speaker 3: He has said that before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay. So the kidnappers are sending this ransom
request for bitcoin to Harvey Levin and TMZ and they
TMZ wants to pay it or coordinate payment, and the
FBI this is okay. After reporting last week that he
wished to establish contact with the author of the ransom
note and possibly produce this is so Harvey Levin possibly
produce a documentary regarding his investigation, TMZ found their Harvey
Levin was allegedly instructed by the FBI to quote stand
down while they pursue their own investigation. This is Harvey's
quote here. He said, a month ago, I called the
FBI and I said, look, I just have this sense
that this guy might be real. And I said, what
if we do with documentary and we put that money
in the bitcoin address and follow the path and see
where it goes. The FBI initially didn't even respond to him,
and since then they've kind of told him to just
chill out.
Speaker 15: So that's weird, right, isn't that weird? Why would the
FBI tell him?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: What harm is it? If Harvey Levin wants to just
put a bitcoin out there, possibly further the investigation. How
does that work?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: You know why?
Speaker 2: Because then it be well, one thing is Johnny, it
becomes a precedent, it becomes.
Speaker 1: A president with terrorist that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it becomes us at one and two okay, two.
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: It's that.
Speaker 3: What if there's something darker going on?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I could, I got you?
Speaker 3: What if? What if there's something darker going on?
Speaker 1: Johnny?
Speaker 3: And what the fuck is this? Dude? Where the fuck
is this? What if?
Speaker 1: What is this live?
Speaker 29: Or what?
Speaker 3: I can't find it on my fucking feet?
Speaker 26: What are you talking about, Sara?
Speaker 3: I can't find our feed of Oh here it is?
Speaker 1: No? What if?
Speaker 3: What if there's more dark shit involved?
Speaker 2: Meaning let's say everyone thinks the the Clintons are involved.
Everyone some people think the daughter's involved. I'm not saying
any of that's true, but what if that leads to
darker ship?
Speaker 1: You mean they're trying to go farther down the rabbit hole.
The FBI is or they're protecting it protect yeah yeah,
could be Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm buy that. Sure, So Adam,
We've been following the decline of Frankie Valley and we
added to the list last week Rod Stewart, who is
seems to also Oh the devil. You can add Mike
Love of the Beach Boys now to the people who
just are barely there on state.
Speaker 3: Look at this, I mean, like, dude, what is the
explanation for this?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be selling your soul, right, I mean, why
would you do Why would anyone let their grandpa do this?
Speaker 3: And who's that young guy? Who are all these young guys?
Speaker 1: Well, there's nobody left from the Beach Boys, hardly. Uh
you know, Mike Love pissed half of them off and
then the other half are dead. Uh so he's really been
touring with that impromoter for decades now.
Speaker 2: Thank god, securities there to stop all the old ladies
from making a run to the thing.
Speaker 15: Yeah, throwing their bloomers on the stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, dude, tell me you sold your
soul without telling me.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The other one is Barry Manilow. Have you seen the
Barry Manilow one? Look up Barry Manilow.
Speaker 1: That one didn't I almost pulled that, But it doesn't
impress me because I he he's always.
Speaker 15: Been that way where he doesn't move his mouth much.
He's singing there. I'm fairly convinced.
Speaker 1: All Right, let's see it, Johnny. You think you know
what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Johnny think he knows what he knows.
Speaker 1: I've seen him. The problem with Barry Manlo is he's
had so much work done in his face, like full reconstruction,
because he walked into a wall a couple of years
ago and like smashed his nose.
Speaker 3: Would you believe that he just walked into a wall.
Speaker 1: No, it's good because he posted there were like there
were images of his destroyed and I mean he could
have gotten his ass beat or something. Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably probably was doing something with somebody and they
were like, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: But this is uh.
Speaker 15: I'm pretty sure he's singing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, that looks like some animatronic ship.
Speaker 1: Well, it's taste. His taste is completely takee. He's got
cheeking plants. He's had his nose rebuilt because of that.
Damage his face. His skin is Okay, there's a Star
Trek film about this race of people that or this
guy who keeps stretching. He has to he can live
like longer than normal people, but they have to like
keep stretching his skin over his face. That's what Barry
Manilow looks like. Let me see, okay, Star Trek skin
stretching guy. Let me I can't remember his name. Uh yeah,
this guy right here, they keep pulling. This is what
Barry Manilow is gonna look like in maybe a decade. Uh,
if he's still going out. Do you see this guy?
