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the world. This is the band A bad kilto Core

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is the lies.

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Speaker 2: And kicking mun over here. Head Let you're asking signs.

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Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around

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the world. This is the bad kilto Core is a lies.

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Speaker 2: And kicking mun over here and head let you're asking sign.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Is that the whole intro?

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Speaker 2: That's it because we got sued by.

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Speaker 3: And we didn't get sued, but we we we had

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to stop using that jet song on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Guys to punch drunk sports where winners win. Okay, that's

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all you need to know. The winners are winning here. Okay,

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the winners are winning. You're looking at three winners here

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back for the first time four months. So let's start

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from the beginning. Who do you think is gonna win

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the Super Bowl?

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Speaker 2: I got my money on the Eagles, but I don't

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know if they're gonna make it.

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Speaker 4: I think you're wrong, dude. Okay, let's put a lot

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of money on it. Okay, okay, ton of cash.

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Speaker 2: And what do you guys think about this Buscher Douglas

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Mike Tyson fight coming up?

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Speaker 1: I dude, you know Tyson is gonna walk through.

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Speaker 2: It's the easiest money in the bank. Baby.

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Speaker 1: He's Johnny JJ Woodard. You know him in this level

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and this is the team and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Sweet, sweet, sweet Sammy tea. We're back at it, guys,

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We're back at it. The comments are on fire.

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Speaker 2: Are you this?

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Speaker 1: So many comments?

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Speaker 2: Oh do we have? Think? I'm live right now? Ye?

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Speaker 1: We're so live. People are like, why why are you

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so live? No, dude, we're on YouTube, so you gotta

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watch your mouth t bow.

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Speaker 3: By the way, the guy telling you that, Jason, the

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guy telling you that said the N word on our

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Broken Sin broadcast.

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Speaker 2: You want me to say, now, get in the comments,

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gotta cut pants on.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry to be back at punshrunk. I'm dropping all

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of this sports knowledge for free.

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Speaker 2: I mean, actually, technically where the three of us are

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losing money right now? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Sammy, Yeah, buddy.

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Speaker 2: We haven't done the pod in a while.

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Speaker 5: And let me say, last time we talked off camera,

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Johnny made a wacky prediction and he was right. Johnny said,

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I just have a special feeling, Malcolm Jamal Warner is

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gonna drown in the next year.

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Speaker 1: I remember that dude, it's so crazy. Dude. Everyone's like,

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they killed Ozzie.

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Speaker 4: They killed like Ozzy was a seventy six year old

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drug addict, was seventy one seventy one year old wrestler,

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which is a thousand years in wrestling, and Malcolm Jamal

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Warner was a black guy swimming. It totally makes sense,

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you know what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, every one of them was just like, got me,

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Speaker 5: There were three very cliche deaths if I'm said, you

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Speaker 2: Like a total idiot who's like brain dad, just like, hey,

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look at that handyman like in an electric you know box.

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Speaker 4: You know how I said that once. I've said that

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Thalace in times. It's almost like you've heard my new act.

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Speaker 2: Then I get it. I get it.

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Speaker 1: I get it. Hey, hey guys, we got action everywhere here.

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We got a lot of action. A lot of people

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are talking about action here. Hey, hey, Jason Teba, where

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are you going to be um?

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Speaker 2: Well, Sammy, I'm glad you asked well, that's why I asked, Well, basically,

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on the frequency of this show.

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Speaker 5: August three, twenty ninety six, I am going to be

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at the International Space Station.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, congrats on the big gig who books that.

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Speaker 5: Well, he hasn't been born yet, sham okay, perfect, he

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hasn't been born yet. But I'll be at the Four

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Winds Casino like September twenty third ish with Duncan Trussell.

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Speaker 2: Guys, you guys know him. He seems like a pretty

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funny guy. I've heard of that guy, Four Winds Casino, South.

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Speaker 1: Bend and uh, hey, Jason, can you do me a favor?

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Can you be more out of this shop? Police? Is

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it possible to do?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. I know you don't want to

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Speaker 2: I know you're there. I'm over house, sitting front of

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Speaker 1: Okay, can you just get in the middle of it.

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We're professional podcasting team, well.

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Speaker 5: Because I don't have my normal setup and so I'm

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Speaker 2: So it's very good.

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Speaker 4: How's that Oh, wacky Jackie's here. She's always throwing sex

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Speaker 2: Just so you guys know, I have another plog. Guys,

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for the rest of this podcast, I'll be in the

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middle of my screen.

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Speaker 4: Okay, center dates for that and if you want to

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see the one only Sam Tripley, and I know you do.

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Damn is going to be at the Comedy Sober Comedy

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Cast August twelfth, August seventeen, I'm at Huntington Beach that

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I'm in Kansas City August twenty eighth through the thirtieth, Chicago, Illinois.

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Speaker 1: Wonder who's going to be with me? Who knows? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: We'll get to that later.

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Speaker 1: September twelfth and thirteenth.

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Speaker 4: Then I'm going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma on October tenth,

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Oklahoma City on the eleventh. And that's right, Your daddy

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is is headlining the Big Room at the Comedy Mothership

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October seventeenth through the nineteenth where when and then skank

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Speaker 1: And then I think I'm wrapping it up after that.

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I think I'm gonna take a little break and breathe. Sam.

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Speaker 2: When you're in Oklahoma City, I hope you won't be bombing.

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Speaker 1: Johnny. You gotta get those sound effects going.

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Speaker 5: That's that's the only reason in the middle of my screen.

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good bombing joke.

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Speaker 3: We never even did sound effects.

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Speaker 1: Hey, so yeah, we did. Actually we didn't before you

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came on. Renee did sound effects all the time, so

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I was produce punch ma. It was. It was that

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was Aaron didn't We always had We always had something

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Aaron found back. I had sound effects, had sound.

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Speaker 3: Baron never did sound effects.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did. It was just mostly him farting and he.

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Speaker 1: Was traumatized by seeing balls.

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Speaker 2: He had one sound effect. It was just him crying.

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But a divorce.

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Speaker 1: But uh Sam.

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Speaker 3: Also, you know you mentioned date have a date in

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September that we were talking about going to that fight.

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Speaker 1: What the Yeah, I gotta go make money, dude.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad we did.

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Speaker 1: We almost bought tickets, like we almost did. We almost

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ahead and told you know what almost happened. I don't

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know it didn't have What.

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Speaker 3: Scares me because you owe me many hundreds of dollars

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for Oasis tickets and I'm afraid you're gonna fly out

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that weekend.

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Speaker 1: I went, why would I do that? Johnny?

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Speaker 3: I mean we man.

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Speaker 2: Hang on? Oh tell me no, We'll continued dates at

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the gates because that will lead us into.

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Speaker 4: The Everyone's saying RP, Aaron. Right now, everyone's saying our

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I p I miss Aaron.

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Speaker 1: We miss Aaron to how's he doing?

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Speaker 6: He's good.

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Speaker 1: Did he ask you to help him get rid of

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his wife?

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Speaker 4: Because that's everything time I talk to him, that's all

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he talks about, you get rid of this problem.

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Speaker 5: He sent me a text the other day it's like,

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would you mind carrying my ask it? And then he

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died like three days later. Aaron's dead to everybody watching

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live right now, Aaron.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna miss We're going to mission. We're

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going on miss so no, yeah, we'll probably get copyright

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strike done that because I.

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Speaker 5: All of November, I'll be in Los Angeles, probably a

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comedy Chaos in November in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: But let's get to this.

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Speaker 5: September twelfth, September thirteenth. September thirteenth is the what we're

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talking about now is the uh Crawford Canelo fight?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, that was fight in ten years Sam. You

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thought you were gonna go to that fight and you

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didn't even know that You and I will be doing

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the comedy Bar in Chicago, Illinois.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, September thirteenth, four shows. Johnny Big Announcement is going.

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Speaker 1: To be there, dude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was what we didn't tell you, guys. Johnny's

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gonna pop in on his own dime, would not make

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any money. Come hang out, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that, Johnny. Do your do

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your wacky wacky characters, Johnny, play some of your new

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characters that you've been developing since the last time we podcast. Yeah, Johnny,

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do it, do it?

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Speaker 2: Do it?

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Speaker 1: Sassy black guy? Can we hear it?

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Speaker 3: I don't have a sassy black guy, Sam.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Johnny, you got

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you got a ton of characters. Stop, you can do

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a friend tibo. He's one of us. You don't have

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Speaker 2: No, no, you got all these new characters, he gives,

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texting me, all these new characters.

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Speaker 5: Like, Johnny, let's hear that character you were bragging about

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the other night via text, called a mouthy white girl

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gets what's coming to her?

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Speaker 7: Hear that character, Johnny, Your character who doesn't know how

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to listen? Do that character, Johnny, that's your fun.

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Speaker 5: He said what he goes, He goes this, This new

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character of mine is really just a visual. It's called

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thirsty slut.

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Speaker 2: Let's see.

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Speaker 3: I can't do that one clean. We can't do that

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Speaker 2: That is just a visual.

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Speaker 3: I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Johnny's this We're gonna announce your only fans, you know what?

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Speaker 3: You know, it's really frustrating. There's this relatively hot chick,

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I know, and she told everybody she was doing only fans,

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and it turned out it was for her art.

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Speaker 4: Like bitch, oh yeah, that's how these chicks are did

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They're like being a whore for art.

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Speaker 1: That's what they do all the time.

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Speaker 2: But you know, you could easily say, pictures of your

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butthole is art? What kind of art is she doing?

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Speaker 1: No, it's like legit are It's just like more like

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bart Am I right? Dude? Am I right?

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Speaker 2: You would make absolutely it's right there.

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Speaker 1: This is boy, this is rough the best thing we've

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comments section, like this podcast peak right now, we're podcast peaking.

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Speaker 5: Who were you most surprised about their death? Ozzy Osbourne,

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Hulk Hogan, Ryan Sandberg?

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Speaker 1: Well, Ryan Samberg because I didn't even know he's still live.

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Speaker 2: I mean he's like our age. He had like cancer.

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Speaker 1: No, dude, he's older than us.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's not crazy old though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like sixty or seventy.

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Speaker 2: He's younger in Hulk Hogan.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're like that you aged like

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your seventy sixty five.

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Speaker 3: Well he's not that old.

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guys are basically answering the question from me, Ryan Samber.

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Speaker 3: No, but I mean he's like, what, that's fifteen years

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sort of the life expectancy of a male in this country.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he said, Ryan Samberg, like, what are we

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talking about here? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Sam, the real answer was zero. I'm sorry all those

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people died. They were Americans, You fucking prick.

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Speaker 2: Sam.

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Speaker 1: So going back to the guys, say to my brother

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real quick, Jay's it's the.

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Speaker 2: Team bowl Jackson. What's up? Jack?

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Speaker 1: The white boat got go lower?

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Speaker 2: Jay?

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Speaker 4: We can't see your face. There were the white bo

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Jackson's right here, number one high.

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Speaker 1: School bowler in New York State, up state, Upstate New

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York legend. By the way, team bigger dick than me.

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Do you know that? This guy's because me, you and

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Jason rat Ratford, Uh, we compare dicks and yours was

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the biggest hawk your naked.

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Speaker 2: Both your daughters have bigger dicks than you.

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Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, Hunghorn. I thought t BO had

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all the dicks. T Bow, T Bow, Yeah, t Bow

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had that special kind of thing. That is hello, better

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looking version of Sam. Yeah, I'm telling you, he's a

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better looking He's got all the good jeans. This guy's

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the winner. You're right a podcast, Yeah, you're on a

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podcast right now.

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Speaker 2: And now we just saw old Jason.

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Speaker 1: Anybody, No, I just wrecked it. My brother just got

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in a car accident. We did damn what happened my brother?

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Speaker 4: You know, there's a section by my house where it's

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just like like all these mini lights and tiny blocks

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and they never coordinate with each others. And then Jason's

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over there like just planning how he's going to dominate

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the val a industry.

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Speaker 1: And he just went right through the light.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I know, I know those you're talking about,

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to where there's like you can't even see him like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you see a light down the way

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You're like, oh it's green.

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Speaker 3: Right, I almost did that several times.

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Speaker 4: I tell you, coming under this underpass and you can't

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see that light from the left lane until you get

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under the underpass, which is like negative distance.

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Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about, dude, Thank you, Jason,

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get off my show.

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Speaker 5: A thousand bucks is this podcast is in a courtroom

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where he's given his fucking dissertation A byt What just happened.

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Speaker 1: Damn to me?

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Speaker 2: Like triple if he would have said, like, oh, was

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making a fire while I was driving. Bro.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you know what, dude, this show was one of

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the original sports comedy podcasts. And then you know, Dave

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Pointnoy goes in just Jackson and he does barstool sports.

