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<v Speaker 1>From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked

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<v Speaker 1>to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock

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<v Speaker 1>in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Ben's

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<v Speaker 1>are here with fame is a bitch. This is your

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<v Speaker 1>daily Unfiltered podcast for December eighteenth, twenty twenty four, twenty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Love the Ages, Love the Fourth, Love the twos. As

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<v Speaker 1>you know, well, I'll tell you I coming down with something.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt it yesterday. Didn't want to say anything, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get too into it, but uh, walking around

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<v Speaker 1>with the chills, cold feet, which is a weird feature

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<v Speaker 1>to have without a wedding or job you're nervous about accepting.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, cold feet, chills. Uh, eyes were still yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>kept blowing my nose all day. Rocco's not feeling well.

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<v Speaker 1>Matter of fact, last night he had his last game,

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<v Speaker 1>well not last game, the game the last game before Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Season picks up again after Christmas, but played at school.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's funny, you know, whenever he has a game,

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<v Speaker 1>will be heading to the school and they'll say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>who's tonight again? All Tonight's Christian Boys Academy. I go

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<v Speaker 1>rich guys, Yeah, rich kids. Okay, they might be trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>but you should beat them. And then last night, who's

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<v Speaker 1>today's Valley Torah? I said, Jews, it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of kids in Yama because if you can't beat them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's you gotta beat them. They beat them

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<v Speaker 1>by fifty, But the point is they Rocco got the

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<v Speaker 1>start last night. He started a guard and he was

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<v Speaker 1>tired as fuck. I knew it. He went to the

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<v Speaker 1>game not feeling well, and of course that's tonight he

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<v Speaker 1>gets to nod. Just still played fine, still had a

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<v Speaker 1>decent line of things. He did steals, assists, a few baskets.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, just I said, God, damn it. I

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<v Speaker 1>as I told the coach, you know, hey, coach, he's

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<v Speaker 1>not feeling what. I'm gonna take them to the doctor's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going around. A couple of the kids on the

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<v Speaker 1>team have it. They didn't make the game either. So

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<v Speaker 1>today I made the decision this morning that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't go to practice because last night we got

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<v Speaker 1>the heat on the apartment. Which I'm not a big

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<v Speaker 1>heat guy. I don't care if it's chili. I just

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<v Speaker 1>put a sweatshirt on and get under a nice big comforter,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm fine. In fact, I like it a little colder,

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<v Speaker 1>but even I had chills. And this apartment has the

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<v Speaker 1>big heating unit. One blows out into the living room,

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<v Speaker 1>dining room, kitchen. The other one blows out into the

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<v Speaker 1>hallway where our rooms are. But if you leave your

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<v Speaker 1>doors shut, you don't get the heat because each room

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have individual heating grates, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>So we both slept when our door was opened, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was up all night rolling around shivering. So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck that, you ain't going to school practice and that's that.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll see what Happens's got a number of days

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<v Speaker 1>to recuperate, so do I. He's actually sleeping now. I

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<v Speaker 1>even took it. I took naps the last two days midday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not me. Somethings go around. The ex wife has COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen her for a while, but god knows,

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<v Speaker 1>that's even still a thing. I know people wearing masks,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sorry. I've gotten to the point now where

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard for me to delve out of the house

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<v Speaker 1>and see people wearing masks and not say something I

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<v Speaker 1>have to. I don't even stay for their response. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, some people will tell me, well, look, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's this is America. If they want to wear

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<v Speaker 1>a mask, they can't. I know that. But I can

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<v Speaker 1>also wear a fucking Viking hat if I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know why, Like, what is the problem with the ask?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're still worried about dying from COVID, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you even out of your house? Why you cross the street?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you fly on airplanes? Why do you take trains?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if your numbers up, it's up. COVID's not

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<v Speaker 1>running around, it's not killing people anymore. You don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the supermarket with your fucking mask on.

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<v Speaker 1>It drives me crazy. And I'll tell people as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the market, you know, all right, thank you, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I have a mask? What are you doing? And they

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<v Speaker 1>have no answer. They just look at me. Then I

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<v Speaker 1>get to my car and I think, you know, an

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<v Speaker 1>ad maybe they got some kind of disorder. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>enough because whatever their disorder is, they weren't wearing the

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<v Speaker 1>masks four or five years ago. Can't stand it, and

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<v Speaker 1>we all know who they voted for by wearing a mask.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's sober in the rear of your mirror. Nowadays,

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<v Speaker 1>take the fucking things off and live your life. See

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<v Speaker 1>people in cars wearing masks to this date. Maybe your

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<v Speaker 1>state's different, I'm sure it is. California is the worst,

