Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world. This is the band A bad kilto Core
is the lies.
Speaker 2: And kicking mun over here. Head Let you're asking signs.
Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world. This is the bad kilto Core is a lies.
Speaker 2: And kicking mun over here and head let you're asking sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Is that the whole intro?
Speaker 2: That's it because we got sued by.
Speaker 3: And we didn't get sued, but we we we had
to stop using that jet song on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Guys to punch drunk sports where winners win. Okay, that's
all you need to know. The winners are winning here. Okay,
the winners are winning. You're looking at three winners here
back for the first time four months. So let's start
from the beginning. Who do you think is gonna win
the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: I got my money on the Eagles, but I don't
know if they're gonna make it.
Speaker 4: I think you're wrong, dude. Okay, let's put a lot
of money on it. Okay, okay, ton of cash.
Speaker 2: And what do you guys think about this Buscher Douglas
Mike Tyson fight coming up?
Speaker 1: I dude, you know Tyson is gonna walk through.
Speaker 2: It's the easiest money in the bank. Baby.
Speaker 1: He's Johnny JJ Woodard. You know him in this level
and this is the team and I'm.
Speaker 4: Sweet, sweet, sweet Sammy tea. We're back at it, guys,
We're back at it. The comments are on fire.
Speaker 2: Are you this?
Speaker 1: So many comments?
Speaker 2: Oh do we have? Think? I'm live right now? Ye?
Speaker 1: We're so live. People are like, why why are you
so live? No, dude, we're on YouTube, so you gotta
watch your mouth t bow.
Speaker 3: By the way, the guy telling you that, Jason, the
guy telling you that said the N word on our
Broken Sin broadcast.
Speaker 2: You want me to say, now, get in the comments,
gotta cut pants on.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to be back at punshrunk. I'm dropping all
of this sports knowledge for free.
Speaker 2: I mean, actually, technically where the three of us are
losing money right now? Uh?
Speaker 1: Sammy, Yeah, buddy.
Speaker 2: We haven't done the pod in a while.
Speaker 5: And let me say, last time we talked off camera,
Johnny made a wacky prediction and he was right. Johnny said,
I just have a special feeling, Malcolm Jamal Warner is
gonna drown in the next year.
Speaker 1: I remember that dude, it's so crazy. Dude. Everyone's like,
they killed Ozzie.
Speaker 4: They killed like Ozzy was a seventy six year old
drug addict, was seventy one seventy one year old wrestler,
which is a thousand years in wrestling, and Malcolm Jamal
Warner was a black guy swimming. It totally makes sense,
you know what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, every one of them was just like, got me,
come on.
Speaker 5: There were three very cliche deaths if I'm said, you
know what I mean, Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: Like a total idiot who's like brain dad, just like, hey,
look at that handyman like in an electric you know box.
Speaker 4: You know how I said that once. I've said that
Thalace in times. It's almost like you've heard my new act.
Speaker 2: Then I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. Hey, hey guys, we got action everywhere here.
We got a lot of action. A lot of people
are talking about action here. Hey, hey, Jason Teba, where
are you going to be um?
Speaker 2: Well, Sammy, I'm glad you asked well, that's why I asked, Well, basically,
on the frequency of this show.
Speaker 5: August three, twenty ninety six, I am going to be
at the International Space Station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, congrats on the big gig who books that.
Speaker 5: Well, he hasn't been born yet, sham okay, perfect, he
hasn't been born yet. But I'll be at the Four
Winds Casino like September twenty third ish with Duncan Trussell.
Speaker 2: Guys, you guys know him. He seems like a pretty
funny guy. I've heard of that guy, Four Winds Casino, South.
Speaker 1: Bend and uh, hey, Jason, can you do me a favor?
Can you be more out of this shop? Police? Is
it possible to do?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: Was not a great angle of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. I know you don't want to
see your mom's house.
Speaker 2: I know you're there. I'm over house, sitting front of
a buddy.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you just get in the middle of it.
We're professional podcasting team, well.
Speaker 5: Because I don't have my normal setup and so I'm
not just on my iPad and the cameras.
Speaker 2: So it's very good.
Speaker 4: How's that Oh, wacky Jackie's here. She's always throwing sex
heat at me.
Speaker 2: Just so you guys know, I have another plog. Guys,
for the rest of this podcast, I'll be in the
middle of my screen.
Speaker 4: Okay, center dates for that and if you want to
see the one only Sam Tripley, and I know you do.
Damn is going to be at the Comedy Sober Comedy
Cast August twelfth, August seventeen, I'm at Huntington Beach that
I'm in Kansas City August twenty eighth through the thirtieth, Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 1: Wonder who's going to be with me? Who knows? Everybody?
Speaker 2: We'll get to that later.
Speaker 1: September twelfth and thirteenth.
Speaker 4: Then I'm going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma on October tenth,
Oklahoma City on the eleventh. And that's right, Your daddy
is is headlining the Big Room at the Comedy Mothership
October seventeenth through the nineteenth where when and then skank
Fest end the year.
Speaker 1: And then I think I'm wrapping it up after that.
I think I'm gonna take a little break and breathe. Sam.
Speaker 2: When you're in Oklahoma City, I hope you won't be bombing.
Speaker 1: Johnny. You gotta get those sound effects going.
Speaker 5: That's that's the only reason in the middle of my screen.
And you don't even have to sound effect for a
good bombing joke.
Speaker 3: We never even did sound effects.
Speaker 1: Hey, so yeah, we did. Actually we didn't before you
came on. Renee did sound effects all the time, so
I was produce punch ma. It was. It was that
was Aaron didn't We always had We always had something
Aaron found back. I had sound effects, had sound.
Speaker 3: Baron never did sound effects.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. It was just mostly him farting and he.
Speaker 1: Was traumatized by seeing balls.
Speaker 2: He had one sound effect. It was just him crying.
But a divorce.
Speaker 1: But uh Sam.
Speaker 3: Also, you know you mentioned date have a date in
September that we were talking about going to that fight.
Speaker 1: What the Yeah, I gotta go make money, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad we did.
Speaker 1: We almost bought tickets, like we almost did. We almost
ahead and told you know what almost happened. I don't
know it didn't have What.
Speaker 3: Scares me because you owe me many hundreds of dollars
for Oasis tickets and I'm afraid you're gonna fly out
that weekend.
Speaker 1: I went, why would I do that? Johnny?
Speaker 3: I mean we man.
Speaker 2: Hang on? Oh tell me no, We'll continued dates at
the gates because that will lead us into.
Speaker 4: The Everyone's saying RP, Aaron. Right now, everyone's saying our
I p I miss Aaron.
Speaker 1: We miss Aaron to how's he doing?
Speaker 6: He's good.
Speaker 1: Did he ask you to help him get rid of
his wife?
Speaker 4: Because that's everything time I talk to him, that's all
he talks about, you get rid of this problem.
Speaker 5: He sent me a text the other day it's like,
would you mind carrying my ask it? And then he
died like three days later. Aaron's dead to everybody watching
live right now, Aaron.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna miss We're going to mission. We're
going on miss so no, yeah, we'll probably get copyright
strike done that because I.
Speaker 5: All of November, I'll be in Los Angeles, probably a
comedy Chaos in November in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: But let's get to this.
Speaker 5: September twelfth, September thirteenth. September thirteenth is the what we're
talking about now is the uh Crawford Canelo fight?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, that was fight in ten years Sam. You
thought you were gonna go to that fight and you
didn't even know that You and I will be doing
the comedy Bar in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, September thirteenth, four shows. Johnny Big Announcement is going.
Speaker 1: To be there, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was what we didn't tell you, guys. Johnny's
gonna pop in on his own dime, would not make
any money. Come hang out, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that, Johnny. Do your do
your wacky wacky characters, Johnny, play some of your new
characters that you've been developing since the last time we podcast. Yeah, Johnny,
do it, do it?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: Sassy black guy? Can we hear it?
Speaker 3: I don't have a sassy black guy, Sam.
Speaker 1: Well, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Johnny, you got
you got a ton of characters. Stop, you can do
a friend tibo. He's one of us. You don't have
to be weird.
Speaker 2: No, no, you got all these new characters, he gives,
texting me, all these new characters.
Speaker 5: Like, Johnny, let's hear that character you were bragging about
the other night via text, called a mouthy white girl
gets what's coming to her?
Speaker 7: Hear that character, Johnny, Your character who doesn't know how
to listen? Do that character, Johnny, that's your fun.
Speaker 5: He said what he goes, He goes this, This new
character of mine is really just a visual. It's called
thirsty slut.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 3: I can't do that one clean. We can't do that
one on the stream.
Speaker 2: That is just a visual.
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Johnny's this We're gonna announce your only fans, you know what?
Speaker 3: You know, it's really frustrating. There's this relatively hot chick,
I know, and she told everybody she was doing only fans,
and it turned out it was for her art.
Speaker 4: Like bitch, oh yeah, that's how these chicks are did
They're like being a whore for art.
Speaker 1: That's what they do all the time.
Speaker 2: But you know, you could easily say, pictures of your
butthole is art? What kind of art is she doing?
Speaker 1: No, it's like legit are It's just like more like
bart Am I right? Dude? Am I right?
