Speaker 1: Straight out, both eyes open, heartful eyes clear, no bear,
Speaker 1: no sorry, they brought you back. Time to go back. Gush, gush, gush,
Speaker 1: gush gush. Okay, they call me the Reverser of all science.
Speaker 2: That's a bad name with my name.
Speaker 1: It's a bad name. That sucked. That was a name. Guys,
Speaker 1: welcome nove Limits. We're back. We are back after a hiatus,
Speaker 1: I wanted to roll this out properly. I moved to Austin,
Speaker 1: and this is the first I'm gonna have some amazing
Speaker 1: guests on. Already recorded some with some great guests, but
Speaker 1: I figured I just kind of reintroduced the podcast with myself.
Speaker 1: Couple housekeeping notes April eighteen and nineteen, Springfield, Missouri, Blue
Speaker 1: Room Comedy Club, if any, but he's in the Missouri area,
Speaker 1: maybe even Kansas City area. I don't know how. I'm
Speaker 1: the worst with geography. Come get some at Blue Moon
Speaker 1: Comedy Club. It's gonna be awesome. And I'm doing my
Speaker 1: one hour that I shot, but I'm already changing it.
Speaker 1: It's already coming together. It's already like writing stand up
Speaker 1: is such a nightmare because it's always like you you
Speaker 1: write a special, then you throw it away. And you
Speaker 1: start from scratch, and I go through six months of
Speaker 1: thinking I'm never gonna be able to write something funny. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's move on to what's going on in the world.
Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's uh, let's talk about some stuff, okay,
Speaker 1: because the world's on fire, and I want to say
Speaker 1: the first thing about like, if you if you like,
Speaker 1: let's just take tariffs as an example, or whatever is
Speaker 1: going on in the world, or the Supreme Court's weigh
Speaker 1: in on the deportation of a bunch of Venezuelan gang members,
Speaker 1: and then the Supreme Court or the lower courts weigh
Speaker 1: in on whether they should come back or be allowed
Speaker 1: to come back, whatever. Like, it's impossible to know the
Speaker 1: details of this stuff if you're a guy, if you're
Speaker 1: an average American, if you're just somebody like myself who's
Speaker 1: worrying about paying bills, raising four kids, you know, paying
Speaker 1: your taxes on time, trying to have a modicum of
Speaker 1: a life. I don't know how to become an expert
Speaker 1: at you know, deportation law or tariffs. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to have an opinion on that. I have to
Speaker 1: to a degree rely on the experts. It's just the
Speaker 1: way it is. It's a little bit like when I
Speaker 1: turn the tap on in my house and I wash
Speaker 1: my hands or drink the water or use it to
Speaker 1: boil something, whatever it might be. I am assuming it's
Speaker 1: not toxic. If somebody puts, I don't know, drywall up
Speaker 1: in my house, I'm assuming that that drywall wasn't made
Speaker 1: in China with shortcuts, and that drywall then isn't toxic.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming there's a government agency that can take care
Speaker 1: of that. When the electric grid breaks down, how about this,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that there's somebody out there protecting the electric grid,
Speaker 1: and if somebody does sabotage it, some terrorists, we have backup.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's the case, especially in hospitals or traffic lights.
Speaker 1: So they're just certain things that you just assume are
Speaker 1: How about flight safety, I assume they're keeping the geese
Speaker 1: out of the airfield by detonating firecrackers. That's Department of
Speaker 1: Agriculture's job. By the way, I'm assuming they're keeping peregrine
Speaker 1: falcons around so they can keep all the other birds
Speaker 1: out of the airfield because they're territorial birds. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: a lot of these things. I have to do. I
Speaker 1: can't do everything myself. That's kind of the nature of
Speaker 1: a society. And the biggest threat we have, and I've
Speaker 1: said this a ton of times, is that you've got
Speaker 1: a bunch of people who are grifters or think they're experts,
Speaker 1: bad actors, ignorant actors on podcasts, you know, promoting their
Speaker 1: idea of reality vaccines is a good example of that.
Speaker 1: And you know, I just think that's the biggest threat
Speaker 1: I really do. We have become wary of experts. Maybe
Speaker 1: the experts in science are deliberately quiet, too quiet. Maybe
Speaker 1: the way COVID was handled was, you know, eroded even
Speaker 1: more trust. Maybe the fact that the entire all of
Speaker 1: legacy media and all of uh the administration knew they
Speaker 1: knew Biden was cognizant, cognizant, cognitively impaired and never told,
Speaker 1: never admitted to that. These kinds of things erod trust.
Speaker 1: So I don't know where we go. The only thing
Speaker 1: left is to pay very close attention to what is
Speaker 1: being said, what is being promised, and try to remember that,
Speaker 1: try to hold those in power accountable to that, and
Speaker 1: try not to swing all the way over to the
Speaker 1: other side to correct it. Americans have so much trouble
Speaker 1: just being generally in the middle, and maybe I do too.
Speaker 1: So that's my that's what I want to open with
Speaker 1: that idea. It doesn't mean you can't work for the answer,
Speaker 1: but the answer does become harder and harder to get
Speaker 1: to because you know, I talked to my friend the
Speaker 1: other day, I don't know necessarily where to where to
Speaker 1: look if I'm going to do a podcast like this.
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing about certain subjects. Not everything has
Speaker 1: to be a narrative. And I was talking to my
Speaker 1: buddy Robert about this. Not everything has to be a story.
