Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka.
Speaker 2: We call it a podcast from the Mac of All
Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler, Dots
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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thank you for getting your pot on. Thank you for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about
the pirate ship. Danny's here, lots of things to talk.
Speaker 3: About with Danny, Laura's here.
Speaker 1: And I think there's been a new record set in
Uh I think I do. I think a new record Okay,
because I used to do this on the radio. Whose
kids already in trouble at school? Whose kid's already in
trouble at school, Whose wife's already in trouble at school?
Oh no, I'm just checking everything's good.
Speaker 3: Principal wanted a paddle her.
Speaker 4: No, she comes hold today? Ago?
Speaker 1: How you doing? I go only one hundred and seventy
nine more days ago.
Speaker 3: But that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired.
Speaker 5: That was my reaction around eleven am this morning when
I got a call from the principal's office that my
seven year old punched another kid in the back.
Speaker 6: Second day of second grade?
Speaker 1: Oh man in the back raised it was a hour.
It's his father's side, right, wow, yep, already what was
a kid doing? Was there reason? Why did?
Speaker 6: I talked to Cam? And I was like, how was
how was school today? It was good? Mommy. I was like,
did you get in trouble?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I was like, did you not hit someone? Who's like?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: It was light?
Speaker 5: But then I got it out of him and I
was like why. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I was mad, Oh.
Speaker 3: Kid had more stylish clothes.
Speaker 1: What's the problem.
Speaker 5: No, I mean Cam has impulse control behavior issues, so
I think he probably was frustrated in a moment and
found the nearest kid next to him and punched him.
Then I just found out as I was pulling in
that it's one of his best friends in his class.
Speaker 1: All right, wow, boys, this is what happens with boys.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 6: Just had to apologize to the monk.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, that thing. Yeah. I remember once because
I always figured like boys getting little scraps and stuff.
Speaker 3: And I remember being.
Speaker 1: A young guy and I was playing with my buddy
up the street and he and I got into it
and he swung at me. Or something, and I grabbed
them and I flipped them over my back into a stream.
He was all wet and he's crying and he went inside.
So I was crying because I didn't want to be
in trouble for hurting him and all adrenaline. Yeah, well
the adrenaline, but it was like I didn't want to
be in trouble too. And he's like, your mom's in here,
and I'm like fuck. And then uh, fast forward a
bunch of years and and this mom, I mean, she
had five kids, four boys, and she's like, well, you know, basically,
rub some dirt, nkuld go outside and play. Uh. We
were up at a camp once and there was a
little scrap between one of my guys and neighbors who
lived across the street. We were at a third neighbor
had a cottage up on Salmon River, and we were
all up there and this mom and I are talking.
She was and I said, uh, I had you know Jackson,
that's my kid, and her kid got into it.
Speaker 3: And then she goes, oh, I didn't know about this.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I guess Jackson like, uh, you know,
her kid like either swung at him or something. So
Jackson shoved him and he went down and into the water.
That mom wouldn't talk to us for probably the better
part of a couple months because I because I basically went,
it's boys. Yeah, you know what I mean, like, give
it five minutes. It's like a it's like a Florida
thunderstorm with little boys. There's a fight, and then there's
nothing and world that did not that did not Yeah,
that didn't.
Speaker 3: Fly with that.
Speaker 5: I already asked him and he said like, oh yeah,
me and his friend Anthony, we were fine the rest
of the day.
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, but I mean in.
Speaker 5: Kindergarten, this kid, he is, he gets a little frustrated.
In kindergarten, he punched a fourth grader in the face.
Your kid, yeah, well no, he stole he stole his
winter hat on the playgrounds. I was like, okay, well
that's a little validated. You still can't punch people. But
like you know, but second day of school, Yeah, already
going to be labeled the naughty kid.
Speaker 1: Wow. I love it. I love it because Jamison today
started at Minerve of de Land.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: He's home sleeping currently, so I've been trying to make
it so we have dinner and so I read home
made dinner. We sat at the table and then he
went right back crashing on the CA. I cleaned up
and came back here and he, uh, but he had
to have his right drip today. So we wound up
going to the plug where he bought. And he's very
into rap culture, yes and deep. If you listened to
yesterday's podcast, you know he and I got into it
a little bit about rap culture. And I was trying
to just say that because he was telling me that
the Doctor Dre is trash and could Doctor Drake come
up with a beat like this? And I said, it
doesn't matter. Doctor Dre paved the way, like the Space Program,
we don't have Elon Musk flying shit to the moon
and the space station if we didn't have the program
prior the Pioneers, the guys you did at first, same
thing with music, saying everything builds, everything evolves. Can't call
those guys trash, they are the godfathers. He didn't like
that the original, so he and I took a series
of pictures. He wanted me to take a series of pictures,
just keep hitting the thing as he moves around. He
does this whole thing, and he bought this combination at
the plug in the Eastview Mall that he loved. And
it's like a sweatshirt but very weird design. I mean
it was picked out for days. We had to get
the right jeans. Then there was a problem with the shoes.
He had decorated shoes. Then it was different ones and
we're back to these. I mean it was like a
whole thing. And I go drip when I was in
school was something you tried to avoid if somebody's yeah,
i was talking about their not even post nasal, I'm
talking about I go taking anything. I just back to
school drip. It was.
Speaker 3: It was on point for Jamison.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, man back in my day, man, something
different entirely, you know, than it is now.
Speaker 3: But he was he was all extream too.
Speaker 1: Too. Yes, stream, Yes, tell you what all the words
that we have now that had completely different meanings, ten different.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you did a bit about that the other day. Yeah,
I and I would have got a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Wrong.
Speaker 4: Stream is one, that content is one. Oh gosh, there's
so many different things that. Yeah, app what's an app?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an appliance, right, you know, well right, you
were thinking, yeah, right, isn't it like refrigerator. No, I mean,
there's so many different things now. Something else I didn't
have to deal with back in the day is what
happened in Georgia.
Speaker 7: But multiple law enforcement sources saw tell ABC News that
four people were killed in the shooting at the high
school there in Georgia. Another twenty or so have been injured,
and the severity of those injuries and the types of
those injuries are not immediately clear. It's not certain that
these are all gunshot wounds. There could have been trampling
injuries or you know, people cut or hit by different objects.
It's just not known at this point. But it does
give us at least an indication now, Kira, about the
seriousness of what went on, Starting at about nine thirty
in the morning Eastern time, that's when the sheriff says
that the first nine to one to one call came
in for an active shooter at this high school in
winder Georgia. From there, were now told by multiple law
enforcement sources that four people were killed, approximately twenty or
so injured, and again the severity of the types of
those injuries are not immediately clear, Kira.
Speaker 1: So that kid was not on his first or second
day of school because it's Georgia, yep. Otherwise he would
have been in way more trouble than your kid, and
probably faster than anybody. But I mean, holy shit, fourteen
year old, fourteen year old kid. I think there's a
math teacher who had its hip shattered by the bullet
and shoulder injury and four people who are dead and
I haven't heard any more about it. I don't even
like really paying attention to that stuff, but I go,
that is shit we never had to deal with when
I was in school.
Speaker 6: Never.
Speaker 1: And there was a gun incident in my school. There
was a gun incident. My really good friends dad was
a I think he was a Duchess County sheriff. He
worked for the Sheriff's department, lived in the northern part
and this kid brought a gun into school and he
had it in his bag. And one we had something
called commons where you could sit in the cafeteria. It
was basically study hall for Bill Moran. It was a
fucking comedy show and you could eat and they, you know,
the cafeteria was open so you could eat. What's the
deal with me, law? Well, you know what I'm saying
like it wasn't a comedy show. But I just I
was not doing homework. It's my point. I was not
doing anything anything constructive at all. And my friend Chris
Brenner saw in this kid's bag a gun, and he
went up to the person in charge and said, hey,
there's a gun in you know, so and so's bag.
So that person got on the little gray phone anybody
remember the little gray phone that would buzz into the
main office. And they said, hey, he's got a gun.
And so one of the disciplinarian guys came through because
it was a divider that went across those cheap dividers
that would separate like the cafeteria, and there was a
door in the middle, and so they called Nate. I
don't want to say the kid's name. They called him
down to the main office. Like he got like his
mom's there or something, and so they he went down
to the main office. This other person came through the door,
got his bag, took his gun. He was going to
commit suicide. He wasn't gonna shoot anybody. Jesus. Yeah. It's
a terrible, really good friend of mine, such a good
friend that he broke his leg and he was on crutches,
and so my buddy and I took the bottoms of
his crutches off, and then I started to feel really guilty.
So when he would stand up, there was the rubber.
The rubber bottoms aren't there, aren't there? So now it's
just wood on tile. It's like Bambi on ice. And
so I remember standing up and he put his weight down,
and my buddy's starting to laugh, and I jumped up
behind him. And this kid was a big kid, and
I caught him like I had a I was like, no, no, no,
he went right now, like they shot right out.
Speaker 6: How old was he when this happened?
Speaker 1: We were seniors. We were seniors in high school. So
but that's the only gun incident I ever remember. And
then after that, I think it was Combine and that was.
Speaker 4: Nine.
Speaker 1: Were you still in high school? I was in college
my first year of college.
Speaker 4: We were watching on College and we just gotten back
from dinner and we were watching TV and Littleton, Colorado.
I have cousins who live in Littleton. They didn't go
to that school. They went to a school called JFK,
one of many schools called JFK, and they so I
was like I called my mother immediately, like, Mom, I
don't know if you know this, but breaking news CNN.
And she called my aunt Martha and she said, no, no, no,
the girls go to this school.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's the that's the story.
Speaker 4: Right now, everyone's panicking and we don't know what to
what to think of all this. And yeah, I mean
now all of a sudden, it's bec I don't want
to say it's become routine, but we've been exposed to it,
like there's there's there's shootings.
Speaker 1: Now, we don't even hear about it anymore.
Speaker 4: Right, that happened all the time now, and it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It's it's pretty scary. I mean, the problem is we're large.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid for like anybody who's a teacher or student. Yeah,
because this is where it happens.
Speaker 5: They said that this was I think the fifty fourth
school shooting in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, in the twenty twenty shirts that we
remember back that, yeah, starting January. But yeah, you're right,
it's pretty horrible. And I mean from what I read
they got it's Appalachi High School, which sounds really redneck,
but it's about forty five minutes outside of Atlanta, so
uh a phone call.
Speaker 3: They received a phone call.
Speaker 1: This morning warning.
Speaker 3: About multiple school shootings. Law enforcement officials still seeing it.
Speaker 1: The high school received a call stating there would be
shootings at five schools, with Appalachi being the first. It's
not knowing who originally placed the call, yep. And that's
freaky because they take you know, you have to be overly.
