Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to the June twenty twenty six
monthly wrap up. Sorry, I was taking a nice sip
out of my Supergirl Cup. I'm sorry. I'm not showing
the logo. That's what you guys want to see. You
want to see the logo there. Uh yeah, it's pretty cool, Cup.
I'm just gonna take a lot about it. M that's
good stuff. And joining me as always is Joey.
Speaker 2: Oh what's happening? Let's do this, baby, it's a heat wave.
We're about to get hot in here tonight.
Speaker 1: Tone it is so hot, it's ridiculously high. And of course,
as always as well, we have Gilt Mike, the bearded
l All. What what the the came falls?
Speaker 3: You know, the fucking technical difficulties. Something's always going wrong?
Speaker 1: Man, what happened? Gil?
Speaker 4: What a blessing?
Speaker 1: Gil? Could it? Join us?
Speaker 4: But after I feel like six months.
Speaker 1: Been being like I'm gonna be watching all the movies
and then not showing up.
Speaker 2: I think the movies you watched, Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think it was around then. And for our first movie
we have a special guest tonight. Hello, Kevin, Hey, Hello, Yes,
we we were we were doing he man, I was like,
you know what, we have a spot open, why not
get my good friend? Which I should have already had
this planned. I don't know why I didn't think about
it earlier. I was like, you know what, Oh there
we go, Yeah got the popcorn bucket? Oh yeah, did
By the way, did Mike's Cabridge?
Speaker 2: I thought you took him off.
Speaker 4: Mike's Cabridge has died, so anyway that.
Speaker 5: Is I yo, yeah, comes off, I'm back, he's back.
Speaker 1: When I went to Regover Supergirl, they have the one
that's like the staircase and I'm like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: How is this? Where does the popcorn go?
Speaker 2: Some of them the stairs?
Speaker 1: By the way, I think we have enough popcorn buckets.
We could probably do a popcorn buckets episode.
Speaker 2: What is the worst popcorn bucket? That's that's a yeah idea.
Speaker 1: Uh but yeah, we're talking about a lot of a
lot of I was gonna say, great, we're talking about
movies tonight. But I just want to let everyone know
all Uncle Tony needs a new PC.
Speaker 4: So can you please consider.
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Speaker 4: Now, I know what you're saying. Was it in only
twelve episodes?
Speaker 1: Why is it taking almost two years to finish this
mini series? And that's because the play TV show is
really bad. It's really bad, and we really don't enjoy
doing it. But we're almost done. We're almost done. Also,
we did a mail bag. I had Captain Boomy's on
for her first mail bag. We got a lot of
fun stuff. Of course, aj Whizzle sent me another copy
of The Craft Legacy, this time with a poster and
a prop from the movie Cool, which I thought was fake.
And then after we were dumb recording, I found the
certificate for you, like, this guy's insane.
Speaker 2: That's kind of wild. Actually it really is.
Speaker 1: It really is. But yes, sign up there and you
can even gift a Patreon subscription. Someone bought a gift
publicly and on the last live stream I think I
sent it out.
Speaker 4: I put it in the chat and was first come,
first serve.
Speaker 1: So shout out to whoever got that needs a buy
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You know, nothing will piss off your enemies more than
I hacked the movie's Patreons.
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Speaker 1: That way you get the free podcast feed, free videos,
all that good stuff. Book Beyond Cameo, buy a shirt again.
I need a new PC. I need a new one. Yes,
my computer said it will no longer update Adobe Premiere
because my computer can't run Windows eleven.
Speaker 4: So it's time.
Speaker 1: It was Actually I'm like eight years pastime, but it's time.
So yeah, get all that and check me out at
VHS Fest. I'll be there with Crystal. We will be
there July tenth to July twelfth. I don't know if
tickets are still available. But then after that, Joey, Yeah,
Tree Fighter the movie, the Screaming, we'll be doing it
live editing on video. Did I tell you that the
drink idea I had?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah you did, you did.
Speaker 1: It's a drinking game for Street Fighter. I'm gonna have
like animated graphics on there. So that will be July
nineteenth at seven pm at the Photo City Music Hall
in Rochester, New York. You can get your tickets either
at Comedy at the Carlson or Photocitymusic Hall dot com.
We're gonna have a great time. Get your tickets while
they last. Joey Vinny told me how many tickets we
sold in I think I think people should definitely buy
tickets while they last because they might sell out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I mean when he told me that number, I was like, whoa,
that's a very big number and not the number four,
not at all.
Speaker 3: Well, four hundred.
Speaker 6: Four left, four.
Speaker 1: Left, But you're you're halfway there. Tell your friends to
drive up with the day.
Speaker 2: I'm not working, I'm doing my magic.
Speaker 1: And then in August we will be at uh sci
fi horror Fest, thinking Crystal grow In that when movie
Dumpster should be there.
Speaker 4: Cecil from Good Bad Flick should also be there.
Speaker 1: And justin guys, this is this is a big, big announcement.
Paison Kine whoa giving us press passes for only the
Italian members. I'll have the movies.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Kevin, do you have any Italian in you?
Speaker 2: No, I'm like German and Irish. Sorry, get out of here, You're.
Speaker 4: Not allowed at paisan Con. Might be the best thing.
Speaker 1: When I found out about that, the first thing I
did was go to Johanna, who recently found out that
she's actually part Nigerian and not Italian. I let her
know that she was not invited to Paison Con and
then I also messence Crystal and said, I just want
you know you can't come to this.
Speaker 4: It will be my birthday weekends. That'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Hell So yeah, I guess we'll be walking around. We
will be there. I'm thinking of legally adopting Nanny Muskets
so I can also bring him good idea. You might
notice some movies aren't on the list. That's because I
gave Supergirl its own review. Kevin, you saw that today?
Speaker 2: I saw today.
Speaker 5: Do you think I thought it was a small steaks
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to save the whole universe, of the whole world.
He's just trying to save her dog. But it's fun.
There's lots of needle drops, good action.
Speaker 1: You know, there were some good deal drops, and there's
one of the most bizarre needle drops. I it was
go back and watch our review. We get into the
good and the bad of it. But my long story short,
I'm like the movie is very like repetitive. We're like,
we're in this place with a bunch of people, monster masks,
We're gonna fight now we're in this place. But I'm like, Okay,
we're just gonna keep throughing that. But yeah, check out
our full review. I did that with Frank and then
I also did uh Spider Noir, which is one of
the best superhero things I've seen in the while that
not many people talked about. I mean, come on, it
was Nicholas Cage and Spider Man. It was coat out. Okay,
we're ready to get into the review portion here, But Joey,
remember what I said about that PC. What's the name
of the game here.
Speaker 2: Oh, folks. The name of the game is super Chats.
If you want me or the crew to whisper sweet
nothings to you, send a super chat. We'll do it,
we'll read it, we'll do whatever. But within reason, we
have a habit of having channels deleted around these parts,
so please, for the love of God, don't let that
happen again. But super Chats. If you want Tony to
stream more, do it. A PC almost blew up when
he hopped on my stream and.
Speaker 1: He and Joey hold on real quick. Me and Joey
livestream escape.
Speaker 4: The back rooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: I I did the funniest goddamn thing, to the point
where I was like in tears crying and my stream
was so choppy. It's just I tried to see if
it was funny in the replay, but it's like five
frames per second and it's awful.
Speaker 4: He was fixing a door.
Speaker 1: He was like trying to open up a door, and
I kept crouching and putting my hand in his character's
bud and I did it for like ten minutes while
he was trying to figure out a puzzle. And I'm like,
I tears crying, but my mic has muted, and Joey
will be like, wow, this this puzzle is really messed up,
and like, yeah, it's a really hard puzzle. And I
go right back to laughing and and.
Speaker 4: I look at the video and it's.
Speaker 2: Just like.
Speaker 4: The fu It's the funniest goddamn thing. So yeah, we
need that new computer, guys, we need that.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do. Super chats, folks.
Speaker 1: Super chests, please burst up. Masters of the Universe. This
is the new he Man adaptation, which is one of
many recent he Man or Masters of the Universe adaptations
we've gotten in the last like five or six years.
It's about Skeletor taking over Eternia, and you know he's
there with really hot Alisonbrie, who I reviewed the movie
together a few weeks back or last week. It was good.
It was pretty good. Anyway, they take over. He gets
sent to Earth and he grows up as Adam Glenn
pronounced him, which was very obviously a joke and so
much of the internet got mad about it. He's like,
that's actually very funny.
Speaker 5: And Glenn is actually his mother's maiden name, Queen Queen
Marlena is Marlena Glenn's. It's a nod to it's a
nod to John Glenn, the astronaut.
Speaker 2: She's an astronaut from Earth.
Speaker 1: Yes, but the which the movie doesn't tell you. She
just goes send him to my home planet Earth. And me,
as someone who doesn't really watch and watch this, I'm like,
Earth what? But yeah, he works at Human Resources, but
he remembers Attorneia and he longs to be back there,
but he has to find the Sword of Power. Is
that what it's called, Kevin?
Speaker 2: Yes, oh good.
Speaker 5: He's often referred to as the Power Sword, but in
this they always called it the Sword of Power.
Speaker 1: Okay. They do a really funny thing where he can't
remember everyone's name and that's why they all have ridiculous
names like Ramman and Fist. I thought that was actually.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's really funny.
Speaker 1: But then he gets attacked by beast Man after he
finds the sword, and then Tila saves him and she
brings him back to Attornia. He finds that he has
the power, and he gets muscles, even though he already
had muscles and they were doing a bad job of
hiding them. Like, that's see where he's in the gym.
I was like, fuck you, he doesn't need to be
in the gym. But yeah, he teams up with his
old buddies and try to believe in themselves and take
back Eternia from Skeletor who is jarret Leto, And eventually
he Man, you know, gets sad and then the smoking
hot Marina whatever her last day is, tells him to
believe in himself, and then you get a really fun
family adventure film. Now. I've been on record many times,
even recently in our Masters of the Universe commentary track, Kevin, Yeah,
I'm not the biggest he Man guy. I now know
a lot about he Man being friends with you. I've
learned a lot. I this movie's not really for me,
but yet I enjoyed it. I had a lot of
fun with it. It was accessible to new people who
aren't familiar with this lore. But it seems to like
the source material and really embrace it. If anything, it
does do like the self aware wink and nod stuff,
I think it does it a little too. Yeah, where
like not every scene needed like a pin with a
joke or a quip or something. Some scenes I was
fully invested in, Like we didn't need a joke here.
Some of the jokes are great, some of the comedy
bits are great, but they I think they over did
it a little bit.
Speaker 4: Because they were afraid, well it's heat man.
Speaker 1: Maybe some people will think this is dumb, but they
didn't have to because I was actually invested in the
story and I had a good time with this. We're
gonna go down the list here, Joey. I have a
feeling you're a big he Man fan.
Speaker 2: Oh boy am I I think about it every time
I work. I don't have a fucking clue. I agree
with you. It's very exciting.
Speaker 1: Well, if you grew up in the eighties, I feel
you'd be the biggest heat man fault dude.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have the posters all over my
walls and shit. You know, I watched the OG movie
a few times in the car.
Speaker 1: As Kevin would say, not the best representation of Masters
of the Universe, although it was my first exposure to
Master's that's fair.
Speaker 2: You know. I watched it as a kid and I
had a lot of the toys, so like, I knew
the characters. But it was pretty fun. I really got
flashbacks in the Corporate America scenes, and I do like that.
It's very similar to like The Incredibles with Mister Incredible
working like insurance or whatever. And it's really great how
he man can like use his corporate skills when dealing
with the bad boys with like negotiation and shit. I
thought that was pretty cute. It's very campy. It's a
very campy movie, and I think, in my opinion, I
think that works in the movie's favor. It doesn't really
take itself too seriously. Now that being said, this fucking
movie is over two hours long, way way too long.
Speaker 6: In my way.
Speaker 2: It dragged on too much for me. But the standout
and maybe this is a hot take, I don't know
was Jared leto a skeletor he was awesome?
Speaker 4: But our love it.
Speaker 2: I think he did great, dude, But I mean to
end to end it on some criticism, I feel like
this had you mentioned like it had too many jokes.
I agree, but I also think it had like too
many emotional moments where it didn't really need that in
a he Man movie. And and also apparently the like
you mentioned, the anti woke people online are going fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me let me just talk about this
for a minute. They totally misjudge this movie. They went
all in. They focused on inter Selpa's recasting and everything.
But then like the few he Man fans who actually
showed up for the movie, Uh, they were like, who
are fans of all those anti woe guys? They went
to see the movie probably expect to hate it, and
they were like, no.
Speaker 4: Actually this movie was good.
Speaker 1: And then the anti woe people had to like walk
it back some double down.
Speaker 4: But it was definitely like.
Speaker 1: A like a moment where like the the channels that
like just feed off like hating whatever the new thing
is and their audience kind of had a divide. Unfortunately,
not many people saw this so it didn't really destroy
the anti woke sure, but it was like, we start
to see the cracks for me here, But Kevin as
the biggest he Man fan, Why is it woke? And
why did you boycott?
Speaker 2: I boycotted?
Speaker 5: No, So I saw I took my, my, my dad,
and my step son to see uh this movie. And
actually I just saw one of the conservative politicians just
came out and said every father should take their kid
to see this movie, their son to see this movie.
