Speaker 1: Have you been to Leo's Bakery and Deli and East
Rochester recently? Oh, you gotta get there. Throw open every
day so it's very convenient. It'll satisfy your sweet tooth,
your sandwich cravings. Get the Cubano. Tell them Billified said
to have the Cubano sandwich, fresh baked bread, hand crafted pastries,
deli favorites, and desserts like Canoli's that'll make you rethink
your self control. It's all waiting for you. So what's
the best thing about Leo's Everything? Check them out a
Deskbats drive in East Rochester because every day is a
good day for Leo's. Because the best thing about Leo's
is everything.
Speaker 2: When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice
mix in some vodka. Call it a podcast from the
Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by
Victor Kreisler Dots Gee Brahm. It's Billified, the Bill Moran podcast.
Speaker 1: You know, and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we the hell's
going on.
Speaker 3: A way, Okay, don't you worry about it.
Speaker 1: See I brought him. Just took the camera off from
for a second. It's not just keep the camera off.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: On a matter of fact, it's not getting that. It'll
only get your face. Okay, that's yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 4: My head takes up the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Then, No, no, I don't even I'm not even know.
I did not even mean that as a no, not
at all. Geez, we do see a booker in your
nose on a camera. Now, thanks forgetting your pot on.
Here we go, Welcome back, everybody. My goodness, Laura's kind enough.
Speaker 5: We're all.
Speaker 1: We all didn't know if Laura was coming until we
wait to the last possible. I know you did, but
I I look, you've got kids in the light and
a business and you know all that that sort of thing.
Speaker 6: And I didn't ask earlier to find out if I
had to do anything, So that's probably on me.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: I know, what do you do?
Speaker 6: I usually have to find out from him who's on
and confirm everybody while he's out playing Patty Cake somewhere,
playing Patty Cake somewhere.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh, it's been uh, it's
been well, it's it's all over. Now I can get
back into the I think I think I'm hoping, I'm
hoping that everything's settled down. But we did the final
Well it's not because in October they want.
Speaker 7: To do your celebration of life.
Speaker 1: Yes, so this uh had a bunch of people at it, though.
You know, there were people that my brother's friends locally,
but even there was a guy that my brother met
in England when he was studying over there, and the
guy lives in Jersey. They're really really good friends. He
and his wife and two kids drove up, and there
was somebody else had come in from Connecticut. So I
was kind of impressed by that, but you know, his
like it was surprising. My sister made it in. My
uncle actually came back. He's eighty one, and it was
a really nice ceremony. Great, if I didn't have to
content I was coming, buddy, I didn't want you driving.
I was coming fucking forever drive because I would have
gotten there. I would have gotten there after the service,
before the party. But see, here's this.
Speaker 7: You can crash the party in October.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can crash the party in October if you'd
like to. But here's the thing. Is like it, So
we left the boys and I left at seven twenty
Friday morning, and it took us We hit like all
the beach traffic. I was trying to avoid that and
we hit it. Uh. So it took us nine and
a half hours to get there. Yeah, and then yesterday
I was kind of on the fence of do I
stay do I go? Because my sister wasn't leaving till
today and my mom and she was taking my oldest
son back to catch a train in New York. And uh,
and then one of my kids goes. I left my
work computer and I have to work but remotely on Monday.
But I don't even have the computer. And I'm like,
you know what, I gotta get back. It sounds almost mean,
but I've had I've had enough. Yeah, I've had enough,
and I am very tired. Today. I did get up
because I had told doctor Rice from Saint John Fisher's
School of Nursing, he's the head of the mental health
counseling program, that I would go to training camp. So
I want to make sure I did that. I don't
know that it mattered if I showed up or not,
because support tickets weren't coming to gonna give you in.
But I went over there check that out a little
bit today.
Speaker 6: Did you see Jesus I did, not gregor Josh Allen. Josh, Yeah, yeah,
Josh Allen. Yeah he might not be Jesus Christ, but
he's pretty damn close.
Speaker 1: His So doctor Rice brought his daughter and she had
a Josh Allen jersey and she really wanted to get
Josh's autograph. So they were going around and they were
they went to the far side of the field and
like she missed Denon Dawkins, she missed somebody else and
then they turn around and Josh is right there and
just grabs your jersey inside. Oh wow. So that it's
just so that was like made up for everything, right
that that made it all.
Speaker 7: We went yesterday and it was so hot. Yeah, and
then it downpoured.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you had like cloudy then a little bit yesterday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but then it got hot again. So we were
steaming miserable. Were you we just you just went, Yeah,
I just went.
Speaker 3: We didn't get it.
Speaker 7: I mean, I saw our friend, but I'm not the
type of person who's going to be like, hey give
me VI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 7: I like I ran into him last year or too,
and it was like, oh, come on, there here. I
was like, no, it's fine, like he gave Lucas a gatorade.
Speaker 3: But there you go, Greg Conners, can you get me
in the VIP please?
Speaker 1: He might he could do it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I love it, don't I would't even
take off from school for that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: It was just like talking to Greg tonight because I
was going to come into yeah yeah, yeah, and we're
working on something for next week for me and the boy.
Speaker 1: To the boys, awesome, that would be great. I think
it's well worth going to see.
Speaker 3: You have VIP.
Speaker 1: They look pretty good. Yeah, I guess. I mean I
saw the same place if I was.
Speaker 6: But it does suck because it's if it's hot, there's
nowhere to go there, there's nowhere to come. If it's
if you got some shade, then it's much better experience.
Speaker 7: I don't want my kids to get spoiled like that, Like, oh, come.
Speaker 4: On, you're full of full of bit.
Speaker 1: Do you think you would keep there fairly grounded?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like, I'm just like, guys, come on, we're here
to enjoy it, like you to do that.
Speaker 1: It's hot, it's true. Yeah, we were.
