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dot com slush softcore History. This week on Softcore History,

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we have special guests Ross Bowlan of the Ross Bowln Podcast,

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among many others. We are talking about mafia ghosts and

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where to find them, specifically the mafia ghosts that still

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haunt the site of the Saint Valentine's Day massacre in

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Lincoln Park, Chicago. There are all kinds of spooky hauntings

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that surround the most famous mafia killing in American history,

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al Capone's most famous murders. Though he wasn't there himself,

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the ghosts are still there today and they haunt a

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lot of very unfortunate people. Listen to everything they you

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now on softcore History.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Softcore History.

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Speaker 1: What is up? Welcome back to Softcore History. I am

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your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined as always

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by Dan Rochester and a very very special guest this week,

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Ross Bowlan, TFM co founder Ish rbp Ross Bowlin podcast,

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writer of the Book of Frat. Yeah, best New York

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Times bestselling author. All held up really by my rewrites

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on the bus?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, mostly mostly your hard work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the fucking like three weeks that I was supposed

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to help with that. What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: Not a lot.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy to be here. Studio looks nice. Got the

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fucking gladiator helmet next to me, spooky month here.

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Speaker 4: On, don't slop us up, Glad just coming here, m

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F dune doom, give us dome, all right, we don't

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need that.

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Speaker 3: It's just it's called the courtesy Dan. It's how you

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start a podcast being nice.

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Speaker 4: That helmet's actually broken because one of the listeners wore

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it and had somebody hit him with the sword.

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Speaker 1: That sword, Oh doesn't work, it's not real helmet. A

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guest did this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he came into the studio, sat at the very seat,

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put on the helmet, had somebody whack him in the

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head with the sword and he bled. So not great

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for defense.

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Speaker 3: Great for content, though, I feel like that puts me

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in a really awkward position because I don't really want

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to get hit with the sword today.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, he wasn't on the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, he was just wandering around drunk. Oh, he was.

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Speaker 4: Just one of those one of the fans. Yeah, came

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in fair enough. You have those your house.

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Speaker 3: No, no, they don't come to the house.

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Speaker 1: Thank god, play with your toddler for a little while

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than just.

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Speaker 3: It's been a concern because our Bowling Media's headquarters is

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uh oh, it's listed the LLC's Yeah. Yeah, you can

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address here. Yeah, you can find it. And I've got

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an employee living in there. Can you just peel box it?

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Speaker 1: I think so it's a lot of effort.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like sounds like a real chore rob.

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Speaker 4: I barely get my mail at my apartment complex.

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Speaker 1: I checked my mail once a month. Now, do you

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have one other stupid fucking neighborhood mailboxes at my househouse? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Actually, uh, it's funny you bring that up because

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we have an h o A. Yeah, and this mailbox

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center was built in the nineteen nineties, in the early nineties. Yeah,

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and they're really small boxes. And all of these old

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farts in my neighborhood are complaining that the mailman just

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shoves all the mail into these tiny boxes and you

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can make a sexual window if you want. But uh,

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they're trying to replace the entire mail setup now and

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it would cost us like sixteen hundred dollars per resident

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to do so we're obviously not doing it how But

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this is like a thirty five email chain that's been

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Speaker 1: But it's just a metal box with different smaller boxes

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Speaker 4: I've thought I've had so much beef with the post

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office and mailmen in general postal service. This one guy

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in my old apartment complex, if I didn't pick up

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my mail for seven days, he.

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Speaker 1: Just took it back that they always do that.

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Speaker 4: It's fucked up.

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Speaker 1: They run out of room or they think you're dead. No,

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they're like do you just get marked dead by the

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post office and then they leave you the note that

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you need to go pick it up.

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Speaker 4: I like confronted him face to face, man the man

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doing his job, and I was just like, hey, just

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leave it in there.

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Speaker 1: Civil servant. Yeah, But like first it happened.

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Speaker 4: Multiple times, and then I also had to like file

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Speaker 1: I'm also just hate that I don't get mail delivered

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to my fucking house. Yeah, that was a weird thing.

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is not the way it was in Houston where I'm from. Obviously,

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if you live in an apartment complex, you have like

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Speaker 1: Like neighborhoods having a apartment complex mail set up in Austin.

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Speaker 4: And is fucked up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how my house, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: And can we address the real issue? What's that these

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people aren't wearing their uniforms anymore? No, we just got

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a guy in fucking shorts and a tea delivering our mouth.

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Speaker 1: That could be anyone, now, dude, it's not even It's

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a guy in shorts and a tea driving a minivan

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in my neighborhood. What the hell?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to be a proper country.

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Speaker 3: Oh I've got I've got like a legit dude with

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like the one at Bowling Media Headquarters, which is in

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Speaker 1: He has like the full on.

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Speaker 4: I need the button down the hat, I need the

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official shorts, and then I need the midcalf socks.

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Speaker 3: This guy parks under a shaded tree and goes door

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to door with the bag like old school.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, I appreciate that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd better be a veteran too.

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Speaker 1: He probably is. They're always hiring.

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Speaker 4: They're supposed to hire a lot of veterans.

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Speaker 1: Oh they are. Yeah, that just seems like a sweet job,

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to be honest, it doesn't seem that hard. Uh So today,

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before before you came, Dan was like, Ross is coming on.

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Write something for Ross, which I usually do where we

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usually do. We're trying to cater to the guests, right, see,

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look at you guys. I was like, I was like,

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what should I do? Like Dan said, pirates, But I'm

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not really into pirates. Fuck, I'm not. I told Ross

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BYRT that was my request. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't.

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I don't know. I didn't want to. You'll you'll probably

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end up enjoying. But at first I was like, I

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let's get clever.

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Speaker 4: With it, or you won't and we'll just kind of

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drag this on.

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Speaker 1: That's fine and go back to mail. Yeah, we just

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do mail all day, the history of our mail. But

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what'd you come up with? So I was if initially

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I was gonna do uh frat house ghost stories as

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a throwback. Yeah, yeah, But it turns out they're all

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the same. There's like no variants on those. There's not

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like five interesting, like different, very different ones. It's all

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just like person died in the house, lights flicker on

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and off. Whatever. There was one that a kid allegedly

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was hazed to death, and there was another one where

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a girl was like lonely and like hung herself or something,

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but then her her fiance showed up. He was just late,

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which feels dramatic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that kid couldn't hang though. Those are too dark

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to death. Yeah, just couldn't.

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Speaker 1: And it just wasn't. They didn't do. But the hauntings

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weren't fun. I mean, any anytime there's a haunting, it's

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typically it got there in a dark way. No one

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dies peacefully and haunts the area.

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Speaker 3: That's not how it works. Those ghosts just pass on

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to the next.

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Speaker 4: World right through the tunnel, like someone's doing a keg

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stand and all of a sudden, the beer turns the blood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, that didn't that that didn't exist.

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It was all just like the which we just know

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is faulty wiring in the year old house. Yeah, so

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I couldn't do that. I was gonna do something on

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the Vatican archives, but all of it's like so fake.

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All the ghost stories are like so fake that it's

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too much.

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Speaker 4: So loves doing Catholic shit.

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Speaker 1: I do love doing Catholic shit, and.

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Speaker 4: To a detriment. Like we're almost a Catholic podcast.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, but like in a way where

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people are like do they hate the church?

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Speaker 4: We're in a good zone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you Catholic too, Dan, aren't you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Iris Catholic.

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Speaker 3: I'm the only non Catholic here. I'm Baptist.

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Speaker 4: We're here to actually baptize you. We're gonna get hurt you.

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We're not doing a podcast, but this isn't going on.

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Speaker 3: I'm covered in sin, Dan, I desperately need the water

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of Christ to wash over.

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Speaker 4: That's the cool thing about being Catholic, though, is you

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can just be really sorry at the end, but you're

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allowed to do anything until until then.

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Speaker 1: That's all Christianity really bad. I'm just jump into.

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Speaker 4: The like Hitler before he shot himself.

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Speaker 1: One prayer.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, he said to hal Mary, and he's in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Now he's good. Did you just say, hile Mary? It's

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a good Hitler joke. Dan, Uh, you're sick. Okay, So

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what are we talking? But I know you're like a

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Sopranos guy, and probably I think Boardwalk Empire two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just mafia and general mafia in general, all about

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organized crime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So today we're talking about the hauntings surrounding

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arguably the most famous killing in mafia history. Oh, the

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Saint Valentine's Day massacre. Oh yeah, hot, so hear about this?

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Speaker 4: Now? About this? I actually do I know? I know

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about this yet.

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Speaker 1: If you're unfamiliar. It was the murder the same Valentine's

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Da Masker had occurred in nineteen twenty nine on Valentine's Day,

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and it was the murder of seven associates of Chicago's

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North Side Gang by Al Capone's South Side Gang. They

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were all lined up on a wall and shot in

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a garage in Lincoln Park by four people. They never

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figured out who did it other than that they worked

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for Capone, but they never figured out the act.

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Speaker 4: Well, Rob in THEI Ena, it never really matters, It.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't isn't his name Alphonse Alfonse? Yeah, al Capone sounds

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way cooler. Good that they shortened that because everyone's every

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once in a while somebody will reference him by his

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full legal name, and I'm like, that just doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but there's no alphon what other owl, there's

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no elongation of al That is hard Alan Alfred Alvin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: We're just gonna pass up on you guys not getting

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the Lincoln Park reference? Is that then?

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Speaker 1: Is that was it hit?

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Speaker 3: Honestly it flagged for me. I was like, is that why?

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Speaker 1: I think?

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Speaker 4: Wasn't about that rock rap life? No?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't sit at the crossroads of rock and rap.

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Speaker 4: That was actually my first concert I ever went to.

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It was Lincoln Park, the Lincoln Park pod trapped and Hubastankune.

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Speaker 1: That was in third grade. What Yeah, those vibes.

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Speaker 3: Shouldn't you emancipated it?

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Speaker 4: It was an awesome actually like kind of run there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is an absolute on brand early two thousands,

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Late Night but for a third grader. It's a little heavy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like the Delaar County Triple Crown.

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Speaker 1: What was it? What would be the third? What was

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there third?

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Speaker 4: He said, I didn't I had Yeah, I never achieved it,

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but that's as close as I got.

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Speaker 1: I mean, throwing batteries at yeah, a Philly sports situation

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for sure. Someone puking on your mom at a Phillies game.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, probably punching somebody in a Redskins shirt, which

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today could hold up, you know, be like you, you

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could just play it off like your anti racist. Yeah

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you ansault.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you assaulted the Washington violence in the

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and I guess would be a nut.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, dude, fuck your chap, you big it.

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Speaker 1: Definitely didn't want to just punch someone in the face today.

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Speaker 4: That's I mean, we single handedly prevented the Canadians from

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spying on us. You're welcome, guys. Remember Hitchbot? Remember that

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little fucker, Oh, the.

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Speaker 1: Hitch hiking robot. That's some Philadelphia mine.

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Speaker 4: Went from town to town and a guy ina Randall

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Cunningham Jersey destroyed and killed. You don't remember him?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: What the fuck is like twenty fifteen?

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Speaker 1: That the hitchhiking robot was taking that guy's job, which

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of hitch hiking.

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Speaker 4: He was collecting data on American citizens and this brave

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patriot in Philadelphia took him out and you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: It was a Canadian robot. It was spying on Americans.

