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Speaker 1: Made a decision. Oh face sunny sun on.

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Speaker 2: I had a vision. It's nice.

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, what's up? Fuckers it Stephanie. I love your

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shirt you're wearing.

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Speaker 3: Fit.

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Speaker 1: It's a gap, body, I love that gap, like that

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material that's soft. Yeah, it's yeah, it's really nice.

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Speaker 3: You know though sleeps where you get You took your

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thumb through it for no real good reason.

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Speaker 1: It keeps your knuckles warm.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna fight somebody, right, I want a cold

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knuckles you you never know, I know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's been going down. What so you gotta Yeah,

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I got a Patreon. Well, luckily this is Patreon. Luckily

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the place for it. I was thinking, like, can I

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talk it on the regular?

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Speaker 4: Shut?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think I could because I just want

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you here. It's best.

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Speaker 4: It's best to keep it off air, Okay, all right,

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So you tell me if I'm taking crazy bills if

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this is not normal?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 4: Uh so mobile muffin, Yeah, it's about her, yeah, kind

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of about her?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right. So the other day.

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Speaker 4: I'm at home, you know, doing my thing, I don't know,

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and it was like eleven o'clock in the mid morning,

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and so this is the weekend. No, this was during

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the week. This is like a Thursday in the middle

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of the week. So now mobile Muffin does not live

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close by. She lives pretty not walking distance, that's for sure.

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So but we but in the vicinity because.

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Speaker 1: They go to the yes, yes, but pretty far.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, to take a dog for a walk,

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it's pretty far, right, right, Okay, So the doorbell rings

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constantly all the time.

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Speaker 1: I learned to just go fuck it. I ain't answering.

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In the middle of the week, in the middle of

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the day, the doorbell rings. It's always.

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Speaker 4: It's like they leave by the way. The FedEx guy

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rings the doorbell and then he just leaves. He doesn't

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even wait around for me to answer it. He just

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drops the package. And so then, why are you ringing

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the doorbell trying to annoy me, trying to ding dong ditch.

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Speaker 3: Me, or they're going to be like, hi, I was

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wondering we're doing in the neighborhood, and there's been an

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outbreak of ants. A lot of your neighbors are using

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our company to get some and they're like, no.

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Speaker 1: They're not, or they want to paint.

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Speaker 4: They want to paint your address everybody else is doing it.

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You Liken, you paint your address, but I just did

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it six months ago anyway, So all right, lo and behold.

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Speaker 1: So I don't answer it.

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Speaker 4: But then I look out and I see it's Mobile

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Muffin's dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh uh huh and all right, so I was like

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what but but but here's the and your yes, well

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weekday and you're alone.

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Speaker 4: I'm semi by myself because Peter is wandering around at

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I'm assistant, and then there's the guys outside they're working outside.

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I'm never alone, so you're not scared, no, no, no,

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but I okay, But here's the crazy part that you'll understand.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't recognize it being Mobile Muffin's dad, totally out

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of context.

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Speaker 1: Right, I thought, oh wait, I know him. What's he doing?

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Is that like Adam's front? I forgot, like who is

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that guy? Yeah? I know I knew, I knew him.

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I mean, yes, you walked around with him at that,

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But I have that all the time. First of all,

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it's like somebody hits you over the head with a

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frying pain.

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Speaker 3: But also you and I have not to like brag

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out ourselves, but we're around people a lot.

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Speaker 1: And so you're at school, there's a lot of there's

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a lot of coming and going.

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Speaker 3: Your brain has to work hard to keep everybody in

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their place, especially when they're at your front door.

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Speaker 4: Totally walking their little teeny tiny fluffy dog. Okay, so

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I was like, in their flip flops. All right, Okay,

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So there's a tray by us. So I'm thinking, oh, okay,

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but all right, but all right, he's gonna walk his

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dog on the trail and whatever.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. It'smalla Muffins. Why is you come

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and buy?

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Speaker 4: So I go, wait, so that's a friend of mine

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or somebody. I don't know. I don't know what came

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over me.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, well, hold on, I need to

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talk to you. You came to my house.