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Speaker 1: Do you see what he was dressed like on the

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internet now, Dildo Corn? Do you see dresses? Dildo Corn?

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Are you talking about when he got the little like

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black cube on his head?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What's it called filling or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Bildoe Corn's alive and jewish, dude.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like all we need to do is be

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like yelling at each other more and taking bites of pizzas.

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Speaker 1: Dude, we didn't know how good we had it back then.

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People didn't understand the magic of that yelling fest it

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podcast goal.

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Speaker 2: You never did, Hey, So let's get in some sports

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Sammy really want with this Raiders news.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to talk to you about this. You're thirty

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seven million dollars. Here's a great conspiracy defensive tackle.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what happened.

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Speaker 2: Who just walks by a guy gives them a kiss

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on his head.

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Speaker 1: I think that's it? Is that what you think?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah and bye and bye zoomack. We gotta get him

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on here and we have to do like we'll put

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it in the corner too.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I think, Sam, You tell me what you think.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what happened. And if you know,

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if you want to hear it, let me tell you.

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Speaker 5: Tell me how close I am then, because here's here,

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this dude who's thirty seven million bucks on the hook,

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who's playing like a three million dollar guy walks by

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a rookie as a groove, kisses him on his forehead.

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Speaker 2: No different than are you we do to somebody or something.

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Speaker 5: That guy goes to HR and now they go, wait

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a minute, we have legal recourse to get out of

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this fucking contract. All of a sudden, All of a sudden,

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the NFL doesn't want any hubbub. We didn't want to

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pay this guy this much money. We can save all

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this money by letting them go because he made an

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HR thing. So they're protecting the shit out of the

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guy who still haven't heard who it was.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Here's what it is. This

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guy Will Kurtson was the Dwight Howard of of the NFL.

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Speaker 4: He's just staring at dude's dogs, probably getting really uncomfortable. Then,

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on top of that, wasn't rehabbing properly and he's just

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staring at dogs. Dude, I mean, Dwight Howard literally ran

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him out, ran himself out by staring at dongs and

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touching dogs.

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Speaker 2: I'd be staring at him so much.

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Speaker 1: I know, dude, you're thirsty. Somebody brought up about dude

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there are some old school punch trunk fans here, Dode.

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We have not heard from the training corresponded in years hunting.

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Speaker 2: You know where he is, Philip Living he's a power

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forward in the w n b A nowt he's playing

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for the day Zampons.

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Speaker 1: So we got this, uh with the NFL is here.

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August is great. We already got some preseason games and

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everybody's thinking the Raiders are only gonna win six games.

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I feel good, dude, But this is every Raiders season.

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I'm like, this is the year we do some damage

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and then the then it to two weeks in the

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wheels come off. But for some reason I have a

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lot because here's the first time with the Raiders. The

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Raiders are for the first time ever is coming in

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with a great coach.

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Speaker 4: And after a garbage season. Every other time Mark Davis

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will have a good season. We either make the playoffs

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or not. He gets rid of the coach and brings

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in a name coach and it just goes off the rails.

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They just get rid of the whole team that made

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the playoffs. This is the first time we're going in

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where the coach can actually put together something from nothing.

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Speaker 5: I'm in he's also gosh, I mean, is we were

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talking about old coach? He be eighty something? Hold is

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how old is he?

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Speaker 1: Seventy something? Dude?

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Speaker 4: If that guy's eighty, that's the most athletic eighty year

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old I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: He's in good shape for a guy his age, but

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he's not something fucking new. Let's reimprove ourselves the race.

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Speaker 1: Okay, eighty year old Pete Carroll or alcoholic Jason teb

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in a foot race. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: How drunk am I? How drunk are he?

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Speaker 1: You can call it, you can call it all right.

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Speaker 2: I only get nine beers? He give only he gets none?

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Speaker 1: None?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably you know what one hundred yard dash second?

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I'm under ten seconds?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, you think you will run one hundred yard

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dash in ten seconds?

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Speaker 2: Oh under with nine beers? Because then I get this

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thing that clicks in me that the cops are behind

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me after eight beers.

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Speaker 5: I get.

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Speaker 2: It's like fucking lickety split. Bro gets.

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Speaker 1: You're out of crimes free, aud A, crimes free.

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Speaker 5: If I'm completely sober, I could run a hundred yard

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dash by about maybe just under an.

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Speaker 2: Hour, Tea.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's asking you if you ever got action with Sarah

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before she got married to a wonderful human?

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Speaker 2: Which one Sarah? Yeah, I mean to find action. She

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fisted me, but that was it, and I think, okay,

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so that doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't That was.

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Speaker 2: Mostly out of anger. Sam. I have a very controversial comedy.

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Speaker 1: Johnny played the controversy, found the controversy song Your coversity

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not conversity. I did go for it.

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Speaker 2: This is a contra versy from Comedy Chaos. All right,

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you know that guy? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we do kind of show.

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Speaker 2: Johnny got him sued? What yep, m.

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Speaker 1: John what did you do?

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Speaker 3: It's not I mean in the butter in the butterfly

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effect sense, yes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what.

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Speaker 1: Really? I got him sued?

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Speaker 2: What did I do?

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Speaker 1: He just the other day?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean just listen, it's not it's not.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, You're dangerous. Play the dangerous sound of that danger music.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dangerous, all ship.

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Speaker 1: Watch who gets you suited? All right, perfect.

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Speaker 2: Eggs, get yourself.

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Speaker 5: So anyways, he comes on your podcast, he does Comedy Chaos.

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At Comedy Chaos, he meets Lisa Sunstat, who runs that

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Pretty Funny Women. Oh no, she gets into a contract

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with him where I get She gets fifty percent of

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his tour and she gets to co produce his special

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and her news special.

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Speaker 2: And then he breaches the contract.

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Speaker 5: Oh my, she served him with papers at his last

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show for one hundred thousand dollars in damages.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And who you blame on that? Not TLC, not All

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Things Comedy, Johnny Woodard.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, why did you tell them the side? Why did

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he talk to me? I'd be like don't sign that.

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That's so stupid.

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Speaker 2: Johnny play that, don't sign that music.

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Speaker 1: Don't play that, Johnny, johnn't sign that music.

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Speaker 2: Sign that shit, don't sign it, don't sign it.

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were joking, Jason when you told me that.

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Speaker 2: Because I heard about the article, and then when I

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heard about the he got served in.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you do that, I would say. I mean, like,

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I've done shows with her. She's a nice person, but

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you would never sign fifty.

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Speaker 3: He was doing a lot of shows with her though,

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if you noticed his like on Instagram, I follow him

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very closely. Uh, he was doing a lot of shows

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with her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just I'm sad.

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Speaker 3: I mean the way they market that show too is

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like and her funny women. Have you noticed that? That's

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how they build that show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'll say this, Why can't it just be funny people?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm with you. Why can't be funny people?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny play the funny people music?

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Speaker 3: Do we have any hold on I'm not sure we have.

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Speaker 1: This is that all you have is that song? You know,

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have anything else?

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Speaker 2: I'm fine with it. We're trying to do a joke, Sam,

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are we Johnny, because we're here's.

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Speaker 1: The fight Nanny. I saw Jeff the other day briefly.

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Speaker 3: My girl thought her name was the fat Nanny, like for.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I can't believe you called her

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the fat nanny, Johnny.

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Speaker 3: I mean she never saw her.

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Speaker 1: Nanny.

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Speaker 2: Johnny, play that fat Nanny song.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the sound of Jason's future right here.

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Speaker 2: That in the history of the world. Honey, Johnny, play

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that fat Nanny song.

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Speaker 1: What is that the dinner bell?

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Speaker 3: No, it's a closing bell for cash. It's all I got.

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Speaker 1: You remember where we stuck our dogs?

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Speaker 2: And look who's there.

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Speaker 1: It's the mud show themselves, the only guy man. Welcome

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Chad zooms. I'm better with sound effects than Johnny.

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Speaker 3: Buddy, I don't do sound effects.

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Speaker 1: That's not a sound Johnny, Chad zoomox in. What do

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you you got?

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Speaker 6: I got it all, I got it all, got it?

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Speaker 4: Johnny, Will you put up a clock real quick and

470
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that will be the countdown till Chad burns another bridge

471
00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:32,920
for us by the end of this show, real quick,

472
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and you put up.

473
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Speaker 1: A clock somewhere. Come on, burn the bridge.

474
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Speaker 6: Watch the live views go up. That now that I'm

475
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on I am boxing dude.

476
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Speaker 1: You they love you in the comments.

477
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Speaker 6: I'm box office. Watch the live views they're going this.

478
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:56,079
Speaker 5: This video right now looks like the Brady bunch of

479
00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:57,720
like prison butt plugs.

480
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. It sounded good,

481
00:25:01,079 --> 00:25:05,200
It sounded you like, really combined. So Chad, let's get

482
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:11,839
into some hot sports talk talk, you know. Yeah, so, uh, dude,

483
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,680
what is going.

484
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 8: Just put it right there, Johnny, Just put it right

485
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the Chad will be our mystery. Guess mystery ga.

486
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Speaker 6: Am I in the penalty box?

487
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad penalox.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what we'll do. Yeah, we'll do that.

489
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Speaker 2: Chad.

490
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Speaker 1: We miss you in the penalty box.

491
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Speaker 4: You remember you're so angry at that and you were

492
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:41,759
like if I come back, there's no penalty box.

493
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Speaker 1: We're like, you'll come back.

494
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Speaker 3: I was trying to do a countdown there, but it

495
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just takes some of the whole screen.

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Speaker 6: Johnny, Why is North Carolina the shittiest state ever?

497
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Speaker 1: Oh? Whoa shots fired? I told you, Chad, he's a disruptor.

498
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,079
Speaker 2: Johnny, give us our shittiest state song that you have

499
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:03,559
loaded that?

500
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: Where'd you come up with that?

501
00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 2: That's what ship.

502
00:26:10,599 --> 00:26:11,519
Speaker 6: How'd you get that song?

503
00:26:19,799 --> 00:26:23,319
Speaker 3: Literally the song that came with the boards?

504
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: Why so, Chad, let's get into it, Chakoor Sanders? Does

505
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,440
he make the team? Or that guy do that and

506
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he be Sanders? Do any Sanders make this team? Or

507
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:36,759
do they get rid of gabriel I Glacias? Do you know?

508
00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 9: I'm I'm neighbors with the one Sanders kid the down here.

509
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:44,160
He lives like Shiloh. I saw I see him all

510
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,720
the time. He's all he's always about. Is he just

511
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,559
like what the women at That's why he keeps you know,

512
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,039
he's looking for white bitches at all times.

513
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Speaker 1: I think he'll make the team. Dude, there's nothing about

514
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,519
fat ass white chicks in Cleveland. He must be so happy.

515
00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:02,160
I'm Tampa. I'm in Tampa. Oh, he's in Tampa. Okay?

516
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,920
Did he Oh he got drafted by the Bucks?

517
00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 2: No?

518
00:27:04,279 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: No, the other one drafted by the Bucks.

519
00:27:07,319 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 9: There's Shiloh and there's uh chadure is the quarterback in

520
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,599
Cleveland and that we have five quarterbacks right now.

521
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Speaker 6: It's a fucking mess. It's a night.

522
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,319
Speaker 9: You got the one that likes handies. Yeah, well, Deshaun's done.

523
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,400
It's a it's a wrap.

524
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Speaker 3: You got Jo the owner of the other Day, saying

525
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that he didn't want to take shadure.

526
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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, your owner is literally the worst owner in sports.

527
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,079
I I'm not I will never argue that he's the

528
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one who wanted Johnny Manziel.

529
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Speaker 1: He's the Donald Sterling of the NFL.

530
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Speaker 9: He wanted Johnny Manzel That's why we got set back everything,

531
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and he also wanted this guy. But he also wants

532
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to set himself back because he realizes he gets the

533
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,359
backlash from that.

534
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Speaker 6: I'm rooting for him. I want him to do well.

535
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,759
He's doing everything the best he can.

536
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Speaker 1: We'll see. I don't know.

537
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 6: I don't know how it's go.

538
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: What's the word in Cleveland? What is people? Are they

539
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,240
saying he's doing well because yes, YouTube's got killed it

540
00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:03,599
And the next one is like, he's gonna get caught.

541
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,480
But is it? Give us the scoop? Dude, that's why

542
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:06,960
you're here.

543
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Speaker 6: He's no, he's carrying himself well and he's doing everything

544
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,440
you need to do right.

545
00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: He knows he.

