WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.320 --> 00:00:05.879 The Jesse Kelly Shoe final hour of the Jesse Kelly 2 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:11.599 Show on a wonderful Thursday, we'll talk about, well, the media, 3 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:15.039 why are they focused on the gender of pilots? What's 4 00:00:15.119 --> 00:00:19.399 going on there? The Switzerland women's soccer team got crushed 5 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:23.760 by a bunch of teenage boys beach vacations in North Korea. 6 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:27.600 John Cornyan is one hundred percent going to resign all 7 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:30.800 that emails and so much more coming up on the 8 00:00:30.800 --> 00:00:35.119 world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. And another reminder that tomorrow's 9 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:38.320 ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and you did to get your 10 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:43.119 questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 11 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:50.079 So the American media has been all over one aspect 12 00:00:50.159 --> 00:00:54.280 of the bombing mission over there in Iran, and that 13 00:00:54.439 --> 00:01:00.000 was the gender of the pilots. Right away, bunch of people, 14 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:02.320 Pete hag Seth, others came out and they made statements, 15 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.519 Hey just want of them, thank our boys. Job well 16 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:09.959 done the American media, Jennifer Griffin in particular, But there 17 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:13.480 are others said, well, if there's at least one woman, 18 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:17.359 or what about the women? The hagg Seth went after it, 19 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:17.599 and I. 20 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:20.079 Don't care if it's a male or a female in 21 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.680 that cockpit, and the American people don't care. But it's 22 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:27.799 the obsession with race and gender in this department that's 23 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:29.480 changed priorities and where we don't do that anymore. 24 00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:31.439 We don't play your little games. 25 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:37.519 There's something we have to remember about the people were 26 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:42.439 up against and it's hard. It's hard to understand it. 27 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:44.799 To be honest with you, I don't fully understand it. 28 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:52.200 Maybe you do. I don't. But there is a suicidal 29 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:56.959 aspect to the promoters of communism, whatever kind of communism 30 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:01.159 it is, whether it's cultural Marxism or climate stuff, there 31 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:06.439 is a suicidal aspect to it that people who aren't 32 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:14.039 suicidal don't really get. For instance, if you if we're 33 00:02:14.039 --> 00:02:16.759 talking about up pilots, we'll talk about bomber pilots, actually 34 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:22.000 fighter pilots, all pilots, military pilots. For you, a normal person, 35 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:24.120 no matter how far to the right you are, whether 36 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:27.560 you're me, you're slightly moderate, or whatever, no matter what 37 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.080 you would probably hopefully you would agree with me that 38 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:34.000 the sex of the pilot doesn't matter. I don't care 39 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.039 if it's a man or a woman. Just the best 40 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:41.199 person for the job, right and why well, because if 41 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:43.479 you always pick the best person for the job, then 42 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:47.280 you'll have better pilots. It's very obvious. Okay, let me 43 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:52.560 ask you, why are you against forced diversity of not 44 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:55.879 just pilots, of anything. Why Well, if I came out 45 00:02:55.919 --> 00:02:59.080 and said, well, we've got a new policy, fifteen percent 46 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.599 of our pilots will be a minute, twenty percent will 47 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:03.400 be black, you would be against that, wouldn't you. Of 48 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:07.879 course you would. Why well, the quality would go down. 49 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:12.360 It's about the quality to you. The quality would go down. 50 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.520 All right, Well, let's follow down. Let's follow that road 51 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:18.919 a little bit. The quality goes down of our pilots, 52 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:23.520 bomber pilots, fighter pilots. What are the results of that? 53 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:32.759 People die? That's the result. Are people other people. When 54 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:37.479 you reduce the quality of something like a pilot, it 55 00:03:37.520 --> 00:03:41.439 will cost people's lives. Now, everything I just said is obvious, 56 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:45.599 and any normal person with above room temperature IQ knows 57 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:47.360 