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Speaker 4: So I went outside in the driveway and I was like,

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ooo here I am, I'm home.

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Speaker 1: Come over here, and he's like hi. He's like all smiles,

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and he's like how you doing. He's like it's good.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry sorry to like, you know, barge in on you.

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And then and then I still didn't know. He didn't

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say it's Mobile Muffin's dad, right, No, he said, uh,

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I was just you know, I was in the neighborhood,

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but you know, you talk to me about the CBD oil, right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So at back to school night, Yes, I remember,

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remember I.

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Speaker 1: Told you that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm not judging or anything, but I do know

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one thing that the dad somehow has some CBD oil business.

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Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, what is he selling it? Door door

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to door? See hawk in his oils? Oh jeez?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so then it doesn't hit on me or anything.

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All right, just so everybody knows, okay, this is not

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going in that direction.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, But here's the crazy.

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Speaker 4: So he's like, so you have the you like the

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CBD we were talking, you know, He's like, how's your dog, Bob?

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He called them a little CBD thc oil a little

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too much non bob either. I can't remember who he was,

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right right, as soon as he pulled out the CBD shit,

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I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,

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now I got you who you are?

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Speaker 1: Your mobile muffin.

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Speaker 3: Don't people understand mobile talk is that there's times where

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I basically bought a house from somebody without meaning to.

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Speaker 1: I was making small talk. It's a good thing. He

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didn't run into him.

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Speaker 3: When They're like, see where you signed all these papers

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And I'm like, wow.

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Speaker 1: We're just like just talking. Yeah, just look at you.

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Oh is that my signature? Is this your signature? Well yeah,

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but I wasn't buying a house.

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Speaker 4: Let you ask you for my autograph for your real

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it's her friend, yeah, why know.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, uh.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, you know you were talking about the CBD

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and uh I wanted to come by and he had

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like a satchel, like a briefcase kind of like no thing,

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and he was like he pulled out like sample size

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of like a CBEE.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, so he said, so you know Bob. He goes,

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so you were telling me that Bob had seizures.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I wasn't telling him his mobile muffin

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daughter told me right, but anyway, and he said this

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is good for the dogs, you know. So he gave

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me dog treats, like little sample dog treats. I was like, oh, great, okay,

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and he goes and also I go, we.

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Speaker 3: Already got have you heard of letting Molina by now

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right listen, get on the list.

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Speaker 1: She's yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: So and then he goes, uh, you know, also putting

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the oil on their tongue before bedtime could help too,

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And he pulled out an oil I go, actually, I

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used oil and it worked and blah blah blah. So

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he gave me, yeah, here you go take that, and

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then he goes, uh, have you do you take steep

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and then go you know, yeah, you know, And then

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I start making you know, telling him like, oh, well

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you know, Adam had me go on a wild goose chase.

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Do you have anything for sleep? Come to mention it?

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And he goes, yeah, you know, and they pulls out

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another like oil thing to put on the drop on

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your tongue.

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Speaker 1: And it helps you sleep. He's going talking about it

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and how great it is.

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Speaker 4: And then after like then we start talking about pot

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farms because then I was like, well, you know, oh

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he was saying that his first he called her her partner,

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then he says my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Then he said my partner girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: They're in business together apparently, and they're trying to open

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up a store. So basically what it is is this guy,

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I've summed it up in my head. He's trying to

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drum up business and he's probably sitting there like tapping

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his pencil, going talking to his partner girlfriend, what are

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we gonna do to drum up business? And she's like,

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why don't you just go door to door? Why don't

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you talk to people that said they wanted it? Oh, yeah, okay,

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I'll do that.

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Speaker 1: He got in his mobile muffin van and he drove

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over to my house.