Speaker 2: You would make absolutely it's right there.
Speaker 1: This is boy, this is rough the best thing we've
ever had. Look at the people going crazy in the
comments section, like this podcast peak right now, we're podcast peaking.
Speaker 5: Who were you most surprised about their death? Ozzy Osbourne,
Hulk Hogan, Ryan Sandberg?
Speaker 1: Well, Ryan Samberg because I didn't even know he's still live.
Speaker 2: I mean he's like our age. He had like cancer.
Speaker 1: No, dude, he's older than us.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not crazy old though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like sixty or seventy.
Speaker 2: He's younger in Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're like that you aged like
your seventy sixty five.
Speaker 3: Well he's not that old.
Speaker 1: Sixty five is not that young either. Yeah, but he's not.
I mean, that's not like that you guys are You
guys are basically answering the question from me, Ryan Samber.
Speaker 3: No, but I mean he's like, what, that's fifteen years
sort of the life expectancy of a male in this country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he said, Ryan Samberg, like, what are we
talking about here? Yes?
Speaker 5: Sam, the real answer was zero. I'm sorry all those
people died. They were Americans, You fucking prick.
Speaker 2: Sam.
Speaker 1: So going back to the guys, say to my brother
real quick, Jay's it's the.
Speaker 2: Team bowl Jackson. What's up? Jack?
Speaker 1: The white boat got go lower?
Speaker 2: Jay?
Speaker 4: We can't see your face. There were the white bo
Jackson's right here, number one high.
Speaker 1: School bowler in New York State, up state, Upstate New
York legend. By the way, team bigger dick than me.
Do you know that? This guy's because me, you and
Jason rat Ratford, Uh, we compare dicks and yours was
the biggest hawk your naked.
Speaker 2: Both your daughters have bigger dicks than you.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, Hunghorn. I thought t BO had
all the dicks. T Bow, T Bow, Yeah, t Bow
had that special kind of thing. That is hello, better
looking version of Sam. Yeah, I'm telling you, he's a
better looking He's got all the good jeans. This guy's
the winner. You're right a podcast, Yeah, you're on a
podcast right now.
Speaker 2: And now we just saw old Jason.
Speaker 1: Anybody, No, I just wrecked it. My brother just got
in a car accident. We did damn what happened my brother?
Speaker 4: You know, there's a section by my house where it's
just like like all these mini lights and tiny blocks
and they never coordinate with each others. And then Jason's
over there like just planning how he's going to dominate
the val a industry.
Speaker 1: And he just went right through the light.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I know, I know those you're talking about,
to where there's like you can't even see him like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you see a light down the way
You're like, oh it's green.
Speaker 3: Right, I almost did that several times.
Speaker 4: I tell you, coming under this underpass and you can't
see that light from the left lane until you get
under the underpass, which is like negative distance.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about, dude, Thank you, Jason,
get off my show.
Speaker 5: A thousand bucks is this podcast is in a courtroom
where he's given his fucking dissertation A byt What just happened.
Speaker 1: Damn to me?
Speaker 2: Like triple if he would have said, like, oh, was
making a fire while I was driving. Bro.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know what, dude, this show was one of
the original sports comedy podcasts. And then you know, Dave
Pointnoy goes in just Jackson and he does barstool sports.
Speaker 1: Do you see what he was dressed like on the
internet now, Dildo Corn? Do you see dresses? Dildo Corn?
Are you talking about when he got the little like
black cube on his head?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's it called filling or whatever?
Speaker 1: Bildoe Corn's alive and jewish, dude.
Speaker 2: It sounds like all we need to do is be
like yelling at each other more and taking bites of pizzas.
Speaker 1: Dude, we didn't know how good we had it back then.
People didn't understand the magic of that yelling fest it
podcast goal.
Speaker 2: You never did, Hey, So let's get in some sports
Sammy really want with this Raiders news.
Speaker 5: I'm going to talk to you about this. You're thirty
seven million dollars. Here's a great conspiracy defensive tackle.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what happened.
Speaker 2: Who just walks by a guy gives them a kiss
on his head.
Speaker 1: I think that's it? Is that what you think?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah and bye and bye zoomack. We gotta get him
on here and we have to do like we'll put
it in the corner too.
Speaker 2: Here's what I think, Sam, You tell me what you think.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what happened. And if you know,
if you want to hear it, let me tell you.
Speaker 5: Tell me how close I am then, because here's here,
this dude who's thirty seven million bucks on the hook,
who's playing like a three million dollar guy walks by
a rookie as a groove, kisses him on his forehead.
Speaker 2: No different than are you we do to somebody or something.
Speaker 5: That guy goes to HR and now they go, wait
a minute, we have legal recourse to get out of
this fucking contract. All of a sudden, All of a sudden,
the NFL doesn't want any hubbub. We didn't want to
pay this guy this much money. We can save all
this money by letting them go because he made an
HR thing. So they're protecting the shit out of the
guy who still haven't heard who it was.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Here's what it is. This
guy Will Kurtson was the Dwight Howard of of the NFL.
Speaker 4: He's just staring at dude's dogs, probably getting really uncomfortable. Then,
on top of that, wasn't rehabbing properly and he's just
staring at dogs. Dude, I mean, Dwight Howard literally ran
him out, ran himself out by staring at dongs and
touching dogs.
Speaker 2: I'd be staring at him so much.
Speaker 1: I know, dude, you're thirsty. Somebody brought up about dude
there are some old school punch trunk fans here, Dode.
We have not heard from the training corresponded in years hunting.
Speaker 2: You know where he is, Philip Living he's a power
forward in the w n b A nowt he's playing
for the day Zampons.
Speaker 1: So we got this, uh with the NFL is here.
August is great. We already got some preseason games and
everybody's thinking the Raiders are only gonna win six games.
I feel good, dude, But this is every Raiders season.
I'm like, this is the year we do some damage
and then the then it to two weeks in the
wheels come off. But for some reason I have a
lot because here's the first time with the Raiders. The
Raiders are for the first time ever is coming in
with a great coach.
Speaker 4: And after a garbage season. Every other time Mark Davis
will have a good season. We either make the playoffs
or not. He gets rid of the coach and brings
in a name coach and it just goes off the rails.
They just get rid of the whole team that made
the playoffs. This is the first time we're going in
where the coach can actually put together something from nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm in he's also gosh, I mean, is we were
talking about old coach? He be eighty something? Hold is
how old is he?
Speaker 1: Seventy something? Dude?
Speaker 4: If that guy's eighty, that's the most athletic eighty year
old I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: He's in good shape for a guy his age, but
he's not something fucking new. Let's reimprove ourselves the race.
Speaker 1: Okay, eighty year old Pete Carroll or alcoholic Jason teb
in a foot race. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How drunk am I? How drunk are he?
Speaker 1: You can call it, you can call it all right.
Speaker 2: I only get nine beers? He give only he gets none?
Speaker 1: None?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably you know what one hundred yard dash second?
I'm under ten seconds?
Speaker 1: Hold on, you think you will run one hundred yard
dash in ten seconds?
Speaker 2: Oh under with nine beers? Because then I get this
thing that clicks in me that the cops are behind
me after eight beers.
Speaker 5: I get.
Speaker 2: It's like fucking lickety split. Bro gets.
Speaker 1: You're out of crimes free, aud A, crimes free.
Speaker 5: If I'm completely sober, I could run a hundred yard
dash by about maybe just under an.
Speaker 2: Hour, Tea.
Speaker 4: Everyone's asking you if you ever got action with Sarah
before she got married to a wonderful human?
Speaker 2: Which one Sarah? Yeah, I mean to find action. She
fisted me, but that was it, and I think, okay,
so that doesn't count.
Speaker 1: That doesn't That was.
Speaker 2: Mostly out of anger. Sam. I have a very controversial comedy.
Speaker 1: Johnny played the controversy, found the controversy song Your coversity
not conversity. I did go for it.
Speaker 2: This is a contra versy from Comedy Chaos. All right,
you know that guy? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we do kind of show.
Speaker 2: Johnny got him sued? What yep, m.
Speaker 1: John what did you do?
Speaker 3: It's not I mean in the butter in the butterfly
effect sense, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, what.
Speaker 1: Really? I got him sued?
Speaker 2: What did I do?
Speaker 1: He just the other day?
Speaker 3: No, I mean just listen, it's not it's not.
Speaker 1: Johnny, You're dangerous. Play the dangerous sound of that danger music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dangerous, all ship.
Speaker 1: Watch who gets you suited? All right, perfect.
Speaker 2: Eggs, get yourself.
Speaker 5: So anyways, he comes on your podcast, he does Comedy Chaos.
At Comedy Chaos, he meets Lisa Sunstat, who runs that
Pretty Funny Women. Oh no, she gets into a contract
with him where I get She gets fifty percent of
his tour and she gets to co produce his special
and her news special.
Speaker 2: And then he breaches the contract.
Speaker 5: Oh my, she served him with papers at his last
show for one hundred thousand dollars in damages.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And who you blame on that? Not TLC, not All
Things Comedy, Johnny Woodard.
Speaker 1: Johnny, why did you tell them the side? Why did
he talk to me? I'd be like don't sign that.