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That's Dan's theory.

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Speaker 4: The community takes care of it, and he passed it

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on to the next community and he just goes across

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the country and they like document it. Yeah, he was

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collecting data on American citizens.

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Speaker 1: Okay, damn, So you're welcome.

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Speaker 4: Also that Santa Claus. First off, that's Santa Claus that

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my grandfather threw snowballs at. He was a skinny Santa.

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They pulled him out of the crowd because the initial

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Santa didn't come for the halftime performance. We're also getting

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our ass beat. But they pulled this dude, this drunk fan,

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out of the stance who was wearing a Santa costume.

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But he was he was skinny. I just like skinny Santa.

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Speaker 1: I just liked Your grandpa saw combat at an Eagles game,

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and mine saw combat in Europe.

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Speaker 4: My grandfather also saw combat in Korea.

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Speaker 1: No, he didn't, well, he fixed planes absolutely did not. Yeah,

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he said he played basketball is the best time in

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his life. He didn't see combat until he came home

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and went to an Eagles game. He almost got murked

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at the airport too, by a plane. By a plane,

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like like a crash or something.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: No, he was driving his little uh kind of golf

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cart or whatever across the rutting way. Yeah, and the

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plane was coming down. Play was doing it. It was

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what it was supposed to do. Yeah, he was in

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the wrong place.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Sounds like a hymn problem.

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Speaker 4: Uh. There's a lot of hymn problems in my family.

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My great grandfather got electrorecuted to death by a flood.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of hymn problems in your family.

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Speaker 4: My great other great grandfather got kicked out of being

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lou Autenant governor of Michigan for embezzlement.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Frank Murphy, we should have done this show on

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your family, and we should really do need to do

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a Frank Murphy episode if you have enough information on it.

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Speaker 4: The thing is too in Michigan, there's two Frank Murphy's.

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One actually becomes governor. That's not my great grandfather, but

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the other Frank Murphy gets kicked out of office.

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Speaker 3: Nice, Well the bar was set low for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, so I think you're clearing it. Yeah, no,

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I could have been a third generation water man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're absolutely clearing. So the murders were the same

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Alain's Samasaker. It was basically you know, typical mafia competition, right.

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It was between the North Side Gang, which was Irish

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and the South Side Gang Compone's Gang, which was Italian.

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So potatoes ver spaghetti, spaghetti kills potatoes.

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Speaker 4: Uh, it was a complete blood bath. Well they can't mix, right,

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you can't know. It's like, yeah, that's too many carbs.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of cars, a heavy meal. Yeah, you're

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just gonna go. You're gonna sleep for days after that.

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So uh, it was a flete blood bath too. Like

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it was a fucking it was disgusting. Like they were

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lined up against the wall and at point blank range.

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Four guys, two with Tommy guns, two with shotguns. Just

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rip them to pieces. Yeah no, no, no pistol, single

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headshot no like yeah, just an absolute mess slaughter the

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victims included. So they were trying to hit Moran, who

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was the leader of the North Side gang, right, Uh,

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because him and Capone had a deal that went south,

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mafia shit blah blah blah. So they set him up

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there like there's a whiskey shipment coming in, Hey, and

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you gotta get to this garage see and get the whisky.

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And Moran sends his men. Moran sends some of his

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men to go see it. He's not there. The ambush

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happens to the guys are dressed like cops. The killers

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are just like cops, like, yeah, no, And then they

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put him in the fucking garage and blow their fucking

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brains out.

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Speaker 4: What year do you think we lost that voice as

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the whites?

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Speaker 1: I think, you know, just mass media really killed the local,

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the local dialects, right, So the more TV and radio,

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the less people like. And because you don't want that

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on the radio, you don't want to be like you

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don't want your local news to be like you know today, man, finally,

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five children run over by trolley cons Hey, Like you

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want I do like that? You want you want to

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like five children run over by trolley car today? It

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just chills you out.

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Speaker 3: I think it was what's the name of the comic?

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He's huge right now? He does Trump Shane Gillis. Yeah,

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I'm pretty sure it's a Shane Gillis bit that I

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saw recently in the form of a clip on fucking Instagram.

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He says, we lost that accent. Uh the first time

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Jackie Robinson stepped up to the plate right and got

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a hit he did.

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Speaker 4: Uh, But I genuinely want to know that question, like

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how it.

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Speaker 1: Got phased out.

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Speaker 3: No, it is fascinating because like that what an insane

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way of speaking that I that I'm I love hearing it,

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but like it also would be pretty frustrating to try

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to decipher what people were saying if we still went

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with that.

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Speaker 1: Says it largely ended by nineteen fifty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called the and the ha. Like I guess

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world War two. World War two really kicked it out

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of us.

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Speaker 1: Everyone starts mixing more. The regions get yeah erased because

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everyone's gonna go over to Europe except Dan's grandpa. And uh, he.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't alive really, or I mean he was alive, but

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he wasn't of age.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just working that arm out. That was

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a loss though for the whites, because that was like

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the most that was the most swag we ever had.

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It's a great voice phonically it's a it's a great voice.

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And now it's just like the only things that are

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left are like Boston and the South. Yeah, but even

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in the South, that's there's no consistency anymore. Yeah, you

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get like the sort of like fruity South Carolina, like

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Lindsey Graham type of asset, and then you just get

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like the I guess, like the texts a lot drawl.

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Speaker 3: Which even that you only find if you go out

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to like the actual country, right, Like you're not going

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to run into a lot of people in Austin. You

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know that store Houston, the ranch gall is probably more,

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but it's a fake.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, criminals essentially.

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Speaker 1: So the victims of the massacre included Uh. Moran wasn't there,

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but his brother in law, James Clark, was killed, along

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with the gang's bookkeeper Adam Hayer, another guy uh who

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worked for them, Albert weinshank U, two enforcers, Frank Gusenberg

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and Peter Gusenberg. So I guess the Gusenberg brothers were

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two guys you didn't want to mess with. And then

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there's the funniest one to die. I like, I have no,

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I don't really have sympathy for any of these guys

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because they're probably all pieces of shit. But this guy

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probably wasn't a piece of shit, and he maybe deserved

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to die the most. How So, his name was Ryan

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Hart Schwimmer, and he was a twenty nine year old

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optometrist who just liked hanging out with gang members. He

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thought it was really cool. He just liked the vibe. Yeah,

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he just thought it was really cool to hang out

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with gang members. That was a mistake and he was like,

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oh wow, could I go to your your whiskey pit,

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your illegal whiskey pickup h shit? What was his last name,

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Shwimmer Swimmer Like David.

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Speaker 4: He was a gangster groupie.

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Speaker 1: He was a gangster groupie an optometrist too, So like,

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I'll give your free glasses if you let me hang

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out with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, the ultimate wanta bee. And he just got

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he got.

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Speaker 1: Wasted in this mess, accidentally wandered into the worst mafia

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killing in US. Is the most famous mafia killing in history,

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and it's just an optomic. You're just sitting like this

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is so cool.

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Speaker 4: We're picking up whiskey, you guys, it's illegal. Listen, God,

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we're about to get whacked. We're still talking about him.

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Speaker 1: That's hey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, his name lives on the.

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Speaker 1: Notoriety he wanted he achieved. You gotta wonder if if

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anyone he was just like, oh what the I don't

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want to know them?

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Speaker 4: How an eye doctor?

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Speaker 1: Why does he have the highest voice ever? In our

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impression you can't give him? Then he doesn't.

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Speaker 4: It also would be funnier if he got tortured. I

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don't know why.

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Speaker 1: It's the more brutal the better in his case. Oh

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but yeah, I'm just I mean, it just reminds me

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of that fucking tweet or whatever. Like everyone wants to

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wear car Heart till they have to do car Heart ship. Yeah,

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everyone wants to be a gangster till they have to

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do gangster shit.

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, absolutely, It's funny because like we you know,

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even I admitted at the top of the show, like

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I love watching Mafia Ship, like I love the Sopranos,

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I love Godfather, I love Casino, I love Goodfellas. But like,

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if a push came to shove, like I'm not cut

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out for that.

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Speaker 1: Life, no, dude.

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Speaker 3: And it's in part because the value of human life

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to those groups like in that lifestyle is very low.

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Like now, they were just getting whacked left and I

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mean they have a code, but the code is that

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if you're in the game, you can be whacked.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't really leave the game.

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Speaker 1: And it's business, it's not personally. Actually that's not true.

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Capone's partner. This doesn't really have anything to do with it.

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But when I was just researching, I found a Copone's partner,

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initial partner, just got lit up outside of church during

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I think during this war that was going on, and

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he was just like I'm out, Like he survived, but

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he just got like twenty bullets and like his wife

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was next to him and she almost got killed. And

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he's like, you know what, al you can have it.

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He bailed. He bailed and lifted to the rifled age

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seventy five.

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Speaker 3: I think that was rare though, Like they weren't cool

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about letting you leave.

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Speaker 4: I think it's pretty chill.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: One of my best friends growing up, he actually listens

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to the show so shouts to you. I won't say

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you by name. There are definitely some allegations amongst the

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friend group with his.

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Speaker 1: Father r like organized crime wise yeah, oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, went to the wed End.

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Speaker 1: See we just don't have that down Italian. Yeah, very

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pretty great. Oh you're an Italian guy. You own a

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few garbage trucks. You gotta be in the mafia.

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Speaker 4: There's more than that.

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Speaker 1: But it's a stereotype and it's offensive. Yeah, I mean,

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but I believe it for the reason offensive. Yeah, it's

469
00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:06,000
you know, but yeah, so swimmer, swimmer gets got learns

470
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,400
what it learns what the life is really like in

471
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,240
his last moments.

472
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:10,559
Speaker 4: Yeah.

473
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:16,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so that's that's the abbreviated version of the story.

474
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,720
You could we could do a whole episode just on

475
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,720
the Masac, but we're here to talk about ghosts and ship. Yeah.

476
00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,559
Speaker 4: So here is all.

477
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:29,519
Speaker 1: The stories of the hauntings that take place around the

478
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,400
Saint Valentine's Day massacre site, which is in h Lincoln Park.

479
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,599
So this is like the aftermath. Yeah yeah, this is

480
00:22:36,599 --> 00:22:39,680
to this day, this stuff happens. See I don't know

481
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,000
any of this.

482
00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 4: Imagine being a ghosts and having to relive getting shot

483
00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:44,400
up every single day?

484
00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 1: Why would I want to imagine that? Dan? Just that's hell, Yeah,

485
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,440
that is the Yeah. Maybe just late later today when're

486
00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:53,359
laying down, close your eyes and thinking about about that

487
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,920
for a while, Yeah, that's that's the type of thing.

488
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:01,200
You're into another drive by, no sicico. So the garage

489
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,480
where the men were lined up and shot is now gone.

490
00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:06,599
I think it was torn down in the sixties. We'll

491
00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:10,400
get to that in a bit. Actually, instead it's where

492
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,480
the garage used to be. There is now a little

493
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:19,759
grassy area between two apartments, apartment buildings. One of the

494
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,480
apartment that's a pressure space in Chicago too, it is

495
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:27,400
it is one of the apartment buildings, unfortunately, is a

496
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:34,720
retirement home. Oh where these ghosts apparently torment. Oh that's

497
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,279
that's just the worst. That's Can you.

