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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice

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mix in some vodka. In a podcast from the Mac

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of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor

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Chrysler Dods jeep Ram, It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.

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Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread

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the word, my friends, That's how we spread the word.

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Kevin is here tonight, and I'm kind of as me

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Doug Phelps's father's favorite comedian. Anytime I bring up there's

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I don't know, every everybody, every every guy has an

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issue with their dad. It's some point, right, there's something.

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There's that father son you know thing as always that

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said you gotta put a knee on their neck and

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hold him down to beat the ship out of it.

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I just I've got two or three down already, I

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got one more to go. He's a little little still.

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I I don't. I feel like there's something there he

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and his dad. But I I don't really know. Uh

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lots of well I do know because I say something

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and he gets all he gets all weird. Let's start

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with something positive because I have thoughts and then I've

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got other people's thoughts over here. I know you do,

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but I I think that this is a moment for

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you to brag on your son. I got to think

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you have to be so proud for him for all

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like and and the great thing. Kevin's son is a

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hockey player. I'm gonna say, an elite hockey player for

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his age. I don't because I'm there. I don't know.

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Uh not the not the biggest guy, little wiry, biggest mouth,

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well second biggest mouth, but I mean, god, damn this kid,

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and uh what happened? We played? They had our playoffs

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for because they split our season for high school, so

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that our season starts earlier then the younger kids like

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Brady season started in October, Tyler started middle of August

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for high school. No for travel, oh for travel hockey,

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so I can get all the travel stuff in before

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high school starts, okay, And then we picked back up

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in the spring. We've actually qualified for the state tournament,

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so we're doing that in the spring. Wow. But we

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had our playoffs and we played Friday night in Buffalo.

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We played a team that we knew we were gonna pound,

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and we just straight up pounded him. And then we

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played that gave us a game Saturday against Amherst. It's

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a team we haven't beaten and probably in a meaningful

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game in probably three years, since we beat him in

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the championship game about three years ago. And they went

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up to nothing quick on us, and they did yep,

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Tyler got two in a second and then his linemate

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It was actually Tyler's goal, but they gave it to

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his line made it just you just tossed it towards

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the net and it just kind of squeaked through the

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goalies legs and by Cooter hairs over the line. So

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they've never beaten this team before. We've beaten them, Oh okay,

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just not in a meaningful game in three years. Not

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in a meaningful game, right. We watched like the Bills

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with the Kansas City Chiefs or the Dolphins. No, no, no,

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hang on, keep going. And then so there was three two.

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They scored late to tie it and we all kind

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of were resigned that we're going overtime, and Tyler wanted.

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Tyler's teammates just fired to pass up the ice and

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tourds Tyler. Tyler grabbed it and I don't think the

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other team expected him with ten seconds on the clock

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to make a run, and he just made a run

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and they weren't ready for it. And you could see

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if you've see the video, I saw you post on it.

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I didn't watch the video. I didn't know there was video.

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I read your thing. There's video. Oh, I only read

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your The kid that's playing defense and the kid that's

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chasing Tyler, they kind of you kind of snuck through

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between the middle of them, yeah, and they kind of

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took each other out, and the third kid that was

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back there just didn't get over in time. And Tyler

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got a clean shout the net and put it in

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two point nine seconds on the clock. I mean, he's

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the hero, yeah, right of that case. And it was

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it was about a minute after the goalie made it.

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and the kid had a wide open net and he

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just biffed it and the goalie kicked it right. It

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was the goalie just made a great, great, great save

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and Tyler was busting his balls. He could have been

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the hero and he was zero. Tylern't be a dick.

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He did. He's a dick. That's funny. I wonder where

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that comes from his mother. But that's amazing. Yeah. Right,

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well then we kind of laid an egg yesterday, but

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that's all right. Basically we were it was the reverse

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of Friday or Saturday. It's a team that hasn't beaten

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us in a meaningful game in probably six years, and

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they just Tyler got Tyler took an injury. He was

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not feeling his leg was a little fucked up. Yeah,

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and he caught a hit and the kid got the

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knee on the knee and knee on the i'm a thigh,

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yeah he was, he was. It was rough for me.

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He got it through it, but they had just they

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just shadowed him. And I probably had two or three

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coaches on Saturday night and I had four or five

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coaches and parents last night just coming up to me

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after the game saying, we just we love watching your

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kid play. We just hate watching him burn us. Yeah. Yeah,

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that's amazing. And he's looking to go D one or something.

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He's looking to go the next level. Yeah, yeah, next

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level whatever. He won D two, D three right whatever

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that is. Yeah, Well that's amazing, and congratulations to Tyler.

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But also you guys, because I you know, I grew

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up in a house where I didn't play winter sports

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because my parents didn't want to drive twelve miles in

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the snow. I didn't want to drive last well, no,

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I was okay with driving last year, and everybody else

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in the fucking threw way. That was like, oh my god,

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it's do you know what I'm saying? Like like my

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parents are like, we're not am not going back out.

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It's dark, it's blah blah blah. And I lived twelve

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miles away from the school, but in a very area.

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I get it. But so that's why I never played

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any winter sports. And then I see you, I have

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a friend who is just at a lacrosse tournament in

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Albany and then back home the same day. New Jersey's next,

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there's this Mack will tell you he's he's all over

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the place too with his Yes boys are younger too. Yeah.

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I was in Buffalo Friday, Saturday, Friday night, Saturday night,

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the night my parents didn't do ship. And then I

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never really cut into my drinking this week. I only

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had one beer the entire week. Wow, that is so

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not You got to be feeling off a little unbalanced.

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I might be smarter I was gonna come home from

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his two week cruise and I'm gonna be sober. I'm

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not drinking anymore. Oh yeah, he's on a cruise. I

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left out of New York. How much Saturday morning? How

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much does a three person cruise cost? Three person cruise? Yeah,

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he his wife and his liver. You didn't buy the

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drink package. I'm like, he told me all along, we're

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not getting I'm like, Bob, you got to get the

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drink package. It's like it's not worth it. I go, Bob, Well,

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he's like, I don't think. Well, he's telling me he's

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on a cruise. You have to get it. You can't

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if you and I go on a cruise, you can't

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just get the and we have a room. You can't

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just get the drink package. We both have to get it.

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And he's like, it's it works out to like seven

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drinks of them. Like, Bob, you're up at six in

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the morning, Well, you'll be at the bar getting a coffee.

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You'll have a little Bailey's in there. You'll get a

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second with the little Baillies in there. That's two. It's

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eight thirty. You're on the Bloody Mary. You'll have two

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of those. It's ten o'clock and you're onto a high

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end whiskey. He'll be at by noon, you'll be at five. Yeah,

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you're telling me you can't get two or three more

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drinks than you the rest of the day. You're full

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of shit. But we're going on excursions. Eat a bag

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of ducks. I go, would you rather pay that sixteen

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hundred now or when you get off the boat? Yeah?

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All right, that's I don't know that. I've never been

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on a cruise. It doesn't appeal to me. I don't

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know if I if I didn't, I have to do

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a short one first, because I do get I don't

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get seasick like on a speedboat, like a like a

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map boat. Yeah, I don't get seasick on that, okay,

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But I went sailing once and it did not agree

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with me. Yeah. I mean this is they're big and

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pretty stable, right, and they're almost like small cities sometimes

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that are traveling on the water. But I just I

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don't know, there's something about it has never really appealed

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to me. I don't know what that is, because I

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was just thinking, we get your gig doing some hat

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comedy on one for a weekend. Oh thank you, no,

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thank you. All right, well, now let's get to the

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ugly stuff since you sort of I was not ready.

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Uh and apparently neither were the Bills. For the trouncing

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that to Minami. I pissed off a lot of hockey

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parents yesterday. You know, we lost the game, but it

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was still a good Sunday. The Patriots won, the Dolphins

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won the building. That fuck you Bills now six and three.

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Uh nothing, in my opinion, nothing went well in that

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game on the field or around the division for the

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Buffalo Bills. You guys are now the New England Patriots

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are now solely in first place at the AFC. He said,

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an eight and three, eight and two, right too. I

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guess technically we're it's a game and a half, but

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I think it's technically two because we beat the Bills. Yeah, okay,

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so it's two games up. I mean, I hated this.

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I hated watching it. I think, uh. Greg texted me.

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Greg Connors texted me he's flying back in probably landed

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about an hour in Buffalo, and he said that was

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the worst game McDermott has coached in the history of

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the Bills, of his history with the Bills, that's what

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he thinks. Well, we were listening. We were listening to

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the Pats game on the truck going to going to Buffalo,

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and as soon as it got over, Carrie was kind

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of watching her game on TV and they kind of

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ended at the same time, and I go, we're in

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near Buffalo. I'm definitely going over to five fifty just

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to hear how the fucking sky is going, because it's

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gonna be amazing, was it? Oh, I'm absolutely right out

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of the box. Well, the Bills fire McDermott, right, So, yeah,

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you can't. You gotta go out and get a wide receiver.