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<v Speaker 1>the worst. Did I say this yesterday? Times? I forget

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<v Speaker 1>what I say on the shows because some things I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't remember. Like I woke up this morning and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading some of your comments on the Patreon page,

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody was saying something about, yeah, clams are better

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<v Speaker 1>when the hole in the hamshell instead of cut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what did I talk about clams yesterday? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I go, oh, yeah, yeah, I talked about Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>Eve dinner and baked clas. Yeah yeah. But I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I'm on you know, when you have ri

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<v Speaker 1>em sleep, it's like rim speak. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I even said this yesterday, but I was remarking.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I did. But I was talking about how

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<v Speaker 1>in my day, you know, coaches war coach shirts, coach shorts,

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<v Speaker 1>even in jacket and Tye and Rockels coach came to

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<v Speaker 1>the game and a scarfaced T shirt. The back of

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<v Speaker 1>the shirt. The guy's got his scarce, you know, Pachina's

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<v Speaker 1>got a station, a pile of blow. I'm like, oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>this certainly has changed. That's the world we live in.

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<v Speaker 1>This struck me so funny. But anywhay, look, don't make

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<v Speaker 1>the mistake. And I know a lot of us are.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that time of year. You heard me get a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit trembling yesterday talking about Christmas. And we all

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<v Speaker 1>know we've been together over seven years. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>good month for me and many others. Mom died Christmas Day,

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie's gone December eleventh, the Rain's birthday December thirteenth. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a good day, I mean, a good month. It

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<v Speaker 1>just starts to hit you. And I'm going along my

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<v Speaker 1>merry way today. And I made the mistake of watching

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<v Speaker 1>some Instagram videos that have to deal with Christmas. They're everywhere, right,

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<v Speaker 1>My algorithm is puppies, kittens, farm animals, sports. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of bhutanas on there. I guess I liked a

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<v Speaker 1>few pictures of pretty girls, and now I'm flooded with

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<v Speaker 1>just a myriad, an army of girls, you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>bouncing around with their kids out and not out, but

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<v Speaker 1>just in flimsy tops, and I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>stop it. The new thing is they all jump around

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<v Speaker 1>and let their crazy big breast bounce. And these nipples

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<v Speaker 1>that are showing through the shirts and sweaters, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>seem real. And then I found out that they're Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the last guy to notice there are these false

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<v Speaker 1>nipples girls are wearing now, especially now that sheer shirts

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<v Speaker 1>and sheer dresses are in, and some of our big

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<v Speaker 1>movie stars are wearing sheer things. And of course those

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<v Speaker 1>of them who don't have the Jennifer Anason type nipples

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<v Speaker 1>that were always out and she had to put band

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<v Speaker 1>aids on them during the making of Friends, these girls

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<v Speaker 1>all have them out. You can hang your winter coat

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<v Speaker 1>on some of these nipples and a hat. It's ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 1>but my algorithm is my algorithm. I also have some

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<v Speaker 1>really teary eyed Christmas things that I see. Be careful,

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<v Speaker 1>be careful. You got you got videos of a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>an old grandpa reading a letter and you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta move. And this is the last Christmas here and

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<v Speaker 1>it's been you know, sixty years in his house. But

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<v Speaker 1>now that I'm in a wheelchair and I can't work,

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<v Speaker 1>And of course the granddaughter writes him a letter and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pay for the mortgage. No you're not, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>And then she presents a check to him and he

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<v Speaker 1>falls down crying, one hundred thousand dollars check. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to work. You work hard enough for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a good job, I got promotions. It's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a killer. It's a killer, even you know, kids and

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<v Speaker 1>grandparents and man, they really know how to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>I had the best commercial. Uh, the best meme is

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<v Speaker 1>that one where the father is dancing for his little

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<v Speaker 1>son to a song. I know this song. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>great song. Can't think of it now, God damn it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is so great. And then they show this,

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<v Speaker 1>They show the man and the sun as the years

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<v Speaker 1>go on, and then the son gets older and does

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing to his I'm starting to get shaky out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best Christmas commercial ever. If he just googled

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<v Speaker 1>best Christmas commercial, it'll come up. Oh it's so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>There was another one with this autistic kid younger boys

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<v Speaker 1>really going bananas because his mom is saying, brother's coming home.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the brother was in college and hadn't been home

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<v Speaker 1>for months? What have you? And this autistic kid's going bananas,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And as soon as the brother pulls up,

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<v Speaker 1>he runs to the drive. Brother and he's just jumping

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<v Speaker 1>on his brother. Kids. He must be fifteen sixteen, the

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<v Speaker 1>brother's about twenty one, twenty two, and it just doesn't stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Gets you right in the heart. And man, I tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>my cheeks and eyes were so irritated that they felt

