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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that's to the day, Alex. You've got some NBA playoffs

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<v Speaker 1>coming up here. Thursday's the finals Thursday, and then Stanley

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<v Speaker 1>Cup starts on Wednesday. Wednesday, same teams that were in

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<v Speaker 1>it last year for the Stanley Cup Florida Panthers and

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<v Speaker 1>the Edmonton Oilers, but the Indiana Pacers and the Oklahoma

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<v Speaker 1>City Thunder Game one on Thursday. In NBA playoff action,

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<v Speaker 1>there has never been a successful comeback from a three

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<v Speaker 1>to oh series deficit. Of the one and fifty nine

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<v Speaker 1>NBA teams that have been down three games to none,

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<v Speaker 1>only four of them forced in game seven, but all

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<v Speaker 1>of them lost. You will never Well, somebody's gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it at some point, but yeah, you go

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<v Speaker 1>down three to zero. History doesn't lie. How Hey, how

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<v Speaker 1>bonus NBA effected bnusers finals since like twenty twelve, where

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<v Speaker 1>neither team is an a luxury tax? What does that

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<v Speaker 1>mean that they have to pay? Like they pay better play,

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<v Speaker 1>they pay their players more? Oh? Really like going above? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta pay the tax that you pay people over

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<v Speaker 1>a certain salary. Nice. Well, you talked about spiders in

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<v Speaker 1>the Fresh out of Bed Head to Head you had

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<v Speaker 1>a spider question. Try some species of male spiders. They

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<v Speaker 1>tie up the female spiders before sexing them up. That is, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>so that the females don't eat them afterwards. Probably it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll I'll do that with you, but I'm gonna to

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<v Speaker 1>tie you up. I don't want to be safety. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it the isn't it the praying mantises that they

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<v Speaker 1>have sex and then they pop off the dude's head

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<v Speaker 1>right afterwards. I don't know, well I thought maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were smart for a second. Now does everybody

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Mode doesn't know? You know, Tom Cruise has

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<v Speaker 1>these Mission Impossible movies. I'm aware of that. It came

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<v Speaker 1>from a TV series in the sixties. Really yeah, uh there,

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<v Speaker 1>The Mission Impossible TV series from the sixties invented a term.

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<v Speaker 1>The term they invented, hall was self destruct because the

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<v Speaker 1>messages they're famous mission instructions that would quote self destruct

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<v Speaker 1>in five seconds. That nobody put those words together before.

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<v Speaker 1>Self destruct was not a term before Mission Impossible? Have

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<v Speaker 1>they not ever heard of like these little Japanese Bonzai

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<v Speaker 1>little planes that flew into our boats. Yeah, but those

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<v Speaker 1>were probably Elmakazi's self destructed inside. I guess. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they called him that. It's the fuck back to

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<v Speaker 1>the day. We make you look smart. Body to the day.