Speaker 1: Oh that's are hello, and welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: This is the Cult of Conspiracy and my name is Jonathan,
Speaker 2: I'm Jacob, and tonight is the cult member of Live
Speaker 2: Show Baby.
Speaker 3: Welcome in all good cult members.
Speaker 2: I am in a undisclosed location that's all right, spirit
Speaker 2: and everything, So welcome in everybody.
Speaker 3: If you would.
Speaker 2: Mute yourself until you want to speak up and say
Speaker 2: something otherwise, that'll catch up all your background noise and
Speaker 2: everything like that.
Speaker 3: But with that being said, what it do.
Speaker 4: It's been a weird week, man, it has been a
Speaker 4: really weird week in general. But good things, very good
Speaker 4: things overall. I was just watching this comedian Josh Johnson.
Speaker 4: I love this guy. He was dogging on the Coldplay
Speaker 4: kiss cam couple.
Speaker 5: Have you seen this?
Speaker 3: I think I heard about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, it was the Texas representative or something like
Speaker 2: that or no, no.
Speaker 4: No, it was one of the biggest tech CEOs in
Speaker 4: their state right. And he was out at a Coldplay
Speaker 4: concert with at first glance, what you would assume would
Speaker 4: be his wife, his girlfriend is significant other, whatever the
Speaker 4: case is. And man, as soon as the kiss can
Speaker 4: win to them, homegirl like just turned around and hit
Speaker 4: her face. He like dropped, like damn, you're sprawled out
Speaker 4: on the floor to get out of frame. Come to
Speaker 4: find out this was the CEO and his HR lady.
Speaker 4: Both of them are married, not to each other, and
Speaker 4: now it's a whole situation.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it's it's hilarious.
Speaker 6: He resigned next day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so wait on who who's unmuted?
Speaker 3: She resigned the next day.
Speaker 4: She resigned almost immediately, and then he resigned like six
Speaker 4: days later, three days later or something like that. But yeah,
Speaker 4: it's I was just watching this comedian roast the ever
Speaker 4: loving Alright, I just watched him roast. Okay, got muted
Speaker 4: in and unmuted.
Speaker 7: What's happened to Renee there?
Speaker 5: Is that there go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, basically roasted the shit out of them for like
Speaker 4: a solid thirty minutes, and it was beautiful.
Speaker 5: It was hilarious, And it's.
Speaker 4: Again realistically, no one would have known who these people were.
Speaker 4: If I told you the name of his tech company,
Speaker 4: you wouldn't know it, right, But their response, they could
Speaker 4: have just played it cool. They could have just kept
Speaker 4: it low key, or they could have just kind of
Speaker 4: been like ah and like played like they're just a
Speaker 4: shy couple and it would.
Speaker 5: Have been fine. It would have been fine.
Speaker 4: But the Internet be Internet, and within I think somewhere
Speaker 4: around fifteen minutes of that dropping onto the Internet, they
Speaker 4: knew this dude's work, they knew his position, they knew
Speaker 4: where she worked. They reached out to their spouses like
Speaker 4: the Internet cannot be matched.
Speaker 5: It just wins, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Internet doesn't lose. And you know it's
Speaker 2: always somebody from hr M. What I mean, everybody always
Speaker 2: got to dip their pen in the old Company Inc.
Speaker 5: Which makes no sense to me.
Speaker 4: That is the people that fire people for being inappropriate
Speaker 4: in the workplace.
Speaker 5: Why would you try to fuck that person?
Speaker 4: Like, of all the people, not the timekeeper, not Now,
Speaker 4: somebody's gonna make sure you get a solid bonus at
Speaker 4: the end.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess she was.
Speaker 4: She was dogging the CEO, so I mean, hey, I
Speaker 4: guess it makes sense on her behalf, but for him, like, bro,
Speaker 4: the lady that can ruin your career over a court case,
Speaker 4: that's the one you're gonna yep, show enough, show.
Speaker 2: Enough because I am the law. That's why, sir.
Speaker 4: It's uh yeah, it's a funny situation. And I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know the entirety of the situation. I don't
Speaker 4: know all of what's going on, but I know that
Speaker 4: he himself. I just watched an interview with him after
Speaker 4: the fact that he's like, listen, I know I'm not
Speaker 4: the only guy to have a work wife. Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: sure there's tons of guys out there that have them.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I'm getting getting ran through to
Speaker 5: this level. Okay, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 4: My wife is obviously leaving me, and I just, you know,
Speaker 4: got fired for my company.
Speaker 5: So this, this and this, and.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, you know, shit, dude, the internet just
Speaker 4: found this. It's gone. You can't bounce back from this.
Speaker 4: I'll say this.
Speaker 5: In America, we get a second act. There's so many.
Speaker 4: Comeback stories of somebody that was in a high position
Speaker 4: and then fucked themselves out of.
Speaker 5: It and then they have a comeback.
Speaker 4: America at least gives you the opportunity to have the
Speaker 4: second act.
Speaker 5: Other countries you don't get that option.
Speaker 4: So, like, he can go into a comeback story at
Speaker 4: this time, he's gonna have to keep his nose clean
Speaker 4: and his dick and his pants for a solid five
Speaker 4: count before he can even approach this conversation again. But
Speaker 4: hr lady, Oh no, she's she's divorcing her husband now.
Speaker 5: So I mean, and of all the people, that's not
Speaker 5: a good looking one either.
Speaker 2: Like you know, I got this actually confused. There was
Speaker 2: a Texas representative that also just got caught and that
Speaker 2: there was actually somebody on TikTok that came and like
Speaker 2: blew the horn on the whole situation. I can't remember
Speaker 2: his name or her name, but it was like a
Speaker 2: Texas representative of sorts and she, yes, he's been he's
Speaker 2: been unfaithful to his wife ever since twenty twelve or
Speaker 2: something like that, and I'm just one of his little
Speaker 2: pieces that that that he could add to his uh,
Speaker 2: his his cabinet or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like, man, that's not a good look.
Speaker 5: I'm looking up now. I want to see. Okay, it's
Speaker 5: a Giovanni.
Speaker 4: The name I would know it Giovanni, Caprigo, Jesus fucking
Speaker 4: or some shit. Yeah, Capri Gliani, Cabriglioni, Jesus fucking Sicilian
Speaker 4: has entered the conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 5: There's so many vowels.
Speaker 2: I love that people are just getting blasted on TikTok
Speaker 2: like that. It's awesome. This is why you need TikTok. Jacob,
Speaker 2: it's not all Chinese warfare.
Speaker 4: Well, I respectfully disagree, but also, god, it sounds like
Speaker 4: I need to stay my ass away from TikTok. People
Speaker 4: be out there looking for smoke. I don't need any
Speaker 4: more of my if I got plenty, I got two
Speaker 4: X wives. For fuck's sake, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 3: I would like to just keep my number at one.
Speaker 5: So do that, do that, don't do what I did?
Speaker 5: Do that? Keep that shit easy. Dog.
Speaker 2: So getting over to the chat, Alexandra says, holy fuck,
Speaker 2: did I just walk into a cult?
Speaker 3: If I did, this must be some faggy cult.
Speaker 4: What's up you, guys, alex We have loved you and
Speaker 4: missed you for these past few weeks. We've been working
Speaker 4: like crazy. We are happy when you can stop in.
Speaker 4: You know, I understand that work schedule be shitty, but
Speaker 4: thank you for being here with us.
Speaker 2: They do be, Anthony said, evening. Fellas and folks, Anthony
Speaker 2: want to do good brother. The yoked Yid, our Jewish
Speaker 2: correspondent said that was a great beginning.
Speaker 3: Hey people, what up?
Speaker 5: What up?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: So I shot I shot earlier at my apartment and
Speaker 2: then I made a drive to Louisiana. So it's not
Speaker 2: necessarily a super undisclosed location, but I'm just not in
Speaker 2: my house. And of course I went to go bring
Speaker 2: my computer. I brought everything, the mixer, the mic, the headphones,
Speaker 2: the computer, and everything. Left the fucking mouse and keyboard
Speaker 2: at my apartment like an idiot. So now I'm having
Speaker 2: to use an undisclosed person's laptop, and uh, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's working.
Speaker 3: You know, it works all right. So that was the
Speaker 3: little bit of controversy that we had in the beginning.
Speaker 2: We were trying to scramble and hurry up because usually
Speaker 2: I'm the one that sets this whole cult member live
Speaker 2: show up, and so I was like showing Jacob how
Speaker 2: to do it and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with the whole with the whole traveling studio situation,
Speaker 4: as I have been known to hit the road from
Speaker 4: time to time for work or for you know, the
Speaker 4: charities that I support in these types of things. Dude,
Speaker 4: the laptop comes and clutch my entire studio, breakdown my
Speaker 4: entire work office. If we're gonna get real, here can
Speaker 4: fit into your average book sack, and I love that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, after I was planned on doing I was
Speaker 2: actually planning on getting paid a little bit earlier because
Speaker 2: I was planning on eyeing a laptop so I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have to bring my computer whenever I came out to Louisiana.
Speaker 2: But you know, checks be checking and not checking.
Speaker 5: Sometimes and not checking sometimes.
Speaker 2: White Boy Wizard said, what up you glorious bastards? White
Speaker 2: boy Wizard? Where have you been, sir, bro? Why have
Speaker 2: you been so absent? I haven't seen you on the cold,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you on Meta have you? Have you
Speaker 2: been cheating on us? Are we not your favorite?
Speaker 8: No? No, no, I have been going through, dude. So
Speaker 8: I took a break from everybody, and now I'm in
Speaker 8: uh South Dakota for a few months helping my brother
Speaker 8: in law I finish a few houses because we're moving
Speaker 8: him and my sister and my two nephews back to
Speaker 8: the mountains by me.
Speaker 2: So oh no, okay, Hey, dude, you know you can
Speaker 2: always call your girl.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I love you, baby girl girl.
Speaker 3: So uh yeah, nice seeing all of y'all here tonight.
Speaker 2: The honey Badger doesn't give a shit, but he said, hey, Jacob,
Speaker 2: what a blood I'm wearing all blue.
Speaker 5: You wearing all blue.
Speaker 4: But y'all, I'm wearing that yut shirt you are. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm rocking the red on red on red, but it's
Speaker 4: not for blood colors.
Speaker 5: It is for that yut yut though, so I.
Speaker 2: Can't see who all is here with the way that
Speaker 2: you have the screen laid out. Is the spirit animal here?
Speaker 5: The spirit animal is present and accounted for her animal.
Speaker 9: I love your shirt and on that.
Speaker 2: Yet, yes, indeed, every time I hear that word, yet
Speaker 2: I think of the spirit animal, bro speaking.
Speaker 5: Of the whole yut yut of it all.
Speaker 4: There was recently in this past week, I want to say,
Speaker 4: there was a situation where I don't know if it
Speaker 4: was an ranged robbery, if it was an assault, whatever
Speaker 4: the case was, but a Marine sergeant actually shot and
Speaker 4: maimed a guy that was committing a violent crime. And
Speaker 4: it was beautiful, it was wonderful. It was a mass stabbing.
Speaker 10: And the only thing I'm only thing that I am
Speaker 10: disappointed is that he didn't drop that motherfucker.
Speaker 4: That's the one fucking issue I have with it, My boy,
Speaker 4: a mess. It's excellent that a man with a gun
Speaker 4: was able to be there and stop the evil from continuing.
Speaker 5: I support that, but.
Speaker 4: My boy, you're carrying the eg Hey, why is the
Speaker 4: guy still breathing?
Speaker 5: That's my only issue with it. But I mean, again,
Speaker 5: not trying to shit on him too much.
Speaker 4: Good on him for like taking that initiative and doing
Speaker 4: what need to be done.
Speaker 5: But like one more shot grow, That's that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Anyway, speaking.
Speaker 4: Blood dude, I did that my water chemistry class and
Speaker 4: my fucking teacher looked at me like I was a psychopath.
Speaker 4: It's still one of my favorite memories of my entire life.
Speaker 4: But uh, anyway, all right, hold on speaking of the
Speaker 4: the Marines and things I see, Raven Lee had her
Speaker 4: hand where he said, if you want to chime in
Speaker 4: on this and please do oh I was just saying.
Speaker 11: I went to his TikTok and I was like, what
Speaker 11: happened to the ham repair man? Like you had it
Speaker 11: out like he had the gun pointed sideways and everything.
Speaker 11: I was like, first off, what second of off? Like
Speaker 11: why not just a hamm repair quick one two wall?
Speaker 5: He only shot him all he would have been done.
Speaker 11: Like no one would have said anything otherwise, I thought
Speaker 11: he got once right. I didn't even see it. I
Speaker 11: didn't even see him shoot him. I saw him have
Speaker 11: I saw him and the other men surround him out
Speaker 11: in the parking lot, waiting for the police to show up.
Speaker 11: I don't know if he got shot or not. I
Speaker 11: didn't see that part, but I just saw him with
Speaker 11: the gun surrounding him.
Speaker 5: Yes, you know, again, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going to shoo her name.
Speaker 2: I saw that her name was the zomb of the
Speaker 2: Bee and I was like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, you idiots, zombie being ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: But again, yeah, shouts out to that sergeant who did
Speaker 4: what need to be done. But again like, if you're
Speaker 4: if it's worth shooting, it's worth dumping the mag on.
Speaker 4: I thought that that's the level of aggression, right, the
Speaker 4: violence of action. But again, at least the stabbings did stop,
Speaker 4: and that's good.
Speaker 5: But yeah, good things, Marine Corps things.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the your kids shared a meme looks like a
Speaker 2: Star Trek meme and it says, did you really dip
Speaker 2: your testicles and glitter? The guy goes pretty nuts, right,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 5: Making the many disco balls I dig it.
Speaker 2: Since the Matrix was released in nineteen ninety nine, cell
Speaker 2: phones have been replacing landlines and payphones the only way
Speaker 2: we were shown how well to get out.
Speaker 4: That is pretty crazy to think about. Also, like if
Speaker 4: if somebody wanted to watch that movie now you know,
Speaker 4: a teenager and all these things. There are certain like
Speaker 4: cultural references that are just not going to transfer, like
Speaker 4: a payphone. That that is something that this generation will
Speaker 4: know nothing of a telephone book.
Speaker 3: You don't hang up phones anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole hang up conversation. What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Hang what do you? What are you hanging? It's like
Speaker 5: you you don't fucking know, okay.
Speaker 3: And it used to be like a boss, move somebody
Speaker 3: you off?
Speaker 6: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: Why your phone shut?
Speaker 2: And now it's just a simple touchscreen button and you
Speaker 2: don't really get a whole lot out of it.
Speaker 5: How do you how do you express your anger? Now?
Speaker 5: You tap it really hard? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's why people be slinging their phones across the yard
Speaker 4: and shit, they're pissed and can't hang it up on something.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I literally just had this conversation earlier. I had never
Speaker 2: understood two things one of them being people that whenever
Speaker 2: they get angry they throw their phone or you know,
Speaker 2: launch it out a wall or something. I'm like, you idiot,
Speaker 2: you got to buy a new one now, so how
Speaker 2: you really hurting? And secondly, the fucking Kyle's out there,
Speaker 2: they're like to punch holes in walls.
Speaker 5: You took them up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you got to replace that.
Speaker 5: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: I was like, see, you would understand if your name
Speaker 4: was Kyle and you just shot gun to monster, then
Speaker 4: you would fully understand why drywall must be punched.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure it's a good time, but I
Speaker 2: don't want to replace that. You know, I'm sure it's
Speaker 2: a good time. I'm sure it's just a rips in
Speaker 2: good time. But dude, somebody's got to patch the fucking
Speaker 2: wall afterwards, you know. And the phone thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with you, Like, of all the things, how
Speaker 4: much of your life is consumed on that tiny little
Speaker 4: black box and you're just gonna hum that bit across
Speaker 4: the yard Like yeah that's smart, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Not the best move. Pick a rick. What's up sir?
Speaker 6: Hey guys, Happy Tuesday?
Speaker 5: What up?
Speaker 3: Happy Tuesday? You look at Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you look like fucking Wayne's World,
Speaker 2: and then I see you wearing the Wayne's World had
Speaker 2: party on.
Speaker 5: Party on Way, party on gar.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 12: No, So the company was like astronomer for that cheating couple.
Speaker 6: That's a company. It's a Boston based company, so allegedly.
Speaker 12: I mean, I've been kind of following it because I
Speaker 12: just love watching the destruction of a dirt bag. You know, uh,
Speaker 12: you know how I feel about dirtbags. Not good. So
Speaker 12: his wife next day was already unfollowed, already unmatched, changed
Speaker 12: their name on the facebooks. That's his wife. She is
Speaker 12: suing him for unpteen millions of dollars. The Hi woman,
Speaker 12: the woman who had left was like an event coordinator.
Speaker 6: M allegedly, I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean, this is the internet, me sleuthing the internet.
Speaker 12: But then I guess the man who set up the
Speaker 12: actual event, So the one who got the tickets for everybody,
Speaker 12: I guess he got shit canned and they're blaming him.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 12: And then yeah, so that dude like he's already gone
Speaker 12: from the company. They removed all photos of every employee
Speaker 12: on the company's website when they had them proudly posted
Speaker 12: that day. So the whole thing is kind of crazy.
Speaker 6: John. Guess what, Buddy.
Speaker 12: Chicken butt, You can hang up on people with this phone.
Speaker 2: Ah, No, phone, it's probably fun, right.
Speaker 6: It's it's silly, but it's also less screen time.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for Apple to come out with that because
Speaker 2: I refuse to buy any phone that's not Apple.
Speaker 6: They were all the same. Just say no, they are.
Speaker 6: It's just it's easier.
Speaker 2: You know, you got air drop with Apple, Samsung Yan
Speaker 2: got that, you know, and those things.
Speaker 3: It's all evil, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12: Well, the thing for me is like I was looking
Speaker 12: at it and I was like, I just like to
Speaker 12: hang up on people.
Speaker 6: So first thing I did is I call my girl
Speaker 6: and I'm like, hey, curse words, hang up.
Speaker 5: It was sick.
Speaker 6: Was actually back, I love you so much.
Speaker 4: Like that's one of the biggest insults, somebody hanging up
Speaker 4: on me. Like basically, I'm just I'm assuming that the
Speaker 4: next time I see you, you're going to want to
Speaker 4: throw hands.
Speaker 5: It's that level of fuck you.
Speaker 4: And it's like, oh oh, not many things getting zero
Speaker 4: to one hundred, getting hung up on Broa at that point.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but we all have to address this just
Speaker 6: real quick. Rest in peace.
Speaker 12: Ho Hogan Homer still runs wild. I mean I might
Speaker 12: have to rip this shirt off by the end of tonight.
Speaker 4: Talking about cheaters as we're talking on the subject, fucking.
Speaker 2: Saying, dude, he's he was fucking halk Hogan. He can
Speaker 2: fuck whoever he wants.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's his name was Terry.
Speaker 9: Do you really expect him not to be a fucking
Speaker 9: douce bag?
Speaker 5: His name was Terry. His name was Terry.
Speaker 9: I can't pronounce last name.
Speaker 5: Parents. I feel like.
Speaker 2: Okay, and Terren's parents had a real good marriage from
Speaker 2: what I hear.
Speaker 10: Oh, boy, there's a chick has played it or whatever
Speaker 10: the name is every time she got pugnant and I
Speaker 10: have a kid.
Speaker 2: Someone about importance.
Speaker 10: Now she had a kid, Ozzie died, she had a kid,
Speaker 10: Pope died, and her three kids are named Aquaman.
Speaker 4: Oh she named her child Aquaman.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, that's not even the most ridiculous name either.
Speaker 10: The bitch the CPS needs to take her kids, and
Speaker 10: somebody needs to take her boom because that bitch needs
Speaker 10: to stop fucking.
Speaker 3: Oh my all right, honey, badger, chime in.
Speaker 2: I've I recently have just you know, heard about this
Speaker 2: fucking dumpster fire of a of a woman. Do you
Speaker 2: have you heard of the names of all the ship
Speaker 2: that she's naming all of her kids?
Speaker 3: Is that what you got your hand raised?
Speaker 13: No, I was gonna say something about, oh, never mind
Speaker 13: that every every big dude got it, so for ast name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, make big as fuck.
Speaker 13: You're not gonna make fun of them.
Speaker 5: That's that boy named Siue mentality.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you got a fucking six foot six fifty pound
Speaker 13: dude named Stacy.
Speaker 14: Yeah, what you say's mom?
Speaker 5: And now there's something to be said for that.
Speaker 4: If you name your son something like super effeminate, he
Speaker 4: has to become a fucking savage, right Like, name name
Speaker 4: your son Stephanie or some ship.
Speaker 5: He's gonna grow up.
Speaker 4: He'll be some fifty five year old, broad shoulder, fucking
Speaker 4: corn bread fad motherfuckers.
Speaker 5: How you doing? My name is Stephanie, And it's like
Speaker 5: you're not gonna giggle.
Speaker 9: To conquer her, motherfucker.
Speaker 5: That's right, right, right, right, dude.
Speaker 6: My father thought it was a bright idea to name
Speaker 6: me Jamie Courtney.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Jamie Courtney.
Speaker 12: That's terrible. I don't know what he was. The drug
Speaker 12: satman is on. I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Wait, your name's not James, it's Jamie, Jamie Man, not Jamison.
Speaker 12: Jamie like the girls, Jamie, Jamie good young Jamie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, but it's still when you match that with Courtney.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm with you on that conqueror. Damn oh bro.
Speaker 4: But also hearing all these things, the uh so, I
Speaker 4: didn't realize that multiple staff members were at that Coldplay concert.
Speaker 4: So like everybody at the office New So, that's why
Speaker 4: so many of them are getting shit canned with that company,
Speaker 4: the CEO and all that have y'all seen the video,
Speaker 4: I haven't.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna share the vide. I'm gonna show
Speaker 5: it the riot he melts, Oh my god, does he melt?
Speaker 5: All right, let me go ahead and share that screen.
Speaker 6: He would have been fine, but he didn't.
Speaker 4: So all right, here they are, and at this moment,
Speaker 4: I want y'all to watch how fast they go from
Speaker 4: just loving life doing white people shit at a cold
Speaker 4: Play concert. You know, Coldplay be extra hard with the
Speaker 4: cold and the play in this on this evening. Everything's fine,
Speaker 4: Everything's guccy and then to watch the sheer dread go
Speaker 4: over these people's face and it takes a second. It
Speaker 4: goes from like, you see, their faces are fine, and
Speaker 4: then and they realize, oh fuck, that's us on the camp.
Speaker 5: And then watch the people around them.
Speaker 4: One of the ladies next to them, you know that
Speaker 4: she knows exactly what the fuck is going on here
Speaker 4: and is just like minding her business, sipping her own
Speaker 4: fucking tea.
Speaker 5: It's great, it's great. Just watch this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh look at these all right, either affair?
Speaker 4: Now, look at this, Look at this lady. She's over here,
Speaker 4: just like you don't look at me, don't look at me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she was in the company. She's gone, she's fired, right,
Speaker 4: her boss and apparently her other boss because hr head
Speaker 4: and CEO they're over here. And then the Coldplay dude,
Speaker 4: he didn't even fuck I don't know his name, sorry
Speaker 4: on you know, famous Coldplay singer whatever. He didn't even
Speaker 4: shy away from it, like, oh, either they're very shy
Speaker 4: or they're having an affair.
Speaker 5: Like bro the insult to the injury on that ship.
Speaker 3: I mean, probably not his first rodeo, you know, seeing
Speaker 3: that I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, I mean I don't know how often the Coldplay
Speaker 4: does the kiss cam kind of things. I know that
Speaker 4: concert that was kind of like a new thing, but
Speaker 4: it's not like, dude, you're going to a very public venue.
Speaker 4: Just assume there is a greater than zero percent chance
Speaker 4: that you're going to be on screen or this is
Speaker 4: going to make its way to socials or something in
Speaker 4: that regard. We live in the age where everybody's got
Speaker 4: a phone in their pocket with Wi Fi and five
Speaker 4: G Like, it's it's just crazy.