I don't know what they did with that. Nobody's saying
maybe they tried to do something. I don't know. I
have no one.
Speaker 5: I would think that school would immediately be shut down
because if there's a bomb threat at any school or yeah,
a lot.
Speaker 1: We should get bomb threats all the time. When I
was a kid and that rural broke, but it was
like somebody in the went to the payphone in the lobby,
right there's a bob and locker four fifty two and
there was no four to fifty two. But they went
running all through and you know what I mean, Like
I'm thinking, like fourth floor. We only had two floors.
Speaker 4: So after I remember, after column buying all the schools
and from where I'm from, like all of a sudden,
like different bomb threats. Right, it's your school's Turnea, then
it's our school's turn.
Speaker 1: Because people are, oh this is great. Then we could
can't school and it.
Speaker 4: Was awful, But like, I want a free day off.
I got a test today, right, you know, and.
Speaker 1: Back then you couldn't really track the ball away, like okay,
my free day off was a snow day back in
the day. And even then I didn't study for the
test they would have had, yeah, and I had more
time to use it. I didn't do anything. The same
thing with these people they called in. They're just dicking
around doing something. But this is tragic and sad, and
I go, you know, what do you think when this happens.
Do we think that it's a kid who was bullied?
Speaker 3: Is it? You know?
Speaker 1: What is the thinking and why does it go to
this extreme at such a young age that I got
to go get my revenge this way? I mean, I
think a lot of people have pictured in their heads.
I think, first of all, I think everybody at some
point has contemplated their own demise, like killing themselves. I
think that's fairly normal for people at some point in
your life. And I think that it to have like
I would love to beat that guy up. You know,
we've all had it in our head, this argument or
this fight, or you know, maybe I'm in second grade
and I want to punch somebody in the back of
the head. Well, I'm just saying, like I think that
everybody's had or you know, shoot that guy. But you
would never do it. Ye, it's called big Italian. If
that was me, that's how we ever do it. No,
you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: And the thing is like remember Friday, the movie Friday
where uh where Craig goes to it it was ice Cube.
Craig goes to pick up a gun. His father goes,
what do you guys? Your kids are nothing but punks.
Speaker 1: This is like nineteen like ninety five, right, in other.
Speaker 4: Words, like, well, the heck was going my fist because
this guy's a bigger bully than me. I'm just gonna
pull out a gun. And this has never changed. It's
never it's never changed. No, and you are the ultimate avenge.
Speaker 1: But you even hear the kids in the city they
feel like they need a gun for safety, you know,
and that's a very scary thought process. I've never felt
like I needed a gun for my safety, which I
don't know if I live in a bubble or or
a super naive. But I've never felt like I need.
Speaker 4: I have friends who live in the South and they're like, yeah,
you gotta have a gun down here I go. You
mean you what do you mean you have to have
a gun. Oh yeah, it's the South. You have to
have a gun.
Speaker 1: Can you expand on this? Maybe everybody has one so
you feel like you're better off. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The other thing, too, is like in like an Jamison,
you know, you have ties to the South.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how true this is, but I've been
told that you don't, like, if you're from an outsider,
you don't go walk on somebody's porch and knock on
their door or ring their doorbell in the South, like
you don't like they could stock a gun in your face.
Speaker 1: I don't know how true that is, but it's like.
Speaker 3: I don't really I don't think that I've ever heard.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's it's like a stereotypical.
Speaker 1: But these are from like people who have like relocated. No,
I think that there may be like they're uptight believe
what happened to Southern hospitality? Ing?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know right, bless your heart. It's like I don't.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what.
Speaker 5: I don't really know anyone around here who has a
gun or rarely a few people, but it's not common.
But in January I went down to visit a friend
who lives in Dallas, and I mean, she's a cop,
so she's always caring. But she's like, yeah, everyone in Dallas.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We went out to brunch and she was like, oh,
like driving through a weirders, it's like, don't worry, I
have my gun.
Speaker 4: I know people on both sides of the ledger, actually
more people on the left side of the ledger that
own guns, Like, oh, yeah, I'm not messing around.
Speaker 1: I still like my guns. Yeah, well, I mean you
have and they are fun to shoot, but.
Speaker 4: I don't think they're But I don't think there's the
type of people who would go, like to a shooting range.
I think they just want to have a gun to
protect themselves. I don't think it's because they like to shoot. Yeah,
like I love to learn how to shoot and stuff.
But I mean, like, you know, I don't.
Speaker 3: What do you think of you know, as a mom,
do you.
Speaker 1: Worry about this with your kids? Absolutely, you do worry
about it. Do you talk to them about it. No,
do they talk in school about what to do?
Speaker 6: Or that's what's so sad.
Speaker 1: And the thing is that kid's seven. Yeah, how young
you are.
Speaker 5: They already have school shooting drills. They have like terrorist drills.
I mean it's disgusting, like.
Speaker 1: We should have fire drills.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they have fire else too.
Speaker 5: But like I was thinking, you know, Columbine, I was
in eighth grade, so my senior year we did do
like the bomb the bomb drills, but never I don't
think we even went to school shooting drills. But now
like it's commonplace, like you can look, I just bought
new backpacks for the boys. You can find like bulletproof backpacks.
Speaker 1: It's why service level protection.
Speaker 5: I don't want to even put that in their mind
that it's something that they should be scared of.
Speaker 1: Exactly because I think I like to say this, and
I'm sure I'll get a lot of pushback, but how
many schools around the country were in session today and one,
which is one too many had a shooting? Had a
shooting that I do think, and maybe we'll find out
there were other gun incidents.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know, but shit.
Speaker 1: Man, I grew up in a rural area. Kids had
the rifle in the gun rack of their car because
they were going hunting in deer season after school. That
was not uncommon.
Speaker 4: Like the day like that's why they moved up beginning
a dear season to a Saturday because.
Speaker 1: Were sipping school. Half the school was missing. The absent
tee list was like twelve pages long.
Speaker 5: I mean, and there's a difference between elementary versus high school, Like,
you know, elementary is locked down to go and visit,
you have to buzz through the door, have a QR code,
and I'm sure that that's how high school is too.
But now you have the kids, like, you know, a
fourth grader is that going to bring a gun to
school and be like I was getting bullied.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go you.
Speaker 3: Would hope not. I haven't heard of it. I haven't
heard it.
Speaker 6: Well fuck if that day comes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there was a kid like in first
like that brought a gun to school, but only for
showing to Oh yeah, like look at my dad and
guess what.
Speaker 5: Florida are the kids who bring like marijuana to school
Like this is my mommy's medicine.
Speaker 1: Tools. Uh, what do you do? You feel for the parent.
I've heard people say that the parents should be held
accountable if their kid does this.
Speaker 5: That just happened for the first time this past year. Yeah,
and it's sad because of how many shootings there are
that I can't even recall what shooting it was. I
want to say. The kid's name was Ethan actually tracks,
but his parents got indicted because they brought the gun
for him, like the day he turned thirteen and everything.
Speaker 3: So and then he went.
Speaker 4: And you think, it's like, though, that's if that is legal,
then like how can you kill the parents for the
intentions of the child, even though like if they did
everything the.
Speaker 1: Right way and they didn't realize he should have gone.
I mean that's a very I don't know, because I
always think like with the parents, it's one of these
things where you would hope that you'd be on top
of your kid. Yeah, but I got to tell you, like,
you know, Jamison's been with me for a week and
his headphones are in all the time, and it's always
some video, some something, you know, whether it's family guy
or something else.
Speaker 3: Or he sat in.
Speaker 1: Here and we watched a guy go through Europe with
no money, so he would sketch people outside Paris to
raise money and get a bus ticket to the next
city where he cleaned windows, where he did, dishes where
he did and he kept going around to different countries too.
So there's that that seems fairly positive. And then there's
some kind of rap that's talking about a whole story
of I need to get revenge on people, and I
never you just never know what's going in their heads, right,
like you can't you can't monitor anymore twenty four to seven. No,
you know what I'm saying, And you almost don't want
to because you don't want to create that. It's a
real fine line to walk. I will say this. I
do know somebody who was falsely accused of being a
school shooter, and there was a whole big to do
about this, and you know, a thread against the community
and blah blah blah. But I would say, if that happens, well,
then the community owes an apology to that person. Oh yeah,
And you know, you can't all of a sudden like
that if it's not true. And and I would say this,
and I've I believe this in my heart. The police
are trained to do these investigations.
Speaker 3: The school is not.
Speaker 1: They are trained to be educators. They are not trained
to be investigators. They're never going to do ass throw
a job. So when the police come back and say
there was no threat and a fucking story, but for
the school to carry on and be a bunch of
pansies over this shit and not stand up and go,
hey man, we're not turning on one of our own.
This was a false accusation. And oh, by the way,
you certainly do a whole lot of bitching about bullying,
so now we could call this bullying. And why aren't
we standing up to that.
Speaker 6: It's like the game of telephone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, the parents spread rumors more than the kids.
Speaker 1: Do, so we do exactly and and I and it
annoys me. And when I see that in the school,
you go, well, hang on a second, this is bullying,
and we have an anti bullying policy, then therefore that
should fall under this. Yep, and we need to stop.
But all of a sudden, well, we need to do
our own investigation. You're not trained. I don't give a
shit what you think. You know, you're not as good
as the cops. They spent years doing this. They went
to something called the police academy. I know you've got
all these degrees and stuff, but I guarantee it was
not an investigation. And you know that those are the
things that I always feel bad, and I feel I
don't even know this family of the kid who's a shooter.
You gotta move, Oh God, yeah, who knows.
Speaker 6: You're never gonna you can't be in that community anymore.
Speaker 1: I would think, I don't know that I could go
on living myself knowing that you understand what I'm saying, Like,
how did I miss this? What did I miss? What
did I do? Or was I aware and trying to
get the kid help? But never thought it would go
to this extreme.
Speaker 5: I like you hear about the parents turning in their
own children. That's gotta be the best thing ever. But like, yeah,
I did find it. It said the first parents to
ever be charged then convicted in their child's mass shooting
at a US school were sentenced to ten to fifteen
years in prison. So it was a shooter named Ethan
Crumbley who shot up a Michigan school in twenty twenty one,
and they just got charged in April twenty four. Mom
and dad, Yeah, both parents.
Speaker 1: But were they together? I don't know if the parents
were under the same roof. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't remember, but yeah, it's yeah, it says and
his wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: Interesting we either way, right, Danny, I mean, what do
you do? What do you do? I don't know, what
do you do? Say a prayer?
Speaker 6: And it's horrible that it's part.
Speaker 1: Of mainstream, Yeah it is. And that and how many
people were shocked?