what I just said is true. You don't even have 58 00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:49.319 to be a Republican or something like that. Everybody, every 59 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:52.360 normal person knows what I just said is true. Okay, 60 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:58.039 So why do they push it then? If it's going 61 00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:02.719 to kill people? If firing a bunch of white people 62 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:06.439 who pass the air traffic controller test because they're white, 63 00:04:07.319 --> 00:04:10.680 just so you could hire people who weren't white. If 64 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:12.639 that's going to kill people, and by the way, they 65 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:14.919 did this, this is something that happened. There's a lawsuit 66 00:04:14.919 --> 00:04:19.360 that's ongoing. If that's going to kill people, why would 67 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:26.480 you do it? Well, they're okay with killing people. They're 68 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:35.959 okay with it. They want to It's hard for non 69 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:43.360 suicidal people to accept that destroying things is the goal. 70 00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:51.680 There is a mentality that things must be destroyed. People 71 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:55.680 have to be hurt, people have to be die, people 72 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:58.879 be die, people have to die. If we are going 73 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:03.399 to complete our communist revolution, then it's not that we're 74 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:08.040 okay with people dying. We want them to die because 75 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:13.199 we understand that casualties are simply the cost of doing business. 76 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:18.040 You can't have a revolution without any casualties. So you 77 00:05:18.079 --> 00:05:21.279 can hold up to the communists and say to them, well, hey, 78 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:25.560 uh ma'n donnie, your policies for New York City are insane. 79 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:27.959 It's going to bankrupt the city. The businesses will leave, 80 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.120 you'll have less tax revenue, the cops are going to retire. 81 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:34.680 This is going to result in violent crime. People will die. 82 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.079 You can point to this guy, You can hook this 83 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:39.240 guy up to a lot of detector test and tell 84 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:41.439 him that what he's about to say here is going 85 00:05:41.439 --> 00:05:42.199 to destroy. 86 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.360 I've proposed is that we raise ten billion dollars to 87 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:48.199 pay for our entire economic agenda and start to trump 88 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:50.920 proof our city because we know he'll use federal funding 89 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:53.240 his leverage over the city. And we will do so 90 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:55.680 in two key ways. The first is to match the 91 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:58.199 state's top corporate tax rate to that of New Jersey. 92 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:00.800 We are at seven point twenty five percent. They're at 93 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:03.120 eleven point five percent. Corporations can pay it over there, 94 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:04.920 they can pay it over here. And the beauty of 95 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:08.120 it is that it doesn't just apply to corporations headquartered 96 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:09.639 in New York City, because when you say this, people 97 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:12.079 will say, well, they're going to go to Florida. Wherever 98 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:14.360 you are headquartered. As long as you do business in 99 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:16.240 the state of New York, you are taxable for that 100 00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:16.879 corporate tax. 101 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:20.319 But that's going to destroy business in New York City. 102 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:26.199 Businesses believe that the city will be poor. But he knows, 103 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:33.480 he knows that's what he wants. If you could present 104 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:36.199 the American Communists if he was forced to force to 105 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:39.040 tell the truth, you gave him some version of CIA 106 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:42.319 truth serum, and you could give him two options. And 107 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:46.519 option A was we will have a thousand pilots and 108 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:50.160 they will all be male, and the result is we 109 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:53.680 won't have any American troops die. That's option A or B. 110 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:57.720 We can have a thousand pilots, fifty percent of them 111 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:01.720 will be female, and as a result, a thousand troops 112 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:05.560 will die. The American Communists would choose option BE all 113 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:10.160 day long, without a second thought. In the American Communist, 114 