Speaker 5: People be so sloppy. People be so sloppy.
Speaker 2: So the woman we were talking about before, I could
Speaker 2: not remember her name. Her name is Tricia Padus, and
Speaker 2: she sounds psychotic. She has introduced a new baby into
Speaker 2: the world named Aquaman, and that's joining her other two kids.
Speaker 3: So Aquaman's siblings. Their names are Malibu, Barbie and Elvis.
Speaker 4: Shut up, Jonathan, Jonathan, look me in my fucking face
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 5: Are you serious with me?
Speaker 3: A dead ass dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a real thing, okay. E. Actually, so
Speaker 2: she's it says this is on Entertainment Weekly, but it
Speaker 2: says uh beloved YouTuber, podcaster, Muckbanger, TV star recording artist
Speaker 2: Broadway performer and poet Tricia Patus has given birth to
Speaker 2: her third child, Aquaman.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's just break down her fucking ib idb even
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck it's called. Okay, real quick, her repertoire,
Speaker 4: All right, let's just break that down. Broadway performer, she
Speaker 4: could have been an extra. Like, just understand, just because
Speaker 4: she happened to go on Broadway one time does not
Speaker 4: mean much. But all right side stepping it, muckbong. So
Speaker 4: she professionally eats into a microphone. That's interesting, YouTuber podcaster
Speaker 4: And what the fuck else is this recording artist.
Speaker 3: And TV star.
Speaker 5: A TV star?
Speaker 2: I guess they just give that title away to anybody
Speaker 2: these days.
Speaker 4: But I mean, pup, dude, If TLC does an expose
Speaker 4: of like my weird sexual fetish and you happen to
Speaker 4: be on, does that make you instantly a TV star
Speaker 4: because you were on one thing one time?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hold on, actually, it says Tricia Paydis makes her Broadway
Speaker 2: debut with the show called Tricia Padus, Big Broadway Dream.
Speaker 2: Shut up, Yeah, she's a I guess she's a big deal.
Speaker 2: I never heard of her before third and that Paydas
Speaker 2: has been a full time content creator since seven, when
Speaker 2: she launched her YouTube channel, she's done twenty three hundred
Speaker 2: videos with five million subscribers, dozens of pop singles, and
Speaker 2: numerous appearances on TV series like Modern Family, America's Got Talent,
Speaker 2: Doctor Phil, Celebrity, Big Brother UK, and Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5: Oh I know this chick. Oh my god, I'm looking
Speaker 5: at her fucking face right now.
Speaker 2: I know this bitch.
Speaker 4: She named her child Aquaman and Aquaman Malibu Barbie and
Speaker 4: Elvis Elvis. I'm not incredibly pissed off at but still
Speaker 4: kind of ridiculous, but like, wow, wow, anything for clout right,
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, dude, uh oh, his name, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: his name is Aquaman, Moses.
Speaker 5: Bro Bro, the.
Speaker 3: Aquaman.
Speaker 2: He's just going in there fucking splitting the Red sea.
Speaker 5: What is fucking happening right now? Where are we?
Speaker 2: Good, car, We're in We're in the fun dimension. That's
Speaker 2: where we're at, sir. Oh.
Speaker 5: The Internet, the Internet. This this is what happens.
Speaker 4: This is what happens when content creators go a little
Speaker 4: stagnant for a while and then go into the realm
Speaker 4: of obscurity.
Speaker 15: They're like, nope, God, do something fucking crazy, Like Bro
Speaker 15: who Okay, Yeah, no, I recognize her face, so she's
Speaker 15: at least I'm not gonna say like super famous by
Speaker 15: any means, but you if you saw her face, you'd
Speaker 15: probably know her.
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy Pickle, what are your thoughts on all this, sir?
Speaker 12: So actually I'm gonna tell you this, I don't have Well,
Speaker 12: first of all, let me fuck, I'm watching Sweeney Todd
Speaker 12: right now, so I just have to do it from
Speaker 12: the Ever Heard Trial.
Speaker 4: Uh, Sweeney Todd one of Johnny Dev's best roles in
Speaker 4: my personal opinion.
Speaker 12: There's also a weird conspiracy if you go down the
Speaker 12: rabbit hole enough with that couple, if you go back
Speaker 12: to the video.
Speaker 6: That kid at the blonde here signaling to co Play.
Speaker 12: To zoom in on them, that they got an inside
Speaker 12: hit from somebody in the company, potentially the man's ex
Speaker 12: wife assumed to be ex wife. Because there's this conspiracy
Speaker 12: that code Play has been outing world's events or like
Speaker 12: people who are in high levels of position the corporations.
Speaker 6: There's been a bunch of events that they've allegedly.
Speaker 12: Shown known people like people a Blackstone or was it
Speaker 12: black Rock, or they have.
Speaker 6: Been outing as a social Justice movement.
Speaker 5: Now, that's interesting you say that.
Speaker 4: Looking back at the chat here, Anthony brought up earlier
Speaker 4: Blackstone CEO just got mrked in New York City apparently, Yes.
Speaker 6: That today, Yes, yes, yes, you didn't see that.
Speaker 4: I've been out of the loop, brother, I've been I've
Speaker 4: been shuffling and juggling with kids and getting shit ready
Speaker 4: for school and uniforms and school supplies and shit. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I've kind of been out of the loop. Unless it's
Speaker 4: the topic I've been doing the research on. I've kind
Speaker 4: of tunnel visioned it out here.
Speaker 12: Yeah, there was a dude who went to New York
Speaker 12: yesterday shot quite a few people, murdered them, and it's
Speaker 12: kind of similar to that uh healthcare CEO guy who's
Speaker 12: denying everybody coverage.
Speaker 6: So it's asking.
Speaker 4: By the way, I don't want to hear no shit
Speaker 4: from nobody about the New York National Guard being deployed
Speaker 4: in the city. Everybody was super pissed about that, right,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're going into a military state.
Speaker 5: No, we got more of this shit. So, I mean,
Speaker 5: there's no pleasing these people. There's really not.
Speaker 12: That they're comparing this one to like the Luigi Maggioni situation.
Speaker 5: But he killed more than just that one guy, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he killed I think a couple of women.
Speaker 12: Just things I don't agree with, Like the the Maggioni
Speaker 12: thing is a little different. That man was raping people
Speaker 12: and killing people himself by denying coverage. I'm probably the
Speaker 12: only person on the right that will ever think that way.
Speaker 6: I don't know, no.
Speaker 3: Conversation. If he's fucking doing that, then you know it's
Speaker 3: I don't give.
Speaker 2: A fuck who he voted for or who he gave
Speaker 2: money to, Like if you call out the ship bags,
Speaker 2: no matter.
Speaker 3: What side they're on.
Speaker 4: The lady conversation was funny as fuck too. Keep in mind,
Speaker 4: he was a male prostitute, so he was getting his
Speaker 4: back blown out by dudes, and he got so pissed
Speaker 4: off that his insurance wouldn't cover his back surgery that
Speaker 4: he went and took out the CEO of his insurance provider.
Speaker 5: That's fucking wild.
Speaker 12: So they're they're comparing this situation to something similar to that.
Speaker 6: So I don't know. Details are still unfolding. It's new.
Speaker 6: I don't know if he's.
Speaker 12: Getting his back blown out. But that being said, I
Speaker 12: don't know what blackrock does. I'm so lost in all
Speaker 12: this stuff.
Speaker 2: His regen hanging like sleeve of wizard, I mean, is
Speaker 2: is balloon not?
Speaker 4: Wasn't exactly as tight as those as others. It's all yeah.
Speaker 12: But no, definitely look into like it's kind of weird
Speaker 12: the correlation between like what Copplay was posting, because like
Speaker 12: that that I don't know if it's online, E concerted
Speaker 12: like it's online, I don't know how to search it.
Speaker 6: I don't know how to online search things.
Speaker 12: But they were saying that Coplay has been doing this
Speaker 12: at their concerts, is outing people, and that couple or
Speaker 12: not couple was one of them. So something you might
Speaker 12: might k not worthy might be a twenty minute conversation.
Speaker 4: Very well might be holy shit, that's hilarious. Okay, Anthony,
Speaker 4: I see your hand brother, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well it's a It reminds me of that a VIC artist,
Speaker 2: if you remember, Avic was like calling all of that
Speaker 2: uh that child pedophilia and all that like pedophile ring
Speaker 2: shit out like in his music. Remember we listened to
Speaker 2: one of his songs. He was like calling it out
Speaker 2: and then he fucking gets suicide.
Speaker 4: Interesting, you would bring up a VIC as he collabed
Speaker 4: with Coldplay to make one of their most popular songs,
Speaker 4: made even more popular by the sing movie Stifle Sky
Speaker 4: Full of Stars. Yeah, maybe there's some more connections here
Speaker 4: than what we're taking at face value.
Speaker 5: Who knows.
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, Anthony. Sorry, didn't mean to cut you
Speaker 3: off there, Bud.
Speaker 2: What's that man?
Speaker 5: Oh you're good. No, so a little bit of looking
Speaker 5: I did did on this.
Speaker 16: The reason the Blackstone CEO getting shot is interesting is so,
Speaker 16: first off, the Mayor of New York is saying that
Speaker 16: this lone shooter was uh attempting to go after h
Speaker 16: NFL higher ups, but that but that he uh well,
Speaker 16: if I remember he was on the thirty something floor,
Speaker 16: I'm pretty sure it was the thirty third floor, but
Speaker 16: don't quote me, Okay.
Speaker 14: But uh so, despite who was and and no one
Speaker 14: from the NFL was in the was in the building
Speaker 14: at that time, So the story kind of falls short there.
Speaker 14: But what makes Blackstone interesting is Blackstone is uh so
Speaker 14: black Rock branched off from Blackstone. Yeah, so they were
Speaker 14: one company then Blackstone was black Rock was a subdivision,
Speaker 14: then it kind of became its own thing.
Speaker 2: But that division happened back in the nineties.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but Blackstone has been one of the major companies
Speaker 14: or one of the major quote unquote investment firms that
Speaker 14: has been buying up single family homes and just holding
Speaker 14: them to increase.
Speaker 16: Housing prices across the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's nowhere there that's more prevalent than in
Speaker 4: New York City. That's why they have rent freezes once
Speaker 4: a year. They have to renegotiate to what level they'll
Speaker 4: like cap the rent off at. Because you have these
Speaker 4: wealthy types that will buy up all these apartment complexes
Speaker 4: and then boost it up to try to gentrify the area.
Speaker 4: Then the people that I've been living there for ten, fifteen,
Speaker 4: twenty years get booted out and it's literally out of
Speaker 4: no fault of their own. But yeah, it's a whole
Speaker 4: it's a whole issue, especially in New York.
Speaker 2: I don't know there's connection to that, to this, but
Speaker 2: fuck rent is so ridiculous, Like it is crazy, even
Speaker 2: in Louisiana. I was like, because I was considering moving
Speaker 2: back to Louisiana and I was looking around, I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what I want to get at least a
Speaker 2: small house. I want to just rent a small house.
Speaker 2: I tried building credit up, and you know, the whole
Speaker 2: thing until you go and buy a house. And I
Speaker 2: was looking around and I was like, God, damn. The
Speaker 2: cheapest house I could find is fifteen hundred dollars a
Speaker 2: month and that's for a two bedroom. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: crazy how far it's going up. And you know, and
Speaker 2: I believe that they're i mean blaming on inflation or
Speaker 2: whatever the economy, but dude, I mean the amount of
Speaker 2: inflation and the crazy rise in the economy as far
Speaker 2: as everything going up in price has gone up exponentially
Speaker 2: in the past ten years.
Speaker 6: I live in South Carolina. I pay over two grand
Speaker 6: a month.
Speaker 5: Of red Yeah. Crazy, dude, I believe it.
Speaker 6: It's like four hundred square feet. I swear to god,
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm moving in New York.
Speaker 5: Well that's the thing.
Speaker 10: I mean.
Speaker 2: I live in fucking Katie. I got a two bedroom apartment.
Speaker 2: It is, it is, it's two bedrooms, it's seven hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty square feet.
Speaker 3: I pay fifteen sixty a month.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like for this, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: And that was one of the cheaper ones. So yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's only going to keep on going up. It's
Speaker 3: not gonna go down.
Speaker 4: It never does no when renting a house, and I mean,
Speaker 4: location is everything right. So they say that for rent
Speaker 4: you should be charging one percent of what the market
Speaker 4: value of the home is. So if the house is
Speaker 4: worth a quarter million dollars, you should be charging at
Speaker 4: least twenty.
Speaker 5: Five hundred a month rent.
Speaker 4: Now, I mean there's you know, there's other things that
Speaker 4: play into that, but it depends on where you're at.
Speaker 4: I had a friend of mine that bought like basically
Speaker 4: an entire operating farm in Ohio. Twenty acres are already built,
Speaker 4: four bedroom home all this, you know what her mortgage
Speaker 4: is just guess a couple grand five hundred dollars a month. Wow,
Speaker 4: But who the fuck wants to live in Ohio? Like
Speaker 4: that's the point. Location is everything right. Desirable areas, especially
Speaker 4: big cities, and shit, yeah, that's just how it goes.
Speaker 5: And this area of Louisiana.
Speaker 4: Is on the up and up because of all the
Speaker 4: good schools and the good work right there with all
Speaker 4: the plants.
Speaker 2: Dude, when I when I do move back to Louisiana,
Speaker 2: I've really been putting a lot of thought into just
Speaker 2: buying some land.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Those barn dominiums are fucking tight.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I want one of those are pimp and they're really
Speaker 2: not that expensive as long as you got the land.
Speaker 2: They're pretty they're pretty cheap to put up.
Speaker 4: The land is the most expressive. Who is that it'll
Speaker 4: come build to one? Come on down, baby, fucking right man.
Speaker 5: Builder extraordinary.
Speaker 8: I used I used to specialize in pole buildings, like
Speaker 8: doing barns and covered horse riding arenas, and I've wanted
Speaker 8: to build a barn dominium for years, haven't had the chance.
Speaker 6: So you let me know.
Speaker 2: We give a dude, I mean, like less than a year,
Speaker 2: it's going to be going down.
Speaker 3: Those houses are just so sick.
Speaker 10: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not too big on the barn dominium myself. And
Speaker 4: it's not that I'm shitting on them. I think they're sick.
Speaker 4: It's just for the amount of kids that I have,
Speaker 4: in the amount of land that I want, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: need a house and an actual barn to house the animals.
Speaker 4: I'm having a farm in the next two years, Like
Speaker 4: I'm making this shit into existence, because honestly, with the
Speaker 4: way our food is, like fuck that, I'm I'm completely
Speaker 4: cool with slaughtering one cow a year, one fucking six
Speaker 4: hundred pound hog a year, having a coop with like
Speaker 4: thirty chickens like this is just the way it needs
Speaker 4: to happen.
Speaker 5: A greenhouse with a.
Speaker 4: Fucking aquaponic or hydroponic system, I've seen them work.
Speaker 5: My parents have one right now.
Speaker 4: The amount of vegetables they're able to produce out of
Speaker 4: a fucking I would argue a fourth of an acre
Speaker 4: if that the amount of vegetables they're able to produce,
Speaker 4: regardless of the fucking season.
Speaker 2: This simply has to go down and it's not gonna
Speaker 2: be poisonous. Yeah, the zomb of the bee with your
Speaker 2: hand up?
Speaker 5: What to do?
Speaker 3: Oh did she say? Never mind?
Speaker 5: I guess she did.
Speaker 11: Sorry, Sorry I was I actually hit the wrong button.
Speaker 11: Anthony's kind of touched on what I was going to
Speaker 11: touch on, how they were a partner company of Black Croc.
Speaker 11: I was actually sitting here reading through your entire portfolio though,
Speaker 11: and interesting enough, so you know, like how there was
Speaker 11: a lot of connections with all of the natural disasters
Speaker 11: being around the minerals and stuff, and how they were
Speaker 11: trying to buy up the land Blackstone actually has. They're
Speaker 11: one of the top infestors of clean energy in the country,
Speaker 11: and they just close on a five point six billion
Speaker 11: dollar energy project that is focusing on specifically the South
Speaker 11: and like the energy in these locations. Also, it's talking
Speaker 11: about how they have like several programs that have been
Speaker 11: under scrutiny under the Trump administration, and I'm just kind
Speaker 11: of it's it's interesting how a lot of this ties
Speaker 11: all together, including with some of the stuff that they
Speaker 11: are pushing forward in Biden's administration. So it's very potential
Speaker 11: that this all is kind of linked together, stemming from
Speaker 11: the couple that you know, whatever got on the can.
Speaker 11: But if they did, mrk them. I'm curious to see
Speaker 11: because there was a lot of talk about Blackstone and
Speaker 11: black Rock last year actually competing for some of the
Speaker 11: top projects when it comes to energy, AI, technology and
Speaker 11: investment because they all invest in the same things and
Speaker 11: they're fighting over who has the most premiere you know,
Speaker 11: environmental engineering focus and stuff like that. So that's what
Speaker 11: I was. I got lost off in reading stuff.
Speaker 5: Sorry, No, you're good.
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, it's like just monopolies fighting monopolies at this point,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Trump, I don't know how many of you
Speaker 4: have seen it. If you have not seen the first
Speaker 4: episode of the new South Park season. It's It's one
Speaker 4: for the fucking record books like Trump hate Trump, doesn't
Speaker 4: matter the fact that they are making these jokes that
Speaker 4: every fucking body can get these jokes.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was. It was beautiful, was it?
Speaker 3: Epstein?
Speaker 5: Phil?
Speaker 4: It was not necessarily but yes, Actually it was more
Speaker 4: of them being pissed off that Jesus Christ made an
Speaker 4: appearance in South Park Elementary and the parents are pissed
Speaker 4: about it, and basically Donald Trump is suing every single
Speaker 4: person around them, including Jesus Christ, I my dad.
Speaker 5: And it was great. They made a whole, a whole.
Speaker 4: Thing making fun of his tiny dick up into an
Speaker 4: including an AI commercial where they show a very obese
Speaker 4: Donald Trump with a pinky sized dick that speaks.
Speaker 5: It's fucking great. It was. It was prime, prime south.
Speaker 4: Park, South Park. Just don't miss d Stone and Parker,
Speaker 4: just don't miss. I'm sorry they have not missed once
Speaker 4: and they ain't gonna start today.
Speaker 3: Spirit Animal, what's up, sir?
Speaker 17: You could also get more poundage per acreage of like
Speaker 17: your vegetables or whatever if you do a vertical standing garden.
Speaker 17: If you take palettes and you put Davidson and you
Speaker 17: have it. You can go like in small tins or whatever.
Speaker 17: You can go along the palette itself.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I've done that for a competition in school and everything,
Speaker 17: and it's really good.
Speaker 9: You can have like that. You can get like both
Speaker 9: sides of the palette.
Speaker 17: And if we're twelve with just like six of them,
Speaker 17: you already got twelve at least things well on that.
Speaker 17: It's really what is it called when you save space
Speaker 17: but more efficient.
Speaker 9: Practically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's how my parents greenhouse is set up.
Speaker 4: They have they have this big tote that I took
Speaker 4: off the job site years ago, my first instrumentation job.
Speaker 5: They cleaned it out and they use it as their
Speaker 5: water source.
Speaker 4: They have a soil less greenhouse to where everything is
Speaker 4: standing gardens out of these boxes where the root systems
Speaker 4: are getting sprayed constantly with nutrient rich water. They adjust
Speaker 4: the pH and the nitrates and everything else as they
Speaker 4: see fit, and it's standing gardens where everything is growing
Speaker 4: up onto for lack of better words, it's like chicken
Speaker 4: wire and it grows upwards the cucumbers that they are
Speaker 4: able to produce out of there, like I shit, you
Speaker 4: not are the size of a baby.
Speaker 5: And I know people are gonna say, oh, they're bitter
Speaker 5: at that point. These are not. These are not.
Speaker 4: The tomatoes massive. The melons that they have in the
Speaker 4: back are fucking huge.
Speaker 2: It's insane, almost makes you, it makes you like question
Speaker 2: the soil itself.
Speaker 4: Oh, the soil in Louisiana is dog shit for growing
Speaker 4: only that, But if you're buying like bags of soil,
Speaker 4: even that shit is trash as well.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 4: Even if you buy the bags of soil, you might
Speaker 4: get one to two seasons out of it. Realistically, I
Speaker 4: have people that I know, Raven being one of them,
Speaker 4: as a matter of fact, who sent soil samples all
Speaker 4: for this area where we live.
Speaker 5: My parents just.
Speaker 4: Live a fucking skip and a hop away. There is
Speaker 4: almost no fruit bearing trees or vegetation that can grow
Speaker 4: here sustainably in this soil. And there's reasons for that, right,
Speaker 4: pollution from the plants, the air, the water, the whatever
Speaker 4: else you want to call it. Do the standing gardens
Speaker 4: like the raised beds, or an aquaponic or a hydroponic
Speaker 4: like they have the only difference is that the aquaponic
Speaker 4: uses fish, and that's what puts the nutrients in the water.
Speaker 5: That's a good system, but it's just more things to maintain.
Speaker 4: I have a family member that tried that and it
Speaker 4: failed miserably, So I don't know if I want to go.
Speaker 5: That route with it.
Speaker 4: No, dude, So when you do an aquaponic farm, which
Speaker 4: is it was actually my sister and brother in law,
Speaker 4: they when they got out of the navy, he tried growing.
Speaker 4: So basically, you have a tote full of fish and
Speaker 4: as the fish, you know, shit and piss in the water.
Speaker 4: That puts nutrients and nitrates in the water. That water
Speaker 4: is sprayed onto the plants, which grows them. The bugs
Speaker 4: that come to feed off of the plants end up
Speaker 4: feeding your fish. Then when everything gets to the right scale,
Speaker 4: you do a mass harvest. You sell the fish, you
Speaker 4: sell the plants, and it's like a dual acting farm
Speaker 4: in that way cycle it's genius.
Speaker 5: It's a self contained ecosystem, and it's genius.
Speaker 4: The downside, perhaps where you're at tilapia and kale are
Speaker 4: not the two crops that you should have chosen, because
Speaker 4: no one in this state eats either of those items.
Speaker 5: That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 4: And also, like I said, do one good freeze and
Speaker 4: your your tote is fucked. All your fish are dead.
Speaker 4: If it's not, it's it's more things to maintain. It's
Speaker 4: more moving parts. And I respect those that are living
Speaker 4: in areas that can like maintain that shit.
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: You gotta have the climate controlled for that, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You gotta fucking heat wrap your whole tote system on
Speaker 4: top of making sure your greenhouse doesn't get susceptible to
Speaker 4: the to the cold climate.
Speaker 5: It's it's extra shit. It's extra shit.
Speaker 4: My parents have an hydroponic setup and it's they've got
Speaker 4: it down to a fucking science. But yeah, anyway, although
Speaker 4: before we call on you there, Zomba of the Bee,
Speaker 4: I just want to throw out. And you even pointed
Speaker 4: out your yut shirt earlier, but it just seems so
Speaker 4: weird to see you without a flannel shirt.
Speaker 5: Sir.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I was gonna grab my flannel, but
Speaker 4: it's fucking hot right now, and I was like, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm just I'm gonna stay comfortable.
Speaker 5: I usually am comfortable in a flannel.
Speaker 4: But dude, because my studio is built inside my garage
Speaker 4: and yes, there's ac ducted in and everything, but it
Speaker 4: was a fucking scorcher today.
Speaker 5: You know, we chill.
Speaker 2: It was now zomb of the bee. Go ahead.
Speaker 11: Well, I could talk about this subject forever in a day,
Speaker 11: but I won't. But I will say that if people
Speaker 11: are considering, like wanting to learn how to do this,
Speaker 11: like at least learn how to do their own vertical
Speaker 11: gardens or hydroplonic gardens and things like that, there's actually
Speaker 11: you can buy like these really cool kits from Amazon
Speaker 11: that are indoor gardens and they actually run on the
Speaker 11: steam systems.
