Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Ben's
Speaker 1: are here with fame is a bitch. This is your
Speaker 1: daily Unfiltered podcast for December eighteenth, twenty twenty four, twenty four.
Speaker 1: Love the Ages, Love the Fourth, Love the twos. As
Speaker 1: you know, well, I'll tell you I coming down with something.
Speaker 1: I felt it yesterday. Didn't want to say anything, didn't
Speaker 1: want to get too into it, but uh, walking around
Speaker 1: with the chills, cold feet, which is a weird feature
Speaker 1: to have without a wedding or job you're nervous about accepting.
Speaker 1: But yeah, cold feet, chills. Uh, eyes were still yesterday,
Speaker 1: kept blowing my nose all day. Rocco's not feeling well.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, last night he had his last game,
Speaker 1: well not last game, the game the last game before Christmas.
Speaker 1: Season picks up again after Christmas, but played at school.
Speaker 1: Well it's funny, you know, whenever he has a game,
Speaker 1: will be heading to the school and they'll say, well,
Speaker 1: who's tonight again? All Tonight's Christian Boys Academy. I go
Speaker 1: rich guys, Yeah, rich kids. Okay, they might be trouble,
Speaker 1: but you should beat them. And then last night, who's
Speaker 1: today's Valley Torah? I said, Jews, it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: bunch of kids in Yama because if you can't beat them,
Speaker 1: you know, it's you gotta beat them. They beat them
Speaker 1: by fifty, But the point is they Rocco got the
Speaker 1: start last night. He started a guard and he was
Speaker 1: tired as fuck. I knew it. He went to the
Speaker 1: game not feeling well, and of course that's tonight he
Speaker 1: gets to nod. Just still played fine, still had a
Speaker 1: decent line of things. He did steals, assists, a few baskets.
Speaker 1: But you know, just I said, God, damn it. I
Speaker 1: as I told the coach, you know, hey, coach, he's
Speaker 1: not feeling what. I'm gonna take them to the doctor's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going around. A couple of the kids on the
Speaker 1: team have it. They didn't make the game either. So
Speaker 1: today I made the decision this morning that you know,
Speaker 1: you can't go to practice because last night we got
Speaker 1: the heat on the apartment. Which I'm not a big
Speaker 1: heat guy. I don't care if it's chili. I just
Speaker 1: put a sweatshirt on and get under a nice big comforter,
Speaker 1: and I'm fine. In fact, I like it a little colder,
Speaker 1: but even I had chills. And this apartment has the
Speaker 1: big heating unit. One blows out into the living room,
Speaker 1: dining room, kitchen. The other one blows out into the
Speaker 1: hallway where our rooms are. But if you leave your
Speaker 1: doors shut, you don't get the heat because each room
Speaker 1: doesn't have individual heating grates, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So we both slept when our door was opened, and
Speaker 1: he was up all night rolling around shivering. So I said,
Speaker 1: fuck that, you ain't going to school practice and that's that.
Speaker 1: So we'll see what Happens's got a number of days
Speaker 1: to recuperate, so do I. He's actually sleeping now. I
Speaker 1: even took it. I took naps the last two days midday.
Speaker 1: That's not me. Somethings go around. The ex wife has COVID.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen her for a while, but god knows,
Speaker 1: that's even still a thing. I know people wearing masks,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I've gotten to the point now where
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to delve out of the house
Speaker 1: and see people wearing masks and not say something I
Speaker 1: have to. I don't even stay for their response. And
Speaker 1: you know, some people will tell me, well, look, you
Speaker 1: know it's this is America. If they want to wear
Speaker 1: a mask, they can't. I know that. But I can
Speaker 1: also wear a fucking Viking hat if I want to
Speaker 1: know why, Like, what is the problem with the ask?
Speaker 1: If you're still worried about dying from COVID, why are
Speaker 1: you even out of your house? Why you cross the street?
Speaker 1: Why do you fly on airplanes? Why do you take trains?
Speaker 1: I mean, if your numbers up, it's up. COVID's not
Speaker 1: running around, it's not killing people anymore. You don't need
Speaker 1: to go to the supermarket with your fucking mask on.
Speaker 1: It drives me crazy. And I'll tell people as I'm
Speaker 1: leaving the market, you know, all right, thank you, Oh
Speaker 1: I have a mask? What are you doing? And they
Speaker 1: have no answer. They just look at me. Then I
Speaker 1: get to my car and I think, you know, an
Speaker 1: ad maybe they got some kind of disorder. No, it's
Speaker 1: enough because whatever their disorder is, they weren't wearing the
Speaker 1: masks four or five years ago. Can't stand it, and
Speaker 1: we all know who they voted for by wearing a mask.
