WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:05.280 It's quite riot covering an old Slade song. Really. Yeah, 2 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:06.799 they did a lot of Slade covers. 3 00:00:06.879 --> 00:00:07.000 Uh. 4 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:09.359 I like this song when I was fourteen. 5 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:12.240 Mama, Mama that I'm all crazy. Now that's a Slade cover. 6 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:14.519 They misspelled come though. 7 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:17.120 Yeah, they misspelled. That's what Slade did. If you look 8 00:00:17.120 --> 00:00:19.359 at Slade, Uh songs. 9 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:24.120 Come on, feel the noise, girls, rocky boys, Let's get wild, 10 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:27.559 wild wild, Let's get wild wild wild. Yeah, it's genius. 11 00:00:27.679 --> 00:00:33.719 It's poetry. I mean, seriously, we all got a song one. 12 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.000 Love look totally no. 13 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:41.600 Stop, don't look at me like that. Seriously, it's creepy. 14 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:42.759 Please stop it. 15 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:49.439 Well, the only dinosaur I ever had was a rhinoceros 16 00:00:49.679 --> 00:00:51.359 named Sasparilla. 17 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:55.280 I thought you're gonna say Nancy Reagan. That would have 18 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:56.439 been pretty good. 19 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:58.880 Why would you say something about Nancy all right? 20 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:02.240 Thank you bad real Reagan? Bad? John Wayne all right. 21 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.920 That sounds like David's got a list, and it sounds 22 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.200 like a dating category I do. 23 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:11.079 These were boys that wanted to rock their girls but 24 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:14.959 didn't get a chance. Worst first dates. 25 00:01:16.439 --> 00:01:16.760 Women. 26 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:21.519 Sharing the story is making fun of the dudes. Go ahead. 27 00:01:22.159 --> 00:01:24.760 I went on a first and last evening date a 28 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:27.879 few years back. I wore a long black summer dress, 29 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:30.879 and as he and I walked along the Seaport district 30 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.519 in Boston, the sun had set, the sky became dark, 31 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:37.599 the street lights were spaced apart. As we walked through 32 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:42.000 a little dark stretch, he casually said, you know, if 33 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:44.400 I pushed you in the water, nobody would notice. Oh 34 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:50.599 my gosh, run run. I didn't see him again. Yeah, 35 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:58.120 you think you ever seen a real root cellar? Earlier 36 00:01:58.120 --> 00:01:59.560 this year, I went on a date with a guy 37 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.359 I met on bumble. We met at a coffee shop, 38 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:04.760 had a nice time, and then he casually said, I've 39 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:06.719 got a kid about a year old. I was twenty 40 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:08.719 three then, so I felt like I was too young 41 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:11.400 to play step mom. You think so? I said, I 42 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:13.159 don't see us going anywhere. Not ready to be a 43 00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:15.439 step mom. He said, don't worry. He lives out of 44 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:20.759 state with his mom. You won't have to deal with him. Run. 45 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:22.479 That was the last day. 46 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:24.520 You don't have to deal with him. He lives doesn't 47 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:26.879 even live with me. I don't really want anything to 48 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:29.439 do with him, so you won't have to either. You're 49 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:31.400 pretty enough where if you don't like him, we'll put 50 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:35.080 him on craigs List. Bumble I think is the hookup 51 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:40.240 act is I'm either Tender or Bumble. One of them 52 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:42.120 is a hookup and the other ones know what's go 53 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:43.520 dates me. 54 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:45.719 I'm going to bumblebee? Who's Bubbles? 55 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:48.400 We had a friend that got divorced and then she 56 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:49.520 she was on the wrong one. 57 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:51.199 So she was just like everybody. 58 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:53.199 That I go out, he just wants to hook up 59 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:54.639 and we're like, which one are you on? 60 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:57.080 I don't know any of them. Seems like there's more 61 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:04.240 buzzer on Bumble though. Bumble sounds dude, Hey you know what? 62 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:07.719 There was some prostitution going on in Bumble though. Really? 63 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:10.159 Oh yeah, so bad that the police had to do 64 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:15.319 a sting. A bumbled it says Bumble has changed the 65 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:21.199 way people date and create meaningful relationships and network and 66 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:26.520 network with women making the first move. So it's a 67 00:03:26.639 --> 00:03:27.199 lady ass. 68 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:28.840 So the girl has to contact you. 69 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:30.479 Yeah, so it's a lady app. 70 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:32.599 I like that, And if you mentioned sex, you have 71 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:33.439 to say pollinate. 