498
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 3: Imagine your domfa your whole life ghost get to the end,

499
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,359
your family sticks you in a home and it's haunted

500
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:50,160
by murdered mafia men. That's just and one really sat

501
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,359
up to. But maybe that's maybe that would make it

502
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,359
more entertaining. It would on the on the way, you know,

503
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,480
your last chapter in life. At least there's some exciting.

504
00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:58,279
Speaker 4: Your family is not going to visit you. At least

505
00:23:58,279 --> 00:23:59,680
maybe al Capone will.

506
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 1: Right, you know, one of his mushmen showed up, yeah,

507
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:05,640
or an optometrist. Yeah, well, guys, we're supposed to be

508
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,680
here it's like it's a nursing home. None of us

509
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,519
are supposed to be here.

510
00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:12,559
Speaker 4: Uh, probably just confuses it with another inmate.

511
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: They're not even scared. They're just like, oh, I mean

512
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,680
they probably it's like they look like someone from their youth,

513
00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:21,160
even you know what I mean. They're like, oh dad, Yeah.

514
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,319
Speaker 3: They think they're they might be getting freaky. They think

515
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:24,039
they're being loved.

516
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, those retirement homes, they love to fuck.

517
00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: So one old guy who hangs around the site all

518
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,480
the time, I think who lives there, says he just

519
00:24:30,519 --> 00:24:35,000
hears screams all the time. Not what I want. Yeah, well,

520
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,519
in your golden years, in.

521
00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:39,039
Speaker 4: The twilight of your life again, are we sure that

522
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:39,640
his ghost?

523
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:45,839
Speaker 1: Well, there's another thing we'll talk screams of pleasure, moans

524
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,960
of that's where you really We were talking about the

525
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,920
this yesterday on our episode about he didn't He was like, no, moaning.

526
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,839
When I hear the word moan, I think of sex,

527
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,759
and I'm like, moan means like really it's like painfully like, yeah,

528
00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:00,839
you moan when you fuck, but really like a moan

529
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,559
is like it could go both ways. Definitely, if you're

530
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:06,240
watching like a horror movie with subtitles.

531
00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:09,519
Speaker 3: You're gonna see some moaning and not in a sex

532
00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:12,119
scene with horny wise, yeah.

533
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,799
Speaker 4: From Harry Potter inappropriate name because she's a child.

534
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: But she's not moaning sexually, even though she does sexually

535
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,799
harass all these.

536
00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 3: I was gonna say she's very horny, yeah, for some reason,

537
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,400
and everyone was just fine with that.

538
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: I mean, she's only horny on other kids.

539
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,839
Speaker 3: I guess, Yeah, doesn't she go like she looks like

540
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,599
under the waters and looks at his piece, Yah piece,

541
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:34,680
hundreds of years.

542
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 1: A long exactly right now, she's like seventy eighty years old.

543
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,839
Speaker 4: Well, that's old enough.

544
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,599
Speaker 1: She was sultry for a child. She was killed when

545
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,599
the Chamber of Secrets was opened down and the Chamber

546
00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:47,519
of Secrets was opened in the nineteen forties. But Tom Riddle, yeah,

547
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,920
fucking idiot, how did moaning myrtle come into this? I'm

548
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,440
glad she did, don't get me wrong. I just yeah,

549
00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:56,160
who moans.

550
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 4: But the other day we were talking about ghosts that hunt,

551
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,160
uh the toilets in Japan.

552
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: I almost gave you that episode. There's a lot there.

553
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,279
For some reason, there's an entire subset of ghosts in

554
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,720
Japan that haunt toilets. Japanese, man, they get freaky.

555
00:26:10,839 --> 00:26:12,079
Speaker 4: They just theyind closed them.

556
00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:14,319
Speaker 3: They got different kinks than we do, you know, Yeah,

557
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,599
culturally tentacles notably. Yeah, well there's a great tentacles and

558
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,039
toilet porn like they love to get peed on.

559
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,759
Speaker 1: There's a great map if you ever want to show

560
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:25,960
it on.

561
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,759
Speaker 4: There's one thing I know about the Japanese. They love

562
00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:31,359
a good pissing, do they? I don't peep.

563
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: I know they're tentacles. There's a map though. They more

564
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,119
scat porn. Uh No, that's Germany. That's another cut. Any

565
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,680
country that lost World War two.

566
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,039
Speaker 4: Is just yeah, that's a good point. The axis is

567
00:26:42,039 --> 00:26:45,519
in shambles porn wise. Yeah, don't even talk about the Italians.

568
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,759
Speaker 1: I mean they switched side, so they got they got

569
00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:51,000
out of it a little bit. They killed Mussolini and

570
00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:51,839
hopped on our side.

571
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,279
Speaker 4: Not that they're very useful, but uh, Mussolini was all freak.

572
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: He probably was.

573
00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 4: He was fucking Mussolini.

574
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: H what do you make What makes you say that?

575
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,079
Speaker 4: We did an entire episode on all of his mistresses.

576
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:07,799
Speaker 3: On how horney Mussolini was a huge horned dogs.

577
00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: Wow. I think he was just Italian. Yeah, like really.

578
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 4: Actually that's just baseline for Italian.

579
00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:15,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's yeah horny to an American, but to

580
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,160
an Italian that's just like, yeah, you you have your

581
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,680
like lunch, You have lunch, and then like a little

582
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,359
coffee like an espresso after lunch, and then you your

583
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,480
nineteen year old mistress and that's just part of the menu.

584
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:26,839
That's just life.

585
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, since we brought it up, why are our American

586
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:36,119
like kink stereotypes so lame for lack of a better word,

587
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,240
compared to like all these other countries where they're doing

588
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:41,519
like the tentacle porn, Like we we all we did

589
00:27:41,599 --> 00:27:45,440
was just like slap step in front of everything, and

590
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,160
we know it's fake.

591
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,599
Speaker 1: We know it's fake. Yeah, none of these people are

592
00:27:49,599 --> 00:27:53,880
fucking related by blood or otherwise not legally. Yeah. Also,

593
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,759
why is that the country's kinks.

594
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 4: Porn for like the British, that's just that's the standard

595
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,880
for them anyway, that this shit used to just.

596
00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 1: Be funny to me. And then I became a step

597
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,720
dad and I was like, oh no, well, I don't

598
00:28:05,759 --> 00:28:09,400
think is step dad porn really that it's.

599
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 3: Not nearly as prevalent. There's a lot of step brother

600
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,599
and all these people are getting stuck. That's what they do.

601
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:17,519
They get stuck in the washing and they get stuck

602
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:20,160
under the couch. That's what we came up with. The

603
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:23,640
Japanese are over there getting full on every orifice filled

604
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,440
by an octopus, and we're over here.

605
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,279
Speaker 4: Doing But also, how did these women make it this

606
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,759
far in life? Like he was getting stuck everywhere they go.

607
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, but very weird to your point. There's

608
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:37,039
a certain amount of creativity that we put into them,

609
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,240
gave to them I think by nuking them. And I

610
00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:44,440
was what I was gonna bring underlock their sexuality, Yeah,

611
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,039
what I was gonna bring up. Yeah, we really like

612
00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:48,680
the atoms that we split, we could also split open

613
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,240
their libido.

614
00:28:49,319 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we newtered them with nuclear power.

615
00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:55,359
Speaker 1: But there's there's a map from uh we have showed

616
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,319
showt it on a show before, but there's a map

617
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:03,839
of fallout from Noble over Sweden, because that's where it

618
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,480
went up over floated over there, It floated over there.

619
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,720
The particles, the parts that got hit with it. Their

620
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:13,519
number one porn search is hen Tie. What the hell?

621
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,240
Everything else is like step and or like anal And

622
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:20,359
then that area. HINTI hen tie.

623
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,079
Speaker 4: So you become radioactive, you become a beast.

624
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:28,839
Speaker 1: It just changes, it changes on your DNA level. Yeah,

625
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,599
something is like breed with an octopus. Huh. Yeah, we're

626
00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:35,240
pretty tame over here, man. We just the milf and step.

627
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,839
Maybe if you want someone go roll around on three

628
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,240
Mile Island and tell us see what happens.

629
00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 4: I think we're gonna get because they keeps banning porn everywhere,

630
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:47,880
so people are gonna go to other websites that they shouldn't.

631
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,079
Speaker 1: Maybe the microplastics will do something. Gire's more than one

632
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:54,519
way to unlock your inner desires.

633
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 4: Do you think eventually, though, we'll have so many micropustics

634
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,160
in our balls, it'll just kind of come out as

635
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:00,720
we release.

636
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:01,039
Speaker 1: You know.

637
00:30:01,079 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 3: That's one of the stories that I've seen obviously bubble

638
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,599
up over the past of the year that I just

639
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,119
refused to ever look into it.

640
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like phyroplastics.

641
00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 3: In our balls references on Twitter, and I was.

642
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: Like, you know what I'm going to pass. You know,

643
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:15,799
I just don't want to know your balls work.

644
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, well do you care?

645
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:19,559
Speaker 1: I think they're fine. Yeah, I don't want to know.

646
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,720
I don't miss whatever those microplastics are doing. If anything,

647
00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:24,039
it's making me more viral.

648
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 4: You know what it is. We seek truth, but certain

649
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,720
times I feel.

650
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: Like we have too much truth, just too much information.

651
00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want things.

652
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,559
Speaker 3: There is no truth anymore, Dan, there is no truth.

653
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,400
Truth has been decimated by the Internet.

654
00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:39,599
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm a truth seeker.

655
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:39,759
Speaker 1: Now.

656
00:30:39,799 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 3: There are just different opinions, all of which are equally correct,

657
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:49,039
regardless of facts. Yeah, and it's just personal feelings.

658
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:51,839
Speaker 1: That are viritten. Now. Believe in the vibe economy, yeah,

659
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:55,920
or a vibe session. Microplastics made you more.

660
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 4: Viral, viral, viral, well viral than viral potent.

661
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, police, Yeah, I don't. I don't miss.

662
00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 4: Because if you're viril then you produce more children who

663
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,960
then go viral when you exploit them on their YouTube channels.

664
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:14,359
Speaker 1: We don't have real farms, content farms to do anymore,

665
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,400
so now the children work the content farms. Content. I

666
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,200
hate just because we're there. I I I hate Big

667
00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:24,599
Justice and all those little fat kids. I need to

668
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:26,240
go on the record, I hate them all.

669
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 3: I just want everybody listening to know that I can't

670
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,920
stand those people. I feel like this is a new

671
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,720
low point for our country. And I say this as

672
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,319
a person who was a huge fan of the first

673
00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:35,680
three seasons of Jersey.

674
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: Shore that they're horrific, Like they're I don't know if

675
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,400
Foo though, don't care, there might be, I mean all

676
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,559
the streamers in general. My my theory on that is like,

677
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:48,519
it's all fun for that family now, but like one

678
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:50,319
of those kids in like eight years is going to

679
00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:52,720
catch like horrific charges and it's gonna be like, oh,

680
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:56,359
the like Mike Ake, Mike the Rizzler, Dionado or whatever

681
00:31:56,359 --> 00:31:58,000
the fuck their name, you know what I mean, rizzlers

682
00:31:58,359 --> 00:32:00,880
not even in the family. Oh god, it was an

683
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,000
individual that got brought into the family.

