Speaker 1: I shit, people need to be more creative and imaginative.
Speaker 2: So if you have a hot two hat or my
cowboy hat, I don't know which one's better.
Speaker 1: All right, welcome all you chad Nerds out there in
the audience. I want to say thank you too, Sam
TRIPLEI that's the Sam Tripley left because he set me up,
not on a date, but he set me up with
Kurt and Metzker, who is a super intelligent great not
just a comedy writer. I mean he's known for, of course,
frequenting Joe Rogan. He's known for Kiltny, He's known for
Jimmy Dorre. He's known for decades of stand up. You
can go check out his specials. I've got him linked
in the show description. But also for being a very
talented writer and also for going deep down the rabbit hole.
And so I want to thank Tripley for that, and
I want to thank Kurt for coming on. It's it's
great to finally have a conversation with you. Welcome to
Jason Alsis Kurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, I wish my the green screen I don't like,
but it's just green screen. It does feel like the
magic is gone now. Well, if there was any.
Speaker 1: Well, Kurt was going to use fancy CGI techniques behind him,
and we decided that it's now incumbent upon the audience
to use their actual creativity. So stop herlying on.
Speaker 2: Taint listen, zoomers, stop eating petroleum, grow your taint out
a little bit, talk to some girls and imagine a
background here like we used to be before a fantasia
was a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, it's like the hollow Deck. We're gonna
put Kurt in various settings. He can talk to LeVar Burton,
he can talk to whoever.
Speaker 2: Whatever's imagine talking to LeVar Burton. Use incorporate some reading
rainbow elements as well. That's what I like.
Speaker 1: The Halo Deck, right, the HaLow Deck, Star Trek, the
Holo Deck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the only one guy had a problem
with Hollow Deck gooning. Remember on that show, there was.
Speaker 1: Well everybody who watched that would be interesting in gooning
in the hollow Deck. And then so yeah, exactly, like
was it wasn't it like data or who was it
who spent too much time?
Speaker 2: It wasn't data?
Speaker 1: It was it was It wasn't because Riker gets laid
throughout the whole series.
Speaker 2: No, wouldn't riker. He was. He was pounding out milf
after milk.
Speaker 1: He was over there, even banging Whoopi Goldberg.
Speaker 2: Dude, he even threw it in Whoopi Goldberg. And she's
not even dude. I didn't know she wasn't Whoopy Goldberg
wasn' Jewish until like a year ago.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought she was too. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: But she converted like the junior did. But I don't
know when he did that. He was he was like
a Satanist. But anyway, her.
Speaker 1: Story, she is a Satanist. Exactly what was that.
Speaker 2: There's a movie Eddie or something where she or where
she dresses up like a white businessman so she can
trade stocks and they put her in a white man disguise.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: It closely mirrors the advice her grandma gave her. She goes, honey,
get one of him jew people names. You'll go fall.
I swear to God, that's the story.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And and her grandmother was right.
Speaker 1: So for Jewish people you change your name to a
wasp name, but for black people you change it into
a Jewish name.
Speaker 2: It's it's all asiety. You change it back to something
way that's not as polish. So like Bilbo nodded, Jew
who changed his name to that from I don't know,
bill Kowski or some ship's like three names that piece
of ship.
Speaker 1: Kurt, you're getting a lot of love in the audience,
my audience.
Speaker 2: Thanks. How's the time to get in hawk.
Speaker 1: To a coin? Yeah, bro, that's what I've been saying.
I'm gonna sell all my bitcoin, buy the hawk to
a wallet's at the dip, and then we're gonna buy
out Michael Saylor.
Speaker 2: I'll go goin for going with you if you want.
If you want, what do you say on a street
going for goin?
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of coins, I wrote a coin joke for
the Sam Hide Show last night because we're covering Epstein.
There's gonna be an emergency, said show. I'm serious, what
are you laughing at?
Speaker 2: I'm already laugh at some emergency. Sam hid Joe for Epstein.
I was texting him all this ship too. I keep
sending him. I don't what is the same, I don't
even know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So basically a few months ago Sam reached out,
so let's start a show separate from a million dollar
extreme and whatnot. It's gonna be the Sam hide show.
So we wrote the first episode, Dear Elon. It blew up,
got like twenty million views. Next episode, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna show up with your friends and
gang up on what's his name from Half Baked and
rape him like a oh, Harlan. I don't know what
there's story is of that. I'm just like, I understand
Sam and his friends raped him. That's all I heard.
I don't know. I haven't looked into it.
Speaker 1: It was an odd situation. There was a lot of
discussion over Gorilla. Nest's Catholic priests.
Speaker 2: Tried out weird hall. Harlan didn't he That's why I bat.
Speaker 1: It looks like that's what was going on. It was
pretty wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's what it is, dude. They hot because look,
Harlan's as big a weirdo as Sam is. I don't know,
but I have to watch it to really pick it apart.
Speaker 1: I had fun. I watched it twice. I thought it
was was like classic sort of two odd balls going
head to head. It didn't seem to be you know,
a real like real thing, but everybody took it as real,
so I don't know. What to say.
Speaker 2: I mean, I bet it's going to be hard to
find out if it's reel or not from either Harlan
or Sam.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: It's very difficult. No. I like that Sam had the
Filipino kids stand behind Harlan. That seems aggressive to me.
Don't ever have a Filipino standbouf behind me while we're
having an interview. That's in my rider. I like, I
like Phil, I love Filipinos right in front of me,
not behind me. Well, I'm trying to do an interview.
Speaker 1: My first Yeah, my first crush was a Filipino girl
in San Diego in the fifth grade, fourth grade.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Billy Joelson.
Speaker 1: Yes, So we did the Dear Elon, we did Dear Vivak,
We've done Boomers, We've done a sports episode which hasn't
come out yet. But Sam wanted to do emergency Epstein episodes.
Speaker 2: Strange, but uh, if Stephen Hawking was there having sex,
he was grape to everyone, what are you talking? The
guy could move his his eye this much, but he
wasn't down there doing that. He was in a submarine
looking at them pyramid ruins that are off the coast.
Exactly what we're doing. Tara mar and all that nonsense.
Speaker 1: Yet, yes, just Lane's uh save the oceans thing.
Speaker 2: Sorry correction, but it's actually geling unless as part of
her sentence has to be called jis Lane, which I'm
for that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I mean, there's some jokes I
think maybe in there with I don't know, but uh yeah,
So Kurt's gonna be one of these guys that corrects
us On is a Kia? Is it?
Speaker 2: It's keV? I say, keV? keV?
Speaker 1: Okay, that just sounds like your buddy keV.
Speaker 2: Uh now, oh it goes are a good friend? Hey keV,
not Kevin? Take my money and pay for keV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going machine gun. I'm all, this is
I'm losing my mind. So let's rewind. So we're talking
about jeff Stein McCaffrey. We're talking about Emergency Sam Hid
episode that we're gonna do. Oh and then uh yeah,
so we've been writing. I've been I've been writing on
that show for him and that's been a lot of fun.
And then we're trying to figure out, like, what's what's
the best course with this this Epstein episode And it
fit in well with my conversation with you because you
and I were talking about Epstein and then I had
to read all this Epstein stuff last night. So, uh,
you read the letter, and I did read what you
were telling me about it. I went and read it
that you're talking about what came out in the Wall
Street Journal, and Trump said the greatest, the greatest live
all time, probably the best lie and a lie better
than anybody else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not bad at all. That's a breed decent Trump. Well,
Duncan trolz Will sent it to me, the letter, and
he's like, what is this, dude, And I'm looking at it.
First of all, I don't think it is fake, but
maybe it is. I don't know. I think it's not.
But it's it's like a big nut, like you're not
learning anything from it unless you're like reading between the
lines really hard, you know, and and and so I
don't think it's a fake letter. It's just because there's
if it was, I don't know, there's nothing there. I mean,
it's like, oh, I wonder if you know there's a
thirteen year old that accused him of doing stuff to her.
With Epstein, there's actually like a real charge if you
want to get like you know, into a real charge
about it. But it looked to me like the two
of them sparring over technology, because you know, for a
fact Epstein got all the physicists down there, right, including
Stephen Hawking as you mentioned, and we know for a
fact Trump's uncle got all the Tesla crap, and you
know Roy Cohne was his mentor. And so those are
two factions of the same asshole, you know, two ass cheeks,
and so Trump is my girl points out to me,
I didn't even think of this, but I assume they're
talking about some they know little secret things about tech
and what have you. But she goes is enigma, because
Trump goes enigmas never age if you know, you know
that Jeffrey, and Jeffrey goes. As a matter of fact,
last time I saw you, I did notice that. So
on stage, I was joking they're trying to fuck each other.
But that's not what that is. That's some little encoded
thing of people that are both in the thing. That's
how I take it. My girl goes is enigma a
level of initiation in any of these like dumb groups.
And I was like, I have no idea, but that's
a good question, and then she looked it up. The
enigmatic thirty third degree, the sovereign I don't want to
call it the sovereign postmaster general.