Speaker 5: You can get a.
Speaker 11: Little tiny one that can make enough I mean it
Speaker 11: could honestly feed like one or two people for you know,
Speaker 11: a couple of months, or you could get the bigger
Speaker 11: setups and that way you have one indoor and climate
Speaker 11: containe like climate control and stuff like that. But I
Speaker 11: definitely would suggest starting that. That's interesting. Every place in
Speaker 11: America has places where you can actually send your soil
Speaker 11: samples to test what you need to do, and then
Speaker 11: throughout your gardening you can actually have like test to
Speaker 11: see what you need in your garden to help it
Speaker 11: keep going. And there is soil that you can buy
Speaker 11: that is like from It's like made with fish parts
Speaker 11: and all this different stuff that actually helps in all
Speaker 11: the areas grow your grow your gardens and you're able
Speaker 11: to produce more. And yes, blood actually does make your
Speaker 11: gardens grow better.
Speaker 5: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: Is that all types of blood, including menstrual.
Speaker 11: Yes, menstrual Actually menstrual blood is the best kind of
Speaker 11: blood to put on your gardens. It actually will cure
Speaker 11: a ton of the different diseases and it will help
Speaker 11: fertilize all types including house plants. So if your plants
Speaker 11: are dying of blight or anything like that, you can
Speaker 11: put menstruation blood on it and it will help grow
Speaker 11: help them, make it grow better.
Speaker 3: Whenever you do that, do you just like pour one
Speaker 3: out for your boy Beel's above or.
Speaker 11: I mean, there's a lot of people that collect blood
Speaker 11: in different ways. I mean you can do it. You
Speaker 11: could soak a tampon and water if you wanted, you
Speaker 11: could do uh, you could get it in a collection
Speaker 11: like you just use the devia cup, use that, pour
Speaker 11: that in water important, you know, make a whole container
Speaker 11: of it and then just use it throughout the month
Speaker 11: until you bleed again. That's kind of the common way
Speaker 11: to do it.
Speaker 5: I know that This might sound weird to people out loud.
Speaker 4: However, there is a lot of science to back what
Speaker 4: Raven is saying right now. And I mean, you could
Speaker 4: go back to ancient cultures that used to do a
Speaker 4: big ritual sacrifice and then they would take the blood
Speaker 4: from that sacrifice and sprinkle it in their gardens, not
Speaker 4: just not just in Europe, not just in Asia, literally
Speaker 4: all over the world. Then there is a historic precedence
Speaker 4: for this. They may have been doing it for spiritual reasons.
Speaker 4: All all they knew was that there was blood that
Speaker 4: would make their plants yield a better crop. Now you
Speaker 4: can even go further than that a copper wire, which
Speaker 4: I don't know how far back people have been using
Speaker 4: copper wires in their gardens, but that again, mathematically, all
Speaker 4: science has proven that running a copper wire through your garden,
Speaker 4: don't hook it up to no electricity, just having the
Speaker 4: copper in the soil also helps get a better yield.
Speaker 5: It's it's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's that's pretty wild.
Speaker 3: That actually does work.
Speaker 2: It's really not surprising though, if you think about it,
Speaker 2: because a woman's vagina is the literal matrix entrance to
Speaker 2: this world. You know what I'm saying, so, why wouldn't
Speaker 2: it help other things grow if it's birthing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, just symbolically it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's the womb, not the vagina.
Speaker 4: That yeah, I see your point. I see your point.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the womb. Yeah whatever, White boy Wizard, go ahead, sir.
Speaker 8: I just wanted to say that using the copper and
Speaker 8: stuff's called electro culture. So if anybody wants to look
Speaker 8: it up at the easy Google. I got it in
Speaker 8: and my got it in all his raised beds.
Speaker 5: And at one hundred it absolutely does. Yeah.
Speaker 4: My brother's been doing it for years, uh in his yard.
Speaker 4: But he basically had a bunch of Christmas lights that
Speaker 4: you know. One of these years, there was a Christmas
Speaker 4: tree that he wanted to burn. He did not feel
Speaker 4: like going through the process of taking the lights off
Speaker 4: the tree, so he threw the whole motherfucker in the bonfire,
Speaker 4: as my brother is one to do.
Speaker 5: I love my brother dearly.
Speaker 4: And after it was all said and done, he had
Speaker 4: this burnt up Christmas light wire and he heard somewhere
Speaker 4: that it would help the gardens. He just ran a
Speaker 4: string of it and then tilled the soil on top
Speaker 4: of it and rolled deep. It is still there to
Speaker 4: this day and his garden produces amazingly.
Speaker 5: So I mean yeah.
Speaker 2: They also say our boy Isaac Lazell shout out. If
Speaker 2: you remember he was the guy that had the Oregon Night.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: And they say that if you put organite out in
Speaker 2: your garden too, for some reason, it just helps the
Speaker 2: plants grow. It's it's wild how it all works. I
Speaker 2: don't pretend to know how it does, but it do it.
Speaker 3: Do pickle the ether? Oh, go ahead with.
Speaker 4: He was just saying, the ether, the ether connects it all, brother,
Speaker 4: I feel you well.
Speaker 2: And even just doing with what people say about organite
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, they say that it's essentially, you know,
Speaker 2: the the bad energy goes in, goes in, and with
Speaker 2: the components of the organite, the good energy comes out.
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe that's that's how they say it works.
Speaker 3: I I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like trusting that a crystal does what
Speaker 2: people says that it does. It's like, how do you
Speaker 2: prove it? I mean you can, you can have faith
Speaker 2: in it, you can believe it all you want. Maybe
Speaker 2: it actually does work, But you know, I would be
Speaker 2: interested to see for myself putting organite. Actually, I have
Speaker 2: organite and I have plants. I'm gonna try it whenever
Speaker 2: I get back home.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, dude, Chris, now that you brought
Speaker 4: that up, if you were to take a crystal and
Speaker 4: you stick it on top of a I mean, fuck,
Speaker 4: you could use a piece of rebar. Honestly, it doesn't
Speaker 4: have to be copper for this one. You shove that
Speaker 4: shit down in your garden and you could just hot glue.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: A crystal on top of that piece of rebar in
Speaker 4: your garden. And they have those. There's people that have
Speaker 4: done experiments on to say at what depth for what
Speaker 4: type of plant and all these things. That's another thing
Speaker 4: that will help a yield. And again that's documented scientific facts.
Speaker 4: Why does this happen? What do the crystals do to
Speaker 4: help the soil? Look, we don't be knowing, but we
Speaker 4: know that it works.
Speaker 2: So it doesn't even matter what kind of crystal you're
Speaker 2: saying or I've only ever seen people use, and I
Speaker 2: don't know, I will describe it to you. I guess
Speaker 2: this is quartz crystal, the basic ass clear quartz.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the most common one.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I've only seen people use that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they are experts in these things that have
Speaker 4: tried different types. I'm not going to pretend to know
Speaker 4: these things. The experiments that I did research in only
Speaker 4: use the clear quartz crystals and they yield did documentable results.
Speaker 5: For sure.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude, isn't it. That's like some fucking Atlantean
Speaker 2: shit right there, isn't it.
Speaker 5: But that's what I'm saying is that.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you this, and I don't personally have
Speaker 4: any dog in this fight one way or another.
Speaker 3: Let's get weird.
Speaker 4: Would you consider that advanced technology? We're talking about sticking
Speaker 4: a crystal on a rod and shoving it into the
Speaker 4: dirt to make your plants grow better. That's not necessarily
Speaker 4: like computer science by any means, But to somebody operating
Speaker 4: two thousand BC that was doing that and yielding a
Speaker 4: higher garden yield, would you consider that an advanced civilization?
Speaker 2: I would call it advanced knowledge, which then maybe you
Speaker 2: would you would look at it as if it's a technology,
Speaker 2: since you're using a tool to be able to use.
Speaker 4: It, So yeah, maybe sure, sure, I personally would classify
Speaker 4: that and I mean that's why I always say it
Speaker 4: depends on what.
Speaker 5: The technology is that we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Right, Iron working during the Bronze would make them essentially
Speaker 4: space age technology to the Bronze Age civilizations. Somebody fucking
Speaker 4: with crystals like that, and maybe to them it was
Speaker 4: common knowledge, but to us that seems like lost information,
Speaker 4: lost knowledge, right, And somebody who's doing it to that level,
Speaker 4: who doesn't understand that, oh, crystals give off an electric
Speaker 4: charge when they're agitated, and this, this and this, I
Speaker 4: personally will kind of classify that into the advanced advanced
Speaker 4: civilization conversation.
Speaker 2: I think that a lot of that kind of stuff
Speaker 2: has just been lost to the annals of time and
Speaker 2: that you know, we had this conversation earlier with Mica
Speaker 2: Dank to where, you know, maybe we are evolving technologically,
Speaker 2: but as a people, we are getting dumber. We don't
Speaker 2: have access to a lot of the engine information. We
Speaker 2: don't have access to a lot of the things that
Speaker 2: people just knew back then. And it's pretty obvious why
Speaker 2: they would do that, Like why we don't have that
Speaker 2: kind of information anymore. It's because they want us feeding
Speaker 2: off the system and believing in this system and knowing
Speaker 2: that the system works because the system is providing.
Speaker 3: Of course, it just makes sense.
Speaker 2: It's like anybody in a bad relationship is going to
Speaker 2: tell you that you're never going to find anything better
Speaker 2: than me. That's our relationship with the government.
Speaker 4: It's kind of the same conversation we were having with
Speaker 4: the pie Reese map episode, right, how much of that
Speaker 4: is kind of just lost to the sands of time,
Speaker 4: and how much of that was like repress from us.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is one of those things that
Speaker 4: was kind of lost to the sands of time, like
Speaker 4: you said, and sometimes there's a mixture of both.
Speaker 5: To be honest with you, it's it all kind of
Speaker 5: ties together, right. I don't think way.
Speaker 2: Of knowing, there's no way of knowing whether you know
Speaker 2: what the intent behind why we don't have the information anymore.
Speaker 2: We can assume that it was taken away because we
Speaker 2: see how disturbing and the bastardization of all I mean
Speaker 2: the bastardization of literally like the school system and everything
Speaker 2: that we learn in everything. We don't learn jack shit
Speaker 2: in school compared to the stuff that we could be learning.
Speaker 2: You talk about literally thousands and thousands and thousands of
Speaker 2: years of things that people have been learning and putting
Speaker 2: into practice for that long and we're stuck with fucking
Speaker 2: common core.
Speaker 4: But think of it this way, hooking up a plow
Speaker 4: to a mule to plow your field. We are there's
Speaker 4: a few people in America that still do it that way,
Speaker 4: or at least know how to. We are one, if
Speaker 4: not two generations from that becoming lost technology. We're talking
Speaker 4: about hooking up to a fucking mule. Ain't no technology,
Speaker 4: but it was the people that were using it. And
Speaker 4: again two generations back, three generations back. If you didn't
Speaker 4: know how to do that, your family wasn't fucking eating you,
Speaker 4: see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So, but also at the same time, we don't need
Speaker 2: to do that anymore because there is an advanced version
Speaker 2: of even that, right, So it's a little bit different
Speaker 2: than the lost stuff that never got advanced.
Speaker 4: That's my point, though I don't somebody will have a
Speaker 4: conversation one day and be like, you see that we
Speaker 4: stopped using livestock for work because it was all part
Speaker 4: of the system to repress humanity, and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I see where you're going with that. That's one of
Speaker 4: those things that kind of got lost to the sands
Speaker 4: of time and got phased out over time, that kind
Speaker 4: of thing. But like I said, both can be happening
Speaker 4: at the same time, and there's a tons of cases
Speaker 4: where that is the case.
Speaker 3: Oh of course, it's like that that.
Speaker 2: We watched this video a while back about basically whenever
Speaker 2: the washing machine or the dishwasher or some shit was
Speaker 2: introduced to these people that were living out in bump
Speaker 2: fuck Nowheresville and they were like, hey, look, you know
Speaker 2: this thing will wash your dishes and it'll shine them
Speaker 2: up real nice and you never got to put a
Speaker 2: sponge to it ever, it'll do it for you. And
Speaker 2: the same thing with the washing machine. You tired of
Speaker 2: what the washboard and then hanging them out to dry.
Speaker 2: We got all this technology, and the people are just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna have to work extra hard just to
Speaker 2: be able to pay for this, And so you're essentially
Speaker 2: turning me into someone of a slave just so I
Speaker 2: can buy this thing that's gonna help me not be
Speaker 2: a slave anymore.
Speaker 3: It's a backward system.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, God, I forgot about that one. It's been
Speaker 4: a hot minute since we talked about those. But you're
Speaker 4: absolutely right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Pickle, It's easy to look at you and think, Pickled,
Speaker 2: you were in the green is it green? It's tied up,
Speaker 2: tied Okay, I got these red light glasses on. But anyhow,
Speaker 2: go ahead, sir, what's up?
Speaker 12: I think you're referring to nineteen twenty three when he's
Speaker 12: like you're gonna have more free time, He's like, do what,
Speaker 12: like Lesia, I think that's the video you're talking about.
Speaker 12: So if you haven't seen nineteen twenty three, fucking great.
Speaker 12: So going a little bit backwards with that. So with minerals,
Speaker 12: they absorb nutrients a lot better. I don't know the
Speaker 12: ractual science behind it, but like everyone like, wow, I was.
Speaker 12: I was coming up in the Stone Age of like
Speaker 12: cage fighting, so everyone was like, oh, you're gonna take
Speaker 12: care of you know this, that and this. I'm like,
Speaker 12: I take multi minerals and I eat clean and I
Speaker 12: was always swore by multi minerals. You noticed they don't
Speaker 12: sell multi minerals anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever actually looked in the store
Speaker 4: to find a multi mineral supplement.
Speaker 12: Yeah no, no, So that gets your zinc, your kappa,
Speaker 12: you eye in all the things that actually hold on
Speaker 12: to the nutrients that you get from food, and I
Speaker 12: think it's the same thing with plants.
Speaker 5: Very interesting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, look into it. It's weird.
Speaker 12: Like I've always sworn by, like I've never taken a
Speaker 12: multi vitamin.
Speaker 6: I've only done multiminerals. While I fought, I was vegetarian,
Speaker 6: which is the worst way to go.
Speaker 4: That's a really bold strategy there, Cotton. How did that
Speaker 4: work for you?
Speaker 6: I mean I've been knocked out a couple of times.
Speaker 5: I mean, but Thatton, probably because you're diet.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, if you get cold cocked with
Speaker 4: a solid left hook, there's only so much your brain
Speaker 4: and skull can do to stop the off button.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 12: I loved fighting D one wrestlers and I don't wrestle,
Speaker 12: so it was just funny because they hit me with
Speaker 12: an overhand right every time.
Speaker 4: Oh you you're like wanted to fight D one wrestlers,
Speaker 4: so you are a glutton for pain.
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 12: I just I just you know, I was just like,
Speaker 12: who's gonna beat me up the worst? And I was like,
Speaker 12: they seem better than me, so I'm gonna try for that.
Speaker 4: Hands down, the best fighters owner always have a wrestling background. Yeah,
Speaker 4: BJJ is king as far as grappling is concerned. Dude wrestling,
Speaker 4: and I mean like traditional high school and collegiate wrestling,
Speaker 4: Olympic wrestling.
Speaker 6: Amateur wrestling.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 4: It is the best at imposing your will on another
Speaker 4: human being. There's there's nothing that compares well.
Speaker 12: Once you control where things go, it just makes it.
Speaker 12: You know, you if you control with a fight is yeah. So,
Speaker 12: which was fine, which is fine. But I've always sworn
Speaker 12: by the multi minerals, eating like heavy metals and not
Speaker 12: heavy metals, but like you know, eating the coppers, big iron.
Speaker 6: I was very big on that magnesium.
Speaker 12: Yeah, your body just feels better, just you know, when
Speaker 12: you eat you know, your kale, most of it.
Speaker 6: Sticks with you.
Speaker 2: We've had a few years ago, Jacob. If you remember
Speaker 2: the the gentleman from the UK somewhere, his.
Speaker 3: Name was Clive de Carl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he came on the show and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, the the amount of minerals the American diet
Speaker 2: has been not only missing, but is being absolutely deprived
Speaker 2: from because of all the bullshit that they're using in
Speaker 2: the food to be able to fill it and fatten
Speaker 2: up the cowls and all this other shit that they're
Speaker 2: literally lacking in the minerals. And he said, if there's
Speaker 2: one mineral that everybody in America is absolutely lacking, and
Speaker 2: it's probably more so worldwide more than just America, But
Speaker 2: the one mineral that he said that everybody is lacking
Speaker 2: is magnesium.
Speaker 5: One hundred percent. And that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Everybody's like, Yeah, they stripped us of our nutrients. And
Speaker 4: that's true too, It's a very true statement. However, people
Speaker 4: don't understand how broad of a brush that that statement paints.
Speaker 4: They immediately assume vitamins. They negate the mineral conversation one
Speaker 4: hundred percent.
Speaker 12: Well, that's why the Kudavoy diet's so big right now
Speaker 12: is because that's where most people are getting there minerals from.
Speaker 6: I mean, yes, stay, you're not getting like chicken's okay.
Speaker 12: But like you want to go red meat, red meat, venison,
Speaker 12: veal you want, I mean I'm not against. I mean
Speaker 12: I'm against like, hey, let's not kill innocent, maybe chaos,
Speaker 12: but you're getting a lot of nutrients from that because
Speaker 12: it's still feeding from the mother where it's getting those
Speaker 12: minerals from. Yeah, so it's it's a very weird thing.
Speaker 12: I mean, I you've used bro science my whole life.
Speaker 12: It's not good science, but it seems it seems to
Speaker 12: be working for the most part, you know.
Speaker 2: So that multi mineral is that? Where where do you
Speaker 2: get that offline or what?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 6: Well, I used to get it everywhere. I used to
Speaker 6: be at GNC.
Speaker 12: It used to be a CDEs woolgreens, right, ad, rest
Speaker 12: and peace.
Speaker 6: But like there was places that sowed it. Now I
Speaker 6: just I pretty much.
Speaker 12: Just eat meat and I kind of hope for the best.
Speaker 12: Like I just get organic steaks, beef, just cook that,
Speaker 12: eat that and then chase them down with beer and
Speaker 12: hope for the best. And but also alcohol strips you
Speaker 12: those minerals, so just be careful if you guys are
Speaker 12: doing that. Nicotine also stripped you those minerals. Coffee does too.
Speaker 12: Oh fuck, every diuretic will strip you of minerals. So
Speaker 12: like I drink my water every day, would like a Himalayan.
Speaker 2: Salt, right, A couple of pinches in there, right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I actually heard, I literally saw this yesterday. I was
Speaker 2: having a conversation with somebody earlier today about this that
Speaker 2: there is this woman that was like you know a
Speaker 2: lot of people. What they do is they think that
Speaker 2: if they put the Hemalayan salt or the Celtic salt
Speaker 2: or whatever in their water, that it's going to give
Speaker 2: them the minerals that they're trying to get from the salt, right,
Speaker 2: and so it'll give you like maximum absorption of the
Speaker 2: water whenever you're drinking it. But she goes, Actually, the
Speaker 2: best way to be able to do that is to
Speaker 2: take that Celtic salt or Hemalaan salt, whatever and put
Speaker 2: it directly on your tongue, hold it there for like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, ten fifteen seconds, and then drink the water.
Speaker 2: Because essentially, whenever you put the salt in the water,
Speaker 2: it's expanding the water. Whereas if you put the salt
Speaker 2: in your mouth, let your tongue absorb the salt, and
Speaker 2: now your your tongue and your bloodstream and everything else
Speaker 2: is gonna be able to uh to absorb the water
Speaker 2: even faster than just putting it directly into your water.
Speaker 12: That's not wrong. But if you use the highest city
Speaker 12: in the citris like a lemon juice, orange, like an
Speaker 12: orange extract or a lime extract, it'll actually help break
Speaker 12: that down so you can actually ingest it. So instead
Speaker 12: of like gatorade or electrolyte water, what I typically do
Speaker 12: is I do a boatload of a Himalayan AsSalt, boatload
Speaker 12: of lemon juice, and then mix it with water. If
Speaker 12: you get your nose broken enough time, it tasted just
Speaker 12: like lemonade.
Speaker 4: That that's an interesting one.
Speaker 5: I have not heard that, but all right.
Speaker 12: No, no, it's actually they use it a lot for
Speaker 12: like the high level athletes.
Speaker 6: This is a woman, shoot Tiffany something or other.
Speaker 12: And she she's a hormone therapist and she studied, you know,
Speaker 12: blood levels and all that stuff, and I got I
Speaker 12: got a book buyer and it kind of talks about it. Basically,
Speaker 12: what it does is it replicates everything that you need
Speaker 12: for your body to ingest the water, hold onto the water,
Speaker 12: and get the nutrients you need out of that salt
Speaker 12: so you can grab onto what you eat. So like
Speaker 12: when you see somebody like I find one hundred and
Speaker 12: forty five pounds, but I walked down one hundred and
Speaker 12: seventy seven. Sure, so to cut thirty something pounds, She's like,
Speaker 12: this is the best way to do it. You can
Speaker 12: still have your cobs. Choose your cobs, you know, but
Speaker 12: these are the things we're eating. It was a lot
Speaker 12: of fats. It was a lot of meat. Hell yeah,
Speaker 12: fatto and protein.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So she was like, focus on this stuff.
Speaker 12: If you're gonna have a cob, say you want a beer,
Speaker 12: that's fine, that's not going to kill you.
Speaker 6: But you know you need to have three glasses of
Speaker 6: water like this to offset it.
Speaker 3: That's three of those a day.
Speaker 6: You're saying, no, three of those offset of beer.
Speaker 12: I mean, you got to drink out plus water a
Speaker 12: day for the most average human being.
Speaker 6: Most people can use hunger with thirst.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so there's a there's a weird thing about it.
Speaker 12: But just to drop my two cents on what I
Speaker 12: know of nutrition, I mean, I'm you know, my only
Speaker 12: reason I know is because I had to make a
Speaker 12: certain kind of weight that I shouldn't have made fair enough.
Speaker 3: Right right. That's awesome, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure that's gonna help somebody, definitely gonna
Speaker 2: help me. I'm I'm always trying to lose weight because
Speaker 2: I'm just a hard dude.
Speaker 12: You just stay away from processed foods, anything in a bag,
Speaker 12: stay away from man.
Speaker 4: Dude, I've gained some weight recently, I'm approaching two hundred again.
Speaker 4: I'm about to I'm about to go on a hard
Speaker 4: carnivore diet to cut weight. Hopefully I'll be where I
Speaker 4: want to be by like Christmas time.
Speaker 5: We shall see.
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, And as far as like the hydration issue,
Speaker 4: I think we've talked about this before.
Speaker 5: Have you ever heard of thick water?
Speaker 3: I remember us talking about that.
Speaker 4: So these Russian fucks and this was back when they
Speaker 4: were like full on red star comedies back in the
Speaker 4: Soviet Union days. They re they molecularly restructured water to
Speaker 4: make it thicker, and their concept was that thicker water
Speaker 4: will more deeply hydrate the body. And they gave this
Speaker 4: to their soldiers and shit to try to like work
Speaker 4: for them. Nobody drank it because it's fucking nasty. A
Speaker 4: gallon jug of it. And forgive me for anybody who's
Speaker 4: gonna get grossed out by this, it's basically you drinking
Speaker 4: a gallon of spit.
Speaker 2: That's the consistency of this water gel almost right.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a very viscous gel. And uh yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's fucking nasty. And they didn't do it long
Speaker 4: enough to prove the science that they were going on
Speaker 4: and on about. I think there's still some places where
Speaker 4: you can buy it. I've seen some YouTube videos of
Speaker 4: some content creators like trying it out and they all like, gag,
Speaker 4: just it doesn't taste weird and it tastes like water.
