Speaker 1: Made a decision. Oh face sunny sun on.
Speaker 2: I had a vision. It's nice.
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, what's up? Fuckers it Stephanie. I love your
shirt you're wearing.
Speaker 3: Fit.
Speaker 1: It's a gap, body, I love that gap, like that
material that's soft. Yeah, it's yeah, it's really nice.
Speaker 3: You know though sleeps where you get You took your
thumb through it for no real good reason.
Speaker 1: It keeps your knuckles warm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna fight somebody, right, I want a cold
knuckles you you never know, I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's been going down. What so you gotta Yeah,
I got a Patreon. Well, luckily this is Patreon. Luckily
the place for it. I was thinking, like, can I
talk it on the regular?
Speaker 4: Shut?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I could because I just want
you here. It's best.
Speaker 4: It's best to keep it off air, Okay, all right,
So you tell me if I'm taking crazy bills if
this is not normal?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Uh so mobile muffin, Yeah, it's about her, yeah, kind
of about her?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. So the other day.
Speaker 4: I'm at home, you know, doing my thing, I don't know,
and it was like eleven o'clock in the mid morning,
and so this is the weekend. No, this was during
the week. This is like a Thursday in the middle
of the week. So now mobile Muffin does not live
close by. She lives pretty not walking distance, that's for sure.
So but we but in the vicinity because.
Speaker 1: They go to the yes, yes, but pretty far.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, to take a dog for a walk,
it's pretty far, right, right, Okay, So the doorbell rings
constantly all the time.
Speaker 1: I learned to just go fuck it. I ain't answering.
In the middle of the week, in the middle of
the day, the doorbell rings. It's always.
Speaker 4: It's like they leave by the way. The FedEx guy
rings the doorbell and then he just leaves. He doesn't
even wait around for me to answer it. He just
drops the package. And so then, why are you ringing
the doorbell trying to annoy me, trying to ding dong ditch.
Speaker 3: Me, or they're going to be like, hi, I was
wondering we're doing in the neighborhood, and there's been an
outbreak of ants. A lot of your neighbors are using
our company to get some and they're like, no.
Speaker 1: They're not, or they want to paint.
Speaker 4: They want to paint your address everybody else is doing it.
You Liken, you paint your address, but I just did
it six months ago anyway, So all right, lo and behold.
Speaker 1: So I don't answer it.
Speaker 4: But then I look out and I see it's Mobile
Muffin's dad.
Speaker 1: Oh uh huh and all right, so I was like
what but but but here's the and your yes, well
weekday and you're alone.
Speaker 4: I'm semi by myself because Peter is wandering around at
I'm assistant, and then there's the guys outside they're working outside.
I'm never alone, so you're not scared, no, no, no,
but I okay, But here's the crazy part that you'll understand.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't recognize it being Mobile Muffin's dad, totally out
of context.
Speaker 1: Right, I thought, oh wait, I know him. What's he doing?
Is that like Adam's front? I forgot, like who is
that guy? Yeah? I know I knew, I knew him.
I mean, yes, you walked around with him at that,
But I have that all the time. First of all,
it's like somebody hits you over the head with a
frying pain.
Speaker 3: But also you and I have not to like brag
out ourselves, but we're around people a lot.
Speaker 1: And so you're at school, there's a lot of there's
a lot of coming and going.
Speaker 3: Your brain has to work hard to keep everybody in
their place, especially when they're at your front door.
Speaker 4: Totally walking their little teeny tiny fluffy dog. Okay, so
I was like, in their flip flops. All right, Okay,
So there's a tray by us. So I'm thinking, oh, okay,
but all right, but all right, he's gonna walk his
dog on the trail and whatever.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. It'smalla Muffins. Why is you come
and buy?
Speaker 4: So I go, wait, so that's a friend of mine
or somebody. I don't know. I don't know what came
over me.
Speaker 1: But I was like, well, hold on, I need to
talk to you. You came to my house.