546
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 9: Dropped with the fifth round. Yeah, the fifth round, yeah,

547
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,279
so he knows he has to do everything right. He says,

548
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I don't want my dad at my practices.

549
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Speaker 3: Why I already didn't want his dad at a practice

550
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,720
because he wasn't getting starting reps was why.

551
00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: I already did want his dad at the practice, because

552
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,720
he's afraid his dad was going to intercept his ball

553
00:28:32,759 --> 00:28:38,640
and running back and then there we go. That's me,

554
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:43,279
by the way, dude, let's have a sound of battle

555
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:43,920
right now.

556
00:28:43,839 --> 00:28:46,279
Speaker 6: I want to dude Johnny as a producer.

557
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 3: I'm trying to create a penalty box thing to go

558
00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:50,880
over top of Zumak Right now.

559
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,319
Speaker 9: Can I just say I love Johnny Woodard. He's the best.

560
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,839
I've always loved Johnny.

561
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: Now, you're kids in Zumac have the biggest sage.

562
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,799
Speaker 2: I say it every the sound effect off for the fans.

563
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a sound effect off.

564
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,519
Speaker 3: What I mean? You know what I happened.

565
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:11,079
Speaker 6: Let's go Shody, Let's go oh wow.

566
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: You can tell chat.

567
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,839
Speaker 2: Johnny. What do you have though?

568
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have a mega whoa?

569
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 6: You want to go megaphone for megaphone?

570
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:22,279
Speaker 2: Bitch?

571
00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: Damn whoa? Oh man, it's odd. It's odd. Whoa robot

572
00:29:35,119 --> 00:29:45,039
deep throating voice? He sensor somehow.

573
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:46,759
Speaker 2: This is a tiny.

574
00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: I can whoa?

575
00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: That's whoa?

576
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: Whoa?

577
00:29:56,119 --> 00:29:57,559
Speaker 2: Why don't you guys fuck right now?

578
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that. I mean with you.

579
00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:06,359
Speaker 3: I got a roadtest to bitch who.

580
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: Control? You know control? They be competing Tibo? Where are

581
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:16,799
you at?

582
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 6: Are you in Indiana or something?

583
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: Where are you at? Where are you at? T baw

584
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:23,039
on this cuber effect off? Where are you at?

585
00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:23,759
Speaker 2: Well?

586
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,119
Speaker 5: So far, I like when they were about to fuck,

587
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:31,000
and I'd like to see that continued. Uh yeah, I'm like,

588
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,000
uh over more towards like Michigan City, La Port area.

589
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,559
I'm like an hour outside Chicago right now.

590
00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 6: So let me ask you something, t Bow. Are you

591
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,880
fallowing to Indiana fever?

592
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,559
Speaker 2: No? Not really questions.

593
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Speaker 4: Well, you know, Tibo has very tight, tight tight connections

594
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,799
to the Indiana lesbian scene.

595
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: So he's probably in a couple of w NBA fantasy leagues.

596
00:30:56,119 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 5: No, I'm actually commissioner of the league. I'm talking about

597
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,680
fantasy league.

598
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 6: Take on, Caitlin Clark, talk to me, talk to us.

599
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,359
Speaker 5: She's a white girl that can shoot threes, that couldn't

600
00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:18,079
probably couldn't probably play high school men's basketball.

601
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: No, she's played the guy. She likes them up too,

602
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,920
because she can just shoot threes all day.

603
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: Apparently, she's a good golfer.

604
00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:29,599
Speaker 3: Did you know that the k when the w NBA started,

605
00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:31,640
they didn't have a three point line. Isn't that strange?

606
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? They You know what, they should have had a

607
00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:36,039
kitchen so they could cook.

608
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, you're cooking.

609
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm on fire, bro. I haven't done a

610
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,200
punch truck in a while. I've been saving these bullets. Check.

611
00:31:46,319 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 4: We talk about the green dildo false flag event that's

612
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:51,559
been happening at the w n B.

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Speaker 1: A it's a false flag event. People were talking about it.

614
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Speaker 6: I love that trend. I want everyone to throw dildos

615
00:31:59,160 --> 00:31:59,519
on the court.

616
00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: It's the they act like they're angry.

617
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Speaker 4: Dude, that's like throwing an eight ball at me and

618
00:32:03,519 --> 00:32:06,400
a and and mood dog at Chad and Tebow.

619
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Speaker 1: I mean, dude, don't throw us what we love. Don't

620
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,839
throw us what we love about.

621
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: The Buffalo Bill started that, though. The Bills started that

622
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,720
with the dis Yeah, they started with dill Do's going

623
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:24,200
in the ends, and Buffalo Bill started it, and now

624
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:26,759
they just picked it up the whole w NBA seemed

625
00:32:26,759 --> 00:32:28,200
to his pick don't why is it green? Though?

626
00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 4: The women in the comments section, all three of them

627
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,720
seem to have zero problems with green dildos.

628
00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: They're like, give us more.

629
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:40,759
Speaker 2: You know what. I hated it. No, I'm starting to

630
00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:44,119
kind of like it. I'm pretty sure all three of

631
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,480
those comments were from the training correspondence.

632
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: I could tell, dude, I could tell.

633
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,119
Speaker 6: But it's like the octopus with the hockey teams. You know,

634
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:01,400
it's it's fun. I like it w NBA because it's

635
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,680
all they all hate each other.

636
00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:06,519
Speaker 9: They're assholes, they're disruptive, they don't appreciate Caitlin.

637
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: It's great.

638
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,279
Speaker 6: It's drama. It's everything I want in sports.

639
00:33:11,319 --> 00:33:14,799
Speaker 1: You ever heard of uh that chick page Buckets. They

640
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:19,599
call her from Dallas. Yeah, she's on Dallas. She's doing Oh.

641
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:25,799
Speaker 2: Dude, what's been doing for ten minutes? Kelly?

642
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,319
Speaker 1: So you know what they've done in the w n

643
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:31,440
B A they took all the hot chicks and put

644
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,039
them on the fever because they knew everybody's watching.

645
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:36,839
Speaker 4: And now they se Fia Cunningham's hot. Yeah, they can't

646
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,119
win a game because they got all the hot chicks.

647
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,640
Any angry lesbians are.

648
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: Just laying them out. You know, show me her, Sofia

649
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,920
Cunny google her right now, she's gorgeous. She's so hot, Johnny,

650
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,039
will you look her up real quick?

651
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 6: I jerked after yesterday?

652
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,599
Speaker 1: All right, for the record, really knuckles up, her knuckles down,

653
00:33:57,279 --> 00:34:03,680
its chad, knuckles up or knuckles down. She's hot. You're

654
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,160
out of your minds all right?

655
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,039
Speaker 3: She's your mom.

656
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,519
Speaker 1: Your mom would have left your other mom for her.

657
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 3: She's not as hot as that one chick though. What

658
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,760
the other blonde girl from the girl from the Sparks?

659
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:21,119
Speaker 2: I can't even see you. You can't see you can

660
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:24,559
see you, but you like a thousand small little poster stamps.

661
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 3: What are you watching on your phone?

662
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,079
Speaker 2: Yeah?

663
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was watching on his phone literally?

664
00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 2: No, oh yeah? Sure.

665
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: How about that one where it's showing the multi pictures

666
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,760
of her over multiple years, where there was one multiple pictures?

667
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 6: Is it is?

668
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: That's it? The many faces, the glow up, that's the

669
00:34:48,079 --> 00:34:48,559
glow up.

670
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 4: She got a pretty of course they do once they

671
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:57,960
get in their stripper fan the hottest what's the chickwives?

672
00:34:58,159 --> 00:34:59,639
Speaker 3: What's the other blonde name? Sam?

673
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:02,599
Speaker 1: She's on the Sparks, that's all I know. I call

674
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:07,079
her Sparks. Okay, she's really hot.

675
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,639
Speaker 6: Girls.

676
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,599
Speaker 1: You guys don't know this. But the w NBA players

677
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:15,159
have a sponsored deal and they get free bleachings. That's

678
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:16,639
when they that's when they glow up.

679
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 3: They get this is the hottest chicken in the w

680
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,039
n B A bar none right here here, it is

681
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:23,480
right here.

682
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Speaker 4: Talk to me, Talk to me. Yeah, I mean she

683
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,559
doesn't have much of a body, but she has a

684
00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:30,119
great face.

685
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:30,639
Speaker 1: Yeah.

686
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: You don't like like super fit chicks though, that's your not.

687
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's the one in the dog park commercial

688
00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:39,920
of the new Balance. It looks like every dog part

689
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,360
uh poster.

690
00:35:42,119 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 2: She's six four by.

691
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Speaker 3: The way, No, you're crazy.

692
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 6: She's the girl six.

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00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: Come on, man, just be cool.

694
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,119
Speaker 2: The taller she is, the more likely to.

695
00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:57,079
Speaker 1: Do that one when she's spread eagle. Go back to

696
00:35:57,159 --> 00:36:01,880
the spread eagle one. Christ she spread eagle one. Now

697
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,840
you lost the picture.

698
00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:06,599
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry I think Sam was having a flashback.

699
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:11,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh, Sam, Sam, you don't know, Jason. Sam

700
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,719
has been off of pornography for like two weeks, so this.

701
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: Is over two weeks. You garbage? Really, Sammy, Thank you dude.

702
00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:23,480
It's a hard fight. I'm officially seventeen days off of pornographer.

703
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 2: What do you mean off of that? I came out

704
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,360
looking at it.

705
00:36:28,639 --> 00:36:30,119
Speaker 1: I do not watch penetration.

706
00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that you're not auditioning for it anymore. Yeah.

707
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,159
Speaker 4: I shut that long time ago when they're like, dude,

708
00:36:36,199 --> 00:36:38,239
your dick is not good enough to be on camera.

709
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,159
Speaker 9: Yeah, so shripley, what do you think about Chris Paul

710
00:36:43,199 --> 00:36:44,199
coming back to the Clippers.

711
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,559
Speaker 1: Don't let me get into this, dude, let me get

712
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:52,280
into this all right. I'm so sick of ESPN talking

713
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,440
Matt Smack about the Clippers. Okay, so they're like they

714
00:36:56,599 --> 00:37:00,400
go older, They're go older. Yeah, we have bench gus

715
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,480
that aren't gonna play a ton of minings to got older.

716
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:06,760
Bradley Beal is literally four months younger than the guy

717
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,840
we traded to Miami and then we got we got

718
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,679
that Collins kid and he's twenty seven. Dude. We are

719
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,760
eleven deep on this team.

720
00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 4: The only team that might be deeper than us or

721
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,480
two teams okay, see and and the and the the Rockets.

722
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:28,519
Speaker 1: That's it, dude. We are so deep this team. It's unbelievable.

723
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 4: And most of the guys on this team have already

724
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,599
made their money, so it's not really about making cash,

725
00:37:33,679 --> 00:37:34,920
it's about winning chips.

726
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,199
Speaker 1: I love this team. I think it's great. Everyone's crapping

727
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,159
on Bradley Beal. Dude, we got Bradley Beal who scored

728
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,239
seventeen points a game last year on a five million

729
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,519
dollar contract. Okay, he's gonna be the fourth or fifth

730
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:52,800
guy on this starting lineup. It's fine, dude, do a lot.

731
00:37:53,559 --> 00:37:56,400
Oh Garnets in the comments section. Garnets, here you go,

732
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,960
cause you remember.

733
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: Remember you're doing a live one, don't you know?

734
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 10: Now?

735
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, John Lovett's podcast theater.

736
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 2: Oh my, now I'm tardy to the party, and for

737
00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:09,800
that I apologize.

738
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,519
Speaker 6: Well, Tibo, where are you staying with the Clippers?

739
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: He's a bulls guy.

740
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm Clippers balls. I'm pretty even. But I

741
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,199
would say I agree with Sam. They're better than they

742
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,480
were last year. Who cares who we signed. We're trying

743
00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:27,360
to win next year. They're better than they were. But

744
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,039
he's on paper last year. Last year's problem was they

745
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,159
didn't have death. They didn't have a second team that

746
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,760
could come over and not only protectively, but maybe you

747
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,039
have to take one over. And I think on paper

748
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:42,679
we have that team. But like Sam said about the Raiders,

749
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,880
I mean every year I feel like I say the

750
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,119
same thing about the Clippers. Oh, we have these two

751
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,880
signings and the Clippers are always out of the draft.

752
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 2: Last time Clippers had like a draw.

753
00:38:53,119 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: We are positioning ourselves. Why and James Harden are gone.

754
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:04,639
We got draft picks and dude, we got a ton

755
00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:09,480
of cap space. Looking good, looking good. I mean I

756
00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:11,800
want to shout to all the drunk punchers there here.

757
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,639
We haven't done a while. They're showing up.