Speaker 1: You understand, if you're trying to find the truth about
Speaker 1: I don't know, vaccines or terrorifs, it doesn't all have
Speaker 1: to be First, I'm gonna paint the bad guys in
Speaker 1: this scenario, and I'm gonna paint how they're responsible for
Speaker 1: all the woes of the world. No, dude, No, I
Speaker 1: don't need a story with every truth. Sometimes there's just
Speaker 1: measurable evidence that we can look at agnostically and say, oh, well,
Speaker 1: this has worked and this hasn't okay. The medical experts,
Speaker 1: for the most part, have pushed us beyond our biology,
Speaker 1: not everything is a conspiracy. The fact that my iPhone works,
Speaker 1: the fact that the supply chain actually works and I
Speaker 1: can get food into my body and my children's body
Speaker 1: at a reasonable price, means a lot of stuff does work.
Speaker 1: Means a lot of people are acting in good faith.
Speaker 1: Faith means that there is a right way in a
Speaker 1: wrong way. The fact that Somalia and Afghanistan aren't doing
Speaker 1: as well as the United States or the liberal democracies
Speaker 1: of Europe might mean that there's a better way to
Speaker 1: do things, Like there's a better way. We have a
Speaker 1: track record pay attention historically to the ideas that killed people,
Speaker 1: like communism, top down economics, whatever it might be, and
Speaker 1: freedom messy democracies that put individual liberties at the forefront.
Speaker 1: That seems to work out better? What cultures you want
Speaker 1: to want to get? You want me to get? Really?
Speaker 1: What is it controversial? What culture seem to work better
Speaker 1: in the twenty first century that helps someone realize their
Speaker 1: full potential? What cultures you think Chinese American culture might
Speaker 1: be effective? It seems like it is. Are there other
Speaker 1: cultures that are not as effective? Are there other cultures
Speaker 1: that don't seem to put out PhDs and expert, violinists,
Speaker 1: et cetera, and innovators in like the guy who what
Speaker 1: created Navidia, he's from Taiwan. What is it about that culture? Frugality, education, discipline, patience,
Speaker 1: long term thinking? What is it about that culture despite
Speaker 1: all the racism they experienced, that seems to push them
Speaker 1: ahead no matter where they are, whether they're Chinese in Malaysia,
Speaker 1: whether they're in West Africa, wherever they might be. What
Speaker 1: is it about that culture that, no matter what, they
Speaker 1: seem to be able to accrue wealth and their generations
Speaker 1: after the first generation does better. What is it? Family? Cohesion, discipline,
Speaker 1: all those things? I think so, I think so, So
Speaker 1: take a look at what works. You don't need a
Speaker 1: goddamn narrative for everything. We don't need a good guy
Speaker 1: bad guy. I don't need to find the bad people
Speaker 1: that are causing all these problems which you hear all
Speaker 1: the time. What do you hear of every conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's always an invisible circle of Jews
Speaker 1: or someone like that, or globalists and bankers, which really
Speaker 1: means Jews like this is not helpful and it's also
Speaker 1: not true. It's also takes all the pressure off of you.
Speaker 1: You might be the architect of your own misery and failure.
Speaker 1: That sucks to say, but I've had to do that myself.
Speaker 1: And when you do that and you take a look
Speaker 1: at what you're doing that's not working, what you're doing
Speaker 1: to contribute to your own failure, then you know, it's
Speaker 1: a sobering thing. But it's a great way to get
Speaker 1: out of that situation. So not everything needs a fucking narrative.
Speaker 1: Just look at the evidence. Damn, I'm just hot. My
Speaker 1: jets are hot right now, bro, And don't be so reductive.
Speaker 1: Here's the other you know, at fifty eight years old,
Speaker 1: let me just share this with you. People are we
Speaker 1: love to be reductive with every problem. Oh there's a
Speaker 1: problem in the Middle East. Well, let's find a good
Speaker 1: guys and the bad guys here. You know, complicated the
Speaker 1: Middle East is. You want to know why the Middle
Speaker 1: East has always been a cauldron of you know, insanity.
Speaker 1: Is it just the Jews? Is it just Israel? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. The Middle East has that Sunni Shia divide.
Speaker 1: We can go on and on. It takes a lot
Speaker 1: of thought to earn an informed point of view and
Speaker 1: a helpful opinion about the Middle East. It's and by
Speaker 1: the way, just because you're outraged by the number of
Speaker 1: children who have been orphaned and killed the extended families
Speaker 1: in Gaza, because you're outraged by that does not mean
Speaker 1: you're pro Hamas does not mean you're pro terrorist either.
Speaker 1: So we got to be careful about how we categorize
Speaker 1: and label the people we disagree with. It's just not helpful.
Speaker 1: But you can get a lot of cliques and a
Speaker 1: lot of attention by essentially amplifying your monologue and coming
Speaker 1: up with a narrative that paints things in good and
Speaker 1: evil and in biblically catastrophic terms. That's what you that's
Speaker 1: what you want it you want to get You want
Speaker 1: to make a lot of money. Get good at that.
Speaker 1: You'll be a liar, but get good at that. Angels
Speaker 1: and demons, good and evil, all that stuff. Where's the
Speaker 1: bad guy in this? What do they not want you
Speaker 1: to know? And who is they will never know? We
Speaker 1: know who they is? Wink wink. Yeah, that ship people
Speaker 1: gobble up because we want the world to be simple.
