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Speaker 1: You are now listening to soft core history.

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Speaker 2: You unlock this door with the key of imagination.

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Speaker 3: Beyond it is another dimension, a dimension of sound, a

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dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into

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a land of both shadow and substance of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over into the twilight Zone.

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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to softcore History. Spooky Month, Halloween,

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horror Nites, whatever Dan wants to call it, oooky moth.

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Dan likes Halloween Horrnites, Halloween hornits. Because you went to Orlando.

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Speaker 2: University, I was a big universal fan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah is that? What is that a thing? There?

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Speaker 2: Is that? It is?

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Speaker 1: Okay? I didn't have eighteen parks next to my college. Yeah,

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most people don't. Yeah, it's it's very night heavy. I'm

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your host as always, by the way, Jake Goldman, I'm

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joined as always too by Dan ri Chester and Rob Fox.

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Speaker 2: Missouri wishes they had theme parks. There's not a theme

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park in Missouri.

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Speaker 1: We were the original location for disney World. It got

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denied who Walt Disney. Walt Disney was like, first Missouri,

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let's try that out. And then he showed up and

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was like Saint Louis Riverfront, is where he wanted to

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put it, and Saint Louis said no because ab wanted

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to sell beer there, and Walt was like, this is

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for children, and they were like, yeah, that's why we

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want to sell beer though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, We're like, we just have a feeling that being

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at your park is gonna need me, need everyone to drink.

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And they were like and Disney was like no, so

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he moved it to Florida.

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Speaker 2: I will say Star Wars LAMB was awesome, but it

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made it even better having booze.

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Speaker 1: Oh I bet yeah, I haven't been to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now they sell booze everywhere there. It's stupid.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the entire place is ransacked with booze.

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Speaker 1: Got drunk?

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Speaker 2: You got trunk of the Cantino? Yeah, the on moss

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Isley That's a fucking legiti ass place to get drunk.

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And then I went on the Millennium Falcon. That's amazing.

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You know, I'll never top it. One day.

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Speaker 1: I'll have to get out to Florida and check it out. Yeah,

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been a while since you been there. I feel I

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know it's so weird. I just need to get back

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out there and see some family, but maybe.

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Speaker 2: Catch a game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I would love to catch a game that's

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Texas Florida. Well, I don't want to be topical topical here,

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but yeah, yeah, no it was good. Actually. So I

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was out in Lake Way earlier and uh, I went,

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there's a convenience store out there that does not sell beer.

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It is a full gas station convenience store. They do

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not sell beer.

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Speaker 2: It's an old school Pennsylvania. Yeah, I'm like, what the

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fuck gas station? Why do they not sell beer here?

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I was like driving at halftime of the game last night.

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I stopped there and they're like, no, we don't sell

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beer here. Like I was the idiot for asking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how they treat you in the East Coast too,

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when you're in like Pennsylvania, Maryland, You're like, where's the

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whatever the blue law? Yeah, fucking dumb ass, motherfucker. What

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do you think? I I don't know if I can

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keep this up, you will, Okay, Fine, do the episode? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Fine?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, speaking of Florida, I have a couple of

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stories I wanted to talk to you guys about. I've

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been reading a lot about Florida lately. I have a

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couple of things first that are just generally spooky that

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I just wanted to share with you before I got

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into the actual episode.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so your own personal ghost encounters.

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Speaker 1: No, nothing personal. I don't have anything interesting happening to

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me ever, But so I'm right there with you, Bud.

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I know it's it's pretty brutal, but just surviving. So

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one of the first things I've been reading this book

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called Saltwater Cowboy. It's about people that were smuggling marijuana

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like into the US through this shitty little town called

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Everglades City in southwest Florida.

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Speaker 2: And they're just ripping off cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Cowboys they kind of were. This is a self written biography.

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I do like this man, the Saltwater Cowboys sounds like

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something asinine that like Texans would call their pirates. Yeah, yeah,

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it would make me want a punch of texts in

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the face. Oh that's not a pirate.

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Speaker 2: We called him Saltwater Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Derek Queen's different here. Saltwater pirates are different here. The

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Saltwar Cowboys should fuck them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's very it does sound very Texas. But

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the reason they were called Saltwater cowboys, and this is

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a true horrifying thing.

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Speaker 1: So they would meet. They ran up front as a

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crab trapping operation out of Everglade City. Good front. I

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feel like, yeah, I mean fantastic. No one's going up

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on a crab boat and be like are these all

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the crabs?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you don't got any more crabs in there?

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But so they go out to the middle of the

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golf of Mexico and there's no one out there. There's

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no one patrolling the middle of it. No, So there

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would be these people that would come up from like Venezuela,

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not Venezuela, Colombia, in like giant freighters, right, And they

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were smuggling all of the marijuana that got into the

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US on cattle boats, so like boats transporting cattle. Okay.

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Speaker 2: The problem was.

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Speaker 1: That when they packed the marijuana on the boat, they

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would always pack it on first, because you.

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Speaker 2: Want to hide it inside the boat, right, right, cattle hold.

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Speaker 1: Inside the hay and everything else. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You

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want the cows to be enough of a decoy. They

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smell like shit, right, You're not gonna smell the weed

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through all the cowshit and everything else, right, And so

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they pack all the weed in there, and they pack

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the cows on there. The problem with the middle of

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the Gulf of Mexico is that you can't unload cows,

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so naturally cows being the least valuable thing on that boat. Yeah,

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in the nineteen seventies.

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Speaker 2: All of the cows were cattle prodded into the middle

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of the ocean to drown. Oh my god, every time

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they unloaded marijuana.

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Speaker 1: And at no point was anyone like, hey, Jim, another

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forty cows just washed up on shore.

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Speaker 2: Brave yard of cows. That's exactly.

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Speaker 1: This operation was called Saltwater Cowboys because they were like

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they told the Columbian guys to be like, you guys

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can't do this anymore, right, they're dead cows washing up

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in like Tampa and like Naples and shit.

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Speaker 2: And like that's actually why the University of South Florida

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is in the bowls.

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Speaker 1: It is the bulls, that's right. It's not because of

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the long standing cattle farming. It's it's all the washed

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the dead cow cows. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 2: So it's uh yeah, it's named after dead cows they

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found on the beach or in Gasparilla.

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Speaker 1: That'd be sick though, that would be hilarious, Like if

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their mascot was just a ghost cow.

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Speaker 2: Also, the salt water is going to preserve the meat. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's basically just jerky washing up on shore at that point.

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Speaker 2: And you're hammered at Gasparilla dressed like a pirate. I

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can't think of a better snack.

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Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, it's not jerky, it's it's straight

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up pastrami, like full cow pastrami, just salted, salted and pickled.

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Speaker 2: No, that's definitely pistrami. Like, yeah, just salt.

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Speaker 1: You're brining it, yeah too, which is even better. So

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like you brine it, you salt curate. Then it washes

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up and dries in the Florida sun. Yeah, like that's

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secondary business. You open up a deli, that's probably really good.

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just randomly comparing here, your beef prices are fucking nuts here.

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what like cheaper, way cheaper? Holy shit, dude.

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Speaker 2: And they're not cheap here.

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Speaker 1: No, no, everything's gone happen, but beef in general's fucked Yeah, dude,

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it's so nuts. Yeah, that was one of the stories

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it was funny that alligator literally just means full lizard

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in Spanish. It means the lizard like it's a borrow word,

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so like it means like I don't know the actual

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pronunciation of it, but it's like they get at like

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and I gets.

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Speaker 2: That and like that sounds French. Though, yeah again two accents.

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You know this, Yeah, that's true. No, but it just

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means I've been working online. Yeah, what you got? What

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you got in the roster? There?

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Speaker 1: Big guy or the oh? Yeah, I feel like he

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does a good t R a good bully anyway. I

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don't know if you can extend beyond bully because I

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really can't.

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Speaker 2: For the motive. I don't have Teddy in the arsenal,

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I have some other Okay, you got Boston, fack you

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you do a Boston Who are the You're the go

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to Boston on this not that much different than Philly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Guess I should probably get it into my episode. Then

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that's not the point of the show. It's not. It's

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why we don't grow. But that's fine. We love our fans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're here for us. It's been tough not growing

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with you guys lately. It's it's really hard, been putting

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of effort. I feel like I've been written an episode

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in a while. I'm being honest. You guys have really

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been covering yeah the way constantly like Harry the Ship,

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can you do this one for me? Can you do

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that one?

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Speaker 2: This one? I gotta go do stuff on a vacation

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from Jake a lot of vacation.

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Speaker 1: Today's episode is actually a pretty interesting one that I

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found while researching cults just in my off time. Yeah,

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I say, as a hobby that generally your normal Jake googling. Well,

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I was gonna do an episode on the Order like

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French name here, the Order of Templar Solar. It was

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just like this Quebecian death cult, which was hilarious, the

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Sun Templars that the Order of the Sun. Okay, yeah,

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they definitely you would be such a good person to

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frame for like a weird political killing, just because they

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would check your digital history. I'd be like he was

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into some fucked up shit.

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Speaker 2: Dog.

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Speaker 1: I really don't want to like explain how accurate that

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is like the second something anything relevant happens with, like

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a shooting, Like.

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Speaker 2: He watched Beyond Majestic twelve times.

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Speaker 1: He watches it and then recommends it to people at bars.

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I've recommended Beyond Majestic. I was actually I was out

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of Buddy's house and we were all we're all friends.

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wife's kind of like, let's not get on this. Yeah,

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I'm like, actually, have you ever seen Beyond Majestic. It's

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about Draco reptilians and how they like harness our negative energy.

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Oh my god, He's like, what, Like I could just

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tell I opened up something I shouldn't have.

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Speaker 2: Jake threw it on before we went to the bar. Yeah,

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he was like to get high. Here's a pre game. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, man, watch the truth. Then we'll

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get drunk after that's I think that's just like, well,

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at that point, you're not being political anymore, so you

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kind of she kind of monkey paw wished that into existence. Okay, guys,

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let's not talk about politics. Like, all right, well I

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got this for you. What's political about an island in

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the middle of the Bahamas. Nothing? Nothing, really, I don't

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think so it can't be political if there were no

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laws there, that's true. I mean, if you own the island,

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it's not really like a crime.

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Speaker 2: That's why you can actually kill somebody on the cruise

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ship island. And that's all this This.

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Speaker 1: Is a terrible take that me and my friends came

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up with. But actually the whole purpose of the island

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without looking over their shoulder, and the kids just happened

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to be a byproduct. Yeah, what else could we do here? Yeah,

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pong and stuff. They're just yeah, they're just like screaming

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the N word and screaming unlimited pow.

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just rip it, rip it, let's kill go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But this is a Texas, Florida connection that I

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kind of stumbled upon. And there's not a lot about

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this cult one, which is awesome. Like, no one really

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knows about this cult except for a handful of people

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that we saw the name of it.

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Speaker 2: We're like, wait a minute, and.

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Speaker 1: Then two, it is so influential for no reason other

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than like I'm just gonna get into it, so let's

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do it. Yeah, if you were to be dropped into Estero,

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Florida in the current day, you wouldn't find that much

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surprising about it. Like it's Sarah, Florida's just this small

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suburb outside of Fort Myers Beach. It's a high cost

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of living city, just inland from Fort Myers, southwest coast

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of Florida, not too far from where the old crab

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people were that were going up and picking up weed

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from the dead cowbots. Okay, yeah, but uh, However, Astaro

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is also the home of a very little known cult

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that had significant influence not only in Lee County, Florida,

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but also in central Texas. Today, we're gonna talk about

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a guy named Cyrus Tied. He's a botified, insane person

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that created one of the least talked about cults in

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the late eighteen hundreds. Oh, Cyrus is a good cult name.

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Cyrus is a great Cyrus is the name of the

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cult founder. I know that's when saying that's a good

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cult leader name. Yeah, for sure. The name of the

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cults is the Correshions. Think about that, yep, yep, yeah,

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So we'll get it right into that. Yeah, so Cyrus

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Ted was born October eighteenth, eighteen thirty nine and Trout Creek,

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New York. First off, I just like say, there's nothing

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spooky about law and order. So I don't think anything

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spooky happened in Waco. No, nothing once. No, it's just

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atf Duncan dude. Back to Blue Dog, Yeah, dude, fucking

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thin blue line, bin blue line. They were just playing.

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Speaker 2: Capture the flag. Yeah out there they got.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that footage man of them getting

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the flag up? I mean when I play it in

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like a highlight reel on the fourth of July at

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the parties, I throw, certainly, yeah, but not not recently,

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not since the fourth July.

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Speaker 2: It's so weird. The guy was just like, we did

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it for you, Janet, We did it Ruby Ridge too.

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Speaker 1: Baby, let's go.

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Speaker 2: I think I was technically there. What my parents said,

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they drove by Waco while the branch Davidian was on fire.

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No way, So I was like one or two.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. Interesting, just you and a coincidence.

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Speaker 2: You and David Krish just two ships in the night. Yeah,

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visiting my aunt in Dallas.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds suss.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe that. Yeah, the fuck, why are they

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flying in Austin? Yeah, no, unless the flight was waiting,

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but yeah, then driving to Dallas.

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Speaker 1: There's no way the flight to Austin was cheaper from then.

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Not back then, but back then too.

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Speaker 2: I have questions for my parents. I have a lot

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of questions escaping.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps, I think that your mom and dad much like

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that Alamo ghost of the guy who pieced out of

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the Alamo, right, the one guy who was like, I

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think I'm gonna go before the battle started. It seems

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good now his ghost like haunts the road back to

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San Antonio's like chain to it. He's trying to get

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back because he feels like he's a coward and a failure.

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When your parents pass, they will haunt the road out

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of Way thirty five, Yeah, trying to get back to

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the fort they left.

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Speaker 2: It is one of the deadliest roads in America. That

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stretch of I thirty five is pretty dangerous. Also, a

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lot of children trafficked.

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Speaker 1: You know, every time, I'm sorry every time you like

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look at people complained about traffic, They're like, oh, it's

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a pile up. Where was it? They're like, oh, it

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was a twenty And it's like Oh, yep, that makes sense. Yeah,

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it's because it's an interstate. Every interstate. I feel like

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every interstate's dangerous, except for the ones not near populated areas.

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Like oh yeah, the stretch from I seventy five down

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to Orlando between Okaala, that's one of the most dangerous

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places in the world. Like the stretch from Beaumont to Houston,

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that's one of the most dangerous stretches in the world,

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like because they're all populated. Did not like driving from

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Dallas to Houston direct the one time I did it.

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That's a terrible drive. Yeah, it's also boring. Yeah, it's

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more boring than anything. Hated it. It's like, hey man,

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what's cool? Oh lagrange neat the way. This is mainly

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what this weekend reminded me of because I went somewhere,

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is that, like, God, I just don't want to go

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anywhere anymore.

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Speaker 2: That's so true.

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Speaker 1: I just the people with wonder lust psychopath.

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Speaker 2: You went trade play what I have nowhere to be.

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I'll tell you what. I'm like, a ghost tied to

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my apartment.

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Speaker 1: Financially, we don't know that you're alive.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, you could just be apparition in here. Yeah,

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that's true.

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Speaker 1: It like there could just be Dan's bodies in the

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bedroom and has been for weeks, and I just keep

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showing up, and Jake just keeps showing both keep showing up. Everything.

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Speaker 2: No one's told me I died.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're Bruce Wilsons.

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Speaker 2: Less and less people talk to me, So I wonder

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if that's a sign.

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Speaker 1: I think right now you can't confirm your alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you also don't know if we're alive, which

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is even crazier for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel alive. I feel I feel pain.

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Speaker 2: There's a fifth dimension. It's time.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that's the fourth one. Anyway, this asshole Cyrus died.

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He was born in Trout Creek, New York, and while

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we don't know a ton about his upbringing, we do

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know a couple of things. After Trout Creeky grew up

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in Utica, New York, and after leaving school at age eleven,

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like most children I guess back then did, he went

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to work on the Erie Canal as a driver of animals,

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pulled boats along the shore. So he went from like

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I don't need all this math. I'm a whip some cattle. Yeah, yeah,

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classic eighteen hundreds his normal eighteen hundred stuff.

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Speaker 2: We know his parents' names.

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Speaker 1: We don't know much about them, but we do know

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he has one distant relative. His name is Joseph Smith.

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Oh so it's in the family. Love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course the hats involved in this colt rats. Yeah,

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did he look into a hat. He did not look

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into a hat.

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Speaker 1: No, different, He had a way dumber way of getting

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his prophecy, which is amazing.

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Speaker 2: We'll get to you later. So, yeso Smith was kind

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of a g though he at least died believe in

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what he did. He definitely fought for it.

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Speaker 1: Yet Tartan feathered and moved like six different times.

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Speaker 2: He got attacked many times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, someone mobs after that terrible uh.

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Speaker 2: He done in Illinois though, right, Yes.

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Speaker 1: He died just over the river in Illinois, I believe

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after that, after they kicked him out of the state

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of Missouri, after that horrible uh Mormon church shooting or

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whatever that happened a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, someone tweeted,

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like Christianity is they're more under attack, and someone was like,

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I don't think you know the history of the Mormons.

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They've always kind of yeah, yeah, like there's a reason

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they have such a stronghold in Utah. It's because that's

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the oldest people were not moved. Yeah, they're like nobody

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else is coming. No, it's this water, this pool of

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water that you can't drink, this big lake. Yeah, this

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is where we're gonna go. I guess. Yeah, dude, fucking Mormons, man,

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they are just beat a shit throughout history. They're the

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real jaw was truly no one wanted them, Yeah, I guess.