They just keeps stretching his skin until it's just completely shredded.
That's gonna be Barry man Low in a couple of years.
Harry Mallin has always just kind of been kind of like, right,
so the young girl has a talent for a melody.
Barry Manlow, you know, super super gay, but uh.
Speaker 3: Super gay, come on now, come on now super.
Speaker 1: I really didn't think like they thought he was like
a straight heart drop type.
Speaker 15: Barry Manlow isn't that crazy.
Speaker 2: No, My favorite part was like Barry Manlow gets so
much puss, bro he just bangs puss him. Dude, God
help you if you're a lady in your room with
him and Paul George. Boy George, Johnny, you're not old
enough to remember, but dude, there was a real debate,
like a fistfight debate on whether Paul George pound Puss
or not. You were like, no, yeah, boy George, Paul
George too, by George.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: Now we talked. We cocked a couple of months ago.
We talked a couple of months ago about this mushroom
in China that they'd found that makes it does nothing
but makes people see little fellas, little trolls iss no, no, no, no, no,
this okay, and they they're now studying this. It's it's
in China and a couple of other places, other cultures
that aren't connected to China, and they have the exact
same experience you eat it. It kicks in.
Speaker 15: Listen to the timeline.
Speaker 1: It kicks in twelve to twenty four hours after you
eat it, okay, and it lasts for days, and all
it is is in three D vivid reality. You see
little people in your environment interacting with your environment and
teasing you occasionally, like being kind of kind of mischievous
and annoying, but nothing else. None of the like heightened
sensory perception, no you know, heightened colors or tastes, No nausea,
no weirdness, nothing, no sweating. Just little people enter your
reality and they're studying it now to try to identify
the com.
Speaker 3: How long do we can get this here?
Speaker 1: Let's go bro Oh, you can get it now. It's
not illegal if if I'm not mistaken, it's it's uh.
It is called l asiatica is the name of it.
It's a type of bowleat mushroom. It's native to the
pine forests of southwestern China and the northern Philippines, where
it's harvested and sold in local markets as and used
in culinary cuisine. I'll show you this guy talking about
it briefly here. It's it's the damnest thing, though, dude.
That because it obviously triggers something in the brain, they
call it the little Putian mushroom, you know, because of Liliput,
you know, the uh from Gulliver's Travels. It triggers something
in the brain that specifically causes you to see little
fellas everywhere. This is one of the researchers who're studying it.
Speaker 3: Johnny, would you like to do it on a show, dude,
s Kizo Maxic.
Speaker 30: I've been talking with people who for the past four years,
I've been studying this new type of hallucinogenic mushroom. In
talking with people who have experienced this effect firsthand, they
describe the effects as first seeing several hundred, if not thousands,
of little people embedded in their environment. They're often reported
as interacting with the real world, jumping on chairs and tables.
Speaker 1: One person told me.
Speaker 30: As they were eating soup, the little people were jumping
off their spoon into the bowl of soup, swimming around,
and as they scooped their spoon to eat them, the
little people remained in their mouth. Of people actually see
little elves or browns or other fairy.
Speaker 3: God, I want to do this so badly, dude.
Speaker 30: The depiction of this effect through Gulliver's travels, where he
lands on an island called Lilliputs, which is, of course
the namesake. Reports of this actually first comes from the
early missionaries embarking into Papua New Guinea. Decades later, in
the nineteen nineties, reports of a very similar sort of
mushroom began emerging in southern China. Not until recently in
the past summer did it come to my attention that
remote culture in the Northern Philippines had been also reporting
this sort of Liliputian hallucination from a locally collective wild mushroom.
I actually ventured there last summer.
Speaker 1: To John and found out that.
Speaker 3: I mean, this guy is not excited about what he's
reporting on. I would be going there.
Speaker 2: You're a scientist, dude, I mean, bring back the Muppet
got people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you should do research papers. People everywhere. We
see little people to jump in your mouth, to twist
your nipples, some worker balls.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 26: Now we'll say it lasts as much as two to
three if in four days.
Speaker 3: Some people.
Speaker 30: Much the exact same species that was previously known only
from China. So the fact now that we have three
independent cultures reporting.
Speaker 3: Way too serious phenomenon, and.