Speaker 4: But the it's the the mouth feel of it that
Speaker 4: grosses them out, which I, for one, completely understand.
Speaker 5: That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 2: The same way about like people to do oil pulling
Speaker 2: with coconut oil. Oh my god, feeling what fucking coconut
Speaker 2: in your mouth is gross?
Speaker 5: Wait? Wait, oil pulling.
Speaker 2: Oil pulling it's to get rid of all of the
Speaker 2: bad bacteria and everything within your mouth. You swish around
Speaker 2: coconut oil and you swish around for like ten to
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. Just do it while you jump in the
Speaker 2: shower or something like that. You swish it around for
Speaker 2: like ten or fifteen minutes, and it pulls all of
Speaker 2: the bad oils and all the bad bacteria and everything,
Speaker 2: and then you spit it out. They say, it's actually,
Speaker 2: it's so bad, it's so poisonous that it does such
Speaker 2: a good job at pulling all the oils and all
Speaker 2: the bad shit out. Of your mouth that if you
Speaker 2: swallow it it could be like deadly and fatal. Like
Speaker 2: that's how much bad shit it's pulling from your mouth.
Speaker 4: Did we forget the listerine like exists? What the dude
Speaker 4: are we talking?
Speaker 2: Listerine is ass compared to this stuff. This is like
Speaker 2: the most natural, best way that you can do it.
Speaker 2: Listerine is giving you good breath, and it's given you alcohol,
Speaker 2: which alcohol kills all germs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not just the bad ones.
Speaker 2: It's it's killing the good ones too, whereas the oil
Speaker 2: polling mainly targets the bad germs.
Speaker 4: Bro, I can't stand coconut. Coconutle is only used for
Speaker 4: one purpose, and it's not for ingestion. That's fucking gross.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, well ingestion and some hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, real quick, I see your hand raised, Sam, But
Speaker 4: hold on, I saw Raven leaves was up earlier.
Speaker 5: Raven, if you're still with us, go ahead.
Speaker 2: What a time?
Speaker 11: Yeah I was.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 11: My comments were for like way or way later, like earlier.
Speaker 11: So I didn't want to like have a circle back.
Speaker 11: I was just going to talk about how you guys
Speaker 11: brought up like things lost and time and stuff like that.
Speaker 11: But I didn't want to like circles all the way back,
Speaker 11: go for it. Oh, I was just gonna say that
Speaker 11: about the crystals that I I wonder if it has.
Speaker 11: So when I was young, I had this old guy
Speaker 11: he was big into rocks, and so I started he
Speaker 11: worked at our church, and he would always talk about
Speaker 11: he was Native American. He would talk about the energy
Speaker 11: within rocks and that his grandparents would talk to him
Speaker 11: about how to like find specific rocks, and like it
Speaker 11: would show him this way of like running his hands
Speaker 11: over the earth and he would like find the rocks
Speaker 11: by energy, and it would just always kind of like
Speaker 11: sat with me, like maybe at one point we actually
Speaker 11: were so much more connected to the earth around us
Speaker 11: that people inherently knew that there was like energy within
Speaker 11: these types of rocks and crystals that could be utilized
Speaker 11: for all different types of healing and for you know,
Speaker 11: growing plants and stuff like that. And maybe at one point,
Speaker 11: who knows when the history started to get lost, If
Speaker 11: it was when religions really started to pop up, if
Speaker 11: it was before then, I don't know. But I was
Speaker 11: just kind of thinking about that because there's a lot
Speaker 11: of stuff that you know, was lost due to it
Speaker 11: being quote unquote, which with witchcraft, you know, like the
Speaker 11: whole conversation this is a random one. But abortion and
Speaker 11: how you know, now we have abortion the way it is,
Speaker 11: but people forget that for a long time women have
Speaker 11: been passing the knowledge to each other about how to
Speaker 11: have safe abortions for whatever type of reason it might
Speaker 11: be to prevent, you know, to prevent whatever's going on.
Speaker 11: But they used herbs and such. Well. Then when men
Speaker 11: started to interject themselves into the berth aspect, they started
Speaker 11: to find that midwives were witches of some type because
Speaker 11: they would hold this knowledge and it was all passed
Speaker 11: down orally from each other. And so when you would
Speaker 11: burn and kill and hang these women, all of that knowledge,
Speaker 11: including their apprentices were lost hundreds of years, and so
Speaker 11: whatever was they knew now is just kind of been
Speaker 11: like we kind of scrapped together, and those that survived
Speaker 11: passed what they knew about, but so much was gone
Speaker 11: just for the sake of it was deemed evil. So
Speaker 11: maybe the crystals was a part of it.
Speaker 5: It's very possible.
Speaker 2: We can't be having all those pagan practices out there.
Speaker 2: But I will say something in regards to the crystal
Speaker 2: and you know, I have a couple of crystals. I
Speaker 2: think they look cool. I don't know what they do
Speaker 2: or anything like that. But there was this one time
Speaker 2: when we were when we had our studio at Christie's
Speaker 2: and I went into I you know, the front of
Speaker 2: the shop was like a crystal place and they had
Speaker 2: tarot cards and stage and all that other shit. But
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, can you really tell you know,
Speaker 2: like how I think. I asked somebody that was working there.
Speaker 2: I was like, how do you know that this crystal
Speaker 2: does this and this crystal does that? And they were like, here,
Speaker 2: just put one crystal in your hand and close your
Speaker 2: eyes and try and imagine yourself connecting to the energy
Speaker 2: of it. And I was like, okay, And so I
Speaker 2: tried it in every single crystal, like five six crystals
Speaker 2: in a row. I was able to what I thought,
Speaker 2: guess correctly as to what it was, you know, was
Speaker 2: it connected to my eyes or or my head or
Speaker 2: my knees or whatever. It was like the craziest thing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's strange how the it's almost
Speaker 2: like the body remembers.
Speaker 5: You know. I feel that. I absolutely feel that, dude.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, I'm still in my own mind,
Speaker 4: the jury is still out as far as the crystal
Speaker 4: healing and things like that. I'm not gonna say that
Speaker 4: crystals hold no power in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's and I'm not just gonna jot
Speaker 4: it all down into the placebo effect. But I also
Speaker 4: believe that the placebo effect is also very very real.
Speaker 4: And if you believe that this thing that you're holding
Speaker 4: is going to help you in some way, then who
Speaker 4: am I to tell you that it's wrong if it works.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: That being said, I have no idea what scientific and
Speaker 4: medical backing there is. I'm sure someone has done this legwork,
Speaker 4: and I would love to get one of these people
Speaker 4: on the show. We have searched, and we cannot find
Speaker 4: somebody who has like done true a real thesis paper
Speaker 4: or a real dissertation on and how they actually can
Speaker 4: affect the body in a measurable way.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that that paper exists somewhere out there. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I think that there is definitely more to crystals than
Speaker 4: them just being pretty rocks.
Speaker 5: For sure.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'll do the research, we'll put that
Speaker 2: show together. That's something that I'm interested in and interesting
Speaker 2: in as well. But uh, spirit animal with your hand
Speaker 2: up over there, sir, what's on your mind?
Speaker 17: So I've kind of have a slight obsession with comos
Speaker 17: and all.
Speaker 9: I found something out about Japan. Now, they had some
Speaker 9: recent legal changing on the.
Speaker 17: Of the law dictating the human and non human cameos
Speaker 17: and everything. So it came in twenty nineteen. It was
Speaker 17: all the research became a lot more flexible.
Speaker 18: And to it, it's it became more flexible and it
Speaker 18: start to facilitate the creation of human organs inside h
Speaker 18: and eight human slash non human cameras. Stuck it the
Speaker 18: Saranovsky twenty nineteen to write act in order to accomplish
Speaker 18: that aim. It is the practices used to be in
Speaker 18: that used to be banned in Japan are now allowed.
Speaker 18: They're talking about putting human brain cells into rats and
Speaker 18: not rats but the cats and shit. They're trying to
Speaker 18: produce a human brain derived from human cells into the
Speaker 18: animal body that would have an effect on animal behavior.
Speaker 9: It's weird.
Speaker 4: That's fascinating. Now, would that technically be a chimera if
Speaker 4: you were to take a cat just throwing it out
Speaker 4: as an example, because it's one that you used and
Speaker 4: put a human brain cells into it and they somehow
Speaker 4: were to meld. Would that, by definition be a chimera
Speaker 4: or would that be like a organ transplant.
Speaker 9: Well, that's the thing. All they're talking.
Speaker 17: They're even talking about giving the human sash non human comes,
Speaker 17: they're talking about giving them fundamental lights.
Speaker 5: Japan just be doing the most.
Speaker 17: Sometimes they get NWKE twice and they first they start
Speaker 17: fucking the animals, and now they're trying to give them
Speaker 17: like human rights.
Speaker 9: What the fuck they're playing god?
Speaker 4: And I don't like it, you know, you say that,
Speaker 4: But then also that's the best place where Wagu and
Speaker 4: Kobe beef come from. So if Japan starts putting human
Speaker 4: brain cells into the high quality beef products, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have something to say about it.
Speaker 5: That's fucked.
Speaker 19: This is also a part of the culture that like,
Speaker 19: well I'm not sure if it's Japan, but I've heard
Speaker 19: oh that they will take a live monkey and knock
Speaker 19: its heads, go off and eat the brain.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's multiple cultures that will do that.
Speaker 4: And the rainforests, their spots in India, their spots in
Speaker 4: Southeast Asia, their spots chilled monkey brain apparently is like
Speaker 4: a delicacy.
Speaker 5: It's almost like an ice cream to these people. Something.
Speaker 9: No, it's like the animal's still alive.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, No, I'm not about that.
Speaker 9: No, it's like demonic shit.
Speaker 5: That's fucked.
Speaker 2: I wonder what demon they're calling upon for that one.
Speaker 2: I don't know quick to say, demonic? Which demon? Which
Speaker 2: one are we talking about here?
Speaker 9: I can't fall on though. It could be my eggs
Speaker 9: sold lady. I don't know the.
Speaker 5: Fucking love you, Sam, sir.
Speaker 20: Hey, Jacob, you brought up something called polywater. It's right
Speaker 20: up my alley because it has to do with Russia
Speaker 20: and chemistry. Tom, we're worrying about this, uh in college. Actually, So,
Speaker 20: there's this Russian scientists named named Boris der Yagan in
Speaker 20: nineteen sixty two who piped a bunch of deionized water
Speaker 20: through some quartz capillary tubes and at the other end
Speaker 20: they or it was fifteen times the viscosity, and it
Speaker 20: had a much higher boiling point and a much lower
Speaker 20: freezing point. And he thought he found a new arrangement
Speaker 20: of water molecules. But in nineteen sixty eight, due to
Speaker 20: foreign criticism, another Russian lab actually debunked it and showed
Speaker 20: that it actually contained really high concentrations of lipids, phospholipids,
Speaker 20: let's see, sodium nitrate, borate, silicates, potassium sulfate, all kinds
Speaker 20: of crap. That was what was given at all the
Speaker 20: different properties and probably also why it tasted like shit.
Speaker 4: So it was basically super rich mineral water that was
Speaker 4: so mineral rich that it became low grade mineral oil.
Speaker 20: Well, it was water with a lot of contaminants in
Speaker 20: it that came from the quartz capillary tubes, which he
Speaker 20: had assumed were pure and clean, but they really weren't.
Speaker 20: They had all this other crap in them. And for
Speaker 20: years he was claiming he found a new arrangement of
Speaker 20: water molecules. And this was around the time there was
Speaker 20: a novel called Ice nine where there was this idea
Speaker 20: that if ice molecules could be arranged a certain way,
Speaker 20: then they could have a higher freezing point and they
Speaker 20: could freeze all the water on the planet. So that
Speaker 20: kind of played into this, because there's different ways to
Speaker 20: arrange water molecules, and he thought he found a new one,
Speaker 20: but it was debunked internationally and within Russia by nineteen
Speaker 20: sixty eight. Anyway, Yeah, for people to drink that, yeah,
Speaker 20: I'm not surprised. It must have tasted like shit.
Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
Speaker 4: The YouTubers that I've seen try it and it's there's
Speaker 4: a label that says thick water. And now I don't
Speaker 4: know if this is a newer, less toxin rich thick
Speaker 4: water or whatever. All of them say that the taste
Speaker 4: is like that of water, but it's just it's so
Speaker 4: thick it tastes like they're drinking spits. They all end
Speaker 4: up pretty much puking because it's fucking gross. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: that's pretty much the vibe of it here. The tastes
Speaker 4: I don't know, but yes, Tony, thank you that that
Speaker 4: would be right up your alley with a degree in
Speaker 4: chemistry and you being so pro Russia. My god, was
Speaker 4: that not the fucking conversation for you? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: That was awesome.
Speaker 2: Funny Badger, tell us what you don't give a shit about, sir.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm latest thought.
Speaker 13: I noticed about the about the chat it's less text
Speaker 13: for her here, and I thought, what a fuck is Nick?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 2: Asha his sexy ass was on the on the Meta
Speaker 2: Mysteries last night, and uh, yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was a good conversation.
Speaker 5: Last night.
Speaker 2: We had a conversation with a psychic, so very very interesting.
Speaker 2: It's it's always fun having conversations with psychics.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 2: At first, You're like, all right, she had already proven ourselves,
Speaker 2: she had already proven herself to us before.
Speaker 3: And so whenever she.
Speaker 2: Was just going on and on and I'm hearing this name,
Speaker 2: I'm hearing this name, and it was like nobody was
Speaker 2: catching on and it wasn't necessarily applying to anybody.
Speaker 3: And then bang, right there at the end, it all
Speaker 3: came together. It was beautiful. So uh yeah, I love
Speaker 3: those psycho kind of conversations.
Speaker 5: There's so much because I'll go there, you go, let's
Speaker 5: go bet help me gets.
Speaker 3: About these tarot cards for you, sir.
Speaker 2: You know, Nick, he's I often wonder if he's a
Speaker 2: real person.
Speaker 4: He's talking to his Pleaadians. They're supposed to be if
Speaker 4: I'm not mistaken a uh double uh meteor shower tonight,
Speaker 4: So he might be out there observing that.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably that sounds like the most nick thing to do.
Speaker 5: In the world.
Speaker 3: He is, he is one of them, take it over.
Speaker 2: I honestly think that he is a plea idiot, so
Speaker 2: they've gotten to him just well, that's just the Pleaadians
Speaker 2: coming down to show that they're real, you know.
Speaker 3: And it's like it's taken the form of Nicholas.
Speaker 4: Dude, speaking of you heard about the thing that is
Speaker 4: hurling towards Earth right now at like six hundred kilometers
Speaker 4: a second.
Speaker 2: There's always something coming at Earth, and it never fucking happens.
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for it.
Speaker 4: They're not sure if there is a scientist from Harvard
Speaker 4: now most before I say this, most of his contemporaries
Speaker 4: disagree with the sentence that I'm about to say.
Speaker 5: Right now.
Speaker 4: They all agree that something is coming at us, but
Speaker 4: it's coming from the opposite side of the sun, so
Speaker 4: it's very hard to gauge where it's coming or where
Speaker 4: it's gonna hit, or any of these things, or even
Speaker 4: when it's supposed to hit.
Speaker 5: It's very difficult.
Speaker 4: But they're saying the nucleus of it is larger than
Speaker 4: the size of Mount Everest. And I'm not saying that
Speaker 4: we're gonna have like that movie, a deep impact. It's
Speaker 4: gonna be a tidal wave situation. Maybe maybe not.
Speaker 5: Who knows.
Speaker 4: We're always at risk of getting hit from some shit.
Speaker 4: But he this guy from Harvard is saying that he
Speaker 4: believes it this is an alien probe that is making
Speaker 4: its way to Earth right now again, fucking go. Most
Speaker 4: of his contemporaries disagree with that sentence. I for one,
Speaker 4: really fucking hope that that is the case, because you
Speaker 4: realize how hard it is for.
Speaker 5: Something to go that fast in space.
Speaker 2: Dude, Well, I'm I still juggle with the idea if
Speaker 2: space as we know it is real as we know it. So,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, maybe it's maybe it's coming
Speaker 2: from the deep, the deep ether.
Speaker 5: Possibly.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is it is extremely difficult, at least
Speaker 4: by our knowledge and our technology, to get something to
Speaker 4: go that fast in space. It's usually a slow drift
Speaker 4: type of situation, not six hundred miles per second.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's alien, it would have throck posters
Speaker 2: and yeah right.
Speaker 5: And it seems to not be deviating from its course.
Speaker 4: They are saying that it might have a driver for
Speaker 4: lack of better words. So I don't know. Hopefully our
Speaker 4: lifetime will see what the fuck that's about.
Speaker 2: If it's alienien, I would just imagine that it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be traveling at all. It would just like fold the
Speaker 2: paper and poke the whole old the black hole kind
Speaker 2: of situation. Have they not learned that one yet? Is
Speaker 2: this like a dumber species of alien.
Speaker 4: It's very possible that they have to travel in ships
Speaker 4: from their planet to ours, like in all the sci
Speaker 4: fi movies. In Star Wars. Again, I'm not saying that
Speaker 4: I'm married to that idea. I'm saying that there's probably
Speaker 4: interdimensional beings that could tear through the fabric of time
Speaker 4: and space to fucking phase jump from place to place.
Speaker 4: There's probably some that still have to use a craft
Speaker 4: of some kind very similar to us.
Speaker 5: If and when we get to Mars.
Speaker 4: Look, who knows, this whole thing might be debunked and
Speaker 4: some other asteroid might hit it and send it off course.
Speaker 4: And it's a thing that people talked about once, and
Speaker 4: it's not a concern.
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: I just recently heard Rogan talking about it, so I
Speaker 4: just looked it up and yeah, that's absolutely the talking point.
Speaker 4: Although again most of this dude from Harvard's contemporaries all
Speaker 4: agree that this is an asteroid. It's a meteor. You
Speaker 4: don't even know because it's so far away, like you're
Speaker 4: getting people all rowed up.
Speaker 5: You're you're acting like it's something that it's not. You
Speaker 5: need to calm down.
Speaker 4: This guy from Harvard's like, listen, this is just what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I think it is. It's a theory, so who knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll see. I guess I would love to
Speaker 2: see proof of anything from outer space. And if if
Speaker 2: I got to see it on my on my final day,
Speaker 2: then all right, I'm proven wrong. That being said, white
Speaker 2: boy wizard.
Speaker 6: Faking what I meant.
Speaker 8: What I meant to say was did I just pick
Speaker 8: up that you switched to from Wonder Wednesdays to Mondays?
Speaker 2: That was just yesterday, So every other Wednesday moving forward
Speaker 2: will be wonder Wisday for meta mysteries. It was just
Speaker 2: yesterday because tomorrow I am unavailable. And so okay, did
Speaker 2: I miss No, it wasn't Cassandra.
Speaker 3: It was Shannon Shannon Torrens.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll have to go watch.
Speaker 8: Sorry, carry on, soldier.
Speaker 5: I had it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Shannon was actually onesome.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 2: The first time she came on too, she was like
Speaker 2: from what she was saying and the words that she
Speaker 2: was coming out of her mouth, I mean, she was
Speaker 2: legit like calling and talking to Sean's stepdad, like talking
Speaker 2: about like in yeah, yeah, he died a few years ago,
Speaker 2: and talking about every single fucking mark.
Speaker 3: On his body.
Speaker 2: There's no way she could have known that he had
Speaker 2: like chest and belly, like he had this huge scar
Speaker 2: that started at his chest and went all the way
Speaker 2: down to his belly button. She knew that she he
Speaker 2: had one tattoo, She knew exactly what it was and
Speaker 2: where it was. She said that he was saying happy birthday.
Speaker 2: It was Shawn's wife's birthday the day before that episode.
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest messages were coming through it,
Speaker 2: Like it blows my mind that that shit is real.
Speaker 2: Every single time I hear something, my mind is consistently blown.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with it. I mean,
Speaker 2: is it mentalism? I don't think though.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think mentalism and psychics are
Speaker 4: different things. However, I think that they are. I want
Speaker 4: to start shitting on this lady. I don't know her,
Speaker 4: I don't know her practice, her or her methods, but
Speaker 4: pretty much what you just listed is all stuff that
Speaker 4: could be probably like cursory understood by listening to a
Speaker 4: few of y'all's episodes.
Speaker 5: The scar. I don't know how to say that like that,
Speaker 5: that's wild.
Speaker 4: Check them out on his Facebook or his his any
Speaker 4: of his social media's would show that he has a
Speaker 4: single tattoo and where it is and what it's of.
Speaker 2: He and his wife's birthday. He didn't have a Facebook
Speaker 2: had Sean has no socials, no Bob, his stepdad had
Speaker 2: no social ooh, and the only pictures that he did
Speaker 2: have was just of him sitting down with a shirt on.
Speaker 2: There's no way you'd be able to see the tattoo,
Speaker 2: the marking, to be able to know what his job was.
Speaker 3: None of that.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait it was Sean that has
Speaker 4: the scar in the tattoo, or she was talking about
Speaker 4: his stepdad that had the scar in the tattoo.
Speaker 2: Sean's stepdad. Oh, that's who was coming through and giving
Speaker 2: Sean the message.
Speaker 5: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Fucking I du That's what I'm saying. There's nowhere she
Speaker 2: couldn't have gotten this information from anybody.
Speaker 5: That's fucking wild. Man.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to I don't know what to
Speaker 2: make of it. Some people would say it's demonic. I
Speaker 2: disagree Okay, I don't know. Maybe it's damonic, but not dmonic.
Speaker 5: I think it's the same thing when you say it
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: If you listen to meta mysteries, you you might actually
Speaker 2: open up that third eye anyway, pickle, go ahead, sir.
Speaker 5: Brother.
Speaker 6: First of all, listerine contains sugar.
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's nothing that you should rinse your mouth with
Speaker 12: that has sugar.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's not good for your teeth.
Speaker 5: I'd rather listing over coconut oil. Uh.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you this ship don't work. Steals still on it.
Speaker 6: Shit don't work.
Speaker 4: Then why did you buy such a large bottle of
Speaker 4: it if it doesn't work?
Speaker 12: Because I'm a fucking moron. I kind of did work,
Speaker 12: and I was like, this shit don't help.
Speaker 2: Look, it's good if you're getting ready to make out
Speaker 2: with your girl you want to freshen up a little bit,
Speaker 2: that's fine. But as far as dental health, it's not
Speaker 2: helping you on talking.
Speaker 6: It's as useful as florade.
Speaker 5: Mmm.
Speaker 3: Heard that point.
Speaker 12: Okay, So let's talk about Atlas. Was the three to
Speaker 12: one Atlas at last three one?
Speaker 5: Well, now you're talking about yeah, okay, so oh the
Speaker 5: thing in space, the thing in space go for.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, so he is where it went sideways, because
Speaker 12: it literally went sideways.
Speaker 6: It's traveling at one.
Speaker 12: Hundred and thirty three thousand miles an hour, and it
Speaker 12: took an immediate turn towards our Earth, right where we live.
Speaker 12: It is projected by November to pass Earth. It's actually
Speaker 12: haulloweens who can make that prediction. I'm fucking dumb, you
Speaker 12: know what I mean. No, I don't know man one
Speaker 12: two seven. You know, we get it map.
Speaker 6: It's supposed to pass Earth, go behind the sun.
Speaker 12: And the concern is when it goes behind the sun,
Speaker 12: so it's bigger than Manhattan. Yeah, so it's supposed to allegedly,
Speaker 12: I plead the fifth on all accounts.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything. This is just what i'm seeing.
Speaker 17: This.
Speaker 6: The guy's German, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his name sounded foreign, but i'd be lying up
Speaker 4: I told you country of origin.
Speaker 12: But yeah, So he was saying he's had quite a
Speaker 12: few alien conspiracy theories.
Speaker 6: He's been wrong about all of them. Just so we're clear.