That's so stupid.
Speaker 2: Johnny play that, don't sign that music.
Speaker 1: Don't play that, Johnny, johnn't sign that music.
Speaker 2: Sign that shit, don't sign it, don't sign it.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 3: I thought you were joking, Jason when you told me that.
Speaker 2: Because I heard about the article, and then when I
heard about the he got served in.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you do that, I would say. I mean, like,
I've done shows with her. She's a nice person, but
you would never sign fifty.
Speaker 3: He was doing a lot of shows with her though,
if you noticed his like on Instagram, I follow him
very closely. Uh, he was doing a lot of shows
with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just I'm sad.
Speaker 3: I mean the way they market that show too is
like and her funny women. Have you noticed that? That's
how they build that show.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll say this, Why can't it just be funny people?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm with you. Why can't be funny people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny play the funny people music?
Speaker 3: Do we have any hold on I'm not sure we have.
Speaker 1: This is that all you have is that song? You know,
have anything else?
Speaker 2: I'm fine with it. We're trying to do a joke, Sam,
are we Johnny, because we're here's.
Speaker 1: The fight Nanny. I saw Jeff the other day briefly.
Speaker 3: My girl thought her name was the fat Nanny, like for.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I can't believe you called her
the fat nanny, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I mean she never saw her.
Speaker 1: Nanny.
Speaker 2: Johnny, play that fat Nanny song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the sound of Jason's future right here.
Speaker 2: That in the history of the world. Honey, Johnny, play
that fat Nanny song.
Speaker 1: What is that the dinner bell?
Speaker 3: No, it's a closing bell for cash. It's all I got.
Speaker 1: You remember where we stuck our dogs?
Speaker 2: And look who's there.
Speaker 1: It's the mud show themselves, the only guy man. Welcome
Chad zooms. I'm better with sound effects than Johnny.
Speaker 3: Buddy, I don't do sound effects.
Speaker 1: That's not a sound Johnny, Chad zoomox in. What do
you you got?
Speaker 6: I got it all, I got it all, got it?
Speaker 4: Johnny, Will you put up a clock real quick and
that will be the countdown till Chad burns another bridge
for us by the end of this show, real quick,
and you put up.
Speaker 1: A clock somewhere. Come on, burn the bridge.
Speaker 6: Watch the live views go up. That now that I'm
on I am boxing dude.
Speaker 1: You they love you in the comments.
Speaker 6: I'm box office. Watch the live views they're going this.
Speaker 5: This video right now looks like the Brady bunch of
like prison butt plugs.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. It sounded good,
It sounded you like, really combined. So Chad, let's get
into some hot sports talk talk, you know. Yeah, so, uh, dude,
what is going.
Speaker 8: Just put it right there, Johnny, Just put it right
the Chad will be our mystery. Guess mystery ga.
Speaker 6: Am I in the penalty box?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad penalox.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what we'll do. Yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 2: Chad.
Speaker 1: We miss you in the penalty box.
Speaker 4: You remember you're so angry at that and you were
like if I come back, there's no penalty box.
Speaker 1: We're like, you'll come back.
Speaker 3: I was trying to do a countdown there, but it
just takes some of the whole screen.
Speaker 6: Johnny, Why is North Carolina the shittiest state ever?
Speaker 1: Oh? Whoa shots fired? I told you, Chad, he's a disruptor.
Speaker 2: Johnny, give us our shittiest state song that you have
loaded that?
Speaker 1: Where'd you come up with that?
Speaker 2: That's what ship.
Speaker 6: How'd you get that song?
Speaker 3: Literally the song that came with the boards?
Speaker 1: Why so, Chad, let's get into it, Chakoor Sanders? Does
he make the team? Or that guy do that and
he be Sanders? Do any Sanders make this team? Or
do they get rid of gabriel I Glacias? Do you know?
Speaker 9: I'm I'm neighbors with the one Sanders kid the down here.
He lives like Shiloh. I saw I see him all
the time. He's all he's always about. Is he just
like what the women at That's why he keeps you know,
he's looking for white bitches at all times.
Speaker 1: I think he'll make the team. Dude, there's nothing about
fat ass white chicks in Cleveland. He must be so happy.
I'm Tampa. I'm in Tampa. Oh, he's in Tampa. Okay?
Did he Oh he got drafted by the Bucks?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, the other one drafted by the Bucks.
Speaker 9: There's Shiloh and there's uh chadure is the quarterback in
Cleveland and that we have five quarterbacks right now.
Speaker 6: It's a fucking mess. It's a night.
Speaker 9: You got the one that likes handies. Yeah, well, Deshaun's done.
It's a it's a wrap.
Speaker 3: You got Jo the owner of the other Day, saying
that he didn't want to take shadure.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, your owner is literally the worst owner in sports.
I I'm not I will never argue that he's the
one who wanted Johnny Manziel.
Speaker 1: He's the Donald Sterling of the NFL.
Speaker 9: He wanted Johnny Manzel That's why we got set back everything,
and he also wanted this guy. But he also wants
to set himself back because he realizes he gets the
backlash from that.
Speaker 6: I'm rooting for him. I want him to do well.
He's doing everything the best he can.
Speaker 1: We'll see. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know how it's go.
Speaker 1: What's the word in Cleveland? What is people? Are they
saying he's doing well because yes, YouTube's got killed it
And the next one is like, he's gonna get caught.
But is it? Give us the scoop? Dude, that's why
you're here.
Speaker 6: He's no, he's carrying himself well and he's doing everything
you need to do right.
Speaker 1: He knows he.
Speaker 9: Dropped with the fifth round. Yeah, the fifth round, yeah,
so he knows he has to do everything right. He says,
I don't want my dad at my practices.
Speaker 3: Why I already didn't want his dad at a practice
because he wasn't getting starting reps was why.
Speaker 1: I already did want his dad at the practice, because
he's afraid his dad was going to intercept his ball
and running back and then there we go. That's me,
by the way, dude, let's have a sound of battle
right now.
Speaker 6: I want to dude Johnny as a producer.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to create a penalty box thing to go
over top of Zumak Right now.
Speaker 9: Can I just say I love Johnny Woodard. He's the best.
I've always loved Johnny.
Speaker 3: Now, you're kids in Zumac have the biggest sage.
Speaker 2: I say it every the sound effect off for the fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a sound effect off.
Speaker 3: What I mean? You know what I happened.
Speaker 6: Let's go Shody, Let's go oh wow.
Speaker 1: You can tell chat.
Speaker 2: Johnny. What do you have though?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have a mega whoa?
Speaker 6: You want to go megaphone for megaphone?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: Damn whoa? Oh man, it's odd. It's odd. Whoa robot
deep throating voice? He sensor somehow.
Speaker 2: This is a tiny.
Speaker 1: I can whoa?
Speaker 2: That's whoa?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 2: Why don't you guys fuck right now?
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that. I mean with you.
Speaker 3: I got a roadtest to bitch who.
Speaker 1: Control? You know control? They be competing Tibo? Where are
you at?
Speaker 6: Are you in Indiana or something?
Speaker 1: Where are you at? Where are you at? T baw
on this cuber effect off? Where are you at?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: So far, I like when they were about to fuck,
and I'd like to see that continued. Uh yeah, I'm like,
uh over more towards like Michigan City, La Port area.
I'm like an hour outside Chicago right now.
Speaker 6: So let me ask you something, t Bow. Are you
fallowing to Indiana fever?
Speaker 2: No? Not really questions.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, Tibo has very tight, tight tight connections
to the Indiana lesbian scene.
Speaker 1: So he's probably in a couple of w NBA fantasy leagues.
Speaker 5: No, I'm actually commissioner of the league. I'm talking about
fantasy league.
Speaker 6: Take on, Caitlin Clark, talk to me, talk to us.
Speaker 5: She's a white girl that can shoot threes, that couldn't
probably couldn't probably play high school men's basketball.
Speaker 1: No, she's played the guy. She likes them up too,
because she can just shoot threes all day.
Speaker 2: Apparently, she's a good golfer.
Speaker 3: Did you know that the k when the w NBA started,
they didn't have a three point line. Isn't that strange?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They You know what, they should have had a
kitchen so they could cook.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, you're cooking.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm on fire, bro. I haven't done a
punch truck in a while. I've been saving these bullets. Check.
Speaker 4: We talk about the green dildo false flag event that's
been happening at the w n B.
Speaker 1: A it's a false flag event. People were talking about it.
Speaker 6: I love that trend. I want everyone to throw dildos
on the court.
Speaker 1: It's the they act like they're angry.
Speaker 4: Dude, that's like throwing an eight ball at me and
a and and mood dog at Chad and Tebow.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, don't throw us what we love. Don't
throw us what we love about.
Speaker 2: The Buffalo Bill started that, though. The Bills started that
with the dis Yeah, they started with dill Do's going
in the ends, and Buffalo Bill started it, and now
they just picked it up the whole w NBA seemed
to his pick don't why is it green? Though?
Speaker 4: The women in the comments section, all three of them
seem to have zero problems with green dildos.
Speaker 1: They're like, give us more.