758
00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 3: Thousand people because.

759
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,559
Speaker 6: To me, I bring the heat.

760
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm the guy.

761
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 6: I'm the guy.

762
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:25,519
Speaker 1: I'm action law enforcement. Is that what you're talking about.

763
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:27,119
By heat, you mean law enforcement?

764
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 6: I'm Box office, Sam.

765
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: I know you are, I know you are.

766
00:39:33,679 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 6: I got your dog.

767
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it, dude. So I'm loving basketball. I

768
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,159
think it's great. I think it's gonna be a good year.

769
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,559
Football is looking good if.

770
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: Well. Dude. So I did this, ran on Instagram talking

771
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,320
about how like Andrew Freeman is the Nimrod of baseball.

772
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,280
And you know who nimrod is. He's the guy who

773
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,079
he's the great, He's the great hunter that wanted to

774
00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:04,159
fight God, right, And it is my opinion that Andrew

775
00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:11,079
Friedman is the Nimrod of baseball. He's constantly, constantly battling

776
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:14,199
the gods. Dude. He first of all, he does analytics,

777
00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:17,320
which is anti baseball. Baseball is about rhythm, rhythm, and

778
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,480
these nerd dorks, these autistic nerd dorks are like, Oh,

779
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,679
my calculator, my calculation says you should play third base

780
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,719
even though you've never played third base ever. Okay, chat

781
00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:38,480
chatter you chatter you that you don't even think the chat.

782
00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:41,519
Don't pull that. Don't pull that on our show. We

783
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:44,480
know what you. Okay, Sammy, I swear to the hot

784
00:40:44,639 --> 00:40:47,719
chicks are like the z stand and secretly chat on

785
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,159
other comps. Chat we know it. Dude, dude, put him

786
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:59,440
in wait a minute, don't do it. Come on during

787
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:03,360
the time and then he hasn't spendmo in there. He's

788
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,519
begging for money on our show. This show makes no money,

789
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,440
and you're taking some of our no money.

790
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 2: Chad, Chad, you're in the penalty box.

791
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,079
Speaker 5: But Chad, can I get a penalty box a sound

792
00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:15,039
effect from you instead of Johnny?

793
00:41:18,599 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't hear him.

794
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,119
Speaker 2: Perfect Johnny, good job.

795
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,119
Speaker 1: That was just a good job on that one. Okay,

796
00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:26,519
bring him out, he's gonna cry. Bring him out. That

797
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:27,800
was long. That was just a taste.

798
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,639
Speaker 6: Mack, where's Dave Anthony?

799
00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: Well?

800
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,159
Speaker 2: Pal again again?

801
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:38,039
Speaker 1: This guy, this guy. If you know Chad showing up,

802
00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:43,639
just know he's bringing gasoline with him. Okay, well, Chad's

803
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:46,079
always welcome. I'm not on the shows that make money though.

804
00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:47,400
Chad is not allowed on the show.

805
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: You could have on a podcast.

806
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,559
Speaker 1: Okay. If we're making money on the show, Chat's not allowed.

807
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,199
We we Chat's nowhere allowed near there. Okay, so so

808
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:04,000
so this guy, this guy, Andrew Friedman, does analytics, and

809
00:42:04,119 --> 00:42:05,800
this is why we win a ton of games during

810
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,159
the season, and then we just get blown out in

811
00:42:08,199 --> 00:42:10,239
the playoffs. You remember two years before we win the

812
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,199
World Series. You're like, shit, but you won the World Series. Yeah,

813
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,400
because they did less analytics because the pressure is on him.

814
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,000
Then they win a championship, and then this dude gets

815
00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:22,920
rid of guys from your World Series team. You always

816
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:25,280
run it back, You always give him a chance run

817
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,239
it back. He got rid of the winner of game

818
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,440
the pitching. The pitcher won game one, and the pitcher

819
00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:34,840
won Game five. He let him walk for this Korean twink, dude,

820
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,960
Kareem twink, and then what SuDS and he's dude, that's

821
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,320
why they're hiding him, because Freeman's freaking out because he

822
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,800
gave him a gazillion dollars.

823
00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 4: And then, dude, this guy cuts Austin Barnes. Austin Barnes shot,

824
00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:49,840
but he was the glue on the team. And ever

825
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,679
since they got rid of Austin Barnes, they've been jack

826
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,280
squat and dude, I took that rant. I put it

827
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,440
on the Dodgers subreddit and dude Xkans lost their minds

828
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:02,920
on me, lost their minds.

829
00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, dog, I'm glad Bobby Lee hit your car. Dog,

830
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:16,840
I'm good that this guy. Where's the super Chat money? Dude,

831
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,480
Chad's here.

832
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,119
Speaker 6: I'm here, I'm the money guy.

833
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad's and mine? Guy, how come were getting no

834
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:27,199
super Chat? Let 's go, let's dance. Chad talk to him?

835
00:43:27,199 --> 00:43:29,920
What are we thinking? What are we thinking about the calves?

836
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Are we liking that they haven't made any moves?

837
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:33,119
Speaker 2: Do we like it? No?

838
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:39,679
Speaker 6: We got out your boy from Chicago, Tibo, the ball guy.

839
00:43:40,599 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't.

840
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,159
Speaker 1: You don't care. I mean he's always hurt. Dude, his

841
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,960
dad after him with those with those speakers he got, he.

842
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 2: Got his wooden he got him a deal for some

843
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,639
wooden shoes.

844
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, his dad has no legs wearing wooden clogs in

845
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:56,400
the NBA.

846
00:43:57,159 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 2: That was a joke.

847
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,079
Speaker 1: Well, I I I gave you a punchline.

848
00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 9: By the way, I'm getting information from my fans. They

849
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:10,159
say the super chats are not turned on for Jason's channel.

850
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: Why are there no super chats? Johnny.

851
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,159
Speaker 9: Someone's trying to super chat right now and they say

852
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,679
they can't do it because it's not turned on.

853
00:44:17,119 --> 00:44:20,079
Speaker 4: Johnny hates money, Dude. I try to sign money on money.

854
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:21,320
I'm the money guy.

855
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 3: We talked about not doing it on this channel, but

856
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:25,280
I can turn them off.

857
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: You why would we, Supney dog? What do you think

858
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,840
I'm doing this for free? Dude?

859
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,679
Speaker 6: Time on you fucking.

860
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 3: I take that from Sam under protest. I don't take

861
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,480
it from you, sir.

862
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:47,679
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, Yeah, Oh you are dude. Chad is all right, Dude.

863
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,679
You pissed. You pissed Johnny off so much he short

864
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:56,039
circus wires. Dude. Holy shit, holy shit, Chad. I want

865
00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:58,119
to bring you back. Are you gonna be cool cause

866
00:44:58,119 --> 00:45:04,239
you put the gasoline away? You freaking pyro. You're freaking pyro,

867
00:45:04,519 --> 00:45:05,039
I said.

868
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 6: Friend of mine. I called Johnny a friend of mine.

869
00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: Thanks.

870
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,039
Speaker 4: People were really enjoying you being the penalty box. I'm like,

871
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:17,760
give him a chance for twenty minutes, give him a chance,

872
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,280
give him a chaff. Hey, did you guys see Superman?

873
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 2: No? I haven't seen it yet.

874
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: It's good, great, it's.

875
00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:26,039
Speaker 3: A good movie.

876
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,079
Speaker 6: He's terrible.

877
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 3: Who terrible?

878
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:32,639
Speaker 1: Did you hear that they don't have any You know,

879
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,159
Chad hates America. You know.

880
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,039
Speaker 9: I see Johnny woodards Uh. I follow Johnny on Twitter.

881
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,480
He does movie reviews, and he said it was amazing.

882
00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is great. It's good to Chad. You have

883
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,280
some weirdness with Johnny. I'm sensing some weirds.

884
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,039
Speaker 3: I keep every time I get a chance to talk

885
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,519
about him, I say how nice he was to me

886
00:45:51,599 --> 00:45:52,440
when I first moved out.

887
00:45:52,559 --> 00:45:55,199
Speaker 1: I do all. Johnny's like, let's get Chad on. I'm like,

888
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,880
I don't know, it's dangerous say that. Oh my god.

889
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,159
Speaker 2: I know.

890
00:45:58,599 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 6: I love Johnny.

891
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: I love him more than you.

892
00:46:00,639 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 3: You fucking asshole didn't even answer the phone.

893
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,199
Speaker 1: Chad is the first guest that's put his vemo up

894
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:10,159
on it on it It's always there. I put it

895
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,599
up there, just trying to get money drunk.

896
00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:17,599
Speaker 2: In his defense, we haven't done a show since before Venmo.

897
00:46:18,559 --> 00:46:20,440
When I first met Chad, I was like, Wow, what

898
00:46:20,559 --> 00:46:23,840
a nice guy. He keeps offering me these roles for movies.

899
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:26,320
But then I started reading the roles. One woman was

900
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,239
our two deep throat, the other one was three inch Ppo.

901
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 5: Screw Baka was another character, and I'm like, how many

902
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,480
Star Wars porns are you riding?

903
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:39,039
Speaker 2: That went to play Princess? Blow me?

904
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:42,599
Speaker 1: Dude?

905
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 6: TiO, hey, tibo, do you know this?

906
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,199
Speaker 9: I met you know, Rachel Wolfson, the commit Her boyfriend

907
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,360
looks like you, young Matt.

908
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I met her boyfriend. I go, that's you

909
00:46:55,039 --> 00:46:59,400
look at you act like Jason Tebo. Mad Mag had

910
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,639
the best about Jason Tebow. He had the best joke,

911
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,119
and it was when you're at a party and someone's

912
00:47:05,199 --> 00:47:10,239
drinking non alcoholic period been through some ship. I thought

913
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,440
it was funny what he say.

914
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,599
Speaker 2: I didn't hear you you were laughing.

915
00:47:12,639 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: You remember it, dude, You remember the joke laughing where

916
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,400
he talks about the guy. You know, whenever you're at

917
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,880
a pirate is a guy drinking non alcoholic beer. You

918
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,920
know he's been through some ship, right, that's a great joke, Chad,

919
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:31,400
do not use that. That's not our joke. Okay, you

920
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,320
took it thirty in Chad live stream.

921
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,639
Speaker 6: But the guy looks he was like a shitty Jason Tebow.

922
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 1: Hey, dude, we are Matt Hager fans here.

923
00:47:41,679 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 2: Buddy, he's a much better Jason.

924
00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: We're not this is negative. This isn't negative. Even said

925
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,000
that to his face. Ask him, I go, I go,

926
00:47:48,119 --> 00:47:50,519
you remind me of Jason Tebow. No, but you said

927
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,679
you said something else about Matt.

928
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 6: I didn't mean he was a nice guy.

929
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: I was mean.

930
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:59,679
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, be nice Chad friends.

931
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,039
Speaker 2: Secondary, why is Johnny gone back? It's fine, It was okay,

932
00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:06,440
Just so you know, that was a no no.

933
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,639
Speaker 1: See, Johnny thinks he's Neil from the Matrix, so he's

934
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,639
trying to glitch out.

935
00:48:11,039 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 3: I got a new capture car coming today, but it's

936
00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:14,000
not here yet.

937
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:17,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, was that even mean? Dude? What do you

938
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:17,719
tell us?

939
00:48:18,039 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: What does what it even mean? Chah, where were you

940
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,280
when you found out that Hall Cogan passed? Were Tampa

941
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,159
was volumes?

942
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:24,679
Speaker 6: Hold on?

943
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,119
Speaker 1: It's going on? Oh no, oh no, I got it?

944
00:48:29,159 --> 00:48:29,599
I got okay?

945
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: What was that?

946
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 1: Sam?

947
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: Where were you when you heard Hull coking past?

948
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: Dude?

949
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,119
Speaker 6: Hall Cogan lives thirty minutes from me.

950
00:48:37,159 --> 00:48:39,519
Speaker 1: I live in n anymore. He's gone. He doesn't live

951
00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:40,239
near at all.

952
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 2: He lived near the cemetery. Motherfucker.

953
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 6: I mean you have to admit he's iconic.

954
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to admit that. I mean that's obviously.

955
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,039
Speaker 1: Yeah.

956
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's a thing. We have to talk about it.

957
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: But it was heard.

958
00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:03,159
Speaker 3: Racist. Why did the black people hate him? I missed it?

959
00:49:03,199 --> 00:49:03,519
Speaker 6: What did he?

960
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:07,079
Speaker 1: I think that were you reenacted? Exactly what he said

961
00:49:07,159 --> 00:49:08,199
when you were reenacted?

962
00:49:09,039 --> 00:49:11,199
Speaker 9: I think Sam said, if you can't say the N

963
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,159
word on a sex tape, you can't say it anywhere.