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After leaving school to drive animals, he then went back

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to school to study a serious art, medicine, you know,

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because mid eighteen hundreds, medicine people are super legit. Anyone

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could do it.

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Speaker 2: Really. I often refer to medicine as an art. Yeah,

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it was certainly not a science.

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Speaker 1: He claimed himself as an eclectic physician as well. So

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I want you to think about what medicine was in

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eighteen fifty nine, and then think of a guy that

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calls himself eclectic on top of that. Yeah, like the

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shit that was already happening back then was like, oh,

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you got like a headache, let's put a leech on

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your ball sack.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's medicine. Yeah, so what he was doing. It

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worked a lot.

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Speaker 1: I mean it made you think less about your headache

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when you're thinking about that ball sack, that ball sack Leach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Uh, someone wanted to marry him.

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Speaker 2: So he has a wife and he has a kid

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in eighteen fifteen, nine and eighteen sixty and then he

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opens up a medical practice in Utica.

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Speaker 1: Uh. He was also known for obviously being a whack

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ado by today's standards, but like back then standards, like

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I said, and then they were like this guy's fucking weird. Yeah.

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His big focus was alchemy actually yep. So he was

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just basically like trying to turn anything he could into gold.

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Speaker 2: He's rumpel still skin essentially. Yes.

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Speaker 1: His science experiments basically just involved him electrocuting the shit

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out of stuff though, So he was kind of in

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the I'm not like gonna figure it out through like

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mixing stuff together, right, I have this new tool called

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electricity magic as far as I know. Yeah, so we're

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gonna zap shit until something turns gold. This will have

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to happen.

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Speaker 2: This is where the hats come into play, much like

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the prestige.

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Speaker 1: Where do you think gold plates come from? What if

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he sent normal plates turn them into gold. He electrocute them,

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but he sent them back in time like a couple decades.

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Here's my question. One day, are we gonna have is

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alchemy actually gonna work? Can't we? When should we be

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able to lab make gold?

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Speaker 2: At some point you would think with aa meet now

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I feel like lab grown.

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Speaker 1: Then the alchemists are gonna have the last laugh. They'd

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be like I told you we could turn anything into gold.

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That's a laugh that's been like ten thousand years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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that's I mean, that's like they were like, see, we

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were right the whole time, Like, well you weren't. Really,

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that's the guy that's like the doom scroller. That's like

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when society does eventually collapse whenever it does, like see

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I told you yeah, so okay, you were right? Now

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what yeah? All right? Cool? Or like it's like when

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any any uh fan is like I told you that

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guy was because I saw about James Franklin that it's

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like he was never gonna win a championship there, and

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it's like, well, that's most coaches at any place in

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any level of sports.

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Speaker 2: Ninety nine point nine point nine nine nine nine nine.

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People don't what a bold claim. Yes, uh, I think

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there's but four active, five active. I don't think it's

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that many.

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Speaker 1: I think it's three or four, it's it might be

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three now I think it's three. It's what Dabbo Kirby,

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Kirby and Ryan. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's nuts. Wow,

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you did it.

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Speaker 2: You nailed it. There's one hundred and thirty four.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's one hundred and thirty four coaches in

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the Division one asshole. We will talk about James.

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Speaker 2: Frank The James Franklin think is so stupid. This is

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the dumbest firing I've seen it in a while.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, we don't need to get two topic. Fine off, Mike,

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We're gonna go bananas talking about that. But anyway, he

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is essentially the electricity version of a pyro. In the

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autumn of eighteen sixty nine, during an experiment, he was

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badly shocked, he electrocuted himself, and he passed out. During

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his being passed out, Cyrus reported relaxation at the back

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part of his brain a peculiar buzzing tension at the

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front of his forehead, which literally he gave himself an

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electrical body.

467
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: More or less.

468
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh really, like, yeah, he pretty much like he gave

469
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,519
himself way too high, short circuited. Yeah, he went Cuckoo's

470
00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:16,720
nest on himself. I love that on accident.

471
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 2: So uh. But during that time, he also claimed his

472
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,799
soul left his body and he witnessed a woman whom

473
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,039
he perceived as his mother and bride. If you want

474
00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:26,920
to unpack that.

475
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:31,079
Speaker 1: His soul or did he astral project I think, well,

476
00:21:31,079 --> 00:21:34,119
I don't think they had astral projection back. What is

477
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,839
like your soul leaving your body, but astral projection, really

478
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,160
that's kind of one in the same right. I think

479
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,680
astral projection was probably a thing people thought of back then.

480
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,640
I don't know if they called it astral projection, but

481
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,279
I guarantee you there was like some that feels like

482
00:21:46,319 --> 00:21:48,519
something Hindus have been thinking they could do for five

483
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,240
thousand years. Well, I guess what I'm saying is like

484
00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:53,319
more so in modern or like early America, like they

485
00:21:53,319 --> 00:21:56,599
would just call it like I was soul dancing, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

486
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,960
I was soul sprinting to another part of the realm,

487
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,759
Like you know, they weren't like it was astral projection. Yeah. Actually,

488
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:03,799
I'm probably so wrong about that too, with all the

489
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,640
like there was a lot of chance shit, there was,

490
00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:07,640
I mean there was a lot of say seances were

491
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,920
really big back then in the eighteen sixties, Mary Todd

492
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,640
Lincoln was doing them constantly. Jake, Yeah, that makes sense.

493
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 2: You want to go to the Monroe Institute and learn

494
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,160
how to astro project, Dude, I got nothing going on.

495
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: Need to go to the Monroe Institute. That's the best

496
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,240
part about it. So all you need is two or

497
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,759
one ping pong ball and some headphones, like over your

498
00:22:26,799 --> 00:22:30,359
headphones that play white noise, and a flashlight. You cut

499
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,680
that ping pong ball on half, you put it over

500
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,599
your eyes, and then you listen to the white noise,

501
00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:38,079
and then that starts you to understand like how to

502
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,640
like really disassociate, just get in with the frequencies.

503
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like you like you turn off all the

504
00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:47,880
stimulation in your head and then you like just become

505
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,599
one with the universe. You unplug yourself.

506
00:22:50,759 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 1: Is like the tapes, right, it's the like they have

507
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,799
like tapes that teach you how to astral project and

508
00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:55,799
there's something with the sound.

509
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,039
Speaker 3: Yeah.

510
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like fifty of them or something, right, Yeah,

511
00:22:58,839 --> 00:22:59,720
I did we do an.

512
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 1: Episode that I did.

513
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,759
Speaker 2: Did you. I don't know if you were a part

514
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,039
of it.

515
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: I must have been out that week, yeah, I think you.

516
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 2: You were sick. Yeah, it must have been so.

517
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. He sees this woman who he claims is his

518
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:15,400
wife and his bride at the same time, even though

519
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,359
he had or his wife and his mother, even though

520
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,559
they are both very real people.

521
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 2: But right, it's like.

522
00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:22,079
Speaker 1: The perfect I guess like woman, right.

523
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh, it's the caringness of my mother

524
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,200
with the vagina of my wife.

525
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, God. But she tells him to spread

526
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:35,319
the word on the true nature of our cellular cause

527
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:42,559
magan cosmogany I causmogany, causmogany. That's a good fake science word.

528
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,160
Oh it's so fake science y and we'll get right

529
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,519
into it soon. And to bridge the gap between science

530
00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:52,440
and religion. He was like the unteenthed dude that was like, actually,

531
00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:57,119
science just proves God exists. This was I feel like

532
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,440
we can learn a lot about how we currently look

533
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,680
at AI and stuff like that by going back to

534
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,000
the mid to late nineteenth century and looking at how

535
00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:10,599
they viewed science, bridging the spiritual and the physical. Essentially,

536
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,799
because they were like it was so new and they're

537
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:17,000
like it could do anything. I mean, yeah, like what

538
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,640
science was like fixing the God of the gaps? Right, yeah,

539
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,839
it was just like okay, like it wasn't for all,

540
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,720
like most scientific experiments were like what you think of

541
00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:30,440
when you think of like a scientific experiment like cartoony wise,

542
00:24:30,519 --> 00:24:34,319
it's like shit exploding, like wizzy shit shit flowing around

543
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,279
like like I think, I think the prestige really nails it.

544
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. It's like a Tesla ball where you

545
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,960
put your hand on it, your hair stands up the

546
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:44,559
right hold on? Is this true?

547
00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:51,319
Speaker 1: At rockh It just said Mecha Hitler something about that?

548
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,240
Is he still self training that thing?

549
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 2: Who can keep up? Who can keep up? But uh, God,

550
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,000
certainly not Rock, No, Crock certainly can't.

551
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: Not what you're getting speaked all the time. But yeah, dude,

552
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,440
I mean like straight up. He was also like the

553
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,680
last thing that's really important to know about this vision

554
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:10,960
was that not only was he going to help bridge

555
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,640
the gap between like science and God, and you know,

556
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,400
he was going to teach everybody about cellular at cosmogany.

557
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,279
Speaker 2: He was the Messiah of course. Well right, yeah, and dude,

558
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:24,359
imagine creating a religion where you're not the savior.

559
00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm just a guy.

560
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,519
Speaker 2: I'm just a dude.

561
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,319
Speaker 1: Any religion and any government, I really want everyone to

562
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,200
ask themselves when they look at how they're formed, like,

563
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,720
did the people that created this benefit the most from it?

564
00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:40,880
Like any government class I've ever had is like, Okay,

565
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,720
so wait, Plato created the gold and silver and copper casts.

566
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, which one was he?

567
00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 1: Oh he was gold? Well, no way.

568
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 2: He created it.

569
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,759
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta give him some credit, right.

570
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,519
Speaker 2: I mean, every everyone's always dipping their pen in, you know,

571
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:56,519
they're always like, yeah, i gotta get a taste for

572
00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:59,440
me since I'm you know, the revolutionary.

573
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: Interesting that than didn't snap himself, that's what a That's

574
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,279
what a what a good person would have done.

575
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,319
Speaker 2: That's what a good purple guy would have done. Yeah,

576
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:09,720
he would have snapped himself out of existence. Rob loves

577
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,319
to bring up fan of Rob's a big Fanos guy,

578
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:13,480
huge Thanos guy.

579
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 1: It's the only movies I've seen in the last eight years.

580
00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:17,720
It's my only frame of reference.

581
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: Well, also banches of She is the other one.

582
00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:23,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, And much like in banchees Of inaser And when

583
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:26,240
Colin Farrell's character. I don't even know the name of

584
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:28,480
them in that. Actually I do know Colin Ferrell's name.

585
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:33,599
It's Patrick cool Pathrick. Yeah.

586
00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:37,759
Speaker 2: So Cyrus awakes and he vows to applies applies scientific

587
00:26:37,799 --> 00:26:41,240
knowledge to redeem humanity from the lady that told him.

588
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: To do so, right, Mom wife, Yes, mom, wife told him.

589
00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:50,079
He promptly changed his name to Koresh, which is Hebrew

590
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:56,160
for Cyrus. Okay, so that would explain why the other

591
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,240
gentleman probably adopted that last name. The other gentleman also

592
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,799
adopted the last name Krash, which is Hebrew for Cyrus,

593
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:07,160
but Cyrus is also translated from or translates to shepherd. Yeah,

594
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,160
so very classically like messiotic, right right right. When he

595
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,799
told his wife and family about his newfound belief system

596
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,759
and name change, they reacted just like Joseph Smith's wife,

597
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:21,319
What the fuck are you talking? Right? Oh?

598
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,599
Speaker 2: My god, get a job. They thought he was insane. Yeah,

599
00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:32,279
they were like, hey, cyrus h Koresh, maybe, what the

600
00:27:32,279 --> 00:27:32,640
fuck are.

601
00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:34,559
Speaker 1: You talking about? It's the equivalent of like, because this

602
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:36,519
sounds like it was in a way like his hobby.

603
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,680
So imagine like your dad comes upstairs from the basement,

604
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:45,920
and he's like the model trains told me I was God.

605
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,599
Speaker 2: I'm actually not only the conductor of that small village

606
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,680
down there, I'm the conductor of the entire universe.

607
00:27:50,759 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you.

608
00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: Wouldn't mind bowing down to me as I stoles my

609
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:58,720
greatness And everyone's honestly like, I don't think we're that

610
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:01,079
with the way AI works out, we're not very far

611
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,440
away from this shit happening all the time. Again, it's

612
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,920
honestly better than him buying a motorcycle for his midlife crisis.

613
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's just because he wants to meet God.

614
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:15,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude starts throwing on the leathers. Yeah yeah, no helmet, gang,

615
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,920
no helmet. You gotta have as many visions as you

616
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,960
can in this in this ephemeral life we live, and just.

617
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,319
Speaker 1: A regrettable trip to Twin Peaks.

618
00:28:23,319 --> 00:28:27,319
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Waco another Waco connection, Yeah, a lot of Yeah,

619
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,960
there's only like three Waco stories.

620
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: And that's we got two of them right here in

621
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,799
this episode. Two. Oh wait, and the third one is

622
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:40,480
Baylor football. No good Waco stories, I guess Chip and

623
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:43,319
Joe inne gains, except don't they have like a tumultuous

624
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,839
like love life as well.

625
00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're talking, of course with Baylor football

626
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,680
that they finally gotten in an out burger and that's

627
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,000
what they used to recruit kids.

628
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, talk about like thinking that's gonna win

629
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,880
some kid from like California, that's a wide receiver.

630
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,359
Speaker 2: It's like, yo, we got in and out here.

631
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,279
Speaker 1: Cool?

632
00:29:01,319 --> 00:29:04,359
Speaker 2: You got money? Uh yeah, yeah, oh cool? Yeah.

633
00:29:04,359 --> 00:29:06,799
Speaker 1: All I need is enough money to buy eight million

634
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:08,839
in and out burgers, and I'll come eat this in

635
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,559
and out every fucking day.

636
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: I will do commercials for it.

637
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,039
Speaker 1: So yeah, they basically his family basically told him like,

638
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,640
you're nuts, were not. We love you, Yeah, go do

639
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:25,720
your thing. We're gonna be here at home and believe

640
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,559
it or not. He basically, instead of rationalizing or debating

641
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:33,279
his ideals, he left town and he started espousing his

642
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:35,960
new beliefs to basically anyone who would listen. Kind of

643
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,359
fell off on the whole being a good husband thing.

644
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,440
He's no time for that.

645
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 2: The wife and kids basically kind of did their own

646
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,519
thing until the wife died in like eighteen eighty five

647
00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:47,240
or whatever. Sure, sure s yeah, but uh he would

648
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:49,759
call actually help those kids out by leaving them.

649
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,599
Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, absent fathers make.

650
00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: The best people. Lights a fire under their ass. Yeah,

651
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,440
you got to prove something.

652
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,359
Speaker 1: Iron sharpens iron.

653
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: Also, if he's this nuts, him sticking around is actually

654
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:02,000
bad for the kids.

655
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: I honestly that's probably true. I mean the guy literally

656
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,240
electrocuted himself so bad he almost lobotomized himself and thought

657
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:09,480
of a.

658
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,599
Speaker 2: New Really you actually do?

659
00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:13,599
Speaker 1: I think mean to sort of moneyball the stats on

660
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,920
absentee fathers, right, like, oh, all these homes with absentee

661
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,960
fathers are worse off? How many of them shouldn't have

662
00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:22,480
been there? I do want to know that, because there's

663
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,559
if you are and if you are a dad who

664
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,920
leaves the family, chances are you're such a piece of

665
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,720
shit that it's not it's not.

666
00:30:29,799 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: Better that you You would have dragged the kids down.

667
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,039
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. How many absentee fathers, like, you know,

668
00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:37,079
there's at least one that's like but you know it

669
00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:38,000
made them stronger?

670
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: Oh?

671
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: I yeah, Like there's definitely like a nod they talked

672
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,160
themselves into.

673
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I'm actually doing the right thing. Yeah,

674
00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:50,559
And so Rob think about your own life. M hm,

675
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,279
would you leave in Courtney and your kids actually be

676
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,240
and that positive.

677
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,599
Speaker 1: Have you ever considered that you're being really selfish by

678
00:30:57,599 --> 00:31:02,440
staying with your family? I am currently right now. Yeah,

679
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,920
I kind of opened a door here. I cannot wait

680
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,640
to see Courtney tomorrow. Yeah, after you tell her what

681
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,839
I told you. Yeah, yeah, I'll let her know. Yeah,

682
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,319
like Jake said, I should leave the entire family. Well,

683
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:15,720
when I come home like three celterers deep after the weekend,

684
00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:17,920
I had, She's gonna be like, yeah, maybe that's maybe

685
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,720
that is for the best.

686
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw how you behaved in the football game.

687
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,640
Are you cordial?

688
00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:26,119
Speaker 1: I was honestly fine. My buddy, we were leaving and

689
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,319
we were right next to the Alabama band and this

690
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,119
Alabama band member had like gotten up and left it

691
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:35,720
like we're leaving the game we had lost, and the

692
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,319
French his like trumpet was sitting right there. And my buddy,

693
00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:41,119
whose birthday I was, was like take it, just take it.

694
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:42,680
And I turned to him and I was like, you

695
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,599
know what if we're still in college.

696
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gone. It's in my shirt, it's gone. Yeah,

697
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,519
no questioning me to bail him out of prison in Missouri.

698
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:55,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was like, dude, I'm thirty nine. I can't.

699
00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:57,720
I can't now, but I told him. I was like,

700
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,519
if I was, if we were twenty, I would do it.

701
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:01,640
And he's like, fucking know you would.

702
00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were twenty, that's going up in your

703
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,000
room and you're gonna tell people about it.