Speaker 7: We saw plays. I mean at the very last drill yesterday,
somebody got hurt like bad, like carded off and everything,
and so that was exciting, but it was just like
the people were actually paying attention. We were all like, yeah,
you know, because he went down, he'll die again. It
was number eighty. But this is how crazy Lucas is.
He goes, mom, that guy he couldn't remember his name.
He's like, but he got a touchdown last year at
the Jets game, like a really long touchdown. And we
looked it up and the one play that guy got
last year was what was like seventy yard touchdown. It's
number eighty. It was a seventy yard touchdown against the Jets,
and Lucas remembered it because.
Speaker 1: We wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 7: Couldn't remember the guy's name, but he remembered that he
got a play.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 7: Insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the shavers they look like they're I mean, it
looks like who can tell. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: Was exciting to feel like the hard knocks. Yeah, people filming,
I don't know. I enjoyed date yesterday. It was just
the weather sucked, but I.
Speaker 1: Want to I'm looking forward to hard knocks. You're looking
forward to hard knocks. I am Yeah, yeah, because I
think you get to see some of the behind the
scenes things that we don't see. And you're right, Josh Allen,
it's like Jesus. You can just follow the crowd noise
and know where he.
Speaker 8: Is walks it and just everybody. It's like walking. It's
like Moses the Red Sea. Right, It's unbelievad. I've never
and I've never seen it like that. I mean going
I've gone a camp a bunch of times. I've never
seen somebody. But we didn't have we didn't have the
MVP of the league. I know, but it's kind of weird,
and it's kind.
Speaker 1: Of it is kind of weird. I agree. It is
a new thing for us. I mean, as a new
England fan, you've had the m v P and one
of the greatest quarterbacks for you. I don't know if
you ever went up to training camp. I was there
once during training camp. We didn't we didn't go in
were do they do it right at their stadium?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: They do, Okay, the fieldhouse. I always wonder if they'll
continue this with Fisher signed a.
Speaker 8: They did, Yeah, they did, kind of going to be
there for I think five years.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, good I mean, I think it's a great thing.
It's a great access for fans. It's cool for the players.
Speaker 3: Rochester and Syracuse. There are big bills.
Speaker 1: There so marketing.
Speaker 6: How was it the experience wise this year versus previous
years with hard knocks being there? Was there a lot
more commotion and hustle and bustle or did you not
really notice the hard knocks?
Speaker 1: I mean I was in a fisher tent getting food
stuff in my face, no no ice, coffee, hello, And
then I went out and stood on the end and
I just I talked with these guys a lot, like
I just talked to a bunch of these guys. There's
someone from were U of r guys and uh we
knew some people in common. And I just wound up
pretty much talking the whole time and sort of standing
a little bit back and watching the plays and things
that went on. But I wasn't out chasing. I don't think.
I think I took one picture. I didn't even post it.
Not the one you sent, the one you sent me. Yeah,
I sent it to you. That was the only one.
Speaker 4: Send it to the guy in the New England fan,
don't send it to it was.
Speaker 1: The picture of a portage. No, it's a picture. It
was a picture of a player. But he kept playing
catch with the kids. He wouldn't sign anything, but he
would throw the ball and throw back, throw the ball,
throw back. And I think he was eighty four.
Speaker 6: I think he only said it to me because I
sent him a message saying, are we doing a show tonight?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I said yeah, saying I'm here. I said,
I'm back, and I'm and I'm here. I did wind up,
I am. I gotta tell you these these I think
there's different levels of almost physical exhaustion. You can be
out exerting stuff. There was somebody in here taping a
two Fit Chicks and they had on the Onyx Paving
and concrete, female owned business, and you know she's going, yeah,
I got my crews out there in ninety degree heat.
That's physical labor. It's hot, it's hard, it's hot, it's tiring.
I then think when you're when you're really burning a
lot of brain power. You know, if you're writing a paper,
if you're doing something like that, you can get exhausted.
And then there's the emotional stuff where you're just fucking drained.
And I feel like the month of July was just
you know, was up and down to Maine and flying in,
flying back, you know, driving in, driving back to have
it over is is kind of nice, but it feels
almost shitty to say that in a way, right, But
the uh man, I'll tell you. They my brother and
sister in law put on a hell of a party.
We had a everybody came in. They had a nice
camper for my sons and I just to have our
own like space and stuff. And their kids were there
and my my mom came up, and uh, I did
the eulogy. And I didn't write the eulogy, No, and
I did. I had the beats in my head. I
knew exactly where No, but I knew where I was going,
and I knew what I was gonna do, played off
of how you did it on the show with that's
how I ended it. Oh yes, yes, one hundred percent
the way I did it. But when I did the
piece saying that he was probably gonna die and I
was gonna go dark for like a week, where I
said I sort of ended, I did end where he
did say to me that one time, your father's not dead,
and I said, he's not. He lives on in your
cross puzzles and all, and but I did so I'm
I would rehearse it like I was doing a comedy set,
and not that I was doing a comedy set. But
do you understand what I'm saying? Where you want to somebody?
Speaker 6: Some of my text hit right right home, then, shud
I read my text to you share to read the
text because I don't remember.
Speaker 1: But I got up that morning early and I went
for like I've been doing these walk jogs because I
got a little bit of a hip pointer and then
I made it worse. But so is this the text?
Speaker 6: Yes, I said, I hope you are okay. Good luck
with the eulogy. It's just like one of your real
comedy sets. Many people will probably cry tit's up.
Speaker 1: So I it was like the first thing you know
was going to be the eulogy, So you opened basically,
I mean, the priest came and welcomed everybody, and he
did a great job. How many times do you go
to a funeral and they don't really know the person
that's in the box. He did a wonderful job of
talking about my dad and said my dad had come
up to him and said, I don't agree with your sermon,
and he said, we had a great discussion about my
sermon the week after Easter, and my father was you know,
he was a philosophical guy, and he was so I
thought that was all all great. But so I did
the eulogy, and then it's when you look back I go.