72 00:03:33.719 --> 00:03:38.680 You know. I downloaded Bumble for uh you dude? 73 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:46.400 Uh the hookup app Tony Zack like it isn't. 74 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:49.360 No, Yeah, the women it's a lady app. 75 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:52.840 We ran into someone he knew on the walk to 76 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:55.319 the restaurant and he talked to her for five minutes 77 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:58.560 without introducing us. He announced to everyone that we were 78 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.599 on a first date and he was trying to impress me. 79 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:03.960 He left me alone at the table four times to smoke, 80 00:04:04.479 --> 00:04:06.759 then chided me for reading my phone. When he got 81 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:09.319 back from one of the smoke breaks, he insisted I 82 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:11.439 eat food I didn't want to eat, and then during 83 00:04:11.479 --> 00:04:13.840 the get to know you chat, he made a huge 84 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:17.160 show of being horrified by my brother's death. Five minutes 85 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:19.120 later he said, do you have any brothers or sisters? 86 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:20.560 Oh my gosh. 87 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:24.120 First of all, forcing you to if you order something 88 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:26.120 that he wants you to order, out of your if 89 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:27.759 you don't want to, dude, time to get up and 90 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:29.600 walk out. This ain't gonna work out having any time. 91 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:33.160 I'm getting a Okay, So I just googled that, not Google, 92 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:36.560 just went Hey, hookup apps. So there's Ashley Madison. We 93 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:39.160 know that's a ripoff. That's that's the married people where 94 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:42.240 there's only like it was like one hundred thousand guys 95 00:04:42.279 --> 00:04:43.079 in four girls. 96 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:45.360 Yeah, and there were people in the staff that were 97 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:48.160 comment they were, yeah, taking guys. 98 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:49.560 Yeah, like a rush concert. 99 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:54.639 Yeah, there's one called there's one called Wink Wink meet 100 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:58.759 new people at Wink. Another one is Instinct, which reminds 101 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:02.639 me too much of a face attraction. Yeah, no, no, 102 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:07.079 I'm not doing boilers Man Bumble Here comes Bumble dating app. 103 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:10.560 H three fun. It's a threesome app. 104 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:14.959 What's that again? Let me write what's that last one? 105 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:18.959 It's three fun? Okay, three, but two of them have 106 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:19.600 to be singers. 107 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:25.199 That is awesome. It's threesome app wild hookup. 108 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:29.160 You think couples actually sit around at home and go honey. 109 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:33.199 It's a rerun again tonight we'll get on the threesome app. 110 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:35.879 Here's another one called Plenty of Fish Dating. 111 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:37.240 Well, that's Christian. 112 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:38.680 Plenty of Oh is it plenty of fish? 113 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:42.079 No? No, it's no. That was Christian mingle, a quicker, 114 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:44.160 easier way to date. Yeah, I got I got on 115 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:44.879 plenty of Fish for. 116 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:47.519 Oh it's called Badoo Badoo. 117 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:49.519 But do My friend Erica is on that. 118 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:52.600 But there's no bidet because it's plenty of fish. Finally, 119 00:05:52.720 --> 00:05:54.040 tender Eric. 120 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:57.600 Guess who has their only their own dating app? 121 00:05:57.759 --> 00:06:02.720 Cougar? Oh okay, cougar support. Yeah, that's what. 122 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:04.959 Does that have any pictures? All? Right? 123 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:08.319 Uh? This guy struck up a conversation with me while 124 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:11.399 we were grocery shopping, and we exchanged numbers met up 125 00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:14.600 for coffee a few days later. Fine it first, Jill. 126 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:17.319 He admitted he'd been casually stalking me, waiting for the 127 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:18.800 perfect moment to ask me out. 128 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:19.519 Why would you? 129 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.560 He then went into a detailed description of everything he 130 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:24.959 wanted to do to me sexually. Oh my god. I 131 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:27.160 ended the date at that point and thought that was that. 132 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:29.399 He texted me later saying he had a great time 133 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:31.720 and then for our second date, we should go get 134 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:33.920 ice cream, take it back to his place so we 135 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:37.560 could lick it off my body. Oh my gosh. Psycho 136 00:06:37.720 --> 00:06:41.199 path block and epo, that's what she said. I blocked 137 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:44.240 him after that. Yeah, I think it's a good idea. 138 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:47.560 Now, I don't mind the Hey, Uh, I've seen you 139 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:49.680 in here before and I was kind of was hoping 140 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:51.199 i'd run into you again kind of thing. 