704
00:32:05,119 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, if that's in your house now. And you're like, oh, yeah,

705
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,160
I stole it from Alabama person at a game. Oh, like,

706
00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:11,440
was that when you were in college? You're like, no,

707
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,160
it was three weeks ago. Yeah, no, I stole a

708
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,640
child's very expensive instrument three weeks ago.

709
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: It's probably more expensive than you think. And it's like

710
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,680
grand theft.

711
00:32:18,599 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh a hundred percent. It's a felony.

712
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:20,759
Speaker 2: I don't.

713
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,799
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine how much like a college level

714
00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:24,920
for like someone in a band like Alabama's like, that's

715
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,599
a nice trumpet. Yes, and it's the kids who traveled,

716
00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:29,680
so it's like their best band members probably.

717
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, easy, dude, Oh my god, yeah. I uh so.

718
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: I was at the Florida Texas game and my favorite

719
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,519
thing I said the entire time I was trying to

720
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:38,880
find clever ways to talk shit.

721
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:42,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh mattsau rancho Is mid got so many people

722
00:32:42,359 --> 00:32:44,279
upset Ah, that's funny, dude.

723
00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:46,119
Speaker 1: People were like I said that in the bathroom, like

724
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,920
I'd go on the storm and like matsol Ranchro's mid people.

725
00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: You're crazy, You're crazy.

726
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,319
Speaker 1: You know it's funny. Do you remember from our time

727
00:32:53,359 --> 00:32:58,519
at TFM. The ut newspaper published an article about that. No,

728
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:02,000
I don't. It was like p guoke and this idiot

729
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,039
freshman wrote an article about how people should need a

730
00:33:04,079 --> 00:33:07,440
Mattel Rancho because it's mediocre Mexican food made by white people.

731
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,839
Didn't look into it at all, just assumed that Matt

732
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,079
must have been a white person.

733
00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:12,119
Speaker 2: That's so bad.

734
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:12,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

735
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been around for like eighty years.

736
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:18,119
Speaker 1: It's like very clearly been owned by Mexicans the entire

737
00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:21,599
fucking time. Yeah, it's fine food, Like it's not personally

738
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,400
it's a good environment. Yeah, it's it's a it's a

739
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,559
vibe the environment. It's it's a vibe food good. It

740
00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:28,680
seems like the kind of place the people from King

741
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,480
of the Hill would go for, like good Mexican food. Yeah,

742
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,839
but because it's actually authentic though too, and they like

743
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,039
up the interior.

744
00:33:36,119 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: It's much better when you go with a group of

745
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,240
like ten plus.

746
00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:41,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, it's all so yeah, he would call let's

747
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,519
get back to this guy, Cyrus. He would call his

748
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,640
belief system Kristianity. Boy was it fun.

749
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: So I want to get into the core tenants of Korshianity.

750
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,119
Speaker 1: You Christian? So yeah, I'm a Korestionian Christian. You say

751
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:59,559
it weird Koreshian question. They were called Koreshians. Co in

752
00:33:59,599 --> 00:34:03,119
there just people, I can just say it quick, yeah, Coror.

753
00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:05,359
Speaker 2: That's a Cajun man.

754
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I believe your.

755
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 2: No. One's telling the ocasion guy that he's not what

756
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,639
he's saying he is. So this guy Syrus denounced the

757
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:21,400
idea first and maintenant. He denounces the idea that Earth

758
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,039
revolved around the Sun. Instead pioneered his own theory of

759
00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:29,039
the universe known as cellular cause Magan, I can't say

760
00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:34,000
it cellular cosmo goan cosmogani that cosmogony. That's good enough,

761
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:37,760
thank you. According to this theory, you're gonna love this.

762
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,679
The Earth is a concave sphere and what that means

763
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,679
I'm gonna do my best to explain and like what

764
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,159
the greater implications of that are, but basically, imagine the

765
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:52,000
Earth is like a big hollow ball. And uh, Cyrus said,

766
00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:54,440
we all live on the inside of the ball instead

767
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,599
of the outside of the ball. Okay, so like hollow

768
00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:00,440
earth theory, but we're inside. We're all inside of the

769
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,360
hollow earth, and there's nothing outside of the hollow earth.

770
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,000
So like we're all just.

771
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,639
Speaker 1: Walking around like.

772
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: Like ants on the inside of a bowl.

773
00:35:08,559 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: I liked it. Someone was just like, go on, Sky's fake.

774
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,159
Well a lot of people were like, please continue. I

775
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,119
like the cunt of your jip.

776
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 2: So the sky, the sun, the moon, and all the

777
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,320
stars projection no, even better.

778
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: So they're not out and outer space. Obviously, they're in

779
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,199
the middle of the ball. There's a core. They're the

780
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,119
core of the ball, like a light bulb in the

781
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:34,519
center of a snow globe. And if you dig down,

782
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:37,599
Tide said, you're not digging towards like the center of

783
00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:39,599
the earth like you think you would be. You're actually

784
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:43,280
digging outward toward the outer part of the shell, which

785
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,480
is just metal. Like it's like a metal eventually, like

786
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:49,079
God has made us, has put the entire universe. So

787
00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:51,559
like you basically believed the shell was like one hundred

788
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:55,880
miles thick made of layers of rocks, then minerals like diamonds.

789
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,280
Like so it's like dirt, rocks, minerals, metal, and that's

790
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,000
where everything came.

791
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,679
Speaker 2: He's not he's not super wrong.

792
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: He's not the wrongest. Yeah yeah, yeah, Like he's right

793
00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:07,719
that those things are all in there, and you do

794
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,119
get to like I guess liquid metal at the very

795
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,679
you to a hot core yeah yeah yeah, but like

796
00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:14,880
not in his model, there's no hot core because that's

797
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,920
it would be cold right right the outside and the

798
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:20,719
heat is in the middle, right, Yeah, beyond the shallow

799
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,199
there's nothing. There's no space, there's no universe. The entirety

800
00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:26,519
of the universe is contained within the inside of the earth,

801
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:29,320
which I fucking love that. It's like, no, it's all here, baby,

802
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,920
it's all red and the way you need it where

803
00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:33,280
it is funny, like people don't it's something like you

804
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,360
just don't think about gets talked about a lot because

805
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,400
why would you. It's not really like important to history.

806
00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:40,039
It's more maybe important to like the history of psychology.

807
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,679
But people today are always like there's people you know

808
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,760
you could find meaning or they're desperate for meaning. But

809
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,079
like there's a reason Colts popped off in the eighteen

810
00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:50,360
hundreds and nineteenth and even like all the way up

811
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,239
to pre twentieth century. Is that there were a lot

812
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,800
of people who were like, oh, I need to make

813
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,679
sense of the world.

814
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were cults in the year zero. Yeah, there's

815
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,000
always been cold.

816
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually that's the thing. People have always been desperate

817
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:04,199
to get the real answer.

818
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,119
Speaker 2: I would say, like any sort of like.

819
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,559
Speaker 1: What paradigm shift in humanity like really spurs them off too,

820
00:37:12,039 --> 00:37:14,960
because like when you see the like a perfect example,

821
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:18,400
we had so many cults pop up right when COVID happened,

822
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,280
like twenty two old.

823
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:19,599
Speaker 2: Really.

824
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the biggest ones is called out the

825
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,960
Twin Flames cult. The entire cult operated on Zoom like

826
00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:28,480
they were that's awesome. They were getting people to do like, uh,

827
00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:31,000
they were forced this is so insane, but they were

828
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:34,559
doing like forced top surgeries on people and shit like

829
00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:37,920
that and bottom surgeries. They were making people transition because

830
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,280
it started as a dating service and they ran out

831
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,920
of like women and men like in the right proportions.

832
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,280
So they'd be like, oh, actually.

833
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 2: Jeremy, you're a woman. I don't know if you were

834
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:51,000
kind of a funny little gag it's a crazy like

835
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:53,440
would you do over covid? I got a breast implants,

836
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,360
I got top.

837
00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: Surgery talk me into being a woman so I could

838
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,480
marry the the man that doesn't have a partner. Yeah. Yeah,

839
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:03,480
like that's that was all done over Zoom though through

840
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:05,400
the short straw on my Zoom meeting.

841
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 2: It's a weird time, Jake, it still exists.

842
00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: That's the craziest part.

843
00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:14,119
Speaker 2: Used to have Zoom hangouts. Yeah, it actually it wasn't

844
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:15,920
really that prevalent here in Texas. We were out at

845
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,039
the bars like two weeks later, went out. Yeah, we

846
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,320
just didn't go to work when the best part with

847
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,480
the boomers. One night they told us the world shut down,

848
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,639
and then we went out two weeks three weeks later. Yeah,

849
00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:27,719
it was pretty fun. Yeah.

850
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: So, like I said, inside the shell where we live

851
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:32,599
was the entire universe, the air, the Sun, and the moon,

852
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:35,559
the stars all tucked inside, floating around. He said the

853
00:38:35,559 --> 00:38:36,760
Sun was a giant.

854
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 2: Battery because he loves electricity, So that makes God include that.

855
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,119
God include that.

856
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,119
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like this electromagnetic generator that gave

857
00:38:44,159 --> 00:38:46,400
off light and heat, and the moon is one side

858
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,159
and the Sun is the other so so basically his

859
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,119
idea of the like the day tonight cycle is like

860
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,639
a play set, like the set on a plane. It's like, ooh,

861
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,480
turn the thing around its moon time now. He even

862
00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:01,960
described the negative and positive polls and said that what

863
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,920
we saw is the sunrise and sunset were reflections bouncing

864
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,119
around inside the hollow earth, so like the sun was

865
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,119
always in the same spot, but like the hollow earth

866
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:12,880
just played tricks on us. Oh he's a tricky devil,

867
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,679
that hollow earth.

868
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough. Basically all of this is just.

869
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: Like the same implication of flat earth though, like why

870
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:19,639
why is this important?

871
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 2: Right?

872
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: So central I think the real issue with this or

873
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,360
not issue, but like the predominant like thing that made

874
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,039
this a drawing force for a lot of people to

875
00:39:28,039 --> 00:39:29,519
be like, yes, I want to learn more about this,

876
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,440
Like you said, they're like I'm trying to make sense

877
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,480
of the world, and we're learning about all these heavenly

878
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,320
bodies and the eighteen hundreds more and more things were

879
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,840
being discovered in space. Yeah yeah, and we're seeing comments

880
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,679
and things like that. Check is just going Nate bananas tech.

881
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, steam engines. When was the steam steam engine actually

882
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:48,760
got as.

883
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: Steam engine was the late seventeen early eighteen hundreds, I

884
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,480
think yeah, so like, yeah, things are picking up then.

885
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:57,400
I definitely industrializing way faster. I don't think people people

886
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,480
like now don't really realize how fucking freak a steam

887
00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:02,639
engine was to human beings when it started.

888
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 2: Do you have context for that? I actually don't understand

889
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,480
that either.

890
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: Like how they were just like what do you mean this?

891
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:12,119
It's like just imagine tomorrow you woke up and you

892
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:15,880
like stepped out into a steampunk universe. Okay, that was.

893
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 2: The like level of like what the fuck, everything's different.

894
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,039
We could do that now, everything's different, Okay, so like

895
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,000
things can move on their own basically, Yeah, like engines,

896
00:40:25,079 --> 00:40:28,000
things like that. Yeah, basically Okay, the idea that like

897
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,800
an automaton could exist basically yeah, yeah, that's pretty crazy.

898
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,559
I guess that's kind of where we're at with like, wait,

899
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,679
I can just put myself in a video and I'm

900
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,079
like fighting a dragon. Yeah. Yeah.

901
00:40:37,159 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: It's also by the way, we you'll remember Jake from

902
00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:43,760
being on this episode. We did that dinosaur episode when

903
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,760
they discovered the dinosaurs. Before that, people would just assume

904
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,039
that all life on Earth had been fairly static the.

905
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,039
Speaker 2: Bone War episode.

906
00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: Wait what they thought all life on Earth?

907
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,679
Speaker 2: Like just what.

908
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,079
Speaker 1: Do you mean everything that existed pretty much always existed?

909
00:40:57,159 --> 00:40:59,079
Oh like there was nothing before or nothing after. Like

910
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:01,119
this is what we're yeah, this is bose. Birds were

911
00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:04,159
always these birds, those dogs, I mean as those dogs.

912
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,719
That makes sense everything because like if you look at

913
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,760
like and Eve and God created all of it, right.

914
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,880
We discovered dinosaurs basically at the same time that Darwin

915
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,599
was doing his ship. Oh, the first dinosaur bones were

916
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:20,199
found around as Darwin. It does kind of make me

917
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,519
a little bit of a si qui bono who benefits

918
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:28,920
the dinosaurs clearly? No, I actually uh guessed the other

919
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,639
day that it was actually big train okay, because they

920
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,360
kept they kept finding them when they were digging like

921
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,760
train tunnels and like digging out for like train tracks

922
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,039
and ship.

923
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 2: Like. Our working theory was the Chinese told just this

924
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,360
old wives tale.

925
00:41:42,559 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, my theory. My theory was that this train

926
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,719
CEO is to keep getting approval for their digging. We're like,

927
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,760
look at all this cool ship we're finding when we're digging. Yeah,

928
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,239
that makes total sense.

929
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, look bones, Yeah, with these big ass

930
00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:57,960
bones that makes sense. Well, I want to hear the

931
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,480
Chinese theory though it was just a China. He's fucking

932
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:03,159
with us, like, oh, there's these giant wizards. Yeah, yeah,

933
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:03,840
don't so.

934
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the flat earth the same thing. Like everyone's freaking out

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because the world is changing. And if you limit the

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idea that space is actually just oh yeah, it's always

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been inside. It's super limited. Everything is finite. Guess what

1086
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you get to be like part of the highest part

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of the throne, right right? You are God's special baby,

1088
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don't worry. Yeah, you're still special. God created this special though, right, No,

1089
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not as special as the Messiah, but it's still very special.

1090
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,519
So we had hollower theory obviously come from this guy.

1091
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:44,119
But he's got some other fun stuff too. So he

1092
00:49:44,199 --> 00:49:47,239
claimed the souls that souls reincarnate. He's a big reincarnation

1093
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:48,880
like that. Yeah, everyone likes that.

1094
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Speaker 2: I want to believe that.

1095
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: Who doesn't.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I want to come back, do you? Eh?

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Speaker 1: What if it's nonlinear, I'm fine with that. Yeah, I

1098
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guess you wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't want an existence of nothing ness. Who says

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there's nothing ness?

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Speaker 1: After Dan thinks you get bored in heaven. I would

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get bored in Heaven. I get like, oh, it's eternal

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bliss good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just floating for like ever, just playing a harp.

1106
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No thanks, sons like a bad heaven if you can

1107
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get restless. It's not that that sounds like it might

1108
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actually be like long con Hell, Yes, like it's the

1109
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good place is literally yeah, like it's like, wait a minute.

1110
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Speaker 2: The devil is a trickster. That's right, dude. Yeah, he

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just like Hell's actually just heaven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I would just lean into. I would just lean

1113
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into just thinking if I start suspecting I was in Hell,

1114
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I would just be like, oh no, this is great

1115
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and just like be like, well, there's got to be

1116
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a place worse than here, so fucking I'm just eating

1117
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,559
the what they say, like it was like a frozen

1118
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yogurt shop everything. Yeah, but like oh no, yeah, instead

1119
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of being on fire, I have to eat frozen yogurt.

1120
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Speaker 2: No, I hate it.

1121
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Speaker 1: Please don't please stop.

1122
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Speaker 2: That's just a play on like how humans will never

1123
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Speaker 1: Yeah, in general, it's like you can have basically every amenity,

1125
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,079
but oh it's not ice cream, it's frozen yogurt. Oh

1126
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you can't swear.

1127
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the the only frozen yogurt flavors mint.

1128
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Speaker 1: That I actually like that, So mint, I just get

1129
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there's no chocolate chip, it's just mint. I can live

1130
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with it. I used to know somebody that thought like

1131
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,039
heaven was It was like their idea of heaven was

1132
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the most like corporal thing or like corporeal whatever like

1133
00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:28,519
physical thing I could think of, which is like, oh,

1134
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like you're you're in your perfect body and like you

1135
00:51:31,639 --> 00:51:33,760
can eat all you want and never gain weight and

1136
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,199
all this stuff. It's like, why would heaven be all

1137
00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:39,000
this earthly shit Like that makes no sense. Heaven is

1138
00:51:39,039 --> 00:51:40,480
like doing the sins.

1139
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like now you get to do all the

1140
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1141
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Speaker 1: And yeah, actually turns something like welcome to this buffet

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1143
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1144
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Speaker 2: And just switch it that ship like chip for Jones. Dude,

1145
00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:55,960
you just go to those spaghetti right back in.

1146
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: Those teenagers, like, hey, congratulations on never having gay sex

1147
00:51:59,039 --> 00:52:01,239
on earth. Here is a line of twinks.

1148
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 2: Do what you want. No, because you won. It's over. Yeah,

1149
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,239
like you got you, you did it. Good job, you resisted.

1150
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,039
Speaker 1: That's the funniest vertion of heaven is you get there

1151
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:09,000
and you can do all the sins.

1152
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:11,639
Speaker 2: It's actually just little Saint James Island. Yeah, yeah, just

1153
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,119
right up there? What was that?

1154
00:52:13,159 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: Heaven?

1155
00:52:14,679 --> 00:52:17,199
Speaker 2: Just like heaven? Yes?

1156
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:23,559
Speaker 1: Was what of us? Just a slob? Like what it

1157
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,199
sounds like it?

1158
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 2: Yikes?