I would suggest people write it only because you can
then put little gems in there. But I don't think
that I missed anything.
Speaker 4: And I always go on the top of my head,
I don't write anything anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, I would write it. I mean I did dictate
it and text it, and I had it. I mean
I was working it in my head for a while.
Speaker 7: You really are talking about stand ups.
Speaker 6: Well, we don't know any other way. We really don't
know the reason why you didn't write it down. Why
because you didn't want to be edited. You didn't want
your sister to take a look at it and then
got things out. You didn't want your brother to take
it and cut things out. You're like, I'm Bill Moran. No,
I'm a professional radio guy. I stopped my shit into
a microphone for thirty years. I don't care that you're
financial guide. I don't care that you're event planned lady,
I Bill goddamn Moran, and I will say what I
want to say with my flabby mouth.
Speaker 1: Well I I okay, that's fair. That's that's fair because
I'm the oldest. When you're facing criminal charges or DWY,
suddenly everyone becomes a legal expert. Your neighbor, your cousin,
even the guy at the gym. Sure they mean well,
but that's when you need to tune out the noise
and call circu Law. Steve Cercu and his experienced team
understand that these are really scary moments, especially when you're
accused of something you didn't knowingly commit. That's why they're
all about preparation, preparation, preparation. While your uncle Bob is
sharing another court story, Circulaw will be methodically building your defense,
leaving no stone unturned. They've successfully litigated every type of
case imaginable, from misdemeanors to complex felonies. Remember, your rights
and freedoms aren't just words. They're everything, and protecting them
is what Circu Law does best. When you need real
legal expertise, not just well meeting advice, call circu Law
five eight five three eight five twenty five ten or
visit their secure contact page at circulaw dot com. Circulaw
because your rights and freedoms deserve more than just good intentions.
Take this from Billified. Stop getting your legal advice from
social media. Call circu Law today. It's the Make This
Summer event at Victor Chrysler Dodge Deep Ram right off
Rude ninety six in Victor and the deals. They're as
hot as a car's leather seats in July. Want to
level up your summer swagger, well, cruise into the season
in the brand new twenty twenty five Dodge Charger Daytona RT.
This beast is built for boldness and get this Lease
it for just one ninety nine a month for twenty
four months months. Yup, not a typo. This car is
so fun to drive with just thirty five hundred down
first payment, taxes, DMV fees at signing conquest least required
seventy five hundred miles per year. Details and exclusions apply.
Offer ends July thirty first, which means if you snooze,
you lose. Or maybe you're all about that comfort meets
adventure vibe. Check out the twenty twenty five Jeep Grand
Cherokee Laredo four by four, roomy, rugged and ridiculously good looking.
Just two seventy nine per month for twenty four months.
Perfect for stuffing it with friends, beach gear, snacks, and
just a little emotional baggage. I mean, come on, we
all have it, so whether you're tearing up the pavement
in a charger or heading off grid in a Grand Cherokee,
Victor Chrysler dot jeep ram has your dream ride right
on Root ninety six and victor Or online at Victor
cdjr dot com. Can we separate the art from the artist.
I mean, that is gonna be my my thing, my
question for a while, because where was I somebody who
was did the whole Bill Cosby set? Don't know how
funny he was? And I go, yeah he was, and
the Cosby show was so influential and positive, and I think,
was this guy over here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But it was positive? And then I keep going, can
you separate the art from the artist? And I it's
a weird thing because I'll tell you what, You might
as well go back in history and rip down every
fucking statue that was ever put up because we can't.
I'm sure there's something somewhere, but yes, but he paid
twelve million or offered that chick twelve million dollars.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean she didn't take it like.
Speaker 1: It's the story that he was singing some she was
singing somebody else's song and he got pissed off and
drunk and shoved her.
Speaker 7: She said he's definitely a drunk like and was very abusive.
Speaker 1: Touch of music.
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, but it's tough again, I do. I
love his music, but you feel I feel him sometimes
weird supporting him, like you know.
Speaker 3: People support Jackson Brown.
Speaker 4: He beat darryl Ynau.
Speaker 1: I know, but she should have shut up the first time.
I'm kidding. Yeah, I know. I like jack I like
Jackson Brown, so I still.
Speaker 3: Listen to it.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait wait, didn't eat it for kel beat
the ship out of Paul Simon though, And is that
what happens? Paul Simon's three foot six, I know, but
maybe he could kick his ass.
Speaker 8: Don't Don't you sometimes want to beat the ship out
of Paul Simon?
Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't really have a problem with Paul Simon. Now,
he's an old man. I'm okay with it. You know,
say what you're gonna say, that's all right.
Speaker 3: I just I just think that.
Speaker 1: I get you though on that.
Speaker 7: It's like, I'll listen to their music, but do I
want to support them by buying concert tickets and putting
more money in their pockets. That's where I have a
hard time.
Speaker 4: I know, somebody who anywhere.
Speaker 1: Was not all that familiar, right, kids wanted to go,
not all that familiar, and then at the show is
doing some res and sees all the stuff, and then
it's like, what do you do? You know, not probably
what you would want to support or but I and
I understand that my sister is very much that way.
Like I love the John Mayer station on satellite nowte
John mayor Okay, I like John. I like John Mayer,
like when he plays with the Dad, like when he
does Crossroads. I think he's a great guitar player. And
I like some of his music and stuff. And she
she said to him, she said to me, she's like
he was such a womanizer and he's such a douchebag.
And I go, oh what She's like, Oh the whole
Jessica Simpson thing. And I go, yeah, but you got
that great song. Your body is a wonder Taylor Taylor
Old Taylor.
Speaker 3: I wrote a song about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wrote about her called paper Dolls. It was
also twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: Changed.
Speaker 1: Yes, what I say, can we evolve folks?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't see. We're all sitting here right now.
I don't really know you that yours, but none of
us have really chang.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you, I have changed completely. I'm a gentleman.
