Speaker 1: What Linchintago on Orlando's rock station one O one one
Speaker 1: w j R R. Don't forget about the big job
Speaker 1: fair tomorrow. If you're looking for a change of scenery
Speaker 1: on the job front, good opportunity for to explore some
Speaker 1: new opportunities tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You see all that list of different places they're gonna
Speaker 2: be out there tomorrow, Everglades Equipment Group, Walt Disney's City
Speaker 2: of Orlando, Go work for.
Speaker 1: The city, pick a category, man. There's a job field
Speaker 1: representative there tomorrow at the Orlando Science Center from noon
Speaker 1: to four with free parking.
Speaker 2: Gonna be a good deal.
Speaker 1: You know, dress to impress, bring your resumes, and there's
Speaker 1: gonna be uh hiring recruiters on site, some you know,
Speaker 1: literally offering interviews on site.
Speaker 2: If you want to see the list I'm talking about
Speaker 2: and all the info for tomorrow's you have the times
Speaker 2: and info about the free parking fl jobs now dot
Speaker 2: Com tomorrow between what nooned for Yep, this can then
Speaker 2: be an employment party. That's what we're calling it. Is
Speaker 2: that what we're calling it, I'm gonna rename it. I
Speaker 2: don't know if sales like this, but it's an employment party.
Speaker 1: Sure, they appreciate you enhancing things over their taco Bob.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did you searching for over.
Speaker 1: It's technical, behind the scenes stuff that I'm trying to
Speaker 1: make an adjustment to here.
Speaker 2: If you do this one so I can invent some
Speaker 2: more employment parties if you want me to know.
Speaker 1: It's a stall for a Now, let's begin with the
Speaker 1: headline of the week contender, shall we over in England?
Speaker 1: An interesting court case happening right now. The piano teacher
Speaker 1: poored bleach on partner and try to sever his penis
Speaker 1: after being refused sex. Whoa hold on piano? Worth the wait,
Speaker 1: wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, piano teacher. I'm just gonna what I do now
Speaker 2: because it's too much to write down. These headlines are long.
Speaker 2: Piano teacher poored bleach por bleached. Partner is partner a
Speaker 2: man or a woman. She's a she and he's a he. Okay,
Speaker 2: I was just it's kind of a traditional thing they
Speaker 2: got going there. I wasn't sure, you know, because with
Speaker 2: a pianist and all that, it was just so piano
Speaker 2: teacher pored bleach on partner. I'm just living with that.
Speaker 1: We'll remember, tried to sever his penis after being refused sex.
Speaker 1: It was just this is just they're they're a couple,
Speaker 1: just a disagreement. She was feeling randy, as they say,
Speaker 1: over there, and he wasn't feeling it. And uh, were
Speaker 1: they in his flat or hers? I learned what a
Speaker 1: flat was a couple of years ago from Pat.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: They they lived together, so I guess it's their flat.
Speaker 1: They're flat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if they have pets. Yeah, she's a
Speaker 2: nut job. I can see it in her eyes. He
Speaker 2: just held up a picture of her. You're calling crazy eyes. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean it helps that did She tried cutting his
Speaker 2: penis off too. You wake up and she flat out
Speaker 2: setting court.
Speaker 1: I wanted to harm his penis, but because he moved,
Speaker 1: I got his thigh instead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't help you on the stand man in
Speaker 2: shert psycho music, Man, I told you I see it
Speaker 2: in the eyes. You wake up and she's doing that
Speaker 2: to you know, Bobbitt style, Lorena Bobbit back in the day.
Speaker 1: How long ago?
Speaker 2: You know Lorena Bobbit had to be twenty years ago,
Speaker 2: wasn't it easily? Yeah? For those that don't know are
Speaker 2: younger listeners, she was somebody who cut off her husband
Speaker 2: or yeah, it was husband's penis with it. I think
Speaker 2: it was John Bobbit. Was it with a butter knife?
Speaker 2: You need to how you know how folklore goes. It's
Speaker 2: like a fishing story.
Speaker 1: Hedge clippers, yeah, band saw Yeah, I edger with a
Speaker 1: dull blade. All right. From that, we go to this.