1159
00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:28,079
Speaker 1: How do you? How do you come back from that?

1160
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:29,519
You get up there?

1161
00:52:29,559 --> 00:52:33,519
Speaker 2: It's like, man, fuck these Oh no, yeah, oh no,

1162
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,679
it's like that up there. Oh my god, you can

1163
00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:38,280
do what else? They're like, actually it's chill.

1164
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:38,519
Speaker 1: Now.

1165
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 2: The ultimate twist is God's a pedophile. Oh god, we've

1166
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,960
been monetized. I'm sure. Oh Mary, come on, dude, she

1167
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:46,800
was twelve.

1168
00:52:46,639 --> 00:52:51,199
Speaker 1: True different times a thousand different thousand years ago. Man,

1169
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,360
you're getting tossed in twelve. Youre getting your ship tossed

1170
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,199
in at twelve for sure.

1171
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,599
Speaker 2: I mean this kid to be fair, like this guy

1172
00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:58,159
was driving cattle at eleven.

1173
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a hard job. He just cattle pulling boats. Yeah,

1174
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,360
this cattle. We're not having a good time. No, everyone

1175
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,239
had a hard job. So he thought he was the

1176
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,119
seventh Messiah in a line of reincarnation. So like Adam, Moses, Elijah,

1177
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,239
Jesus was the sixth one, and he was of course

1178
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:15,599
the same.

1179
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, sorry, Jesus, you're number six. Cuck to Jesus. Yeah,

1180
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,960
all the great ones do though. That's kind of a

1181
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,760
power movee. Mohammad did it, Yeah, Mohammad did. Oh, that's

1182
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,880
just Issa. That's just Issa.

1183
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:30,039
Speaker 1: That is like a funny thing too that humans always do.

1184
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:32,519
There and me, like, dude, who's the next Who's the

1185
00:53:32,599 --> 00:53:35,920
next Michael Jordan, Who's the next Nick Saban? Who's the

1186
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,000
next Jesus Christ?

1187
00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:42,519
Speaker 2: It's Cyrus Ted Yeah, who etecuted himself in his basement. Yeah. Yeah.

1188
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,639
Speaker 1: He didn't go flip tables at the church or like

1189
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,559
get a group of followers to like believe in like

1190
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,920
self love and individual divinity. He just executed.

1191
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,679
Speaker 2: He just like the next Jesus Christ would actually just

1192
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,960
be like, I don't want your life.

1193
00:53:56,079 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guarantee you.

1194
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 2: Like, no Jesus, No Jesus figure is gonna be like,

1195
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:05,280
actually only I can fuck everybody. Yeah, no, Jesus is

1196
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,480
doing Also know, Jesus figure, he's gonna be like, I

1197
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,519
want to get crucified again.

1198
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I did that seemed bad.

1199
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 2: Also, let me just not do that.

1200
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: My favorite joke is that like aliens, they're like, why

1201
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,159
don't we ever see aliens? It's like they came down

1202
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,559
right when they were doing the whole.

1203
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,199
Speaker 2: So, oh wait that nice guy.

1204
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,519
Speaker 1: Oh we gotta get out quarantine, quarantine, We gotta get

1205
00:54:26,519 --> 00:54:28,400
out of here. Man put a put a blanket around it.

1206
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1207
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: So he thought all great spiritual figures were parts of

1208
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,920
one divine lineage that ended with him. Of course, he

1209
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:37,400
was both God and man, the final messenger before the

1210
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,320
new age of cosmic truth. Tide said God was both

1211
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,519
male and female, perfectly balanced. Sure. Yeah, he believed the

1212
00:54:44,559 --> 00:54:46,800
divine female principle had appeared to him in a vision.

1213
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: God was a Hermaphedite.

1214
00:54:48,679 --> 00:54:52,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the male and female both right, This is

1215
00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:55,239
actually a bit progressive as far as like six pick.

1216
00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 2: Enough if you can kind of bend it into your vagina.

1217
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 1: Or you can make a little vagina out of it

1218
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,280
like a blue animal. Yeah, you ever think of that flexibility? Yeah,

1219
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,360
it's good. You're thinking wrong though, I think you're one.

1220
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,760
I think you're just gonna you need to if you

1221
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,159
want to do it right, you need to have a

1222
00:55:08,199 --> 00:55:11,960
high pussy and a low set cock.

1223
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 2: Well, the cocks below the pussy, so it's just like

1224
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,880
kind of banana curves into it. What.

1225
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,119
Speaker 1: Oh, so you can do it for yourself. Yeah, because

1226
00:55:18,159 --> 00:55:20,159
you don't want to push it down. No, that's weird.

1227
00:55:20,199 --> 00:55:22,519
It doesn't work. No, But if you pushed it up right,

1228
00:55:22,679 --> 00:55:26,000
So if it's long enough, yeah, that's gonna be uncomfortable

1229
00:55:26,039 --> 00:55:27,519
pushing it down like that, you can't do it. Yeah,

1230
00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:28,639
pussy's gotta be above the cock.

1231
00:55:29,079 --> 00:55:31,639
Speaker 2: I agree with that, and maybe like slightly to the left,

1232
00:55:32,639 --> 00:55:34,639
so you had to adjust for the curve.

1233
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That's also a good point because God

1234
00:55:37,599 --> 00:55:39,599
clearly jerks it enough to make the curve happen.

1235
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to jerk it. If he's fucked himself.

1236
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, well then there would be no curve.

1237
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 2: That's the only reason there's bends and penises masturbation. Is

1238
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,079
that true? Of course?

1239
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: It is the amount of kegels you would have to

1240
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,920
do if you were able to fuck yourself. I mean,

1241
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,880
that's just gonna be the loosest thing on earth.

1242
00:55:54,039 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 2: Wait, can you fix that though? If I stop masturbating,

1243
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:57,679
will my penis just get straighter?

1244
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,639
Speaker 1: Actually, you need to jerk with the other hand. There

1245
00:55:59,679 --> 00:56:02,199
it is, you jerk with the others. Get adjust Yeah,

1246
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,719
the problem is you're not living a balance life. Your

1247
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:05,679
life lacks balance.

1248
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,199
Speaker 2: Dan a lot of imbalances with my lifting, Yeah, because

1249
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,239
of the injuries. But it's the I mean, with the

1250
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,480
injury preventing you from straightening your dick by drinking with

1251
00:56:14,519 --> 00:56:16,360
another hand. It is my left shoulder.

1252
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,079
Speaker 1: See unbalanced life? Do you could also jel g at

1253
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:23,679
an angle? Okay, we getting into jelkin No, I'm just

1254
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:24,760
saying at an.

1255
00:56:24,639 --> 00:56:26,559
Speaker 2: Angle that's the scariest part of this episode.

1256
00:56:26,639 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: Jolking works is the funniest part. Joking absolutely works. Everyone

1257
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,880
should try it. You've been joking?

1258
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:33,119
Speaker 2: Who hasn't joked?

1259
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,039
Speaker 1: Okay? I did learn about it when I was like

1260
00:56:36,119 --> 00:56:38,559
fourteen and definitely tried it A couple of times. Yeah,

1261
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:40,440
I think I'm just playing with my dick. Yeah, I

1262
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,039
think I'm just drinking. Yeah, look that up at home.

1263
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:47,239
This is not on that episode. What jelkin is do that?

1264
00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:50,559
It's Middle Eastern. Actually, jelk is a Middle Eastern word.

1265
00:56:50,559 --> 00:56:52,480
From what I've heard, that makes sense. I mean, if

1266
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,039
it's j e l k, that is Middle Eastern or

1267
00:56:55,119 --> 00:56:57,719
jelly s q. I mean, yeah, that's Middle Eastern as fuck,

1268
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,559
very Middle Eastern.

1269
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 2: Cholk just sounds like a alternative to milk. You getting

1270
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:08,239
on the jolking table. M there's joking machines too, there's

1271
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,599
julking machines. But you could go to HB right now

1272
00:57:10,599 --> 00:57:12,079
and grab like a carton of jelk.

1273
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, that's like an almond, like a nut

1274
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,599
milk all some time of oat milky. Yeah yeah, actually,

1275
00:57:18,639 --> 00:57:20,679
you know it's funny. Is I hate this that this

1276
00:57:20,719 --> 00:57:22,119
happened like people, I hate what people do. It is

1277
00:57:22,119 --> 00:57:25,199
all the time. But like the Simpsons predicted, I saw

1278
00:57:25,239 --> 00:57:27,039
something in the store the other day that was actually

1279
00:57:27,079 --> 00:57:29,159
from the Simpsons. That's like a joke, and I was like,

1280
00:57:29,239 --> 00:57:34,920
that's weird. Malk wait what milk a alka? It's like

1281
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,960
fake milk, like their school was so poor they had

1282
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,159
to give them milk instead of milk. And then I

1283
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:40,880
did the store the other day there was milk and

1284
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,559
a Okay, I forgot what it was, but it's literally

1285
00:57:43,599 --> 00:57:45,760
it was milk. Oh, dude. I saw something very similar,

1286
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,039
like almost ripomanny like where it's just like this drink

1287
00:57:49,079 --> 00:57:51,719
called alkalo. Have you seen this shiit? No, it's called

1288
00:57:51,719 --> 00:57:55,400
it's it looks like a carton of marlbor rats. The packaging, well,

1289
00:57:55,480 --> 00:58:00,800
that's awesome. It's non carbonated malt beverage like eight percent

1290
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,920
that's just fermented sugarcane. And it's so The reviews on

1291
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,239
this shit are so funny, dude, like it'll I went

1292
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,360
on like the ABC liquor reviews for it.

1293
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 2: And it was like five stars. Tastes like shit could

1294
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,960
absolutely slam. It would not recommend. Yeah, five star rating. Listen, Rob,

1295
00:58:18,639 --> 00:58:21,320
we're only five years in. Imagine if we've done this

1296
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,920
show for twenty years by that time, we'll predict a

1297
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,079
lot of things. Yes, a thousand percent.

1298
00:58:27,679 --> 00:58:30,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Speaking, I will just one little side

1299
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,679
quest one lasstle sie quest here speaking of malt liquor

1300
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,760
or whatever. My dad was texting me the other day

1301
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,719
weird stuff, like not weird stuff's telling me he texted

1302
00:58:37,719 --> 00:58:40,920
me something weird in the middle of getting malt liquor. Now,

1303
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,440
he goes, you're I forget how it came up. He goes, Yeah,

1304
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,480
your mom's nickname when we were dating was mad Dog,

1305
00:58:47,239 --> 00:58:52,280
And I was like, why, sir, why father? Would that

1306
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,679
be the thing that she would be called. It's like, uh,

1307
00:58:55,719 --> 00:58:59,000
it was after the mad Dog twenty twenty. I guess

1308
00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:00,519
she drank a lot of ad dog.

1309
00:59:02,199 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: You don't want your mom to be referred to as mad.

1310
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:10,239
Speaker 1: So I am a little worried about my mother's body

1311
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:16,679
count personal history better than your grandma's nickname throat goat,

1312
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,039
because if you are in the mid seventies to mid

1313
00:59:21,039 --> 00:59:26,719
eighties drinking MD twenty twenty, you're only making mistakes.

1314
00:59:27,239 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 2: I think if you're any decade drinking a lot of

1315
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:30,679
mad Dog twenty.

1316
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:31,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1317
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: Only. Well that's the whole Louis c. K bit where

1318
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,079
he's talking about you know your mother, but you don't

1319
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,519
really know your mother. Yeah, never want to You don't

1320
00:59:39,519 --> 00:59:41,199
want to know about her actual life.

1321
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: Well that the thing is, you know your mother, you

1322
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,440
don't know so like my children, they know their mom,

1323
00:59:48,119 --> 00:59:49,800
but they don't know Courtney Campbell.

1324
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 2: They don't know the whore before their mother. Yikes. Yeah, dude,

1325
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,920
I just I'm not saying specifically Cordon. I'm saying all

1326
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,440
of our moms, right.

1327
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,119
Speaker 1: That's why I said yikes, because I had to reflect

1328
01:00:01,239 --> 01:00:04,000
for a moment, and now I'm like, shit, I don't

1329
01:00:04,039 --> 01:00:05,559
like doing that. Reflections.

1330
01:00:05,719 --> 01:00:07,719
Speaker 2: Terrible everyone at home right now. You know we're a

1331
01:00:07,719 --> 01:00:10,079
male dominant audience.

1332
01:00:10,119 --> 01:00:11,199
Speaker 1: Do your mom grow up in Florida?

1333
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeh? Think about what your mom was like, dude, Okay,

1334
01:00:14,559 --> 01:00:15,199
think about this though.

1335
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,599
Speaker 1: My mom almost grew up in South Florida, Okay, but

1336
01:00:19,079 --> 01:00:21,480
lived in Central Florida instead. I want you to think

1337
01:00:21,519 --> 01:00:22,280
about what grow.

1338
01:00:22,239 --> 01:00:24,199
Speaker 2: I think it's better that she was in Central Florida.

1339
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,159
Speaker 1: I think it, yes, because she was telling me a

1340
01:00:26,199 --> 01:00:28,239
story about how she went back. She grew up like

1341
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,119
born in Hollywood, Florida, which is just the.

1342
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:31,119
Speaker 2: Beginning of South Florida.

1343
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like she moved when she was like seven

1344
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,880
or whatever, up to Okawa and then she came back

1345
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,360
a few years later and like these twelve year old kids,

1346
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,519
we're all doing cocaine.

1347
01:00:40,639 --> 01:00:42,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, imagine your mom and the

1348
01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:42,920
age in Miami.

1349
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: Don't don't you remember the most one of the most

1350
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,559
infinite things we ever couldn't post on TFM, which was

1351
01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:52,039
that high school chick after Florida State one, just like

1352
01:00:52,239 --> 01:00:54,440
I'll suck a dick if I'll suck somebody's dick if

1353
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,639
Florida State wins the National Championship game. And she was

1354
01:00:58,679 --> 01:01:01,480
just posting pictures of her open mouth like with come

1355
01:01:01,519 --> 01:01:04,360
in it. Oh gross. It was on social media. People

1356
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,239
kept sending it to us, and we were like, yeah,

1357
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,599
we can't write this up. It is crazy the amount

1358
01:01:08,599 --> 01:01:09,920
of stuff that did get sent to us that we

1359
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,199
weren't allowed to post, Like it's just like, you know,

1360
01:01:13,239 --> 01:01:15,280
that's a crime for you to send this to us, right, Yeah.

1361
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,199
I was happy to not have to write about it

1362
01:01:17,199 --> 01:01:20,000
and very unhappy to have had to see it.

1363
01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:22,719
Speaker 2: I like the stuff we covered up that we never posted.

1364
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:30,760
For prominent athletes. Yeah, like one mister Texas golfer. Wait,

1365
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,159
you you want to expose this person or you want

1366
01:01:33,159 --> 01:01:35,159
to do it off Mike Lator. No, University of Texas.

1367
01:01:35,199 --> 01:01:37,280
You can figure it out. It's not Scotti Scheffler. Oh

1368
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,960
oh yeah, oh that guy.

1369
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: He was a lot. He was a lot bigger when

1370
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,039
we were.

1371
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:41,719
Speaker 2: When we were around.

1372
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. So getting back to just some of

1373
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:47,840
these core tenets of this terrible religion this guy made

1374
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,199
when he got electrocuted. Uh, one of the actual good

1375
01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:52,320
things he did. He was super progressive, so he believed

1376
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,119
because that God was man and woman, he thought men

1377
01:01:55,159 --> 01:01:57,559
and women were spiritually equal and they should share leadership.

1378
01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:00,880
He created a ruling council and their commune called the

1379
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,039
Planetary Court, which was made up entirely of women. So

1380
01:02:04,239 --> 01:02:08,079
he one woman for each planet. Okay, yeah, so nine

1381
01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:10,519
chicks seven seven okay, yeah seven.

1382
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 2: Back then, of course he was the sun. Well right,

1383
01:02:14,639 --> 01:02:17,599
because I'm he's never not going to be right top.

1384
01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:18,400
Wait is it nine?

1385
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:18,599
Speaker 3: Now?

1386
01:02:18,639 --> 01:02:19,559
Speaker 2: Do we still count Pluto?

1387
01:02:19,639 --> 01:02:20,159
Speaker 1: It's like it's eight?

1388
01:02:20,199 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 2: Now it's eight? Now? Yeah? I thought it just might

1389
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,480
be nine to men. Did it get demoted? Demoted? I

1390
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:28,559
thought it came back. I think it depending Pluto. Really,

1391
01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:30,679
make up your mind. You can call it nine.

1392
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: I'll call it nine. I'll count Pluto.

1393
01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 2: Why not.

1394
01:02:34,039 --> 01:02:36,679
Speaker 1: Despite all the talk about equality, he insisted on strict

1395
01:02:36,679 --> 01:02:38,000
celibacy for his inner circle.

1396
01:02:38,039 --> 01:02:40,039
Speaker 2: So he pulled a little reverse card he.

1397
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:43,119
Speaker 1: Uh said that sex drained all vital life energy and

1398
01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:45,800
prevented immortality, which is a big deal in this religion

1399
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,719
as well, Like immortality is very much a thing.

1400
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 2: It's a cult where you can't fuck. The inner circle

1401
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,719
did not fuck at all, which if you start doing

1402
01:02:54,719 --> 01:02:58,440
the math, they're not even him. No, what's even the

1403
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,679
point of having a cult. That's why this guy sucks.

1404
01:03:00,679 --> 01:03:03,559
But maybe this means he's Legit kind of made me

1405
01:03:03,559 --> 01:03:06,480
think that Jesus, that's like if he's not like but

1406
01:03:06,559 --> 01:03:09,199
I think he got the libido shocked out of him.