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How could you not get it? The passing offense has

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looked like it did before. It has looked like that before. Well,

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like I said to him Mark last week, I said,

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you know, when you're number one receiver, is Dalton kink

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Thatt your tight end, You've got a problem. Brutally in

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an app and he's injured. Keon Coleman caught maybe a

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jump ball, but he can't get separation for anything. You

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can't catch a cold. The passing game, to me, is

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absolutely in trouble. Allen says they came ready to play.

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I wrote this down because I was listening to his

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postgame press conference. He said they came ready to play,

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and they wanted it more than us. I said, I

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said that Labor Day. Josh Almos gonna have a shitty

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season because I drafted him in two fantasy football leagues.

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There's a I benched him in two fantasy football leagues

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for Drake May. It's funny that the bills, Well, there

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you go, the bills to me beat themselves. Uh, this

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time of year, the hell is that software update? No,

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I gotta get an email? Yeah message no years goes now, motherfucker. Yeah,

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because I forgot to pay the Horizon bill. How much

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money you got that?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: My Verizon bill is so fucking ridiculously. I you got

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to go to Spectrum. It's over three hundred dollars. You

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got to go to Spectrum. Yeah, but I get the

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phones through them, so I'm paying on the phone the phone.

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How many phones do you have left to pay? How

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much you got to pay? A lot? I think, And

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then yeah, but I heard somebody else told me they

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were like forty dollars a month for them and their kid.

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Spectrum it's forty bucks for the first line and that's

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twenty or twenty five bucks for the second, third, fourth,

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and fifth line and you can pay the phone through

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the bill for the bill. Yeah, well I should look

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into that because this is getting crazy. Oh but I

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al should get Disney Plus and some other ship to

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it too. So I don't know, I have to I

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have to do a deep dive into finances very soon.

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them to be flat black the a f C. The

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the a f C has to me looks like a

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really uh tough to it's starting to separate there. They

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are the middle class of the AFC division. I'm not

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saying the a f C East. I'm talking about the division.

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It's it's gonna come. It's gonna come back though, because

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I mean, New England has a relatively easy schedule. They've

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got maybe they've got it. They've got to play Baltimore

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and Buffalo back to back. They've got to play Cincy

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and those are like the three teams. Maybe my Miami

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might give him a game at the end of the

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year because they usually played Miami tough. But they've only

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got three real tests. But the cults are Jonathan Taylor

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and is your away from being garbage. He's the only thing

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keeping them alive, Daniel. Everybody, Daniel Jones says, Daniel Jones sucks. Yeah,

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he felt. You've got you've got an m VP type

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running back behind you. And the Broncos haven't beaten a

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team that's got a winning record. Okay, all right, so

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they will probably come back to earth a little bit too.

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City at least once, maybe twice. This will It'll be

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interesting to see how this shakes out. But you're right,

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the chicken little was going crazy yesterday. This guy is falling.

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This guy. Oh, Scott Zolak and the Patriots broadcast that

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we're officially back though maybe so let's go those says,

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I believe it. That may be the curse. However, trending

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on Twitter today, Uh, Brandon Bean and the reason is

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same reason I think everybody's saying they it has come out,

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and I think they leaked it out. And when I

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heard it first, when I first heard it, I was

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in the studio. Uh. And then I was gonna go

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watch the game. And while I was doing some stuff

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in here, I turned on the CBS affiliate. I didn't

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realize that the NFL today doesn't begin until noon. I'm

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always used to watching at ten o'clock on the ESPN,

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so uh, and I don't know if he ESPN in

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the studio. For whatever fucking reason, I can't figure this out.

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So uh, I'm watching and it's the local ones. It's

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like a regional Bills cast they do. It's got the

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Catalano want to fat so that's in the studio. Anyway,

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guys start talking and they're talking very favorably, like, hey,

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I want you to know. The Bills made no moves

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at the trade deadline, but apparently they were very active

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on it. Randon Bean was all about it. They wanted

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to receive. Well here's the and then Wattle goes out

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and torches them. But here's the thing. And I'm reading

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this on Twitter, so these aren't my words. I don't

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know that. I know Wattle's pretty good, I don't know

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how good. And in that locker room, somebody goes he's

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better than a middle round first round draft pick at

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this point because he's experienced, he's got that. I from

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what I'm reading and what I'm seeing also on Twitter,

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was that the Miami Dolphins wanted a first round twenty

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twenty six pick, and he didn't want to give him that.

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He offered a twenty twenty seven pick, which I he'll

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probably Dad, he'd probably dispute this with me. But if

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Waddle is the key to you guys making a run,

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if that one ride receiver is the key to getting

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you the run, yeah, you're going to be in the

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bottom of the draft anyways. Yeah, if you go to

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the championship game, you're in the bottom four picks. Yeah,

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you're giving up a number twenty what twenty eight to

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thirty two pick? Yeah, for a guy that's going to

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help you win right now? Right, You're not giving up

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a top ten pick. No, so I And then somebody

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pulled that trigger all day lone. I don't know the

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salary cap issue well enough. I but somebody said there's

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thirty three million in dead cap space that you can

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adjust or flex. I mean, it's to me. I only

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have to say this because I like Danny and all

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these guys. How many times does the restructure Downs's gonna

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say salary cap sounds like it's made up. It's fucking

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made up. It's put there to go we're trying to

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make it fair and then we don't. I don't know it,

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so we're not baseball. Yeah, it just looks like it's everywhere,

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so I can't figure that out. But I, oh boy,

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if this is the case, people are like that he

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needs to be fired. He should have gotten modeled if

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this is really what they want. On the other hand,

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they finally going to trade their current number one. I mean,

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with Threek being out, he's their number one receiver. Are

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you going to trade him in your division? What does

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that look like to your well? I think they were

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from what everybody said, they were willing to do that,

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but they wanted that other twenty again. How do we

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really fucking know? I don't know. I wasn't part of

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that conversation, so who knows, you know. I love where

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all these people get on their source. The team isn't

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that good. They're not that good. They and I said

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that they don't have The bad part don't have receivers.

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The bad part is you're probably gonna waste you potentially

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could waste one of the best quarterbacks ever. Look even

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yesterday when he did that whole loop around and then

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gets a twenty seven yard play your heart is in

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your mouth. But how fucking fun is that to watch? Oh?

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I was busting Tyler. I was busting Tyler's balls after

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the game, lesson, I'm like, man three nothing in the

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championship game. You lose, You're not a big game player.

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We're gonna change your name the Jim Kelliard Peyton Manning.

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Fuck you dead. Oh that's terrible, that's terrible. But anyway,

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I know there will be a lot more to be

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sad about this on this podcast and elsewhere. And oh,

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there'll be thoughts, There'll be thoughts. Greg was gonna come on,

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but then his playing got delayed about an hour. Who

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knows anymore right now. I texted him earlier last week

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and said, foind out if he was gonna be able

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to get out. I think I texted Friday. He's like, yeah,

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we left Wednesday. Yeah, And he's like yeah, I all right,

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good luck to you. And I may have texted him

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today when Dabele got fired and well, so they said

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Joe Brady's one of the favorites to get that job.

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Like He's like, well, fuck, we'll send Brady right now.

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I'll bring Joe Brady's I've heard Brady's name is among

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the ones that they're looking at at the Giant. Yeah,

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he's apparently one of the hot coaching come out of these.

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I'm like, well, because so apparently nobody watches Bills games.

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Well because McDermott said his job is safe, or maybe

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it was Bean saying like, you know, he's gonna be

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He's fine, and we're not looking at taking Dable back.

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And I think Dabel could go be the offensive coordinator

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right now. That's what Craig said. He goes, we'll send

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the dull send the Giants will send him Brady right now,

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we'll take Dabele back. I think you but I even

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though he's been fired, I think they could pick him up.

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He can't do if he's been fired. I believe the

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rule is you can't have the same head level job

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right and get paid out. Okay, you can have it.

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And that's that's where Bill Belichick used to bring back

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Matt Patricia all the time, bring back Botanos and they

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would be assistant head coaches. Yes, got you, because they

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can't be head coach certain something around and get paid

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their money from whatever team let them go. The amount

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of money these fucking guys have Why they why does

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they keep doing it? Yeah? You know what I mean, Like,

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you're what's his name, McDaniels, isn't it. Who's the offensive coordinator?