Speaker 1: We want to find people who are bad guys good guys.
Speaker 1: But you're being advertised to you're being gained John Steinbeck quote.
Speaker 1: I believe that there's one story. I believe that there's
Speaker 1: one story in the world, the only one. Humans are
Speaker 1: in their lives, in their thoughts, in their hungers and ambitions,
Speaker 1: in their avarice and cruelty, and in their kindness and
Speaker 1: generosity too, in a net of good and evil. There
Speaker 1: is no other story. A man, after he has brushed
Speaker 1: off the dust and chips of his life, will have
Speaker 1: left only the hard clean questions was it good or
Speaker 1: was it evil? Have I done well or ill? I
Speaker 1: love that quote. I love that quote. I know you're
Speaker 1: rebutting what I'm saying, but I'm not saying you should
Speaker 1: be a relativist. I'm not saying you should be somebody
Speaker 1: who says there is no good and evil, right or wrong.
Speaker 1: I think part of the most important thing in life
Speaker 1: is actually to be able to know them, to understand
Speaker 1: the difference, and stand on the right side of history,
Speaker 1: but more importantly, stand on the right side of what
Speaker 1: is right and wrong. It is often the case that
Speaker 1: might makes right, but that doesn't mean you're right. So
Speaker 1: let me read that quote again for myself.
Speaker 2: Beautiful quote.
Speaker 1: Huh, beautiful quote. John Steinbeck and I've read a number
Speaker 1: of his books. I believe that there is one story
Speaker 1: in the world, and only one. Humans are caught in
Speaker 1: their lives, in their thoughts, in their hungers and ambitions,
Speaker 1: in their averice and cruelty, and in their kindness and
Speaker 1: generosity too, in a net of good and evil. There
Speaker 1: is no other story. A man, after he has brushed
Speaker 1: off the dust and chips of his life, will have
Speaker 1: left only the hard clean questions was it good or
Speaker 1: was it evil? Have I done well or ill? Bravo, bravo?
Speaker 1: Now road to hell is paved and good intentions. You
Speaker 1: can do a lot of stuff. You can do a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff and think you're doing well and you're not.
Speaker 1: And that's that's the rub. That's the rub, you know.
Speaker 1: I think it was Guru Guru Sa Guru on Rogan
Speaker 1: who said it's not There are a lot of people
Speaker 1: that do horrible things in the world because they think
Speaker 1: they're doing right. You can also be complicit by by
Speaker 1: your silence or ignorance. You can be you can be
Speaker 1: benefiting from a very oppressive regime without knowing about it.
Speaker 1: So it's really hard, man, It's really hard to walk
Speaker 1: a clean straight line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't mean to muddy the point or anything.
Speaker 1: I think I love that you have the money. The
Speaker 1: point is the is the point because sometimes it's really
Speaker 1: hard to know. It goes back to what I was saying,
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's very hard to know like what's right and
Speaker 1: what's wrong in this world. But you know, you know,
Speaker 1: you do know, you do know. At the same time,
Speaker 1: it's not that's a cop out, but it can be
Speaker 1: difficult to know at least where what the truth is,
Speaker 1: like what did what's what? Who actually started this? What's
Speaker 1: really going on? But I'm gonna quote Elka who I
Speaker 1: had on this podcast too, Elika Bond, who said, look,
Speaker 1: there are situations and she was talking I think about
Speaker 1: you and and and Russia, and she was talking about
Speaker 1: you know, Iran. There is there is a situation where,
Speaker 1: you know, like if a country is trying to side
Speaker 1: more with the West, with a liberal democracy, with with
Speaker 1: with free markets, with individual liberty, they are they are
Speaker 1: closer to the truth and the good then is somebody
Speaker 1: who's being forced to align themselves with the Russian slash
Speaker 1: Putin regime. Let's not forget that that Russia still invaded
Speaker 1: a sovereign country because they wanted to be closer to
Speaker 1: the west. Let's not forget that Putin poisoned Yushenko back
Speaker 1: in two thousand and five with dioxin. Let's not forget
Speaker 1: these things, okay. And and Ali Caaban said, if a cop,
Speaker 1: the guy holds a gun to your head and you're
Speaker 1: in your car and he's gonna rock. The cop who
Speaker 1: comes up and stops that guy from robbing you might
Speaker 1: beat his wife, he might have even killed somebody. But
Speaker 1: in that context, that cop is right and the robber's wrong.
Speaker 1: So we get caught up in this sophistry. Sophistry is
Speaker 1: like playing with words, playing with the truth, you know.
Speaker 1: So that's my that's what I have to say. Chill out, man,
Speaker 1: I know I'm fired out. Let's go through some current events.
Speaker 1: Dire wolves are brought back to life. Dire wolves, and
Speaker 1: you know, I would have been psyched if the dire
Speaker 1: wolf was like three hundred pounds. But it's not really
Speaker 1: that much bigger than a timberwolf. And as far as
Speaker 1: I can tell, I can't see the difference.
Speaker 2: It's about thirty pounds bigger it is. Yeah, then a timberwolf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's thirty pounds bigger than a timberwolf. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: how big is it?
Speaker 2: I think it was?
