Speaker 1: It's quite riot covering an old Slade song. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did a lot of Slade covers.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: I like this song when I was fourteen.
Speaker 1: Mama, Mama that I'm all crazy. Now that's a Slade cover.
Speaker 3: They misspelled come though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they misspelled. That's what Slade did. If you look
Speaker 1: at Slade, Uh songs.
Speaker 3: Come on, feel the noise, girls, rocky boys, Let's get wild,
Speaker 3: wild wild, Let's get wild wild wild. Yeah, it's genius.
Speaker 3: It's poetry. I mean, seriously, we all got a song one.
Speaker 1: Love look totally no.
Speaker 4: Stop, don't look at me like that. Seriously, it's creepy.
Speaker 4: Please stop it.
Speaker 1: Well, the only dinosaur I ever had was a rhinoceros
Speaker 1: named Sasparilla.
Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna say Nancy Reagan. That would have
Speaker 3: been pretty good.
Speaker 1: Why would you say something about Nancy all right?
Speaker 3: Thank you bad real Reagan? Bad? John Wayne all right.
Speaker 4: That sounds like David's got a list, and it sounds
Speaker 4: like a dating category I do.
Speaker 3: These were boys that wanted to rock their girls but
Speaker 3: didn't get a chance. Worst first dates.
Speaker 1: Women.
Speaker 3: Sharing the story is making fun of the dudes. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: I went on a first and last evening date a
Speaker 3: few years back. I wore a long black summer dress,
Speaker 3: and as he and I walked along the Seaport district
Speaker 3: in Boston, the sun had set, the sky became dark,
Speaker 3: the street lights were spaced apart. As we walked through
Speaker 3: a little dark stretch, he casually said, you know, if
Speaker 3: I pushed you in the water, nobody would notice. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, run run. I didn't see him again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you think you ever seen a real root cellar? Earlier
Speaker 3: this year, I went on a date with a guy
Speaker 3: I met on bumble. We met at a coffee shop,
Speaker 3: had a nice time, and then he casually said, I've
Speaker 3: got a kid about a year old. I was twenty
Speaker 3: three then, so I felt like I was too young
Speaker 3: to play step mom. You think so? I said, I
Speaker 3: don't see us going anywhere. Not ready to be a
Speaker 3: step mom. He said, don't worry. He lives out of
Speaker 3: state with his mom. You won't have to deal with him. Run.
Speaker 1: That was the last day.
Speaker 4: You don't have to deal with him. He lives doesn't
Speaker 4: even live with me. I don't really want anything to
Speaker 4: do with him, so you won't have to either. You're
Speaker 4: pretty enough where if you don't like him, we'll put
Speaker 4: him on craigs List. Bumble I think is the hookup
Speaker 4: act is I'm either Tender or Bumble. One of them
Speaker 4: is a hookup and the other ones know what's go
Speaker 4: dates me.
Speaker 1: I'm going to bumblebee? Who's Bubbles?
Speaker 4: We had a friend that got divorced and then she
Speaker 4: she was on the wrong one.
Speaker 3: So she was just like everybody.
Speaker 4: That I go out, he just wants to hook up
Speaker 4: and we're like, which one are you on?
Speaker 3: I don't know any of them. Seems like there's more
Speaker 3: buzzer on Bumble though. Bumble sounds dude, Hey you know what?
Speaker 1: There was some prostitution going on in Bumble though. Really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so bad that the police had to do
Speaker 1: a sting. A bumbled it says Bumble has changed the
Speaker 1: way people date and create meaningful relationships and network and
Speaker 1: network with women making the first move. So it's a
Speaker 1: lady ass.
Speaker 3: So the girl has to contact you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a lady app.
Speaker 3: I like that, And if you mentioned sex, you have
Speaker 3: to say pollinate.
Speaker 1: You know. I downloaded Bumble for uh you dude?
Speaker 3: Uh the hookup app Tony Zack like it isn't.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, the women it's a lady app.
Speaker 3: We ran into someone he knew on the walk to
Speaker 3: the restaurant and he talked to her for five minutes
Speaker 3: without introducing us. He announced to everyone that we were
Speaker 3: on a first date and he was trying to impress me.
Speaker 3: He left me alone at the table four times to smoke,
Speaker 3: then chided me for reading my phone. When he got
Speaker 3: back from one of the smoke breaks, he insisted I
Speaker 3: eat food I didn't want to eat, and then during
Speaker 3: the get to know you chat, he made a huge
Speaker 3: show of being horrified by my brother's death. Five minutes
Speaker 3: later he said, do you have any brothers or sisters?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: First of all, forcing you to if you order something
Speaker 4: that he wants you to order, out of your if
Speaker 4: you don't want to, dude, time to get up and
Speaker 4: walk out. This ain't gonna work out having any time.