Speaker 1: But that's sober in the rear of your mirror. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: take the fucking things off and live your life. See
Speaker 1: people in cars wearing masks to this date. Maybe your
Speaker 1: state's different, I'm sure it is. California is the worst,
Speaker 1: the worst. Did I say this yesterday? Times? I forget
Speaker 1: what I say on the shows because some things I
Speaker 1: just don't remember. Like I woke up this morning and
Speaker 1: I'm reading some of your comments on the Patreon page,
Speaker 1: and somebody was saying something about, yeah, clams are better
Speaker 1: when the hole in the hamshell instead of cut up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did I talk about clams yesterday? And
Speaker 1: then I go, oh, yeah, yeah, I talked about Christmas
Speaker 1: Eve dinner and baked clas. Yeah yeah. But I forget.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm on you know, when you have ri
Speaker 1: em sleep, it's like rim speak. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if I even said this yesterday, but I was remarking.
Speaker 1: I think I did. But I was talking about how
Speaker 1: in my day, you know, coaches war coach shirts, coach shorts,
Speaker 1: even in jacket and Tye and Rockels coach came to
Speaker 1: the game and a scarfaced T shirt. The back of
Speaker 1: the shirt. The guy's got his scarce, you know, Pachina's
Speaker 1: got a station, a pile of blow. I'm like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: this certainly has changed. That's the world we live in.
Speaker 1: This struck me so funny. But anywhay, look, don't make
Speaker 1: the mistake. And I know a lot of us are.
Speaker 1: It's that time of year. You heard me get a
Speaker 1: little bit trembling yesterday talking about Christmas. And we all
Speaker 1: know we've been together over seven years. It's not a
Speaker 1: good month for me and many others. Mom died Christmas Day,
Speaker 1: Jackie's gone December eleventh, the Rain's birthday December thirteenth. It's
Speaker 1: not a good day, I mean, a good month. It
Speaker 1: just starts to hit you. And I'm going along my
Speaker 1: merry way today. And I made the mistake of watching
Speaker 1: some Instagram videos that have to deal with Christmas. They're everywhere, right,
Speaker 1: My algorithm is puppies, kittens, farm animals, sports. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of bhutanas on there. I guess I liked a
Speaker 1: few pictures of pretty girls, and now I'm flooded with
Speaker 1: just a myriad, an army of girls, you know, just
Speaker 1: bouncing around with their kids out and not out, but
Speaker 1: just in flimsy tops, and I don't know how to
Speaker 1: stop it. The new thing is they all jump around
Speaker 1: and let their crazy big breast bounce. And these nipples
Speaker 1: that are showing through the shirts and sweaters, they don't
Speaker 1: seem real. And then I found out that they're Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm the last guy to notice there are these false
Speaker 1: nipples girls are wearing now, especially now that sheer shirts
Speaker 1: and sheer dresses are in, and some of our big
Speaker 1: movie stars are wearing sheer things. And of course those
Speaker 1: of them who don't have the Jennifer Anason type nipples
Speaker 1: that were always out and she had to put band
Speaker 1: aids on them during the making of Friends, these girls
Speaker 1: all have them out. You can hang your winter coat
Speaker 1: on some of these nipples and a hat. It's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: but my algorithm is my algorithm. I also have some
Speaker 1: really teary eyed Christmas things that I see. Be careful,
Speaker 1: be careful. You got you got videos of a you know,
Speaker 1: an old grandpa reading a letter and you know, we
Speaker 1: gotta move. And this is the last Christmas here and
Speaker 1: it's been you know, sixty years in his house. But
Speaker 1: now that I'm in a wheelchair and I can't work,
Speaker 1: And of course the granddaughter writes him a letter and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for the mortgage. No you're not, you know,
Speaker 1: And then she presents a check to him and he
Speaker 1: falls down crying, one hundred thousand dollars check. You don't
Speaker 1: have to work. You work hard enough for me. I
Speaker 1: got a good job, I got promotions. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a killer. It's a killer, even you know, kids and
Speaker 1: grandparents and man, they really know how to talk about
Speaker 1: I had the best commercial. Uh, the best meme is
Speaker 1: that one where the father is dancing for his little
Speaker 1: son to a song. I know this song. It's a
Speaker 1: great song. Can't think of it now, God damn it,
Speaker 1: but it is so great. And then they show this,
Speaker 1: They show the man and the sun as the years
Speaker 1: go on, and then the son gets older and does
Speaker 1: the same thing to his I'm starting to get shaky out.