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Josh m daniel. Yeah, Josh McDaniel. That guy's he's been

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a head coach. He has to have just a fucking

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enormous amount of money. He loves doing it. Apparently. The

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one thing I saw today too, and I don't know

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if it was AI or if it was legit. If

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it it it was anybody else, I would absolutely one

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thousand percent believe AI. But there was a rumor that

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Mike McDaniel, Dolphins head coach, was trolling past the elbow

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room with all the Bills fans driving home from the

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game yesterday. There was a picture. I'm assuming it was AI,

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but it's Mike McDaniels, so it wouldn't be out of

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the realm of possibility for that. Yeah, And if it was,

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that's an amazing move for a guy who should have

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been fired six five. Well, he thought for sure he

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was gonna be the first fired. He wasn't, and he's

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not even the second fired. That's what's crazy. And I'm going,

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why wouldn't you hold on to Dable, You've got the

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right quarterback. He picked the right quarterback for you. I

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think they said that. What I read was that they

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want somebody else to get in there and work with

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him on an run basis to get him ready for

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whoever the next coach is going to be, which I

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don't understand. I don't either, I mean, why wouldn't you. Well, anyway,

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here's Greg Connor's texting me. Yesterday's game is absolutely killing me.

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The O of the offense was atrocious and an absolute embarrassment.

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I think it was the worst Sean McDermott coached game

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in his career in Buffalo. It was bad. It was bad.

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But you know, how do you coach against a guy fumbling?

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You can't. I mean you can, I guess you go

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hold with both hands. But in the heat of the moment,

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those fumbles, I I often, I'm I don't even know

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that you can't. You can coach it, but you can't

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coach it because one of the things my job is

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the long on the ball. Your job is a defensive player,

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is to get the ball away from me. Yeah, I

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don't know, so one of us isn't doing our job.

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I texted Greg when Dable got fired after I texted

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you yeah, and I saw that. He goes, we should

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fire Brady and get Dable back to finish out the

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years our own offensive coordinator. And I sent him back

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this one statement. I've I like things where they are

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the middle finger. All right, Well, we'll take a moment.

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There's a couple of things that I've come across that

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I just I don't even know what to think of them.

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I don't even know what to think. Well, I'll bring

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one of them up and we'll do a whole little

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uh would you shot? No, not would you shot? But

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that that. And I heard a song today that I

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need to break down. We all we all know this song.

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We could probably all sing the worst of this song.

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But I was really listening to it and I go,

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oh my god, this is fucking fantastic. What this guy

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is saying is amazing. We'll get to that right after this.

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Betb would fire pizza and grill in the mall at

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Grease Ridge. I forgot they had that Bronx Bomber pizza.

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That wasn't what I had. When I was out there,

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he thold, no, you had barbecue chicken Bronx Bombers got meatballs. Yeah,

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it's got sausage, brooni ham. Absolutely, it sounds amazing. I

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actually had it at the old bTB, the old location.

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Oh really, yeah, it sounds amazing. Uh, you can get

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out there by the way. The soups, I mean you

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and I love the soup that Connie made up a

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couple of soups. I had soup at a different place the

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other night. Yeah, and it was the worst soup I

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ever had in my entire life. Really. It had like

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a quarter like you know, there's half cans of vegetables

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you can buy for like fifty cents. Yeah, it had

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that many peas in it. And I'm like, this is

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fucking disgusting. Oh it's a meatball. It was a meatball supreme.

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Oh and it had like just an abundance of green

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bean or peas in it. It was disgusting. Oh, we can

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get but you don't get that at BTV.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: You know, you get delicious. You get some of the

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best soup I've ever had. Uh. And then of course

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they've they've got everything you love, from a twelve ounce

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ribbi to the you know, if you're just looking for

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like a Jersey melt with Thousand Island dressing, Swiss cheese,

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sauted onions on sour dough. I might go out Thursday

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for the Patriots Jets game and double soup. I may

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get a bowl of soup and then I might follow

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up with under bowl of soup. Yeah, and you may

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spill it if the Jets. The Jets win, the Jets win,

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Matts lose the TV. It's one of my bulls and

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so was going through a TV. Believe me, I don't

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that I didn't think that the Miami Dolphins were going

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to beat the Bills, but I certainly don't think the

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Jets are going to beat the Patriots. And don't forget

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the lunchmen. You're a bTB too. If you're out and

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about earlier, you're getting some early Christmas shopping done. Yes,

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it's a great idea menu for lunch. Great everything, right, Yeah,

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that's the thing. It's everything's under ten bucks. And if

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you're going for the game, whether it be Thursday, Saturday

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for college football, Sunday for NFL, Monday night fifty TVs,

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not a bad seat in the house. And this is

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the other thing that we found in Buffalo is that

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no bars in Buffalo carry the Sunday ticket. We called

467
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real We went. We called probably thirteen bars one weekend

468
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,920
looking for We wanted to watch the Bills game, but

469
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,839
we also wanted to watch the Pats game. Yeah, couldn't

470
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:30,400
find a bar that had Sunday ticket. One of my

471
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,920
buddies yesterday went to three different bars that had Sunday

472
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,759
ticket in Buffalo, but they had every Why are you

473
00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:37,519
paying for Sunday ticket when you have every single TV

474
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:39,759
on the bills and you won't change it. They wouldn't

475
00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:41,920
change one TB. They will put they will put you

476
00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:45,680
in us, They'll they'll find you a spot near your game. Yeah,

477
00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:47,960
oh wow, Why pay for the Sunday ticket if you're

478
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,480
not gonna put other games? That's really crazy, it's stupid. Yeah, well,

479
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:54,799
because they're trying to be whatever makes no sense. But

480
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,240
here's the other thing. I'm pretty sure that ESPN, ABC

481
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:02,559
did Disney is having a dispute with YouTube. So if

482
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:06,039
you have YouTube TV and it's Monday night, you can't

483
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:10,039
watch the game. No, but you cant bTB you can.

484
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,359
And here's the great thing. You don't have to clean

485
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,400
up after yourself. I mean, don't be a pick, but

486
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,880
you're not washing the dishes. And if the ESPN YouTube

487
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,960
shutdown goes as long as the government shutdown. Next Monday night,

488
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,079
you can catch that Monday night game. Yes that is true.

489
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,240
BTV would fire pizza and grille in the mall at Greece.

490
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 4: Ridge don No Western Day and it serves hundred Shipsonday,

491
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:56,240
little mess sailors past the tunnel way and talk about

492
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,440
their homes.

493
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,319
Speaker 3: The girl.

494
00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: There's a girl all in this Horday she was now

495
00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:09,799
she works like whiskey down so she's a bartender, she's

496
00:26:09,839 --> 00:26:12,640
a waitress. She's in this one hundred ships a day

497
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,519
right in this port. Okay, here we go. Let's brandy

498
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:18,440
another round.

499
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:28,799
Speaker 4: She sews that with skinned wine. They'll say with.

500
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 2: Me, what a good wife? Right, so you can steal

501
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,119
a sailor from the sea. What a fine girl you are.

502
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,480
Now listen, this is the part of the song. I

503
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,200
don't know why I've never paid attention to this, but

504
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,759
I heard it today and I and here's the weird

505
00:26:47,759 --> 00:26:51,680
part is I have I listened to serious satellite through

506
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,599
my phone. So if I get a phone call fancy

507
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:59,000
horizon man, Yeah, maybe that's part of the reason, but

508
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,079
I'm listening. So if I get a phone call. When

509
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,440
I hang up, it starts over. No, it starts right

510
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,319
from where it was where it was. Does it do

511
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,119
that on regular satellite? And it doesn't it in my

512
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,799
truck it does, okay, But then you could also fast

513
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:14,000
forward if you want you to find out what's really happening,

514
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:16,759
because it's like you're living in some time warp, all right,

515
00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:20,079
But anyway, so I picked back up after the phone conversation,

516
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:26,279
and this is where I was. Okay, it's a braided.

517
00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:30,279
Speaker 4: From the North of Spain.

518
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,599
Speaker 2: Okay, she's got a braided chain made of the finest

519
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:36,960
silver from the North of Spain. She probably didn't buy

520
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,319
that laying whiskey down, you know what I mean? Like

521
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,920
so might maybe one of the sailors gave it to it. Okay,

522
00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:51,400
coum Spain. Here we go, Here we go, lock it. Okay,

523
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,079
So there's a locket. There's a dude that Brandy loved.

524
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:57,119
Brady's a whore. I don't know that Brandy's a horse.

525
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,000
Doesn't get a chain for somebody a locker for another guy? No, No,

526
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,359
but I think it's the same guy. I don't know.

527
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:05,799
My head, I heard the same horror. Okay, you here

528
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:12,240
I hear horror. He horror. I was not taking horror.

529
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:18,240
I was taking hard working woman with a guy. But

530
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,440
this is what I loved. Listen, she's hardworking.

531
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: It came.

532
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:29,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, he came out of the gifts. Yea far away,

533
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:32,880
but he made it clear. But he made it clear. Bitch,

534
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,799
Now this is what I got. I never paid attention

535
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,759
to this. Listen, the cutout stud.

536
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 4: No, harror was his home.