Speaker 3: Florida man. Fload of man, floating man. Got to be
Speaker 3: a flooding man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 1: It's actually a Florida woman and we need to welcome
Speaker 1: back to Florida woman's status. Repeat offender Chelsea White from
Speaker 1: Saint Lucie County Fort Pierce represent baby.
Speaker 2: All right, what's Chelsea doing?
Speaker 1: Chelsea has once again made Florida woman's status for the
Speaker 1: second time in two years, being arrested for the same
Speaker 1: thing with the same guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, sidewalk sex.
Speaker 1: Dildo battery. Dildo battery is what it boils down to here.
Speaker 1: The dildo, the dildo belonging to her boyfriend, which she
Speaker 1: used to beat him with.
Speaker 2: You got yeah, probably because she found it and goes,
Speaker 2: what are you doing this thing?
Speaker 1: Would have thought everybody involved would have learned their lesson
Speaker 1: the first time around.
Speaker 2: You you just had to get back together. Come on,
Speaker 2: you got one of them?
Speaker 1: Do I have a dildo?
Speaker 2: I just wanted to watch your facial reaction, Taco Bob, God,
Speaker 2: I wish this was on Facebook Live like it used
Speaker 2: to be wonderful.
Speaker 1: How long have you known me now?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: We've worked together? What twenty seven years? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's counting? Haven't you learned something on this show? Don't
Speaker 1: ask questions that you already know the answer to.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you just have to, you know, just like
Speaker 2: in their relationship, you have to do strange things like
Speaker 2: beat the hell out of each other with dildo in
Speaker 2: our relationship of being, you know, doing a show this long,
Speaker 2: I ask a question like that just to see your
Speaker 2: facial reaction. That's it. A sheer bit of pleasure for
Speaker 2: me to watch this, much as a dildo would provide
Speaker 2: pleasure for an individual. I just want to see the
Speaker 2: reaction of are you out of here? F and mind Bob?
Speaker 2: Then I go, dude, whatever, man, I'll see you at
Speaker 2: the employment party. Hey, I did a little tracking while
Speaker 2: we were talking about somebody beating up their their lover
Speaker 2: or the dog or yea for the second time, by
Speaker 2: the way, and I saw last week's headline of the week.
Speaker 2: I was comparing, you know, comparing contrast, like they say
Speaker 2: in school. So today's was the piano teacher pouring bleach
Speaker 2: on lover and then wanting to cut his penis off.
Speaker 2: How does that compare with man had bad breath for
Speaker 2: three days because he ingested a cockroach. I think I'd
Speaker 2: rather have a penis cutoff attempt than that cockroach. Still,
Speaker 2: I mean, they're both evolved cockroaches, you know, But which
Speaker 2: one you gown which is worse? I know it's headline
Speaker 2: of the week, not the month, But.
Speaker 1: I think they each have their own qualities, respective of course,
Speaker 1: and they fall in different weeks, so they're really technically
Speaker 1: not in competition. I probably the penis.
Speaker 2: One John Wayne and Lorrain and Bobbitt Pat you ready
Speaker 2: for this? My god? Ninety three? Yeah, thirty one years ago,
Speaker 2: as somebody said, with her teeth, and I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think it was with a knife.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's check in and see what's going on over
Speaker 1: on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Oh, could we not?
Speaker 1: They're eating dirt? Now, they're eating dirt on TikTok Taco Bob,
Speaker 1: I have this story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what parents used to do to, you know,
Speaker 2: make sure the kids don't worry about germs. Just go
Speaker 2: eat some dirt.
Speaker 1: They're eating biodynamic soil in the form of clay and
Speaker 1: other types of earthy materials. In the thought process that
Speaker 1: the minerals are good for you. But health experts obviously
Speaker 1: are saying, hold on a second, just because it's being
Speaker 1: sold on edsy and eBay doesn't mean that it isn't
Speaker 1: loaded with chemicals rocks and rusty nails and such.
Speaker 2: And the tiepods weren't good for you either, Okay.
Speaker 1: And listen, I really don't want to throw a whole
Speaker 1: wet blanket on your dirt creating mud here. But if
Speaker 1: this indeed were valid here, the world hunger problem would
Speaker 1: be solved with this answer.
Speaker 2: That I was just trying to get people jobs. Earlier
Speaker 2: in the show, You're solved in the World hunger, hey man,
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