Speaker 1: Huh are you no? I figured no, you're uh, you're
Speaker 1: a little light. Don't you think ten minutes? You know,
Speaker 1: I get paid by the hour, so I got paid
Speaker 1: starting at nine. Just making sure. Sometimes when people are late,
Speaker 1: they think I'm going to stay late. You're the one
Speaker 1: missing out, not me. So uh uh, Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know you have a decent physique. I just didn't
Speaker 1: think you'd be so much smaller than me. No, it's
Speaker 1: not a problem. I mean I work out all the time,
Speaker 1: like to stay nice, lean and buff. You're just well,
Speaker 1: I don't tower so easily over people usually. No, go ahead,
Speaker 1: Let's start with the kettle bells right there. That No,
Speaker 1: I know there's no bells, but those rat It looks
Speaker 1: like a ball, and there's a little loop that you
Speaker 1: grab is a handle? Pick that up right there? Oh,
Speaker 1: let's start with the smaller one, the one next to it.
Speaker 1: Start with that all right. When we're gonna start doing
Speaker 1: some squats, So I want you to turn, No, no,
Speaker 1: you stay there. I want you to see how I'm turning.
Speaker 1: Look at my sides. You know I can watch me.
Speaker 1: Watch your glutes. You're gonna want to make sure you
Speaker 1: engage your core when you go down, you're gonna fill
Speaker 1: in your thighs, in your stomach. You do not want
Speaker 1: to be hunching over with your back. You do not
Speaker 1: want to be picking anything up with your back. You're
Speaker 1: just gonna put the kettlebell out in front of you,
Speaker 1: grab it with both hands. It's hard on the smaller ones,
Speaker 1: you're right, but maybe once you become a big boy
Speaker 1: you can do it easier. And then you're gonna squat
Speaker 1: down low and come back up. There you go. You
Speaker 1: want to form a nice little l with your knee,
Speaker 1: your thighs and your caws and your thighs, and then
Speaker 1: come back up. When you come back up, squeeze your
Speaker 1: butt cheeks together so that they tighten. There you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you're gonna build that cake factory. What, well,
Speaker 1: you know, like a bakery that cake cake, cake, cake,
Speaker 1: cake cake cake Arianna. No, no, no worries, no worries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do about ten of those? Well, no, I can do
Speaker 1: them with you though. It's not a big deal. Here,
Speaker 1: Watch how I do it again? Mt it again? No,
Speaker 1: it's it's nice. You can oh potatoes, you're a no. Well,
Speaker 1: your form will get better over time, especially as we
Speaker 1: build your core muscles up more and they're able to,
Speaker 1: you know, engage better. How about we start with something else.
Speaker 1: How do we lift some tiny weights? You know, just
Speaker 1: up and curls like this, grab with your hands and
Speaker 1: just watch, like, look how my bicep is flexing, slow
Speaker 1: and in control. Slow and in control. That's how you
Speaker 1: build up nice, big muscles, and you stretch them out
Speaker 1: when they're coming down, when you feel like your arm's
Speaker 1: not shaking anymore. Whenever you do, I don't know, ten
Speaker 1: twenty of them, that's when the next session you can
Speaker 1: start using some heavy weights. But we're not gonna focus
Speaker 1: on weights how heavy they are. Let's go with the
Speaker 1: small ones. It's oh, you don't We can just do
Speaker 1: this without weights, It's what do you mean? No, I'm
Speaker 1: not putting you down or anything, and just no, I
Speaker 1: think you're plenty cute and all body shapes can be cute.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care if you were seven hundred pounds or
Speaker 1: if you were underweight. You're cute is, but clearly want
Speaker 1: some personal training. And what oh honey, people have put
Speaker 1: you down for your size, Well screw them. Are they
Speaker 1: perfect looking? Probably not? And even if they are, did
Speaker 1: they buy their way to it, and few these standards
Speaker 1: over time change Like it used to be back in
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, we worshiped gigantic bodies because that meant
Speaker 1: that they were rich and they could afford a ton
Speaker 1: of food when most people were starving. It's it's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. We used to like fair Skin Steven
Speaker 1: that they didn't have to go out and work. It's
Speaker 1: don't worry about what other people think. If you want
Speaker 1: to get stronger, get stronger. If this makes you happy,
Speaker 1: if this is your way. This is personally how I
Speaker 1: get my endorphins. It's not about what my body looks like.
Speaker 1: It's about enjoying the feeling I get. Yeah, enjoy what
Speaker 1: you do and screw anybody who tells you what you're
Speaker 1: doing is bad if it's not hurting anyone. Oh as
Speaker 1: soon as I saw you, I thought, damn, look at
Speaker 1: that kutie potato just walking around love nothing more than
Speaker 1: just to take a bite. In fact, let me guess
Speaker 1: you way about That's what I figured. No, I can
Speaker 1: bench press you, really, you don't think I can not here?