Speaker 4: I'm getting a Okay, So I just googled that, not Google,
Speaker 4: just went Hey, hookup apps. So there's Ashley Madison. We
Speaker 4: know that's a ripoff. That's that's the married people where
Speaker 4: there's only like it was like one hundred thousand guys
Speaker 4: in four girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there were people in the staff that were
Speaker 1: comment they were, yeah, taking guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a rush concert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's one called there's one called Wink Wink meet
Speaker 4: new people at Wink. Another one is Instinct, which reminds
Speaker 4: me too much of a face attraction. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing boilers Man Bumble Here comes Bumble dating app.
Speaker 4: H three fun. It's a threesome app.
Speaker 1: What's that again? Let me write what's that last one?
Speaker 3: It's three fun? Okay, three, but two of them have
Speaker 3: to be singers.
Speaker 4: That is awesome. It's threesome app wild hookup.
Speaker 1: You think couples actually sit around at home and go honey.
Speaker 1: It's a rerun again tonight we'll get on the threesome app.
Speaker 3: Here's another one called Plenty of Fish Dating.
Speaker 1: Well, that's Christian.
Speaker 3: Plenty of Oh is it plenty of fish?
Speaker 1: No? No, it's no. That was Christian mingle, a quicker,
Speaker 1: easier way to date. Yeah, I got I got on
Speaker 1: plenty of Fish for.
Speaker 3: Oh it's called Badoo Badoo.
Speaker 1: But do My friend Erica is on that.
Speaker 3: But there's no bidet because it's plenty of fish. Finally,
Speaker 3: tender Eric.
Speaker 4: Guess who has their only their own dating app?
Speaker 3: Cougar? Oh okay, cougar support. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: Does that have any pictures? All? Right?
Speaker 3: Uh? This guy struck up a conversation with me while
Speaker 3: we were grocery shopping, and we exchanged numbers met up
Speaker 3: for coffee a few days later. Fine it first, Jill.
Speaker 3: He admitted he'd been casually stalking me, waiting for the
Speaker 3: perfect moment to ask me out.
Speaker 1: Why would you?
Speaker 3: He then went into a detailed description of everything he
Speaker 3: wanted to do to me sexually. Oh my god. I
Speaker 3: ended the date at that point and thought that was that.
Speaker 3: He texted me later saying he had a great time
Speaker 3: and then for our second date, we should go get
Speaker 3: ice cream, take it back to his place so we
Speaker 3: could lick it off my body. Oh my gosh. Psycho
Speaker 3: path block and epo, that's what she said. I blocked
Speaker 3: him after that. Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Now, I don't mind the Hey, Uh, I've seen you
Speaker 4: in here before and I was kind of was hoping
Speaker 4: i'd run into you again kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. That's that's the extent of you.
Speaker 4: How far you need to go, creeper. I think I've
Speaker 4: seen you around before. I was kind of hoping I
Speaker 4: would run into you again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in here yesterday when you had the
Speaker 1: great yellow shirt on with orange brace.
Speaker 3: You're on the phone and you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I think you were talking to somebody named Tina about
Speaker 1: your games. Birthday party.
Speaker 3: Girls sharing their worst first dates. This happened to my friend.
Speaker 3: She went on a date with the guy and was
Speaker 3: interested in her, but she wasn't so interested in him.
Speaker 3: She politely told him no about a second date, then
Speaker 3: woke up the next morning with a Venmo request for
Speaker 3: the cost of her drinks. Oh boy, no.
Speaker 4: Thank you, no, no thank you were at the shot, right,
Speaker 4: I guess. So if you're like, oh we if I'm
Speaker 4: not going to get to a second date, then I'm
Speaker 4: we're gonna split the bill, man.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 4: I think the protocol from understand from friends that I've
Speaker 4: gotten divorced and got in the dating game is just
Speaker 4: like if there, if you don't, just don't answer the text.
Speaker 4: So if the person kill the person text and says
Speaker 4: hey what about getting together again, and you just basically
Speaker 4: ghost them, yep, So after a couple of days, are like.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I guess she's not interested. Went out with
Speaker 3: the guy I met through a dating app. I quickly
Speaker 3: found out he lies about his age. He was actually
Speaker 3: ten years older than me and recently divorced. He then
Speaker 3: took me to a strip club thirty minutes away. He
Speaker 3: kept saying you're like a sister to me on the way,
Speaker 3: stroking my leg because of how awesome I was to
Speaker 3: agree to go see strippers with him. After the show,
Speaker 3: he drove us back, drunk and speeding in his convertible boy.
Speaker 3: He was messaging other women on the dating app at
Speaker 3: the same time. He ended the night by saying, so,
Speaker 3: I'll be hearing from you again, right, So.