Speaker 1: Well now because because timberwolves are that big too. Timberwolves
Speaker 1: are huge. Yeah, they're being the gray wolf, I guess. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, but timberwolves are the ones in Yellowstone because
Speaker 1: they were eating all that elk. They were one hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy pounds. Man, what does that say? Yeah, one
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five pounds. Yeah, timberwolves. I mean that's
Speaker 1: a massive animal. One hundred and seventy five pounds. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? So basically you made you brought back
Speaker 1: a wolf that's you know, same size. I can't tell
Speaker 1: really the difference. But it's kind of cool that they
Speaker 1: were able to do that. I mean, they're probably gonna
Speaker 1: do that with the wooly mammoth. That'll be kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're doing it with the wooly mammoth a dodo bird.
Speaker 1: And they're doing it with the dodo bird. Oh yeah, awesome.
Speaker 1: They'll be able to do that with t rexes. You know,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be able to do this with gene editing.
Speaker 1: It's kind of incredible. It's the inexorable rise of science.
Speaker 1: I want a sabertoothed tiger. That's what I want.
Speaker 2: Well, they're bringing back a tiger.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to see the saber tooth to see
Speaker 1: how useless those giant fangs are.
Speaker 2: You mean useless useless?
Speaker 1: I don't think they used them, you talk. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just a giant. Those teeth are in the way.
Speaker 1: It's like having buck teeth doesn't make you a better
Speaker 1: carrot eater.
Speaker 2: Right, they're bringing this thing, the Tasmanian tiger.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about that geese. It's basically
Speaker 1: a marsupial. I mean, it's just a cat dog. Looks
Speaker 1: like a combination of like a greyhound and some shitty cat. Look,
Speaker 1: it's a marsupial. I told you what I tell you.
Speaker 1: It keeps it's It's basically a kangaroo with a cat's face.
Speaker 1: Kiss my ass. I'm not even gonna if that if
Speaker 1: the if the Tasmanian tiger's in the zoo, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to look at it. I ain't going to look
Speaker 1: at it. I'm literally gonna skip the exhibition. And if
Speaker 1: a dire wolve's there, I'm probably gonna skip that too. Geez,
Speaker 1: when you get a wooly mammoth. Come talk to me.
Speaker 1: When you got a saber tooth, come talk to me,
Speaker 1: all right, when you get what is that? What is
Speaker 1: that badass thing? The the wolf bear? That that thing?
Speaker 1: There's a wolf bear that was a killer during the
Speaker 1: ice age, huge animal with a short snout, horrifying. It
Speaker 1: was like, bring that thing back?
Speaker 2: What ice age bear?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the cave bear. I think that might be it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And now it's something else, Yeah, right there,
Speaker 1: what is that thing? No, it's like a It looked
Speaker 1: like a I don't know, it's just a different thing.
Speaker 1: What does that say?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2: The giant short faced bear?
Speaker 1: There you go, the giant short face bear. Eleven feet tall,
Speaker 1: although so does a kodiak, Right, but eleven feet dude,
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, yeah, I don't know whoa Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't. You're you're gonna be in some trouble there.
Speaker 2: Well, what do you think about playing god like this?
Speaker 1: I again, I think playing god is inevitable. I think
Speaker 1: human beings will always strive to get to the next frontier,
Speaker 1: whether that's Mars, whether that's bringing back animals that were
Speaker 1: long extinct. I think that that is that is what
Speaker 1: we will do whatever the human mind can conceive of.
Speaker 1: Whatever our imagination comes up with, I believe will ultimately
Speaker 1: be reality.
Speaker 2: I really, do you want to bring that back?
Speaker 1: I do? I want to bring it back. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to release it into the wild.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good idea because he's probably
Speaker 1: gonna have zero fear of humans and look at humans
Speaker 1: as food. So I don't want to be hiking because
Speaker 1: my my nine millimeter I don't think it's going to
Speaker 1: do the job on that thing. I need. I need
Speaker 1: a forty five. And every time I hike, I gotta
Speaker 1: walk around with a forty five.
Speaker 2: It's amazing that size doesn't really matter in the fauna games.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah, size doesn't. It's also amazing that
Speaker 1: human beings can create a weapon that shoots, that shoots
Speaker 1: a slug that weighs about as much as two nickels,
Speaker 1: and I can stop that thing. I can just open
Speaker 1: up the valves in its heart and it becomes a
Speaker 1: catastrophic bleed that collapses at my feet because I hold
Speaker 1: my position and I go hold, go, go, gotch case
Speaker 1: hold straight out, both eyes open, heartfull eyes clear, no
Speaker 1: bear no, sorry, they brought you back. Time to go back. Gush, gush, gush,
Speaker 1: gush gush. Okay, they call me the reverser of all science.
Speaker 2: That's a bad name with my name.
Speaker 1: It's about name that sucked. That was a shit name.
Speaker 1: We're covering a lot of ground here, dire wolves. You
Speaker 1: know what's next. You know where dire wolves is leading.
Speaker 1: It's leading to t Rex. It's leading to t Rex.
Speaker 1: When you have t Rex. When the scientists come up
Speaker 1: with t Rex and we come up with an enclosure
Speaker 1: for t Rex, everybody on the planet is going to
Speaker 1: be looking. It's going to go. We're gonna be lined
Speaker 1: up to see that animal. It's going to be the craziest,
Speaker 1: biggest attraction of all time.
Speaker 2: Remus and Romulus, great names, the dire.
Speaker 1: Wolves, Remus and Romulus.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm all right, moving on to your favorite topic.