Speaker 1: So the rare white master. Yeah, exactly that there is.
Speaker 2: It's called the enigmatic thirty third degree. Now I know
there's a thirty third degree. I don't know everything in
gay wizard school, but I do know that one is
for extreme dedication to leadership that particular and it's the enigmatic.
And Trump hasn't really He's been the same specific old
man age for like the last how many years since
the show. He looks like the same guy, probably as
old as Biden, right, but his brain isn't soup, so
he hasn't aged really like you know, obviously age. But
he hasn't aged the way people age. And he also
wears the white bonnet when they do. Oh and then
I remembered writing jokes for him. He didn't use my
jokes Trump, I guess for that he is better ones
than I gave, for sure. But the Al Smith dinner
he did where I had jokes about how white what's
his name is? If it was Tim Waltz, I said
about it, like you you could if he was any
white or he'd tie a string around his wrists and
make himself available in boys rests. But uh, but he didn't.
But anyway, Uh, he says to that dumb dumb from
New York that Mayor Adams and were calling may Or
Adams about to be in big trouble because he was
taking Turkish bribes, the dirtiest bribes there are a Turkish bribe.
You don't even want to know what that is. Jay,
And uh, I'm watching Trump to see if he does
any of my jokes. He goes, he looks over at Adams,
go like, I didn't feeling you'd be just fine. Last
time I heard Trump talk that way was the sheriff
Joe Arpaio, another sack of shit. And uh, Trump said
that to Adams and lo and behold, Adams was okay.
And the week before that, because I thought Adams was
not okay because those charges and I think it's the
daily news, but many than the Post. They're announcing he
reached the thirty third degree at his Freemason temple. That's
a newspaper article. Yeah, why would they do that? The
conspiracy people would go crazy about something like that, talking
about Yah, I heard Adams thorry third degree. So I
took that as some way to hurt him politically with like,
you know, black dudes that that believing conspiracies that I
agree with in the city or some shit like that. Right,
But then Trump says, you're gonna be okay, and uh,
and he was. I already heard that Trump is the
White Square. He's still in that Masonic thing, and he's
just the white Square. Kathy O'Brien believes in him. She
was on Jimmy Show. She's like, no, he's you don't
understand what he's up against. So okay, that's fair. He is,
I'm sure up against you know, horrific people. But I'm
I'm like, I don't that's not my problem. That's above
my pay grade. Right. You don't want to let me
in on the plan. So I'm gonna talk as if
you're not on the doing a plan, because I'm not
gonna hope in that that you got a looking glass
time machine and this this is all part of the plan.
I'm not gonna count on that if that's even a
real thing. It's still my place to say, you're an
asshole in this timeline whatever gay shit they want you
to think. Uh, I don't believe it. I think he's
what Gary Wayne said. You ever see Gary Wayne m h.
I like him, dude, and he's like a real Bible
born again kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one of these like like like an End
Times Nephelim type of dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's so much better than average in general,
with that kind of American Protestant rednecky kind of you know,
the hal Lindsay late Great Planet Earth kind of.
Speaker 1: And the blood Moons are the twelve moon piles of Israel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You hear people talk about the red heifer, and
you know I had to read the Bible a lot
growing up.
Speaker 1: Redhifer my ex wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah there's not Yeah, like there's nothing. I don't remember
the Bible saying nothing about no red heifer. Is that
some Kabbala shit, Yeah it is. It's some Talmud shit.
So that's part of that Schofield Bible crap. That's all
syop from England, correct Welster Christianita here is British syop bullshit.
And I'm really enjoying watching. And the reason I think
Rednecks are figuring it out quicker is because they like
wrestling and so that you can spot the patterns of
Kfabe a lot easier. That's the coastal you know what
I mean, that's just a little hypothesis I got. But
they that's gofield Bible crap and the warbie. I mean,
that was Christianity for how long, dude, Like thirty years straight,
it feels like. And I remember I have little friends
where I would have a little Bible arguments.
Speaker 1: I was raised in like the dispensational Baptist mindset.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't. I mean, look, if you're all
for going to war where you're gonna blow up some
other Christians, I think you're not a Christian, is what
I think of you. I mean, I'm not saying you're bad.
I'm just saying you're not a Christian because I'm pretty
sure Christians can't do don't do that. That's not the
way as it was called. They said the same thing
as the Mandalorian. This is the way, and the way
is to not do that. So that wipes out how
much of Christianity is being fake right there? Almost large? Yeah, yeah,
And that's what I mean. If you're gonna stay in
more about it, that's what christ said, isn't it? Arrow
and cramped is the rabbit hole leading leading lasting life.
I'm paraphrasing him, but is that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's funny you mentioned this. Uh this esoteric stuff
I did see in a book from some years back,
one of the one of the Trump books from the eighties.
This is probably the most odd thing I've ever seen,
the whole Trump things out.
Speaker 2: He text me this. I think he texted me about
this a long time ago.
Speaker 1: No, No, there's a well, there's a different thing. There
is this one maybe I did. There's this one reference
in one of the eighties books that text that Trump
did the very beginnings for a first chapter. It's like
he talks about thanking people in New York that he met.
It is something like I did. I did learn quite
a bit studying Kabbala under rabbit Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh well, dude, listen, if you're into the heavy
side of freemas to any of these, all of them
are caught kabbala, all of them. They all come out
of that ship. Okay, so that's in everything, and then
everybody makes their own little variation on it. But I
don't even think that's a Jewish thing. I think it's
like some Babylonian.
Speaker 1: Before Jews adopted this idea. It's it's neoplatonic stuff. So
neo Platonism is what influences the medieval Rabbinic tradition to
adopt these kind of world structures and top You could
read Gursham Sholins, who's one of the top cabal scholars today,
who will say that medieval Jewish Cabbalism is really just
a version of gnosticism and neoplatonism kind of combined. So no,
it's not an ancient.
Speaker 2: Well, he's good about talking about what the Francis are.
Speaker 1: I just bought that book. By the way, he has
a book on on from Jacob how we get to
Jacob Frank. I just bought that little book.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, you know. William brandeis from the brand Ice
Scumbay family hit a locketive, the dude's weird incest christ
daughter that he was.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this question because you read a
lot on this stuff, which is odd because in the
comedian world not a lot of people read and go
too deep into this stuff. So I think you're kind
of an album You.
Speaker 2: Can write jokes if you don't know about stuff. How
do you write anything? If you don't like you know,
a lot of people think there's disclosure in movies, and like,
I'm sure maybe sometimes, you know, like the top gun
rehearsal for that fake around. Yeah. But the thing is,
there's a lot of people that are writers, and I've
got a bunch of more, are lots more than me.
I'm just all this stuff I learned in five minutes
taking a shit, so you know what I mean off
my phone. It's not like I I did. But writers,
especially back in the day, they would have to do
a lot more recent Yeah. And and here's the horrific
part of why I realize about everything and I nothing
is you don't You don't got to wait for no disclosure, dude,
It's all out there. Literally, you could just go find
out what the deal is. If you're sick of waiting
for disclosure. Most people aren't. They really don't want it,
you know, And they don't want to look and they
like to and that, and and it would be a
trauma for them to have to look at reality for
how the way it is, you know, it would it's like,
first of all, ego death, but not like no mushrooms.
It's a sober ego death, which you the hell was
that nobody knows what was that, but guys, what, you're
gonna have it either way, So I don't care. Like
you a guy on my new podcast, my disclaimer is
depart and departed with a you know where the one
Irish guy with the scars in the interrogation room and
uh and uh, what's his name? Private Ryan comes in?
Matt what's his dumb name? He comes in? He goes, Listen,
fuck stick, you don't gonna trust me. Just listen to
what I'm saying to you. That's my disclaimer for the
things I say, So be like this sounds for a
fetch Hey, listen, fuck stick, you gotta trust me. Just
listen to what I'm saying to you, because guess what's
gonna happen. Time's gonna tell you that I'm fucking right,
because that's what happened to me. I had a bunch
of people twenty years ago tell you a bunch of
stuff right, and they stick out my memory because they
were right. So I don't care what you fucking think.
I'm just telling you what I know. And if I'm wrong,
so what, I'm still better than the press, like anyone
are you talking at your assholes? Better? Than the press
like that. It's unbelievable. What like especially I went on
Ashton Forbes's show because you know, in all these topics,
people don't like each other and they like, that's my
research and what I don't care. You know, stop fighting
over your do you know how important this shit is?
Why are you bickering over that? That's how they get you.
You bicker over who found the thing? Shut the fuck up.
Everybody's got to find this out, So just be happy
somebody said it. I mean, I'm not talking about somebody's
stealing your workout right and ship, but you know what
I'm talking about. There's so much little Anyway, I love
that dude. As Forbes, he's like really keyed into it,
and like it's like can is own won't let go
of Macrone's wife have it a dick? Which I fully support. Uh,
it's like that.
Speaker 1: What you say you support the theory that it's a
man or that.
