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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that's the day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go, guys. The cheeseburger was invented

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen twenty six at a restaurant called The Right

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<v Speaker 2>Spot Pasadena, California. The owner's sixteen year old son randomly

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<v Speaker 2>threw cheese onto a patty on the grill. They added

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<v Speaker 2>it to their menu, and they called it a cheese hamburger.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, sixteen year old kid for dropping that cheese

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<v Speaker 2>on that burger. Good call, Alex. There was a team

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<v Speaker 2>that lasted only one.

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<v Speaker 1>Game in the NFL. One game.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the Maroons. It was the tana Wanda car

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<v Speaker 2>decks Lumbermen from Tonawanda, New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the name. It's just too wordy.

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<v Speaker 2>The Tonawanda cardeckx Lumberman. Yeah, so, Tonawanda is right over

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<v Speaker 2>the erie barge Canal. I am from North Tonawanda. That

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<v Speaker 2>is Tonawanda. There is no South Tonawanda. There is no

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<v Speaker 2>West Tonawanda or okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 2>They they joined the NFL in nineteen twenty one. They

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<v Speaker 2>lost forty five to nothing to a team out of Rochester.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they said we're never planning we quit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Rochester just blew them out forty five to nothing. Finally, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>the Guinness World Record for the most keys removed from

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<v Speaker 2>a key ring by a parrot is specific is twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two in two minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's neat.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard something so stupid on this show since

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<v Speaker 2>we were juggling squirrels.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to the day. We make you look smart in

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<v Speaker 1>front of your bodies. It's the fun back to the day.