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<v Speaker 1>like chafed and chapped from me rubbing them with the

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<v Speaker 1>paper towels. I gotta use tissues for now when they're softer.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of tissues, let me tell you something. As if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know the price of toilet paper, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>get over like like I don't know whether the twelve

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<v Speaker 1>pack was like twenty two dollars? What you know? We

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<v Speaker 1>wipe our ass with this right? Like does this have

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<v Speaker 1>to be this expensive? Christ Almighty? I remember when when

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<v Speaker 1>my nephew Jackie was in college away and Rosalie would

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<v Speaker 1>send him supplies. You know, she's just set us a

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<v Speaker 1>big box for Christmas. Card knows what's in there? But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Rosie, what do you need? You know? And

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you got everything? Am I am a we

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<v Speaker 1>went to go visit him, and they were like him

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<v Speaker 1>and a couple of kids in the room were out

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<v Speaker 1>of toilet paper. What do you do with tilip Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>We got plenty of coffee filters. It was like, no

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<v Speaker 1>big deal, coffee filters. He ain't the first one and

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<v Speaker 1>he won't be the last one to do that. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>be careful this time of year. Run into her Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>and Facebook. There are some beautiful things that should be seen,

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<v Speaker 1>but be careful. They'll get you when you least expect it.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I'm looking at a picture of a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of women who frankly have been knockouts for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. Forget their crazy heads and just visually Katie

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<v Speaker 1>Perry came onto the scene as a you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful young woman, bouncy, beautiful, sexy Jessica Simpson the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing would it and fall for her when she

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<v Speaker 1>was with with Nick. My god, those two and that

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<v Speaker 1>silly TV show they had, the first of its kind

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<v Speaker 1>where they were newlyweds. It was she was so like her.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only was she beautiful, but the fact that she

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<v Speaker 1>was a little dumb, not a little, she was dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of added to the airhead, sexy, dumb, blonde thing.

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<v Speaker 1>She was everything. Jessica Simpson. I saw a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a video of Katy Perry in concert somewhere, performing somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Her kids are gone. They've they've left her body quicker

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<v Speaker 1>But Katy Perry gone flat as a board, Jessica Simpson.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a did you see the pictures of her? Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>she's in this student not apparently, there's a she did

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<v Speaker 1>a photo shoot of her in the studio. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>she was posing with these big boots. Her legs were

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<v Speaker 1>all crooked and thin, looked like leather pants. She looked

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<v Speaker 1>like she fell off a bit building. But still there's

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<v Speaker 1>still something sexy about it. But it's not even it's

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<v Speaker 1>not her face. I don't know who I'm looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who this woman is. She's in the studio,

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't been in there for fourteen years. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why she thinks anybody wants to hear her sing anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's asking for it? If I just had another Jessica

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson single, I'd be so happy. No one wants to

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<v Speaker 1>hear her sing? Who's asking? Does anybody remember any songs

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<v Speaker 1>she ever? Say? No? I just remember the Daisy Duke

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<v Speaker 1>she wore, and when she was out and making movies

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<v Speaker 1>and she was banging Johnny Noso, Bam Margera, Dane Cook.

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<v Speaker 1>She was out, she was out there. Everybody was getting

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<v Speaker 1>Jessica Simpson. It was crazy. So she posts on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in her mid forties now, a photo shoot from

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<v Speaker 1>a recording studio. She's got over six million followers, so

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<v Speaker 1>she's getting the word out. I can't wait for y'all

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<v Speaker 1>to hear the soundtrack of My Soul, Jessica Plice. Just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we lived through you gaining one hundred pounds,

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<v Speaker 1>admitting to being a day drunk and liking pills, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, losing possibly losing your marriage and not getting

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<v Speaker 1>She was an awful drunk, very set. I'm glad she's

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<v Speaker 1>better than that. But last time she released an album

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<v Speaker 1>was fourteen fifteen years ago, and she's sitting in his

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<v Speaker 1>chair wearing like white silk, I guess, blazer on fishnet stockings,

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<v Speaker 1>big old cowboy boots, her hairs up. Part of it's down.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she kind of looked Honestly, if you look

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<v Speaker 1>at the pictures, she looks like a combination of Kim Zolziak,

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<v Speaker 1>Christina Hall, Ivanka Trump, and Paris Hilton, and maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>Kardashian if one of them were blonde. That's what she

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<v Speaker 1>to look alike, I can I can no longer instantly

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<v Speaker 1>tell them apart, because they pretty much all looked the same.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I first saw the picture, I read the title,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, she's back in the studio. If you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>show me the words, I wouldn't have guessed who this

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<v Speaker 1>even close? Now? The good news is, excuse me, see