Speaker 2: You and I and I support can't either. You should
be nominated to dong find in General of the United
States of America. Somebody's hiding a dog because she don't
let go, which she thinks he sells doll But she's
right like it's so funny, Like, and I watched Piers Morgan,
that idiot interview her, you know that fake like.
Speaker 1: Twice, so yeah, I think I'm banned from it now.
Speaker 2: But yeah, why he already came, so we just need
you anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, they had this thing debating whether R word or
inward is worse, and I was defending hard R retard
and that seemed to anger peers, which is weird because
he seemed to be defending free speech. So I thought
it was he was defending free speech, but then it
was like, no, oh yeah, retard. So I don't know
the rules.
Speaker 2: What he's doing is a Jerry Springer, a little circus show.
You could tell it, okay, you could tell either has
to have some respect or he knows he can't dick
you around if you're on by yourself, okay, or like
my French accent hinkle, I think he has on because
he's like has a boner for him. Same thing with
that fat guy. I call him the squid in the whale.
But I don't know what their names are, you know,
I call tortoise in the hair. It's like James Whale
or something and his and so I call him tortoise
and hair and they have Jackson can't call I like,
and you can tell they get a little weird thrilled
because Jackson has good hair and he's saying, like you know,
he's like telling the truth about Ukraine stuff and the
cool and they get all excited. But Piers knows better.
There's no way that guy just didn't know, like you know.
Now he's talking about how Gaza is a crime. I
just watch him talking to uh Tucker. But before that
and he goes he's like, well, I think anybody could agree.
It's it's awful to kill women as a crime, to
just blow up women and children? Is it Piers working?
Is it? I don't know, Peers, isn't it British scumbay?
His brother in law's in military. Shit. These people are phonies,
most of them. And I'm surprised, like so can is O.
And now I like the work that she's doing, Like
if she's wrong, I'll say it, but great, And I
like that dude. What's his name? She has? Annie and Carol.
Carol does good work, I think. And then people are
doing too suspicious because where'd he come from from? TikTok?
You old fucking fart. He was on TikTok saying stuff
with the thing you're not on and I'm not on.
So that's why. And it's good that he was. Why
would you be mad at him? But that's that's what
you gotta deal with when you step into this. But
I want everybody to nderstand. I don't give a shit,
you know, I just do. I'm a birthday clown by day,
so that's my money comes from that. So all this shit,
I don't care, Like, say whatever, I don't give a shit.
Half the time it's a bot or a some kind
of op, or you know, some somebody who's being astro
turfed or a cutout, or it's just so much like
you could tell who's a liar? U like the scripture
about the fruits the tree bear, you know the tree
by its fruits. You know you know him by the
fruit of their work. That holds I think that holds real. Well.
Speaker 1: Uh So I want to ask you about Jeff Stain
McCaffrey and his temple. I think I was trying to
think about whether I could, yeah, whether I could come
up with like occult connections to Jeff sty mcgaffrey and
Whitney's book has the transhumanist stuff at the end.
Speaker 2: Well he's got those pillars in his library and there
you see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, I it does look like
a temple. What do you what do you think that was?
You think it was a temple.
Speaker 2: It's a cult stuff. It's all that maybe Gillian's a
Mother of Darkness or whatever.
Speaker 1: It kind of looks like an OTO kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Well but Oto. So when I found I didn't know
this before, but I found out kind of recently that uh,
ohto your final initiation is to invent a religion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you go up to and that's why you've
got Gerald Gardner and you've got uh scientology. Uh what's
his face? Right? Like when they graduate the ranks of
the Crowleians, you know, flattered, they go, you go create.
It's a it's a gradical in creating your own cult.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean that's the that's the big templar secret.
I bet is that. Yeah, ancient control. And I got
to watch you think how many chicks you know that
are like city laptop liberal jacks that are like you
can be reached. They love gossip though, but they hate conspiracies, right,
and uh, they know every true crime. In fact, a
lot of girls will know conspiratorial stuff about crimes because
they're so into true crime, right, But it's a step
too far to put it all together.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's like crime. It's like conspiracy, only have
it at the local level, not at the macro level.
Speaker 2: At the thought, there's just good people doing their best
because people are trained, especially you come from a good family,
You're trained to be submissive to power. That's not the
same thing as like, you know, like fear of God.
Let's say it's not the same thing as that at all.
Submissive to power is where all the worm like behavior.
So you know, I know people are mad about this,
this Epstein thing, but you know, look on the bright side,
Man Duddy's coming home prayer works. I think we've proved that,
uh doctor co being now Diddy or coming back. But
nobody's gonna put those together. Diddy and Epstein are a
thing connected, which they absolutely are. I watched like people, dude,
you know what disturbed me. I watched John Kiriaku on
Danny Jones. He brought up this they're talking about Epstein
and and so I John was on Jimmy Show, and
I like that he you know I never heard of him.
By the way, I know he went to jail for
exposing the torture program, but I never heard of him.
That doesn't mean he didn't do that at all. I'm
just saying I never heard of him. It was like
kind of reason I ever heard of him. Okay, but
I know he's making a lot of good cases for
a lot of stuff, So good on you, man. Then
he brings up how Reagan's friend Bloomingdale, Alfred Bloomingdale from
his kitchen cabinet, you know, like all these people and Reagan.
I think it's like I got that Clancy book clear
in Present Danger, where this Jack the CIA guy goes say,
you're you were great friends with him as a president.
Don't dissant yourself. I think he probably took it from
this story. And John tell the story of how Reagan
first said I don't know who that is and then
comes out when he goes, actually, he's my best friend, okay,
and he was using as an example to explain to
Danny Jones about how to handle something like that. Okay,
great story, John, How do you not know the more
of the story of that? And we're talking about Epstein
because that was Reagan's Epstein, Alfred Bloomingdale and Reagan had
Vicky was her name, Vicky Morgan murdered and it is
some man went to jail like Sir Hans, Sir Han
clearly an MK ultra program guy. Unless you're stupid and
you're like on the wrong team, you will it will
leap out at you that that is what they did. Okay,
it's connected to Larry Flint. You're in the Kuriaoko, you're
in the CIA or you're in that, and you know
who Alfred Bloomingdale is, but you don't remember that part
of the story in a conversation about Epstein. So that
that's big day. That's an alarm bell to me. Maybe
he's got a great reason, but that's very strange.
Speaker 1: Well, same with the Franklin cover up. That's also goes
back to the Reagan Bush era white house, and that
was all of very similar pattern of compromise with you
know houses, party houses sort of wired up for surveillance.
We see that with all of them.
Speaker 2: You think is a rich millionaire playboy with seventy girlfriends
and he just he loves your performing so much he
wants to have you come over and do whatever you
want with his house of holes. No, that don't really exist.
There's not really just a guy that's that cool. Nothing's free.
Like Nick Bryant said it really well at Chris Hedges.
You know you already compromise, dude, and you're on the yacht.
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I just had Nick on a couple
days ago. We did a whole overview of the whole
Epstein thing. In regard to what's happening in the cover.
Speaker 2: Well, Nick Bryant won't go as far as I'll go,
and I know because on Jimmy Show I poked it.
But I don't think that's bad at all in his
case at all. Because my friend Barry Crimins had died,
who you know he got, I can believe have to
say grapes. What a stupid this is China. This country
is China without the flying cars. Just so you know
where you live, Communist China. You don't have to say
grape about a crime, okay, in this stupid fucking country.
I mean, anybody who doesn't understand how low it's sunk
is an idiot, dude. Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean, we rant on my channel quite often about
how it's like being a child and you have to
like make up code words. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's very creative, I guess. But anyway, when he was four,
he was graped by the babysitter. The babysitter's mom's boyfriend
didn't come out about to his forty on stage. He's
a legendary commedy guy. Saved my life with a bad time,
I gotta tell you. For this dude was like the equalizer,
the old one, not the one where they're placed it
with Queen Latifa. The old white man that ran around
helping people. Yeah, and we went on tour. Everywhere I went,
somebody had he had helped somebody in some crazy ass
way with some horrible thing. He's the one that testified
front of Congress to make AOL get rid of their
three strikes and you're out for CPE police. That's what
AOL did because in the beginning you're paid by the hour,
and only rich petos could afford it. You know a
lot of you know, I mean, it's not automatically autistic,
but because they put poison in everyone until their kids
came out as half an iPhone, right, iPhones are like
really programmable human Nature's programmability that's the secret they all know, okay,
is human nature is programmability. So when you see you
will Noah Harari writing about his weird little gobblin editorial
about free will, Yeah, you know they call you bio
programmable human romotoids. Since back I don't know, the sixties,
that's what Kissinger was calling people that they did this too,
and you could tell they mass rolled it out. Don't
worry about a chip in your head. They don't need
no chip, stupid. They already done it. They ranged it
on your head. And then they have carrier waves like
the blue light. You know you only get blue light now, Yeah,
because they got and and it's not that they and
they can't really angel free will even with all that.