Speaker 30: Then two of them we've been able to verify it's
the exact same species.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: This is the energy you keep when you're talking about
flock cameras, not when you're talking about eating something and
seeing little Bobby Lee's running around everywhere.
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is like something from axios.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and are they Asian tiny people?
Speaker 2: Like if I'm in Asia and I'm eating mushrooms, am
I seeing Asian tiny people?
Speaker 1: Question? It is fascinating though, right that these are independent cultures.
One of them was like an isolated culture that has
no connection. So you can't say it's like oh because
you know how they say, like, well, you see God,
because that's your your religious frame of reference. Everybody sees
elves when they take this, no matter their culture. That's weird, dude,
that's really weird. So they're studying it, they're digging into it,
and I think we should somebody should maybe we get
actually to do this. We buy some of this stuff
and get actual to do it now. I did read
because I wanted to do exactly what we just talked about,
get somebody to try it. I did read that you
got to be careful. They examined this, guy said, examined
a bunch of the mushrooms now that they're selling that
are supposed to be this, and some non zero percentage
of them are poisonous mushrooms that will just kill your ass,
So be careful if you go to find them. I
will say, but dude, are you familiar with this last
couple of things, are you familiar with this.
Speaker 3: Woman?
Speaker 15: Whose name?
Speaker 1: She's an Ottawa police detective Helen Groose and she, uh,
there's been a cover up around her.
Speaker 15: This is from a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Uh. She was at the center of that high profile
disciplinary case where because she was asking questions about Uh,
I'm trying to think about how to say this, babies
who had problems maybe living after certain injections happened to them.
I like that, Johnny, I like that. I like how
you said that. So look of all the people, this
is a real surprise to me. John Cusack, who's got
some of the dumbest politics on record in all time, Yeah,
supporting this lady. So check us out, Helen. I know,
do you clear your voice? If you're John Cusack, a
famous actor, don't you clear your voice before you start recording?
Don't do you just have fhlim sitting right on your
vocal courts? Or maybe you maybe do you hit cancel
and start over instead of letting us hear your disgusting flim.
Speaker 2: Who am I to judge John Cusack outside of Helen Helen.
Speaker 1: Detective? And he said, you're an Outawa police detective.
Speaker 15: Thank you for telling me what I am.
Speaker 29: You're police detective, and I know you're concerned about.
Speaker 15: Does he have lung cancer or something?
Speaker 3: No, dude, why is he whispering?
Speaker 1: I gotta protect my voice. I'm I'm doing a I'm
doing a high fidelity on Broadway tonight. So I got
a gross point blank We're doing a gross point blank
reunion tonight.
Speaker 3: I gotta protect my voice.
Speaker 29: And yeah, real evidence to your superiors. And he got
shut down and you chose to keep going and to
ask questions. And that took a lot of courage.
Speaker 1: And I know.
Speaker 29: You're facing some meat because of that. There's a pretty
good doctor.
Speaker 1: This is so weird.
Speaker 29: I'll put the d MS for you open so you
can get it. Uh, it's the best work I know
on I salute your free courage.
Speaker 3: God bless you respect. I love me.
Speaker 15: I guess he's just like Canadian Jesus or something.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: So if you get in fact like you've done well
in Canada, that's like the medal of honor for Canadians.
If John Cusack makes a little Twitter video about you, it's.
Speaker 3: A big deal.
Speaker 1: Johnny so strange, it's a big deal.
Speaker 3: It is I don't know why he's whispering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird. Hey, you know, I don't want
my uber driver to hear me uh spouse any kind
of you know, anti uh for jerk. Uber driver is.
Speaker 28: A pretty big but he's wearing a mask right now
so he can't talk that loud. But I just want
to say, Man, good job, and I'm gonna I'm gonna
send you a couple of dick pics in your d
M and you tell everyone you got Q sex dick pics.
Speaker 1: It's important. I also want to send you this study
about sunscreen like Herman d Frog.
Speaker 3: This guy I know talks like a muppet and it's
the funniest thing.
Speaker 6: Ever.
Speaker 15: He's the best I've seen on the subject.
Speaker 1: This is weird, dude. So these people, it's probably fake,
but they're out on horseback in the desert and Mount
Shasta in California and they come across these solar solar
powered speakers that are that are just projecting some kind
of bizarre vocalization.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Some people say it's to kind of put animals in
fear and get rid of them, but you wouldn't need
so many of it. It's really bizarre.
Speaker 19: No it seems un.