Speaker 2: You know what. I hated it. No, I'm starting to
kind of like it. I'm pretty sure all three of
those comments were from the training correspondence.
Speaker 1: I could tell, dude, I could tell.
Speaker 6: But it's like the octopus with the hockey teams. You know,
it's it's fun. I like it w NBA because it's
all they all hate each other.
Speaker 9: They're assholes, they're disruptive, they don't appreciate Caitlin.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 6: It's drama. It's everything I want in sports.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of uh that chick page Buckets. They
call her from Dallas. Yeah, she's on Dallas. She's doing Oh.
Speaker 2: Dude, what's been doing for ten minutes? Kelly?
Speaker 1: So you know what they've done in the w n
B A they took all the hot chicks and put
them on the fever because they knew everybody's watching.
Speaker 4: And now they se Fia Cunningham's hot. Yeah, they can't
win a game because they got all the hot chicks.
Any angry lesbians are.
Speaker 1: Just laying them out. You know, show me her, Sofia
Cunny google her right now, she's gorgeous. She's so hot, Johnny,
will you look her up real quick?
Speaker 6: I jerked after yesterday?
Speaker 1: All right, for the record, really knuckles up, her knuckles down,
its chad, knuckles up or knuckles down. She's hot. You're
out of your minds all right?
Speaker 3: She's your mom.
Speaker 1: Your mom would have left your other mom for her.
Speaker 3: She's not as hot as that one chick though. What
the other blonde girl from the girl from the Sparks?
Speaker 2: I can't even see you. You can't see you can
see you, but you like a thousand small little poster stamps.
Speaker 3: What are you watching on your phone?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was watching on his phone literally?
Speaker 2: No, oh yeah? Sure.
Speaker 1: How about that one where it's showing the multi pictures
of her over multiple years, where there was one multiple pictures?
Speaker 6: Is it is?
Speaker 1: That's it? The many faces, the glow up, that's the
glow up.
Speaker 4: She got a pretty of course they do once they
get in their stripper fan the hottest what's the chickwives?
Speaker 3: What's the other blonde name? Sam?
Speaker 1: She's on the Sparks, that's all I know. I call
her Sparks. Okay, she's really hot.
Speaker 6: Girls.
Speaker 1: You guys don't know this. But the w NBA players
have a sponsored deal and they get free bleachings. That's
when they that's when they glow up.
Speaker 3: They get this is the hottest chicken in the w
n B A bar none right here here, it is
right here.
Speaker 4: Talk to me, Talk to me. Yeah, I mean she
doesn't have much of a body, but she has a
great face.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You don't like like super fit chicks though, that's your not.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's the one in the dog park commercial
of the new Balance. It looks like every dog part
uh poster.
Speaker 2: She's six four by.
Speaker 3: The way, No, you're crazy.
Speaker 6: She's the girl six.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, just be cool.
Speaker 2: The taller she is, the more likely to.
Speaker 1: Do that one when she's spread eagle. Go back to
the spread eagle one. Christ she spread eagle one. Now
you lost the picture.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry I think Sam was having a flashback.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh, Sam, Sam, you don't know, Jason. Sam
has been off of pornography for like two weeks, so this.
Speaker 1: Is over two weeks. You garbage? Really, Sammy, Thank you dude.
It's a hard fight. I'm officially seventeen days off of pornographer.
Speaker 2: What do you mean off of that? I came out
looking at it.
Speaker 1: I do not watch penetration.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that you're not auditioning for it anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I shut that long time ago when they're like, dude,
your dick is not good enough to be on camera.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so shripley, what do you think about Chris Paul
coming back to the Clippers.
Speaker 1: Don't let me get into this, dude, let me get
into this all right. I'm so sick of ESPN talking
Matt Smack about the Clippers. Okay, so they're like they
go older, They're go older. Yeah, we have bench gus
that aren't gonna play a ton of minings to got older.
Bradley Beal is literally four months younger than the guy
we traded to Miami and then we got we got
that Collins kid and he's twenty seven. Dude. We are
eleven deep on this team.
Speaker 4: The only team that might be deeper than us or
two teams okay, see and and the and the the Rockets.
Speaker 1: That's it, dude. We are so deep this team. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: And most of the guys on this team have already
made their money, so it's not really about making cash,
it's about winning chips.
Speaker 1: I love this team. I think it's great. Everyone's crapping
on Bradley Beal. Dude, we got Bradley Beal who scored
seventeen points a game last year on a five million
dollar contract. Okay, he's gonna be the fourth or fifth
guy on this starting lineup. It's fine, dude, do a lot.
Oh Garnets in the comments section. Garnets, here you go,
cause you remember.
Speaker 2: Remember you're doing a live one, don't you know?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, John Lovett's podcast theater.
Speaker 2: Oh my, now I'm tardy to the party, and for
that I apologize.
Speaker 6: Well, Tibo, where are you staying with the Clippers?
Speaker 1: He's a bulls guy.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm Clippers balls. I'm pretty even. But I
would say I agree with Sam. They're better than they
were last year. Who cares who we signed. We're trying
to win next year. They're better than they were. But
he's on paper last year. Last year's problem was they
didn't have death. They didn't have a second team that
could come over and not only protectively, but maybe you
have to take one over. And I think on paper
we have that team. But like Sam said about the Raiders,
I mean every year I feel like I say the
same thing about the Clippers. Oh, we have these two
signings and the Clippers are always out of the draft.
Speaker 2: Last time Clippers had like a draw.
Speaker 1: We are positioning ourselves. Why and James Harden are gone.
We got draft picks and dude, we got a ton
of cap space. Looking good, looking good. I mean I
want to shout to all the drunk punchers there here.
We haven't done a while. They're showing up.
Speaker 3: Thousand people because.
Speaker 6: To me, I bring the heat.
Speaker 1: I'm the guy.
Speaker 6: I'm the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm action law enforcement. Is that what you're talking about.
By heat, you mean law enforcement?
Speaker 6: I'm Box office, Sam.
Speaker 1: I know you are, I know you are.
Speaker 6: I got your dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it, dude. So I'm loving basketball. I
think it's great. I think it's gonna be a good year.
Football is looking good if.
Speaker 1: Well. Dude. So I did this, ran on Instagram talking
about how like Andrew Freeman is the Nimrod of baseball.
And you know who nimrod is. He's the guy who
he's the great, He's the great hunter that wanted to
fight God, right, And it is my opinion that Andrew
Friedman is the Nimrod of baseball. He's constantly, constantly battling
the gods. Dude. He first of all, he does analytics,
which is anti baseball. Baseball is about rhythm, rhythm, and
these nerd dorks, these autistic nerd dorks are like, Oh,
my calculator, my calculation says you should play third base
even though you've never played third base ever. Okay, chat
chatter you chatter you that you don't even think the chat.
Don't pull that. Don't pull that on our show. We
know what you. Okay, Sammy, I swear to the hot
chicks are like the z stand and secretly chat on
other comps. Chat we know it. Dude, dude, put him
in wait a minute, don't do it. Come on during
the time and then he hasn't spendmo in there. He's
begging for money on our show. This show makes no money,
and you're taking some of our no money.
Speaker 2: Chad, Chad, you're in the penalty box.
Speaker 5: But Chad, can I get a penalty box a sound
effect from you instead of Johnny?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't hear him.
Speaker 2: Perfect Johnny, good job.
Speaker 1: That was just a good job on that one. Okay,
bring him out, he's gonna cry. Bring him out. That
was long. That was just a taste.
Speaker 6: Mack, where's Dave Anthony?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Pal again again?
Speaker 1: This guy, this guy. If you know Chad showing up,
just know he's bringing gasoline with him. Okay, well, Chad's
always welcome. I'm not on the shows that make money though.
Chad is not allowed on the show.
Speaker 2: You could have on a podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay. If we're making money on the show, Chat's not allowed.
We we Chat's nowhere allowed near there. Okay, so so
so this guy, this guy, Andrew Friedman, does analytics, and
this is why we win a ton of games during
the season, and then we just get blown out in
the playoffs. You remember two years before we win the
World Series. You're like, shit, but you won the World Series. Yeah,
because they did less analytics because the pressure is on him.
Then they win a championship, and then this dude gets
rid of guys from your World Series team. You always
run it back, You always give him a chance run
it back. He got rid of the winner of game
the pitching. The pitcher won game one, and the pitcher
won Game five. He let him walk for this Korean twink, dude,
Kareem twink, and then what SuDS and he's dude, that's
why they're hiding him, because Freeman's freaking out because he
gave him a gazillion dollars.
Speaker 4: And then, dude, this guy cuts Austin Barnes. Austin Barnes shot,
but he was the glue on the team. And ever
since they got rid of Austin Barnes, they've been jack
squat and dude, I took that rant. I put it
on the Dodgers subreddit and dude Xkans lost their minds
on me, lost their minds.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, dog, I'm glad Bobby Lee hit your car. Dog,
I'm good that this guy. Where's the super Chat money? Dude,
Chad's here.
Speaker 6: I'm here, I'm the money guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad's and mine? Guy, how come were getting no
super Chat? Let 's go, let's dance. Chad talk to him?
What are we thinking? What are we thinking about the calves?