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<v Speaker 1>coming down whenever I claim my throat too much? Not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Agavino was going down something too on relationships as a

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<v Speaker 1>bitch today. You know, well, I don't know why this

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<v Speaker 1>got the chills. Now I have to go. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lay down again. It's almost six o'clock on Tuesday. But

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<v Speaker 1>I knew I needed to do the show later today

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't feel good. So my apologies. If the

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<v Speaker 1>show comes on at like, I don't know, eight am

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<v Speaker 1>instead of two am, it'll be fine, though. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Jessica Simpson sober for seven years, you know what, the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that she's doing it, and I can respect anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who's on that journey and has been straight for that long.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm not the kind of guy that announces

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<v Speaker 1>how long I haven't done it. I don't agree with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think it's a hex But God bless her.

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<v Speaker 1>For seven years, she lost one hundred pounds all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>She's also no longer with her husband, Eric Johnson. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like they're no longer together. I mean, it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much olvius at this point. She's not wearing a wedding

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<v Speaker 1>ring in pictures. And then the other month there were

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<v Speaker 1>some rumors that took on even more speed because well,

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<v Speaker 1>she posted a picture and said the comeback is personal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an apology to myself for putting up with everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not deserve. I asked you a question, ladies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can I find a woman What I mean by a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the celebrity that for the first time can

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<v Speaker 1>talk about splitting up with her husband or boyfriend and

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<v Speaker 1>not bead mouthing him, not acting like a victim, not

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<v Speaker 1>acting like she was treated like she wasn't loved or

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<v Speaker 1>didn't deserve it, and she had trauma. Can we is

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<v Speaker 1>there anybody out there that just had a relationship that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking fizzled out? You know, it's both of our faults.

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<v Speaker 1>We both care for each other, but we've got different ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>But blah blah, we're going to continue to co parent

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<v Speaker 1>all that. Can we get to that instead of this indignation,

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be treated that way and everything I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't deserve. I'm now going to make a new album.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares about your new albums now that you're no

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<v Speaker 1>longer being treated away. No one knew you were being

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<v Speaker 1>treated badly, you know, don't forget the guy was living

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<v Speaker 1>with the woman who was a drunk, who stayed in

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<v Speaker 1>can you give him a break? To christ anyhow? This

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<v Speaker 1>is ose empic. This is those empic And have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard a GLP one? Oh yeah, let me just give

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<v Speaker 1>you a uh information on that greatly want a supplement

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<v Speaker 1>overnight semi glue tide delivery system. Yeah, there's so many

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<v Speaker 1>and possibly some new doctors in that well not possibly, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, it got me thinking. Can you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren de Paul Roth, Cal Welch and Margaret if they

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<v Speaker 1>did this shit to their faces and their bodies? Could

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine Fara Faucet, Linda Carter even remember Lindsay Wagner. God,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't thought of Lindza the Bionic Woman. Here's how

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<v Speaker 1>how I was such a kid addicted to TV and

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<v Speaker 1>I love Lindsay Wagner. Man, she was so pretty, Linda

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<v Speaker 1>Carr in my card those women Jesus, But I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's how crazy I am when it comes to my

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<v Speaker 1>old TV series and old movie head. I'm thrown up

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<v Speaker 1>blood over the travel Edge last November and the worst

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<v Speaker 1>of my drinking. Well, actually I was done, but it

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a week later, it hit me about two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks later. Actually I stopped drinking, but it hit me

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm throwing up blood and it's coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>the other end too, And like I said in the past,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't look red. It looks black. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>coffee grinds. And if I didn't ask Andrew what does

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<v Speaker 1>this mean, I wouldn't know. I was too busy violently

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<v Speaker 1>leaking out of both ends of my body to google anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, this is blood. You gotta go to

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<v Speaker 1>the er, and I went, and I remembered when I

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<v Speaker 1>the front of the line because I said, listen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, and they got me in, and I

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<v Speaker 1>remember thinking, when I was a kid, I remember the

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<v Speaker 1>story that Lindsay Weger my mother told me because she

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<v Speaker 1>used to read the gossip columns. My mother would read

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<v Speaker 1>the columns and I would sit in the kitchen with her,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe eating cereal or whatever, but she'd read and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>read out loud. And like I told you in the past,

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<v Speaker 1>she'd always called these movie stars my friends because she

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<v Speaker 1>knew I loved movies and TV show She's look at this,

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<v Speaker 1>Look what happened to your friend who Lindsay Wegger, your

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<v Speaker 1>friend the bionic woman. She's got very bad stomach ulses.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's, oh, it's really bad for her. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what does that do? Well? You know, it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a they They can rupture in your stomach and you

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<v Speaker 1>complete and die. And I remember that little quick conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the chair to the right. My mother

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<v Speaker 1>was by the window, and she'd smoke her cigarette and

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<v Speaker 1>read the paper and I'd be next to her, and

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<v Speaker 1>how do I remember something? But I do. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the hospital knowing that, oh shit, because I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrea googled and I said, I got the bondic woman disease.