537
00:28:42,359 --> 00:28:47,359
Speaker 2: I say, you're a fine girl. So this guy that

538
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,000
she's in love with dump. Well the guy just goes, Hey,

539
00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:54,400
the harbor is my home. You're not my home. Get out. Yeah,

540
00:28:54,839 --> 00:29:08,559
that's what he's up a dumpy. Holy shit, you got

541
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,920
dumped for the fucking ocean. You got fucking dumped for

542
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,680
the ocean. There's gotta be mermaids somewhere. What the fuck

543
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,799
is this guy doing. You've got somebody. You just said,

544
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,119
you make a fine wife. What a amazing woman you are.

545
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,480
I give you gifts and all this. You're getting gifts

546
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,680
for the guys. But to see, no, it's that one dude,

547
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,200
it's the sea. He fucking left her for the ocean.

548
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,000
How bad would that be? Like everybody always worries when

549
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,680
they get dumped. Is there somebody else. Are they richer

550
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,799
than me? Or they better looking than me? And whatever?

551
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,160
Right in your head, it's the fucking ocean. You know what.

552
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,920
The sea doesn't get what he doesn't get a period,

553
00:29:46,279 --> 00:29:49,680
He doesn't nag. Fuck you man, A hard Carriod doesn't nag.

554
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,920
Ship title, fucking waves?

555
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 3: What do you call?

556
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: I'll take it tight away over my wife, bitch at

557
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:57,799
any day of the week. I gotta play this now.

558
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,960
Somebody sent me this. This is the greatest. I'm so happy.

559
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:07,119
This is purely accidental, but this is happening right now.

560
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,640
But this is fucking fantastic because we got the song

561
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,000
and then Kevin brings that up, and uh, how do

562
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,079
I can I see my message? Yeah? Here we go?

563
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:25,880
I got this on Instagram yesterday from Ellie. Hello, is

564
00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:29,559
ready for this? Here it comes? Wait? Can I get

565
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:34,440
to play? Here we go? All right? I've been let

566
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,720
it go through once and then I'll it'll restart and

567
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,480
I can play it sending in the volume one this

568
00:30:39,559 --> 00:30:42,200
is can you take out the trash? Yes? Just give

569
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,960
me two minutes. Sign I'll just do it myself. You

570
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:48,119
fucking lazy pays a fucking ship, you fucking pussy ass. Bitch,

571
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,519
get off your fucking ass, loser. You know she never

572
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:56,039
says that to me exactly. I go, oh my god,

573
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,680
now that you say you Kevin, I got it, Hurricane

574
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:08,519
fox du that's a category nine losty. She confair O

575
00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:10,319
shot the fallen rides.

576
00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:11,839
Speaker 3: She saw.

577
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:17,279
Speaker 2: That's right Joe, but he heard. Oh he was too,

578
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:22,480
He was always all he was an honest man.

579
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,039
Speaker 3: Brands starch.

580
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 2: She does your best to understand. She tries to love him.

581
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:33,359
You also see does after you're married. It's still blows.

582
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,359
My wife not so much.

583
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 4: Walks through a silent time and loves all.

584
00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: Its not all round.

585
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 2: She still comes such a sad say, such a sad,

586
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,559
sad brand day.

587
00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 5: You're a fine, you're the best, the best, my love

588
00:31:55,119 --> 00:31:57,759
and my lady, it's the same.

589
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,319
Speaker 2: I bet it's because she can only say things. Can't

590
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:05,400
cook for shit, it doesn't clean, doesn't cook. I don't

591
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,480
know why I picked up. As soon as I hung

592
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,240
up the phone, like the call ended, that part of

593
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,599
the song came. I go, wait what And somehow I'm

594
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,200
like really paying attention And I don't know why. For

595
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:19,400
years I never realized Brandy got dumped and she's walking

596
00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:22,160
through a quiet town in love with a man she'll

597
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,319
never see walk Ashame she got laid first Sunday morning,

598
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:29,640
walking shame. God damn, how did looking Glass? They couldn't

599
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,400
have written that. That's a great song. It's got to

600
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,799
be like an old timey sailor song or something that

601
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,880
has to be There's no fucking way, looking Glass. Have

602
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,599
you seen these guys? Yeah, Dad, there's no way. They

603
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,920
didn't write that. I had. I had some really good

604
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,920
ones tonight. First the game, Yeah, Mark, trip up. I

605
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,079
was gonna trip up Mark because I get the very

606
00:32:52,119 --> 00:32:54,599
first one. I don't think either one of you are

607
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:59,680
gonna get. We'll hold it because I'm holding it. But

608
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,920
that that just maybe is the Star, the UK Star

609
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,279
is at the equivalent of, uh, what would be the

610
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:12,279
what used to be the Inquired, the World or the

611
00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:15,039
weekly World News. Okay, because I saw an article in

612
00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:22,319
there today attributing a scientist, Harvard scientist, physicists maybe talking

613
00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:26,039
about aliens, and since we're just talking about you know,

614
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,759
love or whatever, that they believe that whatever this comment

615
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,119
is that's coming close is actually a spaceship and they've

616
00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:35,599
already sent Jettis out. We probably won't even know that

617
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,720
they're they're here, They're they're studying us, they're looking at

618
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:41,400
us from Afar or whatever like that. There isn't a

619
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,240
comment that the crash people were looking at from years ago?

620
00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:48,680
Is it that ever come? No, this is I think

621
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,759
it goes by Ai. Yeah, alien ship will hide from

622
00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:55,200
humans when it's close closes in on Earth before Christmas.

623
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:02,359
Harvard astrophysicist Avy Lobe. I think this is Loeb has

624
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,759
claimed the alien ship and this is three to one

625
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,680
at Lias. I thought that was the name of the

626
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:10,360
comment because people were calling it Ai at List. But

627
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,400
I think it's three to one at List. Anyway, we'll

628
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,719
hide from humans when it closes on Earth before Christmas.

629
00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:18,239
And then he says, here, seven jets with the glowing

630
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,840
halo have already left in large glowing halo expanding out

631
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,360
to a half million kilometers with its here's the thing, like,

632
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:28,519
we look at this stuff and you see this guy

633
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,400
and they're calling him a cook and a nut, and

634
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,000
it's in the Daily Star. But I go, what if

635
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,719
he's right? But here's the thing with aliens and all

636
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,320
this shit. They don't ever land in like Times Square. No,

637
00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:44,639
it's always New Mexico. The desert in fucking Arizona. Sometimes

638
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:47,920
in Florida. If you're out there and you're trying to

639
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,800
get seen, Yeah, go to Times Square. Oh, I know,

640
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,760
it'll probably look normal in Times Square. Yeah. Now, I

641
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,519
can't tell if this is made up, if this guy

642
00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:59,159
did it, but uh, he goes on and on, and

643
00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:01,960
so here's what I thinking. That we always heard about

644
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,679
aliens taking you up and probing you and doing this

645
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:10,079
kind of shit, and I don't I would I surprise

646
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,440
the toothless that he doesn't have an alien probing story.

647
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:18,159
That honestly shocks me everything at that, dude, Spencer, how

648
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:23,400
does he not have an alien anal probing story? It was?

649
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:25,880
And to another extent, how does Randy not have one?

650
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:29,719
I don't know, Randy. I'll do a one on one

651
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:36,079
with Randy that'll drop this week. That's so funny, all right.

652
00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:38,840
So I just don't think that that's the case. There

653
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,880
are people out there, and I'll just put this forth

654
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,639
because I don't know. We were always taught evolution, evolution, evolution,

655
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:49,079
I will say, I think things are still evolving. I

656
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:51,440
think we do evolve. There are people who tell you

657
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,119
that things like autism may be part of the evolution

658
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,079
of our species. I don't come is that it is,

659
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,280
Daniel tell you, yeah, so so I'm not really sure. Okay,

660
00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:08,559
but here's there are those that believe that there was

661
00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:11,159
a planet that was low on resources. They came here,

662
00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:14,800
they needed help getting the resources off our planet, so

663
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:20,079
they cross bread aliens with whatever was their cavement, whatever,

664
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,280
right the closest to the apes. The thing is like,

665
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,679
when animals evolved, do we get to see the same animal?