I thought that was pretty pretty funny because it seemed
like the right person to be worried about the wokeness
of the film. And I saw that the message is
actually very much like, you know, be a good person
and and you know, stand up for yourself and you
know all that other good stuff. I would have loved
this to have been the Lord of the Rings version
of this. I thought the opening battle was awesome, and
that was kind of the tone I really wanted.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: I grew up loving the cartoons, so I didn't mind
that it was silly, and I wasn't shocked that it
was silly, but I would have loved for it to
have taken itself a little bit more seriously.
Speaker 2: I felt like this was goofier.
Speaker 5: Than most of the Marvel movies, and the Marvel movies
yeah only kind of take themselves seriously, do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I've been saying this for a while. The
I've been saying this actually very recently. Joss Whedon was
the king of like quips and stuff. Yeah, and he
knew how to balance it, and like they don't let
him make movies anymore, so everyone's been trying to be him,
and James Gunn gets close sometimes and then everyone after
that can't do it. And like I said, for every
like one good joke and quit, there were like two
that fell flat.
Speaker 4: Supergirl was the same way.
Speaker 1: A lot of the new Marvel movies are like that,
where it's like, you know, it don't even bother doing
the jokes. You guys aren't good at it. So yeah,
I wish it would have taken itself just a little
bit as serious as as it can take because it's
he man.
Speaker 5: But yeah, right, it's fine of to find it silly,
But I'm actually shocked that Mattel was okay with making
fun of the name he Many, because that's the I mean,
obviously the movie is called Masters the universe, but the
core character, the core brand thing. The most recognizable name
in the whole brand is he man, and so I
was surprised they weren't protective, more protective than Ip and said,
you can't make a joke about his name. But the
only time they said it in the whole movie was
to make a joke about it. So I was kind
of surprised with that.
Speaker 1: But I think it was set up. But again, he
was making up names when he was a kid because
he couldn't remember anything, and he's.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, did you give yourself?
Speaker 2: And that was pretty funny. That was a good way
of doing it.
Speaker 5: But I just was kind of surprised when they kind
of went back to that well for probably the fifth time,
to make a joke about somebody's name, and they made
it about the main character.
Speaker 1: I will say one good thing about them not taking
themselves too seriously is that you can do the goofy
stuff from the cartoon and everything, because I feel like
if this was made during like the Dark Knight era,
like half these characters probably wouldn't even be in it.
The cat wouldn't have talked, it would have been a
whole thing. But I really liked that. They just embraced
the laughter and by the end it looks exactly like
the cartoon. They're like all wear in the outfits and everything. Yeah,
that's had a good time with Mike. What did you think?
Speaker 7: I liked it.
Speaker 3: This was the first anything I've ever seen he man
like I've known, I've obviously of the characters. If I've
never seen anything, I don't think I've seen the eighties cartoon.
I've never seen the cartoon frooint with the two thousands. Me,
even being a huge Kevin Smith's fan, couldn't make me
watch the show that he went out, So yeah, no,
I had a lot of fun with it. It was
like what Kevin said, like how the message would just
like be a good person, especially in the world today
where it's so full of hate and negativity, just like,
you know, there are good people in the world, And
that was just his whole thing, like, you know, a
good guy, there are good people, like spread love. You
don't have to be such a shitty person all the fu.
Speaker 1: I do love that one of the messages of the
movie is that violence is sometimes the answer. That really
is it?
Speaker 4: Like he's I love.
Speaker 1: That he used his HR stuff to de escalate what
I'm saying, but it doesn't work because he's dealing with
fucking skeleton And even like Tila is like he's got
a skeleton from ahead, I'm pretty sure that's Kevin. Was
he born with a skeleton as a head or is
that something he chose at some point? I don't know
the lower.
Speaker 5: So it depends on the continuity. In the original eighties cartoon,
they never explained it. But in the two thousand show
where they really gave everybody a backstory, he was splashed
with acid that he tried to throw at he man's
dad and it like bounced back at him and it
burnt his face off, and he became the skullhead version.
Gotcha when they like used magic to save his life, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Gotcha?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I like that whole message where he
really tries to reason it. At the end, he's just like,
not the time for talking is But you guys are
right about the length of the movie, And I was, yeah,
And I honestly this kind of reminds me of the
first Aquaman, where I feel like, and in this case
it might be true, they didn't think they'd get another one,
so they tried to do everything, and yeah, like the
first Aqua if you remember, it's all the Kingdom's Black
Manta Ocean mass. It was like everything because they were
probably like Zacchaman, and then it made a billion dollars
and then they made a sequel that wasn't as good.
But this one they're like, I don't know if we're
gonna do he Man again, so you better get everyone
in there, moss Man. Everyone they didn't like that moss
Man made it. And I love that they don't know
their names, like evil lends, just like this is moss
but she just put the name out of her head.
Speaker 4: Jared Leto was good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was I gotta watch this
when it hit streaming. I don't know if it was
my speakers at my theater. I saw this in IMAX,
but he sounded like very gargled and there were times
where I legit didn't know what he was saying.
Speaker 4: Did anyone else have this issue?
Speaker 2: But man, I I don't know.
Speaker 5: I understood him, but he was definitely compared to the
Baine voice.
Speaker 2: As soon as his voice, I'm deaf, so like hard
for me.
Speaker 1: Did you have any trouble with him?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say, like, I don't know if I had
the trouble understanding him.
Speaker 1: No, okay, maybe his.
Speaker 3: His voice was. It was a weird choice. I did
miss like the super flamboyant skeletrophe, like what you see,
Like that's what I wanted out of. But I did
have a lot of fun with Jared little As. I
think it is probably one of his best roles he's
put out there in a long time, which isn't saying much.
Speaker 1: It's funny because he actually wasn't even that bad and
trot Aris.
Speaker 4: It's just the one I watch kept.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things though, was when the clip
came out of him laughing and like his minions don't
laugh with him and everything. Yeah, so many of the
anti folk guys were like a villain should be intimidated.
This makes it look like joke, and then actual he
Man fans are like, no, that's pretty on breand like
that's on brand. He's kind of an asshole, and it's
like I thought that was I'm like, oh, these guys
they just it. It's almost like they have a script
now for everything that comes out and they don't research.
But then like real people watch or like that's not true, however, Kevin,
how are all the other he Man reboots do it?
Because this movie didn't do well. Although, as someone on
Twitter said, because they put out like a week after
it came out. They cut the original they cut footage
to the meme video from the two thousands going on
using footage from the movie, And someone went, I've never
seen a movie care less about losing millions of dollars.
It's like they're having one. But how is this compared
to all the other reboots? Because they keep trying to
reboot he Man, And like you've told me, even the
original one had a short shelf life.
Speaker 5: And it's a brand that's never survived to reboot, like
the original brand came out in eighty two and died
by eighty seven when the movie came out, And then
they tried to reboot it in the nineties with he
Man in Space, and that.
Speaker 4: One I didn't know existed until it was not good.
Speaker 5: The toys are kind of fun now, but they were
the figures they used to make the Demolition of Man toys.
But that was a splash in the pan. Then in
two thousand and two they tried it again for Cartoon
Network that's probably the best version of he Man, but
it never got a consistent timeslot and died because nobody
was watching it. And they accidentally made too many versions
of he Man and Skeletor that sat on the pegs
as peg warmers and killed the toy line. Then they
did the Kevin Smith version, which is pretty good, but
they ruined that by telling us it was a continuation
of filmation and that it was a he Man story.
And then they only released it in like the first half,
which was not really about he Man at all, and
pissed off everybody about that version. And then this version
seemed like a solid attempt, but nobody came to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is made by Amazon, though, so I assume
in a few months it will hit Amazon Streaming, and
I'm I honestly, I had this theory that like, these
studios are pretty much just putting it in theaters as
advertisement for the streaming platform, because I feel like Warner
Brothers should be more like upset with like Supergirl bombing,
and they don't seem upset. I'm pretty sure once it
hits streaming or rentals, we might be in an age
now where a rental can save a movie again. We
haven't had that since like the early two thousands. The
one famous example is like Bourne Identity Bombs and then
it was the most rented movie of that year, So
we might be in that era again. I don't know
if we'll make another one of these, but I feel
like I might recoup some of the stuff. But yeah,
I I really have nothing really bad to say about
this other than a little too many jokes and the length.
I love the guy playing he Man. He was great
as the jock in Bottoms, that comedy with Rachel Sennett,
which I reviewed on Patreon.
Speaker 4: He was like the.
Speaker 1: Super douchey jock, but then he like acted like a
whim throughout the whole movie. So when I heard he
was gonna be he mad, I'm like, yup. I pretty
much saw the movie for him, but I thought everyone
else did a great job.
Speaker 4: What's the Space Indris Elba is mad and I thought
he was great.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: They even had the cat talk. I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 5: That was one of the few voices I thought didn't
fit well. It just didn't seem like an animal voice.
I don't know what it was, but it was just like, really,
that voice comes out of that giant.
Speaker 4: Cat and sorry spoiler, you do get Orco.
Speaker 1: You do get Orco who sums up the theme of
the movie much like on the TV show which which
Kevin I think, I say you that video. We might
have to hunt down that tape. There is a video
starring Alan thicck uh and Orco from he Man that's
a way to uh talk your kids through you getting
a divorce. It's alan Thick and he Man's teeming alan
Thick and Orco got to tell you that it's okay
your parents are getting a divorce from like uh it
was it found footage fest I think found it and they.
Speaker 4: Were posting it like there's there's no way this is real.
Speaker 5: And it's super cheay because this canon it's not even
like they put Orco over him like like compositive. It's
just like clips of of alan Thick and then a
clip from the cartoon show that that like the dialogue
matches up like oh boy.
Speaker 2: As a reaction to everything, alan Thick says, hilarious.
Speaker 3: I think that would make me more use when I
thought my pants were.
Speaker 4: Parents.
Speaker 1: Like like, listen, Mike, I know you're very upset, but
here's alan Thick and Orco.
Speaker 4: They're gonna talk you through this. You're like, who's Alan Thick?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: Anybody anybody that that knew who Orco was back in
the eighties, knew who allanshere else?
Speaker 2: But he was the dad on a on a sitcom.
Speaker 1: Also for fans of the nineteen eighty seven film, you
do get off lung run in there. You just do
the good journey and you get oh wait, who is
the bad guy from the movie that made it into it? Uh?
Crack crop Car Car Cark is in the movie. And
I did love that they use the Masters of the Universe.
Uh No, Princes of the Universe by Queen See that's
an eagle drop. That made sense, and they put it
at a good part in the movie. They didn't do
a slow down version that they threw in at the
final battle. It was weird. Uh, but yeah, I think uh,
I think he Masters of the Universe is a win
in all of our books. Right, Oh yeah, good, good, good, Kevin.
Speaker 4: Uh do you have anything to plug before we let
you go?
Speaker 5: Always new episodes of peg Warmers coming out every Wednesday.
We're gonna have a Supergirl Toys episode coming up soon
with Tony from Hack the movies. If you are into
having super famous guests on your toy podcast, check that
one out.
Speaker 1: Uh And actually, real quick, we have a couple superchats
that are Masters of the Universe theme. So I'm gonna
just skip to a couple super chat don't wier. We'll
get to all your super chats at the midway section.
But now since we have Kevin, it's weird that Masters
of the Universe and Mortal Kombat too had scenes where
a scoldfaced villain fights a king in a sunlit area
where their kids watch. And they were a month apart,
so they didn't rip off that. That is very Yeah,
the openings are very similar, although the king in this
movie ends up becoming a prisoner, whereas the King of
Mortal Kombat was viciously murdered after he told Katan Kevin,
did you see the I Mortal Kombat yet?
Speaker 2: I have spoiler? That's okay.
Speaker 1: The King of Adenia has to fight Shao Khan, but
those roided out monster. Ever, he tells little Katana that
you know, physical strength is in everything and you have
to be smart up here, and then Shao Khan ripped
his hands off off and then goes up to Katana
and actually I know he's the bad guy, but I
actually on board with cha Khan. Here he goes up
to Katana and goes, your dad shouldn't have brought you here, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: He's right, don't bring your kids to a sword fight.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, honey, I'm gonna fight Chilcott.
Speaker 1: How big could he be? Let me see? Here, here
we go?
Speaker 2: Maybe the kids started it. My dad can beat up
your dad.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot to mention, uh Red Bettah right, yeah,
Red Beta was that one. The next one is Blood
is Bad for five dollars. Key Man telling his date
about his childhood was cold, followed by a piano cover
of Boys Don't Cry. Was great, but jokes didn't stop
and started ruining it. I don't know about ruining it,
but yeah, definitely overboard. Here we go. Master's of the
Universe is a Saturday Morning cartoon in the absolute best sense.
I can't wait for the sequel. They will never make
you know what you know what they should do, Kevin.
They should write a sequel of this and then turn
it into a reboot of Van Dam's cybor I think
and following through the tradition of the last Masters of
the Universe if anyone didn't know. Fandamn Cyborg started off
as a Master's of the Universe sequel and then got
turned into that. But yes, follow Kevin wherever he is
and look out for some of our crossovers.
Speaker 4: Thank you again, Kevin, and see you later.
Speaker 1: What a guy, What a guy? Find your friends?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh, this is a very girl power movie.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch it, starring.
Speaker 1: Bella Thorne, who's been in a bunch of horror films
and then she was she was one of those ex
Disney girls that tried to start an OnlyFans and then
just posted Instagram photos. Really oh and then she directed
a porn film for porn Hub. Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: I actually watched it today born now.
Speaker 1: I guess it was after like Portub got in trouble
and they try to be like more legit and like
we're gonna make these like directed like these indie.