141 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:52.959 Mm hmm. That's that's the extent of you. 142 00:06:53.079 --> 00:06:55.040 How far you need to go, creeper. I think I've 143 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:57.079 seen you around before. I was kind of hoping I 144 00:06:57.079 --> 00:06:58.040 would run into you again. 145 00:06:58.160 --> 00:06:59.720 Yeah, I was in here yesterday when you had the 146 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:03.199 great yellow shirt on with orange brace. 147 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:05.199 You're on the phone and you're talking about. 148 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.199 I think you were talking to somebody named Tina about 149 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:09.120 your games. Birthday party. 150 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:12.680 Girls sharing their worst first dates. This happened to my friend. 151 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:14.360 She went on a date with the guy and was 152 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:17.240 interested in her, but she wasn't so interested in him. 153 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:20.800 She politely told him no about a second date, then 154 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:23.279 woke up the next morning with a Venmo request for 155 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:26.199 the cost of her drinks. Oh boy, no. 156 00:07:26.279 --> 00:07:30.319 Thank you, no, no thank you were at the shot, right, 157 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:32.360 I guess. So if you're like, oh we if I'm 158 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:34.000 not going to get to a second date, then I'm 159 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:37.319 we're gonna split the bill, man. 160 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:38.240 I think that. 161 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:41.519 I think the protocol from understand from friends that I've 162 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:43.920 gotten divorced and got in the dating game is just 163 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.480 like if there, if you don't, just don't answer the text. 164 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:49.600 So if the person kill the person text and says 165 00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:52.360 hey what about getting together again, and you just basically 166 00:07:52.439 --> 00:07:54.879 ghost them, yep, So after a couple of days, are like. 167 00:07:54.920 --> 00:07:57.279 Okay, well, I guess she's not interested. Went out with 168 00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:59.240 the guy I met through a dating app. I quickly 169 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:01.560 found out he lies about his age. He was actually 170 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:04.920 ten years older than me and recently divorced. He then 171 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:08.120 took me to a strip club thirty minutes away. He 172 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:10.399 kept saying you're like a sister to me on the way, 173 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:13.360 stroking my leg because of how awesome I was to 174 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:16.240 agree to go see strippers with him. After the show, 175 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:19.319 he drove us back, drunk and speeding in his convertible boy. 176 00:08:19.399 --> 00:08:21.680 He was messaging other women on the dating app at 177 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:24.399 the same time. He ended the night by saying, so, 178 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:28.639 I'll be hearing from you again, right, So. 179 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:32.279 He says, going to a strip club with her reminds 180 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:34.519 him of going to a strip with his sister. 181 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:38.240 Mm hmm, right, would you think? Why would somebody date us? 182 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:39.799 Like any individual like us? 183 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:40.039 Three? 184 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.039 But didn't you get this is mostly what you get 185 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:45.360 on the other side, Like we look great. 186 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:52.759 Compare these dudes. Yeahl at three catches right here right. 187 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.080 We matched on a dating app and he kept messaging 188 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:58.679 me persistently, but he seemed nice, so he picked me 189 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:00.799 up and took me out to a decent sushi place. 190 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:03.759 Dinner went fine, aside from him being very nervous and 191 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:07.399 visibly sweating As he drove me home. He continually asked 192 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:09.080 if he could come up to my room with me 193 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:12.679 and literally professed his love for me. By the time 194 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:14.399 we got to my building, I was ready to book 195 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:17.240 it as fast as possible into the building, which would 196 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:20.600 then lock behind me. The dude was literally screaming as 197 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:23.519 I ran, I love you, please let me in. Oh way, 198 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:25.519 oh my gosh. Stop. 199 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:29.720 Oh boy, glad you found. 