Speaker 6: I know people, you weren't shocked today. You were like, God,
this sucks, but you're not shocked.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, that's a fair point. But I was thinking
of the kids, you know where I'm going drip men
a whole different thing when I was in school. But
but there was no such thing as mass shootings like this.
There just wasn't.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's awful, and there is There is no solution.
You know, let's band guns. No, that's not the solution either.
Speaker 1: It's you can't because most are the people who own
majority of the guns.
Speaker 4: Are abiding citizens who we see those videos like, you know,
we don't talk about them that often, but the videos
of the big hero at the grocery store who got
Robert comes in and here comes the citizen with the
gun takes them out.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean we don't. You know, we don't
celebrate that. We should, we should, We'll take them moment,
you know, with all the kids going back to school,
I wanted to see if Deputy Hurley in the Monroe
County Sheriffs up their patrols for the moms that would
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Speaker 1: Ad a hundred asked him, what's the secret love? He
looked up from his old.
Speaker 2: Pah left to say it all out to say, just.
Speaker 1: Like that six years old, and you take. I always think,
like to me, kids are a marker in time. And
when you see your Facebook or your social media flooded
with all these pictures, you know and as uh, you
know my niece and nephew hold the board, your kids
do that too, So James, he said, He goes, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Think they were that kind of family.
Speaker 1: I go, what do you mean a family that loves
that loves their kids?
Speaker 3: He goes, no, no, no, I just mean like the
boards and.
Speaker 1: All that leaves. I'm like, okay, well, you know what,
look back someday and it'll be great. And uh, but yeah,
the back to school stuff is been fun. I haven't
I haven't had that a whole lot of that in
my world for the past couple of years. So it
was a lot of fun to see him and walk
to school with him and very excited. Seems to seems
to really love it. And then today after school, I said,
walk over to the studio because it's really close to
where we do the podcast, and I said, but I
have a meeting. I had a meeting at too, So
I called the person. I go, can we just so
one o'clock? But it was like an hour long? So
I called him and he goes, hey, man where he said,
I'm walking? I said, you know what, I'll scoop. I'll
pick you up. We'll go there. And I said, then
we're going to go for ice cream. So he goes,
how about gelato? And I said, great, there's the gelata place.
He goes, I'm not sure if I'm going to like it.
So we go there and you can get the different
sized dishes.
Speaker 6: Have you gone a long time ago? It's called royally, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right over here, so you can get gelatto Danny, and
you can get in your dishes. They'll give you like one,
I'll give you two I want'll give you like two
scoop of it, and another will give you five different scoops.
But you can get different flavors. Because he couldn't decide
to the ladies get five flavors, so he got five
flavors in hits. Let me just answer this because Chief
Barnes is on the line, and I'll tell you what
he said about the gelato in a minute, Chief Barnes,
we were on the podcast, Sir okay, so I just
wanted to learn more about it. Looked like Clint Howard
walked into the Fairport Police station. You know, Clinton, it's.
Speaker 3: An old reference. It's an old reference. But Clint Howard is.
Speaker 1: Like this ugly. He was the ugly other Howard. Right,
You had Richie Cunningham is his brother, Yeah, Ron Howard,
and then there was Clint Howard who and Clint was
just kind of ugly. There was a guy that looked
like Clint Howard that walked into the police the Fairport
Police station directly across from where we recorded this podcast
with a cast role, and in the cast role was
shit grapes, live ammunition, and some other stuff dog food,
dog food. And then he said, uh, hey eat this
and you're off duty. Now, I'm assuming that when people
drop stuff off at the police station, you're not eating it.
Speaker 8: You would assume, correct, William, Yes.
Speaker 1: No matter what it is, right, no matter what it is,
I would assume. I wouldn't need it. I wouldn't trust anybody.
But this guy's a career guy. What do you do
in a situation like this on air? Off there.
Speaker 3: Well, we're on right now.
Speaker 8: It was a joke, will you Oh yeah, you're you're
exactly right though, you pretty much your summation was a
little off, but we'll take it. You know, people drop
stuff off to the sleep all the time, right our
police department. You know, there's great citizens out there that
are very thankful for what we do. You know, to
bake the cookies will drop off, you know, bread cakes, pies.
They really are. The public or the community is very
very good with us. And this uh and this instant,
the guy I didn't appreciate us too much. He did
drop off what we described as a cast role, I
guess for lack of better title. And inside the cast role,
you know, with dog peces with a cluster of items
to include, you know, some noodles, some chicken nuggets, some
Blo pads, Brillo pads. There was live two two three
rounds which is an M four five five six round
which is an assault rifle round, and air fifteen round
with a little note. And he dropped it off and
he said, make sure you eat the stuff duty has
been laced with I think it was th H nine
and some other chemicals.
Speaker 1: Is that what the note said, yeah.
Speaker 8: And that's what he said. Also, he sold one of
our officers at so all right, so the guy got
multiple he's got multiple convictions, William, multiple convictions. Uh, obviously,
he's got sony charges, he's got misdemeanor charges, he's been
convicted on so on and so forth. So he's very
well known to us, well known to metro Rochster policing.
And matter of fact, I believe, and I could be
wrong in this, but I believe he had a most
recent arrest this past weekend. Yeah, and he I think
he fought a cap this weekend and injured a cap
this weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh really, So this guy, if.
Speaker 8: I got my if I got my information correct, another
agency picked him up for some charges that he was
currently in the act of doing and he fought one
of the police officers there.
Speaker 1: So so it sounds like this guy's nuts.
Speaker 8: I guess. I'm not a clinical psychologist, so I'll let
you make the determination there. But I don't think he
actual like you and I.
Speaker 1: Vas go all the way to the top. Yeah, well,
I mean you see the guy's picture. You look like
this is a guy you would want to just like
if he's coming down picture, have a word wanted on
top of it now, but well it didn't. But if
you were, if you were walking right the beautiful main street,
yeah yeah. Let's say you're abouts across the canal and yes, yeah,
and you're on the side of Gelatto and you look
up and you see this guy walking towards you. You're
crossing the street and walking on the other side. Did
you have a mustache with like handlebars and a cowboy Hell?
He didn't know, he did not, But that's uh, so
what happens to a guy like this with you know,
so you.
Speaker 8: Know, me being me? You know, there are federal charges
for this, you know charge the statute for as someone
who's been convicted of felonies they can apposes animal right.
So we checked with our our partners here at the
state level prosecution. Uh, they didn't seem to think there
was any charges, and so we checked at the federal
level prosecution and either they were unaware of those particular
charges or they weren't comfortable prosecuting them. But right now
we are currently looking into ourselves in a federal agency
of bringing charges. I don't know what's going to come
of that, but we worked on them a little bit today,
So we'll see.
Speaker 3: Wow, So what happens with that.
Speaker 1: You're if you're on parole, you are not allowed to
possess ammunition, not even if.
Speaker 8: You're on parole, if if you have sony convictions under
federal guidelines. You know, there's certain nuances to the law.
But I'm giving you kind of the overview. I think
it's Title eighteen, like ninth section nine twenty two, but
they're gonna I don't have it in front of me.
I'm literally, you know, working on my truck right now,
so I'm just caught off, not mad, but I think
it's I think that's the title eighteen US US Code
nineteen twenty two G maybe or something like that. So,
but there are there are, there are violations that occur.
So we're just gonna say, we're gonna see what we're
comfortable cross scooting and see if we can make the
case of it. We'll take Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's uh.
Speaker 1: Stuff goes yeah, and uh, I mean obviously no one's
gonna eat it.
Speaker 3: That had to smell hard.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say it was there bodily fluids of it,
you know, and I and I always say that, and
you know me, I'm pretty light hearted and I'll joke
around with the best of them.
Speaker 8: But when a guy like this has the we'll stay
in testinal fortitude to come into a police department and
sit there and look at cop in the face and
do this. Can you imagine what he would do to.
Speaker 3: You or.
Speaker 8: Any any of the listeners or any much family or
anything like that.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my thing.
Speaker 8: I'll joke right alongside you when it comes to this.
Now that's where the joking ends with me.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, yea, it does.
Speaker 8: But yeah, but I will say this, Phil, if you'd
like to taste tests, we can bring you next sword.
You guys can dig in.
Speaker 3: No, I would I would like. I would not like
to taste tests.
Speaker 1: But what I would like is that side by side
that the Fairport Police have decked out and all the
Fairport police colors and insignias. That looks bad ass.
Speaker 8: So that's something that's about your project. It took us forever.
One of our guys, you know, I asked him to
up the plate and obviously do more work for the
same day, but he was going to research it and
he wrote, he wrote some grants and uh, we got
some grants awarded to us, so we were able to
purchase that, uh you know, side by side is that
the can m But it does look pretty good. I
appreciate saying.
Speaker 1: That so good, and I think it's great for things
like music fest.
Speaker 8: It worked out great, great for music Grass, right for
Canal Days, right for October Fest. Yeah, great for all
the festivals we have. We've already used it to look
for a missing person up through the woods at the school.
So stuff like that that people never think.
Speaker 1: Of, exactly. It's all the stuff that's off road. Yeah, yeah,
what what kind of truck are very nice?
Speaker 3: What kind of truck you're working on right now?
Speaker 8: I have an old nineteen uh forties.
Speaker 1: Jeep nineteen forty jeep wow, because you know, so it's
the one that got hitler Bill ran them over. No,
the preserve freedom so gee it comes from.
Speaker 3: It was an army vehicle.
Speaker 1: It was general purpose a GP, and then they called
it jeep because it was GP, and it became jeep
J yes, and that's how it became. But man, that's
gotta be where'd you get this? That's beautiful?
Speaker 8: So long story attection Willies, But I didn't know if
people would know what a Willies.
Speaker 1: Was well, they so Jeep itself is releasing the Willies
line again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So I took a break from the Baja car right
for two years and we built this truck. So it's done.
I'm just should make the car wash right now, just
trying to wash it up. But that's about it. So
I'll bring it by some time and show you.
Speaker 3: Wow, very impressive. Well, thank you, and I.
Speaker 8: Leave the car wash. I will come by your window
and beautiful.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, don't need any cast roles that
are dropped off.
Speaker 8: All right, thank you guys, good chatting with you.
Speaker 3: See you later. There he goes Chief Barnes.
Speaker 1: Uh wow, yeah, and that unbelievable, like you would have
the balls, like the intestinal fortitude as he said.
Speaker 6: To drugs or something.
Speaker 1: Well, you saw the guy. He looks like Clint Howard's
like a deranged How did you see him on Channel
tenn okay, oh I thought you met. Like he's walking by.
He's got a knack of me box of stuff. He's
looking for a he's looking for a road runner. He's
got a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
Speaker 3: It's unfreaking believable.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, I don't want to bring it back
to catch and release laws or not the laws, but
the I don't know the fact that like you know,
I mean like people keep getting you know.