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<v Speaker 1>I got bleeding ulcers. And then Jackie had just suffered that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what is this fucking hereditary? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it actually made me think of her, of

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<v Speaker 1>all people. But I don't know. She did all these

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<v Speaker 1>different things in her life to change it. She did meditation,

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<v Speaker 1>she did visualization. I haven't learned how to meditate yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard it's great people do it. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to so many different podcasts I do like Two Bears,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Maron SmartLess. I listened to like seven or eight.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, of course making Kelly what's his name? Cal

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrongby Tucker Cross and who I love? But this

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<v Speaker 1>show has lately been boring Joe Rogan. Of course, I

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<v Speaker 1>just do a lot of them. So many guys are

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<v Speaker 1>on testosterone and are you taking that? Yeah, I'm on that,

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<v Speaker 1>And they're just like women. They're just these guys in

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<v Speaker 1>their forties are just guys. You got all the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>money in the world, You're doing great. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>worried about it? And they just everybody's taking something I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know, can't be good, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about that. And well, when do you meditate? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I meditate first thing, and well i'd like to do

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<v Speaker 1>it in the afternoon. And Howard Stern used to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me I should meditate, and he's been doing it for years.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not knocking it. If that's what calms you

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<v Speaker 1>and centers you to start your day or end your day,

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<v Speaker 1>go right ahead. Whether it's prayer, meditate, I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if you stand on your head and play marbles, whatever works,

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<v Speaker 1>because life ain't easy, but I'm trying to think. Do

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<v Speaker 1>I have the patience to meditate? I can't. If I

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<v Speaker 1>sit down to watch a movie or a TV show,

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<v Speaker 1>Inevitably I grabbed the phone and start looking for the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I hate to say it, our phones now are

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<v Speaker 1>just as entertaining as what's on TV and what's being

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<v Speaker 1>shown as a movie. Honestly, just about Although I do

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<v Speaker 1>love land Man more than I ever thought I would,

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't seen land Man, watch it. I learned

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<v Speaker 1>an awful lot about Landman and what Billy Bobb's character

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<v Speaker 1>It's tremendous. It's tremendous. It's not like Yellowstone, even though

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<v Speaker 1>it's created by the same guy. You gotta watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Bob just nails it. Ali Laarder, who back twenty

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<v Speaker 1>people wanted her in movies, Me and me and my buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of pitched movies with her as the and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, what are people I don't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Ali Latta is just not my type of now as

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<v Speaker 1>an older woman playing Billy Bob's ex wife, she looks beautiful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she got prettier as the years went on, and she

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<v Speaker 1>She looks like she works out. She's a healthy body.

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<v Speaker 1>You could see she still looks like Ali Lauder. Imagine that.

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<v Speaker 1>But do I have the patience to meditate? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine me trying to find my what's it called my mantra?

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<v Speaker 1>You know people are ome well, people say so so home.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so home is supposed to me. I am

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<v Speaker 1>what can I find? I want a chant? I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. That's my chance, But I'm sure if that

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<v Speaker 1>would help me in meditating. But the beauties from the

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<v Speaker 1>old days man never did a thing to make themselves

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<v Speaker 1>look anything like the stars of today do. And speaking

416
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<v Speaker 1>of that, like I said, there's word that there's a

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<v Speaker 1>new doctor or several And there's some people out here

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<v Speaker 1>in La where these things begin, where a lot of

419
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<v Speaker 1>these women are adopting the same treatments, same procedures to

420
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<v Speaker 1>look younger. If you think about the last few weeks,

421
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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay Lohan looks phenomenal. To me, More looks great. Christina

422
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<v Speaker 1>Aguilera is half of herself, but to me, she still

423
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<v Speaker 1>looks beautiful and sexy. You know, I saw that there

424
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<v Speaker 1>was a doctor out there saying this is not just procedures,

425
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<v Speaker 1>it's more than that what these women are doing. He

426
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<v Speaker 1>says there that these women are all beginning to look

427
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<v Speaker 1>the same because they seem to be getting the same

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<v Speaker 1>things done. And maybe it's the same doctors who are

429
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<v Speaker 1>pushing the same things. Because word gets around in Hollywood.