Speaker 4: So I went outside in the driveway and I was like,
ooo here I am, I'm home.
Speaker 1: Come over here, and he's like hi. He's like all smiles,
and he's like how you doing. He's like it's good.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry sorry to like, you know, barge in on you.
And then and then I still didn't know. He didn't
say it's Mobile Muffin's dad, right, No, he said, uh,
I was just you know, I was in the neighborhood,
but you know, you talk to me about the CBD oil, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, So at back to school night, Yes, I remember,
remember I.
Speaker 1: Told you that.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm not judging or anything, but I do know
one thing that the dad somehow has some CBD oil business.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, what is he selling it? Door door
to door? See hawk in his oils? Oh jeez?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so then it doesn't hit on me or anything.
All right, just so everybody knows, okay, this is not
going in that direction.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, But here's the crazy.
Speaker 4: So he's like, so you have the you like the
CBD we were talking, you know, He's like, how's your dog, Bob?
He called them a little CBD thc oil a little
too much non bob either. I can't remember who he was,
right right, as soon as he pulled out the CBD shit,
I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
now I got you who you are?
Speaker 1: Your mobile muffin.
Speaker 3: Don't people understand mobile talk is that there's times where
I basically bought a house from somebody without meaning to.
Speaker 1: I was making small talk. It's a good thing. He
didn't run into him.
Speaker 3: When They're like, see where you signed all these papers
And I'm like, wow.
Speaker 1: We're just like just talking. Yeah, just look at you.
Oh is that my signature? Is this your signature? Well yeah,
but I wasn't buying a house.
Speaker 4: Let you ask you for my autograph for your real
it's her friend, yeah, why know.
Speaker 1: So he's like, uh.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, you know you were talking about the CBD
and uh I wanted to come by and he had
like a satchel, like a briefcase kind of like no thing,
and he was like he pulled out like sample size
of like a CBEE.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, so he said, so you know Bob. He goes,
so you were telling me that Bob had seizures.
Speaker 4: First of all, I wasn't telling him his mobile muffin
daughter told me right, but anyway, and he said this
is good for the dogs, you know. So he gave
me dog treats, like little sample dog treats. I was like, oh, great, okay,
and he goes and also I go, we.
Speaker 3: Already got have you heard of letting Molina by now
right listen, get on the list.
Speaker 1: She's yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: So and then he goes, uh, you know, also putting
the oil on their tongue before bedtime could help too,
And he pulled out an oil I go, actually, I
used oil and it worked and blah blah blah. So
he gave me, yeah, here you go take that, and
then he goes, uh, have you do you take steep
and then go you know, yeah, you know, And then
I start making you know, telling him like, oh, well
you know, Adam had me go on a wild goose chase.
Do you have anything for sleep? Come to mention it?
And he goes, yeah, you know, and they pulls out
another like oil thing to put on the drop on
your tongue.
Speaker 1: And it helps you sleep. He's going talking about it
and how great it is.
Speaker 4: And then after like then we start talking about pot
farms because then I was like, well, you know, oh
he was saying that his first he called her her partner,
then he says my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Then he said my partner girlfriend.
Speaker 4: They're in business together apparently, and they're trying to open
up a store. So basically what it is is this guy,
I've summed it up in my head. He's trying to
drum up business and he's probably sitting there like tapping
his pencil, going talking to his partner girlfriend, what are
we gonna do to drum up business? And she's like,
why don't you just go door to door? Why don't
you talk to people that said they wanted it? Oh, yeah, okay,
I'll do that.
Speaker 1: He got in his mobile muffin van and he drove
over to my house.