1407
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: That also might be he.

1408
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,079
Speaker 2: Might have like castrated himself somehow chemically cast well, I

1409
01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:16,159
guess electrically castrated himself.

1410
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: Like I think he just fucked himself up so bad. Yeah,

1411
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,320
Like because like it's kind of similar with like, what's

1412
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,840
the guy from the people that all killed themselves with

1413
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,639
the juice in Jim Jones Heaven's Gate? Ye, Heaven's Gate?

1414
01:03:28,719 --> 01:03:31,360
No wait, yeah it's Heaven's Gate. They were they drink

1415
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,760
cid juice as well and they all die.

1416
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 2: Wow. Way didn't be on original guys, I know.

1417
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: But what flavor aid for flavor flavorid for Jim Johnes

1418
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,639
everybody caught us out for that because they were it

1419
01:03:42,679 --> 01:03:46,519
wasn't cool Aid, It's flavor Yeah. It's so it's like

1420
01:03:46,599 --> 01:03:48,480
a sugar drinking dissolve value.

1421
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,119
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1422
01:03:49,719 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 1: That really set Flavor Aid back the same way that

1423
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:53,760
the Oklahoma City bombing set Ryder.

1424
01:03:53,599 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 2: Truck back quite a bit, did it really?

1425
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,519
Speaker 1: That's I guess it wouldn't be Rider Truck had a

1426
01:03:58,519 --> 01:04:01,400
completely rebrand. That's nuts, Like they had to change the

1427
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,280
colors of their trucks.

1428
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh that, I mean, I guess that makes sense because

1429
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,559
you'd see that and be like, oh god, this building's

1430
01:04:06,559 --> 01:04:07,079
going to blow up.

1431
01:04:07,159 --> 01:04:08,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.

1432
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 2: You know what, Colt did not sit back the company

1433
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:14,280
Anita Silverware.

1434
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,599
Speaker 1: No one even knows that was tied to a Colt.

1435
01:04:17,159 --> 01:04:19,199
It was the cult. It was the entire cult just

1436
01:04:19,199 --> 01:04:23,320
made it was just yeah, that's because look, for the

1437
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,559
last ten years, people have gotten anything wrong. Pivot to video,

1438
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:29,079
you pivot to silverware. Always pivot to silverware, Always pivot

1439
01:04:29,079 --> 01:04:31,840
to silver war cutlery. Maybe honestly, I would say cups

1440
01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:35,480
like I'm kind of a klutz. I've broken so many glasses, Like.

1441
01:04:35,599 --> 01:04:37,239
Speaker 2: I mean, wait till you look into red solo.

1442
01:04:38,119 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh, it's comm commy. Shit, you don't want to know

1443
01:04:41,519 --> 01:04:43,519
what the red soil, what the red solo cups were

1444
01:04:43,519 --> 01:04:49,440
for originally for jelk. Yeah yeah. The highest members, though,

1445
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,320
of the community were completely solidate. Some couples in lower

1446
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,760
ranks could be married, but sex was only allowed for reproduction,

1447
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,960
ever for pleasure. Well they're just Catholic at that point. Yeah,

1448
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,119
but it's weird that, like the circles were allowed to

1449
01:05:01,239 --> 01:05:03,480
I guess it's good recruiting, but you got to think, like,

1450
01:05:03,519 --> 01:05:06,039
if your inner circle doesn't fuck, you're not growing as

1451
01:05:06,039 --> 01:05:08,400
a cult. Like you never have a you don't have

1452
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,199
a tighter inner circle. Ever, you're inner circle and gets smaller. Yeah.

1453
01:05:11,239 --> 01:05:17,079
Speaker 2: I thought you said Courtney wasn't Catholic. She's not. Okay, Yeah,

1454
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:17,800
that's interesting.

1455
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,079
Speaker 1: I impose those rules, gotcha?

1456
01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Got it? Ah fucker monthly, frontly and ever so bluntly.

1457
01:05:30,119 --> 01:05:32,639
It's crazy that this podcast has as many hosts as

1458
01:05:32,639 --> 01:05:33,039
it does.

1459
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,679
Speaker 1: Children now Yeah, yeah that one or I like, I

1460
01:05:35,719 --> 01:05:37,400
also go with, uh, what was it?

1461
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:38,639
Speaker 2: Fuck?

1462
01:05:40,039 --> 01:05:44,119
Speaker 1: Quarterly orderly and ever so shortly.

1463
01:05:44,519 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 2: That's fantastic, happily badly.

1464
01:05:50,679 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 1: And only in the I can't rhyme anymore. Uh, He

1465
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:56,119
also believed, of course, that he would be the person

1466
01:05:56,199 --> 01:05:58,079
to usher and his chosen people into a state of

1467
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:02,400
immortality and everything else that comes with that armageddon, surviving it,

1468
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,800
all of it. He would be the first immortal, and

1469
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,880
he'd be the one to prove it. He would help

1470
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:11,440
save everybody by creating communal living groups basically arcs, living arcs,

1471
01:06:11,519 --> 01:06:14,519
right right. It's kind of wild and none of us

1472
01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:16,599
got rapture the other day, you.

1473
01:06:16,599 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 2: Know, I was thinking about that. I was kind of bummed.

1474
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:22,199
Speaker 1: I was like, he had no shot, but yeah, us too, is.

1475
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 2: It's not really a Catholic thing though.

1476
01:06:25,519 --> 01:06:27,519
Speaker 1: Like it's not and we really had no shot either. Yeah,

1477
01:06:27,519 --> 01:06:27,800
it's not.

1478
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:33,599
Speaker 2: It's very certainly not Jewish. It's very evangelical at best, Honestly.

1479
01:06:34,239 --> 01:06:37,039
Speaker 1: No Catholics, no Mormons, no Jews. It's got to be

1480
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:42,800
like Pentecostals. I think they could suffer some like Lutherans,

1481
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,679
you know what I mean, Yeah, like they could live

1482
01:06:44,679 --> 01:06:46,840
with that hold their nose Presbyterians.

1483
01:06:47,559 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 2: But a Catholic.

1484
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,119
Speaker 1: It's not even in our book. I think it's to

1485
01:06:53,119 --> 01:06:55,199
the point now where I feel like, well, there's like

1486
01:06:55,239 --> 01:06:58,199
two forms of like looking at Catholicism. One is the

1487
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,639
form that's been going on for a while. But evangelicals,

1488
01:07:00,639 --> 01:07:02,920
which is like they look at us like fucking they

1489
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,480
look at us like some combination of Mormons and Jews

1490
01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:09,159
essentially right like weirdos, but also like ancient and creepy.

1491
01:07:09,519 --> 01:07:13,239
And then there's and then there's the other side now,

1492
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,360
which is like people are getting super into it because

1493
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,039
it is like an aesthetically like badass religion and people

1494
01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:18,920
are like, oh too.

1495
01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 2: The architecture really brings us that.

1496
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,599
Speaker 1: But I think, you know what I think the gateway is.

1497
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:23,880
I think it's Crusader beams.

1498
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:24,639
Speaker 2: Isn't the gateway?

1499
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah to trad cat like, it's definitely it's that

1500
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,840
for sure, because like, yeah, King Baldwin names are getting

1501
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,320
everybody into it. Yeah, get them hyped. Well, there's a

1502
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,840
lot of just like dog shit horrible like right wing

1503
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,239
probably from Pakistan, like influence through accounts who just have

1504
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,480
like a templar in their profile pick or whatever, blah

1505
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:48,280
blah blah. It's it's a weird thing. Like you know,

1506
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,320
as a kid, I was always like, yeah, you want

1507
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,880
to be like the three hundred guy. You want to

1508
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,159
be the dude that's out there like a fucking glory.

1509
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:59,840
I was never like for God, Yeah, yes, it's pretty sweet.

1510
01:08:00,719 --> 01:08:03,039
I guess if you higher cause, higher purpose in your

1511
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:07,000
own like nation is higher purpose though country country anymore?

1512
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,960
Though that's weak, dude, country great. I think we got

1513
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,280
to bring back patriotism.

1514
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 2: Not on a political way, no, just like, dude, this

1515
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:18,199
place is cool. Let's make this place cool. Like let's

1516
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,079
hold up, what if we made it great? Yeah, making

1517
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,199
the United States great again? But if we made the

1518
01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:27,439
US great again MUSCA twenty twelve was great.

1519
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 1: I think really what we all want is W CW

1520
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,279
and WO type.

1521
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 2: That's patriotism.

1522
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, like just like we want how the rest of

1523
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:41,119
the world will suck it the the DX Yeah, that's it,

1524
01:08:41,199 --> 01:08:45,119
Like we need like that, we need old. Well, we're trying, Jake.

1525
01:08:45,159 --> 01:08:49,560
Speaker 2: I think Olympic Man's in office right now, triple h.

1526
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,560
Speaker 1: We're going for it. See that photo where it's like

1527
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,800
every single person this photo has been stunned on by

1528
01:08:56,359 --> 01:08:57,720
that's insane, dude.

1529
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 2: Trump's in the Hall of Fame.

1530
01:08:59,159 --> 01:09:04,079
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro. In eighteen ninety four, Teez followers began

1531
01:09:04,119 --> 01:09:06,479
to congregate in a small Florida town called Astero. He

1532
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,680
had set up some shop in like Chicago and stuff

1533
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,760
like that. But sure, everyone, believe it or not, was

1534
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,760
beating the fuck out of him. People's husbands were suing

1535
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,760
him because they're like, my wife's not fucking me no more.

1536
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,800
They were like getting him to court for it is

1537
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,720
a legal issue. In the eighteen hundred.

1538
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 2: Eighteen sixties, there's absolutely you could probably put someone in

1539
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,680
a fucking noose for that. Like.

1540
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he was getting beat up and like getting

1541
01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:32,960
sued to oblivion. He couldn't afford anything anymore, like because

1542
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,079
he was getting like called into court so much. So

1543
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,960
he's like, we got to move to Florida, it's more temperate.

1544
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,159
And they pick Astero, which I talked about at the

1545
01:09:41,159 --> 01:09:44,119
top of the show, and they named it New Jerusalem.

1546
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,119
The colony was extensively landscaped and bedecked with numerous exotic

1547
01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:53,760
tropical plants. Super pretty. The Golden Age of the Koreshian Unity,

1548
01:09:54,199 --> 01:09:56,119
which is the name of the like group, I guess

1549
01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:59,119
the Koreshian Unity. Sure in Astero was from nineteen oh

1550
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:01,720
three to nineteen oh eight. They had over two days

1551
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:05,399
going for a while. Dude, he ran long, bro, Yeah,

1552
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:07,000
it is fifty years at this point.

1553
01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 2: That's so early though the last following like practicing Koreshion

1554
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,840
died in nineteen sixty one. They didn't even get the hoop.

1555
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,079
At least Jim Jones Colt got to play ball. I

1556
01:10:18,119 --> 01:10:20,039
mean they were like Jim Jones cult.

1557
01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: I think might have existed at the same time as

1558
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,159
Koreshions finally died off, which is nuts if you think

1559
01:10:25,199 --> 01:10:25,520
about it.

1560
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 2: That's like the game of basketball didn't exist.

1561
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:31,119
Speaker 1: When they were bucking. Not when they were bucking.

1562
01:10:31,119 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 2: No, yes it did.

1563
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 1: It was in the eighteen nineties. Yeah, it was definitely

1564
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:34,159
there then.

1565
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,159
Speaker 2: I don't know if they knew what it was. Probably

1566
01:10:36,199 --> 01:10:36,760
not in Florida.

1567
01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:41,399
Speaker 1: I think it kind of spread fast. College basketball started

1568
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,399
not long after that. I swear to god, that's pretty cool.

1569
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,720
Speaker 2: It's got to come from Kansas, of all places.

1570
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: It's pretty gross. Like a Canadian from Kansas. Yeah, it

1571
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,600
wasn't Nate Smith a Canadian. Yeah, yeah he was, Yeah,

1572
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,880
but he had to leave. They kicked me. The first

1573
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:02,840
intercollegiate call it bass game was February ninth, eighteen ninety five,

1574
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:06,800
between University of Minnesota School of Agriculture and something called

1575
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:12,880
Hamline and uh Sick. Minnesota Egg won nine to three.

1576
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 2: That's sick, dude, yeah. Three. Well, they didn't have holes

1577
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,119
in the bottom of the basket. They just let the

1578
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:20,640
clock run.

1579
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,520
Speaker 1: Well, they got them.

1580
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,279
Speaker 2: You had to get the ladder out and it actually

1581
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:25,119
made a shot.

1582
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: The first game using the modern five player rule was

1583
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:31,399
between University of Chicago and Iowa and eighteen ninety six.

1584
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 2: And there's no way they could figure out how to

1585
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,000
bounce the ball at that point. Well, the ball was

1586
01:11:35,039 --> 01:11:36,680
actually just a cattle head.

1587
01:11:37,199 --> 01:11:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't talk about that.

1588
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 2: They kept washing up on the shores.

1589
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,600
Speaker 1: They were washing up, man. So the Golden Age of

1590
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,279
the korshn Era was in from nineteen oh three to

1591
01:11:47,359 --> 01:11:49,560
nineteen oh eight, then over two hundred and fifty residents

1592
01:11:50,199 --> 01:11:54,399
and incorporated the town. Its territory embraced like or encompassed

1593
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:57,119
something around one hundred and ten square miles in southwest Florida,

1594
01:11:57,239 --> 01:12:02,000
a lot of open land. Uh So, the Correshian city

1595
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,800
New Jerusalem was the fifth largest area of any city

1596
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,359
in the United States at the time. He had the

1597
01:12:07,399 --> 01:12:11,159
fifth largest city by area in the US. Good lord, yeah,

1598
01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:12,600
I mean it's kind of like the same way like

1599
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,880
Jacksonville's like the largest area right right, right, it's like

1600
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,319
that city ain't all that.

1601
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 2: It's like just yeah, they got a lot of shit.

1602
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,039
They're not doing anything with Jacksonville. I love Jacksonville.

1603
01:12:21,079 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, Beach is beautiful, jacks Beach is fun,

1604
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,479
it's pretty. I'm more of a Saint Augustine.

1605
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 2: Beach is actually the first bars that I would get

1606
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:29,479
kicked out of.

1607
01:12:30,159 --> 01:12:34,279
Speaker 1: Yeahhet tossed. I saw some bambacuet get tossed from Harpos

1608
01:12:34,319 --> 01:12:35,359
this weekend. It was really funny.

1609
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:36,560
Speaker 2: That's awesome. What was he doing?

1610
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:39,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, just yelling at a bouncer. No, he was like oh,

1611
01:12:40,079 --> 01:12:41,359
and he was like tried to turn around to the

1612
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,159
bouncer that didn't kick him out, and the bouncer who's

1613
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:45,159
a college kid from Bazoo. It was just like got

1614
01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:47,520
kicked out. Bro, fucking sorry, get out of here, that's

1615
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,680
the right answer. Yeah, it was so funny. I was

1616
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:53,399
going into a Salty Dog last weekend and I was

1617
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:54,920
like the third person in my group of friends to

1618
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,720
hand my card over to get in with ID. He's like,

1619
01:12:58,239 --> 01:13:00,199
all right, are you off from the nineteen huh? Or

1620
01:13:00,279 --> 01:13:03,439
like all y'all nineteen birthdays? Like all your birthdays started

1621
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:05,399
with nineteen yeah, it's like, you can all come in.

1622
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,800
I'm done checking these. It's like you're all from the

1623
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,439
nineteen hundreds. You are more than fine. Just go inside.

1624
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:12,319
It's like fuck off.

1625
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,439
Speaker 2: But also probably from like two thousand and two. No,

1626
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:16,439
he's definitely like born after nine to eleven.

1627
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So they had one hundred and ten square miles,

1628
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,399
fifth largest city in the country. They built extensively. They

1629
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,720
had established a bakery, a general store, concrete works, power plant,

1630
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,359
and World College of Life, so they had a college

1631
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:34,239
at the time. They also had their own printing press

1632
01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:38,319
and newspaper. But you got it, gotta have a media wing. Yeah.

1633
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:40,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely, they were getting the word out. But again they

1634
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,720
didn't grow, Like the max they ever hit was like

1635
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:46,199
four hundred, which is nuts, but they were thriving. They

1636
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:48,039
had a huge situat Like if he would have just

1637
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,079
let more people fuck, yeah, like for fun, you would

1638
01:13:51,079 --> 01:13:52,439
have had more accidental babies.

1639
01:13:53,079 --> 01:13:54,920
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing. If you cut people off from

1640
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:58,520
fucking entirely, you only have purposeful babies, Right, you need

1641
01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,560
accidental baby.

1642
01:13:59,399 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 2: Do you do?

1643
01:14:00,239 --> 01:14:02,039
Speaker 1: Also, what's stop in a follower from be like no,

1644
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:04,479
I was on purpose, We're trying for a baby that's

1645
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,960
I'm sure probably someone said that it's not get in trouble. Yeah,

1646
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,039
it's like it's on purpose. Yeah, we're trying for that one.

1647
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,279
It's a blessing.

1648
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:13,079
Speaker 2: Like Jim, you've been trying for months. I think you

1649
01:14:13,159 --> 01:14:14,720
need to give up. I think there's a problem with

1650
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,000
your penis. No, no, no, God wills it.

1651
01:14:18,199 --> 01:14:21,600
Speaker 1: Once they had began to thrive, however, Cyrus thought, hey,

1652
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,960
fuck it, let's really get this thing going and get

1653
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:28,560
involved with Lee County politics, which everybody in Lee County loved.