Speaker 12: So the idea is if it goes behind the sun,
Speaker 12: we can't see if it launches an attack, so it's
Speaker 12: expected and projected around our toob November. Yeah, so what
Speaker 12: if you've seen the satellite images or uh hubble telescope
Speaker 12: and whatever the fucking science stuff.
Speaker 6: There's one.
Speaker 12: It's going literally away from Earth like we're here, right,
Speaker 12: it's in that way, it's going right by us.
Speaker 4: But it turns, yeah, on a dime, and course corrects,
Speaker 4: and it's going that fast course correcting through space. And
Speaker 4: the other side of it is asteroids and meteorites and
Speaker 4: all these things they leave a trail behind them as
Speaker 4: they travel through space.
Speaker 5: This object has no trail behind.
Speaker 6: It, it has no signatures.
Speaker 4: It's it's fucking wild. I don't know what to make
Speaker 4: of it. It might be no big deal. And the guy,
Speaker 4: like you said, has been on an alien kick for
Speaker 4: quite some time.
Speaker 5: He's been wrong about all of them.
Speaker 4: He very well might be wrong about this and it's
Speaker 4: just another random space oddity that passes by us. It's
Speaker 4: very possible, but there is a greater than zero percent
Speaker 4: chance that there's a little bit more to this story.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to mean.
Speaker 2: The guy from HAVEVID has been wrong about all the
Speaker 2: scientific alien stuff.
Speaker 6: It's a point zero zero, zero zero.
Speaker 12: Five percent from when I was reading chance that it
Speaker 12: is a.
Speaker 4: Meteor, right, so we know it's not that, but we
Speaker 4: don't know exactly what it was the bucket is.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's the argument. What the hell is it? And
Speaker 12: how did it course correct? How did it head this
Speaker 12: way when it was going through our solar system? This
Speaker 12: is the third if I'm not mistaken extraterrestrial from our
Speaker 12: universe or like this is a foreign object.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this is like this is up there.
Speaker 2: Probably are they comparing it to like the the Black
Speaker 2: Knight satellite allegedly about an alien craft or something like that.
Speaker 5: The Black Knight.
Speaker 4: Satellite has been orbiting our Earth longer than we've known
Speaker 4: that it's been orbiting our Earth, so it's.
Speaker 6: Different on that it's out of our galaxy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it came from outside of our galaxy and
Speaker 4: it is making a bee line towards our specific solar
Speaker 4: system them, which is crazy.
Speaker 6: Come on, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 12: It's allegedly gonna fly very close to Jupiter.
Speaker 4: So we shall see. It might be like you said,
Speaker 4: faking gay, I don't know. Okay, And this is one
Speaker 4: Harvard guy who is saying that it's it's he believes
Speaker 4: it's alien craft.
Speaker 5: We don't know that.
Speaker 4: For a fact, but good cult members, We're gonna keep
Speaker 4: you posted as it gets closer, uh closer to Halloween,
Speaker 4: and you know, just the October November time frame, we
Speaker 4: shall see. Who knows a m I do some other
Speaker 4: hard ninety degree course correction and go a complete opposite way.
Speaker 5: We don't know, We don't.
Speaker 2: People are worried about aliens coming over here and being
Speaker 2: our overlords. I say, they can't be any worse than
Speaker 2: our overlords that we currently have.
Speaker 5: You you're crazy for that one, dude, am.
Speaker 2: I Yes, like everything that we've talked about with our government,
Speaker 2: alien would be worse.
Speaker 4: Yes, like it potentially. I'm not saying guarantee. What I'm
Speaker 4: saying is like they wouldn't come here unless there was
Speaker 4: a reason. And I have a really really hard time
Speaker 4: believing that they're coming here for the betterment of the
Speaker 4: fucking hairless apes that are bombing each other with nuclear
Speaker 4: bombs on this planet. They're probably coming here for a
Speaker 4: resource grab or for some sort of conquest or domination,
Speaker 4: seeing as how that's how any kind of real exploration's
Speaker 4: ever made.
Speaker 2: Unless you stick with what a lot of people say
Speaker 2: about the aliens and the etis that are always shown
Speaker 2: up and you know, military sites and whatnot. Could those
Speaker 2: bombs and nukes and everything else be sending ripples throughout
Speaker 2: the universe and it's causing some kind of dysfunctuation or
Speaker 2: whatever over there, and they're like, Yo, just fucking don't
Speaker 2: do that anymore.
Speaker 3: We'll leave you alone. Could it be something like that?
Speaker 5: Get greater than zero percent chance?
Speaker 2: Sure, but everything is basically a zero point zero, zero
Speaker 2: zero one chance anyway.
Speaker 4: I just I have a hard time believing that they
Speaker 4: would come here to help us out or hook us
Speaker 4: up in any way, even if it was to give
Speaker 4: advice of like, hey, y'all are the only uh, you know,
Speaker 4: y'all humanity. He is the only creature in the galaxy
Speaker 4: that still settles their differences from war.
Speaker 5: Y'all need to stop that ship. I don't see it
Speaker 5: going that route.
Speaker 4: I would think they would say, hey, y'all are the
Speaker 4: only ones that are still fucking each other up to
Speaker 4: prove a point, So we're just gonna go ahead and
Speaker 4: stop the fight right now.
Speaker 5: You're all dead. That that seems more likely to me.
Speaker 2: Why would they even have that conversation? It would just
Speaker 2: kill us exactly.
Speaker 6: No, they would use us for workers, and that's the alleged. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean maybe, but that's only if they needed something
Speaker 4: done here, they would use us for that purpose. But if, oh,
Speaker 4: you're saying, like, take us on their ship and bring
Speaker 4: us to another planet.
Speaker 6: Dude, is there someone myes someone being I don't give
Speaker 6: a ship.
Speaker 5: You're like, we're so.
Speaker 3: Weak, we're so weak on my homeboy.
Speaker 2: THO to make a return, Bro, that's all I need
Speaker 2: to come back, all right, bring us some of that
Speaker 2: fucking forgotten knowledge.
Speaker 3: That's an I need.
Speaker 4: I'm saying that for us to be used as a
Speaker 4: workhorse on some other planet. You realize, our life on
Speaker 4: this rock is so fragile. We are seventy percent water
Speaker 4: sacks that are only held up by a very fragile
Speaker 4: skeletal structure. We can't survive. If it's too cold, we
Speaker 4: can't survive it's too hot. If oxygen gets too depleted,
Speaker 4: then we're fucked. Most of space doesn't have that like it.
Speaker 4: Just it doesn't make sense that they would take us
Speaker 4: somewhere to be a workforce. Maybe yes, I don't know
Speaker 4: that for a fact, but that doesn't check out personally.
Speaker 4: The speed they're traveling. If we were on that craft
Speaker 4: with them going one hundred and sixty thousand miles per hour,
Speaker 4: give or take, we would disintegrate, like atomically, we would
Speaker 4: split apart, Like we can't even go that fast and maintain.
Speaker 4: We can't even get a pilot to go mock ten
Speaker 4: without absolutely collapsing. The fastest we can arguably go is
Speaker 4: mock nine. It's it just I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: know what their purpose would be. I just cannot fathom
Speaker 4: a reality where they're coming here to do something good
Speaker 4: for us.
Speaker 5: I could be so wrong.
Speaker 2: I mean, but what And that's the question, what do
Speaker 2: you mean by us? Do you mean it as the
Speaker 2: human you mean us as the consciousness? Do you mean
Speaker 2: us as the soul?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 2: What part of us? Do you think that they would
Speaker 2: be interacting with physical bodies?
Speaker 4: I'm not concerned with my soul. I'm not concerned with
Speaker 4: my consciousness.
Speaker 5: Is just being aware of your surroundings.
Speaker 4: Fuck, a deer has consciousness, there's an argument if it
Speaker 4: has a soul or not. Right, I don't believe that
Speaker 4: they would be coming here to tap into our spirit selves.
Speaker 4: I think they'd be coming here to get something and
Speaker 4: it may not even be humans. They might be coming
Speaker 4: here for water.
Speaker 2: An awareness are not the same thing by definition they are,
Speaker 2: says who. I have never heard those two confused.
Speaker 5: Being conscious of your surroundings is being aware of your surroundings.
Speaker 2: Yes, anyhow, spirit animal, We're always going to disagree with that,
Speaker 2: but spirit animal, go ahead, sir.
Speaker 10: I'm still kind of shocked at Jacob using Duddy Tommy
Speaker 10: math six one hundred dollar bilometers of my boy, we
Speaker 10: use units of freedom.
Speaker 9: I need you to run that in males parade.
Speaker 5: Got you?
Speaker 4: Okay, they're going about a million bush lights per twelve
Speaker 4: gate shotgun. That's that's what they're doing right now. Fucking right,
Speaker 4: I got you, my boy. I speak that language too.
Speaker 4: I love that fucking right, dude, Praisdale.
Speaker 3: Anyway, all right, we're gonna finally get over the chat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good god, that thing has been racking up.
Speaker 4: Sorry, y'all, Sorry, the conversation has been quite titillating.
Speaker 2: This evening, tantalizing. Tony said, good week for everyone, but
Speaker 2: Gaza still praying for an end to the thing there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, agreed, agreed with the whole.
Speaker 2: Hospital situation or a church situation.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, I mean there's more than just that church.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's it's a fucking mess over there, it
Speaker 4: really is. And that's the thing. It's the same once
Speaker 4: you're looking at the Ukraine, the Gaza, the Thailand, Cambodia.
Speaker 4: Shit that's going on right now, which that's popping off.
Speaker 4: Even they're launching rockets at each other. Now that's gone up.
Speaker 4: It went from one dude stepping on a mine allegedly
Speaker 4: to fuck you, nah, fuck you, and we're bombing the
Speaker 4: shit out of each other now it's it's escalating, which Southeast.
Speaker 5: Asia's been going hand for a little while. Now.
Speaker 4: Meanmar still got a whole civil war with the military
Speaker 4: hunter that still owns I want to say, like.
Speaker 5: Uh, maybe a fourth of the country I don't know.
Speaker 4: Next door to them is Thailand and Cambodia that are
Speaker 4: now fucking each other up over some shit.
Speaker 5: It's it's wild.
Speaker 4: And meanwhile China is sitting there with the fuck boy
Speaker 4: hands going on, just waiting to see if they can
Speaker 4: just kind of move in to expand their territory even
Speaker 4: further to the south. Of course it's for peacekeeping operations,
Speaker 4: but oh yeah, don't you think g has sidestepped all
Speaker 4: the shit going on to his immediate south.
Speaker 5: That's popping off. But that's my point.
Speaker 4: Ukraine, Gaza, Southeast Asia, uh in Mali Africa right now.
Speaker 5: Look, there's no good guys.
Speaker 4: Just if you're looking for some sort of a moral
Speaker 4: high ground for one of these sides to have is
Speaker 4: like being the good guy. Hate to break it to you,
Speaker 4: there hadn't been any of those in a few decades.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it's it's wild. It's all about the money,
Speaker 5: always has been.
Speaker 2: You know what, And this is people have always said that,
Speaker 2: like some information, not all information is good information, not.
Speaker 3: All knowledge is good knowledge in that whole sense.
Speaker 2: And I've pushed back against that in the past, but
Speaker 2: I have an example as to where that could be true.
Speaker 2: So you know, for score and seven years ago, however
Speaker 2: long ago it was that we stopped or that we
Speaker 2: started collecting news and information in.
Speaker 4: One hundred and seven years ago is four score and
Speaker 4: seven years ago, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Oh that's probably about right actually, But you know,
Speaker 2: back it never used to be that every country knew
Speaker 2: what was going on in all the other countries. Maybe
Speaker 2: your government did, maybe your military did, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: necessarily plastered all over the news on a twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven news cycle. I think that whenever we are
Speaker 2: constantly looking around the world at all the different wars
Speaker 2: and all the different you know, world leaders messing over
Speaker 2: other countries and stuff like that, it puts everybody in
Speaker 2: a state of panic. And I think that if we
Speaker 2: were just to focus on our country, we would almost
Speaker 2: really I mean, outside of the dece and the cheating
Speaker 2: and the stealing and whatever goes on in the government,
Speaker 2: if we were to just focus on our country, there
Speaker 2: would be a lot less anxiety because the rest of
Speaker 2: the world is pretty fucked, especially in the Middle East
Speaker 2: and other you know that, everything else. Like, I just
Speaker 2: feel like sometimes whenever you're constantly being bombarded by these
Speaker 2: people die, this ruler took over, there was this you
Speaker 2: know whatever, this this coupdetas or whatever the fuck just
Speaker 2: got taken over from some other country. I just feel
Speaker 2: like it's always something negative. You never hear positive shit
Speaker 2: come out of Russia, you know what I'm saying. The
Speaker 2: news that comes from there is always something really fucking bad.
Speaker 2: So you see Russia in the news and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: here we go again. That's kind of raised my anxiety
Speaker 2: levels because there's a possibility of fucking new World War three.
Speaker 2: And you know what I'm saying, I think that all
Speaker 2: information isn't good information in that sense. I think they
Speaker 2: do that on purpose to keep people on edge and
Speaker 2: to keep people basically, you know, bowing to their own
Speaker 2: government and just keep on saying save me.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent agree with that. The Onion, as a
Speaker 4: matter of fact, did a news cast. It was like
Speaker 4: a two minute sketch comedy where they basically went on
Speaker 4: and on about some bullshit story. And I don't mean
Speaker 4: that as a euphemism. Their words were bullshit, Like this
Speaker 4: happens all the time. Here's an expert you've never heard
Speaker 4: of to tell you about the bullshit and how this
Speaker 4: is very common and on the rise, Tom, I'm here
Speaker 4: with bullshit experts so and so, and then the experts
Speaker 4: over here like this bullshit is really detrimental to our society.
Speaker 5: And if it's nothingness, it's nothingness.
Speaker 4: And I'm not saying that the things they're reporting on
Speaker 4: aren't really happening, but yes, to your point, they're absolutely
Speaker 4: like stirring the pot to keep people scared, to keep
Speaker 4: people anxious, to keep people divided. The name your reason Okay,
Speaker 4: they're not giving us the news for the betterment of us,
Speaker 4: I promise you this.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what I'm trying to say. It's like, what
Speaker 2: do they have to gain? What do we have to
Speaker 2: gain by learning about conflict on the other side of
Speaker 2: the world. If that conflict you have to gain from.
Speaker 4: That, if that conflict has any any chance of you know,
Speaker 4: affecting us in some way, or if there's a chance
Speaker 4: of our military being mobilized because of the conflict somewhere, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I would like to know. I want to know what's
Speaker 4: going on and why our troops will be fighting for
Speaker 4: one side versus the other. That's just me personally.
Speaker 2: Well, that's just the thing about America's that we got
Speaker 2: our dick in every fucking hole in every country.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, but that's that's why we run this shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're also probably the most anxiety ridden country
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you say.
Speaker 5: We're up there?
Speaker 2: We're definitely up I mean other than places that are
Speaker 2: constantly being fucking bombarded in shit. I'm just talking about
Speaker 2: as far as information wise, Like, I don't know, we
Speaker 2: got to be up there.
Speaker 4: I assume that we are, But we also have it's
Speaker 4: like first world problems, right, Like we're not worried. Majority
Speaker 4: of us are not worried about starving or getting the
Speaker 4: shit bombed out of our house when we go to
Speaker 4: bed at night. There are a place around the world
Speaker 4: that truly do have that fear. And I don't mean
Speaker 4: just war zones. I mean hell, fucking half the continent
Speaker 4: of Africa is in a perpetual state of some sort
Speaker 4: of Oh, what's gonna happen? Is this group gonna come in?
Speaker 4: Is this gonna happen? Is this gonna happen? You know,
Speaker 4: there's that all over the world. That being said, we
Speaker 4: have first world problems. We're over here arguing if we
Speaker 4: should be using plastic straws in because the sea turtles,
Speaker 4: which for the record, that is not why sea turtles
Speaker 4: are endangered.
Speaker 5: I have been told by a very reliable source.
Speaker 4: I have not tested it, nor am I going to
Speaker 4: Apparently green sea turtle is delicious, you I have not, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Jacob has not, neither is any member of my family
Speaker 4: or any of that. But I've been told by a
Speaker 4: very very very reliable source the reason them bitches are
Speaker 4: endangered is because it is meat. Start to finish fucking
Speaker 4: plastic straws.
Speaker 3: What was the name of that fucking uh serfs up?
Speaker 4: Dude, Oh crush Apparently crushed be delicious if you ever
Speaker 4: you never cleaned a snapping turtle, so you wouldn't understand this.
Speaker 4: But let me pointed like this for anybody who's ever
Speaker 4: killed and cleaned an alligator snapping turtle for the meat, right,
Speaker 4: which is delicious. You can't use the legs like that's
Speaker 4: basically a stub, you know, green sea turtle, that is
Speaker 4: meat from fucking shell to tip dog.
Speaker 5: You can grill it in bitch.
Speaker 4: Soft dude, apparently soft shell green sea turtle is like
Speaker 4: the thing.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: I do not support the eating of these animals, but
Speaker 4: we are talking about countries where they don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck what federal law says. They're eating it regardless.
Speaker 5: It's a thing. It's a thing.
Speaker 2: So I mean, I have turtles for pets, though I
Speaker 2: don't know if I could ever do that, sir. I
Speaker 2: feel even weird eating fucking frog legs like and honestly
Speaker 2: they're disgusting anyway.
Speaker 4: Watch your whore mouth, yeah you watch you are you
Speaker 4: are your shipped on a culture and heritage. Okay, just go,
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna stand for it. But no, but real shit,
Speaker 4: I want to see that thing. If I was to
Speaker 4: cook you turtle, would you eat it?
Speaker 5: No? Alligator snapping turtle. These are not your pets.
Speaker 3: I've had a pet snapping turtle.
Speaker 6: Turtle what?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Because they're fucking awesome. I got it as a little baby.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, all right, so they.
Speaker 3: Ain't snap it nothing off when they're little.
Speaker 5: Fair Damn.
Speaker 4: I was gonna see if I could cook it for
Speaker 4: you and just not tell you what you're eating until
Speaker 4: after you get your two cents on it.
Speaker 2: But now I'm not trying to eat no fucking bush meat.
Speaker 5: Ain't no bush meat. It's cooter meat.
Speaker 4: That's the technical term for it, technical term for it,
Speaker 4: if you were to buy it online, cooter meat aka
Speaker 4: turtle meat. And there's nine different types, and I mean,
Speaker 4: like genus, there's nine different cuts of meat within the turtle.
Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I personally am a fan of cooter meat, but just
Speaker 2: not in the shape of a turtle that's aft shell.
Speaker 2: Right yeah, buddy, uh spirit animal?
Speaker 3: What a do sir? I'm sure you've eaten turtle in
Speaker 3: your day, sir, haven't you.
Speaker 5: I promise yes.
Speaker 10: My Daddy would make me turtle soup going off. When off,
Speaker 10: I'd bring home a's on little port called Okay. Also,
Speaker 10: it's funny. The sea total is actually my favorite animal.
Speaker 10: I actually got actually have a sea total tattoo that
Speaker 10: I drew in everything.
Speaker 5: Yes, would you?
Speaker 3: And would you ingest one?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 9: Oh no, dog, but I mean.
Speaker 10: Yeah probably Hell, if I could, I'd actually have a
Speaker 10: guitar made out of a total shell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a box shell and a longerhead shell. Poxys in
Speaker 2: my house right now.
Speaker 4: I would eat them if they weren't so endangered, that's
Speaker 4: my thing. If they were to get back to a
Speaker 4: replenishable number, then yeah, absolutely. But I'm also about respecting wildlife,
Speaker 4: so I don't want to like hunt them to extinction.
Speaker 5: I think that's horrible.
Speaker 2: You know the movie Django Unchained. Yeah, that table is table,
Speaker 2: it's total top, it's total shell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, they.
Speaker 10: Sea totals were fucking awesome and Saddy doing injured. But
Speaker 10: if I could, I want to go swimming with a
Speaker 10: sea turtle.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I go swimming, dog, that's my point. Danger.
Speaker 3: I want to go out to the ocean.
Speaker 2: Where all the little baby turtles just you know, are
Speaker 2: are struggling in the sand and they're trying to make
Speaker 2: it to the ocean.
Speaker 3: I want to push them all in.
Speaker 5: I agree, you could.
Speaker 10: Have you get caught doing that, even if you're helping them,
Speaker 10: you could. Uh, they'll imprint on you, and that's a
Speaker 10: federal offense.
Speaker 3: Imprints on me. I'll be your daddy.
Speaker 5: No, no, like you'll go to like federal federal jail.
Speaker 5: It's like international federal jail time.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you ain't got to pick them
Speaker 2: up with your hands. Just get a shovel or something, right,
Speaker 2: any interference and your fuck dog take its course.
Speaker 10: Yeah, dude, the first like thirty minutes of Seattle's life
Speaker 10: is fucking staving private vyans opening d.
Speaker 2: Day invasion dog. Basically, it is fucking brutal like birds.
Speaker 10: Seagulls will wait till they and I think it's pelicans too,
Speaker 10: but I know the fucking the damnse birds like to
Speaker 10: sit there and watch them and then they dive bomb
Speaker 10: their ass.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude. My parents have a My parents live
Speaker 2: in Arizona. They have a turtle pond right outside of
Speaker 2: their house, and they had two turtles in there. It
Speaker 2: turns out a fucking vulture came and took one right
Speaker 2: out of the pond, just flew.
Speaker 3: It away with it.
Speaker 5: Now, fuck all that, dude.
Speaker 4: My dad's pond, we go with twenty twos and pop
Speaker 4: those turtles when they come up. And the reason why
Speaker 4: isn't to eat them. It's because if we don't kill them,
Speaker 4: they'll eat all the little fish before they have the
Speaker 4: opportunity to become big fish.
Speaker 5: Like it's it's a it's a nuisance.
Speaker 2: Whenever I moved back to Louisiana, you don't kill any
Speaker 2: more of those. I'm gonna dig a big ass pond.
Speaker 2: It's just gonna be for turtles. I'll fill it with
Speaker 2: a bunch of feeder bullshit fish and you bring them
Speaker 2: over to me.
Speaker 4: I'm not going through the process of catching them bitches.
Speaker 4: Fuck that. That's an issue. My dad's pond is deep, dude.
Speaker 4: And that's the thing. We're trying to stock it with
Speaker 4: catfish and bass and brand and all these things, and
Speaker 4: we can't because anytime those eggs get they hatch andated
Speaker 4: little bit fucking fish. These turtles just murk them fuckers.
Speaker 4: And it's a bitch and I have to just keep
Speaker 4: the pond stocked.
Speaker 3: Is it the red ear sliders that's the most common one.
Speaker 5: I couldn't tell you. I've never caught one up close.
Speaker 2: I just be popping them as a pet as a
Speaker 2: young and also had a loggerhead too.
Speaker 9: That's actually the shell I have is funma chilihood pin.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, my turtle. I got it whenever. It was
Speaker 2: literally the size of a quarter.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 2: They sell them in a Penawa city. Oh at least
Speaker 2: they used to. Hell, yeah, they sold them out of Texas.
Speaker 2: You can go get them cross over, honey Badger. What's up, sir?
Speaker 13: Hey, it's an alligator snapping turtle? Well, first off, turtle
Speaker 13: fucking delicious?
Speaker 5: You missed out.
Speaker 13: Yep, it's an alligator snapping turtle. I live around a
Speaker 13: quarter of the canal for about apartments. Every day I
Speaker 13: think about sniff the it's worth it. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 13: bitch and a half to clean, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 13: But if you know what you're doing, dude, you can
Speaker 13: make pretty decent work of it. And the depending on
Speaker 13: the size, you know what I'm saying, it's if it's
Speaker 13: this big, it ain't worth all the struggle.
Speaker 5: That bitch is like this big. Yeah, it's worth the time.
Speaker 5: It was, it was, it was pretty decent.
Speaker 9: Fu.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, make you some turtle stew for Jonathan before he
Speaker 4: leaves Texas, and we'll see if he gets down on it.