Speaker 1: He says, going to a strip club with her reminds
Speaker 1: him of going to a strip with his sister.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, right, would you think? Why would somebody date us?
Speaker 4: Like any individual like us?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 4: But didn't you get this is mostly what you get
Speaker 4: on the other side, Like we look great.
Speaker 3: Compare these dudes. Yeahl at three catches right here right.
Speaker 3: We matched on a dating app and he kept messaging
Speaker 3: me persistently, but he seemed nice, so he picked me
Speaker 3: up and took me out to a decent sushi place.
Speaker 3: Dinner went fine, aside from him being very nervous and
Speaker 3: visibly sweating As he drove me home. He continually asked
Speaker 3: if he could come up to my room with me
Speaker 3: and literally professed his love for me. By the time
Speaker 3: we got to my building, I was ready to book
Speaker 3: it as fast as possible into the building, which would
Speaker 3: then lock behind me. The dude was literally screaming as
Speaker 3: I ran, I love you, please let me in. Oh way,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh. Stop.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, glad you found.
Speaker 1: Out that now right. Yes, I've done stupid things like
Speaker 1: in the throes of passion. Go ah, I love you,
Speaker 1: but at least there's something going on there, you know.
Speaker 4: I've I've tried to force to break up and say
Speaker 4: the meanest thing I could possibly do. And when you
Speaker 4: get this one, oh you're so funny. Boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We were in our first year of college and
Speaker 3: met in the library. He seemed nice enough. On our
Speaker 3: first did he asked if I was Catholic. I said no,
Speaker 3: I'm not personally religious. Raised as a Protestant. He said, okay, well,
Speaker 3: don't worry, you can convert. I'll talk to the priest
Speaker 3: on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Look awkward, you know people, they get awkward when you
Speaker 4: get into social situations like that.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was just this spoke met this guy at
Speaker 3: a bar. We exchanged numbers. The next day he asked
Speaker 3: me out. When it came time, he told me I
Speaker 3: had to pick him up because he had a DWI.
Speaker 3: We went to a restaurant, which was nice enough. He
Speaker 3: got two drinks there, I got one. He asked if
Speaker 3: I wanted to go play pool somewhere and get more drinks.
Speaker 3: I agreed. We played pool, had three more drinks. He
Speaker 3: did and watched a basketball game the whole time. Then
Speaker 3: a different bar where he had five more drinks. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: he got so drunk and proceeded to tell me all
Speaker 3: about our future wedding plans and the song will dance too?
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 3: I told him I needed to go. Two hours later,
Speaker 3: while I was in bed, he called, asking me for
Speaker 3: a ride home.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we are gems compared to this, no
Speaker 4: kidding you see to take this list home and tell
Speaker 4: ours about it.
Speaker 3: You could be dating this guy.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I got set up on a blind date by a classmate.
Speaker 3: There was zero chemistry and the guy barely spoke to
Speaker 3: me when I tried to ask questions or good a
Speaker 3: conversation going. We finally left the coffee shop we were
Speaker 3: at and walked through a back alley to get to
Speaker 3: the parking lot. He turns to me and says, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna call you. We don't have anything in common.
Speaker 3: Our classmate said you were cute. Left me standing in
Speaker 3: the alley. Tony likes this guy.
Speaker 1: You get no comment.
Speaker 3: He said you were cute. He told me his mom
Speaker 3: would love me and bake me cookies while we robbed banks.
Speaker 3: When I decided to leave, he insisted on holding my
Speaker 3: hand as I walked out, and he tried to kiss me,
Speaker 3: but I dodged. He threw my hand at me and
Speaker 3: walked away with a loud scoff. I think my lucky stars,
Speaker 3: I wasn't assaulted that night. The guy weighed easily twice
Speaker 3: as much as me and had such big muscles. Of
Speaker 3: some dude walking into the bar behind him, I said, damn, dude,
Speaker 3: I played college ball and I haven't seen calves that big. Uh.
Speaker 4: Anytime I'm holding hands, why are you touching my hands?
Speaker 1: I'm not a headholder.
Speaker 4: I'm not a handholder, especially especially on a first or
Speaker 4: second date.
Speaker 3: Why are you holding my hand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially in the summer. They get off.
Speaker 3: Like I didn't even get to the restaurant before he
Speaker 3: closed all the windows, locked them, then ripped the worst
Speaker 3: fart I've ever heard. What the hell I got out
Speaker 3: of the car at a red light, had my sister
Speaker 3: picked me up?
Speaker 1: There was an older guy here, please pick me up?
Speaker 1: There was an older guy that worked here. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he would just walk up to like some of the
Speaker 1: hottest women we had in sales, and be having a conversation,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden and he was with this
Speaker 1: stare at him. He wouldn't he wouldn't laughing his stare
Speaker 1: at him straight face?