666
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:28,559
Do you understand what I'm saying. I don't know if

667
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:32,079
I'm making sense. The wooly mammoth probably became the elephant, right,

668
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:33,960
they look very similar, right, But we don't still have

669
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,320
wooly mammoths on the planet. I mean, they're talking about

670
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,000
bringing them back and doing all this shit. Okay, but

671
00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:40,920
they have to bring it. They have to bring it back, right,

672
00:36:41,079 --> 00:36:42,840
they have to bring it back. So I'm going, so

673
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,400
that's the case. So how is it that we are

674
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,000
the closest to chimpanzees. I think we're like there's a

675
00:36:49,039 --> 00:36:52,840
chromosome maybe something in there that's just off. I went

676
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,880
to the zoo and I looked at the orangutangs and

677
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,760
it looked like a relative. It really did I go,

678
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,159
Oh my god, fling of the one jacking off, the

679
00:36:59,199 --> 00:37:03,039
one jacking off? So I I go, but how is

680
00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:05,320
it that they're still here doing their thing and we're

681
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,199
over here doing our thing? Could there have been I mean,

682
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,239
maybe they're right. I don't know who is the ugly

683
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:17,039
broad though? That took it from the monkey? Was it Brandy? Yeah,

684
00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:19,800
she's lonely, she's walking around up she got nothing, she

685
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,119
got no, she got a poor Brandy. I feel bad

686
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,559
for Brandy. I've never listened to that song. I will

687
00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:29,119
never hear it the same again. That's the problem. I

688
00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:33,400
will never hear it the same again. So I watched it.

689
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,320
I'm looking at this. I go, this is I don't know,

690
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,320
because it's a it's a jokey thing. But are we

691
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,840
selfish to think that there's nothing else out there? The

692
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,960
galaxy is fucking huge. We don't know there's I mean,

693
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:46,280
they're saying this thing's gonna be two hundred and thirty

694
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,199
six kilometers away from I don't know, or two hundred

695
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:53,159
and thirty six million kilometers. I who can travel us all?

696
00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:55,480
First of all, fuck that we're not this is America.

697
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:57,320
Don't use fucking metrics. Tell me how many miles. A

698
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,440
say that all the time. Tell me how many fucking

699
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,000
miles it is. I say that I'm that snoodie, but

700
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,400
I'm not. The rest of the world tell me miles yep.

701
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:07,519
I uh so, I'm like going that that that's kind

702
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:10,559
of crazy. And I don't know about these anal probe stories,

703
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,280
but I wonder if they're even walking among us. Could

704
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,360
there be people with more DNA different DNAs? I don't know.

705
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,559
Maybe you are at Ellien. I probably am uh or

706
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:30,119
or a hypen probe. So then I'm so, I'm just

707
00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:33,760
killing time at lunch and just sitting in a room.

708
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,320
Look scroll on the internet, and I find a story

709
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:42,679
that a woman with no brain. So all women, how

710
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,039
dare you? Uh? Turned now as Brandy? So everyoneman okay

711
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,639
turned turned twenty And apparently this, this, and this shows

712
00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:54,480
you how fucking powerful the brain is. Hold on, I'm

713
00:38:54,519 --> 00:38:56,159
talking out before you go in for the Are you

714
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,440
sure you weren't just catching an ad for Wicked? Well? Wait,

715
00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:03,400
because there isn't. There. There is an ad that I'm

716
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,079
gonna get to that I see at the bottom of

717
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:06,880
the page. And then I had to go look at that.

718
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,239
I'm thinking you caught an ad for Wicked. It's the scarecrow.

719
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,840
I just want you to here's the logic. Here's how

720
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,519
my brain was working. I'm looking through stuff and I

721
00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:18,960
see this story about the Harvard astrophysicists and the fact

722
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,480
that he's saying that that's not a comment. Really, that's

723
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,000
a spaceship and they're coming to look and blah blah blah,

724
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,800
and we may not even know they're here or near us. Okay,

725
00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:29,440
your search history on your phone. Bariza's got to have

726
00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:33,519
a fucking blast going from Stockborn to fucking alien probing

727
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:38,159
astrophysicists to abroad with no brain going on. So then

728
00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:42,360
I see this article in the New York Post and

729
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,320
it says I think someone else had posted somewhere because

730
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,280
I didn't. I wasn't on the Post website, and they go, uh,

731
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,000
with no brain turns twenty, they put her on page,

732
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,440
put her in Congress or something. I know. So this

733
00:39:55,639 --> 00:39:58,559
is a real story. In Oklahoma, a young girl was

734
00:39:58,679 --> 00:40:01,559
born and they her parents were told you is typical.

735
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,760
And then at a few months they were doing something

736
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,760
and there's something called like it's not encephalitis, but it

737
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,719
was something with the brain and she has her brain

738
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,559
is pinky sized, so she can't speak, so and she

739
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,840
can't open her eyes, and they said, but she can,

740
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,800
but there's enough in there that she's functioning. She's breathing.

741
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,519
She says, I don't even think she can really move

742
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:30,000
her body, but her fourteen year old brother says yeah.

743
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:32,639
And she can really tell when people are stressed out

744
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,079
or something. She can almost feel that, which goes back

745
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:39,000
to like the telepathy tapes. If you've listened to this podcast,

746
00:40:39,079 --> 00:40:43,639
it's very interesting about nonverbal children and they that some

747
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,440
of the parents say they're telepathic. But in order for

748
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:50,480
science to say telepathy is such a thing, it couldn't

749
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,760
be your wife and your kid that have telepathy. But

750
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,199
who would I have telepathy with? Probably the person I'm

751
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,360
closest with or whoever, you know what I mean. So,

752
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,000
but you can't do that for scientific purposes. It has

753
00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:04,599
to be a neutral third party. So it couldn't be

754
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:08,519
like because there's Tyler's teen, there's twins, yes, and they've

755
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,960
both been injured at different parts of the year, right,

756
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,440
and I've been busting the one the dad's balls, and

757
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,480
you know, did did row and feel that one when

758
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,800
got a fucking drill. So that's a good question. So

759
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:23,039
I'm reading this and I go, that's kind of amazing

760
00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:26,440
because it goes back to my weird theories of everything

761
00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:29,199
is energy, and you can feel people's energy. And I

762
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,480
love when people go, God damn, don't go near him today.

763
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,320
He's in a fucking mood. I didn't even talk to him.

764
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,079
You feel it when I walk by. That's energy that

765
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,119
we all do it. I could smell your energy when

766
00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:42,639
I walked in the door tonight. Could you Yes? The

767
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,320
fuck you? You couldn't? And then you and then you

768
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,639
announced it. Well I announced it to you. I I

769
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,119
don't know what happened. I got. I made that Mexican

770
00:41:51,159 --> 00:41:53,760
you've been eaten. I I've been calling these things I

771
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,039
make for Jameson. I called the half assed burrito ball.

772
00:41:58,159 --> 00:41:59,800
It's all that blonde you've been eaten. So I've been.

773
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:03,880
So I took chicken and I cut up some chicken

774
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,400
breast and I tossed it with olive oil and taco seasoning,

775
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:16,360
and then I cooked it. And then I added rice, beans, corn, salsa, quawk,

776
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,559
and some avocado as well on top of the quak.

777
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,000
I like because guak is usually flavored can be a

778
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:26,639
little like Southwest and avocado is just kind of plain.

779
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,719
So I mixed that all up and then I cook.

780
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,119
Kevin comes in here. But the worst was in the

781
00:42:32,199 --> 00:42:35,239
fucking car and all down the window because I got

782
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,320
this gass yourself. So wait, hang on, look at the

783
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,559
coat behind you. It's a it's like an old pa

784
00:42:40,639 --> 00:42:42,760
It's a peacoat kind of thing right comes down below

785
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,000
your ass. It fucking trapped everything I moved, and a

786
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:49,880
big gust came up, like up up my nasal cavity.

787
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,719
I hadn't fucking roll that. It's like, got that long

788
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,360
pea coat keeps you warm? What the fuck? So I'm

789
00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:02,000
driving here and you know how cold it is. I

790
00:43:02,119 --> 00:43:07,679
have a window down, all right. All I'm saying is,

791
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,840
could there be something happening in this world that we

792
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,920
don't know? Aliens people with a pinky sized brain being

793
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,880
able to function and actually somehow communicate through their energy

794
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,440
and things. And that led me. We'll take a moment

795
00:43:23,599 --> 00:43:27,400
to something I am so so excited to ask you about.

796
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: Dar.

797
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 2: It was an ad at the bottom of a page

798
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that I'm going, really, okay, let me see what this is.

799
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,880
I haven't had a boner for four hours. Okay, okay,

800
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it does involve boners. It does says it gives you

801
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better boners. All right, but it's not what you're thinking.

802
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829
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834
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835
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837
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i like. THE guy i think he's. VERY talented i

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don't UNDERSTAND why i can't appreciate someone's art without. Getting

839
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,199
mocked THAT'S what i don't. Get that you know what is.

840
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Going on you're just mad because we macked you before

841
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you could. Mock US so i at the bottom of

842
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one of. THESE articles i need a bottle opener for.

843
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This hair, hold on you got one rate in. Your

844
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POCKET always i didn't realize this stella was not. A

845
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twit excuse ME while i whipped. THIS up i have,

846
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One TOO but, i, think yeah oh you have let

847
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me use my penis that pop your beer open? Real

848
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quick there. You go that was. The worst wait for

849
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it to go. Splashing over you got a hold of

850
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:11,400
it with the. Other, HAND no. I DIDN'T so i see.