Speaker 1: Let me just m hop here, lay down about here
Speaker 1: and then grab you and oh see I got you.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't think I can push up? Oh, I'll
Speaker 1: push you up, babe, though it seems like something else
Speaker 1: is deciding to push down on me. Maybe it'll help
Speaker 1: me get you. Ah, there we go, No, look at you,
Speaker 1: There we go. No. I just needed a little bit
Speaker 1: of force it first. But now this is easy, just
Speaker 1: gliding you up and down. I see where you're looking,
Speaker 1: liking the view from up there. No, in fact, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking you are a wonderful workout. No, No, I know
Speaker 1: you should be the one who's working out. But don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm you kind of got me here. You got me
Speaker 1: thinking you would be a wonderful work out, if you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Oh, Colm on, I saw the
Speaker 1: way you were staring at me when I was doing
Speaker 1: those squats. You love the fact that I could absolutely
Speaker 1: break you if I wanted to down to you. And
Speaker 1: I love the way you were looking at my biceps
Speaker 1: as they were curly, that way you were looking at
Speaker 1: them like you wanted me to curl them around you
Speaker 1: and absolutely run off with you into Well, that's precisely
Speaker 1: what I was thinking about doing. No. As soon as
Speaker 1: I saw you, I could tell you're a sweet one.
Speaker 1: You show up late. I could tell by the way
Speaker 1: you dress it's not because you believe in being late,
Speaker 1: but because you were probably super nervous when you found
Speaker 1: out that gym was pairing you with me. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I remember when you came and signed up for your membership.
Speaker 1: You were looking at all the pictures of all of
Speaker 1: the trainers and asked if you could pick the one
Speaker 1: you wanted. They said, you can ask, but he wasn't available.
Speaker 1: And I remember overhearing you say, do you have to
Speaker 1: work with a female? And you'd prefer not to? When
Speaker 1: they asked, told me he told me this morning you
Speaker 1: didn't really want to work with a female, and if
Speaker 1: you really put your foot down to give you a refund.
Speaker 1: But I thought, but this one, this one doesn't require refund.
Speaker 1: This one, this one, I'm gonna have tons and tons
Speaker 1: and tons of fun with HM. Oh no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I don want you to feel the warmth of my
Speaker 1: body all over you as I squeeze you right now.
Speaker 1: M No. I love lifting a guy off the ground,
Speaker 1: I kissed him, and I would love nothing more than
Speaker 1: to have m my thighs wrapped around you, leg wrapped
Speaker 1: around your head. I can't even think straight. You're so
Speaker 1: cute to me. Wrap my thighs around your head where
Speaker 1: I can ear my be just squeeze you until I
Speaker 1: see your skin turning absolutely beat red. I'm feeling you
Speaker 1: shake and rattle for air. Then slowly let go and
Speaker 1: have you come up looking like the glazed crispy cream
Speaker 1: donut that I want you to be. Oh, you're not
Speaker 1: catching my drift. Oh you don't really understand what I mean.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, darling. Give me about two hours and I'll
Speaker 1: have you an expert in everything that I just discussed.
Speaker 1: What Oh no, no, no, no, you know what I think.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and give that refund because what
Speaker 1: I want to do to you is not going to
Speaker 1: be considered professional at all. Not come here. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm carrying you off to We're gonna go to a
Speaker 1: Mommy's fun zone and you're gonna be my good boy.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Xena Alexander here. So sorry this video came
Speaker 1: out so late my Audacity had to be reinstalled. But
Speaker 1: inspiration for this audio. I am short, I am a
Speaker 1: five foot negative as everyone likes to say, I'm five
Speaker 1: foot wasshoes on. I don't know how tall I am
Speaker 1: without my shoes on, but I can carry someone. If
Speaker 1: you're about six y five, I can throw you on
Speaker 1: my back and up to about two to three hundred pounds,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to struggle. I have a pretty pretty thick,
Speaker 1: thick passive laves. You know. I was a swimmer in
Speaker 1: high school and college and just did did a lot
Speaker 1: of butterfly kicks and a lot of the one hundred
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Speaker 1: lot of girls could not compete in the fly and
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Speaker 1: could kick my butt, and so once I beat them,
Speaker 1: they're like, I want to see your workout routine, And
Speaker 1: a couple of them would always sit. They're and make
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Speaker 1: wanted to do this video. I thought it would be
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Speaker 1: this came out while I was live streaming, so I'm
Speaker 1: recording in the future, but you're also listening to it now,
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Speaker 1: I do, try to answer our comments. I'm so behind
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