That's what I really think is really hysterical. They want
to tell you there's no free will. But even with all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got that all the way back to bertrand
Russell and it's repeated by Harari and Klous. There's like,
there is no consciousness, there is no mind, there's no
free will. Also, but also we're gonna upload your mind
and your consciousness to the cloud, but the minded conscience
doesn't exist. So it's like why you have to stand.
Speaker 2: Imagine what a nightmare. And I heard this guy. I
don't know what happened. He kind of disappeared. His guy
Nicolas is some German dude. My friend Emma's got a
show of all people with various programs. Now, some of
them are just crazies, right, Obviously you're gonna have that.
Some of them should happen to them, but they're crazy
and you're not going to get the good story. A
couple of them stay with you for a long time,
you know. And Nathan Reynolds stayed with me for a
long time. J R. Sweet stayed with me for a
long time. This guy Gray, okay, because then I could correlate.
Because I'm on a news show, I can correlate stuff
you're talking about to other stuff. Kathy O'Brian's book stayed
with me because I just read about Gary DeVore, the
writer with no hands and her handler was a serial
killer who had a thing for taking people's hands off.
By the way, I didn't even bring it up to
I forgot, but I'm dying. I go holy and Gary
DeVore is about to rat out Panama with what we
were doing in Panama at the time, and Kathy O'Brian
went to Panama with Michael Lochino, that scumbag moonchild creature
that the your despicable.
Speaker 1: Government had temple of said yo.
Speaker 2: But it's not like America laws its way because it's
founded by Luciferian human traffickers out of the gate. So
don't get hung up. You know, one good thing about
Jova's witnesses, and I've seen a lot of stuff from
I read in the Fritz Springmeier books. There it's talk
about to Charles d As Russell's a Freemays and he
comes out of that tech sector of Goofball religions, and
they called the Psychic Corridor or something, don't they where
all But in New York, all the way down it's
called the Psychic Corridor. That's where all the spiritualism and
seances and Mormon's and Jove's and everybody comes out of
the same spot, just like now the tech sector Silicon
Valley that was Silicon Valley back then, and Silicon Valley
you'll notice, has the same variety of New Age cults
that Albany did back then. Because this stuff is very intertwined,
you know.
Speaker 1: And bloodlines and money and.
Speaker 2: They're all hinting to you. So scumbags like Arthur C. Clark,
a guy who is such a filthy better ass, he
was exiled to Sri Lanka from Britain. Can you imagine
being that much of a goddamn boy wrangler that way?
They always edit that out about Crowley when they're acting
like it was cool what he did. What do you do?
Stink up a house and moless some kids like are
you joking? Well? Put them on that Beatles album because
he's an influence. That's disturbing. That's the thing that I
would never even have the eyes to see that before
a couple of years ago. And the only reason I
do out is because of noticing such insanity that, oh
I see the game. I'm old now I'm forty eight,
so I'm old enough to go fight in Ukraine and die.
It's over for me. There's a new generation of suckers,
and guess what, they're getting more and more spurgy, so
they're not gonna That's what they're counting on. That's why
they remade us and gretth Thumberg's like on the evolution chart,
the big head gray alien. She's about three steps away
from that. They made these people not in the lab.
The lab is your country that you live in, and
you're you know, they use their part of the buffalo.
I don't want to just say, you know, they eat
it and falk at these people, and they're gonna mutate
your kids once you start adding up their details. It's
not a mistake, it's not incompetence. It's intentional. And why
would we want a bunch of autistics from now on. Well,
they compartmentalize themselves. You don't have to even compartmentalize them.
They worry about They stay in their lane. I like anime, right,
they stay right in and they do like outside noise.
Oh what a what a happy accident. They love every product.
You could cock up Star Wars for three movies straight
and they'll burst into tears that are Star Wars was made.
And they'll go to Disney World and stay in the
Star Wars Hotel, a thing no one who's not as
smart tareted would want to stay in. They'll go stay
in it. They're weird about sex. You could program a
new gen. You can sissy hypno him online and turn
him into a different gender. Yes, that's intentional, don't tell
me it's not.
Speaker 1: John c. Lilly wrote a book decades ago and he
was the you know, dolphin per freak. Dude.
Speaker 2: Oh he's worse than that. Oh he's much worse than that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he is because in the book he
talks about engaging in these activities programming kids. Uh kind
of he Alfred Kinsey type stuff. But he says it
in the book.
Speaker 2: But they made a movie about Kinsey that Jeanine Gerofolo
is in it and from taking a Kinsey I think,
right yeah.
Speaker 1: And somebody messages me one time because we were talking
about that on a podcast and they were like, I
didn't know when I was involved in the production of
this movie and I didn't even know that he was
that bad. I'm like, how do you not? I mean,
what's what he's known for. What do you mean you
didn't know?
Speaker 2: Or just the gender as a spectrum. Shit makes me
so enraged. I think of because I saw in sixty
minutes when I was a kid, one of those kids
that he did. It's insane what he did. And the
story is just about how this kid had a bought circumcision,
so some whacky mad scientists had transition him and just
I'll make him be a girl with psychology. Now this
is years ago when I don't have all this knowledge
now and hindsight or you know, And it was so
sad this person they live with their animals and a
trailer in the woods because the animals don't judge. And
I was a kid, and it was like as disturbing
as the one by Metallica was at the time. One
disturbed the hell on me when I remember I was
in sixth grade and I was like, it's like ruined
me for two days just knowing that story. But anyway,
years later I start hearing no, gender and sex are different,
and so I'm not, you know, I want to artistic
two for two years, I don't know fucking what the
And I thought it was something I had mistaken, like
how I thought, uh, it's not the Ukraine, but it
is fucking the Ukraine. It's not Ukraine. It's marketing shit.
But I don't know. I didn't go to Yeah, I
didn't go to gender queer school to learn how to
queefit people with nonsense. So so I thought that and
then I find that it's this piece of shit mad
scientist and mutilated this kid and by the way, viciously
molested him and his brother. I find that out later,
and we're going off what he says to say gender
and sex are different. And you know, you would think
that would be enough to say, fuck this entire system
that you live in, but it wasn't at all. It
was just like a little thread any one of the
things that come up, or a reason to say fuck
the whole country. Don't participate any one of them. But
you're not gonna say that. What happens is once you
start to find out the truth, it avalanches on you.
It's overwhelming, and people know that and they don't want
to know. I know because I'm fucking relentless and I
and I've tormented everyone I know because I want to
see where they break and go. I just want to
keep my head down, do my job. Those words exactly
at least three times. You can say that to me
and I'll leave you alone.
Speaker 1: Kurt's only dude, the only dude I know that. Like
when Kurt texts you, you get footnotes and your I messages,
it's what he's.
Speaker 2: Brutal what I do. But I don't give a shit.
I want to know, you know what I mean? Like,
I don't care. How do you know this stuff exists,
that there's an Epstein child trafficking and he's not even
he's a minor part of it. That shitbag goblin Leslie Wexner, Okay,
which is who, let's face it, subconsciously is the reason
that Harry Potter was controversial about that connection of goblins
and anti Semitism, his goblinly despicable fucking face. And that
Netflix documentary tried to make it like, oh, he was
just a little gay and got taken advantage of because
he was lonely and gay.
Speaker 1: Did you get the fuck up? You've heard that thing
about the dibbook, right that Leslie Westerner says he's possessed
by adybook.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that concept of the debic because I
have a deep suspicion. You know, people says, you know,
they do a focus group thing of like do you
like Star Wars better or Left Behind better? And that's
the ending of the movie. You know, is it never
limbs or is it aliens? I don't know about no
either or shit. I think this my plant might have
been a there's like a source planet, like you know
when you say eating and I think I'm gonna tell
you all my crazies right now, I think interdimensional trillionaires
transhuman and cannot transition back, and they're gonna hijack you
with bullshit like astral projecting to get you out of
your car so they could take it. That guy Nicholas
I was talking about before and I got off track.
He said he was forced they try to make him
like join with Lucifer, and he said he looked and
he said it was a plasma ball of inverted souls,
which is the most interesting thing I ever heard related
to the because I hate when people say Lucifer. First
of all, that's not Satan, that was never Satan. That's
a latinization bullshit. Now, no one, including Nathan Reynolds, like
talking to the phone, he hadn't heard this story. Maybe
you have heard of it. Do you know who Saint
Lucifer of Cagliari is? Yes, okay, so here's what I know.
And if you know anything better, you're gonna clear us up. So, okay,
there's a guy who's a he's like a bishop or something.
I guess when Arianism, yeah, which I guess Jova's witnesses
with that Jesus with God's son and not God himself
incarnate H A, R I A and I You're listeners
probably know so Cagliari. So Saint Lucifer did not want
to forgive the repentant Arians that were like, we acknowledge
the Trinity now, but he wouldn't like go of it.
So whoever the pope was like, they excommunicated him. But
I guess in Cagliori, whatever, they still he's a saint.