Speaker 4: Short films and it sucked. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: She's in this movie with a bunch of other girls.
Speaker 1: It's about a bunch of friends were partying. They're traveling
all over partying and they keep bumping into the worst
men ever.
Speaker 4: Yep, one of them gets assaulted in the beginning.
Speaker 1: When she was drunk and her friends weren't there to
help her, nor do they really seem the care that
it happened. And then she decides, you know what, the
next day, I'm gonna do more drugs around men that
I don't know. And then she gets like a flashback
and yells at the guy even though he didn't really
do anything. And then she gets mad that the guy
sleeps with her friend. And then they're all doing drugs
and they're all having like interpersonal things and they're accusing
each other of being bad friends. Oh, and then I
guess there's just murderers in the that they're vacationing in
who wait the whole movie to murder two of them?
And then it becomes revenge and became it becomes one
of those like rape revenge movies, but it takes a
really long time to get to the revenge part. Yeah,
and most of it is just about how this friend
circle sucks. And I don't mean to victim blame, but
the main girl, it's just like you, like, there were
two very avoidable situations. Why did you were like, something
really bad happened to me. I need to do more
drugs and hang around more strangers, like no, no, no,
this is like months from now maybe, but this is
literally the day after. I was afraid guys that I
was misogynist and sexist, so I went on Rotten Tomatoes
and thankfully a lot of people are agreeing with me
that this is a very unlikable cast of characters.
Speaker 4: It doesn't seem realistic.
Speaker 1: There was like one weird thing where apparently the director
and writer said she was having the Airbnb or something
and some guy try to stop her from even the
development and the nah, he drove around him and they
she got chased.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chased dude through the town. So this is a
real story, which is wild.
Speaker 1: And then she decided I'm gonna make a movie about that,
but I'm gonna make it with the most insufferable character.
And it doesn't help that they can't act. I don't
know if Bella Thorne can act. I've seen her a
bunch of stuff. She's not very good.
Speaker 4: They have that porn star choke Chloe Cherry right or
Cherry Chloe.
Speaker 1: This lady.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I was like because I didn't know who
she was, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, who the fuck is this actress? She can't act
to save her life. And then I see she's in Morphoria,
and I'm like, every clip from that show is just
like the most annoying person doing the most annoying thing.
But apparently she's a real life porn star act like
her acting is on poorn with porn. Look if you
go through like some of the reviews, I don't. I
didn't write down the names, but they were like pretty
much every negative reviewing. Ron Tomatoes suggested other movies that
did this idea, but better. This was rough to watch
and not in the way they intended. Joey, am I sexist?
Or is this bad? No?
Speaker 2: I'm I pretty much agree with you. This is a
party movie through and through, and it moves pretty fast
through the party sequences, and it does a good job
I think at setting the vibe and like building the
tension of the party. And I'll tell you what really
scares me about it. It's like it really gives me
a feeling of dread, as if like I'm the sober
one of a party and like I'm experiencing these things
with all these fucked up, intoxicated people. You know, not
fine and fun. Let me tell you the movie gets
kind of wild. Both good and bad, And at one
point I'm saying to myself, Wow, a lot of poor
decisions being made here by the characters. Yeah, and I
I'm sure that's intentional. Surely that has to be intentional
to increase the on screen tension. Yeah, I'll never watch
this movie again. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: But by the way, here's the little synopsis. Amber and
her four best friends head to a desert town for
some fun and sun, but an encounter with hostile hostile
locals soon turned their alcohol fueled party to a violent
struggle for control and survival. That's the last ten minutes
of the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a lot of drugs. I don't know
what they're talking about, just alcohol.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like they don't even know that they're being attacked.
Speaker 1: The two get like attacked away from them, yep, and
then they're just in the desert. Uh. Then there's like, oh,
there's like a red herring where the asshole neighbor who
is the cop on True Blood. You keep thinking he's
gonna be a bad guy. Then he's fine.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the whole like revenge and the guys. The
guys are mad because girls come to their town to party.
Speaker 2: Party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're not from there, and.
Speaker 2: They just view them as like outsiders and shit, which
is something fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Like they attack them instead of just like moving out
of the town. So they attack them and then one
of them gets their dick cut off at the end.
Speaker 3: Oh nice.
Speaker 1: I I didn't think this was gonna be bad. I
thought I heard. I thought I was hearing positive buzz
for this. I was like, well, it's the new movie
on Shutter. Let me get Although I think Forbidden Fruits
also just hit Shutter and that movie was way more positive,
but it wasn't on Shutter when I made the list,
so I picked this one and I was super let
down by it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe, is there anything positive to say in this?
Speaker 2: No, Like I said, I think it does a good
job at like showcasing the party scenes, because like it's
a lot of like really close up shots and quick cuts,
and I think it does that well. But the whole
fucking meat and potatoes of the movie, like like we said,
doesn't happen till the last like twenty minutes to fifteen minutes,
and like there's a huge chunk of time which is
just partying, and I'm like, okay, and it's.
Speaker 1: Really annoying because you have the first scene where the
guy like is like aggressive. She manages to get out
of it and get away from him, and then she
doesn't tell anyone what happened.
Speaker 4: Yep, no one, as far as they know.
Speaker 1: She had a good time. She looked up with him,
and then she picks up a glass bowl and just
shatters it over his head in front of everyone. He
starts bleeding out, and it's just like, no one knows
what happened in there. And then she's mad that everyone's
yelling at her. It's like they weren't there as far.
Speaker 2: As they know exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: And then she doesn't bother to tell anyone what happened
till way later, and it's like she's like, why are
my friends backing me up?
Speaker 4: She's like, they don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: They just saw you just a tax.
Speaker 2: They have no frame of reference here, Donnie. Yeah, Christ
And again.
Speaker 4: After all of that and her being like, yeah, more
drugs and more strange.
Speaker 2: Men, like exactly a lot of bad decisions.
Speaker 1: Like I said, you're annoying, unlikable. People deserve to have
bad things happened to them. But it's just I don't know.
It just took me out of it. I wanted it
to be better. I wanted it to be better, and
it's just there's just really nothing. Even the gore was nothing.
The kills they just hit that lady in the head
of the rock. Oh remember how the other lady died.
Speaker 4: There was a cool crash. Yeah, and the penis looked
really fake when they were cutting it off.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I looked away. I couldn't bear to see.
Speaker 4: So they're all they're all going to jail, right.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, there's a difference between like killing and self defense, and.
Speaker 4: There's a very big difference between that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll never watch this movie again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I got halfway through it. I went, oh, boy,
this is not what I thought it would be like.
The I'm like, was I got? Did I get punked?
Speaker 4: That's dude, who you're gonna show up at there?
Speaker 2: I had to fucking double check that this was the
right movie, and actually I clicked out of it because
when I googled it, I'm pretty sure it said twenty
twenty five and I'm like, oh fuck, I'm watching the
wrong movie. No trailers, that's it.
Speaker 4: Because it played at a festival.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so annoying. I really wish they would just
update it to the wide release instead of the festival release.
Speaker 4: Like come on.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, by the way, I didn't know why it
was called find your Friends until toward the end. We're like,
so and so's missing, let's use find your Friends. I'm like, oh,
that's that's why. I'm like, oh, that's that's so stupid.
Speaker 2: It should have been more prevalent, like like if they
got separated at the party in the beginning and someone
said like, oh, check find your friends, you know, rather
than just like throwing it in there at the end.
Speaker 1: I know. But yeah, really, really, I'm gonna say, I
keep saying let down. But I wasn't really expecting much.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting Yeah, I mean I again, I didn't
watch the trailers for any.
Speaker 4: Either, and I went right in.
Speaker 1: I'm watching trailers less these days. I'm learning if I'm
not seeing them in a theater, I'm just not.
Speaker 2: Saying that's exactly it, and I'm not looking them out.
I'm not looking them off.
Speaker 3: I look up for the big ones. Sometimes they pop
up like on Twitter. That's about it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I missed though, like I'll try to, Like, if
I know one's coming out, I'll try to watch it
to do a reaction. But sometimes Little Trapic a new
Spider Man and I watch it like a few days later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you're when it comes to reacting, you
need to be on it, like yeah, sure, and I've
just been too busy.
Speaker 1: Uh, but yeah, I would say don't watch the If
this plot sounds interesting, look up other movies that did it, because.
Speaker 4: This is not a good one. This is not a
very good indie horror film.
Speaker 1: Now let's talk about mister Reset in the Society of
Turnbuckle and Bone. Now this comes to us from our
good friend Vinnie Pacifico, wrestler Vinnie Pacifico.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: It tells the story about a underground Illuminati style society
that controls professional wrestling to rule the world.
Speaker 4: Ye, and it's headed by mister Reset.
Speaker 1: And if you meet with mister reest he can revitalize
your career, but you have to give him some collateral
and you have to fight for it. And Vinnie Pacifico
has power punch. He answers into this secret tournament and
he puts his wife up as collateral idea yeah, yes,
and he makes a deal with mister reseet. It's uh
the word here Joe is experimental.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that pretty much covers it.
Speaker 1: It's in color, it's in black and white, there's text
on screen. Sometimes it's animated.
Speaker 4: You have other wrestlers, got Rising there.
Speaker 1: I forget his name.
Speaker 4: Bobby Fish was there. I haven't seen Bobby fit.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really watched so much wrestling in
these days, but it was like seeing I used to
really love you'll hear how much I used to love
Undisputed era in a little bit. Uh, but yeah, I
don't really know what to say about. This was a
very unique experience.
Speaker 4: Do you have anything, Do you have any questions?
Speaker 2: Oh? Why, boy, I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, first let me say, you know, this really
reminds me of being in college and rolling up a
spliff and dropping some acid. Because this movie is is
a fucking trip, you know, Tony. Oftentimes I'm confused in life. Okay,
it's just you know, the trials and tribulations of a
young man. Okay, Mike's gone exactly. I was very very
confused on what I was even watching when I first started.
And again I'm going in blind and watch the trailer.
But hey, I love wrestling. Now, what I will say
about this movie is you mentioned it's experimental. There's lots
of unique, different video styles throughout even the first twenty
minutes of the movie. And that's one thing. Actually, you
know what, there's one thing that the movie does really
fucking fantastic. And by the way, it's documentary, not documentary
for the record.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It has a unique style and it fucking sticks with it, right.
It may showcase different like video styles like animation, text
on screen, stop motion, whatever the fuck else it does.
I hope that thing wasn't AI by the way, right,
but it sticks with its style, its editing style in particular,
and the editing and the dialogue and the mood it's
all pretty cohesive. And that's one thing I'll give this movie. Now,
about forty minutes in, I'm even more confused than I
was in the first twenty minutes in. And you know what,
I think that was probably the point of the movie,
and it did its job because when I finished, I
just turned off the TV and said, Okay, I'm going
to bed. I can't I can't do anything else after that.
Speaker 1: Well, Joey, yeah again, we have many questions. I was
lucky enough to interview the star and executive producer.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 1: We're gonna cut to that interview now and we'll not
ask after this, and I'm we're gonna get some answers. Joey, Yes,
we're gonna get some answer. So everyone stand by. Oh Vinnie,
how are.
Speaker 7: You, Tony?
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me doing great?
Speaker 1: You are the star and executive producer of Mister Reset
and the Society of Turnbuckle and Bone. Thank you for
hitting me up and tell me about this. I have
a few questions for you.
Speaker 7: Love it.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about the wrestling. How long have you been wrestling?
Speaker 7: Twelve years?
Speaker 8: Started fourteen years old, trained by the Ring of Honor
dojo and in an amazing journey, uh twelve plus, twelve
plus countries, you know, getting to do things I've only
dreamed of as a kid.
Speaker 7: So I'm so grateful for everything.
Speaker 4: And people probably could have seen you. You wrestled on aw.
Speaker 7: Right aw Ring of Honor involved New Japan, Japan.
Speaker 1: Yeah we have. We have a lot of wrestling fans
in the audience, so probably they already know who you are.
What did you decide to like get into films. Have
you always been into horror films or in films in general.
Is this some like a slow transition, or is this
something you wanted to do in addition to wrestling.
Speaker 8: Great question, So I have. I've always been a fan
of films. I'm a huge Star Wars fan.
Speaker 2: You know, I love it.
Speaker 7: I love it all. I love it all, I love horror,
I love everything about I just love film.
Speaker 8: But as a wrestler, since I'm a kid, I mean
team early teens, I always knew I would be I
always knew eventually, like following the footsteps of Duane John,
John Cena and the guys who go from wrestling into films.
Speaker 2: And do both.
Speaker 8: I always said that would be me one day, but
I never had a plan to do it, like, I
never had a set plan to do it a certain way.
Speaker 7: I just said, eventually, I'll do that.
Speaker 8: And Jenni Kazowski, from the director of Mister Reset, came
to me with the ideas for Mister Reset, and luckily
for me, I got to play my first ever role
in a film, in a wrestling film, so it was
kind of easy transition to do that. But once I
did that, I said, well, you know, I I loved
I loved acting, I loved I love this. I want
to get into this like way more so this is
my time to really just jump into it. And so yes,
I always knew I would want to get I always
knew I would get into it eventually, but it came
a lot sooner than imagine, and I am so.
Speaker 7: Grateful for it.