Speaker 3: Was that the mobile version of the Dutch of them?
Speaker 3: You made sure he rolled the windows up first, I guess.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: His name rhymes stops Jack Roney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy thought I was really nice and smart.
Speaker 3: Actually had fun until he told me I couldn't go
Speaker 3: on dressing like this. I needed to wear more feminine
Speaker 3: clothes or else I wouldn't be seen as attractive. But
Speaker 3: we'd still end up in bed together, so we'd keep
Speaker 3: in contact.
Speaker 4: Do these people do you have sisters or friends that
Speaker 4: are going there?
Speaker 1: He goes again, Hey, you got his sister?
Speaker 3: I mean seriously, how can people be so inept at this?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 3: I guess it.
Speaker 1: Gets worse as we go on with social media. People
Speaker 1: aren't accustomed you know, yeah, absolutely why calls or by text?
Speaker 1: Which is great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, there's no doubt. And finally a
Speaker 3: guy picked me up on his motorcycle to take me
Speaker 3: back to his place. He pulled up to a shed
Speaker 3: by the house so I could get off and he
Speaker 3: could store the bike. That's what I thought wrong. The
Speaker 3: shed was his room. Oh my gosh. He invited me in,
Speaker 3: where there was only one place to sit, a recliner.
Speaker 3: He sat there. The only place else was his lap,
Speaker 3: and he pointed to it. I chose a crate instead.
Speaker 3: He shared his airplane bottle of mouthwashed flavored vodka with me,
Speaker 3: and within fifteen minutes he said, I'm gonna kiss you.
Speaker 3: What I wanted to do is peace who He could
Speaker 3: take me to the house on the property that was
Speaker 3: his mom's. She was watching TV on the couch when
Speaker 3: I came out of the bathroom. He ushered me from
Speaker 3: the couch to sit and chat with his mom. Oh boy.
Speaker 3: Then I requested a ride back home. Oh bad, first date,
Speaker 3: living a shit out back.
Speaker 1: So chose a squirrel. Remember when I was talking about at.
Speaker 4: Least have a conversation with your mom. Yeah, he could
Speaker 4: you go hang out in the shed tonight, and I'm
Speaker 4: bringing a girl back.
Speaker 3: At least mom was there, and that stuffed in a
Speaker 3: rocking chair upstairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If the bombs like run, yes, right, you have a chance.
Speaker 1: Cherse squirrel. I was talking about cops rock the guy
Speaker 1: that said he was walking down to the meltbox. Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't use his name, but he said, hey, you
Speaker 1: can use our names. We are Dean and Booper, Dean
Speaker 1: and Booper, Dan and Booper.
Speaker 3: We listen, it's not Dean, Dean and Booper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see Dean and Booper. And then earlier this morning
Speaker 1: we had Mami and Hutch.
Speaker 4: How do you get the nickname Booper? Dean Booper, Mami
Speaker 4: and Hutch. That's that's good.
Speaker 1: No, you know what we need to do is get
Speaker 1: a site. We need to get a wrestling match between
Speaker 1: Dean and Booper and Mami and Hutch. Joe, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's it mean.
Speaker 3: Attraction is Booper and Hutch, Booper and Hutch, Booper and Hutch,
Speaker 3: and the prize could be a gift card from lots
Speaker 3: of pasta, lots of pasta, Louis of old down com
Speaker 3: our next trip, we'll get you some rattlesnake cheese, Dwight
Speaker 3: spicy cheddar mixed with have a narrow. I try not
Speaker 3: to use the pods anymore for coffee because I'm convinced
Speaker 3: now that that plastic heat it up, it's probably gonna
Speaker 3: give us cancer. And trying to clean those machines all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 4: We're getting the we're getting the real coffee beans, and
Speaker 4: we get them whole bean, we grind them up. There's
Speaker 4: nothing like grinding up your own whole bean coffee. From
Speaker 4: lots of pasta. We usually get the Italian uh, the
Speaker 4: Italian coffee.
Speaker 3: There's a Saint Matthew's blend. There's some foreign coffee there.
Speaker 3: Stuffing cans if you don't want the whole beans.
Speaker 4: Too fresh ground ground beans and then make a cup
Speaker 4: of coffee or a pot of coffee.
Speaker 3: That way is the best way to go. And if
Speaker 3: you want to try it before you buy it, you
Speaker 3: can go right there to the coffee shop. I suggest
Speaker 3: grabbing a tuna salad sandwich or chicken salad sandwich and
Speaker 3: sitting in the coffee shop either we even have a
Speaker 3: cold beer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, either way, you cannot go wrong with that. So
Speaker 4: lots of pasta go buy for lunch today. You get
Speaker 4: about forty five minutes here for lunchtime. You can go
Speaker 4: ahead and go to Lots of Pasta Louisville dot com
Speaker 4: and at the ribbon on top click to order a
Speaker 4: sandwich and pick it up and it'll be ready in
Speaker 4: about ten or fifteen.