851
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:18,039
This thing This Is Men's Prostate, awareness, month, Right, Okay

852
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,039
november and it was always a. Big DEAL when i

853
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:23,280
was on. The radio you Had Like sheriff baxter came

854
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,079
in because he had lived with some prostate issues. And

855
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things was very vocal, about that supporting. Men's HEALTH and

856
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,599
i always find it very funny when they would go No.

857
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,760
Shave November so, i'm LIKE so i have to look

858
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,840
at your face and think of, my asshole because that's

859
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,280
how you get to the. Prostate, right so AND then

860
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i have A friend i will not name you know

861
00:47:43,559 --> 00:47:47,119
this person, as WELL who's i found out they had,

862
00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:51,559
prostate cancer caught it. Really EARLY but i haven't connected

863
00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:54,000
with them to talk. About IT but i think it

864
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:59,119
freaked him out all but it's. Not him SO then

865
00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:01,360
i see this thing that and it looks like at

866
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,199
the bottom of one of. THE articles. I think i

867
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,119
don't think it WAS the i think it was the. Brainless,

868
00:48:06,199 --> 00:48:11,760
chick okay best kind of, check ever, doesn't talk doesn't.

869
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,800
There anything it looks like a sex toy and it

870
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:19,920
goes support. Prostate Wellness so i'm like what AND then

871
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i go down and then it Says in firmer erections

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to stick a finger. Up there they gotta put they gotta.

875
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Get toy that just. Getting, lazy now what of the

876
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fucking brandy?

877
00:48:44,039 --> 00:48:44,199
Speaker 1: Got?

878
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: Laughed amore this is. A HOLE but i didn't even

879
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know it's a. Prostate, massager now when you ever had?

880
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IT milked i. Have Not, h Yes while i've been

881
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to the doctor where, they push h have you ever?

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00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,559
HAD it i. Have not apparently, you have it's. SUPPOSED

883
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to i, have Not but i've Been, TOLD okay i

884
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was told by a gay. Guy once if you haven't

885
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had an organora until you've had your, PROSTATE massaged i

886
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don't know what. That, MEANS like i can't imagine what are?

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They doing SUCK if, I dick I always i. Got

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it Can't believe i'm, Saying This so i'm looking at.

889
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It filthy i'm looking at this enhanced prostate comfort, at

890
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home and they're showing you this device and they can.

891
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Bend it it's like all but it looks like an

892
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,000
it looks like a sex toy and then it goes,

893
00:49:35,119 --> 00:49:37,840
get erect. Stay erect, i'm like does it have to

894
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,400
be in you in order for it to make? You erect.

895
00:49:41,559 --> 00:49:43,679
Probably not do you have to get a finger inside

896
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,280
a girl to GET the g spot and you gotta get?

897
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,440
It inside did you get? The, no, NO no i.

898
00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:50,800
Understand that, but LIKE am i massaging my prostate like,

899
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For example, Kegel, exercises right here's the if the girls got,

900
00:49:56,679 --> 00:50:00,639
a vagina the guy's probably got. A, boner yes but

901
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,280
the problem is you may not be able to keep.

902
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That boner now, that's, Happened people i'll stop. Drinking, something

903
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well that may be part OF why i had, that

904
00:50:08,119 --> 00:50:11,000
problem but that's not everybody that's. Not everybody i've never

905
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had a problem. With that you never had a problem

906
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with the drinking. At all keeping. My, Bone no i'm.

907
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A man I think i think for me there there

908
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you just start thinking. ABOUT baseball i think there's been

909
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moments for Me where, i'm like where the FUCK am? I?

910
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In ONE am? I doing like you come out of?

911
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This phase you go get? The, Fuck no i've been

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there many. Years ago Uh, Uh yeah so this thing,

913
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would GO like, i go first, of all would you

914
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do would you do this? To yourself would you ask

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your wife to? Help you if she? Loves you and

916
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it's a way to get the way to keep you,

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know see this is. The thing, it's like here's the

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fucking sample wallet's? Up, there okay as we could make

931
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all the Sophomore and i'm not saying you're, Doing that

932
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,519
that's NOT what, i mean but you can make a

933
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lot of sophomore jokes. About THIS but i would really

934
00:51:55,039 --> 00:51:57,840
like to talk to someone. WHO'S educated i would love

935
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,559
to find a urologist who would be to come on

936
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:06,039
the podcast and talk about men's, health prostate how we're seeing.

937
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:08,440
AN increase i think we're seeing it younger and younger.

938
00:52:08,599 --> 00:52:12,920
In people and do does shit like? This work because

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there isn't one GUY that i KNOW that i hang

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out with that, would go, oh YEAH but i don't

941
00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:22,679
understand what this is helping with it's supposed. To HELP

942
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,199
so i think what it does is sometimes when your prostate,

943
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,639
gets swollen you, press it you. Work it it kind

944
00:52:30,679 --> 00:52:33,239
of massages out whatever the infection is in there or

945
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,679
whatever is making it big and hot like. A bagel i,

946
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,760
don't know but how often you got to shove this

947
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thing up? A key that's THE questions i. Don't know

948
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Is THAT jerry usa says, it's thin which makes it

949
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not as invasive as some, wider toys and the length

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is perfect for my clients who want to work on

951
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deep prostate healing and need something to target. All areas

952
00:52:59,039 --> 00:53:02,239
this Is something i'd recommend to them, for that especially.

953
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Verified customer could you imagine Walking in you're laying ear

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ear laying, at home, just chilling and you. Got this

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you're just laying on, your stomach watching, your phone watching

956
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the watching the TikTok, or something this fucking straw hanging out,

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your asshole and your wife comes. Walking, in yeah it'd

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you that she's gonna come in to, be, like oh

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mean when we had manscaped to, the sponsor they had

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a different version of the dick. Cut haircutter they had

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five or six different versions within like. Two years yes.

969
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saw this AD and I went god DAMN because i

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looked something UP that i thought might be a scam the.

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was curious and was. A scam they broke it down on,

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like YouTube like seven. Different videos how it was. A

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the malto is. A scam. M ah i clicked the

987
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link on this and set it to MYSELF so i

988
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can remember to talk about you're gonna start, getting, messaged

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well IT says. FDA wrenched i, probably WILL. Won't, i

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yeah use the code extra. Twenty folks oh what is? It,

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real no that was listening to The code oh. Extra,

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see this is a sex toy that doesn't seem like

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a lot. Of sales one hundred thousand and the one

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guy's had it for. Three years you can get the

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transole and TURN on espn at the. Same time stimulate

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up to three areas simultaneously by controlling three devices. At

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once only two hundred and fifty eight bucks three devices,

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AT once. I guess The multi lube plus remote they

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give you a loop and. It goes best value is

1007
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the guy gonna put?

1008
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Speaker 1: IT in i don't.

1009
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Speaker 2: This is this is CRAZY now I now i have to.

1010
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KNOW more i need to know so much about. THIS

1011
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product i need to know who's who's, used it the

1012
00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:46,559
science they give you the they even give you the science.

1013
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:51,760
Multi devices well look it's it's like a massager for.

1014
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,840
THE product i just never, seen that and it caught

1015
00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:01,599
me because It's Uh Men's Prostate. Awareness month say so there.

1016
00:57:01,639 --> 00:57:07,960
You go are you? Finding? This no does you spell?

1017
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It RIGHT M o L t o says it's designed

1018
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by leading your Alla, es okay, oh no it's. Something

1019
00:57:18,199 --> 00:57:24,639
different uh uh, all right, well jesus they don't make it.

1020
00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:28,360
Easy looking that's, not it? Is it because if, THAT'S it,

1021
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,039
I know i ain't. Putting anything it's just. The slimmest

1022
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:37,880
that's the fucking the slimmest. Rental. WRECKER yeah i think

1023
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,239
my father used to tell. A joke i went to,

1024
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,519
the doctor had my. Prostate checked, he said, don't worry

1025
00:57:41,599 --> 00:57:44,079
my fingers. ARE slender, i, said well why don't you? Use?

1026
00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:50,079
Two like what? The fuck who? Says that so? That's

1027
00:57:50,119 --> 00:57:52,360
it you get It on amazon you can get It

1028
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,960
on amazon how much two Nine on amazon or or

1029
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thirty forty three for six. Monthly payments don't fuck. With

1030
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:07,960
it it's not paid. Off yet there's. Prostate, supplements yeah

1031
00:58:08,119 --> 00:58:11,079
oh what do? They got what do? They HAVE and

1032
00:58:11,159 --> 00:58:13,519
i don't mean to, make fun because maybe there's somebody

1033
00:58:13,599 --> 00:58:16,559
that this really. WOULD benefit i just was kind of

1034
00:58:16,639 --> 00:58:21,760
surprised and it was at the end of some kind of.