964
00:49:13,639 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: Did you say that, Sam? Yes? I know I didn't,

965
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,559
but I'll take credit it because I've caught it, that's

966
00:49:19,599 --> 00:49:21,679
for sure. Asking when to call you the N word

967
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,440
in the bed is a real heat check, dude.

968
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 9: How about Sam saying the N word and getting back

969
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,719
to New York City where Godfrey's pissed?

970
00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I called Godfrey and I text him

971
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,719
and he never hit me back. I want to talk

972
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,119
it out.

973
00:49:34,559 --> 00:49:35,119
Speaker 2: What happened.

974
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 6: If I can make this happen, call right.

975
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,599
Speaker 1: Now, make it happen. Let's just blow this whole thing up.

976
00:49:40,679 --> 00:49:41,360
Let's just burn it.

977
00:49:41,559 --> 00:49:43,599
Speaker 6: This is all from him, like he told me. He's like,

978
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,639
Sam's like I heard the Comedy Store is racist?

979
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:50,199
Speaker 1: Right now? Sam is one spot a week is making

980
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,320
the comedy Store racist?

981
00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 2: Are you making the Comedy Store of racist?

982
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: Is this breaking?

983
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 2: Give me a break in his song? Real Coruick?

984
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 5: Hold on, come on, Johnny, breaking news song, Sam's racist,

985
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,400
breaking news.

986
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:06,639
Speaker 6: Why do you got the super with the the matrix

987
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,079
thing going?

988
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sam's racist? Oh?

989
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:10,039
Speaker 6: Way to pull up that song?

990
00:50:11,199 --> 00:50:15,599
Speaker 2: The ship right here I'm gonna be there is this

991
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,199
song right next to the whole cog.

992
00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: Your neighbors, Chad, Hey, hey, Tibo, we know you don't

993
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:23,199
have much longer.

994
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,119
Speaker 6: Yeah on the good people looks good dude, thank.

995
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:29,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we know you don't have much longer.

996
00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:31,800
Real quick, can you list who you want to speaking

997
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,480
your memorial?

998
00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 2: Well, let's see where.

999
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: Do we want to have your memorial? How are we

1000
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:39,920
going to pack this room?

1001
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 2: Well? I want it to be long, So I'm gonna

1002
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,000
start with Leslie Jones. Give her the light at forty

1003
00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:46,159
So there's an hour and a half.

1004
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:53,679
Speaker 4: Chad starting race Riots on the show Jack gets mad

1005
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,840
when I drop an M bomb on his show, and

1006
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,800
then he's like crying, and then he comes here and

1007
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,719
you start race riots on our shows.

1008
00:51:00,039 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: Hang on, I'm gonna unify all races with my death.

1009
00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go trip and then Godfrey and it'd

1010
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,400
be like the Christian blood shaking hands.

1011
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: Ready, Oh, let's do it?

1012
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, hold on, we're calling Godfrey.

1013
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna call God for you guys.

1014
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 2: Ready, yeah? Sure?

1015
00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: Can you hear him? I can't?

1016
00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:21,079
Speaker 6: All right, let's see if we can't. I'm just I'm

1017
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:22,480
gonna step out on this. Who'll answer?

1018
00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: Dude? He loves he loves me. He's the last, the last.

1019
00:51:30,599 --> 00:51:31,880
I hope he doesn't answer.

1020
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 6: So you look, you look, he's gonna answer right now.

1021
00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:35,079
Speaker 2: I hope he does.

1022
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: Answer. Godfrey Man, Chad, Chad's godfriends and places where the whiskey.

1023
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 3: Your call has been forward into voice the person you're

1024
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:51,880
trying to reach.

1025
00:51:53,159 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: Chad.

1026
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,199
Speaker 2: You know, Chad called his daddy, hasn't talked to in ninety.

1027
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: No, he'll call me back, trust me. Chad got b

1028
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,840
by his stepdad and I told him to go revenge him,

1029
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,199
and he wouldn't do it. I go bothing. Dude, he's

1030
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,639
hurting now he's old. Can go take it.

1031
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why would take him, bro, You can take

1032
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:11,719
him now.

1033
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: He's dead.

1034
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 6: He's in the ground. He died from COVID, which is awesome.

1035
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: Get his shovel and get revenge, which is great.

1036
00:52:18,199 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 6: That's why I love COVID. He killed my step on.

1037
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: Ronnie.

1038
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 4: Are you the only one here who didn't get either

1039
00:52:23,079 --> 00:52:26,280
molested or beaten up by somebody as a child.

1040
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 1: I think you're the only one. Yeah, yeah, I mean.

1041
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 3: Nothing like that.

1042
00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:33,559
Speaker 2: I've never been molested.

1043
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 3: We have super chat.

1044
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:42,519
Speaker 1: The big buck that bitches.

1045
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,039
Speaker 3: Said said, what will it take to bring the show

1046
00:52:50,119 --> 00:52:50,719
back weekly?

1047
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,679
Speaker 1: A lot more than dollar ninety nine. I'll be back

1048
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,800
to dollar ninety nine more than two bucks for sure.

1049
00:52:57,199 --> 00:53:00,119
I got molested by Larry I'm in.

1050
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:05,639
Speaker 4: That's That's basically what it costs to get t Bow

1051
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,039
Douce Sando comedy right now.

1052
00:53:07,159 --> 00:53:08,639
Speaker 1: So load it up.

1053
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,639
Speaker 5: If anybody donates two dollars right now to Chad Zumak,

1054
00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:17,159
who then can write me and postdated check, I'll come

1055
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:17,679
live with you.

1056
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 2: For three years. Oh shit, and I'm talking about day labor.

1057
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 6: Oh shit.

1058
00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 2: You can't kick me out of the country.

1059
00:53:28,559 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 3: I got you, bro very rude, very rude lady. Actually,

1060
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,400
I found out the other day. I was in high school.

1061
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,800
I was the bully, is what I found out.

1062
00:53:36,119 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: Whoa Johnny had all these chicks going. I liked you,

1063
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,719
and you bullied me.

1064
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 3: There was a lot of bullying. Yeah, like I was

1065
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:44,000
a dick.

1066
00:53:44,119 --> 00:53:46,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, women, or to.

1067
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:49,599
Speaker 3: Just in general, like you know, talking about how fat chicks.

1068
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: With the blacks Johnny Godfred should be calling you, not me.

1069
00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 2: There is no way Johnny bullied another man because he

1070
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,079
would just be shitting teeth instead of no.

1071
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that was no.

1072
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm you know, I mean not I don't

1073
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,639
call it bullying, But how did you bully them? Just

1074
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,599
you know, just just comments, like verbal, a lot of

1075
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:11,960
verbal no physical. Obviously they do.

1076
00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:14,519
Speaker 4: They want us to bust a dollar ninety nine to

1077
00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:17,199
Michigan into t bow, put it on a greyhound and

1078
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,400
send it to him, so we'd on the.

1079
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,199
Speaker 5: Back of a donkey. I'll eventually get it. I mean,

1080
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,760
that's what I'm saying, Johnny. Give us a lot of

1081
00:54:26,119 --> 00:54:29,119
give us some I used to bully women music for you, Johnny,

1082
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:31,480
I have I actually have that.

1083
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: Do you care? Oh shit? Oh? Ship let me.

1084
00:54:38,079 --> 00:54:52,159
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, used to bully women. One thing we've learned

1085
00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:53,079
on this episode.

1086
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 1: I'll show you how my dad used to dance is

1087
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:06,960
how my dad ready gone. That's pretty good. I don't

1088
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,840
hate that. I don't hate that at all. Not a

1089
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:10,480
bad dance.

1090
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,639
Speaker 6: Not a bad dance.

1091
00:55:13,159 --> 00:55:17,079
Speaker 1: Oh Ship, my dad brought that heat. The only listened

1092
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:18,920
to motome and we dance and grind.

1093
00:55:19,039 --> 00:55:21,599
Speaker 2: He's got that Armenian cigarette hanging out of half as man.

1094
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: He's Italian. He's Italian Sicilian, which means I'm part more dude,

1095
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,440
the original slaves in America.

1096
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,599
Speaker 2: My people got such a hairy back bitch.

1097
00:55:32,039 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: That's true, dude.

1098
00:55:33,599 --> 00:55:35,599
Speaker 6: How's your brother doing? He lives in Phoenix?

1099
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: Right, Jay?

1100
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 2: Come here watch a special guest.

1101
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: Come here? Where did Johnny go? Why did you Ship?

1102
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:48,199
Speaker 9: By the way, put up the super Chad Johnny? It's

1103
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,679
because of me. I just made you guys. Mother fucking

1104
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,239
money dog Johnny.

1105
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,039
Speaker 1: Jason, come here? Say hi? Did Chad zumac real quick?

1106
00:55:56,519 --> 00:56:00,239
Hey say hi to Chad. Hey child, It's like it's

1107
00:56:01,519 --> 00:56:05,599
it's I met. Jason goes my trips now because he

1108
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:06,400
hates my dad.

1109
00:56:06,679 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 2: Hey go Jackson, who he.

1110
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 4: Just got in a car accident. Oh ship, he just

1111
00:56:14,119 --> 00:56:15,639
had a Chad Zumac moment.

1112
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:16,679
Speaker 6: What's up, Trips.

1113
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that guy.

1114
00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasn't seen a while. You remember when we

1115
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,880
did shows in Courtland in front of that weird lady.

1116
00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 6: Yes, I met him.

1117
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 2: He was great.

1118
00:56:27,039 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: Okay, go deal with and sure, what's up? Johnny read

1119
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,239
the super chats?

1120
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I put that's because of me, motherfucker.

1121
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: Can we all agree that I made you money? Bitches? Okay,

1122
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:45,159
I bring the money. I'm the money guy.

1123
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,159
Speaker 5: Seem I feel bad for your brother because he's in

1124
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,719
the valley right now of southern California.

1125
00:56:54,039 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the phone talking to a lawyer about

1126
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,760
a car accident. He just once got into.

1127
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,599
Speaker 5: Like is your brother the one that's twenty for twenty

1128
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,800
representing himself in nine yet?

1129
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:11,519
Speaker 1: Jay? Right? And it wasn't all it was. It was

1130
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:12,599
mostly the picking.

1131
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 3: The people I got were mostly people that were shitty

1132
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,559
to other people.

1133
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:20,159
Speaker 1: You have to say a black women, Johnny, say black women.

1134
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 4: No, it was mostly like, like I remember one specific

1135
00:57:24,159 --> 00:57:26,679
girlfriend's black, so watch out because he might get a

1136
00:57:26,719 --> 00:57:27,400
little upset.

1137
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:29,119
Speaker 6: It was this guy, don't put that out there.

1138
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 3: The guy who was the son of the doctor was

1139
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,840
really shitty to just everybody.

1140
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: So we we did you were like leave him alone

1141
00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:42,119
bathroom kind.

1142
00:57:42,039 --> 00:57:45,639
Speaker 3: Of like oh yeah, yeah, but with that but yeah, just.

1143
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,639
Speaker 2: Speaking of somebody had a comment said Godfrey did Dancer

1144
00:57:49,639 --> 00:57:50,719
because he was out of minus.

1145
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's a bad that's a that's that's a

1146
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,719
black joke.

1147
00:57:55,719 --> 00:58:04,559
Speaker 2: Right, but I think that it is. Yeah, them the most. Yep,

1148
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,719
that's exactly.

1149
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: We only lot and hated me after we dated. There

1150
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,159
was a lot of that I had.

1151
00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 4: You would, oh, you'd always whip your dog out, like

1152
00:58:12,039 --> 00:58:14,280
first thing you didn't, wondered.

1153
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 6: He Chad, Right, are you like married now? Are you engaged?

1154
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? He's no, No, no, he got married last week. Johnny,

1155
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,800
Will you get up to two dollars? Dude? So we

1156
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:31,400
know Chad's multiple accounts right now and multiple accounts, multiple accounts.

1157
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,079
Speaker 6: No, these are my fans. I brought the fans over

1158
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:37,440
the punch trunk, Chad.

1159
00:58:38,559 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: You brought all four of them.

1160
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:43,559
Speaker 6: Dude, I got fans of I'm a fan. I love

1161
00:58:43,639 --> 00:58:44,079
these people.

1162
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: These are my thing. They love you, Chad, they love you,

1163
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,000
not all of them. How was your show today, Chad? Chad?

1164
00:58:50,039 --> 00:58:52,119
Why don't we talk about the number one phone.

1165
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 4: Call podcast on Planet Earth by Chad by the Chad. Yeah,

1166
00:58:57,199 --> 00:59:00,440
it's you can see exclusively on our premium content. Mine's

1167
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,760
on Twitter. Where's your Chad?