Speaker 1: Caught and released. Right, So that's going to only embolden
a career criminal. I'm not sure this one. Well, I'm
not going to say that you're wrong. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know that that's the case.
Speaker 1: But you don't do rest me and send me back.
I'm just simply looking at the person in the picture.
And I know we're not suppose you'll be told don't judge, No,
I'm blank. But let me tell you something. As I said,
if you were walking down one side of the street,
you would cross to the other. That's judging, and that's
called safety. Yes, right, doesn't that make you it's safety.
There's good judges. So when I looked at this guy,
I go, he looks deranged.
Speaker 6: He looks criminal.
Speaker 1: He just looks like somebody who needs help. He looks
like he's a mess. A guy.
Speaker 5: If I had my kids a playground and walking by,
I would leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, don't blank. Exactly, that's it. Exactly. Do you
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where I was walking around with Jamison earlier today, and
we went to the Gelatapace.
Speaker 3: As I started to tell you, so we sit down
and I, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If it's the age. He's very into who's got what,
and uh, how much things cost and trying to look
as good as he can, and you know how much
money he needs to have and all this stuff. So
he says to me how much was this And I said,
don't worry about it, and he goes, no, no, no,
in case I bring a girl here, And I thought, oh,
how cute. Like I didn't have well, I guess you
could have in Pine Plains, but I didn't live in
pine Plains. I lived twelve miles away. It took forty
five minutes on a fucking school bus to get there.
But if you they had like the old soda fountain
in my town, like where they still squirted the syrup
and the yeah. And then it was in the drug store,
and then it was put into the ice cream parlor
because they didn't want it to go away completely. It
was kind of unique, and I was like, that's a
great idea. What a cool thing that you could walk
around and take a girl for gelato and no big deal.
So I told him that it was seventy five dollars.
Speaker 3: Good fucking luck.
Speaker 6: The other ice cream place right here too.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, there's another ice cream place. But the gelato
was a little different than we thought we would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just switch it up a little bit and
see what was happening. I think this is going to
be I don't know right, because I could say it's
gonna be great.
Speaker 3: It's early.
Speaker 6: We're early in the early stages, in the early.
Speaker 1: Stages, but so far, so good. I think it's uh,
I think I'm hoping we were sleeping. New rule, Dan,
new rule tonight. No phones. He and I when we
go to bed, I have to find a place to
put the phones. But the phones go there. Well, get
a fish bowl and I will use my uh the
Derek Jeter rule. If you walked into Derek Jeter's house,
you had to put the fell phone in a fishbowl?
Is that real? That was the story? All right? Well
let me ask you. Okay, here's an interesting one. You
never heard about anything coming out of Derek Jeers.
Speaker 3: I ever did. And we heard that he had partying
kids for the girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if that's true either. Did you
hear about that?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he slept with Derek Jeter. You got a
gift basket and a ride home. Yeah, that's not true.
An autograph Derek Jeter baseball. I'm not choking.
Speaker 3: This was the story.
Speaker 1: Flowers, candies and stuff. See, now here's the I mean,
that's really arrogant to do. But I'm telling you these things.
Speaker 4: And again that's never that's never been like proven, No,
it's not been proved. If somebody would take it a
pictures I banged Derek g.
Speaker 6: A da to go back to his house.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because I mean, but if it's fresh flowers,
does he have fresh flowers on call?
Speaker 1: Or is it just like every time, Derek, you what
you want? All right? I know, maybe this is a
case of the story got greater later, but there were
parting gifts. Yeah, Like maybe could be he's like, hey, listen,
you know, because maybe it was like, uh, you know,
you're making out. Oh my god, my dad's going to
be so blown away, but my brother's gonna go nuts.
I can't believe it. And you sleep with her, you
feel guilty, and you go, hey, you're never touching my
balls again. But here's a ball for your dad, here's
a ball for your brother, you know what I mean?
And I wonder if something like because there has to
be a grain of truth in this, that's all I'm saying,
Just a little bit of truth somewhere.
Speaker 6: Don't you think I mean it has to come from somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean there was a story.
Speaker 4: Okay, So in four or five, Derek, she was in
town for a teammate named Already Long's wedding who he
played with. I think an Oneonta albody. Already Long was
from Webster and so Jeter was in town, so high
Falls was hopping them with bars back then. And so
when word got out where Jeter was going, about a
thousand people showed up, old people, young people. They just
wanted to see Jeer touched Derek Jeter everything. I had
a couple of friends who actually met him and stuff,
and there were stories about girls who were with Jeter
then that night too. You know, I'm like, how many
women did he was he with in one night? I'm like,
this is this is ridiculous.
Speaker 6: It's like he went three for four to that.
Speaker 1: Laura, Yes, that's great. What happened in the fourth? Yeah,
but I always think those stories shortstops, that stories have
to start from somewhere, don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's a modicum of truth. That's why you
always got to be beware. Yeah, which is probably why
he had the fish bowl for the cell phones.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what I was starting to say, thank you
for reminding me full circle. Now I'm so glad he did,
because how old is your oldest kid? Nine nine has
his own phone or huh no, he has friends who do. Yeah,
I think like in our house and we're going back
because Jackson is going to be twenty four. So in
two thousand and I think we made it so you
had to be thirteen to get a phone, and so
then he got it, and Jordan is sixteen months later,
and those had to be the hardest sixteen months to
see your brother with this smartphone and then you finally
get it. Jamison comes along, he's eight years younger. As
he gets to be three or four, he's stealing their
devices and playing with him and.
Speaker 3: Lose it and scream. He would just scream and like
you know, you're at the end.
Speaker 1: Of the day just saying give him whatever he watch
shut And so then he got a phone at like ten,
and Jordan lost his shit. Oh it is so unfair.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I had to wait and he has said, like eleven, okay,
well either way, but the problem is in schools now
phones what do you do?
Speaker 1: So sometimes you go to a comedy show, if you
go see Dave Chappelle and he's working on new material
or some of the other big comics, maybe even rock
when he was getting ready for the special after the
slap by Will Smith. I forget the name of the bag.
There's a name for this bag. You drop your phone
in it, you hold it up by advice, and it
gets magnetized. But it's so strong you can't open it.
And then when you leave, you open it there, but
your phone never leaves you. So they're not holding your phone.
Your phone just happens to be in this bag and
you can't get it out. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jack White came to town and they had that at
the oh gosh, the Dome Marina. Really same thing, yeah, okay,
or something similar.
Speaker 1: So my niece has it in her school down in Alexandria, Virginia.
And I brought this up to somebody and they go,
what happens in the case of an emergency? Yeah, And
I go, I don't know, call the main office. I mean,
I don't know what kind of emergency you're talking about.
This was actually the Does that would that bother you?
Like if they put the kid's phone in? Like, I
don't know, because to here's I have been accused of.
Speaker 3: Just being a dick. I guess I guess that's the
only way to put it.
Speaker 1: But to me, like if the kids phones locked up,
if I needed to get a message to the kid,
like there was an emergency, I'm thinking, I don't know
what emergency I would have to drag you out of
school for. But let's say I wound up in the hospital,
I would call the main office and say, can you
do this and so and so I was going to
come pick them up or whatever, right and then let
them handle it because the phones are locked up, just
like they used to do in the olden age.
Speaker 6: This was the topic of the Dailies podcast yesterday.
Speaker 5: I listened to the Daily every morning and it actually,
I'm so antiphones in school.
Speaker 6: I think it's horrible.
Speaker 5: But they talked about the magnetic bags and that some
kids are putting a fake phone in the magnetic bags
and then still carrying around their real phone.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 9: And the only like.
Speaker 5: One that I said. Their only comment that I was like, oh, okay.
It made me think is if you say, Danny had
a job at a restaurant and the restaurant called you
to ask if you could switch shifts, like or texted you,
like if it's a work related and you need to
respond during the middle of the day. I was like, Okay,
like that's you're a kid. No, But I was what
you're saying, you know, at seventeen.
Speaker 1: Parents had asked them. My father used to volunteer me
to work all the time, drove me freaking like you
know what, what did they know?
Speaker 6: My soccer schedule? Like everything was on me.
Speaker 1: I mean, but.
Speaker 5: So that point I thought was valid. But I don't
think phone should be in school. I mean, I have
a lot of friends who are a teachers. Something they
say it's it's absolutely horrible. The kids don't pay attention.
Speaker 1: Well, the kids don't pay attention. And then you would
have kids like me that would see the guy who's
whose pants road low and he had a lot of
butt crack, and he was already a fat kid and
probably had a lot of bad things happening in his
life already. And I would take that picture of that,
and I would have blown it up and hung it
on every locker, you know what I'm saying, Like there
would have been something that I would have done with
that camera. I would have videoed something. I would have
you know, tried to get tried to piss somebody off
who I knew was going to give an explosive reaction
and film them. I mean that that just that's a
extra off the top of my head.
Speaker 5: Talked about is how kids will like text and be like, hey,
we're going to meet at this part of the hall
and beat up so and so.
Speaker 1: Look at that. That's the cheap Let me see it's right. Okay,
you see behind Laura, Yeah that is an old school.
That's the jeep general purpose vehicle. Yeah, he looks like
general propping around in it. Coming back. All right, we'll
take a moment. We're late for Deputy Hurley. I just
wanted to know if if Monroe County had to patrol
up and we'll even ask them. Record for deweys, especially
in Webster raised a ton of money. Hey, if you
have some damage at your home, Now that the kids
are back in school, right and now you get a
little more time, and you look.
Speaker 3: Around and go Jesus, all right, how did that.
Speaker 1: Hole get in that wall? And why is the paint
got chipped off here? And this got You don't have
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up again. You've got your own job, and you've got
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Speaker 10: Fifty Weignfono sleep pulling the head of time, still a kid.
Speaker 1: Dance, working like a man like keeping your rip time.
Speaker 5: Don't see their out of clear or hair and you
bury thirty six years old.
Speaker 6: They enforce it.
Speaker 9: No what to do. Get at the door and you
get home.
Speaker 6: Clean, cle clean the kitchen wip.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Now I know what my mama drank. How about that beautiful.
The kids were back at school, there was some drinking
going on, Yes there was. Yeah, they're popping champagne.
Speaker 6: Did hey girl put the kids on the bus.
Speaker 1: This is real, Jamie, this is meantime. Deputy Hurly from
the Monroe County Sheriff's Department is on the line, and
we wanted to know if they increased patrol because of
all the drunk moms after the kids went back to
school this week.
Speaker 10: That part is not on our radar. However, now as.
Speaker 1: I think when they're writing song going how I know
my mama drank? I think we I think it's something
to pay attention to. That's all.