Are we liking that they haven't made any moves?
Speaker 2: Do we like it? No?
Speaker 6: We got out your boy from Chicago, Tibo, the ball guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't care. I mean he's always hurt. Dude, his
dad after him with those with those speakers he got, he.
Speaker 2: Got his wooden he got him a deal for some
wooden shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his dad has no legs wearing wooden clogs in
the NBA.
Speaker 2: That was a joke.
Speaker 1: Well, I I I gave you a punchline.
Speaker 9: By the way, I'm getting information from my fans. They
say the super chats are not turned on for Jason's channel.
Speaker 1: Why are there no super chats? Johnny.
Speaker 9: Someone's trying to super chat right now and they say
they can't do it because it's not turned on.
Speaker 4: Johnny hates money, Dude. I try to sign money on money.
I'm the money guy.
Speaker 3: We talked about not doing it on this channel, but
I can turn them off.
Speaker 1: You why would we, Supney dog? What do you think
I'm doing this for free? Dude?
Speaker 6: Time on you fucking.
Speaker 3: I take that from Sam under protest. I don't take
it from you, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, Yeah, Oh you are dude. Chad is all right, Dude.
You pissed. You pissed Johnny off so much he short
circus wires. Dude. Holy shit, holy shit, Chad. I want
to bring you back. Are you gonna be cool cause
you put the gasoline away? You freaking pyro. You're freaking pyro,
I said.
Speaker 6: Friend of mine. I called Johnny a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 4: People were really enjoying you being the penalty box. I'm like,
give him a chance for twenty minutes, give him a chance,
give him a chaff. Hey, did you guys see Superman?
Speaker 2: No? I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1: It's good, great, it's.
Speaker 3: A good movie.
Speaker 6: He's terrible.
Speaker 3: Who terrible?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that they don't have any You know,
Chad hates America. You know.
Speaker 9: I see Johnny woodards Uh. I follow Johnny on Twitter.
He does movie reviews, and he said it was amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is great. It's good to Chad. You have
some weirdness with Johnny. I'm sensing some weirds.
Speaker 3: I keep every time I get a chance to talk
about him, I say how nice he was to me
when I first moved out.
Speaker 1: I do all. Johnny's like, let's get Chad on. I'm like,
I don't know, it's dangerous say that. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: I love Johnny.
Speaker 1: I love him more than you.
Speaker 3: You fucking asshole didn't even answer the phone.
Speaker 1: Chad is the first guest that's put his vemo up
on it on it It's always there. I put it
up there, just trying to get money drunk.
Speaker 2: In his defense, we haven't done a show since before Venmo.
When I first met Chad, I was like, Wow, what
a nice guy. He keeps offering me these roles for movies.
But then I started reading the roles. One woman was
our two deep throat, the other one was three inch Ppo.
Speaker 5: Screw Baka was another character, and I'm like, how many
Star Wars porns are you riding?
Speaker 2: That went to play Princess? Blow me?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 6: TiO, hey, tibo, do you know this?
Speaker 9: I met you know, Rachel Wolfson, the commit Her boyfriend
looks like you, young Matt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I met her boyfriend. I go, that's you
look at you act like Jason Tebo. Mad Mag had
the best about Jason Tebow. He had the best joke,
and it was when you're at a party and someone's
drinking non alcoholic period been through some ship. I thought
it was funny what he say.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear you you were laughing.
Speaker 1: You remember it, dude, You remember the joke laughing where
he talks about the guy. You know, whenever you're at
a pirate is a guy drinking non alcoholic beer. You
know he's been through some ship, right, that's a great joke, Chad,
do not use that. That's not our joke. Okay, you
took it thirty in Chad live stream.
Speaker 6: But the guy looks he was like a shitty Jason Tebow.
Speaker 1: Hey, dude, we are Matt Hager fans here.
Speaker 2: Buddy, he's a much better Jason.
Speaker 1: We're not this is negative. This isn't negative. Even said
that to his face. Ask him, I go, I go,
you remind me of Jason Tebow. No, but you said
you said something else about Matt.
Speaker 6: I didn't mean he was a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I was mean.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, be nice Chad friends.
Speaker 2: Secondary, why is Johnny gone back? It's fine, It was okay,
Just so you know, that was a no no.
Speaker 1: See, Johnny thinks he's Neil from the Matrix, so he's
trying to glitch out.
Speaker 3: I got a new capture car coming today, but it's
not here yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, was that even mean? Dude? What do you
tell us?
Speaker 1: What does what it even mean? Chah, where were you
when you found out that Hall Cogan passed? Were Tampa
was volumes?
Speaker 6: Hold on?
Speaker 1: It's going on? Oh no, oh no, I got it?
I got okay?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 2: Where were you when you heard Hull coking past?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 6: Hall Cogan lives thirty minutes from me.
Speaker 1: I live in n anymore. He's gone. He doesn't live
near at all.
Speaker 2: He lived near the cemetery. Motherfucker.
Speaker 6: I mean you have to admit he's iconic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to admit that. I mean that's obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's a thing. We have to talk about it.
Speaker 1: But it was heard.
Speaker 3: Racist. Why did the black people hate him? I missed it?
Speaker 6: What did he?
Speaker 1: I think that were you reenacted? Exactly what he said
when you were reenacted?
Speaker 9: I think Sam said, if you can't say the N
word on a sex tape, you can't say it anywhere.
Speaker 1: Did you say that, Sam? Yes? I know I didn't,
but I'll take credit it because I've caught it, that's
for sure. Asking when to call you the N word
in the bed is a real heat check, dude.
Speaker 9: How about Sam saying the N word and getting back
to New York City where Godfrey's pissed?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I called Godfrey and I text him
and he never hit me back. I want to talk
it out.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 6: If I can make this happen, call right.
Speaker 1: Now, make it happen. Let's just blow this whole thing up.
Let's just burn it.
Speaker 6: This is all from him, like he told me. He's like,
Sam's like I heard the Comedy Store is racist?
Speaker 1: Right now? Sam is one spot a week is making
the comedy Store racist?
Speaker 2: Are you making the Comedy Store of racist?
Speaker 1: Is this breaking?
Speaker 2: Give me a break in his song? Real Coruick?
Speaker 5: Hold on, come on, Johnny, breaking news song, Sam's racist,
breaking news.
Speaker 6: Why do you got the super with the the matrix
thing going?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sam's racist? Oh?
Speaker 6: Way to pull up that song?
Speaker 2: The ship right here I'm gonna be there is this
song right next to the whole cog.
Speaker 1: Your neighbors, Chad, Hey, hey, Tibo, we know you don't
have much longer.
Speaker 6: Yeah on the good people looks good dude, thank.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we know you don't have much longer.
Real quick, can you list who you want to speaking
your memorial?
Speaker 2: Well, let's see where.
Speaker 1: Do we want to have your memorial? How are we
going to pack this room?
Speaker 2: Well? I want it to be long, So I'm gonna
start with Leslie Jones. Give her the light at forty
So there's an hour and a half.
Speaker 4: Chad starting race Riots on the show Jack gets mad
when I drop an M bomb on his show, and
then he's like crying, and then he comes here and
you start race riots on our shows.
Speaker 2: Hang on, I'm gonna unify all races with my death.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go trip and then Godfrey and it'd
be like the Christian blood shaking hands.
Speaker 1: Ready, Oh, let's do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, hold on, we're calling Godfrey.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna call God for you guys.
Speaker 2: Ready, yeah? Sure?
Speaker 1: Can you hear him? I can't?
Speaker 6: All right, let's see if we can't. I'm just I'm
gonna step out on this. Who'll answer?
Speaker 1: Dude? He loves he loves me. He's the last, the last.
I hope he doesn't answer.
Speaker 6: So you look, you look, he's gonna answer right now.
Speaker 2: I hope he does.
Speaker 1: Answer. Godfrey Man, Chad, Chad's godfriends and places where the whiskey.
Speaker 3: Your call has been forward into voice the person you're
trying to reach.
Speaker 1: Chad.
Speaker 2: You know, Chad called his daddy, hasn't talked to in ninety.
Speaker 1: No, he'll call me back, trust me. Chad got b
by his stepdad and I told him to go revenge him,
and he wouldn't do it. I go bothing. Dude, he's
hurting now he's old. Can go take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why would take him, bro, You can take
him now.
Speaker 1: He's dead.
Speaker 6: He's in the ground. He died from COVID, which is awesome.
Speaker 2: Get his shovel and get revenge, which is great.
Speaker 6: That's why I love COVID. He killed my step on.
Speaker 1: Ronnie.
Speaker 4: Are you the only one here who didn't get either
molested or beaten up by somebody as a child.
Speaker 1: I think you're the only one. Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: Nothing like that.
Speaker 2: I've never been molested.
Speaker 3: We have super chat.
Speaker 1: The big buck that bitches.
Speaker 3: Said said, what will it take to bring the show
back weekly?
Speaker 1: A lot more than dollar ninety nine. I'll be back
to dollar ninety nine more than two bucks for sure.
I got molested by Larry I'm in.
Speaker 4: That's That's basically what it costs to get t Bow
Douce Sando comedy right now.
Speaker 1: So load it up.