684
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 4: He's like, he's like an oople loop.

685
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,079
Speaker 1: It's I'm telling you, they just steal.

686
00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:06,839
Speaker 4: Him from another land.

687
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,599
Speaker 3: The fact that everybody could see it coming, we all

688
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,880
know twenty years from now what's gonna happens is insane.

689
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,359
Speaker 1: Well, first it's the charges, then later it's an od

690
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:18,680
I mean, it's just it's you can see the playbook.

691
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 3: That's if he makes it there, they're just pumping him

692
00:32:20,519 --> 00:32:21,720
full of Costco food.

693
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:24,559
Speaker 1: That's also true, you know, not eating enough for tissery chickens,

694
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:27,880
it's all cookies and whatever the fuck else they put it. Anyway,

695
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,799
I'm out on those people. Yeah, thank you.

696
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 4: Just the general direction the internet's going, I'm out on Yeah.

697
00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:34,519
I want to get out.

698
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: The internet has probably jumped the shark.

699
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,359
Speaker 4: I would say, like a long time in the last decade,

700
00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:40,519
you truly did.

701
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: I see, like fifteen sixteen, it.

702
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,039
Speaker 3: Was over Jesus, dude, fucking for when we were that age,

703
00:32:47,319 --> 00:32:50,839
fifteen sixteen, oh, twenty sixteen. I was gonna say, like postraphy,

704
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,400
that was the that was the high point one.

705
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,039
Speaker 4: He's horrifying right now. I just saw last night. I

706
00:32:57,079 --> 00:32:58,920
had to turn off the app. I went immediately to sleep,

707
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,319
and I was hunt in my dreams. I saw aborted

708
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,640
baby just came up on my fucking timeline.

709
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:07,559
Speaker 1: Dude, it's a mess in there. You gotta be real careful.

710
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:09,480
But that's curating to what you want.

711
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,519
Speaker 3: No, it's not, Yeah, it is trust It is not

712
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,920
what you want, but what it thinks you want. I

713
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,720
don't want that, but you're giving it those vibes. Somehow

714
00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:18,960
you gave it the impression.

715
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 4: I've I've seen people getting mrked on the streets and

716
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,440
this was in no way am I ever touching the

717
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,160
abortion issue.

718
00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:30,559
Speaker 3: Abortions all politics, all the time. And you know what,

719
00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:34,079
I don't want politics politics. I don't either, but I

720
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:36,680
swear to God my phone like, here's a political commercial

721
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,119
coming from the TV, and it's like, serve this fucker

722
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,079
up every fucking Kamala and Trump clip we have available

723
00:33:43,079 --> 00:33:47,920
today and mix in twenty six Costco guys videos and

724
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,119
I'm like, what is this is? This is why people

725
00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:54,559
are depressed and anxious and miserable. Anyway, back to our story,

726
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:57,519
but better I'm out on the Costco guys in Big Justice.

727
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,039
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're on the record for that.

728
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for giving me this space. So another

729
00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:06,400
like I said, these ghosts haunt in large part a

730
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:14,280
nursing home. So at one point, sure you did, Grandpa,

731
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,840
Well that literally did. That's literally what I'm about to

732
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,800
tell you. So at one point, this woman with dementia

733
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:25,360
kept complating this man in pinstriped suits and hats in

734
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:30,599
my room. They won't leave me alone. Fuck, And they

735
00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:32,920
were like it's like the meme like okay, grandma, let's

736
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,079
get you to and she just kept.

737
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,280
Speaker 3: Be like get away from me. Now they give her

738
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:36,920
another pill.

739
00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:39,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so eventually they're like, oh my god, this

740
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,320
fucking bitch who's brain doesn't work will not shut up

741
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,800
about the guys in pins drive suits. Let's just move her.

742
00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:48,679
Let's just put someone less crazy in this room. We'll

743
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,280
move her. So they put a patient without dementia in

744
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,320
the room and he's like a bunch of guys with

745
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,880
fedora hats just walked in here, so that what would

746
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,760
we The bench was like, no, it's real. I tried,

747
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:06,559
but they were like, yeah, whatever, dude, They're like, okay, grandma,

748
00:35:06,679 --> 00:35:07,280
whatever you say.

749
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,599
Speaker 4: The fedora has also been co opted by the week,

750
00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:12,559
like it used to be a signal of strength.

751
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,679
Speaker 1: Well it's gone now.

752
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 3: But when we were there, back in the air where

753
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,480
everyone said okay, she ain't yeah, there was then Fadoras

754
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,440
were for badasses.

755
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 4: Now it's ironic.

756
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,079
Speaker 1: Is anyone wearing for doors now?

757
00:35:24,119 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 2: Though?

758
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: I feel like that they're out.

759
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 4: Uh maybe somebody who's like juggling on the quad.

760
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:29,639
Speaker 1: I don't know.

761
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:31,519
Speaker 3: I feel like that's all gone now. I think we

762
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:32,800
shamed those people out of it.

763
00:35:32,679 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: It was a big like twenty ten, twenty Yeah.

764
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 3: It was the guy that yeah cycle oh goddors had

765
00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:41,000
made some kind of weird comeback when we were the

766
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:43,880
tail end of our collegiate careers, and that was some

767
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,639
weird that was It was terrifying to see.

768
00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: And none of them would have been none of them

769
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,119
would have been made men. No, No, I really want

770
00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:52,079
to know, Like I want to like interview, just like

771
00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:54,840
women like who fucked a guy who was wearing a

772
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,679
fedora that night? Put them on the list, like I

773
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,800
want to know, actually put them on the no fly list.

774
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,039
What I was like, because there's no way you found

775
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:05,559
that attractive? So what how? What overweight? Outweight? How did

776
00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:06,960
you work around?

777
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 4: Yeah? Aura, what he did?

778
00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:10,119
Speaker 1: He was? He wearing a tight T shirt and you

779
00:36:10,119 --> 00:36:12,760
could just see like rippling six pack and you're like, okay,

780
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,760
the hat, I can see past the fedora. Yeah I

781
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,519
want to know. But yeah, so the grandma was like

782
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,719
please and finally they believed her after it.

783
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 4: Non, what about like a havana hat.

784
00:36:23,159 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: It's like the same, Oh, no, there there are It's

785
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,440
just a straw fedora. Basically, it's like we're on vacation.

786
00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:33,320
I guess you can wear Justify. You can pull that off.

787
00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:35,000
The only place you can pull any of that ship

788
00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:37,519
off is at the Kentucky Derby. So that's pretty much.

789
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 4: It because you're essentially going back because you're.

790
00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: Just surrounded by other people who also look insane. Yeah,

791
00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:43,039
that's what you need.

792
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:43,679
Speaker 4: It's kind of the bit.

793
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

794
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 4: Uh.

795
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,599
Speaker 1: There are also also pretty standard ghost reports from the area.

796
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:53,480
People hear men's voices when there's no one around. You

797
00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:59,440
can hear also literally basically the the event being re enacted.

798
00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:00,840
You'll just hear like.

799
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:03,559
Speaker 4: I'm an aptamtress.

800
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:07,159
Speaker 1: Oh god, please, that's not what you want.

801
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 3: But that also could just be like Chicago, dude, I

802
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,440
can also do all these ghost stories. Uh, they always

803
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,480
if one thing happened at my house. Just if one

804
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,719
night I was laying there and heard somebody, you know,

805
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:25,079
yell like I'm an optomatris please and gunfire, that would

806
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:27,519
be it. I wouldn't the next day, I wouldn't be like,

807
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,800
I'm pretty worried about what happened last night. I hope

808
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,920
it doesn't happen again. It would just take the one

809
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,840
haunting for me to abandon the entire and burn it

810
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,440
to the ground and move on and start somewhere.

811
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,599
Speaker 4: And you're not even gonna try to resell because you

812
00:37:38,639 --> 00:37:41,360
got to disclose that information to the realitor.

813
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,159
Speaker 1: Do haunted there's no mold. Well I don't. I'm not

814
00:37:43,159 --> 00:37:44,199
putting that on somebody else.

815
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 3: Just move some other fucking poor family in there, and

816
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,960
then they get haunted and their lives destroyed. No, you

817
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,559
gotta get out.

818
00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try to get in with the fucking ghost mafia.

819
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,519
Speaker 1: Try to try to make a connection. Yeah, just see

820
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:58,599
how Yeah, yeah, it seems like a benefit. I don't

821
00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:01,519
think they have a lot of power, not these days now.

822
00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 3: No, it's the main mistake people making these scary movies.

823
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,800
They try to write it out, Oh maybe it'll get better.

824
00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:10,519
Speaker 1: Right, or they try to outsmart the ghost.

825
00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:12,519
Speaker 4: They try to ignore it for the most part. But

826
00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:14,559
you need to kind of come to common ground.

827
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,159
Speaker 1: You gotta reach out.

828
00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 4: You gotta reach out and extending olive branch to the ghost.

829
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,079
Speaker 1: Uh. And then my favorite thing that happens is with

830
00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:28,639
this in the again, the where the garage used to

831
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:33,039
be is an open grassy space. Now when it snows

832
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:38,639
in Chicago, Uh, you can sometimes see the outline allegedly

833
00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:43,679
of seven bodies snow where the garage used to be. Yeah, soges.

834
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,400
I don't know if it's like a lump like the

835
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,840
snow's covering the bodies, or if it's like the body

836
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,679
to the snow. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the

837
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,480
deal is, but uh yeah, I.

838
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 4: Mean that could also just be a modern body again.

839
00:38:58,079 --> 00:39:00,199
Speaker 1: In Chicago, so that you don't really know, like that

840
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,760
happened in Saint Louis, or I'd be like, well, let's

841
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,639
brush the snow off and see what's.

842
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 3: There, shytown stand up. I love Chicago, by the way.

843
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,840
It's my favorite city in the US to visit. It's

844
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,119
a great American, huge fan.

845
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: Now's the time. It's like perfect in the summer and

846
00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:15,840
fall winter. Don't just don't.

847
00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I should have been clear about that.

848
00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:20,719
I will not go when it is cold and windy.

849
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,159
Speaker 1: It's good. Four months good, like six months. You go

850
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:26,119
to Wrigley Field and for a fucking game and shit

851
00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:30,760
like that. It's fantastic. Yeah, it's glorious. But you go

852
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,280
in to a soldier field for a game and you

853
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,119
want to kill yourself.

854
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:36,519
Speaker 3: Also, stay the hell away from this old folks home.

855
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah right. And actually the other funny thing, or I

856
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,320
guess if you want to call it funny, I think

857
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,280
it's funny. Uh you's got a laugh to keep from crying.

858
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,559
Exactly this particular old folks home is it's like a

859
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:52,639
owned by the city. It's for like poor people, it's

860
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:55,800
for old people who can't even afford it's like public

861
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:01,119
elderly house. Oh hell, he's fucking this is as bad

862
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:06,800
as it possibly can do it literally, yeah, Jesus. And

863
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,679
the city actually owns the site and it said they

864
00:40:08,679 --> 00:40:11,440
will never build anything on that where the garage was again,

865
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:14,000
it will just remain open forever, trying to air it out.

866
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,360
I guess, yes. See if many they have now it

867
00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:19,119
you have little kids.

868
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,599
Speaker 4: Play on it, fucking throw football. It just goes.