Speaker 3: That's how I see it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, by the way I I I want
to apologize to you for being tardy, because I even
put it on Facebook Live that you were going to
be on last time. And there was also an incident
at the Fairport police station last week. Are you familiar
with that?
Speaker 10: Oh, I've heard about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the shit cast role that came in.
Speaker 1: And the guy who dropped it off. Don't tell me
he doesn't look like Clinton Howard, Ron Howard's uglier brother,
and uh yeah, yeah, he looked like and so I
had talked to Chief Barnes had figured out I would say,
around six forty five, seven o'clock, six forty five, my
phone rings. It's him. He's working on his UH nineteen
forties jeep and telling us all about the shit cast
role has that ever? I mean, I think, just ask
you this, and I don't mean this in a bad way.
People have a very big hearts. I think that there's
oftentimes we see somebody in a uniform and we show
them a sign of respect. Sometimes people made wrop things off,
homemade cookies, homaide pies. I would think around the holidays,
there's a whole lot of that. Do you dare even
sniff when someone drops off homemade anything at the police station?
Speaker 10: Well, you know, we truly appreciate any act of kindness
from our community. You know, it goes a long way.
Speaker 1: And no, I wouldn't even be wary of like store
bought stuff that you know, only because you just never know.
Somebody puts X lax in there, little marijuana, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I remember when the West Webster tragedy happened about Christmas, right,
my wife was close.
Speaker 1: To some of those people. She said she was close
to some of those people at the time, and they
said that she was she was under them. And what
happened was thank Kevin. And so what happened was.
Speaker 4: The people felt bad, so they kept bringing food because
it was Christmas. So the police and the fire to propaly.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we got way too much. It was like
pilot too much. But it's also the fact that you
just I would think there you probably got a good chance.
Nine of it's gonna be fine. Yeah, you know, but
there is that one person that has the cat that
they let walk on the counter and thea and you're
gonna get it straight hair that's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, uh yeah, as my uh.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, as my as my grandmother got older, it
reminds me that she used to love to make jello.
And then it was almost at one point like the
Griswold movie there where oh you can see the jello and.
Speaker 1: You're like, is that a hair tastes like lamb Clark.
Speaker 3: Tastes like, oh god, that is that's nasty.
Speaker 1: Uh So, as we talked to you about back to school,
what would you say to citizens who are communing, because
you know, it was nice for a couple of months,
you could breeze through. Now the school buses are in
the mix, their stops the first cup couple of days.
I think some of the bus drivers are new, they're
learning the roots. There's you know, all these things. Just
have a little bit I'm seeing. Danny said he thinks
people have forgotten how to drive over the summer. I
don't know about that. I've seen people who are extremely
impatient lately.
Speaker 10: Yeah, everybody's a little more on edge lately, and that's
where it's nice to have this extra time to say, hey,
slow down, have a little patience. You were about to say,
that's the best thing. Just have a little extra patience.
Remember these are kids we're talking about, right, and for
most of us we have kids and that could be
your kids on that bus. But just kind of remember
that stuff. You know, the buses are going to be out,
like you said, the route to work is going to
be a little bit slower possibly, and that's okay, So
you got to leave a little bit earlier. It's just
like when it snows, give yourself a little more time.
You know, just just happens every year. Just got to
be prepared for it. Take a deep breath right.
Speaker 1: You know, the weather's fine and slop pitching, and you know.
Speaker 3: These are the same people that are complaining.
Speaker 1: Back in my day, we went to school for eight hours.
When we went to school, that's right, there were thomas.
Speaker 10: There were no summers, which brings up another point. Right,
there's gonna be more kids out. There's gonna be kids walking,
you know, biking with the weather being nice, should just
slow down a little bit, get your head out of
your phone, pay attention to do all the things that
you know you're supposed to do, and make sure everybody
gets there safe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: Tragedy Today, I'm sure you're familiar with the story out
of Georgia where there was a fourteen year old school
shooter forty five minutes outside of Atlanta. Four people dead,
nine injured, and possibly more than that. Some of it
may just be from sheer panic right to people getting
trampled or who knows what. But we were talking earlier,
you know, I was in a way joking that my
son now lives with me. He's a ninth grader. His
first day was today. He wanted to have his quote
unquote drip right, and I said drip had an entirely different.
Meaning when I was in school, I would avoid anybody
who had great drip, you know what I mean. But
I also don't remember incidents like one unfolded outside of
Atlanta today. And I think that I know that kids
and Laura has younger kids who are in elementary school,
and there are active shooter drills.
Speaker 10: Now, yeah, it's unfortunately the world we live in now.
We have, you know, your regular fire drill, and then
we have to have active shooter drills. And you know what,
what is different? You know, that's the real thing. I
was having this conversation with somebody earlier too, and when
we were kids, and there was never thought of it. No,
it would never cross your mind that someone would go
into a school and shoot. And what's different, like why
is this happening? And if you can figure that out,
be super rich. But the important part here is just
is to remind people that, you know, from our end,
our point of view, we're training constantly, We're constantly doing
the best we can to be prepared in case something
like this ever happened, you know, to respond, we established
the Rescue Task Force, which I don't know if you
know about that. I don't want to bory if you do,
but it's it's a group of deputies and law enforcement
officers who now work and train with fire departments in
ems because what we found is our first thought was
to go in and stop the killing, right and we
run in. We do that, that's our main priority. But
who's taking care of the wounded? Who's taking care of
the people that are, you know, bleeding out while we're
doing that, And that's the best people do that as
the fire department, the medical professionals, they need protection as well,
So the next group of deputies that come in are
tagged with them protecting them and then we're getting people
assistance faster. And it's sad that we have to think
about this.
Speaker 1: You know has happened. Unfortunately only think at schools, but
certainly there's a fire and then firemen and all of
a sudden West Webster was a great example of it exactly.
Speaker 10: That that's one of the ones where this this spawn from.
So you know, it could be anything. It doesn't have
to be a school. That's just always what we think
about because it's kids. When I think is kids, what
prominently sticks into your brain. But yeah, it's sad we
have to prepare and we do. Mean it's something that
we take seriously, but it's overall as a person, it's
just sad that we live in this world. And that's
the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you, uh, what advice do would you give
to parents?
Speaker 1: Let's say something goes down like at a school, right,
I think then I'll call it the knee jerk, And
maybe that's not right. Maybe the reflex response is to
find out if my kid's okay, and if I can't
get them on their cell phone, maybe there's a school
policy or whatever. Then my next thing is to get
up there. And I would always go stay out of
the way, Stay out of the way, Get out of
the way.
Speaker 10: This is the downside to being a parent being an officer,
you know, seeing both sides of it.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 10: As a parent, right, your first thought is run there,
savior your babies.
Speaker 8: Ye, do what you can.
Speaker 10: As a law enforcement it's like, don't because now you're
in the way. And that sounds terrible. And I don't
mean to be a jerk about it, but.
Speaker 1: I've been a jerk because we had an incident at
my kids elementary school and all the parents wanted to
go up and I refused, and I was called all
kinds of names as these people were marching up there,
and I wouldn't go. I stayed home, and I was.
Speaker 11: Like, because the other side, are you going to do well?
The other That was what I yelled, What are you going?
That's what I went, What are you going to do?
You are the red deck who says hold my beer
and watch?
Speaker 1: I said, you guys are all nothing but cholesterol. You
just climb up the works. But I so I got
in trouble for that. But that was my thinking. And
the opposite side of that was I also don't want
my adrenaline up. So when I do see my kids,
everything's like my hair's on fire and I grab them
and they may not be fully cognizant because they were
in elementary school. You know, Laura's kids in elementary may
be fully cognizant of what's going on, and maybe that's
a good thing. So we try to keep the level down.
Was my thinking on that.
Speaker 5: I cannot if I was told that there was a
school shooting at my kids elementary school, I'm going there,
Like even if I'm told to stay away, because it's
not like they have phones so you could reach that.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't be alone in that, but I would
just go you just you get in the way.
Speaker 10: That's part of the planning, right is we prepare for that,
and here's you know, here's my job to come out
and say, this is what we have, this is what
we're doing. This is where I need you to go.
If you're a parent, go to this location and that's
where the kids because we have to remember, right and
again I'm I'm sensitive about this because because I don't
want people to get upset, But you have to understand
the whole perspective. And one of the worst offenders in
all of these events when you find out days and
weeks later, when they do all the investigations and you
watch the videos and you see it. I've seen too
many of them are officers, off duty cops going to
save their kids because I'm a cop and I'm going
to get in there. But you're in your Bahama shorts
and your Hawaiian.
Speaker 1: Shirt, you're your moccasins.
Speaker 10: But now you have someone running through the school with
a gun.
Speaker 1: Now I got my flip flops? How am I gonna
keep them up?
Speaker 3: Take those goddamn things off. They're gonna hear you coming.
Speaker 10: And and as a responding cop, this is probably the
worst day of your life as well. You have to
ascertain who's the good guys, who's the bad guys, what's
going on? And now you have somebody just running through
dress like that, waving a gun around. That's never a
good day. So so everybody, we tell everybody, just you know,
here's where we need you to go this and how
you can help he let us do what we need to.
Speaker 1: Do it Sometimes and I always think this in life,
we're so led by our emotions, right that sometimes we
don't think clearly a rational mind. And I always really
try in every way to not have that impulsive, knee
jerk reaction to things. And I always figure, like, like
I ranted a little while ago, just slightly.
Speaker 3: I didn't go too bad, but.
Speaker 1: I was just saying, like, sometimes there have been people
who have been accused of having a threat against the
school and it's found to be false, and the police
do their investigation and there's nothing, and then the school says, well,
we haven't completed our investigation.
Speaker 3: And my argument is, you.
Speaker 1: Don't know how they're trained. You're not you're an educator,
you're not you're not an investigator, but degree bill. But
if these guys say it's all clear, and that's where
I'm like, why why do we have them?
Speaker 3: Then why don't we have the police?
Speaker 1: If you're so fucking good, you cowboys, you're not, and
so let's stop, let's.
Speaker 3: Leave it to the EXTU would I would.
Speaker 10: I would say this just to play the other side
a little bit. They also have different rules and regulations, right.
Speaker 1: Rules and regulations. But if the cops come back and
go there was no threat and here's what happened and
blah blah blah, then shut up. But I'm and I'll
take it from here.
Speaker 10: But my point is, there's there's times where in the
law is very in depth. There's times where there are
things that we can't do in certain ages. There are
things that aren't necessarily a crime but could still be
a little weird. And that's where the school could then,
you know, because again they have all those kids there, right,
so they they have different Uh. I guess we'll just
say abilities different things that they can do that we
as the law can't do. Right, we we can't. There's
certain lines we can't across. We can't you know, I
guess that's the best way I can say.