1168
00:59:02,159 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 9: Mine's on Patreon, Patreon, dot com, slash world War.

1169
00:59:08,599 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: Did you just get rid of them?

1170
00:59:11,159 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, isn't that the.

1171
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: Thing we do?

1172
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,039
Speaker 2: Jenny? Give us some punch drunk hang up music? That

1173
00:59:19,159 --> 00:59:20,719
was a real good one. That was a classic.

1174
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: I bring them back, I felt, Chad. Sorry, we had

1175
00:59:26,039 --> 00:59:31,320
some we had some difficulties mature that it wasn't done

1176
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:35,239
on totally on purpose. It was immature. You have to

1177
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,639
admit it was immature. Yeah, I mean, this is what

1178
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,119
happens when we give Johnny power. It goes right to

1179
00:59:40,239 --> 00:59:41,239
his head. Yeah.

1180
00:59:42,039 --> 00:59:46,079
Speaker 5: That's why I used to fucking basically mentally and physically

1181
00:59:46,119 --> 00:59:47,440
abuse women in high school.

1182
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 3: Punch drunk hang up is like a classic punch drunk bit.

1183
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,159
We have to do more hang up right?

1184
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,519
Speaker 1: Yeah? That was the best. I always love when they

1185
00:59:56,519 --> 00:59:58,880
would call back to did I lose your guys? Yeah?

1186
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,360
Hang up?

1187
01:00:00,199 --> 01:00:02,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, when we can get the multiple like two or

1188
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,360
three times, I don't know what's keep going on the

1189
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:05,480
bang say it again?

1190
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,599
Speaker 2: Plug your thing one more time.

1191
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,719
Speaker 1: Wait, isn't isn't that guy right? There? Isn't that A's cousin?

1192
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:15,039
That guy, Matt? Is that are you Ari's cousin?

1193
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 3: You are right?

1194
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,119
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, je.

1195
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,679
Speaker 1: Jeff, we lost all the classic retard.

1196
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: Well, Jeb is if he's not dead, he's.

1197
01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, it's him. It's A's cousin.

1198
01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: Shout out. Is it really his cousin? No, it's not.

1199
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,199
Do you remember the bit you don't remember? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

1200
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:41,920
yeah I met.

1201
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,519
Speaker 3: Him back at all?

1202
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,199
Speaker 10: How you do?

1203
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:48,519
Speaker 1: And I fu three going on here. That's the next

1204
01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:51,400
thing we got to bring back. Punch hunk phone calls.

1205
01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:56,840
Oh yeah, of course, great, we need those are great guys.

1206
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:01,239
I gotta go, I gotta go. I got a recovery

1207
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,000
meeting to get on.

1208
01:01:02,719 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: Let me just say it.

1209
01:01:03,679 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh that was a sixth Uh well, I gotta take

1210
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,039
a nap before September thirteenth.

1211
01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:16,079
Speaker 5: September fourteenth, Sam Tripley, Jason Tebow, Johnny Woodard Comedy Bar, Chicago, Illinois.

1212
01:01:16,559 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna Jackie wants to get weird with

1213
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,760
Tripoli wants to get weird. Still, no, dude, Jeb's still

1214
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,480
got no ass that's going down?

1215
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:26,679
Speaker 2: What yep?

1216
01:01:27,519 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: Sam and Sam in Chicago.

1217
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 5: Show Saturday night after the second show September fourteenth. Alright, thirteenth,

1218
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,280
I mean for fourteenth whatever.

1219
01:01:36,559 --> 01:01:37,239
Speaker 2: We're gonna go.

1220
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 5: Walking somewhere right across the street and we're gonna watch

1221
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:43,679
out this Canelo and Crawford fight. That'll be about an

1222
01:01:43,719 --> 01:01:47,159
hour after our second show. So come uh, come on,

1223
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,039
come watch the fight.

1224
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: As you were.

1225
01:01:50,719 --> 01:01:55,119
Speaker 3: Wait, this guy wanted this red Sam.

1226
01:01:55,519 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 6: This guy's a troll.

1227
01:01:56,719 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: Sam asked Chad about his death pool scam.

1228
01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:00,159
Speaker 2: What is that?

1229
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,119
Speaker 6: That's a troll?

1230
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: Okay, well, dude, do you feel vulnerable right there? So

1231
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,920
vulnerable cloud and he wants to Hey, hey, hey, Johnny

1232
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,280
played the vulnerable music vulnerable on the show. I have it.

1233
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:16,880
I do have it.

1234
01:02:17,199 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 2: Okay, where is it play that vulnerable song, Johnny?

1235
01:02:21,199 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: I have music.

1236
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 6: I have actual music yet.

1237
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:28,039
Speaker 1: Oh hey, guys, there I go. My brother's leaving, Chad.

1238
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,559
I love you, Johnny, I love you. Tell your brother

1239
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:35,360
bye guys, Bye bye bye guys, bye about too, bye

1240
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:39,000
bye bye, Chad. We did we did it. It's just

1241
01:02:39,079 --> 01:02:39,480
me and you know.

1242
01:02:40,079 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 2: Oh, finally, bro, finally, that was quite chaotic. I will

1243
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,760
say that very good to be back on the airwaves

1244
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,760
with everybody. You are going to Johnny, you gotta come

1245
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:52,599
to Chicago for that.

1246
01:02:53,039 --> 01:02:53,559
Speaker 3: I might come.

1247
01:02:53,719 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 2: When is it again, September thirteenth and fourteenth or twelfth

1248
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
and thirteen. When's the Albarez fight?

1249
01:03:00,079 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the thirteenth, fourteenth.

1250
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 2: Or whatever, which is that weekend.

1251
01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:06,239
Speaker 3: So I think I can do that.

1252
01:03:06,639 --> 01:03:10,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, Chicago will let you host, will pay you literally nothing,

1253
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,400
plenty of place.

1254
01:03:12,519 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 3: Neil Young is at the Hollywood Bowl that Monday. Neil Young.

1255
01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:19,559
I kind of wanted to see that, Neil Young.

1256
01:03:20,119 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: I like, Neil Young.

1257
01:03:21,039 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 2: You have the choice to come, Johnny.

1258
01:03:23,239 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 3: I'll see almost the tickets are I We're going to

1259
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,239
Scotland for this oasis. So that's like all the money

1260
01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:32,559
in the world. Uh, so we'll see. But yeah, I

1261
01:03:32,599 --> 01:03:33,039
would like to.

1262
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 1: I'll do that.

1263
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:34,159
Speaker 10: Well.

1264
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 2: I have plenty of places for you to stay for free.

1265
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:37,519
If you're cool.

1266
01:03:37,599 --> 01:03:39,719
Speaker 1: Where's the what what is it in Chicago?

1267
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's in Chicago at the Comedy Bar, beautiful part

1268
01:03:43,159 --> 01:03:45,280
of town. And if you're cool sleeping outside, I have

1269
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,760
plenty of places for you to sleep.

1270
01:03:47,639 --> 01:03:52,159
Speaker 3: Never stop. I'd love I like getting a little air

1271
01:03:52,239 --> 01:03:54,599
on my sack. If you know what I'm saying, You're.

1272
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 5: Gonna love the South Side. You're gonna love the South

1273
01:03:58,559 --> 01:04:00,480
You'll love the south side of Chicago. You like air

1274
01:04:00,599 --> 01:04:01,400
on your sack.

1275
01:04:03,199 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 3: Back in the bad old days.

1276
01:04:05,559 --> 01:04:09,199
Speaker 2: Have you watched it? Oh, by the way, we're coming

1277
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:11,599
down to it in punch showing Fantasy Baseball.

1278
01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 3: This thing is driving me crazy.

1279
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,239
Speaker 2: I needed to beat you this weekend.

1280
01:04:16,239 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I I kind of let you beat me

1281
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,159
because I didn't. I have four guys on IR and

1282
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,920
I can't. I just don't refuse to drop any of them.

1283
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,079
So I'm going with it, just an empty roster spot,

1284
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:27,760
and it's.

1285
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,159
Speaker 2: Almost called you and been like, dude, I have to

1286
01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:33,360
win this to make the playoffs. You are already clinched

1287
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,880
the playoffs spot, Yes, roster for me.

1288
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 3: Well, you made it work because and I think I'm

1289
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,039
going to do it again this week because I'm playing

1290
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:47,800
the guy in last place, and I just I can't drop.

1291
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,159
I got Aaron Nola, who I picked up, and I

1292
01:04:50,159 --> 01:04:51,599
don't want to drop him because I think he's going

1293
01:04:51,639 --> 01:04:54,599
to help in the playoffs. I got Felix Batista, who

1294
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:56,840
I picked up and it's been good. I got uh

1295
01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:00,280
Schwelling Boch for the Braves, and then Hunter Green he's

1296
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,119
going to be coming back. Those are all the three

1297
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:04,800
of those are starters that will really could help me

1298
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:09,440
in the playoffs in a few weeks. Saving them. My

1299
01:05:09,519 --> 01:05:11,719
team's been really good, but there's one guy in the

1300
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,599
league who's just been killing it. That guy Yi Yi's

1301
01:05:14,679 --> 01:05:17,960
autonomics the team from uh curby your enthusiasm.

1302
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 2: What are we doing for fantasy baseball?

1303
01:05:22,639 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 3: Fantasy football?

1304
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 2: I mean football?

1305
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:24,639
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1306
01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:26,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh.

1307
01:05:27,079 --> 01:05:31,079
Speaker 3: Tyler was asking me about when we should do the draft.

1308
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,039
Speaker 1: What are you so?

1309
01:05:34,159 --> 01:05:35,039
Speaker 3: The first week is?

1310
01:05:35,119 --> 01:05:36,039
Speaker 2: What is it? Is?

1311
01:05:36,119 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 3: It also the like that week in the thirteenth No.

1312
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 2: It's before that.

1313
01:05:42,679 --> 01:05:43,559
Speaker 3: Hold on the.

1314
01:05:45,159 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 2: Seventh day is opening week or something like that, or

1315
01:05:48,639 --> 01:05:52,199
h six or seventh Hall of Fame game. It just

1316
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:57,480
happened yesterday. Who played Chargers and the Lions.

1317
01:05:59,400 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: Who won?

1318
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 2: Chargers won by nobody fucking played.

1319
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,559
Speaker 3: I mean you know that the Hall of Fame game

1320
01:06:05,679 --> 01:06:08,440
is is I mean just a joke. It's all like

1321
01:06:08,519 --> 01:06:11,400
guys that aren't gonna make the team. Uh okay. The

1322
01:06:11,599 --> 01:06:17,639
first the first is the first game is Thursday, September fourth,

1323
01:06:18,679 --> 01:06:21,000
and then the first full weekend is the seventh, So

1324
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,320
let me see when could we do I'm sure it's

1325
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,519
this highly entertaining for everybody listening home.

1326
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,119
Speaker 1: Uh, maybe the.

1327
01:06:33,079 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 3: The thirtieth, like the thirty first, Maybe that Sunday.

1328
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:36,519
Speaker 2: That sound good.

1329
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 3: August thirty first afternoon, like midday, one o'clock Pacific, two

1330
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,000
o'clock Pacific, something like that.

1331
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:44,039
Speaker 2: Yep.

1332
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:49,039
Speaker 3: I think Sam has his girls on Saturdays, so Sunday maybe.

1333
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds good.

1334
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 5: So everybody listening, if you're already in the league, that's

1335
01:06:55,039 --> 01:07:00,880
what's up thirty first, five pm Eastern, two pm Spacific,

1336
01:07:01,039 --> 01:07:02,039
someone somewhere around there.

1337
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 2: And if you're not in the.

1338
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 5: League, tell us why you want to be, tell us

1339
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,920
why you should be in the Punch Shark Fantasy League.

1340
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep in mind when you're telling us that people

1341
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:18,679
have literally tattooed their bodies. They've rolled hot dogs across

1342
01:07:18,719 --> 01:07:22,320
the floor at Walmart and eaten them. Yep, in the bathroom, sorry,

1343
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,360
the bathroom floor in Walmart. They rolled a hot dog

1344
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:27,280
across four guy just chumped down on it. Uh, to

1345
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,000
get in this league. So don't come at us with like, oh,

1346
01:07:30,039 --> 01:07:31,840
you know a big fan, but watch a long time

1347
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:36,039
all show up to the draft Okay. Yeah, by the way, honestly,

1348
01:07:36,199 --> 01:07:38,480
that's really the only requirement show up to because we've

1349
01:07:38,519 --> 01:07:40,360
had people that got in the league and don't even

1350
01:07:40,679 --> 01:07:42,960
show up to the draft. And I think that everybody

1351
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,760
who doesn't show up for the fantasy draft should be

1352
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:45,639
put to sleep.