Speaker 4: And I think that's like he's trying it because he
got his business investor. No, he didn't say that, because
he was like, yeah, because I was telling him about
my my nephew's marijuana factory. That's literally what it's called,
and in that they were grandfathered in, and that they're
growing the plants, you know, the whole Middle Eastern side
of my family, right, and he so, you know, then
now I'm getting into it. Now I'm talking to him
about it and he's like yeah, yeah, yeah. And then
he's like you know, then we started talking about Pott
and he was like, yeah, I used to partake. I
don't anymore. I'm like, yeah, okay, anyway, and then I
was like, oh, shoot, I gotta get them. I was
like he would have been all day. I was like,
I gotta go. I was like, he didn't even go. Oh,
I'm sorry like I interrupt. He was like, okay, all right,
So and he's standing there and he's shaking his head
like mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Uh, Like I got to add up everything that I
just gave you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I'll give it twenty five percent off of
everything I just brought you. He shook me down for
two hundred and twenty three dollars. Uh uh huh uh huh,
oh my god, two hundred we aren't you?
Speaker 3: Just like listen, bit minding my own fucking business. Do
you know how many meals I've bought Mobile Muffin?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know how.
Speaker 3: Much vacuum cleaner usage I've had to do vacuuming up
muffin crumbs?
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how much housekeeping services? How many bags of potato chips?
How many meals? How many family dinners? She's how many?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh hell no, well no, now, I don't know
what would you have.
Speaker 1: Done at that point? Paid? Right? What the hell? I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just me and Mobile Muffin's dad, And I'm
going to make this weird now and go and go.
Speaker 3: You know what, here, let me give them back to you. Yeah,
I'm standing there with a ben one.
Speaker 1: How much are all?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you give me? Can you itemize these? Yes?
And how much are the treats? I probably would have
been like wow, what, oh okay? Would you have died?
I would have paid probably.
Speaker 4: You know there are women and men that you know
of that would be like oh no, no, no, no no.
They wouldn't say hell no, but they would be like no,
you know, they would know.
Speaker 1: How to get I know yes that. Yeah, would have
been like oh what how much? I did not know.
Speaker 4: I was like, so I stop, thank you, And I
was holding the stuff and I was headed towards the door,
and he was like standing there like like, that's so
nice to.
Speaker 1: Be acknowledged for all of the energy I've put into
your daughter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like he was like, I was
walking to the door and he was just like yeah,
so I'm gonna give you like twenty five percent off,
so let's see. And then he's at making add additions
in his head and subtracting in his head, and and
I'm just I know, and I.
Speaker 1: Just tell it knowing I want to hundred right, And
then I'm going.
Speaker 4: Like what am I don't have any cash on me,
So do you take a check?
Speaker 1: What do you got a credit card? Thing? Like, I know,
I gotta write him a check.
Speaker 4: And now I don't know. I gotta go find my
purse and find my check book. And there's stairs like
from my bottom, it's just like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I go, all right, you can come, come on.
Why don't you just come?
Speaker 4: I'm to have him stand at the door. Then I
was trying to think, like, how do I what do
I do? Do I Am I a sucker right now?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: The answer is yes, I'm a blow pop. So I
just like come on in. And he comes in and
he's like, oh you know, and he like follows me
up the store, up the stairs and he's still talking
about Bob.
Speaker 1: He followed you up the stairs.
Speaker 4: Yes, he followed me up the stairs and his dog
and his dog and Phil started playing and started bouncing
around the house and running around.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, he's nice. He's very free, he's very
sweet and friendly and Okay.
Speaker 3: The whole thing is weird. Okay, yes, it gets weirder
as you told the story. But it's just weird that
he came over at eleven am on a.
Speaker 1: Thursday, No.
Speaker 3: First of all first rule of acquaintances, no drop buys.
Speaker 1: I know, friend, you wouldn't drop by. I know so
ten times worse that you don't. He barely knows you.
I know, I need to stop by someone's house. Oh.
Speaker 3: The only way you stop by someone's house, by the way,
is if you're dropping off a gift and you're not knocking.
R like if he was, like, you know what, man,
that Linette Corolla.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have.
Speaker 3: Done so much for my daughter and I happen to
know that her dog has seizures, and you know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna leave a little care package
and I'm gonna leave a note and go, hey, thanks
for everything. Uh that your directions, email me or give
me a call if you if.