I'm refined.
Speaker 7: I'm getting drunk at my dad's funeral and trying to
dive bomb into it.
Speaker 1: Good but I okay, there are some common threats that
I run throughout what I.
Speaker 3: Like to think video tee.
Speaker 4: My mother fought in the bushes and we're well.
Speaker 1: That was that was the ring doorbell. I just happened
to be.
Speaker 6: Two Morans touched wood An anytime over the weekend.
Speaker 8: I mean, you calm down in your older age, but
you're still there's still the same you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm more Yeah, I
may be even born now.
Speaker 7: Maybe you're just less apologetic for your actions, because that's
how I feel.
Speaker 1: You're as open about it.
Speaker 6: You'll you'll still do the same dickish things, yeah, but
you'll do it quietly to me and do it quietly
and somebody, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get attention to myself all the
time because you But here's the other thing is like
when I'm around people that know me, they're they're always
because I'll give a look, I'll give a glance and somebody,
what what what? What's going on? What are you doing?
Who are you talking about?
Speaker 3: What did I do?
Speaker 1: Notice how he points it me and points towards the general.
That's what happens. We're the bad influences. Laura was down
at the what was this? The why is on next weekend?
Speaker 7: Yeah? You know when I was down at Bearfoot, I
was just shopping in Wildwood and came across a gift
shop that it was all joke gifts. I think I
sent you guys like there was a soap that says
like this smells like uh Swinger Sacks or something like
it was funny. So I found a game soap where where,
which we're all familiar with, but fuck kill Mary? Yeah,
And I was like, huh, this would be fun just
to have it. The podcast is when and have us
go around and pull three cards?
Speaker 1: So what how do you play? We each have to
pull three cards?
Speaker 7: Yes, pull three cards?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 7: And I feel like it could be like I pull
random three cards and maybe you asked the person next
to you. So I'm going to try to not look.
But obviously it should be the same gender. I know.
Speaker 1: Oh she, this thing's already fucked up. Well it's all right,
all right, hold on, we got I remember them playing
it at work when I was on a radio show.
Speaker 6: You give like three women, like you give Jennifer Andison
Courtney Cox, and.
Speaker 1: Well they did it. They did it at work, right,
and it was fuck Mary kill and the guy that
I did a show with. They would all marry, but
they would all fuck me. And he was really just
upset about that, and I go, yeah, I'm pretty happy.
I don't want to marry any of them. But yeah.
Speaker 7: So so it's like if I were to ask Kevin, yeah,
fuck Mary, Keil, kill Laura Madonna, Kim Kardashian yeah, or
Lindsay Lohan post breakdown?
Speaker 1: Okay, I already got my I know I got one too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would marry Lindsay Lohan. I would fuck Madonna,
I would kill Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 7: You're gonna marry her after her breakdown?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: The best.
Speaker 1: I didn't. There's no part in these rules to say,
be fucking the judge, bitch.
Speaker 7: I'm just realizing that these are in.
Speaker 1: That's part of that's part of the fun of the game.
Speaker 7: They're in alphabetical order. All Right, I'm gonna go I'm
gonna go different from Mark.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's Mark the Easter.
Speaker 7: Buddy, Allen Degenerous, and wonder Woman.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I would fuck wonder Woman. Oh yeah, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 8: I would marry uh the Easter Bunny, and I would
kill Allen de Jenner.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right, so for you Bill, we'll
say fuck Mary Kel Okay, Milania.
Speaker 1: Trump, Malania Trump, Okay, Megan.
Speaker 7: Fox and Marilyn Monroe, because this obviously I pulled from
the empile.
Speaker 6: Okay, be careful how you answered this, because Homeland Security
is listening.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, hang on a second, Megan Fox, I have
some insight to her life. I know I knew Brian
Austin Green a little bit. Okay him, like a little bit.
Speaker 3: Is this sort of like how you knew the girl
from Guiding Light.
Speaker 1: Oh that was my cousin. But no, I didn't know her.
I told you I didn't know her. He actually she
married my cousin.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to the wedding.
Speaker 1: No, let's see. Uh, let me I guess it was
Melania Trump, Marilyn Monroe, and Megan Fox. Jeez, man, that's tough.
There's three attractive people's different sides. Like Melani is a
good looking woman. Yeah right, I'm.
Speaker 7: Thinking that, but she's touched Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Immigrant that's true, that's true.
Speaker 7: You're getting his sloppy seconds.
Speaker 1: Okay, relax here. I hadn't given you my answer yet,
but I mean, do we look I probably have had
never mind, maybe I don't know. I definitely have. So
I'm thinking what do I do with Marilyn Monroe because
she's dead? Like, do I need you are?
Speaker 7: Don't think of white dress eras think.
Speaker 1: Of her alive?
Speaker 3: Think think yourself.
Speaker 1: You're would marry her? Because she was married to a
couple of different people, Joe Demaggio and then who was
the writer? Was it Arthur Miller that she was married
to as well? Playright? Really Marilyn Monroe was married to Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't see that.
Speaker 1: Okay, very odd. Just look, I think she was married
to Arthur Miller, playwright. All right, So I'm gonna I
am going to I'm gonna fuck Marilyn Monroe because I
don't want to put up with her after that. But
I would like to see what what is that? Like?
What did Kennedy get? Now I'm getting Kennedy sloppy seconds.
You get presidential sloppy seconds in this. I think I'm
gonna have to kill Milania and I would marry Megan Fox,
although I may know a little bit of insight to
things about Megan Fox that I'm not so sure. And
she's been with machine gun and Kelly, Yeah, that's kill her.
That's not taken, and I may I may have to
I may have to rework this. I may have to
kill Megan Fox, bang Millania and then marry Maryland. But
then was she married to Arthur Miller?
Speaker 6: James Doherty, Yeah, Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller. I think
Tomaggio's estate still sends I think either weekly or maybe
even daily roses to her grave grave.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, wow, Ship, that's amazing.