430
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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you're in the in crowd, you know who to

431
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<v Speaker 1>go to for this and that, whether it's a doctor

432
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<v Speaker 1>feel good, or it's a doctor look good, or it's

433
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<v Speaker 1>a doctor look better for cheaper or look better for more,

434
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<v Speaker 1>they all know who to send you to, and they

435
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<v Speaker 1>all go to the same people. But it looks like

436
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<v Speaker 1>the same things are being pushed. And these are things

437
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<v Speaker 1>one doctor said, as women are going on this severe

438
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<v Speaker 1>anti inflammatory diet, they're taking supplements like nad and collagen.

439
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<v Speaker 1>They're as if I didn't think this would be something

440
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<v Speaker 1>they do. I thought they'd always do this. They're apparently

441
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<v Speaker 1>using very clean and effective skincare. If you walk through

442
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<v Speaker 1>the aisles of Target, and some of the beauty stores

443
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<v Speaker 1>are not the target to beauty stuff, but beauty aisles

444
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<v Speaker 1>of stores. There's so many products for women. I mean

445
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<v Speaker 1>stuff for men is reduced to like five feet. Women

446
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<v Speaker 1>get like, you know, freaking you know, one hundred square

447
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<v Speaker 1>yards of beauty stuff, and I'm all for it. But

448
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<v Speaker 1>clean and effective skincare. Maybe they've dissolved filler from the past.

449
00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Some of them are still getting judicious amounts of botox,

450
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<v Speaker 1>maybe even surgery like lower eye lid lifts. That's the

451
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<v Speaker 1>thing you're also taking. Shit called IPL and Morpheus eighth.

452
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<v Speaker 1>Morpheus eight sounds like a new horror movie from Jordan Peel,

453
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<v Speaker 1>but IPL stands for intense Pulse light, which is like

454
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<v Speaker 1>a procedure that uses light to just treat skin const

455
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<v Speaker 1>sun damage and pigmentation issues redness. Morpheus eight it's micro

456
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<v Speaker 1>needling and it also uses rate. I'm reading this radio

457
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<v Speaker 1>frequency energy to stimulate collagen production and improve skin texture.

458
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<v Speaker 1>Wrinkles act these scars by penetrating deeper layers of the skin. Wow.

459
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<v Speaker 1>One Morpheus eight session is about twelve hundred bucks. Nothing

460
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<v Speaker 1>for people with means shit, if I needed at that badly.

461
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<v Speaker 1>I could see myself going, well, you know, my face

462
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<v Speaker 1>is my business. I was on TV every week. I

463
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<v Speaker 1>understand also, by the way, there's this trend I've seen

464
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<v Speaker 1>I see girls on linemen that I actually saw a

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<v Speaker 1>woman in person at the airport. Well, these women brush

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<v Speaker 1>their eyebrows straight up. It's like a The eyebrows are

467
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<v Speaker 1>like vertical, They're not laying flat. It's a very weird look.

468
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<v Speaker 1>And I looked it up and it's called brow lamination.

469
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<v Speaker 1>And they actually apply a relaxer on their eyeb and

470
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<v Speaker 1>then brush them and then spray it down with some

471
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<v Speaker 1>kind of adhesive or chemical. I don't know who came

472
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<v Speaker 1>up with this, but I don't like it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a lady at the airport talking to her husband. She

474
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<v Speaker 1>was younger, he was older with money, you could tell,

475
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<v Speaker 1>and she had all the right bags, the right shoes,

476
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<v Speaker 1>and I'm looking at her eyebrows. I wanted to lick

477
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<v Speaker 1>my peaky and flatten those eyebrows down, like what are

478
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<v Speaker 1>you doing? But you know, you look around and I

479
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<v Speaker 1>you know, comes down to this. I don't want to

480
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<v Speaker 1>sound crass, but if I'm fucking Jessica Simpson, I'd like

481
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<v Speaker 1>to know it's Jessica Simpson. She's still on a level

482
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<v Speaker 1>of beauty. But I swear a lot of these women.

483
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<v Speaker 1>You look at them, they look like five minutes away

484
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<v Speaker 1>from their kidney's faily, and yet they get him work.

485
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<v Speaker 1>Everywhere you've seen Brandy Glanville, she has this some kind

486
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<v Speaker 1>of face eating organism inside her cheeks. Oh my god.

487
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<v Speaker 1>You know, as sloppy as she was in the Real

488
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<v Speaker 1>Housewives early days, sick Brady, Glanville brought it. She was sexy.

489
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<v Speaker 1>She was the crazy chick that many of the Real

490
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<v Speaker 1>Housewives were jealous of because she was the one who's

491
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<v Speaker 1>going to come for their husband. You could see it right.