Speaker 1: You needie, that is the way to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that, by the way, then this is also,
if I may be so bold, how you also do business.
That's because you drop it off and you go here,
you go my compliments, try this out, and then when
you use it, you go, wow, this was really good.
Speaker 1: I know Muffett.
Speaker 3: Oh, now I have his number and you go, you
know what, I'd love to order something from that.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. You're a thousand percent right, go shake
somebody down. I know just thought of you.
Speaker 3: I thought you might want to pay me for some
of my products that I sell. That I'm trying to
get my business off the ground.
Speaker 1: Fuck aw, I know.
Speaker 4: And now that I think about it, that I think
now you might be right that maybe he was looking
for an investment because he was saying that his partner, Uh,
they talk about maybe doing a storefront, but you know,
it's cost so much money to have, you know, employees
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He said it twice. I don't know what.
I was just so taken a back about everything. He
was going to ask you to invest.
Speaker 3: That's not how you do it, you go, hey, uh listen,
I'm working on this business.
Speaker 1: You know, I would love to like take you for lunch.
Speaker 4: Right, there's ways to go make you don't fucking go
and that You're right, he should have made a nice
package with a card. Who's you know thinking about Bob.
Here you go have some of this and try something.
Speaker 1: This is our new business. Let me know if it
if it works.
Speaker 4: If you, thank you for everything with Mobile muffin. Thanks
for all the fine dinners.
Speaker 1: And hotels. You've taken mobile muffin too, yeah, including around
if you.
Speaker 3: Love this product, you know, just FYI were you know,
this is the business that I do, so you know
where to find me if.
Speaker 1: You want to order more?
Speaker 4: Right, And I would have gone, wow, you know what,
this would have been a whole different situation. I would
have been talking about this on the regular show, going,
you know what, that's a really nice thing that he did.
I think I am going to order from him. Sorry
letting Molina, but I think I got another outlet. Now
I got another dealer.
Speaker 1: Now I know it's it's insane.
Speaker 4: That's he follows me in the house and I'm in
the kitchen and I'm going, okay, and he's talking and talk.
I'm like, where's my check book? I get my check
book and then uh, I don't even know who I
made it out to. I can't even remember. I don't
even know the guy's last name. And so then I
got I go uh uh he said, uh oh, he goes,
so let's see, and he's doing the act. He's doing
the math in his head and he gets his his
he said, I am terrible at this. And he gets
his phone out and he's like, oh gosh. And he's
like and then I see I'm looking at it's going
one hundred business two hundred. And then he's like twenty
five percent times twenty percent. Uh, let's see. And then
I go just call it, just do just do one
one whatever it was.
Speaker 1: What did I say? One?
Speaker 3: Uh? Two?
Speaker 4: Two, two twenty three? I said, just let's I'll do
two twenty. Round it up, and like to the ech,
I said this this is I'll give you a tip
of six seventy cents. Okay, Like we don't have to
stand here all day so you can figure it out.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out.
Speaker 4: I mean, I he couldn't got out of there fast
when I when he wanted that money, I was just like, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta be fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3: Really, two hundred dollars, I'm putting you on the spot,
handing you stuff.
Speaker 1: Hey, you need something for sleep too? Right here you go,
by the way, that's five hundred dollars you.
Speaker 4: Oh my g It could have kept going like, you know,
he's telling me about the soals that they have and
I was talking about our show, and you know, I
mean it was like he's like, oh yeah, I got that,
and you know, I mean, who knows, like unba believable.
When I said I gotta go, and I said thank
you so much for coming by, and I started walking
away and he's like smiling, nodding his head like no,
not so fast.
Speaker 1: And I was like huh and.
Speaker 4: He's like, so I'll give you like a family friend discount,
like twenty percent. I'm going, oh Jesus Christ, I'm a sucker,
like I am at that point. I'm like, it was
that one point where I was like do I go
hell no, or do I just suck it up and pay.
