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<v Speaker 1>Only Taco Orlanders Rock Station one O one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j R our sponsor this hour.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be out again this Sunday, right, Taco Bom, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I am gonna be at Cabana Live this Sunday. When

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing these uh, it's all part of j R.

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<v Speaker 2>Summer of Rock. When we're doing these big, big Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>fun days, we're having big prizes like last week was

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<v Speaker 2>was Metallica. This week's gonna be sure to make you

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<v Speaker 2>happy is what we're talking huge concert tickets, also trips

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<v Speaker 2>and giveaways. So come on out Cabana Live this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it's noon to too, but I have more

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<v Speaker 2>details on the actual time coming up Sunday, baby, Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this headline and it was initially confused over it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>some of you may be able to relate to my confusion.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is this the loose lady? No, No, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to the morally upstanding individuals here in a few minutes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this we got to Seattle for where a man was

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<v Speaker 1>shot in the leg during an argument over a phone cord. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>when I first saw this, I thought to myself, hmm,

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<v Speaker 1>was this like back in the day. Any of us

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<v Speaker 1>who've been around for a minute or two when.

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<v Speaker 3>You had the home phone, and at least one home phone,

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<v Speaker 3>usually it was the kitchen phone had the extra long

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<v Speaker 3>curly cord on it that could stretch halfway across the house,

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<v Speaker 3>and if you had siblings, one of them would inevitably

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<v Speaker 3>stretch that thing out so far that that cord would

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<v Speaker 3>get all tangled up and they'd just leave it for

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<v Speaker 3>the next person, aggravating the next user.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you think, who still has a home phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Right exactly? Like, no, this is just over a phone

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<v Speaker 1>charging cord. Okay, they get an argument. These two roommates

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<v Speaker 1>get an argument over the phone cord. One wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 1>it back to the other one. So of course gunplay

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<v Speaker 1>makes total sense. Who's got the phone cord? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch? You know if you go on like the guy with.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy with the phone court and did the shooting

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<v Speaker 1>that you haven't been able to track him down yet, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna find him and he's gonna be holding that cord. Gone,

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. You know, you could go to Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>and buy three phone cords for I don't know, six

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<v Speaker 2>seventy five or something, maybe not that cheap. But I'm saying, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>now you're up for gun charges. Did it kill the

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<v Speaker 2>guy when he shot him?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, he was just shot in the leg.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually does it? Yeah he did. He started with

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<v Speaker 1>shot and the flashed him in the leg. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when when phone chargers first came out. I just it.

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<v Speaker 2>It sticks out in my head because I remember being

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<v Speaker 2>on a dude's trip, a dude's golf trip, and when

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<v Speaker 2>they first, you know, you were always in need, had

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<v Speaker 2>to keep track of your phone charger, right, Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I was driving home from this golf weekend

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<v Speaker 2>way out past Tampa wherever, and uh, somebody calls me up, talker,

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<v Speaker 2>are you still there at the at the place. We

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<v Speaker 2>all say, I know, I just woke up a little

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<v Speaker 2>while ago. I'm about twenty minutes. I'm gonna drive. He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>can you go back and look for my phone charger?

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<v Speaker 2>I go, and yeah, this is when I think they

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<v Speaker 2>were like a little more expensive, And it wasn't you

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<v Speaker 2>know you'd keep track of your phone charger like it was, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>your driver's license. I go, not a chance in hell, said,

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<v Speaker 2>you're out of your mind. Now we've got phone courts

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<v Speaker 2>stashed everywhere. Yeah, exactly, and this guy's shooting somebody over right, right,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, man, all right, onto our safe harbor related stories. Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Our friend Bonnie Blue is back time. Look there's a

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<v Speaker 2>phone charger right there that I think it's Mels. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. It's just lay on the counter unplugged. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like right, like you said, everywhere. So Bonnie Blue, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's a hooker. She's back.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and uh, well, she has announced that coming up

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<v Speaker 1>on a June fifteenth, her next sexual exploit will be

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<v Speaker 1>uh at her words, not mine. She will be tied

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<v Speaker 1>up in a glass box that's open to the public

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<v Speaker 1>with her master plan, uh in the stunt to get

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<v Speaker 1>railed by two thousand men in one day. Hey, guys

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<v Speaker 1>have the option of getting involved or just walking around

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<v Speaker 1>and watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I just honestly I would be disgusted. So, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a pretty disgusting guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get some wind decks involved with this

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, with the glass box. Okay, so two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>guys in twenty four sixty minutes, what is that about?

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen forty I don't know minutes discover you lining up

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<v Speaker 2>with those other nineteen ninety nine I ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>The sad part, Bob, is she's already been able to

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<v Speaker 1>prove beyond a shadow of a doubt. She gets takers

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<v Speaker 1>to participate on her exploits. So we'll see what happens

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<v Speaker 1>on the fifteenth. And didn't she get a whole frat

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<v Speaker 1>one time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well she's done yeah, several different things.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's that, all right, two thousand guys in a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hour period inside the glass box.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprise. She's just not living up to the name

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<v Speaker 2>Bonnie Blue. You know that that'd bed she l u

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<v Speaker 2>e go, she'd get TMJ you know that jaw disease

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<v Speaker 2>or a lock jaw h.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to be outdone, but to be outdone. Here comes

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<v Speaker 1>Tiffany Wisconsin also other only fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh did she find out about Bonnie Blue's plans and

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<v Speaker 2>that's why she came forward.

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<v Speaker 1>I have Tiffany's plan posted on our Facebook page as

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<v Speaker 1>well as a photograph of her if you'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>take a look of for Tiffany Wisconsin her words again

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<v Speaker 1>this summer, I was gonna do a two thousand guy challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>but unfortunately somebody else is already doing that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to copy or anything. So I decided I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do five thousand. I know I can do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna be really hard, but I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to do it in one day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do it in the span of a week. Aspirations. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>she's gonna need some aspirin after. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to equate it, but somebody's got to be related

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<v Speaker 2>to Bonnie Blue and miss Wisconsin. You're giving Wisconsin to that.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, Bonnie Blue Waffle, don't do not google that.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Yeah, you're don't google that ever, No,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was just gonna say, because youre probably getting

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<v Speaker 1>ready to have breakfast and you'll that'll be ruined.

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<v Speaker 2>But I wouldn't. We wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It was simple to stay don't google it. Yeah, and upset.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got uh okay, just again not real good

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<v Speaker 1>at Matthew. So between the two of them we seven thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>seven thousand dudes.

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