Speaker 1: John Oliver, Oh, John Oliver. Yeah. John Oliver says, we
Speaker 1: don't have any evidence that transathletes male to female athletes
Speaker 1: competing in female sports. We don't have enough evidence that
Speaker 1: they have a total advantage all the time. And he
Speaker 1: was like, you know, sometimes a bigger body doesn't help
Speaker 1: in dance and stuff. That's fine, again, this is a
Speaker 1: guy using narrative to circumvent a truth all of us
Speaker 1: know is a truth. Like mammalian biology, there are fundamental
Speaker 1: differences and vast differences physiologically and mentally between males and females.
Speaker 1: If you have any doubt about that, see the behavior
Speaker 1: of any male lion or male animal versus female animal.
Speaker 1: Look at elephants, look at lions, look at chimps, but
Speaker 1: especially look at humans throughout history. And the idea that
Speaker 1: John Oliver us seven year olds. He used seven year
Speaker 1: olds as an example that a seven year old decides
Speaker 1: that they're trans. So John Oliver believes that children as
Speaker 1: young as seven apparently should know what their gender is,
Speaker 1: and that we should affirm a seven year old's agender
Speaker 1: because you know what's next with that, right, puberty blockers,
Speaker 1: then cross sex hormones and sterilizing a kid before their
Speaker 1: brain's even developed. So John Oliver is not only a moron,
Speaker 1: fairly funny, fairly funny. It's not that I dislike. I
Speaker 1: actually think he's kind of funny, and I think he's witty,
Speaker 1: and he's got good writers. I don't watch the show
Speaker 1: a lot, but John Oliver is a moron. If he's
Speaker 1: actually on the side of trans athletes men being allowed
Speaker 1: to be in women's sports, he's a moron and he
Speaker 1: deserves to be ridiculed. But more importantly, I've seen John
Speaker 1: Oliver the shirt off on the beach in Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: He looked like somebody put glasses on ripe fruit, all
Speaker 1: right on a pair. He's never done a fucking sport
Speaker 1: in his life. Line up ninety nine sports. I'll beat
Speaker 1: him at every sport he can work on every one
Speaker 1: of those sports for ten years. That dude has never
Speaker 1: come into contact with physical, objective reality. He has no
Speaker 1: idea what the fuck he's talking about. When it comes
Speaker 1: to sports. He shouldn't weigh in on this. Biological males
Speaker 1: should not be in women's sports period. JK. Rowling is right, dumb,
Speaker 1: dumb John Oliver, who's always on this like woke parade,
Speaker 1: is wrong. And I don't even believe he believes that.
Speaker 1: But if you want, if you want to keep going
Speaker 1: in Hollywood to this day, you better be on that side.
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous. He's so dumb, he said. And he's
Speaker 1: not dumb. John Oliver's not dumb. But John Oliver siloed
Speaker 1: off into his little silly nerd cave, never done a sport,
Speaker 1: never felt what it's like to be able to impose
Speaker 1: your will on another man in a sport, Never known
Speaker 1: what it's like to feel really good in your own
Speaker 1: body and be really good at something physically, And when
Speaker 1: you don't know how to do that, that's a huge
Speaker 1: liability as a man. It's a huge liability not have
Speaker 1: your arm raised because you beat somebody in a wrestling match,
Speaker 1: or just understand what it's like to be able to
Speaker 1: beat somebody in a boxing match or a throw of
Speaker 1: football or whatever it is that us regular guys have done,
Speaker 1: even in high school, you know, or whatever. The reason
Speaker 1: I still do a little sparring at fifty eighth, the
Speaker 1: reason I still work out like with guys like Tim Kennedy,
Speaker 1: is because it reminds me of how tough I'm not.
Speaker 1: But it also reminds me It keeps me in touch
Speaker 1: with what's actually hard. It keeps me in touch with
Speaker 1: myself in my own body, so I can resist life
Speaker 1: slings and arrows. Here's what he says here. There are
Speaker 1: vanishing only few trans girls competing in high school anywhere.
Speaker 1: Trans kids like all kids very in terms of athletic ability,
Speaker 1: and there is no evidence they pose any threat to
Speaker 1: safe you're a fairness. First of all, the fact that
Speaker 1: you're saying there are trans kids, I have a problem.
Speaker 1: You don't know if they're trans, You don't know if
Speaker 1: they're autistic, you don't know what they're going through mentally.
Speaker 1: Don't just assume because they say that they're a different
Speaker 1: gender that they're trans and we should onto that right
Speaker 1: away instead of getting them some help. They might have
Speaker 1: mental issues, they might be autistic, they might be trying
Speaker 1: to find their way, and they're under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 1: There are a thousand things, and he knows better then
Speaker 1: to just say we know about trans kids. He's an
Speaker 1: asshole for that. He's an asshole, and he's and he's
Speaker 1: also dangerous, and he contributes to creating irreversible damage in
Speaker 1: children before they know better. And now you got a
Speaker 1: whole slew of kids detransitioning and it's too fucking late,
Speaker 1: and it's a disaster. So you know, I am totally
Speaker 1: and one hundred percent against transideology. You're an adult. You
Speaker 1: want to do that shit, you go do that. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get in the way of that. You
Speaker 1: want me to call you a miss, I will. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna censor you. I'm not gonna make you feel
Speaker 1: bad about yourself. And if you're really good at a
Speaker 1: job and you show up and you're a woman or
Speaker 1: a you know, you're a biological man, and then you
Speaker 1: want to be as a woman and you're really good
Speaker 1: at a job that I need, I might even hire you.