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:14.040 every communist, really, the American Communist would sleep like a 115 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:17.439 baby the night five hundred troops died as a result 116 00:07:17.639 --> 00:07:22.839 of what they want. The destruction is the goal. It's 117 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:26.279 not an accident. It's not as if these people are 118 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:30.600 just some big, stupid oaf who's super strong, who doesn't 119 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:33.000 know how to pet the puppies without killing him. It's 120 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:35.720 not as if the American Communist is Lenny from Mice 121 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:39.199 and Men and he just keeps accidentally murdering every single 122 00:07:39.240 --> 00:07:43.560 thing he gets his hands on. He's trying to murder it. 123 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:48.800 The existing structures, all of them, the existing church, the 124 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:54.319 existing government, the existing military, the existing schools, Hollywood, whatever 125 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:58.199 it is, it's all part of a structure of evil 126 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:02.639 that must be destroyed and burn and loss of life 127 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:07.759 is not an unfortunate side effect, it's the intended goal. 128 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:12.920 So we we don't share their values, and so we'll 129 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:14.800 hold up a piece of paper being like, well, wait 130 00:08:14.839 --> 00:08:18.279 a minute, you we actually have a study where the 131 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:22.240 Marine Corps they mixed women into the infantry units, and 132 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:25.639 they did a big test and the units that had 133 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:30.079 women mixed in did far worse on every single metric. 134 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:32.399 They were hurt more, they couldn't shoot as well, they 135 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:37.039 couldn't do the drills. The female integrated units were worse 136 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:40.600 in every possible way. And if we send these female 137 00:08:40.759 --> 00:08:46.600 integrated units into combat, it will result in American troops dying. Here, 138 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:49.919 it is black and white on paper. You make that 139 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:53.679 argument to your liberal and Peggy, you think to yourself, wow, 140 00:08:53.919 --> 00:08:56.799 that's as convincing as it gets. It's black and white. 141 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:01.240 Surely when she finds out American troops will surely that 142 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:04.320 will change her thinking, oh my gosh, she knew that. Anyway, 143 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:09.799 she doesn't care. Yeah, some American troops have to die. 144 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:14.600 A small price to pay for feminism, A small price 145 00:09:14.679 --> 00:09:18.600 to pay. Don't make the mistake. I make this mistake 146 00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:20.759 too when I tell it to you, I make them 147 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:23.480 the same mistake too. It's human nature to look at 148 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:26.480 somebody else who's a flesh and blood human being on 149 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:29.919 the outside. Two eyes, two hands, two legs, do everything 150 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:33.720 that's a normal, flesh and blood human being. Surely that 151 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:39.399 person shares my value system. Maybe not exactly, but surely 152 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:44.480 the basics rights at least human life. The kids are 153 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:51.240 protecting women are not at all, not even a little bit. 154 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:58.240 That person doesn't share your value system at all. Unbelievable, 155 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:01.639 but it's true. All right, Just do some emails please 156 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:06.919 the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. If 157 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:08.759 you missed any part of the show, you can download 158 00:10:08.799 --> 00:10:12.279 the whole thing on I hard, Spotify iTunes. Let's clean 159 00:10:12.320 --> 00:10:16.039 out some emails in preparation for tomorrow, shall we, Jesse. 160 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:19.879 The subject of this one is no way a cheetah 161 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:24.039 is designed to murder living things. Your design to murder 162 00:10:24.159 --> 00:10:27.840 cheddar Bay biscuits without a weapon. You have no chance. 163 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.600 Little roote is this one too? The subject of this 164 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:35.960 one is taking bets on the cat fight. Hey jesse, 165 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.080 a few months ago, I got attacked by a mother 166 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:42.480 cat protecting her kittens. Before I knew what was happening, 167 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:45.279 she scaled me like a tree, jumped onto my face, 168 00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:48.080 locked her claws onto the back of my head, and 169 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:51.080 proceeded to carve me up like a turkey. When I 170 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:54.720 finally ripped her off, she came at me again. I 171 00:10:54.840 --> 00:10:57.879 kicked out with everything I had, but she grabbed my 172 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:02.000 leg like an Mma champ and climb me again. By 173 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:06.480 the way, she weighed twelve pounds. Good luck with the cougar. 