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<v Speaker 1>What Linchintago on Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j R R. Don't forget about the big job

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<v Speaker 1>fair tomorrow. If you're looking for a change of scenery

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<v Speaker 1>on the job front, good opportunity for to explore some

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<v Speaker 1>new opportunities tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>You see all that list of different places they're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be out there tomorrow, Everglades Equipment Group, Walt Disney's City

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<v Speaker 2>of Orlando, Go work for.

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<v Speaker 1>The city, pick a category, man. There's a job field

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<v Speaker 1>representative there tomorrow at the Orlando Science Center from noon

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<v Speaker 1>to four with free parking.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be a good deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, dress to impress, bring your resumes, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be uh hiring recruiters on site, some you know,

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<v Speaker 1>literally offering interviews on site.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to see the list I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>and all the info for tomorrow's you have the times

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<v Speaker 2>and info about the free parking fl jobs now dot

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<v Speaker 2>Com tomorrow between what nooned for Yep, this can then

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<v Speaker 2>be an employment party. That's what we're calling it. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what we're calling it, I'm gonna rename it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if sales like this, but it's an employment party.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, they appreciate you enhancing things over their taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did you searching for over.

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<v Speaker 1>It's technical, behind the scenes stuff that I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make an adjustment to here.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do this one so I can invent some

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<v Speaker 2>more employment parties if you want me to know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a stall for a Now, let's begin with the

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<v Speaker 1>headline of the week contender, shall we over in England?

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<v Speaker 1>An interesting court case happening right now. The piano teacher

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<v Speaker 1>poored bleach on partner and try to sever his penis

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<v Speaker 1>after being refused sex. Whoa hold on piano? Worth the wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, piano teacher. I'm just gonna what I do now

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<v Speaker 2>because it's too much to write down. These headlines are long.

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<v Speaker 2>Piano teacher poored bleach por bleached. Partner is partner a

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<v Speaker 2>man or a woman. She's a she and he's a he. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I was just it's kind of a traditional thing they

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<v Speaker 2>got going there. I wasn't sure, you know, because with

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<v Speaker 2>a pianist and all that, it was just so piano

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<v Speaker 2>teacher pored bleach on partner. I'm just living with that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll remember, tried to sever his penis after being refused sex.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just this is just they're they're a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>just a disagreement. She was feeling randy, as they say,

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<v Speaker 1>over there, and he wasn't feeling it. And uh, were

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<v Speaker 1>they in his flat or hers? I learned what a

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<v Speaker 1>flat was a couple of years ago from Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>They they lived together, so I guess it's their flat.

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<v Speaker 1>They're flat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder if they have pets. Yeah, she's a

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<v Speaker 2>nut job. I can see it in her eyes. He

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<v Speaker 2>just held up a picture of her. You're calling crazy eyes. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it helps that did She tried cutting his

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<v Speaker 2>penis off too. You wake up and she flat out

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<v Speaker 2>setting court.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to harm his penis, but because he moved,

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<v Speaker 1>I got his thigh instead.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that doesn't help you on the stand man in

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<v Speaker 2>shert psycho music, Man, I told you I see it

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<v Speaker 2>in the eyes. You wake up and she's doing that

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, Bobbitt style, Lorena Bobbit back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>How long ago?

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<v Speaker 2>You know Lorena Bobbit had to be twenty years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't it easily? Yeah? For those that don't know are

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<v Speaker 2>younger listeners, she was somebody who cut off her husband

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<v Speaker 2>or yeah, it was husband's penis with it. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was John Bobbit. Was it with a butter knife?

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<v Speaker 2>You need to how you know how folklore goes. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a fishing story.

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<v Speaker 1>Hedge clippers, yeah, band saw Yeah, I edger with a

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<v Speaker 1>dull blade. All right. From that, we go to this.