Speaker 1: It's the best Christmas commercial ever. If he just googled
Speaker 1: best Christmas commercial, it'll come up. Oh it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: There was another one with this autistic kid younger boys
Speaker 1: really going bananas because his mom is saying, brother's coming home.
Speaker 1: Maybe the brother was in college and hadn't been home
Speaker 1: for months? What have you? And this autistic kid's going bananas,
Speaker 1: you know. And as soon as the brother pulls up,
Speaker 1: he runs to the drive. Brother and he's just jumping
Speaker 1: on his brother. Kids. He must be fifteen sixteen, the
Speaker 1: brother's about twenty one, twenty two, and it just doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: Gets you right in the heart. And man, I tell you,
Speaker 1: my cheeks and eyes were so irritated that they felt
Speaker 1: like chafed and chapped from me rubbing them with the
Speaker 1: paper towels. I gotta use tissues for now when they're softer.
Speaker 1: Speaking of tissues, let me tell you something. As if
Speaker 1: you don't know the price of toilet paper, I can't
Speaker 1: get over like like I don't know whether the twelve
Speaker 1: pack was like twenty two dollars? What you know? We
Speaker 1: wipe our ass with this right? Like does this have
Speaker 1: to be this expensive? Christ Almighty? I remember when when
Speaker 1: my nephew Jackie was in college away and Rosalie would
Speaker 1: send him supplies. You know, she's just set us a
Speaker 1: big box for Christmas. Card knows what's in there? But uh,
Speaker 1: you know, Rosie, what do you need? You know? And
Speaker 1: you sure you got everything? Am I am a we
Speaker 1: went to go visit him, and they were like him
Speaker 1: and a couple of kids in the room were out
Speaker 1: of toilet paper. What do you do with tilip Oh,
Speaker 1: We got plenty of coffee filters. It was like, no
Speaker 1: big deal, coffee filters. He ain't the first one and
Speaker 1: he won't be the last one to do that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: be careful this time of year. Run into her Instagram
Speaker 1: and Facebook. There are some beautiful things that should be seen,
Speaker 1: but be careful. They'll get you when you least expect it.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm looking at a picture of a
Speaker 1: couple of women who frankly have been knockouts for a
Speaker 1: long time. Forget their crazy heads and just visually Katie
Speaker 1: Perry came onto the scene as a you know, just
Speaker 1: a beautiful young woman, bouncy, beautiful, sexy Jessica Simpson the
Speaker 1: same thing would it and fall for her when she
Speaker 1: was with with Nick. My god, those two and that
Speaker 1: silly TV show they had, the first of its kind
Speaker 1: where they were newlyweds. It was she was so like her.
Speaker 1: Not only was she beautiful, but the fact that she
Speaker 1: was a little dumb, not a little, she was dumb.
Speaker 1: It kind of added to the airhead, sexy, dumb, blonde thing.
Speaker 1: She was everything. Jessica Simpson. I saw a picture of
Speaker 1: a video of Katy Perry in concert somewhere, performing somewhere.
Speaker 1: Her kids are gone. They've they've left her body quicker
Speaker 1: than my hair left my head. I know she has
Speaker 1: a daughter, and I know, you know, when women breastfeed,
Speaker 1: you can do a lot of damage. You know, I
Speaker 1: understand it. And God bless you all for sacrificing your
Speaker 1: beauty for the love of your child. I get it.
Speaker 1: But Katy Perry gone flat as a board, Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 1: There's a did you see the pictures of her? Apparently
Speaker 1: she's in this student not apparently, there's a she did
Speaker 1: a photo shoot of her in the studio. I wish
Speaker 1: she was posing with these big boots. Her legs were
Speaker 1: all crooked and thin, looked like leather pants. She looked
Speaker 1: like she fell off a bit building. But still there's
Speaker 1: still something sexy about it. But it's not even it's
Speaker 1: not her face. I don't know who I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this woman is. She's in the studio,
Speaker 1: hadn't been in there for fourteen years. I don't know
Speaker 1: why she thinks anybody wants to hear her sing anymore?
Speaker 1: Who's asking for it? If I just had another Jessica
Speaker 1: Simpson single, I'd be so happy. No one wants to
Speaker 1: hear her sing? Who's asking? Does anybody remember any songs
Speaker 1: she ever? Say? No? I just remember the Daisy Duke
Speaker 1: she wore, and when she was out and making movies
Speaker 1: and she was banging Johnny Noso, Bam Margera, Dane Cook.
Speaker 1: She was out, she was out there. Everybody was getting
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson. It was crazy. So she posts on Instagram.