Speaker 2: No, won't even taste it, won't try it. Disrespect my brethren.
Speaker 5: So slow cook that bits down with some brown gravy.
Speaker 5: Pour it over some rice. Bruh. What I mean?
Speaker 2: They say dog is really good too, I'm just not
Speaker 2: gonna try it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I would have a dog. I would try that ship.
Speaker 5: You taste good. I just don't like how the Chinese
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 4: They fucking skin the dogs alive and then let them
Speaker 4: heal up for a day or two and then kill them.
Speaker 5: I think that's inhumane.
Speaker 4: I don't want my animals to be inhumanely killed and
Speaker 4: then eaten.
Speaker 5: I disagree with that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I'm sure Alexandria would. Alexandra would tell
Speaker 2: us how good like dick taste. But I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: take take the word for it.
Speaker 3: You know, what I'm saying is.
Speaker 5: Alexandra is married to a woman. Dude, What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm just saying probably, probably, probably tried it before.
Speaker 3: A time or two.
Speaker 2: Right, you put words in your mouth, but you can
Speaker 2: probably piece that together.
Speaker 5: Damn it. The joke writt themselves.
Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna disrespect Alex by talking about putting
Speaker 4: something and anyway moving moving the.
Speaker 2: God damns for different folks. Spirit animals said, what do
Speaker 2: you call? Of course we have to go right into this.
Speaker 2: What do you call a kid born in a whorehouse?
Speaker 2: Brothels sprouts, that's actually pretty good.
Speaker 10: I like.
Speaker 9: Jacob y'all.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, honey Badger said, people smash others at their
Speaker 2: jobs all the time. I'm a pt I fucked two
Speaker 2: of my clients was working on a fifth.
Speaker 5: Damn two was working on a fifth. You skipped three
Speaker 5: and four there, my boy?
Speaker 3: But all right, damn going she counts for three, four
Speaker 3: and five?
Speaker 5: Man had the other three?
Speaker 4: I heard that damnable to get a little extra physical
Speaker 4: in that physical therapy feel that damn I.
Speaker 3: Thought that only exists in porn, you know.
Speaker 12: Dog, I can't hate My girl was one of my
Speaker 12: original clients at one of my gyms and wearing the
Speaker 12: Gether and she's like, you slept with everybody, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 12: my bad.
Speaker 4: Oh god, PT means personal trainer. I thought im a
Speaker 4: physical therapist trainer.
Speaker 5: My bad. Both Jesus Christ broke me very well.
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes you just can't help. But you got
Speaker 2: sex appeal, you know, just comes off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really quick, evenly shared something in the chat. I
Speaker 4: pulled it up on the Instagram. Uh, South Park lawyers
Speaker 4: wake up this morning. This should be pretty good.
Speaker 21: Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous day. I don't think that
Speaker 21: there's anything that could possibly ruin this.
Speaker 3: Hello, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 21: Whoa, come down, come down. We've been over this as
Speaker 21: long as it was just mister Garrison an orange face,
Speaker 21: there's nothing that they can do. What's that They used
Speaker 21: his real name, they used the actual pictures of it.
Speaker 21: They made it abundantly clear that it wasn't just mister
Speaker 21: Garrison an orange face. They deep faked him half naked
Speaker 21: in the desert. They showed him fully naked. They gave
Speaker 21: him the same voice as whatch dictator he was in
Speaker 21: bed with. Who Now I understand I can be in
Speaker 21: the office in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Also shouts out to the goot dude for having an
Speaker 4: actual home phone. Fucking cordless cordless home phone. There but yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 4: They They made it very clear it wasn't mister Garrison.
Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, people stormed mister Garrison's house
Speaker 4: to like stop all of what was going on. He
Speaker 4: was chilling watching TV. It was very clear it was
Speaker 4: Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: I love how the other voice was.
Speaker 2: It sounded like Kenny Comet from well just maybe it
Speaker 2: reminded me of Comet from the fuck was the Santa
Speaker 2: Claus with Tim Allen?
Speaker 5: Oh the Reindeer? Yeah, that's where you went. I thought
Speaker 5: it was Kenny. Wow, okay, could be Kenny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyhow, tree Fitty said, Comos Beach is what up?
Speaker 4: Looks like tree Fitty dipped out early. I think unless
Speaker 4: they changed their name, but either way.
Speaker 5: It goes.
Speaker 3: Rose Chaos says, what's up?
Speaker 5: He what up? Rose? What? What up?
Speaker 3: The Midnight Kong said, what up?
Speaker 5: Fam?
Speaker 2: That's how behind we are, dude.
Speaker 4: We're at the comment that was left at nine ten.
Speaker 4: It is almost eleven.
Speaker 5: Sorry, y'all, we are gonna play catch up at this time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Spirit Animals said, if I if I learned anything from Jacob,
Speaker 2: never get married.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. I'll be straight up with you,
Speaker 4: but you know, I'm not against marriage. I'm just against
Speaker 4: myself getting married. I'm apparently horrible at it. But that's fine.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, you have bad luck until you have
Speaker 2: good luck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all good. You know.
Speaker 4: I am good with it. You know, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: shot on any of them. It's they weren't the right one,
Speaker 4: that's all it was. Or I wasn't their right one.
Speaker 4: Either way you want to slice that.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's a balance.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 12: You can never hold yourself accountable for that. You just
Speaker 12: gotta kind of work through it.
Speaker 5: Easy, shit happens. Man.
Speaker 2: Luke said, you all ready for Friday? Whiteboy Wizard said,
Speaker 2: what's Friday? Luke said, presenting my theoretical paper?
Speaker 5: Is that? Have we scheduled that we have noise?
Speaker 3: Moving down in the chat?
Speaker 2: Honey Badger said, in remember in remembrance of the Hawkster,
Speaker 2: the Ultimate Brother, leave out vitamin, steroids and an eight
Speaker 2: ball out tonight, I have each vitamin, says the Hawkster.
Speaker 2: That's what's spirit Animal said. What was left for me
Speaker 2: at work by my co worker, which was what is that?
Speaker 5: Is that a watermelon?
Speaker 9: They took a watermelon and made it a stereotypical Asian guy.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's pissing off a couple of races all at
Speaker 4: the same time.
Speaker 5: That's that's interesting. They're getting creative with the races. I
Speaker 5: can't even be mad at it.
Speaker 2: I got I got a free water melon. I can't
Speaker 2: even be mad at it.
Speaker 5: Are they saying that you have a watermelon head? Or
Speaker 5: what was this?
Speaker 10: They were making fun of my they get They gave
Speaker 10: me like over hisaggerated slant eyes.
Speaker 9: Did my eyes where they're fucking red?
Speaker 10: Like they you can see my my, oh the veins
Speaker 10: in my eyes.
Speaker 9: Gave the fucking weird agents and I see all.
Speaker 4: That I'm saying, like it would have been better to
Speaker 4: put that on like a bowl of rice or something
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 5: This was this is kind of out of left field.
Speaker 2: I mean, the whispers from an Asian man often looked
Speaker 2: like little brains of rice, so it wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 10: Yeah, But the only thing that that kind of pissed
Speaker 10: me off is they gave me like bugs, bunnies, buck teeth,
Speaker 10: and I'm like, I ain't even got buck pe jackasses.
Speaker 10: Yeah that, but when I picked it up, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 10: no no no no.
Speaker 5: I mean you gotta lean into it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when I just go everybody was kung fu
Speaker 2: and then just fucking ninja. Uh what is that that
Speaker 2: ninja game with the cut the vegetables and ship.
Speaker 5: Uh uh fruit ninja?
Speaker 9: You know the favorite game?
Speaker 2: Ok, A good one, uh, Luthifer said Aloha from Honolulu,
Speaker 2: currently under a tsunami warning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, Luthifer, you dipped out on the chat, so
Speaker 4: glad you're with us while you were, but I saw
Speaker 4: you on the balcony at your resort. First of all,
Speaker 4: thank you for tuning in instead like you're on your
Speaker 4: vacation and you're still coming to hang with us on Tuesday.
Speaker 5: That's fucking dope.
Speaker 4: Secondly, yeah, I just heard about the tsunami warnings in
Speaker 4: Hawaii right now.
Speaker 5: Apparently there was a big earthquake.
Speaker 4: Shit's getting wild, and apparently Hawaii is under tsunami advisory.
Speaker 4: It should be hidden ah tonight or tomorrow or tomorrow
Speaker 4: at seven am.
Speaker 3: Well, because they.
Speaker 2: Can't they can't do the direct energy beams anymore because
Speaker 2: everybody painted their roofs blue.
Speaker 3: So they were like, well, you got to fucking start
Speaker 3: the tsunami.
Speaker 5: Now, right right.
Speaker 2: Of course, the big d said Phil Robertson Halcogan and
Speaker 2: Ozzy twenty twenty five sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty much over this. And apparently somebody
Speaker 4: on the Food Network also died. There was someone else
Speaker 4: that would just recently passed. It was like three of them.
Speaker 5: Who was it that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Food Network woman allegedly suicided herself. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know if if there's any anything why she
Speaker 2: would have been you know, taken out, So it might
Speaker 2: have just been a regular suicide. Wow, God is Love said,
Speaker 2: whoever is in charge of downsizing already planned astronomy is
Speaker 2: getting a raise. The honey Badger said. Honey Badger said,
Speaker 2: fuck that Courtney. Courtney the coxlinging conqueror.
Speaker 5: As from earlier with the girly names.
Speaker 2: And shit spirit animals said, fuck accountability, study astrology. Blame
Speaker 2: mercury going into retrograde.
Speaker 5: That's what all the white women do.
Speaker 3: Hey, this white boy do too.
Speaker 2: Not fair enough, right, Usually mercury going into retrograde kind
Speaker 2: of works out for me. But is it in retrograde
Speaker 2: right now? Have you been keeping up with that, Jacob?
Speaker 2: You've been looking at your astrological calendar calendar lately?
Speaker 5: No, I can't say that I have.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but it's also I've heard that it's not
Speaker 4: the only planet that goes into retrograde. I've also heard
Speaker 4: j put in retrograde too, and it's like, so they
Speaker 4: all do. Yeah, so, I mean except for us. Apparently
Speaker 4: we don't spend backwards, you know, arbitrarily out of nowhere.
Speaker 5: I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, spirit Dannalo said, dog, it's a jailable offense to
Speaker 2: commit adultery in military.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is. It is.
Speaker 4: And you know, when we talked about the Tesla truck
Speaker 4: bombing at the Trump Tower situation in Vegas, I brought
Speaker 4: that up. Apparently your boy was caught fucking around and
Speaker 4: there was a argument to say that his woman was
Speaker 4: about to ruin his career and he was like only
Speaker 4: a few years away from retirement. So maybe that's why
Speaker 4: I decided off himself. I got so many people pissed
Speaker 4: off of me saying that's not true, that's not really
Speaker 4: how it works, and it's like, dude, yeah, it is,
Speaker 4: now not in all cases. I know tons of dudes
Speaker 4: that in the military that were cheating on their spouses
Speaker 4: and didn't get jail time for it. I also know
Speaker 4: multiple dudes that got court martialed and we're facing jail
Speaker 4: time for the exact same thing.
Speaker 5: It all depends on.
Speaker 4: To what level the the injured party really wants to
Speaker 4: take it and how bad your command wants to fuck you.
Speaker 4: But yes, it is absolutely a jailable offense in the military.
Speaker 5: It goes against the U cum JAY.
Speaker 4: Also, just so everybody knows, fucking in a position other
Speaker 4: than missionary also a jailable offense under the U cum
Speaker 4: J found that out the hard way. Not myself, but
Speaker 4: dudes in another company where I was stationed. Uh, they
Speaker 4: got caught Eiffel towering of barracks Bunny.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: The base colonel was walking through and saw it and
Speaker 4: JP them both.
Speaker 5: Actually MJP it was he did NJPM.
Speaker 4: It was about to be a court martial, but he
Speaker 4: decided to go you know, m JP reduction of rank
Speaker 4: forty five and forty five because and he drummed up
Speaker 4: that old section of the U cum JAY to show
Speaker 4: that it's, uh, it's illegal for you to do sex
Speaker 4: in any position other than missionary with the.
Speaker 5: Man on top. Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 4: Giving him any I think that's more than likely the case.
Speaker 4: I also think he was pissed off because he was
Speaker 4: a new colonel. He had like just gotten there a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago, so he's trying to make an
Speaker 4: example of the dumb shit.
Speaker 5: And I mean, listen, if.
Speaker 4: You're ballsy enough to Eiffel Tower a barracks bunny with
Speaker 4: your door wide fucking open in the middle of the
Speaker 4: work day, you're you're asking for shit to go sideways
Speaker 4: for you. Anyway, That's all I'm gonna say on it.
Speaker 4: I'm not judging. I have no room to judge, but like, really, bruh,
Speaker 4: you couldn't have closed the fucking door.
Speaker 5: That that's all anyway.
Speaker 4: Voyeurism is a king no, yeah, but you don't want
Speaker 4: your base commander to be the voyeur.
Speaker 5: I feel like there's levels to this shit.
Speaker 2: What is a barracks bunny.
Speaker 4: What's a what's a what's a common phrase? That might
Speaker 4: be a traversible thing? So you ever seen like a
Speaker 4: college frat and there's like a girl that pretty much
Speaker 4: sleeps with everybody.
Speaker 5: In the frat. Okay, it's that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Basically, a barracks bunny is a a companion for lack
Speaker 4: of better words, that takes her way from barracks room
Speaker 4: to barracks room to barracks room. And depending on what
Speaker 4: time of what day you talk to her, she'll tell
Speaker 4: you she's this guy or this guy or this guy
Speaker 4: or whatever else.
Speaker 3: A train conductor of sorts.
Speaker 4: You can be, can be for sure for for lack
Speaker 4: of better words, Oh, it won't be her pregnant. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's typically you gotta watch out for that because they're trying.
Speaker 5: To get one. Do I now? Somebody will wife her up.
Speaker 13: Some dude wife up the barracks bunny in my first uniting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did she leave him? I don't know. S I've seen.
Speaker 4: I know three guys that wiped up the barracks bunnies.
Speaker 4: And as soon as they put one in, her baby came.
Speaker 4: Six months later they were divorced. She was taking half
Speaker 4: their ship and had trycare and all the benefits and
Speaker 4: all the things.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's the same one like strippers trying to date a
Speaker 4: military member.
Speaker 5: It's the same shit.
Speaker 3: You know, got love said.
Speaker 2: Manhattan shooting has the the usual mk Manchurian signs of
Speaker 2: every other shooter event.
Speaker 3: Oh and he did die on the thirty third floor.
Speaker 5: Son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: It's always the symbolism, bro, you know, that's what gets it,
Speaker 2: spirit animals said back, blown out Mohammad and his twelve
Speaker 2: gin no.
Speaker 4: No, but that's a that's a great story for anybody
Speaker 4: who wants to look into the uh the prophet and
Speaker 4: his night where he had a train ran on him,
Speaker 4: which is all counted for by his homeboy, not even him.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, that was That's really a story that's been
Speaker 4: making its rounds around the internet. And uh, I would
Speaker 4: not advise that you ask any of your Islamic friends
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 5: They're gonna get a.
Speaker 4: Little irate because he was clearly battling demons and not
Speaker 4: getting a train ran on him by some very tall,
Speaker 4: dark gentleman with long dicks.
Speaker 5: That's totally not what was happening.
Speaker 2: So they were all like, it's understood that he was
Speaker 2: being fucked by gin.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: See they weren't gin they was actually they were tribesmen
Speaker 4: of a neighboring tribe that were known for having They
Speaker 4: were very tall, they were very dark skinned, they had
Speaker 4: really large dicks, and they had a standard to maintain
Speaker 4: that they could pretty much fuck all night and keep going.
Speaker 4: They were known for their sexual prowess this tribe.
Speaker 5: So let's go.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, twelve of them met up with Mohammed in
Speaker 4: the desert one day, one night, I should say, and
Speaker 4: not misquoting here, rode him until the sun arose the
Speaker 4: next morning.
Speaker 5: In other words, they ran a train on him all
Speaker 5: night long.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 9: Yeah, brought that up at Thanksgiving last year.
Speaker 5: Why why would you? Yeah? Sure? Why?
Speaker 22: But I fami members of dating Busim guy, mother and
Speaker 22: guy said Jesus was not a was not the son
Speaker 22: of God.
Speaker 9: So I bought that out. Jesus is king, best dude.
Speaker 5: And what was his response?
Speaker 9: He left, Yeah, and I don't go to Thanksgiving no more.
Speaker 4: There's parts of the Qoran that if you ask a
Speaker 4: Muslim about they really don't like. Like, for instance, when
Speaker 4: they talk about uh, who is the rightful inheritors of
Speaker 4: the land that we would now call Israel.
Speaker 5: Even within the Koran, it tells them.
Speaker 4: That the Jews are supposed to be living there, not
Speaker 4: not in Gaza, not the West Bank. It actually very
Speaker 4: clearly lays out the dimensions for the land in question
Speaker 4: and says that this is supposed to be of the
Speaker 4: descendants of Israel formerly Jacob. They like, they understand it
Speaker 4: even within their own book. But if you bring up
Speaker 4: that quote to them, they get really pissed really quickly.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, anyway, I just tried asking GBT if Mohammad
Speaker 2: got raped by twelve Gen and it removed my question.
Speaker 4: So it wasn't a raping. It was very voluntary. He
Speaker 4: went there for that purpose. It was like they made
Speaker 4: arrangements to meet there prior.
Speaker 3: To very well.
Speaker 2: Ye Spirit Animals said, only song I know of Coldplay
Speaker 2: is Viva Lavie.
Speaker 4: You probably know fifteen songs by Coldplay, you just may
Speaker 4: not know that they're the ones that sang it.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 4: Just living in America over the last twenty years, I
Speaker 4: promise you've heard like a lot of their catalog.
Speaker 5: They make bangers, that's just what they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, God is love, said Geez with cats unite
Speaker 2: like Iceberg Slim.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: You don't have any more cats anymore, Han Jacob.
Speaker 4: Nope, nope. The ex wife took both of them. Thank god.
Speaker 4: I'm so tired of my house smiling like a litter
Speaker 4: box and having an excess of fur everywhere. One of
Speaker 4: the cats practically did not shed whatsoever. The other one
Speaker 4: shed so fucking much. I have an English mastive. Okay,
Speaker 4: this dog is massive and has a double and sheds
Speaker 4: like nobody's business. This one cat produced that dog's size.
Speaker 5: Of hair every fucking day.
Speaker 4: That makes no sense scientifically, but there I was, you know,
Speaker 4: so I'm I'm quite happy about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ever since my last cat, he was a black
Speaker 2: cat named Juju, named him after Steeler Gray Juju Smith Schuster.
Speaker 2: But he attacked me in the middle of the night
Speaker 2: one night. I was sitting there in my recliner watching
Speaker 2: TV and no lights on because that's how I get
Speaker 2: down in the bat cave. And of course he's black,
Speaker 2: so I can't really see him in the in the
Speaker 2: dead of the night, and just leaped seemingly from the
Speaker 2: ether onto my face. And I said, I'm not having
Speaker 2: cats anymore for the rest of my life after that,
Speaker 2: because fuck you.
Speaker 5: You know it ain't gonna sneak up on you. Them turtles. No,
Speaker 5: they never got to sneak up on you.
Speaker 3: Nope, nope.
Speaker 2: I do like having turtle races though.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, dude, You just put them on both on
Speaker 2: the ground and then you you have like their food
Speaker 2: or whatever. They'll come chase it and you see who
Speaker 2: gets there first. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: You know, they actually did a couple of races the
Speaker 4: tortoise versus the hair, just to see what would win.
Speaker 4: Almost every time the turtle actually wins the race. It's
Speaker 4: fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh they're consistent.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The rabbits always get like sidetracked and start looking at
Speaker 4: other shit and like kind of doing their own thing.
Speaker 4: Every time. The turtle's just slow, steady. It's getting after
Speaker 4: that cabbage dude. It wants that carrot dude.
Speaker 2: That's why a rabbit is always so analogous with a crackhead.
Speaker 3: It's like the same thing.
Speaker 5: I heard that the.
Speaker 2: Honey badger said. It's too expensive about here. We should
Speaker 2: all pitch in to buy three kilos and flip it.
Speaker 4: I know a guy, I know a dude. These days,
Speaker 4: I couldn't trust it. I guarantee it's cut with fentanyl,
Speaker 4: and I don't want to be a part of it.
Speaker 5: I like where your head's at. Though. This is true entrepreneurship,
Speaker 5: this is true capitalism.
Speaker 2: Spirit animal said, I want a small hut in the
Speaker 2: woods is my dream, like a hobbit hole buriedmpletely.
Speaker 3: Those are sweet.
Speaker 2: I dig it, I dig it Rose chaos said, I
Speaker 2: live in West Texas, just a couple hours south of Amarillo.
Speaker 2: I live in a four bedroom to two living room
Speaker 2: and two bathroom house for twelve hundred a month. Everything's
Speaker 2: so much cheaper in West Texas.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's West Texas, dude. How many people do you
Speaker 4: know they're like itching to move there. And I'm not
Speaker 4: saying it's a shit area. I love West Texas, but
Speaker 4: like it's not wide open. Yeah, it's wide fucking open,
Speaker 4: and that's why I love about it.
Speaker 2: Spirit Animals said, dog, I can grow weed. I unironically
Speaker 2: have a green thumb. I love gardening and farming.
Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, absolutely ungrown weed.
Speaker 2: Spirit Animal said, I want a competition. Oh you already
Speaker 2: talked about that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2: Zom of the Bee said, if you read into the
Speaker 2: different projects and follow money, it's wild how it all
Speaker 2: ties together. That's the Blackstone article.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2: The White Boy Wizard said Matt and Trey grew up
Speaker 2: Mormon like I did. Being in that cult and breaking
Speaker 2: free makes you funny as fuck. God bless trauma bonding.
Speaker 2: Talking about South Park people.
Speaker 5: Oh, I absolutely agree.
Speaker 4: And every time they do an episode where they shit
Speaker 4: on Mormonism.
Speaker 5: There was actually that one.
Speaker 4: Where they they did the entire breakdown of the Joseph
Speaker 4: Smith story. Look into it all you want. That's correct.
Speaker 4: That is actually what the Church of Latter.
Speaker 5: Day Saints believes. It's pretty insane.
Speaker 4: And you know me, I'm not someone to shit on
Speaker 4: somebody for having a even an unhealthy dose of faith.
Speaker 4: I'm with you on having faith in your beliefs. But
Speaker 4: big dog, there's got to be at least some sort
Speaker 4: of a line where common sense plays in, Like you
Speaker 4: would think so anyway, like just right off the rip,
Speaker 4: right off the rip, before you know anything else about
Speaker 4: the story with the tablets and the moonstone and looking
Speaker 4: into a hat and the whole nine. The fact that
Speaker 4: he was kicked out of like five different states for
Speaker 4: being a known con artist before ever making his way
Speaker 4: to that area should be one of the biggest red
Speaker 4: flags period like period. But okay, people can change, and
Speaker 4: like I get that, you can see the light and
Speaker 4: come to the side of righteousness. Okay, fine, fine, then
Speaker 4: look at the story of how the tablets and the
Speaker 4: rock and the hat and the two stories that don't
Speaker 4: actually line up and all this stuff, and then then
Speaker 4: you find out how he died, and it's like, yeah, well,
Speaker 4: no shit, it's yeah, there's a lot of people that
Speaker 4: are leaving the Mormon Church in droves these days.
Speaker 2: But the thing is it doesn't even matter the U
Speaker 2: because the Mormons basically fucking own Utah, right, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and so think about how much money they constantly have
Speaker 2: coming in. It's a business, is really what it is.
Speaker 2: All of it really is just a business. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter how fucking ridiculous it is. If you get enough
Speaker 2: people to buy in and donate and and you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, like it can turn into look at
Speaker 2: fucking Joel Osting, like she will still follow that fucking guy.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It blows my mind.
Speaker 6: And have you guys seen American from Evil?
Speaker 4: Yes, loved the show and it was a very true
Speaker 4: to form historical references that.
Speaker 6: Were being made. The Mormons are fucking.
Speaker 4: I don't understand and talking about jolostein here, and I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm a Christian. The messages he preachers are from the Bible. However,
Speaker 4: I should give the subadendum here. I don't get down
Speaker 4: with prosperity gospel preachers, which is all of what he
Speaker 4: does I don't understand it. How How the fuck have
Speaker 4: you been preaching for twenty years all about prosperity and
Speaker 4: wealth and finances.
Speaker 5: So you're only taking these small sections of this.
Speaker 4: Massive book made up of other books, and all you're
Speaker 4: gonna talk about is financial wealth and prosperity.
Speaker 5: That seems very intellectually dishonest.
Speaker 4: If we're gonna be just clear here, you know, but
Speaker 4: I don't like it, shall I don't like Joelostine.
Speaker 5: And there's tons of them.
Speaker 4: There's tons of prosperity gospel preachers out there, and if
Speaker 4: you look at them, they're always wearing the finest suits
Speaker 4: and driving the finest cars and all of that, but
Speaker 4: they just never will mention how much of those tie
Speaker 4: dollars are ending up directly into their back pocket.
Speaker 5: And I disagree with that entire practice.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's because God said he wants me to
Speaker 2: have an Amborghinea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or you know Copeland, oh, Kenneth Copeland having like
Speaker 4: a fleet of planes and shit, because he didn't.
Speaker 2: Want to be surrounded by the Dean. Had to buy
Speaker 2: it so cheap.
Speaker 5: He made it so cheap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, if you told me that this dude was
Speaker 4: selling this plane to you the church, and he was
Speaker 4: selling it for like five K and it's a fucking
Speaker 4: worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, but like just to
Speaker 4: kind of make some out of it, and it was
Speaker 4: kind of a donation, but you still exchange some money.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm with you on that, some actual steel deal.
Speaker 4: If you look at the money that was spent on
Speaker 4: his fleet, none of it was a steel deal.
Speaker 5: Not one bit of it was a donation or anything
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: That's that's bought it from fucking Tyler Perry, who literally
Speaker 2: if you and you know, you look at Tyler Perry,
Speaker 2: isn't his dad like a pastor or a priest or
Speaker 2: something like that had a whole falling out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a reason why he's not allowed back in
Speaker 5: his daddy's church.
Speaker 2: So he's and then Kenneth Copeland wants to buy from him.
Speaker 4: Which the reason why is because he's been a known homosexual.
Speaker 4: For you, here's the whole Medea and cross dressing thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not just a stage performance. They've known about that
Speaker 4: with his family for years. That's why he's not lying.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean whatever with that.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, like I don't know, it's kind
Speaker 2: of strange. Beard Animals said felt. Uh, the temp was
Speaker 2: one of four. We had humidity of eighty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Golgia fuck yeah, I love that shit.
Speaker 3: White Boy Wizard had his hand up. Did you want
Speaker 3: to say something there?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was just gonna touch on that.
Speaker 9: Shit.
Speaker 8: No, I can't remember what point I was gonna make.
Speaker 8: Now you're talking about like the steer stone and all
Speaker 8: that stuff. Oh uh, So that's my theory. I mean,
Speaker 8: the Mormon Church is literally like, the only entity that's
Speaker 8: richer is the fucking Vatican. So my my theory being
Speaker 8: raised in it being you know, leaving and walking away
Speaker 8: and then doing what we do with you know, third
Speaker 8: I all the way open, digging into everything. At the
Speaker 8: same time in America, as Joseph Smith was doing all
Speaker 8: his shit, there was a huge anti Freemason push. They
Speaker 8: literally created their own freaking party.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm of the belief that the Church Vatican started to
Speaker 8: realize that they were losing power, and a lot of
Speaker 8: those people were Freemasons at that time. So how else
Speaker 8: would you make sure you didn't lose ground and you
Speaker 8: were still able to have money and influence and do
Speaker 8: all this shit, you make a new fucking religion and
Speaker 8: own it from the very beginning. So in my opinion,
Speaker 8: the people at the very top are the same people
Speaker 8: you know, the dark magic, the black nobility and all
Speaker 8: that shit. They owned the Mormon Church too, And you
Speaker 8: can't convince me otherwise.
Speaker 5: Oh, I believe it.
Speaker 3: It makes sense.
Speaker 4: Joseph Smith was a high level Freemason, and a lot
Speaker 4: of the secret practices of the Mormon Church and a
Speaker 4: lot of their rituals, and a lot of the way
Speaker 4: that their buildings are even built all tie into free
Speaker 4: Masonic temples. Like there's there's not even like you don't
Speaker 4: even have to look at in a certain perspective.
Speaker 5: It's literally a one to one translation for a.
Speaker 6: Lot, right, even their magic underwear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that magic underwear.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean like the Masons wear the lambskin apron
Speaker 4: over their Holy of Holies. It's like, wait a fucking minute,
Speaker 4: It's like you no, it's it is a one to
Speaker 4: one comparison.
Speaker 5: It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh wasn't didn't Heidi say something about how she had
Speaker 2: to get naked or in her underwear in front of
Speaker 2: her in front of her in laws or something like that.
Speaker 5: I think it was her stepdad.
Speaker 3: Fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Why is that a part of the religion?
Speaker 4: You know it shouldn't be it really No. That was
Speaker 4: for baptisms of the dead, right, which is a thing
Speaker 4: that they do.
Speaker 8: That was the final straw for me, was doing baptisms
Speaker 8: for the dead. I was like thirteen or fourteen standing
Speaker 8: in line and I was next, and I was like,
Speaker 8: holy shit, they're using my flesh to baptize this spirit
Speaker 8: because supposedly the guy that we believe in thinks that
Speaker 8: those fucking souls are more or less stuck in purgatory
Speaker 8: forever unless we do this. I'm like, that's not the
Speaker 8: fucking guy I believe in.
Speaker 5: I'm out, there's no way it's not. And that's the thing.
Speaker 4: You have to wear your garments, which is basically it's
Speaker 4: all white linen, a T shirt and shorts, and the
Speaker 4: girls get to wear a version of a brawl that
Speaker 4: is not very covering or comfortable from what I've been told,
Speaker 4: and you go into this massive, massive pool for lack
Speaker 4: of a better word, it's a baptismal font, but it's
Speaker 4: a pool, right, And then when you come out of that,
Speaker 4: you're wearing a white T shirt. So all these young girls,
Speaker 4: because every young Mormon has to go through these things.
Speaker 4: So like twelve thirteen, fourteen, sixteen year old girl is
Speaker 4: getting in and out basically coming out completely naked in
Speaker 4: front of everybody in their congregation.
Speaker 5: It's fucked up, full.
Speaker 2: On white te shirt contest for petos is what it
Speaker 2: sounds like? Yep, yep, But white boy wizard, you also
Speaker 2: said you have a regular garden and a walla penie
Speaker 2: more or less an underground greenhouse with a glass ceiling
Speaker 2: can go year round.
Speaker 5: Very good.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Grandpa and Grandpa dug that bitch out like twenty
Speaker 8: five years ago and we've been using it ever since.
Speaker 5: So I've never heard of this, but I love it, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 5: google it.
Speaker 8: I think it. I think it was more or less
Speaker 8: like a Native American type invention. But I don't know
Speaker 8: what kind of roof they used to use, because now
Speaker 8: you know it's glass, and wherever you know your latitude
Speaker 8: longitude is, you got to set it up right so
Speaker 8: you get the most sunlight east to west, and then
Speaker 8: however further you are from the equator, it's got to
Speaker 8: be you know, steeper angled glass or whatever. But yeah, dude,
Speaker 8: like on a day when it's forty five degrees and
Speaker 8: like you know, a little snow flurry, it's fucking sixty
Speaker 8: eight or seventy two down in that bitch.
Speaker 5: Fuck Yeah.
Speaker 4: And the name Walla Penie makes me think it was
Speaker 4: probably Native American too. I don't know that for a fact,
Speaker 4: but it checks out for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, uh, Idaho, the Grand Teeton is it tetons?
Speaker 5: That means something else in cage in French.
Speaker 4: I should I should mention that that that's a that's
Speaker 4: a term for titties in uh in Louisiana, showing them tetans.
Speaker 2: But anyway, moving on, Snake River Valley, some of the
Speaker 2: best soil in the country. How you think we grow
Speaker 2: them delicious taters?
Speaker 5: Bro heard that, heard that.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of the Tubers myself. I'm a big
Speaker 2: potato lover, so give me all that. That's why I
Speaker 2: like Jimmy John so much, because you see, like where
Speaker 2: they're getting all the potatoes from. How's it raided in
Speaker 2: the sack right there? Always reminded her, of course, of course,
Speaker 2: of course, moving on, do spirit animals said? I love
Speaker 2: how Jamie says copper like coppa.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: The people of Massachusetts like just don't recognize the letter are.
Speaker 4: Let's set the beginning of a word. It's insane, he said.
Speaker 2: I like getting drunk and fighting, uh with the rain room.
Speaker 2: Fighting in the rain room with the guys. I want some.
Speaker 2: I lost some, but I only ever been knocked out once.
Speaker 2: Fuck liver shots.
Speaker 4: I have never gotten into a fist fight in the
Speaker 4: rain room. The rain room is a giant shower room,
Speaker 4: by the way. Just everybody's clear, that's that's the thing.
Speaker 4: I've just never participated in myself.
Speaker 9: All I'm gonna say is expect there'd be a lot
Speaker 9: of blood.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we just always like and shy anyway, We just
Speaker 4: like would wake up in the middle of the night
Speaker 4: and turn all the showers on the hottest possible, get
Speaker 4: it steamed up in there. Then we'd be able to
Speaker 4: go smoke and like it wouldn't smell out or anything
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 5: That's pretty much all we did in the rain room.
Speaker 2: But sure, fighting in the shower sounds like a gay
Speaker 2: cry for help.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie not.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping they weren't naked, Sam, No.
Speaker 22: No, we were clothed. So we were just at least
Speaker 22: so we're going in boots and youtes. We would take
Speaker 22: the blouse off and everything, well you could. It was grapple.
Speaker 22: It's pretty much balls. You just don't break, don't break,
Speaker 22: and don't choke out. But chokeouts happened a lot. Oh,
Speaker 22: I've been choked.
Speaker 17: I've been I've never been choked out, but I've been
Speaker 17: uh quoting TKO or whatever.
Speaker 9: I got hit with liver shots a lot.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 10: The only time I got knocked out, I got hit
Speaker 10: and on my way down, I hit the h the
Speaker 10: wall and dude through as my head.
Speaker 9: Hit dude through an elbow and put his full weight
Speaker 9: into me. But there were as no weight fast as
Speaker 9: it was a tournament style.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been knocked unconscious, but I've absolutely been
Speaker 4: choked out for I.
Speaker 9: All I know is that I woke up the neck.
Speaker 9: I woke up in the morning. Uh in my IRAQ.
Speaker 9: Apparently when I went down, I kind of did. My
Speaker 9: body jerked a bit, So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, naked fighting in the shower, is that that's
Speaker 4: the next level?
Speaker 5: Fair enough?
Speaker 3: White Boyzard said, murder all the cows.
Speaker 5: I mean, I I love me some kalm. I do
Speaker 5: love beef.
Speaker 2: God is Love said, mineral water, real mineral real, mineral water.
Speaker 2: Celtic salt from ancient nutrition. When you heard a lot
Speaker 2: about Celtic salt, about how it's like some of the
Speaker 2: best salt.
Speaker 4: You can get, this is the first time I've ever
Speaker 4: heard of it. Now, I have heard of different types
Speaker 4: of salt from around the world. There's like volcanic salt
Speaker 4: in Himalayan salt. Looking he's got the pack right there. Yes, indeed,
Speaker 4: so I will now be looking into Celtic salt.
Speaker 5: I'm about that fucking name.
Speaker 3: White boy Wizard said, eat your cabs.
Speaker 20: Yeah, absolutely, friend, Jacob.
Speaker 3: What's that now, Celtic sea salt?
Speaker 5: Okay, I will absolutely look into this.
Speaker 2: Fuck Yeah, all right, God is Love, said old Tiffany
Speaker 2: wats or nuts.
Speaker 3: That's the bitch we were talking about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Jesus, that woman. There's a fucking psycho. You
Speaker 4: name your kid Aquaman and the other in Malibu, Barbie.
Speaker 4: If nothing else about you, that's enough for me to
Speaker 4: see every single conceivable red flag that you're gonna throw out.
Speaker 5: Holy fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh I lost my lost track.
Speaker 5: Heavy water.
Speaker 2: I'm not used to using.
Speaker 12: I appreciate getting roasted by everybody in here, just so
Speaker 12: everyone knows.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised there was an r and roasted there, to
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 4: With you, at the beginning of the word. They know
Speaker 4: what it does anywhere else in the word. It's just
Speaker 4: kind of a it's like a suggestion, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pterodactyl, you know, right.
Speaker 17: Can you say, uh, my cockys are in my cat
Speaker 17: in my khakis please, in that Bostonian accent.
Speaker 12: My khakis are in my cat. Oh, you son of
Speaker 12: a bitch, My khakis are my khaki's.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That's great because depending on inflection, he could have just
Speaker 4: said my khakis are in my khakis or my car keys,
Speaker 4: or in my car keys.
Speaker 5: We just don't be knowing. We just don't know.
Speaker 2: God is love, said dude. Coconut water from real coconuts
Speaker 2: is the best ship there is. God's water filter, Nature's Gatorade,
Speaker 2: fresh squeezed lime acts like a scrubber for your stomach.
Speaker 4: I agree. I understand the health benefits coconut water. It's
Speaker 4: fucking gross, though, I just don't fucks with coconut dude.
Speaker 4: I understand the people that love it so much, and
Speaker 4: it's like it is really healthy for you. I am
Speaker 4: not knocking it or shitting on anybody that gets down
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 5: I just I can't fucking stand it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I do like it on some German chocolate cake, though.
Speaker 5: That shit pisses me off.
Speaker 6: You used to have a really good coconut chocolate water,
Speaker 6: I mean, and.
Speaker 4: That's the whole concept of a German chocolate cake. Okay,
Speaker 4: out loud, we all heard that, right, German chocolate cake.
Speaker 4: Find me one fucking coconut tree in the entire country
Speaker 4: of Germany. How in the fuck did that become a thing?
Speaker 4: But sure, I know.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite cake of all time, right there, dude.
Speaker 9: It's meth infused cake. You said, German chocolate.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Obviously, it's like the fucking Panzer chocolate or whatever the
Speaker 4: fuck it was called, which was basically meth infused chocolate.
Speaker 4: But no, they just shred some coconut on top of
Speaker 4: a perfectly good chocolate cake, and it's it blows my
Speaker 4: mind if you were to say that that was a
Speaker 4: tropical chocolate cake.
Speaker 5: Okay, I get it, German.
Speaker 2: Dude, but yeah, so fucking good though, I mean, the
Speaker 2: whole same conversation. It is the same conversation with like
Speaker 2: Hawaiian pizza. It's like we made that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but pineapples come from Hawaii, so this at least
Speaker 4: can make sense in my mind. Coconuts are not indigenous
Speaker 4: to the entire continent of Europe, let alone the country
Speaker 4: of the cold, frigid German people.
Speaker 5: Anyway, moving on, it's it's a point of contention that
Speaker 5: has never made sense to me.
Speaker 2: I have seen the most disgraceful comment of the night.
Speaker 2: I'm about to say it. Penguin Spanker says, unpopular opinion
Speaker 2: bacon is fucking gross.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, that's that's disgraceful that that was just said.
Speaker 4: You perhaps you should try a better bacon, right, like
Speaker 4: not the Oscar Meyer shit. Like, dude, I recently just
Speaker 4: tried black forest bacon, bro game changer, applewood smoked black
Speaker 4: forest bacon.
Speaker 3: You know what, I even I still get down with
Speaker 3: turkey bacon. It's not as good, but I still like it.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 4: I just tried deer bacon when I went to that
Speaker 4: trip that I took, the fishing trip that I took
Speaker 4: to delete a bend. My uncle brought deer bacon for ut.
Speaker 4: Now it's not like, there's not a lot of fat
Speaker 4: on a deer, so it's not exactly traditional but basically hard.
Speaker 5: I agree, but there's not a lot of it on
Speaker 5: a deer.
Speaker 4: They're very lean animals, right, So the deer bacon in
Speaker 4: question was more or less just like really thin strips
Speaker 4: of like I want to call it just breakfast sausage
Speaker 4: because that's kind of a misnomer, but it was fucking incredible.
Speaker 4: So again, if you don't get down with bacon because
Speaker 4: you think it's gross, there's other types and probably better
Speaker 4: quality that you should try out. That's like saying steak
Speaker 4: is gross, Like are you sure doing it right? Because
Speaker 4: I don't think that that actually makes sense out loud.
Speaker 2: You know, white boy Wizards said, agreed, pork is fucking nasty.
Speaker 5: White boy Wizard for shame. I'm sorry too.
Speaker 8: I like my forest animals, not fucking pig raised eating
Speaker 8: shit and left over recycling and fucking whatever.
Speaker 5: Commercial Like if.
Speaker 8: You got your own pig and you raise pig, or
Speaker 8: if you get pig from the forest.
Speaker 5: I'm all in, dude, that's a four animal. Yeah. Yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I'm all in.
Speaker 17: I'm all in.
Speaker 8: I'm all in the ship. Yeah, the ship from the
Speaker 8: store fucking rex my goot.
Speaker 2: I hear that most ship from the store rex my gut,
Speaker 2: so I feel you on that. The Zomba of the
Speaker 2: Bee said, nah, I love bacon. Tony said, I like bacon,
Speaker 2: and I heard other cuts used to They used to
Speaker 2: be faty here before ractough pamine was introduced. Lean pork
Speaker 2: is not very tasty. That is why it's so cheap.
Speaker 2: Of course, the yolk Yid had to chime in, saying, uh,
Speaker 2: proud pork not eater.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, for religious reasons, I get it.
Speaker 2: Jewish and one hunt now the honey Badger said, we
Speaker 2: have been infiltrated by them boys in black.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, yeah, are proud Jewish correspondent, he's infiltrating us
Speaker 4: from Mussad. Obviously everybody thinks I'm the fucking plant. Everybody
Speaker 4: thinks that I'm the fed. Y'all got it wrong. Well,
Speaker 4: apparently we got plants among us. You never know I
Speaker 4: actually you actually never know.
Speaker 3: Could be your neighbor, could be your wife.
Speaker 5: Probably is That's why I have two axes. For all
Speaker 5: we know, you could be dude.
Speaker 4: We don't know that you know, so over here playing
Speaker 4: the role of being a super down to Earth.
Speaker 5: Bro that's all about his forest animals.
Speaker 4: How do we know that you're not fucking giving all
Speaker 4: of our intel back to Homeland Security or one of
Speaker 4: the other agencies and ship.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say he did make a good
Speaker 2: point in saying I'll take moose, elk and deer over
Speaker 2: pork every time. I would too every time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2: But I mean you don't. We don't have access to that,
Speaker 2: you know, spirit animal? Go ahead, sir, what twist?
Speaker 5: What if I was the spy?
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be the biggest shock out of every
Speaker 2: every single possibility.
Speaker 4: That's why you came to bro Grove. It was the
Speaker 4: fucking actually put trackers on us without.
Speaker 5: Us knowing what. Fuck y'all know.
Speaker 9: I love y'all.
Speaker 5: We love you, Sam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that rench knife was in some kind of tracking device.
Speaker 4: B See, I'm not that is this bitch got a
Speaker 4: fucking tracker welded on the inside, and I just don't
Speaker 4: know which.
Speaker 5: I mean if that's look just.
Speaker 10: Because I look like i'd be a comedy, don't make
Speaker 10: me a comedy, dog, I ain't.
Speaker 5: I'm smarter than that.
Speaker 4: I mean, to be honest, everything that happens in this
Speaker 4: studio is recorded and put out on the interweb with
Speaker 4: very little, if any editing.
Speaker 5: So I mean, it is what it is, man, but I.
Speaker 9: Kind of feel bad. I want to make you. I
Speaker 9: want to get Lellow ties and make a uh an.
Speaker 5: Axe for you. Now that would be dope.
Speaker 9: Yeah, such, I'm thinking small hatchet.
Speaker 10: But if I can get enough of them and accoutill
Speaker 10: hot enough, I can probably met them all the way down.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm down forge. Well, some ship Damascus steel
Speaker 5: it with railroad ties. That's dope. Where spikes that ties?
Speaker 5: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There was such a long people talking about bacon. All right,
Speaker 2: we're not going to read all of that. God has
Speaker 2: love said, I drink one every AM for years now.
Speaker 2: It works. Uh talking about the uh that's the uh
Speaker 2: the water and the salt and the limer lemon good things.
Speaker 5: Um.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, that was the coconut water.
Speaker 2: Ah, gotcha, Yeah, Jacob, did you want to pull up
Speaker 2: that that crystal article that zomb of the b.
Speaker 5: Posted up or you want to let me see?
Speaker 4: Oh oh and nineteen uh it is from pure Energy
Speaker 4: Crystals dot.
Speaker 2: Com say scientific research on it though.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you know what we can go ahead and
Speaker 4: do that. I'll share the screen. Let's let's get it
Speaker 4: popping man. Let's talk some some wildness about some tiny
Speaker 4: rocks and what they may or may not be doing
Speaker 4: for our bodies. How crystals interact with human magnetic energy.
Speaker 4: The intriguing relationship between crystals and human magnetic energy has
Speaker 4: been a topic of both scientific investigation and spiritual exploration.
Speaker 4: Crystals have long been believed to possess unique healing properties,
Speaker 4: and in recent years, various studies have sought to understand
Speaker 4: the science behind these claims, particularly how they interact with
Speaker 4: the human energy field, often referred to as the biofield
Speaker 4: or magnetic field the human magnetic field. The human body
Speaker 4: generates a magnetic field due to the movement of electricity
Speaker 4: charged particles in the heart, brain, and other organs. This
Speaker 4: magnetic field, known as the biofield, is believed to have
Speaker 4: significant effects on overall health and well being. For example,
Speaker 4: the heart generates the largest magnetic field in the human body,
Speaker 4: measurable by instruments like a magneto cardiographs okay dope. Similarly,
Speaker 4: the brain's electricity electrical activity produces a magnet netic field
Speaker 4: that can be detected by techniques like EEG, which is
Speaker 4: electro in philagraphy, electro electro in cephalography.
Speaker 5: Yeah, big words, lots of syllables.
Speaker 4: While the scientific community continues to explore the full extent
Speaker 4: of the human biofield's impact on health, many alternative medicine
Speaker 4: practitioners believe the crystals can influence this field.
Speaker 5: But what does science say about this interaction? All right?
Speaker 4: So now move into crystals and their properties. Crystals are
Speaker 4: solid materials with a highly ordered atomic structures, which gives
Speaker 4: them unique electrical, optical, and magnetic properties. These properties have
Speaker 4: been harnessed in technical or I'm sorry, in technologies such
Speaker 4: as semiconductors, sensors, and lasers. Crystals like quartz, amethysts and
Speaker 4: tormalite tourmaline are popular and alternative healing practices due to
Speaker 4: their purported ability to absorb, amplify, and emit energy, which
Speaker 4: is very true in industry. We use piezoelectric crystals to
Speaker 4: test low energy and low electrical devices and things. Before
Speaker 4: I read any further, God is love what you got?
Speaker 4: You're you're still mute at homie?
Speaker 6: Have you ever heard of Sabrina Wallace?
Speaker 18: Yes?
Speaker 2: I love listening to her dude, she is so full
Speaker 2: of knowledge.
Speaker 3: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: I would love to get her on the show. But
Speaker 2: I hear she's like extremely hard to get a hold of.
Speaker 6: That's what TRIPLEI says.