1654
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1655
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:34,079
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure the scientologists are quite involved in Clearwater politics.

1656
01:14:34,119 --> 01:14:35,640
Speaker 2: The difference between them very much so.

1657
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,800
Speaker 1: Actually the Scientologists own Clearwater, right, you can't like go

1658
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:42,000
there and have fun. Quite frankly, it's not nearly what

1659
01:14:42,079 --> 01:14:47,359
it used to be. But obviously, up until probably the nineties,

1660
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:53,119
any major Catholic city Boston, Saint Louis, Chicago, New York, like,

1661
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:57,840
you better believe what the archbishop said fucking mattered.

1662
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's weirdly, very very influential for we're

1663
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:04,560
on behalf of the Church of Scientology.

1664
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,239
Speaker 1: Who Pam BONDI really.

1665
01:15:07,079 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's taking some She's got a lot of donors

1666
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,600
that are in the Church of Scientology.

1667
01:15:11,079 --> 01:15:12,399
Speaker 1: Taking some Xenu money for sure.

1668
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,520
Speaker 2: I mean, if there's money to take, like, let's be

1669
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:18,520
real that they're gonna take it. I'm not if I'm.

1670
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,640
Speaker 1: Running grift, I'm not turning away Xenu. They got the most, No,

1671
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:22,640
they got a lot.

1672
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 2: No.

1673
01:15:23,039 --> 01:15:25,319
Speaker 1: And also they're actually, I feel like the easiest ones

1674
01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:29,000
to fuck over, yeah, because they're not They're not gonna

1675
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,640
be like, hey, what the fuck? Oh you want us

1676
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:31,840
to come look at you? Yeah?

1677
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:35,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're Chilley Misscabbage at yeah, like you haven't

1678
01:15:35,039 --> 01:15:35,439
seen her.

1679
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:39,399
Speaker 1: And God knows, they're so blackmailable right back that it's

1680
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,279
it's just like they will find out your shit just

1681
01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,279
as fast as you find out, right, So it's they're

1682
01:15:44,399 --> 01:15:46,560
all their shit, I mean, their entire philosophy. Also, like

1683
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,479
the worst case scenario for them blackmailing a person is

1684
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,960
is if the person, like the person could just be like,

1685
01:15:53,119 --> 01:15:58,279
you know what, you know what, release the text messages

1686
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,680
or like show them that I fun my secretary, show

1687
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:06,560
him and watch what happens to you to you, Like,

1688
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,880
all you can really do is embarrass me.

1689
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 2: You guys have a slave boat.

1690
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can do a lot fucking more than embarrass.

1691
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 2: You think you'd be wrong. They just send Tom Cruise

1692
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,239
to your house.

1693
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:20,279
Speaker 1: I think they probably just send David Misscavage and he

1694
01:16:20,359 --> 01:16:22,359
fucking form tackles you and beats you to a poll.

1695
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:25,239
David's savage is tiny though, and also old at this point.

1696
01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 2: But he's old at this point.

1697
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:29,840
Speaker 1: The funniest thing in the world though, Like true the

1698
01:16:30,279 --> 01:16:32,760
counts of David Misscavage, Like everyone talks about this.

1699
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,079
Speaker 2: He is a.

1700
01:16:34,399 --> 01:16:36,399
Speaker 1: Mean, angry man, a little angry man.

1701
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that tackles people when he's mad at them. It's

1702
01:16:39,239 --> 01:16:41,600
a thing he does. But Cruise is going to smooth you.

1703
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,760
You know, he's gonna talk your ear off. Oh yeah,

1704
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,319
he's gonna win you over, honestly. He Yeah, Cruise has

1705
01:16:47,319 --> 01:16:50,199
got the acting David Misscavage never could. Like, that's why

1706
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:53,000
Cruise is the guy. It's like who David Missavage wishes

1707
01:16:53,039 --> 01:16:55,239
he could be. Are we about to see a renaissance

1708
01:16:55,239 --> 01:16:58,399
for Tom Cruise? Renass when did he go? I mean

1709
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:00,520
he's gonna I think he might just start transfer into

1710
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,760
like more serious roles instead of action movies. Oh yeah,

1711
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:08,560
I think it's his next career space. But where can

1712
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,439
he go after space? He's gonna win an Oscar. He

1713
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:14,479
needs to get his Oscar, definitely, So I'm just gonna

1714
01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:16,640
write that role for him. Tom Cruise is like Bryce Harper, right,

1715
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,159
without a ring. He's not making the Hall of Fame

1716
01:17:18,199 --> 01:17:19,359
without an Oscar.

1717
01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:25,039
Speaker 1: He's yeah, but you recognize the talent, organize the wasted talent. Uh, certainly,

1718
01:17:25,399 --> 01:17:27,920
Tom Cruise like if he doesn't get an Oscar, though,

1719
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,600
the further away we get from his acting career, the

1720
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,159
less people are gonna give a ship.

1721
01:17:31,239 --> 01:17:34,039
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like, did James Sene ever win an Oscar?

1722
01:17:34,279 --> 01:17:37,079
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, like James Deen, kids don't really give a

1723
01:17:37,079 --> 01:17:39,920
fuck about him now. No, Like if you're a filmy, yeah,

1724
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,640
sure must be to do win oscars. Honestly, you think

1725
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,119
I think when I posted a Jimmy Stewart impression to

1726
01:17:46,119 --> 01:17:48,359
Instagram and anyone gives a fuck. No, I think everyone knows

1727
01:17:48,399 --> 01:17:51,119
exactly who that is. That's Oscar winner James Stewart, that

1728
01:17:51,159 --> 01:17:53,560
he's doing. So I was on the idea. I was like, yeah,

1729
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:56,880
he's the second most famous actor of his era.

1730
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:05,039
Speaker 2: Anyway, these guys they start pulling shit. They try to

1731
01:18:05,079 --> 01:18:08,600
run a bunch of candidates unsuccessfully. The political machine in

1732
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,880
Lee County does not like this. They're all congregating for

1733
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,399
whatever reason outside of a convenience store. This most Florida

1734
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:18,239
story I've ever heard. So all of them, the corressions,

1735
01:18:18,239 --> 01:18:20,479
and it was a publics back then as well. Yeah,

1736
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,119
it was basically.

1737
01:18:21,159 --> 01:18:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just all outside of essentially Lee County's publics

1738
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:26,680
in nineteen oh six, and they get into a brawl.

1739
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,399
People don't know this, but back in the day before

1740
01:18:28,399 --> 01:18:31,439
they change, the publics was public ce Weglixy.

1741
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:39,239
Speaker 2: Boom. That is some fucking nineteen o six ass grocery

1742
01:18:39,279 --> 01:18:44,239
store though. Yeah, pigli Wigly, public Cityglixe, tom Sum Yeah,

1743
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,840
stupid names for things. God.

1744
01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 1: Uh, the political machine in the correstionions getting a big

1745
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,279
ass brawl though, while trying to break things up. Uh

1746
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:55,960
korrash cyrus teed whatever we're calling them right now, He goes.

1747
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,159
Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to fight them too.

1748
01:18:57,159 --> 01:19:01,079
They're all, you know, kind of pent up, pent up aggression.

1749
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:04,960
They're keep obviously, they're keeping their seed. They fucking go for.

1750
01:19:05,119 --> 01:19:07,640
Speaker 1: They believe in what they're doing too, because the last

1751
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:10,960
one lived was one hundred years after the inception of

1752
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:11,840
the COLT.

1753
01:19:12,079 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 2: So like they're believers for sure.

1754
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:17,159
Speaker 1: The leader, though, he gets pistol whipped by the sheriff

1755
01:19:17,239 --> 01:19:20,159
right the fucking face. Yeah. Yeah, the Cheff's like deserves

1756
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:23,479
Schriff's looking at him. I'm guessing he's coming over like, hey, everybody,

1757
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,159
let's stop. Chriff's like, you know what, we could really

1758
01:19:25,279 --> 01:19:27,840
nip this in the bud. That's just sad to hear. Yeah,

1759
01:19:28,039 --> 01:19:30,600
he pistol whips him in the head. Should have shot him,

1760
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,319
you know. I think that's what the Romans or the

1761
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,960
Jews thought with Christianity as well, like we can nip

1762
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,720
this in the bud and then we can parlay it

1763
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:44,600
into a better religion later to control everybody. But yeah,

1764
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,199
so they pistol whip him. He suffers from pretty big

1765
01:19:47,239 --> 01:19:51,479
complications in his brain. He basically is never the same

1766
01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:52,640
again after getting pistol lipped.

1767
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:54,640
Speaker 2: So I thought he got pistol whipped and it knocked

1768
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,640
sense back into him like.

1769
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,720
Speaker 1: He did a Tracy Morgan or just Tracy Morgan.

1770
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, any movie where you get hit over the head

1771
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,960
with a frying pan and you're no longer a sleeper.

1772
01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:07,079
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, that's true. That's how The Rain in

1773
01:20:07,079 --> 01:20:10,960
Canada ended. Yeah, whacked in the head. Oh no, I

1774
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,880
guess it would be a reverse bucy, wouldn't it. Yes, yeah,

1775
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,960
he got He was like a big no helmets on motorcycles, guy, Yeah,

1776
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:22,920
went nuts Ofthlisberger too, right, big Ben. He'd right around

1777
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:24,600
naked and Pittsburgh on his motorcycle.

1778
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 2: No helmet, no helmet.

1779
01:20:26,399 --> 01:20:28,920
Speaker 1: He was rot dog in the street. That's right, like

1780
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,479
he could like only he could. Uh. He would die

1781
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:34,600
two years later, not being the same ever again, Set's

1782
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:39,800
followers initially expected his resurrection after which three days. Yeah.

1783
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,720
Speaker 2: Actually he beats jes the ceiling and takes them two.

1784
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're not wrong. They expected to be the

1785
01:20:46,279 --> 01:20:49,840
next day. He was to prove his immortality, he always

1786
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,039
sold his followers when I die, I'm gonna get sucked up,

1787
01:20:52,199 --> 01:20:54,359
because it's not death. He framed it as like a

1788
01:20:54,399 --> 01:20:57,720
spiritual He's like Virgin Mary, she goes up. Yeah, just

1789
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,760
whip floats up. So what they did, of course, they

1790
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,000
put him in a bath hub outside in the Florida sun.

1791
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,359
Let him sit out there so God could get right

1792
01:21:06,399 --> 01:21:08,960
to him, you know, suck him in. Which, okay, we

1793
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,279
are once again the real full circle of this is

1794
01:21:11,359 --> 01:21:12,079
brind meat.

1795
01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least a salt water you know, yeah, you

1796
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:16,840
could keep forever.

1797
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,760
Speaker 1: Human pistrami, what's pickled pork?

1798
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 2: Pickle?

1799
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 1: Is there a meat where like you pickled because human?

1800
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,840
You know, long pig? Is there a Is there a

1801
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:28,760
pickled like pork butt like a pork pistrami situation?

1802
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 2: Not?

1803
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:34,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess like not from our people obviously,

1804
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,720
right right R Yeah, I would imagine there's some sort of.

1805
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,399
Speaker 2: German thing' no.

1806
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,039
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't know. The closest thing I'm thinking to

1807
01:21:43,079 --> 01:21:47,239
cure pork is just bacon. Bacon, Yeah, okay, that's probably it.

1808
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:49,479
But here's the thing. I was trying to wrap my

1809
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:51,239
head around this. So they thought he was going to ascend,

1810
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:56,760
and all the followers would too, So all that's up.

1811
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,279
If they're ascending, they're going to the center of the ball. Right,

1812
01:22:00,159 --> 01:22:04,159
there's just a big battery there. What is heaven for them?

1813
01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:06,079
Like you hang out on the battery. It's actually an

1814
01:22:06,079 --> 01:22:09,720
eight M party. It's electronica. He's like no, no, no, like

1815
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:14,159
Sandstorm starts playing. Actually, people don't know this Absa is

1816
01:22:14,199 --> 01:22:16,880
the center of the earth. Yeah, yeah, it's just a

1817
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,319
floating island in the middle of the sky. So they

1818
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,840
basically kept his body in this bath hub for like weeks,

1819
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:27,920
and it smelled so bad that like it was causing

1820
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,680
such a ruckus basically in town that like the health

1821
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,960
inspector came in. It was like, you're burying this body.

1822
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,239
Get this out of here right now.

1823
01:22:35,239 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 2: This is disgusting. Like you guys shut it down. Yeah,

1824
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,279
you provide services for not just your stupid part of

1825
01:22:41,279 --> 01:22:43,279
the town, but like the entire town too. You have

1826
01:22:43,319 --> 01:22:45,920
a bakery store, Like, you have to close this, you

1827
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:46,520
have to bury this.

1828
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,159
Speaker 1: The fact that even in nineteen oh six, you're like

1829
01:22:48,199 --> 01:22:51,960
this is a health violation. Yeah, this is disgusting. They're

1830
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,039
like okay, fine, so they bury him. Once he's buried,

1831
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,439
then he rises and he's pissed. Actually, a flood happened

1832
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:01,239
and the ocean took him, so they called that the

1833
01:23:01,319 --> 01:23:03,960
get like they were like, no, that was God taking them.

1834
01:23:04,079 --> 01:23:06,039
That was his essention. He as sended to prove them wrong.

1835
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,960
You got them wrong. They made the claim. They've made

1836
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:11,920
the claim. Yeah, you must prove them wrong. That's how

1837
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,319
their satisfactions happened.

1838
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,520
Speaker 2: But they have evidence it happened.

1839
01:23:17,239 --> 01:23:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have evidence. They have evidence of something happening

1840
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,680
that they're claiming is the thing they want to happen.

1841
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:25,199
They they've made the claim, proved them wrong to their

1842
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,399
proved me wrong. They got the fucking set up. Yeah,

1843
01:23:28,439 --> 01:23:31,960
our boys sended proved me wrong. You can't change my

1844
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:38,079
mind prove me wrong. Okay, uh yeah. Basically once the

1845
01:23:38,119 --> 01:23:40,159
body went away, though, they all kind of knew they

1846
01:23:40,159 --> 01:23:42,479
were playing make them ups. At that point they started

1847
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:44,680
to decline the last remaining follower.

1848
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,600
Speaker 2: If you're in too deep, though, you might as well

1849
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:48,800
just keeping you're going to keep going If I spend

1850
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:53,640
my formative years like believing in something like what, I'm

1851
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,680
forty fifty sixty now, why am I going to stop?

1852
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:57,800
Are they tax exempt?

1853
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:00,119
Speaker 1: There's a reason, absolutely not. They were not.

1854
01:24:01,319 --> 01:24:03,159
Speaker 2: There was three hundred of them. There's no that would

1855
01:24:03,159 --> 01:24:04,840
be a reasonab to like keep going.

1856
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:09,119
Speaker 1: Actually, I've been looking into starting a tax exempt status

1857
01:24:09,159 --> 01:24:09,760
for why.

1858
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,319
Speaker 2: Don't we just make software history a religion. We do

1859
01:24:12,439 --> 01:24:15,720
meet in the same place every week. Yeah, we have a.

1860
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:18,199
Speaker 1: Follower, and at this point you can do religious like broadcast.

1861
01:24:18,239 --> 01:24:20,439
It doesn't have to be in person. I don't think anymore.

1862
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:23,079
We're doing sermon right now, brother, yep. Every time I

1863
01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:26,720
pick up this mic. It's like Church Lord, but the

1864
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,239
hand of yeah, the last sorry, I did Black Church.

1865
01:24:29,239 --> 01:24:32,600
Actually I need to do Catholic Lord. And in the

1866
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,880
name of the softcore in the history and the Holy

1867
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:42,520
Dan's Apartment, we will raise you. We gotta think of

1868
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:47,880
some is there it is, uh yeah, the last remaining guy,

1869
01:24:48,159 --> 01:24:50,680
he decided that what was left of the colony, it

1870
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:52,600
was about three hundred and fifty acres of land. He

1871
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,760
sold it to the state of Florida in nineteen sixty one,

1872
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:59,600
marking the end of the corression era pauling his death

1873
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,920
in nineteen the last follower's death, the site became known

1874
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,239
as and this is still a very nice park, the

1875
01:25:05,319 --> 01:25:10,680
Koreshian State Historic Site now kh krush And State Park. Okay, yeah, so.

1876
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:13,920
Speaker 2: They set aside money for that to happen. What do

1877
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,399
you mean, like for it to be maintenance like as

1878
01:25:16,399 --> 01:25:17,520
it grew up. Yeah.

1879
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:19,680
Speaker 1: No, they deeded the land to Florida and it was

1880
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,319
all maintained really nicely by them. So like Florida just

1881
01:25:22,359 --> 01:25:25,079
kind of took it over once the last guy died.

1882
01:25:25,239 --> 01:25:28,560
And it's like a really nice botanical park. Now, oh

1883
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:30,720
you can go to it. So what is that? How's

1884
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,640
that all tie in with her boy David Koresh? How

1885
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,319
does it do that?

1886
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,119
Speaker 2: Does it or they just share a name?

1887
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,760
Speaker 1: No, it does. Oh yeah, it very much ties in.

1888
01:25:40,399 --> 01:25:44,359
So someone was doing a book on Colts and immortality

1889
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,600
and like he learned about this guy cyrus T because

1890
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,199
a big part of the cult was like, hey, you'll

1891
01:25:50,239 --> 01:25:52,600
live forever if you live in the hollow earth with me,

1892
01:25:53,039 --> 01:25:54,720
and he was doing a story about that. I was like, whoa,

1893
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:57,600
that's weird. That's weird that, Like he changed his name

1894
01:25:57,640 --> 01:26:01,920
to Koresh. That's so strange. So, uh, I didn't actually

1895
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:03,399
know that. I thought his name was Korsh.