1353
01:07:46,719 --> 01:07:48,639
Speaker 2: You should have to pay an extra fifty dollars into

1354
01:07:48,679 --> 01:07:49,320
the league.

1355
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 3: An extra fifty on top of these zero dollars that

1356
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,480
we require.

1357
01:07:53,679 --> 01:07:56,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so all of a sudden there would

1358
01:07:56,119 --> 01:07:58,920
be a fifty dollars pool because you didn't show up

1359
01:07:58,960 --> 01:07:59,760
to the fucking league.

1360
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,039
Speaker 3: Directly into Jason's talking, I'm.

1361
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 2: Plump for football to talk and be popping off.

1362
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 5: Finally, this is a boring time of sports to me,

1363
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,840
even though in love in my Cubs right now, but really,

1364
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,639
baseball is the only thing we got right now.

1365
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's brutal, dude.

1366
01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:14,880
Speaker 1: I mean I watched it all.

1367
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,039
Speaker 3: That's a little bit soccer because it Charlotte as a team,

1368
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,600
but it's I I mean this time where you every

1369
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:24,199
you just start dying for every drop of news from

1370
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:27,439
training camp. Uh and I you know, I mean, I'm

1371
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:30,880
excited about Belichick at Carolina too. That's a big it's

1372
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,279
a big.

1373
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 5: Football I just include all football and the all football season.

1374
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,640
It's changing the seasons. Once football season starts, it's a

1375
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,119
it's a different kind of drinking. If you know what

1376
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:46,359
I'm saying. You're not drinking with anticipation. You're drinking because

1377
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,239
it's football. It's finally fucking back. You know what I watch, you,

1378
01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:50,600
Dave bare knuckle boxing.

1379
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 3: Oh, I've watched the last I haven't watched it a

1380
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,640
long time. Last time I watched paul E MALINAI fought, Remember,

1381
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,319
I enjoyed it.

1382
01:08:59,399 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: Now.

1383
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 2: The weird thing about it, bro is that, like, have

1384
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,880
you noticed that the ring is a is a triangle.

1385
01:09:06,199 --> 01:09:08,039
It's like the one.

1386
01:09:08,079 --> 01:09:10,199
Speaker 3: I don't think the one three only.

1387
01:09:10,119 --> 01:09:13,359
Speaker 5: Three, you know, sets of ropes going in each direction.

1388
01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:18,640
And I'm like, wow, UFC has got an octagon boxing square.

1389
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:23,079
Very knuckle by fighting is fucking so I hear an

1390
01:09:23,119 --> 01:09:25,000
on proposing, Johnny, you and I come up with our

1391
01:09:25,039 --> 01:09:28,600
own league that's just like kicking and biting only and

1392
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:29,760
we fight in a rhombus.

1393
01:09:32,199 --> 01:09:36,239
Speaker 3: Meet me in the rhombus, bitch, alternate idea, how about

1394
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,479
we do it? You know how they say in the

1395
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,760
octagon or in the rhombus. How about in a bathtub.

1396
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,000
We just fight in a bathtub filled with water.

1397
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 2: Just me boxing. You're talking about bathtub boxing.

1398
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:48,079
Speaker 3: Bathtub boxing.

1399
01:09:48,119 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.

1400
01:09:50,199 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 3: You follow the bathtub, you lose, it's over. It's like

1401
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,000
it's kind of like multipol professional wrestling room.

1402
01:09:55,079 --> 01:09:57,319
Speaker 2: And if you die in a bathtub, then it's like.

1403
01:09:58,279 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the way you can win by some

1404
01:10:00,119 --> 01:10:02,800
mission via drowning. That's possible. That's a total thing.

1405
01:10:03,319 --> 01:10:03,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1406
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,680
Speaker 3: If the first guy to get the other guy to

1407
01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:09,039
give him oral, you win. That's a winner right there.

1408
01:10:09,319 --> 01:10:11,239
Your naked during this.

1409
01:10:11,319 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, as to tap out.

1410
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, also if you can, if you can make the

1411
01:10:16,159 --> 01:10:20,079
other person be receptive in anal sex. I'm trying to

1412
01:10:20,319 --> 01:10:23,199
dance around the words here because we're on YouTube live. Uh,

1413
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,479
you also win, You also win, and so does the audience.

1414
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,760
Everybody wins if that happens.

1415
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,319
Speaker 2: If you get to see I mean you could get me.

1416
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,279
I've always said this because I love you. Everybody knows

1417
01:10:32,319 --> 01:10:33,119
I love the m M A.

1418
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:37,279
Speaker 5: If you get me in like a mounted triangle, if

1419
01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:41,319
I can suck you off before I tap uh, and

1420
01:10:41,399 --> 01:10:44,600
then you fall asleep because you're so relaxed, and it's

1421
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,159
such a fucking super suck off.

1422
01:10:46,199 --> 01:10:46,600
Speaker 2: I gave you.

1423
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:50,399
Speaker 5: They that should be a little bit I should you

1424
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:53,119
should get more credit for a little more octagon control.

1425
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,239
Speaker 3: That I completely agree. Yeah, well, all the greats are

1426
01:10:57,439 --> 01:10:59,279
capable of delivering that kind of blow.

1427
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,199
Speaker 1: Uh uh.

1428
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:05,239
Speaker 3: If if you ask me Malina, this is that? Are

1429
01:11:05,319 --> 01:11:07,800
you really that person? Malina talking about the white sox

1430
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:10,119
and all this? I just really I've always there's this

1431
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:14,680
very attractive image of a person here Jason that comments

1432
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,880
on a lot of uh Sam's YouTube stuff, and I

1433
01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:21,560
just I can't believe that there's a lovely woman out

1434
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:25,159
there talking about the white socks. Been embarrassing and and

1435
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:27,279
uh just following Sam Tripoli.

1436
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 5: Let me, I can assure you that every single and

1437
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,720
that people commenting, please keep commenting. I can promise you

1438
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:38,359
that every single person watching this live and commenting right

1439
01:11:38,399 --> 01:11:42,399
now is a male, no matter if your account is.

1440
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 2: Called sexy Susan or whatever the hell.

1441
01:11:46,319 --> 01:11:46,600
Speaker 5: I mean.

1442
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,840
Speaker 2: I've been in this game long enough. I know I'm

1443
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:54,720
a fan based long enough they're oh that's out. Yeah,

1444
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,560
there's not a single one.

1445
01:11:57,239 --> 01:11:58,039
Speaker 3: I don't believe one.

1446
01:11:59,359 --> 01:12:02,039
Speaker 2: There's no way that there's a real woman that is

1447
01:12:02,119 --> 01:12:06,560
in this stuff. And that's fine. That's fine, but it

1448
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:12,439
is what it is. It is what it is, Guys,

1449
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,079
you care.

1450
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:13,439
Speaker 1: To prove it?

1451
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:17,159
Speaker 3: Send it sending boobs or whatever to anybody on the show.

1452
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Go ahead. Yeah, I wouldn't believe anither AI. You can't trust.

1453
01:12:23,079 --> 01:12:25,199
Speaker 2: You can't trust the boobs. I'm like, this is a guy.

1454
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:30,439
Speaker 5: It's just seems like an audition for like that Catfish

1455
01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:34,640
show on MTV. Well, like I wind up finally meeting

1456
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,920
this girl who's been sending me pictures of her body

1457
01:12:37,079 --> 01:12:40,079
for the last year, and it is a fat Puerto

1458
01:12:40,159 --> 01:12:40,800
Rican guy.

1459
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:46,079
Speaker 10: And he's like, sorry Teeves, jokes, jokes, bro, And I'm like, well,

1460
01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:51,119
why dude, why, but holds up so so quick and

1461
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:51,640
so sweet.

1462
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:53,199
Speaker 3: I missed talking to you, bro.

1463
01:12:54,359 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 2: Well do it more, Johnny.

1464
01:12:58,039 --> 01:13:00,399
Speaker 3: Uh, if you can try to, I will try.

1465
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:01,039
Speaker 1: I want to.

1466
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,159
Speaker 6: I probably will.

1467
01:13:02,199 --> 01:13:05,159
Speaker 5: September thirteenth, Sepumber fourteenth, me and TRIPLEI are going to

1468
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:07,279
be at the County Bar in Chicago, and then.

1469
01:13:07,279 --> 01:13:11,079
Speaker 2: The weekend after that, I'm at the four Winds.

1470
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 5: Casino with the certain duncan trustle or his Abraham Lincoln

1471
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:18,760
as you know him from our his one appearance on

1472
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:19,640
pun Shut.

1473
01:13:20,039 --> 01:13:24,399
Speaker 3: Four Wins casino wins w I n d s are

1474
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:25,880
wins like winning.

1475
01:13:26,399 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 2: Dude, it's an Indian casino.

1476
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 3: It's wi nds Okay, four winds casino.

1477
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,159
Speaker 1: I like that.

1478
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:34,479
Speaker 2: Well, come on to that.

1479
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,239
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, something funny to tell you, Jason Uh. We

1480
01:13:37,319 --> 01:13:40,520
were doing cash Days today and we were doing an

1481
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:47,159
ad and dipshit Sam. It has like where you fill

1482
01:13:47,199 --> 01:13:50,000
out your information, and he just started filling out his email,

1483
01:13:50,039 --> 01:13:52,000
a dress and his phone number and.

1484
01:13:52,119 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 1: It went out.

1485
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 2: The numbers and everything.

1486
01:13:57,439 --> 01:13:59,079
Speaker 1: We had to make all the videos.

1487
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,520
Speaker 3: Private and I'm editing right now to Uh to take

1488
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,600
his phone number. He's just like on autopilot his brain,

1489
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,680
you know, and forgot forgetting that he shared his.

1490
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 2: Screen the same bro. So well, it was so funny

1491
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,000
because I asked him a question.

1492
01:14:14,079 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 5: There was this long pause today and then he didn't

1493
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:19,520
answer my question and then he's like.

1494
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:25,359
Speaker 2: Bro at Felicia Sanders says she's really enjoying the show.

1495
01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:27,199
I go, oh, he's been reading the comments.

1496
01:14:27,359 --> 01:14:29,800
Speaker 3: Oh dude, no, bro, I have to get him to

1497
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,239
turn him off. He cannot podcast when the comment's wrong.

1498
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:35,840
And that's why he complains about not running the stream

1499
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,640
yard because he wants you. He wants to be able

1500
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,920
to control the comments and like ban people and stuff

1501
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,399
that he's all he's so in the comments. Man, you

1502
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,239
can't get his head.

1503
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,079
Speaker 2: I asked literally a question and he was completely detached.

1504
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,239
Oh I forgot, he's reading the comments.

1505
01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:56,359
Speaker 3: Okay, scrony, scrownie, bonafide, Johnny, you know what, I'm like,

1506
01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:58,800
one hundred and ninety five pounds right now, I'm not

1507
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:01,399
yeah and nine and nine five.

1508
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,119
Speaker 2: Stand up. Let me see you. I mean, you can't

1509
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:09,159
take your sure, let me see that guts. You look

1510
01:15:09,239 --> 01:15:11,800
like if Ryan Adams left a Thanksgiving dinner party.

1511
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,399
Speaker 3: I love right. And we went to see him again

1512
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:17,600
this year, Uh, for that anniversary show for a heartbreaker.

1513
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:23,199
Speaker 2: Oh so good, dude, where'd you see? Oh? I third

1514
01:15:23,239 --> 01:15:25,640
they're closing that really we.

1515
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,159
Speaker 3: Just saw the Yeah yeah, yeah there a couple of

1516
01:15:27,199 --> 01:15:29,520
weeks ago for front Row Baby.

1517
01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:32,479
Speaker 2: I hear that given the no no knows.

1518
01:15:34,319 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: That that's Did you really hear that?

1519
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:36,640
Speaker 3: Because that's a tract.

1520
01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:40,079
Speaker 2: That's the one that's did downtown like proper. Yeah, those

1521
01:15:40,079 --> 01:15:44,039
old theaters. Yeah, yeah, they're closing for some reason. I believe,

1522
01:15:44,079 --> 01:15:45,920
I believe. If it's not that one, that's the one

1523
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:46,439
right next.