174 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:11.720 He'll be picking his teeth at red Jesse ps. Like Trump, 175 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:14.960 You're freak of nature. God picked you for the mission 176 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:17.519 you're on. No one can do what you do. I 177 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:21.240 speak as a jealous former radio host. So this his 178 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:26.759 name is Sam. Okay, Sam, let's talk about the cheetah 179 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:30.240 thing in the housecat. I've had a bunch of these emails. 180 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.519 There are a lot of people who have been, frankly 181 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:37.039 a little bit rude about my cheetah fighting techniques. They've 182 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:41.720 been judgmental people questioning things. So let's talk about your 183 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:48.120 housecat issues. You know why the housecat you fighting the 184 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:52.200 housecat would be so much different than me fighting a cheetah. 185 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:57.559 The signs and I don't mean this in the way 186 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:02.240 you think. Of course, the cat was able to evade 187 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:05.960 you and then climb on your face and climb up 188 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:11.200 your leg. It was tiny. It was only twelve pounds. 189 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:17.360 There is diminishing returns when we're talking about size and shrinkage. 190 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:22.279 Here the cheetah is actually the perfect size for me 191 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:25.360 to take on because it's one hundred and twenty hundred 192 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:29.200 and thirty hundred and forty pounds. It's not going to 193 00:12:29.240 --> 00:12:33.480 be able to zip around and climb my leg and 194 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:36.759 things like that because it's just too big. We're not 195 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:41.440 talking about sprints here. We are talking hand to hand combat. 196 00:12:41.480 --> 00:12:43.960 There's no way I'm not going to be able to 197 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:48.960 get my hands on the cheetah. The house cat had 198 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:53.440 an advantage that cheetah will not have. A twelve pound 199 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:57.000 house cat can dart here and there and climb up 200 00:12:57.000 --> 00:13:01.519 the leg. The cheetah is big enough for me to grab, 201 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:06.120 but not so big that it can overpower me because 202 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:08.440 of the way. Clearly you haven't thought about this like 203 00:13:08.519 --> 00:13:11.080 I have, Jesse. I think it's really funny. The same 204 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:14.279 people who supported lockdowns and shutting down the economy due 205 00:13:14.279 --> 00:13:17.480 to COVID are also the same people that telling us 206 00:13:17.480 --> 00:13:24.120 deported illegals will wreck the American economy. Well, there's a 207 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:30.320 couple of things that work here. First, remember that a 208 00:13:30.360 --> 00:13:32.240 lot of people want to be told what to believe, 209 00:13:32.279 --> 00:13:36.919 what to think. The world of make believe your liberal aunt, 210 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:41.320 Peggy lives in has been created for her by the 211 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:44.840 communists in the media and the Democrat Party, and she 212 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.519 wants to live in it. I'm gonna play you something. 213 00:13:47.519 --> 00:13:50.600 It will sound unrelated, I'm not. This is Jessica Tarlov 214 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:54.000 of Fox News talking about the Iran attacks. 215 00:13:54.159 --> 00:13:57.960 I feel like there's this strong argument that Democrats can 216 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:00.639 be making about how Joe Biden got earned and the 217 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:04.679 foreign policy moves that he made that set Trump up 218 00:14:04.759 --> 00:14:08.159 for success in this moment. And I really wish that 219 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:12.519 we could have a broader, contextualized conversation about foreign policy. 220 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:15.759 Wouldn't just like wake up on January twenty first of 221 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:19.000 twenty twenty five, and that was the beginning of all 222 00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:21.639 of this. And there's so much that went on over 223 00:14:21.679 --> 00:14:25.240 the course of the last four years, from weakening Russia, 224 00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:29.039 what Israel did using our weapons the Ukrainians did using 225 00:14:29.080 --> 00:14:32.919 our weapons. President Biden, allowing this to happen, that has 226 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:36.080 provided for hopefully what is a good result. And I 227 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:38.440 think that there is to some degree a victory lap 228 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:40.559 that the Democrats should be able to take on this. 229 00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:50.639 Joe Biden in the Democrats deserve the credit for the 230 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:58.679 popular Iranian strikes that Donald Trump ordered. Obviously that's insane. 