Speaker 1: She's in her mid forties now, a photo shoot from
Speaker 1: a recording studio. She's got over six million followers, so
Speaker 1: she's getting the word out. I can't wait for y'all
Speaker 1: to hear the soundtrack of My Soul, Jessica Plice. Just
Speaker 1: you know, we lived through you gaining one hundred pounds,
Speaker 1: admitting to being a day drunk and liking pills, and
Speaker 1: you know, losing possibly losing your marriage and not getting
Speaker 1: out of the bed to see your kids on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: She was an awful drunk, very set. I'm glad she's
Speaker 1: better than that. But last time she released an album
Speaker 1: was fourteen fifteen years ago, and she's sitting in his
Speaker 1: chair wearing like white silk, I guess, blazer on fishnet stockings,
Speaker 1: big old cowboy boots, her hairs up. Part of it's down.
Speaker 1: You know, she kind of looked Honestly, if you look
Speaker 1: at the pictures, she looks like a combination of Kim Zolziak,
Speaker 1: Christina Hall, Ivanka Trump, and Paris Hilton, and maybe a
Speaker 1: Kardashian if one of them were blonde. That's what she
Speaker 1: looks like. Because all the ladies in Hollywood are beginning
Speaker 1: to look alike, I can I can no longer instantly
Speaker 1: tell them apart, because they pretty much all looked the same.
Speaker 1: And when I first saw the picture, I read the title,
Speaker 1: all right, she's back in the studio. If you didn't
Speaker 1: show me the words, I wouldn't have guessed who this
Speaker 1: woman was. Does it look like the same person? Not
Speaker 1: even close? Now? The good news is, excuse me, see
Speaker 1: coming down whenever I claim my throat too much? Not good.
Speaker 1: Agavino was going down something too on relationships as a
Speaker 1: bitch today. You know, well, I don't know why this
Speaker 1: has to happen. Christmas fucking week? Who needs this? I
Speaker 1: got the chills. Now I have to go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lay down again. It's almost six o'clock on Tuesday. But
Speaker 1: I knew I needed to do the show later today
Speaker 1: because I didn't feel good. So my apologies. If the
Speaker 1: show comes on at like, I don't know, eight am
Speaker 1: instead of two am, it'll be fine, though. But you know,
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson sober for seven years, you know what, the
Speaker 1: fact that she's doing it, and I can respect anyone
Speaker 1: who's on that journey and has been straight for that long.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not the kind of guy that announces
Speaker 1: how long I haven't done it. I don't agree with it.
Speaker 1: I just think it's a hex But God bless her.
Speaker 1: For seven years, she lost one hundred pounds all the time.
Speaker 1: She's also no longer with her husband, Eric Johnson. It
Speaker 1: looks like they're no longer together. I mean, it's pretty
Speaker 1: much olvius at this point. She's not wearing a wedding
Speaker 1: ring in pictures. And then the other month there were
Speaker 1: some rumors that took on even more speed because well,
Speaker 1: she posted a picture and said the comeback is personal.
Speaker 1: It's an apology to myself for putting up with everything.
Speaker 1: I did not deserve. I asked you a question, ladies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I find a woman What I mean by a woman,
Speaker 1: I mean the celebrity that for the first time can
Speaker 1: talk about splitting up with her husband or boyfriend and
Speaker 1: not bead mouthing him, not acting like a victim, not
Speaker 1: acting like she was treated like she wasn't loved or
Speaker 1: didn't deserve it, and she had trauma. Can we is
Speaker 1: there anybody out there that just had a relationship that
Speaker 1: fucking fizzled out? You know, it's both of our faults.
Speaker 1: We both care for each other, but we've got different ideas.
Speaker 1: But blah blah, we're going to continue to co parent
Speaker 1: all that. Can we get to that instead of this indignation,
Speaker 1: I will not be treated that way and everything I
Speaker 1: didn't deserve. I'm now going to make a new album.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about your new albums now that you're no
Speaker 1: longer being treated away. No one knew you were being
Speaker 1: treated badly, you know, don't forget the guy was living
Speaker 1: with the woman who was a drunk, who stayed in
Speaker 1: bed and was one hundred pounds over fucking weight, So
Speaker 1: can you give him a break? To christ anyhow? This
Speaker 1: is ose empic. This is those empic And have you
Speaker 1: heard a GLP one? Oh yeah, let me just give
Speaker 1: you a uh information on that greatly want a supplement
Speaker 1: overnight semi glue tide delivery system. Yeah, there's so many
Speaker 1: new things that these are all. There's a new buffet
Speaker 1: and possibly some new doctors in that well not possibly, definitely,
Speaker 1: but you know, it got me thinking. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: Lauren de Paul Roth, Cal Welch and Margaret if they
Speaker 1: did this shit to their faces and their bodies? Could
Speaker 1: you imagine Fara Faucet, Linda Carter even remember Lindsay Wagner. God,
Speaker 1: I haven't thought of Lindza the Bionic Woman. Here's how
Speaker 1: how I was such a kid addicted to TV and
Speaker 1: I love Lindsay Wagner. Man, she was so pretty, Linda
Speaker 1: Carr in my card those women Jesus, But I remember.