Speaker 3: But then look over here.
Speaker 1: They're in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Is that an animal right by it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: But there, go back, there's something right next to them.
Speaker 3: Like what is that?
Speaker 6: Where?
Speaker 3: Watch? It's like brown right there? What is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's weird. That's weird. You hear that noise?
Speaker 3: This is like coach for animals.
Speaker 2: They're just taking out seeing little Chinese weird.
Speaker 1: Sounds really weird.
Speaker 3: You're gonna stop.
Speaker 15: What a creepy sound that is?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why are you hanging out there? Dude?
Speaker 15: If I was gonna do sometimes it's a dog.
Speaker 3: Why is your dog chilling?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: It could be yeah, well maybe you're out hiking with it,
or you know, ride horseback doing a little trail riding. Uh, okay,
Mount I just want to see if there's any solar
power speaker. I want to see if anybody's followed up
on it. Okay, this is Vice reporting on it now.
About twelve hours ago, woman found nearly two hundred screaming
speakers on Mount Shasta and nobody knows why.
Speaker 3: All right, screaming, it's more like just chanting.
Speaker 1: It's like remember that remember that song that was a
hit in the night yeah, ohiohio.
Speaker 2: Is that when all that shit came out about four
downcume brother or whatever that was to yourself?
Speaker 1: Isn't that what it is?
Speaker 19: Hi?
Speaker 1: Hi, y'all.
Speaker 15: Return to innocence?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Remember that? Like, yeah, it's this crazy voice. Hold on,
this will probably get us taken down, but I just
want to you'll remember this song. I'll just play the
beginning of it. Yeah, hi song, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 10: Hi yah yah, hi yah, hi yah yah yah.
Speaker 15: That's what it sounds like. I have a go, says
lady bear.
Speaker 1: What is a lady?
Speaker 15: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Lady? It must be ah, oh, this lady is Oh,
this lady's crazy. So she gets chased by a grizzly bear.
Speaker 3: Bro, She's like, I liked you more than the other people.
Speaker 26: Away.
Speaker 1: It's her and her dog and she's filming this the
whole time, makes the craziest sound.
Speaker 3: And your dog is like looking for danger? What are
you doing?
Speaker 1: Listen to her voice?
Speaker 18: Hey, dude, why would you ever go for a walk
when there's bears around?
Speaker 3: And why wouldn't you bring a bear?
Speaker 1: Beard?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No, hi, hey dude, you are crazy, lady, I mean,
what else are you gonna do.
Speaker 3: He wants to eat that dog.
Speaker 1: That dog?
Speaker 20: No, why.
Speaker 3: Away now, and no one hears her?
Speaker 1: Bad babe, bad Hey, Hey, dude, you do better than
I would be freaking the funk out right crazy, dude.
She's keeping it in frame.
Speaker 2: She did really well. She's doing a lot. But dude,
that's when you run. When he's behind the fucking fence.
Go lady, stop sitting round, grab your dog and fucking run.
Speaker 1: She is not listen. Listen, hey man, It's like Steven
Seagal doing his karate bullshit. What's up? What's up? What
crazy it sounds? Dude? I know did not did the dog?
Did she get the dog?
Speaker 3: Did he worked?
Speaker 1: Yes? She got him out of there?
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 1: My god, dude, I'd never walk there again. Okay, so
last week we didn't We missed some super chats. So
let me see if I can go.
Speaker 3: Back to read the damn super chat.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna we're just gonna do an hour and
a half that we're at two hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me go to last week's episode and get
the super chests from that, because we did miss your
super chests last week, and we apologized. I yelled at
Johnny so hard.
Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, Johnny, get your head out of your ass.
Speaker 1: He was like, Johnny, you want to You're gonna be
fired if you stop.
Speaker 3: Chat.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm gonna get to two hookers to do this
and do basic bitch.
Speaker 1: All right, let me see. How do you get a
chat replay? I don't have to go all the way
to the end. Is that? Okay? Here we go? Well,
I got Nico Costas. I can't bring them up because
we're not in that video session anymore. But Nico Costas
gave us a was a shout out. Oh mercy.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: Nate R.
Speaker 1: Conley said, super for a follow Come on, you like Marvel.
We're not following any people.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Quirk arc said fark singing, Samity, Sam is next level son.
They like your singing, I think is what that means.
Speaker 2: I'm glad somebody does, except for that one chick who
hates everything I do. Johnny is the only reason I
watched this show. You sucks, Sam.