Speaker 3: It's such an awkward situation because you're really left with
this option of either you hand him back. You're now
holding this product that you said you wanted exactly even
though you wanted it when it.
Speaker 1: Was like comfortable, when it was like oh and they're
not that big.
Speaker 4: It's small, right, They're small like sampled, They're not like
fabfit fund sizes. They are small sample sizes, right.
Speaker 3: But you're either your option is either get make things
really awkward by going hmmm, on second thought.
Speaker 1: Here's all your product back.
Speaker 3: Rank you. Though I thank you, I didn't I wasn't
really planning to spend money today. But thank you so
much for stopping by right right, or just being like
all right.
Speaker 4: Also, I thought, okay, when in the driveway situation, he
goes twenty percent of I'm thinking he's going to go,
I thought, oh okay, but I thought it would be
like eighty dollars, right, I know it was going to
be two hundred over two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I mean if.
Speaker 4: I I was just dumbfound and I was like, all right,
here you go by. And then I sent a text
to Kaylin immediately and I go, uh, remind me if
I forget, how could I ever forget? But to talk
about Mobile Muffin's dad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a good story.
Speaker 5: Ugh.
Speaker 1: And I can see why you didn't want to do that.
Speaker 4: On the yeah, because he could, you know, I don't
know he could. He asked me the name of the podcast.
We talked about it because I talked about Letty Molina
and her business, and you know, we talked about it's growing,
and I don't know, you know, I hope he doesn't
sign up for Patreon.
Speaker 3: You know, I tell people all the time to listen.
I don't tell people all the time, but people lately
have been asking me.
Speaker 1: You have a podcast.
Speaker 3: Like someone will say in conversation like, oh my god,
I listened to your podcast, and then whoever else is
there will be like, oh, you have a podcast. Oh
what's it called? Don't And sometimes they'll be like give
me your will you put it on my call?
Speaker 1: I even have Yeah that's a told tutorial I know.
Speaker 4: Or you get that like Patrick did to me the
other day. You get that, uh, hey, you let it.
I got a bone to pick with you. I was
listening to the podcast. Those are the words you don't
want you no, no, no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, the worst thing that's ever happened, honestly is
when John was really upset with me.
Speaker 1: He was thinking really upset, and I had no idea why.
Speaker 3: And then it's like when I finally got it, when
I was like, just something's going on with you? What's wrong?
Why are you mad at me? Did I do something?
He was like, I listened to the podcast.
Speaker 4: You know. That's the feeling of if you write an
email talking shit about somebody and you send it to
that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that feeling.
Speaker 4: Oh the barn the horse has left the bar and
you won't know walking it back yeah.
Speaker 3: But you know what in this particular case, if worse
came to worst and mobile muffins, Dad heard it, oh learned.
Speaker 1: He just gave you some good business. Avait exactly. Thank me.
Speaker 3: You could listen to startup, or you could listen to
us our pictuon episode right.
Speaker 1: All right, Hi, thank you, thanks for listening. Guys, don't
fuck it up.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, believe you sell oil now, don't fuck it up.
Speaker 1: You don't come.
Speaker 3: Out here no more.
Speaker 2: Don't come out here no more.
Speaker 6: Whatever you're looking for, don't come around here, nor.
Speaker 5: Gil up, stop gammel, stop give it up, stop.
Speaker 6: Waiting any longer, scamming up?
Speaker 2: Honest, got out wrong, don't come sho't come aroun he
don't come around again.
Speaker 1: Don't feel you any move.
Speaker 6: Got did you have? Whatever you're looking.
Speaker 1: Don't come around.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm giving stop.
Speaker 6: Give it up, stop, give it up, stop you change
of my more shine, give it up, spying.
Speaker 4: Don't come around.
Speaker 6: Don't come around, stop walking down, lusty.
Speaker 2: Don't come around in the hall.
Speaker 1: Will you expect me?
Speaker 2: Don't come around whatever? You don't come around here from
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