Speaker 8: Okay, I would kill Marilyn Rokees. I want to be
like John and uh, you know, Robert Kennedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think i'd have to rework that. I may
get presidential sloppy seconds.
Speaker 7: On You're going to be following thinking about that.
Speaker 1: It's going to really really bother me that I got that. See,
it is all from the MS. We need to make Laura.
Laura's got to do it.
Speaker 6: Do they have the dudes, Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Taylor Swift,
Taylor Swift, Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what she's doing, all three of them
at the same time, swinging a scissor accident. I'm gonna
scissor Barack.
Speaker 7: I feel like I would have to kill Steve Jobs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a he was kind of a jerk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he'd he'd be boring to Turtle Mack. And do
I have a lesbian affair with Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would to watch that. I would probably pay
to have a lesbian affair with her.
Speaker 1: I mean wow, But then you're getting Travis Kelsey's sloppy seconds.
Speaker 7: That's okay, he can join, Oh, he can join, he
can join, Okay, and then I'm Mary Obama of course. Yeah,
love that guy.
Speaker 1: Hey, friends, you've heard me gush about my soul sister,
the one, the only, Shila Tillick. She's not just a healer,
she's basically the energetic ninja. You didn't know. You need
it if your chakras are doing the macarena and your
life feels more WTF than nomas day Listen up August
twenty second through the twenty fourth, Shila is hosting a
life shifting, soul lifting, stress evicting three day IT intensive
workshop and no, not like tech support. This is I
e T Integrated Energy Therapy. We're talking about standing in
your magnificent life purpose. Sain't your grandma's energy healing unless
your grandma's super cool and into quantum woo. But in
just three days, you'll learn all three levels of i
ET YEP. Beginner to advance. Think of it as a
deep energetic detox, but instead of green juice, you're activating
your DNA, releasing trauma, and becoming your most empowered self.
You'll learn to heal yourself and others work with angelic
energies YEP, the good kind. Activate five pairs of DNA,
don't worry, no lap coats required, and practice stepping into
your true power without needing to save your entire home. Daanily,
but here's the kicker. Registration closes August fifteenth. Do not
procrastinate like its laundry Day. Get to Shila tillic dot
com today and reserve your spot again. That's August twenty
second to the twenty fourth. Mark your calendars. Cancel your
weekend plans and prepare to level up. Come on, you
deserve this. You're higher self called and yeah they're so ready.
Let Shila help you go from eh to magnificent. We
all need a little healing. Some of us just need
it with a side of angel wings and DNA upgrades.
Sheila Tille dot com. Oh, I see you have random, rusty,
ridiculous scrap metal all throughout your garage. I know that
scene holding on to that extra siding from two thousand
and eight. Come on, pack up that garage mess and
roll it down to Premiere Metal, Rochester's number one choice
for scrap. We're talking metal from auto jobs, plumbing, HVAC, roofing, siding.
If it's shiny, bendy and mysteriously dented, they want it
at Premiere Metal. You know that metal shelf that attacked
you in nineteen ninety eight, Get rid of it at
Premiere Metal. They offer the breast, I mean, best prices.
This is a scrap metal commercial, not a spelling big
aluminum siding electric motors, car wheels, copper wires, steel, sheet metal,
three hundred series stainless steel, auto batteries, lead, and even
your ex's dumb weight bitch may cash clear space. Visit
Premiere Metalgroup dot com or either of Premiere Metal state
of the art facilities west Landon Avenue in East Rochester
just minutes off four ninety or eleven Carrent Street in
Rochester just minutes off three ninety Premiere Medal. Be a
metal magician and turn that metal into cash with Premiere Metal.
Pavior doncom tried.
Speaker 6: Step Bophick be a pedophile.
Speaker 3: He was doing. He was after. She was really young when.
Speaker 7: He went after.
Speaker 1: Okay, but she was underage, Yes she was.
Speaker 3: She was. I think she was fifteen or sixteen.
Speaker 1: That stop it, she cou. I can't imagine your parents
like they were really on top of that stuff. I
don't know, eighty what you know, This is how rumors start,
This is how the bullshit comes, and then you know,
they get my sister.
Speaker 7: He's a woman's right, I mean, he's a womanizer. But
I don't think she was.
Speaker 1: What is a womanizer? You? I mean, okay, somebody wrote
that down once on a note when I was at
a psychologist office. I'm not even kidding. The word back
to me was, oh, you're a little bit of a womanizer,
and I went, what, I don't even know what that means.
I'm just nice.
Speaker 6: I think what I'm just nice?
Speaker 1: Well, isn't that like if you're just nice to people
and then you know they take it too far? Oh?
Speaker 3: They take it? Yes?
Speaker 7: Sometimes she was nineteen, Okay, he was. It's thirty two.
Speaker 1: Okay, not a pedophile. Fuck you want pedphile?
Speaker 3: But what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well, girls his own age? Okay, DiCaprio can't ye
thirty two and nineteen? That is like, yeah, you got
a little more life experience.
Speaker 3: Have you heard her son? Dear John?
Speaker 1: No, it's better than African lame one. I liked what
he did, just I like that song. Paper. Adults like,
oh right, good, Yeah, okay, I want to play. I
want to play a quick game here.
Speaker 6: While you're looking up that the Madden twenty six ninety
nine overall club has come out. Players in are ranked
ninety nine on the video game. There's seven of them,
five offensive too defensive.
Speaker 1: Can you guys get the list? Five offensive to defensive
ninety nine, meaning they're.
Speaker 6: The best possible on josh One's josh One's Lamara.
Speaker 4: Ones that you've got to get the running back from Eagles.