But the fact that his name was Lucifer indicates to
me that that was not a name for Satan before that.
Because you have a bishop named that, I would assume
that wasn't one of the names of Satan at the time.
The real name is Helll ben Shahara. That's what I thought,
And then the latinization bullshit puts Lucifer in. But is
that some kind of smear job on this guy from
back then that they use his name to mean Satan,
Because Saint Lucifer of Cagliori, why is he excommunicated? He
won't forgive Satan's the accuser, right, He's the prosecutor that
wants you to get the harshest penalty possible. Were they
taking his name? This is what I'm asking you were
they taking his name and attaching it to this for
all times as like a fuck you.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't think I think that he's
considered a saint, not anything to do with his name.
I just think it has to do with like what
he stood for in his op what he stood for.
Speaker 2: But the official church, I don't understand how he's called
a saint because you're talking about saints. You must be
in the church, and they had church is calling, you know,
uses his name as shorthand for Satan, So I would
think that would be weird. But I don't really understand, Catha.
Speaker 1: This is just a word. It's just a word concept
distinction between the I mean, the word Lucifer, the name Lucifer,
lucif phrase, or any of these kinds of terms can
be used in different contexts. So sometimes like in the Bible,
the morning stars referred to as Venus, but it's also
used to refer to Christ, so that's it's not it's
just a It's like when you know, Charles Manson has
this idea that because you know there's some similarities between
a symbol that's used for two different things, that it
must be referring to the same thing. But in philosophy
that's called a word concept fallacy. So it's like Charles.
Speaker 2: Process Church did that to him, right, that's the process Church.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well this is. But there is something to this
because Manson thinks that, like you know, if you if
if the you know, the lion of the tribe of
Judah in the Bible, that's a symbol for Jesus. But
the lion is also used in some ways to refer
to the devil, right, Peter says, the devil wanders about
like a lion, trying to destroy and devoor whom he may.
So symbols are flexible in that way. They can be
used for different things. But a lot of kind of
crazy people like Charles Manson, for example, would conclude that
because a symbol is used for two different things, then
the reference must be identical, which I think he.
Speaker 2: Got programmed with that, and I think he got sent down.
An interview it's May Brussel, and I forget the other
guy's name. They're talking about Project Silverbug, and this is
an old interview and they're talking about how Reygan when
he let all the cuckoos out of the looney bins,
he sent people down with Jim Jones and Charles Manson
because they were testing out the programming on people. Charles Manson,
I don't believe for two, Sac is a lone, not
crazy guy at all. I don't believe that all. He
was created just like the unibomber and the other fucking people,
and uh what that doctrine is? And now I learned
this from neither Reynold. That's why I love his stuff.
Go watch a guy he's saying crazy shit. By the way,
but you tell me if that looks like a guy
who's lying to you, because it don't look like that
to me. So maybe he's just crazy. But he's an
he's such an advanced nerd of liking this stuff. And
he's into the Bible the way someone who's been through
the things he said he's been through would be into it,
That's how I put it. But he explains his parents
they were Luciferians. That's what all these assholes are. Luciferian.
That means you're above good and evil. You're not whole
Cogan or the iron cheek. You're Vince McMahon. You hold
the seething energies of lucifer in your hand while you
shit on your bank secretary's head with your other guy
that works for you, you know that story from the lizard,
and then you can tell him to get finish up
while you can take a shower. I think we're done here, Vince.
Thanks thanks for that. Yeah, go get a shower, asshole.
So that's what that is. That's luciferian because think of
how you could be a leader of this despicable country
on this despicable planet. I mean, I like the planet,
and I like the people of the country and the
blah blah blah. But the governments we all know, I
don't know, everybody settles for the lesser of two evils.
But that's hell. Just so you know, like you, well,
I used to joke about this, but now you think it.
I used a joke, like oh uh, you know, uh,
how did Trump win the How did the devil win
the elections of hell? Like what are you talking about?
You idiots? Where do you think you live? And why
do you live that way? Because you believe in lesser
of two evils? But that's still evil And you're like, well,
I'm not good enough to not put up with evil. Obviously.
Blood makes the grass grow, that's what you hear that phrase,
yes for football or for killing kids and gods, it
works for them all. That's luciferianism. But I'm also good
and I do a live aid concerts. That means, yeah,
the only way to that's for people to survive their
cognitive dissonance of the horrific evil. So when you're like, gee,
do you think it's true that Hillary Clinton would eat
a kid's face, I'm like, well, you starved a quarter
million to debt.
Speaker 1: We thought it was like millions of people dying. It
is no big deals.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, Like you watch on c SPAN what
they do. That's why I'm covering on Jimmy Show with him.
You watch what they're just willing to do in front
of your stupid face, and then people have the nerve
to act like they're Neil de grass Tyson with me
about any weird story. I don't know if they're flying saucers.
You know, they did a genocide in broad daylight, you
stupid fuck, And not only did they hide it, you're
gonna actually, in sometime in the future you're gonna go,
how could the Holocaust have happened? Maybe there's something psychologically
wrong with the German paper by dead. But but it's you, asshole,
that's you. You don't get it. Well, yeah, they could
hide all kinds of things. Now, flat Earth is way
too stupid for me cause but maybe someone can answer this.
I don't see what the benefit of making me think
that is since I don't give a rats ask what
shape the Earth is, and no one else does, so
I don't care about any man. You got some math
about why it's not round, I don't care. Tell me
why they're doing this, because that's more than the the
network of the cabal. That's way more people than that
that you need to pull that off. You need all
the pilots and ship captains everybody else. Okay, they're all
in on it, but why what? And you either get
I don't know, from the savvy probably faking it once
or flat Earth. Dave will tell you it's because they
It makes you feel farther away from God.
Speaker 1: Because I decided back in about nineteen ninety nine on
fat Earth with phat So that's a lot of By
the way, we're going to be doing a Sam Hide
episode on flat Earth. I don't know where that's gonna
be going.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be Tartaria is I call it Retardia.
Speaker 1: That's done done. I'm all about some anti Tartaria ship.
I hate that stuff.
Speaker 2: But no, there's a dude windows on the World Great Channel.
By the way, I meant to recommend he's got a
great thing about because there is there's a town in Romania,
of city in Romania called Tartaria. What it was was
that that Mongol thing. It's all these confederations that are
like tribal and yet got along. They weren't really an
It wasn't really how they make it out. And that's
because these assholes in the Anglo American world power wants
you to believe you can't get along with people from
a different tribe without killing them, because that's how they are.
And that's what what that's about. I don't know, you know,
I think flarth is a jesuzy op. That's what I think.
Is Tartari some kind of Russian ox thing. I don't know.
I don't know where it came. They must have because
the Catholics got got Knights of Columbus, and they got
the Jesuits and all those other gross little.
Speaker 1: Orders flat Earth, and then well think in the Russian
search is pushing Tartar.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the reason you do this. It's because secular
materialism is a big deal that people get into and
the thing where someone holds on to an irrational belief
and then they start doing math at you, which I
think is hilarious. That you've created a bulwark, like a
balancing act to offset how secular the other people are.
If you've got a core of people that are like,
I'm not going with you no matter what. It don't
really matter what they believe. What matters is that they're
a counterweight. And I think that's the goal of that,
because I remember talking to Mike Servage years ago about
he was trashing somebody and he was like, well, the
media is like overly social Marxist, so I'm just trying
to create a balancing force against that. And I'll bet
you that. And I wasn't into it when he said it,
even though I liked him a lot. They've talked in
a while, but that principle, it was such a weird
thing that I hadn't ever thought of before. And I
was like, I'll bet you other people have thought of
this and have done it for quite some time. I'll
bet you right. We know the government. The CIA was
given Third World leaders like a computer that does horoscopes
because they believe hardcore in that, and of course it's
rigged to make them believe. There's all these people that
are basically Macbeth that trust witches, and they're giving them
a computer that does their witchcraft. And you think, and
that's a real thing, you'll look it up. And that
was a rigged machine that they would hand out. Kathy
O'Brien talks about the President of Mexico at the time
when she was taken underneath NASA and they chilled a
lizard and inserted it into her so they could fake
her giving birth to it and send it to the
President of Mexico because he thought he was related to
dragon people or lizard people. And they also believe in
that crap, but they don't want to give the whole
story to that guy. They want to be like just
how they do it on YouTube level of mystery school.
Why is it a mystery because they're holding it back
to string along. That's what you learn it, Harry Potter,
Homo College. You learn how to do that. I blame JK.
Rowling for her own attacks. I blame her because you
just like, I look at this stuff. To write that stuff,
you studied real occult to do that, this parcel tongue
and all that shit. There's these people call themselves a
serpent race. You know that, your rulers, they call themselves
the serpent race. And it's not about that they're half
lizard or something, or maybe I don't know that part
of it is. It has to do with their Caine
impregnated eve in Caballah or not care.
Speaker 1: We're going to straight.
Speaker 2: You've gave Bertha Kane, but Caine was the son of
the serpent.