Speaker 1: Nice. I mean, it's a good idea to like start
early because a lot of times, like you're right, it's
like the rock everything, it's kind of expected. If you're
a wrestler, you'll will eventually do some kind of acting,
where those older wrestlers didn't know they were going to
do that. So you had hul Cogan's film career, You're like, oh,
many probably should have practiced a little earlier. Although there
is acting in wrestling, yes obviously, Yeah, how is the
different between like acting in the ring as opposed to
acting and like you know on cameras it's you know,
edited after the fact and whatnot?
Speaker 7: Great question. So I will tell you as a in
mister Reset, it was very wrestling based.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of acting to it, but I got
to kind of play myself in some ways, like just
a fictional version of Vinnie Pacifico, So it was very simple.
But when I've I've also done other films as of late,
and I've gotten to play a wide array of different characters,
different different roles, different just home, so many different types
of scenarios and then roles.
Speaker 7: So I guess you could say wrestling has.
Speaker 8: Helped me very much in the sense that I've gotten
very good at improv I've gotten very good at stunts,
fighting scenes, combat, you know, intensity, you know, having emotional depth.
So that's that's that's a benefit. But there are things
that are hard with acting. You know, you have to
really be able to study a script, study you know,
study everything. You gotta be, you gotta be you gotta
have to have a whole picture painted in certain ways.
And it's different.
Speaker 7: So it's different. I love it both. I love both
of them. I love wrestling, I love acting.
Speaker 8: But I'm very grateful that I've been wrestling first because
it's gotten me some serious knowledge or at least some
uh background, being able.
Speaker 3: To do what I gotta do.
Speaker 1: Nice, nice And then how did you meet the director
and writer? Like, where did this idea really come from?
And how did you end up producing.
Speaker 8: It so producing it, I'm kind of just I kind
of had some input on the story, and I kind
of that was that's that's that's far my producduction p
due producing goals. But I was I was the first
person he reached out to regarding this film. So I
guess thankfully he gave the opportunity to be a producer
on it. But I'll say this, you know, before my wedding,
he hit me up.
Speaker 1: And you know.
Speaker 8: He's in wrestling, so we've had some interactions in wrestling.
He's like, I been watching your career and watching your character,
watching everything you're doing, and I have a story for
a film that I want to do.
Speaker 7: It's called Mister Reset.
Speaker 8: It's about this overlord of pro wrestling who has a
secret society. It's great, great story. And he's like, I
want to have you play the end, the protagonist. And
this is before my wedding. Wedding went by, had a
great did that all that fun stuff, went to Japan,
came back and a month away goes Vinnie, I want
to do these dates. I want to just I want
to get a little cast together and I want to
see who we could do. It turned into becoming it
turned it turned into.
Speaker 7: A lot more than just that.
Speaker 8: It was, you know, out of the idea we had.
We had like a set idea for something. We didn't
know what it would be. Would it be a TV show,
would it be a just YouTube thing, would it be
just We didn't know what it would be, and it
turned into something bigger and like into a film than
we ever imagined. And we're grateful for that too, because
it's just we knew what we had in our hands.
We wanted to be something serious. We didn't want to
be just something we did on a weekend. We wanted
to go go hard on it, so we did. We
ended up saying, all right, you know, we we wrote down,
we wrote down, had a few few pages written down,
and those few pages turned into many pages and then
that was and then it became a film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cause that's one of the questions I had,
He said, you didn't know what it was at first.
Speaker 7: Or gat thing became that. You know, it's beautiful, it's
a beautiful thing, but.
Speaker 1: It's fun because there is like this chaotic multi media
style presentation where like sometimes it's like a documentary and
then sometimes it's a narrative and then it's an animation.
At one point, where did you guys to come up
with having having the story told it all these different
ways and having like the text on screen as they're talking.
It was very experimental watching it, I'm like, something's good.
I've seen anything like this before. Different, right, So yeah,
it's very different.
Speaker 8: We tried to tap into so many different fandoms, Like
we know, we know wrestling touches horror, wrestling touches anime,
wrestling goes into you know, gaming, So we kind of
wanted a little bit of everything forever for for every wrestling.
Speaker 7: Fan and horror fan. So we wanted to really just.
Speaker 8: We we really just tried to like basically experimental, and
we tried to fit in a lot different of people's
fandoms and one in one film.
Speaker 7: JC style is very different and I love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was just very interesting to watch.
Speaker 1: It was just like, I don't think I've ever seen
anything like this before, so looking at the others who
are in this, I love wrestling, but like it's just
been hard for me to follow in recent years just
cause of work and everything. I try to keep up
as much as I can. But the one I did
recognize a lot was Bobby Fish, who I was a
big fan of when he was in the undisputedy, Like
that's when I got back into wrestling. How did the
other wrestlers like enjoy like acting and you know, like
were they like you? They really enjoyed it? Was it
harder for them or they love?
Speaker 7: We were?
Speaker 8: We were We had a really good time filming all
of us, you know, it was it was great like
we we we were a tight, tight knit group of
people who were just like, let's kill this, let's have
a good time. And at first it was like just
having a good time with friends filming this thing and
just but then it got serious and became like all right,
now it's work. Now we have to put more you know,
ideas here. I like a lot of it was a
lot of it was like building as we're filming and
building as where as the process was going on, which
is the beautiful thing, you know, and that really happens
when things when ideas formulate. And but everyone had a
really good time. Everyone is amazing. Everyone's amazing. In my opinion,
I think everyone did a really good job.
Speaker 1: Yeah did you I was gonna say, speaking to people
you acted with, did you enjoy acting with your wife
and the film.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, so that how that came bat was?
Speaker 4: I had to look that up. I'm like, wait, is
that sound like?
Speaker 7: How that happened?
Speaker 10: Was?
Speaker 8: I always knew she had a chrisma to her, Yeah,
but she's not a performer. So we did a we
did an engagement shoot. Oh, wean engagement Yeah, and she
was so good at the reaction pictures and either said
you know, you need you need a chance to get
in front of camera and act.
Speaker 1: And that was it.
Speaker 8: And then she had a first chance. She gave it
to her and she got staving ovation on set.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I see she has some credits coming up
and also you have a bunch of credits coming up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my last I guess my last question is what
is next? Are we gonna get more mister Reset? And
what other projects are coming up that you're very excited
to promote and talk about for asking?
Speaker 8: So we just filmed Awake in the Dark with the
Ecotop Productions. That was an amazing shoot. Me and my
wife were part of it.
Speaker 7: It was amazing, really fun time.
Speaker 8: But I will say this, the hours that keep us
with just an oun Monday on Fox News and uh,
that one's gonna be a really fun movie. Tommy Dwyer
as his director, and he has an amazing cooping, cooping
coop of the group of a group of people in
this cast who are just like you have me, have
Paige vans An't and Mickeyall who were in UFC. Then
you got Zach Ward from Freddy Verschason Chelsea Bray from
from uh Punisher Like this, this cast is just insane.
So I think that's that's that's that's next. That's I
have a few projects filming in July, but that's that's
one of them in July that I'm really looking forward to.
We're looking for all of them, of course, but that
one's gonna be special because look at the cast.
Speaker 7: It's just insane cast.
Speaker 8: And what's next? Yes there is more, mister reset. We
have multiple scripts going going right now, and uh, yeah,
we got a lot going on. It's it's very.
Speaker 1: Exciting, awesome. And then, uh, what about wrestling would you
have coming up? Wrestling wise a lot?
Speaker 8: So I just wrestled on Championship Championship Wrestling this week.
We had TV tape. Things got my head busted open.
If you could see it right there a little bit
of a little bit of cut.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah it was. It was rough garbage pedal of
the face, That's what it was.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I got a lot you know this This week,
I'm wrestling for One Fall Wrestling in Atlanta. Uh. Next
week I have a I have an off weeks. I'm
filming a movie. Then I'm back to the road with
wrestling and wrestling for Joshi. Uh sparked Joshi wrestling in
New Jersey. Uh, then wrestling in Florida, and then I'm
back in the back of the beach coat, back on
the West Coast again. And then I have a film
South Carolina, Open Casket. That one's gonna be a phenomenal movie.
The script is insane. I love it, excited and then
uh yeah, we have just a lot of really fun
stuff and wrestling wrestling in between every film. Like I'm
filming movies and wrestling pretty much every week in July
and going voted.
Speaker 7: A lot of time.
Speaker 1: Vity.
Speaker 4: It was really great talking to you.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: I always want to talk to wrestlers on this show,
and unfortunately I only get like mud show workers like
Kid Osbourne, who are really an embarrassment to the craft.
So it's it's an honor to talk to a real wrestler. Uh,
you've in all these amazing films, unlike Kid Osbourne. Uh,
where can we follow you? Vinnie?
Speaker 8: You can follow me at Vinnie Pacifico one on Twitter,
Vinnie Pacific go on Instagram, and Vinie Pacific go on Facebook.
Speaker 1: That's great. I assume you're talking about a different kid
than the one I'm talking about, but please follow Vinnie
and check out mister Reset and the Society of Turnbuckle
and Bone. You can as of right now, you can
rent it on Apple TV and YouTube.
Speaker 4: At Google Play. Yes, so check it out there. And also,
great name, power Punch.
Speaker 1: I love that name.
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you very much. I love it. It's
it's it's a power punch right here.
Speaker 1: You know. Nice?
Speaker 4: All right, and that that's it. Let's get back to
the show.
Speaker 1: Hello, there we go. All our questions were answered. Let's
do some super chats before we get to the next half.
All right, Jojo Joker became a YouTube member. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 2: That's supporting the computer purchase.
Speaker 1: And then your member for six months. Give us more.
Female Riley on this show, the girl who was in
the Scary movie review, who popped in randomly in the
Scary Movie review. I guess he wants more of girl Riley,
which she will love to hear. She did the thing
that all new people do, where she was on an
episode of the show and then got Instagram followers and
then asked if I knew the person. I don't know
all the followers, every new person who does this who's
not like an Internet person, they all end up doing that.
Lauren was doing that for it. Ye uh prison Mike
was like, do you know this person? Like, I don't
know all of them. I don't know them.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cringey.
Speaker 4: Judabides remember for twenty seven months, why.
Speaker 2: Wasn't man I should have been? I should have been?
Speaker 4: Should have been? Jude bides for five dollars.
Speaker 1: What which the Wings would involve Homie the Clown for
an it skit in scary movie.
Speaker 3: Which involved the Waynes would have involved a Homie the
Clown skit and scary movie.
Speaker 4: He wishes the Waynes, how did you kill me?
Speaker 3: Then? How live in color?
Speaker 1: I know, how did you accidentally do whitch the Wings?
And also how were you able to translate? And then
he says this is for Tony's new PC.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 3: It looks like something away with, like one of my
participants would write, So I kind of like.
Speaker 1: Breton Chevin for five what is the A I forget
Australian dollars. Criky tried Da Vinci Resolve instead of using Premiere.
There's a free version and it also works on Linux,
which is a plus these days. Down with microslap. No, guys,
I'm using Premiere.
Speaker 2: I've switched over to Da Vinci recently and I said
the same thing Tony. I was like, fuck you, I'm
not switching and now I do Da Vinci full time.
It's the greatest fucking software ever.
Speaker 4: Maybe, but all my plugins are for convert.
Speaker 2: Them and it's four hundred bucks for four ninety nine
for a one time purchase and you get free upgrades
for life.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 4: Maybe incredible, maybe, but that's fine. I'm happy with Premiere.
I know Premiere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: That's fair, and it's not outdated. It's not like I'm
using Final Cut X or something. I'm using Premiere.
Speaker 4: Uh F, you're for five dollars.
Speaker 1: I didn't see Masters of the Universe, but my god
is Camilla Mendez super righed she was a nice looking
lady getting all those guys who were like, I can't
believe they racewaped the characters.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't care. If Tila wasn't a smoking
out latina she is.
Speaker 2: Now fuck you, I agree, I say, more movies.
Speaker 1: Well, let's not get too crazy. Okay, Look, can we
give you snow white for some reason? All right?
Speaker 4: And you guys didn't even show up for that, all right?
Speaker 3: Come that one didn't make any sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're allowed to say that, Mike.
Speaker 3: It's a prob Yeah, I can say it. You know,
as white as snow. Let's cussed a Hispanic woman with
brown skin. You know, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: If they wanted to be really progressive, they would have
got like an albino latina.
Speaker 4: But that wouldn't look good. I guess for them, you
are for ten dollars?
Speaker 1: Are we hyped to see Drew McIntyre in the new
Highlander reboot? Don't expect him to come back to WWE
anytime soon. He's busy filming another movie with Russell Crowe
in The Last Druid. Oh nice, Yeah, I'm excited to
see him in a Highlander.
Speaker 2: Sam See, I love Drew McIntyre and.
Speaker 1: The good thing about the New Highlander reboot is that
there should only be one Highlander movie, so if it's bad,
it'll just be a new bad Highlander movie. It won't
ruin anything. Future movie actor for five dollars. Well, I
actually think he's in the back room. We'll be talking
to him later. Two films from the April wrap up
I didn't get to discuss for the Super Mario Galaxy
movie and Lee Cronin's The Mummy twenty twenty six. Both
were pretty solid. Yeah, Mummy clips are getting shared all
over Twitter right now, you know, because I'm very I'm
very on top of what's trending on Twitter in the
form of out of context movie clips, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Providing content really funny.
Speaker 1: And the people of Nigeria, who for some reason weren't
taught to include the name of movies on their clips,
some of them are very upset with me, and they've
been blocking me because I'm ruining their engagement by posting
my review and saying that the movie.
Speaker 2: I did love The Mummy though, that was awesome.