Speaker 5: If anybody donates two dollars right now to Chad Zumak,
who then can write me and postdated check, I'll come
live with you.
Speaker 2: For three years. Oh shit, and I'm talking about day labor.
Speaker 6: Oh shit.
Speaker 2: You can't kick me out of the country.
Speaker 3: I got you, bro very rude, very rude lady. Actually,
I found out the other day. I was in high school.
I was the bully, is what I found out.
Speaker 1: Whoa Johnny had all these chicks going. I liked you,
and you bullied me.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of bullying. Yeah, like I was
a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, women, or to.
Speaker 3: Just in general, like you know, talking about how fat chicks.
Speaker 1: With the blacks Johnny Godfred should be calling you, not me.
Speaker 2: There is no way Johnny bullied another man because he
would just be shitting teeth instead of no.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that was no.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm you know, I mean not I don't
call it bullying, But how did you bully them? Just
you know, just just comments, like verbal, a lot of
verbal no physical. Obviously they do.
Speaker 4: They want us to bust a dollar ninety nine to
Michigan into t bow, put it on a greyhound and
send it to him, so we'd on the.
Speaker 5: Back of a donkey. I'll eventually get it. I mean,
that's what I'm saying, Johnny. Give us a lot of
give us some I used to bully women music for you, Johnny,
I have I actually have that.
Speaker 1: Do you care? Oh shit? Oh? Ship let me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, used to bully women. One thing we've learned
on this episode.
Speaker 1: I'll show you how my dad used to dance is
how my dad ready gone. That's pretty good. I don't
hate that. I don't hate that at all. Not a
bad dance.
Speaker 6: Not a bad dance.
Speaker 1: Oh Ship, my dad brought that heat. The only listened
to motome and we dance and grind.
Speaker 2: He's got that Armenian cigarette hanging out of half as man.
Speaker 1: He's Italian. He's Italian Sicilian, which means I'm part more dude,
the original slaves in America.
Speaker 2: My people got such a hairy back bitch.
Speaker 1: That's true, dude.
Speaker 6: How's your brother doing? He lives in Phoenix?
Speaker 1: Right, Jay?
Speaker 2: Come here watch a special guest.
Speaker 1: Come here? Where did Johnny go? Why did you Ship?
Speaker 9: By the way, put up the super Chad Johnny? It's
because of me. I just made you guys. Mother fucking
money dog Johnny.
Speaker 1: Jason, come here? Say hi? Did Chad zumac real quick?
Hey say hi to Chad. Hey child, It's like it's
it's I met. Jason goes my trips now because he
hates my dad.
Speaker 2: Hey go Jackson, who he.
Speaker 4: Just got in a car accident. Oh ship, he just
had a Chad Zumac moment.
Speaker 6: What's up, Trips.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasn't seen a while. You remember when we
did shows in Courtland in front of that weird lady.
Speaker 6: Yes, I met him.
Speaker 2: He was great.
Speaker 1: Okay, go deal with and sure, what's up? Johnny read
the super chats?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I put that's because of me, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Can we all agree that I made you money? Bitches? Okay,
I bring the money. I'm the money guy.
Speaker 5: Seem I feel bad for your brother because he's in
the valley right now of southern California.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the phone talking to a lawyer about
a car accident. He just once got into.
Speaker 5: Like is your brother the one that's twenty for twenty
representing himself in nine yet?
Speaker 1: Jay? Right? And it wasn't all it was. It was
mostly the picking.
Speaker 3: The people I got were mostly people that were shitty
to other people.
Speaker 1: You have to say a black women, Johnny, say black women.
Speaker 4: No, it was mostly like, like I remember one specific
girlfriend's black, so watch out because he might get a
little upset.
Speaker 6: It was this guy, don't put that out there.
Speaker 3: The guy who was the son of the doctor was
really shitty to just everybody.
Speaker 1: So we we did you were like leave him alone
bathroom kind.
Speaker 3: Of like oh yeah, yeah, but with that but yeah, just.
Speaker 2: Speaking of somebody had a comment said Godfrey did Dancer
because he was out of minus.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's a bad that's a that's that's a
black joke.
Speaker 2: Right, but I think that it is. Yeah, them the most. Yep,
that's exactly.
Speaker 1: We only lot and hated me after we dated. There
was a lot of that I had.
Speaker 4: You would, oh, you'd always whip your dog out, like
first thing you didn't, wondered.
Speaker 6: He Chad, Right, are you like married now? Are you engaged?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He's no, No, no, he got married last week. Johnny,
Will you get up to two dollars? Dude? So we
know Chad's multiple accounts right now and multiple accounts, multiple accounts.
Speaker 6: No, these are my fans. I brought the fans over
the punch trunk, Chad.
Speaker 2: You brought all four of them.
Speaker 6: Dude, I got fans of I'm a fan. I love
these people.
Speaker 1: These are my thing. They love you, Chad, they love you,
not all of them. How was your show today, Chad? Chad?
Why don't we talk about the number one phone.
Speaker 4: Call podcast on Planet Earth by Chad by the Chad. Yeah,
it's you can see exclusively on our premium content. Mine's
on Twitter. Where's your Chad?
Speaker 9: Mine's on Patreon, Patreon, dot com, slash world War.
Speaker 1: Did you just get rid of them?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, isn't that the.
Speaker 1: Thing we do?
Speaker 2: Jenny? Give us some punch drunk hang up music? That
was a real good one. That was a classic.
Speaker 1: I bring them back, I felt, Chad. Sorry, we had
some we had some difficulties mature that it wasn't done
on totally on purpose. It was immature. You have to
admit it was immature. Yeah, I mean, this is what
happens when we give Johnny power. It goes right to
his head. Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's why I used to fucking basically mentally and physically
abuse women in high school.
Speaker 3: Punch drunk hang up is like a classic punch drunk bit.
We have to do more hang up right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That was the best. I always love when they
would call back to did I lose your guys? Yeah?
Hang up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, when we can get the multiple like two or
three times, I don't know what's keep going on the
bang say it again?
Speaker 2: Plug your thing one more time.
Speaker 1: Wait, isn't isn't that guy right? There? Isn't that A's cousin?
That guy, Matt? Is that are you Ari's cousin?
Speaker 3: You are right?
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, je.
Speaker 1: Jeff, we lost all the classic retard.
Speaker 2: Well, Jeb is if he's not dead, he's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, it's him. It's A's cousin.
Speaker 1: Shout out. Is it really his cousin? No, it's not.
Do you remember the bit you don't remember? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
yeah I met.
Speaker 3: Him back at all?
Speaker 10: How you do?
Speaker 1: And I fu three going on here. That's the next
thing we got to bring back. Punch hunk phone calls.
Oh yeah, of course, great, we need those are great guys.
I gotta go, I gotta go. I got a recovery
meeting to get on.
Speaker 2: Let me just say it.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a sixth Uh well, I gotta take
a nap before September thirteenth.
Speaker 5: September fourteenth, Sam Tripley, Jason Tebow, Johnny Woodard Comedy Bar, Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna Jackie wants to get weird with
Tripoli wants to get weird. Still, no, dude, Jeb's still
got no ass that's going down?
Speaker 2: What yep?
Speaker 1: Sam and Sam in Chicago.
Speaker 5: Show Saturday night after the second show September fourteenth. Alright, thirteenth,
I mean for fourteenth whatever.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go.
Speaker 5: Walking somewhere right across the street and we're gonna watch
out this Canelo and Crawford fight. That'll be about an
hour after our second show. So come uh, come on,
come watch the fight.
Speaker 1: As you were.
Speaker 3: Wait, this guy wanted this red Sam.
Speaker 6: This guy's a troll.
Speaker 1: Sam asked Chad about his death pool scam.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 6: That's a troll?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, dude, do you feel vulnerable right there? So
vulnerable cloud and he wants to Hey, hey, hey, Johnny
played the vulnerable music vulnerable on the show. I have it.
I do have it.
Speaker 2: Okay, where is it play that vulnerable song, Johnny?
Speaker 1: I have music.
Speaker 6: I have actual music yet.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, guys, there I go. My brother's leaving, Chad.
I love you, Johnny, I love you. Tell your brother
bye guys, Bye bye bye guys, bye about too, bye
bye bye, Chad. We did we did it. It's just
me and you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, finally, bro, finally, that was quite chaotic. I will
say that very good to be back on the airwaves
with everybody. You are going to Johnny, you gotta come
to Chicago for that.
Speaker 3: I might come.
Speaker 2: When is it again, September thirteenth and fourteenth or twelfth
and thirteen. When's the Albarez fight?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the thirteenth, fourteenth.
Speaker 2: Or whatever, which is that weekend.
Speaker 3: So I think I can do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Chicago will let you host, will pay you literally nothing,
plenty of place.
Speaker 3: Neil Young is at the Hollywood Bowl that Monday. Neil Young.
I kind of wanted to see that, Neil Young.
Speaker 1: I like, Neil Young.
Speaker 2: You have the choice to come, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I'll see almost the tickets are I We're going to
Scotland for this oasis. So that's like all the money
in the world. Uh, so we'll see. But yeah, I
would like to.