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Speaker 4: And I think that's like he's trying it because he

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got his business investor. No, he didn't say that, because

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he was like, yeah, because I was telling him about

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my my nephew's marijuana factory. That's literally what it's called,

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and in that they were grandfathered in, and that they're

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growing the plants, you know, the whole Middle Eastern side

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of my family, right, and he so, you know, then

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now I'm getting into it. Now I'm talking to him

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about it and he's like yeah, yeah, yeah. And then

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he's like you know, then we started talking about Pott

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and he was like, yeah, I used to partake. I

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don't anymore. I'm like, yeah, okay, anyway, and then I

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was like, oh, shoot, I gotta get them. I was

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like he would have been all day. I was like,

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I gotta go. I was like, he didn't even go. Oh,

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I'm sorry like I interrupt. He was like, okay, all right,

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So and he's standing there and he's shaking his head

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like mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Like I got to add up everything that I

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just gave you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I'll give it twenty five percent off of

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everything I just brought you. He shook me down for

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two hundred and twenty three dollars. Uh uh huh uh huh,

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oh my god, two hundred we aren't you?

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Speaker 3: Just like listen, bit minding my own fucking business. Do

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you know how many meals I've bought Mobile Muffin?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know how.

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Speaker 3: Much vacuum cleaner usage I've had to do vacuuming up

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muffin crumbs?

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. I forgot about that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how much housekeeping services? How many bags of potato chips?

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How many meals? How many family dinners? She's how many?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh hell no, well no, now, I don't know

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what would you have.

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Speaker 1: Done at that point? Paid? Right? What the hell? I

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don't know what to do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just me and Mobile Muffin's dad, And I'm

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going to make this weird now and go and go.

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Speaker 3: You know what, here, let me give them back to you. Yeah,

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I'm standing there with a ben one.

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Speaker 1: How much are all?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can you give me? Can you itemize these? Yes?

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And how much are the treats? I probably would have

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been like wow, what, oh okay? Would you have died?

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I would have paid probably.

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Speaker 4: You know there are women and men that you know

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of that would be like oh no, no, no, no no.

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They wouldn't say hell no, but they would be like no,

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you know, they would know.

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Speaker 1: How to get I know yes that. Yeah, would have

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been like oh what how much? I did not know.

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Speaker 4: I was like, so I stop, thank you, And I

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was holding the stuff and I was headed towards the door,

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and he was like standing there like like, that's so

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nice to.

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Speaker 1: Be acknowledged for all of the energy I've put into

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your daughter.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like he was like, I was

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walking to the door and he was just like yeah,

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so I'm gonna give you like twenty five percent off,

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so let's see. And then he's at making add additions

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in his head and subtracting in his head, and and

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I'm just I know, and I.

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then I'm going.

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Speaker 4: Like what am I don't have any cash on me,

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So do you take a check?

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Speaker 1: What do you got a credit card? Thing? Like, I know,

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I gotta write him a check.

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Speaker 4: And now I don't know. I gotta go find my

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purse and find my check book. And there's stairs like

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from my bottom, it's just like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I go, all right, you can come, come on.

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Why don't you just come?

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Speaker 4: I'm to have him stand at the door. Then I

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was trying to think, like, how do I what do

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I do? Do I Am I a sucker right now?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: The answer is yes, I'm a blow pop. So I

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just like come on in. And he comes in and

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he's like, oh you know, and he like follows me

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up the store, up the stairs and he's still talking

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about Bob.

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Speaker 1: He followed you up the stairs.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he followed me up the stairs and his dog

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and his dog and Phil started playing and started bouncing

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around the house and running around.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, he's nice. He's very free, he's very

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sweet and friendly and Okay.

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Speaker 3: The whole thing is weird. Okay, yes, it gets weirder

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as you told the story. But it's just weird that

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he came over at eleven am on a.

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Speaker 1: Thursday, No.

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Speaker 3: First of all first rule of acquaintances, no drop buys.

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Speaker 1: I know, friend, you wouldn't drop by. I know so

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ten times worse that you don't. He barely knows you.

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I know, I need to stop by someone's house. Oh.

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Speaker 3: The only way you stop by someone's house, by the way,

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is if you're dropping off a gift and you're not knocking.

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R like if he was, like, you know what, man,

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that Linette Corolla.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have.

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Speaker 3: Done so much for my daughter and I happen to

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know that her dog has seizures, and you know what

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I'm gonna do. I'm gonna leave a little care package

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and I'm gonna leave a note and go, hey, thanks

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for everything. Uh that your directions, email me or give

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me a call if you if.