492
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<v Speaker 1>And that doctor Dubrow from that show Botched, which is

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<v Speaker 1>tough to watch. Anything that E makes is almost impossible

494
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<v Speaker 1>to watch it. They've just become such a shit network.

495
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<v Speaker 1>But Botched doctor Dubrow has offered to help Randy Glanville,

496
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<v Speaker 1>but he said it's got to be done immediately. He's

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<v Speaker 1>very concerned. He said, she's got to figure out if

498
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<v Speaker 1>there's a micro organism in her face. He said, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to be a parasite, it's not going to

500
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<v Speaker 1>be from something she ate. It's going to be from

501
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<v Speaker 1>something that got into her bloodsheet. She's already admitted to

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<v Speaker 1>spending seventy thousand on trying to figure out what happened

503
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<v Speaker 1>to her face. I assume she has insurance, so what's

504
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<v Speaker 1>the seventy thousand on top of it. I'm very I

505
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:54.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know she lost five teeth. She's telling people that

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<v Speaker 1>doctors originally thought her appearance was from a facial parasite

507
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<v Speaker 1>that was jumping around her face or stress induced edema.

508
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<v Speaker 1>I know stress causes a lot of shit, but you

509
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<v Speaker 1>have to stop making it be the end all be

510
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<v Speaker 1>all for everything. You know, one time he said, well,

511
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<v Speaker 1>of course he's stressed out. She lost her baby, She's stressed,

512
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<v Speaker 1>the marriage didn't work, stressed cancer for a dark time,

513
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:24.599
<v Speaker 1>all the stress of the job enough. Doctor du Brown

514
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<v Speaker 1>very concerned every minute that micro organism is allowed to

515
00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:32.279
<v Speaker 1>stay in her face. That's so bad and do potential damage.

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<v Speaker 1>She could suffer worse. It's bad. I hate to say it,

517
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<v Speaker 1>but Brandy Glanville has always been a crazy chick ever

518
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<v Speaker 1>since she had that breakup with Eddie Cibrian because he

519
00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:45.559
<v Speaker 1>was banging Leanne rhymes or less left her for Leanne

520
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.440
<v Speaker 1>romes or LeAnn ROMs took her away, It took him

521
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:50.640
<v Speaker 1>away from her. Whatever that triangle was so to me

522
00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:53.920
<v Speaker 1>when I look at her, something about it that looks

523
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<v Speaker 1>like she's maybe hitting the meth pipe. She got pale

524
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<v Speaker 1>skin sores on her face that can come from scratching.

525
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Her eyes, look sunk in her teeth or five teeth

526
00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>fell out of her head. She's thinner, facial ticks, she's

527
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:15.519
<v Speaker 1>always paranoid. Those are those are meth things, the bad

528
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:18.359
<v Speaker 1>word things. Those are things that come with the meth addiction.

529
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<v Speaker 1>I hope that's not the case. So why don't women

530
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<v Speaker 1>quit it with this plastic surgery shit. We can always

531
00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>tell in Soaking You and Soaky your female friends, these

532
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:34.839
<v Speaker 1>so many of them, they blow their lips up to

533
00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:39.359
<v Speaker 1>look like trout or frogs, and the cheek implants and

534
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:42.720
<v Speaker 1>the lifts and the fillers, and then they slide their

535
00:32:42.759 --> 00:32:45.319
<v Speaker 1>bodies with ten gallons of oil over their face when

536
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:48.480
<v Speaker 1>they go to bed, twenty pounds of makeup in the day. Enough,

537
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<v Speaker 1>you know, there comes a point in relationships, whether I

538
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>mean we all love who we love. I mean, yeah,

539
00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:59.599
<v Speaker 1>listen a glammed up evening. What's your what's your? What's

540
00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:04.359
<v Speaker 1>your one fantastic. Oh I love Oh, make a smoky eye,

541
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:06.960
<v Speaker 1>love a smoky eye. Yeah, way your hair down? Yeah, yeah,

542
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:09.599
<v Speaker 1>you know, but there comes a point in your relationship.

543
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<v Speaker 1>And Andrew and I were running around together for weeks

544
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:14.640
<v Speaker 1>at a time. Sometimes she said, look, I'm sorry, I

545
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<v Speaker 1>got my hair up and I didn't even put on makeup.

546
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<v Speaker 1>You're sure you want to go out and say? Yes,

547
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<v Speaker 1>I like, I like you find that way just stop,

548
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<v Speaker 1>but this not Let's just get out. Yeah, I don't

549
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>care what you got on her. Nothing, Let's go. You

550
00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:32.279
<v Speaker 1>don't even make up? Am I right? Guys and ladies

551
00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:36.759
<v Speaker 1>tell me the same thing. I had a girlfriend many

552
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:42.039
<v Speaker 1>years ago who would stop me from going to the shower.