Speaker 1: We're going full Sarah McLaughlin Lilith fair up in here.
Speaker 2: Well, Lilith is like decided that, you know, the first
wife or I don't know she she wanted to only
be on But who the fuck knows, dude, I you know,
I think about this a lot. Who's the thing that
Nathan said that I think about a lot? He goes,
You know, I remember being in the South and people
thought snakes used to have legs because God said, you're
gonna carall on your belly, you know, and eat dust.
And when you see debunkers, they go, oh, snaks don't
eat dust. That's stupid. Okay, that is, but Nathan goes,
what is man made of? In lore? What's man made
of dust? So they eat people? That's what that means.
I hadn't even thought of that. I watched some other
guy talking about it. It's not that they had legs.
They had wings, the wings, the plume serpent it wings
and that's why they're on the ground now. So that's
like Que's aquatal and stuff right, America is aimed after Amaru,
which is from Peru. I think it's like a multi headed.
Speaker 1: This conversation is like an acid trip. I feel like
this is like if Sam Tripoli took acid and fell asleep.
I gotta get That's what this conversation is turning into.
Speaker 2: This is like, but Sam will know a lot of stuff.
I give it to him, dude. And he found Andy
Hunt from control History that I didn't how to reach him. Like,
Sam finds a lot of good stuff, man, he really does.
But I gotta tell you there's no such thing as nukes.
If you think that's not a syop from some kind
of MOSADNATO bullshit, since they're trying to tempt World War three,
really you think the more likely thing is that there's
and then they go, well, those movies are fake. Well,
I know the one probably is. But let's keep this
in mind. Their technology is always sixty years ahead always,
so if there was no such thing as a camera
that could do that back then, for you to buy
that don't mean they didn't have it. I'm not saying
they had it, but it don't mean they didn't have it.
They probably had some more wild shit than you can
even imagine. Actually, right, then, secondly, okay, they faked that.
That's a fake. There's a fake film, so what that
doesn't prove that nukes are fake. You got to explain
eighty years of extremely entangled geopolitics to me. There's a
lot of stories you got to untangle for me. Now
are you going to I'll bet you're not. And he didn't,
but maybe he has it. Oh, you're being smoked. I'm not.
I'm more susceptible to listening to you than i've ever
been in my life. But you got to answer the
question to my satisfaction, that's all. And I'm not hearing
anything satisfactory about that. The problem with nukes, let's face is,
you can't use them because everybody's gonna know you did it. Well,
I got some great news for everyone. They have way
worse shit than that now, and they ain't gonna tell
you about it because they want to use it. That's
earthquake weapons and basically all the apocalypse shit, right, all
the horsemen, they got a weapon of that they can simulate. See.
I never I always dismissed revelation because it wasn't gonna
be in the Bible until what's his name had a
fight with somebody in the church. Uh, some church father,
not airy, it's not. I can't remember, but I don't.
I don't like you know, And I'm turned off by
how lindsay shit from back in the day. It had
never occurred to me that these psychopaths. I got this
from Gary Wing. No, they there. It's like summer stock
to them, like Shakespeare. They're gonna do revelation. They're gonna
do this. So when you hear Peter Teel talking about
the Antichrist, which is it's anti Christ with a plural,
there's not the beast is not the Antichrist. You're just
saying that, Okay, there's not the Antichrist. Paul said, there
will be Antichrist among you. That's the scripture. The dispensationless
pump pumped that dumb shit. Okay, it didn't occur to
me that the people in charge the serpent race they
call I don't call them that, that's their word. They're
gonna reenact it on purpose because they think they can win.
They think they the Bible you got, they put it together,
and they did put it together. So that's suspicious to me.
But I think it's something backfired on them that they
didn't anticipate. When you see all these moonchild like your
Kino's a moonchild, all these I think that whatever the
historosity of Jesus, I don't give a rats as. Honestly,
I don't the Trinity. I don't care what you believe
in your I really don't care what you believe in
your head. I think the Trinity sounds dumb, but how
do I know? I care how you act. It's called
the way, the way you behave That's what I care about.
I don't care you in your head. Imagineer whenever you
fucking want. I don't give a fuck. But here's why
I do know. These assholes want you not to believe
in it. No matter what, they want you not believe
in that. And why though. I think it has something
because there's some legal loophole with that that they don't
want you. It's like my mom would argue a coupon
to some store and she would have them dead to
rights from the coupon. You know, they did some kind
of ceremony. Here's just a silly Christian won't like it,
but I like it. They did some ceremony to make
a moon child because Mary was from a good family.
And that's what happens to the kids in good families.
They have to go through some weird astrology bullshit and
three Persian magi I gotta show up all kinds of
creepy shit. And I think they were thought they were
calling something down and much the way if you made
a deal with the devil and it blew up in
your face the way that does. I think a reverse
version of that happened. And when they called Jesus in it,
because they're all legalistic. All all this world is all legalisms.
That's it's very like, I don't know what why that is,
but anything in like, you know, they have to kind
of tell you what they're gonna do to you or
they lose energy and they don't get it back is
how I look at it. So you know the way
corporation works, like iTunes agreement stuff. You don't even look
at it. You just say I agree, and next thing
you know, you're a human scentipad like South Park. I
think that's how they do shit.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: I think Jesus is a free it's a public defender.
Satan is the accuser. That's a position, not a guy's name.
It's a position like a prosecutor, a corrupt prosecutor that's
aggrandizing himself. You're bad, jayde Or. You don't deserve anything.
Look how bad you are, right, and then you have
a public defender that's free. They don't like you having
free stuff. They hate that and they don't want you
to know. You can call your lawyer. So whether you
believe or not, if I'm in trouble, you don't, I'm
getting my free call to Jesus. I know my rights, asshole,
I know my rights. That's how I look at it.
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: I guess I'm I'm this is wild. Are you you're
like the old Are you're like the the first generation
of the gen X experimented on? Do you think you
were experimented on, Like do you think you were? Did
you undergo?
Speaker 2: Anybody? Was? Everybody was? They did to everybody, don't. I mean,
it's not like a unique fucking thing, but some people
got it more than others.
Speaker 1: I'm just making it. I'm just kidding around.
Speaker 2: But everybody was experimented on. We need the cartoons, the cereal,
every single thing in your environment.
Speaker 1: When the m m K culture ultra Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we're in the mass roll outfit. Don't
worry about the chip in your head. They don't need that.
They got you. What do you think they don't? They
already done did it. It's like Watchmen. They did their
even playing like thirty years ago and you and it's
in Kathy's book and it happened. It happened. But they
still can't. It's in Dune, dude, they still the Bena
Jesuits are based on Jesuits, the way the priests class
in Breedge Royalty and why for dissociation so something else
can inhabit them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I did a fourth dollar of Alex
Jones show on Dune and Frank Herbert and the Benijezer
and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I love that. I love that these control freaks
can't control everything. And I don't believe the Earth prison
ship David Ike's I don't believe that it's a prison
for somebody. I don't think there's a prison for me.
I think that's the trick is to make you think
that you're in prison too. I think that's the big trick. So,
like I said, I don't get an argument about what
the historosity of Jesus is. I know there's something to
it at very least because of how hostile and how
much they want to make it the same as Buddha
and Krishna. And no, it ain't the same you, No,
it's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we create a world religion that's controlled. That's and
that's what.
Speaker 2: Want Strek Future and all them Star Trek people were freaks.
I think William Shettner killed his wife. I think I
don't think she just drowned in the pool. I think, uh,
check off boy, looking at that. Andy's got good on
control of history.
Speaker 1: There was an old I was on a podcast years ago,
like ten years ago, and there was a really awesome
clip that that somebody dug Chris that used to do hoaxbusters.
He dug up this clip of William Shatner at a
convention and somebody was recording him just kind of like
signing autographs and they said, hey, William Shatner, we saw
you went to NASA. And they were like, what was
that like? And he was like, he was explaining that
NASA was really no different than the show Star Trek.
It's like, he's like, they just kind of make up
a lot of stuff about black holes and champagne Supernova's
that He's like and it's it's no different than what
you were doing on Star Trek.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a Nazi organization, you know. The first guy
in charge, Kurt Davis with a B D E b
us Kurt Davis. He's got one of them big dueling
scars that Nazi's head. He's the head of NASA at
the insistence of the famous one that we all know about. Like,
I don't think that we didn't land on the moon.
I'm sure the footage has a lot of fakery, and
of course it does.
Speaker 1: Well, we like golf on the moon. That's the one
that gets me.
Speaker 2: Uh well, maybe they say they there's a blue Masonic
flag on the moon. Now that is bizarre. If if
you need to put a blue Masonic flag on the moon.
This is maybe I'm silly. Why would you You can't
fake that. That's something that's stupid that you'd have to do.
It's almost like an Olympic event to demonstrate to the
gods who the best is, because there ain't no reason
to do that. It's to demonstrate to me who to
the gods. Just like the Olympics are eugenics festival we have.