Speaker 1: I'll do that.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 2: I have plenty of places for you to stay for free.
If you're cool.
Speaker 1: Where's the what what is it in Chicago?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's in Chicago at the Comedy Bar, beautiful part
of town. And if you're cool sleeping outside, I have
plenty of places for you to sleep.
Speaker 3: Never stop. I'd love I like getting a little air
on my sack. If you know what I'm saying, You're.
Speaker 5: Gonna love the South Side. You're gonna love the South
You'll love the south side of Chicago. You like air
on your sack.
Speaker 3: Back in the bad old days.
Speaker 2: Have you watched it? Oh, by the way, we're coming
down to it in punch showing Fantasy Baseball.
Speaker 3: This thing is driving me crazy.
Speaker 2: I needed to beat you this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I I kind of let you beat me
because I didn't. I have four guys on IR and
I can't. I just don't refuse to drop any of them.
So I'm going with it, just an empty roster spot,
and it's.
Speaker 2: Almost called you and been like, dude, I have to
win this to make the playoffs. You are already clinched
the playoffs spot, Yes, roster for me.
Speaker 3: Well, you made it work because and I think I'm
going to do it again this week because I'm playing
the guy in last place, and I just I can't drop.
I got Aaron Nola, who I picked up, and I
don't want to drop him because I think he's going
to help in the playoffs. I got Felix Batista, who
I picked up and it's been good. I got uh
Schwelling Boch for the Braves, and then Hunter Green he's
going to be coming back. Those are all the three
of those are starters that will really could help me
in the playoffs in a few weeks. Saving them. My
team's been really good, but there's one guy in the
league who's just been killing it. That guy Yi Yi's
autonomics the team from uh curby your enthusiasm.
Speaker 2: What are we doing for fantasy baseball?
Speaker 3: Fantasy football?
Speaker 2: I mean football?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh.
Speaker 3: Tyler was asking me about when we should do the draft.
Speaker 1: What are you so?
Speaker 3: The first week is?
Speaker 2: What is it? Is?
Speaker 3: It also the like that week in the thirteenth No.
Speaker 2: It's before that.
Speaker 3: Hold on the.
Speaker 2: Seventh day is opening week or something like that, or
h six or seventh Hall of Fame game. It just
happened yesterday. Who played Chargers and the Lions.
Speaker 1: Who won?
Speaker 2: Chargers won by nobody fucking played.
Speaker 3: I mean you know that the Hall of Fame game
is is I mean just a joke. It's all like
guys that aren't gonna make the team. Uh okay. The
first the first is the first game is Thursday, September fourth,
and then the first full weekend is the seventh, So
let me see when could we do I'm sure it's
this highly entertaining for everybody listening home.
Speaker 1: Uh, maybe the.
Speaker 3: The thirtieth, like the thirty first, Maybe that Sunday.
Speaker 2: That sound good.
Speaker 3: August thirty first afternoon, like midday, one o'clock Pacific, two
o'clock Pacific, something like that.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I think Sam has his girls on Saturdays, so Sunday maybe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 5: So everybody listening, if you're already in the league, that's
what's up thirty first, five pm Eastern, two pm Spacific,
someone somewhere around there.
Speaker 2: And if you're not in the.
Speaker 5: League, tell us why you want to be, tell us
why you should be in the Punch Shark Fantasy League.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep in mind when you're telling us that people
have literally tattooed their bodies. They've rolled hot dogs across
the floor at Walmart and eaten them. Yep, in the bathroom, sorry,
the bathroom floor in Walmart. They rolled a hot dog
across four guy just chumped down on it. Uh, to
get in this league. So don't come at us with like, oh,
you know a big fan, but watch a long time
all show up to the draft Okay. Yeah, by the way, honestly,
that's really the only requirement show up to because we've
had people that got in the league and don't even
show up to the draft. And I think that everybody
who doesn't show up for the fantasy draft should be
put to sleep.
Speaker 2: You should have to pay an extra fifty dollars into
the league.
Speaker 3: An extra fifty on top of these zero dollars that
we require.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so all of a sudden there would
be a fifty dollars pool because you didn't show up
to the fucking league.
Speaker 3: Directly into Jason's talking, I'm.
Speaker 2: Plump for football to talk and be popping off.
Speaker 5: Finally, this is a boring time of sports to me,
even though in love in my Cubs right now, but really,
baseball is the only thing we got right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's brutal, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean I watched it all.
Speaker 3: That's a little bit soccer because it Charlotte as a team,
but it's I I mean this time where you every
you just start dying for every drop of news from
training camp. Uh and I you know, I mean, I'm
excited about Belichick at Carolina too. That's a big it's
a big.
Speaker 5: Football I just include all football and the all football season.
It's changing the seasons. Once football season starts, it's a
it's a different kind of drinking. If you know what
I'm saying. You're not drinking with anticipation. You're drinking because
it's football. It's finally fucking back. You know what I watch, you,
Dave bare knuckle boxing.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've watched the last I haven't watched it a
long time. Last time I watched paul E MALINAI fought, Remember,
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The weird thing about it, bro is that, like, have
you noticed that the ring is a is a triangle.
It's like the one.
Speaker 3: I don't think the one three only.
Speaker 5: Three, you know, sets of ropes going in each direction.
And I'm like, wow, UFC has got an octagon boxing square.
Very knuckle by fighting is fucking so I hear an
on proposing, Johnny, you and I come up with our
own league that's just like kicking and biting only and
we fight in a rhombus.
Speaker 3: Meet me in the rhombus, bitch, alternate idea, how about
we do it? You know how they say in the
octagon or in the rhombus. How about in a bathtub.
We just fight in a bathtub filled with water.
Speaker 2: Just me boxing. You're talking about bathtub boxing.
Speaker 3: Bathtub boxing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: You follow the bathtub, you lose, it's over. It's like
it's kind of like multipol professional wrestling room.
Speaker 2: And if you die in a bathtub, then it's like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the way you can win by some
mission via drowning. That's possible. That's a total thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If the first guy to get the other guy to
give him oral, you win. That's a winner right there.
Your naked during this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as to tap out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also if you can, if you can make the
other person be receptive in anal sex. I'm trying to
dance around the words here because we're on YouTube live. Uh,
you also win, You also win, and so does the audience.
Everybody wins if that happens.
Speaker 2: If you get to see I mean you could get me.
I've always said this because I love you. Everybody knows
I love the m M A.
Speaker 5: If you get me in like a mounted triangle, if
I can suck you off before I tap uh, and
then you fall asleep because you're so relaxed, and it's
such a fucking super suck off.
Speaker 2: I gave you.
Speaker 5: They that should be a little bit I should you
should get more credit for a little more octagon control.
Speaker 3: That I completely agree. Yeah, well, all the greats are
capable of delivering that kind of blow.
Speaker 1: Uh uh.
Speaker 3: If if you ask me Malina, this is that? Are
you really that person? Malina talking about the white sox
and all this? I just really I've always there's this
very attractive image of a person here Jason that comments
on a lot of uh Sam's YouTube stuff, and I
just I can't believe that there's a lovely woman out
there talking about the white socks. Been embarrassing and and
uh just following Sam Tripoli.
Speaker 5: Let me, I can assure you that every single and
that people commenting, please keep commenting. I can promise you
that every single person watching this live and commenting right
now is a male, no matter if your account is.
Speaker 2: Called sexy Susan or whatever the hell.
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 2: I've been in this game long enough. I know I'm
a fan based long enough they're oh that's out. Yeah,
there's not a single one.
Speaker 3: I don't believe one.
Speaker 2: There's no way that there's a real woman that is
in this stuff. And that's fine. That's fine, but it
is what it is. It is what it is, Guys,
you care.
Speaker 1: To prove it?
Speaker 3: Send it sending boobs or whatever to anybody on the show.
Go ahead. Yeah, I wouldn't believe anither AI. You can't trust.
Speaker 2: You can't trust the boobs. I'm like, this is a guy.
Speaker 5: It's just seems like an audition for like that Catfish
show on MTV. Well, like I wind up finally meeting
this girl who's been sending me pictures of her body
for the last year, and it is a fat Puerto
Rican guy.
Speaker 10: And he's like, sorry Teeves, jokes, jokes, bro, And I'm like, well,
why dude, why, but holds up so so quick and
so sweet.
Speaker 3: I missed talking to you, bro.
Speaker 2: Well do it more, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Uh, if you can try to, I will try.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 6: I probably will.
Speaker 5: September thirteenth, Sepumber fourteenth, me and TRIPLEI are going to
be at the County Bar in Chicago, and then.
Speaker 2: The weekend after that, I'm at the four Winds.
Speaker 5: Casino with the certain duncan trustle or his Abraham Lincoln
as you know him from our his one appearance on
pun Shut.
Speaker 3: Four Wins casino wins w I n d s are
wins like winning.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's an Indian casino.
Speaker 3: It's wi nds Okay, four winds casino.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Well, come on to that.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, something funny to tell you, Jason Uh. We
were doing cash Days today and we were doing an
ad and dipshit Sam. It has like where you fill
out your information, and he just started filling out his email,
a dress and his phone number and.
Speaker 1: It went out.
Speaker 2: The numbers and everything.