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Speaker 1: You needie, that is the way to go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that, by the way, then this is also,

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if I may be so bold, how you also do business.

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That's because you drop it off and you go here,

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you go my compliments, try this out, and then when

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you use it, you go, wow, this was really good.

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Speaker 1: I know Muffett.

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Speaker 3: Oh, now I have his number and you go, you

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know what, I'd love to order something from that.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right. You're a thousand percent right, go shake

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somebody down. I know just thought of you.

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Speaker 3: I thought you might want to pay me for some

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of my products that I sell. That I'm trying to

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get my business off the ground.

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Speaker 1: Fuck aw, I know.

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Speaker 4: And now that I think about it, that I think

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now you might be right that maybe he was looking

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for an investment because he was saying that his partner, Uh,

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they talk about maybe doing a storefront, but you know,

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it's cost so much money to have, you know, employees

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and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. He said it twice. I don't know what.

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I was just so taken a back about everything. He

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was going to ask you to invest.

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Speaker 3: That's not how you do it, you go, hey, uh listen,

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I'm working on this business.

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Speaker 1: You know, I would love to like take you for lunch.

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Speaker 4: Right, there's ways to go make you don't fucking go

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and that You're right, he should have made a nice

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package with a card. Who's you know thinking about Bob.

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Here you go have some of this and try something.

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Speaker 1: This is our new business. Let me know if it

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if it works.

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Speaker 4: If you, thank you for everything with Mobile muffin. Thanks

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for all the fine dinners.

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Speaker 1: And hotels. You've taken mobile muffin too, yeah, including around

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if you.

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Speaker 3: Love this product, you know, just FYI were you know,

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this is the business that I do, so you know

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where to find me if.

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Speaker 1: You want to order more?

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Speaker 4: Right, And I would have gone, wow, you know what,

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this would have been a whole different situation. I would

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have been talking about this on the regular show, going,

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you know what, that's a really nice thing that he did.

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I think I am going to order from him. Sorry

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letting Molina, but I think I got another outlet. Now

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I got another dealer.

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Speaker 1: Now I know it's it's insane.

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Speaker 4: That's he follows me in the house and I'm in

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the kitchen and I'm going, okay, and he's talking and talk.

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I'm like, where's my check book? I get my check

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book and then uh, I don't even know who I

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made it out to. I can't even remember. I don't

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even know the guy's last name. And so then I

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got I go uh uh he said, uh oh, he goes,

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so let's see, and he's doing the act. He's doing

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the math in his head and he gets his his

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he said, I am terrible at this. And he gets

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his phone out and he's like, oh gosh. And he's

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like and then I see I'm looking at it's going

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one hundred business two hundred. And then he's like twenty

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five percent times twenty percent. Uh, let's see. And then

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I go just call it, just do just do one

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one whatever it was.

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Speaker 1: What did I say? One?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Two?

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Speaker 4: Two, two twenty three? I said, just let's I'll do

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two twenty. Round it up, and like to the ech,

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I said this this is I'll give you a tip

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of six seventy cents. Okay, Like we don't have to

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stand here all day so you can figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Get the fuck out.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I he couldn't got out of there fast

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when I when he wanted that money, I was just like, you.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be fucking kidding me.

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Speaker 3: Really, two hundred dollars, I'm putting you on the spot,

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handing you stuff.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you need something for sleep too? Right here you go,

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by the way, that's five hundred dollars you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my g It could have kept going like, you know,

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he's telling me about the soals that they have and

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I was talking about our show, and you know, I

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mean it was like he's like, oh yeah, I got that,

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and you know, I mean, who knows, like unba believable.

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When I said I gotta go, and I said thank

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you so much for coming by, and I started walking

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away and he's like smiling, nodding his head like no,

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not so fast.

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Speaker 1: And I was like huh and.

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Speaker 4: He's like, so I'll give you like a family friend discount,

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like twenty percent. I'm going, oh Jesus Christ, I'm a sucker,

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like I am at that point. I'm like, it was

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that one point where I was like do I go

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hell no, or do I just suck it up and pay.