200 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:33.279 Out that now right. Yes, I've done stupid things like 201 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:36.440 in the throes of passion. Go ah, I love you, 202 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.440 but at least there's something going on there, you know. 203 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:42.519 I've I've tried to force to break up and say 204 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:44.840 the meanest thing I could possibly do. And when you 205 00:09:44.879 --> 00:09:49.480 get this one, oh you're so funny. Boy. 206 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:53.480 Yeah. We were in our first year of college and 207 00:09:53.559 --> 00:09:56.519 met in the library. He seemed nice enough. On our 208 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:58.639 first did he asked if I was Catholic. I said no, 209 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:02.720 I'm not personally religious. Raised as a Protestant. He said, okay, well, 210 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:05.600 don't worry, you can convert. I'll talk to the priest 211 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:06.240 on Sunday. 212 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:14.559 Look awkward, you know people, they get awkward when you 213 00:10:14.600 --> 00:10:16.399 get into social situations like that. 214 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:19.679 Maybe he was just this spoke met this guy at 215 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:21.960 a bar. We exchanged numbers. The next day he asked 216 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:24.120 me out. When it came time, he told me I 217 00:10:24.159 --> 00:10:26.480 had to pick him up because he had a DWI. 218 00:10:27.159 --> 00:10:29.039 We went to a restaurant, which was nice enough. He 219 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:31.360 got two drinks there, I got one. He asked if 220 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:33.600 I wanted to go play pool somewhere and get more drinks. 221 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:35.759 I agreed. We played pool, had three more drinks. He 222 00:10:35.759 --> 00:10:38.320 did and watched a basketball game the whole time. Then 223 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:40.879 a different bar where he had five more drinks. Oh boy, 224 00:10:41.200 --> 00:10:43.200 he got so drunk and proceeded to tell me all 225 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:45.919 about our future wedding plans and the song will dance too? 226 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:46.480 Oh boy. 227 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:48.960 I told him I needed to go. Two hours later, 228 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:50.840 while I was in bed, he called, asking me for 229 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:51.639 a ride home. 230 00:10:51.799 --> 00:10:56.320 Oh my gosh, we are gems compared to this, no 231 00:10:56.440 --> 00:10:59.559 kidding you see to take this list home and tell 232 00:10:59.559 --> 00:11:00.799 ours about it. 233 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:02.639 You could be dating this guy. 234 00:11:02.679 --> 00:11:03.159 That's right. 235 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:05.840 I got set up on a blind date by a classmate. 236 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:08.279 There was zero chemistry and the guy barely spoke to 237 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.480 me when I tried to ask questions or good a 238 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:13.600 conversation going. We finally left the coffee shop we were 239 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:15.360 at and walked through a back alley to get to 240 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:18.360 the parking lot. He turns to me and says, I'm 241 00:11:18.399 --> 00:11:21.120 not gonna call you. We don't have anything in common. 242 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:26.200 Our classmate said you were cute. Left me standing in 243 00:11:26.240 --> 00:11:33.120 the alley. Tony likes this guy. 244 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:34.559 You get no comment. 245 00:11:34.919 --> 00:11:40.360 He said you were cute. He told me his mom 246 00:11:40.399 --> 00:11:42.879 would love me and bake me cookies while we robbed banks. 247 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:46.000 When I decided to leave, he insisted on holding my 248 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:47.799 hand as I walked out, and he tried to kiss me, 249 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:49.759 but I dodged. He threw my hand at me and 250 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:53.159 walked away with a loud scoff. I think my lucky stars, 251 00:11:53.159 --> 00:11:55.840 I wasn't assaulted that night. The guy weighed easily twice 252 00:11:55.840 --> 00:11:58.240 as much as me and had such big muscles. Of 253 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:00.840 some dude walking into the bar behind him, I said, damn, dude, 254 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:06.039 I played college ball and I haven't seen calves that big. Uh. 255 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:10.840 Anytime I'm holding hands, why are you touching my hands? 256 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:11.840 I'm not a headholder. 257 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:17.159 I'm not a handholder, especially especially on a first or 258 00:12:17.240 --> 00:12:17.919 second date. 259 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:19.679 Why are you holding my hand? 260 00:12:21.240 --> 00:12:22.960 Yeah, especially in the summer. They get off. 261 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.679 Like I didn't even get to the restaurant before he 262 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:32.440 closed all the windows, locked them, then ripped the worst 263 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:35.200 fart I've ever heard. What the hell I got out 264 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:37.200 of the car at a red light, had my sister 265 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:37.799 picked me up? 266 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:40.720 There was an older guy here, please pick me up? 267 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:43.879 There was an older guy that worked here. Yeah, and 268 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:45.960 he would just walk up to like some of the 269 00:12:45.960 --> 00:12:48.320 hottest women we had in sales, and be having a conversation, 270 00:12:48.440 --> 00:12:51.519 and all of a sudden and he was with this 271 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:54.360 stare at him. He wouldn't he wouldn't laughing his stare 272 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:55.320 at him straight face? 273 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:57.399 Was that the mobile version of the Dutch of them? 274 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:59.600 You made sure he rolled the windows up first, I guess. 