1035
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,679
Tabloids article we're gonna, play, Prices right i'll give you

1036
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:29,039
the description of the, item, here OKAY and i can

1037
00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:31,280
even maybe give you. Some, highlights okay this is a

1038
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:36,599
red light therapy for mal portable wireless prostate therapy device.

1039
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,440
For men so it's a portable red. Light therapy i'll

1040
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,639
show you do they do? Red light is that one

1041
00:58:42,639 --> 00:58:45,480
OF the i see ladies wearing the mask and it kind?

1042
00:58:45,519 --> 00:58:47,400
Of glows is that red light therapy for? The? Skin

1043
00:58:48,079 --> 00:58:49,719
maybe but this is what it. Looks like oh it

1044
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:54,199
looks like an. Underwear, almost. Yeah okay it is designed

1045
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,320
to uses a. Wearable design you can. Wear it The

1046
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,199
Button Operational Simple community easy is the. Red light it's

1047
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:05,119
designed for malhealth USING six d and sixty nm and

1048
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eight hundred AND fifty nn is that nanometers wavelengths red

1049
00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:13,159
light help, improving endurance, fitness results has great positive effect

1050
00:59:13,559 --> 00:59:17,760
on treating urinary frequency, and urgency improving your. Sleeping quality

1051
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,880
you get a one year manufacturer's warranty, from purchase and

1052
00:59:22,039 --> 00:59:25,960
it is not a, medical device but does include, the

1053
00:59:26,039 --> 00:59:30,159
device a, user manual, a strap AND a. Usb cable

1054
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:37,320
how much for the? Red light the red light with

1055
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:43,920
the STRAP the? Usb cable gotta? Charge? It yeah how much? For?

1056
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,360
That god it's either one of, these ones? Is like

1057
00:59:50,159 --> 00:59:53,920
and it includes free Delivery. By, thursday Okay so i'm

1058
00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:00,280
gonna go it's it's not. That expensive i'm thinking could

1059
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,800
be seventy. Five dollars i'm going to say it's one

1060
01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:07,880
and twenty five dollars sixty Nine NINETY see i. Was, closer,

1061
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:13,000
yeah okay, all right you got. Another one they've got

1062
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:15,760
the malto with a bottle of lube for? Two. Eighteen

1063
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,239
yeah was that their? Best? Value though is that other? Customers,

1064
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:25,920
bought well it's clearly a. Sex toy and it was

1065
01:00:26,079 --> 01:00:27,880
a gay guy who said, to me you have not

1066
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had an orgasm until you've had one while having your

1067
01:00:30,719 --> 01:00:33,719
prostate milked. Or massage massage was what. He said how

1068
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let me give you one. More, hair okay here. We

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go lube applicator injectors with ten millimeter precise scale six

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point five. Inches long anal shooter whoa whoa with airproof

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silicone cat luber kit applicator, for men women. And, couples, whoa?

1072
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,960
Whoa whoa this just to shoot lube in? Your, butt

1073
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:59,039
yes or in the. A ja it's like a it's

1074
01:00:59,079 --> 01:01:02,360
like An air that would be the greatest fucking squirre.

1075
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,199
Gun ever that would be the greatest squirre gun. Ever

1076
01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:10,960
EVER if i took, THAT out i want it just a,

1077
01:01:11,039 --> 01:01:14,440
square gun just to take on so FOUL looking. I

1078
01:01:14,559 --> 01:01:16,880
might i might get You and laura each one of These,

1079
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,400
for christmas? All right So hang on also includes a

1080
01:01:20,519 --> 01:01:24,440
free two Day. Calivers, wednesday OKAY if i order it

1081
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,280
was in the Next four how much would you pay for?

1082
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:31,159
This one? Five, dollars no that's far. Too much and not,

1083
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,719
only that you'll get it by? What day you get It?

1084
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,039
By wednesday if you order the next four hours for

1085
01:01:36,239 --> 01:01:41,400
only thirty nine, ninety five you are on the. High

1086
01:01:41,519 --> 01:01:45,519
SIDE oh, i, am, yes really it's like nineteen ninety

1087
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:50,880
nine four dollars and ninety. Nine cents now you can

1088
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,639
also get the frequently, bought together which is. The, injector

1089
01:01:54,119 --> 01:01:58,159
yeah This is check's lube In your why, WOULD okay

1090
01:01:58,639 --> 01:02:02,159
i would. THINK you i would feel like entry is

1091
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:07,239
your most frictional point if you're, Going backdoor. I'm, believing,

1092
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,320
yeah yeah maybe it's the most frictional point. On. Everything

1093
01:02:11,679 --> 01:02:13,679
entry and if he comes to the bottle of of Of,

1094
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:21,960
Lube Life lube life and a bottle of, super SILK

1095
01:02:22,639 --> 01:02:24,599
which i don't know what super. Silk is it's a. Personal,

1096
01:02:24,719 --> 01:02:28,880
lubricit well oh it's another it's a oh, excuse me, come, lube,

1097
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,960
creamy thick white personal Water Based, jesus, christ alright this

1098
01:02:35,079 --> 01:02:40,079
one ringing in. The toilet, i'm sorry unscented and, unflavored kumloube,

1099
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:47,559
but creamy extra frothy for her. HER pleasure i FEEL

1100
01:02:47,559 --> 01:02:50,119
like i might be buying everybody on the show might

1101
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,440
be getting a. Lub injactor, oh god you, know what

1102
01:02:52,599 --> 01:02:55,079
the only one who should the order now use It?

1103
01:02:55,119 --> 01:02:58,599
For thanksgiving get it checked?

1104
01:02:58,599 --> 01:02:58,679
Speaker 4: Your?

1105
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 2: Turkey mom what are you sticking To the i'm putting

1106
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:06,079
butter in it with my. New gun how about How,

1107
01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:09,119
about okay you can only buy it from, one person

1108
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,960
like we should have a. Gift estape everybody. Goes around

1109
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:16,119
the only person that could get That. Is danny he

1110
01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:19,599
would have no clue to do with, exactly exactly but

1111
01:03:19,639 --> 01:03:21,360
it'd be it would. Be great and then WHEN am

1112
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:26,239
i getting? The book of course. You are it's Off

1113
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,840
the bejay's table in the. Center aisle when you kid

1114
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,079
it's a. GREAT book i love. That KID so I

1115
01:03:34,199 --> 01:03:38,559
feel i FEEL like i feel Like somehow laura would.

1116
01:03:38,639 --> 01:03:42,639
Use it she Would somehow laura would. Use it laura

1117
01:03:42,679 --> 01:03:45,320
would use it for what. It's been, no shit you.

1118
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,000
Fucking kidding but She is joe using on hers using

1119
01:03:49,039 --> 01:03:53,360
it that joke she's. TRAPPING on i. DON'T know i

1120
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,320
don't know because you won't me say. SHIP that. I know,

1121
01:03:56,719 --> 01:04:04,599
I'm going, oh god. All right maybe on, that note

1122
01:04:04,639 --> 01:04:06,760
we should just get the fuck out of. Here today

1123
01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:10,199
it's just. Too funny, OH wait, i thought can we do?

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One more of course we could do it? One more?

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1127
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asshole there there what seven seven ounce almost looks like

1128
01:04:29,519 --> 01:04:31,400
the thing you pull buggers out of a kid's. Nose with, oh.

1129
01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:33,880
Yeah yeah BUT when i was a, LITTLE kid i

1130
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,400
used to call it the whipper because it would whip

1131
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,320
them out and. It hurt but to shoot u up,

1132
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,880
your asshole to douche? Your asshole, oh god the fuck

1133
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,639
are people doing? Back there, like seriously you don't take

1134
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,000
you don't take care of. YOUR backside i have not shot.

1135
01:04:47,119 --> 01:04:49,840
Anything else whether you got, a bleach you. GOTTA clean

1136
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,760
i heard about, the BLEACHING but i thought it was born.

1137
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,760
Stars only you gotta keep. IT tight i did know

1138
01:04:55,840 --> 01:05:00,159
a girl that sent a picture of her be all

1139
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:03,039
cute in the early days of, cell, phones right and

1140
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,840
she took a picture like in, the mirror and it was.

1141
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:08,400
Her backside she's, completely naked but all you really saw

1142
01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:11,800
was over the soul in. Her backside what was in,

1143
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:16,679
The background what was in? The background these assholes fucking go,

1144
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,079
to me what do? You see and we call her

1145
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:22,000
peanut butter butt because it was just brown like. THAT

1146
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:35,159
around i don't know, her name like it's it was

1147
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,000
like boostin like not like like a permanent like almost

1148
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:40,519
like a permanent stand like it was there for a

1149
01:05:40,599 --> 01:05:42,679
while and just it just kind of. Hung on it

1150
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,400
was like it was like A, Beige hey, i'm here,

1151
01:05:45,639 --> 01:05:48,039
you know it was, like beige like. Peanut butter but

1152
01:05:48,159 --> 01:05:49,760
it was like everything was white and then it was.