Speaker 1: Here's how crazy I am when it comes to my
Speaker 1: old TV series and old movie head. I'm thrown up
Speaker 1: blood over the travel Edge last November and the worst
Speaker 1: of my drinking. Well, actually I was done, but it
Speaker 1: you know, a week later, it hit me about two
Speaker 1: weeks later. Actually I stopped drinking, but it hit me
Speaker 1: and I'm throwing up blood and it's coming out of
Speaker 1: the other end too, And like I said in the past,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look red. It looks black. It looks like
Speaker 1: coffee grinds. And if I didn't ask Andrew what does
Speaker 1: this mean, I wouldn't know. I was too busy violently
Speaker 1: leaking out of both ends of my body to google anything.
Speaker 1: And she said, this is blood. You gotta go to
Speaker 1: the er, and I went, and I remembered when I
Speaker 1: was in that er, and remarkably, they took me to
Speaker 1: the front of the line because I said, listen, man,
Speaker 1: I'm throwing I'm going to do it again, and you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, and they got me in, and I
Speaker 1: remember thinking, when I was a kid, I remember the
Speaker 1: story that Lindsay Weger my mother told me because she
Speaker 1: used to read the gossip columns. My mother would read
Speaker 1: the columns and I would sit in the kitchen with her,
Speaker 1: maybe eating cereal or whatever, but she'd read and sometimes
Speaker 1: read out loud. And like I told you in the past,
Speaker 1: she'd always called these movie stars my friends because she
Speaker 1: knew I loved movies and TV show She's look at this,
Speaker 1: Look what happened to your friend who Lindsay Wegger, your
Speaker 1: friend the bionic woman. She's got very bad stomach ulses.
Speaker 1: And she's, oh, it's really bad for her. I said,
Speaker 1: what does that do? Well? You know, it's it's like
Speaker 1: a they They can rupture in your stomach and you
Speaker 1: complete and die. And I remember that little quick conversation.
Speaker 1: I was on the chair to the right. My mother
Speaker 1: was by the window, and she'd smoke her cigarette and
Speaker 1: read the paper and I'd be next to her, and
Speaker 1: how do I remember something? But I do. And I'm
Speaker 1: in the hospital knowing that, oh shit, because I know.
Speaker 1: Andrea googled and I said, I got the bondic woman disease.
Speaker 1: I got bleeding ulcers. And then Jackie had just suffered that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is this fucking hereditary? What's going on?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it actually made me think of her, of
Speaker 1: all people. But I don't know. She did all these
Speaker 1: different things in her life to change it. She did meditation,
Speaker 1: she did visualization. I haven't learned how to meditate yet.
Speaker 1: I've heard it's great people do it. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to so many different podcasts I do like Two Bears,
Speaker 1: One Cave with Tom Sigura and Bert Kreischer. You know
Speaker 1: Mark Maron SmartLess. I listened to like seven or eight.
Speaker 1: You know, of course making Kelly what's his name? Cal
Speaker 1: What's wrongby Tucker Cross and who I love? But this
Speaker 1: show has lately been boring Joe Rogan. Of course, I
Speaker 1: just do a lot of them. So many guys are
Speaker 1: on testosterone and are you taking that? Yeah, I'm on that,
Speaker 1: And they're just like women. They're just these guys in
Speaker 1: their forties are just guys. You got all the fucking
Speaker 1: money in the world, You're doing great. What are you
Speaker 1: worried about it? And they just everybody's taking something I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, can't be good, but they're
Speaker 1: talking about that. And well, when do you meditate? Well?
Speaker 1: I meditate first thing, and well i'd like to do
Speaker 1: it in the afternoon. And Howard Stern used to tell
Speaker 1: me I should meditate, and he's been doing it for years.
Speaker 1: And I'm not knocking it. If that's what calms you
Speaker 1: and centers you to start your day or end your day,
Speaker 1: go right ahead. Whether it's prayer, meditate, I don't care
Speaker 1: if you stand on your head and play marbles, whatever works,
Speaker 1: because life ain't easy, but I'm trying to think. Do
Speaker 1: I have the patience to meditate? I can't. If I
Speaker 1: sit down to watch a movie or a TV show,
Speaker 1: Inevitably I grabbed the phone and start looking for the phone.