Speaker 1: Oh that's one. Yeah, okay, that's that's three Jefferson. I
was going to see if Jefferson was on the area
the wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings, and uh, another
offensive player, one more offensive to defensive one more offensive player,
that would be that way. I'm not gonna it can't
be Cincinnati Joe Burrow. It's not just right team, wrong player.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Oh so Jamar Chase, Jamar Chase. Wow, he said number
of ninety nine. Really, And there's two defensive players. One
an Eagle, ones a Brown. One's an Eagle ones Okay,
so the Brown is the guy who's talking about leaving U.
Uh what was his name, Mile Scarrett, Miles Scarrett, Yeah,
it's him. And then one is an Eagle ones a Brown, Eagle,
Eagle defensive player. We go backfield. I'm thinking that now backfield,
it's not linebacker.
Speaker 6: Looks like a lineman line min is Lane Johnson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have never gotten.
Speaker 3: That, Lamee Johnson. Those are the seven.
Speaker 6: Those are the seven players originally ranked from twenty six
Madden at ninety nine. You can take that to your
kids tomorrow at school. Mark, thank you, because they I'll
probably play it.
Speaker 3: They probably do.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go, I got the h deer John, Yeah,
let me see what this one second? This is uh,
this is what it's going to be playing in Mark's
head as he pictures Laura Taylor's Taylor Swift scissoring feverishly.
Speaker 3: My god, it sounds like a John Mayerson.
Speaker 1: Okay, dear John Taylor's versions. It's cool. I like Taylor
Swift are very impressive. Nineteen though he was throwing all
over that bag.
Speaker 5: Sees a scumbag after the Scooburn were the nice when
my days once revolved around.
Speaker 1: Well that hurts, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: He to hear my footsteps, pray the food fue.
Speaker 1: Because he's cheap brocast far.
Speaker 9: And my mother accused me the booze and my line
but us school, so fine, you made me booze guy
and go back in turn to rage.
Speaker 3: Wow, I think she won this guy.
Speaker 1: Songs.
Speaker 3: I think so too.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think I've ever heard.
Speaker 7: Of Hue Changels every day ooh man, Yeah, she's she's
powered up.
Speaker 1: Damn she sounds crunchy in this song. He's a gas lighter.
Speaker 7: But also think she was probably like twenty when she
fucking wrote this song.
Speaker 1: So oh yeah, I think she's a great song.
Speaker 7: No, but I'm just saying she's so talented that, like Adpiic,
you know, twenty or whatever, she's writing busses.
Speaker 3: No, Ridge is coming up songs.
Speaker 7: She was nineteen when she wrote that song.
Speaker 1: Wow. Of course. Of course, Now my mom dated a
guy named John in her that was her last relationship
and that ended. And I should send her that song
to play because I'll never forget my mother said. She's
I guess it was on some award show. I don't
know where it was, but she's all of a sudden singing,
what's the Miley Cyrus song? I'll get my own flowers.
Speaker 7: Or flowers flowers?
Speaker 1: And so my mother's going I love that song. I
love it. I'm going wait what?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I call my brother, I go, hey, she's turning into
a fourteen year old girl. What are we gonna do.
Speaker 7: A good day too? Sorry? Miiley Cyrus's song?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah about her?
Speaker 3: A yeah?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 3: Uh? She didn't she didn't after dad?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she dated quite a bit. Yeah. I think
I once got drunk and said something very rude.
Speaker 4: No, no, really.
Speaker 1: Well, my favorite was this guy. This this There were
a couple that were really out there, but this guy.
He was a big guy. He died of a heart attack,
like and she had broken up with him like three
months prior, and his best friend was like calling her
going and she's like he was being laid out on
her birthday, and she goes, I'm not going on my
birth but she had ended the relationship. But I show
up and the guy goes, uh, like, we're just you're
just hanging out. I got my three sons.
Speaker 3: You shut up to the funeral.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, oh no, I got my three sons.
And my mom's dating this guy and he shows up
at the house and she wants us to meet him
and all this stuff. And he's like this big burly
guy's got a mustache. I coax it out of him
because he's sort of hinting, and I go, okay, I
got it. He was a stripper down in Florida back
in the like his.
Speaker 5: Heyday, Oh my god, go march yea.
Speaker 1: And he had a motorcycle that he still rode, and
sometimes she would ride on the back of it, which
I always thought, Is.
Speaker 7: It weird to think that you'd probably give your mom
lap dances?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, Laura. The thunder from down on her with
the balls on the floor.
Speaker 3: Now, I'll let you have done.
Speaker 4: If she came home with the guy that was the
same age as you, what.
Speaker 1: Would I have done?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or even better, what brought her into dizeb her head examine.
I don't know. I don't know what better would be
coming home with the one as young as his brother.
Oh god, that would be the worst. But this guy
says to me, Uh, at one point, it's like, hey,
you want to play catch, Laura, I'm not kidding. I go, Laura,
I'm not kidding. You want to play catch? And so
I'm standing there and I go, Now he's kidding. Right
at first I think I am, but I think he is.
Speaker 7: And all three of your boys are there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all three of my boys are there because they
wound up. They were up in the woods. They all
got stung by bees or something, so they're all running
down screaming. Jameson got like beating up bad. He was
very little at the time. So now he's peaqued my curiosity.
Do I want to play catch like his father son time,
I go this is a weird one. So I thought,
let's see where this goes. So I said, yeah, sure,
he goes hardball or softball? And I saw I said hardball.
So then we get it. He goes, you know, got
a grip, a little grip problem. Now can we do softball?
So we stood in the backyard in his trunk he had,
he had a bat, a base, a baseball, and like
he planned this. I think I think he planned it.
Speaker 7: How old were you?
Speaker 1: Forty fifty something? Maybe I gotta think, I gotta think.
I don't know. I was well, no, I probably was
like forty well, I was forty seven, forty eight somewhere
in there.
Speaker 7: So he was a stripper because he wasn't smart, I get.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was a nice guy and he
had a big personality, which I think my mom liked.
But I think, well, maybe maybe I have something else too.
But I think you're right. I think that there wasn't enough.
Uh the action stopped at the penis.