Speaker 3: Get stuff to make homemade pizzas this weekend, and they
Speaker 3: have a great craft beer selection.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Lots of posta thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road in the
Speaker 4: heart of Saint Matthew's back after this news radio eight
Speaker 4: forty whas Oh that's his walk up music, Greg Golliad
Speaker 4: from the Louisville Bats. That means something's going on in
Speaker 4: town and you're you're gonna love what's gonna happen tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: You're love what's going on tonight. So we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to that. But first, I think we've got some celebrity
Speaker 1: birthdays and Greg Galliett aka l Presidente is gonna participate. Yeah, right, all.
Speaker 3: Right, we have a whole bunch of them today. Some
Speaker 3: of these people. I didn't know. We're still alive. Happy birthday,
Speaker 3: William Devane from Knots Landing and other stuff. Oh, Williams.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of Knots Landings. Probably seventy six.
Speaker 3: Billy Devane is eighty five, eighty five.
Speaker 1: I like the spin off from that show. It's about
Speaker 1: All Tell the Made Balloons.
Speaker 3: He's the cousin of William Oh, is it really?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton.
Speaker 1: Oh, Michael Keaton, baby, Michael Keaton. Oh, beeterle Juice came
Speaker 1: out yesterday, right.
Speaker 3: No, it's coming out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh tomorrow, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Wait, today's Thursday. Yeah, it comes out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton's gonna be sixty eight.
Speaker 3: No, No, sixty nine. No, I'll go to say sixty eight,
Speaker 3: sixty seven, We'll go sixty seven. Michael Keaton. Seventy three. Wow,
Speaker 3: looks great for seventy three? Does the Forgotten James Bond
Speaker 3: from The Really Boring Her Majesty's Secret Service. George Lazenbye
Speaker 3: is still alive. That's gotta be ninety one. It's eighty
Speaker 3: five from Charmed and Scream Rose McGowan.
Speaker 4: Oh, Rose McGowan, she's lost her mind. She was married
Speaker 4: to Marilyn Marrige Manson. Yeah, I'm gonna say fifty five.
Speaker 3: She's fifty one.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she was a weirdo early.
Speaker 3: Yes, she was the new lead singer of Journey. Arnell
Speaker 3: Pineda is fifty seven. Okay, he's an Asian fellow. He
Speaker 3: is h forty eight. No, he's fifty fifty seven seven.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Ian Don Guessing, Ian Donald Calvin euclid Zappa
Speaker 3: otherwise known as duezl.
Speaker 1: Deuezl Zappa is gonna be alrighte fifty sorry six Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty five dudes. Five the guys right, it's sick.
Speaker 3: You want Kathy Guy's white. The cartoonist who does Kathy
Speaker 3: don't know, don't care, don't care. She's seventy four for her.
Speaker 3: And finally, it's Sir Walter Rowley and Jesse James birthdays today.
Speaker 3: Jesse James, the Singer, Jesse James the Outlaw.
Speaker 1: Oh, Frank and Jesse James. Yep, all right, Frank and
Speaker 1: Jesse James. How old is he?
Speaker 3: One hundred and sixty? Jesse James would have been let's see,
Speaker 3: one hundred and seventy seven.
Speaker 1: What was the coward that shot him in the back?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: How we'll get that, hey, yeah, Bill Cox, Greg Galli
Speaker 1: at l presidente of my favorite place, one of my
Speaker 1: favorite places, Louisville Bats in the studio, Hey, Greg, how
Speaker 1: you doing man better? Hot off of victory last night?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: How about that? Yes, finally flipped the switch.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: It was nice because the other one went twelve. Tonight
Speaker 4: you have a game two days agoing with twelve innies.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It has a great baseball weather though.
Speaker 2: Oh it's been. I mean just a good thing about
Speaker 2: us playing. This extra month of Major League Baseball now
Speaker 2: has us playing as the weather's fabulous.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, Like last weekend was seventy five on the river, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then on the river on top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this weekend on Saturday and Sunday, Look, it's going
Speaker 2: to be like low seventies.
Speaker 1: Get you a bats baseball sweatshirt on.
Speaker 3: Seventy five is the high Saturday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, low in the forties.
Speaker 3: Come out there, you go. I love it so. But
Speaker 3: Carrie Potter night is tomorrow nights.
Speaker 1: Harry Potter night is tomorrow night. Well, let's talk about
Speaker 1: tonight though, because.
Speaker 2: Going on tonight's I Heeart Media our right, two dollars
Speaker 2: Miller and Coors Lights, three dollars chicken tenders, three dollars
Speaker 2: regular nachos tonight from five thirty to eight thirty as
Speaker 2: we play the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp Jumbo. Seriously, it's fantastic
Speaker 2: classic Minor league baseball name.