231 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:02.200 It is, of course saying it doesn't have any foundation 232 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:07.480 in reality at all. But why she say this? She 233 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.000 probably knows that. Why does she say this because she 234 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:15.840 understands your liberal ant pagy at home is a herd 235 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:20.720 animal who wants to be led, wants to be told 236 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:24.879 what to think, what to say, Just tell me where 237 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:29.039 to go. It's safe and easy to be a sheep 238 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:33.279 in the herd. To keep liberal ant pegy happy, and 239 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:38.360 in the herd, the American media, American Democrats will create 240 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:43.159 and carefully maintain a world of make believe. That's why 241 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:45.919 when you talk to the liberal ant pagy in your life, 242 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:49.600 it's like you're talking to a separate species who's never 243 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:54.519 really existed in reality. In a way they haven't. You 244 00:15:55.120 --> 00:16:01.080 see horrible hypocrisy in people who supported lockdowns yet they're 245 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:07.000 defending illegals. But liberal aunt Peggy doesn't concern herself with 246 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:11.440 things like consistency or hypocrisy, or lies or truth or 247 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:16.080 destruction or any of those things because she is a 248 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:20.840 herd animal. She just wants to be told where to 249 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:24.080 go and what to do because that is such a 250 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:29.679 safe existence. She's not trying to think or be right 251 00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:33.960 or be smart about things. She's quite happy being in 252 00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:37.399 the center part of that herd, going whichever way the 253 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:41.320 herd is going for her. That's happiness. It's weird, but 254 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:44.240 it is what it is. Talk about men and women's 255 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:48.279 sports in North Korea. Next it is is the Jesse 256 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:53.039 Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. Remember you can email 257 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:55.840 your ass doctor Jesse questions in right now and they 258 00:16:55.879 --> 00:16:58.679 are stacking up. It's going to be such a great Friday. 259 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:03.279 Emailed your question into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 260 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:06.400 One more thing on the world of make believe. How 261 00:17:06.400 --> 00:17:10.200 these people can say the most absurd lies and your 262 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:12.880 liberal and Peggy will believe it and regurgitate it and 263 00:17:13.000 --> 00:17:16.599 believe to her core. She will know that it's true. 264 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:21.720 Listen to Jamal Bowman on CNN. You can't about this. 265 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:24.759 I'm a black man in America. The reason why heart 266 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:26.759 is listen to what I'm saying. 267 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:31.000 The reason why heart disease and cancer and obesity and 268 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:34.599 diabetes are bigger in the black community is because of 269 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:37.640 distress we carry from having to deal with being called 270 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:38.359 the N word. 271 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:46.799 Yeah, Jamal, that's it. That's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous, it's 272 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:52.599 laugh inducing. It's crazy. Nobody would believe it, Yes, they would. 273 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:57.759 If you sit and consume mainstream media. You've been through 274 00:17:57.799 --> 00:18:02.480 America's university system, you live in a blue area, you're 275 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:07.240 you're in the heart of LA You believe a thousand 276 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:12.680 things that are not factually correct. Your entire life is 277 00:18:12.720 --> 00:18:16.559 built on lies like that. It's true. Oh and one 278 00:18:16.599 --> 00:18:18.880 more thing. I have to address a rumor that's been 279 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.960 going around and shoot it down immediately. I don't want 280 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:24.680 to fight. I just want to chill. I just want 281 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:24.839 to know. 282 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:26.640 I was in I was walking down the street the 283 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:27.039 other day. 284 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:28.680 Some white dude, ballhead. 