1896
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,399
Speaker 2: No, it changed it, Like I didn't know that either.

1897
01:26:05,399 --> 01:26:07,159
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I thought his name was David Krush. I'm

1898
01:26:07,439 --> 01:26:09,720
not sure if it was like not his name or

1899
01:26:10,239 --> 01:26:13,000
at some point someone in his family or him changed

1900
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:17,279
his last name to Koresh. So yeah, but so he

1901
01:26:17,359 --> 01:26:19,439
was like, man, that's weird. So he was like he

1902
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,640
learned about it through a book, Like he heard about

1903
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,800
a book about all this guy cyrus Ted's writings.

1904
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,640
Speaker 2: But you can't really find it. It's a self published

1905
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,920
book and there was only Amazon. Yeah, you can't kn't

1906
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,079
kid it on Amazon like it's it's not in a

1907
01:26:32,119 --> 01:26:34,079
lot of places. So at the time there were only

1908
01:26:34,079 --> 01:26:37,399
a few hundred copies in circulation, and there were only

1909
01:26:37,439 --> 01:26:40,479
eight libraries that had the book. So in those eight

1910
01:26:41,199 --> 01:26:43,159
they were all buried in archives, like, they were not

1911
01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:46,520
out on shelves. No one's like yeah, So they were

1912
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:48,840
like looking around to try and figure out what libraries

1913
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,399
have it. One of the libraries, one of the eight,

1914
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:56,159
was the Waco McLennan County Public Library. This person then

1915
01:26:56,199 --> 01:26:58,800
traveled to the Waco McLennan County Public Library to see

1916
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:01,520
the copy for themselves. When they looked over the book,

1917
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,960
they realized that the underlined portions of this book by

1918
01:27:05,119 --> 01:27:07,439
like all the teachings of Cyrus teed were all the

1919
01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:10,920
underlined portions were word for word, bar for bar, the

1920
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:14,479
same sermons that David Koresh was giving. Oh my god,

1921
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:18,079
Dave is actually the ones that was underlying all the texts.

1922
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 1: It was it was his pen It was get this.

1923
01:27:22,039 --> 01:27:24,439
So they looked up who the last person to check

1924
01:27:24,479 --> 01:27:26,600
out the book was. It was the president of the

1925
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,840
branch Davidians. It was this woman named Lois Rooden. Okay,

1926
01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:32,800
So like he was checking it out be like yeah

1927
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:36,079
fuck yeah, like this line he had her go get

1928
01:27:36,079 --> 01:27:37,560
it though, yeah, like he's like I don't want to

1929
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:40,520
be right yead, So like he was just going like

1930
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:43,079
you can like apparently line up, Like oh, if you

1931
01:27:43,079 --> 01:27:46,880
look at this recording, it is no change word for word.

1932
01:27:47,039 --> 01:27:49,920
Plagiarization of this guy who believed in the Hollow Earth.

1933
01:27:50,119 --> 01:27:53,840
Speaker 2: So like this nut job in Florida led to the

1934
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:57,079
assaults and like the sie John Wakers, So he was

1935
01:27:57,119 --> 01:28:00,199
the original Dark Web intellectual where he would take other

1936
01:28:00,239 --> 01:28:02,520
people's work and just regurgitate it.

1937
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,000
Speaker 1: I want to I want to level that up real quick.

1938
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,840
What cult leader isn't that? Yeah?

1939
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,960
Speaker 2: What cult leader doesn't have source material?

1940
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:13,319
Speaker 1: Because like even this guy right, like he's still like

1941
01:28:13,479 --> 01:28:17,359
oh Jesus and Elijah and all these people, like there

1942
01:28:17,439 --> 01:28:20,439
is no cult. It sucks, Like I like cults that

1943
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:24,279
are their own thing, like make it up completely. But

1944
01:28:24,479 --> 01:28:27,800
like like Scientology, right, Scientology is a perfect cult really

1945
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,720
in my mind because like one they've grown like crazy

1946
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,159
and like whoa, how'd you do that?

1947
01:28:31,399 --> 01:28:31,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1948
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:34,399
Speaker 1: It was made up by a fucking sci fi rider, right,

1949
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,439
But he.

1950
01:28:35,439 --> 01:28:37,760
Speaker 2: Used to do drugs in the desert with one of

1951
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:41,479
the Ulster Crowley, well not well Crowley, and but also

1952
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,720
uh one of the main guys from NASA.

1953
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:48,840
Speaker 1: Jack Parsons. Yeah, no, the fact that rockets get into

1954
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:51,239
the sky. I don't know if he ever met Crowley.

1955
01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:54,439
I think he might might have read Crowley. They they

1956
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:58,720
ran in the same circles. I don't know, actually Crowley.

1957
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:02,520
I think I hated Hubbard if I'm correct, Yeah, I

1958
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:03,279
think probably hated it.

1959
01:29:03,319 --> 01:29:05,199
Speaker 2: We did a Crowley episode. You weren't there, though, No,

1960
01:29:05,239 --> 01:29:07,000
I must have missed it. Did you talk about the

1961
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:14,199
soul Biscuits, the soul Biscuits, the sacrament yeah, Cracker Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1962
01:29:14,279 --> 01:29:17,279
I think so gross, but yeah no. So I just

1963
01:29:17,319 --> 01:29:19,560
really like this one because there's a clear Florida Central

1964
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:24,399
Texas connection. David Koresh is a fucking loser obviously, like

1965
01:29:24,439 --> 01:29:28,119
he's he was fucking fiddling kids, right right right. But

1966
01:29:28,119 --> 01:29:31,680
I didn't know that either. He was definitely assaulting them kids. Bro.

1967
01:29:33,199 --> 01:29:36,119
Speaker 1: He wasn't Catholics, so no one cared to talk about it. Yeah,

1968
01:29:36,119 --> 01:29:38,840
the way that there are constantly sex scandals from like

1969
01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:41,960
Evangelicals and Baptists and stuff. But the thing is, there's

1970
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,680
no cool Da Vinci code fun narrative to have from

1971
01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:48,399
it the same way. The amount of arguments I've had

1972
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,079
it's been like, you know, like frats get shipped for

1973
01:29:51,279 --> 01:29:53,439
sexual assault and stuff like that, which is not wrong,

1974
01:29:53,479 --> 01:29:55,600
Like it happens there for sure. But I'm just like, yeah,

1975
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,159
there's never gonna be a dorm rape in the news ever.

1976
01:29:58,359 --> 01:30:00,439
Speaker 2: Oh you mean like the most common form of sexual

1977
01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:02,800
assault that happens on campuses, Yeah, the ones indoors.

1978
01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: It's just a dude, it's just where's the where's the

1979
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:09,319
fun narrative? Where are the clicks? Yeah? Where anything like that?

1980
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:13,000
It's only fun. Yeah, but it's it's literally it'll be

1981
01:30:13,039 --> 01:30:15,439
sports teams or fraternities. It's the only two that that

1982
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:18,279
are like boom, let's do it. We had a we

1983
01:30:18,319 --> 01:30:21,640
had a guy in my fraternity. He assaulted his girlfriend.

1984
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:26,159
Yeah we kicked him out promptly. But yeah, the Alligator

1985
01:30:26,319 --> 01:30:28,560
did this long article about the case and all this,

1986
01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:31,600
and there's like bold words. He was a member of

1987
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,319
the Yeah, you know, it's just like Jesus, guy's like,

1988
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:36,720
come on, but I mean, I mean, I guess it's relevant.

1989
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:39,560
It gets the clicks, right, but you know, it's true,

1990
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:42,399
it's not a it's not a it's like it's like

1991
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,039
just asking questions without even asking the question, you know

1992
01:30:45,079 --> 01:30:46,840
what I mean. Yeah, it's it's like, dude, how many

1993
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:51,079
fucking domestic assaults were there this ye were just one? Yeah,

1994
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:53,680
it's well they're all doing it. Yeah, that was fun

1995
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,960
that week too. Being on campus. It's like, oh, you

1996
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,600
guys are the I won't be wearing letters this week.

1997
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:01,119
Just woo duckdown.

1998
01:31:01,319 --> 01:31:03,840
Speaker 2: Good good week to be a lower tier, middle tier

1999
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:08,039
whatever you wanna call it, fraternity right right, yeah, baby,

2000
01:31:08,119 --> 01:31:11,359
bottom tier boys here. But uh yeah, that's that's my

2001
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,119
little story for this week.

2002
01:31:13,159 --> 01:31:17,600
Speaker 1: What you guys learn. I learned that electricity is the

2003
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:19,640
key to salvation, always.

2004
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:22,920
Speaker 2: Always has been. Yeah, well yeah, we had that guy

2005
01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:25,840
that tried to make a mechanical Jesus remember yes, oh

2006
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,199
I did forget about that guy.

2007
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,279
Speaker 1: I love that dude.

2008
01:31:29,319 --> 01:31:31,680
Speaker 2: That's it's so like I love the eighteen hundreds for

2009
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:34,279
people on that level, a great time. If I had

2010
01:31:34,359 --> 01:31:37,399
to go back in time, I think the eighteen hundreds

2011
01:31:37,399 --> 01:31:38,399
would suffice. It'd be fun.

2012
01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:41,399
Speaker 1: Are you going pre your post Civil War pre pre

2013
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,880
pre okay, gotta go. I you definitely want to be

2014
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:46,840
like I want to feel the tension. I think I'm

2015
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:51,359
going Gilded Age like turning the century kind of. Yeah,

2016
01:31:51,399 --> 01:31:53,680
that's not bad. I I do love that.

2017
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,760
Speaker 2: Like the middle of the nineteenth century was just people

2018
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:59,319
that are I sent everyone was twelve years old, like

2019
01:31:59,319 --> 01:32:01,159
it's like or not twelve, maybe like seven.

2020
01:32:01,239 --> 01:32:03,319
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna mix stuff in the bathtub and see

2021
01:32:03,359 --> 01:32:06,760
what happens. That's science, Like that's crazy to me, like

2022
01:32:08,279 --> 01:32:10,720
the kid that was making potions and yeah, class like

2023
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:13,000
joking around. The funny thing about Dan, you're going back

2024
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,760
to pre so war. Is that very quickly you'll find

2025
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,439
out how okay you are with a slave doing stuff

2026
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:22,159
for you. Yeah, I think because at one point some

2027
01:32:22,279 --> 01:32:24,119
slave is just gonna be working to wear and give

2028
01:32:24,159 --> 01:32:26,800
you like a drink, Like you'll order a black coffee

2029
01:32:27,079 --> 01:32:29,239
and you'll be like, well, what am I supposed to

2030
01:32:29,239 --> 01:32:32,279
do about this right now? I mean, I just I'm

2031
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:33,520
trust trying to get a coffee.

2032
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,680
Speaker 2: Listen, I'll join an abolition group, but yeah, I'll have

2033
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,159
the coffee.

2034
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm not going to turn it away. You just made it.

2035
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:41,239
I didn't even know it was here, Like I didn't

2036
01:32:41,239 --> 01:32:43,760
even know it was here. That's the same thing that's

2037
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:47,119
with AI, though, it's like everyone everyone, this ship's so

2038
01:32:47,239 --> 01:32:50,399
bad for the environment, like all this stuff, theater, everyone's

2039
01:32:50,479 --> 01:32:50,800
using that.

2040
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:54,399
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh bitch, everyone's wine and I won't use it.

2041
01:32:54,399 --> 01:32:55,840
Speaker 1: But then you go, you know, you're too lazy to

2042
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:57,439
even google something, so you chat GPT.

2043
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:01,439
Speaker 2: It's super Google. It's super Google. Yeah, stupid. I hate AI,

2044
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,279
I will say.

2045
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:05,079
Speaker 1: So. I was working at this like ad agency, right,

2046
01:33:05,199 --> 01:33:08,880
like every single fucking kid is using this ship like

2047
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,560
everyone's job if you're not doing like hard data or.

2048
01:33:11,479 --> 01:33:14,319
Speaker 2: Like I'm applying to jobs right now, and I guarantee

2049
01:33:15,239 --> 01:33:16,920
no HR person's looking at my resumes.

2050
01:33:17,479 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 1: It's all going through a system. Yeah, it's crazy. It's

2051
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,600
all all going through AI.

2052
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:25,760
Speaker 2: So some data center needs all the water from California

2053
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,399
to look turn your resuce weird.

2054
01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:31,960
Speaker 1: What's weird to me about the water thing is like, okay, yeah,

2055
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:34,000
put it by an ocean because it shouldn't matter if

2056
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:35,359
it's saltwater fresh water.

2057
01:33:35,239 --> 01:33:39,079
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know if it's cool, but the salt

2058
01:33:39,319 --> 01:33:41,960
can sal This saltwater's corrosive as fun.

2059
01:33:42,199 --> 01:33:44,319
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah yeah that makes sense, trust me. I just

2060
01:33:44,399 --> 01:33:47,039
know that happen to know that. Yeah, like no, no, relevance.

2061
01:33:47,079 --> 01:33:50,880
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine a huge data center next to

2062
01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:52,640
a town is good for the town.

2063
01:33:53,479 --> 01:33:56,680
Speaker 1: No, dude, are you kidding? It's like everyone's electricity goes

2064
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:59,119
up tenfold if you have a data center for AI.

2065
01:33:59,239 --> 01:34:01,079
Speaker 2: I'm not like a five G guy, but I can't

2066
01:34:01,119 --> 01:34:05,840
imagine all these things are good next to a population

2067
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:06,399
of humans.

2068
01:34:06,439 --> 01:34:09,479
Speaker 1: You know, I was thinking, what if, like Republicans suck

2069
01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:12,199
and Democrats suck, and like technology sucks, and like what

2070
01:34:12,239 --> 01:34:14,800
if we should just return to nature? And I'm gonna

2071
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:18,000
do it? By Ted hard Pass, Yeah, I will say

2072
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,000
it's probably it's probably the equivalent of having like a

2073
01:34:21,039 --> 01:34:23,279
coal plant in your town. You're like, what's making jobs?

2074
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:25,840
Everyone's richer, But then it's just it's got a cough

2075
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:26,479
twenty years later.

2076
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:30,119
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well yeah. The saracha plant when it caught fire,

2077
01:34:30,439 --> 01:34:34,439
like I think everyone in the neighbor town was just crying, oh,

2078
01:34:34,439 --> 01:34:35,560
because it's like being pepper sprayed.

2079
01:34:36,159 --> 01:34:38,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just funny. That's funny. That's that's you did

2080
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:40,600
it to yourself kind of stuff. That's like you caused

2081
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:43,000
this to yourself, and that's a fun consequence. I think

2082
01:34:43,079 --> 01:34:47,880
the consequence of like, hell, it goes away. You're only

2083
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:50,720
getting peper sprayed for one a day. That's not real pollution. No,

2084
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:55,399
that's that's an accident. Yeah, when the fucking like, but

2085
01:34:55,479 --> 01:34:58,399
it is funny to have a robot sucking the ground dry, Yeah,

2086
01:34:58,479 --> 01:35:00,439
drinking all the water like a robot. Dude. I was

2087
01:35:00,439 --> 01:35:01,880
in fucking quick trip the other day and I was

2088
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,920
so annoyed that, like, it's just like, how dog shit

2089
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,880
the future is because I was like trying to get

2090
01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:09,640
out and it's not like this little Star Wars droid

2091
01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:12,760
that was cleaning the floors was in my way, okay,

2092
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:14,560
and it had eyes, it had a face, it had

2093
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:17,359
a face, and I was just like, God damn it,

2094
01:35:17,399 --> 01:35:19,000
the future is so fucking gay.

2095
01:35:19,119 --> 01:35:21,239
Speaker 2: I'd out of my fucking that's.

2096
01:35:21,119 --> 01:35:21,640
Speaker 1: The worst part.

2097
01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:24,319
Speaker 2: It's not even the fact that it's gonna be awful.

2098
01:35:24,399 --> 01:35:26,600
It's just lame. Yeah, my episode's on.

2099
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:29,279
Speaker 1: I'm breaking character you guys have, Like, you guys are

2100
01:35:29,319 --> 01:35:32,760
way further at here the most places, Like, Okay, I

2101
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:35,159
live in a normal city, like a normal town now,

2102
01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:37,279
like a Chick fil A's don't have robots.

2103
01:35:37,359 --> 01:35:42,479
Speaker 2: No, we don't have fucking we don't have pilotless cars.

2104
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:45,199
I don't play golf at Jimmy Clay or Roy Kaiser

2105
01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:46,880
all the time now like once a week at least.

2106
01:35:47,039 --> 01:35:48,960
And it's right next to the Wimow factory, and it's

2107
01:35:49,039 --> 01:35:51,199
very dystopian when I have to drive and there's twelve

2108
01:35:51,239 --> 01:35:54,000
windows on the way. No, dude, that's so fucking weird.

2109
01:35:54,039 --> 01:35:56,119
And I know, I know it's only inevitable that it's

2110
01:35:56,119 --> 01:35:58,199
going on. My car is gonna get smoked by one,

2111
01:35:58,199 --> 01:35:59,640
and I'm gonna get out on my car and just

2112
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:02,720
be like, Dame, I can't contact anyone. No, you're gonna

2113
01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:04,800
like take a p it's probably gonna QR code or something.

2114
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:07,600
It's probably just gonna take off and like flip me off. Dude.