Speaker 1: The Montana mashed Potatoes nearly took out the Jumbo Shrimp.
Speaker 3: There you go, but gates here in six thirty tonight.
Speaker 1: Say the lead though, because time six thirty five the
Speaker 1: great prizes on beer concessions. That's great, But there's also
Speaker 1: a state farm bibbleheads going on right and this you
Speaker 1: get to choose what is like fourteen different bibbleheads to
Speaker 1: choose from.
Speaker 2: Yep, you can create your own bibblehead of yourself. They
Speaker 2: have a booth down in front of our playground in
Speaker 2: the right field corner, and uh, they've been there the
Speaker 2: last two nights and uh they've already been here a
Speaker 2: few home stands before this, and they will be here
Speaker 2: through the remainder of this week. And you can get
Speaker 2: in line because there are some lines to get your
Speaker 2: bottle head made.
Speaker 1: But it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I am already my own bibblehead, so Dave, Sorry, buddy, David,
Speaker 3: I am not touching that. Oh sorry, but I don't
Speaker 3: let that one hang out.
Speaker 1: It'll be cool to do next season, though, is watch
Speaker 1: the promotional calendar and get every single one. Just go
Speaker 1: every you know, every time they do it, and get
Speaker 1: a different bobblehead. Yeah, because they got fourteen different ones, right,
Speaker 1: fifteen something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, So again, let's get to the Harry Potter one.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Tomorrow Night.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow Night, game time seven to fifteen, gates open at six.
Speaker 2: It is Harry Potter Night. The Bats will play in
Speaker 2: their Harry Potter jerseys, which in a few weeks we
Speaker 2: will be auctioning off online.
Speaker 1: Huge and uh, Tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Are you inviting even Slytherin?
Speaker 2: We are actually having a dress like Harry Potter contest.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you know I want to do. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: I'm going to show up as a Star Trek person.
Speaker 1: Just a goof on them and piss them off.
Speaker 3: You don't want to piss people off with wands they
Speaker 3: have matched.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true too. They might have put a spell
Speaker 1: on me.
Speaker 2: First fifteen hundred fans Tomorrow Night, we'll get a Harry
Speaker 2: Potter bats scarf.
Speaker 1: Nice. Oh it's really.
Speaker 4: Cool, boy, darn it now I got it the first
Speaker 4: How many fans?
Speaker 1: Fifteen?
Speaker 2: Early, baby, it's gonna it's gonna be a beautiful night.
Speaker 2: Of course it is Friday night. That means Margherita madness
Speaker 2: six dollars. Margarita is from number one tequila.
Speaker 3: No, Harry Potter's is not.
Speaker 2: But here's the here's the thing. July third, we got
Speaker 2: washed out, big rainstorm. We don't get to shoot over
Speaker 2: fireworks that night, So we are moving that show over
Speaker 2: to tomorrow night. And the entertainment act that was going
Speaker 2: to perform that night on July third, Christian and Scooby from.
Speaker 1: The NBA half yeah dog, they didn't get to perform,
Speaker 1: so they're going to perform tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Which one's the dog and which one's the person?
Speaker 1: Scooby is the dog.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's there special you never know?
Speaker 1: Is there special broom parking for the U Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 1: You just won't leave it at won.
Speaker 3: I want to see the home plate, use the big broom. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to clean out the plate.
Speaker 1: Just make the broom come out there and do it
Speaker 1: by itself.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: No Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many people are going to show
Speaker 4: up to this thing, and it's all adults. Maybe a
Speaker 4: couple of the kids, but it'll be a lot.
Speaker 1: Of the kids. Twenties and thirties. Yes, reading the Harry
Speaker 1: Potter books.
Speaker 3: Harry Potter's been out twenty five years and.
Speaker 2: Twenty years is something my kids. That's how that's how
Speaker 2: they really developed their love of reading.
Speaker 3: Which, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Books. What's the name of the gigantic guy and Harry Potter? Haggard? Yeah, Haggard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going as Harry Potter and my wife's coming as Haggard. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you better find a divorce at stop soon.
Speaker 1: We're feeding you all your line.
Speaker 4: Let's just going Hagrid. Yeah, that's well, Chip, sobl's Hagrid.
Speaker 4: So we we're excited.
Speaker 3: Bats are wrapping up.
Speaker 4: So we're talking about beautiful weather next couple of days
Speaker 4: and then when when's the season done?
Speaker 2: So I want to motivating with tonight. We only have
Speaker 2: ten home games left.
Speaker 3: Damn man, where'd it go? I'm serious, we.