Speaker 1: We had to make all the videos.
Speaker 3: Private and I'm editing right now to Uh to take
his phone number. He's just like on autopilot his brain,
you know, and forgot forgetting that he shared his.
Speaker 2: Screen the same bro. So well, it was so funny
because I asked him a question.
Speaker 5: There was this long pause today and then he didn't
answer my question and then he's like.
Speaker 2: Bro at Felicia Sanders says she's really enjoying the show.
I go, oh, he's been reading the comments.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, no, bro, I have to get him to
turn him off. He cannot podcast when the comment's wrong.
And that's why he complains about not running the stream
yard because he wants you. He wants to be able
to control the comments and like ban people and stuff
that he's all he's so in the comments. Man, you
can't get his head.
Speaker 2: I asked literally a question and he was completely detached.
Oh I forgot, he's reading the comments.
Speaker 3: Okay, scrony, scrownie, bonafide, Johnny, you know what, I'm like,
one hundred and ninety five pounds right now, I'm not
yeah and nine and nine five.
Speaker 2: Stand up. Let me see you. I mean, you can't
take your sure, let me see that guts. You look
like if Ryan Adams left a Thanksgiving dinner party.
Speaker 3: I love right. And we went to see him again
this year, Uh, for that anniversary show for a heartbreaker.
Speaker 2: Oh so good, dude, where'd you see? Oh? I third
they're closing that really we.
Speaker 3: Just saw the Yeah yeah, yeah there a couple of
weeks ago for front Row Baby.
Speaker 2: I hear that given the no no knows.
Speaker 1: That that's Did you really hear that?
Speaker 3: Because that's a tract.
Speaker 2: That's the one that's did downtown like proper. Yeah, those
old theaters. Yeah, yeah, they're closing for some reason. I believe,
I believe. If it's not that one, that's the one
right next.
Speaker 3: To one of them. Yeah, there was a couple down
like we went to see last year. Uh, the Wallflowers
do the anniversary of Bringing Down the Horse, which I
love that one as a kid, so I thought, let's
go check it out. And dude, it was in this
theater that hadn't been used that much and it was
the weirdest show. You could tell the staff there had
no experience doing like concerts, and everybody just kept trying
to rush the stage. But it's seated, but there's this
like big open area where the pit was supposed to be,
and they kept having to make everybody go sit back down.
And then finally the band was like, all right, just
cut just everybody come on up. But it was just
a strange. The sound was like they had really small
amps and everything. The sound wasn't good. It was such
a strange, strange experience.
Speaker 2: When I'm out there in November, we should go see
a show.
Speaker 1: Some November.
Speaker 2: In November, in some of December, I'll be in La.
I'll be in LA for like six.
Speaker 3: Weeks November, all of November.
Speaker 2: You say, let me see November.
Speaker 3: Oh no, shit, that's September. September twenty fourth is Banded
Horses h.
Speaker 2: That. But that's when I'm with Duncan at the but
I just horses. They were great.
Speaker 3: I love I love band great live so good. We
saw last time we saw them there were opening for
Black Keys.
Speaker 2: I thought the same one in Chicago. They're opening for
Black Keys, and they were better than the.
Speaker 3: Black They were better than Yeah, absolutely better than the
Black Keys.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: We just saw Paul Simon a couple of weeks ago
at at the Disney Concert all down in downtown. That
was pretty cool. He's like, you know, came out of retirement.
He couldn't hear, he lost his hearing and came out
of retirement. It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Adam just went and saw this weekend. I was pretty
jealous of that, going to Edinburgh to see him, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so stoked, man, I can't wait. We're leaving
Wednesday to go up there or to go over there.
Speaker 2: You guys get a lot up there, you know it, buddy,
you are oh are we.
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: And then we can make some money.
Speaker 3: You get you can check out my of you know,
you gotta check out my only fans bro. Yeah, we
got were here's the thing. We got standing tickets like
pitch tickets. So we got to get there really early
if we want to get close, and I'm gonna I
am gonna get there early. I'm gonna get close, but
we're gonna have to stand around for like five hours
waiting for the f and show to start.
Speaker 2: Can you bring like a like a bench or like
not a pocket stools and shit?
Speaker 1: I wish.
Speaker 3: I mean you could probably get one of those that's
like built into your pants. I mean, what can they
say to that?
Speaker 2: But no, that's true. Or just like sit on your
girlfriend's back, like make get on like all fours and
you can take turn like sitting on each other.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that in like Succession where they just had like
human furniture. Oh, it's in It's in a squid game too, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you watch Happy Good War two?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I didn't really like it, if I'm honest.
Speaker 3: Oh really interesting. I went to see it at the Egyptian.
They do that Netflix all their movies, uh, to get
them qualified for awards. They'll show them for three nights
at the Egyptian and I went up there.
Speaker 2: It was me.
Speaker 3: I went on the last night at ten o'clock on
a Wednesday. It was me and like four people from
the cast all videoing themselves on the TV. Oh on
the screen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, I think.
Speaker 3: Because I saw it in the theater, I liked it
a little more, you know. I feel like I like
things a little better in the theater.
Speaker 2: But I yeah, I thought it was okay.
Speaker 3: The third act was a drug like it gets slow
for sure, Like towards the end, once you started happening,
I just wasn't like, yeah, it could have been it
was too much. He's just yeah, Sadler's changed to just
do nothing. But these like big dumb jokes, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's his real daughter in there, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I had to look up her age before
I commented, And she's a little too young to say
anything about. But he's got there.
Speaker 5: But in a few years, i'd like to say, that
wouldn't be a bad family to be getting into.
Speaker 3: You're damn right, it wouldn't want it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not talking about younger listeners. This ain't me.
I'm Adam Sandler's Hey.
Speaker 3: Don't they man, don't you might? You might have a chance.
You never know what these chicks are into, man of life.
Speaker 5: But I'm saying if I was younger, i'd be like, Wow,
she's really attractive. Then that's your dad.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Did you notice he had some kind of like like
cold not like are like a bruise or something on
his lip the whole time that they didn't color out.
Speaker 2: It was strange.
Speaker 3: You would think if the big Hollywood production, they'd cover
that up. But he had like a like a purple
mark on his on his lip the whole time. Huge thing.
No ship never does Red State tea peeking through. That's right,
Red State, Return of the Red State. It is, remember
returning the Red State.
Speaker 2: I like that the album that never came out.
Speaker 3: Those are the best. Those are the best t shirts ever.
By the way, Red State Tee. I want one. I
need one of those.
Speaker 2: You gotta lose a few parents and that the one
I have.
Speaker 3: Never fit in.
Speaker 2: You're fat ass, Oh baby, all right, I love it, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I'm same to you, brothers.
Speaker 2: I love you so much. Come see me in traps.
Me spit out popcorn. Come see me in traps maybe, Johnny,
come see me and.
Speaker 3: Tell you I haven't performed any The last time I
performed was in San Diego like two weeks ago, and
then before that it was like two years or something.
Speaker 5: Dude, I'm house sitting over for my buddy Chris Is
you know him? His neighbor Bobby's a great guy. I'm
hanging out with Bobby and he goes, Dude, I gotta
see you. I gotta come to that show. I got
to meet Sammy, and I hope Johnny comes up.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about Punch Shrunk is when you and
Johnny get Sammy so twisted and he gets so mad
that he just leaves. You're obviously listening to a few
episodes of Punch Shrunk.
Speaker 3: He's mellowed a lot sam though I don't think he
would do that well, I guess if Yeah, there's certain
ways we could get him.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's certain ways we would get him.
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't bring up that phone number thing,
because I would be worried that he wouldn't want to
talk about that, bringing up his phone even though nobody
can see it now, but.
Speaker 2: Because people he's like, bro go looking for it.
Speaker 3: He's not there. Yeah, he would be worthorried about that.
Speaker 2: I love anybody. I'll talk to you guys all soon.
Everybody considerate what does this mean?
Speaker 3: Johnny? You could do nothing banned. People would clap you
can do nothing and people, what does that mean? Banned people?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That question.
Speaker 2: Johnny, give us some ghost Sucket music real quick. I'm
closing a ghost Socket music.
Speaker 3: This person says they're not a man. I don't believe that. Oh,
and people would clap. But yeah, okay, I believe me.
I've tried that.
Speaker 1: It didn't work.
Speaker 2: Johnny, give us some Go Sucket musical.
Speaker 3: Oh you want some Go Soucket music?
Speaker 6: I got that.
Speaker 2: You got one for that? Oh, that's for sure. I
care consider it sucks.
Speaker 1: What did they say?
Speaker 2: Friend?
Speaker 1: Every Girl's My girlfriend? Every good? It disturbs me how
much Sam loved this song. The ans was like, yeah,
special nege, what am I saying? Jobby?
Speaker 2: Stop this?
Speaker 1: Letther frock. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are,
If you're a drum puncture, what well, bye bye on
the problem.
Speaker 3: If you want to find this h and buy it,
the kids with knee high Let's get busy.
Speaker 1: As the name of the album, every.
Speaker 6: Girl's My girlfriend, Every Girl's My girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I made, I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote.
Should this be the new punch Drunk theme