Speaker 1: You should stop saying that, lady, because he will. He'll
just quit the show if he keeps saying. I will
let me find her name because I talked about it.
Speaker 3: Sarah.
Speaker 1: We know Dave. Sarah he said, I'm not going to
be a pain, but please tell the tell the Chad
in the Bushes story. Hello, Chad?
Speaker 3: Is there no Chad in the bushes? Dave Sarah sometimes
goes out on some weird shit.
Speaker 1: He could now Ali Star Growley got a Ronan UH membership.
Thank you, Ali Star Groley.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means about uh.
Speaker 1: Could he be talking about the time that Chad went
m I A and we found him in the gutter?
Could that be We were at the comedy store and
Chad was there, and then Chad he just wasn't there
after that, and we were I think he needed a
lift or something. He called us and he was like,
I need I need a lift, guys. And then so
we go out looking for Chad and you we can't
find him anywhere.
Speaker 15: Well, and we're just walking up sunset.
Speaker 1: Going Chad, Chad. We looked in his car. We we
took got in your car and just drove.
Speaker 3: Bobby was dead.
Speaker 1: We were worried he was dead. Yeah, and then finally
one of us look, wait a minute, what is that
over there in the gutter? And then he's just laying
on his back asleep in the gun literally in the gutter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I am the king of find my friends
drunk in the bushes.
Speaker 3: I've done it with multiple people.
Speaker 2: Rachel Er eight seven five three is the one who
hates me loves you, Johnny.
Speaker 3: She just wants to do one just you do a.
Speaker 2: Solo podcast where she can finger blast herself to it.
Speaker 3: Dylan D.
Speaker 1: Bernard last week said j Nice aka Johnny Woodard, please
let me accept your seed, Johnny. Somebody wants to have
your kid. Yeah, it's a guy though, Johnny, get him pregnant.
Paddy mcfatty comedy with nineteen ninety nine bucks and just
a shout out, shut out. Sativa Spiral said Ravioli and
gas station pills aka the Tripoli diet. What else do
we have here? Sativa Spiral again with a shout out,
shut out. We did. Paddy macfatty, he was let me
see what else we didn't talk about?
Speaker 6: JD.
Speaker 3: Vance versus Uh.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that well, that know we did. It was
it was mar saying that he was between Rubio and Vance,
and it seems like the soul of the Republican Party
is is kind of a fight between those two. Now, uh,
when it should be you know, someone with some actual
credibility comes in.
Speaker 15: Oh and it was Nick Flintes. Okay, I'll play on
the way.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Nico Costas also said, told you Nixon five and he's
got Portugal in the world winning the World Cup.
Speaker 15: Someone else with Portugal winning the world Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, if any of the rest of yours
we missed, we apologize.
Speaker 15: I'm doing the best like an Amber.
Speaker 1: Dawn Rising had a shout out also, and then Rennick
Johnson said one for me, one for you. It's a
little shot, a little whiskey shot. It looks like so yeah.
Nick flint has had this thing about his take on
the election. He was hoping that that there is kind
of an insurgent candidate that is not from the Trump sphere.
Let me see, I think he was. He was on
what's it called fresh and Fit or whatever?
Speaker 3: The hell?
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that black guy?
Speaker 15: What's his name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my Ron Games? Yeah, and Nick Quintes made some sense.
He was saying that I think this is it. I
don't know, I'll just recap it. He was saying that
he thinks that there's going to have to come like
a change in the tide of Republican sentiment. Where Republicans
look at the Trump administration as a failure, and if
that happens, then there might be room for a candidate
that's not from that sphere to come in with a
new foreign policy. But otherwise it's just going to be
Rubio versus Vans, and that's both of those guys are
status quo as far as he's concerned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think JD. Vance crushes Rubio.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes Rubio. No one's ever liked Rubio. Soulless, right, Yeah,
he's kind of soulless, you know. Here at least Advance
like plays at having a personality, right, yes, okay, And
we'll get into these last ones here. These are the
ones from this h fuck cute Fouque says uh l
m a O, Sam, I don't even care if I'm wrong,
And he's not being sarcastic. That grandma, that grandpa comment
was hilarious. Okay, yeah, we being sarcastic, Tricky Hickey and
thank you fo cue. Tricky Hickey says, still looking to
get some ronan stickers, Sam, And this guy wants th
Ronan stickers.