Speaker 4: Future movie actor for two dollars. LPK guy is my cousin.
Everybody say hello, Hello, LPK Gallo. Wait did he leave
a super chat before or is he just in the chat?
Speaker 2: You know, might just be in the chat hanging out
or is.
Speaker 1: It just some kuding. Hey, guys, I want every want
to know that Mariella is my cousin. She's not on
the show or anything.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 1: Natasha lives re member for eleven months. Hey y'all, Hey Natasha,
and look who it is? Nice One take day, Gil
Trader d Day, Cat and MoU Oh is he Oh
he's giving his reviews?
Speaker 2: Okay, ye, disclosure Day.
Speaker 1: Some of bitch wouldn't even right disclosure so he could
keep it under ten dollars. Disclosure Day, Cat and Mouse Chase.
If Cat and Mouse were the bottom eyes embarrassing, what
movie thinks? It's so profound?
Speaker 4: He man, love the action visuals, love Skeletor, but painfully
unfunny jokes ruined the movie. That's pretty much. I wouldn't say.
Speaker 1: Ruined, but yeah, they definitely ruined either. Uh but yeah, Gil,
we didn't get up to disclosure day yet because first
we got to talk about Suy Frank Galda.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was I am ah it's Spanish.
I see I was confused.
Speaker 1: Frank killed Uh, Mike, you definitely watched this one, right,
I did not watch this on you, mother.
Speaker 2: We relied on you for your insight and taking span.
Speaker 4: S Rumba Biblioteca.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly to Maria yo Padre, come on.
Speaker 1: Now, this is a it's actually Mexico's first stop motion
animation film like features well whatever, and then I don't
know why it took him so long to make one
of these. Stop motion has been around for a really,
really really long time. But apparently these guys were mentored
by gear adults and they kind of look like they
kind of look like if someone cloned gillmel Del's and
it didn't come out exactly right.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: So it turns out this is actually a prequel.
Speaker 1: This Netflix movie is a prequel for a HBO Max show.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: I know, very annoying called Frank Kelda's Book of Spooks
and if Nanny Muskins is in the chat, not that
kind they mean ghosts. Uh.
Speaker 4: Frank Kelner's Books is a child's show.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: It's basically like I think I just killed Michael joke.
Speaker 1: It was a delayed reaction I of Frank Kenner's books
and spooks book, just singular book. It's basically like a goosebump, right,
It's like she's a little ghost girl. She's like, I'm
gonna tell you a story from my talking book, and
this story is gonna be about like, what was it
the I watched a couple. There's one like a kid
doesn't want to do homework, so an ogre comes and
says he'll do his homework for him, but he all
he asks for his name, and then the ogre takes
him over and he becomes an ogre and it's like
a whole there's a lot of don't trust strangers messages
in there, and I was like, you know what, out
of all the things I usually review, this is one
that's appropriate to watch with my nieces.
Speaker 4: This would be great.
Speaker 1: So you'll be surprised that this is the first thing
I've gotten in trouble for showing the twig.
Speaker 2: Of all the things you've shown the We've.
Speaker 1: Watched Predator Badlands multiple times. We've watched all the Traassic Parks,
Alien Versus Predator all under rainedar Um. They've watched me
play Alien Isolation where I got murdered over and over again.
All of these things were fine. Cramp is fine. We
watched an episode Joe. You might remember there was like
a c siren in this movie. She's from the show. Yeah,
it's an episode of the show where a boy is
kind of fat and he's afraid to take a shirt
off around his friends because he's afraid they'll make fun
of him and are at the lake. Meanwhile, a lake
monster is hypnotizing all his friends and she's taken them
into the lake. And then we see that if the
boy was just had enough self respect and courage to
take a shirt off and put it over the monster's head,
he could have saved all his friends. Instead, they all
got hypnotized and live under the water. So, you know,
it's a whole message about like self respect and you know,
self esteem and stuff. So the next day, the twins
walked around the house going, I don't love myself.
Speaker 4: A monster will eat me. I don't love myself. A
monster's gonna eat me.
Speaker 1: Ohmy monster's gonna eat me because I don't love myself.
But I went so she text me, She's like, what
the hell does this meet? I'm like, I don't know
why they were remembering get that? Huh, Yeah, that's she goes, yeah,
I don't show him that show, and I'm like, I
can't believe the one show that's actually meant for kids
is the one that got me because they don't know
where it's like self respect and whatnot. So then in
their little three year old nine they're like, he didn't
love himself and I don't love myself and a monster's
gonna get me. So I got in trouble for that anyway,
very very simple show for kids, like here's a scary story,
don't talk to strangers. For some reason, they decided it
needed a feature length animated prequel explaining.
Speaker 4: The deep lore of the show. So we meet uh.
I think her name is actually Francesca, but she becomes
frank Kelda.
Speaker 1: She's a little girl who likes to write stories, but
everyone tells her it's a waste of time. And then
she meets a prince from the monster world who lives
off nightmares. But their nightmare maker is doing a bad
job and humans aren't scared anymore. And this the best
thing this movie teaches us is that boomers will refuse
to retire so they can screw over younger generations. So
this guy's doing a bad job at his job, yep,
And the guy's like, how about we bring a new,
younger person in who's fresh, and he's fighting to keep
his position, even probably during a recession maybe anyway, so
he is so okay, So he got like the good
guy the bad guy. He makes her a ghost to
come to the world and like that's fine. And then
the movie gets super complicated. They start mentioning kingdoms and
there's like a like an overthrowing of the king, and
then people are betraying each other and there's that bitch
that got me in trouble with my sister. But it
gets very confusing, and I don't know. Maybe I was
just watching this too late, but I'm like, I feel
like I shouldn't be this lost in a kids film. Also,
these songs are all terrible. They're very, very forgettable. I
forgot it was a musical. But I will say I
loved the animation and the colors, and I like that
the animation was a little janky. I feel like a
lot of these new stop motion movies like I don't know, like, what,
what's a recent one? Does anyone know a recent stop
motion movie?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like I didn't watch that one. I'm thinking
like Kubo and the Two Strings or whatever that one
was called.
Speaker 4: But anyway, I feel like a lot.
Speaker 1: Of times they're a little too smooth, like to the
point where I'm like, it might as well just be
CGI if you're gonna smooth it over. This one was
janky and I actually enjoyed it. But yeah, so it
looked really great. I like the idea of the movie.
I just think the final product was just almost a
little too mature for the audience, uh and too confusing,
and it ended up being a prequel that we didn't
really need at all. We just needed a ghost girl
telling scary stories. I don't know why we needed a
two hour movie for this. Joey C what you think
of Frank Kelda. So Frank Kelda.
Speaker 2: Yes, Wow. The animation was cool as shit. It's really
great to see a stop motion movie on Netflix. I
was like, you very very lost in the plot, and
this is once again imaginative and trippy. I mister, reset
was more trippy than imagine imaginative, but this was incredibly trippy.
But the colors were fantastic. It's unbelievable how beautiful it
actually looks and how much effort. It went into it
really blown away by that. But in terms of the plot,
I don't have a fucking clue. And then and then
they started singing after like the parents died spoiler, and
I was like, all right, yeah, I guess we're doing
that too. Is this a musical? So I'll never watch
it again? But boy it looks cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty much all he can say.
Speaker 2: Looks yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: It's fun to look at. But yeah, it just didn't fire.
It didn't like Just Land for me as a movie.
Although the show, you know, as long as your nieces
don't go around misquoting it and get their uncle in trouble.
The show, I think it's fine. They're very short episodes,
they're very simple stories, and I would say, if you
have kids, maybe show them, Matt. It's an English and
espaniol that's Spanish for Spanish. Did you know that, Mike?
Speaker 3: I did not know that, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this was in English. I watched the
Spanish version. Hang on, do you remember when I said
I was confused? Perhaps I was confused because there was
a language barrier. I just thought I was an idiot.
I didn't know it was in English.
Speaker 1: But I didn't read, didn't bother to check.
Speaker 4: I do you know what?
Speaker 2: This movie was really good? I the plot was very cohesive.
I could understand it. There was there was lots of
character development, and.
Speaker 10: H you know what.
Speaker 1: You know on every streaming thing, there's a little button
you can click for audio and it'll give you the languages.
Speaker 2: Well they just said it said Espanol. So I just assumed, oh,
this is a Spanish movie. Nope, not how that works, idiot.
Speaker 1: Streaming platforms will have multiple languages that you could select from.
Speaker 2: Joey, I don't know why I clicked it and it
gave me the English subtitles.
Speaker 4: You no, no, but the audio can also be you
know what the subtitles is for the audio?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Huh.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm an idiot. I'm not afraid to admit that. Oops.
And Daisy, I no wonder. I was so fucking confused.
What the hell happened? Who changed my TV to Spanish?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, I'm talking to my dad right now?
Speaker 1: Could you could? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I understood. I didn't understand that was the point.
Oops a Daisy.
Speaker 3: So Joey's gonna get back to us with his reviews.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll you come back next month and talk about
it in depth.
Speaker 4: Come back next month for your l review.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, I certainly will.
Speaker 1: Okay, and congratulations Mexico for doing your first feature length stop.
Speaker 4: Yes, very cool in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Good job. Uh next up, Spielberg is back, bab He's
never really gone away. He makes like a million movies,
but he is back doing another alien movie.
Speaker 4: And actually, what was the last alien.
Speaker 1: Movie he did?
Speaker 4: It was probably Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's very hit or missed with alien movies, but yes,
he is back this This movie starts off with a
wrestling match featuring what was it, Lance Archer and Brian Cage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I recognize them, like I know those guys.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this movie is about a man who has
government secrets and alien technology and he plans to make
all of this information public to the whole world. Now,
this is written by David Cope, who did the original
Jurassic Park, but he also did Jurassic World Rebirth, which
was about someone who wanted to get the cure for
heart disease and give it.
Speaker 4: To the whole world.
Speaker 1: He did this plot line twice about someone wanting to
get something from evil people and give it to the
whole world.
Speaker 4: That's like his thing, I guess.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, he is on the run from his former employers,
who are in charge of finding UFOs and all their information,
extraterrestrial information. Meanwhile, a local newswoman played by Emily Blunt,
he's a cardinal, and it triggers a memory in her
and suddenly she's able to read people's minds and talk
in different languages, and she starts clicking like a crazy
person during a news broadcast, and they start getting hunted
by that's Colin Firth, right, that's Colin Firth. They start
being hunted by Colin Firth, who also has alien technology,
these little glowing sticks that can do brain stuff.
Speaker 4: We're never really clear now what we see at the end,
although I.
Speaker 2: Think that worked. I think that worked in the movie's
favor though that they can't explain it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So he's going into people's minds trying to
find out where the runaway is, but he can't get
into his mind or the lady's mind because they were
in what do they call him experiencers.
Speaker 4: They realized that they must have been abducted.
Speaker 1: In the past, and we find out that another man
who was part of this operation is setting up a
whole thing to trigger a memory that they had to
do a thing, and it leads to them, yeah, leaning
all or like giving out all the information on aliens.
We even see an alien and that's the whole thing,
and the whole world is shocked, especially this lady who's
become a meme right now. And yeah, guys, this movie
it asked the question like, what would happen if we
forced the government to finally release all the stuff about
UFO and aliens?
Speaker 4: And that's a good idea for a movie.
Speaker 1: I sure hope a month before it comes out the
government doesn't release as anything they know about UFOs and aliens.
Speaker 4: Literally a month before it came out, Donald Trump let
us know.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, we're releasing all the documents we have,
and I like that he goes, what the hell is
going on? And have fun and enjoy and Yep, you
could just go to the Department of Ward. You can
look up every single document about UFOs and aliens. And
I'm like, that was the worst time for them to
do this, because the whole movie hinges on the government
being like, we can never let anyone know about this.
We have to hide the truth that right before it
comes out, like, yeah, here it is, there's everything. Yeah,
we don't know what it is. Do you know what
it is? I don't know why we've been covering this
up for so many years. We don't know what any
of this shit is. People describe this movie as a
big chase, and it kinda is. Really something's off about it.
I couldn't get into this one. There were exciting moments.
The characters were charming enough. I kind of liked her
when she was with Kurt Russell's son, and I like
the guy with his girlfriend, but when then they teamed up,
they had like no chemistry together. The villain was kind
of bland. The aliens all look super generic, and also
it's kind of dumb that they're like, yes, they've been
landing for years. These aliens. Also they don't know how
to fly very well because they keep crashing. And the
mystery about like what the origin was with the two
characters was very predictable. It's like, yeah, they were abducted
and they were together, That's what it was. Joey C.
Speaker 4: How did you feel about disclosure today?
Speaker 2: You know, first I heard a rumor that the script
went through seventy drafts before Steven Spielberg approved it. It
could have used seventy one. It was awesome up until
the end. Without spoilers, I guess you already spoiled it.
It was kind of like a whole movie for Steven
Spielberg to tell us that like having empathy was a superpower.
And like you mentioned, of course this movie is very
topical now with UFOs and government disclosures. I don't fucking
buy it. There's way more they're not putting out. I
hate to admit it. I hate to admit this. Maybe
this is a hot take, maybe it's not. I hate
Josh O'Connor.
Speaker 1: I hate him.
Speaker 2: I hate him. He's horrible, absolutely tem.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's his name, Josh O'Connor, Right, yeah, yeah him. I
fucking hate him.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 4: You said you watched Wake Up Dead Man like three times.