Speaker 1: Because I hate to say it, our phones now are
Speaker 1: just as entertaining as what's on TV and what's being
Speaker 1: shown as a movie. Honestly, just about Although I do
Speaker 1: love land Man more than I ever thought I would,
Speaker 1: I'm a big Billy Bob Thornton fan. As you guys know,
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen land Man, watch it. I learned
Speaker 1: over the last few weeks. I feel like I know
Speaker 1: an awful lot about Landman and what Billy Bobb's character
Speaker 1: is going through. It's just you gotta watch this show.
Speaker 1: It's tremendous. It's tremendous. It's not like Yellowstone, even though
Speaker 1: it's created by the same guy. You gotta watch it.
Speaker 1: Billy Bob just nails it. Ali Laarder, who back twenty
Speaker 1: five years ago was all the Rave. Thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: people wanted her in movies, Me and me and my buddy.
Speaker 1: A couple of pitched movies with her as the and
Speaker 1: then I was like, what are people I don't see it.
Speaker 1: Ali Latta is just not my type of now as
Speaker 1: an older woman playing Billy Bob's ex wife, she looks beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got prettier as the years went on, and she
Speaker 1: doesn't look like she has done anything to her face.
Speaker 1: She looks like she works out. She's a healthy body.
Speaker 1: You could see she still looks like Ali Lauder. Imagine that.
Speaker 1: But do I have the patience to meditate? Can you
Speaker 1: imagine me trying to find my what's it called my mantra?
Speaker 1: You know people are ome well, people say so so home.
Speaker 1: I think so home is supposed to me. I am
Speaker 1: what can I find? I want a chant? I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. That's my chance, But I'm sure if that
Speaker 1: would help me in meditating. But the beauties from the
Speaker 1: old days man never did a thing to make themselves
Speaker 1: look anything like the stars of today do. And speaking
Speaker 1: of that, like I said, there's word that there's a
Speaker 1: new doctor or several And there's some people out here
Speaker 1: in La where these things begin, where a lot of
Speaker 1: these women are adopting the same treatments, same procedures to
Speaker 1: look younger. If you think about the last few weeks,
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan looks phenomenal. To me, More looks great. Christina
Speaker 1: Aguilera is half of herself, but to me, she still
Speaker 1: looks beautiful and sexy. You know, I saw that there
Speaker 1: was a doctor out there saying this is not just procedures,
Speaker 1: it's more than that what these women are doing. He
Speaker 1: says there that these women are all beginning to look
Speaker 1: the same because they seem to be getting the same
Speaker 1: things done. And maybe it's the same doctors who are
Speaker 1: pushing the same things. Because word gets around in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're in the in crowd, you know who to
Speaker 1: go to for this and that, whether it's a doctor
Speaker 1: feel good, or it's a doctor look good, or it's
Speaker 1: a doctor look better for cheaper or look better for more,
Speaker 1: they all know who to send you to, and they
Speaker 1: all go to the same people. But it looks like
Speaker 1: the same things are being pushed. And these are things
Speaker 1: one doctor said, as women are going on this severe
Speaker 1: anti inflammatory diet, they're taking supplements like nad and collagen.
Speaker 1: They're as if I didn't think this would be something
Speaker 1: they do. I thought they'd always do this. They're apparently
Speaker 1: using very clean and effective skincare. If you walk through
Speaker 1: the aisles of Target, and some of the beauty stores
Speaker 1: are not the target to beauty stuff, but beauty aisles
Speaker 1: of stores. There's so many products for women. I mean
Speaker 1: stuff for men is reduced to like five feet. Women
Speaker 1: get like, you know, freaking you know, one hundred square
Speaker 1: yards of beauty stuff, and I'm all for it. But
Speaker 1: clean and effective skincare. Maybe they've dissolved filler from the past.
Speaker 1: Some of them are still getting judicious amounts of botox,
Speaker 1: maybe even surgery like lower eye lid lifts. That's the
Speaker 1: thing you're also taking. Shit called IPL and Morpheus eighth.
Speaker 1: Morpheus eight sounds like a new horror movie from Jordan Peel,
Speaker 1: but IPL stands for intense Pulse light, which is like
Speaker 1: a procedure that uses light to just treat skin const
Speaker 1: sun damage and pigmentation issues redness. Morpheus eight it's micro
Speaker 1: needling and it also uses rate. I'm reading this radio
Speaker 1: frequency energy to stimulate collagen production and improve skin texture.
Speaker 1: Wrinkles act these scars by penetrating deeper layers of the skin. Wow.
Speaker 1: One Morpheus eight session is about twelve hundred bucks. Nothing
Speaker 1: for people with means shit, if I needed at that badly.