285 00:18:29.039 --> 00:18:30.640 He looked me, called me a piece of shit in 286 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:32.920 my face, said I'm going to get what's coming to me. 287 00:18:34.680 --> 00:18:38.079 That was not me. I'm tired of people emailing the 288 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:41.279 show asking why I said that to Jamal Bowman. I'm 289 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:44.799 not even that bald, and that was not me. I 290 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:48.559 need to shoot that riumor down immediately. Also, Jewish producer 291 00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:54.279 Chris has been Delta heavy heavy blow. You know that 292 00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:57.839 he is in a lot of ways. He's very sick. 293 00:18:57.880 --> 00:19:03.160 It's a very sick person. And he has always wanted 294 00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:07.680 to go to North Korea. To you normal person, that 295 00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:11.720 sounds crazy. You think about all the torture that happens there, 296 00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:16.480 the gulags, the unbelievable misery. I mean, what is the 297 00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:20.279 food even good? No, they're all starving. It's horrible. So 298 00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:22.200 that would turn you off. That would turn me off. 299 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.400 I don't want to go to North Korea. The element 300 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:31.799 of danger. Jewish producer Chris finds it appealing. Don't ask me. 301 00:19:32.759 --> 00:19:35.559 I don't know why. He just finds it appealing. Okay. 302 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:38.400 He was dealt a heavy blow because of this story 303 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:43.640 from the BBC that North Korea is going to open 304 00:19:43.759 --> 00:19:47.200 up a beach resort. I initially saw this and I 305 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:50.519 thought to myself, well, Chris can finally go to North Korea. 306 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:55.039 And I told him about it. He immediately was deflated 307 00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:58.799 and said, well, that's no fun. The danger is all gone. 308 00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:01.359 You have sickness. Chris, you have to stick this. But 309 00:20:02.440 --> 00:20:08.759 hear me out, Just hear me out. Can't I argue, 310 00:20:08.839 --> 00:20:12.640 I realized I just insulted the food. But using my 311 00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:16.240 own restaurant rules, which we'll cover again in a second, 312 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:23.519 can't I argue that the food at that resort has 313 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.200 the potential to be some of the greatest food you've 314 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:29.920 ever had in your life. Allow me, I know you 315 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:32.519 say it's not going to be, Chris. Allow me to explain. 316 00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:36.960 Chris is well aware of my restaurant rules. But let's 317 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:40.160 cover them again. For people who are new, Remember that 318 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:46.200 I am not an intelligent person. I don't have a 319 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:49.279 lot of skill. I really am not very good at 320 00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:53.799 many things. But I do food really, really well, really well. 321 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:57.480 I know what to eat, where to go. I know food. 322 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:00.160 It's who I am. They call me them. I call 323 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:02.799 me the menu whisper. For a reason, I'm very good 324 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:06.359 at what to eat. I get this from my father. Now, 325 00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:09.680 I have noticed something. After forty three years of eating 326 00:21:09.720 --> 00:21:12.519 in various restaurants in various towns. I was always working 327 00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:15.559 out of town for construction or whatever. So I've been 328 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:18.440 to a lot of different cities, a lot of different countries, 329 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:22.000 a lot of different restaurants in different countries. And there 330 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:24.400 is one thing that it's not a universal rule, keep 331 00:21:24.440 --> 00:21:30.759 in mind, but it's pretty consistent. The better location and 332 00:21:31.039 --> 00:21:36.960 or the hotter the waitresses, the worse the food. If 333 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:40.279 you tell me, Jesse, youve got to come down and 334 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:45.440 eat at this restaurant. It's right on the beach. It's 335 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:49.799 right on the beach, and all the waitresses are twenty 336 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:54.599 five year old supermodels with little short shorts on no 337 00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:57.440 interest whatsoever. It's not because I don't like the beach. 338 00:21:58.359 --> 00:22:00.880 It's not because I'm gay. I was in the marine, 339 00:22:01.160 --> 00:22:05.759 not the navy. It's because human beings, all of us, 340 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:11.079 we're all oftentimes as good as we have to be. 341 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:15.880 We're as good as we have to be. A restaurant 342 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:20.680 on the beach, maybe with some cute waitresses. They don't 343 00:22:20.839 --> 00:22:24.119 have to come up with better recipes. They don't have 344 00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:28.039 to go out every single morning and get fresh burger bones. 