Speaker 2: I did that. That was a very good movie. It
was very good movie was because of Daniel Craig, but
I hate him so much. The standout moments for me
in this movie was anything with Emily Blunt. She was
incredible and really had some wild emotional ranges from like
freaking out to being scared to being funny with like
the boyfriend and like leaving him at the gas station.
That was really funny. I quite enjoyed this movie up
until the end. Again, I don't know if we I mean,
I guess it's a spoiler. They disclosure their disclosure day it.
But the ending with the alien that was fucking stupid.
That was no fuck.
Speaker 1: It was so everyone would believe them when they showed
them all the information.
Speaker 2: They bring them in a truck.
Speaker 4: Over people's prison thing that they had.
Speaker 1: I hated it.
Speaker 2: Stupid ending, stupid.
Speaker 1: That was annoyed by Spielberg just he just only does
CGI for like creatures now and it's like, come on,
like the you couldn't make a puppet.
Speaker 2: They do have a nod to Close Encounters of the
Third Kind. That was really cool. They show the ship
from there. I really appreciated that. Other than that, it
was pretty good up until, in my opinion, the last
fifteen thing. Ever, No, it definitely wasn't.
Speaker 1: But it was.
Speaker 4: It was an okay watch the first time.
Speaker 2: I agree, I'll give you that it was. The problem is, though,
is I had just seen Obsession twice that week, so
like it fucked it all up. For me, every movie
I saw after that for like two weeks was like
not good.
Speaker 1: In my.
Speaker 4: Mike, did you see this one?
Speaker 1: I did? Okay, how did you feel about it?
Speaker 3: Uh? I liked it for the most part, but yeah,
I kind of agree with Joey. The ending just kind
of ruined it for me to me, like once they
threw out the like the files, what it was just
that that generic alien shit that we've seen before wasn't
anything like new and it wasn't anything different.
Speaker 1: I will say it did play on some real life
UFO stuff. Let me make sure I get the actual one.
So remember he's showing them some footage that they have
and you get to see Richard Nixon when they.
Speaker 2: Say it with the celebrity with Jackie Gleeson.
Speaker 1: Jackie Gleason, dude who was a big part of like UFO,
UFO mythology and everything, And that is a very famous story.
And actually I might have mentioned this on another episode,
but like last year, I got real into the Twin
Peaks books. Yeah, and the History of Twin Peaks book
goes into real conspiracies and UFO mythology and low but
they they end up working it into the Twin Peaks mythology.
So yeah, they do the whole thing with Richard Nixon
and Jackie Leeson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that was cool.
Speaker 4: And then they do it in this movie too, which
they never outright say who it is.
Speaker 2: I know, they just say like a fifties Hollywood star
and Jackie Gleeson built a house like an hour from
me in the shape of the UFO. It's so fucking cool.
I also just love The Honeymooners, so seeing Jackie Gleeson
in like twenty twenty six was fucking sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, there was some cool stuff, but yeah,
you're right, it was just all the alien stuff was
kind of generic. Yeah, uh, and it was more about
like the evils of man oh, and they have to
keep like adding in like like the world is about
to go into World War three or something. It's like
this looming thing, and I guess these aliens will stop
all the conflict. And as we all know, when the
US Department of War uh leaked all this stuff, finally
everything in Israel got solved, right, I haven't been reading
the news. Everything fine in the world, guys, yep, everything awesome, awesome,
Thank you US Department of War for letting us know
about UFOs and aliens. I still can't believe that happened.
I'm like, this is this movie is already dated. It's
already dated. Yeah, some people were saying it's Spielberg's worse.
Speaker 4: It's not that bad, but I'm trying to look here,
what was the last Spielberg thing I've seen?
Speaker 1: Because these days Player one, right, he makes he makes
a lot of dad movies these days, like The Post
and Bridge of Spies and the West Side Story remake
Story one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was probably the last thing I saw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see. And then like a lot of
his like more actiony stuff hasn't really been hitting, Like
Adventures of Tintin was fine, Warhorse fine, BFG. I didn't
see Ready Player one. Yeah, any Player one was probably
the last movie I saw with him. Yeah, and that
wasn't very good. I did want to see The Fableman's
because it's supposed to be like kind of biographical, Yeah,
but apparently it was like less about his love for
film and more about like his dad getting cooked by
Seth Rogan.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that actually sounds pretty terrible.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, you know what David Lynch
is in it, I'll see it just for David Lynch
and then they just put his set out.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm just gonna watch this scene. Amazing. Problem,
I don't see the rest of the movie. I should
check out The fable Man.
Speaker 1: So I heard it was over.
Speaker 2: I also really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I guess once in a while he'll
try to do something to like recapture the magic. And
this just didn't land for anyone. Really. Yeah, I couldn't
get into it. And you know when I realized, I've
never seen a good cgi Idea or Elk or Moose.
Speaker 4: There are so many movies with and I've never seen
a good one.
Speaker 2: Well that's why the nineteen ninety five classic Tommy Boy
used a real deer in that scene.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking, like I remember the Ring too, being like,
oh this is rougher in this movie, I'm like, this
is also rough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 4: So yeah, i'd say check it out when it hits streaming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I would say too. It was. It
was decent enough to where I think it's it's a
fine streaming movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Emily Blunt was really good. There's some exciting chases.
There's like that whole train sequence.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's not going to change your life.
Speaker 4: And if you want to know about UFOs, you can
literally just go to the government.
Speaker 1: Just read so many about it.
Speaker 4: A lot of it is like, so a thing in
the sky cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Isn't that weird? Look at that sky?
Speaker 2: What's weird?
Speaker 4: A lot of shit up there. We don't know these things.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, Spielberg might have let us down,
But I know who wasn't gonna let us down. That's
the Wayne's brothers. That baby Scary Movie six A Scary
Movie twenty twenty six. I just reviewed the original Scary Movie.
I had a Crystal and Johannah were on that one
in studio. First time in a while. Wow. Yeah, it's
about what you would expect. You got some new characters,
some old characters returning. They're parrotying all the new horror
films like Halloween twenty eighteen. What was that one with
Octavis Spencer? Was it MA or something?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're doing MO they're doing Get Out the Substance,
and they're hanging out with celebrities like.
Speaker 4: I sent it the twitch guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that good. And they're doing Twitch streams. And you know,
in the first one she did a matrix style fight.
In this one she does a John Wick style fight.
And here's a positive, guys, I got a positive here. Okay,
let me give you all the positives. In the Terrifier
three parody scene, my good friend Mike Levy was in
the background. Wow, what's her face from Sleepaway Camp? And
I thought I thought it was pretty cool, Like, there's Mike.
Speaker 4: Now for the negatives. The rest of the movie, this
was bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw this in a pretty pack theater and this
was this was the most like amount of laugh you
would hear, right, it would be this.
Speaker 1: Huh yep, The funniest reaction you can get in this
movie is everything fucking fell flat in this one. It
ended up just being a bunch of references. But even
the gags weren't that funny. Uh, pretty much none of
it was funny? Am I wrong? Joey?
Speaker 4: How did you feel about Scary Movie twenty twenty six?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm pretty sure. After I saw it, I texted
you and just said, like, what the fuck or something.
I literally don't even know where to begin. I can't
even explain how cringey this is and here's the thing though,
Like if I was thirty in two thousand skit when
the first one came out, would I have thought the
same thing? I really don't fucking think so, right, And
maybe it's because I'm older and somehow more mature, but wow,
this was fucking bad.
Speaker 1: I will say in my review some of the jokes
from back then were like and I'm not even being
like a one of those woke limp tards. It's just
like a lot of like the gay jokeses weren't as
funny as I more than being as like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's fair.
Speaker 4: So there was that, so even that, but even that
was funnier than this.
Speaker 2: But I like, even the fucking trans jokes in this movie,
they were just so fucking cringey. They weren't even funny.
Speaker 1: They didn't go hard enough to be honest, they just
like they were like, all lines will be crossed. I
didn't watch them, like this is pretty fucking tape. I
could scroll Twitter for five years exactly.
Speaker 2: It's almost like funnier by the way they like they yeah,
maybe they crossed every line, but they barely got over
each line. Like it was I'll tell you what. The
the one thing I did almost like it was the ending.
It's very meta at this point, and I think at
this point I was like, this movie is so fucking stupid.
This is kind of okay. Where it lost me no yet,
was the fucking first scene with the girl in the bar.
Speaker 1: I was like, scream, scream six yeah, and like and
with with uh, what's her face? She made a cameo, Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, the girl from the original.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know her name.
Speaker 1: Why am I blanket on her name? It was like
a whole thing in my episode who's thet keep talking? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Okay, where she was like screaming around a wet ass
pussy and I'm like, oh, my fucking god, is this
what the fucking movie is gonna be?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you knew that exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Set them. Yeah, I didn't remember, right, the good Burger lady.
She was the bartender, right, she was the bartender. Yeah,
the good Burger Lady. That's all she's known for. Right
then and there, in the first three minutes, I was like, Oh,
my fucking god, this is gonna be so bad, isn't it.
And then I will say I did laugh at the line.
Matter of fact, I think it was in the trailer
where she was like, oh, yeah, I don't worry. I
think all white people are racist. And then I'll tell you.
Another thing I laughed at is when they that kid died,
when she shot that kid and then she buried them
and the tombstone said like random white extra team or
something like that. That was pretty funny. Other than that,
this movie was fucking bad, dude, But.
Speaker 4: There were some like when it was actually trying to
parody stuff and like mock like.
Speaker 1: Movies, there were some good moments. My favorite was so like,
Scream five is kind of the template for this movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and which one was five?
Speaker 1: That was the one with jenneraler Tega, the first.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that one, that one.
Speaker 4: That one, yeah, the one where.
Speaker 1: The boyfriend is obviously ghost Face and this movie makes
fun of that.
Speaker 2: For the boyfriend is they say that They didn't literally
say that, but they did.
Speaker 1: Something that always cracks me up in the screen movies,
where like ghost Face will get like punched in the
face with like a pan uh and then you'll see
you'll see the character in the next scene and he's
totally fine. What was it? Scream the three Sydney Grabs
ghost Face when she's like on the house set and
she throws him out of the house set.
Speaker 4: He falls onto a table and.
Speaker 1: Everything, and then it cuts to a scene where who
we learn is go goes face Roman is like having
a conversation with Lance Hamers and he's like, yeah, blah
blah up what did he be like ow ow the
couch for this conversation? Yeah, oh my god. That's so.
They do a scene in this where he hits ghost
face like in the head, and then the next scene
she's like, hey, how doe, You're okay and he's got
a big ass food. I also did enjoy this felt
very naked gun when he goes to stabber and accidentally
stabs like the diagram of a man, but then the
face changes. Oh yeah, they changes.
Speaker 2: That is that wasn I agree, that was another funny thing.
Speaker 1: Real quick, real quick, Am I the only one noticing this,
Mike is Joey c freezing and getting all robody.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: I kept losing his audio.
Speaker 4: You what's happening to me?
Speaker 1: Chat?
Speaker 3: I kept losing his audio. That's why I kept blogging
out and coming back in because he kept just going
completely silent.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice an till now Chat is Joey C's
audio robody.
Speaker 2: No, not me. I've been undefeated in that.
Speaker 4: He's good on our end, says the flail.
Speaker 2: I will say, you two have have frozen a couple
of times, and I've just gone with it because it
only happens every once in a while.
Speaker 4: Okay, as long as it's good chat is it good?
Speaker 2: Or am I moving? Am I moving?
Speaker 1: It's all fine here they say, Okay, you were fine
the whole thing until like just now, Okay, everyone says
it's fine.
Speaker 4: It's probably on our end. Okay, very fine, Mike. Was
there anything like good in this that really stands out
to you?
Speaker 3: I will say the one that played uh Ania Fairs
daughter did do a really good job at mimic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did like that that.
Speaker 3: Besides that, yeah, no, it was awful, Like it was
like qualities for this movie. Really, Like the whole thing
was all the Wings were taking our franchise back. It's
back and it's like, you know.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you another scene I laughed at all. Right,
I'm not afraid to admit this when the baby Dick
scene that was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: Call back to the original one.
Speaker 3: Then like they had the uh Jermaine Jackson movie trailer. Yeah,
maybe that was fucking sense the stuff they put in
this movie.
Speaker 1: That was about like a lot of these movie parody movies,
they started just writing jokes based off trailers that were popular. Yeah,
it's like, okay, well that's not as fun.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a time cap. So like in like
twenty years, if you go back and rewatch it, you
can be like fuck, I forgot all about stay on
Netflix or whatever. Yeah, so maybe that's the that's the
the silver lining here.
Speaker 1: Also there's weird stuff where like, hey, they parody it
follows when he's talking about his mom having sex in
the car and it looks like it follows, and then
later on she's like, I was gonna say it was
like it follows, but that movie's too niche no one
would know.
Speaker 4: And it's like, but you may even it follows joke,
you can't say no one no.
Speaker 1: Like the other one made more sense, where she's like, oh,
you're like John Wick, I'd say Ballerina, but no one
saw that shit. I'm like, okay, that one burns because
I think only us on this panel saw that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say we saw it. We definitely
saw it. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise.
Speaker 1: Because you hate women, you hate and then like it
gets it gets very mad at the end where the
Wayne's brothers are yelling at the cast for Green to
do scare movies after they let go. Although Anna Faris is,
she's like, well, I took it because I really wanted
to work with Charlie Sheen, Like that's funny. The one
with Doofy where he's basically he's basically the lady from
Final Destination Bloodlines and he's Dewey from Screen five where
he's like isolated but it's because he's afraid of COVID. Yeah,
And I feel like that would have been a funnier
joke two years ago.