Speaker 1: I could see myself going, well, you know, my face
Speaker 1: is my business. I was on TV every week. I
Speaker 1: understand also, by the way, there's this trend I've seen
Speaker 1: I see girls on linemen that I actually saw a
Speaker 1: woman in person at the airport. Well, these women brush
Speaker 1: their eyebrows straight up. It's like a The eyebrows are
Speaker 1: like vertical, They're not laying flat. It's a very weird look.
Speaker 1: And I looked it up and it's called brow lamination.
Speaker 1: And they actually apply a relaxer on their eyeb and
Speaker 1: then brush them and then spray it down with some
Speaker 1: kind of adhesive or chemical. I don't know who came
Speaker 1: up with this, but I don't like it. It was
Speaker 1: a lady at the airport talking to her husband. She
Speaker 1: was younger, he was older with money, you could tell,
Speaker 1: and she had all the right bags, the right shoes,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at her eyebrows. I wanted to lick
Speaker 1: my peaky and flatten those eyebrows down, like what are
Speaker 1: you doing? But you know, you look around and I
Speaker 1: you know, comes down to this. I don't want to
Speaker 1: sound crass, but if I'm fucking Jessica Simpson, I'd like
Speaker 1: to know it's Jessica Simpson. She's still on a level
Speaker 1: of beauty. But I swear a lot of these women.
Speaker 1: You look at them, they look like five minutes away
Speaker 1: from their kidney's faily, and yet they get him work.
Speaker 1: Everywhere you've seen Brandy Glanville, she has this some kind
Speaker 1: of face eating organism inside her cheeks. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know, as sloppy as she was in the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives early days, sick Brady, Glanville brought it. She was sexy.
Speaker 1: She was the crazy chick that many of the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives were jealous of because she was the one who's
Speaker 1: going to come for their husband. You could see it right.
Speaker 1: And that doctor Dubrow from that show Botched, which is
Speaker 1: tough to watch. Anything that E makes is almost impossible
Speaker 1: to watch it. They've just become such a shit network.
Speaker 1: But Botched doctor Dubrow has offered to help Randy Glanville,
Speaker 1: but he said it's got to be done immediately. He's
Speaker 1: very concerned. He said, she's got to figure out if
Speaker 1: there's a micro organism in her face. He said, it's
Speaker 1: not going to be a parasite, it's not going to
Speaker 1: be from something she ate. It's going to be from
Speaker 1: something that got into her bloodsheet. She's already admitted to
Speaker 1: spending seventy thousand on trying to figure out what happened
Speaker 1: to her face. I assume she has insurance, so what's
Speaker 1: the seventy thousand on top of it. I'm very I
Speaker 1: don't know she lost five teeth. She's telling people that
Speaker 1: doctors originally thought her appearance was from a facial parasite
Speaker 1: that was jumping around her face or stress induced edema.
Speaker 1: I know stress causes a lot of shit, but you
Speaker 1: have to stop making it be the end all be
Speaker 1: all for everything. You know, one time he said, well,
Speaker 1: of course he's stressed out. She lost her baby, She's stressed,
Speaker 1: the marriage didn't work, stressed cancer for a dark time,
Speaker 1: all the stress of the job enough. Doctor du Brown
Speaker 1: very concerned every minute that micro organism is allowed to
Speaker 1: stay in her face. That's so bad and do potential damage.
Speaker 1: She could suffer worse. It's bad. I hate to say it,
Speaker 1: but Brandy Glanville has always been a crazy chick ever
Speaker 1: since she had that breakup with Eddie Cibrian because he
Speaker 1: was banging Leanne rhymes or less left her for Leanne
Speaker 1: romes or LeAnn ROMs took her away, It took him
Speaker 1: away from her. Whatever that triangle was so to me
Speaker 1: when I look at her, something about it that looks
Speaker 1: like she's maybe hitting the meth pipe. She got pale
Speaker 1: skin sores on her face that can come from scratching.
Speaker 1: Her eyes, look sunk in her teeth or five teeth
Speaker 1: fell out of her head. She's thinner, facial ticks, she's
Speaker 1: always paranoid. Those are those are meth things, the bad
Speaker 1: word things. Those are things that come with the meth addiction.
Speaker 1: I hope that's not the case. So why don't women
Speaker 1: quit it with this plastic surgery shit. We can always
Speaker 1: tell in Soaking You and Soaky your female friends, these
Speaker 1: so many of them, they blow their lips up to
Speaker 1: look like trout or frogs, and the cheek implants and
Speaker 1: the lifts and the fillers, and then they slide their
Speaker 1: bodies with ten gallons of oil over their face when
Speaker 1: they go to bed, twenty pounds of makeup in the day. Enough,
Speaker 1: you know, there comes a point in relationships, whether I
Speaker 1: mean we all love who we love. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: listen a glammed up evening. What's your what's your? What's
Speaker 1: your one fantastic. Oh I love Oh, make a smoky eye,
Speaker 1: love a smoky eye. Yeah, way your hair down? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but there comes a point in your relationship.