Speaker 3: No, I know exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 1: And uh, and that's true, that is your your I
mean obviously you're not just making up that there are
certain The law can only go so far in terms
of here's what the law says, here's what we can do.
Anything beyond that, you know, if you want the kid
out of school or whatever, or how it's going to
be handled. Uh, that's a little beyond our scope.
Speaker 6: The law's a lot more black and white.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, Like a perfect example, right, there's a let's say
a parent does something but it's not considered threatening for
the law, but it violates some kind of school regulation.
Now they can be banned from the property because the
school owns that property. We don't, right, so they can
tell you you're no longer allowed there. I can't right, right, right, right,
such as something like that? Maybe maybe not, I mean,
you could be right. I'm sure there's plenty of times
where it's different.
Speaker 3: No, that that that one I've heard of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you really do you have do you guys
have drills and stuff? Were like you have to like
go over.
Speaker 4: These scenarios like do you have like a fake school
and like fake actors? Will go in and fake actors
with actors and you rehearse this type of stuff.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, we've we've done those drills in the past where
we'll have people do exactly that. We'll go into school
maybe on a weekend. We did one with the college
at Brockport a couple of years ago and it was
really in depth scenario where we even dispatched, you know,
the Brockport Police, Suoni, Brockport Police, everybody. When we timed
it out as if this is how long it would
take you, right, like, obviously the Sunni police will be
there the quickest because that's their jurisdiction. Then the Brockport
Village police were there and the ambulance and we ran
through like it was a real life drill, and it
was a real life scenario. We had you want to
gross anybody out, but we had actual wounds that you
could put on to people that you know, you tie
it on to them like Hollywood and they would pump
blood out. And then you have to put a turn and.
Speaker 1: How do you get to be one of those people?
Can you sign up? And is there like a do
you need a SAG card or a bag lunch? Okay,
so yeah, right, you're thinking, like I want to go
do No, you know what I want to do. I
want to I want to find the guy that wants
to be an actor really bad, and I want to
send him a letter in the mail that says, Hey,
you've been selected.
Speaker 3: Come down to suiting Brock.
Speaker 1: For This is gonna be a lifelike scenario. Blah blah blah,
it'll be great.
Speaker 3: Bring your after card.
Speaker 4: Make sure then in the middle of the drill, the
middle the drill, deaf in your hear wait, cut cut,
Hey can we do this again?
Speaker 1: Can we do this? I really didn't capture the moment.
What's my line? But it's interesting to Yeah, oh god,
that's it. Yeah, maybe you could do Could you do
that to get out of jury duty? Like yeah, I
could get out of Yeah, get out of like duty
free card.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to do jury duty, but I
will be I'll be the tape your dummy for the
new police, right, yeah, for ten minutes or or just
wipes out a speeding ticket like service. Yeah. Yeah, I'll
be the guy that's spurting blood and they gotta come
over and I gotta wrap it up real tight. Yeah,
throw your body points off my license.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, or.
Speaker 1: They're gonna they think there's a head injury so they
have to shave my head. Yeah yeah, but if it
gets me out of Jerry Judy, I would rather do
that than take.
Speaker 4: Those six hour courses to like shave points off my license.
Speaker 1: Exactly. It's more of an adventure instead of sitting in
a classroom.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, come back, you have to shave there. I
think we do.
Speaker 1: I think I think we got to talk to you talk.
We got to talk to some people.
Speaker 10: Take a take a six a taser dummy.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's perfect.
Speaker 1: I can't. I have a heart condition, but you might be.
Speaker 3: Well that mean Hurley, was it a good back to
school in your own home?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 10: Absolutely good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that. Well it's been a walk out, yes, sir,
to go through a circle. Yeah.
Speaker 10: With what we were talking about in the beginning, you
were talking about the person who dropped off the food fairport.
I don't have it in front of me, but a
couple of days ago we arrested him and Target and Henrietta,
and because of his predicate selling status, he is now
in the Monroe County jail.
Speaker 4: That's what all those cars were there for I was
wondering what that was about, what target target and Henrietta, Okay,
that's the big one that like, man, you go into
that parking lot, you don't know what you're gonna end
up coming out with.
Speaker 10: What we got to call for someone's stealing. And when
the deputies got there, he tried to run. We caught
him and with him, took him in front of the
judge and he got remanded.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I do think that and then maybe you
can clarify this from what I understood talking or listening
to Chief Barnes, is that if you are a felon
of any kind, you can't have ammunition. I'm not saying
the gun. I'm just saying the ammunition itself. And he
put an AR fifteen bullet in this ship pie that
he was delivering or whatever it was, poopy pie. Is
that yeah?
Speaker 10: I mean that's my story. I thought, I don't their job,
it wasn't ours.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well I think that's a so I think
like on a on a federal level, that's a felony
and so you can hold them.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean the federal side. Again, not my real
expertise I got, especially being the predicate fellon. You get
caught even with a larceny and and you're going to
be held.
Speaker 1: I love when I can make Deputy Hurly, Dan Mason,
Chief anybody uncomfortable. But they're all so perfect as they go. Look, man,
I don't know, but I'll I'll stay within my scope,
stay within my scope.
Speaker 3: But I appreciate that I do.
Speaker 1: I think that's very smart of you, and I apologize
for stepping a little out of bouncer, but I wasn't
sure myself. Well, it's been nice talking to you, been
a while. We'll have to get you back in the
studio soon.
Speaker 10: Sound good?
Speaker 3: All right? That that would be fun.
Speaker 1: I know that Kevin has probably been bothering you to
let him get drunk and then do the breathalyzer. But
I don't know. Maybe around the holidays, Thanksgiving, and don't
forget biggest barn end of the year is the Wednesday.
And I believe a bar in Fairport ended up on
TMZ the Wednesday before Thanksgiving this past year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually do you have to call him back?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well, if you do, that may be fun and
maybe we can do.
Speaker 4: We should do like an ap top twenty five people
that Kevin bugs because of this show. I think Deputy
Hurley would be like in the college football playoff if
he did that.
Speaker 3: I already got three with including Hurley, Connor, Laura.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Deputy Hurley might have like a bye week
in the second round. It maybe comes out four or five.
It could be yeah, yeah, I know, you know I
never get a call. Yeah, now you know that this
is going to come back. He's gonna be very Yeah.
Speaker 3: Pick on those that we love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he picks on me when I'm here, Deputy Hurly.
I hope you have a great evening, and thanks for
giving us so much time.
Speaker 10: Absolutely anytime.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll talk to you there you go.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, if you're looking for a night out,
may I suggest Trotta? Yeah, Now, I don't know about
you guys a few times, man, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: Trota is great. And the rooftop is still open yep,
so you can get up there.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: But they have bar snacks, and I like some bar
snacks when I'm when I'm sitting around having a couple
of cocktails, and you can get some quality bar food
to Trotta. The wings are brind in house and served
with their signature sauce and creamy blue cheese. The buttermilk
chicken fingers are fresh, never frozen, and gluten free. Wow, yeah,
I know you could do that. I would never have
known that. I would not have known that it wasn't
it was gluten free. That's a big deal. You got it.
And uh, don't sleep on the carnitas nachos or the
duck case of dias which I have had. Have you
had the ducky is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really good. They are very good.
Speaker 1: Do yourself a favor and come with the group so
you can try one of everything. That's what I would suggest, verything.
Trotta the restaurant at the Armory. Uh Dan sent me
an interesting thing about John Cena. I don't want to
play the audio associated with it, but I'd like to
kind of talk about it a little bit and uh
tell you about my computer mishaps and how I felt
like I had to reboot my home life.
Speaker 3: Lose a computer.
Speaker 1: You had to reboot your own life.
Speaker 3: We'll get to all that right after this.
Speaker 1: School appreciate no come up with the trash pea I
could this comes up. It's a tough thing for me
right now because I am his dad and I think
as a parent, you need to have a backbone. Everywhere
people pissing on the stage, you know, they just don't care.
I can't take the smell. I can't take the noise.
Speaker 9: Got no money to the I guess I got raped
in the just in the back chunk is in the
alley with the baseball back. I try to get it away,
but I couldn't get far because a man with the
touch he possessed my.
Speaker 1: Because I'm close to the try like some times wonder.
Speaker 6: I can't ever give you the art.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 9: Watching all the cogo by Roaring as the business blow, a.
Speaker 1: Crazy lady living in the bag eating not a garbage
pill used to be a fag hag such as that's
the tangle. Hey, look it's a podcast. I'm just saying
it was back in the day. I don't support that's
although last night I would stop every song. Oh I well,
I let it go because it's in the music, and
that's okay.
Speaker 3: But I can't say no.
Speaker 1: This podcasts are not expressed by the podcast. This one
I go. Look, it's it's a word that was used.
It's not one. Today we've we've corrected ourselves. We've evolved, right,
we've evolved. That's the way I know what I bet.
I bet fag means something completely cigarette and I did
mean cigarette.
Speaker 3: Ye, yes, take a drag and a fag.
Speaker 5: Okay, never smokes, So it.
Speaker 3: Was always my I think there's one of my early
stand up in sixth grade.
Speaker 1: Wow, what's the deal with?
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 3: Was very funny. That's terrible.
Speaker 1: Uh, so my computer went down. I'm down at my mom's.
We went down to Rhyinebeck to see U. My mother
and uh, your parents get a little older. She lives
by herself. She's moving around, she's doing a ton of stuff.
She was down in New York City today. My oldest
son went over to meet her. She was there with
a friend. They were going to see a play. She
had been up in Maine, but not to see my brother.
She was staying at some cottage in Maine. But then,
my mother has this thing where she likes to go
and say goodbye to the water when we leave. She
would always say goodbye to the water.
Speaker 3: While she.
Speaker 1: Fell in a hole and she landed on her hip,
the new hip. She didn't fall it a well goodbye water, no, no.
She turned to the baby Jessica, what is it Lassie
Mars is in the well.
Speaker 6: She just did that story about the Yes.
Speaker 1: That's right, that fell in the well. So she fell
saying goodbye to the water. And she was in a
lot of pain. And there was an incident on I
ninety five, I think that ran through like the Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: Or ninety five.
Speaker 1: One of the bridges was backed up because somebody, I guess,
like murder suicide in a car and then got out
and jumped off the bridge. Something terrible that but just
backed up traffic forever and ever and ever. So my
mom spent like what would be a four hour trip
became a seven hour trip.
Speaker 3: She's very sore. I get down there. The first morning, I.
Speaker 1: Wake up to Billy, I have to go to the
hospital and I'm like what, I can't tell I haven't
slept a bit, and I'm like, all right, hang on.