Speaker 1: It's not what I'm talking about. Leave kids the fuck
Speaker 1: out of this, and keep men out of women's sports,
Speaker 1: you dummy, And anybody who has anything else to say
Speaker 1: about that is a liar and isn't looking at evidence
Speaker 1: and is an ideologue, or it is just just a
Speaker 1: you know, just a dude like John Oliver who's not
Speaker 1: really he's not really ever felt what it's like to
Speaker 1: be a real man in a lot of spaces. He's
Speaker 1: an intellectual with his glasses and a smart ass because
Speaker 1: he was a nerd who never got the girl and
Speaker 1: never made the team. And I'm sorry to say that,
Speaker 1: but that's traumatic for a young man. That's the most
Speaker 1: traumatic thing. When you never made the team and you
Speaker 1: look like John Oliver a pair with glasses and you've
Speaker 1: never done a push up, and you've never done anything physical,
Speaker 1: and you've never gotten the girl. You know, it sucks.
Speaker 1: It's really hard. It's your life is longing, and then
Speaker 1: you find some fame you're older, and it's just it's
Speaker 1: real hard to navigate. So do I think he's talented? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do I think he contributes? Yes? Do I think he's funny?
Speaker 1: Actually I do, But I don't like him. I don't
Speaker 1: like him. I think he's an asshole, Okay, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I love JK Rowling. Yeah, super rat the record
Speaker 1: setting road and sniffing out land mines and saving lives.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Now do you have to have the
Speaker 1: rat on a leash? Here's the problem with this giant
Speaker 1: African pouch rat, all right, that he's got on a
Speaker 1: fucking leash. Number one. That thing looks like a chihuahua.
Speaker 1: It's that big number two. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna trust that rat because that rat might smell a
Speaker 1: cat and get haywire. And now I step on that landline,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use a dog. I don't know why they're
Speaker 1: using rats. Rats don't always have the best reputations. Can
Speaker 1: I just read that Yeah, because I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna trust a rat. You got your rat, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got the harness. Oh is he gonna save your
Speaker 1: life by get wagging his tail? Let's see they don't
Speaker 1: have Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: Ronan and his landmind sniffing rat pack are making a
Speaker 1: name for Rodans everywhere by saving innocent civilians from hidden explosives.
Speaker 1: The African giant pouched rat recently set a new world
Speaker 1: record for the most landlines detected by a rat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by a rat. Didn't know there was a record, dude,
Speaker 1: You shattered the old record. Between August twenty twenty one
Speaker 1: and February twenty twenty five, Ronan uncovered one hundred and
Speaker 1: nine land mines and fifteen other pieces of unexploded ordnance
Speaker 1: in a region close to Siam Reap in Cambodia. You
Speaker 1: know what I think. I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think it's a lie. I think the articles a lie.
Speaker 1: And I don't even think they're using rats. How about
Speaker 1: fucking that. I think y'all are liars. That's what I believe.
Speaker 1: Did I apologize for my face, by the way, No,
Speaker 1: not yet. Yeah, my face sucks. White dogs are better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can train him strong, bond with humans. Oh you
Speaker 1: mean the African pouched rat doesn't bond with a human versatility? Oh,
Speaker 1: they can work a wide variety of environments. You mean
Speaker 1: a rat can't with those tiny fucking little legs. You
Speaker 1: mean you mean you mean you constantly have to look
Speaker 1: up because hawks might come down and snatch your rat,
Speaker 1: which is what he deserves, by the way, because our
Speaker 1: rats fucking hawk food slash eagle food. All right. You
Speaker 1: mean a cat might just pounce out of nowhere and
Speaker 1: grab him by the old rat neck and run off
Speaker 1: in the shadows. Oh yeah, Oh endurance what Oh you
Speaker 1: mean rats don't have endurance? You mean those tiny lungs
Speaker 1: can't handle long workdays. Ah man, I thought I thought
Speaker 1: that hamster wheel I have in his cage was gonna
Speaker 1: work his stamina. And I wonder are they reliable? And
Speaker 1: when they do smell a landmine? What do they do? Screech.
Speaker 1: Advantages of using rats for explosives detection. John Oliver probably
Speaker 1: wrote this too light to trigger minds. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: Rats are so lightweight that they can walk over buried
Speaker 1: lamblines without setting them off. I like that, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I'm with you on this. I'm with you. Low costs.
Speaker 1: Rats are much cheaper to feed, housing train than dogs. True,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like dogs are going to bankrupt you.
Speaker 1: I've seen homeless people with dogs, So I mean, how
Speaker 1: expensive are they? I deal for organizations or countries with
Speaker 1: limited resources, I don't know about that. I mean, get
Speaker 1: a kennel efficient training. Surprisingly, rats can be trained to
Speaker 1: detective exposed to this in as little as nine fucking months.
Speaker 1: It's a long time. They respond to clicker training and
Speaker 1: food rewards like dogs, eas here to transport highly sensitive nosis.
Speaker 1: They have a very sharp sense of smell, and they
Speaker 1: can detect TNT and other chemicals used and explosives just
Speaker 1: as accurately as dogs and controlled in my environments, in
Speaker 1: controlled environments.
Speaker 2: All right, you lose, all right.