345 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:32.359 They can use yesterday's burger bones, maybe the day before. 346 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:36.559 Is it a little stale, sure, but everyone's gonna want 347 00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:40.200 to eat on the beach. Everyone wants to pretend like 348 00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:44.000 that waitress is actually flirting with them. They'll still show up. 349 00:22:44.039 --> 00:22:46.759 There'll be a line out the door. Were taking reservations 350 00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:52.279 for the night. The run down restaurant off the beaten path. 351 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:57.799 Not great signage. The seats are kind of uncomfortable. They 352 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:01.359 have to be great. That's why you walk in that 353 00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:03.680 little place and you're about to eat one of the 354 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:06.359 best meals you've ever had in your life. I've told 355 00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:09.319 you before. My favorite restaurant my Mexican restaurant in the 356 00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:11.359 Houston area, and there are many of them that I 357 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:16.839 eat at and love. My favorite one is attached physically 358 00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:21.839 attached to a laundromat. They have I believe three or 359 00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:27.359 four spaces parking spaces, and because it's so full human beings, 360 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:30.319 they just park behind each other. And it's just understood 361 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:33.440 when someone wants to leave, if your car's holding somebody in, 362 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:36.400 you'll just get up and go move your car. I 363 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:40.400 have to duck the entire way to the cash register 364 00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:43.400 because I'm pretty sure the roof is sagging in and 365 00:23:43.440 --> 00:23:46.920 ready to collapse. When they give you your tortilla chips, 366 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:49.359 they will turn around right in front of you. I'm 367 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:53.160 not making this up, and they will dig the tortilla 368 00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:58.920 chips out of a large gray trash can. Trash can, 369 00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:01.319 one of the big ones where they keep them. Now, yes, 370 00:24:01.359 --> 00:24:04.079 the trash cans clean. Obviously it's just for tortilla chips. 371 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:08.799 But that's how unconcerned they are with appearances. Line out 372 00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:12.640 the door. You know who's going bankrupt? Hooters? You know why? 373 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:17.680 He's a food freaking sucks. Now let's talk again about 374 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:21.039 this North Korean beach resort, Chris, Chris, I don't need 375 00:24:21.039 --> 00:24:23.559 to see these weird Oh my gosh, is that actually 376 00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:26.319 on the menu, Chris? Are you looking that up right now? 377 00:24:26.920 --> 00:24:31.279 Chris just showed me some Chris is showing me pictures 378 00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:33.519 of a North Korean cookbook that has a lot of 379 00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:36.640 fish in it and stuff like that. Whatever, Chris says, 380 00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:42.759 you're a North Korean beach resort, you are aware that 381 00:24:43.880 --> 00:24:46.799 you're gonna have some challenges. There are gonna be some 382 00:24:46.960 --> 00:24:52.000 challenges bringing in the tourist crowd. You're telling me they're 383 00:24:52.039 --> 00:24:54.599 not going to hire a good chef, they're not going 384 00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:59.680 to take extra time, fresh buns, better meat, better butter, better, 385 00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:04.480 this better that I'm It's not that I'm auditioning, Chris, 386 00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:09.240 but I kind of talked myself into it over the 387 00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:12.319 past couple of minutes. I'll be honest with you. Part 388 00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:16.160 of me wants to test this theory. Chris, can we 389 00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:19.680 see when they open and if maybe we can broadcast 390 00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:23.640 from there? Actually, you know what, that's probably a bad idea. 391 00:25:24.519 --> 00:25:27.319 China definitely wants to throw me in prison. They work 392 00:25:27.400 --> 00:25:30.400 with North Korea. Probably shouldn't go there, and I'm not 393 00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:35.839 I'm not sure how well an admitted anti communist would 394 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:39.480 fare in a communist country like North Korea. Now you 395 00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:41.359 know what, never mind, but I'm telling you right now 396 00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:45.319 you should go. I would encourage everybody. I would encourage 397 00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:50.119 everybody to go. An Jesse Kelly Joe final segment of 398 00:25:50.119 --> 00:25:52.799 The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. We'll be back 399 00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:58.759 to back tomorrow. Remember remember a while ago. Just remember 400 00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:01.680 I know Chris has it written. Believe me, when it happens, 401 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.559