275 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:00.360 So I don't know. 276 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:02.000 I know what you're talking about. 277 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:06.399 His name rhymes stops Jack Roney. 278 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:09.519 Yeah, this guy thought I was really nice and smart. 279 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:11.639 Actually had fun until he told me I couldn't go 280 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:15.320 on dressing like this. I needed to wear more feminine 281 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:18.799 clothes or else I wouldn't be seen as attractive. But 282 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:20.799 we'd still end up in bed together, so we'd keep 283 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:21.480 in contact. 284 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:26.000 Do these people do you have sisters or friends that 285 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:26.720 are going there? 286 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:28.679 He goes again, Hey, you got his sister? 287 00:13:32.440 --> 00:13:35.120 I mean seriously, how can people be so inept at this? 288 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:36.480 Like what? 289 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:38.120 I guess it. 290 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:40.440 Gets worse as we go on with social media. People 291 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:45.360 aren't accustomed you know, yeah, absolutely why calls or by text? 292 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:46.120 Which is great? 293 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:50.440 Yeah, I mean yeah, there's no doubt. And finally a 294 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:52.519 guy picked me up on his motorcycle to take me 295 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:54.960 back to his place. He pulled up to a shed 296 00:13:55.039 --> 00:13:57.240 by the house so I could get off and he 297 00:13:57.279 --> 00:13:59.399 could store the bike. That's what I thought wrong. The 298 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:02.919 shed was his room. Oh my gosh. He invited me in, 299 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:05.279 where there was only one place to sit, a recliner. 300 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:08.320 He sat there. The only place else was his lap, 301 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.639 and he pointed to it. I chose a crate instead. 302 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:15.759 He shared his airplane bottle of mouthwashed flavored vodka with me, 303 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:19.120 and within fifteen minutes he said, I'm gonna kiss you. 304 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.200 What I wanted to do is peace who He could 305 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:25.039 take me to the house on the property that was 306 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.559 his mom's. She was watching TV on the couch when 307 00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:29.799 I came out of the bathroom. He ushered me from 308 00:14:29.840 --> 00:14:32.200 the couch to sit and chat with his mom. Oh boy. 309 00:14:32.360 --> 00:14:37.480 Then I requested a ride back home. Oh bad, first date, 310 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:39.559 living a shit out back. 311 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:43.519 So chose a squirrel. Remember when I was talking about at. 312 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:45.639 Least have a conversation with your mom. Yeah, he could 313 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:47.039 you go hang out in the shed tonight, and I'm 314 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:47.799 bringing a girl back. 315 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:50.279 At least mom was there, and that stuffed in a 316 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:51.519 rocking chair upstairs. 317 00:14:51.639 --> 00:14:51.879 Yeah. 318 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:58.360 If the bombs like run, yes, right, you have a chance. 319 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:02.600 Cherse squirrel. I was talking about cops rock the guy 320 00:15:02.639 --> 00:15:05.440 that said he was walking down to the meltbox. Yes, 321 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:08.600 I didn't use his name, but he said, hey, you 322 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:12.600 can use our names. We are Dean and Booper, Dean 323 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:15.039 and Booper, Dan and Booper. 324 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:19.200 We listen, it's not Dean, Dean and Booper. 325 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:22.679 Yeah, see Dean and Booper. And then earlier this morning 326 00:15:22.720 --> 00:15:23.919 we had Mami and Hutch. 327 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:28.320 How do you get the nickname Booper? Dean Booper, Mami 328 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:29.919 and Hutch. That's that's good. 329 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:31.480 No, you know what we need to do is get 330 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:34.279 a site. We need to get a wrestling match between 331 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:38.240 Dean and Booper and Mami and Hutch. Joe, I don't 332 00:15:38.279 --> 00:15:39.600 know what's it mean. 333 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:43.480 Attraction is Booper and Hutch, Booper and Hutch, Booper and Hutch, 334 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:46.639 and the prize could be a gift card from lots 335 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:49.720 of pasta, lots of pasta, Louis of old down com 336 00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:52.279 our next trip, we'll get