Speaker 1: I still I don't know if I know how to
Speaker 1: read rap behavior when they smell TNT. But all right,
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2: All right, Let's wrap with some stuff that's gonna piss
Speaker 2: you off.
Speaker 1: All right, you.
Speaker 4: Should be execute One of my favorite things is when
Speaker 4: the trash.
Speaker 1: He said you should be executing. That is kind of
Speaker 1: let me see what he said again.
Speaker 2: A fat personal trainer, you should.
Speaker 1: Be executed a little mutch.
Speaker 4: When the trash takes itself out.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm Roy.
Speaker 4: I am a fat personal trainer, and I've been working
Speaker 4: in the fitness space for like seven or eight years,
Speaker 4: and it never ceases to amaze me in the amount
Speaker 4: of toxicity there is amongst other trainers. Personally, I advocate
Speaker 4: for body inclusivity in the fitness space always, and most
Speaker 4: of that stems from the fact that my own personal
Speaker 4: journey in fitness started with a severe eating disorder ied
Speaker 4: almost unalives me. So I have no regrets about being
Speaker 4: in a larger body now, and as it stands now,
Speaker 4: I don't work with clients who work specifically on weight
Speaker 4: loss goal because it's not good for my mental health
Speaker 4: and there are thousands of other goals that don't have
Speaker 4: to do with the size of your waist.
Speaker 2: I was really nervous about having.
Speaker 4: A career in fitness when I put on a little
Speaker 4: bit of weight, but people flock to me because they
Speaker 4: no longer found me intimidating. I've been featured in Men's
Speaker 4: Health magazine. It was recently in a music video about
Speaker 4: loving your body, and I'm currently on a Billboard in
Speaker 4: Times Square. You can think that size inclusive and fat
Speaker 4: personal trainers want to be executed all you want, but
Speaker 4: we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that executing that man is a little
Speaker 1: bit over the top. And I, uh, let me see him,
Speaker 1: let me see him. Look this guy, I love capitalism.
Speaker 1: This guy found a niche and he's like, if you
Speaker 1: don't want somebody who's shredded and you want somebody who's
Speaker 1: been through and going through the same shit you are,
Speaker 1: come work out with me. So that's cool. He looks strong,
Speaker 1: he's got strong legs. I guarantee he can squat a lot.
Speaker 1: But he's also very gay and that speedo is obscene.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with his genitals either.
Speaker 1: They just look like they're mashed into his taint. They're
Speaker 1: just mashed into his taint. God bless him. And he's
Speaker 1: selling Oh okay, twenty four flash sail only one thousand
Speaker 1: dollars for the next ten people that join. All right,
Speaker 1: just out here promoting my body inclusive retreats as someone
Speaker 1: with over one hundred k followers that just wants to
Speaker 1: help people love the body there. And look, I love
Speaker 1: the internet because this guy figured out a way to
Speaker 1: use the fact that he is not fit, that he
Speaker 1: probably doesn't know anything about fitness to make money fantastic.
Speaker 1: He dresses in drag, he's very gay, he's defiant, he
Speaker 1: wears tight shirts, and you know, he looks he looks
Speaker 1: like he's Uh. There are people that are into that.
Speaker 1: There are people that are physically attracted to a man
Speaker 1: with all that weight on him. He's cuddly, and there
Speaker 1: are a lot of guys who are married to women
Speaker 1: who look exactly like that. By the way, that's the
Speaker 1: majority of America. So if the guy's gonna make money
Speaker 1: that way, more power to him, you know. But the
Speaker 1: only thing about this is when I see somebody with
Speaker 1: that kind of weight and he's you know, talking about
Speaker 1: body positivity, I don't quite believe it. It's like him
Speaker 1: convincing himself that all the trauma of looking that way
Speaker 1: and having a way problem in your whole life, you
Speaker 1: finally just say, you know what, I'm fat and beautiful
Speaker 1: and that's my new remedy. It's still a little bit
Speaker 1: of a lie. He's lying to himself, he's lying to us,
Speaker 1: and uh, but you know, good luck with that. You're
Speaker 1: just twisting the fabric of reality. And uh and if
Speaker 1: you can make money doing that, all good. If you
Speaker 1: can eat your pie and and you know, make money
Speaker 1: off it, God bless And I bet you he does
Speaker 1: have a lot of clients whore like, I just want
Speaker 1: to work out with you because I'm fat and I
Speaker 1: don't want to be I don't want to be shamed
Speaker 1: into thinking I have to lose weight because it's really hard.
Speaker 1: You know. One of the things that they found about
Speaker 1: the band, you know, when you when you when you,
Speaker 1: when you reduce somebody's stomach and they lose weight and
Speaker 1: they're not as hungry. With people who had obesity problems,
Speaker 1: their suicide rate goes up because the food was how
Speaker 1: they coped with something much bigger than food. So this
Speaker 1: guy had an eating disorder. But my guess is it
Speaker 1: wasn't the food. There might be some underlying trauma. There
Speaker 1: might be some under lying damn, And she's not come
Speaker 1: to terms with that's very difficult for him. So you're
Speaker 1: dealing with an emotional situation here. This is an emotional
Speaker 1: ecosystem that has to be negotiated before you can lose weight,
Speaker 1: you know. So I have a lot of compassion. I
Speaker 1: don't like to make fun of the guy I liked.