Speaker 2: Got one home stand left after this one. But I
Speaker 2: got quickly get the Saturday Night, Saturday Night Stars, Saturday
Speaker 2: Night is Traumatic Brain Injury Night with our friends from
Speaker 2: JOVL Health. So we'll be playing in spe actual green jerseys,
Speaker 2: which is the color of traumatic brain injury, and so
Speaker 2: proceeds from those jerseys which will go on auction block
Speaker 2: here in about a week. We'll go over to u
Speaker 2: of L Health big fireworks show after the game on
Speaker 2: Saturday night, and our friends of the Superstars will be
Speaker 2: at the Hall Park Saturday night to entertain everybody. Sunday
Speaker 2: one oh five Kids Day, kids inflatables, free kids meal,
Speaker 2: kids run the bases. So a lot of going on
Speaker 2: throughout the weekend, great weather, and then as we just mentioned,
Speaker 2: we'll be back after a week being gone. Final homestand
Speaker 2: one of Dwight and Tony's favorite events Wednesday, the eighteenth
Speaker 2: of September, a twelve oh five business person.
Speaker 3: Yeah show there, the show there. We're going to just
Speaker 3: make our bosses, let us do it.
Speaker 1: And then we return. The show returns that Thursday, the nineteenth. YEP,
Speaker 1: as we throw out the first pitch and Dave Jennings
Speaker 1: drinks one of the last beers of Yes and Ethan
Speaker 1: Almighty is thrown out a pitch and State Representative Susan
Speaker 1: Tyler witness throwing out a pitch. Wow, got a lot
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: Boy?
Speaker 4: Okay, this bats baseball dot com. That's the website. You
Speaker 4: can buy your tickets walking up to the stadium. It's
Speaker 4: all on your phone. There's no hard tickets, it's just
Speaker 4: a little code thing. Buy your tickets online as many
Speaker 4: as you want.
Speaker 3: They have.
Speaker 4: You still have box deals and everything else if you
Speaker 4: want to get a business situation going on.
Speaker 2: There suits that are still available for rent, especially during
Speaker 2: the last home stand. Yep, the on deck seats, which
Speaker 2: are those two rows of theater style seats right behind
Speaker 2: home plate that everybody sees. We've got a few of
Speaker 2: those available for the remaining games. So a lot of
Speaker 2: cool opportunities. If you haven't been to a Bats game
Speaker 2: this year, with this weather, what a great opportunity to
Speaker 2: come out and catch some bats.
Speaker 3: Base Absolutely, man.
Speaker 4: I saw the TV guy was on the field last
Speaker 4: night doing it remember heat Live hits, and I was
Speaker 4: just like, because it was so beautiful last night. It
Speaker 4: was it was just like he was out there and goes,
Speaker 4: I can't explain how nice it is on this field
Speaker 4: right now. So that's gonna get the same thing tonight.
Speaker 4: All right man, Greg Galli ed again, We love you,
Speaker 4: thanks for all this. Yeah awesome, All right.
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Speaker 4: I haven't seen the third episode of The Monkey Mom
Speaker 4: or The Monkey.
Speaker 3: A Chimp chick Chip nine. I can't remember. Maybe it
Speaker 3: was chimp mom something. Uh.
Speaker 4: The second one was so over the top. I can't
Speaker 4: even explain to you. It's Tiger King on steroids.
Speaker 1: Tiger King probably wouldn't have been successful had it not
Speaker 1: been for COVID though. Right we were stuck and we
Speaker 1: had enough.
Speaker 3: It was so over the top.
Speaker 1: Carol Basket, Oh boy.
Speaker 4: Remember the girl got her arm or hand eating off,
Speaker 4: and then she just kind of taped it up and
Speaker 4: was like, Eh, it happens. I bring that up because
Speaker 4: apparently monkeys and bali they are really smart. So if
Speaker 4: you're not paying attention, they snatch your phone from you
Speaker 4: out of your hand, but if you give them the food,
Speaker 4: they just hand you the phone back. Oh really, so
Speaker 4: they know what they're doing so to feed themselves. They
Speaker 4: they they wait till you're not paying attention. They run
Speaker 4: up and go snatch, but they hold it away from you.
Speaker 4: If you reach in your purse or whatever and bring
Speaker 4: them some sort of food, they'll just exchange it with it.
Speaker 4: What if you don't have food you didn't get in
Speaker 4: your phone. It's a little crazy. I saw several videos
Speaker 4: of it, and I was like, this cannot be real.
Speaker 3: He was kind of awesome.
Speaker 1: I find that moved very appealing because he'd been I
Speaker 1: I was looking at this day in history, obviously not
Speaker 1: going to do it all, but it was today in
Speaker 1: two thousand and three. I never unders do this. Magician, magician, Yeah,
Speaker 1: magician David Blaine entered a clear plastic box and lo
Speaker 1: you was suspended over the banks of the Thames River
Speaker 1: until October nineteenth. Is that really magic? Is that just endurance?