1524
01:15:46,279 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 3: To one of them. Yeah, there was a couple down

1525
01:15:48,079 --> 01:15:51,119
like we went to see last year. Uh, the Wallflowers

1526
01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:53,960
do the anniversary of Bringing Down the Horse, which I

1527
01:15:54,079 --> 01:15:55,800
love that one as a kid, so I thought, let's

1528
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,640
go check it out. And dude, it was in this

1529
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,359
theater that hadn't been used that much and it was

1530
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:02,920
the weirdest show. You could tell the staff there had

1531
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:06,479
no experience doing like concerts, and everybody just kept trying

1532
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,439
to rush the stage. But it's seated, but there's this

1533
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:11,560
like big open area where the pit was supposed to be,

1534
01:16:12,279 --> 01:16:14,920
and they kept having to make everybody go sit back down.

1535
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:16,960
And then finally the band was like, all right, just

1536
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,359
cut just everybody come on up. But it was just

1537
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:21,680
a strange. The sound was like they had really small

1538
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,399
amps and everything. The sound wasn't good. It was such

1539
01:16:24,399 --> 01:16:25,960
a strange, strange experience.

1540
01:16:26,199 --> 01:16:27,840
Speaker 2: When I'm out there in November, we should go see

1541
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:28,319
a show.

1542
01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 1: Some November.

1543
01:16:31,039 --> 01:16:33,680
Speaker 2: In November, in some of December, I'll be in La.

1544
01:16:34,039 --> 01:16:35,199
I'll be in LA for like six.

1545
01:16:35,119 --> 01:16:38,000
Speaker 3: Weeks November, all of November.

1546
01:16:38,079 --> 01:16:40,600
Speaker 2: You say, let me see November.

1547
01:16:41,159 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 3: Oh no, shit, that's September. September twenty fourth is Banded

1548
01:16:44,079 --> 01:16:45,399
Horses h.

1549
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:52,359
Speaker 2: That. But that's when I'm with Duncan at the but

1550
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:53,960
I just horses. They were great.

1551
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 3: I love I love band great live so good. We

1552
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,399
saw last time we saw them there were opening for

1553
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:01,000
Black Keys.

1554
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:03,399
Speaker 2: I thought the same one in Chicago. They're opening for

1555
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:04,760
Black Keys, and they were better than the.

1556
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,640
Speaker 3: Black They were better than Yeah, absolutely better than the

1557
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:08,119
Black Keys.

1558
01:17:08,399 --> 01:17:08,520
Speaker 2: Uh.

1559
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 3: We just saw Paul Simon a couple of weeks ago

1560
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:13,000
at at the Disney Concert all down in downtown. That

1561
01:17:13,079 --> 01:17:16,319
was pretty cool. He's like, you know, came out of retirement.

1562
01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,560
He couldn't hear, he lost his hearing and came out

1563
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,359
of retirement. It's fantastic.

1564
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:27,199
Speaker 2: Adam just went and saw this weekend. I was pretty

1565
01:17:27,239 --> 01:17:30,720
jealous of that, going to Edinburgh to see him, right.

1566
01:17:31,039 --> 01:17:33,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so stoked, man, I can't wait. We're leaving

1567
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:37,079
Wednesday to go up there or to go over there.

1568
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:41,720
Speaker 2: You guys get a lot up there, you know it, buddy,

1569
01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:44,359
you are oh are we.

1570
01:17:46,479 --> 01:17:46,520
Speaker 1: Like?

1571
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,159
Speaker 2: And then we can make some money.

1572
01:17:48,199 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 3: You get you can check out my of you know,

1573
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,880
you gotta check out my only fans bro. Yeah, we

1574
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,239
got were here's the thing. We got standing tickets like

1575
01:17:55,319 --> 01:17:57,000
pitch tickets. So we got to get there really early

1576
01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:58,319
if we want to get close, and I'm gonna I

1577
01:17:58,399 --> 01:18:00,520
am gonna get there early. I'm gonna get close, but

1578
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,560
we're gonna have to stand around for like five hours

1579
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,840
waiting for the f and show to start.

1580
01:18:05,199 --> 01:18:07,159
Speaker 2: Can you bring like a like a bench or like

1581
01:18:07,279 --> 01:18:09,840
not a pocket stools and shit?

1582
01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:10,600
Speaker 1: I wish.

1583
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 3: I mean you could probably get one of those that's

1584
01:18:12,039 --> 01:18:13,640
like built into your pants. I mean, what can they

1585
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:14,039
say to that?

1586
01:18:14,199 --> 01:18:18,119
Speaker 2: But no, that's true. Or just like sit on your

1587
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:20,720
girlfriend's back, like make get on like all fours and

1588
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,399
you can take turn like sitting on each other.

1589
01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 3: Wasn't that in like Succession where they just had like

1590
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:31,319
human furniture. Oh, it's in It's in a squid game too, right?

1591
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1592
01:18:34,079 --> 01:18:35,239
Speaker 3: Did you watch Happy Good War two?

1593
01:18:36,239 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? I didn't really like it, if I'm honest.

1594
01:18:38,199 --> 01:18:40,640
Speaker 3: Oh really interesting. I went to see it at the Egyptian.

1595
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,800
They do that Netflix all their movies, uh, to get

1596
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,239
them qualified for awards. They'll show them for three nights

1597
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,079
at the Egyptian and I went up there.

1598
01:18:48,159 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 2: It was me.

1599
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,359
Speaker 3: I went on the last night at ten o'clock on

1600
01:18:50,399 --> 01:18:52,880
a Wednesday. It was me and like four people from

1601
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,640
the cast all videoing themselves on the TV. Oh on

1602
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:57,119
the screen.

1603
01:18:57,279 --> 01:19:00,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, I think.

1604
01:19:00,079 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 3: Because I saw it in the theater, I liked it

1605
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,680
a little more, you know. I feel like I like

1606
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,920
things a little better in the theater.

1607
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:11,079
Speaker 2: But I yeah, I thought it was okay.

1608
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:17,079
Speaker 3: The third act was a drug like it gets slow

1609
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:20,279
for sure, Like towards the end, once you started happening,

1610
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:25,159
I just wasn't like, yeah, it could have been it

1611
01:19:25,279 --> 01:19:29,279
was too much. He's just yeah, Sadler's changed to just

1612
01:19:29,399 --> 01:19:31,640
do nothing. But these like big dumb jokes, you know

1613
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:31,960
what I mean.

1614
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:33,600
Speaker 2: That's his real daughter in there, you know.

1615
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I had to look up her age before

1616
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,880
I commented, And she's a little too young to say

1617
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,439
anything about. But he's got there.

1618
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,359
Speaker 5: But in a few years, i'd like to say, that

1619
01:19:43,399 --> 01:19:45,399
wouldn't be a bad family to be getting into.

1620
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:48,079
Speaker 3: You're damn right, it wouldn't want it.

1621
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,159
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not talking about younger listeners. This ain't me.

1622
01:19:52,359 --> 01:19:54,520
I'm Adam Sandler's Hey.

1623
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:58,079
Speaker 3: Don't they man, don't you might? You might have a chance.

1624
01:19:58,119 --> 01:20:00,479
You never know what these chicks are into, man of life.

1625
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:05,680
Speaker 5: But I'm saying if I was younger, i'd be like, Wow,

1626
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,640
she's really attractive. Then that's your dad.

1627
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:09,159
Speaker 2: Hello.

1628
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:15,560
Speaker 3: Did you notice he had some kind of like like

1629
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,439
cold not like are like a bruise or something on

1630
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,560
his lip the whole time that they didn't color out.

1631
01:20:21,119 --> 01:20:22,359
Speaker 2: It was strange.

1632
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:25,159
Speaker 3: You would think if the big Hollywood production, they'd cover

1633
01:20:25,239 --> 01:20:28,000
that up. But he had like a like a purple

1634
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,520
mark on his on his lip the whole time. Huge thing.

1635
01:20:31,079 --> 01:20:34,880
No ship never does Red State tea peeking through. That's right,

1636
01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:38,840
Red State, Return of the Red State. It is, remember

1637
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:39,800
returning the Red State.

1638
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,520
Speaker 2: I like that the album that never came out.

1639
01:20:43,119 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 3: Those are the best. Those are the best t shirts ever.

1640
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:49,199
By the way, Red State Tee. I want one. I

1641
01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:49,880
need one of those.

1642
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 2: You gotta lose a few parents and that the one

1643
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:53,079
I have.

1644
01:20:54,159 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 3: Never fit in.

1645
01:20:55,239 --> 01:20:59,359
Speaker 2: You're fat ass, Oh baby, all right, I love it, Johnny.

1646
01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:01,319
Speaker 3: I'm same to you, brothers.

1647
01:21:01,319 --> 01:21:03,479
Speaker 2: I love you so much. Come see me in traps.

1648
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,439
Me spit out popcorn. Come see me in traps maybe, Johnny,

1649
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:08,479
come see me and.

1650
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,399
Speaker 3: Tell you I haven't performed any The last time I

1651
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,840
performed was in San Diego like two weeks ago, and

1652
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:16,279
then before that it was like two years or something.

1653
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,239
Speaker 5: Dude, I'm house sitting over for my buddy Chris Is

1654
01:21:18,239 --> 01:21:21,039
you know him? His neighbor Bobby's a great guy. I'm

1655
01:21:21,079 --> 01:21:24,760
hanging out with Bobby and he goes, Dude, I gotta

1656
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:26,159
see you. I gotta come to that show. I got

1657
01:21:26,279 --> 01:21:28,600
to meet Sammy, and I hope Johnny comes up.

1658
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,039
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about Punch Shrunk is when you and

1659
01:21:31,199 --> 01:21:33,720
Johnny get Sammy so twisted and he gets so mad

1660
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:37,800
that he just leaves. You're obviously listening to a few

1661
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:38,720
episodes of Punch Shrunk.

1662
01:21:39,039 --> 01:21:41,239
Speaker 3: He's mellowed a lot sam though I don't think he

1663
01:21:41,279 --> 01:21:43,840
would do that well, I guess if Yeah, there's certain

1664
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:44,720
ways we could get him.

1665
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's certain ways we would get him.

1666
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,439
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't bring up that phone number thing,

1667
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:51,039
because I would be worried that he wouldn't want to

1668
01:21:51,039 --> 01:21:53,520
talk about that, bringing up his phone even though nobody

1669
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:54,319
can see it now, but.

1670
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,600
Speaker 2: Because people he's like, bro go looking for it.

1671
01:21:58,119 --> 01:22:00,479
Speaker 3: He's not there. Yeah, he would be worthorried about that.

1672
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,720
Speaker 2: I love anybody. I'll talk to you guys all soon.

1673
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,359
Everybody considerate what does this mean?

1674
01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:11,319
Speaker 3: Johnny? You could do nothing banned. People would clap you

1675
01:22:11,399 --> 01:22:14,319
can do nothing and people, what does that mean? Banned people?

1676
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:17,239
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1677
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:19,039
Speaker 1: That question.

1678
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,039
Speaker 2: Johnny, give us some ghost Sucket music real quick. I'm

1679
01:22:22,039 --> 01:22:23,479
closing a ghost Socket music.

1680
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:26,119
Speaker 3: This person says they're not a man. I don't believe that. Oh,

1681
01:22:26,239 --> 01:22:29,920
and people would clap. But yeah, okay, I believe me.

1682
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:30,479
I've tried that.

1683
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:31,600
Speaker 1: It didn't work.

1684
01:22:33,399 --> 01:22:35,079
Speaker 2: Johnny, give us some Go Sucket musical.

1685
01:22:35,319 --> 01:22:36,520
Speaker 3: Oh you want some Go Soucket music?

1686
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:37,119
Speaker 6: I got that.

1687
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:41,439
Speaker 2: You got one for that? Oh, that's for sure. I

1688
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:44,479
care consider it sucks.

1689
01:22:53,039 --> 01:22:53,960
Speaker 1: What did they say?

1690
01:22:58,399 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 2: Friend?

1691
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:08,039
Speaker 1: Every Girl's My girlfriend? Every good? It disturbs me how

1692
01:23:08,119 --> 01:23:12,119
much Sam loved this song. The ans was like, yeah,

1693
01:23:12,199 --> 01:23:22,479
special nege, what am I saying? Jobby?

1694
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:23,840
Speaker 2: Stop this?

1695
01:23:24,159 --> 01:23:34,560
Speaker 1: Letther frock. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are,

1696
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:38,600
If you're a drum puncture, what well, bye bye on

1697
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,279
the problem.

1698
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:43,119
Speaker 3: If you want to find this h and buy it,

1699
01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:47,560
the kids with knee high Let's get busy.

1700
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:50,199
Speaker 1: As the name of the album, every.

1701
01:23:50,039 --> 01:23:56,119
Speaker 6: Girl's My girlfriend, Every Girl's My girlfriend.

1702
01:23:57,199 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 1: I made, I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote.

1703
01:24:00,119 --> 01:24:02,920
Should this be the new punch Drunk theme