Speaker 2: Well maybe it was written two years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, well they did a wet ass pussy
thing and I'm like that, yeah, well exactly. We don't
even remembers that really.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like the whole thing where he's isolated because he's
afraid of COVID, Like, that's funny. It would have been
funnier two years ago when people were like, I don't
think anyone's doing that anymore as far as I know.
Speaker 4: Uh, but yeah, I just couldn't get into any of this.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's it's a it's a shame though, because like
I feel like talks of a scary a new scary
movie happened for a long time, and it always sucks
when like an audience demands like a new or like
an older ip to come back, yeah, for like another addition,
And then it does come back and it just does
the normal thing of flopping, and it sucks because then
it fucking hurts the chances of everything else.
Speaker 1: But then again, like, actually I think this one did
very well surprisingly shit hold on, Yeah, thirty million budget,
two hundred and seventeen million.
Speaker 2: Bots, you know what I stand corrected, Maybe we're the
fucking goofballs here.
Speaker 1: Uh, but it was kind of a bum It's kind
of bummer because like Naked Gunn was so good, Yeah,
and it gave me hope that these movies are bad.
Apparently Fackham Hall is really good. That's also another parody
in the style. Uh, but I hear that one's good,
but I don't really watch the stuff that it's making
fun of, so I haven't seen it yet. And apparently
the new Rue Paul movie is like that, let's stop
that trains make a fun of disaster stuff. Yeah, which
I saw the one Clipper. They're walking around the Oval
office and they keep just piling stuff. Did you see
that clip?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, that's funny where she's frou Paul's it's like
give it to me straight and they're like, there's a
disaster about to happen the gay.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what? I have seen that. I have
a friend in the cast, So now I have to
text them and tell them to give me all the details.
Speaker 1: I want to see that one.
Speaker 4: That one looks actually pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Here's something else. Thinking about the Waynes Brothers movies though, like,
are we really surprised or is it really a letdown?
Because outside of like the first two scary movies, what
movies had they made that are a legitimately good, funny
movies that aren't cringey and cheesy, like White Chicks Little Man.
Speaker 4: Which they hit that White Chicks is coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Liked as a kid, I liked White Chicks as an adult.
It's a fucking awful movie. Do we really need to
see another one?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Remember they also did uh what's you called?
Speaker 1: They did, or at least Marlon Wayne's did Haunted House
one and two and A Haunted House and a hanted.
Speaker 2: You know what, the first one I thought was the
fucking first one was good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't see any of them. They looked rough.
Speaker 4: That was like, that was the problem.
Speaker 3: That really was cheesy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what is a mar I mean Marlon Wayne's
is actually in a lot.
Speaker 1: But what about Yeah.
Speaker 2: They did, you know, Don't be a Menace in South Central?
Speaker 4: That one was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fu yeah that on.
Speaker 4: Wait Sean Wayns, is he not acted in the movie
since Dance Flick?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't think you were retired or he's
took a big break for a long time.
Speaker 1: He was apparently in uh a television show called Animals
in twenty sixteen. And yeah, it looks like after two
thousand and nine he just I didn't notice he was
even gone. Okay, And uh, they didn't bring back the director.
Who was the it was? Who was the original director?
Speaker 3: Was?
Speaker 4: I think Damon Waynes was.
Speaker 3: The original, wasn't it. I think Kenan's want to direct
some only Damon direct them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Keenan, Yeah, there's too many wines, there's too many Wayes.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they didn't bring him back.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I didn't enjoy I really wanted to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for every like one funny thing, there's ten like
cringe things, and I'll never watch it again. I was
gonna go through all of them, and I don't think
I rarely want to watch any of them.
Speaker 3: I watched too the other night.
Speaker 4: Does that one hold up it well at all?
Speaker 3: As much as it as the first one to the
one that I watched the most.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I do need to do? I mentioned I
was gonna do it. I have the TV cut of
a scary movie one lot change and I just need
to sit and go through it. I just haven't had
time to go through it.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's the big one guy scary movie twenty
twenty six. It uh wasn't offensive enough, it wasn't funny enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, it was kind of just a waste of time.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: They really tried to ride on the Woka is Over
thing and they were yeah, yeah, push all our boundaries.
Only it wasn't that funny.
Speaker 2: They weren't even funny.
Speaker 1: We weren't funny, guys. Let's talk to some patrons here.
Let's talk to our lovely patrons. Hello Lauren, Hello over,
how are you doing.
Speaker 10: H I think I'm doing pretty good, you know. I
hope you're enjoying your copy of air Force two.
Speaker 1: Yes, watch my mailbag for my copy of air Force
Too that I got you guys, remember when Harrison Ford
made the very real sequel Air Force Too.
Speaker 9: Oh, it was all over.
Speaker 10: You know, it was advertised and you know people people
said it was kind of a rehash of the first one.
But I thought it was pretty good. I mean, just
pop the movie and I'm sure sure something good will play.
Speaker 4: There is there is a movie called air Force two?
Is there in two thousand and six?
Speaker 1: The movie is actually called in Her Line of Fire,
but apparently it's also called air Force two.
Speaker 10: Well, maybe I should send you that one on the
next mail bag.
Speaker 1: Also, air Force two is the you gotta update it.
Air Force two is the plane that carries the vice president.
So you got correct, you gotta put close on the cover.
Speaker 10: Well, you see that that was in my in my
plot description. If you read the caption, the idea is
that he, after all he went through in the first movie,
he loses re election and then years down the road
fills in a vice president. The same thing happens on
the same plane on a different plane Air Force two
this time.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll reboot it and they'll get Harrison Ford
stunt double.
Speaker 4: What movie would you like to talk about that's on
the list.
Speaker 10: Well, while we're on the topic of a scary movie,
I did see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exaccurate? Was the part to you everything that
was in the trailer? Yeah, that's a good answer.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 10: I think one of my biggest issues with this was
it was just like they would do a little parody
of a movie, but it wasn't like connected to anything.
It was just like, Okay, all of a sudden, the
kids are high at a party, and now they sent
out weed in the in the Halloween candy and now
the West.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Or the only one that actually like kind of worked
that was tight into the rest of it was what
was it, oh, the Terrifier one, because that was like
falling a previous Christmas or something. That was the only
one that actually felt like, sorry.
Speaker 4: That's how you had to find out that Santa wasn't really.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but you know, and I feel like a scary
movie worked best when it was like three movies that
three main or two or three main movies that it
was parting and yeah, there's too much much, it was
too much and like not there wasn't. Yeah, I can't
really I saw maybe like three weeks ago or something.
I can't even think of really anything aside from what
was in the trailer that like really stood out.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I remember one. I did like when they're like,
doy you have to do you have to have some
insight to the killer. You were the killer in the
first Scary Yes, but I was partied like that's funny
with the.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there was a moment or two that I thought
was funny. But again, and I can't really think of anything,
so it's not it was funny in the moment.
Speaker 2: But like.
Speaker 1: On Twitch playing video games.
Speaker 10: That that anime movie that demon Demon Hunters, Demon Hunters. Yeah,
I was like, okay, we're pairing that now. But then again,
Scary Movie three, did you know eight miles, Yeah, that's true. Yeah,
I mean they've always parted things that weren't horror, but yeah,
you know, I think it's probably the second worst of
the series.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 10: I mean I only saw five one, so I can't.
Speaker 1: Really really, I don't know if I've seen.
Speaker 2: I've seen it could.
Speaker 10: Also be the fifth best, so you know.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, Well, thank you for letting them know your
thoughts on scary movie.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being patron. Thank you for air Force too.
I love put so much work in the cover. Then
the disc you just put Sharpie, I.
Speaker 10: Should give a little explanation that was. That was an
April Fool's joke that was like six years ago. But
I was like, yeah, I should, I should give this
to Tony now. I feel like you would appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 4: I have it right next to Ernest.
Speaker 1: Does Dallas.
Speaker 4: Or does Ernest?
Speaker 1: I forget what the title is either one.
Speaker 4: Someone was selling a fake tape.
Speaker 1: It's not real. There's no movie in it. But it's
just Ernest with a bunch of girls. All right, Thank
you so much, appreciate you being a patron. Going down
the list here, Hello.
Speaker 9: Kirio Pilot, Hey Tony, how you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing great? What movie did you did? Joey c Die.
Speaker 9: Ah, I saw Masters of the Universe this time.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: It was a.
Speaker 9: Film based on an eighties cartoon that felt like an
eighties cartoon.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that a good thing?
Speaker 9: Yes, it was because it's.
Speaker 2: Done its job.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, Yeah, I honestly really liked it. I grew
up with the two thousand show on Tunami. I think
it was back in the day. I was really surprised
when the cat talked. I'm like, oh wait, he talked
in the eighties because they in two thousand. He just
roared and was a scaredy cat the whole time.
Speaker 1: So Mansters of the Universe, that that was a win.
Speaker 9: Oh, most definitely. I thought it was amazing and everybody
who complained about it was just giant crybaby and he
didn't see the movie.
Speaker 4: It, Yeah, they really didn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't enough to like, there's plenty of real stuff
to complain about. They're still making cringey stuff. That's why
when those guys they go after like they just try
to manufact and it's all tied to big franchises, like
do you venture out, You'll find cringe woke stuff in
other places, but you're afraid to jump out of your
sci fi fantasy world.
Speaker 9: Guarantee you. If that commercial didn't show that he him Joe,
they would not have complained. No, yeah, I agree, and
they would have blew up and the movie would already
announce the sequel. That was the after credit scene.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The demographic is like for men like pushing, like
fifty and sixty. So I don't know why they thought
it would be that. Well, that that good, but I'm
glad you like Masters of the Universe. Was there anything
else you watch on the list store?
Speaker 9: Unfortunately no, that was the only one.
Speaker 4: Well what based off other.
Speaker 9: Things I watched that were on the list but then
you took them off?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, based off our reviews tonight?
Speaker 1: What movie will you be checking out?
Speaker 9: Uh? Honestly the uh Frank, how do you say that?
Speaker 1: Frank Kelda?
Speaker 9: Frank Keelda, Yeah, yeah, I would was confused about that one.
I didn't I thought it already came out years ago.
Then you said, oh it was a show and HBO
Max like, oh that makes sense. Why I heard about
it like four years ago.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it's a show. I just saw Germaud
del Toro hyping it up. Uh and and then yeah
the whole like first uh.
Speaker 4: In Mexico, and I'm like, all right, I'll watch it
because of that, uh cure pilot.
Speaker 1: What do you got going on recently?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 9: Not not really much.
Speaker 4: See you got you got a nice Godzilla collection.
Speaker 9: Behind you there, Oh there's more hidden around there behind
the camera. Above the camera a sign poster from James Rolf.
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 4: I missed him this week and I was at too
many games.
Speaker 1: I was editing for them and I totally missed him.
Speaker 9: I got the poster from the last one he did
a cisaquon oh, which was the last convention at Sneeze
as well.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, uh but cool. Thank you for joining, thank
you for being a patron, and we will see you
next time. Uh real quick, my internet is like stuttering.
I'm gonna reset my VPN and Mike just disappeared too.
Speaker 2: I dude, I died too. I'm like, what the fuck's
going on.
Speaker 4: Here, Joey, I'm gonna reset my VPN if I disappear.
Speaker 1: Can you be entertaining? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can be entertaining.
Speaker 1: I could do that.
Speaker 2: I could definitely do that. Is he gone? Oh my god,
he's gone and he's frozen.
Speaker 4: I could read the.
Speaker 1: Port chat now, Yes, the power test. I'm back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're back. He's back.
Speaker 7: He's good.
Speaker 1: I think we're good. Now we're good.
Speaker 2: Now, nobody read the port chat.
Speaker 4: Tell you Mike is back.
Speaker 1: Mike yeah, hello, I just reset my VPN because my
internet was all weird. All right.
Speaker 4: I was gonna go to Whipped Cream Willie next, but
I'm just seeing a ceiling.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's there. Oh hello, Wi Cream Willy. By
the way, I did get your cameo request. I will
film it in case you were wondering Whip Cream Willie.
Speaker 4: What did you see on the list that you want
to talk about?
Speaker 2: Hey? You know, so all the theatrical ones.
Speaker 4: Okay, what are you most excited to talk about?
Speaker 6: I figure the only one I really liked was The
Masters of the Universe.
Speaker 4: Okay, were you a fan of Masters of the Universe?
Speaker 1: Well, the movie?
Speaker 2: I don't really know much about the show, right, Okay.
Speaker 4: So the movie was a win for you. What did
you like about the movie? Whipped Cream Willy?
Speaker 1: Hard to say, that's the movie I.
Speaker 4: Want to talk about most Masters of the Universe.
Speaker 1: Hard to say, hard to say, but there's.
Speaker 4: To hear what you say about the movie you hated.
Speaker 1: But I can say the New Jackass was very last
scary movie. I can believe that.
Speaker 4: I can believe that I heard it was like mostly
like a clip show?
Speaker 1: Is that exactly it was?
Speaker 5: It was like.
Speaker 1: It was like, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch the last two watch the clip.
Speaker 8: Show and don't stop the tray stopped that training at
that great either.
Speaker 6: It's like a really bad version of air play.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not that good. I heard next things.
Speaker 3: It's a descent song and stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 1: He man's a wind jackasses a win stop that training
not a wain scary movie? Bad?