So I throw on clothes and I take her up
to the emergency room and she has like they go
to deep bruising. But your hip is fine, everything's still intact.
There's no nothing to worry about. Just very sore. And
I think the great news the bone, Yeah, it was
great news. It was great news because I'm like fine.
Of course I had to call my sister and my brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, well, why did you have to say that
there was just a little bit, a little bit gummy.
Speaker 1: A little bit I should have, you know, And I
had them I had in my supers. Yeah. But the
uh so when I was down there that later that day,
I was all caught up with stuff. I go down.
Speaker 3: I had the laptop set up.
Speaker 1: I get down there and the screen is black like
it would be. It's a sitting idle, and I keep
moving the mouse, keep moving the mouse. Nothing is going on,
and I'm like, oh my god, holds the laptop. Oh
my god. Why I wasn't exactly sure. I wasn't exactly
sure because I was gifted that basically. And then I
took it somewhere and put a couple hundred dollars into
it to boost up its memory and do all this stuff.
So the laptop had served me wonderfully, right, So, but
now I'm looking so I decide, well, let me go
to Best Buy and so we make an appointment for
the geek squad. I get down there. It's supposed to
be like thirty forty dollars. I get there and uh,
we're in line. There's all these people and it's like
one twenty one, the appointments for one to twenty, and
I said, I have a one twenty appointment. He goes yeah.
I go, okay, all right, awesome. So I said, I
know something happened with my screen. I can't get it
to come on. I can't do anything.
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 1: The laptop turns on, but I can't see anything. He goes, yeah,
nothing we can do. Well, what do you mean nothing?
Because no? So I'm like, doc, do something. No, why
can't they just fucking humory take it off my hits,
walk in the back, go in a circle like a duck,
and come back and go, hey man, there's nothing we go.
I would feel so much better, but maybe the honesty
is better. He's like, he goes, look, it's something. Yeah,
I don't know it's it's a manufacturing thing. If the
screen's there.
Speaker 6: So now he didn't play around with it at all.
Speaker 1: He didn't even touch it, Laura. He looked at it.
I go, this is it? He goes, yeah, And there's
nothing we can do because it's a you'd have to
go to I think it was an HP, you'd have
to go to the I'm like, so I'm I've decided
that I'm not gonna let this ship blow my mind.
I just need to find a solution because every time
you get yourself and did just think of your in
your own life anytime something really frustrating like this happens.
Now that's sort of my life line and my son
has come to live with me. It is my communications
to the school. Yes, I got their app, but there's
another app that I haven't put on my phone yet
that I can only access through the computer that has
this schedule and all that stuff. So I've got all
that plus every script, every episode, every everything is on
this freaking laptop and I can't do anything. So you
start to like, I was like Jesus Christ, I need
a fucking reboot. It's almost like are we too dependent
on technology? Way? I know, but but what's the alternative?
Because I kept thinking like I don't know, right, So
now I uh so I decide I'm not going to
let myself flip out because when you do, you start
to block and you get mad, and now what do
you do like slam something down and you make everything
worse and you're never going to find the solution in that.
It just you know what I mean. It's like trying
to be created. Think back to college when you had
to write a turn paper, come up with a damn
and then you get it. It's just builds and you
can never think clearly through for the creativity or whatever
it is. So we drive back to my mom's and
I'm looking around and I noticed that the caps lock
button is blinking. So I'm like, well, that's got to
be some kind of code, because it's almost like Morse code.
It's going like, you know, three three times long and
two times short, three times long. So I start looking
up and I find out it's a it's a RAM issue.
And I knew that I had so much shit on there,
and I have an external storage and I actually brought
it with me to my moms to move shit off
so something like this wouldn't happen, huh. And it did.
And now I've got to pay somebody to get everything
that's on there off there because I need all the
things that are in that memory, or a lot of it.
There's even pass codes to things I can't get into,
like everything all my banking shit's on there, every credit card,
every everything that you want to get to to make
your online payments.
Speaker 3: I can't figure it out, you know.
Speaker 1: Whether it be your electric company or the water cup,
every everything. So now I start thinking, well, maybe I'll
just have it fixed when I get back to Rochester.
And as the day's going on, I'm like, damn, I
don't have I need a laptop like immediately because I
need to get stuff to Jamison, you know, for Jamison
if nothing else, take the podcast away.
Speaker 3: But I don't know how we're gonna make that work.
But I need this.
Speaker 1: So I somebody, some friend of my mom's she calls, goes, well,
this lady offered me a laptop, and she said I
could just have it, So why don't I just call
her and see if that can be a temporary fix
for you. So this lovely woman drops off this laptop.
It's running Windows seven operating system right now, Windows eleven.
You can't even get this thing to fucking look anything up.
And you can't increase the hardware right because the software
can't be supported by the hardware that's in there. In
other words, you can't even update to Windows ten. Now
it's over. So now I go, well, maybe I need
to go back to best Buy, and I talk to
somebody about what I use the computer for. And I
just use this as a tip. And I actually said
it to my son today when I called him. I go,
how's it going, How's it going? My laptop? My laptop?
I go, oh, really, I had the similar thing. So
I start looking on the website and I'm going, all right,
I don't want to go over this certain price point
at this right moment today, but I need an answer.
So if I go with these minimum specs and guy goes,
you're gonna have to step up a little. So I
go up, and then I notice that they have this
is the price of a computer, and then down in
smaller print on the right open box price. Open box
price is like one hundred dollars cheaper on some of
these things. Right, there's like computers there. So I said
to my mother, come with me. I'm gonna go. Let's
go back to best Buy. I want to check out
some of these things. So I get down there, and
I would say, sometimes maybe not always, maybe not always,
I could be proven wrong, but there's something about this
is gonna sound really bad. I'm gonna come off. Somebody's
gonna say I'm a misogynist. I think that women sometimes
are better in these situations as salespeople because they're not
you know what I mean. Sometimes I think that like guys,
they got to show off through knowledge. No, this is
what you really need over here. She just listened. I
said to her, here's what I want. She showed me
the different things, and I said, what about open Box?
She goes, we don't have that at this store. Because
I'm showing her online. She goes, we don't have that
one at this story around there. She goes, you know what,
let me look for open box and then she goes,
said to me, I found She goes, I found one
that's open box here. Now open box, you're gonna go.
Sometimes it means they were returned. But what she told
me again, and maybe I don't know. I've never had
such great customer service at this at best Buy. I
just haven't because most of the time it's somebody who's like, hey, man,
what you really need here? It's like talking to someone
about a fucking hemy engine, right, you know what I'm saying, Oh,
I'll just.
Speaker 4: Start rolling up their sleeves, start talking really loud so
everybody can hear them.
Speaker 1: Is that or do they get billy or they just
look at your computer. Like I swear if that was
a woman when I first went too, she'd be like, well,
you know, well here's some solutions. She goes, you know,
or maybe even try to upsell you and go, this
probably isn't gonna work. How important is it? Like they
asked questions, they're they're thoughtful, they're we're not We're fucking Neanderthals.
And Cliff, yeah, you see, Billy, here's a problem with
the buffalo bills. So I'm looking at uh. So then
she comes back and I got a computer I paid.
She said, there's an open box. It's this Dell computer.
I go, I love Dell when I had it. She said,
it's right in the price. She goes, actually below the
price point you want. She goes, and that's less than half,
and she goes. The only thing I can see that's
wrong was it is it doesn't come with a charger,
she said, But I found one that'll suffice, so I
have it. So I paid less than half for a
pretty high quality computer. I'm just saying, if you're looking,
go open box, man, because why not. How'd you transfer
your files over?
Speaker 3: I didn't, so I didn't, so I had to go through.
Speaker 1: There was no here you a cloud? Uh even the
even the fucking cloud Dan that I have a cloud
for Adobe. No, nothing's there. No, So I have to
pay it for I don't know, because it's a subscription.
I understand now I'm getting upsets, so I'm right because
there's a.
Speaker 3: Lot of money.
Speaker 1: So I uh, I would just say that this is
where I'm going to tell you something that every cybersecurity
person will fucking choke right now. They're gonna they're gonna
go apoplectic because they're gonna be so upset. I pretty
much use the same passcode or a very very slight
variation for exactly this reason, for exactly this reason, a
very slight variation, and it's not one that I don't
believe anybody's gonna would ever be able to figure out.
I really don't. So I use that for pretty much everything.
So if it's not this one, it's this one. Now.
I did fool myself because there were some there were
some that needed twelve characters, but I beautifully moved into
that one because I figured out all that's the one
I use for long words, and I keep it really
simple for exactly this reason, because you know, so I
got I did a quick podcast with my mom to
test out that everything was gonna work, which my uncle
loved because and I asked my mother what it was
like to hear about me sneaking out of the house.
Speaker 3: And all that shit.
Speaker 1: Is it like listen to it character? And all she
said to me was everyone is alive and doing well.
I tried to push her on it. She goes, everyone
is alive and doing well.
Speaker 4: So that was That's how I started a re conversation
with my mother. If something's in trouble, everyone, well, now
go find your son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Uh.
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he was, ah, who's going to quibble over a couple zeros?
And when you're in that he and his crew were
talking about like this is what happens now on YouTube.
Speaker 4: You're a podcast and you start talking about somebody else's
podcast when they talk about somebody else. But it was
it was club Shay Shay Shannon sharp at John Cena
on and John Cena was asked about, you know, he's
a really good kids.
Speaker 1: You know you did to make a Witch foundation. You're
wrestling hero to so many kids. Do you have kids?
You plan having kids? And he said no. He says, no,
I'm forty seven years old.
Speaker 4: And uh, I'm with a partner who understands that that's
not something because I don't think I have the capability
to do that. I don't think I think I'm a
little too selfish with my time and the things that
I want to do.
Speaker 1: I think that's a great answer. Yeah, I think I
agree with him. So I mean, I mean, I mean
I was was this a controversial answer? Well, because he
is such a kid. The big joke about.
Speaker 4: Sina was once Sina became sena, right because for a while,
they're gonna cut him. And then he showed everybody that
he knew how to rap, and the McMahons figured out, hey,
we could turn this guy into a rapper.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, the kids really and
the women got luck like like kids and moms loved him.
Guys hated him. So it was perfect because now he's
a foil, but he's still a good guy. And now
you have another genera get any service when he went
into the Best Buy unless there was a woman.
Speaker 4: Completely But the thing was like he he raised the
generation of kids the way Hall Cogan did. Right, So
now that that generation of kids going to follow you
the rest of your career. So now he became their
next big star, and all of a sudden that led
into acting, and he wanted to get out of wrestling
and start doing what the Rock did, be the next
Rock and it was controversial, I guess because he's so
good with kids, Like his biggest fans were always kids. Yeah,
and he's like, well, I really don't want to have kids.