Speaker 7: Could he not carry a conversation? Instead?
Speaker 3: He could?
Speaker 6: But everything play cut But the conversation stopped every three
minutes when the song.
Speaker 1: Stopped, ladies and gentlemen, ladies again, ready you should have.
Speaker 6: Done as you should have gone and played catch with him. Yeah,
but pretend like you didn't know how to throw.
Speaker 1: So yes, to show you we're throwing and I don't know, Like,
so I'm standing for way goes, Hey, can we get
a little clothes, like we're a little Yeah. So that
was the thing, and I'm standing in the backyard and
I go, this is the fucking weirdest I wanted to.
I wanted someone to film a video and I wanted
to send it to my dad like.
Speaker 7: I was getting pranked.
Speaker 1: Dump your mom.
Speaker 3: I did. I would.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, is, like, here's how my little insight
into my head is. I if something kind of like
is really sort of jarring, like that was jarring, You're
kind of like, WHOA, if I'm gonna do, I might go, yeah,
so let's see what happens, because I go, if nothing else,
you're gonna have a pretty weird story out of this.
That'll be good enough. But yeah, we played catch, and
then I think he wasn't intellectually stimulating enough for my mom.
You know, I think after the fund may have run out.
I don't know. That was. That was kind of the
end of it. My mother still like Barred College. She
still does organizes adult education classes there bTB wood Fire
Pizza and Grill on the mall at Grease Ridge, which uh,
they brought in the pickle pizza. They've changed the recipe,
not tonight but last last time we're here, and they
just added some things to it. It is so good.
I don't I think that. When I went home, I
said to James Is there was nothing left in the morning,
just a box. There was nothing. So the food is fantastic.
Took at the loaded potato that night. Potato enormous. Yeah,
it's the size of a you know, most people's thumb. No,
it's very, very good. And then the brunch is off
the chain and we're going to be doing a brunch
cast out there. Laura has been to the brunch. Yeah.
I think we're gonna have a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah,
I think that'll be an absolute blast.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, I am.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to that. And then don't forget You've
got the Zach Bryant tribute Man and the m Eighties.
I think it's in like two weeks, the seventeenth. Okay,
so almost two weeks.
Speaker 7: Will we all be there?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking we're all going to be there.
Speaker 3: It will probably be there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be in Buffalo for hockey. No, I'm going
to watch Brocket in our park. Oh on Friday when
we come back.
Speaker 1: You got to mention the Collective Soul Show. You were
just a yeah because that was Darren Darren Lake. Yeah,
I'd like to hear a little bit more about that.
We will get into all that. But but again, bTB
wood Fire Pizza and Girl Catering. They can even everything
from your fantasy football draft that's going to be coming
up by I heard somebody say I can't come to
a big Labor Day party. I got three fantasy football
drafts that week. But they it's a great spot to
do it, man, It's a great Yeah. Eleven to six right,
bTB wood Fire Pizza and Grill in the mall at Greece.
Rich Connors and Fair handles workers' comp, social security, disability
and personal injury cases. Listen, I get it. Workers comp
claims can be a real pain, but Connors and Ferris
are here to fight for you and get you the
compensation you deserve. Whether you threw out your back on
the job slipped when you should a grip, or your
boss thinks overtime means free labor. Spoiler, it doesn't. They've
got your back. At Connors and Ferris, with offices in
New York City, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo. They're the go
to team for getting the compensation you deserve. No gimmicks,
no nonsense, just real results. Call Connors and Ferris two
six' two. Comp that's two six' two Comp for Connors,
and ferris, all right back to.
Speaker 3: THE top.
Speaker 1: I have. NO idea i have, NO idea.
Speaker 3: I said two thousand.
Speaker 7: AND two, I, Said lifehouse, OH yes i will do anything,
for you two thousand, and four year.
Speaker 1: Ninety seven it's wherever you. Will go the calling from
two thousand and one.
Speaker 7: Head, A guy yes, you did.
Speaker 6: THANK you I know mark's got, this one so let
somebody else give it. A shot See If Harry club
ferment over here has.
Speaker 1: GOT it i said It Was Cinderella lonely road nineteen.
Eighty seven have You?
Speaker 7: SHOT laura, I Wrote ozzy osbourne's playing nineteen.
Speaker 1: Ninety three We'll let mark handle.
Speaker 4: This slaughter flight Of the angels nineteen.
Speaker 1: Eighty, seven yeah nineteen Eighty seven flight Of the Angels
from slaughter from Nineteen Ninety fuck You And wow shit.
Speaker 3: Right when, grunch started Right. Before grunge.
Speaker 1: Great, SONG okay i can't. REMEMBER that i know the
name McCarty, and wings but this is new.
Speaker 4: SINGING it i thought It Was deeve Grow Because dave
grotto's a version.
Speaker 1: Of this It's Not Dave.
Speaker 3: Bro nope.
Speaker 7: Also not.
Speaker 1: TO me i said nineteen. SEVENTY seven i said nineteen.
EIGHTY eight i did nineteen.
Speaker 3: Eighty Eight two band On.
Speaker 1: The run This is ben On the run Done By
heart far on the twenty Fourteen Album the art Of McCartney.
Jesus CHRIST so i, wasn't nuts which if you have
not listened to there's a lot of great stuff. On
There sammy Hagard Doing, Birthday Really joel thos a couple
of songs. On THERE so i have. GUIDE show i. Don't,
EITHER no i thought You got BRO and i, know
THIS but i just Couldn't Mind Fire, swallow.
Speaker 7: Turn Inside, out.
Speaker 3: FINE nothing i don't want.
Speaker 1: To say WHY don't i want to?
Speaker 4: Say cumbersome oh sevenary Three cumbers it's.
Speaker 1: Beautiful ody It's inside Out from eves six in the
Year Of our lord nineteen.
Speaker 3: NINETY eight i had.
Speaker 5: NINETY seven i, got, nothing nothing.