Speaker 2: Okay, I try to figure out one. I'm not good
at that. I give up.
Speaker 15: He says he had something that had sentimental value.
Speaker 3: Help a brother, I'll figure it out, dude.
Speaker 15: Also, come to Alaska.
Speaker 1: We should, we should. I would love to go to Alaska.
I'll go on my own dime just to explore we
should go to Alaska together. I'd love to do that.
Rennick Johnson says, I F and love broken sim He
didn't say F and.
Speaker 3: I love you too, dude, we love you too.
Speaker 1: I got curses, what a guy? I love that little
casual cursing. Stan Daniels Sam stands on business undercover TJ
in the house. What's the undercover TJ?
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, Oh dude.
Speaker 1: Speaking of TJ, I got a story, okay, real quick.
You know, I got an old I got a big
ass new TV for the house, and I had heard
so I sold my old projector on eBay one hundred
and twenty inch projector.
Speaker 15: Nice projector with the screen. And so right before I.
Speaker 1: Go to bed one night, at like one am, I
get a message from somebody with no feedback almost always
a scam when they have no feedback on anybody, saying, hey,
would you be cool if I paid cash for this
and came to pick it up, which is what I
was looking for. So I was like, yeah, totally, and
then I went to sleep, and then I woke up
the next day around ten am and I got another
message from that person saying, Hey, I'm driving up from Baja.
I'm about to cross the border and I'll be there
in two hours, which is totally not how eBay works.
You buy the thing, commit to buy it. You know,
you have to end the listing, and then.
Speaker 3: You didn't give them your address, did ya.
Speaker 1: Well they they they didn't ask for my address. They
they knew I was. I told him I was in
generally in the valley, and they were just already starting up,
so I'm thinking they're like I already told him they
were paying cash. And then I'm thinking like, okay, is
it gonna be counterfeit? So at first I'm like, okay, well,
you'd be cool meeting at the police station to do
the swap, and they were like, yeah, that's fine whatever,
and I'm like, Okay, well, it wouldn't be a scam
if they're cool meeting at the police station. And then
I think it's going to be such a bitch to
take this giant projector screen to the police station. So
then I gave up and gave them my address. Oh Johnny,
you're gonna die. And but I'm freaking out, Like I
tell my girl, like, hey, go upstairs and if it
looks bad, call the cops. Lock the door.
Speaker 15: They roll up, and they roll up in the front
of the house.
Speaker 1: It's three girls, a twenty two year old Mexican girl,
her mother and her grandma, and they've come up from
Tijuana because they run a Mexican or obviously it's Mexican,
but like a Mexican food restaurant down there, and they
needed on short notice a giant screen to play the
World Cup, the World Mexican World Cup game that's like
the next day on and they just needed one like
stat So they drove up from Mexico from Tijuana to
pick up my projector, and I'm like, oh, this is great.
I helpe them there. I can make out some Spanish phrase,
ask them if the Donkey Show is real.
Speaker 15: Well, the girl is the only one that speaks English.
Speaker 1: Lovely girl, like really cute and sweet, and she comes
out just like a Mexican girl. The power drill and
me and her are just taking it apart with the
power tools totally handy, but I can hear the women
like talking about like they were talking about how they
thought they'd like to see a man use power tools
or something like that. I could make it out anyway.
So I helped them get it and they take it
down there, and then the girl shows me their Instagram
and so I can follow them, and she's like, you
got to come down well, you know, we'll feed you
and you'll have a great time watch the World Cup.
Speaker 15: And I'm like, all right, great, they have my address.
Speaker 1: Now whatever story. So that night I'm like, oh, that's
kind of they seem kind of cool. I look it up, dude,
and the first Google result is this this. I'll even
bring up the story. Okay, actually no, I don't want
to name the restaurant. You can find it though, if
you care. The story is this guy who owned the
restaurant died old man, and there's a succession battle going
on at this restaurant and the son, one of the
sons who's American, goes down there and while he's grieving,
gets tricked and assigning some documents by the mother so
to give up his rights to the restaurant. And so
he's fighting this and he says, the next time he's
down there, masked men come and bag his ass and
put him in handcuffs and force him to give up
the business and then ends up getting him involuntarily committed,
so that he's just in this like kind of dodgy
mental asylum because he's fighting it, and he has to
call like Amnesty International or something this is in the
newspaper to get my god, and then the American consulate
has to come bust him out of this illegal un
climent that he's in by his like sounds like his
mom or something. Uh, And now he's fighting it from America,
trying to get the restaurant back. But these are like,
they're like juice, these you know what I mean. They're
like bagging people and handcuffing them. And they know where
I live now, and I've talked about it on the podcast.