553
00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:45.480
<v Speaker 1>She said, no, no, no, don't. I love your smell. Don't

554
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:49.519
<v Speaker 1>don't shower later, shower later, come back to bed. I mean,

555
00:33:49.559 --> 00:33:51.279
<v Speaker 1>she turned out to be insane, but at least she

556
00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:54.960
<v Speaker 1>was thinking clearly at times. So you girls feel the

557
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>same way. I think it's kind of similar a woman

558
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<v Speaker 1>without makeup and a man who kind of still has

559
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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of is funk on him. You know,

560
00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:03.440
<v Speaker 1>as long as the funk isn't coming out of a

561
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<v Speaker 1>certain area, why not that's a turn on thermones. I

562
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<v Speaker 1>watched a movie last night because I'm thinking of a

563
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<v Speaker 1>woman who looks like a woman. Carrie Coons, the actress,

564
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 1>was in a movie called Lake George. It's on Amazon Prime.

565
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:24.000
<v Speaker 1>She's a solid actress. I like her. I think she's

566
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:28.119
<v Speaker 1>even sexy. She's dare I say, a little plain looking,

567
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:32.039
<v Speaker 1>but she comes across her personality, her her strength, her

568
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:34.880
<v Speaker 1>inner beauty, her confidence. She's sexy. It's a good movie.

569
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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you anything about it, but she's

570
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<v Speaker 1>a kick ass, kick ass star in this movie, and

571
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<v Speaker 1>I Carrie Coons to me, has that Laura Leny kind

572
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<v Speaker 1>of beauty and sexuality where they've never done these major

573
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<v Speaker 1>things to their faces, and yet here they are. But

574
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<v Speaker 1>as far as these other women trying to think they're

575
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<v Speaker 1>staying beautiful, it makes me wonder as a kid who

576
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<v Speaker 1>loved all the old tele vision shows, especially the ones

577
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I stayed up late to watch, like Schiller Theater, Creature Feature,

578
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:12.119
<v Speaker 1>and of course the Twilight Zone. Okay, there was an

579
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:17.880
<v Speaker 1>episode of Twilight Zone where you know, they showed what

580
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<v Speaker 1>women of today might look like in the future with

581
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<v Speaker 1>the big lips and the corilla deville eyebrows and crazy

582
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<v Speaker 1>big jaw. How did they know fifty years ago what

583
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:35.199
<v Speaker 1>was going to happen? It's crazy crazy. Then again, I'd

584
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.400
<v Speaker 1>rather look at those women than spend one more minute

585
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<v Speaker 1>watching Rosie o'donnald on Instagram touching the herpie on her

586
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<v Speaker 1>upper lip and acting like she doesn't know what it

587
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:50.280
<v Speaker 1>is and calling it an innocent fever sore, which it said.

588
00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:54.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a herpies. It's simplex one, get some valtrex and

589
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:59.119
<v Speaker 1>call us in the morning. Stop touching it. I can't

590
00:35:59.159 --> 00:36:03.639
<v Speaker 1>watch it. What happened to shame? I always tell you

591
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<v Speaker 1>shame is a great thing. Shame will change your life

592
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:10.119
<v Speaker 1>and make you a better person. Whenever you're wondering of

593
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:13.760
<v Speaker 1>where to go between shame and pride, you better pick

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00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:18.599
<v Speaker 1>shame because pride will get you nowhere, but shame will

595
00:36:18.679 --> 00:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>keep you a good person and make other people want

596
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>to be around you because they realize you know the

597
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:26.920
<v Speaker 1>error of your ways. Pride make sure you think everyone

598
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:28.679
<v Speaker 1>else is full of shit and you're right when you're not.

599
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 1>Don't be proud, be shameful, all right, Don't touch your

600
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>herpes on Instagram and tell the world it's just a

601
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<v Speaker 1>feversaw christ The only thing that's worse than Rosie having

602
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:43.360
<v Speaker 1>that is wondering who she got it from, whose lap

603
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<v Speaker 1>was she in? All Right, I can't, I'm I'm sick

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<v Speaker 1>as it is. I gotta go. I'm aj Benson. I

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<v Speaker 1>was your Daily Unfiltered podcast from December eighteen, twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm supposed to call a listener. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say much more because someone in her life is

608
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<v Speaker 1>so celebrating something. I'm sorry. The last night was busy

609
00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:05.840
<v Speaker 1>at Rocos games, and then today got away from me

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<v Speaker 1>because I wasn't feeling well. But we will do it

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<v Speaker 1>before Christmas, I promise you. And you know who you

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<v Speaker 1>are if you're listening, all right, talk to you guys

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow