Speaker 1: So I want to be clear about something. The Donald
Trump of today, it's not the Trump that I once knew.
Now I'm not going and I'm not saying that the
old Trump was this great guy, easy go, easygoing guy. No, no, no.
But the Donald Trump who tries to give this one
hour long stand up routine, he is a completely different
person than what I recognized. Now. This morning, Trump gave
a speech at the House GOP member retreat, and it
was my opinion and abomination. From jokes about I don't
know deceased presidence to joking about running for a third term,
This Trump is a new person altogether, and I can't
even comprehend it any longer what he is capable of doing.
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So let's get into Trump's unhind speech, right, That's what
we do here. He started by talking about Maduro, So
now we finally learned the real reason that Trump had
him arrested.
Speaker 2: Play the clip ears and he's a violent guy. He
gets up there and he tries to imitate my dance
a little bit. But he's a violent guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So is it because he's violent? Is it because
it was the fentanyl which now they finally learned that's
not fentanyl. Fentanyl comes from China. That maybe now it's cocaine.
But maybe it's about he's imitating you and you don't
like it. Saturday Night Live cast Watch Out you could
be next. Meanwhile, he continued to talk about the dance,
claiming that Milania hates when he dances. He also, of course,
mentioned FDR dancing. Spoiler alert. FDR was in a week
chair play the clip.
Speaker 2: She said, you know, she's a very classy person, right,
She said, it's so unpresidential. He said, but I did
become president, somebody she hates when I dance. I said,
everybody wants to a dance, Darling, it's not presidential. She
actually said, could you imagine FDR dancing? She said that
to me, and I said, there's a long history that
perhaps she doesn't know. Because he was an elegant fellow,
even as a Democrat, right, he was the attack by Japan.
You know, he was quite elegant. But he wouldn't be
doing this, but nor would too many others. But she said, Darling, please,
the weightlifting is terrible. And I have to say this.
The dancing they really like, she said, they don't like it.
They're just being nice to you. I said, that's not right.
The place goes crazy. They're screaming, dance please, But the weightlifting.
But no. The girl gets up.
Speaker 1: And you see, I mean again, you would think that
you're at the comedy cafe or something. I mean, this
is a bad routine. And again FDR wasn't dancing, was
in a wheelchair. Something goes on and he speaks about
Democrats and maybe even canceling elections.
Speaker 2: Played the clip we had the worst president, did the
worst job, they had the worst policy, and we have
to even run against these people. Now, I won't say
cancel the election. They should cancel the election, because the
fake news will say he wants the elections canceled. He's
a dictator. The always called me a dictator. Nobody's worse
than Obama.
Speaker 1: Wait, why now to Obama get Joe Biden's name? Let
me be clear, all right, he is looking for a
reason to either delay or to cancel elections. He does
not want to give up this gig. He's actually even
equally concerned about what's going to happen post the midterm elections,
when it is now a ninety percent probability that Democrats
will retake the House and a fifty percent probability that
they retake the Senate as well. Trump of course continues,
and he jokes about running for a third term. By
the way, he's not joking. And you know how you
know he's not joking. They already have merchandise that they're
selling out of. Believe it or not, the Oval Office
play the clip.
Speaker 2: I could have the most unbelievable four years, and I
guess that I'm not allowed to run. I'm not sure.
Is there a little something out there that I'm not
allowed to run. But let's assume I was allowed to run.
I could have there's going to be a constitutional movement. No,
I could have the most unbelievable four years. Everything was great,
but in the last week I made a little slip
up in something and you lose the election. It's like,
so we have we can't let them forget that we
did such a great job on the border.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, it's actually the voters and that
little thing that you're talking about. It's called the Constitution
of the United States. If you don't have one of these,
I'm happy to send your mind. He then, of course
goes right back to the things that he always talks about,
cognitive tests and how everyone should be required to take them.
Play the clip.
Speaker 2: We should give everybody like these competency tests, right the
cognitive they call it cognitive. You know, I'm the only
president that went for cognitives. I think every president and
vice president should be forced to take cognitive exams, mental tests,
like are they intelligent? Wouldn't it be nice? Do you
think Walls could pass a cognitive test? As an example,
do you think Kamala could. I don't think Gavin could.
He's got a good line of crap, but other than that,
he couldn't pass. I mean, he's a guy. I didn't
want to have water coming down from the Pacific Northwest.
Why you know, they have a little tiny fish to speak,
it's a little tiny fish not doing well, you know what,
no water descending water too much, it's killing the fish.
So if they cut it off and then they have
twenty five thousand houses burned down, they don't know why,
No I think I believe in it. I'm the only
one that took a cognitive test. I do matter. It's
the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, first of all, cognitive test is not an intelligence tests.
I mean, it's so silly. It's almost as ridiculous as
his description of an MRI. When I turn around and
I said, wait, the way he's describing the exam and
the length of the exam doesn't sound like an MRI
to me, sounds like a CT scan. And I'm not
saying it because I'm a medical doctor. I'm saying it
because I've actually had both MRIs and CT scans, and
I know what I sat in. Meanwhile, something goes on
and he does the ramble and he rambles about how
active he is and explained, for whatever reason why he
doesn't talk about it more play that clip.
Speaker 2: But in a landslide. You know what that means. The
press has no credibility, That's all it means. And we
got to keep it that way. So I don't talk
too much about the swimming, the weightlifting, the boxing. I
don't talk about it. You know why I want to
start bringing it up about a week before the election,
because I don't want them to correct themselves. I don't
want them to say, you know, we've decided that we
don't want to have men playing in women's sports. That'd
be a devastating blow for us, because that's you know,
they said, it's eighty twenty nine. It's about a ninety
eight to two issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me be crystal clear about something. The three
things that he mentioned are three things that Donald Trump
has never ever done. He doesn't swim, he doesn't box
that I can show, and he doesn't believe in weightlifting.
But it's funny that he said it. So, yeah, wait
till a week before make the claim, and then what
are you gonna do? Put yourself on an AI generated
rocky sort of scenario fighting and beating up Apollo Creed.
Trump then, of course brought up the weaf. He loves
the weaf. He should weave, by the way, the Epstein
falls into this insane rant.
Speaker 2: Play that clip purity. So let me just finish up,
because you know, I weir. I love to weave. If
you ever weave and don't come back to the point,
then that's a problem. Then you say, but when you
weave and you go here and boom boom boom, always
coming back, then you're in good shape.
Speaker 1: But what you do have to admit he really does
have a presence. It's almost funny. It would actually be
hysterical if in fact this was a comedic routine and
not something coming out of the mouth of the President
of the United States that he really does believe something
goes on and claims that he doesn't need to make
any more money personally. Of course, play the clip.
Speaker 2: But eighteen trillion dollars car plants being built. I was
in Japan. Somebody admonished me, she shouldn't be traveling. I
don't like to travel. I don't like to travel, but
when I travel, I make a lot of money for
the country, not for me. For me, I don't make
I don't care to. I have a much higher purpose.
I have plenty of money. I don't need money. I
don't want money. I want to make money for the country.
And like I did with him.
Speaker 1: Tell okay, let me be crystal clear, and I want
each and every one of you to google the following.
Forbes just announced that since Trump became it's a Forbes
article that since Trump became President of the United States
in twenty twenty five, during the fiscal year of twenty
twenty five that Donald Trump moved up one hundred and
fifteen spots on the Forbes five hundred Richest Americans list.
I don't see that as a benefit to America as
much as I see it as a benefit to Trump family. Meanwhile,
it seems that someone finally taught Trump some basic myth.
Maybe he watched one of my Michael Cohen shows when
I went ahead and I did my whole rant, or
maybe they're reading my substacks when I actually laid it out.
Fifth grade mathematics on healthcare prices, when you say three
thousand percent, what that actually means, Because someone actually must
have taught Trump this basic math regarding these drug prices.
Play that clip.
Speaker 2: From ten to twenty or thirty, and ours would go
from thirteen dollars down to meaning one hundred and thirty
dollars down to twenty or thirty. So it's a huge
drop for us now wending. Depending on the way you calculated,
it could be thousands of percent down. It could also
be ninety percent and eighty percent. You know, there's two
ways of calculate. I don't know if you know. They
said Donald Trump exaggerly. Now there are two ways of
calculating it, but calculated at eighty ninety percent, But the
other way is more accurate, like nine hundred percent, because
that's what it really is.
Speaker 1: No, once again he doesn't and he is incapable of
acknowledging error. Okay, you made a mistake. By the way,
Lutnik says the same stupid shit. And as many times
as I tried to say, fifth grade mathematics, you can
never have great than one hundred percent because one hundred
percent of one hundred is zero. He also very slyly
mentioned all in on Venezuela play that clip.
Speaker 2: By the fourteen companies. I'm meeting with them, all I'm
also meeting with oil companies. Let's go. You know, you
know what that's about. We've got a lot of oil
to drill, which is going to bring down oil prices
even further.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is what's really about. It's about the oil,
About the three hundred billion barrels of sludge. It's the
dirtiest of the oils. But there are three American companies
that actually are capable of making into useful petroleum, whether
it's petroleum products or gasoline. It's three hundred billion. Trump then,
of course addressed the House GOP members, explaining to each
of them why he is so much small, harder than them.
So it's nice you have a guy standing on the
stage telling you how smart he is in comparison to you.
Play the clip.
Speaker 2: But they say that when you win the presidency, you
lose the mid time. So you're all brilliant people. Most
of you're in this business wronger than me. That makes
me smarter than you, because look where I am right, No,
it doesn't. But I wish you could explain to me
what the hell's going on with the mind of the public,
because we have the right policy. They don't. They have
horrible policy. They do stick together. They're violent, they're vicious,
you know, they're vicious people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, deflection distraction as he continues to brag, saying that
no one has ever suffered like he does. Play the clip.
Speaker 2: Nobody ever had a suffer like I did. Nobody ever
did that to anybody. You know, there was an expression
Andrew Jackson was the most abused president in the history
of the United States. You know who second was this
before me? You know who second was Abraham Lincoln. But
he had a Civil war, so we have to give
him a piss. But Andrew Jackson was treated horribly. He
was a great general and a good president. So bad
that his wife died. I mean his wife died. They
were horrible. But I just saw a report came out
the other day. I blow them away. I blow he
never got impeached twice. I got impeached twice or nothing
on a perfect phone call. I remember, perfect phone call.
Speaker 1: No, no, you asked somebody to find you eleven two
hundred and eighty votes so that you could actually win
the state. It's not a perfect phone call. And finally,
to put an end to this nonsense, Trump claimed that
the press has no credibility and they shouldn't ever work
to get it back. Play the clip.
Speaker 2: It's not even conservative, it's common, says, but the press
has no credibility whatsoever. Think of it. I got ninety
seven percent bad stories on one network, ninety three percent
on the other, and I want in a landslide. You
know what that means. The press has no credibility, That's
all it means. And we got to keep it that way.
So I don't talk too much.
Speaker 1: About Yeah, again, I'm not going to argue with him.
Press lazy, inaccurate, always trying to be first out, regardless
of the fact that they you know, they don't do
their own they don't do a scintilla of fact checking
on anything. And that's because of the flood the chaos
that this guy throws out at us each and every morning,
that the time you wake up, you're already over your skis.
And that's why we have to put a stop to this.
And that's why in three hundre days from now, when
those midterms come around, we're all going to continue, as
he said, to be bad people, to be vicious. That's right,
We're gonna be vicious at the ballot box and we're
gonna we're gonna teach them all what it means to
abide by the Constitution and the rule of law. And
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