Speaker 4: What about Disclosure Day?
Speaker 2: I don't really like that one too much.
Speaker 4: Chams of drug out quite a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, thank you whip cream, will you?
I will get to doing your county.
Speaker 9: Well. I could probably another movie.
Speaker 3: I saw this moment.
Speaker 6: Girls like Girls.
Speaker 1: How was that? It was a decent coming of age movie.
I think I saw the director was like I did
this because there's not enough, not enough like stories about lesbians.
I'm like, there is it.
Speaker 4: It's like what the movie?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: This is like the worst time hard Okay, okay, so
everyone should check those out.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you, thank you. It's getting late, so we
got to go down the line here. I always called
in for work. I think, yeah, what is he doing?
Speaker 1: I think he works somewhere and he walks around the
whole episode.
Speaker 2: Just does he Yeah, okay, you know what that's fair.
Speaker 1: That's up. Huh. Vincent, Hello, Vincent, Hey, everybody, great to
be on again.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: What movie do you want to talk about?
Speaker 6: Well, you don't know, Toy Story five. I guess it'll
have to be.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 6: Masters the Universe two was twenty six.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, real quick about Toy Story five. I didn't
see it with the twins, but I called them and
I didn't seen Toy Story four also. I got out
of seeing it and I asked them, like, what was
what was the movie about? And they just said the
name Jesse over and over again, and I went, oh,
that sounds terrible. Uh So, anyway, Masters of the Universe,
what did you think of it?
Speaker 6: It is about Jesse. Uh, the focus is on her. AnyWho.
Speaker 1: That sounds terrible, but keep going.
Speaker 6: The Universe jeez. Uh Message the Universe twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 6: I thought worked fairly well.
Speaker 11: I would say, what the flaw in the film is
that like they may be like they don't spend too
much time on Earth, but the problem is, like I
haven't seen the cartoons, so I don't know like what
his personality is like in the cartoon, so like him
like not really falling into the heat.
Speaker 6: I realized this is a movie about him like coming
into being kay Ban.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: At the same time, it just kind of feel like
because he's not, like he's still the atom that we learned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, real quick, you gotta get a little closer
to your mic.
Speaker 4: Your mic is like dipping out. Okay, there you go,
there you go. Okay, good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think because he's most of the movies, he's kind
of like the Adam was still kind of needs to mature,
who still needs to like fall into that role that Like,
it is kind of hard to be able to like
envision to like enjoy the movie because of that, because
a lot of that is built off of him.
Speaker 6: Like having to reacclimate into that world and into that
role that he.
Speaker 1: Which. I like that it's like a reverse of the
original movie where they start an attorney and go to Earth.
I like that they kind of started on Earth and
then go to Attorney. I like that kind of contrast there.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, the.
Speaker 11: Today seven film, which I also watched recently for the
first time, that does like basically take the approach of
trying to just introduce the get to the world and
then just like kind of throw you in and then
also just spend a lot of time on Earth and that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that does work to that movie's detriment.
Speaker 1: But what did you think of Jared Leto as Skeletory
seems to be the standout.
Speaker 11: I mean to a degree he might have not even
he might as well have not even been Skeletor, considering
like the highest face in his voice.
Speaker 6: And yet somehow that still hurt the box office as badly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why they kept putting him
in things, like just stop putting him in big things.
Speaker 4: People need a break from Jarrett Leto.
Speaker 11: I think because he still booked a bunch of stuff before,
like he started to become Bisonda on Grando. So then
like this may be very well be the thing that
like guarantees he doesn't get any more work. He's good
for what he uh, for what he does, he definitely
like looks and feels like Skeletor based on what I
know Skeletor.
Speaker 1: So no I thought he was good. I mean, I
don't know why after Haunted Mansion where he played a
skeleton and that bomb, they were like, you know what
we need, we need him to play a different skeleton.
That's what we need.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: We got two skeleton faced bad guys this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. Yeah they should face off.
Speaker 6: Experience.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you for calling in.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being a patron.
Speaker 4: To your cousin. By the way.
Speaker 6: Also, uh, my family's on vacation this week. I've been
recovering for cold and uh it was my brother's birthday.
Speaker 4: Birthday, birthday, Vincent's brother. A.
Speaker 1: Right, man, I'm gonna let you go down. We gotta
do super chatty. You have a good night.
Speaker 4: Thank you, let us these Uh okay, where worry? Here
we go correction LK. Yes, he isn't the chat nice.
Speaker 1: The flail for two dollars my eight hour old Deli
chicken strip tastes like tuna flail.
Speaker 2: You should get that checked out, bud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you really should.
Speaker 1: Don't eat that. The thrill for five dollars says I too.
Am excited for the Highlander remake and the inevitable hack
the movies review FYI, this is a thanks for reviewing
the original film. Yes, it's a while to do that.
Speaker 4: I'm excited to get back to that franchise.
Speaker 1: And oh, there we go.
Speaker 4: I go jet black for five dollars?
Speaker 1: Panel, how do you feel about the rumors, which, remember,
they aren't rumors, they're just what he says. That Tony
spreads about himself online that he's rich, famous, and doesn't
have a skin condition down there?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about those rumors? Guys?
Speaker 2: Fake, totally fake, big, big fake. I've seen his bank account,
I've seen his account, and I've seen his SKINISSI.
Speaker 1: Piko jet black for five dollars Again? Did you know
that Tony loves America so much He's gonna start wearing
a red, white and blue underwear with the cowboy hat
singing patriotic songs.
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 4: I mean that seems actually on brand for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, due to bides for five dollars, I fucked
up my earlier message because I'm using Google's voice to
text stealing company time watching heck Y Heck the movies.
Speaker 2: I love Heck the movies. That's nice and it probably
like censored it automatically.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it did the censor where it adds the asterisk.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: The flail for two dollars. Tony spreads himself.
Speaker 2: On Lote OnlyFans dot com slash hack the movies, folks.
Speaker 4: No, I haven't updated in a while. They told me
they're pausing mic.
Speaker 2: Oh never mind, don't I'll get back to it.
Speaker 4: I look I gained too much weight. I'm trying to
get back to japers.
Speaker 3: Get to spread, Tony, I.
Speaker 4: Will spread again.
Speaker 3: Just spreading my friend blood is bad.
Speaker 4: For five dollars.
Speaker 1: I know, I said Masters of the Universe jokes started
ruining it, but at least the jokes were funnier than
scary movie.
Speaker 4: Also review Seven Psychopaths please.
Speaker 1: You know what. Seven Psychopaths was one of those movies
I saw the trailer for and I'm like, that looks great.
Never got around to watching it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh Brenton Vin for two Australian dollars. Less people using
Windows and Adobe the better. Okay, I'm sorry, I agree,
Pyco chap Black for two dollars. Please review the Captain
America movies. Well, I would love to review the nineties one,
which was supposed to be at theater film and then
they shouted out on video. But if you want me
to talk about Captain America. Last year we reviewed Captain America.
Brand New Day or Brave New Day or Brand Oh No,
it was Brave New World, The Spider Man coming up.
Speaker 4: It's called Brand New Day.
Speaker 2: I'm getting all fucked up here, Brave New Day.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we did Black Captain America. That's the best one. Everyone,
Everyone America, Langleader LMFT for four nine nine Masters in
the Universe had a badass soundtrack. They got guitar god
Brian may.
Speaker 2: Well. I agree, it did have a badass soundtrack.
Speaker 1: The Flail for two dollars. My tummy feels funny. You
really should get help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should. You ate that sub shouldn't have.
Speaker 4: Fun up and there he is again with freem Willie
for five dollars.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where work two jobs at
the hospital, so the second one is a set your
own schedule job. Oh, Crystal got a cameo request too. Oh,
I guess he asked Crystals for Crystal's cameo. All right,
get your super chats in any remaining super chats. Joey,
See what do you got coming up? What do you what?
Speaker 4: Do you release something today?
Speaker 1: Sandra?
Speaker 2: Yes, I did. I explored a town that you may
not have visited in GTA San Andreas, and before that,
I went through the entire back rooms and tracked down
the bathrooms. Yes, you are in the back rooms, and
you got a pee or do whatever. I found the
back room. I found the bathrooms in the back rooms
for you. Uh so keep your eye out for more
bathrooms and restaurant reviews. We're gonna do a live one again.
Speaker 1: Suits. I'm glad you said pee because the stalls wouldn't
open in the back room.
Speaker 2: That is true, so I'm not sure how. But they
do have urinals. They have very nice golden urinals, so
I go, yeah, I appreciate it, really nice.
Speaker 4: And when I when I get a new computer, maybe
we'll play together.
Speaker 7: Definitely.
Speaker 1: I bought.
Speaker 2: In fact, I played through the entire Escape the back
Rooms on Twitch, Twitch, dot tv, Slash and Ficial Joys,
and then I played back Rooms Escaped together and they
were both scary as fuck. And I've put out two
highlight shorts of all my screams. Very scary games.
Speaker 1: I want to play the one I bought for that
night that I was supposed to do it was the
Lost tape, but it was Unreal Engine five and my
computer couldn't run it at all.
Speaker 4: It was like it was jittering the whole time.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, this isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: Luckily, they both of them that I have escaped, the
back rooms and back rooms escape together. They both are
cross platform and I have my Xbox so we can
play them. Yeah, so we're gonna do that when you
get a new PC. That'll be a fun stream. So
look look out for that live stream.
Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna be a good time. Mike, where
can we follow you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Beat it out on everything? Think all up already seven
on everything?
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, that's that's correct.
Speaker 1: That is nice, and I should say it here. There's
probably not gonna be a July wrap up because we
are all very busy. Uh So, the plan right now
is to do a July August wrap up. In the
beginning of September, we will keep doing live episodes. I'm
sure we're gonna do a bunch of boys month live episodes.
I'm already planning live episodes for this month. But when
it comes to wrap ups, there's some like really big ones,
and I want everyone to have time to watch them,
Like we're getting an Evil Dead and Spider Man this month.
But we're all doing a million things and it's the summer,
so I thought the safest bet was to, uh just
do it in September. We'll do like a summer wrap up.
But again, yeah, we'll still be doing live stuff here
and there. I just thought that was made the most
sense unless like a movie, unless Spider Man is so amazing,
I need to do an emergency live episode.
Speaker 2: That's true, and get your tickets for me and Tony
live in Rochester, New York, July nineteen at one pm
Photo City Music Hall.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna post a link to those right now.
Speaker 8: Rights.
Speaker 1: We got outfits for this, we do. I saw me,
you saw me and Joey's outfit on our socials. Kaylee
uh is gonna be posting a video with her Cammi outfit, uh,
which she's very excited for the world to see. And
we got to start thinking of some jokes and.
Speaker 2: Figure.
Speaker 4: Originally we were gonna have it we're like.
Speaker 1: The movie would Paul's and we would like do a
few skits. But I think we're gonna also do that,
but then also just like make jokes throughout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and I think we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have some audience interaction. We might get some people
to redoce some of the most famous scenes in the mid.
Speaker 2: A good.
Speaker 4: Let me uh sorry, let me find my link to
where you can buy the tickets.
Speaker 2: Right on your Twitter. I think you tweeted it.
Speaker 1: I'm on Patreon. I know it's on Patreon too.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see if I can find it faster.
Speaker 3: Ones to try to open another page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even don't even fucking try.
Speaker 1: Chill, relax, found it? Uh put it? Send it to me,
Send it to me.
Speaker 2: You know. Oh okay, private chat? There we go right there?
Speaker 1: Because if I pacer from my account on YouTube, you
know how YouTube will sometimes hide links.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, that's true. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: That it comes from me. It should be fine. That
is where he can get the tickets.
Speaker 4: Cool and uh yeah, I can't wait to see you guys.
Speaker 1: Do we get another one?
Speaker 2: We did?
Speaker 1: We did? We did Languid for five dollars. It's cool
that Masters of the Universe was released during Pride Month.
Speaker 4: Skeletor is a classic.
Speaker 2: D icon that's right, that's right, dressed up in for Pride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I totally forgot it was Pride Month. I
was all in on Black Music Month. I'm sure you
all watch my Black Music episode The Wiz Manny right.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course you can tell by the analytics.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Joey, you called into that episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I was live streaming, and like four people
in my chat were like, Tony wants you to call him.
I'm like what.
Speaker 1: Everyone I skept calling into that episode interrupted.
Speaker 2: So I go Tony. Okay, God damn, another one confused friend.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone, thank you all for watching, and I
hope you have a great Fourth of July. Also, I
hope you all had a great Father's Day, or at
least better than the lady who strangled me the bar.
Speaker 2: We forgot. How did we forget to mention that.
Speaker 4: Other's day?
Speaker 1: It was a very sad lady h going around groping
people at the bar. And then I put my head
down on my phone and I thought of the arm
around me, and that.
Speaker 2: Was we're fucking you. Were like, lady, get off me.
Speaker 1: Lady, I recorded because I thought a fight was gonna
break out because she wouldn't let go and she was
pulling my seatback.
Speaker 2: I'm like, lady, you gotta get off me. Holy shit,
I can't believe we forgot to mention that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had to make that joke at
the top of the episode to a happy Father's Day
and mentioned that lady who choked me. God damn. That
was I was like afraid there. I went back there
the other day and I was like afraid. Thought they
were gonna. I had never seen them before. Hopefully they're
not regulars.
Speaker 4: That was rot. Yeah, but you al Rightio, forgive your
father's all right.
Speaker 2: It's ray. Goodbye, everybody.