1153
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:54,559
Like beige, and oh that's why people. Bleach it, that's

1154
01:05:54,639 --> 01:05:57,559
why because they get peanut. Butter BUTT but i don't

1155
01:05:57,559 --> 01:06:02,239
even know this. Girl's name oh so. Fucking horrible don't

1156
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,320
send pictures? To anybody can we not? Learn this, but

1157
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,360
now don't be sending. DICK pics, a guy stop sending.

1158
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,760
DICK pics i don't know how women look. At that

1159
01:06:11,559 --> 01:06:13,880
most of the women that are getting, dick, pics honestly

1160
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,360
it's some forty five year old divorcee and you're sending

1161
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,679
it to another divorce who may be sitting with, her

1162
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,760
children and you're she's. Opened up it's a fifty five

1163
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:27,400
year old never married to a forty. Year old it

1164
01:06:27,639 --> 01:06:33,119
used to. BE herr i don't know what's? Going on?

1165
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,719
All right how much for the anal because this might

1166
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,960
BE something i might Get for Helman. For, christmas see

1167
01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:43,079
if you're saying you're buying all this Stuff, FOR christmas i,

1168
01:06:43,159 --> 01:06:45,639
gotta GO like i wanted. TO say i don't know

1169
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,719
why twenty three ninety nine is in. My, MIND oh

1170
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,960
i fought a, better one but it might. Be fifth

1171
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:53,280
i'm Thinking fIF i'm gonna go twenty three. Ninety nine

1172
01:06:53,519 --> 01:06:57,800
it is eight, ninety nine eight. Ninety NINE but i

1173
01:06:58,159 --> 01:07:00,719
just FIND a i just just find a mechanical one

1174
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:06,480
so you can ride. The bull you need to ride.

1175
01:07:06,519 --> 01:07:10,280
The BULL oh i did learn, something today completely off

1176
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,119
since you're talking about riding, the Bull because i'm assuming.

1177
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:16,400
That's electric i'm, assuming, yeah. Yeah REMOTE so i found.

1178
01:07:16,559 --> 01:07:20,840
FREE speeds i found out there's a, Car that, holy

1179
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:25,239
fuck there is a CAR that i don't. THINK anybody

1180
01:07:25,599 --> 01:07:29,639
i don't know anybody that, would maybe Well maybe Kevin.

1181
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:36,159
Van wauckenberg but the By D yang wang Yang wangoh

1182
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,960
U nine extreme sounds like a, sex toy sounds like a,

1183
01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:44,440
rice burner sounds. Like, it, yeah well The byd Yang

1184
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:48,440
wang U nine extreme, is, fast furious fastest car in.

1185
01:07:48,519 --> 01:07:52,719
The World so i'm watching video of this car and

1186
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:56,719
they get on a track. They're racing they get up

1187
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:01,199
to three hundred and eight zero point four to four miles,

1188
01:08:01,239 --> 01:08:06,719
per hour which is like the fastest on. A track

1189
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,639
it's not even the, straight away and then they're going turns.

1190
01:08:08,679 --> 01:08:10,119
And everything so you see it go down and you,

1191
01:08:10,199 --> 01:08:15,480
go Up and i'm going that car is really quiet

1192
01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:20,520
Because any ferrari It's an asian characters an exhaust. On,

1193
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,119
it well this Is what, I'm THINKING like i didn't

1194
01:08:23,119 --> 01:08:24,760
know it Was an asian thought that was against. THE

1195
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,279
rule i just look because Because the bugatti was the

1196
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,640
fastest car in the WORLD and i had the top

1197
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,439
speed RECORD and i think it was like three hundred

1198
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,399
eight point four two and maybe this is three hundred

1199
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:36,800
eight point. Four Four so i'm watching THIS and, I,

1200
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,520
go god it's. So quiet all you hear is the

1201
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,720
win like. The air but you're moving at three hundred miles.

1202
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,600
An hour of course there's gonna be some, you know wind.

1203
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:49,600
Resistant noise it's an. Electric car the fully electric car

1204
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:53,199
means made By. The chinese well zero. TO sixty i

1205
01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:55,159
say all, the time you could have The greatest ferrari in.

1206
01:08:55,199 --> 01:08:57,600
The WORLD but i tell you some mom in an

1207
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,840
electric rivion is going to beat you to the next

1208
01:09:00,079 --> 01:09:03,800
light because it. Just is they're that it's like instantaneous

1209
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,520
with The electric but this is the. Fastest car it's

1210
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,920
the b Y d yang wang unite EXTREME and i

1211
01:09:10,039 --> 01:09:12,119
think you weren't sure that that Was an. Asian car

1212
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:17,960
you weren't sure what But the yang And. The, wang

1213
01:09:18,159 --> 01:09:19,399
no you KNOW what i thought. It was and this

1214
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:20,960
is where, IT said, i, go oh it Must. BE

1215
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:25,399
japanese i didn't Think the Chinese. Were? Chinese, asian, WELL

1216
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:29,039
yes i, got That. But Asian but japan makes, great cars.

1217
01:09:29,119 --> 01:09:31,000
They do they make some pretty. Good cars they Did.

1218
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,720
At nissan there were, good cars THE z a lot

1219
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,119
of people love. That car i'm. Not, disputing, no. No

1220
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:38,039
no so THAT'S why i Didn't. THINK china i don't

1221
01:09:38,079 --> 01:09:39,920
know any Cars. FROM china i couldn't think Of ANY

1222
01:09:40,039 --> 01:09:44,359
chinese i Ever. SAID china I. Said, ASIAN well i

1223
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,359
Just said chinese guy. Driving, it, hell yes so it

1224
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,800
Is a it Is a, chinese CAR and i think

1225
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,880
the Guy WHO but i thought THAT was. I thought

1226
01:09:52,079 --> 01:09:53,760
i Thought the asian rules were you had to have

1227
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,319
no exhaust. ON there i thought you had to hear

1228
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:58,920
it coming from a mile and a. Half, AWAY oh i.

1229
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,680
DIDN'T know i thought that was like a Law in.

1230
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,359
China ANYWHERE oh i. Don't, know, oh oh because, YOU

1231
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,880
here i got you making a rice. BURNER joke i.

1232
01:10:07,039 --> 01:10:08,920
Got it that was a little slowan the pick? Up,

1233
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:13,079
there sorry, wake up, wake up? Wake up, all right

1234
01:10:13,119 --> 01:10:14,800
this has, Been. Fun kevin it's nice to. See you

1235
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,760
it's better like, UH oh i guess it's only been.

1236
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:21,479
A Week, jesus christ it. Feels longer there's been lots

1237
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,760
of unfolded in that amount. OF time i. Don't know you're,

1238
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,920
bleaching ASSHOLES and i haven't pleasures. UP times i haven't.

1239
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:35,000
BLEACHED anything i have done an An Injector christmas Now

1240
01:10:35,279 --> 01:10:38,840
now I've got i've gone Quarter Zip john hyatt sign.

1241
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:42,319
Anal Injector i'm. I'm winning you KNOW what i want

1242
01:10:42,359 --> 01:10:44,520
to do so badly NOW is i want to give

1243
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,079
my mom a stocking full of this ship and let

1244
01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:49,439
her see if she could figure out what. To do

1245
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,920
you got a? Video? Though why why is? This funny?

1246
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,520
To me. IT'S terrible i bet you your brother would go. In,

1247
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,359
HALF no i guarantee you, don't know oh that he

1248
01:11:00,399 --> 01:11:03,640
would guarantee your brother wouldn't because it was. His idea

1249
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,920
he would. Do it he would absolutely want the house percent.

1250
01:11:06,039 --> 01:11:07,880
GOING happen i, DON'T know i don't know if. You would,

1251
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:09,720
all right let's get out. Of here it was a

1252
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:14,439
lot of fun to enjoy that H, for kevin and,

1253
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,079
hey man shout out to. Your kid. That's amazing what

1254
01:11:17,199 --> 01:11:20,119
he's doing is really really got to make him. Feel

1255
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:22,640
Great and i'm still working at another thing we talked

1256
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,800
about with. Certain someone you give me the. Number four,

1257
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,079
oh okay. YEAH cool i just got to find a

1258
01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:30,760
free date that works, for hiving a date that works.

1259
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,880
For us don't. Don't worry and, you know if even

1260
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,079
weekend or something, works better we can make that Happen.

1261
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,079
For kevin you Are On, Bill moran we'll see. You

1262
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:43,319
tomorrow see if they were looking to borrow a

1263
01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:44,640
Speaker 3: Kind of Night with tennessee