869
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

870
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 3: The children go to visit their demented old grandparents and

871
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,599
then they go out on the haunted lawn to play

872
00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:30,599
touch with me Grandpa.

873
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 4: That's the ball just gets deflated because a bullet hits

874
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,280
oh god, yeah, a ghost bullet.

875
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,519
Speaker 1: When the garage was raised by the way, when it

876
00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:40,760
was taken down, uh oh, and the other building, the

877
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,719
other apartment next to it on the other side, reports

878
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,559
of like poltergeist activity like ship flying off the shelves, encounters,

879
00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:48,960
but no no figures or anything like that, allegedly, But anyway,

880
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,239
the garage was torn down in the sixties. Uh, and

881
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,599
the bricks from the building became collector's items. People wanted

882
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,960
the specifically of the wall they were lined up against

883
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,880
and shot it's dead.

884
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 3: That's that's almost as weird as people who collect like

885
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:06,199
Nazi paraphernalia.

886
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, although I will say I just learned the other

887
00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:14,280
day that Hitler had a gold Walter PPK. Walter PPK,

888
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,920
like the James Bond gun from Cold Night What Yeah,

889
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,920
with AH on the handle, the.

890
00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 3: Fucking initials on it. Yeah, see, like that's a haunted

891
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,639
gun though, Oh it's yeah. I don't want that.

892
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Michael, he did all the occult stuff too.

893
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 4: He was like searching for like the spear of destiny.

894
00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:34,480
He's got some like things from ancient civilizations that I'd

895
00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:35,119
be down to get.

896
00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: So, you know what, I just don't. But that's not

897
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,480
Nazi paraphernalia. That's Jesus paraphernalia that the Nazis held on

898
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:41,239
to for a little bit.

899
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,119
Speaker 3: I just don't want to. I don't want to learn

900
00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:49,280
anything new period, no about Hitler. I don't want to

901
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,320
learn new stuff about.

902
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 4: Hitler his parents as much as.

903
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:53,199
Speaker 1: I need to know about Hitler.

904
00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 3: I feel like people these days are like fascinated with

905
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,039
fucking Hitler facts and I just don't.

906
00:41:59,079 --> 00:42:02,199
Speaker 1: It's because it's the only other than the goldwaalter Well,

907
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,920
I mean that's just like I don't even know about

908
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,719
like his philosophies or like you know what I mean,

909
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,000
Like what did he say.

910
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 4: About Yeah, No, Hitler didn't have a point guys, Yeah

911
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,519
there was no point.

912
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,639
Speaker 1: In case we need to reiterate this. But it's all

913
00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:16,760
it's always it's kind.

914
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:19,079
Speaker 3: Of like the he does need to be reiterated apparently.

915
00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: I know. It was kind of like the inverse of

916
00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:23,000
people being like, what was Michael Jordan that good? I don't.

917
00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:24,639
I don't know. I didn't see any I didn't see

918
00:42:24,679 --> 00:42:25,000
him play.

919
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:27,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the most contrariant opinion you can possibly have,

920
00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:30,119
which is why, like when Kanye threw it out there,

921
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:32,559
I was just like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

922
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: You know, my joke to him every once in a while. No,

923
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,360
I really don't.

924
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 4: Oh I know, but you got the easies on, Yeah,

925
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,440
because I love these shoes. Listen, every fashion designer has

926
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:46,159
some skeletons in the closet.

927
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 3: All right, you can't only well you should try, but

928
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,480
you can't only buy stuff from non shitty people.

929
00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: It's impossible.

930
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 4: I would never the shittiest of people make the best product.

931
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would never point that out or be like,

932
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,000
oh you from this, unless someone was shitting on me

933
00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:03,000
for it, and then I'd be like.

934
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: But in fairness, this is the only pair of yeasies

935
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,679
I've bought in like three years.

936
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,039
Speaker 4: Used to be a big easyhead.

937
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:11,079
Speaker 1: I know. I have a lot of them in my closet.

938
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,559
My joke about Kanye West is that this is what happened,

939
00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:16,599
This is what would have happened if no one shot

940
00:43:16,639 --> 00:43:17,199
John Lennon.

941
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:22,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably that's where he was headed. You just get

942
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:23,920
to a certain point where you're like, well, I can't

943
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,079
possibly get any more attention, so I have to find

944
00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:27,440
a way.

945
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 4: Right. Do you believe the conspiracy that he's been replaced

946
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,000
by a clone?

947
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: No? Okay, No, He's just he's detached from reality and

948
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,559
not on medication, probably diagnosed bipolar.

949
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 4: Is it weird though that I will still listen to

950
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,400
Kanye when I work out, But ever since Kendrick kind

951
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,639
of buried Drake, I have a hard time thrown on Drake.

952
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: Any Drake song comes on now, So I just feel

953
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,320
like a little gay. I'm just like I feel. I

954
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,360
feel like I feel, I feel soft.

955
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 4: I feel like a bitch. I'm like, this doesn't get

956
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,760
me like I used to.

957
00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: No, I'm the same way. It's embarrassing, but it was

958
00:43:57,519 --> 00:43:58,719
always soft. I know.

959
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 4: That's what's so stupid about it. It's very dumb.

960
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,599
Speaker 1: It makes I knew it like you woke up like

961
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:03,679
whoa Drake isn't hard?

962
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,079
Speaker 3: For years, my Spotify rap would come out and Drake

963
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:08,920
would be in the top five. Always to look at

964
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,920
myself in the mirror and be self loathing and feel

965
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:13,880
hatred toward who I am.

966
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,519
Speaker 4: You shouldn't, though, because he's got nothing but the most

967
00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:18,400
basic bitch in the world. And it's formulaic now.

968
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:19,679
Speaker 1: And then Kendrick buried.

969
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 3: Him, and now when his songs come on, I'm like,

970
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,400
I can't even do this anymore. I need to be

971
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,920
a better man. Ken you made me want to be

972
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,360
a better man.

973
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 4: Occasionally, though, a future song will come on and the

974
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,159
Drake versuill will pop up, and I'm like, I gotta switch,

975
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,320
got change up, and I'm ashamed of myself because Drake

976
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,639
had such a monumental you know, uh, he had such

977
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:37,519
a big part of my life.

978
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Speaker 1: But he's not like us, you know, Dan, that's the problem.

979
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, he's definitely not like He's not like no

980
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:47,320
well in that way. So that's how Kendrick means it

981
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:48,840
real quick.

982
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,000
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is active. This was so The bricks were huge collector's items,

1033
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:08,920
and this was especially the case if they had blood

1034
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,039
on them or bullet holes in them. Oh yeah, I

1035
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,480
really wanted the good ones. It was the top dollar bricks.

1036
00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:17,239
Yeah yeah, yeah. Some people reported the bricks being haunted

1037
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,760
and cursed. Oh do you imagine buying a brick aunt

1038
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,760
of cursed brick? Pinted home realizing after a couple of weeks, like, honey,

1039
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,639
I made a mistake.

1040
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:28,199
Speaker 4: No, no, you don't feel like rival right, you snag

1041
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,280
a brick, a cursed brick and gift it to somebody

1042
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:31,760
you hate.

1043
00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:36,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be a weird gift. Thanks, but you have

1044
00:47:36,199 --> 00:47:38,760
to low key hate them. Yeah, all you hate them,

1045
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,239
then obviously they're accept it. It's like your boss, right, Yeah, Hey,

1046
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,840
I got you this cool brick. I know you like

1047
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,199
architecture and Alphonse Capone brick. Well, the brick the bricks

1048
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:51,639
were like. People would get sick, like with bad dizzy,

1049
00:47:51,679 --> 00:47:52,760
like leukemi.

1050
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,119
Speaker 4: Or something, maybe try to climb the corporate ladder. So

1051
00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:57,599
you give the person above you the cursed bricks.

1052
00:47:57,639 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: So they died. Yeah, but then you move into the

1053
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,239
office and you find the brick, and then immediately he.

1054
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 4: Passed the buck. I just keep moving up.

1055
00:48:04,679 --> 00:48:06,559
Speaker 1: People would also get people with the bricks would also

1056
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:09,199
get in bad accidents or whatever, like honey, the toddler

1057
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,559
fell down the stairs for the fifth time.

1058
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 4: The final destination bricks.

1059
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 3: Time to get rid of the bricks. Yeah, got to

1060
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,800
get rid of those bricks.

1061
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,599
Speaker 1: Bro. So obviously, with these cursed bricks and the rumor

1062
00:48:20,639 --> 00:48:23,360
spread of it, some one might think you might want

1063
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,239
to be careful about them. In nineteen sixty seven, George Pady,

1064
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,639
a Canadian businessman bought four hundred and fourteen of these bricks.

1065
00:48:33,039 --> 00:48:36,440
He's like, I ain't afraid it, built his own home

1066
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,320
with it. Well, what he ultimately did with them was

1067
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,679
put them in a nineteen twenties Roaring Twenties themed club

1068
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:50,400
he built in Vancouver, and the bricks in particular were

1069
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,599
in the men's room and you could piss on them,

1070
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,800
Oh wow, on the cursed bricks. So imagine taking something

1071
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,760
out of King Tut's tomb and tossing it in a

1072
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,239
year ernal and then being like, hey, guys, if you

1073
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,360
want to piss all over this cursed amulet, come on

1074
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,000
into my bar.

1075
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 4: I mean, that's essentially what they're doing with King Tutt

1076
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,119
going on tour all the time.

1077
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 3: You're just asking for it, pissing on cursed materials. Man,

1078
00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:19,440
can't be peeing on blood bricks.

1079
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: No, especially like brick like that. This was only like

1080
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,000
forty years after someone was killed. Imagine, so like someone's

1081
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:28,239
murdered in the eighties, for right now, someone's murdered in

1082
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,840
the eighties, and like, hey, this person was murdered on

1083
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,239
this carpet. Do you want to piss on it?

1084
00:49:32,639 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1085
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 3: I don't want to piss on dead people's stuff. No,

1086
00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:37,519
I do love the idea of taking a bunch of

1087
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:41,400
cursed mafia murder bricks and making a club. Yeah, but

1088
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,679
what then that wasn't a good enough idea. He was like,

1089
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,039
you know what, let's let's get even fucking sicker with it.

1090
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,079
If if it's the bathroom.

1091
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: And dudes piss on it.

1092
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 4: The mafia bricks though, they just have a funny sense

1093
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,440
of humor, and you do piss on it, and they're

1094
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,360
just like, we're just gonna make your dick smaller.

1095
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,559
Speaker 1: The brick does. Yeah, it would actually be shrinks your pens.

1096
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,159
Speaker 4: Just shrinks you. Your dom'd be sweet.

1097
00:50:01,159 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: If it's just like you know how in movies or

1098
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,000
like in horror movies, like you'll uh you like you'll

1099
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,239
turn you'll turn on like a Fawceter bath or a shower,

1100
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,760
and like the water will turn to blood.

1101
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 4: When you can never get hard again.

1102
00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:13,760
Speaker 1: You just start pissing blood. Like you look down and

1103
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,440
it's just like bright red optometrius blood coming out of

1104
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:16,760
your dick.

1105
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,039
Speaker 3: You pee on blood bricks. That's what you get, man, I.