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<v Speaker 3>Florida man. Fload of man, floating man. Got to be

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<v Speaker 3>a flooding man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a Florida woman and we need to welcome

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<v Speaker 1>back to Florida woman's status. Repeat offender Chelsea White from

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<v Speaker 1>Saint Lucie County Fort Pierce represent baby.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what's Chelsea doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea has once again made Florida woman's status for the

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<v Speaker 1>second time in two years, being arrested for the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing with the same guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sidewalk sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Dildo battery. Dildo battery is what it boils down to here.

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<v Speaker 1>The dildo, the dildo belonging to her boyfriend, which she

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<v Speaker 1>used to beat him with.

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<v Speaker 2>You got yeah, probably because she found it and goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Would have thought everybody involved would have learned their lesson

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<v Speaker 1>the first time around.

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<v Speaker 2>You you just had to get back together. Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>you got one of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I have a dildo?

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to watch your facial reaction, Taco Bob, God,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish this was on Facebook Live like it used

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<v Speaker 2>to be wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you known me now?

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<v Speaker 3>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>We've worked together? What twenty seven years? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's counting? Haven't you learned something on this show? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>ask questions that you already know the answer to.

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<v Speaker 2>But sometimes you just have to, you know, just like

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<v Speaker 2>in their relationship, you have to do strange things like

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<v Speaker 2>beat the hell out of each other with dildo in

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<v Speaker 2>our relationship of being, you know, doing a show this long,

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<v Speaker 2>I ask a question like that just to see your

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<v Speaker 2>facial reaction. That's it. A sheer bit of pleasure for

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<v Speaker 2>me to watch this, much as a dildo would provide

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<v Speaker 2>pleasure for an individual. I just want to see the

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<v Speaker 2>reaction of are you out of here? F and mind Bob?

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<v Speaker 2>Then I go, dude, whatever, man, I'll see you at

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<v Speaker 2>the employment party. Hey, I did a little tracking while

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about somebody beating up their their lover

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<v Speaker 2>or the dog or yea for the second time, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, and I saw last week's headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I was comparing, you know, comparing contrast, like they say

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<v Speaker 2>in school. So today's was the piano teacher pouring bleach

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<v Speaker 2>on lover and then wanting to cut his penis off.

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<v Speaker 2>How does that compare with man had bad breath for

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<v Speaker 2>three days because he ingested a cockroach. I think I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather have a penis cutoff attempt than that cockroach. Still,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're both evolved cockroaches, you know, But which

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<v Speaker 2>one you gown which is worse? I know it's headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week, not the month, But.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they each have their own qualities, respective of course,

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<v Speaker 1>and they fall in different weeks, so they're really technically

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<v Speaker 1>not in competition. I probably the penis.

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<v Speaker 2>One John Wayne and Lorrain and Bobbitt Pat you ready

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<v Speaker 2>for this? My god? Ninety three? Yeah, thirty one years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>as somebody said, with her teeth, and I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was with a knife.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, let's check in and see what's going on over

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, could we not?

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<v Speaker 1>They're eating dirt? Now, they're eating dirt on TikTok Taco Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>I have this story on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that what parents used to do to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>make sure the kids don't worry about germs. Just go

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<v Speaker 2>eat some dirt.

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<v Speaker 1>They're eating biodynamic soil in the form of clay and

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<v Speaker 1>other types of earthy materials. In the thought process that

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<v Speaker 1>the minerals are good for you. But health experts obviously

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<v Speaker 1>are saying, hold on a second, just because it's being

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<v Speaker 1>sold on edsy and eBay doesn't mean that it isn't

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<v Speaker 1>loaded with chemicals rocks and rusty nails and such.

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<v Speaker 2>And the tiepods weren't good for you either, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And listen, I really don't want to throw a whole

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<v Speaker 1>wet blanket on your dirt creating mud here. But if

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<v Speaker 1>this indeed were valid here, the world hunger problem would

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<v Speaker 1>be solved with this answer.

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<v Speaker 2>That I was just trying to get people jobs. Earlier

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<v Speaker 2>in the show, You're solved in the World hunger, hey man,

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<v Speaker 2>look at me, Look at me, and it's early Linten

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