They act like, oh, Hitler came to the Olympics and
we showed him that a black guy could be a
eugenic specimen. Why are we doing that? Why are we
doing that a festival to gods that we supposedly don't worship. Well,
you might the Council of thirteen, that's above the Committee
of three hundred. They call themselves the Olympians. That's why.
And if you look at Phoenician old stuff where they
talk about what Phoenicians believe, they all said Zeus and
all them were people. They were all like old kings.
Do you know that? I just saw a guide? So
that's very it, and that explains a lot. That explains
why the Greek gods act like perverts, y like Hollywood people.
So that that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: Well, in the Book of Numbers, when the Israelites get
there's a certain point where they get tempted to engage
in these these rights. And it even says that the
deity that they're tempted to worship is called the Lord
of open holes, which.
Speaker 2: Is that's Oh I was gonna bring that up to
Bail of p wor that's the master of holes. Bail
ain't Lord. They try to do that. Oh well, Christ
is lord and Baal means lord. No, don't. I don't
think it. And I know that they're fiddling with it
because it means owner or master. So I translate Bail
as master. Okay, that's a little different because I read
the all cycle because I was curious, like, okay, what's
the church of the bad people in the Bible where
they learn about, you know, like how you learn about Moses,
Like what do people that like Bail learn about? So
I read this Bail hadad, not p or not the
master of holes. But uh, you know, there's a whole
thing of like I mean, it's it's so like Mystery School.
If you read it literally, it's it makes no sense.
It's like he went to go fight death but first
he had sex with a cow in case he didn't
come back, so he could be born again. There's a
whole thing in that. Okay. And then I'm like, wait,
so Bail's master. How much you want to bet a
cow is a human woman? How much you want to
bet that's what they mean by cow a human woman
sex slave? Because I've seen Secret Space program people talk
about how the Nordics, the Taijetons can the wife can
be impregnated if her husband dies, they can impregnate her
with her husband and she can give birth to her
because they live like eight hundred years, so he can
come back and she'll give birth to him. And I
was like, boy, that sounds very familiar that story. You know,
that's a little weird. Sticking point with the Trinity with
me is like, should tell me that God got is
mom pregnant with himself? Okay, fine, but Jesus God and
marries his mom, right, so.
Speaker 1: Human mother. But he didn't become God or become a
son at the birth. He's eternally the son.
Speaker 2: I don't understand none of it. I'll tell you that
alien shit that I keep hearing, I keep hearing the
thematic resonance with it, so I don't you know. I
watched Nathan Reynolds on Merkle's podcast last and then I
watch a Landra Markman on Emma's podcast for some reason,
back to back, I can't remember why. Very interesting because
Nathan's talking about like literal dragons and then the Lady
Marcus ting about the Draco Empire of the Reptilians, and
I'm like, I'll bet you this is not a different thing.
I'll bet you this is all the same thing everybody's talking.
Maybe it's all bullshit, but I don't know that it is.
I think I just go buy themes and then I go, okay,
what themes match up? And I think we don't know
what anything is. And it's just words. Words are just
like what it like a prison for concepts that are
flying around and you got to like sum them up
and you put them in a little box. And these creeps,
you know, Woke's not a mind virus, it's a word virus. Okay,
So you take words you alreadyknew the definition of right
like a virus, and they come in and they inject
a new definition into it that bursts the words, so
it means nothing. Right, They gape the words, so you
can't stick all of them definitions because all the meaning
slides out of the word.
Speaker 1: Like, well, the real question. Let me ask you this,
because you've gone you have this sister, this slag queen
sister has gone off. Tell me about Jacko? Was Jacko
and al chemical operation to go from the Negrado phase
to the calcination.
Speaker 2: It's funny that you say Negrada phase. Well, go watch
Black Channels, dude, and and it turns out and this
is Jay Parker has a story about them doing.
Speaker 1: Old Are you saying the A a black channel? This
is I identify as a black man I have. I
have at least seven inward passes from actual black people
identifies Black channel dog.
Speaker 2: I mean that is a regional thing. Uh. But anyway,
Steve Cochley tells you about the Boulet that he was
like a black Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: I did episode on the sam Hi podcast. I know
all about that. But but tell me about Jacob. What
do you think about Jacob?
Speaker 2: But people from his dad's band said they did a
ceremony poorn some shit in his ear, and Jay Parker
talked about a similar ceremoniy entities being born in your ear.
But the kid, would you see what I'm saying, Maybe
they're not interesting. I'm not making any huge guy telling
you these stories have a so and then Michael Jackson.
First of all, he's not innocent number one. But you
got understand the system. The perpetrators are also victims. Bill
Cosby got victimized by the at the himself. I'm sure
he used to go his Playboy party. All these people
are victims and perpetrators. You already know this from life.
People go two ways, right, They either are like I'm
against this, or they become part of it. I mean
like so, yeah, no, there was some kind of shit
going on like that. For I think for Reagan to
like him so much and bring him in, like yeah,
Reagan love that Wizard of Oz bullshit. Mistake. The first
layer of magic bullshit is lying and doing magic tricks.
But if you watch some people that do magic, like
close up magic and mentalism, they'll tell you that occasionally
stuff will happen that is, like they can't explain it
while they're doing the trick. Why because you're a projector
well I'm just talking on my ass. You're not just
an observer you're a projector so all that the secret bullshit,
which means the occults. Yeah, you can manifest things, but
they're leaving parts out. That's how they always do like,
they always leave parts out. Other people can do it too,
So it's not like you could just make your own universe, asshole.
We all live here. What these assholes do is chain
your consciousnesses together to warp reality. Okay, because I mean
think about, like what year it is. You don't know
what year it is. They're just telling you a framework.
Speaker 1: I've been saying forever Tom is faking gay. We don't
even know Time's tables, made up Tom zones made up
faking gay. It's all thing it. We lost it for
a second.
Speaker 2: Kurt, Well, if I hypnotize you and to believe you're
you're you live in the eighties, right, everybody watching hypnotize
you you live in the eighties, and then I never
hypnotize you. Did I travel in time to the future
kind of right. That's how much perception controls it. That's
why pr is Neural linguistic programming is the twilight language.
That is the fucking number one thing to learn if
you want to be a disgusting occultist and trick people,
which they do learn well.
Speaker 1: And I mean there's there is. I mean, remember David
Copperfield showed up in some of those Epstein documents. Remember that, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how he made the statue of Liberty disappear.
His assistant some assistant, an anchorage. He made this like
giant gravity bog. He's like he hated dude. He goes,
you hear those charges about him? Those are true. I
had never heard them. This is years ago, dude. He goes,
So on TV they go no camera trickery and they
show the audience and the statue disappears. He goes, oh,
is camera trick? All they did was fake it with
the camera and tell you that they didn't. Ta da,
and just think of that principle and apply it to
everything because it always applies. It always applies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's a I have a book that
talks about the CIA's recruitment of various stage magicians, like
back in the sixties and seventies, they were trying to
learn and master even some of the slow hand techniques
because I thought that might be useful for some of
the field offers.
Speaker 2: So there's definitely how about nine to eleven when Jason
Burmas was talking about how it's fake and I would
be wouldn't even look at it. Back then I lived
in New York. Okay, next thing I know, there's an
invasion of Iraq ta da. There's there. You go. You
could scale these up as above. So I'm writing a
book called As the Carpet, So the drapes, it's all
about you. I can never tell.
Speaker 1: I don't know when you're being serious or when when
we're good. We're getting the professional trolling going? Is that true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: As as of the drapes, what was it? What was
the title? Again?
Speaker 2: As the Carpet, So the Drapes?
Speaker 1: Are you feeling serious or not?
Speaker 2: I cant though. It's like about my esoteric wisdom I
received astral projecting during the pandemic. I just watched them
YouTube videos. That's all I did. But you gotta dress
it up for the book, you know. Okay, No, I'm
gonna I'm because I hate this geye shit so much.
I'm selling gay get eh? Why are you gay? It's
so unbelievably gay. It's hard to talk about because you
got to say the word atlantis out of your mouth.
And I want to smash my head into a table
when I hear the name Atlantis, because it's so fruity.
They all believe in it, All the scientists, all their
work is funded by rich freaks that think they came
from Atlanta. That's what I'd say to anybody who's a
secular materialist. You know, you only do any of your
work because a guy that thinks he came from Atlantis
paid for it. So why would you be right dipshit? Like, honestly,
you're the guy above you thinks crazy things like a
really poor person, and he just has funding. You don't
wonder why the guy would be funding you. A guy
that believes in Atlantis is funding you to tell me
there's no such thing as Atlantis. You don't think about that. No,
that's what they went to school to do, to not
think about things that aren't the microcosm that they're supposed
to focus on. Right, shit, I got you to do
Jimmy Showdude, I gotta.
Speaker 1: Go, oh all right, well thanks for coming on, Kurt,
appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Uh, this was wild.
Speaker 1: This was like a feels like some sort of performance art.
But be sure and subscribe to Kurt. Everybody on the
stream You can check out his links in the show description.