Speaker 23: Yeah, she talks about the human biofield all the time,
Speaker 23: and I mean she's appears to produce, you know, paperwork
Speaker 23: and published shit to back it up, but talking about
Speaker 23: how they use our human biofields as like I don't
Speaker 23: know Wi Fi or five antennas and all kinds of crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the IP addresses, that's what.
Speaker 2: That's where where I hear all of that shit from
Speaker 2: Jacob is whenever I talk about how we all have
Speaker 2: like hackable IP addresses and shit, I'm telling you you
Speaker 2: gotta you gotta go down a rabbit hole of Sabrina Wallace.
Speaker 2: It'll fucking blow the tits off your chest, sir.
Speaker 5: Fuck. Yeah, we need to get her on the show, man.
Speaker 5: There's gotta be some way to reach out and connect
Speaker 5: with her.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe, but yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 5: Dude. You want to keep reading.
Speaker 3: You don't have to.
Speaker 2: I think we get the point, but I it is
Speaker 2: pretty fascinating, well, at least in on the keynotes.
Speaker 5: Real quick.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to read in but uh, scientific research
Speaker 4: on crystal interaction with human energy, and some of the
Speaker 4: scientific research talks about magnetic fields in the human body,
Speaker 4: piazo electric effect of crystals, and the biofield energy, which
Speaker 4: is literally what I was just talking about, the piazo
Speaker 4: electric crystal healing and electromagnetic sensitivity.
Speaker 5: The role of crystals in energy medicine.
Speaker 4: Then it says exploring the biofield and crystal healing, there
Speaker 4: is clinical trials and case studies.
Speaker 5: Ooh, you know.
Speaker 4: What, Actually, I kind of want to read these last
Speaker 4: two paragraphs. I think that's awesome. Uh so talking about
Speaker 4: the clinical trials and case studies. While there have been
Speaker 4: limited formal clinical trials of the effects of crystals in
Speaker 4: balancing the human magnetic field, there are numerous anecdotal reports
Speaker 4: and small scale case studies that suggest potential benefits. For example,
Speaker 4: one study published in the Journal of Alternative Medicine in
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen found that individuals with chronic pain reported a
Speaker 4: reduction in symptoms after using crystal therapy through the mechanisms
Speaker 4: of action. I'm sorry, though the mechanic mechanisms of action
Speaker 4: were not clearly defined. In another study, researchers assessed the
Speaker 4: impact of amethyst crystals on individuals undergoing stress management therapy.
Speaker 4: Participants who incorporated amethysts into their daily routines reported a
Speaker 4: perceived increase in energy levels and emotional wellbeing, though scientific
Speaker 4: measures of biofield change were not included in the study.
Speaker 4: Now that's interesting, and then it goes into a fusion
Speaker 4: of science and spirituality.
Speaker 5: Very very interesting.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm I would love to do an episode to
Speaker 4: talk about this, and if you want to take lead
Speaker 4: on that episode, dope. If you want to get Sabrina
Speaker 4: or someone else who is seen as like an expert
Speaker 4: in that field to kind of speak on it, I'm
Speaker 4: down either way you can.
Speaker 5: Come up with.
Speaker 2: I think that'd be a fun one. White Wizard said.
Speaker 2: Debunking hater. Debunking slash hater are Jacob's pronouns.
Speaker 5: Debunker slash hater. Come on, now, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8: It was when you were talking about freaking the ship.
Speaker 3: He doesn't believe in anything.
Speaker 5: I believe it.
Speaker 8: When we were talking about the Meta Mysteries episode and
Speaker 8: she knew about the scar from seeing his picture of
Speaker 8: social media.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I thought she he was talking about Sean
Speaker 4: having a scar Shawn's tattoo. I was like, you mean
Speaker 4: the two that you have that are matching or like, No,
Speaker 4: but he was talking about his stepdad.
Speaker 5: That's next level ship. I don't have an explanation for this.
Speaker 5: I was just goofing.
Speaker 8: I got nothing but love for you, my fellow fit.
Speaker 2: Same brother, Hello, fed, I like it, I got his love,
Speaker 2: said Harvard degrees say elite social programming receipt or recipient rather.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's probably more truth to that. To
Speaker 4: be completely honest with you, White boy.
Speaker 2: Wizard said, Reptilians already run everything, stupid fucking lizards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so weird, weird thought process here.
Speaker 4: But like as they're talking about eating turtles and frog
Speaker 4: legs and things, yo, I've eaten snake. What y'all think
Speaker 4: a reptilian tastes like like if you were to actually
Speaker 4: kill it and eat it, like, I feel like it
Speaker 4: would be comparable to snake. And if that's true, I'm
Speaker 4: fucking down makes delicious right right? So I mean like,
Speaker 4: if you get a snake the size of a reptilian,
Speaker 4: I feel like that bitch would fry up pretty good.
Speaker 4: I don't know that for a fact, but I'd be
Speaker 4: willing to give it the old college try.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It just reminds me of the water boy. What part
Speaker 3: do you think I'm about to eat?
Speaker 2: Well, snakes don't really have pots, but I would if
Speaker 2: I had to pick one, I'd say his knee, which
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 4: Their entire body is one big joint. It's one long
Speaker 4: rib cage.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 4: And so really, if you're unless you're gonna go through
Speaker 4: the process of getting all of the meat from individual
Speaker 4: ribs and shit, you're essentially eating the two long backstraps
Speaker 4: that go down either side of the spine, which is
Speaker 4: why you're not going to do it. Unless it's like
Speaker 4: a decent sized snake, it's not worth the effort. But like,
Speaker 4: I'd be very curious to know what anacona tastes like.
Speaker 4: And in that same breath, i'd be curious to know
Speaker 4: what reptilian tastes like. I feel like it'd be delicious.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe pickle. You ever taste that a reptilian?
Speaker 9: Sir?
Speaker 6: Oh Jesus, I mean I'll eat whatever, like, I don't care.
Speaker 12: I go on a subway that shit. I eat yoga
Speaker 12: mats Oh that's a good conspiracy. Just oh yeah, it's
Speaker 12: it's like quite close to the compound composition of a.
Speaker 6: Of a yoga matt for when you eat a subway bread.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I can believe it, Jean.
Speaker 12: But yeah, in fact, Peter's maybe fucking know how I
Speaker 12: feel about them, Jimmy angry about them. No, So when
Speaker 12: you guys was talking about the crystals, right, I think
Speaker 12: that has something to do with the fucking So.
Speaker 6: You know, the largest organ in the human body is
Speaker 6: the skin.
Speaker 12: Yes, you absorb whatever you hold it. How it makes
Speaker 12: you feel is erroneous in all accounts. It's being absorbed
Speaker 12: into your skins. In my opinion, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 12: like I said, this is all bro science.
Speaker 5: No, I mean that's that stands to reason. That's not
Speaker 5: a crazy line of thinking by any means.
Speaker 12: So, like when you're holding a certain stone, Jonathan, Like
Speaker 12: you holding these stones, and how does it.
Speaker 6: Make you feel?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: This makes me feel this way you're holding it?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I mean it, it makes sense. It's just
Speaker 2: wild that it that it actually does make does that?
Speaker 12: You know, like you take a shitload of magnesium, you're
Speaker 12: gonna sleep fucking real good.
Speaker 3: And ship my pants.
Speaker 4: But it's not any crazier than the rife machine working
Speaker 4: like real shit sound waves healing your body. That sounds crazy,
Speaker 4: except that it works. So to say that a rock
Speaker 4: is putting off some kind of an electromagnetic frequency in
Speaker 4: and of itself that is helping your magnetic field when
Speaker 4: your body, that's not even the craziest thing.
Speaker 5: Dog.
Speaker 12: They found rocks in the Pacific Ocean that are releasing oxygen.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 6: You know about the deep stone uh theory or whatever.
Speaker 6: It's fucking fucking shit.
Speaker 5: I've not heard of this, but I will look into
Speaker 5: it now. Fuck.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 12: So this these rocks and they take millions of years
Speaker 12: to grow, but they they release oxygen on the deep
Speaker 12: level in the Pacific Ocean, or one of the deepest
Speaker 12: levels in the Pacific Ocean. Wow, okay, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 12: there's like these rocks they're chemically charged by whatever, however
Speaker 12: they release oxygen and they actually produce oxygen.
Speaker 5: Okay, so let me get a little.
Speaker 2: Scientific with you. Oh, I've pulled it up too for
Speaker 2: it up. So what are these oxygen producing rocks? They
Speaker 2: are u it says. These are potato sized polymetallic nodules
Speaker 2: rich in metals like manganese, nickel, cobalt, and copper scattered
Speaker 2: across the abyssal seafloor in areas such as the Clarion
Speaker 2: Clipperton Zone, Central Pacific at depths around thirteen thousand feet.
Speaker 2: How do they produce? Oxygen and sealed benthic chamber experiments
Speaker 2: placed on the ocean floor, researchers observed that oxygen levels
Speaker 2: increased over forty eight hours despite total darkness and absent
Speaker 2: absence of photosynthesis photosynthetic organisms. Lab investigations linked to this
Speaker 2: electrochemical reactions. The nodules act like natural geo batteries, generating
Speaker 2: a small electric voltage of one volt that splits water
Speaker 2: via electrolysist uh, producing hydrogen and oxygen. How about that?
Speaker 3: Wow, everything, I don't lie.
Speaker 6: I'll talk some bullshit, but I don't lie, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean?
Speaker 5: That's fucking crazy. I've never heard of.
Speaker 13: This, so.
Speaker 6: It could be the same.
Speaker 12: Chemical compounds are not same, but it could be a
Speaker 12: similar concept when a certain stone is interacting with your body.
Speaker 12: I'm not into that apidp shit. I just I don't
Speaker 12: get into it. It's not me like crisis king, like
Speaker 12: forever for me, for me, and then furthers you might disagree.
Speaker 12: That's fine. I'm not gonna hand fight with you, and
Speaker 12: that's good for you. For me, Christ is King, I
Speaker 12: would rock in my hand. There's gonna be something weird
Speaker 12: if it makes me feel a certain type of way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also don't believe that using rocks or anything that
Speaker 4: comes from nature to the betterment of mankind inherently goes
Speaker 4: against Christ or God. I should mention that as well,
Speaker 4: Like he made the crystals, why why wouldn't we want
Speaker 4: to use these things.
Speaker 5: I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: And the vest, the vest play with all the crystals
Speaker 2: on it, right.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're talking about the golden chest plate that the
Speaker 4: high priest would wear when you go into the Holy
Speaker 4: of Holies. Yeah, different crystals on there. It wasn't crystals,
Speaker 4: it was or whatever it was. Yeah, I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 4: It was, for lack of better words, gemstones something like that,
Speaker 4: and each one inherently Yeah. And then they haled it
Speaker 4: up to a light spectrum. And it's pretty crazy. Only
Speaker 4: the twelve that were mentioned. When you put them through
Speaker 4: white light at one angle and another, they basically make
Speaker 4: like beyond a rainbow of colors in the light spectrum.
Speaker 5: It's insane. We talked about that on an episode a
Speaker 5: while back.
Speaker 12: Actually, you know, it's well, what's crazy about it is
Speaker 12: like people will deny the healing properties of being in nature.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, that ship is healing to the soul most people.
Speaker 12: And this is so there's two things that I think
Speaker 12: destroyed humanity. One air conditioning. Yeah, I really, I fucking
Speaker 12: like I just leave with my my doors open, my
Speaker 12: windows open. That's how I am.
Speaker 6: Two is not touching grass enough?
Speaker 2: Agree, like most people just like what you're footing a dog?
Speaker 13: Shit?
Speaker 6: What kids like?
Speaker 12: Wash it afterwards for sure, But like you know what
Speaker 12: I mean, like, what's like touch nature?
Speaker 6: And I feel like most people don't do that.
Speaker 12: And I think, like we're so removed and so like
Speaker 12: you don't want to eat a turtle? That makes sense
Speaker 12: you you you've domesticated them, now you have an emotional attachment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the same reason we don't eat dogs.
Speaker 12: We don't eat cats because we've domesticated them.
Speaker 6: We think they're all our friends.
Speaker 5: We're not.
Speaker 6: They're not. Just so you know, I'm sorry, what was that, brother?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 5: I thought you were done?
Speaker 8: Are saying most of the grass that we do even
Speaker 8: touch is like toxic to other plants, like the grass
Speaker 8: in your green in your front law that ain't that
Speaker 8: ain't good for your grass?
Speaker 6: No, no, it's terrible.
Speaker 12: It's terrible, like when you put these toxins that we
Speaker 12: put in things, like most people don't understand. Like so
Speaker 12: my girl right now is dealing with fleas for her cat,
Speaker 12: and I might just sprayer with lavender. She's like, no,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna give her this medication. I'm like, lavenda is
Speaker 12: gonna work better than medication. Just so you know, there
Speaker 12: are certain things that repel certain invasive species and you
Speaker 12: have to do. You have to fight nature with nature.
Speaker 12: You can't use chemicals.
Speaker 4: There's the same like mosquito problem in Louisiana. That is
Speaker 4: it's our state bird. I know, they say it's the
Speaker 4: brown pelican. It's the fucking mosquito, right, and they are
Speaker 4: the size of fucking brown pelicans.
Speaker 5: I should mention that as well.
Speaker 4: But there's like twelve different plant species that you could
Speaker 4: plant around your house.
Speaker 5: One of them is like lemon grass.
Speaker 4: It's nothing crazy that you couldn't find that if you
Speaker 4: plant them in your garden and just like have a
Speaker 4: potted plant by your front door. Little stuff like that
Speaker 4: can drastically reduce I'm not gonna say it gets rid
Speaker 4: of them, drastically reduce the amount of mosquitos that you'll
Speaker 4: see on your property.
Speaker 2: Mary helps with that, actually, right, Just a lot.
Speaker 12: Of things like so in Germany they don't do none
Speaker 12: of that shit. I spent a couple of years over there,
Speaker 12: and one of the things that they said was, like
Speaker 12: the mosquitos in America, specifically in what E like, they
Speaker 12: humped when they come at you. They humped. No, you
Speaker 12: didn't have that overseas. You had these skites that were
Speaker 12: like the size of a fucking thumbnail.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, and and just to back it up real quick,
Speaker 2: the twelves, it's the twelve stones on the high priest breastplate.
Speaker 2: Just to clarify, you would have a red Cornelian. It's
Speaker 2: a crystal topaz. I think it's also a crystal emeralds, emerald,
Speaker 2: you know, call that whatever you will. Sapphire, diamond, agate, amethyst, barrel, ONYX,
Speaker 2: and jasper.
Speaker 3: Most of those are crystals.
Speaker 5: Wait, I didn't think diamond was on the breastplate.
Speaker 3: That's what this says.
Speaker 2: This is from Exodus chapter twenty eight, verses seventeen through
Speaker 2: twenty where it lists them. So twenty chapter twenty eight,
Speaker 2: verses seventeen through twenty.
Speaker 4: Let us check it out here because I remember the
Speaker 4: guy who was talking about it in the video that
Speaker 4: we pulled up. He even brought up the diamond didn't
Speaker 4: work in that way or if it was like ruby
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 5: Let's see.
Speaker 4: Carnelian crystal, chrystallite and beryl. Second row should be turquoise, Lapis,
Speaker 4: lazul and emerald. Third row shall be jason, agot and amethyst.
Speaker 4: Fourth row should be topaz onyx and jasper. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: dont knows is chrysolite chrysolite?
Speaker 5: Is that what you said is diamond?
Speaker 2: See, I don't know. I didn't get that one on
Speaker 2: this list.
Speaker 4: I pulled it up from Bible Gateway, so I'm reading
Speaker 4: the direct quote from what version? Is this supposed to
Speaker 4: be new International version? So I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 4: but yeah, it's it's it's pretty pretty interesting, dude. And
Speaker 4: that's why I said I don't I don't know if
Speaker 4: it was Jim's stones or whatever, but it's not It's
Speaker 4: not stuff that you would see in like a royal
Speaker 4: crown somewhere, But these are not They're not like invaluable
Speaker 4: or unvaluable, I should say, rocks. They are things that, yeah,
Speaker 4: you see jewelry made out of and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I was about to say why they could be different
Speaker 2: from the list that I read compared to their list
Speaker 2: that you read. It says that this list is from
Speaker 2: the Maserratic Masoretic text, but the Septuagint and the Vulgates
Speaker 2: have some different identifications.
Speaker 5: Fair so fair on those.
Speaker 4: Actually, I would probably go with the whatever the tous
Speaker 4: says the true original Hebrew to it all because I'm
Speaker 4: sure again, like we talked about in the episode earlier today,
Speaker 4: as a matter of fact, some things probably get changed
Speaker 4: in translition.
Speaker 5: Things stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it's it's weird. Spirit animals said, if
Speaker 2: I was a betting man, Thailand gonna fuck up Cambodia.
Speaker 2: On side note, we can we can bring back the
Speaker 2: flamethrower the I it was earlier today.
Speaker 3: That wasn't there called like there was a ceasefire called
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 4: I don't know less I heard they were firing rockets
Speaker 4: at each other. I hope they called for a ceasefire.
Speaker 4: I feel like they just disclayed it. Ah, then maybe
Speaker 4: it wasn't happening. Then he's been trying to call for
Speaker 4: ceasefires in a couple of other places.
Speaker 5: And that shit ain't worked. So like, who knows.
Speaker 4: But yes, to your point, Sam, I believe Thailand will
Speaker 4: probably fuck up Cambodia just looking at their military prowess alone.
Speaker 4: That's that's gonna be a fucking It's gonna be an
Speaker 4: ass raping.
Speaker 5: Let's be real.
Speaker 2: But spirit animals said, look up the island that Stalin
Speaker 2: sent prisoners to. They had to resort to cannibalism.
Speaker 4: There was a few gulags that had to resort to cannibalism,
Speaker 4: and there was a few places where like he tried,
Speaker 4: he tried taking prisoners and other people in like recolonizing
Speaker 4: the far western side of Russia what we would now
Speaker 4: call Siberia, and he like forced them to make these
Speaker 4: camps as a way to force them to populate the
Speaker 4: entire country. A lot of these places, the logistics of it,
Speaker 4: they couldn't get food from point A to point B.
Speaker 4: I mean, hell, that's that's the number one issue that
Speaker 4: communism runs into, is you know, food and shit. So yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of those places ended up having to cannibalize
Speaker 4: they're dead.
Speaker 5: It was it got ugly really quickly.
Speaker 4: Russia's never been one to shy away from uh let's
Speaker 4: call it trimming the fat.
Speaker 17: Yeah, no, are the the accounts of like people who
Speaker 17: were there like pushing accounts. It wouldn't they It started
Speaker 17: out cannibalizing the dead, then it just went on to
Speaker 17: full on murder to eat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty much who's gonna put up the
Speaker 4: less amount of a fight for us to eat.
Speaker 5: Tonight kind of thing.
Speaker 17: Yeah, there was a chick that woke up like she
Speaker 17: was asleep. She woke up to them cutting her her
Speaker 17: bottom of.
Speaker 10: Her legs off like thet the calves.
Speaker 9: Oh, she ended up.
Speaker 10: If I believe I'm calling all this fum of mister
Speaker 10: Balin video. If I remember correctly, I think she did
Speaker 10: end up having to get her legs amputated.
Speaker 5: So yeah, shout out to mister Balin.
Speaker 4: Another guy that just doesn't fucking miss I thought it
Speaker 4: was Balin.
Speaker 5: No Balin.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's also put a couple of his episodes on
Speaker 2: our show before, remember that we do. I know we've
Speaker 2: had his like as as a sponsorship thing. We've had
Speaker 2: a couple of his episodes Come on the Cold Oh oh.
Speaker 4: Shit, Yeah, that's badass. I absolutely love his content. Never
Speaker 4: mind the fact that he was a fucking Special Forces guy.
Speaker 5: The dude is is incredible.
Speaker 3: White boy wizard. You had your hand up over there, sir,
Speaker 3: what did do well?
Speaker 8: I was just gonna say it didn't have to happen
Speaker 8: in a gulag or on some other island during the
Speaker 8: who lot of more, when the Bolsheviks were starving sixty
Speaker 8: million Christians to death. I've seen a couple of different,
Speaker 8: you know, little clips from documentaries where people were talking
Speaker 8: about that, like we started with the youngest in order
Speaker 8: to feed the rest of us and worked our way
Speaker 8: up through the family. It's just the most heartbreaking shit, Like,
Speaker 8: you know, they drove people to be denied from heaven
Speaker 8: by turning to cannibalism and shit, it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's another one of those, uh, those sections of Russian
Speaker 4: history that people really don't want to talk about.
Speaker 5: The whole lot of war.
Speaker 4: For anybody who doesn't know, is the Ukrainian famine that
Speaker 4: took place from nineteen thirty two to nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 4: The Soviets essentially starved out the Ukrainians to starve out
Speaker 4: the Ukrainians. It wasn't to better anybody. It was just because, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, but that's that's supposed to be Russia. But
Speaker 4: then why would you start, Yeah, it's it's messy, It's
Speaker 4: really messy.
Speaker 5: It's it's yeah.
Speaker 2: God his love said Joel Ostein did write many best
Speaker 2: selling books, might have just made a little money off
Speaker 2: of those, just saying.
Speaker 5: I got it issue with that as well. Most Christian
Speaker 5: book authors I got an issue with if you read.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying that every single Christian author is a
Speaker 5: piece of shit. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4: What I am saying is that if you are going
Speaker 4: to give a book that's basically chicken soup for the
Speaker 4: soul and then throw a couple of verses in it
Speaker 4: here and there, and then try to turn a prophet
Speaker 4: off of the Word of God, how fucking dare you?
Speaker 5: That's all I'm gonna say on that.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: Spirit animals said, I'd rather lick a cheese grater than
Speaker 2: eat turkey, bacon, turkey bacans.
Speaker 3: It's not bad.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you got nothing else, I'm not saying
Speaker 4: it's trash, But like if I have cheaper. If I
Speaker 4: have regular bacon as opposed to turkey bacon, then like.
Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, it's not even close, but it's not bad.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, sometimes you want some I don't know, ham,
Speaker 2: and sometimes all you have is spam.
Speaker 5: You know, spam is still.
Speaker 2: Ham, brother, sometimes turkey sucks.
Speaker 5: Wait real quick, you understand that spam is still poor.
Speaker 2: Great, yeah, but it's like super yeah, pumped full of shit.
Speaker 5: Thank you for reminding me of that.
Speaker 4: My kids told me they have never tasted spam, and
Speaker 4: there's a reason for that. But I actually went and
Speaker 4: bought a couple of cans of it. I'm gonna fry
Speaker 4: that up and have a spam breakfast tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: I mean it tastes great, but like you said, it's
Speaker 4: pump full of horrible shit. But like, my kids have
Speaker 4: never had it, and I'm like, you know what, it's
Speaker 4: really easy. I could just fry you up a couple
Speaker 4: of slices of that with breakfast one of these days,
Speaker 4: like you should. I'm like, you know what, fuck yeah,
Speaker 4: I am so I forgot that I even had that
Speaker 4: in the pantry.
Speaker 5: I'm doing that tomorrow morning.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: Spirit Animals said, before you smoke, eat a mango and
Speaker 2: drink mango juice, then roll three blunts and wait till
Speaker 2: you get done rolling.
Speaker 3: Then smoke. You will have.
Speaker 2: A ricket biscuit to your so you're high and maybe
Speaker 2: experience my true realms Spirit Animal Herbology, Chapter forty one,
Speaker 2: verse ten.
Speaker 4: So well he said, wait until you wait to smoke
Speaker 4: until after you're done rolling.
Speaker 5: It's like I would hope so Sam, but.
Speaker 9: You got about the time you're going to three.
Speaker 17: Sometimes you just put one in you lighted forget there's
Speaker 17: that one, so you all another one to make up
Speaker 17: for that one, and you turn that you have four,
Speaker 17: which footy tons into six, because then you got up
Speaker 17: the world two votes blunts.
Speaker 9: It's stone and math doll.
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