Not that I don't want kids, but I don't think
at this point in my life at forty seven years old, Yes,
it's you know, it would be kind of I'm a
selfish person with my time. I like to explore, like
other things and invest and do. That's not something I
want to do, and neither does my my partner, he said,
who's a woman. Yeah, So I just don't want to
confuse anybody. And so that's that's what he said. And
apparently this this was controversial because well why would you
not want to have kids?
Speaker 1: And it's like, I gotta be honest with you. I
can I could identify with that. No, I yeah, did
you plan to have kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean I did.
Speaker 5: Did you also feel like I ever gone through like
fertility or whatever? I would have been okay if I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I mean when I say plan, like
it was almost like just kind of a foregone conclusion
that you always said yeah yeah, And I mean was
it for you, like Danny, honestly, was it I mean,
you come from a big, family oriented group of people.
Speaker 4: It was something that if it happened, it happened. You
know what I'm saying, Like, I have Jesus Christ in
my life, I'm enough without. I know some people who
feel the need that they have to have kids to
complete their lives. I think that's a horrible thing to
put on yourself and.
Speaker 1: A child love. I think that he does. He does.
He loves you too, billion he's calling you through your laptop.
But the thing is, though, is that I when I
was a kid, I mean I was like, I hope.
Speaker 4: I can make enough money to be a dad someday
if that comes up. Because when I was working radio,
I was broke. But then when I got married to
my first wife, I'm like, I was in radio, I
have three kids. Yeah yeah, yeah, I still made you
didn't make much. I made way less and so but
you know, the point was, like I want to be
able to It would have been like a teenager knocking
somebody up. You know what I'm saying, even at thirty
four years old, because I was with my dad wife, like,
there's no way I could have children with this.
Speaker 3: Woman, you know, sent this to me.
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, I don't know, and I've said this
a lot lately that I feel like now, right now, today,
September fourth, twenty twenty four, I am finally adulting, right,
because I don't think I've ever had like a personal budget, right,
and because I was making enough money that just didn't matter.
I agreed to pay certain things that I been told
by many people that I should never have done. But
it didn't matter. Everything was that I missed a raise.
I gotten tombed in concrete and came out and they go, hey,
you forgot your raised at the beginning of the year.
It's contractual. I wasn't making a lot of money then,
but that I just floated through. And I don't know
if that's like I say this, and if my father
hears this him, I don't know how he'll feel about it.
But he made you feel like if they paid you
ten cents to talk into a microphone, you better fucking
genuine fly who the fuck would want to listen?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 1: He didn't say it that way, but when you know
your old man goes when I hear someone talk on
the radio, I pushed the button. You think that you
you know no one should pay you so I was
never about the money to me, and which I think
in a way helped make it come. But as for
the kids and everything in life just kind of happened.
Glad it did, but it just kind of happened, and
much like you had it not. I don't know if
I would have pursued or not, because the past four
years I haven't really had the kids around at all.
And if we didn't have Jamison, you know, everybody else
is gone. Now it's over.
Speaker 4: Well, I remember the day that you announced in a meeting,
like with the boss, Hey, my wife's my life is
going to change significantly in nine months. And I'm like, oh, okay,
Jamison's covered. I didn't know would be Jamison, but we
knew somebody was coming. There's could be a fifth more animal.
And I remember like you going, oh my gosh, but
I don't think you meant it in terms of money.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 4: My thought as a kid then I was like thirty
at the time, was like, oh my gosh, I don't
know how I can handle one kid, let alone Billy
have a three.
Speaker 1: Wow. But you're thinking of it more of like the
logistical part of it. Yeah, right, The smaller they are,
the more shit they come with, yeah, I mean this.
Speaker 4: But the funny thing is on the podcast that that
you referenced, Pat, they were talking about how much it
costs by from the age of like conception.
Speaker 1: To the age stages.
Speaker 3: Let me guess at that number, because did you hear it?
Speaker 1: I heard it, but I don't don't. I don't remember it.
Speaker 4: I thought it was it might be likedred and fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Just around two hundred per child per child.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's almost like you got to earn a
million dollars in your life, and like people are.
Speaker 1: Putting it on plastic. I think most of it is.
That's that's that's pre college. Yeah, but look, if you're
smart with stuff, you know, you say no when you
look at America and it's like America was designed for idiots. No,
but two hundred and fifty thousand probably is. I would
have said two hundred, but I probably true. And you know,
and then if you some kid, it's average, right, so
there's going to be above, yeah, below, And I've got
one kid that probably broke that average, and I have
other guys that were probably below that average.
Speaker 5: So right ways of that, there's no denying how expensive
it is to take your kids to do anything.
Speaker 6: One hundred dollars, no matter.
Speaker 4: I couldn't even like I remember it like being like
thirty years old or thirty one years old.
Speaker 1: Just I didn't have an iPad or an iPod.
Speaker 4: I had what they called a Sansa right sheep version
and Kano had gifted me Exile on Main Street as
a CD. I burned it to my Sansa and I
was just happy to walk around on Park Avenue with music.
Speaker 1: New music in my ears.
Speaker 4: I'm like grateful because I had no other pleasures. I
couldn't afford to get a drink, I couldn't afford to
go out to eat. I just literally was like living
hand to mouth, and I'm like, how could I ever
raise a child? You know, at this this is like
I was thirty. But here's the thing, though, that was
the mentality that I had. You'd be amazed at what
you can do once you're throwing that situation that you
didn't know you could be it now now now I
could have a child.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 1: I think my wife and I are a little too
old to be at that point.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I don't know how old Beth is.
Speaker 1: But what we're about the same age. What age do
they call it a geriatric pregnacy?
Speaker 6: Thirty five?
Speaker 1: Thirty five called geriatric pet Yeah, we're.
Speaker 3: We're way beyond it.
Speaker 6: I mean I know at fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like kid has two heads, freak show, travels the country,
makes tons of money.
Speaker 5: Though, like John Cena, I understand where he's coming from.
I I love my children, but some of the funnest
times in my life was when I just got to
be an aunt.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, well you just got to be an aunt.
Speaker 5: That was just an ant like, and even had I
never had kids, I would still like be apparent at
times to my friend's.
Speaker 6: Kids or whatever.
Speaker 5: So I'm sure that there's kids in his life that
he gets to like fulfill that some of those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love my wife even more. I watched somebody
from Kevin calling to me. He's on my peg list,
John Mayer take his niece to uh the US open.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, and I also now, I mean, in the
past few years, I've gotten to appreciate the times that
I don't have my kids and I get to go
and do things and explore and everything. So when he's
saying he's like wants to be adventurous and wants to.
I have sometimes been like, how nice would it be
to not have to worry about like God, Like I
gotta go home and pack the kid's lunches for tomorrow and.
Speaker 6: Do this and do that, like just to have the freedom.
Speaker 1: But I love it. So let me we'll wrap it
up on this one. Were you here when we talked
to the woman open marriage Lady?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, So there's a woman I found on TikTok and
I contacted her, and she's got millions of followers and
she's I think she's like getting big product endorsement and stuff.
Very pretty, very unassuming like that very natural, pretty right, right.
And she said that she and her husband are in
an open relationship and that somebody blew her into her
family about it, so she had to explain to her
parents and all this stuff. But one of the things
she said, and I just I'll I forget what episode
it was and go.
Speaker 3: Back and listen to that.
Speaker 1: But she said that one of the things that she
loves about being in an open relationship and dating is
that when she goes out on the date, she's not
mom because when she goes out with her husband, a
lot of the conversation becomes logistical, yep, right about who's
gonna pick up what? And did you hear what this
kid said? And how are we gonna pay for this?
And we're saving for this and that and that. When
you go out with somebody else, you don't have to
be mom and you can talk about the latest book
you read and movies you like and music you listen to.
And so it's kind of that new and we all
know that relationships when they're new, and she feels recharged
and she goes home. Now, I don't know the physicality
of these relationships. That's where I'd be like, you know,
I'm gonna go into the Petri dish. But the but
I you can kind of what you're saying. I mean,
I see it right where you know, what am I
gonna do for the kids? Lunches and this and that?
Speaker 6: And one did you sign the kids up for baseball?
Like or whatever?
Speaker 1: It was become a checklist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Towards the end of my marriage, it was very
much just like a business partnership. And if I think
about the last like year and a half of our marriage,
we never went on one on one dates because I
think we knew that they would be boring, like we.
Speaker 6: Would do we would do group dates, Like why would.
Speaker 5: They be boring because I don't want to like sit
there and talk to you and have like a romantic
dinner like we were not in love anymore and I
don't know, so like we would do we would do
group dinners and like talk to the other couples or.
Speaker 6: You know, to make it more excited.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and then what would you talk about on
the way home?
Speaker 1: Did you see.
Speaker 3: Rachel had something stuck between her two?
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 6: Rolled out, you're not allowed to say that name.
Speaker 3: Oh shoot, I forgot I did.
Speaker 1: It's just that's a simple name, all right, they did
in Vitro. It's just a weird it was. It sounds weird.
I don't know if you'd be comfortable. I'm not asking.
I'm saying I'm not asking if you'd be comfortable doing it.
I'm just saying, like I think that people wouldn't. A
majority of people probably aren't comfortable with doing it. But
everything that woman said, I think really for women it relates.
And I think one of the things that happens in
relationships is you stop dating. And I do wonder I
hear that the divorce rate on second marriages is actually
higher than the divorce rate on first marriages. They don't
always work. I don't know the answer to that, but
I would say sometimes maybe that's the person you were
always rom you know what I mean, because you don't
have kids in common, and you don't have that necessarily.
I don't know.
Speaker 4: I also think there's a smaller sample size on a
second marriage than a first marriage, so the number automatically
goes up.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? You get divorced one, you gotta
get married a second time?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, recycling, Yeah, right, so I.
Speaker 1: Think it's just natural that that number goes up, that's all. Yeah. Well,
once you've done it once, you can rip that band
aid off. It's working out and you can go that way.
All right, Well we will close it out some good
stuff tonight. Know about ship pie?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe I wish I could.
Speaker 5: You'll have to find the picture of the guy and
pop it up.
Speaker 3: I will on the videos. I will. Uh, maybe we'll
just call this episode Casserole or Fairport Castle.
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Yeah, we'll just call it it.
We'll just call it a for Laura. Who are you
getting a cold down there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: My God, I'm sorry. Well, thank you for coming out
for Dan Barillo. Tomorrow, get ready for them Bubboo Bills
and the Cardinals. Baby, that's right. I'm Bill Moran. We'll
see you tomorrow. And then the moment he stayed
Speaker 10: Yeah,