1106
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 4: Know, I think it's more chill. It's just like you

1107
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,639
can never get hard again. You're just rocking kind of

1108
00:50:23,679 --> 00:50:25,800
a nub. It's like what happened to my penis.

1109
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,079
Speaker 3: It'd be like seventy percent of society already though, you'd

1110
00:50:29,119 --> 00:50:29,840
just be another.

1111
00:50:29,639 --> 00:50:32,519
Speaker 1: One that's like a Stephen King right, like a Gypsy's

1112
00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:41,880
just like softer, softer, flaccid. So that bar closed down

1113
00:50:42,159 --> 00:50:45,239
and uh shocking. Yeah, it didn't work. This guy actually

1114
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,719
had several failed business ventures with the bricks they're now

1115
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,920
actually structing. Kept going, you kept several things double down,

1116
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,840
tried to tried to make a mafia museum that failed,

1117
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,880
don't admit, to try to take him on tour, and

1118
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,519
no one wanted to see him persistently, yea, so they

1119
00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,639
cursed his businesses.

1120
00:50:59,679 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 3: He was so confident these bricks were his thing, Yeah,

1121
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,400
and this is how he was gonna make his ticket,

1122
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,039
and they just kept failing and he couldn't stop.

1123
00:51:07,159 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1124
00:51:08,079 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: Uh, now those bricks are actually in the Mob Museum

1125
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,039
in Las Vegas.

1126
00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:13,559
Speaker 3: Struck it into a wall, so you can go see them.

1127
00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:15,320
Do we do, either of y'all know? Off the top

1128
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,239
where the Mafia Museum in Vegas is.

1129
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: I didn't look it up. I've only been to Vegas once,

1130
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,840
so I'm not a big Vegas guy, I don't know

1131
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,559
that offstrip. I wish I had been to that because

1132
00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:24,360
that sounds tight.

1133
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. It seems like something that would be on

1134
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,480
the Strip, the veg the.

1135
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,039
Speaker 1: Las Vegas Mob Museum. They have like a speakeasy in

1136
00:51:32,079 --> 00:51:35,000
there and everything. Ship that's where the bricks should be.

1137
00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:36,559
Speaker 4: Is that like New York, New York.

1138
00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: Oh, it's in downtown Vegas.

1139
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:39,760
Speaker 4: That what that doesn't mean anything?

1140
00:51:41,119 --> 00:51:43,599
Speaker 1: It says down. I mean the map says downtown Las Vegas.

1141
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 4: So strip.

1142
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,159
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's the Strip, but it's just

1143
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,679
right in the heart of the city, like it is

1144
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,880
right dead ass center on the city. What do you

1145
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,199
want the address? Dan? Like you fucking know it?

1146
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 4: What are you gonna you could tell me a building?

1147
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,960
It's in like a casino.

1148
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: It's in its own building stand alone. Yeah, it's across

1149
00:52:01,039 --> 00:52:03,320
the street from the Grand Hotel and Casino. Do you

1150
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,920
think any casino would let him bring those fucking bricks

1151
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,320
in there? Every slot's just fucking jackpie.

1152
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, hell no, they're really uh uh, what's the

1153
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,280
word I'm looking for? When you believe in luck, superstitious,

1154
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,239
they're real superstitious up in those casinos.

1155
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:26,079
Speaker 4: Dan, I don't think they are, though. I think everything's calculated.

1156
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: For you to lose.

1157
00:52:26,119 --> 00:52:28,639
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the house always wins unless the house has

1158
00:52:28,639 --> 00:52:29,440
blood bricks in it.

1159
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:35,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. So there's one more ghost story, haunting story from

1160
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,280
the Saint Valentine's a massacre and it involves al Capone

1161
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,400
himself Alphonse. So Alphonse was arrested I believe in Philadelphia

1162
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:48,880
actually shortly after the massacre on a concealed weapon charge

1163
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,639
or something like that. But I didn't even know existed

1164
00:52:50,639 --> 00:52:51,079
at the time.

1165
00:52:51,159 --> 00:52:52,639
Speaker 4: His dick did get cursed eventually.

1166
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: I think he actually already had the cyphilis at this point.

1167
00:52:55,679 --> 00:52:57,119
It just takes a it takes a while to get

1168
00:52:57,159 --> 00:52:59,280
into it. We don't get it in like hops right

1169
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,960
into your brain. Died of right, Yeah, syphilis, Yeah, it's

1170
00:53:02,159 --> 00:53:03,000
it seeps into you.

1171
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 4: How does that break you down? I guess I've never

1172
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,800
really looked into it.

1173
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: It just like gets into is that a sting because

1174
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,000
I don't treat it? Get syphilis, but you just take

1175
00:53:14,079 --> 00:53:15,480
like a pill and it's fine. And he could have

1176
00:53:15,519 --> 00:53:18,360
actually had it treated too, but he was too embarrassed.

1177
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,400
But he was like, oh, I don't want people to

1178
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,079
know I have syphilis. It's like, well everyone knows now

1179
00:53:21,119 --> 00:53:23,519
because you're fucking insane. What a classic issue.

1180
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,599
Speaker 3: Man who doesn't want to talk to doctor about problem

1181
00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:28,599
he has that will eventually kill him.

1182
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, dude, that's fucking health two point zero.

1183
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 3: Just keeping it, keeping it in, not ever revealing the

1184
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,679
issue or getting help. Don't seek help. That's the message.

1185
00:53:39,079 --> 00:53:39,639
Speaker 1: You can beat this.

1186
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 4: That's fucking propaganda. Ross. You can take care of it

1187
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,280
with diet.

1188
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,559
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I think it's. Yeah, we need you need

1189
00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,920
to believe in people. You can beat this, man, I

1190
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,159
got you. But so Capone was arrested for this gun

1191
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:55,400
charge or whatever, did some time in Philadelphia and in

1192
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,920
a very lavish prison cell. I think it's the prison cell,

1193
00:53:58,039 --> 00:53:59,719
the famous one you see pictures of with like the

1194
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,280
radio in it and shit, oh yeah before I think

1195
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,559
that's the one. I'm not positive either way. Anytime he

1196
00:54:04,599 --> 00:54:06,480
was ever in a prison cell, they did it up

1197
00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:08,320
for it, like here he goes turn it into a

1198
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,000
hotel room basically. Yeah. So the story goes that as

1199
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,039
soon as he got into jail, Capone was immediately haunted,

1200
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:18,639
tormented by the ghost of James Clark, one of the

1201
00:54:18,679 --> 00:54:23,000
victims of the Saint Valentine's Day massacre. Oh shit, not Shwimmer. Unfortunately,

1202
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,880
Clark was Moran's brother in law, and according to legend,

1203
00:54:29,519 --> 00:54:33,320
at night the other inmates would hear Capone screaming and

1204
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,000
being like, leave me alone, Jimmy stop. Oh Jimmy, this

1205
00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:39,119
ghost is just like fucking with them all night long.

1206
00:54:39,199 --> 00:54:42,599
I'm sorry, Jimmy. Look here, Yeah, that's got business eye.

1207
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:49,280
But in the morning, the prisoners would be like, hey,

1208
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:55,920
al okay man the radio on last night, what's going

1209
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,159
on in there? And he would just be like, I'm

1210
00:54:58,159 --> 00:54:59,480
not don't want to talk about it. I don't know,

1211
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,800
I don't want to, don't shut up, don't ask me questions.

1212
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,559
They could stop.

1213
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 3: Alphonse was not a good communicator, wasn't good at sharing,

1214
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,920
clearly bottled it all up until it killed him.

1215
00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 4: Every great man refuses to admit they had a supernatural experience. Yeah,

1216
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,559
Napoleon went to the Pyramids and apparently stayed in the

1217
00:55:19,599 --> 00:55:25,280
emperor or the pharaoh's pharaoh's tomb, and something happened to

1218
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,639
this day, like and on his deathbed, he's just like,

1219
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,840
don't worry about it, Like, I'm gonna take that to

1220
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,239
the grave.

1221
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,039
Speaker 3: Since you brought it up, and I'm pretty sure y'all

1222
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:35,159
talked about this, But did y'all y'all watch the Napoleon

1223
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:40,320
movie the Ridley Sky, Yeah, don't. You don't need to

1224
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,760
waste your time. But I was like, one day I

1225
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,679
just broke. I was like, no, no, I have to see. Yeah,

1226
00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:50,000
I have to see. And it is like Joaquin Phoenix

1227
00:55:51,079 --> 00:55:54,159
mailed mailed it in as hard.

1228
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: As you possibly could.

1229
00:55:55,079 --> 00:55:57,639
Speaker 3: It's almost I almost recommend watching it at some point,

1230
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:59,039
like if you have like a sick day or something.

1231
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 4: They had to read around how he's acting.

1232
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,280
Speaker 1: And they didn't have to. Ridley Scott was like, this

1233
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,719
is fucking brilliant and started just sculpting.

1234
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:11,079
Speaker 4: I heard the complete opposite. Scott was like, fuck, woquing

1235
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:14,000
Phoenix is too far gone. I can't I can't reel

1236
00:56:14,039 --> 00:56:17,000
him in. So I got to write around it. I don't.

1237
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 3: Maybe you do have to watch it because I don't

1238
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,800
even know if I can explain. It's just it's kind

1239
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,079
of fascinating. I kind of always wanted to see a

1240
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:27,400
movie about Napoleon. Same I heard woquing Phoenix is doing it,

1241
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,599
and I was like, holy shit, Ridley's God, holy shit

1242
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,639
comes out you see all the bad reviews and whatnot,

1243
00:56:32,679 --> 00:56:35,760
and they were all accurate. Like it is a total

1244
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,199
dumpster fire, an utter waste of money and time. And

1245
00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:43,159
there's like like an extended director's cut version. Joker toutes

1246
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:46,360
apparently awful too, Like I've not heard good things about

1247
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,920
that either. He's like he's he's a wild dude.

1248
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he's got a.

1249
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: Weird, weird past, like how he.

1250
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,599
Speaker 3: Grew up when his brother overdosed in that club or whatever.

1251
00:56:56,639 --> 00:56:59,079
Speaker 4: Oh no, how he his parents raised them in that church.

1252
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,159
Speaker 1: Where yeah, yeah, they were a cult. And then also

1253
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,239
like he's a child star. Yeah, in a child star.

1254
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,559
It's like the Phoenixes are basically like the like punk

1255
00:57:07,639 --> 00:57:08,400
rock Coulkins.

1256
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 3: It's tough to be normal, Yeah, living that way your

1257
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,440
whole life.

1258
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 4: I think his parents like him or something.

1259
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 3: Anyway, Napoleon, what Napoleon is a is such a failure

1260
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,239
on so many levels.

1261
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: That movie deserves so much better.

1262
00:57:23,719 --> 00:57:26,239
Speaker 4: I still have so much hope for a Gladiator too.

1263
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 3: I've heard it's amazing, Like I've heard great, great, great things.

1264
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,079
Speaker 4: He's bounced back. It's good to see get one.

1265
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,039
Speaker 1: He's had a couple of l's in a row. Yeah,

1266
00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:36,960
we need to get years old. You know, he's just

1267
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,199
trying to stay alive by making movies at this point.

1268
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,639
Speaker 3: Him and uh, what's the dude who did fucking uh?

1269
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,440
Oh my god, what's this insane movie that's in theaters

1270
00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:45,880
right now?