Speaker 1: No points here, we go, get up? Stand up? What stop?
Mad song? Jump around i'll, jump around, That's right i'll nineteen,
NINETY four i got. Ninety, FIVE god i.
Speaker 7: WENT old i went. Eighty five it.
Speaker 1: Is jump Around from hut To tell you nineteen.
Speaker 6: Ninety two were you trying to get crazy?
Speaker 7: With?
Speaker 1: This soon? No idea what? This? Is normal look insane in. The,
membrane oh there. You go do you know who? Does?
Speaker 7: It Insane? Clown possey it is.
Speaker 1: Not insane posy scene in the membrane was actually insane.
The brain but we'll give it to YOU because i.
HAVEN'T written i haven't written down the wrong. With you
it's insane in the membrane or insane in. The Brain
From cypress hill nineteen. Ninety, THREE oh i got.
Speaker 7: Nineteen, NINETY three I get.
Speaker 3: I'm, NOT coming i get?
Speaker 1: Ten four? Do that This Is billy Joel.
Speaker 7: Protown, BOB seer.
Speaker 3: I said nineteen, ninety.
Speaker 4: Eight nineteen, EIGHTY Eight billi joel go.
Speaker 1: To EXTREMES it's i go. To Extremes From billy joel
in nineteen eighty nine. Eighty nine god, Damn RIGHT so
i got. FIFTEEN points i suck? ALL right I think
i got. ALL three I did i need? All three no,
PARTIALS here, I, said brian please? Give, One, okay brian.
Speaker 3: Give, one sting you know the, Last One.
Speaker 7: Michael boulton it is NOT like, I Said.
Speaker 1: Rod stewart it. IS fuck i don't know the SONG
and i don't know. The year all The movie.
Speaker 11: All, For one it is all. For one it is all,
for one all, for love all. For, LOVE okay i Got,
three musketeers all. For Love Brian Adams Sting rod stewart
from The movie Sounds the three musket two nineteen.
Speaker 7: EIGHTY nine i hit, ninety eight, GOT.
Speaker 1: Well i got twenty four three YEAR downs i. Did
not you want to throw one down, real, quick boy
this feels LIKE an o two. Oh three you can
don't waste, MY.
Speaker 7: Time, i said ninety eight nineteen.
Speaker 1: Ninety three oh, all right that's off by. A, DECADE yeah.
I can't i watch by the movie d for.
Speaker 3: The movie.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 5: NICE job i did, THIRTY points i had twenty so
you win wait wait wait wait wait wait, fifty, yeah
whoa That's all the second half of the more too
literally stuff, for, slaughter?
Speaker 1: Right slaughter HOW do i not? Remember slaughter.
Speaker 11: Because they hit They hit roy at the end of
the whole.
Speaker 3: Paramouttal band that's.
Speaker 7: BAS live i was trying to think of who Played In.
Three musketeers it Was it crystal Down mis.
Speaker 1: Ol'donald up BUT then i.
Speaker 7: Couldn't remember that's the ONLY thing i was literally as
SOON as, i, was, like god who was in? THAT
movie i remember you sing To Love? Crystal donald and
then it was it was.
Speaker 1: One of The mosteers antonio band, right now like pus.
Speaker 7: Some, boots, yeah, ALRIGHT well i.
Speaker 6: Don't know it Was Cartoon, Charlie Sheen, Charles Sutherland, Crystal
donald I'll Rep tim Curry and Rebecca de mortier were the.
Speaker 1: Postered, cask alright there.
Speaker 3: YOU go i never saw it Me.
Speaker 1: Neither keifer keifer looks like he was. The lead and
then It was charlie And And.
Speaker 7: CRYSTAL donald i Don't remember charlie's sheen, in it, but yeah,
all right well that was a fun.
Speaker 1: Little episode was the game The Fuck mary kill the
the penises coming From your kevin giving his little concert
review and how expensive It is mark and uh enthralled
With the Laura and taylor.
Speaker 11: Swift, scissoring no that kind of went away with when
we Talked.
Speaker 4: About mike i'm disgusting it. Against you i'm disgusting and
certain and something that you.
Speaker 1: Suh damn oh, yeah, yeah yeah dicks. A joke be
that men in black thing once in. A while just scrub.
Your Brain bill moran will see.
Speaker 10: You tomorrow Back With, Tennessee beams california bait and things that.
Speaker 1: Gotten worth it's, grilling, season Baby And palmer's Direct To
your market is bringing the heat Nine Hundred jefferson Road
and henriette and Online At palmer's Direct to You. Dot com,
Grill warriors fire up. Those Flames palmer's Direct To you
market is your one stop meat and seafood paradise. This
summer whether you're hosting the block party of the year
or just treating yourself to some, Backyard sizzle palmers has
exactly what you need to own. The grill say hello
to The Homemade Fresh trio blend slider patties on special
three ounces each Packed with palmer's signature in house mix of, certified, aggas,
beefchuck sirloin. And brisket build your own slider flight And
explore bulldow flavors like The ridiculous. Blend, patties yes they're
as ridiculously good as. They sound available on full size or,
slider size because your grill. Deserves options hooked, on, seafood
well then dive into The fresh mahi mahi Files If
palmer's Direct To you market just thirteen ninety, nine pound
or grab a two pound bag of Farm raised talon
cook shrimp for only fourteen ninety eight a bag that's
Protein packed summer snacking. Done right even if you think
you've mastered, The flame palmers is here to keep you humbled.
And helpful check out Palmersdirect to you dot com for,
grilling tips, steak secrets grill, maintenance hacks. And more because
greatness starts, with guidance so let's make this the greatest grilling.
Season ever Head To pops Direct To, you market Nine
Hundred jefferson Road, in henrietta or visit Palmersdirect to you Dot,
com meat, seafood, skills, Sauce sizzle it's all Here At
palmer's Direct. To, you now go forth and grill like.
A legend