Speaker 1: I like him, I like I like my country, I
Speaker 1: like I like a marketplace that that you know, if
Speaker 1: you can game a marketplace, that guy's gonna make money
Speaker 1: good for him. So I know you get me with these.
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. I can already see that
Speaker 1: this is going to be when Soy hits an entire generation.
Speaker 3: Today for this floor performance, I want to feel really
Speaker 3: connected to you, Okay, I'd like you super close. I
Speaker 3: might be interested in playing with a little bit of
Speaker 3: like taking my site away for a little bit. I'd
Speaker 3: be really interested in really like crunchy shapes, feeling like
Speaker 3: really compressed maybe even, and then maybe like all so
Speaker 3: countering that with like some stretching and things like that.
Speaker 3: Love it. How soft do you want me to be?
Speaker 3: Probably somewhere in the middle. Somewhere in the middle. They
Speaker 3: don't want something that's really nice. I think, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: Like I said, like we've been tying for so long
Speaker 3: that sometimes negotiations are just a very very like check in,
Speaker 3: how are you? And then what do you want to feel?
Speaker 3: Before we go into it. We find that floor rope
Speaker 3: is the most comforting and the thing that we often
Speaker 3: do most at home when no one is watching. So
Speaker 3: we feel really excited to share that with you today.
Speaker 1: Floor rope? What is floor rope? Dylan? Is it tying
Speaker 1: somebody up?
Speaker 2: Yet? It's it's tying?
Speaker 1: Are those guys get Look? That's that. Whatever is going
Speaker 1: on there is called a fetish. It's fine, it's a fetish.
Speaker 1: It's literally you know, two people are who decided that
Speaker 1: the man game is exhausting and want it to be
Speaker 1: as feminine as possible and embrace their feminine side to
Speaker 1: the nth degree. And now they're into some strange sexual
Speaker 1: role play stuff. They're both playing a character and they're
Speaker 1: both gonna do some kinky stuff. Again, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: judge them. They're two adults. God bless go with God.
Speaker 1: Do your thing, Do your thing.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: If that gets you off, which it probably does, then
Speaker 1: I guess there we have it. Now you're going to
Speaker 1: a white website. I'm looking at this right now and
Speaker 1: it looks like there's a bunch of people tying up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some people want to be dominated. Some people want to
Speaker 1: be dominant, some people want to be tied up. Other
Speaker 1: people want to talk them up. This is called yin
Speaker 1: and yang, give and take uh. And this will always
Speaker 1: be the case. So you know how some people call
Speaker 1: it perversion. I call it variety. I call it I
Speaker 1: call it a sexual circus. Oh, let me see what's
Speaker 1: going on there. I'll go go to the next one,
Speaker 1: the next one. Yeah, j is well, this is the
Speaker 1: Japanese have got that down to it. Let me see
Speaker 1: that one down there, the one to the right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 5: The tasky pattern refers to having ropes just on the
Speaker 5: inside of the shoulders. It does have a function in
Speaker 5: that it helps to keep the shoulders more open. But
Speaker 5: I find with this style of stemless cotte you don't
Speaker 5: really need it functionally. It's more of a decorative past.
Speaker 1: And this is all perversion and kink. And there are
Speaker 1: people that get off on this, and the Japanese and
Speaker 1: the Germans. Any repressive, super rigid discipline culture is going
Speaker 1: to have the underground, the under tapestry that's going to
Speaker 1: be doing shit you're not going to believe. So the
Speaker 1: more you try to, the more you repress behavior. When
Speaker 1: you repress behavior with strict cultural norms, you don't change behavior.
Speaker 1: You just drive it underground, and it needs a release valve,
Speaker 1: and it's going to find itself a release valve in
Speaker 1: ropes and cages and even pooh. All right, I said
Speaker 1: it because we all know where it leads to Pooh.
Speaker 1: So that's how it is. And if you don't believe me,
Speaker 1: the vast majority of scat videos come out of where
Speaker 1: Germany and Japan, the countries that were the most warlike,
Speaker 1: the most obsessed with order, the most obsessed with discipline,
Speaker 1: the most obsessed with fanatical devotion to authority, the most rigid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the country where not a lot of stand up comedy
Speaker 1: came out of but very good steel and dogs that bite, yeah,
Speaker 1: and people that have never been late once in their
Speaker 1: life okay, and engineering, Yeah, And a tiny island like
Speaker 1: Japan that almost took over half the world because of
Speaker 1: their fanatical devotion to not only authority, but their belief
Speaker 1: that their way was the only and best way. Yes,
Speaker 1: And that a civilization like China that had been around
Speaker 1: way longer than theirs was you know, subhuman, as they
Speaker 1: taught their soldiers. If you have doubts about that, don't
Speaker 1: read about Nan King in the thirties. Don't. It'll give
Speaker 1: you trauma. What the Japanese did. Yeah, it'll give you trauma.
Speaker 1: That was when Hell visited the Earth. It's happened many times,
Speaker 1: probably happening right now, especially in Ukraine with trench warfare.
Speaker 1: Say a prayer, Say a prayer for those for those
Speaker 1: children that have nothing to do with the conflict in Gaza,
Speaker 1: Say a prayer. Sometimes your left would just shaking your
Speaker 1: head and saying a prayer and just hoping that this
Speaker 1: is all one big virtual reality and it'd all be
Speaker 1: made whole when we're dead and gone, or that we
Speaker 1: learn how to resonate with love, which lowers our entropy. Yeah,