So that was probably stupid. Fine people though they seem
really sweet, but just don't try to take the restaurant
from okay. Black Blue Studio says, your mom reads super Chats.
Fun hanging out tonight, your mom reads Superchats.
Speaker 15: Bro was that your mom reads super Chats? Tricky Hicky
says he'll show us around Alaska.
Speaker 1: Let's go bro do that. TJ Equals tunnel g TFH
one thousand was the best. That's from Stan Daniels. And
then we already did this one. And then Sativa Spiral
says Sam Ravioli from tripa Lee, shooting river of potato
water flowing like the Ganges River. That was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Wow, oh thank you.
Speaker 1: I was affected by that.
Speaker 3: I really was.
Speaker 1: Jd Vance speed round. Jade Vance was praising Richard Nixon.
There's a guy that's eating people. Did you see this? No,
he is He works at Okay hospital. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's a hospital worker and he's allegedly been stealing remains
in Budapest, Hungry and a hospital here is. A hospital
employee was accused of stealing human remains from his workplace
and abandoned cemeteries, then preparing and eating them as meals.
According to a release from Hungarian police, the thirty year
old man was arrested on suspicion of illegal use of
a human body. During the search, investigators found a prepared,
prepared human face, facial skin, and bones stored in a suitcase,
complete with a lower leg, a brain, hands, head, skulls
and heart and a jar. So yeah, speed round guys
eating eating people, dead people.
Speaker 3: Ude? All right, Johnny, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Okay, last this is a moment, your moment of zen.
Uh So, do you know what tanner right is? Sam?
Have you ever heard of tannerit?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, it's this. It's a it's a kind of a
mild explosive that target shooters use, uh two have what
would you say, like a an indication that they've hit
the target. You know what I mean? It reacts, it's reactive.
It explodes a little when you if you use a
little bit of it. But people like to pack a
ton of it into targets, and sometimes they use metal
targets or metal containers filled with tannerite. And this woman
right here, narrow what this is like as close as
you can come with death and not die. Uh look
at this dude. Watch this video. This guy's shooting this
tannerite filled container of some kind of target and watch
what happens. He misses pops, Now he hits it. Did
you see that? Yeah? And the hits him. Oh narrow,
that's metal. Dude narrowly misses this woman like that's god, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Oh my goodness, Bro, that looked like something
straight out of sci fi film Final Destination or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what dude. You hear about shrapnel and
in the you know, like in in combat, that's what
you're talking about right there, Dude, you never know when
when metal and the explosives reacteds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, I think we're I gotta go, Johnny.
Speaker 15: Did you see dustin poorie a and uh?
Speaker 1: And ude, this is crazy in the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be bad minding.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he he They take him off a plane
because he's being rowdy, I guess. And what happened, Well,
let's go dog, Let's go the dog. That's the let's
go big dog. Is is poor and he's talking to
body can bunch of holes. Let's go.
Speaker 11: Let's go.
Speaker 26: Line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pulling off the plane, all my boys went to
the Now what the and this is.
Speaker 6: C bro, Just.
Speaker 15: This guy's got tremendous respect for him, by the way, you.
Speaker 1: Can because he knows this guy can fight. Yes, of
course he does. If this was anybody else, he would
not be talking to him. Yeah, I'll fight you right now.
Speaker 6: No, I don't want to fight, bro.
Speaker 1: He's taking his backpack off. That's like when you saw
that guy stretch out. You remember that that story you
told the guy wanted to fight you and you come
out of the comedy club and he's stretching. This is
the exact same kind of thing right now.
Speaker 6: I don't want to fight, bro, I don't want to
I don't want to fight.
Speaker 1: Tell him, tell him, come on.
Speaker 3: It will be bad, Bro, it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 1: But bro, Bro, I love that it's gonna be bad,
gonna be.
Speaker 19: Now.
Speaker 15: This is the cop you can see in the videos, got.
Speaker 3: His hands out the taser.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna fight something.
Speaker 3: He's showing him great rest.
Speaker 6: Relax, Relax, bro, Relax, relax, bang you up, relax, and you.