1271
00:57:46,679 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: Oh?

1272
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 4: Uh the woman?

1273
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, him and Coppola are out there just trying to

1274
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,599
keep themselves alive by cranking out early movies.

1275
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: Megalopolis makes Napoleon look.

1276
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:02,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw something like insane scene I

1277
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,440
think with Aubrey Plaza.

1278
00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:06,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, go back to the clube. Was it that scene? No,

1279
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,679
I have seen that scene.

1280
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,719
Speaker 4: No, it's like a sex scene. Oh yeah, I mean

1281
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:12,039
I'll watch it for that. I don't even know if

1282
00:58:12,039 --> 00:58:12,800
she's in the movie.

1283
00:58:12,639 --> 00:58:14,559
Speaker 3: But like she thought, it looks like I will be

1284
00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:16,679
watching that when it hits streaming. I will not be

1285
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,280
paying sixty eight dollars to see it in theaters.

1286
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: I eat in there, Dan.

1287
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I get that, and then you know you

1288
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,400
gotta pay for the tickets. It's it's a whole night's

1289
00:58:26,199 --> 00:58:28,440
it's a thing, especially with the family. I mean, if

1290
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,440
you're going on a date, you're spending with the alcohol,

1291
00:58:30,559 --> 00:58:33,679
the food, close to one hundred bucks every time Bube.

1292
00:58:34,199 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, easily.

1293
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,719
Speaker 3: Anyway, Napoleon sucked. Sorry for the sound.

1294
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 4: It's all good, but with such low expectations, maybe I'll

1295
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,800
actually like it because there had to be some dope

1296
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,480
battle scenes.

1297
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,519
Speaker 1: The battle scenes I've watched on YouTube now in a mid.

1298
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,719
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, it's all right, thoroughly disappointing through. Yeah,

1299
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,880
there's not a lot of redeeming moments in that thing.

1300
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,639
Speaker 1: So apparently the inmates would also hear like I guess

1301
00:58:56,639 --> 00:58:58,960
like even Jimmy got tired of just tormenting him, so

1302
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,360
they chat sometimes too. They just like, I'm just tired today.

1303
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,880
What was the score of the Cubs game? Give me,

1304
00:59:06,159 --> 00:59:08,360
give me some updates from the world. Yeah, they just

1305
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,239
talk and again I'll be like, I don't want to talk

1306
00:59:10,199 --> 00:59:13,360
about it. But eventually Al gets out and he's like

1307
00:59:13,599 --> 00:59:17,440
I can't and Jimmy follows him, just follow him around

1308
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,559
for the rest of his life. And Al was like,

1309
00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:22,400
I can't fucking take this anymore. Hires a psychic to

1310
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,199
try to exercise Jimmy away from.

1311
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 4: Him in prison.

1312
00:59:26,679 --> 00:59:28,639
Speaker 1: No, this is outside of prison. Jimmy follows him out

1313
00:59:28,639 --> 00:59:31,079
of prison, follows him everywhere.

1314
00:59:31,159 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 3: Aw gets out Jimmy gets out just like you're a burger,

1315
00:59:33,519 --> 00:59:36,920
You're a fucking dick, dude, And so he gets a

1316
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,199
psychic to try to like exercise to send him to

1317
00:59:39,199 --> 00:59:39,920
the other side.

1318
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,519
Speaker 1: Doesn't work, Jimmy hangs around. Uh to the point where

1319
00:59:47,039 --> 00:59:50,119
later in life, Al Capone's bodyguards would often rush into

1320
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:52,639
his bedroom at night, hearing him screaming and shit at

1321
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:54,679
Jimmy thinking he was like being attacked and there's just

1322
00:59:54,719 --> 00:59:56,480
be no one there about a Capone.

1323
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So just to get to get real about it

1324
00:59:58,719 --> 01:00:01,519
for a second. You hear a lot of stories like

1325
01:00:01,519 --> 01:00:05,320
this about like mafia dudes. And there's even in the

1326
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,119
Sopranos there's a storyline where Polly Gultieri goes to a

1327
01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:13,480
psychic like a seance because he keeps having this nightmare

1328
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,199
every night and waking up at three point thirty three

1329
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:15,840
in the morning.

1330
01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: And when he goes to.

1331
01:00:17,719 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 3: The seance, the psychic basically tells him long story short,

1332
01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:25,599
everyone you've ever murdered is like following you, Like all

1333
01:00:25,679 --> 01:00:27,400
these ghosts are following you.

1334
01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1335
01:00:28,119 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: Polli has like a meltdown, calls it like a satanic

1336
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,440
black magic, and like throws a chair and runs out anyway.

1337
01:00:34,199 --> 01:00:37,599
Point being, it feels like stories like this about Capone,

1338
01:00:37,639 --> 01:00:39,920
like Capone had a lot of people killed, right, a

1339
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,880
lot of blood, a lot of blood on his hands.

1340
01:00:42,159 --> 01:00:45,719
And I don't care how sociopathic or like sick you are,

1341
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,000
it does something to you. It's gonna break you down

1342
01:00:49,719 --> 01:00:52,320
slowly but surely, like the guilt you would carry from,

1343
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,519
like all of your sins would get to you. And

1344
01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:57,679
sometimes I think stuff like this, stories like that are

1345
01:00:57,719 --> 01:01:00,039
like a like a personification.

1346
01:00:59,320 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: Of all that guilt.

1347
01:01:00,079 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 3: Like you you literally start to detach from reality because.

1348
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 1: And he also does have cyphlis rotting his brain, and

1349
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,960
that too did not help.

1350
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so like yeah, it's like I think a

1351
01:01:10,239 --> 01:01:14,639
lot of those stories are rooted in something real and

1352
01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:17,960
that is like guilt and shame and because that shit

1353
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,159
does bad things to your brain.

1354
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,159
Speaker 4: That's kind of what I learned from the Sopranos. That

1355
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,199
and also apparently the Mafia think says Geddy eat pussy.

1356
01:01:27,159 --> 01:01:31,079
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, you can't can't go down South Mexico.

1357
01:01:31,159 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 4: We actually a weak man.

1358
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a weird viewpoint that was?

1359
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,039
Speaker 3: That just that that permeated everywhere too, because I remember

1360
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:39,559
that in like high school, that was a thing like

1361
01:01:40,039 --> 01:01:44,119
you didn't want to talk about eating box because that

1362
01:01:44,239 --> 01:01:45,400
was frowned upon.

1363
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:47,559
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I don't know why I was doing it.

1364
01:01:47,599 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 4: I want the record to show Yeah, I'm pro munch

1365
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,440
in box. Yeah, actually an article about it.

1366
01:01:51,559 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's kind of fun.

1367
01:01:53,519 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 3: Actually, it's very enjoyable, very whatever.

1368
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,079
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it was worse back then, especially.

1369
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,079
Speaker 4: When you, like I par piece, You're like, oh, yeah, dude,

1370
01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:05,239
I gotta gotta do what I can with this tongue.

1371
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,199
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's the way it is, got a

1372
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,840
It's a lot of like battlefield prep. Really, you know

1373
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,960
what I mean. Yeah, Anyway, I don't know if Capone

1374
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:18,159
uh felt guilty or not. Let me put it this way.

1375
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,159
I'm thirty seven.

1376
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,719
Speaker 3: I've never seen a ghost, never had a ghost experience,

1377
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,639
So I'm not sure how I feel about the existence

1378
01:02:26,679 --> 01:02:29,079
of ghosts and hauntings. But I do think a lot

1379
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:33,079
of these stories have something to them, that is my point.

1380
01:02:33,239 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: The only the thing I find interesting is that I

1381
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,320
feel like a lot of people get like after a while,

1382
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,239
they get guilty or maybe feel guilty about it. But

1383
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:44,079
this happened like halfway through his career, so it just

1384
01:02:44,239 --> 01:02:46,519
kept fucking going. Yeah yea yeah, yeah yeah, like it

1385
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:48,920
was it was he this this was just a brief

1386
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,440
stint in jail. Like he got out and like kept cooking,

1387
01:02:51,519 --> 01:02:54,199
went back to the crime. Yeah yeah yeah. Well once

1388
01:02:54,239 --> 01:02:57,000
you're deep, you know, and he was deep. What you

1389
01:02:57,239 --> 01:02:59,320
you can't turn back now, can't go just live a

1390
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,960
straight life, keep being again. Officially he got really let

1391
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,079
out of jail because he was just so fucking crazy

1392
01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:07,599
off the syphilis. They just let him go live in

1393
01:03:07,599 --> 01:03:10,320
Florida till he died. No ship, Yeah if he died

1394
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,440
on the beach, dude, like he was. He kind of

1395
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,480
had a nice little life there there.

1396
01:03:13,519 --> 01:03:15,239
Speaker 3: It wasn't it like he got he got popped for

1397
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,880
tax evasion eventually. They always didn't even get him on

1398
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,000
like murder and racketeering.

1399
01:03:19,039 --> 01:03:21,639
Speaker 1: Now, I just wanted to get him behind bars. Pay

1400
01:03:21,679 --> 01:03:26,320
your taxes, Kean, looking at you, Dan, pay your taxes, Dan.

1401
01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:28,280
We don't kill any if you do. If you don't

1402
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,599
pay your taxes, don't murder anyone, right right? That also

1403
01:03:31,679 --> 01:03:34,800
important to do both. And if you get syphilis, see

1404
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,960
a doctor, get the help, you take that pill you deserve.

1405
01:03:38,519 --> 01:03:40,519
They can take care of these things these days. Sores

1406
01:03:40,559 --> 01:03:42,519
on your penis are real. It's like a one pill

1407
01:03:42,559 --> 01:03:44,840
and it's like, oh, it's gone. See today's episode comes

1408
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,199
with life lessons does always that. But that's all I

1409
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:52,119
got for today, the hauntings of the Saint Valentine's Day massacre.

1410
01:03:53,679 --> 01:03:58,760
What you boys learn today, make good choices, get check

1411
01:03:58,840 --> 01:03:59,559
ups regularly.

1412
01:03:59,639 --> 01:04:02,079
Speaker 4: I learned if somebody offers you a curse brick, you

1413
01:04:02,159 --> 01:04:05,039
avoid that. Purchase a brick.

1414
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 1: With a hole in it. Stay away from cursed bricks. Yeah,

1415
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:12,480
that's huge. Maybe. Uh, don't hang out with gangsters if

1416
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,079
you're not one.

1417
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:13,519
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1418
01:04:13,639 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: If you're you're not in that life. You're optometrists. Don't

1419
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,000
pretend to be in that life. Yeah yeah, No, take

1420
01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:21,840
up skydiving if you need to thrill that back. That's

1421
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:25,079
an all in or all out thing. Not you can't.

1422
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 3: On the edge of organized crime does not end well

1423
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,440
for anyone. It's a lot of those characters in the

1424
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,880
Sopranos too. In fact, I think one of them is

1425
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,719
an optometrist. He like sells glasses and sunglasses and ship.

1426
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,639
It's like Johnny Sack's son in law.

1427
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,559
Speaker 1: I mean they probably pulled straight from ship like this. Yeah, honestly, Uh,

1428
01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:46,840
and then who is so you mentioned earlier. I don't

1429
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,000
know if you know this about the show, So you

1430
01:04:48,199 --> 01:04:50,519
eOne always talks about Hitler. Our joke on the show

1431
01:04:50,639 --> 01:04:53,920
is because Hitler is like the only person bad person

1432
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,880
from history anyone ever knows about. Yeah, everyone's fucking dumb,

1433
01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:00,400
the villain of to every we ask who is today's Hitler?