Speaker 1: And Andrew and I were running around together for weeks
Speaker 1: at a time. Sometimes she said, look, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: got my hair up and I didn't even put on makeup.
Speaker 1: You're sure you want to go out and say? Yes,
Speaker 1: I like, I like you find that way just stop,
Speaker 1: but this not Let's just get out. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: care what you got on her. Nothing, Let's go. You
Speaker 1: don't even make up? Am I right? Guys and ladies
Speaker 1: tell me the same thing. I had a girlfriend many
Speaker 1: years ago who would stop me from going to the shower.
Speaker 1: She said, no, no, no, don't. I love your smell. Don't
Speaker 1: don't shower later, shower later, come back to bed. I mean,
Speaker 1: she turned out to be insane, but at least she
Speaker 1: was thinking clearly at times. So you girls feel the
Speaker 1: same way. I think it's kind of similar a woman
Speaker 1: without makeup and a man who kind of still has
Speaker 1: a little bit of is funk on him. You know,
Speaker 1: as long as the funk isn't coming out of a
Speaker 1: certain area, why not that's a turn on thermones. I
Speaker 1: watched a movie last night because I'm thinking of a
Speaker 1: woman who looks like a woman. Carrie Coons, the actress,
Speaker 1: was in a movie called Lake George. It's on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1: She's a solid actress. I like her. I think she's
Speaker 1: even sexy. She's dare I say, a little plain looking,
Speaker 1: but she comes across her personality, her her strength, her
Speaker 1: inner beauty, her confidence. She's sexy. It's a good movie.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you anything about it, but she's
Speaker 1: a kick ass, kick ass star in this movie, and
Speaker 1: I Carrie Coons to me, has that Laura Leny kind
Speaker 1: of beauty and sexuality where they've never done these major
Speaker 1: things to their faces, and yet here they are. But
Speaker 1: as far as these other women trying to think they're
Speaker 1: staying beautiful, it makes me wonder as a kid who
Speaker 1: loved all the old tele vision shows, especially the ones
Speaker 1: I stayed up late to watch, like Schiller Theater, Creature Feature,
Speaker 1: and of course the Twilight Zone. Okay, there was an
Speaker 1: episode of Twilight Zone where you know, they showed what
Speaker 1: women of today might look like in the future with
Speaker 1: the big lips and the corilla deville eyebrows and crazy
Speaker 1: big jaw. How did they know fifty years ago what
Speaker 1: was going to happen? It's crazy crazy. Then again, I'd
Speaker 1: rather look at those women than spend one more minute
Speaker 1: watching Rosie o'donnald on Instagram touching the herpie on her
Speaker 1: upper lip and acting like she doesn't know what it
Speaker 1: is and calling it an innocent fever sore, which it said.
Speaker 1: It's a herpies. It's simplex one, get some valtrex and
Speaker 1: call us in the morning. Stop touching it. I can't
Speaker 1: watch it. What happened to shame? I always tell you
Speaker 1: shame is a great thing. Shame will change your life
Speaker 1: and make you a better person. Whenever you're wondering of
Speaker 1: where to go between shame and pride, you better pick
Speaker 1: shame because pride will get you nowhere, but shame will
Speaker 1: keep you a good person and make other people want
Speaker 1: to be around you because they realize you know the
Speaker 1: error of your ways. Pride make sure you think everyone
Speaker 1: else is full of shit and you're right when you're not.
Speaker 1: Don't be proud, be shameful, all right, Don't touch your
Speaker 1: herpes on Instagram and tell the world it's just a
Speaker 1: feversaw christ The only thing that's worse than Rosie having
Speaker 1: that is wondering who she got it from, whose lap
Speaker 1: was she in? All Right, I can't, I'm I'm sick
Speaker 1: as it is. I gotta go. I'm aj Benson. I
Speaker 1: was your Daily Unfiltered podcast from December eighteen, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I know I'm supposed to call a listener. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say much more because someone in her life is
Speaker 1: so celebrating something. I'm sorry. The last night was busy
Speaker 1: at Rocos games, and then today got away from me
Speaker 1: because I wasn't feeling well. But we will do it
Speaker 1: before Christmas, I promise you. And you know who you
Speaker 1: are if you're listening, all right, talk to you guys
Speaker 1: tomorrow