Speaker 3: Know you're in trouble when the cops scared. Yes, all
the chicks are running.
Speaker 11: This guy's.
Speaker 6: What's one of the beeces?
Speaker 1: Blind holes?
Speaker 22: Man?
Speaker 1: He said the lion hose? Is that what he said?
Speaker 15: The flight attendant.
Speaker 1: And now does is holding his arm out. Just arrest me.
He's giving up. Arrest me. That's the best way.
Speaker 5: Dog.
Speaker 3: It's very funny, found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 3: Wounded dude.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because when the big black guy comes up,
his attitude change I love dusting. This reminds me of
what I was working at a strip part. I tell
you this story. I'm doing security. I don't know why
they got me doing security. I'm skinny a ship back then.
I mean, this guy named t was a mountain of
a black man, like NFL giant black guy. So we're
letting people in. It's like a Friday or Saturday night's pumping.
These three Mexicans come up. They're like, fuck you, white boy,
fucking white boy. I'm like, okay, cool man, just chill.
He's like, fuck you, white boy. I'm like, dog, just
go inside of a good time.
Speaker 1: Fuck you what boy?
Speaker 3: I go, dude, you're gonna get in trouble man. I'm
the nice guy here. I'm just trying to make a dollar. Dude,
fuck you white boy. And then they go, hey, dude,
you're gonna fuck around. You're gonna have to deal with
these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: And they look over and they see fucking tea and
they're like, fucking white boy. They like they knew they
were about to get their asses beat by a fucking
giant black guy. And they calm the fuck down. But
it's like that, I mean, and no disrespect to dust Potier.
Hey dog, it's like I know they always say pro
athletes go through two deaths, right, Yeah, they go through
their pro death and then their actual death. So I
understand it ain't easy because you gotta find new shit
to do and like where does that skill set?
Speaker 1: Where do you go? I mean, and the thing that sucks.
Speaker 2: And we'll see, we'll see if Dana White shows him kindness. Yeah,
because Dana White, regardless of what some people might say
about this dude, he seems to be really good at like, hey, dude,
they say stupid shit, I'm not gonna kick him.
Speaker 1: Out, right, Yeah, that okay guy. I mean he hasn't
he hasn't kicked him out.
Speaker 2: So we'll see what, you know, We'll see if this
costs Dustin because he's he's he's speaking like he's doing
panel at this ship.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's weird. That happened to me. In college.
By the way, I was my friend was My friend
was a quarterback on the football team, but not a
big guy. He was like six to two white guy.
But then uh, and he was a freshman. I was
a sophomore that year, and we are on the bus
alone and these guys get on that want to fight us,
like a bunch of them. They're like four guys and
it's just the two of us, and thank god, dude,
right as it was about to like be a problem,
the next stop, the whole offensive line of the football
team gets on. It's just all black dudes, and it
just ends so fast, like it was the best was
like out of a movie. Dude.
Speaker 15: We're sitting there and we're and then we're like, guys.
Speaker 1: We don't want any problem, and they're like, you're gonna
have problems. And then the biggest blackness guys you've ever
seen come on the bus and its like.
Speaker 3: From your school.
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, and he's the quarterback, you know.
Speaker 1: They're like his boys, and oh ship yeah and and
and then and then I'll never forget. The guy goes,
we got a problem here, and the guy's like no, man, no,
and they just got off the bus and it was over, dude,
it was over that fast. It was a.
Speaker 25: Clutch bro clutch watch all right, dude, I gotta go
all right, man, what's the word uh black lineman?
Speaker 1: No, it's no.
Speaker 2: The word is it's gonna be bad, my no, yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 28: My no.
Speaker 3: I want to say Johnny so badly, but you know
you'll get in trouble.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be bad. You're gonna stand in your comedy special.
That's the question, everybody.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put out there's gonna be and I had
to get it down to.
Speaker 3: Like thirty minutes. It's thirty four minutes.
Speaker 15: How long was the tape?
Speaker 1: Like the full? The full forty minutes.
Speaker 3: So I've talked to UH, I've talked to gas Initial.
They're let me.
Speaker 2: They're gonna let me put out the whole version. And
I'm just gonna put on my website because there's a
lot of people working on a lot of ship right now,
and I want to dude, you know there's a lot
of ship. But after we get off, I gotta tell
you something.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we love you. Good night, bye bye bye
bye bye.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Christian