1434
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, so they'll call anything Hitler because that's the

1435
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,920
only person I've ever heard that's.

1436
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,079
Speaker 1: Like the biggest human comparison.

1437
01:05:07,199 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the story, Now, who is the worst person

1438
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:10,960
in the story?

1439
01:05:11,079 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, probably Capone? Well yeah, I mean he was

1440
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,480
kind of the main guy. Yeah, I'm gonna go with

1441
01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:21,800
the nursing home attendants who didn't believe the one dimension

1442
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,800
being tormented by worse than al Capone.

1443
01:05:26,119 --> 01:05:29,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably, or the guy that talked the optometrist to

1444
01:05:30,039 --> 01:05:31,159
kind of hang around.

1445
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,559
Speaker 3: The optometrist is his own Hitler. Whoever was enabling the optometrist.

1446
01:05:35,239 --> 01:05:37,239
That's the Hitler in the story for me. I wonder

1447
01:05:37,239 --> 01:05:38,679
if they just like didn't even like him.

1448
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,519
Speaker 4: Uh Man seeks to be an alpha. That's the Hitler

1449
01:05:42,519 --> 01:05:43,679
of the story.

1450
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, he feels weak, He's like I just do glasses.

1451
01:05:47,239 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 3: Beta Man desperately wants alpha approval.

1452
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, gets it. That's never Yeah, it's never. That never

1453
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,800
ends well either, No, historically, Oh hey guys, I'm pretty

1454
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,199
what do you need pretty tough? And then they don't

1455
01:05:59,199 --> 01:06:00,840
and then they don't respect to you, so you start

1456
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,039
to do crazy shit. Yeah.

1457
01:06:02,079 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 4: I mean this was back in the day. So it

1458
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,719
was his version of paying a Navy seal to haze

1459
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:08,440
him for a week.

1460
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking are you referencing Tiger Woods?

1461
01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:14,559
Speaker 4: Well, Tiger did do that, Yeah, for.

1462
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,159
Speaker 1: Like a long time.

1463
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 4: That kind of broke his body. Yeah, it was a

1464
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:21,199
really bad idea. Told him, you can pay a navy

1465
01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:23,320
seal to go to like a boot camp, a fake

1466
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,920
boot camp, to be a real man.

1467
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,679
Speaker 1: I'll just yell at you until you're an alpha male?

1468
01:06:26,719 --> 01:06:29,960
Is that what Dan Bilzarian did? I think so, speaking

1469
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,559
of people going to jail for financial crime, yeah, his

1470
01:06:32,639 --> 01:06:33,800
dad's going back for sure.

1471
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 3: He's fucked for sure, absolutely toast.

1472
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:41,039
Speaker 4: I think the funniest part about Dan Bilzarian was he

1473
01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:42,480
was in the World Series of Poker this year and I

1474
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,519
think he was out within three hands.

1475
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,599
Speaker 1: Damn. That's yeah, it's a big story.

1476
01:06:47,639 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 3: You want to come away from the World Series of

1477
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,639
Poker with because it's you know, many thousands of dollars

1478
01:06:52,719 --> 01:06:55,440
to enter, because we're here, wasn't the story because I

1479
01:06:55,639 --> 01:06:58,400
didn't look too far into it. He started to ignite

1480
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:03,320
this weird brand, right, and then the Feds last week

1481
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,639
or the week before indicted his dad because it turns

1482
01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:08,440
out his dad was actually the one running it, and

1483
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,239
his dad is not allowed to like run it was

1484
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,719
any type of financial.

1485
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: Stuff wandering fraud situation. Yeah, that business where yeah, his

1486
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,639
dad was had his hands on like money and business

1487
01:07:19,679 --> 01:07:21,920
stuff that he shouldn't. But that makes Bill's Arren like

1488
01:07:22,119 --> 01:07:26,039
Dan culpable too, He's like fleeing the country, but yeah,

1489
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:29,360
because he was part of the fraud. Basically, like they

1490
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,519
were going to be all there was a criminal conspiracy

1491
01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:32,599
of which they were both apart.

1492
01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 4: There's gonna be a lot of crackdown on PPP loans

1493
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,280
from twenty twenty.

1494
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: I've seen that too. People are still getting popped for this.

1495
01:07:38,639 --> 01:07:42,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean because people straight up just lied about

1496
01:07:42,079 --> 01:07:43,840
having an LLC like free money.

1497
01:07:44,199 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 3: They made it really easy, yeah, to steal PPP money.

1498
01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:50,920
They should have made it harder. I get that, you

1499
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,119
still shouldn't do wrong shit, even if it's that's not

1500
01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:54,440
an excuse necessarily.

1501
01:07:54,519 --> 01:07:56,039
Speaker 4: So many people got away with it though.

1502
01:07:56,679 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard of some some people.

1503
01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:03,719
Speaker 3: Not too many degrees removed from us that got like

1504
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:07,119
massive PPP lungs. I think I got fifteen hundred dollars.

1505
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 4: Oh I got zero. I didn't try it.

1506
01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:13,519
Speaker 1: We didn't. Yeah, we didn't do l yet, so we

1507
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:16,640
should have. I had mine and they gave me fifteen

1508
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:20,319
hundred dollars. Didn't do shit. It's nice. Yeah, you just

1509
01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:24,479
got an extra stimulus check. Basically that was it. But yeah,

1510
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,880
that is all I have for today. Uh, you can

1511
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,520
check out Ross Bowling on the Ross Bowling Podcast, Oysters,

1512
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,159
Clams and Cockles if you want to hear them talk

1513
01:08:31,199 --> 01:08:33,399
more about mafia shit. From time to time, I assume

1514
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,079
movies TV. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah what else? If

1515
01:08:37,119 --> 01:08:37,920
you're from Houston.

1516
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 3: I do a Houston sports show called Banging the Can

1517
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,720
that I love doing because it's my outlet.

1518
01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:46,199
Speaker 1: Yeah. We don't even have sponsors right now. It's just

1519
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:48,720
me and there yelling for an hour every week. Yeah,

1520
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:49,560
just miserable.

1521
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,039
Speaker 4: You're like, if I'm gonna do this, I might as

1522
01:08:51,079 --> 01:08:51,760
well record it.

1523
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, essentially, what happened fairly chill time for Houston sports.

1524
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,439
The Astros are still good and the Texans.

1525
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 4: Texans are a Super Bowl contender, yes, but they've also

1526
01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:05,239
not played well a single week this year, so it's like,

1527
01:09:05,239 --> 01:09:07,239
wait till they do, wait till they do, I know,

1528
01:09:07,319 --> 01:09:08,760
but it doesn't mean the Chiefs are gonna.

1529
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,359
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Yeah, none of this matter.

1530
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 3: Chiefs got DeAndre Hopkins today, so they're like, and they

1531
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,359
haven't lost a game, so it wouldn't even matter if

1532
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:17,680
they didn't get DeAndre Hopkins.

1533
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: Just this.

1534
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,119
Speaker 3: Andy Reid's much better than all the other coaches I think,

1535
01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:25,800
on top of Patrick Mahomes being in No, that's I'm

1536
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,079
very happy for that. I'm still having fun, don't get

1537
01:09:28,079 --> 01:09:30,359
me wrong. Yeah, Rob, it is a really chill time

1538
01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:32,079
in Houston sports. And if you want to hear me

1539
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:34,079
yell about that, I do it on banging the can

1540
01:09:34,159 --> 01:09:36,279
every week. And thank y'all for having me.

1541
01:09:36,399 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for coming on, man, We appreciate it. Uh

1542
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,079
So Yeah, check all out uh Ross's shit out. Also,

1543
01:09:41,119 --> 01:09:42,560
if you want to go way back at time again.

1544
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,520
He is a New York Times best selling author of

1545
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,079
the Total Frat Move book, Go read a Frat Book

1546
01:09:47,239 --> 01:09:50,439
by W. R. Bulling. I believe, Yeah, so don't you don't.

1547
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:52,640
Speaker 4: Search for you people hitting you up being like, yo,

1548
01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:57,039
no's the when's the truth going to come out about as?

1549
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,079
Speaker 1: I also don't know who's oh on occasion, yeah, somebody's like,

1550
01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:02,199
what are you going to do? Like the documentary. I'm like,

1551
01:10:02,239 --> 01:10:04,840
I'm not that interest that too. I don't. I don't

1552
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:06,880
know if that's ever gonna happen. My mate is not

1553
01:10:08,279 --> 01:10:08,840
very underwell.

1554
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,640
Speaker 3: But since you brought up the book, you know, I

1555
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,800
don't know who gets paid off of that that sounds right,

1556
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,720
or if like anybody's buying it's still.

1557
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,399
Speaker 4: Don't get a check.

1558
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,279
Speaker 3: No, I'm completely disconnected from it, and I honestly I

1559
01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:22,560
don't think any of the former Grandex people are connected

1560
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,199
to it either. I think the publishing company is probably

1561
01:10:25,239 --> 01:10:28,880
just like collecting very minuscule amounts of money monthly. But like,

1562
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,159
surely there are college kids out there still reading that

1563
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:32,079
fucking thing on occasion.

1564
01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:34,319
Speaker 1: I guarantee it's like a Christmas present from like a parent,

1565
01:10:34,399 --> 01:10:36,760
Like what you're a joint of fraternity, Jimmy, I got

1566
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,279
you like my dad right one Christmas when I was

1567
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:41,680
working at TFM. He was like, Oh, I got you

1568
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:45,079
this book like my sweet but like clueless on things

1569
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:47,159
of the time. Dad, Right, I got you this book.

1570
01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:48,640
It's kind of like what you do. And it was

1571
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,079
like Tucker Mac Tucker Max, Yeah, two years earlier.

1572
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,399
Speaker 3: So somebody's getting like twelve dollars a month off the

1573
01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:56,840
TFM book and I don't do it.

1574
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 1: I would look into that solely for the fact that

1575
01:10:59,319 --> 01:11:00,720
it's still IP that.

1576
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:01,560
Speaker 4: Is of value.

1577
01:11:02,119 --> 01:11:03,199
Speaker 1: It's out there somewhere.

1578
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 4: No, that movie kind of ruined it, right, Also.

1579
01:11:06,359 --> 01:11:10,119
Speaker 1: That it's better to own IP than not. Don't get

1580
01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:11,000
me wrong, I like money.

1581
01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:13,119
Speaker 3: I just it feels like it would be a wild

1582
01:11:13,119 --> 01:11:14,279
goose chase to figure it out.

1583
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:17,159
Speaker 4: To bring this full circle back to my Hitchbot story,

1584
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,159
the Canadians and the TFM movie and ruined everything.

1585
01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:23,399
Speaker 3: Yes, oh wow, all comes back to Canada.

1586
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:24,560
Speaker 1: It really is.

1587
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 3: Canada's always playing Canada south Park style, Yeah.

1588
01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 1: Pretty much. But yeah for Dan Chester and Ross Bowlin,

1589
01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:32,880
I'm rob Fox.

1590
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 4: You just got sauce served