Speaker 4: Like he was saying, was probably never in the I'm
Speaker 4: gonna sit on a block of ice too? Well, he
Speaker 4: did Dad in Manhattan where he was in he was
Speaker 4: locked in a giant block of ice. There's no possible way.
Speaker 4: Oh you know why because it's.
Speaker 3: A los your magism fooding you remember Doug Henning, it's magic.
Speaker 4: Remember the guys that did the remember Fox TV did
Speaker 4: the Mystery Solved or the uh no, that's a different show.
Speaker 4: But they would they would expose the magician's secret. Yes,
Speaker 4: they exposed the right and people got how they would,
Speaker 4: you know, make the elephant disappear and the lady that
Speaker 4: how you cut the lady in half?
Speaker 1: And then once you see it, you're like, damn, I
Speaker 1: keep from that I watched this one. That's a difficult one.
Speaker 1: Lean in real quick, Tony got your nose.
Speaker 3: Give it back?
Speaker 1: Okay, give it back. It was also today. In eighteen
Speaker 1: eighty one, the American Red Cross provided relief for uh
Speaker 1: disaster for the first time. It was in Michigan's Great
Speaker 1: Forest Fire of eighteen eighty one.
Speaker 4: The Great Forest Fire of eighteen eighty one. Like there
Speaker 4: was a list of forest fires in eighties in California.
Speaker 4: They name them different things. By the way, have you
Speaker 4: noticed there hasn't been any stories about the hurricanes in
Speaker 4: the Atlantic because there haven't been any because there haven't
Speaker 4: been any COOLi this is the fewest hurricanes in the
Speaker 4: Atlantic since the sixties.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Uh so they did not really understand what happened.
Speaker 1: It was today. In nineteen sixty the Cassius Clay from Louisville,
Speaker 1: ConTroll Yeah, won the gold medal and the light heavyweight
Speaker 1: boxing at the Olympic Games in Rome, Italy.
Speaker 3: Rome not as good as Middletown, apparently, according to no,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: Even close for it can't hold a ca Okay, quick question,
Speaker 1: how many dogar bps are there in rolls zero? Let's see,
Speaker 1: he's known.
Speaker 3: Fake typing. Stop it's an Italian.
Speaker 1: There are zero zero, There is zero dogar bps in Rome.
Speaker 3: Let's check Middletown, I get it, Florence, Rome.
Speaker 4: There are four in Louisville not as good as Middletown
Speaker 4: with roosters and mister G's knows. Is there barons in Middletown?
Speaker 4: Of course there is, yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course there is. We think we are barbarians.
Speaker 3: Barons doesn't doesn't have a one in Saint Matthew's.
Speaker 1: That's cool. We look down on you.
Speaker 3: Don't forget about ASSISSI yes, excuse me, also known as
Speaker 3: a dwightie A.
Speaker 1: What so tomorrow, Yeah, Matt Sanders from LMPD is gonna.
Speaker 4: He's gonna update us on what's going on with this
Speaker 4: ongoing Uh, they're about to bust everybody. That guy that
Speaker 4: everyone was I shared it on Facebook. There could not
Speaker 4: be a more clear picture of this dude that was
Speaker 4: standing on top of the car if he had a
Speaker 4: car there it's gone.
Speaker 1: Remember how you said, hey, notice something in the Atlantic?
Speaker 1: No hurricanes going on? Yeah it was today In twenty
Speaker 1: fifteen seventeen, Hurricane Irma became im such a B word record,
Speaker 1: became the most powerful Atlantic hurricane recorded five miles per
Speaker 1: hour winds. It got slightly down graded to a category
Speaker 1: four or is we in the industry call it a
Speaker 1: Cat four?
Speaker 4: I wonder if the like the Obviously the water has
Speaker 4: been heated up. That's why you get the hurricane. Right.
Speaker 1: Sometimes weather just happens. Fifty billion dollars worth of damage.
Speaker 4: The warmer the water, the more severe the storm, genius,
Speaker 4: the warmer the water shorm and it's it's the warmer
Speaker 4: the water.
Speaker 3: The deeper the quicksand that's right.
Speaker 1: No, the deeper, the bigger the wasteban, the deeper the water.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it's you get right, all right man.
Speaker 3: We will see you tomorrow for a Friday show. Remember
Speaker 3: we don't really try.
Speaker 4: On Friday shows, so unlike today. Unlike today today we try.
Speaker 4: That was a point five. We'll be negative number tomorrow,
Speaker 4: all right, man, We'll see you later. The boys are
Speaker 4: coming up next, Clay and Buck, they got plenty to
Speaker 4: talk about in cleaning, and Terry Miner's coming up at
Speaker 4: three pm.
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