2115
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:11,600
It's probably gonna assume you. It's like, we don't make mistakes.

2116
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:15,640
Speaker 1: You made a mistake humans like you rear ended me,

2117
01:36:16,079 --> 01:36:16,920
fucking clinker.

2118
01:36:17,760 --> 01:36:20,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be so racist against the box.

2119
01:36:20,439 --> 01:36:26,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. Way, I look at that floor cleaning robot the

2120
01:36:26,159 --> 01:36:28,279
way I think a racist looks like a Mexican.

2121
01:36:28,319 --> 01:36:32,039
Speaker 2: You should have kicked, dude, Yeah, you should like a

2122
01:36:32,079 --> 01:36:33,840
soccer ball. I will say.

2123
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:36,840
Speaker 1: Also, like everything that's like automated that's replaced a job

2124
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,359
has been just more terrible, Like you mentioned quick trip.

2125
01:36:39,359 --> 01:36:40,720
Speaker 2: I was at a circle K the other day.

2126
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:43,000
Speaker 1: It's not good at their jobs. You know, only have

2127
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,000
the like the thing you put all your items in.

2128
01:36:45,119 --> 01:36:47,279
It just tells you how much you owe. Yeah, no

2129
01:36:47,279 --> 01:36:49,079
one knows how to use that shiit No, no one

2130
01:36:49,119 --> 01:36:51,119
knows how to use that ship. Everywhere I go where

2131
01:36:51,119 --> 01:36:53,840
there's self checkout is way more the fucking backed up

2132
01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:55,560
than it was when it was. Just like a nice

2133
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,960
kid with a learning disability, that's your grocery.

2134
01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:00,600
Speaker 2: Right right right, Like that kid that requires no computing

2135
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,199
power like fucking crushed it.

2136
01:37:02,079 --> 01:37:04,800
Speaker 1: Well because he technically still has more computing power than

2137
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:07,880
whatever the fuck is like trot out, Yeah exactly. It's

2138
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:10,560
like he's like, oh, this is like messed up sometimes.

2139
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:13,960
Speaker 2: So I noticed that's gonna be sad when they replace

2140
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:19,439
the Walmart greaders, the robot, the disability kids and the

2141
01:37:19,479 --> 01:37:20,960
old people. The old people as well.

2142
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:22,279
Speaker 1: We welcome.

2143
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,560
Speaker 2: No, it's it's a dangerous, dangerous dangers.

2144
01:37:24,560 --> 01:37:26,760
Speaker 1: You just want something to do every day, so you'd

2145
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:28,479
be a Walmart greeter. That's noting.

2146
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:32,039
Speaker 2: They also didn't save up for retirement. That's gonna be me.

2147
01:37:32,119 --> 01:37:33,960
That's on them, huh, that's gonna be me. That's on

2148
01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:36,560
them for not to say that's me. Yeah, that's my future.

2149
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:38,279
Speaker 1: I think they just wanted something to do. I mean,

2150
01:37:38,319 --> 01:37:41,760
sister Jean died because she didn't she retired, She didn't

2151
01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:42,319
go to Walmart.

2152
01:37:42,359 --> 01:37:45,800
Speaker 2: She was one hundred and six and she officially retired

2153
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:46,640
from Loyal.

2154
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:49,159
Speaker 1: Like two weeks before that. Yeah, I mean, body was

2155
01:37:49,199 --> 01:37:52,319
just like, I got nothing to live for. If you

2156
01:37:52,319 --> 01:37:54,319
don't have anything to live, I mean, having a reason

2157
01:37:54,359 --> 01:37:56,560
to live is really at a certain point, all that

2158
01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:57,479
keeps keeps you going.

2159
01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2160
01:37:57,920 --> 01:38:00,159
Speaker 1: I think that's why when I do retire, I will

2161
01:38:01,319 --> 01:38:03,359
You always just need something to look forward to tomorrow.

2162
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:06,840
So what I will be doing is incessantly sports gambling

2163
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,439
with my retirement money. Yeah.

2164
01:38:08,600 --> 01:38:10,800
Speaker 2: I think of it like, well, your kids are already

2165
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:13,319
out of the house. Yeah, no consequence to them. If

2166
01:38:13,359 --> 01:38:16,239
I hit like seventy five, I'm not giving a shit.

2167
01:38:16,359 --> 01:38:19,199
Speaker 1: No more like seventy five. Fuck it man, double like

2168
01:38:19,279 --> 01:38:21,760
triple cheese burgers. I'm gonna get fat as fuck, like

2169
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:24,439
so fat. Actually, at a certain point, fat old people

2170
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,880
live longer than skinny old people. There is there is

2171
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,520
a threshold of age where if you are past that

2172
01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:33,359
it's better to be overweight than like I don't know,

2173
01:38:33,399 --> 01:38:34,119
I would I would.

2174
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:36,640
Speaker 2: Agree with that, Like what there's just more nutrients available

2175
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:39,920
around to you. Like also are just get gas to

2176
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,119
the gills, get yoked at.

2177
01:38:42,079 --> 01:38:47,760
Speaker 1: Age, get Actually, I guarantee you I know why the

2178
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:51,000
overweight thing is the way it is. Cushion, you don't

2179
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:51,920
break as easy.

2180
01:38:52,159 --> 01:38:54,439
Speaker 2: And think about that all that patting, Think about how

2181
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:56,880
fragile old people are.

2182
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:59,520
Speaker 1: Like, oh my, my grandma fell down our our fucking

2183
01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:03,079
hundred old houses like outdoor, like to down to the

2184
01:39:03,079 --> 01:39:06,359
street like concrete stairs, had to have surgery for a

2185
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:10,279
broken leg or something. That she was in her eighties mentally,

2186
01:39:10,399 --> 01:39:12,000
never the same after that, just because she had to

2187
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,960
go under Anstyes, you get a fucking oh that's the

2188
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,960
scariest thing too. Man, you can't do anestesia once you

2189
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:17,359
get old, Like you're not coming.

2190
01:39:17,159 --> 01:39:18,840
Speaker 2: Back in the way. I wonder how that old guy

2191
01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:21,399
that was collected oil, that Mark Sanchez beat the fuck

2192
01:39:21,439 --> 01:39:24,520
out of hell he's gonna hold up. He wouldn't.

2193
01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:26,479
Speaker 1: He's so he was only sixty nine. Like that's old,

2194
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:29,000
that's old whole, but it's not crazy like my grandma's

2195
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,600
like eighty five, it's not. There's a huge difference between

2196
01:39:31,640 --> 01:39:35,199
sixty nine and eighty five. One's old ones elderly, right, Yeah,

2197
01:39:35,239 --> 01:39:38,119
for sure. I oh, I forgot to ask who's hitler?

2198
01:39:40,159 --> 01:39:44,119
Speaker 2: Uh, probably Mark Sanchez because he got stabbed three times

2199
01:39:44,119 --> 01:39:44,800
and arrested.

2200
01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark Sanchez is Yeah, it's Mark Sanchez for sure.

2201
01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:50,600
How do you get stabbed and it's your fault?

2202
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:55,079
Speaker 2: Dude. The ESPN update for that was the funniest shit

2203
01:39:55,119 --> 01:39:57,680
in the world. Is like, Mark Sanchez stabbed? What? Who

2204
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,760
would stab this guy? Mark Sucha's arrested in his own

2205
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:06,760
stabbing kit while doing wind sprints, Like he's one.

2206
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:09,720
Speaker 1: Of us, essentially, just Mark Sanchez arrested for doing cocaine wrong.

2207
01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't even topical. This is funny forever.

2208
01:40:12,119 --> 01:40:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's just funny for funny, like the fact

2209
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:18,319
that he was doing wind sprints, that is that is

2210
01:40:18,479 --> 01:40:20,720
any one of my friends, like move your truck last time,

2211
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:21,960
like one of the last times I hung out with

2212
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:24,279
all my boys. They literally did windsprints against each other,

2213
01:40:24,359 --> 01:40:26,560
drunk a shit outside of a fogo to child.

2214
01:40:26,399 --> 01:40:29,119
Speaker 2: You can't park here, man, you can't park here.

2215
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:31,920
Speaker 1: The way I would not want to wanted to have

2216
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:33,319
done that this week. I like, if one of my

2217
01:40:33,319 --> 01:40:36,680
buddies was a fucking dust each other, let's fucking go,

2218
01:40:37,439 --> 01:40:39,239
I would have been like, are you fucking kidding me?

2219
01:40:39,359 --> 01:40:41,239
I checked at one point because I was walking so

2220
01:40:41,319 --> 01:40:43,880
much and drinking so much and just like zen in

2221
01:40:44,039 --> 01:40:46,079
zen out for the whole fucking day. I was like,

2222
01:40:46,079 --> 01:40:49,720
one of my resting heart rate is today? What was it?

2223
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:50,439
It was a hundred.

2224
01:40:51,279 --> 01:40:54,159
Speaker 2: That's high. Yeah, that's a high rest IM's gonna die.

2225
01:40:54,439 --> 01:40:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, very so. My normal resting heart rate is like

2226
01:40:56,960 --> 01:41:00,119
sixty five to seventy. Yeah, it's like it's very healthy.

2227
01:41:00,279 --> 01:41:03,079
But that day it was nothing but steps, standing in

2228
01:41:03,119 --> 01:41:07,840
the sun, drinking all day, more stab siggs, no siggs,

2229
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:10,479
but carrying giant ass coolers and shit like that.

2230
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,000
Speaker 2: Definitely some zins zins.

2231
01:41:12,039 --> 01:41:13,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I actually told you zin ins and out for

2232
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:18,079
like twelve hours. Yeah, it was, I mean, but I

2233
01:41:18,119 --> 01:41:20,880
also like my circles were like doubled up on the

2234
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:24,520
fucking watch. Dude. I have to say, I hope you guys,

2235
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,560
I notice you guys haven't noticed this, But uh, i'm't

2236
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:31,159
puffed on anything. No you quit, I quit. I've been

2237
01:41:31,279 --> 01:41:34,159
like non no nicotine cold Turkey for like I notice

2238
01:41:34,199 --> 01:41:37,199
its anything but and fifty like one hundred and eighty days,

2239
01:41:37,279 --> 01:41:41,439
got y'all. I went on a boys trip to uh,

2240
01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:45,039
what's the one in North Carolina, the good golf course, Pinehurst.

2241
01:41:45,039 --> 01:41:47,960
I went to Pinehurst, buddy mine lives up there, and

2242
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:50,199
we were, you know, just drinking and golfing all weekend.

2243
01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:54,119
And the hangover I had from vaping as much as

2244
01:41:54,159 --> 01:41:56,640
I had been, Yeah, I just can't do this today

2245
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:59,520
like you do Tobacco Road as well. We didn't actually

2246
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:02,439
golf and Hurst like the course. We we went there

2247
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:04,560
and checked it Pinehurst has he went to the resort.

2248
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:06,880
We went to the resort, We golfed a little little

2249
01:42:07,319 --> 01:42:09,479
mini golf thing, and then we just played a lot

2250
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:12,000
of courses around town. Because Pinehurst do so like Tobacco Roup.

2251
01:42:12,159 --> 01:42:14,560
We didn't play Tobacco No, No, we played a.

2252
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:18,359
Speaker 2: Very ironic though. If you gave up tobacco Tobacco Road, yeah,

2253
01:42:18,359 --> 01:42:20,840
I would be Yeah, no that that hangover maybe, like

2254
01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:22,840
I can't touch it today. And then I was like, man,

2255
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:25,960
I don't think I can do this anymore. Yeah, Like I.

2256
01:42:26,199 --> 01:42:28,359
Speaker 1: Took another puff and I felt like shit, I was

2257
01:42:28,399 --> 01:42:29,520
I don't think I can do it anymore.

2258
01:42:29,520 --> 01:42:30,000
Speaker 2: I just haven't.

2259
01:42:30,079 --> 01:42:32,720
Speaker 1: I'm very like if I drink, I like it a lot,

2260
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,800
And if I'm working, like at my day job, I

2261
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:38,119
need it just to stay like flocked in or whatever.

2262
01:42:38,239 --> 01:42:40,880
But if it's like a weekend, Honestly, if if it

2263
01:42:41,039 --> 01:42:43,079
like during the day, I have like one to two

2264
01:42:43,279 --> 01:42:45,560
maybe like it's it's very it's very something I only

2265
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:48,399
need to use if I'm doing certain things. If it

2266
01:42:48,439 --> 01:42:50,760
sounds like an addict to me, he only has if

2267
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:54,800
his wife offers, if he needs it. Yeah, I was

2268
01:42:54,840 --> 01:42:57,039
pro justifying fucking ship.

2269
01:42:57,600 --> 01:42:57,680
Speaker 2: What.

2270
01:42:58,319 --> 01:42:59,760
Speaker 1: No, dude, you're an addict and you have a problem,

2271
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:02,000
you shoul come on down to the West Hollywood h

2272
01:43:02,399 --> 01:43:03,840
the West Hollywood meeting room.

2273
01:43:04,279 --> 01:43:06,279
Speaker 2: We're gonna do some theme level readings. You can do

2274
01:43:06,359 --> 01:43:08,520
some cleaning up. But yeah, no, that was our show.

2275
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:11,600
I guess your tobacco addiction, your masturbation addiction is a

2276
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:14,399
masturbation addiction is bad. Pornography addiction. There's a couple. Are

2277
01:43:14,439 --> 01:43:15,520
they porn here yet?

2278
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:16,760
Speaker 1: Yes? They did.

2279
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:18,199
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there's no pornhub.

2280
01:43:18,279 --> 01:43:21,680
Speaker 1: You upload your fucking driver's license, are you kidding? Well no,

2281
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,239
I mean you just can't get on porn hub. That

2282
01:43:23,279 --> 01:43:25,359
means you can't get on anything. Yeah, there's a couple

2283
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:27,520
like no, no, they're going down.

2284
01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:29,800
Speaker 2: There's like nothing left you.

2285
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:32,760
Speaker 1: Can sold j O to like Reddit and ship and uh.

2286
01:43:33,319 --> 01:43:36,560
Also like uh, there's still some sites that work, but

2287
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:40,039
not many dive deep. For those, there's like an only

2288
01:43:40,119 --> 01:43:42,479
fans like work around site that you can get.

2289
01:43:42,279 --> 01:43:44,560
Speaker 2: But every other week something goes down. It's like, I

2290
01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:47,199
just like we lost when I moved such and such

2291
01:43:47,239 --> 01:43:49,319
site when I moved to Florida, Like they just drop

2292
01:43:49,399 --> 01:43:51,640
the hammer on porn Hub and like everyone on the

2293
01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:52,640
dock that I worked, I.

2294
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:55,000
Speaker 1: Was like, do you see the see what the fucking did?

2295
01:43:55,239 --> 01:43:57,720
Like seeing the blue collar reaction of porn being like

2296
01:43:57,760 --> 01:43:59,840
made out lot is very the dudes who are this,

2297
01:44:00,119 --> 01:44:02,920
dudes who are also like fu game of Crayats and

2298
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:04,880
then it's like, all right, well you just lost your porno.

2299
01:44:05,199 --> 01:44:07,600
Speaker 2: You lost it, dude. Listen. They go to meetings too.

2300
01:44:07,680 --> 01:44:10,359
We're all in Hollywood. We're joined by Theo Vaughn and

2301
01:44:10,479 --> 01:44:11,000
Luis k.

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Speaker 1: THEO Vaughan picked the Gators to beat Texas, so he

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clearly knows ball. I mean I picked the Gears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But he goes with these maidens to talk to

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his boys about not jerking off. That's a fucking cool miss.

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Speaker 1: Same with Luis k. That's weird as hell, man.

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Speaker 2: Just just keeping you and your boys accountable, like that's

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the crazy. Just texting each other like, hey, you didn't

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look at porn this week, did you?

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Speaker 1: That's weird.

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Speaker 2: Like that's weird. Do you guys want to start a

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group chat?

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Speaker 1: That's weird? We have a group chat we've never once been.

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Don't ever text me you make guys eight days clean?

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Don't fucking ever text that ship out of there. Well,

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it doesn't like Mike Johnson Texas kid. Yes, Mike Johnson's

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accountabil a buddy as his fucking child.

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Speaker 2: I think we should have account of builded buddies. We'll

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talk college football.

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Speaker 1: And not jacking. Is what if your trigger was being

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asked if you had master But you can be fine

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if you joke, Joe, that's different to please the wife,

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but it is against God. You're trying to redefine God's

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image for your penis. That's true, I mean, but that's

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all there. Yeah, I don't master, bit I juke like

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I don't come anymore by myself. I've just made my

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dick giant. Yeah, that would be the most.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, like anti masturbatory thing. Though I always have a

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coquering on. It's like your wedding ring. I don't mind

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a cockering. You just keep it on twenty you're not

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supposed to, but just makes it.

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Speaker 1: Like keep that blood, keeps the blood in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Then you bump into a wall and it hurts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Well I don't know what else to talk about, honestly,

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I mean I could talk about myself.

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Speaker 2: Are Patreon of course? Oh patreon dot com slash sophomore

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History two additional episodes drops Wednesday Friday. At this point,

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four years of Evergreen content.

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Speaker 1: Plus extra episodes on the twenty dollars tier, including.

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Speaker 2: A football slash ports show.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I was on that once.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are on that. Yeah, you're part of the show.

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Speaker 1: What do you talk? Of course you come up every

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week somehow. Well shit, uh, I guess that's it for Jojo. Yeah, thanks, Jake, Yeah,

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it was great to be here. Great to be here

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this week, as I am every week. Well, Rob Fox

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and the and reges round, Jake Goldman, you just got

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sawt served