you some rattlesnake cheese, Dwight 337 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:55.919 spicy cheddar mixed with have a narrow. I try not 338 00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:59.679 to use the pods anymore for coffee because I'm convinced 339 00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:01.799 now that that plastic heat it up, it's probably gonna 340 00:16:01.799 --> 00:16:03.960 give us cancer. And trying to clean those machines all 341 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:05.200 the time. 342 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:08.000 We're getting the we're getting the real coffee beans, and 343 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:10.559 we get them whole bean, we grind them up. There's 344 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:13.919 nothing like grinding up your own whole bean coffee. From 345 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:17.840 lots of pasta. We usually get the Italian uh, the 346 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:18.960 Italian coffee. 347 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:22.320 There's a Saint Matthew's blend. There's some foreign coffee there. 348 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:24.879 Stuffing cans if you don't want the whole beans. 349 00:16:24.639 --> 00:16:29.120 Too fresh ground ground beans and then make a cup 350 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:30.519 of coffee or a pot of coffee. 351 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:31.960 That way is the best way to go. And if 352 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:33.840 you want to try it before you buy it, you 353 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:36.639 can go right there to the coffee shop. I suggest 354 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:40.080 grabbing a tuna salad sandwich or chicken salad sandwich and 355 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:42.080 sitting in the coffee shop either we even have a 356 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:42.600 cold beer. 357 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:45.039 Yeah, either way, you cannot go wrong with that. So 358 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:48.000 lots of pasta go buy for lunch today. You get 359 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:51.600 about forty five minutes here for lunchtime. You can go 360 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.000 ahead and go to Lots of Pasta Louisville dot com 361 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:56.279 and at the ribbon on top click to order a 362 00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:58.639 sandwich and pick it up and it'll be ready in 363 00:16:58.639 --> 00:16:59.440 about ten or fifteen. 364 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:02.159 Get stuff to make homemade pizzas this weekend, and they 365 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:03.759 have a great craft beer selection. 366 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:04.200 Yep. 367 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:08.000 Lots of posta thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road in the 368 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.599 heart of Saint Matthew's back after this news radio eight 369 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:16.240 forty whas Oh that's his walk up music, Greg Golliad 370 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:18.799 from the Louisville Bats. That means something's going on in 371 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:21.799 town and you're you're gonna love what's gonna happen tomorrow night. 372 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:24.200 You're love what's going on tonight. So we're gonna get 373 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:26.720 to that. But first, I think we've got some celebrity 374 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:34.559 birthdays and Greg Galliett aka l Presidente is gonna participate. Yeah, right, all. 375 00:17:34.519 --> 00:17:37.319 Right, we have a whole bunch of them today. Some 376 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:40.200 of these people. I didn't know. We're still alive. Happy birthday, 377 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:45.720 William Devane from Knots Landing and other stuff. Oh, Williams. 378 00:17:46.519 --> 00:17:50.640 I'm trying to think of Knots Landings. Probably seventy six. 379 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:54.400 Billy Devane is eighty five, eighty five. 380 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:56.920 I like the spin off from that show. It's about 381 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:58.480 All Tell the Made Balloons. 382 00:17:58.519 --> 00:18:01.880 He's the cousin of William Oh, is it really? 383 00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:03.400 Oh? Okay, I don't know. 384 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:06.400 Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton. 385 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:10.759 Oh, Michael Keaton, baby, Michael Keaton. Oh, beeterle Juice came 386 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:11.759 out yesterday, right. 387 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:12.960 No, it's coming out tomorrow. 388 00:18:13.240 --> 00:18:14.200 Oh tomorrow, Okay, I. 389 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:16.319 Wait, today's Thursday. Yeah, it comes out tomorrow. 390 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.039 Michael Keaton's gonna be sixty eight. 391 00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:21.880 No, No, sixty nine. No, I'll go to say sixty eight, 392 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:26.279 sixty seven, We'll go sixty seven. Michael Keaton. Seventy three. Wow, 393 00:18:27.680 --> 00:18:31.279 looks great for seventy three? Does the Forgotten James Bond 394 00:18:31.359 --> 00:18:35.599 from The Really Boring Her Majesty's Secret Service. George Lazenbye 395 00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:39.400 is still alive. That's gotta be ninety one. It's eighty 396 00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:43.640 five from Charmed and Scream Rose McGowan. 397 00:18:44.359 --> 00:18:49.240 Oh, Rose McGowan, she's lost her mind. She was married 398 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:52.880 to Marilyn Marrige Manson. Yeah, I'm gonna say fifty five. 399 00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:54.200 She's fifty one. 400 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:56.680 Oh wow, she was a weirdo early. 401 00:18:56.799 --> 00:18:59.200