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Speaker 3: It's such an awkward situation because you're really left with

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this option of either you hand him back. You're now

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holding this product that you said you wanted exactly even

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though you wanted it when it.

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Speaker 1: Was like comfortable, when it was like oh and they're

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not that big.

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Speaker 4: It's small, right, They're small like sampled, They're not like

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fabfit fund sizes. They are small sample sizes, right.

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Speaker 3: But you're either your option is either get make things

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really awkward by going hmmm, on second thought.

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Speaker 1: Here's all your product back.

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Speaker 3: Rank you. Though I thank you, I didn't I wasn't

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really planning to spend money today. But thank you so

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much for stopping by right right, or just being like

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all right.

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Speaker 4: Also, I thought, okay, when in the driveway situation, he

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goes twenty percent of I'm thinking he's going to go,

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I thought, oh okay, but I thought it would be

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like eighty dollars, right, I know it was going to

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be two hundred over two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: I mean if.

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Speaker 4: I I was just dumbfound and I was like, all right,

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here you go by. And then I sent a text

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to Kaylin immediately and I go, uh, remind me if

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I forget, how could I ever forget? But to talk

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about Mobile Muffin's dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a good story.

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Speaker 5: Ugh.

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Speaker 1: And I can see why you didn't want to do that.

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Speaker 4: On the yeah, because he could, you know, I don't

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know he could. He asked me the name of the podcast.

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We talked about it because I talked about Letty Molina

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and her business, and you know, we talked about it's growing,

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and I don't know, you know, I hope he doesn't

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sign up for Patreon.

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Speaker 3: You know, I tell people all the time to listen.

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I don't tell people all the time, but people lately

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have been asking me.

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Speaker 1: You have a podcast.

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Speaker 3: Like someone will say in conversation like, oh my god,

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I listened to your podcast, and then whoever else is

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there will be like, oh, you have a podcast. Oh

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what's it called? Don't And sometimes they'll be like give

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me your will you put it on my call?

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Speaker 1: I even have Yeah that's a told tutorial I know.

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Speaker 4: Or you get that like Patrick did to me the

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other day. You get that, uh, hey, you let it.

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I got a bone to pick with you. I was

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listening to the podcast. Those are the words you don't

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want you no, no, no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the worst thing that's ever happened, honestly is

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when John was really upset with me.

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Speaker 1: He was thinking really upset, and I had no idea why.

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Speaker 3: And then it's like when I finally got it, when

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I was like, just something's going on with you? What's wrong?

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Why are you mad at me? Did I do something?

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He was like, I listened to the podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know. That's the feeling of if you write an

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email talking shit about somebody and you send it to

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that person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that feeling.

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Speaker 4: Oh the barn the horse has left the bar and

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you won't know walking it back yeah.

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Speaker 3: But you know what in this particular case, if worse

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came to worst and mobile muffins, Dad heard it, oh learned.

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Speaker 1: He just gave you some good business. Avait exactly. Thank me.

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Speaker 3: You could listen to startup, or you could listen to

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us our pictuon episode right.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hi, thank you, thanks for listening. Guys, don't

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fuck it up.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, believe you sell oil now, don't fuck it up.

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Speaker 1: You don't come.

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Speaker 3: Out here no more.

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Speaker 2: Don't come out here no more.

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Speaker 6: Whatever you're looking for, don't come around here, nor.

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Speaker 5: Gil up, stop gammel, stop give it up, stop.

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Speaker 6: Waiting any longer, scamming up?

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Speaker 2: Honest, got out wrong, don't come sho't come aroun he

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don't come around again.

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Speaker 1: Don't feel you any move.

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Speaker 6: Got did you have? Whatever you're looking.

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Speaker 1: Don't come around.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I'm giving stop.

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Speaker 6: Give it up, stop, give it up, stop you change

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of my more shine, give it up, spying.

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Speaker 4: Don't come around.

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Speaker 6: Don't come around, stop walking down, lusty.

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Speaker 2: Don't come around in the hall.

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Speaker 1: Will you expect me?

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Speaker 2: Don't come around whatever? You don't come around here from

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