Thank you so much, Kirk. Wow. Uh, Like I said, Dog,
I feel like I was in an acid trip inside
of Sam Tripoli's dream machine, watching old lectures of David
Ike on a projector screen. I don't know what is
going on or where I'm at. Uh, and I'm okay
with that. I feel like I'm in a I don't
know where I am. But wow, that was insane, But
I mean it was fun. That was I feel like
I got I don't know if I got trolled or
I don't know what was happening where we're at. I
felt like I got mk ultra handled by Kurt Metzger
because I don't know where I'm at, dog, but I
like it. I'm happy to be here. Guy for five dollars.
Does anyone believe Stephen Hawking was real? Well, the internet
cut out when I was making my Steve Hawking jokes,
which is okay because actually I'm gonna try to I
think about stay my Epstein Stephen Hawking jokes for stand up,
So I'm actually okay that the internet cut out for
whatever reason. Well, I met so, I met Kurt when
Tripley took us to the Jimmy Dore Live event, which
was a blast, and it was TRIPLEI, Kurt Metzker, and
Rob Schneider and it was a two hour live event
where everybody's sort of riffing and commenting on a live
Jimmy Door episode. It was it was a blast. It
was super funny. And then Tripley took us backstage to
hang out with Kurt and Rob Schneider and Jimmy Dare
and they order pizza. It was a It wasn't Pizza Gate, dummies,
don't worry about it. It was just but I was like,
who's this big bald dude. Oh? I used to watch
him back in the day on he was back in
the day on Comedy Central. Dog you know what I'm saying.
I was like, that's the Comedy Central dude I used
to watch back in the day. And then here we
are talking to him and Rob Snett. It was it
was a dream, and this was like a dream. So
anytime Kurt Mesker shows up, you can start pinching yourself
because you might be in a dream reality. I don't
know what's going on, but it's it's wild and it's fun.
Quantum Yakub two dollars. Whoa kurp and day Jyre. I
must be dreaming. See see Kurt is like a walking sern.
It's like a It's like you get in the vicinity
of Kurt and you're the reality is different. Where are we?
What the heck is going on? It was wild? Okay?
People want to know what acid is like. I can
tell you what it's like because I've done it many times.
I've had bad trips. This was a trip. This was
an ascid to Kurt is a living acid trip incarnated
haities undead five dollars quote. I'm talking out of my butt.
That's all that Kurt has said this entire stream. I mean,
there's an art to this sort of stream of consciousness flow.
And somebody said, Kurt reminds me of Alex Jones, very similar,
sort of just sort of like stream of consciousness. Man,
that's where we're at DL since twenty bucks? Who else?
Who else? Did Lepoco say? Yeah, yeah, exactly? Hey you
ten dollars? Kurt is awesome. Somebody needs to help him
create a website with charts and time once that connect
all the stuff that he knows. He's got spaghetti brain,
but he splits but he spits fire.
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He's got that big show to do, so I want
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Canadian DARPA at tech that's in both of your brain cells. Yes,
nanotech exactly. DC Woodworking became a member for six months.
Do you think Hugh Hefner was one of these early
versions of Jeff Stein mcgeffrey. Yes. In other words, I
don't think that's even really in question. How far this
is we don't exactly know, but there's a lot of
There are some confirmed ties that Hugh had to the CIA,
and I think there are confirmed, allegedly confirmed reports that
the Playboy Mansion was wired with surveillance camera devices much
the same way that pretty much everyone of Epstein's properties
was wired. And in fact, in one of the interviews,
just Laine said years ago that they were wired to record.
Also for how does she she phrased it, something like
to protect ourselves. I think she might have even used
the word it's it's in the Whitney web book. She
basically admitted that, yeah, all the properties are wired to
record everything, including just to you know, to protect ourselves.
She wasn't just talking about security cameras. She was talking
about blackmail, Gary G five dollars, sleight of hand, magician stuff.
Now man called intrepid trained at Camp X. Yeah, you're
talking about William Stevenson man called in trepid, Yes, Camp X, Yeah,
I know all about that. First person Q since two dollars,
Jay and KERP. That's a win. Thank you appreciate that, guys,
Thank you for the generosity there with the super chats,
Elias became Remember for two months, Kurp is a Jacobean king.
He's got a lot of knowledge. It's almost like a
performance art. It was wild Hunter Barler. Five dollars, Jay
should ask Kurt about war Mode. Well, Kurt had to go,
so I missed asking him that. I think you're talking
about this podcast? Guy, since five dollars, does anyone actually
believe Stephen Hawking was real? Again? I'm gonna withhold my
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a break from X because of my Shadow Band because
I don't know what the heck's going on. It seems
like it's lightened up a little bit, but I'm not sure.
So I'm gonna give it another day or two and
we'll figure out what's going on with the Shadow Band.
You know, Kurt's text messages are like this livestream, it's
like it's like a damn paper. It's like a student
tripping acid writing a turn paper, if with footnotes and everything.
So it's crazy. What did y'all think about this discussion?
I still don't. I don't even know where I'm at.
I've started to question maybe that's curse approaches, maybe to
just firebomb machine gun and at the end of it,
you're you're questioning reality itself. It's a metaphysics, it's it's
a it's a your your question and everything. I don't
know where I'm at now. What year is this? Do
was like, I'm hypnotizing you and it's the eighties. Uh,
let's roll with it. Maybe maybe we go back to
a healthier time if it was the eighties. But hot, damn,
that was crazy. Where am I? Guys? Thank you so much.
I feel like I feel like I we'll see what's
going on. I don't even know. We might I might
live stream later, I might not. We'll see what's going on.
See if Jamie's got plans tonight. She might have had
choiir practice, and if she does, I'll do a live stream.
If not, I'll probably go hang out with her and
try to try to talk myself down from the ledge
that was Kurt Metzger, because I don't know what's real anymore.
He's a walking He's like if Cern took acid, that's
what That's what Kurt is. Welcome everybody. Thank you so much.
Everybody to the limit. We had a two thousand live.
That was pretty wild. We got up to two k live.
Thank you. If people dumped, if a shout out to
Crucible or whoever. If somebody pooped their audience into my audience,
thank you for the dump. Appreciate it. Below the dumps,
I'm still just kind of sitting here trying to trying
to figure out where I am, what's going on. It
was fun. Andrew Lapiz Niece Lapize knees for two dollars says,
I said DARPA inne tech in your cell phones. Bro
doesn't want to say DARPA in three tech. I don't
even know what that is. Dude, You're you're proposing insane
conspiracy theories that I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 2: Things.
Speaker 1: Have no idea what you're even talking about. Oh my gosh,
what the heck where are we at? I feel like
fat Earth, you know, what I mean, what if fat
Earth would be like, let's not go back to the eighties,
Let's go back to the nineties.
Speaker 2: Fat Earth.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of Jinko's, we got a lot
of Juggalo, a healthier time as Brosie go Live later,
us diarites need more. If I can come, if I
can talk myself back down into reality, out of the ether.
I feel like Kurt was astro projecting into my mind
and my subconscious to troll me. He was trolling my soul.
Troll soul, dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
Many too many freaking weirdos over here. When somebody says
like really wild stuff and then they think that that
I'm part of the conspiracy, I like to immediately block
them because then it confirms their paranoia.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, thank you so much. Hit like share all
of that, give me some comments below. Be sure and
do all the algorithmic things, massage and love the algorithm
like you should. I still got to get Kurt out
of my soul. He trolled, trolled, He soul trolled me
in the astral realm. So I've seen some clips of
Kurt on Joe Rogan I haven't watched like a full
full show. Maybe I should go check out some of that.
I mean, I was just thinking, like, and I've seen
I've seen Kurt on Jimmy Dore and I've seen Kurt
live and it was like it was like a really
fun sort of live riff. He Brosey ten dollars. This
Andrew dude is wigging out. Add a new membership to
here and call it diarite. It just feeds into people
thinking it's a cult, which is annoying. So I don't
know about diarye, but tap the mic more. I've just
if I moved my hand, I hit them. I why
don't you just quit bitching? Dude? What is a moonchild?
It's the Crowley novel, the idea that you can sort
of create these incubus suckubist babies that that you could
give birth to like spirit children, demon gobbling offspring, basically
diar neetics exactly. Let's go full l Ron Hubbard. It
was funny because I wrote out a bunch of questions
and it was like not really any point right now question.
It just just basically turned the podcast on and let
him go, So, which is fine with me. Quet your beaching.
All right, that's enough for today. Thank you guys so much.
This was a wild one. Everybody hit like and share
and I will see you perhaps later today or perhaps tomorrow,
who knows, We'll see look for the uh Okay, here
we got an alternate profile DARPA in three we all
know who you are. Yep, you got me exposed, dude exposed. Okay,
I'm back to reality now. I finally have regained my
senses after Cult Kurtz mk Ulture Programming have me this
whole episode. I'm back to reality now. It's normal. Jay,
don't worry. Thank you so much, but have a good night.